Painkiller Already - PKN 587

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

P.K.N. 587. Kyle, you still playing Arc Raiders? Yeah. Me too. I have maybe 36, 37 hours in it. I don't know how that compares to you. I'm kind of digging it. There are things about it I don't like. Do you play mostly solos or with groups?

Probably 50-50. Yeah, me too. I don't think I like it when people get knocked. So as opposed to getting fully killed like Tarkoff. Okay. I think it's more fun when you. you play for keeps the whole idea of like knocking someone their team resing them you knock them again their team reses them just like fuck this what is this pvp for babies like no i want

i want them to be like i'm dead i'm sorry you know like it's over for me i'll be in the lobby if you need me no there's resing bullshit that's how pub g was too i i like it um because like some of the fights take especially pub g some of the fights would take place from like the horizon. It's like you drop down and be like, somebody, all right, somebody get me up, I'm out here on the balcony, where are they? I don't know, half a fucking mile away being jerks. You know what I mean?

Like that would happen? In this game, well, the shields do break. That's one thing that like, you can't get knocked down and picked up infinitely because your shield will just break, break. Like it won't be discharged, it'll be in a broken. You can't recharge what you've got.

That happens after probably two and a half three knocks or something like that so when a sustained fight eventually they are going to just not have a shield but I like it because it forces you to actually go get them sometimes like a lot of the fights

in our craters like they're over here and we're over here behind our cover and it's third person so you've really got to have the balls not you but like a player has to have the balls to like I'm going in you have to like do the ass slide with your shotgun and like kill a couple of them and get your boys to come in with you and really go

get them get them to finish them out because they will especially if a defibrillator they'll just be like like get them up almost instantly and then they come up with like half their health rather than like a slim bit of it too with a defib i could get to that's different um i i neither dislike it nor like it it's just okay this is one of those games with a knocked state like you know i've played them both ways and i don't really have a preference maybe i'll get more adjusted to it I just sometimes I feel like fuck we knocked them like six times and still lost

the gunfight because it's PVP for babies and they just keep picking each other up and like this shit just never ends listen if I die I'll accept it if I kill I want the kill I don't like this you know made them slip bullshit it feels lame to me

but speaking of things what are you what gun am I you so if I'm going in with PVP in mine, I tend to use light ammo, things like the Stitcher. If I'm going in with killing arcs in mine,

if you're listening, these are the robots in the game, the PVE. I'll use the Farrow or the Rattler, I think, is my favorite. Rattler's the worst gun in the game. I wouldn't mess with that. Maybe I have the name wrong. I almost want to restart it. It's fully automatic assault rifle that

fires medium ammo. Yeah. It's pretty jacked up in a lot of ways. So you probably know you right-click the weapons, you upgrade them, and they They actually just become better. The Rattler, the economy for making a Rattler better is terrible. Like it very quickly requires rare parts to make. And you really have to get at level four before it's good at PVP.

I really like the renegade and the, it starts with a V. There's a pistol that starts with a V. The Venerant or the venerable. Yeah, Venerator, something like that. That thing's amazing. That's the best gun in the game by far, that pistol. It's just, it four shots to the head. a guy with full shields just boom boom boom and he's dead um and then the renegade's amazing too

and i highly recommend you turn your crosshairs to a circle i've done that yeah i like the circle with the like it it's not a complete circle it has like incomplete edges and it closes in it becomes a complete circle if you know what i mean sure that's my that's my preference anything's better than just like the flat lines and the bar or whatever that like like oddly change shapes with the when the bloom increases or whatever like fuck that fuck all that I love the circle I changed that I don't know

I'm still learning my way I saw you get online and start playing it I was like what he's going to like this and he's going to hate it and that's how you know that's how you've become

that's how you fall in love with a game you have to like woman in all moments so if people don't know in this game you can play

solo duos or trios and if you're in a group game PVP is on in solos it's mostly not on people tend to cooperate right before this i had this quest i was doing and i encountered more bots than i expected to i had one bullet left it was a heavy bullet so it was worth something but i had one round left and i see this raider and i'm like i had to be honest with you i'm a friendly and i have one bullet to my name i help getting out of here and he's like I got you weary traveler

We had three like hornets and wasps chases which are these like drones in the sky and I did hit one with my heavy bullet and finish it but mostly it would have been hard to extract without him on my side and he's like safe traveler stay safe traveler as we extracted together it was kind of fun.

People are very chill in that game not just role play but just nice people like there will be the guy like your guy He might be like, yeah, we've got to get back to Sparanza, man, up here on top side. It's just, it's not the same. I can't smell the sweat and the stink of the down below. They'll just be like, hey, man, you need anything? Nah, I can use some rubber.

Oh, yeah? 20 minutes. After about 20 minutes, I'm seeking out the guys being like, well, what quest do you want next? By the way, do you need rubber? Because I don't think I could deal with some swash buckling. Oh, no. It's with strangers you meet. It's when the LARPing happens.

Like, as a team, like, we're just chilling. You know, it's like, you're ready it up. You got your shit together. Don't forget meds this time. Did you bring the key? You said you were bringing the key last time. You didn't bring the key. Just, no pressure, but I'll bring a key.

