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P.K.N. 586. Just hopped in the call, Kyle and Taylor, talking about college football.
Kyle must be reeling from the fact that NC State kicked Georgia's ass this weekend.
And lacrosse or something? What are we playing?
Marbles?
Football?
What kind of football? It's like soccer, like European football or something?
Regular, regular football with the oddly shaped hand-egg thing?
Is it like Georgia school for the...
of a highlight? It was Georgia Tech, but this is my story. Oh, y'all beat Georgia Tech? Yeah.
In like, collegiate football. Yeah. Congratulations. It was an upset. They're like eight or something like this year. Yeah, like the seventh last I saw. That's sweet. It was a big win. It was a big win for us. It wasn't Georgia, which would have been a really big win. I mean, Georgia's only ranked fifth. Like, like, I've been saying all year after I saw George, I watched a Georgia Tech game like early in the year. They're second or third game and they fuck somebody up that I didn't think they would. And, and I was like, oh, no.
oh no this would be such a humiliating loss like it'd be nice to win a national title but let's just not lose to Georgia Tech and everything will be right because like you know every team's got rivalries for us I think it's it goes in this order like Florida is the number one enemy bar none then Alabama and then Tech and then Tennessee I think some people would move Tech in Tennessee back and forth but but that's what it is for me like that's how you finish the season this year against Georgia Tech right yes
That's her last game.
I think next we play, like I said, the Charlotte Generals.
You have to get through the Charlotte 49ers.
Who are one in eight, which means they're due.
I bet we pay them a mill and a half, two mil to come take that weapon.
It's dangerous for them.
Dude, unless there's a terror attack, they're going to win that game.
They should just not play.
And we got to play Texas, of course.
Number 10, Texas.
That's the big one.
That's the big one.
I would like to beat Texas.
this. We've done pretty well against them since they joined the SEC. I'd like that to continue.
I'd like this. As much as I love the Mannings, like Peyton Manning was my favorite player growing up.
And to a lesser extent, his brother, I watched him play when he was in New York.
So like, I guess it'd be cool if they get that dynasty going with Arch Manning and he becomes the thing.
But I just want to ruin his career. I want us to destroy him. I want us to cripple him and that they bring us news coverage.
Like, George Bulldogs cripple Arch Manning this afternoon. Like, just get our name in there with the man.
ruined. Yes, yes, absolutely. I want him to be like his uncle selling insurance.
Oh man, you're ruthless. Or his dad or whoever it is and then that family bunch.
Yeah, yeah, good. That's a huge win for your team, though. I didn't see that. I hadn't been following
the news. I'm playing Arc Raiders. It's the new hotness. That game is so fun. Oh, you switch from
Battlefield 6? Oh, yeah. So Battlefield 6, what I would say about that. Battlefield 6 is doing everything
right but nothing new like like okay they're not making the missteps of older games it's it's not
like silly like cod it's a standard battlefield game that does everything right and that can be said
about their battle royale too which is fun it's good but it's not burning any bridges uh or like
building any bridges nothing nothing's new it's the same old same old arc raiders is the shit
it is so fun it's an extraction shooter um very much like tarcove except well made like it runs at max
frames at max quality on an average PC.
It's solos, duos, or trios, and you're basically, the humans live underground now.
The robots have taken over the top side, and you pop up top side, you do these raids
where you're looking for, the same as Tarkov, junk, any wires and fucking duct tape.
Toothpaste, garbage, right.
Thousands of items.
But unlike Tarkov, there's a little thing underneath it.
This can be recycled into scrap.
This is worth $3,000.
And you're like, good.
You don't have to memorize 747 different items.
I mean,
I have a cheat sheet.
What's your current market cost is?
The whole cheat sheet is like this big, you know, like keep this, sell that.
The gunplay is interesting.
It's not, there's not a lot of ADS.
There's a lot of, it's third person.
That's what I should have started with.
That's my biggest fear that could like go against this.
But so far, the community is the best gaming community I've ever like experienced.
When you play solos, 80, 90% of people are just chill.
they're questing too and they're like hey how's it going you need anything where you head it you got you can have
be prickly pairs and like 10 15% of the time they'll backstab you or they'll just shoot on site like that that's
definitely a part of it but in duos and trios it's it's more pvp focused and everybody's just killing
each other and i would say it's more like oh do you choose like what kind you doo rage so the
yes that's what's going to say like if you solo you're in with solos if you duo you're only in with duos
and trios only with trios,
which is a wonderful experience.
I promise you,
it's way better not to run into
three guys as a solo.
Like, they'll bully you.
I liked it.
I liked it.
So at my peak,
I was above average at Tarkoff.
And you run into a duo,
well, shucks,
I've got the jump on them.
So instantly, it's 1 v1.
You run into a trio,
I got the jump on them.
Now it's 2V2.
They're in a little chaos.
If people never played Escape from a car off,
you can't tell who your friend is.
They look different every time.
It's not like, you know,
oh, I know Kyle's favorite backpack and pants.
He's going to look.
No, every time Kyle plays, he'll look different.
So I'm a little fucked up.
I can't tell if that's Kyle.
I don't know if it's safe to shoot or not.
I, on the other hand, in a solo,
it is always safe to shoot.
And you don't know whose footsteps you're hearing.
Are they yours?
Are they your teammates?
Are they mine?
I, on the other hand,
know every footstep is a problem.
and I have a simpler problem
than you do when you do it.
I can turn that into singles
and if it's singles,
not now. I played it recently. I wasn't good.
But at my peak, I was above average
and I could win
a 1V3
almost half the time.
You guys have breached
1 in 10.
You guys breezed past something to do with Tarkoff,
which every time you guys mention that game, to me
it seems less fun and more frustrating where you're like,
oh, you know, what's awesome about this game?
It's this brand new feature that hasn't been in all sorts of RPGs for almost three decades where they show you the value of an item as you're looking at it on the game screen.
And it's like the very thought that you would have to like in a game pick up a bunch of horse shit and then go to an in game trader where he's like, oh, well, this isn't a very good set of cords.
You must have got these in the shitty cord area of the mall.
That sounds so, this game sounds less fun every time you get to describe it.
We'll see, we'll see, it's that.
No, you don't understand.
A big part of it is organizing your backpack quickly.
It is.
It is.
I mean, I think, but look at this.
Sometimes you have to wait 20, 30, 40 real-time minutes waiting for an extraction.
Well, that's not true.
And you can just get shot in the back when you show up there.
Well, it's like a minute to extract or something like that.
Sounds awful.
No, like extraction shooters are meant to be like high highs and low loves, right?
