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P.KN 584. It's up, boys.
How's it going on? How's it going?
Are you winning many games, Kyle, in Battlefield?
Taylor, we've seen it. We've seen it.
I'm good at Battlefield. I'm not asking a leading...
You actually looked good at Battlefield, but your team kept losing.
That's the thing I don't like about Battlefield.
It's what we always say is I feel in...
Is it that defeat screen at the end?
It's when we play those like...
Is it being burned?
into your monitor because it just says defeat during the game i've been playing defeat over there
i actually i've been playing a lot of the like eight v8 and then you can kind of you can help the team win
like you can definitely like carry your own weight but when it's 64 versus 64 or whatever it is i think
it's 32 versus 32 even when we like get our four-man squad together all right let's flank to the right
let's all try to take the there's so many flags the our flag and and we'll be good and like
we just implies the existence of like 18 other flags yeah there's a lot of flags it's it's it's
battlefield but the the br drop today the battle royale and the season one like launch the new maps
new weapons the the season one pass it's very callie call of duty esk they've taken over call of duty
spot they are call of duty like if you haven't seen battlefield gameplay it's modern warfare too
It's modern warfare, too, without all the goddamn bugs.
That's exactly what it plays like.
Yeah, and it's slick.
It's beautiful.
The vehicles, the vehicles don't fly like Ace Combat.
It's not a sim game.
It's not squad either.
But it ain't Call of Duty.
It's somewhere in between where you can have fun but still be a little immersed.
It's a good time.
Call of Duty was literally just one stick where you point it to a part on the map, if I recall.
Control altitude?
That's not a thing we do here.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
It's so funny to see people jump in the helicopter and they're clearly doing it for the first time ever.
And then they just veer off to the ride and just hit a mountain over there somewhere.
And you're like, well, I guess we wait.
Was it three minutes or five minutes till we get another helicopter?
It's five.
It's five in this mode.
Meanwhile, the enemy is flying over like Tom Cruise and top gun.
Five minutes until respawn if you die in a helicopter?
Oh, no, no, no.
You get another helicopter every like three or four minutes.
Like a, yeah, there's a big incentive not to be
some goober who's like, I want to be the pilot.
Is there a train mode?
Oh, yeah.
It's called portal, and it's basically, it's a lot like Halo forge,
except you can create your own servers and host your own servers
and host your own games and game experiences.
And it's really in-depth.
People have made Call-Duty zombies in there,
complete with like pack-a-punch machines and weapon purchasing
and the bots are just the regular bots
but they're coming out with sledgehammers
and they're coming in waves
which is a little scary
when they back into a corner
but yeah there's a training mode
with every
it's really good
like content creators have gone on there
and created like flight sims
and vehicle warfare
and all sorts of things so you can practice
by yourself or you can do
like one v one jet combat
for hours on in it's
it's a good system. I hope they make Nazi
zombies, or really just zombies.
They can branch out. They don't have
to stick with the Nazi theme. It can be any type of
zombies. But I hope Battlefield
does that, because that would be the final nail in the
coffin for like half of those Cod games.
And as we've said
many times, Cod has lost the plot
when it comes to zombies. They won't do.
They seem to think that we enjoy the rigamaroo
of like filing taxes
and like the little things you have to do
here and there to make something work right.
And it's like, no, this is, this is gay.
it should be about slaying zombies team
the zombies team got so much funding
and they got so big it's their own
like wing of development over there
that they needed something to do
because add more maps
you fucking idiots
well that's a whole different department
that that that's that's not even like
like there are some guys who are like
narrative creators and they're
they're like they're they're actually coding
and writing all that
all those puzzles
I don't understand why I can
oh wait so you're saying they use all the
they could have just made more maps though like they could have fired the puzzle
towards and then brought more map people in that's just a weird way to organize it it's like yeah
I'm in charge of road building but don't you get this started on the pavement map design so
hard in games like the battlefield so obviously I'm not a battlefield player this is the first
battlefield I've played since bad company and that was like 15 years ago or something like that
but I was like early college when they came but I follow the scene a little bit and and I see that
it feels like the old head battlefield
people are very unhappy with the maps
because these maps are smaller and more
call of duty-esque. Again, this game plays
like call of duty, especially if you play
domination or headquarters,
then they take what's already a small
map for battlefield standards
and they shrink it into a call of duty map
and it's like, oh my God, this would be a
wonderful call of duty map.
This is, but it's better than God,
I promise you. There's no bullshit.
There's never do I die in Battlefield.
I'm like, ah, he was using the
gun that takes quite a bit of skill
to use. Fucker.
I see people complain
about people and there's a text
chat where like everybody can talk
shit or you can talk with Munster team or
whatever you want to do and I see people be like,
camper, fuck you. And I'm like, it's conquest.
He's protecting his flag.
Like, I don't mind when people camp and hide in corn.
Is there VC for like you
and pub people? I think there
is, but nobody used in.
Voice chat.
Like in game. Like in game,
It's a complicated game.
The economics alone.
It seems like a game like Battlefield
even more than Cod, and for Cod it was important.
You guys remember playing like Cod 4 or Modern Warfare 2
and like sometimes the voice chat that you got with people
through the comes with the Xbox 360 headset
was so important.
Like don't do this, do this.
It's just doing all that by text.
First of all, I feel like a half of the people who otherwise would talk
are going to see that it's text-based and do
what I would do and be like I don't have time to like type and do all the game stuff I'm trying
to learn to play I guess I'll just like vibe with it and try and see what people are doing I type mostly
it's it's so stupid and I have voice chat there's a lot of riffing and being silly I think there might
be void but I don't know how to use it and nobody I've never heard anyone use it if if it is if
it's in the game then it's not working or nobody at all uses or I've got it turned off that's
possible too but I use the the chat every now and then to be like go to be everyone
go to B or like
paint the
vehicles. Please, recon, paint the vehicles.
Please. Recon is like
the snipers who just sit all the way in the back of the map
and try to shoot somebody from 50 hundred yards away.
And they've got a pair of goggles
that can make it really easy to shoot aircraft down.
But they just won't.
They just won't.
Nah.
Nah, I want to do that.
And there's like, it's meme to death
that the people with the defibrillators won't pick you up.
The defibrillators also come with the ability
to continually stock yourself with ammo.
It's like infinite ammo, basically.
You've got the ammo packs and the health packs.
So he'll be standing there.
Defib hanging off his belt and you're laying there.
Please.
Please, Colonel.
And he's just like, no.
He just runs over your body.
All he's going to do is go and keep moving,
but they just want to work.
How's that KD versus, I guess, Sunday
when we saw you tooling around a little bit.
I've got so many kills.
It'd take a long time to move that thing.
I've played a lot of battlefield.
Are you still on like an eight hour a day,
10 hour a day rolling average, just grinding?
I don't know what day I started.
That's the thing.
That tells me more than what you're going to say next.