But you just tell me if you're not going to bring the fucking key. Because we get out there again and you don't have the key and we're all staring there where the thumbs up our ass with one minute stack track. I'm just going to be mad a little bit. Can you push through walls? You must know it because Larry gave us. Oh, I knew walls weeks ago. We just learned it like four days ago.

It doesn't seem like every door is equally hackable. Like there's a certain kind of door we have an easier time with. Well, if you haven't a hard, what we're talking about is boosting through locked doors with a teammate's assistance, which I don't feel bad about it all. Because for one thing, the loot in there isn't game changing. It's more like,

let's get in here and get your screws and nuts and bolts and shit. But also, like, they'll patch it soon. And it's mostly PVE. You can force yourself through. it in solos. If you bring the deployable cover, I don't know if you've seen this little piece of kit, but the deployable cover, you like,

you go, yeah, barricade. Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. It like unfolds a deployable barricade. You can use that to push you through that wall solo. I've seen that done as well. That's too much effort for me. When I play solo, I don't bother with doing that.

I will get other cellos, but hey, man, it's up. I'll glitch through this door with me. And like 100% of the time, one time some guy took his character's head and went, no. I was like, fucking lame-o. Okay, keep rolling then. I'm okay with stealing fake goods from AI. Yeah, exactly. I'm okay with stealing fake goods from AI.

What are you doing? I'm glad you're playing it. It's a very interesting game. It is the perfect entryway to everybody for extraction shooters. Like if you cut your teeth on this someday, you might be a tartary. off player. They've called it Tarkoff for dads, Tarkoff for people with jobs, and I agree with all that. I hate that saying, by the way, cut your teeth on something. Isn't that sound uncomfortable?

I always picture. No, I remember cutting my teeth. It felt really good. I remember like nail clip. I imagine like nail clippering someone's teeth. No, not like a little piglet. It's when they cut through the gums. It's when you're hitting teeth. Oh, I, you know that. I just mean like that's what I think of. nail clippers I didn't know what it meant.

You didn't know what it meant. This guy. Taylor doesn't know what I think about kids. I've got friends with kids. They keep me abreast of all the old things. I watch kids all day. Trust me. Oh, I'm sorry.

Is your Amazon Prime set to Amazon Kids? Why would you not? Because I love watching Bluey. Are there not that many quests in our graders? Not enough. I have two left seemingly and one's almost done. So I don't know. I haven't looked this up, but I did a ton of quests and then there were no more

quests. And then the new map came out and along with the new map came new quests. That was a couple days ago. I'm like three quests into the new map quest because it didn't seem like we're really going anywhere with these quests. I kind of stopped doing them. But I've only got one. Ooh, I don't know.

It's the very PVP heavy. It's all indoors. Pella Moses. Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's, yeah. I think I did all those quests. There's no new maps to me, because I'm so new, the new stuff is old to me. Like, they're all equal age.

Yeah. What level are you? Not 50. Is that the heat? 475, or I think is the most, or maybe 175. I've got that number in my head, 75, but Middy's like, 57. 58 maybe, Middy's been like, I'll be like, all right, that's enough for me tonight. And he's like, who's taking Cuddle's spot?

That's surprising for you to be that person, the one who's dipping out early from the game sesh. I mean, I'm level 46 or something. Like, I'm a high level in this game. I have done all the quests except for the like, maybe like I take a picture or something the new map. I've done dozens of dozens of quests. Yeah, that's the one I'm on.

That map's so PVP heavy. Then I'm like, Middy's like, come over and take a picture. Fuck that. We got, we're going to get out of here, man. Not only is it PVP heavy, but the bots are a problem. I think they're blazers, blazers everywhere, which we don't kill that quickly. They're like Rosie from the Jetsons, if that makes any sense. Yeah, but evil. Yes, but evil.

If Rosie occasionally, like, orgasmed, and it made her shoot shotgun pellets in a sphere around her in every direction, she exploded into fire. It's so funny. Everyone in the audience, like, oh, Rosie from the Jetson. I think you guys knew. Have you seen how they trained the movement of their enemies? No. So it's not programmed. It's AI learning. So if you've ever seen one of those AI robots try to learn to walk and it falls over,

but it's a machine, so they just run it 20 million times. So it's been walking effectively for the last 500 years now, and now it's an expert walker. That's what they did with every enemy type in this game. So when you see that spider thing moving kind of funky or doing something weird It's like it's just walking

That's AI like it's Determining how it walks It's so the enemies were significantly worse When the game came out No no no no no I mean This prior it's not still yeah this is they were all like Learned up prior to like people fighting them They are

They move in a very bizarre sort of It's clear that a person didn't tell them It's like that Ghostbusters clip Yeah, no human would stack books like this, but the, the spider thing moves kind of weird. And that Rosie the Riveter thing, like, I saw it down the hallway and I was like, oh, it's way down the hallway. I'll just get a few shots for it and get to me. And I'll peek and I'll see. And it like turned on its side.