Like, you're going in with everything and you can lose everything,
but um it covers all the standard extraction shooter um bases you know you've got different
they're not called backpacks but they're backpacks and you've got different you've got a safe
pocket where you can keep like your most valuable items and stuff and healing items i love it it's
i think it's 400,000 concurrent players or something on steam um and it's cross play
it's important thing to to ask yourself is this going to hold you out hold you over for an entire
year plus until GTA 6, until we get the next GTA 6 delayed announcement?
I'm not even that, like, excited about GTA.
Like, I won't play multiplayer GTA.
I'll play through the storyline and I'll fuck around and single player for, like, 30 or 40
hours, and that'll be it.
This, I don't know if this is going to be a flavor of the month game or a generational
game.
Like, if you listen to guys like Shroud, he's like, this is the game of the year.
This is the best game I've played in many years.
This is a generational game.
um i've only got maybe i'm level 25 like i've played several hours like several nights of like
lots and lots of raids i love it but i haven't gotten near the end game stuff yet um the end
game stuff the pve it's pbp or pbpve however you want to call it but the uh the pve is difficult
like those robots are really hard to deal with and some of them are gigantic and they require like
team play to even take down like three really good players might take 15 minutes to take the queen
down and they can only do it if they brought their grenade launchers and all sorts of special
items but she drops enormous amounts of loot but you're doing this in the middle of an open
server so it's kind of like shooting a helicopter down in rust the whole server comes to party
so it's are you off hell divers now yeah i haven't played hell divers and since battlefield
came out i'm back in i'm in hell divers i played it today um i've gotten a little bit better
again i maintain this game is mechanically easy as fuck like you just spray in the general area
Like, that's not true.
You need to hit the enemies in the right spot.
They have weak spots, but it's just easy.
What's hard is knowing what to do and how to be smart
and which loadouts would benefit me the most.
Last time I talked about it, I was playing on level four out of ten.
Now I'm at seven, a little higher.
And we like the robots, the ones that shoot back.
We play those at seven.
But I'm still like, like I see some teammate with a pistol that,
like one-shots, tanks and stuff.
And I'm like, which, which weapon is that?
Why do I do that in 97 shots?
And he does it in two, like, literally.
Yeah, he's got the, the revolver.
I always bring a bubble shield.
Wait, what's it called? I'm going to write this shit down.
You know?
I'd have to go through the war bond and find, find it.
You know, it's in one of the war bonds.
I'm like, uh, T4.
I'm new to the game.
What, what weapon is that in your hand right now?
Silence.
My God.
Great gun and no mic.
You can type to them.
There's also text.
I think there is.
But anyway,
that revolver does,
you have to shoot them right
in that little red glowing eye,
but it will take down
like the hulks.
I think they're called.
I don't play a lot of bots.
The bubble shield to me is meta.
Like you just have to wear a bubble shield.
Yeah.
Like you've always got an energy shield around you.
And when it gets cracked,
it goes down for a second.
Then it recharges.
And it's like having double health almost.
Like it deals while that chip damage
you're constantly getting.
Like you don't get that anymore.
And then,
you know the main thing is the penetration like you need at least medium penetration and then a rocket
launcher i think um i just but i mostly play bugs gun i haven't tried how good it is um it's called
i it's in the demolition pack on the second page if that helps at all is it a fully automatic
flammy shotgun i haven't i think it's a rifle but i haven't i just bought it i haven't even
equipped it yet. I've been using, I think the Liberator does heavy penetration, fully automatic
shock, fully out of rifle. Anyway, I use the rover a lot. The laser one, if people don't know,
this thing you have wearing your backpack and you have a drone that shoots things on your
behalf. And it doesn't kill very quickly, but it does kill a little. And what's huge for me is it
notifies me when something bad is nearby. And it's like, what is my drone? Oh, over here. And then I
finish the job and I find that to be really
helpful. Are you talking about
this war bond right here?
Yeah, the drones are really good having the
backpack drone. There's a machine gun
one. There's a laser one. There's a gas one. I think
there's an arc one.
And they're great. They're really
helpful. That's it. And then on the
second page, the 60
metal rifle is the one I just
bought. I hope it's good. Oh,
the eruptor. Oh,
that doesn't sound good. I should not have
wasted 60 metals on it.
No, it's, it's, if I were play, I usually play with the eruptor and then, um, oh, okay.
Like, it's my go-to.
It's just a high-skill weapon.
It's kind of hard to use.
You'll blow yourself up.
It's a grenade launcher jet powered rifle thing.
Um, so if you, you'll, you'll learn after a while, like, where is close to shoot somebody.
You have to switch to your secondary if they're right next to you.
Yeah.
So you end up in that scenario a lot where that's why it's, it's good to use a rover with that because they keep the stuff off.
You're even a gas rover.
But you'll end up at the situation.
where you've got this powerful
grenade launcher rifle thing
and then there's a bug right on you
and if you do what you want to do
and aim at him and shoot him
it just fucks you up
it takes like 80% of your help away
knocks you on your ass
and then the swarms on you
so you have to like spin away from him
switch to your other thing
and like machine gun him with that
I usually use that and then I call in
the light machine gun
that you can reload on the run
because that thing just shreds
anything light
like it's just in like 400 rounds
per magazine
and like a thousand rounds
per minute. Just that blazes everything. And anytime I see a medium or heavy guy, I switch to my
grenade thing and do pooh, ptoop, ptoop, kill the specials and back to the LMG again. I like it.
All right. I love that game. Yeah, it's a good game. It's fun. And I know you said that my experience
with the culture wasn't what yours was, but we're all cosplaying. You know, we're spreading democracy.
Like, you have to know this game. Oh, people don't play a lot. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. I don't. I think
I just said that wasn't the culture.
I mean, we'll make some tongue and cheek jokes, but, but, like, you definitely run into people that are like, John Hill Diver here.
Come with me if you want to live.
Yeah, I'm all about it.
I'm all about it.
Like, you go to the planet, you kill everything that lives there, and you pump the oil out, and they're like, spreading democracy.
And you're just so clearly not good.
You're just plung.
One guy was like, I haven't had this much fun since.
And he's just, he's just mowing the bugs.
There's lots of ex-military guys that play that.
It's it.
Yeah, I like that game a lot.
The culture and the, just that.
It's goofy fun.
Yeah.
My main, the game that was my main one before at Night Rain just announced its
DLC today, and everyone's super excited except me.
Like, there are eight night lords, like final bosses in the game, and they're like,
two more.