I don't know what day the game came out,
and I don't know if I, like,
I didn't make a point to buy it when it came out.
I wasn't sure if I wanted to play it.
I could sort of bought it on a lark.
And then, like, the guy started playing, and I had a group to play with.
And then, you know, they're all hardcore gamers.
I imagine the only time you're stopping playing is when you're sitting there and you just hear your stomach like,
like, oh, I haven't eaten in 15 hours.
I've always gamed around my meals.
I'll be sitting here with my turkey sandwich and my banana chips.
Dude, I've got you beat.
Like, I'll be gaming with my friends.
And I'm so excited about it, having a great time.
Jackie's like all right he's gaming
so she comes up
she brings me my food
it's all bite sized she has
pre-cut my meat into bite-sized
pieces and while I'm
gaming she'll feed me the first couple
bites
that is really all that is so funny
I've said that to my girlfriend so many times
that's great that's awesome
I've joked that I need someone to feed me
while I game before but that's hilarious
not every day but call it like four or five days a week
just cutting up little pieces
and I like to think that you're just like sitting there
clicking furiously in your mouth like open
being like uh uh she's a little slow on the draw
you're demanding additional where's the airplane
just just praise no criticism
where are the almonds
there's no
in this man
These are store brand
Nothing wrong with store brand almonds
But yeah
The BR launched today
I've only played two games of it
I think that it could make or break
Battlefield's like dynasty
That is verging
Because they've done a great job
In my opinion with the multiplayer
I know people are complaining
About the littlest things
They don't like the camos
The new camos are a little loud
And they complain so much
That Battlefield went and redesigned
It made them less loud
Quickly
Yeah
The game's like 10 days old, no?
Before they released.
Like the came before the camo released.
Like so it's a new camo.
They're like, hey, season one comes with the green goblin camo.
And it's not really the green goblin.
It's just a guy with some green stripes on his shirt.
But everybody freaked the fuck out.
So they turn the green down.
That actually makes that meshes perfectly with my understanding of battlefield players.
Like I bet that shit flies and cod, but all my friends who have been or are really into battlefield are like either former military themselves or
the reason they picked Battlefield over
Cod was for like the higher
Millsim thing. And so
for them it would be a big deal. Like they don't want to
see some guy. They don't want to pick up some other
guy's rifle and have it be gold
plated or red tiger. Like
they they kind of like
there's a little bit of bad. Fo realism.
I like it when hard to earn
rewards are slightly different.
Like okay you jump
in the nube uniform looks like
this. It's some like forest
camo. And then if you
are fucking god at the game
who's carried for a thousand hours now
same uniform with a metal
on the chest and you know
and those who know
no no right everything else
you look just like a new player
except I can tell you're that guy I think the
the thing would be the
in this game it's the called the Ronde
is it the Ronde juke
I'm getting it wrong I bet
so what it is it's it's that move where you're in your
fighter jet fighting another fighter jet
and you jump out in midair
and you RPG the guy
and then you jump back into your fighter jet
or his and you fly away
That's how the jack's got to jump on us
It is. I've seen that in videos
I can't imagine pulling it off
Like doesn't the jet leave the area
Like how do you get?
Oh does it go straight down or
They often fly the jet straight up
So that it sort of continues with its momentum
And then it starts to fall
And during all this
You've got infinite parachutes
Like imagine that your parachute has infinite
redeployments
re deployments yeah so at any point
you can cut and free fall and shoot
and then immediately pull another parachute
and float redirect and like think about
your next move and stuff so
but they jump out and RPG those
have you hit someone with that yet
fuck no I can barely fly the plane
oh
you'll get there
no I'll never I'm not going to try to fly the plane
the plane's not as rewarding like even if you're a really good
plane pilot you can't do the damage that a helicopter
pilot can do
Tank seems like the most fun.
Tank's really easy and really fun,
but the Bradley,
which is like an infantry fighting vehicle,
which is more,
it's like a small tank with a gun that goes
bum,
bum, bum,
instead of just a giant cannon.
That's what's fun.
You can really fuck the enemy up
with one of those if you keep it alive.
But it's fun to like,
sort of do that tandem thing
where one guy's driving
and one guy's shooting the little machine gun
to keep them off you
and jumping out periodically
to heal the thing,
which is my favorite thing.
to do. I'm good at that. I'm always out
creeping around. The enemies are
shooting at me. I'm, shot me
in the eye, but I'm still grinding on the side of it.
You can break the other guy's tank with your repair kit,
right? Oh, yes. That's my
favorite thing to do in the old game. This is
like 10 years ago, but I can remember, like,
it's not healing. It's supposed to be
there's a guy sneaking on the
other side, like undoing my efforts.
Yeah. Yeah, that's my favorite
thing. I love to kill the vehicles
in the game and ruin someone else's good time.
because those vehicles are on cool down
and some players will try to hide in the back of the map
and just lob shells into the infantry
instead of playing with their vehicles
and so I make it my mission to destroy all the tanks in the map
you can plant three mines per life
and they persist after death
so you just they'll be like
who's putting all these mines out here
and I'm like that's me that's me
30 deaths that's 90 mines
they're just everywhere
Have you ever spent any time
Looking up like the ancient
Equivalence of tanks
Like because they had that idea
They just didn't have like the requisite metallurgy
Or like gunpowder or things like that
Is it a phalanx?
What is it called when they hold the shields around them
And make sort of a human tank?
Yeah phalanx is where they had the long spears
And all the Greeks would line up
And it was like a layered defensive system
They had a ceiling on it too right
yeah uh yeah sometimes they would do the ceiling if they were under archer fire but um the the actual
that's probably well they yeah and like then uh really like an ancient tank is like a war wagon
are you guys familiar with like the war wagon class of ancient warfare where like it would basically
be like you know draft horses like these antihizer bush style big old horse they didn't have
klysses i don't think but whatever that equivalent was and then it would be like a really
heavily armored
chassis or
carriage. Carriage is the word.
A heavily armored carriage with like little slits
in the side. The same way like
at the base of castles they would have those little slits.
So if somebody was like trying to get into your castle
you could be like, uh-uh, motherfucker and shoot them
when they were like right up against your gates.
And it would be like crossbows or bows
or like the Chinese would throw like primitive
grenades out of them with like their
firework powder and the saltpeter
and the gunpowder. It's really,
really cool the europeans would do it where they had these like break open uh wooden carriages
where it could be like led into battle uh perpendicular to the opponent's lines and then they could
pull something and then like the main fortified wall would stay up and all the other ones would
open downward like flaps and then like you could send men up there they could shoot with their
primitive uh crossbows or they could shoot with a gun if it was later in time and then as they died
someone else could replace it, Kyle, you're there?
You're muted.
Yeah, like the Empire and Warhammer.
They've got the war wagons.
They do.
Okay, well, that's a, the war wagon, like, class of military tactics is really cool because
it, like, it found its way all over.