They went, moor, it like, slew toward me. I'm like, I didn't know they could do that. Run, run, run. The leapers. There's a thing that looks like a giant spider. And by a giant, I mean, the size of like three cars. Pretty big. And so you're.

like on the fourth story of a hospital feeling like you're safe and it's like what wait hold on lepers jump 120 feet in the air that was excessive i thought two stories maybe sure the roof of a house it's in my name i guess they have jets underneath them they launch them you're never safe from lepers i have to kill four for some upgrade uh i got to work on those at least four they might drop your part you got to yeah you got to drop Oh, I didn't know. So I do those in solo. Like, I don't, I don't like going in there when my boys did,

and we've all got hull crackers. And I don't, I don't want them to lose a bunch of money for me. So I go into solo and I find a nice little room that the thing can't get into. I bring a cheap gun, like a pharaoh and like 100 rounds of ammo. I'm just like, I got all day. That's how I got the leap or core I have. Basically that same tactic. Yeah.

I kind of like shooting the bots. I like shooting the people too. I hate losing PVP. And most of the time we lose, I don't think it's my aim. I think it's our tactics. We're either running around noisy as hell in quest mode, like emotionally questing and we get and someone gets the jump on us or like maybe they're in some room filled with what is effectively chest high walls and a nice position of advantage to like engage a gun fight and we're in the open and it's like you need to change this equation somehow. You can't engage this way or you're going to lose 80% of the time. And afterwards, I'm like, what, what was I thinking?

Did I think I was seven times better than them? Do I think I'm shroud where every bullet goes between their eyes? That's what it requires. And no chest high wall, like, is going to save them. You want elevation and cover. And once you get two of them down, it's an all out rush to go get them. Like, once two are down, it's like, get them. We got to get them now.

Like, we rolled into a room last night. That exact same thing happened. like they had gotten a little bit, my teammates had gotten a little far ahead of me, and they're in this fight, and Middy's like, I'm down, Kyle,

and the other guy's like, I'm holding them off. And I run into the room, and one of the enemies is trying to pick his boy up. I'm like, oh, not today. I've got my shotgun.

And I just killed it. The shotgun's real strong. The shotgun makes me feel like I'm playing Years of War multiplayer back in 2006 or something. I'm rolling into people and just blowing them in half. It's really fun. I'm kind of getting rolling. Like,

I have more issues with too much stuff in my stash than poverty. And sometimes when I die, I'm happy for it. Like, oh my God, I had too much money, really. Please, I'm glad some other guys burdened with my equipment. Is it an impressive inventory game where you get one quest in

and it's like, oh, guys, well, we have to go back to our hideout because we can't keep going. Well, do you not even have like a chest where to store your shit? That's the gameplay loop is that you go in and you accomplish a mission, you maybe you just walk in and you've been there for 30 seconds. You're like, I got the fucking golden

ticket. Let's get out. That could happen too, but you leave whenever you want, really. But until you do leave, everything in your pockets is up for grabs, except for maybe you've got this one little safe pocket because of your most precious item. The same way that Woody says, like, one of his deadly sins of gaming is like being like, where do I go? Like, what happens next? Like, no one came up and talked to me. It's like, well, you defeated the Wizard of Azkeban. You must head for White Run. Like, my similar thing is games. that oppress you with the inventory where like your personal inventory or like your personal inventory

like when you're questing when you come back to a house yet or something and it's like you're more annoyed that you're finding a bunch of stuff you want to take that you can't without walking at a snail's pace a million miles with no fast travel or whatever I really I hate that so this is pretty good about that because you go in with like your battle gear right you've got your gun your X amount of ammo and your heels and that's probably it may be a key to get out And then as you're looting in the world, who knows, you may kill some players and take their guns in gear. You may loot some chests and find some, like, trinkets and valuable looting items.

But at no point will you be confused. You've got your, like, box of junk that you found in your inventory. And then you've got like your quick use map that you like, you know, like, you got a radial. You know, you pull up the radio and you're like, ah, I want the bandage. I want the shield charger. I want the grenade. So in that regard, the inventory is fine. What he's talking about is your stash.

get back home and you've got this huge treasure chest full of everything you've ever acquired. And it is organized really well. Like you're not going to lose things. You can find things as quickly as you want. But there's just not enough slots. And part of the gameplay loop is buying the more slots until your stash is

max size. Which isn't like for the first like week of playing the game, I would say. That's where my money was going. And like each upgrade is way more expensive. It's hundreds of thousands of dollars by the end. And I've got the max space now and it's still like

man I gotta sell some stuff give me a minute you remember what the price was of your last stash upgrade maybe 230 something like that it was 200 plus I think I might be two upgrades away like the one I have now and then that one

which um which tree of the the skills are you going down I went halfway through the yellow in the ends of the yellow yeah the mobility one good and now I'm doing the stash one I want to breached. I want to like open things a little quicker.