And I'm like, two more.
fucking suck my dick like two more what if i like one of them like this is not a lot to me this
is not enough on the other hand from soft always over delivers it's like that company's thing
at this point if they were to give you everything they said they'd give you their audience would
be so disappointed they're constantly like oh this thing's the size of limb grave which is to say
it would take like 10 minutes to run across it takes an hour and a half to run across that's the
kind of over-delivering they do, and I hope they're doing that again, because their trailer
has me underwhelmed. We'll see. That's what Rockstar needs to do, because they're the over-promise
company, them in Bethesda. Never have they, has Rockstar over-promised. Every game they've ever made
has been a game of the year contender and has made hundreds of millions of dollars. They have
delayed their project, and then they went on Twitter, and you saw that,
math, they're losing like $7 or $17 million a day or something just to guarantee that they don't
deliver a flop. I love it. No one else can afford to do what they're doing. I don't want the game
now. I want the game to work and to be perfect. And if it doesn't work yet, because they initially
announced they were working on it, like their dev team announced it in February of 2022.
That's not long ago. Almost four years. Well, it wouldn't have been a big deal if they're like,
eventually this will come out, but they've had like five different false starts where they're like
making cinematic trailers where it's like, get ready, December, 2023.
And then, you know, November 2023 comes up and they're like, the game's not ready yet, delayed a year.
It was supposed to be the third year later.
I think it's been delayed twice and it was supposed to come out the third of October the first time
and then it was going to be like middle of next year and now it's like the end of next year or
maybe the year after or something like that.
Yeah.
But Bethesda, on the other hand, six years ago,
they released a picture of a mountain and said,
Elder Scroll 7 or whatever it is.
That was six years ago.
And then they interviewed Todd Howard today.
And what did he say?
Let me get his quote.
He was like,
Todd Howard wants you to know something straight off the bat.
The Elder Scroll 6 is still a long way off.
The game's director sitting in his home office in Maryland,
flanked by shelves decorated with games and movies.
remember bilia he says i'm preaching patience i don't want fans to feel anxious that game we
we were i was trying to get you to bet the other day about you were like oh elder scrolls
would come up before gta i bet i thought elder scrolls was officially announced for middle of next
year no way that's not the case they again six years ago they released a picture of a mountain
that's elder squirrels they don't get off the hook either yeah i'm going to look it up what is
the elder scroll seven we say i think it's six right it's sick i thought skyroom was five maybe
That makes sense.
But again, they released a picture of a mountain six years ago.
And then nothing else.
They've never had a date.
What they've actually had to do is drop everything they had done and start over from scratch
after games like Falders Gate came out and looked just light years ahead of where they are.
Can I jump in?
It has a NASA like release date.
Taylor, no sooner than 2026.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
I bet GTA beats him by three years.
like four years maybe like it's it's not even going to be close four years so we won't have an end
to this bet until like because gta will also be delayed another year
was every year i'll remind you another year closer to my it'll be 2030 before elder scrolls
i really don't have high hopes for the new gta or the new elder scrolls why do you not have
high hopes for gtia i don't understand this hate for them because you look at the track record
i don't have hate for them i just think it's kind of gay that they announced it years ago
And then, like, and this isn't just me.
There's a lot of big GTA fans, way bigger fans of the franchise than me.
They're like, this is fucking ridiculous.
You announced this three years ago, and now we push back another year.
Make finish it.
I think it happens all the time.
Batman 2 just got delayed another year, too.
Like, I'll wait until it's good.
What I don't want is a misstep or a bad game to come out and mess up all the goodwill they've bought
from the Red Dead Redemption games to their GTA franchise, which have all, again, been.
Four star across the board.
They've never made a bad game.
They've never made a game that didn't make them hundreds of millions of dollars
and profits on the first day.
What else did they make?
Did they make those mafia games?
Oh, I don't think they made mafia.
That seems like a very different.
They might have,
that seems different than me.
Or wait, no, no, no.
It was the, it was the, they made bully.
And then what was, um, fuck,
what was that, like, mystery game?
Where I think, like, the meme, like, X for doubt.
It was like a guy wearing a trench coat.
They beat heavy rain?
I don't think they did.
No, what's the...
I don't know of any other games Rockstar is made
other than the Red Dead Redemption series,
the GTA series, and then bully from life.
L.A. Noir.
Oh, they made L.A. Noir?
They made L.A. Noir.
Rockstar has never made a bad game
if you only count the games
that I know they made.
Yes.
I just start putting bad things on.
I'm just like rational...
Right.
I like the best game.
What is about the last cod, huh?
Like, I like Bethesda
games and I like Rockstar games.
The only thing I'm mad at both of them for is they take their sweet fucking time making new games.
And part of it is like in the GTA world, all the, like, what are they going to do to that
gameplay other than make it a bigger map?
Have you played for GTA five multiplayer?
They've made the woman's butt move more realistically.
I'm like multiplayer.
Yeah, maybe.
No, I've only done single.
Oh, then that's, that's what's, that's their thing, though.
That's their bread and butter.
is multiplayer yeah yeah like people that that's people are pumping money hundreds of millions of
dollars into that every year still like I bet GTA 5 makes them a hundred million dollars this year
I never understand I agree with Kyle that the multiplayer is a really big deal and it's where the
players that stick stick to the money comes from okay and yeah it has the micro transactions
and it's where the yep yep yep but I wonder how many like as a percentage players are like Taylor
guys who do the single player and that's what
like in cod that percentage is really small
there aren't any people who are cod single player guys
but I think in grand theft auto there might
be more tailors than
I think it's more comparable to like zombies
and cod how you got those people who will only
fuck around the zombies and those people only fuck
around the the multiplayer
I have I don't care to play that
GTA 5 stuff I've seen
a lot of it the role play servers
seem fun it's more fun to watch
I feel like I don't want to go in there and be a cop
and chase roberts around with the role play
and the idea of GTA online
and this has always been my hang up with it
is part of the fun of GTA single player
is like you're the lunatic
like all everyone else is like trying to walk to work
or do this and that or like being a hooker
on the side of the road and you're the crazy guy
who gets to like bring a rocket launcher out
and like shoot a helicopter and then drive through this
in multiplayer you're just one of many crazy people
like the crazies outnumber the normal people
well no they do cops and robbers
everybody's driving around they do cops and robert who would want to be a cop lots of people want to be
cops like they fully role play officer dangle here car 30 car 37 we're out to dispense some justice
citizen and you know a rob bank but even then like a few years ago robin a bank and then I'm like
passing another bank robber or three on the way out of town where it's like a come
a few years ago I would have told your role playing is super fucking gay and the people who
do it are borderline retarded and now after this I'm spreading democracy soldiers
I'm with you yeah yeah I enjoy role play it's fun somebody made fun of me so hard the other
night I wasn't even actually role-playing I was trolling them what was happening was I was playing
battlefield and you get like a tank every two or three minutes and so it's a valuable resource
usually used to make pushes on the flags like everybody come with me let's get it and I just keep
watching them throw our tanks away over and over so I'm like I'm hanging on to this one I'm staying
back here and I'm just going to keep shooting them
with my infinite ammo cannon.
