Painkiller Already - PKN 580

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

PKN 580. What's up, boys? How's it going? Horrible football week for the dogs. Oh, yeah. I kind of saw it coming. Like I told you before we talked before the Georgia game, I was like, I think they're going to get blown out.

Their defense has sucked and their offense has been inconsistent. But it was much closer than I thought it was going to be. So maybe there is a glimmer of hope that they'll be in the playoffs at the end of the year. I think they're going to end up maybe even out of the playoffs, maybe even like on the bubble or something like that, like 8th or 9th or 10th. Yikes. What happened? They play Alabama and lost by like three. Okay. Why are they not as good this year?

Oh, I feel like... So look, I'm not an analyst for football or anything, but just my outsider just looking in. It seems like some... I always see these other programs have these all-star badass quarterbacks that end up in the NFL. And we rarely do it, Georgia. We've got some 26-year-old guy

who's like making a dream come true and it's like all right but where's the like stud who's 20 years old and has been lighting the world on fire why is he not here? Why is he at UCLA or why is he at Tennessee? Why is he at uh well I mean Arch Manning is kind of shit in the bed? I don't think he's as big

as big a deal as they thought he was going to be but why don't we have like an Arch Manning caliber quarterback like a big name that we never really do and on top of that like I said the defense is just not good this year we've been letting even the lesser opponents

score two or three times it's not a good look I feel like every year I hear about how Georgia has a top three recruiting class how they get bad every year they get the best players it's only even a rough season so far

if you're a Georgia fan because like most other people's teams it's like oh we lost by three to Alabama them are still ranked 12th in the country this is going pretty well but if you're like a Georgia fan you're like this is cataclysmic there's not a number one or two or three in front of our name so we may as well burn the stadium

i think i might be a one in front what are they ranked uh i thought they were like 12 now perfect point proven yeah fuck i guess that covers the entire list doesn't it nah no oh one two or three yeah rats yeah so you know i it is what it is they're either the best or you're not in this league It's not one of those where I even care if we're 12th or if we're 20 second. Like it doesn't make any difference whatsoever to me. I wouldn't. I'm not going to feel better if we are 10th at the end of the year and not 20th. Like it's the same thing.

It's first or last. It's Ricky Bobby rules with college football as far as I'm concerned. That is such a ridiculous take. Yeah. Taylor is psyched when his team is ranked. I am psyched when my team is also receiving votes. Yeah. Kyle's like second

Fuck this First or last First or last You know There's only like 16 decent teams in the whole fucking country The rest of them are just pretenders And it's like if you can't be the best of those 16 programs

Then you don't deserve to be in that spot And it's just like get over it Like they're just not going to do it I don't think they're going to do it this year for sure But like I said they'll put on a good showing They'll be a ranked team at the end of the year And they'll get a good bowl game but I want to watch a team that's like that finishes at rank 10 though than it is to watch a team that goes like you know one in 12 or whatever like that just wouldn't be fun at all I mean I think we're going to struggle against tech this year being great I think when we play Georgia Tech I think it's going to be a close game and they might beat us like I'm worried about the Georgia Tech game more than I am the Texas game you know because it's a rough schedule all the way around every week it's another killer even Auburn is going to be a tough one Florida will be a fun game

Florida will be a blast. We'll get the shit on them. NC State lost to Duke, a program that famously gets good grades. Yeah. What do we do it, boys? We can't beat your valedictorians? Fuck this.

It's like, ah, this is like a hard school to get into, even. Fuck. These guys are going to blast. They're really proud of their players' academic qualifications. and I'm like, fuck. They're running back. It's like, I'm on an academic scholarship. I imagine students at Duke, if you just ask them, like, how's the team looking this year?

They would immediately start talking about basketball. Like, they wouldn't even think, like, oh, the football team? Like, they're like, oh, no, we're a basketball school. Yeah, I'm under the same boat as Woody. It's fun when your team gets up on the list. And then it starts to get nerve-wracking, like a couple years ago when, Missou got up to like seven or six or something at one point. I'm like, oh, there's nowhere to go, but down the whole list above them, they'll destroy us.

I know the ACC is not the SEC, but it is a Power 5 conference capable of producing good teams. And the SEC is enough said, right? So when we start getting ranked, I start dreaming. I start being like, you know, why can't we be the next Clemson? Right? I'm not asking for some 12-year-long dynasty, but Clemson was a. solid team for like six years maybe i'm no expert on these things like who's to say nc state couldn't be that florida state can be clemson can be why not us and well you've got then we get

then we lose a game in it's a virginia tech puts up 35 on you and you're like oh fuck that's why damn it you've got all-star coaches who came in and redesigned those programs to make them do that with dabbo sweeney especially in in clemson and now dabbo's getting called out because like it's Like, he has, they're saying his game hasn't evolved over the last 10 years or whatever. I was looking at how much UGA spends on football versus NC State. It's double. Georgia spends $223 million for the 2026 fiscal year. That's one of those things that I feel like winning brings spending, which brings winning, which brings spending.

And it's why college teams are good for decades, whereas like pro teams, winning loses drafts in the college that winning brings and the draft picks, in this case, recruits, and the donors and all the, if we won a national championship, I'm sure we'd have more money to spend. Oh, yeah, more people would want to go there. And it all starts by staying ranked. Yes, you have to start there. All the good players, they're checking this stuff. Their agents are checking this stuff. They're like, oh, fuck. Yeah, I know we were looking at Kentucky for you when you were a sophomore two years ago, but they kind of are stinking right now. So let's find a higher. You said you wanted to go SEC. We'll find you a higher. team. Oh, LSU's really performed well. Mizzou plays Alabama next, which that's another reason

I was hoping. Yeah, I was hoping like, oh man, maybe Georgia will just destroy them and that'll give me some hope. But no, no, I think we're about to be exposed. Georgia set you up for success. They made Bama look like a quality team. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's the ultimate, is if Mizzou somehow beats Alabama, which would be awesome. There's no reason. Mazoo couldn't be a dynasty. They just need to win which will bring more winning if it could somehow just crack the ceiling.