Oh, that's the right one. Lute show. Yeah, the right one. Yeah, that's exactly what I did. And I think that's the right thing to do to get that mobility because at first you have so little stamina and then to go over to the right. Because the final thing on the right wing is you get to open secure boxes without any key or anything. Yeah, yeah. I want that. That looks really far away from me, you know, because it, everyone knows games, right? The first two levels, like, happen instantly. But to get from level 78 to 79 is like a week of effort. So the things that I'm targeting now at the end of the red tree are going to be all hard to earn. Yeah. I've already gotten my easy levels. So you probably know this, but even if your buddy has searched something and

removed everything from container, just you peeking into that container gives you XP. So I always go behind and I'm just like, look, look, and looking, look at it. It's just thousands of XP per game. That makes sense. I, uh, what I'm getting better at, I don't pretend. to be good as the movement. When you first jump in, you don't see the map, all the features of the map that the designers put in. You're like,

oh, there's a building here and there's a building over there. Dude, you can jump from building to building, grab ledges with your fingertips and pull yourself up. It's like, oh, this distance takes fall damage. Once you get good at parkour rolling out of the fall damage and like, oh, there's a ladder on that other building, it is too far to jump. your character will be like

losing lots of altitude by the time it gets there. There's an animation where he grabs the ladder and like slides down 10 feet and then starts crawling up. I'm not the movement master that I've seen some people do on YouTube, but I'm light years better than I was a week ago

and I'm starting to like enjoy the map design. It's so much better than I realized. I jumped on a hornet's back last night and it's flying me around. You did it? Yeah, I'm on top of them like a Spider-Man villain. It's rolling me around the map and I'm going,

Pia Parker, where are you? Everybody thought that was wanting somebody flicked me off though when I fell and got hurt real bad. At least you got a laugh from all the other boys on the server. There's an item in the game called a lore grenade that it brings the bots to. So I haven't done it, but I've seen it

on YouTube. They use like some sort of zip line, the legendary one, to get on top. Now they're riding around like the goblin and they're throwing lore grenade. so that the Hornet goes to where he wants it to go. He's EVPing by getting the Hornet to attack players on the ground by using Lord Grenades to bring it to the other players. It's pretty neat.

I didn't do it. That's a good move. Yeah, yeah. There's some wild men playing this game for clips and stuff. Like I see them like Batman. They'll repel up on top. More like Spider-Man, they'll repel up on top of the giant enemy and then start planting mines on top of it.

It's fun stuff. The Matriarch is sort of the end-game stuff. I have not killed a matriarch. arc. I've been there when they've been killed, like when the whole server like bands together and everybody just takes them out and I've seen it, but I've never been like one of the main actors and taking a matriarch out. Sometimes if I see people doing it, but I'm like not equipped or just have a dumb ass stitcher in my hand or something. I'll put like 15 bullets into it just to be part of the team. And this is like arc damaged. And I'm like, you know what? Maybe I'll get some, if they

eventually do this, maybe I'll get some credit for it. Yeah. Yeah, you get the credit just for wounding it a little. You're getting that damaged XP. Are they getting mad though? No. No. This is our XP. Get the fuck away. Oh, no. The goal was to kill it and to get it to loot. Like the whole server will band together in solos.

That's, I love when it happens. I've played solos where the whole server is there. Like, there's no PVPing going on. There's eight of us standing here and everybody's going to look at each other like, you know, I got to shoot us, are you? Because we'll all kill you. And then they all just band together and kill the giant monster together. I like the solo

culture. So here's the dynamic, right? Like, if I'm playing in trios and some guys like friendly, friendly, friendly, it's like, you don't get to decide that. Me and my boys are in discord and we're going to decide together whether or not we consider you to be a friendly. But when it solos and he yells out friendly, well, I have like full agency to like accept that and agree. Like it, it's no longer like if any one of us feels like, like we were here to shoot. We're in trios. The culture in trios is shooting each other. When you tried to reverse that, well, now you've got three people to convince. And if any

one of them is like, I don't know, I don't like his look, I don't trust him. There was a guy in duos that said, you know, friendly, friendly, friendly. And we're like, all right, cool. And then his buddy flanked around, shot us and was like, never trust anyone, as if he was doing us some sort

of life lesson favor. What a loser. Yeah. And it's like that was. You never trust anyone. Yeah. It wasn't. Fuck you. He's at home, cracking his fingers. This justifies that fourth hot pocket. What's funny?

My friend is good at PVP. And when we lose, we have a totally different vibe about it. I'm like, hey, GGs, well played. You guys were strong, nicely done as they're like punching me and taking my gear. My friend is like, you suck. Enjoy this free kid I came in with. nothing on my body is worth the six shield recharge

you use to get this kill like he's trying to feel as he's on the ground bleeding out did you see the Mexicans kill Shroud no oh my god dude Shroud is in this fight Shroud's the same way he's like well played

GGs nice nice shots and he's on the ground him and his body are on the ground and I think it's duos they're both down and the enemy team both of the enemy team step out together and they're kind of looking down Shrout and his boy, and they're down. All of a sudden, you hear like Marriachi music start playing. And both of them start dancing.