And every time a new tank comes in,
it makes it 30 yards in front of me
and gets destroyed. Like there is no
life beyond that wall right there
for a tank. I've
I keep, I'm watching it on repeat happen
as the other tank comes in and dies.
And they're like, tank's a pussy.
He needs to push. And I'm like,
do you think command would have given me
this control
of this tank if I was a pussy soldier?
And they went, oh, roll
play fag. Get out of here, Gramps.
I'm like,
no, I was, no, I was trolling you.
I was making fun of how serious
you're taking the fucking game.
I'm seven.
I'm not owned. I'm not owned.
And that made me so
mad. And at that point,
I took the tank and drove it further into
this spawn. At that point, I took our tank and drove
it even further back into our spawn and turned the
cannon around backwards so they could tell I just wasn't going to play anymore.
Like, you broke your toy. Now you get no tank.
Meanwhile, they're like, they have no idea. The 39-year-old, they've pissed off.
I'm stealing everyone. I'm literally taking my ball and going home.
I took the ball and went home. I went and made a turkey sandwich in the, in the kitchen
while that tank sat there in the spawn. That's what I did. So tanks will spawn every three minutes,
even if the other tank is still up. You could potentially do a two tank push.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen to, I think that's how it works. Maybe the, I don't, I'm like, spawn and fight, spawn and fight. So I'm not like watching the tank timer. It's possible that it slows down the more tanks are on there. But I've seen teams with like four or five like two armor personnel carriers and two or three tanks like making big pushes. It probably varies. But yeah, you could save them up and make a push, which is what you would do if your team was more than you and three people, you know, amongst eight other
teams of four or something. That's what I hate about battlefield the most. It's what I always say.
I want to go in there with 16 dudes. Let me have a team. I don't care if you break us up into
four squads, but I don't want any randoms, and I want full communication, and I don't want
anybody in the back with a fucking sniper rifle going like 6 and 0 in a 30-minute match. Because
they do that. They're just in the back on a mountain top trying to shoot somebody from a thousand
meters away while we're up there just
blood and guts crawling through shit
like killing tanks with our blow torches and
stuff so that pisses me off
but that's part of what's
got me on Arc Raiders. That and it's
just so fucking fun. Watching our creators
video, I predict that game is going
to be, I know it's going to be a game
a year contender. I still think Expedition 33
wins game of the year just because it's single player
and I think they're biased towards single player
games but I think this is going to be
really big on
on Twitch
and just like culturally.
I think this one's going to stick.
Jackie and I are watching a lot of
Rust videos. I've never
bought Rust. I've never downloaded Rust.
I've never played a second of
Rust. I watched a good like
100 hours of Rust footage at this point.
I'm not saying I know how to play or that
I'd be good. I'm not. But
some of these guys tell a good story.
You know, the sort of the arc of
how they're...
Is it Wayland?
WJ right
there's a guy that's like there's a bunch of guys who make
WJ I like like Willem Jenner or something
I like Dirt Rider and there's a third one I watch
you should get in their chats and start like back you
backseat gaming having never
ever there was a I don't remember if it was
it was one of the top AOE 2 pros like a couple years ago
maybe Viper or Hera and they were sitting there and like
playing and they're like there's some guy that just
just keeps back seating me over here, telling me when to do this, when to do that.
Like, I think I know what I'm doing.
Like, and the guy's like, no, you're making mistakes all over.
And they're like, the whole chat's like, what does this guy know?
And the guy's like, oh, really?
What, what, Elo are you?
Like, are you in the pro circuit?
And the guy's like, like, Chad face.
He's like, I don't even own the game.
And I'm like, what a king.
That's so funny to literally go to the number one undisputed best player and be like,
you know, you're going to gold at the wrong time
and to feudal age. He's like, what are you talking
about? He's like, I don't own it. But
yeah, I could
just bail it. That's so good. I thought
it was going to go the other way that he was like
you know, freaking shroud or something.
Oh, no. There was a big cheating
scheme. I haven't followed. I haven't been gaming as much the last
couple months, but
they do these huge Microsoft-sponsored
AOE tournaments and they did one with the top
64 ranked players in the world. I guess
they're doing it now. Maybe they just wrapped up.
Which one would you?
Well, I didn't quite make it.
But, you know, I didn't make the cutoff close, you know, relatively close.
Look at the whole global population.
I was relatively close to make, but if you include the players, you don't play.
This one dude, like this Argentinian, like, mid-level, low-level pro player, very low-chance
of winning, he got caught making two accounts.
So he made a new account, in addition to his new one, he boosted both of them up into
the top 64 on earth and then they randomly assigned it into brackets and this retard got both
of his accounts assigned to the same bracket no and it was like it wasn't like the end of the world
because he could have just like his main account was named beery and his other one was just
don cabran just some made-up Hispanics not named because a guy's Argentinian and it got to a point
where it was like hey if you win with your fake don cabran account you will have to play yourself
next round.
Yeah.
You know what a smart person does there is you throw.
Right.
Or you're calling sick.
You just call in sick.
Just don't show.
Well, he won.
And then he had to play himself.
And already it's Age of Empires 2.
And so, like, the main commentator is also like a mid-level pro.
And he's like, guys, I don't want to like seem like I was on Beery's ass out of nowhere
because I've been around this scene for 15 years.
I know literally everybody.
Nobody pops up into the top 100 of Age of Empires 2 without being part of a community.
and knowing.
And it's also an RTS, like StarCraft.
So all the games are recorded, all your logs, your player logs, everything.
And so, like, Microsoft went in.
It was like looking at, has Beery ever played at the same time as Don Cabrond?
Do they have similar build orders?
Do they speak the same language?
Oh, they speak the same language.
They do this and that.
There's no cover-up.
Oh, we think it could be this Chinese player.
Nope, somehow even magically, this Chinese player has overlap playing at the same time
as this account.
It couldn't be him.
And he just didn't show.
He took the, I guess he thought it was better to win with both of his accounts and then just use his main account and go, oh, that other guy who no one knows who it is, Tee, he didn't show up.
And then they exposed him and Microsoft banned him from all tournaments for three plus three or four years or something.
And this was like a, I think the prize pool is in the six figures.
So it was like a pretty big tournament.
It doesn't seem that bad what he did.
like obviously pretty shitty there's being being very sneaky yeah but he didn't seek to gain an
unfair advantage on anyone else that's definitely an unfair man no he he didn't belong in the top
64 potentially he boosted his accounts so if he had played one account earned his way into the
top 64 one thing right i i explain that poorly so it's an elo system and so he was able to get
both accounts into the top 64 because he's a legitimately top 64 player it's basically
just like a raffle then
where he's like, oh, you know, if it goes poorly
on this. His biggest crime is denying someone a slot.