I think there's a whole like scheme of alumni and donors that's decades and decades in the making that you can't make from one, like if Mazu did win the national title, next year wouldn't be a boon of a recruitment class for them. It wouldn't be a year of a hundred extra

hundred extra million spending for their athletic program, they would just have a trophy. I can't prove it, but I feel like if Mazoo won the national title, the recruitment class would be much better. People would be very impressed by that coach. That coach would be pointing to all the pros that he's losing this year and how you could be filling that spot and be just like him. I think now they're looking for NIL money and opportunities where their niche player skills fit a specific scheme like I'm sure that like quarterbacks are wanting to go to a good quarterback school where they can be that has a record of turning collegiate quarterbacks into pro quarterbacks like that's where I'd want to go if I were one of these like

top five quarterbacks in the country I want to go to the place that turns quarterbacks into pro quarterbacks what school is that Alabama because I've heard that Georgia like well Stafford is stafford plays for the chargers now I think isn't Penn State kind of that school for like linebackers like a lot of linebackers want to go backer you yeah and then I was going to say LSU but I'm really just pointing

at Joe Burroughs yeah yeah I man that would be so sick to beat an Alabama or a Georgia then it's like you're legit for real those teams and suddenly whoever was looking at going to those two schools is like maybe Mizzou will call

maybe Mizzu does have better jerseys and collars than both of those schools maybe. Have you seen how many nice water fountains they have? It's crazy at their athletic program. They've got the best water fountains in in that quadrant. In that quadrant of the Midwest, their water fountains stand

out. I'm telling you. White's and blacks. Oh yeah. Twice as many options. No lines. Twice as many options for everyone at the water fountains. I remember we went and toured the the UGA athletic facilities and it was mind-boggling

to see the indoor tracks and all of the, not just the athletic program, but just the whole campus, like all the labs. They're like, ah, and this is where they're decoding the genome. And it looks like the lab from Jurassic Park with the robot arm grabbing the egg. Like everything there looks so much.

And they need like one photo of like their giant O lineman like holding a beaker for a picture for a picture in the athletic center. It's all right. You can go back to remedial math now. Steve, we don't need you here anymore. We got to pick. That's how it should be.

That's how it should be. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, if anything, if you're a 400-pound gigantic O-line guy, you don't need to be soaking up a spot in that, like, astrophysics course. For some guy who's all in on the nerd shit, he's going to get us right out of him. Yeah, you know, we don't need that guy. Just like we don't need the astrophysics guy taking up space in the football program. That guy plays for Duke.

Yeah, to each according to their ability. Isn't that communism? It is. Yeah. Well, that's what we need to paint up on the Mizzou Athletics Center to each according to their ability. And we-and-to-ish according to their need. And we lost our big fat kicker from a year or two ago. Oh, whatever happened to him. I think he went to the NFL, the thicker kicker.

That guy was just so alarmingly overweight for a kicker. And then you'd watch him line up and it'd be like, this is like what I would look like in those fucking pants. Like this is rough. And then you'd see it. And it's like, there's clearly a lot of muscle there. That guy's generating a lot of the record this week. So the Buccaneers were playing the Eagles. It was a good game.

And the guy, they have a kicker who kicked the NFL record for outdoor football, 65-yard field go. And then he, I think he had a 58 as well, the same game. I think the indoor record is 66. It looked impossible when he kicked it. I'm sorry. I was really inventing. vested in the thicker kicker, I was Googling. He did go to the Panthers, but he wasn't drafted, and he was cut before the start of the season.

He played in the UFL for a bit, and then he tried out for the Jets and also didn't make their roster. Well, poor guy. He's going to lose a little bit of weight, I guess. You're just, you know, maybe probably... No, no, stick with what got you there. Yeah. I can't remember what player it was but there was this like 440 pound lineman and one of the teams called him up to like try out but almost in a humiliation tactic they didn't let him dress out

they made him run around the entire tryout period wearing like a weighted vest and so everybody else is playing football and then this big fat so it's just doing laps in his weighted vest and they didn't call him up it was kind of mean but on the other hand it's like bro it's your life you couldn't drop from 440 to 390 for your dream that's nothing like like like like losing 50 pounds is something but not when you're 440 fucking pounds bro like it's not a big deal that's like us losing 15 or 20 you know it's like oh for my dreams i think i can cut the ice cream and sugar out what team was making him run around like that might i want to say it was the buccaneers but it was like the story is obviously like beginning of the football year i was watching um some youtube short

and they were like they were talking about how mean it was because there's video him out there running around and his weighted vest and everything that's you guys familiar with the tush push at all yeah because all right for any listeners you don't know the eagles have this play where they push the ball to get like one yard and then that guy pushes him in the back and that guy pushes him in the back and it's kind of unstoppable the rest of the NFL hates it the birds love it uh there i don't know why it's so hard to pull off like why does it only work for the eagles but it seems to be the case Anyway, last week, they were playing Tampa Bay. Zach, can you show this picture?

Tampa Bay brought on a new player as an anti-tush-push mechanism. Wait, do you see this guy? A specialist. A specialist at pushing back on the tush-push. 464 pounds. Yes. So, Philadelphia, last week, they beat the bucks, but they had a fake tush-push play that they read.

ran. They didn't want the smoke of this guy. And they ran a fake tush push. Yeah. The last thing you want to do is, like, B, have three players pushing Jalen Hurt's ass as hard as they can toward that. He's not going to move. An unmovable object meets an unstoppable force, and Jalen Hurses, his head explodes. He's pinned. He's pinned like that guy in the beginning of signs or that lady. He looks like a caked-up predator. That guy's, what did you say, 460?

It said, yeah, 460 and 6 foot 6. And that's also like, that would have been my idea. I was closing the tab of the push. Oh, you're good. I was saying that, like, it's funny that that worked because that would have been, like, if you, if the NFL head coach of the Buccaneers was like, hey, you three, we need you to come up with a plan to stop the push push. I'd be like, I mean, could it be as simple as finding the largest man available? Like, is that what you could do? And they'd be like, no, that could never work.

And it's like, it seems like I'm not sure. I'm genuinely not sure. Like, if I was like, hey, they keep scoring on us. What if we put a sumo wrestler in the hockey net? You'd be like, that guy would get scored on a lot. I would. Yeah. But that needs agility.