They start mariachi dancing on top of Shroud's body while the music plays. And it's such a laugh out loud, hilarious, weird moment. So far. My friend is one of the, or at one time was one of the better CSGO players on Earth. And he loves PVP. That's his thing. And after I went to bed or you'll stop playing for the night, he teamed up with strangers. They were bad at PVP.

so anytime they encountered bad people like other players they instantly started dancing and playing the recorder creating this like party atmosphere and if it transitioned to pvp it didn't go well for him but more often than not like the charisma of their voices the dancing the talking they would avoid fights and succeed in a totally different way than he was accustomed to that would be a fun way to try and play is be like I'm a bard in this hellhole I refuse to engage in your silly violence I'm just playing a fife running around looking for loot that would be kind of neat

I wonder if anybody's done that absolutely yeah I in um tarcov you can dress up uh they added like voice chat which wasn't always in the game and you can wear this UN outfit and he would come in and interview it was pestilly and he would interview other players and like ask them how their experience is going out here and war torn tarcoff and except like

role play with it. You're not a nice. Peacekeeper here. Don't fire. Go fire. Weapons away, boys. I interview them. Pesteli is such a great

guy to game with. It was a year ago at least, maybe a bit more, when he and I, it was just the two of us played like eight games of AOE together on multiplayer online. Eight and O, by the way.

Never had a run with a partner that great because a lot of times someone will just be getting rolled over and the other person has to be like if you could hold on over there just don't die because they're not touching me and they're wasting a bunch of economy

right now on army to attack you which means my eco's booming which means in a couple minutes I'm going to have more than they can handle so just don't die and he had like the problem of which game was this age of empires so like looking at his base and he's really into that game and uh he had the problem of like being too stoic about it or he'd be like uh tyler the green and uh blau both coming at me pretty good right now. I'm, I can hold off, you know, but I'm going to need some help in about five minutes, and I'd be like, 100% I got it. You let me know if it gets bad. And I'm like untouched, booming up a little bit, getting my knights, my cavalry out, getting to the age above the

opponents who are so over invested in the lower age that I can really help. And then I'll be like, all right, how you're holding up over there, Pistilly? And he'll be like, it's been better. And then I'll like click on the mini map. And it's like that, that guy walking into the room with pizza swirling the fucking thing around. And I'm like, you. should have been making a stink, brother, because now I've just got to run and try in 2V1 because you're all but out. But he was a great guy to game with. Great communicator.

So many people. It's like, what's your plan? They're like, I don't know. I think I was just going to make my favorite unit. And it's like, okay, okay, your favorite unit's going to take forever to get to and it's bad against both SIVs are up to. Do you have another plan? No.

It's like, okay. He would just, he knew exactly what to do every time. Great part. That is fine. We should have him on again soon. I really like Thestely. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I'd like to hear his thoughts on Tarkov 1.0. I haven't watched any of, I watched like seconds of gameplay. Like I tune in like kind of look at their menus and look at their like inventory. Like do I see anything new? Do I see a new system? Do I see a whole new better thing here? Do I see new polish? Again, seconds of watching, but I haven't seen anything new.

And I haven't seen a video that's like, all of the brand new things coming to Tarkov 1.0. Check it out. like that I haven't seen that video either so I don't know what they added or what they fixed or what makes it full release 1.0 we're done now kind of kind of situation I don't have much proof I just feel like they saw arc raiders on the horizon and said let's declare it 1.0 so we have something new to talk about I don't know about that they've been it's been down the pot they've been making art for since 2019 I think that they're just done and they've gone as far with tarcove as they can and I've heard that they want to make a new game. I think they'll very quickly start on their new game. They probably have already started making their new game with money they made from Tarkov. And they're like, Tarkov's done, but we do

have 185 million dollars in the bank to invest in our new game though. So don't worry where we got that. It's definitely, and then I saw fucking, who's the guy who runs the company fucking Igor. Nikolai, Nikita. Yeah, you know, with the Ukrainian stuff and I see Nikita in

Ukraine with Russian special forces like shooting an AK or something like that like little kids very good at killing innocent civilian like this is easier than I make it in my game it definitely is told me that's the

nightmare one that has a crazy pattern right that oh that's a different game memorize oh that's that's like so many hard to keep track and they actually change the pattern and rest but anyway Yeah, doesn't even fly anymore.

I had the third inspector from my house come out late last week, and the first two gave me, like, false security. Like, the first one was like a month ago, the egress window guy came out, and he was like spent all of, felt like 20 seconds looking at it and was like, looks great, you're good. See you? Probably never. And I was like, all right, well, that seems like it's good. And then the next guy was with the plumber. And I guess both of those organizations were tightly, you know, run. And so they'd given all the appropriate paperwork to those inspectors. The plumber guy came out and was so quick, got like followed him down there that I wanted to be like, have we looked enough?

Like, are you sure? Like, I get you're a plumber and I'm a retard. But like, it's taken you so little time down here. In my head, I'm like, maybe it's, I guess he's such an expert. He would, something would jump out at him if it was wrong because he's. He was just like, oh, it looks good to me. And then he went up there left. And then the contractor that's doing a lot of the other stuff, framing and drywall and the electric, he was like late last week was like, an inspector is going to be coming by today on Friday.