Like, it's not like-
How did they protect the horses?
Did you explain that?
The horses would be heavily armored, or if it was, like, more of a static, like, it is a,
quote-unquote tank that kind of, like, becomes a bunker once it reaches where it's
supposed to be. Then they would like have somebody unhook those horses and be like get the
fucking horses out of here because they're going to get shot and killed bring them back and we need
to move this kind of portable bunker. But it's just neat seeing like they had the idea for tanks
thousands of years ago. It's a pretty obvious idea. Yeah. Yeah. What if I didn't get hurt when
they shot me? Yeah, that's true. I guess it's like imagine war but fun. Like the Sun Tzu says you know
you're not winning unless you're having fun that was one of his laws i'm not sure about that one
i'm doing an elden ring run run again but this time i'm doing it with a friend and we've
doubled the boss's health so it's kind of fun and like my friend is good but the boss has double
health. So like if someone dies halfway through the fight, well, that's a whole health bar,
you know, compared to what is normal thing. Like, if half health is only his full health in the
normal game. And my friend's dead. So now I have to do the whole thing, but I have to do the
whole thing at phase two difficulty, which is like an expanded move set and stuff. So, uh,
you really try to stay alive. Most of, most of the time when one of us dies, the other one doesn't
last very long. And we get to try again. But I'm having a blast with this run. He,
has like the way that his PTO works is like it doesn't carry over so he has to take a day off and he's taking off tomorrow and we are going to murder some gods I'm down nice is it even like I mean you said you die and so it must still be hard but with those games like at least all the highlights I've watched of Souls games it's like it seems like you could turn the health up 10x once you have that shit like timed the way I'm sure you do where you know exactly.
the time to roll away. I think what you might see is
great players showing you their best efforts.
Because I watched the best in the world compete and they die
several times every night. And, you know, it's just hard.
Makes sense. Yeah. That series is not for me.
It's just I would be aggravated and I'd be like, why I'm even trying to kill these fucking
gay assholes? But hell divers blew our fucking minds.
We were like, is this for people who,
never played a game now it gets harder we play level five now and it goes to 10 there's 10
levels and uh the damn dragons what are they called that that throw flames dragon roach dragon roach
i hit it four times with an anti tank that must not be it what Kyle what is the the uh
hit him in the head some raid wait he's a thousand feet away flying through the air how do i hit
them in the head. You said
this game was so easy that retarded people
because it was made for retarded people.
I mean, it was until level five came around.
And there's 10 levels.
Some of it's not, those will be not math.
Okay, okay. Here's what it is. There are
no difficulty sliders in the games
that I've been playing for the last year or so.
So you walk in and
the game just seems to hate you.
It's like, all right, all right.
As you learn to play, how about a 16v1?
How's that sound? And you're like,
well maybe less you don't get health potions they're you just fucked you need to do a hit list now
because you're still learned that's bloodbored and uh then this game like the enemies barely
fought like we were blown away at the difficulty slider because we hadn't seen that in a while
but now like we're it can be hard yeah um so as you go up through the levels not only did are there
more enemies, but there are more varieties of enemies.
So, like, if there's an enemy right now that you're like,
oh, yeah, when that red guy shows up, I got to be, he's kind of tough.
Now the red guy will have like spines growing out of him, and he'll have 150% HP or something.
There's a very, I don't know if they put them back in, but there's a variant that boars underground.
So you get no opportunity to shoot them on their approach.
They just emerge on top of you already and start clawing your eyes out.
But the Dragon Roach in particular is hard because he's kind of only vulnerable when he stops and does that animation like this.
And by the time he's done that, he's already done one breathing pass.
And then he's come back and done another right on you.
And it'll instant kill you if you don't have the right gear or if you're not like Johnny on the spot with your dodge.
Headshots in particular?
Because my friend Googled it and they said to shoot the wings.
That doesn't do it.
That's a joke.
oh my god he fell for it he's he had this
it doesn't do anything when you shoot the wings
I'm not mad he is not foolish for having
shooting the wings is incredibly logical
and Taylor you get hit markers when you shoot the wings
and the wings take damage and this fucking thing is
flying around with no flesh left on its wings
and we're like how many shots does it take
it's like it so the internet told us it worked
it seems to work except for it not working
that is not on you
That's how it should operate.
Maybe if you shoot all the skin out of its wings,
it becomes like a terrestrial worm.
That's what the fans have requested.
That's what the players have requested.
Because what it is,
it's an airborne version of the Bile Titan,
which is a giant thing that crawls around
and breeds fire on you or acid-y fire.
But yeah, everybody's complained
that you could just pepper its wings forever,
and nothing seems to happen.
Like you can have two mechs,
just shoot, going,
and nothing happens
but one shot to the head kills it from
the expendable anti-tank
will one shot it to the head
I think the quasar cannon
probably one-shots it to the head
I have a stratagem that has
four anti-tanks in the same
call-in I forget what it's called
I'd have to look it up again
is it a plane that comes in and does a thing
or is it orbital
it's a weapon that you hold in your hands
it's number of it's terrible
that's called Commando.
Yeah.
So the Commando is sort of a jack of all trades, but a master of none,
in that you have the four light rockets.
And it kind of takes like at least two,
maybe more to kill like a charger even if you're hitting them in the head.
But it is nice when there are those like hive guard,
like giant spider things around.
It just go, fuck you and you and him over there and this guy too.
But the expendable anti-tank has a 90-second cool down.
and every time you call it in, you get two.
And when you pick it up, you shoot it, and then you throw it away, and you pick up another one.
So what you do is you continuously call them in, even if you don't need them.
So the math is just scattered with them.
Oh, yeah.
And then teammates can have them.
And if you ever end up in that moment where, like, shit has fallen apart and you're just running,
you'll be like, look over there.
There's it, oh, aha.
And then you, like, run by and grab your missile and, like, dump it on the big guy or whatever.
So that's I know you dig in
Battlefield. It'd be nice if we had you for a few
hours in
I'd do that.
I'd be happy to play hell divers. I bet
Middy would too or just me or whatever you want to do.
I love hell divers.
Harder difficulties are where it gets fun
though because things get crazy and it actually
matters what you do.
Like there are these
missions where you have to raise the super
earth flag and you have to stay
fucking love it.
Patriotic music is playing.
There's bugs coming from everywhere.
There's missions. I'm sorry.
I'm getting excited that you have to get the oil out of these planets that are like light years away.
I don't even know where they are.
And they're like, they're like, all right, we finally spread democracy as the shuttle leaves with all the oil.
Yeah.
And patriotic music is playing and they pump your tires.