The whole crux of stopping the tush push is like, we don't want you moving at all. You got a, you got a plant. You just do what you're best at, not moving. What if it was like a world strongest man competitive? editor. Like, do you need to be that good at football? I think there's some agility involved. Although in that push-push scenario, I think the real problem is everybody's got to be a multi-skilled athlete out there. I bet Mr. 460 pounds does other things. His patched for us is probably fine. You know what I mean? Like, there's that like, there's that like TikTok

question about could an average Joe get one yard on an NFL field? I maintain absolutely. I think with the designs play, any of the three of us could gain one yard. I know. Absolutely. could. I'm not sure I'd be durable to play a second time. I'm durable enough but I mean I've seen people get five yards untouched and it looked like

it wasn't even that close. In that situation, I could, I don't know if I could have got all five but maybe I don't know if they split the D open wide enough I can do any of the untouched place. Yeah, I feel like if I'm off to the side or something and you could throw the ball to me like I can catch that ball and I can make

it's one step it's one step what happens after that step is going to be awful but one step that's what a yard is one time right and i'm just counting on everyone else to do the heavy lifting i i'm not claiming i'm good at football i'm claiming i'm bad at football but that like any athletic guy could succeed behind the line that's good enough that's yeah number one they're not going to be covering you for your one play out there oh they of course they are they're now just going to be and for the TikTok challenge. Here comes Woody's Gamer tag.

He thinks, well, let's play the tape here. I can absolutely get one yard against the Jets. Please, garbage organization. You're on the Jumbotron. The Jets are all like, oh, really? I dare them to hit me as hard as they want. I want it, you, poosies. Just getting matter and matter.

It would have to be a trick play. Like, they'd have to wheel me out there with a shaved head in a wheelchair. And then, like, I'd have to get up after the play had begun and, like, walk forward. I'm covered in Pintar, like, that guy from Little Giants sticks it to my hand. They used to be sad. I run out of bounds rapidly. They used to put that stick them all over him. There was a player who, there's famous photos of this player from probably the 70s.

And it's all the way up his elbows. It's on his biceps. And he's, like, sitting on the sideline with his hands, like, hanging limp. And there's, like, turf stuck to him. grass, like anything he came near. I put it on the back of my helmet, just in case the quarterback had good enough aim. Yeah.

Stay right there, baby. That would be a real airbud, you know, rule book analysis. There's no rule against it. Fuck. Ever since of airbud, we have to have a 7,000 page Bible tomb

with all the things you can't do. I saw a player who got the ball stuck to his hand and couldn't get it off. And like, they're trying to like unglue the ball from his glove. That's wild. But gloves now are made I don't know what that material is that the gloves are made of

But it creates like you know how like sticky film Like saran wrap just is incredibly sticky against certain things It does something similar to that Those gloves when they touch the ball That's how they make all this crazy one-handed catches They're not I mean they're the greatest athletes in the world maybe But still they can just touch the ball And it glues to that glove almost

Because of what the gloves are made up Have you ever worn a goalie glove that soccer players use? No it's that same thing I think where like it's so tacky it almost like picks it up on its own like it just wants to stick to that new ping pong paddle is like that as well when they're new they stop being new way too quickly I need to get back into ping pong that's such a fun game it is a fun game dude ping pong you can't tell who the better player is and I love that there's some guy out there who looks like Danny DeVito who could beat 99% of the population I'm sure of it right

wide receivers look like wide receivers and if they don't they suck at their job that's not true in ping pong there are 12 year old girls beaten 24 year old men and you can tell in ping pong from how they serve it if they do some like goofy thing where they toss it way up there and then they put a retarded amount of spin it's like ah I've been had her foot at the same time is some sort of yeah yeah come on now there's so much it's like almost bouncing back over to their side it hits with spin did you ever play play ping pong really? I thought you did. I'm bad at it. I'm bad at it. I've played with Woody a long time ago and he knows that he knows that he played ping pong and just dominated everyone who was at the house. And then I, uh, I own a table. I own a table. I love it. You have to establish dominance sometimes. It's one of those games where I know the, the rudimentary, like, ask, like, oh, so we do this back and forth. And I can, like, as long as we sit there and just politely pass the ball back and your goal is for me to return it to you if that is that we're playing like my goal is for you to be able to return it well and we go back and forth like that must be fun those aren't the rules i was that's not how

i play taylor i'm not saying i'd win because it sounds like you can play but it's it might be a game yeah yeah i mean i have not played in many years me too but it's uh it's so much easier to get back into than like tennis i tried playing tennis for the first time and well over a decade maybe two summers ago and like just serving i was like the amount of time it's going to take me to remember how to do this correctly and i was also trying to learn pickleball at the same time because it was newer and more hype then and it's like there's just no possible way to play two different racket sports at the same time with no expertise in either is tennis cooler than pickleball like is there yeah is it like pc and console gamers uh tennis is way way harder it's it's much

less forgiving. Pickleball is much more social. So like everybody can play pickleball unless you're like so out of shape. It's like disc golf and golf. It would be hard. Yeah. Yeah. Like golf is unbelievably difficult. Disc golf, I'm sure has its challenges and it's tough, but like it would be easier to hop into that. Yeah, you'd be goofing off for most of the time. But pickleball's a lot fun. You can always find people to play that. Most people don't want to play tennis with you because tennis is a it's a grueling game especially singles playing sing there's so much that court's so much bigger than you think it is like okay tennis i've played a little tennis it's been forever and i was never good so i don't mean to make false claims but it wasn't tennis that wore

me out it was like retrieving the ball and shit like that's the exhausting part it gets behind me or maybe it just goes way off and it's like oh fuck i'll go get it. You have to jog. You got to jog that little jog of shame where you, like, the ball's 100 yards that way, but you have to jog 30 yards that way to go out. The very loud chain link gate first, and everyone knows that idiot just smacked it like into someone's yard over there. It's embarrassing.

But yeah, try a pickleball if you're looking for a easier sport to play because it, it hits about the same as like a ping pong ball. Like, it's just as, actually, it's easier to impart spin on it than a ping pong ball. it's easier to overhit it in ping pong. There's so many old people playing pickleball. Yeah. They'd probably smoke me. Yeah.