Yeah, he denied someone. I didn't understand,
but now I do. Yeah. And so everybody else
has one shot to win the tournament and he gets two
and then he ends up screwing himself
over. And it's at the end of the day, it's like, bro,
what do you have to do with? Actually, he didn't see.
That's where he gained the unfair advantage though, right?
And because he's
if he's going to get a free win, essentially
over himself, like,
and he was seemingly allowing
that to transpire. He was like, oh, well,
I guess I'd just go to the next round since my opponent didn't show.
Was it 1B1 or team play?
It's 1 V1.
Yeah.
And so it also could have benefited him.
That's why didn't throw.
By winning on that other account, he got as the one that he cares about it, by.
He gets two shots at this guy.
Yeah.
And like, if he hadn't been in the same bracket, like, that's also cheating because it's like,
if his actual account is in a bracket with Hara, he could just focus on the other account
and be like, well, that one's kind of chalked up to a loss.
I have a 0% chance of beating Hara and I'm in the same bracket as him.
Oh, well, wouldn't you know it?
Unlike anyone else, I'm also in this weaker bracket.
I'll put my focus there.
I'll put my good drafting there.
It's definitely cheating, but like the kind of cheating that upsets me is like,
I ran into guys who are paying $30 a day for exclusive brand new cheats that allow
them to ruin my Tarkoff time.
And it's like, you are a motherfucker, dude.
Like, fuck you so hard.
Now, I will say this, the only thing that's happened bad to me in gaming in a while,
because there's no cheaters in battlefield.
You'd know if there were.
Someone would be abusing the cheat and flying
or shooting a fully automatic RPG.
I haven't gotten my feelings hurt in a Coon's age.
But last night I was playing solo in our creators.
And I knew there was another solo near me,
but it's kind of like, everybody's so chill.
I was like, I'm just going to loot the box.
And once you start looting a container,
you're kind of stuck in there for like way too long
to win a gunfight if somebody starts shooting me.
and this guy comes up and kills me
and I wasn't mad because it's the fucking game
what are you going to do but then he walks up
and it's clearly a child and he goes
fuck you
inward hard R
and punches me to death
and punches you to death
that's how it works
and you like pull your pimp
hand back and like give them one of these
like charge it up and then like
do it um and I was just
it hurt my feeling so much
I for the first time of my life
I know what it feels like to be called that word.
And I'm so, now, now I feel like I can stand with African Americans everywhere
and understand their pain fully, fully, and completely.
Because I do have been a victim of that word.
And I don't think anyone should say it either, because it hurts.
When you got punched to death, no one on your team had your back.
There was solos.
Solos.
I was going to say if it was a team thing and nobody had your back while you were looting,
I'd say knowing your style, you had half of mine to.
steal a tank and make a turkey sandwich.
I'm spiteful. I'll just
leave this bitch running. Yeah,
I know
they're pain now. I understand it. I think
this has made me a less racist
person being called that word.
It really did hurt.
Shit hurts.
Okay, well done.
I don't like when other arc raters use that word.
That's our word.
That's our word.
And first, I was like, is my character black?
No, I'm a white character.
Like, it made no sense.
He hadn't heard me speak.
He had no indication.
Oh, and one more thing that game does, there's an endgame voice changer that works.
So you can sound like a gruff man or like a British gentleman or like a cute little
girl.
And so most of the people you run into are sound like trans women.
Like, hey, how's it going?
Hey there, big guy, you got any wires for me?
And he's just like, nah, dude, I ain't got new wires for you.
Fuck off.
Who made art creators?
Is it a big studio we know or someone new?
Let me see.
I don't know off the top of my head.
I know one of the devs was formerly from Dice because he did Battlefield 5.
Maybe one of the creators.
Embark Studios.
Never heard of them.
They're new to me.
to see what other games they've made.
The finals,
oh, the finals.
That's another game that I've never played
and have no idea of what it even is.
The finals.
Those are there only two, it seems.
Based on this quick search.
Yeah, same, same, same.
Yeah, I'm digging it big time.
I hope it takes a chunk out of,
I see Landmark and then those guys playing it.
So I'm hoping it takes a chunk out of Tarkov.
Tarkov's about to release their, like, full game, right?
Like, what do they call it?
1.0?
Oh, the seventh, right?
It's the 11? I must be wrong.
I don't know when or where, but I know, like, this year, soon.
The 15th, that was wrong.
People, yeah, I've called from the start that that game is going to peak long before it comes out.
And that absolutely happened.
Yeah.
Well, it hasn't come out yet, though.
So, so maybe there could be a new.
First of all, I think you're right.
But what if they finish it and it's like Fortnite stuff where it's like, now you can be fucking Peter Griffin in Russia?
they cut off my balls
yeah i uh
hard mode playing as homer simpson
i don't see they're really good at like rallying their streamer troops and getting those
twitch drops going so maybe they've got a big thing planned for for this release and maybe
they dumped in 20 million dollars worth of press uh bribery into it and it blows up and
shit maybe they fixed it maybe they're like hey zero cheaters now hey um
All of you who had that other version, here's some gifts to, like, make it not so bitter of what we did to you before.
Like, oh, and the audio's fixed now.
The audio works now.
You can hear people.
Maybe they fix it.
I'm just, I don't think they have the, like, programmer skill to make a good game, a well-done game.
They have the vision.
They have the vision.
But that game has been shit for so long.
Is it 10 years?
How long ago did I play that game?
Seven years ago?
I would guess.
Yes.
The game was so bad for so long.
Cheaters are not just
an occasional annoyance.
They are a major
like facet of the game.
If you play in labs they are.
Yeah.
Like it's you just,
if you like play the
for Taylor's benefit,
if you play the most difficult,
the map that you have to pay
just to enter like quite a bit,
everyone's got like quarter million
invested right off the bat,
but it has the best loot.
that's where cheaters go and I would say 20% 25% of the matches there easily would be an obvious like insta kill you kind of cheater.
That's not fun at all to play.
No.
And furthermore, like there are other maps where the cheaters are just less obvious and you don't know if the fact that you're not getting the rare right.
Like, oh, here's an item that spawns one and 20 times.
I've tried it 80 times now and I haven't had any luck yet.
is some cheater vacuuming it out without even opening that door?
Or have I just had bad luck?
It's hard to say.
This is a game where you get one shot in the head sometimes.
I have one shot people in the head lots of times.
It's kind of luck based, right?
I mean, I was trying to, but, you know, it doesn't.
You get one shot in the head and you're like, I don't know.
I don't know.
This game is filled with cheaters.
Did he hit that one in 10 shot while I was in a full sprint?
