Painkiller Already - PKN 581

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 P.KN. 581. How is everybody? Doing all right. Doing all right. The fucking egress window was supposed to be done getting carved today. Uh-huh. And then- Was today the original day? It wasn't, is it? Today's like the third date it was supposed to be done. It's like five or six weeks late when they were supposed to start. And they came out yesterday and dug this giant, like the exterior part,
Starting point is 00:00:28 which is a really big egress hole because it was like the windows like five five and a half feet wide and so like it said this big thing they had to carve out and then today they were supposed to come out I had the mirror or the not mirror the windows down there there were I heard them sawing in it was loud and annoying all day and they said they would have it like
Starting point is 00:00:49 waterproofed and sealed and then tomorrow they'd be coming out to do the retaining wall and everything and the sum pump and then like I hear everything suddenly stopped down there in a way that even my novice self was like hmm there's some rattles there that don't sound right and then he came up here and he's like we just broke our saw blade um so we need to get an additional saw blade and then we'll come out and finish this cut tomorrow and then get the window put in because it's not reasonable to have two saw blades for someone who cuts things like this yeah it's like it can take several days to buy a blade tail I was thinking about that like literally that line of question I was thinking like my equivalent which would be like going to Walmart and like having a presentation I have 30 crisp minutes with the buyer at Walmart and then like my laptop dies the evening before and I go oh Walmart I'm
Starting point is 00:01:45 sorry my laptop died I can't I can't do this don't please don't hate me it's like no it's so fucking rude be prepared have more than one saw you piece of shit And so I'm just like, all right, and he's like, and also because of some scheduling, we won't be able, we'll be able to get it all set there, but we can't come out and do the retaining wall and the sum pump out there until the week after next. And I was like, well, hold on. So what's going to keep that from filling with water and like eroding and falling apart before then? And he was like, well, we can put some plastic up, I guess. And I'm like, so you were just going to leave it. you're just going to leave a hole in my yard and like it was going to and he was like well no we'll make sure it doesn't like collapse or anything and i'm i'm just like okay well you know we're gonna have to do this one way or the other uh maybe you can you know you're 80% through the carving today can't you use just the full day tomorrow to like get the retaining wall at least put up like i have an additional sum pump near that area and so i wouldn't i would think that would cover some of it so i don't you know i just need the retaining wall so stuff doesn't start
Starting point is 00:02:58 falling in. And I don't have the material to even start placing that stuff myself. And he's like, well, you know, we'll just have to see. I'll, I'll have more info for you tomorrow morning. And I just, I just wanted to explode. It's like, I'm doing my part. When you came to my house four fucking months ago and said, we need the upfront third payment, which is $3,500. I did my part. I had the $3,500, didn't I? I had it ready when you walked up to my door and then I paid you. And then now it's like this huge fucking ordeal where it's like and it's not even a huge ordeal yet. This is just like annoying because I'm also having to talk to the plumber and the contractor and be like, hey, you guys have to keep like paused on stuff because these
Starting point is 00:03:39 fucking retards are just taking their sweet time. I just want to do it on the other side, right? But when it's time to finally pay, be like, ah, so here's the thing. I'm low on checks. So I've ordered new checks by snail mail. I'm having them printed their custom. It can take four to six weeks to write you a check. They have your picture on the checks. I want to check this for you. Right. No, it's a picture of the gaping hole in my yard that you left. That's hilarious. I like that idea. You see the guy that did that? I think I like that. I love that idea. The guy's paying his alimony checks and all of his checks are customized. It's him and his new wife, smiling happily on, like, vacations and stuff.
Starting point is 00:04:28 I've seen that. That's pretty mean-spirited. But who knows the situation of their split. I was paying alimony. Yeah. Yeah, I guess, you know, she's cashing them. I bet there's no principled stand. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:44 I'm going to have to do that. I'm going to be, I'm going to be, because I literally just, yeah. Because I get, I get free checks. And I just, yesterday I went. my little phone app and was like just send me 80 of the the baseline just you know no design checks and so I think I'm going to just lie and tell them then show up fiddle sticks you know but now that you are demanding the money I will go uh within the next five business days to the bank I don't have to I can do it on my phone right now two seconds Monday's a holiday I'm actually all next
Starting point is 00:05:23 week's a holiday it's a yuma shuma i'm jewish and another part another jewish part of me newsflash you're getting sued yeah so that that's very annoying but if that's the biggest hurdle so far it's not that huge a deal not like i need the room desperately done i'm just worried about a big pit in my yard with potential rain like that's seems reasonable And I also don't think they were accounting. They were like, you know what? I didn't want to do it anyway. So I was going to leave it like this for a couple of weeks.
Starting point is 00:06:01 If it gets worse, like, I don't know. I don't really think that far. That's next week's problem. Yeah, that could be what they're thinking. But I will not hesitate to go Kyle against that Atlanta car dealership on their ass if shit gets real. I remember that Atlanta car dealership reached out fucking quick. I were so upset. Stop ruining our Google reviews.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Google dealership. Oh, what happens if your Google reviews get messed up? Does Google stop promoting you organically and you go to the second page and you lose over 90% of your traffic? Oh, fuck. That suck. And I've worked on stuff like this on behalf of company, so I know it can take forever to requisition to have those reviews removed, even if they're obviously egregious. That guy was like, we could bring you in to help train employees. I should have been like, what would you pay me?
Starting point is 00:06:53 I remember you linking us like some of those reviews and people they were like our fans leaving reviews where they were like my friends get got ripped off for buying a motorcycle here and I was molested in the bathroom right around the time I did the transatlantic trailer like something my favorite review was shopping here was type three fun yeah that's a fan of the show all ones yeah hopefully it doesn't come to the that because I just I just want it done you know I I see why people get so so annoyed with these contract types I by we broke our saw no yeah we're one saw you almost need some sort of stipulation in the contract about about delays and about penalties and and maybe even bonuses for early work like if they got it all done and literally 10 days you might slip them another eight hundred dollars you know you might be happy with that if the whole thing had been done in 10 days flat. Oh, $800 bonus. That sounds fair. But like after four months late, maybe $800 less. Maybe there should be a penalty of some kind. Oh, it should be significantly less.