And I was like, okay. He's like, when? When do you expect him? And he's like probably like 7.30 a.m. He's like, okay, I'll be ready for him to be here. And I'm like doing that thing all morning where I'm in here. and it's like when you're a kid and you're expecting something fun in the mail

where like every 20 minutes I'm like maybe he's shy maybe I can't hear it I can't miss this guy like going out there like moving my side of the door curtain to get a look and he just never showed up texted the contractor and was like he didn't show and he's like oh that stinks he probably will next week shows up unannounced I don't know

yesterday morning and he comes in he's like I'm doing framing and electrical inspection today you should have been given this municipal permit paperwork by the contractor. Do you have that that I can look over while I'm doing this? And I was like, I didn't get anything from him. So I don't know. You'll have to talk to him. He said that was all taken care of. And I was like, and he was like, oh, okay, well, then I can't even

do the inspection right now because I need that piece of paper with me while I do it. But I will say that they've forgotten like two different steps of things to do here. There's no firebacking on your internal wall, which is something I didn't even know houses had. I didn't know that like on or external walls, there had to be like additional wood every 10 feet. So if a fire starts, it doesn't explode and spread as quickly. Didn't know that. I would, I would have been burned alive, I guess. And so I was like, oh, okay, well, that's troubling. And then he's like, and over here, like, they need to do some fireproofing on this thing surrounding this plumbing pipe or because there's also electric in here. So they needs to X, Y, Z. And I'm like texting all of this to him. He's like, they first,

got a nail plate right here. There needs to be a nail plate. You don't want to accidentally nail into the electric when you're hanging your bathroom mirror or whatever. I'm like, that does seem important. That seems important. And so texting all this stuff to him. And I'm like, hey, so like nothing went right. And you guys still have like a few more things to finish. And he was like, oh, damn. I knew I forgot to do that. But someone will be out early next week to get that final step finished and then we'll get the inspector back out there and I'm like okay well as long as it's done

to and this was the only inspector by the way that like hung out for like 10 minutes and was like anal going over everything and it wasn't even the official inspection so I hope I get him back because he seemed to know that's the right thought process some people are like this inspector sucked you didn't pass it no he's on my side your ally yeah that I was thinking like I don't want to get taken advantage of because of my naivate day

I want him to nitpick, find every little thing, make him fix it. And this guy gave me some confidence in that. But the problem is like it takes fucking forever to schedule these inspectors. And so at some point this week, the contractor is going to come out, finish this little job, which is going to take them no time at all because it was just like seemingly a little addendum thing they forgot to do. And then it'll be another two, three weeks waiting for the inspector to have a free moment because either those guys are really busy or they are. How long has it been now? How long has it been now?

Since the beginning, since they began, they're like, since they broke ground. Oh, since they broke ground, probably three months, three months total. That's not bad. That's not bad. You know, the Empire State Building built that in a year, I believe. Yeah, well, we'll see. My whole plans about having this done by Christmas, just the basement, not anything else, just the basement, is seeming to fall by the wayside. Okay, so you're going to have like a third of an Empire State building. building type. Basically. I know you know this. Partly for you, though, but mostly for listeners. Dude, I'd love to pay you. I can't wait for this job to be done. But until it's done, done, I can't write the check. It's 98% done. How about you pay me 98%? Wish I could. Wish I could.

Hands are tied. You know, like if there's only 2% left, then just do that. What's the hard part? Answered time. Yeah, just knock it out. Can you take, can you, I can see the number of nails. It's a one handed amount of nails. You need to finish hang hammering in here. Can you please just do it? Absolutely.

I've never had a contractor not want to get to 98% get a check, even if it's for 98%. You know, I won't collect the last 2% until I do the last 2% and want to leave. You know, like yeah, I don't want to install the doorknobs. That's a pain in the ass. You know, you don't get paid until it's a hundred. Remember when I paid 50% and you were at zero? Here's the part where I don't pay the other 50 till you're at 100. Yeah, totally agree.

That was an excellent tip for me. Everybody doing home improvement stuff paying some plumber, electrician should take note of that. That is thankfully one single area where I haven't been pressed at all. Like even the guy who fucked up has asked for a third of the total payment. And they're probably just thinking about it holistically, halfway if not more done and I still haven't paid the last bit to the plumber because they have like one final tidly wink thing to do but that could also be that uh it seems like anytime this

contractor that was recommended to me by this plumbing company owner it seems like he's a little afraid of the plumbing company owner and that like this plumbing company guy CEO gives him so much business that he can be like hey steve i heard taylor wasn't so stoked the fuck like get it get it together because you know we have a really highly rated plumbing company and we can't have you on our recommendation going around forgetting to put like fire beams up whatever the fuck those are called so i haven't had anybody like begging for money putting their hands out uh i did have the frustrating thing at first of uh like the amount you're supposed to pay up front sometimes is a little ghastly where they're like, yeah, before we even, before we do anything, before we even order the

parts, we want half of the money for this fucking egress window. And it's like, all right, if that's how you do it and all your reviews are good, I don't think you're going to screw me here, but it's just a little nerve-wracking when it's like, hey, you've got, I guess it was just a third, but they had $3,500 for me and then fucked off for like two full months. And I was just like, what did I give you a loan? Like, let's get it moving. boys and then and then they were the best that when they showed up and knocked it out it was just like just rapid they clearly didn't want to hang out there at my house needlessly even though i'm friendly to them always i'm always offering waters you guys need something to drink you'll give them

water waters or whatever i have you guys want something to drink let me know ever you have just some whatever's left i know i know you got edibles in there no we're not getting any of that while they're working on the house my electricians fried down the ladder all in their water oh that's good thing oh and I also the the basement window is this had never happened before