And it's just like, we're such the baddies here.
what are the
are the seven stars on their flags
supposed to be like for all the continents
of Earth or because I'm not a big
fan of their flag I just had to look up
the Super Earth flag they could do better
it should be dare I say
more America focused
we're kind of a big part of the world
the biggest part they represent
the seven megacities or sectors
of Super Earth
yeah I think Super Earth is not
the same Earth right didn't we like
break Earth and go to some other planet and make
it the new one. Oh, that'd be new. That'd be
news to me. It looks like our
continental structure on the
little globe. So it's
like, I can see Italy and
Saudi Arabia, so it has to be
yeah,
not a good flag, not a fan.
I'm kind of a new, I think I'm level 18
now, and the early levels
come pretty quickly. So
like 36 is so much more than
18, more than it sounds. Which
war bond did you pick first, or are you just
working on the one that comes with the game.
I'm working on the one that comes with the game.
I have 750 credits
towards, and I think I need a thousand to buy
a war bond.
Yes. Yes. Or $10.
Whenever you go to buy
your first, that's an important decision, and I have
thoughts. There's a
war bond that
is just explosives. That's
the theme of it. And there's like
three meta items in there.
There's a thermite grenade that's really good.
Those chargers, you hit him with one thermite grenade
in the face and it kills them. So now
you have your answer for chargers
and your grenade slots so your other slots
can do other things. There's a crossbow
that shoots explosive bolts
and there's a grenade launcher pistol
which solves your problem for closing
bug holes. So now your grenade slot
can do a different thing. So now your sidearm
closes bug holes fast.
It's like funk.
Funk and it's
also a grenade launcher. I'll tap
into you when I get close.
Before I heard this I was going to buy the
one that comes with fire resistant armor
because the Roach Dragon is such a problem
for me lately. I'm like, oh, that helps me with a problem.
It's not a bad thought, but I think there's a, if you go up in the top
tab somewhere, there's like a, it's the same place where you buy
super credits, but there's a super store and they'll let you buy
pieces of armor and weapons outside and separate from buying a war bond.
So you can jump right in and be like, oh, that's the armor I want.
I don't want to spend $10 on this.
Let me see if I can get it here for like 300 super credits.
So you might want to check there.
My favorite armor, I don't know where to get anymore.
It's a light armor that's padded.
So it's light armor with medium armor protection, which is for me the best of both worlds.
I don't be able to be fast, but I don't want to get hit with, die with one hit.
Makes sense.
I was watching more of this guy.
I had like a thought for a guest who would be fun to have on the show.
and I didn't even bring it up to Chis or anything
so it's not like waiting to hear what he says
and I think we all know who it is
I think we talked about him
Caleb Hammer
you guys know this guy who is
he has that exploding show on YouTube
where it's basically sitting down
with people who have made some of the most baffling
financial and debt decisions
oh I do know him and he'll be like
so what's your monthly income
and he'll be like well I'm on complete disability
from lying to the government
$3,800 a month.
And he's like, okay, and what is your wife do?
And she's like, well, she runs an Etsy store that loses $1,400 a month.
And they're like, all right.
And what are your outstanding debts?
And he's like, I just bought a Tahoe and she just bought three.
It's like, and he's just sitting there exasperated.
Like, do you guys understand what you're doing?
Do you ever plan to buy a house?
And they're like, oh, we have a house.
And were they buy three, get one free?
or like we have a house
and like I always think it would be funny
if like when it pans back to him
when those people are like yeah we own three properties
it like morphed him
into that Steve Correll character
from the big short
or whatever he's like
you tell me the prostitutes have seven houses down there
we're in a bubble
we're in a bubble it's collapse
it's all coming down
I think he would be fun
he's one of those accounts
that like when I see one of his
highlights on Twitter because he posts heavily
there. I always stop and watch
because it's how stressed
out would you be? It's like watching
my 600 pound life
and being like yeah
I guess I am pretty in control
I guess things aren't too bad eating a whole
family size cheese that says I like
I'm haughty at that fat. I can't fathom that
level of financial
it stresses me out recklessness imagining that
like credit cards I just remember
is like even as a child like not even from
my parents, just from social, the meat, not social media, but media, from culture, I was hearing
that, hey, credit cards are bad idea. Like, like, you've either have the money or you don't,
you know, the only way to do it, and then repeat it over and over was, the only way to use
the credit cards, if you pay it off the end of every month, and you use it for, and you have it
for emergencies and for reward systems, but you pay the balance off every month. You don't pay
those people interest. It's a rigged game. And I was, I absorbed that. And I was like, all right,
done I guess I'll never and they would give me these outrageous fucking spending limits
and I bet fuck spends 35,000 dollars at what was it 29% interest I bet 30's the limit isn't it
yeah legally like even even the American government had to like step in anti-usory law there
and be like guys this is crazy and I not necessarily your guy but I think is it Greg Kramer or something
like that. There's some financial guy who
also does, also does nightmare scenarios.
And it's like you said, when
they go through the, it'll
start off with like,
it's the wife calling him. She makes $200,000
a year. The husband makes fucking $3.75 a year.
And they're living paycheck to paycheck. And the house is,
and like, the checkbook's on fire,
metaphorically speaking. Like,
he's like, well, where's all the money
going? Well, there's this and that and there's
his car collection, you know,
he got a new this and it's like what are you people doing what are you people doing how are you
yeah how are you going through this how would you not how would you not be stressed out all day every
day it's like oh man i'm feeling anxious i got to go take a new i got to go take a drive in my
new dodge challenger that i that i that i am paying over 180 week or months like the rest of
my life i'm going to be on the book for this fucking charge yeah i think that i're thinking of is
Dave Ramsey. He's like the boomer who sits there with his arms crossed and there's a bunch of
funny memes of him where he'll be like, uh-huh. Then his caller will, he'll be like, so let me get
this straight. You spent $440,000 on a 8-bit pixel picture of a monkey. That's correct. And then
you sold it for a $395,000 loss. That's correct, Dave. And you're looking for advice. Yes, Dave.
It's like, well, I wouldn't do that again. No, Dave, I would actually like a loan for $375,000.
I want to buy my monkey picture back.
I want that monkey picture back and he's willing to deal.
He's willing to do whatever it takes.
It was the biggest mistake of his life.
So we saw NPCs as a huge mistake from a mile away.
It was a PKK call.
Oh, NFTs.
NFTs.
Yeah.
We saw NFTs as a problem from a mile away.
We didn't see Bitcoin and some of the cryptocurrencies.
as a good idea from a mile away.
So we're 50-50.
I wonder if we'll ever be right, right.
I don't think, I mean, like, at the end of the day,
it seems to understand it.
And with the NFTs, I still don't understand it.
It seemed like with the NFTs.
I think I do.
I just don't know.
I'm medium understand it.
It seems like a tulip that you're hoping someone will buy later still.
To this day to me, it kind of seem like a,
I never hear anyone go, hey, the ease of purchase of items and goods and services day to day
is being expedited so that.
but now I can use Bitcoin for my, my bills and my, this and not once have I heard that.