Starting point is 00:08:03 It went from just to take two days to it's going to take three days because it's such a large egress area to it's going to take four days because the sawblade broke to we won't be able to work on it at all next week. But the week after we definitely will. And it's like, you're not inspiring confidence. It always has me wondering, why am I your least important customer? Oh, so you're saying because you're behind schedule on me, you're going to put me behind whatever other customers you're working on. I'm, would you say four months behind schedule at this point? I'm at least between three, yeah, it's five to six weeks after when they said they would start. So you're a couple months behind schedule at this point. What's happening? Why is he on some other
Starting point is 00:08:49 job site. Why aren't you the primary most important? Does he have other customers that are even later than you? I would ask these questions. I'm going to do that. I mean, I appreciate your experience in this because you have so much more than me. But that is, that was my thinking too right away where I'm like, oh, so because I'm at like a four out of 10 annoyed and pissed off at you guys now, you have someone who was in my position two months ago. And now that person is added nine. And so you have to get this nine out of ten angry person taking care of and pray that I'm not at a nine out of ten when you come back like so you're just kicking the can down the road and but the the plumber's been great the other contractor's been great they've been you know texting me about like
Starting point is 00:09:33 oh we're we're working on the the appropriate permits and whatnot keep us posted on the egress people so we can come out and do it and so it's like and I just know it's going to be something where the like a plumber is like yeah you know I got like four days this week we'd come out and do it And it's like, well, you know, not till the other stuff's in order. And then when it is done, he's going to be like, oh, booked, booked up until, you know, the next, you know, two weeks. Oh. But thankfully, it'll, it'll get done. It'll get done.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Trying to cheer myself up last night. I was shopping around for ping pong table toppers for my pool table because that's just been, I think that's been my greatest oversight for the last like seven years. It's like, every time I play pool, I'm like, fucking sucks compared to ping pong and I just haven't bought any the top or for it I haven't played for years I have to get my game on I I want to make them I want to play that would be fun yeah I'm not talking smack I'm just saying I really want to like I'm as out of practice as you I have not picked a ping pong paddle in years I probably was never as good as you but it it's I can play unless
Starting point is 00:10:41 I'm against some guy who's like really good and he's growing brutal mode at me like I could play well enough to not embarrass myself. There were a lot of good players at Cisco. You know, Indian guys like, are you good at ping pong? Not really, but I was on my college team.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Fuck, you play collegiate ping pong? That's a thing. Okay. Wait, so you beat out 300 million people. Or like if they knew what their rating was. Like,
Starting point is 00:11:10 you know, are you good? Ah, I'm like a 1440. What? You compete? Okay. That's a bad sign.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Yeah, yeah. Well, that's what's new with me. How about you guys? Any wonderful news? Great news? No. No, nothing good. I saw the Eagles lost.
Starting point is 00:11:30 I didn't play this weekend. I would have known. It got canceled, I think. Rained out. I saw the Eagles lost. And then who was it that like threw one away? Oh, it was the... Cardinals, maybe?
Starting point is 00:11:47 Cardinals. Oh, my God. So, like, not... So this week is already last week, technically, because, you know, Sunday games, most of them. But the week before that, the Indianapolis Colts had a player running in a touchdown, and he, like, to, like, style on the enemy team,
Starting point is 00:12:04 he sort of, like, lets it go right as he crosses the line. But he didn't let it go as he crossed the line. He let it go right before he crossed the line. So it's a touchback. The other team recovers it. They grab the ball in the end zone, and they have it, and they score. So you would think that that would have been a learning moment across the league. And every team's pregame meeting, they're like, oh, and by the way, look at this.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Don't become a fool like Jimmy Smith's over here in Indianapolis. But sure enough, the Cardinals running back, I think, like broke out this crazy run. It must have been 50 yards, maybe more me, 60. And he let it go at the end. He let it go at the end and they recover it again for a touchback And then they then something else happened I think they threw an oh they had an interception thrown to them
Starting point is 00:12:52 And they dropped it they didn't catch it they lost the game They had a game well within hand They were that if they scored that I think they go up like By like 20 something But I think it's 286 if they score that touchdown They lost the game The other team came back and beat them It was you know my friend Rick
Starting point is 00:13:11 We played Tarkoff together For a little bit he's very good at games uh he is a huge football fan he might be the biggest football fan i've ever met in my entire life like what game what team does he follow all of them i bet he could name three hundred NFL players it is wild just how much he likes football and knows anyways from arizona that's his team and uh i was playing with him when that happened and he was so livid. And, you know, I'm like, okay, lock in. This is our Elo's at stake. And he was wild talking about professionalism. And then like, and have a yesterday's same thing. It wasn't even
Starting point is 00:13:52 the day it happened. He just, he's still not over it. Emotionally. He's right. He's ruined from it. He's just, I don't know if it was their running back. I know that they're like, they've had a really great as in like great man a good running back for years and that guy got hurt like two weeks ago so this guy is sort of newer he's the replacement running back if it was him a replacement running back is like showboating and like doing high knees if it was the running back yeah yeah then I was home to hear about the running back because apparently he's been in the league for a while he's a really good running back but a great man never had any controversy and now his season now his career's probably over. Yeah, probably should have just scored. Maybe hang on to that ball. Yeah. I've seen that enough times. The injured guy is not the one who did it. Oh, okay. Oh, I was the one who did it might have been in the game because the guy got it, their good one got injured. Yeah. I've seen enough clips of that over the years like a shocking number of times that like both in college
Starting point is 00:14:55 football and in the NFL, they like drop the ball at the one. And it's like every time I've seen an example of that, I always think, like, I can't, I can't think of any example of any other sport where that level, or like a level of showboating like that. Lazy layups. If he gets rid of a score, like, I guess if a, if an NBA player, it was like an important basket, like, and he had to like get the two points to win and he did like a 360 dunk and beefed it, like that would be an equivalent that I've never seen. I haven't seen that clip. I've seen. I've seen. I've seen, I've seen them go for the dunk instead of an easy layup and like, fuck it up and lose the game.
Starting point is 00:15:36 People in the NHL don't do that. No, they don't. In the NBA, they do sometimes go for fancy shots, but usually not on the game winner. If there's like a buzzer-beater shot, you're getting their best effort, not their 360 win mill. In MMA, of course,
Starting point is 00:15:53 you've got the guys who celebrate post-fight and injure themselves severely, or pre-fight and injure themselves severely. I remember this one guy, like he did this sort of like sumo stomp sort of tech maneuver like when he was like warming up before the fight he's like slapping his thighs and stomping with his left and stomping with his right and then he goes ah ah ah like his knee hurt his knee severely stomping before the fight and they're like are you ready he's like i don't know i don't know i think he won the fight actually
Starting point is 00:16:24 but he uh he hurt himself and then i think he was his name was johnny walker the guy that did the worm And, like, what did he hurt? His back? His shoulder. Pretty badly. Like, he's basically never the same fighter. Ted, that's just so dumb. I mean, that makes sense because you'd be like, I just beat up another professional fighter.
Starting point is 00:16:47 My body can handle this. Right. But, like, dropping a ball or, like, doing a fancy dunk or doing anything that can, like, I put myself in their shoes of, like, the running back as if I could ever do that. But, like, I know for a fact. the thought of like my whole team being mad and all the coaches being mad would supersede anything of like this is going to look cool on ESPN like the whole it doesn't it doesn't look cool when I make you look like he pulls he doesn't just let go with the ball he pulls up too like like he stops running and and and he's not free and clear there's a guy right behind him five more
Starting point is 00:17:21 yard that guy almost knocked the ball out of his hands anyway like two more strides and that guy would have caught him and knocked the ball out of his hands anyway like like he slowed down and like styled and it was that close play to begin with but he fucking dropped it that was that if i was his teammate i'd be so upset yeah like like you know what i mean like we're all doing our jobs like like where everybody's clicking everybody's just trying to do their thing you're some like oh lineman all your fingers are broken you're all bloody you're like go go and you're like you don't know how uncomfortable it is to maintain 462 pounds
Starting point is 00:18:00 back in the 90s the Dallas Cowboys were playing the Buffalo Bills. I'm in college. I'm super broke, right? My net worth is like $40. And we had bet some money on that. We did like the squares and stuff
Starting point is 00:18:17 and I bet on the like the ones column of the final score. Anyway, we're prepared to win it. Like we're going to get this. And Dallas is about to score and ruin it for Jackie and I and the guy is just showboating.