Some of them are good. I played tennis when I was little. We did two years of tennis lessons, and it just didn't take. It didn't take. Did you get to the point where you could like overhead serve reasonably? We started with that. I remember, like, for whatever reason, I had watched Andre Agassi on TV. I think my mom liked him.

He was the ball tennis player, I think. I think she thought it was hot. and we had watched enough of that that I thought that that's how you were just so I started trying to serve that way and they were like ah that's not all right well let's start like this so I learned how to serve

but I just didn't like the game and it's not that I was very good at it either and I did not like going to lessons I didn't like any part of that I wanted to hit the ball hard like I wanted to drive it out of there but yeah you can't hit the ball hard in tennis at all

until you like know what you're doing or you just sail it I sold a lot of balls. I think I was very frustrating for my instructor back in the day. Yeah. I did like that big long thing that you used to pick up all the tennis balls at the end of practice. Yeah, I did. In showers afterward.

We just roll that thing over and it goes, sucks up all the tennis balls. We didn't have that. We had a kind of like basket where you'd press it down on top of the ball and it would fit through when it squeezed, but then it would stay in the basket. It was that same technology. It was just a cylinder where you rolled and it picked them all up. The basket's kind of nice. And then you'd like, so you'd hold it by like the handle.

And then the handle flipped around and they became the legs and basket would sit like waist high. Oh, okay. It's convenient. My tennis coach in like ninth grade because it was like a total joke like I wasn't on varsity or any like real squad. It was just a sport to to have some fun with during school hours. that took the place of gym and our coach was like it was also the football coach

and he never even so much has looked at us while we were playing tennis he was like he was sit up on the stairs over looking where we were and smoke cigarettes he was he was a cool guy I liked him he was the not creep

gym teacher he was the good one the one that was I should have joined the golf team in high school that was the team that seemed actually fun and laid back there's no yelling with they just they wore their

they wore their khakis and they went on little mini field trips and just got to chill like that seemed like the the move i should have done that yeah that would have been chill and fun but if it's like any sport like if you actually started getting into it it would rapidly become not chill anymore because that's a sport where like if you have a bad start to your day you're just in your own head being like oh my whole team's watching me everybody knows i'm failing i'm about to hit for bogey here i'm costing oh man eric and evan and steve are playing so well. I'm costing the whole fucking

bogey's probably good at the high school level. It might be. I don't actually know. I think they're playing on junior courses. They're probably moving the T-spot up and stuff. Oh, I didn't consider that. Okay. Yeah. You could just play from the the girls' teas. Yeah, at least. I would never do that. No matter how much I'm going to cost my team. I'm going to fail from the...

Oh, I'm on the other side. I'm going to beat you. And if it's the girls' tea, is this one up here, the kids' tea? The kids' tea? There is. There's like a kid's tea in front of the, like, red girls tea. There's a toddler's tea already on the green. I'm like, this is for me. It'll, like, say the yardage. And so it'll be like, oh, the blue men's teas, you know, 210 yards.

The women's teas, 175 yards. And then there's, like, white teas of the front. It's like 82 yards. And it's like, I can't even, I'd be bad manners of me to hit from those teas. And then there's, like, teas behind the normal teas for people who are. just trying to show off like where my dad hits from when he golfs and it's like yeah that's what yeah yeah because this is so easy that you needed a 48 yard longer challenge sure and then he is he's really really good at it what you know his handicap I don't I don't know what it is anymore

he doesn't play as often as he used to but it's a sport you can age so well into like he's in his early 60s and Donald Trump one of the best in the world you my friend had a take on that and it cracked me up they said after trump's presidency is over assuming that's a thing that happens they should try him for all the shit he did whether it be the crypto stuff or the you know breaking this law or that just try him for it and he gets off scott free if he can golf at the level he says he does just like it trial my golf he gets to pick his own course though he his attorney wins that battle and he's like putt-putting. Yeah.

Yeah, there's no way he'd name a champion. He'd show up with Tiger Woods or something to play for him. You know, he'd get out of it one way or another. I don't think Trump's going to face any recompense for his days. He's too old. And I'm not sure that a Democrat's going to come into power before he's dead. You know, I still think J.D. Vance, 2028. I think it's J.D. Vance and Gavin Newsome.

I think you're going to have a similar. situation where there's going to be so much momentum and fundraising for Vance and he's he's out there a lot he's not one of those shadow VPs like he's getting plenty of face time and I feel like the majority of it's either mostly positive like nobody hates Vance I mean they meme him or whatever but yeah they do the fat face thing yeah I don't think he cares I think he likes that and anything he just gets fitter and fitter like every time I see him he's more fit and a in a more well uh uh fat shaming is an act of kindness it is That's why I saw what Pete Hegseth is doing right now.

And I'm like, I know that Woody is 100% on. He's, do you know this? Woody? He's declared war on fat. Yes. Yeah. And that's pretty funny. Which, I mean, is there that big of a problem?

How many big old fatos do we have in the military? Well, he had that room full of generals or whatever. I wish the camera had panned over them more. Like whenever he made those fat comments, they'd zoom in on like Admiral Fat ass. Did they? I didn't see them do it so I seriously doubt they did what I saw of it was

him with a few moments where he's like and to our enemies fuck around and find out and there's just silence like this is not the crowd that's going to like cheer and applaud they are sitting there like I'm missing out on a lot of work

you know what I'm talking about you're handling the base well I got to fly back to Guatemala to night you should be able to be a little fat if you're at if you make it to general yeah nothing gross nothing we're like you're going to embarrass us if that guy has to go meet up with like some general of another country nothing like that but a little I agree with you I don't think you need a six-pack ab if you're some 57 year old general yeah and I bet you and I you and Pete Hex have would both agree with this take every job should have a physical requirement in the military and it should

not care about gender at all, right? So, you know, if you're an infantry man, that probably has one of the highest physical requirements, and there may be like less than 1% women because they can't do the 15 pull-ups. For that, suck a dick. I don't care, right? You need to be able to pull people who are hurt out of the line of fire.