And you could, you could chalk that up to like, yeah, it's appreciating at a,
at a, that's what I was going to say, it's like, it's appreciating at a rate more far more rapid than, you know, our currency, which is not, not doing too hot, but it's still, like, it doesn't seem like it's set up to ever be a transactionary currency.
It's just a whole item.
Like, Bitcoin never seemed goofy.
It seemed difficult to understand and sort, and sort of scary.
it like there was clearly value there but but i didn't understand it and and it didn't seem like super safe
the nfti thing it seemed goofy it seemed silly billy it seemed lame and it felt like they were
praying on the people who were too proud to admit they didn't understand bitcoin and so this
time around they were going to be a step ahead they were going to be the smart guy like i understand
nfts i can see the future this is i'm a visionary like nah dude it is it is it is
literally a cartoon monkey and and what do you mean I can't copy paste I've got it I mean
it took me a little while there but but now I have your monkey I just stole it
what are you going to do about it like this isn't like the whole thing just
seemed goofy and there was no no way to apply it to anything else that it's just like
Bitcoin right they're both nonproductive assets right like it here if I have a
bunch of money and I decide to buy farmland or shares of Pepsi or whatever
then every year, presumably that farmland kicks off some profits and makes a thing and gives me
returns on that investment the entire time. And at the end of that, I can sell it to someone else
who's interested in having the profits generated from that productive asset. If I buy Bitcoin,
that I'm just holding it, hoping that someone comes along and thinks that this string of numbers
and letters is even better than I thought it was when I bought it. And I can sell it at a
profit the whole time it doesn't do anything for you it doesn't kick off there's no interest there's
no profits there's no nothing it's an unproductive asset just like tulips or rocks diamonds gold
kiles muted um although like it doesn't do anything for you you're just hoping to find someone who
thinks it's worth more than you did yeah and i i am continually wrong about this i mean like i get
it i get it i just don't see holding bitcoin and having i think the body
will fall out and I've been wrong so far
we'll see. Too many governments have jumped
in at this point. Like too many governments
have jumped in and too many powerful people
have jumped in at this point.
That's a fair retort. Whenever Trump started
just like gold.
Gold's price is going
up really high right now. Right, but historically
gold does not do better than investments
do. It
like you buy the S&P
500 and you will kick the fuck out
of gold.
Okay. Well, doesn't gold
tend to climb rapidly in times of like economic uncertainty so it's not like a stagnant rise the
way not stagnant rise but like it's not as predictable a rise as like the smp because i mean at this
point what is the smp if not like eight companies fucking killing it and everybody else yeah the
mp might turn out to be a bad example at some point because like you said so much of the recent
growth is from i want to say it's seven companies but i might you probably right yeah and uh so i hear you
Gold, like you said, is considered a safe haven.
People put their money there.
When the rest of the world crashes, you're in a safe place.
We'll see.
I don't like unproductive assets.
I have a bias against them.
I'm a productive asset bigot.
I mean, I'm glad you're saying this because you have so much more financial expertise
because I'm like, yeah, what do you say makes total sense?
And then you're like, but it's always wrong.
And I'm like, that's true too.
I've been like, why?
In like 2015 or 2016, whenever it was, I was like Bitcoin.
$5,000 to buy like
what I at the time was like
what like a Mario star
I'm buying Mario stars on the internet
that are eventually that I'm going to eventually sell
to some tarred
like that's what it feels like
I don't know because
you can use an example of like
everybody who's into Bitcoin
makes no they're constantly
like invest in Bitcoin buy Bitcoin
this that and it's like well that is what you'd want
someone to do if you were already
a holder of it but
that doesn't that's kind of defeated by like the stock market and insider trading like that's what they do too you get people out there being like oh you really got to buy this stock you got to do this and then it comes out you know a couple years later oh it turns out that senator who was saying all that stuff was a major holder and xyz incorporated and it's it's like oh fuck is our whole financial system just a fiat game just pretend totally not at all tied to real world assets anymore just tied to speculatory value it's too much
of it is. Like America typically
I think
one of America's competitive advantages
is honesty, right? Like
it used to be
you reported every quarter. Trump wants to change
that, but you report every quarter
and the SEC would kick your ass
if you lied about it. In other countries
lying a little more tolerated.
Like you get away with that shit in China.
They just want good news until
the bottom falls out. And
I forget I had two points.
Now I have just left with one.
but it's like honesty is an advantage yeah the fact that it's not so full of shit oh and the fact that our markets were open right our open markets caused us to compete on a level playing field and what did regan say like you're basically subsidizing inefficient companies when you have protectionist governments you know above that Reagan's gay we all know that well okay but you know you can imagine like
Shucks, if you and I both sell scissors, but they tack 20% onto the attacks onto your scissors,
well, fuck, I can have lazy employees, I can pay more for my materials, I can,
I can still survive and do well because you're being unfairly punished.
But eventually, when the iron curtain drops and you see how ridiculous my business practices
are, meanwhile, you're forced to be lean and mean and make a better product or a cheaper product
or whatever just to overcome the tariffs we put on you.
then if we could become lean and me it's just a markets for me do not supersede the well-being of the citizen like of the people and so like if it makes more money for an American company to outsource they should be like it shouldn't matter like it's not about them making money as much as it is like having a base of productivity here that that people can rely on because what happens when you don't have that is a tremendous amount of civil unrest and it's but
But that doesn't ever lead to violence.
We haven't seen that thousands of times throughout the street.
You didn't get your food stamps this week, okay?
Trust in Trump.
He's going to take care of us.
Trust.
Dude, somebody in the battlefield.
Oh, dude, I'm eating my hat on my fucking Argentina take.
Did you see this?
Yeah, I was like, I was haughty and being like, oh, this fucking retard Trump just gave $20 and then $40 billion to Argentina.
when they were like collapsing and I was like a million percent would have bet everything just cocksure I'm like this is just
horseshit nonsense not worth it now it's seeming like because he invested in currency swaps and the other half was in buying their debt
and ever since that Malay guy I guess in Argentina maybe he's really popular I guess so he just won like now their
currencies up like 15 percent and so now it's looking like Trump bought the bottom of
a potentially catastrophic thing
and kind of bent him over the barrel.
And so I've been talking to a friend of mine
who I had an argument about this with a few weeks ago.
You all talking on Facebook?
I was talking on text.
And he was like,
he was saying it wasn't a bad move.
And I said,
this doesn't make any sense.
I don't care about this.
I care about America.
And he was like, just wait and see.
And then he's been texting me like,
hey, take a look at the currency.
We just bought some 15%.
What do you think about that?
And I'm like, yeah, well, you're still gay.
You tell everybody on 30, hopefully yet?
I don't measure it in two-week periods, though.
Let's see where this goes.
What about the beef?
What about the soybeans?
Where's the beef?
Where's the beef?
Yeah.
I mean, of course it went up in the short term after Trump dumped 20 billion into their country.