Starting point is 00:18:34 I think he may have even held his hand out and I think his name was Beebe from the Buffalo Bill. Did he like a Heisman pose? No, he's running and this guy is chasing down the cowboy. He is going full speed and the cowboy is going like 80%. It looks like he's free and clear.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Somewhere around the two yard line, Buffalo guy knocks the ball out of his hand and Jackie and I won the bet and we made money off of it. It was like, that was huge. Buffalo lost by like 40 points, but not 47. Here's the play.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Is this the one I'm talking about? Yeah, you didn't mention it was Super Bowl 27. Like, fuck, it was an important game. Did I not say it was the Super Bowl? Maybe you did. I just didn't follow. In any case, I'm watching it. This guy is not, there he is.
Starting point is 00:19:24 There's speedy. just as I described it can't remember who I'm in a call with but I remember that play from 30 years ago that guy is not quick enough to have been doing that he was lumbering like he was not just check your mirrors why wouldn't you just glance behind you
Starting point is 00:19:43 make sure that you're free and clear to to style on them and to be silly I never will understand that like taking care I was never any good at that sport but Jesus Christ taking care of the ball just seems like the first thing you would ever learn
Starting point is 00:19:58 like hanging on to that ball. Yeah. They were winning 52-17. So he's laughing. He's okay with not scoring, but it would have been more fun for him to have scored. Those are good this year. They're going to have a shot at it. No, they suck. They always suck. They stink.
Starting point is 00:20:14 They're mad. Yeah. Bill suck and the Eagles haven't played in a while. I don't even tell you. You're razzing all the posting hate clips of Alabama Missou from
Starting point is 00:20:28 no that was to get me tired up to get me tired up I'm gonna tell you all the boys on the team so Alabama's playing in Missou this week and I sent Taylor this clip of Alabama playing in Missou a couple years ago they're both ranked like Alabama's ranked like eighth and Missou's ranked like maybe 21st or something
Starting point is 00:20:42 and Alabama is winning handedly and is it handedly or handily handily and they've taken their starters out It's gotten that bad And Mazoo It's a complete shutout Mizzou gets down To like the three yard line
Starting point is 00:20:58 They need three yards to score And not get shut out Against Alabama Save themselves the embarrassment Alabama was like Put the starters back in Put him back in And they do
Starting point is 00:21:09 They send the starter defense back in And they get the stop And the whole bitch Acts like they just won The fucking like National title They're Woo fuck you
Starting point is 00:21:20 Yeah The fans love it It was one of their biggest wins in recent memory you know it's so mean so unnecessary there was no reason you didn't need to do that no and also i would be insulted if i were one of the alabama second string guys because i would be like wow this sabin guy genuinely couldn't have less confidence in me to i think if you're a second string guy you know the score like if you're not a first team guy like you get it you're just happy for your opportunities to to get in there and play i saw um florida
Starting point is 00:21:52 beat Texas Florida who's having maybe their worst season in memory like they're like one in four or something like that I thought beat Texas and you didn't hear a peep out of chis there was no talk of the horns doing anything this week it was just silence
Starting point is 00:22:13 I had to find out about it last night is when I found out about it I was a wait wait you guys lost of Florida what a humiliating loss is well you know win some loose some you win some yeah but you lost a real big one
Starting point is 00:22:28 and now you're not in the top 25 anymore completely out of the top 25 and then I think there's shit with the Belichick at UNC right like I don't think there's yeah Hulu like was doing a documentary and then it seems like something happened that would have made the documentary
Starting point is 00:22:43 actually interesting and they're like no we're gonna pull it and it's like what do you don't you kind of want to see the nightmare I don't know about this. Yeah, Hulu was like following UNC with Belichick and they just announced that they're no longer doing that series.
Starting point is 00:23:01 I guess they're just ditching it. And it's like what is the point that like this is even more interesting than if they had been awesome. I wish they finished. I wish they kept doing it. I'm a bit of a UNC hater. I have every right to root for and against UNC because I went to,
Starting point is 00:23:19 I went to school with their rivals, if you can call NC State that. And I paid for a UNC tuition. So I get to play both sides. Yes, the ultimate is my... Alma mater. If you pay full ride at UNC, then you should be able to root for or more against them as you see fit.
Starting point is 00:23:37 I mean, I can't imagine how a devastated hope must be over the UNC football team. She follows. She follows. But anyway, yeah, they suck this year. I think they have two wins, three losses. that sound right that's not good usually they're a I know they're a big enough school I don't know why people thought that he was going to do it
Starting point is 00:23:57 at a year like like you would imagine that he would need multiple years like even like we looked at Dion Sanders numbers at Colorado the other day they went from like I'm going to get the numbers a little off like a one win team before he showed up I think to like maybe four wins and in the next year like maybe eight wins
Starting point is 00:24:15 and it's like clearly progress was being made I don't like Dion Sanders but It seems like it takes years to get things going, get the recruiting going again and sort of change the environment at a school. So I don't know why they thought that Belichick was going to come in there, wave some sort of magic wand in a league and division and whatever you want to call it that he's never played in before or coached in before. Well, they did have a winning record in five out of the last six years. Oh, I mean, that's not great if he's gone. Yeah, now they have a losing record. They got worse.
Starting point is 00:24:48 everybody used to say like oh Tom Brady is a product of Bill Belichick's system remember that then he went to the Buccaneers and won another Super Bowl then he's like I guess what dumb ass I'm gonna go win with the fucking pirate team that no one cares yeah he did bring gronk with him
Starting point is 00:25:07 but the point stands now I guess you can't knock Belichick right like he coached it couldn't have just been Brady yeah I mean For sure. Everybody talked, look, I don't know anything about it, but whenever I see NFL interviews, everyone sings his praises and talks about his system and talks about the environment and the locker room and stuff. And they, no, I've never heard anybody shit on Belichick for being a bad coach until like now.