And then I don't want to hear like, oh, well, she's a girl. So forget it. But then there are other people who are maybe like IT professionals who don't need anywhere near that level of fitness. Maybe, you know, I don't know, boys, girls, that there's some other requirement. It's not really physical. Yeah. They should do that. And definitely drop the boy girl thing.

You don't want to lower the bar on fighting forces because of gender. I don't want any women in combat roles whatsoever. Oh, I disagree. I can imagine a world where a woman is an outstanding drone pilot, maybe even a fighter pilot. Maybe there aren't a lot of roles. I'm coming up a little short on examples. I think infantry. I'm fine. I'm also fine with the pilots. I've seen a bunch of interviews with this

this gal is probably like late 40s she was an AC130 pilot and she's she's like that Shane Gillis joke she's just cold it's like I know the joke all right captain you keep on flying but on the other I don't want any

to like women on the ground with a rifle fighting the enemy like out in the middle of the battlefield with their ovaries splattered all over the sand help me when I know we'd leave that dude out there but I can just see us like going after they're one after one to try to save Amy and each of us getting killed in turn to try to

save her ass. Gordon Liddy used to talk about he's like, you know what the Vietnam would do. The Vietnamese they'll have ovaries drying them out on fence posts. Like I forget if it was Liddy or who's the Iran contra guy who like wouldn't tell a lie or something. He's pretty good looking Republican. You don't remember his name either. Perry.

I forget. Anyway, one of those two guys, they both became like talk show hosts. And he was like, if you want to become an attorney, you go to law school. If you want to become a doctor, you go to med school. If you want to become a soldier, you hit the gym. And people would call and be like, dude, I start boot camp in six weeks. What should I do? Work out now.

You hit the ground running. Get hit the gym. And when I say pilot, a lot of people might envision like F-22 fighter pilot or something like that. Sure, that job exists. It probably should have really high physical requirements. But there are so many people flying. helicopters, AC-130s, B-2 bombers that aren't pulling nine Gs. And, you know, there's plenty of roles out there for women if they're good at it.

Yeah, I have no issue with men or women flying stuff at all. Like, that seems fine to me. I don't see any difference. I like it. Yeah, the helicopter's doing the heavy lifting. Like, it's like, it is, yeah. Those guys are nothing without the planes. Like, facts.

Yeah. they get bullied all the time they get called the chair force by the marines and it's like guys we get your really hard core and apparently like the friends of mine who have been in the Marines say that like boot camp in the Marines if you show up heavy at all it is the most like ruthless mean spirited type of fat shaming you can imagine like oh you're gonna be looking real tasty when you're dead like a suckling pig on the fucking dirt in Afghanistan and it's like how just like steel is is hostess Dude, I just watched that opening scene from Full Metal Jacket. Choke yourself! He goes to grab, go for his... Don't touch me. Lean forward and choke yourself. He's fucking choking the fuck out of him.

Oh, that's a thing Hegsa said they wanted to bring back. More like drill sergeant physical brutality. I mean, I don't know. For infantrymen, it makes sense. I don't know if it makes sense. I feel unqualified to pass judgment on that. Yeah, exactly. My knee-jerk reaction is, um,

I'm a little worried that it's a bad, that it red lights, I'm sorry, it green lights some really bad behavior. But if the Dural instructors are disciplined and their mission and they're focused on the mission, which is, you know, make great soldiers. I just don't know what I'm talking about. What does it mean? Like, does that mean like making them run and exercise more than they were allowed to? Whether you can hit the open hand versus a closed hand is what it's going to mean.

Yeah, talking about hitting them, talking about physical training. we're talking about discipline. We're talking about that scene from Full Metal Jacket where he's slapping them around and choking the fuck out of them. He wanted to bring back sharking where the more experienced soldiers feel free to haze the newer soldiers.

Code Red. Yeah, Code Red type shit. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm a little suspicious that this is a good idea. Yeah, let's just start with getting them fit, you know? Let's do that. What if you were in the Marines

and they're like, Private Taylor, once again, you may choose between the two-mile run or a closed fist punch in the side of the head. I'm swollen as condition. Every day. I'm taking tremendous damage. Are you eating a donut right now? You are covered in frosting.

Head to toe covered. is that start up on your boots but then Trump got up there and spoke to him and that part was really shit he's like you know we're being attacked from the enemy within where you gotta get experience on the streets of Portland the war going on there before we move elsewhere and it's like what the fuck it Fox News apparently showed a clip

of Portland on fire and then two days later Trump is like wanting to send the army in there The clip was like seven years old from Trump's first term, but he thinks it's current. Captain, uh, Captain, uh, Captain MS-13 tattoo was real is over there thinking this Portland footage is current. I saw the pictures. Hmm. Yeah. Those pictures probably from like 2020 when it was going wild.

No, I'm talking of the pictures of Garcia with MS-13 clearly photoshopped to his hand. It was, it was, there were like some of the lettering that like, wasn't even fully on his hand, if I recall. This is like a tad to do that somehow also a little bit on his clothes. You know what Trump should have done is he should have made a personal commitment when Hague Seth was talking about that. Like, you know, even presidents can lose a few and then he could do it. That's what Evan Newsom is mocking him relentlessly on Twitter.

They're showing fat pictures of Trump. I mean, like, let's start with the commander in chief. Did you see his, uh, the Trump like, Kevin Newsom agrees with his pro-bullying take? Gavin Newsom can say that. He's not fat. He can say that. And so, uh, frozen cons, but being, I saw like the first actual, like, funny clip I'd seen

from Trump in a long while, maybe like two weeks ago where he was clearly riffing about Ozempic where he's like, they call it these drugs, they, they inject you with. I call it the fat drug. Got a lot of friends on the fat drug. They tell me it makes a lot of. lose weight they come to me they say take a look donald and i say i can't tell you're still fat and it's like people being like again we're asking about bombing yemen it's just just on top of the dome clearly like chris christie was like notice anything like 20 minutes before that he's this

i don't think they're talking about yeah some equivalent have you guys noticed that like at least with the Republican presidents, they're just skipping Gen X, just boomers straight to millennials seemingly with, because Vance is like an older millennial, right? I think he's like, I hadn't thought about that. But Newsom is probably Gen X, maybe. Newsom, yeah, I was only thinking the Republicans. 41. Oh, okay. Yeah, 41. That's, I don't know. I think that's, what's the first year for millennials? Like, 1980, 1980 sounds right. Is that not right? I have no idea. Oh, I thought you were giving me a

head shake of knowledge, you know. No, that's a head shape of ignorance. I don't, I don't know when those silly generation markers begin and end. And I think I get annoyed whenever I see them, when people break themselves into these age generations. Roughly the 80s to mid 90s. So 41 would be the, yeah. So he's probably just there maybe right on the cusp close enough yeah

first challenge in that was spelling millennial I need to Google a lot of hell no one knows just say Gen Y knew millennial was this hard to spell

and now they're now we're on to gen actually Al this will be fun for me Taylor spell millennial M-I-L-E-N-N-I-A-L do it again a little slower L-L-L-E-N-I-A-L