Or is he a cheater?
The cheaters are such a big,
part of that game, you can't tell if you've been cheated or not.
And no kill cams, right?
Unless they want you to.
And sometimes they don't care that you know.
Sometimes they are flying.
Sometimes they are like in the air above you.
Sometimes they're making a beeline for you and calling you by your name.
And they're like, how you like that M4 you got?
You know, like they know your entire gear set by looking at you.
They have a data sheet on you.
They know what your kill death ratio is and what the value of your stash back home is.
And you think that's allowed to happen just like they don't have.
the ability on the backup to shut it down.
They just...
I think their programmers aren't good enough
to shut that stuff down.
And in a multiplayer game, that's a big problem.
Yeah.
There's way more money in creating those cheats
than there is in stopping those cheats
or at least stopping them permanently.
Because we've always had the theory that...
Because they ban people all the time.
They have huge ban ways where like 10,000, 20,000 people get banned or something.
But then 20,000 people go back and buy a new fucking copy of that game.
it's almost like allowing cheating to happen for three or four months and then banning the new cheat
and then doing that in waves is a profitable equation for them or it could be what what are you saying
like that's the level of sophistication they have to deal with it is like well we can't really
fix the issue itself so we just got to batch ban people those games can i mean call of duty is full of
cheaters you know like like there's tons of war zone cheaters phasing through walls and flying around
and having infinite health.
And that's crazy.
Like, the only,
I was really surprised
that Battlefield didn't have cheaters.
I know right off the bat,
they banned some piece of hardware
that console users use.
I don't know exactly what it does,
but I heard that it's supposed to allow
like multiple inputs or something,
but in practice,
people were using it to cheat somehow.
I don't know.
I don't play console.
I don't cheat.
So I didn't know what the fuck was going on.
They used for AimBot.
But they banned that piece of hardware
like right out the gate.
uh when the game came out and like i said
if there are cheats you'll know about it
because there's always that guy who just
wants to like fly around in the middle of a match
and shoot fully automatic RPGs
and just ruin a game
and be like bombastic about it
but i haven't seen that i don't think battlefield has any cheaters
and i don't know how they do that
i don't know how they accomplished that but i don't know
cheaters are the worst yeah that sucks how big a part of gaming now cheating is
if you do any sort of competitive shooter really any competitive
of game. I've seen like highlight clips online where it's some streamer being like,
it's crazy what you can accomplish just with like point and click practice. And then it shows
their highlight clip of them just clearly aim bot cheating. And all their like cock suckers or
fans will be like, you guys just don't get it. If you have a keyboard and mouse, the sky is the limit.
And then other people will be like, yeah, but he's like aiming at opaque brick walls before
four people show up.
Are you talking about Rainbow Six?
Wall banging people.
I don't know.
It was some shooter.
Maybe it was Caller Duty.
I don't know.
When you watch high level players play Rainbow Six,
they look like they're cheating because they've got tens of thousands of hours
and they know every creek of board and they know every wall they can shoot through.
I watch Trout play and he doesn't have tens of thousands,
but he's clearly like a savant.
And he's just walking into a room going click, click, click, clack.
Like literally that fast at different targets that were peeking through like cracks in a wall.
Just pop, pop, pop, pop.
And it's like, every shot is a headshot.
It's like a machine did it.
I've never been shroud, but I swear I'm Automorpher 2.
I had like that level of game knowledge.
Like, I'd hear the sound of a footstep on broken glass and be like,
I know where the broken glass is on this map.
Like, I got that guy zoned in.
It was fun.
Yeah, that's how we are playing Tarkov sometimes.
Like, we'll be in a building and somebody out here 10.
And it's like, he's on second floor.
Second floor, he touched the 10.
You didn't know, you know.
like yeah when i turn on like call of duty four now it's like i'm having like slumdog millionaire
style memories right i know exactly where to throw a grenade from this spot to hit the me flag
this wall you can't shoot through but this one you can and just all the all the wasted neural
connections that could have gone to other things but i still remember you know the g shot
from 18 years ago that oh god big shout out that was hilarious
what do you think of the shutdown? I guess it's
ending now. I think they're
going to make a Delta 8 illegal
I think that's going to be part of it. Did we ever
put money on it or no?
Why you refuse to bet? I said it would be before Thanksgiving.
They're going to make what illegal?
Delta 8. Like
our gummies and our vapes and stuff
that are in, you know, everywhere.
I think they're going to, it's in the bill.
I think they're fighting against it, but I think it's going to stay.
It stays. Oh, you mean
that it will stay available?
No.
It will be banned federally nationwide.
So it's Delta 8, Delta.
Every, all of it.
The gas station stuff.
What's that one I've seen people saying is an actual dangerous one?
7-0.
7-hydroxy, something.
That's where they, I think that's like a concentrated cratum.
So that's a whole different source and a whole different product.
I knew it was some kind of different thing.
I didn't.
That's what they should be going after.
That's shit, from what I understand.
You can get vapes of, like, concentrated cratim or something like that, and it's like an opiate.
Like, it tickles the same part of the brain as opiates do.
It's, it seems super sketch.
Well, that's pretty gay.
They're coming after your Delta 8.
Actually, you're so many, you're so many iterations from Delta 8.
You're on.
Again, it's all of it.
Which side is trying to ban Delta 8?
I don't know.
And again, it's not just Delta A.
It's the entire farm bill loophole will be closed essentially.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I know they've like run into a wall over and over trying to get rid of it because of the farm act, right?
Yeah.
It's kept alive because of that.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I think, but now I think they're just going to, they'll set a percentage, a maximum concentration, and they'll set it at like 0.1.
And then that's by-bye.
That's the end of it.
George's just got to get on the legalized.
Oh, they'll never do that.
Dude, no one would have thought Missouri would.
And we did, we've had it legal for three years.
So like if Missouri will do it, there's no state that won't probably.
We'll see.
I don't know.
I'll just, I'll probably just abstain from my, if they make it illegal, I'll just have to stop smoking.
And then plan to move to probably the Florida.
Florida is easy and close.
And I can still be close enough to my family.
But they have legal weed weed, medical weed weed, that you can get with anything, any sort of prescription.
I didn't know Florida had medical.
Yeah.
So Georgia doesn't have any medical at all.
They've got the most extreme medical.
Like they've got like those oils for those babies that tremble.
They've got trembling baby oils.
Okay.
So you've got to have real problems to qualify for it.
Yeah.
They're not handing it out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're not handing it out.
But I think Florida does, although I used to be part of a subreddit called like Florida
Legal Trees or something like that.