Starting point is 00:25:35 But, but yeah, I like Tom Brady because he's the ultimate winner. And every time he gets interviewed or every time he's on camera, everyone just knows like, like, it's like, well, when I was winning my fifth Super Bowl, I'll tell you. like every time the topic comes up like he has so much street cred because he's done it all that it's I love to see him do the broadcast now I hate Tom Brady because he's more handsome at 48 than he was at 24 and that's not allowed that is not allowed he's ruining it did you that picture of him at the NFL combine was his rock bottom he exploded This pudgy idiot, ah, we'll draft them. Not rats, he's the best football player of all time by seemingly a lot.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Right? Yeah, because like my poor chiefs, I say my, because, you know, whether win or lose, they're mine. Just really struggling this year. Just an embarrassing loss after embarrassing loss. I don't think they're even going to make the playoffs. Maybe they can tank. Maybe they could do a tactic tank and then get a decent, because I don't think they've had a good draft pick in like a decade because they've been good for a long time and then they can come back
Starting point is 00:26:52 with uh taylor swift's boyfriend being like 52 yeah i'm there's basketball that's like a viable strategy like if you tank and there's the right golden recruit you know the lebron james victor van wemianna supposedly zion like every so often there's a next poster child of the NBA if you tank for him with one bad year it could work out for you i don't think that works in football. I think even if you put Tom Brady on some good team. Heck, Patrick Mahones is on the Chiefs right now and they're not winning. Yeah. You need to a different game. It turns out. He looks so exasperated in the clips I've seen. It seems like the speed difference or something between college and NFL is a massive gap. And it seems like you can almost never predict if someone's
Starting point is 00:27:43 going to be able to make that next step, especially at the skilled positions, or the more skilled positions. I don't know. I just feel like if you are a great lineman, you know, you're probably going to be a great lineman in the NFL or like you got a better shot at it than a quarterback does because it's just how many NFL teams are they? Like 32. 32, I think. So there's only 32 job openings in the whole fucking country of 350 million people and they boil it down to 32 people who are out there. And still, every team doesn't have a good one. And actually, a lot of teams have bad ones. Flacko just got traded from the Browns to the Bengals because the Bengals
Starting point is 00:28:22 quarterback's toe has been hurting him for three weeks. Yeah, he is turf toe. Is he up for the season? Turf toe sounds so minor. It sounds like a rug burn. I think it's a lot worse than that. I think it is too. You stub it really bad and it like jams
Starting point is 00:28:38 it and breaks? I think it has to do with tearing ligaments. I'll Google it real quick. Remember when Hank called Bobby had turf toe, but he really had out. Yes. Yeah. Hank was so proud. That's my boehler. Peter extended, bent too far backwards. It involves, it's commonly seen in sports that involves sudden changes in direction. I guess it happens more often on AstroTurf, on grass
Starting point is 00:29:07 you slide. Yeah, everybody shits on the AstroTurf. I don't know why they still use it. I saw a YouTube video that it was the other day, it was like, the dark reason the NFL still uses AstroTurf. It's like, why do they? Like, clearly it's not as good. Like, it looks better. To me, it's not, why do they still use it? It's, why isn't it better? Why is it the Ashtra turf laid on top of something dirt-like?
Starting point is 00:29:31 You know, like something squishy or something? I don't know. But if people are getting hurt, they haven't replicated grass quite right. I think it's the texture. It's the way you pivot and turn and the way your, like, cleats interact with the surface itself. Whereas with dirt, it tears it, it digs it up, it moves it out of the way. But with a turf, it's sort of, and I'm just guessing I've never been on turf, but I've been on that fake grass you get from Home Depot.
Starting point is 00:29:54 I just feel like there's no way it's the same. The traction's too good, right? So people can hurt because it puts more strain on you. Yeah, like if you tried to make a hard stop on grass, you slide, you dig into the soil, you dig into the grass, especially these gigantic pro athletes move in 20 miles an hour. In my head, I was like, well, they should just wear shoes that have less traction, right? You know, like get the cleats right and you'll replicate it.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Oh, well, that would give your team a competitive disadvantage. You want all the traction you can get. It seems like it would be a bad idea. I don't know. Maybe it's too expensive to do regular grass. But if you're like one of those billionaire owners and you own the, I don't know, the Browns and you're losing a guy a year because of your astroturf, you think at some point like, you know what? I've noticed our guys get hurt more than the, the Cowboys players who play on real grass. Let's maybe invest.
Starting point is 00:30:44 Let's maybe do this. Hear me out. It's going to sound crazy at first. sprinkler system on your astroturf huh right we fixed to the traction problem just water your astroturf
Starting point is 00:30:56 just get it real wet just real sopping wet they're calling it the bloodiest game in NFL history look at like a D-Day their knees popped winter rolls around they're wearing skates instead of cleats
Starting point is 00:31:12 yeah look at this it definitely has more injuries it's like a known thing, ankle sprains, Achilles tendons, knee injuries, it doesn't absorb water nearly as well, lots of stuff. Just a cost-benefit thing. I don't think any amount of money, though, can fix, like, a fucked-up field. Like, it's just time and maintenance. The Detroit Lions, back when I followed football more closely,
Starting point is 00:31:37 had a running back named Barry Sanders. He wasn't the fastest running back ever, but he may be the most agile running back ever. Each leg was so strong. They look like wastes. And this guy could change direction, and he was really hard to bring down. And he played on AstroTurf. I bet his talents wouldn't have shown, shined like they did, if he played on grass.
Starting point is 00:32:00 The fact that half of his games were on AstroTurf, let him be the agile guy he was that no one could deal with. Did you watch the fight, or to see the highlight of at least, of Pereira versus Incolaio? Dude, the highlight is the fight. I watched the whole thing. The whole fight is only 90 seconds of it or so. That's the hate that the UFC has for Encoliab. So Pereira is the very accomplished kickboxer who came over to the UFC. He's fought like, call it 14 fights in the UFC.
Starting point is 00:32:28 And the nine of them have been against UFC champions or something like that. Something about that, yeah. Yeah, he was the champion in his division. He lost it to this Ankylaev guy. And then he had his rematch Saturday night. And he just clubbed Ankyov down in, like, 45 seconds and stopped him with these crazy 12 to 6 elbows and then he fucking styles on him he fucking mocks him uh it was beautiful we were cheering everybody
Starting point is 00:32:55 was so happy we all hate ankylaev we all hate the dagostanis um it's uh it was a beautiful thing i like perera like he doesn't have any personality that i can detect he's a machine but i like a winner and then he does it i i respect a machine too you know like like Tyson used to be that in his prime. He didn't interview a lot. He didn't have any flash to him. He wore a towel out, sometimes less than that started the fights.
Starting point is 00:33:24 It was like, I don't know, he was the Rocky that went to Russia to train in the snow. Like that was Tyson. And Alex Pereira has that same sort of simple vibes. Something about this guy. I don't know why some fighters have all this power and others don't. It doesn't even seem to be related to their build,
Starting point is 00:33:42 at least not directly. He just, when he hits, he smashes. Sean Strickland was like, you know, I think I could beat him. The thing is I have to be perfect for 25 minutes because if he hits you once, you take a nap. That's how this guy fights. And he went against Aguilif, and I thought he was going to win this time. I was like, I just think that it's hard to avoid getting hit by him.
Starting point is 00:34:08 He was like a three to one dog or something. He was, uh, no one, I thought he was going to lose too. Ankelye of outclassed him that last time and ground him down and just, uh, I thought, I think it was a five round decision, if I remember correctly, but it's been six or eight months now. It's been a minute. But I went into that thinking like, here we go. I'm watching from my favorite fighters lose to a Dagestani, but he just clubbed him.