That's perfect I thought you didn't do two ends in the first time but it was fast He did So just swish That's what I would do If I were had a position of government It would be about spelling syntax

You know what Most of our armed services can't spell I would not start there I'm not one to throw stones But a shocking amount of these guys Borderline retarded folks. That's why they name the guns like that. Like one letter, a couple numbers. That's all these people can remember. That's brutal. I watched two movies. I watched Fantastic Four, and I watched the new

Superman. Have you seen either of these? No. Which was better? Pretty good. Oh, Superman was definitely better. Fantastic Four, I didn't know this because I kept ignorant of it on purpose, but it's based in like the 60s or something like that like it's like it's like it's almost like cyberpunk in a way it's like retro futuristic i think is more accurate where they have faster than light space travel the fact the fantastic four does um and they have like all sorts of gadgets because reed richards is the world's smartest man but they're in the an alternate 60s where things are nicer and more technologically advanced probably in part due to the fantastic four in reed Richards it was fine It was the best fantastic war movie ever made

because the rest of them had been so shit. But I didn't love it. But I really liked Superman. I watched Superman last night. And James Gunn did such a good job writing and directing that thing. He didn't waste any time at all introducing us to Superman's backstory. Oh, thank goodness. There's no childhood bullshit.

There's no like coming of age. When the movie starts, it's like 300 years ago, Krypton explodes. 30 years ago Calell lands on earth like 30 days ago Lex Luther took over this three days ago

this war started and Superman interceded three minutes ago Superman lost his first battle and right then Superman lands in the Antarctic just beating bloody coughing up blood just like and we're right into the movie

but that's outstanding we're right into the movie and he goes he does like a super whistle like will and like crypto the super dog comes running out of nowhere but it's like a comedic moment because crypto jumps up and down on him and like he's a

super dog so he's fucking Superman up Superman's like oh oh no super dog yeah yeah he flies yeah and so Superman's like Superman can't let that run around that's dangerous and he hands the cape to crypto and he goes home boy and crypto is plowing snow

dragon Superman at the speed of sound back to the fortress of solitude but my point is like it kicks off almost right in the middle of a good story and you beat him up or I guess don't say no don't say it for what he goes. It's interesting who beat him up. Luthor is great and it all like blends in

with the new season of Peacemaker. Peacemaker even is in the movie at one point he's being interviewed on a TV show and he's like Superman's a big faker you know he's always talking about not killing your enemies, that's just cast in shade heroes like myself.

You knew how to take somebody out the right way. And Superman's like, fuck, like seeing this on TV. Green Lantern's fun and Hawkgirls sexy, and it's a good time. Mr. Terrific, who's a superhero I didn't know about, he's this black guy with like a tee on his face.

I thought it was going to be cringe, but I ended up really liking Mr. Terrific. It was a good movie. I liked it. I'm excited now. When that Superman theme comes on, you're like, fuck yeah, let's go. I'm a thousand percent with you on how I don't need another origin story. Having said that, I have rewatched the scene where a young Clark pushes the bus out of the lake river thing so many times. Because it is, those kids are in bad.

They're in big trouble, big trouble. If people don't know the bus gets like a blowout or something, dries off the bridge. and it's sinking and there's maybe 24 adorable kids in there and they're all going to die and then the Superman music plays and you see Clark underwater pushing the bus up on the riverbank saving all of them including the worst kid of them all he he fell out of the back so he gets him individually and it's just like I'm like this guy was the best moral compass since the get-go this this superman might be an even more human and relatable Superman he's not nearly as powerful he's getting thrown around and beating up a lot and he bleeds and he struggles and he has a few

like emotional scenes where he's telling luther like i'm fucking human just like you what's your problem like luther's such a piece of shit in this movie it's great um i like watch they kill people like people die isn't one of those soft superhero movies where like when you get the bad guy down and you're like, I'd be just as bad as you if I killed you. Even though the bad guy just killed a 10 million people just tore New York and a half. That's the funniest like superhero trope is he'll be

like, kill me, Batman. He's like, well, be just as bad as you. It's like, he's a serial rapist murderer. And he's like, I'm going to do it again as soon as you let me go, Batman. You're condemning others to die. And he's like,

don't play games with me and then leaves. What the fuck is this? Someone shut him down. This guy's a menace. Have you seen the first Superman movies with Christopher Reeves? All of them. Okay. He was 24.

And he looks notably older than the current Superman, who's like 34. And it's just like, I, that whole thing about people not looking as old as they used to, it's vibing true for me. Part of it's the cameras, too. Like, I just think that that Christopher Reed being on film like that, you, it really. shows off like any imperfections he does look very young in the first one i'm thinking back to superman one like is i don't know he looks 24 though he didn't look 24 i will say that and this new guy does not look 34 i wouldn't have guessed 34 i just said 28 uh for this new guy because he's very fresh face and he's got all of his hair too like um i love uh what's what's his name that

played superman before and and did the witcher and everything henry cavil Henry Cavill, as much to love Henry Cavill He's losing the hair And it's like, I don't know if a perfect crotonian Would have a receding hairline You know, I think he'd have all of it I don't think that he would have any genetic defects These 32

Only they have male pattern baldness on Krypton They had to if there were people That's not true I don't think they follow the same rules They're not they're not human Oh you just told you just said I don't know why he was like human to like I'm human too yeah

Well, he meant in the sense that he was born here and raised here, and he lives with us, and he thinks like us. He's talking about humanity, not literal. That makes all the sense of bears are people. Yeah, and like that's what you mean is like in a strictly incorrect sense. Well, and all the things that make us human, he is a human, except for the literal genetics of a human. That's the thing that makes us human. That's the thing. Well, Lex Luthor was arguing that point, you know.