so it must be because of the basement window is so much bigger now that I was I was sitting up here about two weeks ago and I just kept hearing like a bang bang bang like a little like banging

and I was like what the fuck is this and then I kind of walked around heard it again and it's coming from the basement and I go down there and there's like one sparrow or some shithead bird over and over like what's that M. Night Shyamalan move where people like try to

kill themselves jumping off of buildings and things The happening. It was like the happening. It was like this thing was trying to slowly kill itself and it was flying with gusto enough to like leave little marks on the glass. Not damage it. I wiped it off but it was just bang bang over and over. I went I don't know I don't know why he was I'm worried about my glass I don't give a fuck about that bird I had just put a 10,500 dollar window in and there's

this little fucking cut. Kyle, if the windmill had hit that bird, he'd be against windmills. But it doesn't matter. I am against the windmills. They kill the birds. They killed the birds. Shut up, piggy. Oh my God.

Birds hate this one. Did you look at her? I need to see her so bad. I need to see her. I will get, dude. Okay. So Trump was being, he was on. Anyway, I put, I bought snakes on the internet and I put rubber snakes on like the retaining

wall out there. like you do around pools sometimes. Okay. Haven't had an issue since. Owls work really well, too, against, like, the birds that would normally roost and shit around your place. Like, owls, and squirrels.

Like, everything hates owls. I was worried that if I put a big owl thing out there, it would blow over. There's four pictures ever on this page. The snake would just lay down and not blow away in the wind. You can hang it up. Oh, is this about, he called someone a big fat, a great big fat person or something.

He said, shut up, Piggy. And he pointed at her. she's in green let's see she's not fat she's not fat in these pictures she doesn't look fat

not even here's another picture this is a current picture scroll down a little bit the top picture's Trump because if you're fat if you're fat you have to you have to pick on someone much fatter

like he could call Chris Christie fat but even if this woman gained 10 pounds he couldn't call her fat for him to call her a picture Look, if you scroll down to the one where you can see a wide shot, there's also a black gentleman in the background holding a phone. You can see his finger like in her face. Yeah.

Oh, right. Shut up, piggy. Piggy. Could you show that picture, Zach, the one where there's a Trump, some black gentleman in a blue suit, and then, yes. She's not remotely. Why would he call her piggy? You know what I think it is? If this is a recent picture of Trump, and I noticed it in a different one, I think Trump has lost a small.

marginal amount of weight just looked in his face and he's in like I've been losing weight haughty mode where he's like yeah I know about I've lost before Zembek he's been talking about he's had a few staffers who lost big amounts of weight and I suspect

Ozembek and I think that's what this is and now he's all proud of himself but she's a million she's not the one you call piggy and I think this Epstein shit is just between the Epstein stuff and his approval ratings in general Trump is feeling the pressure.

I think it's even more juvenile than that because the Epstein stuff, he's been stomaching that for years. I think he doesn't like it. They're saying that he blew Bill Clinton. I think he doesn't like that. I think the email says, like, does Vladimir Putin have that picture of Trump blowing Bubba?

Why would that be in an email? This wasn't like a joke correspondence line or something. It was a private correspondence. I think it was two brothers joking around. Like, you think Putin has a video of Trump sucking Clinton's... Epstein's brother explained it.

I don't understand. I don't know if it's a blowjob reference, but Bubba referred to someone who's private and doesn't want to be in the public eye. It's not Clinton. He says. So that's the explanation. But the internet is not deterred.

They want to believe that Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob. Also, one more than there is a bumble that we know about. So just Lane Maxwell actually had a Bubba in her life. Oh. Yeah, her horse's name is Bubba. I'm not joking. Who is Bubba Watson? Is he a football player or a driver?

I don't know who Bob. I think he's a NASCAR driver to me. And Bubba Watson coming in third in the Chevrolete M&M car. That sounds like, oh, he's a golfer. That is not a golfing name. Yeah, you got to be really good at golf to break into that. Oh, Bubba, three under par at Great Oaks. no he's not the other guys are like oh who are the other really good ones

bryce de chambo that guy that guy golfs my name is spencer gulfington the third like lord lord undertookson family guy we're saying yeah um but yeah the dude he's he's 100% on ozempic has he come out has he come i don't know about that is he lying I don't know about that. When he comes out with Ozympic, he'll be hocking it at the same time. Like, that's the thing that he would do. That's why I say he's not on it, because he would be like, buy your Ozympic through Trump RX, look what it's done for me.

Like, he would try to cash in on his weight loss like a fucking Oprah Winfrey, which again, I hate Oprah Winfrey. But like, that makes him seem to, what he would want people to believe is that, whoa, he just level down and did, like, a lot of, and this is like an Ozempic thing. A lot of people don't want to come out and say, like, yeah, I couldn't stop eating, so I now get injections for it. They want to be like, yeah, I finally just got the gumption, brother. Mind over matter. Mind over matter. Right. I'm with Taylor on that. I think he wouldn't want people to know that he had assistance. Yeah, his narcissism is second to no other trade. Syringes in, calories out. You know how it goes. Is that, uh, it has to be more complicated

than just it makes food digest, like, slower. That's not what it does. I thought that That's what it did. I think it suppresses your desire to eat. Let me see. Am I wrong? Well, I thought that's how it did it by like letting you trick yourself. You were full for longer. Your body is died because your stomach's full of stuff longer.