Like, let's see how they managed their country.
It went up after the election.
Ooh, injection election, rhyme.
Like we said, I think it's too early to see how this.
This isn't even half time.
At this point, I'm eating my hat on it, and I was wrong.
You weren't wrong.
I could still be wrong.
I could still be right, though, actually.
What about the soybeans and the fucking beef?
I saw a video of China the other day.
Like, we don't need your America beef.
We have Australian beef.
It's better and cheaper.
Thank you, America, for new cheap, delicious beef.
And it's literally a girl with, like, with, like, Australian-stamped beef at the grocery store.
Dude, we are, we totally control China just by the fact.
that we are their largest export
partner. Like we're the ones you get to set
the terms. We're the bell of the ball, bro.
How much?
Oh, who do they go? I'm sorry. Where did
they go to for their net exports, if not the United States?
What's the name of that other super powerful country
that has like, what, 30% of the global consumer market?
What's the name of that country? It seems like they're diversifying.
Oh, they can't. I don't see. That helps us.
There's a reason that they're not. What are they not buying
soybeans from us? Yeah, they completely gave up
on that. They upgraded
Brazil's, I think, infrastructure.
structure like one of the they were pretty good at growing it but they weren't very good at shipping it
it and putting on trains and they didn't have the ports and stuff and china invested in them
to make them a better trading partner and then ditched us invested in brazil i think i might be
i might be fucking it up might be like venezuela or something i don't know you could be right
yeah but it's south america i was going to say like isn't brazil always so unstable with stuff
but i mean if it could have been venezuela too they're kind of notoriously because we just want
regime change in Venezuela that seems to be the main driving force who has the largest oil
reserve Venezuela don't believe who look every time you we look into this that we find and and
constantly on Reddit I see news reports the new largest oil reserve in the world found and it
bounces back between Antarctica the North Pole it's not a country um I didn't say it was the locations the
North Pole, Alaska,
Saudi Arabia,
or
some offshore place.
It's like, I think there's so much oil.
That's why I always,
it's, they lied to us.
This fucking environmentalist,
fucking hippie bitches lied to us.
They're like, we're going to be out of oil in 50 years.
100 tops.
Oil made sense, but then we keep discovering.
Like, I heard it.
They're like, hey, we keep discovering oil
and then there's discoveries.
This is the most oil we'll ever have,
And it's going to be a declining, like the supply of it is going to shrink and shrink and shrink over time.
The price will go up and up and up.
And it really made a lot of logical sense between my years.
And then whatever, 10 years later, I'm like, oh, it hasn't started yet, has it?
And we keep finding more.
And new techniques to find it and new techniques to acquire it.
Apparently Canada has a solid thing.
I think it said Saudi Arabia had the second largest oil supply in the world.
And then Canada has the third.
But they don't drill it.
like Saudi Arabia does.
And he was talking about all the benefits Saudi Arabia has that Canada does
and making this argument that they should be an oil exporting country.
And it made sense to me by the time I finished watching the video,
but I don't know any real facts.
I mean, it looks like the oil and gas journal and the environmental impact assessment,
which who's to say, but they say it's Venezuela at number one,
then Saudi Arabia, then Iran, then Canada, then Iraq.
and we are down there at 9
kind of embarrassing to be below Kuwait.
The challenge with America is our oil is like
it's always in shale like other people dig a hole
and it comes shooting out of the ground on its own
covering all the other actors in the commercial
and then America it's like
yeah you have to knock over the side of this mountain
and squeeze it and process it
if oil drops below this like high price
we can't make a profit on it
and they're like oh it's not the same
So we got to keep that price high.
We've got to tell people we're running out.
Yeah, one way or another.
We've got to go, oh, whoa.
Libya, Iraq, Iran?
Libya, Iraq, Iran, Venezuela?
What?
Those are four of the countries that didn't have a sense of the bank until recently.
We're not running out of oil.
We've got so goddamn much oil.
There are hundreds of years worth of oil.
I don't care about the environment.
I don't care anymore.
I don't care.
All right, all right, I care a little bit.
You should care.
But what I don't care about is the climate change nonsense.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe that humans are impacting it severely enough to fucking worry about.
Now, if you want to tell me the sea is getting dirty, the air is getting dirty, the river's poison.
Oh, no, stop all that.
But I'm not going to try to hit your fucking temperature numbers by sacrificing my fucking straw or by, like, eating vegan.
Kyle, we have to.
We have to.
We can't be drinking out of plastic straws.
need to have a weird composite of
industrial glue and
cardboard that we drink out of
to save the world.
I don't have a better answer than
straws. And I do recognize that everything
I've used that isn't a plastic straw
sucks. Dog shit.
Metal straws are good, but then
they're a pain to clean. They suck in a
different way. It imparts a little bit of
there's a little metallicness to it. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. So I'll give you that. It's a low quality straw you have.
Not surprised.
I mean, I bought it on Amazon.
How could it be low quality?
What I do is I buy...
My stainless still.
I buy bold plastic straws.
Single-use plastic straws do seem like polluty, wastey nightmare.
They all end up somewhere.
Like single-use plastics in general, it look like something.
Maybe if we could find something better, we should switch.
You don't want to have thought about doing.
We're just like small potatoes country doing that.
Like other countries are fucking ruthless with the environment stuff.
I go through a ton of aluminum cans, and I was thinking about it the other day, because
I was thinking about getting one of those can crushers and crushing my cans into cubes.
But then I was like, what do I do with the cubes?
They're just going to recycle them.
And I thought about melting them down and making blocks of aluminum.
And I started doing the math.
I drink about a pound of aluminum month.
I mean, I don't drink the aluminum, but I throw away a pound of aluminum cans.
How many cans to make?
I don't have that formula in my head anymore, but I looked it up.
I looked at about how many grams per can, and then I roughly, I drink like eight cans a day.
So, you know, you do the math.
It's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot.
And there's no issues so far.
But I'm thinking about doing it.
The whole thing is like $250.
You need like this little...
I looked into this, I think you're wasting out on 50 cents a month.
Yeah, it's...
That's $6 a year.
It'll only take 175 years to pay for itself.
Okay?
I did.
Google it. That's what it says. It actually said 50 to 70 cents a month.
Based on what, though?
I asked how much a pound of aluminum from cans was worth.
Oh, how many cans does it take to make a pound? That's the question we need.
Because I don't remember my math.
Or, you know what you could do with the aluminum is you can make it molten?
32 to 35.
Have you ever seen the people that fill the underground aunt column?
colonies with the aluminum you could do something like that that would be sick
I think I've seen it with lead but not aluminum I'm sure
aluminum works too yeah like lead would I think that was I think it is
aluminum that you that we've seen is it I would think so I would just
think that like lead would just be heavy as fuck that would be so
difficult to pull that out of the ground and it's so soft that it that it
would you would think it would deform maybe it is let oh
metal that's not helping molten metal
Wait, did he say, oh, you mean you don't just cram
solid pieces down? It says
it was aluminum. I'm sorry. I hate
it when people correct me and they're the ones
that are wrong and that's what I did.