And they were always like, call your senators.
it's go time they're trying to take us down they're trying to make our weed like they were trying
to change the THTC concentration to like 9% or something like that which would be just the shittiest
weed ever yeah you'd have to that'd be like 1970s weed you'd have to chief and yes that is some
Native American weed off the off the prairie type shit whereas like a lot of weed is 30% or
they're about these days and I think it's a I think every
where medical is cheaper
like per unit than the like recreational
version because I've seen that at my
dispensary where like it shows like
deals and it'll be like recreational or like
if you have it for medical and it's
not like it's half cost or anything but it's
significant it is cheaper. Yeah I tried to look
into who is doing it. It's mostly
the Republicans but not enough Democrats to give
them a pass. Trump is in favor of banning it
It's the leader of the party.
But it passed 74 to 24, something like that.
So it's not like it had one Democratic vote or something or only eight.
It's a lot.
There's been aggressive lobbying by alcohol lobbyists who are trying to get rid of THC stuff.
And it looks like they bought enough senators to get this mixed into their clean bill with air quotes if you're listening on audio.
I know.
There you go.
The system.
I know my like online dispensary like they're emailing everybody on their email list like call call Senator Foon call this guy call that guy and then like I was in the dispensary like two days ago and they were talking about it there at the dispensary so same thing you know what I a little bit of advice I would give to the weed industry and this even applies like like here at dispensaries I go to in Missouri is like dude every employee shouldn't
look like a member of the band in that
most-isly can'tina in Star Wars.
Like have, wear a fucking
polo, like, look like a normal
person. What are you talking about?
You're at work. Like I want to
They're selling weed. You want to
be a weed, but there should be an air
of professionalism because that gets more
people on board with it. If you're like trying
to get some boomer to be more cool
with weed and then you walk in and it's
like a bunch of dreadlock, pink
haired like Subaru driver.
and they're like really blazze and don't have the best attitude.
It's like that's not putting your best foot forward.
Hear me out, Taylor.
I want the employees at the pot store to be pot subject matter experts.
But I'll give you this.
What if the store provided T-shirts, right?
Like Target or something.
Oh, they're wearing red.
That guy works here.
That's all I need.
They, that would literally be an improvement because the only thing
have now is like a lanyard and then they're all dressed differently and it's like it this doesn't
even look like you guys this is a real this looks sketchy because of how you guys is always hot chicks
wait wait I want to hear out Kyle he's got something important the movie is always the answer like the liquor
store that I used to frequent and um actually I filmed the video there um in Locust Grove where uh we
I blew up a beer keg with a machine like a 50 cow machine gun and it's riddled with holes and then I
tried to return it and say it had exploded on its own and then i'm doing the russia
accent to these girls and they were dopey enough to be like my god has anyone hurt
my feelings were hurt everyone mad i don't have alcohol for party american party and then she
it was had a good time with them but they were all just smoking hot chicks and uh the way we got
to film in there is because the owner had like told me i could go in there and do and like film and
like prank these girls and uh but that's all he hired everyone there is a like a very
attractive 23 25 year old oh where they're like is there something similar about all these
waitresses and then randy's like yes these are my thought then it's like apart apart
these are not that guy's daughter yeah if it was if you drive past like locust grove you'll
see billboards with like two hot chicks on there and it's it's like
come to, I can't remember the name of the liquor store, but like, that's all that works
that. See, that's what, that's what we need at the dispensary. Because right now I go in
and it's the, they might as well call it the no eye contact store. Because that's what happens
when you go in. No one will look you in the eyes. You got a bad dispenser. All of them are
my dispensary. Look, dude looks like a little, he looks like shaggy from Scooby-Doo. I'll give
him, I'll give you that. But he's like, hey, what's going on man? What can I, we're going to help you
with the day? Some, a nicotine product or a hemp product? And I'm like, hemp. He's like,
I feel you. I feel you. How hard.
are we looking to get down?
And I'm like, all the fucking way.
Give me that THCP right there.
Oh, excellent choice of my man.
These are buy one, get one half off.
Is that interesting?
Yeah, give me a red animal.
All right.
Like, he's chill.
And then like, there's a girl that works there.
And she's like, legit, four foot nine.
Like, one of the smallest people, she's proportional.
She's not, she's not a little person.
On the cross of the dwarf.
She is a little person.
But I just, every time I look at her, I'm like, I could do that wrestling move where you grab them by the throat and like lift them straight up in there and then slam them down.
I could totally kill you with like one move.
Like I, I, little people like, it's all I think about, ma'am.
That's why I need the weeds so bad.
It's what I think.
It's what I think when I see dogs that are too small, like they got the bulging eyes because eyes don't come in a smaller size.
Like that's all nature can do, but the dog, but the skull has gone to a 0.3 size.
And it's like, I told my girlfriend when we got Murphy, I was like,
he's too little he's he's the size of I've eaten burritos as big as this puppy like this is bad news if I
step on him or the other dog steps on him he'll be broken irreparably like that'll be it
when he dies we could flush him like a fish when he dies so here's why I don't want the weed
store employees to be boomers so I don't have much weed store experience but I went to Colorado
to the dispensary and I'm like all right guys I have never smoked weed before but it's legal here
and I need some help.
This guy was the human equivalent of a weighted blanket.
He's like, ah, I got you, buddy.
You're in the right place.
Are you looking to relax?
He was doing the whole setiva or Indicas into couch, right?
And he's, you know, I'm like, yeah, like, I don't even know how to use it.
Like, you know, and like, I'm told not to start with gummies because they hit so slow that you can get your dosage wrong.
And he just guided me through, hook me up with some veils.
eight pens. I took them back, smoked them on the show. And if the guy is some 55 year old boomer
and a polo shirt, he's not like, I want a guy who knows this shit inside and out. And that's
foreign from it. It's not that their expertise and I really don't care personally how they're dressed,
but I know I've gone in there before with my grandma because she's been like my arthritis is
really hurting and I don't like the way this medicine they gave me that the doctor makes me feel.
and I've heard about these creams and things
with marijuana
Grandma
I'll flush them for
I'll flush
I'll destroy them quickly
don't worry
I'm destroyed
I've destroyed them
I've destroyed that
it
I'm just like
I'm going to
that dollar up
right now
yeah
and like I could tell
because she's 80
that she would have felt
more comfortable
as a first time
like just not even like
being sold
just like wanting to try it if it had been a bunch of people looking like like in khakis and like even a weed themed or dispensary themed polo just something that like had some professional an air professionalism that would have made like her feel more comfortable and I see other boomers in there that seem a little flummoxed because like they're showing up most of them not because they're like I want to get stoned as hell they're like well my medicine makes me feel weird but they say this I saw on I saw on Fox News that they said this can help and so I'll try this out and then they're like
reading and then they have to have some guy with you know orange hair to come over and be like
what you want to try is the gorilla butt fuck I'll sell you two grams of of of gorilla rape
for $15 now this is what you need to really mellow out and help your arthritis and the guy's
cream here it's called this is permanent you want to rub that behind your ear yeah
this is a great stream it's called this is this feeling's never going to end
You know, maybe the medical side is different, though.