Starting point is 00:34:31 It was beautiful. It's neat when the meta changes, right? Like, Brazil jiu-jitsu guys were the unstoppable force. They would just find some way. to beat you. You didn't realize that that leg or that arm not being tucked in next to your ribcage was the gift to them that it was.
Starting point is 00:34:48 And then people figured out how to deal with that, how to stop giving Brazilian jihits, you guys, all these gifts. And wrestlers were the meta. These wrestlers would just smash. Jitz guys are on their back thinking everything's fine. Like, oh, when I control
Starting point is 00:35:04 your hips, you can't hit with any power. And Tito Hortiz is like, watch me. And he would just smash. from your guard, which you can't do, but he didn't seem to know that. And he did it anyway. And then the strikers, like the Anderson Silver Rain came around. And it was like, dude, these wrestlers work so hard. They have to go through fire.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Like machine guns set up with crossfire. They have to close that distance. And it's so difficult. They get smashed again and again and again trying to close it. And then if they do ever close it, the round ends and they start every round on their feet and the wrestler is just not getting it done until they did until like kabib comes along and changes it back to the grappler again he does this chain wrestling where like if he just got his fingers on you at all right his fingers on your Achilles on your hip on your anything he would take
Starting point is 00:35:56 that and work his way up like an anaconda and it was just seemingly impossible now Alex Pereira swinging the meta back towards the strikers just hitting so hecking hard that like you'd be a fool to get in there with him that's a better meta as like from the highlights i see i would so much rather see people throwing hands than like you hear what he wants to do next i just before that most people agree with you taylor i enjoy the grappling a lot i i've done it for a while so i think i see more than you're a casual fan but uh but yeah i like the knockouts are fun Kyle he wants to go to heavyweight now really how has it all will fun him up
Starting point is 00:36:40 I like Alex he's he's 200 so I don't know what Alex walks around at but Pereira walks around at like 230 okay it says 251 for Aspinall
Starting point is 00:36:53 yeah much bigger man is Perea 6 foot 6 he is not 6 foot 6 he's more like he's tall he's tall like he's a very big man
Starting point is 00:37:05 but Tom Aspinall is an exceptionally large man Pereira is called a weight bully by a lot of people. I don't know what it is about his body that lets him lose like 35 pounds in a weekend, but he was the 185 pound champion. And he was so much bigger than the other 185 guys. It just, how did he ever make weight?
Starting point is 00:37:29 But he did. Now at 205, people can't believe he makes 205 and then fights it. Well, he fights, he makes 205. And then the next day, he's like, 232. Do I have that right? It's about right. Yeah. I think I have it exactly right.
Starting point is 00:37:44 He went from 205 to 232 overnight. That's how much water this guy drained out of his body. 30 pounds? Good golly. And now he wants to have a heavy weight. It's four gallons. Isn't the highest you can be in like an absolute max is like 265 or 264 or something, right? 365 is the, the heavy.
Starting point is 00:38:08 weight cap. There's been fighters. Brock Lesner was one who had to cut to make 265. But usually, it seems like a lot of the champs hover around 230 to 240 something. Makes sense. Yeah, I mean, it sounds to me like
Starting point is 00:38:24 this Aspenol guy can afford to put on 14 pounds of muscle. So, they can make him even stronger. What's his fight? He's finally going to fight gone at some point this year, I think. I'm looking forward to that too. Because Tom hasn't fought in so long. I don't even remember the last
Starting point is 00:38:40 time he fought or who was even against. Right? He's been trying to fight John Jones forever. We won the interim heavyweight but I don't remember who he defeated. He defended the interim heavyweight too. Holy shit, did he? Yeah, that's one of the reasons
Starting point is 00:38:56 John Jones is such a pussy because that guy's defending his interim belt while John Jones is asking people to come out of retirement so he can fight, which is what he did. Yeah. I I really hope John doesn't ever get to fight again. Same for Connor.
Starting point is 00:39:11 I just want them to go away. I hope that White House card is a banger, but I hope neither of them are on it. Connor said he was on the White House card. You probably know this. And then Dana White came out and he's like, what? Like literally no one is on the card yet. We haven't done the good. We're working on the facility.
Starting point is 00:39:27 And then once we have that all sorted out, we'll start working on the matchups and the fights, which makes sense because I don't know who's going to win and lose between now in the White House card. Who even wants that guy around anymore? no i haven't seen the mock up let me see if i can find uh an example oh here we go well here's a video let's see if yep this is going to work oh wait this may be a little bit it's not going to look like that here i'll send it to you anyway i think the ufc maybe even released this as like an idea of what they wanted to do um it looks outrageous yeah I think I have seen it.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Wow. So the fighters are going to stage in the Oval Office. And then when they're, that's where they'll be like warming up and like getting ready to go. I don't know. I'm thinking of myself like, what if there's presidential work that needs to be done? What if the Russians invade Lithuania?
Starting point is 00:40:28 That's when they're going to, that's when they're going to strike. They're going to know that they're all at the event. Justin, Justin, yeah, Mr. Gagee, come over here. What do you think about these Lithuanian? Should we bail him out? I don't know. I don't know when he left away against Mr. President. I'd say fuck him.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Connor, how many Venezuelans do you think you can beat up? How many are there? Did you see him blow up at a cartel boat? For a second, I was like, wow, Connor's getting wild. He's like, he takes business. His private yacht
Starting point is 00:41:10 Just Burr! He's got a cannon. He's got like a naval cannon with a fuse and everything on his yacht. Fuck yeah. Hell guys up, dude. It seems like a bad idea
Starting point is 00:41:24 to just like kill civilians in international water because you think they're bad. I mean, they're hauling ass a speedboat loaded down with large bales of something. And they all and they warn them and they try to stop them.
Starting point is 00:41:38 I saw one. video where they hover over them with a helicopter. They're chasing him. And he's got a machine gun and like a like a belt fed Mark 46 and he's like firing these three round bursts in front of the boat and the boat's moving like really fast. But we're in a military helicopter. So speed is, you're never getting away. 70's quick for you. 140's quick for me. Yeah. And so they won't stop. So he's like, all right. And he gets out the Barrett 50 Cal and he's got it like braced on like a carabiner and a strap so that he's got something to put it on. and he shoots the engine out of the speedboat.
Starting point is 00:42:11 It was pretty fucking cool. Do you think you could... How close is it? Oh, you would hit that dot. Yeah, I've done stuff exactly like that. It's not hard stuff. It seems like on water it would be tough. Well, he's in a helicopter, right?