Okay, so it takes 30 cans to make a pound.
I drink about
legit,
like at least five a day.
That's definitely the, so 150.
So that's five pounds a month.
And how much is,
how much is aluminum
per pound?
probably not
rate
dollar I think that can aluminum might be worth less yeah
all right well don't don't be nitpicking
Woody all right my bad my bad I'm sorry let's assume this is
pure great aluminum so it's only worth less as cans
but I'm going to smelt it down into pure bars of aluminum
yes and then you're going to take that right to the
aluminum store where are you going to where you're going to go fucking where do they
buy aluminum rent a center this you've never
Oh, so this is like, there was a brief period in my life when I had my driver's license
during the time when I first got my driver's license and before I had any way of acquiring
any real amount of money where I was like, just anybody who would let me clean the scrap
from their farm or their yard or their like field, I would take my dad's truck and trailer
and I would go get your old plow, your junkie car, and I would scrap it.
And I was making, like, enough money as a 17-year-old to, like, be doing just fine.
Like, I had, like, I had $700 in my pocket, Taylor.
But that's, but you're, you were scrapping, like, steel, like, high-quality shit.
So, so, but at the same place, you can do that other stuff.
Like, that's where people who steal, like, cables and wires, that's where they take them.
They take them to, like, the scrapyard where you would, you know, they crush the cars down and shit like that.
Is there any responsibility on those scrapyards?
Like if some wild-eyed guy shows up
with two different sized pupils and a truck
full of tubing
There's still drywall dust on it.
Yeah, there's a little on us on them
to not take
clearly stolen stuff.
Like what I was told one time is they're not
allowed to take specifically railway
steel.
So what I had done is
went to the railroad tracks and
I was like, there's free steel
everywhere here. Now these were
abandoned railroad tracks, mind you.
I didn't go to the fucking local, like, train station and start pulling out.
We got to get out of here.
There's a 4.30.
Come on.
They're coming.
We got to get out of here.
It's going to be a mess.
You kill 180 people for $7.
What were you taking?
Were they the spikes?
Oh, no.
No.
Whole, like, there were, um, there were these big chunks.
And I think what they do is they like, I'm sorry, my alarm's going on.
I think what they do is they like hold like junctions together or something and then the spikes like go through them or something.
Maybe they went around the ties.
Anyway, huge chunks of railway steel.
It wasn't the long beams and it wasn't the spikes, but it was like some like joining like junctional type thing.
But we had a bunch of it because like there it was.
And we were we already had the truck and trailer there.
And I'm just like, load it up, boys.
like we were already
I think we were buying cross ties
like railroad ties for
some landscaping shit
but I was like steal all that steel while we're here
and so I did
and when I got it there the guy was like
we're not supposed to take that stuff
and I'm like
not that much of it
and he's like yeah there's not is there
and that was it
I was like no more of that though
And that was it. He took it.
Don't come back here with a rail.
You got your 11 bucks.
No, like we were, I don't, I think, it felt like a, if I remember correctly, a car was like, I don't know, almost $200, something like that.
And like, we'd find a couple cars a week.
A whole car?
Yeah, like a destroyed car that rednecks have the woods full of.
Even with the engine in there, $200.
I remember correctly.
It's been a long time ago.
It seemed like it was like $10 a $10 for 100 pounds.
Maybe it was a dollar a pounders.
It's been so long ago, I don't remember the map.
But it was a couple hundred dollars.
Definitely not a dollar a pound for a car if you're making $200.
No, maybe it was a dollar for a hundred pounds, something like that.
It was maybe I think what had happened was the price had actually gone up.
There was something about Chinese steel and maybe the price was normally 10, but now it was like 16 and we were like, getting's good.
and like me and Scott had a little junk business there for a while where like after a while
we were taking things and dad was like hey, where's my hay baler at?
I'm like, ah, you never going to bail any hay anyway.
Like that thing was broke and he's like, you didn't scrap my bailer, did you?
I'm like, it was heavy, daddy.
I'll give you $70.
he said something like that
yeah yeah he didn't want it anymore
he wasn't going to do anything with it
yeah I scrapped everything
and he also ended up with his whole farm
like cleaned of any scrap metal
and everyone within a 25 mile radius
did too
yeah I've never done any scrapping
scrapping
it didn't even work in fantasy
it didn't even work when
Kramer and Newman tried it
so I doubt it works
I think that's based on a true story
I mean
what the most boring story ever told
I don't remember the specifics but I think they got like in trouble
I think it's illegal to do that
to transport that many bottles well I think it's Michigan
that has the like extra good exchange rate like it's like 20 cents
instead of five or something 10 instead of five yeah okay
and says it on sodas I see and so like I think
I don't remember the specifics but I think there was a real story and they got
in some sort of trouble or they stopped them
or took their cans away or something
I don't know
I won't be scrapping my cans
if I do anything with them at any point
it'll be saving them and then pouring them
into a termite mound or an ant hill
something like that I'll smel
oh you're going to need a smelting set out
I'm going to lose my ass on the shipping
sending you
I'm delivering
you gave me all your trash
like I just want the kids
just tick through it there's a
There's at least eight or ten of them in there.
They're all sticky.
There's bees.
I'm sending full cans in the mail.
In that Seinfeld episode, they were like cracking can.
They were like drinking them.
They're like, come on, drink another one, drink another one.
Like, this is not how economics works.
Like, we're not.
Unless they got all those sodas for free.
There was no way.
Those are the most degenerate people in the world, by the way.
The people who steal copy.
wiring and aluminum and stuff like that out of like people's yeah like like like they will ruin
someone's business to get $37 worth of copper so they can go get high oh yeah I know they were doing
it at poultry farms because poultry farms chicken chicken houses are like 500 feet long like I've said
before and you can imagine there's some wires in there that run from one end to the other and so
if you're quick about it you can grab one in and start ripping it down and have 500 feet of
cable really quick but the cost to the farmer is exponentially greater like getting it replaced
is going to be it's going to be thousands and thousands of dollars that you just did and so like
i i heard farmers being like i catch him down and we'll kill them we'll kill them there won't be no
warnings won't be no warning shots you know they're trying to ruin their business for their
hot and then like there's no like it's literally you're right it's just like heroin addicts and
junkies like no no oceans 11 style team has ever constructed to do that extra bad because
their return is so bad like if you steal a hundred dollars cash from me at least you got a hundred
dollars if you steal seven thousand dollars from me and you get 37 it's like you are willing
to do so much pain for one high you would have killed me for an extra 10 if I were there you would
have murdered me and, like, taken some, you know, what you thought was an earring and ended up
being nothing.
I hate those people.
I hate those people.
Yeah, they suck, dude.