Okay, now I'm on the side of Lex Luthor. So he was right. I mean, I've always said, like, if there was a real Superman, my stance would be that of Lex Luthors. What are we going to do? There's an alien god whose, like, motivations are unknown to us. Like, maybe he's lying. Maybe he's here to conquer. Maybe he's here to...

Invincible. Like, Omnivand. Like, maybe he's here to weaken us and prepare us for dominion that's on the rise. Maybe he's the tip of the sphere of a Krypton invasion. he's just prepping us for that like that could be the case sounds like he this the guy likes luther had a lot of salient points about the danger of an alien kind of going willy-nilly i mean he's the smartest man on earth and the other thing especially in the comics is that luther is he's jealous and envious of superman but rightfully so like he's not just some average

joe who sees like a rich guy and he's like oh that that would be me if but one or two things were different i'd be elon musk no he he was the most intelligent rich and physically like superior man on the planet. He was the, he's a Superman himself before a magical Kryptonian who can fly and Dodge Bullets came down with laser eyes

and it really took the wind out of his sales as and I see him in the comments like benching like eight plates on each side. Like he's a giant powerful imposing man. Do you know where Invincible goes? Like are you familiar with the story? Yeah. Yeah. I think I know the whole story. Oh, I think I do too. I can't wait for future seasons. I don't intend to spoil it for people, but that story, if they follow the comic books that I know of, it's going to get good. And I can't

wait. Yeah, I like all the, you know, the Space War stuff that they do. I like all the the Viltramite stuff, all that content. What I'm, what I, where it loses me in the comics is when we skip very far forward in the future, because then it feels like the stuff that happened before it doesn't matter nearly as much. If you spend, because right now it seems like we kind of follow Mark Grayson in the Invincible Universe day to day,

or we might skip a week or two, but if you skip forward a million years, it's like, well, none of that other shit mattered at all, did it? Like, what the fuck? A million years? 10 million years?

They go forward far. Like, I think it might be a million. It's thousands. It's definitely thousands of years that they skip forward later on, where like, only the most emotional, of them, including the immortal, are still alive in some instances, you know.

Maybe it's 10,000 years or something, but, but like all that's skipping forward I'm not super into, I think that's going to lose me there. But there's at least another season or two of space battle to come, which I'm super into. Lots of death and destruction. And that who was the guy that Jeffrey Dean Morgan voiced last, conquest? Yeah. Conquest is so cool.

Our conquest is the scariest dude ever. Conquest is the second or third scariest dude, which makes me excited for what's coming. Yeah, it's like, I think the leader's name is like Thrawl or Thram. There's him and then Beast Man. I don't know where he plays. Beastmaster, maybe? I might be wrong. I'm not sure.

But he looks like a lion-faced guy? Yeah, I was going to say it was like a human cat. Yeah, that guy is Wilter mite level strong. And I don't know how the power scales work, but I look forward to seeing him fight. Yeah, yeah. All that stuff is fun. to me. That's a great comic. That's a great TV show. I wish animation didn't take so long, but everything takes so long. It took three years

to get the second season of Peacemaker. What's that? The animation isn't that good. It shouldn't have taken that long. They scale the animation down for this recent season. It wasn't as good just to get it out, I'm sure. But like, Peacemaker took three years for season two, and I think it's only eight episodes, and each episode is shorter than the previous episode in the second season. It's like, man, why does production take this long? Like, someone's got to be taking a look at why production takes this long.

But you know, I saw Trump put a tariff on his comic book. That is a pixel out of place. I need to delay. Got to just take more time to get the coloring done right or whatever. Yeah, I don't know. It seems like they're just lazy now. Like, TV shows in the 90s, it would be like fucking N. ICIS and they're like, yeah, we do 45-minute episodes and we do fucking 60 of them.

We do 60 of them all the time. We've got a fucking, yeah, supernatural. The guy, Mark Hamill, who plays Gibbs and NCIS, he's basically our slave here. He's not allowed to go home. As soon as one episode's wrapped, we give him the script for the next one and we say, we're shooting it right now. Supernatural, the effects were so bad. There was a character that was a dragon. So they just put a light source in their hand

Doing like this doesn't look good on camera But like my hand looks red to me And that was it That's all they did They put a light in their hand And they're like yeah you're a dragon See how you're Oh you're forgetting Woody

They cut the camera away a lot And showed reactions Dude I watched a few episodes of that show And I swear to God The guy who was approving the monsters and beasts Was like never available For anything other than a phone call where he's like, I'm too busy.

Just describe it to me. Yeah, run with it. That sounds fine. Like, because it's absurd. They're like looking earnestly at like a werewolf. Like, what the fuck?

And it's like, they're not even looking at where it's going to be. They're not even looking at where it's just a person with the beard, you know. Yeah. I like it. I like it. Oh, I like it too. I haven't seen every episode.

There's a lot. There's, yeah, there's like 19 or 20 seasons or something. And they're like, 22 episodes of season and they're all an hour long. And they grind, good for them. You know, they don't do that anymore.

Now that the stranger, they make eight episodes of stranger things. Every four years, those kids are like 31 now. And they, like, Millie Bobby Brown is like a sexy girl on the internet now. She was a child, she was like an 11 year old child when they began. And now I just see her titties everywhere on Reddit. And it's like, what? Y'all should have wrapped this show up by now. She shouldn't have gone into her horror phase already.

It's crazy how long it takes to do a season of TV I genuinely don't understand why I know the effects take a long time but it can't take years it just can't and if it does then they need to do it better more hands on deck or something I don't understand how they can get away with it

you would think it would just be triply profitable to hire three times as many people and do three times as many shows as to have a third of the workforce that you need and for three years between seasons is insanity. Like, I forgot about the show. I was like, oh, I guess it got canceled.