Some of them do.
Yeah.
And especially if you have no tolerance at all.
Are you medical?
It can.
We have medical.
Well, I, so my guess is that the medical side is what you're describing more, more.
So my own, I don't have much experience with medical other than, like, sending a hot chicken to a medical dispensary to get me weed.
And then that other time where we walked past, there was like a curtain for the medical side.
It's like, in here's medical.
And like, over there's the other stuff.
And it's like, well, their shit looks way stronger.
They're like, it is.
It's for dying people.
And I'm, and I was like, oh, well, we're just trying to have a good time.
Yeah, they didn't, they didn't buy that.
But, but it was dosed way higher.
They're edible because, like, the, the, what do you call it?
Recreational edibles, I think are 10 milligrams each or maybe even five some places.
They dose them carefully like that, so you don't go to the moon.
but the medical ones are like triple and quadruple digits sometimes
like uber concentrated stuff because they're for dying people
and that always I wondered if that's a more professional buying experience
with a guy and some khakis because it is medical
like you would think so like that's what that's what I'd prefer yeah I don't need
shaggy if I'm dying like I want to know what's actually going to help with the pain
and also like if I'm dying I feel like getting that
high would just be really not great.
Like, you're just, you know, the nausea from the meds, like from the cancer meds, like the, um,
although now.
You need a super high dose to get rid of nausea, though.
Like, you could just do a couple little pootiskees to get rid of nausea.
Well, I don't know.
I've never had cancer meds.
They might make you more nauseous than you're familiar with.
I don't know.
You think you're faking.
You think they're faking.
Look at her with her vomit bucket in her shaved head.
Yeah.
I've just tried to be trendy.
I've eaten sushi the next morning that I left out all night.
And so I think I know nausea.
The chemo nausea is a really big deal.
My brother had it.
It's like he lost a lot of weight too.
But not like in a good way.
Like you lose it fast and he's pale and his muscle mass too.
Sunking under his eyes.
And it was rough, super rough.
Yeah, that's awful.
I should be available to people.
I think there's anti-naugia meds that you get to go along with it now.
that are way more effective than maybe back in the day.
Yeah, yeah, this was probably the 90s.
Yeah, I remember.
Like my only, my uncle died of cancer, but it was before I, and then my grandmother did too,
but she got radiation treatment.
I don't think she did chemo.
So I, I've never experienced that outside of like movies and TV.
My father-in-law?
This guy had the dopest head of hair ever.
his hair line was formed
at two months and it didn't change
for the next five years
and he got radiation and chemo
and kept his fucking hair
wow
I should study him
those are hearty follicles
I would be getting like
if I were him I'd be like
am I getting like the real
stuff? Are they giving me the real medicine?
Like hey can we check
the potency of my bet? I've heard of that
happening of them like selling that yes i i don't there was like some federal sting where i think
they were they were like intercepting the chemo meds and replacing them with like fucking saline or
something and i can't think of a more diabolically evil fucking thing to do well i i wouldn't i don't
care how much money was in that i would never be that that's so evil that's so evil like the people
these people have somehow come up with fifty thousand dollars a week to pay for this shit and you're
gonna fucking steal it and send them and make
sure they get sailing so you could turn a profit
like that's the worst kind of criminal
that's that death penalty shit if you
ask me I don't like that one good that's Super Bowl
halftime death penalty shit yes
yes sand for the national anthem
and the firing squad
yeah well it didn't it spook
those I mean if there's a big chemo
stealing problem really all it takes is
one time for that was the Archer episode too
remember I remember that
where it was the Irish gang
and the Brazilians or something
switching out all the medicine?
Yeah, that's a good episode.
I'm pretty sure.
Who knows if that really happened
or if I'm remembering an archer episode?
No, it definitely happened.
But you brought it up and so I trust you.
No, I remember there was some sort of like the FBI.
There was like an FBI sting or something.
I remember.
Yeah, that's diabolically evil.
That's one of the most evil things I can think of.
Yeah.
that's like kids movie villain evil where like there's no nuance and they're like
but team evil why are you doing this and they're like to hurt people but you're losing money
a tremendous sums yes but we get off on hurting oh one more thing i got a new show um so i know
you're pretty poo on stephen king projects in general but dairy d e double r y on
on HBO is sort of a retelling of the It's story, seemingly with new characters,
obviously in the same town, same setting.
And it's better than the movie.
I'm two episodes in, and I love it.
It is good.
And, like, if you know the lore, it is an interdimensional demon alien that crashed to Earth
in like a meteor spaceship or something.
And it feeds off of the fear of humans.
And it loves the fear of children most of all.
and you they haven't said that outright but the way it is terrorizing and terrifying these children
it's scaring me it is some gory gruesome shit it is doing to these children i saw a baby come
out of a pussy and like start mutilating people i saw a woman's C-section open up and and the like
start with like like bitey teeth and start dragging a child by an by an umbilical cord into it saying
filthy shit. It is, and children are dying. And I don't mean it's like, oh, yeah, Tommy died. I mean,
Tommy explodes into gore. And I look down and I'm holding the remnants of Tommy's hand. And Tommy
was like a 10-year-old Jewish kid. He was cool. Like, it's not his real name, but you get the gist.
I've never seen the show. It was Mark. And it's like, this is what the movie should have been.
It the movie was soft. Is it the same by cast of characters or is it meant like the same
brand new characters? These are children. And they cast.
kids. Like, these are kids that look like kids. I always appreciate that. You're harsh on the
on kid actors. I, of course. These are good kid actors. It's in the 60s during the Cold War
and Kennedy. There's an Air Force base nearby and there's like some like secret stuff going on
there that I won't like spoil. But there's there's cool shit going on and like new stuff is
happening. And I'm two episodes in and I'm pumped for the rest of this show. It's it's well made.
It's well written. It's scary. Like, and I like it. And I love anything.
Stephen King. I like the set of, I like
that town of Derry and any of the
weird, cooky,
spooky stuff that happens there in his
universes. Of all the shows
you've recommended, that one seems the most
interesting. I think I have to get HBO again, though.
It's on. I haven't watched it, but I think
two episodes are out. So
same. I told my girlfriend
last night about Fluribus, and we plan
to start watching that soon. I think we're going
to watch the last, I think there's three episodes
of Derry out on Plex, Taylor, and
we're going to watch the third one tonight
and then we may do some pluribus after that
if I don't get drugged back into Arcorators,
which...
You might happen.
All right, boys.
You can.
586.