Starting point is 00:42:24 He's a bit smoother. Yeah. I guess the boat's moving to your ball. Yeah, because it's like going up. But maybe once you hit like 70 on a boat, it gets to that like glide speed where it doesn't go down as much anymore. Plank, I guess. And then I've also seen them, and I don't even know what kind of munific. they're using, but it looks like they shot
Starting point is 00:42:40 them with a shotgun from outer space. The boat's going along and it's in thermal vision and all of a sudden, you know, when a shotgun hits water and it makes that big circular pattern of like pellets hitting the water, that happens. But way bigger than the boat. Maybe like you could have fit six or seven or eight boats
Starting point is 00:42:59 inside the shotgun spread that was created by whatever the fuck they shot. And the whole boat bursts into flames and explodes and sinks. Where's the boat going? To the U.S.? Does Venezuela close enough to like navigate a whatever 25 foot boat
Starting point is 00:43:17 to America? I wouldn't think so. My guess would be that there's some sort of stop-off point somewhere else in the Caribbean, like maybe Puerto Rico or somewhere like that. Or maybe they're going to meet another boat out there somewhere in the Caribbean and trade money for drugs or
Starting point is 00:43:36 something because the boat they were in, like you said, It does not look like the kind of boat that crosses the entire Caribbean. It looks like the kind of boat that you take out on the lake and have a good time. Yeah, a little shipment boat for the fentanyl. What we need to do, take all that fentanyl, send it to our enemies. Now, they can know how bad a problem it is. How about that? We'll make you sell it to us.
Starting point is 00:44:01 Well, you know, we give it right back to China. And they're like, you know, we made this. right we didn't think it through didn't make sense at the time but people were I read a tweet I said let's wing it and they desperately begged me yeah yeah well they got to pull those boats over well the question is like are we sure that they are bad people and not as the Venezuelans claim fishermen I'm going to send you another link. I'll timestamp this one.
Starting point is 00:44:41 This isn't actually the same one that I saw earlier. Fishermen often run at 70 miles an hour from helicopter fire. That's another thing. I'll tell you what, if I was out there hooking some sea bass and the United States Navy tried to pull me over, I would pull over to the side of the ocean and provide my identification. What is that from? My guess is that it's a missile that's exploding airburst style over it. But I don't know.
Starting point is 00:45:08 It reminds me a little bit of the, what's that weapon system they've been using in Ukraine? They made the A something. It's an acronym. They made a big deal of the Ukrainians getting. It's the artillery piece that does the same thing. It explodes all those tungsten shot at stuff. But I don't think that's, high Mars, yeah. It reminds me a little bit of the high Mars impacts, but not as big.
Starting point is 00:45:32 I'm guessing it's an airburst missile. I don't know what they shot that with. Not the same exact thing as they use in... Definitely not that. No, because it's not a big enough impact zone. I don't know. Maybe it is. I'm watching it again.
Starting point is 00:45:47 That's huge. I don't know what they shot it with. I really don't. I thought you meant the other stuff was bigger and that this one was a smaller example. I'm watching this one with the boat. And it's like, my God, that is a big ass spread that this thing has made.
Starting point is 00:46:00 If you skip on through the video, there's more boats getting blown up. They've blown up a lot of boats down there. I could have been six boats. and it would have got them all. Trump says, like, no one's sailing there anymore. It's hard to find boats. He's like, they're not even fishing.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Good, good. You know, anything distracts from the pedophilia, you know, whatever you got to do. Right. The Epstein thing was total hokom, Kyle. We've been reassured that it's definitely not me. They asked Pam Bondi today. They were like, do you have any, you or the FBI have any knowledge of the photographs of Donald Trump with?
Starting point is 00:46:36 half-naked young girls that were found in Epstein's safe, offices or residences listed above. We have a witness who claims to have seen the photos. Have you seen those photos? And she's like completely diverts and refuses just to be like, there were no photos, there are no photos, I've never seen any photos, I've never heard any photos. And I'd like to talk to the supposed witness who's perjuring themselves. I'd like to know what buttons you're pushing on them,
Starting point is 00:47:03 what levers you're pulling to make this person lie about the greatest, president this country's ever, ever known. She didn't say anything like that. She went on some personal ad hominem attack against the questioner. Like, oh, actually, wasn't your friend friends with Epstein? Didn't you take money from a friend of Epstein? Like, like, wait, why would that, why would that matter? Epstein didn't do anything wrong, right? So why would why would you care that this guy did business with him? She came to arm with like APO research against everybody who was going to ask her questions. And then instead of answering the questions, she would just allude the things, you know, like, hey, here's a guy who gave money
Starting point is 00:47:41 who knew Epstein, who gave money to your campaign. And I'm like, come on giving money to a campaign, it's like, what if someone on Minecraft, on Woodycraft knew Epstein? Like, that doesn't mean I had anything to do with Epstein. Bro, you've brought up Epstein with your vast Minecraft video game network? This guy spent time with Epstein and then he bought things at Target a little suspicious, don't you think? I hold target responsible. New reports are saying that Woodycraft, after those donations, granted him diamond
Starting point is 00:48:12 swords without the work being dude, I would love, I just want to see a club of like Cash Patel being asked like, so where is the Epstein stuff and him being like almost crying, being like, I went to the head of Mossad and I said, please can we have it? And he slapped me and called me, my bitch.
Starting point is 00:48:30 He said, you work for me, faggot. He called me a stinky Indian. He'll be sticky and he thumped me in the forehead. He said, I smell worse than J.D. Vance's wife. He got two in there with that one. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, the Israelis are going to do whatever the fuck they want.
Starting point is 00:48:55 So Melissa Hortman, I think that's her name, was the woman who, the Democratic House of Representative person who was murdered by the Republican. Well, they held their real. and they filled her seat again. And now they're not swearing her in because once she's sworn in, Massey, the Texan who's doing the Epstein file release law, will have enough votes. She's the 218th vote. So they're just not swearing her in.
Starting point is 00:49:22 Johnson claims that he wants to see more official results. She won by 60%. It was not close. Or she won by 40%, one of those two. but like it was not like let's wait for the recount it's not one of those he's just straight up not swearing her in to a bold they're gonna delay it i it's been a wacky uh every week new stuff happens i sent chis and i were talking about last night i sent him this this video that i found on ticot of like ice or federal law enforcement of some kind marching through just a regular
Starting point is 00:49:59 suburban neighborhood and they're like 50 deep walking in a like a formation like shining lights on all the house windows and like marching through the neighborhood in force. It looks like it looks like parade drills going through Main Street. Was there, is that,
Starting point is 00:50:18 seems like they should be in like the areas where more people are there to arrest and deport. They do that too. They went into an entire, into entire apartment buildings in Chicago and they just like swat the whole building and zip tie every resident
Starting point is 00:50:33 that's there until they clear everybody. They drag everybody out of their houses and the dead of night, and then they make sure they're Americans. That didn't sit right with me. Like, so, like Kyle said, there's this apartment building in Chicago. They say Trendaeragua was in there.