They're, you can't abide.
We heard tons of stories of people's, like, farming stuff, getting ruined generators and stuff.
I think, I think maybe in a generator, there's some sort of magneto or some sort of, like,
big chunk of copper in there.
Again, probably worth $35,000, but it's a $25,000 generator or something like that.
like so many stories like that of them again just doing a huge amount of damage for just a small
little return and what the scrapyards should be prosecuted like we said earlier for doing
business with those people not not not good little kids like me though I'm wondering should
our frustration be aimed up equally like if someone has 40 billion or a hundred billion
dollars like
they've taken more than they've given
I don't know it's something about that seems like too much as well
but they don't rip the copper out of your walls at least
they're gonna kill you they're playing a game that
that's a little bit rigged and they're playing it to the best of their
they will have you slave away for 40 60 hours a week
on salary while they get what you earn in a year
in their first 10 minutes yeah oh I'm not this isn't a defense
of billionaires. Like they're also the same class
of people fucking over
middle and working class Americans to hire
slaves and agitate to have a bunch
of indentured servants imported. So like they're not
innocent. Like they've always behaved
that way. Since the beginning of time. But viscerally
it's much more easy to be like this
person who would
offer a direct threat
to my safety and my loved one's safety
in order to secure a high, which makes
them a less rational actor.
You know, even though the billionaire has more influence,
they're not likely to do that. Like if
If a billionaire kills you, it's going to be transitively by, like, agitating to have a bunch of Haitians brought here to be slaves and then a Haitian kills you.
It's not going to be him.
They'll convince you climate change is fake and make you behave that way.
It's not real.
It's not real.
And that the government can solve it.
And all you need, Kyle, is to consume less and the government will solve.
If it were real, you're telling me we have the power to change it and make it go back the other way.
Then go terraform bars.
Do that first.
Kyle, I mean, I think they deserve one more chance.
There's no hole in that are you?
fool me a hundred and seventy one times shame on me dude i was reading climate change articles from like
because you can like go to google and like put in the end date of it and you could like look up
1971 because i was like what were they saying 20 years before and it was like kind of the burgeoning
beginning of that and they were like peak oil is 1977 and it's like wow these people
they that wasn't a mistake they knew they were lying when i was a kid the climate change that
they scared us over was another ice age. It wasn't global warming. It was ice age.
It was water world.
And I switched it.
Their predictions would be right sometimes. Like, it would have some that were bangers.
You wouldn't have every head of it. And now it's failed so badly as far as catalyzing people
who have been told, and it's always middle and working class people who are told you can't
use as much power. We can, but you can't. And that's failed to catalyze so much that now even
like their biggest
boosters like what's her name
Greta Thunberg are like yeah we're not doing
that shit anymore now we're doing Israel
like now we've moved on
I go both ways on her side with this one
sure we consume a lot less of electricity
than a business does but we're not creating
AI or smelting sand into glass
around the house either of course
we're consuming less electricity it's just
a wooden shell designed to keep warm and cool
we're not producing
things here that takes a lot of
energy. Sure. We should all have nuclear
reactors in every fucking town. That's what
we should have. The military's, I
don't know if they already created it or if they're working on
a new version of it. They're making those
like mini nuclear reactors
that they can move around. There's
no money in boondoggle spending
from the government to create actual energy.
What they need is to convince
retards that windmills in Kansas
are like the solution. It's like
not using the magic rocks
that we just go to create energy.
I bet St. Louis could be powered by, like, a few pounds of uranium or something.
Like, that fucking, those, so aircraft carriers don't have, don't just have one nuclear reactor.
They have two.
I learned that the other day.
They have two fucking nuclear reactors.
That's hardcore.
I always heard that they had, like, a golf ball worth of fuel.
Like a golf ball worth of fuel lasted for, like, three years or something like that.
In aircraft carrier, that blew me away that it's supporting a city of five.
thousand continuously because that so many people are on board that motherfucker
yeah like all are and and the other golf ball is moving that city yeah yeah exactly um and it's
like why don't we just have a golf ball of power in every single city heating water up and
it's so obvious like has there ever been a more obvious thing of like what the energy type of the
future is when you picture um like humanity assuming no cataclysmic you know go geple teppy or
whatever like collapse back to nothing like how do we imagine us powering ourselves to the stars it's
like nuclear it's like something high tech it's something that's dense and easy to to just shove in
a basement somewhere on your ship it's not having a bunch of windmills it's not like i saw elan musk
post some retarded shit where he's like did you know that if we use this small area in kansas
full of solar panels we could power the entire country and it's like that's thousands of
square miles like yeah but what happened but at least kansas isn't known for the type of natural
disaster that could destroy america's power structure okay well how about new mexico and then
we're fine like like the same thing but i'm i promise you i've been in new mexico i've been on that
blm land dude solar isn't efficient enough to compete with nuclear it's not even close to
efficient enough look i don't california spent two billion dollars on a big solar farm and it
didn't pay for itself and it wasn't creating enough energy so they shut it down nuclear is
the fucking key dude that's the future
I get that you're full of confidence
but I'm not sure it makes you right
right there's some problems with nuclear
it's definitely the most expensive
kind of energy we have
because of regulation you could say all right well that's because
of regulations okay that's a
great idea let's have unregulated
nuclear power plants just let
these capitalists go fucking wild
with whatever they want to do
all that safety bullshit
all those highly qualified
welders that put it together
Fuck that. We'll grab some Mexican illegal immigrants. They'll weld it up as best they can with their fucking snot welds and we'll have cheap nuclear energy. That's the plan. It's really good. And their oversight that's really. Also, there's more. If you want a power plant and you make it nuclear, you're like 25 years before you get your first kilowatt from that thing. If you want a power plant and it's solar or it's wind, you're like six to 12 months away from that hang off. Because they're faster and easier to put.
subsidies. The answer, the actual answer is not. Nuclear is not slow to like develop and instill and get going because of subsidies. Nuclear is slow because it's complicated. That's not how I intended to phrase it. The reason that solar and wind are perceived to be cheaper is because there are enormous subsidies that come along from the federal government when setting up solar and wind farms. There are not enormous subsidies that depress the cost when it.
comes to nuclear power plants because again this is a boondoggle they do not want cheap power for
everyone these people in these positions they want to spend 10 billion dollars on windmills that will
be torn down and then require replacement in another eight years like they want that and so if you go
I'm going to start a I'm going to start a solar or I'm sorry if I'm going to start a nuclear power
plant there are no government agencies writing checks for me to do that there are no subsidies to
cover the cost of getting opened if I say the same thing about
solar. There's a new technology. Yeah, we do have to go. We're out of time. I need to eat.
But yeah, it's not this like cheap, simple thing that we wanted to be.
I'm right. I'm right. I'm right. Taylor's right. I don't know. You're out voting.
Taylor's wrong. That was wrong. I was so voted. 584.