It was during COVID, I think, maybe even, like the end of COVID when I was watching that show for the first time. Yeah, they've made five seasons in nine years, almost a decade. And like you said, anything with child actors, it's so evident, especially if it just happens to be during that month when they hit puberty and they come back as an adult and it's just weird. But even with regular actors, you're like, how many years of jumping out of helicopters

does this 38-year-old guy have? You know, let's get a couple seasons this thing wrapped up. Cita's an older gentleman at this point, you know? He can't be an action star forever. You see the hair transplant he got? No, turn out of him. Solid, solid hair transplant.

He's talked about it a good bit. It's, uh, they did quite the job on him. Hmm. Joe Rogan hates transplants. He had one too. Uh, it didn't take. He's like, he's like imagine all your crops die and then you plant new crops in the same field that's a hair transplant

yeah i mean that's why he got so jacked probably he was just like you know i can i can make this look all right as long as i maybe dude he was he's been fit his whole life that's true he's always been good at that man did he do hair transplants like 20 years ago like before they had all the kinks done out because i feel like it's pretty solid now yeah they took that bar of out of the back of his head, like, and he's got a rectangular scar, like, on the base of his skull in the back, but it's pretty nasty. That's, yeah, they... Now they remove the hairs one by one, so it's... Well, they still do it from that area, right?

You might imagine that they're plucking the hairs, but what they're doing is they are taking, like, a core sample around the follicle, and they're taking all of that meat with the hair on each one, and I've seen them laid out, like, on a table, or not on a table, it's on a table, but, like, The transplanting hairs that are going to go in, and they look disgusting. They're all bloody on the end, and they're about to just, like, plug those into somebody's head. Damn. Yeah. And they're directional, too, right? Like, doesn't your hair grow in a... You can't just be random and look real.

Yeah. I wonder how they track the direction of the hair. Or does that just get trained? Maybe hair is not that directional. Maybe it's combing it the same way forever. Yeah. I think when they're just like filling in like they were with John Sina, because he wasn't bald. He was just balding and thinning.

I think it looks a lot more natural. I think if you had like just a George Costanza situation, I don't think you come back from that. I think you got to get a wig. I saw that guy at the concert. Great head of hair. And he like, he didn't remember what he did. He like took his shirt off and it like rubbed the top of his head when he did it. And his whole wig comes up like a like a fucking convertible that's stuck in the end of the down position.

And it's just. and you see the women in the background going react and then suddenly he realized he feels cold on the top of his head and he's just like whoo oh oh like flicks it down with a glue Greg Doucet got a hair transplant did you see that were you watching him at the time so he's not with his girlfriend anymore

but they decided to both go to Turkey and get like hair transplants and I don't know the specifics but after they got there and checked her out they said she wasn't a candidate it and he was only doing it like to support her his hair wasn't really bad at all uh but now his hair is like Reagan level like perfect hairline yeah I'm looking at it I'm looking at him like doing the whole thing yeah he he's got fine hair oh yeah oh yeah they really did help him out here a little that would be very stressful to be a woman who needed a hair transplant yeah I've seen it

there are some women who like this hairstyle where they like pull it back and if you keep it under tension a lot, then it goes bald. And they keep it under tension. And one of the things it gives is it pulls any wrinkles out. So if you're in your 30s and you have this like high tension haircut or like hairstyle that pulls it back, it, it deages you, but then it ages you. It's a temporary bonus. Yeah.

I see black women really struggle with having a full head of hair. I don't know what that's about. could be the what he was just saying like having it tied back really tight for a long time I didn't I thought all their hair

like almost all the black hair I see is fake I thought that was the deal that they're wearing wigs well that that's the reason though right because they can't grow up a full head of hair that would be acceptable in public

like whenever I see like most of my knowledge comes from cop videos when their wigs get pulled off and it's like all y'all have wigs on and all y'all are bawling like 48 year old men

like what is wrong with every black woman I see I the amount of black women with full heads of hair it's like a man with a six pack or something a white man with a six pack like it's it's few and far in between I mean the wig would probably make it easier to you know get away someone's trying to hold on to you it's like those lizards that snap their tail off right or or a clip on tie it's just it's just smart really when you get right down to it and like it'd be pretty easy you just put on a wig every day unless it's like a huge pain in the ass to put a wig on I don't actually know the I bet it is a pain but I mean my hair is super easy but women's hair is a pain already so I don't know which one's harder I would imagine though if you're putting a wig on

like all the styling is already done like it's I would think you're like not styling you're yeah that's more work than regular hair like applying like xanthan gum or whatever I think stuff like I think clips like go through the wig and and then through their real hair and they hold it. Sometimes that thing just plopped on there like an old barrister.

It just comes right off. That's the ultimate wig to choose. I'm going to look into this. There must be YouTube used. So if it's a weave, then it is like interwoven with what they have and it's in there. And that's something you've got to go to like a hairstylist to get put in.

And oftentimes that's going to be really nice, long, flowing white, um, straight hair. Like from some Indian woman who was born Yeah But I don't know I see a lot of wigs in that community

And then like Like I said When that wig comes off It's a rough They all look the same I think bad look I think we should In the white community

Adopt a little more wigs More wipped on What kind of wig would you wear? Elvis Poplar The barrister thing Just that would be just a way to feel

to be taken a little more seriously like I'm in line of the DMV and I look like George Washington they're going to be like this guy might actually be pretty official Do you know where the wig thing goes back to like the higher ups in like European society wearing those? No well they probably stole it from the Brits right but the reason for it is because

body lice were so rampant that men would shave their heads and so royalty and higher ups could afford those expensive ass wigs man olden days were just not great for a lot of reasons dude we were all stinky and sweaty that's why all those wars happened

nobody had a hot shower in their lives dude if I go a week without a hot shower I'm ready to kill if I have to take even a lukewarm shower I'm like what am I you know in an internment camp I mean discriminating against the Nazis all the most he was foul smelling

I always see that meme like you pull up but like 80, you take 80 minutes to undress a chick only to find a coochie that was last watched last week in a river. It's like those were not the time to live. Yeah. Well, it's the hangout tonight, so we got to hop off. All right, PKN, 580.