Starting point is 00:50:52 Trendaeragua is like the new bogeyman. They're everywhere. Is Trendaara in the room with us? They were. They were in Colorado. So what, this was in Chicago. Yeah, I'm sure they're in Chicago also. I wouldn't doubt that there's some there, but what they did is they went into this large apartment building, took out everyone, kids, people who weren't dressed, and then they had them sit outside and they zip tied them there.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Kids were up till 3 a.m. outside, separated from their parents while ice just like- sick, no bad time and stuff. And I'm like, this is fucked up, right? Just to take all these, like every citizen in the apartment building was removed, sometimes not dressed. kids removed from parents Ziptied sitting on curbs Seems like a waste of effort Like why couldn't they just confirm people's citizenship as they went
Starting point is 00:51:38 They weren't effort sure But also like There's a right versus wrong thing That I think they're fouling up on Like this is immoral This is the They just rip people out of their homes And zip time on the curb
Starting point is 00:51:52 So they're sending the Texas National Guard to Chicago Say that again They're sending the Texas National Guard to Chicago Chicago. I've heard that. I've also heard they're not allowed to. We'll see. I don't know if they Well, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, the, that's the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the California national guard to send in to Portland. He can just send the normal national guard there. Why would he not just do that? Because the governor is in charge of his national. But that doesn't matter. He lost in court already. Biden went after Texas for this exact thing and established that the feds
Starting point is 00:52:24 control immigration policy because Texas tried to use their national guard to put up barriers. in like 2021 and then Biden administration or the oligarchs pretending that Biden was in charge sued them and then they won the Biden administration won and then you can see the videos of them removing the barbed wire removing the things and kind of
Starting point is 00:52:43 hey everybody in voters come on and then just troll like there's an emergency and that he can't huge emergency with illegals yeah I made on that well the judges are not he seems to lose most of his cases and
Starting point is 00:52:59 They said that his, what he describes these areas is like war-torn cities, that he's untethered from reality is the, they're not. Have you seen some of the, I don't, I think, I'm sure the whole city is largely fine, but I've seen modern, like, current videos of the Antifa people run and ruckus in Portland. Yeah, I have. I've seen the old videos that Fox News is playing of like Black Lives Matters. This was new and it was not nearly as big as the old video. which was a way to tell because it was crazy. So they're fighting outside. What I've seen in Portland is huge fights and riots slash demonstrations outside the ice
Starting point is 00:53:41 facilities in particular, like just knock down, drag out battles, like them blocking the gates and inevitably getting into shoving matches. And every time a cop. I remember that video from a year or two ago when the shoe was on the other foot and some federal agent shoved this old man. and like he fell so hard on the back of his head it was like oh my god you killed him I don't know I don't think he died but like easily could have
Starting point is 00:54:05 like the way this guy cracked his head but now when I see them I was watching Portland and this fat fucker wouldn't move out of the gate they're trying to bust the illegals out like they're just opening the gates and they're leaving with them and they like just barely pushed this guy and he flopped like LeBron James it was incredible I saw flying through the air like somewhat force pushed him in Star Wars it was great. Was he the guy who was laying there, like, being like, oh, and like he, like, opened an eye up. That's LeBron. He literally like, ooh, woo. He basically did, yeah. I saw in Chicago, they
Starting point is 00:54:40 have him caught on radio with the police. They're radioing in, like, yeah, this Hispanic male swerved his car, hit the ice agents, then bailed out of his car, and is fleeing on foot east on on on on on on on brook street and the and the chicago pedia is like yeah actually go to the intersection of 99 and await further instructions and like okay we'll go there and wait I guess he's like yeah just wait there he's like he's calling them all he's he's making sure that the police are not helping ice in any way he's sending them somewhere else and telling them to wait await further instruction and so they just sit there in their squad cars while the illegals who crashed into federal agents and fled on foot
Starting point is 00:55:23 continued to escape. Who called them? I didn't... The police scanner. It's the police scanner where like people are asking for help and the dispatcher is sending people where to go. And it's a... The dispatcher the Chicago dispatcher basically had the Chicago police not do it.
Starting point is 00:55:40 Yeah. Yeah. They're like openly defying it. I don't know. I also hear like Trump sending the 82nd airborne into Portland and I'm like, what are we doing? Band of brothers, baby. Let's go. five miles up five miles down it's not right
Starting point is 00:55:56 a lot of us are sick of these fucking indifah people and we're sick of the illegals and we want them out that's a really unpopular position at this point like when people see the 80 second airborne getting rolled into cities they're like this is just use the national guard or just use ice like I don't it seems
Starting point is 00:56:12 unnecessary to like bring the fucking airborne to paratroopers into the city man he's losing in court but then he just kind of ignores it it's very very popular in the middle and working class to get rid of illegals
Starting point is 00:56:28 and to control our border and we want them conspiring to like not help ice it's a guy reacting to it unfortunately but oh did you see did you hear that they like some whistleblower caught that like something else they said they weren't doing but were for like two years in the Biden administration they were spying and tracking
Starting point is 00:56:46 the communication of like eight to ten Republican senators or congressman probably need to keep an eye on this people. Just keep an eye on him. I'm not surprised. That's like, that's what politics is. It's like rewarding your allies and punishing your enemy. That's the baseline of it. And so it's like not, it's unsurprising to see nobody's as good at it as Trump though. Nobody's as good at rewarding your allies and punishing your enemies as Trump. He's a terrible at rewarding his allies. He's not giving his voter base what he
Starting point is 00:57:15 wants at all. I guess feels like so much pomp and circumstance compared to actual efficacy. Those aren't his allies. The deportation. Oh, yeah, his voters are his allies. His voters are his voters aren't his ally because what we want is deportations and they like don't even post the fucking numbers anymore it's so embarrassing his allies are Israeli pedophiles and and people like that who get who just the law ignores or that they just I lose track of how many pedophile friends he has who get caught and then pardoned it seems like every week a new pedophile friend of the presidents gets caught and it's always a faith leader I would rather send my kids to the fucking trans school of newspeak than to a Bible camp in Texas.
Starting point is 00:57:52 I'll tell you that right fucking now. A fedora tip, my good laugh. My good sir. Because I can tell my kid going in and I'm like, look, these people believe things that you and I won't, but tolerance is important. Don't anybody fuck with you, but don't fuck with anybody and have fun at camp. But if I send him that Christian camp, they're going to get Jesus juiced up and poked in the asshole with a Coke bottle like poor Matt Smith on that bus back in 2001. Poor Matt Smith. Pray that's not his real name.
Starting point is 00:58:22 close though that was a very well it's Matthew smith people are going to born in 1988 Matthew smith in LaVos, Georgia probably 86 87 oh yeah 86 yeah a good year a good year I bet is that like a sign like you're you're like aging is that like I wonder how expensive a wine from the year you were born is oh never even considered doing something Nothing like that. I wouldn't. Neither of I. If you gave me a $500 bottle of wine, I wouldn't drink it. I don't want heartburn and a headache. You know what I mean? Was it typically bad to drink? No, I mean, just wine in general. I don't like wine either. I had my girlfriend just like the other day was like, you have to try this wine. It's fantastic. And I was like, I'll take your word for it. You know what? It's not as good as Sprite Zero. It's just Sprite Zero. I've probably with you there. I haven't had Sprite. Alcohol taste. bad. If they were like, dude, my favorite thing is orange peels. Do you want this orange peel drink? No. Everything with orange peels in it is not very good. Yeah, I agree. The wine thing, I'm just not culture. Wine and cigars and whiskey. I've had wine that I do like. It's for the
Starting point is 00:59:39 birds. They were dessert wines. They were sweet, sweet wine. I don't like those. I'd rather have like a dry red than a dessert wine. Those are sickly sweet. I prefer the dessert ones, but we're talking about peeking at three out of ten. versus one out of ten on my scale. And then we had something else to talk about. The age you would be, if the wine, the... No, it was his wines, foods. I lost it.
Starting point is 01:00:06 My bad. Foods. Speaking of food. I saw you logging into Eldon Ring at two in the morning last night. I don't want to be judged. Why am I being judged? By the way, I was playing helldivers until 4.38. But I noticed that you were playing it.
Starting point is 01:00:23 If I had noticed that, Woody, I would have kept it to my fucking self. I'm just, it's not a real play-through. I do this thing when you fight every boss in the game. And it's like a little quicker way to get boss practice. And basically, I just want to shred faster in night rain. There's five levels of player. And apparently I'm fourth. And I'm looking to be.
Starting point is 01:00:50 the elite. I want to be a level five player. And one of the challenges, by the way, is bugs. Like I, I've lost enough points to be halfway to five at this point
Starting point is 01:01:03 just on like disconnects. They're like, oh, did you disconnect from your game? Well, that counts as four losses. I'm like, Motherfuck! That's so harsh. I didn't even disconnect.
Starting point is 01:01:15 You did. So that's rough. That's a terrible system. They're actually that it releases tomorrow, but they're fixing that bug, I guess. I think it was steam maintenance. I'm not even sure. But they like straight up said, like,
Starting point is 01:01:30 yeah, during steam maintenance, people will no longer lose all their games. Thanks. Yeah, seems like that should have been handled before this point, but that's good. Yeah, super sucks, but. Yeah, I played a, I played like four hours of Helld hours. Middy just got the game.
Starting point is 01:01:46 He never played before. So we went on a bug stomping mission. It was very phone. I like playing the game with new people. When they see the monsters for the first time, they're, what is that? What is that? Because there's some truly enormous enemies in that game that are, that you see rarely. And when they show up, it's like, oh, fuck, what do we do with that? I watched the worm video you sent. And I would have, I would have just, I would have to stay behind you, let you get fucked up.
Starting point is 01:02:12 I don't have to get helldivers at some point. My friends and I got grounded. I don't know if we like it. Grounded two, actually. it kind of sucks like the combat is fucking gay you just running around looking for like drops of water we're starving yeah we have a spear and like do that survival game it's awful though like i like survival games sometimes i i really liked raft raft i thought was fun grounded two fucking hunk of garbage and i'm trying to lie to myself that i like it more than i do like and i'm like hey guys you want to play uh grounded or night rain tonight And they're like, yeah. How about not grounded? Yeah. I know, but I wanted to like it. I wanted it to, like, I wanted this sort of group experience where it's like,
Starting point is 01:03:02 oh, no, a big attack by a mouse. Taylor, get over here too much for one person. And it's not that at all. It's like, that comes. Early on, especially if nobody in the group is like, knows, knows what they're doing. Just, just crafting. as you're learning that system and like learning where to find sap and thorns and twigs can be a bit, you know, three hours ago by and all we've accomplished is made a pile of leaves, you know?
Starting point is 01:03:32 I don't want to have to, there are borderline zero games where I want to have to worry about like being thirsty and hungry. I'm hungry 24-7 in real life. I don't like that your armor wears out. you run around looking for leaves or killing bugs that may use their shells to craft your own armor
Starting point is 01:03:57 you get into a fight or two and suddenly you're like why do I suck now oh I have no chest piece and my shins are bare like now I have to repair it how do you repair it kill the things that's really hard
Starting point is 01:04:08 to kill without armor in the first place and like fuck you might like Rust like Rust is a much better survival game it has all those aspects You have to eat and drink, but it's less punishing. And before you go out to do a thing, like when you're in your base and you're getting
Starting point is 01:04:24 geared up to go do the thing, kind of like that pregame Tarkov thing when you're in the lobby, putting your kid together, somebody in the group, usually me, is everybody eating and drink. Everybody eating drink right now. It's like having kids and going on a road trip or something. You get five miles down the road, and somebody's like, ah, I'm dehydrated. It's like, the enemy's right there. The battle is about to begin. we don't have water for you we don't have stacks
Starting point is 01:04:49 I'm that guy in light rain like you may have a good weapon right one that gets you more ruins for example that's like the currency and then for the final fight that doesn't help you but the weapons also have negatives like if you're not full HP then you don't hit as hard take that weapon and throw it on the ground if you're not using in the last fight the bonus that it gave you isn't helping you and the downside of it is hurting you
Starting point is 01:05:14 and I'm like all right everyone let's look at our passes see if there's anything that we don't want to bring into the big boss fight and I just reminded of that because Kyle's like, I'm the mom of the group I make sure everyone brings a winter coat I organize the base
Starting point is 01:05:30 I keep everything in the right boxes there are, you've probably seen videos where there's tons and tons of boxes and crates for storage my real life I'm not very organized I know where my stuff is my kitchen's pretty organized
Starting point is 01:05:43 but like a lot of my shit's in boxes and just in the basement I don't know where things are sometimes not organized but in Rust everything's got to be in its place all the boxes are labeled and organized and just stacked just so like I really enjoy that part
Starting point is 01:05:58 or someone showed me your Rust base like years ago at this point so it was probably before you were as adept maybe it was scum and it was like streaming on Discord and the scum was leading around and it's just giant you know feels like a post-apocalyptic fortress
Starting point is 01:06:13 with like all these metal pieces and things a little bit slap shot looking but still solid and like scum's like and then check out this room and immediately I walk in and I'm like wow a lot of slurs on the walls wow not an inch unspent
Starting point is 01:06:31 yeah I can't remember what the end game program is called but the game has picture frames of various sizes just like real life going all the way up to like really big you would advertise on the side of a gas station with, and you can upload images directly from your hard drive
Starting point is 01:06:51 or the internet to this little mini program within Rust, and it just paints them perfectly. So we'd have digital photos of like wings and me and just like all the characters surrounding us, like all over the base. And yes, some slurs would slip in. That's where I was headed. I saw the check out my base tour. I'm like, is it?
Starting point is 01:07:15 is this a shrine to wings of redemption? Yeah, okay. It's like a gangster grandma has like a, like a, and the thing is, though, at first it seems silly, but after a while, you know that like, someone's like, hey, where's the, where's the AK at? And you're like, it's in gangster grandma's room. You go into one room and it's like gangster grandma all over the wall.
Starting point is 01:07:35 You should do, uh, if you can like play music in your little hideout, you should have it start playing. But it's like the call to prayer and then you have to pray towards the wing shrine. wherever you're at you have to pray towards the wing shrine Yeah that game's super deep For power All right
Starting point is 01:07:52 I think it's about dinner time All right PKN 581

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