That was my understanding too. I didn't think it affected Grellen or like, it was a Gregan, uh, Grellen like, what's the opposite of an antagonist? Whatever that would be. Um, but I, but I, I thought that it would be not in theater. I thought it that would be, um, it was the thing Taylor said that it makes you digest your food slower. So your stomach literally is just full of food because your body's not

digesting it very fast. Because I also heard that one of the side effects is you have these disgusting burps because there's like food ruminating inside your stomach. You're like a ruminating. Yeah, you become a fucking go. It's both. It reduces appetite.

It acts on the brain to make you feel full, which can lead to eating less food. And it does that by mimicking the pancreas to create more. Oh, let me see. It decreases the glucagon release. It's not glucagen.

It's a different word. Glockogen. Glockogen. Oh, you know this word already. Okay, it reduces that. And then it enhances fullness by slowing down digestion, making you feel full longer. I don't like the ozempic,

the overly ozempic nays saying you see some places where they're like, oh, I, this is, they're going to find out a bunch of bad things this does. And it's like, well, you know let's even let's just uncritically accept that I think they've been using this for a while I think they might have a clue but is it what's it worse than like is it worse than smoking one cigarette a day is it worse than profound foot rotting diabetes because that's the alternative for a lot of these people like it's definitely better than that worse than carrying 80 pounds of fat on yeah right not forget the cosmetics of it that has its own problems with you know did all your joints with your heart with your

circulatory system like being fat is troublesome health-wise yeah it's great like it's hopefully it keeps making society healthier and it it would be embarrassing if later they're like oops but i don't think that's going to be the case i think really they'll just post stats being like look how low diabetes levels are compared to before this look how much like less fat we are what i really want is for everybody to get so dosed up on it that we like drop in the fat rankings tremendously so what that's going to require is I don't know where they make Ozempic but we need to like cut off access to Mexico and the other top 10 fat countries we need to get ourselves out of the list out of the list all we also we also cut all Diet Coke sales to Mexico full sugar ozempic should be more popular than Adderall

everyone should be on it so I can see hot people I think the fatty should be taking Adderall too I think I mean that yeah I aral's always been such an effective weight loss drug to death on Adderall and is something like what are you? Yeah. Yeah. You know, with Adderall, you're just burnt, because it's an amphetamine, you're just naturally burning more calories, but you also lose your appetite. You just, you don't, not only did I always lose my appetite, I would find food a bit disgusting. Like the idea of like, if you, if I, if you'd offered me like a delicious candy bar or something, I'd be like, yeah, no thanks. I don't, I don't want to Hershey's. That's, that seems kind of gross right now. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't

want that. It's wild to lose your appetite. I want to eat right now. I want to eat all the time. It's rare that I'm not fighting an urge to eat. And then when I'm sick or something and actually don't want to eat or sometimes coming out of surgery that happens to me too, it's weird to like just, yeah, food is how can I not desire food right now? It's impossible. Food's the best. I feel the same way. Like, I just, even when I'm not hungry, which is how I get fat, I'll just be like, but this would be pretty nice right now. It's like, I remember, but I, uh, I heard Matt McCusker is a comedian say this. He's like, do people try and make every single meal delicious? If every meal you eat is delicious, you're going to die. And I was like, that's kind of funny. And I,

I have that impulse too often where I want every meal to be delicious. And then when I move to like, like body building or like muscle game gruel where it's like a bunch of diced vegetables and like it's over lean ground beef and a bunch of eggs or whatever it's like oh man this is just like this is like what you give a pit bull on its birthday this isn't like my this isn't what i desire I've been on a beef stew kick I've been making beef stew after beef stew like like three times a week I'm making an entire giant pot of beef stew try you buying a big like roast the chuck roast and dice it or are you getting stew meats I start with a chuck roast and dice it up myself.

Every one of them is a better pot roast. I get like this about certain foods. I'll cook it over and over and over and each time I'm improving it a little, like making it a little bit better. And every time my girlfriend's like, this is your best one yet, this is your best one yet. I'm like, I know it is. God damn it, Don, you've done it again. That's how it is.

I've been killing it. I've been killing it. I haven't had a bad meal in months and months. Every now and then I'll really shit the bed and we'll both look at it like, yeah, I guess there was salt in that, huh? I put salt in Cajard seasoning. It's bullshit. I just want to Cajid. You still don't add like, what is the common ingredient you don't put in that?

Is it carrots? There's something like that that you don't add potatoes, maybe? I don't put potatoes in it. I usually make mashed potatoes and serve them beside it because I don't like the, I don't like how the potatoes get usually overdone anyway if you're not careful. I just don't like the potatoes in the soup. I like carrots, beef, and onions, mostly. I like the potatoes all soaked up in that tasty broth in the street. I like the carrots for that.

They're like completely inundated with beefy brothy deliciousness. And they're not even carrots anymore. Like they used to be carrots, but now they've become something much greater. Yes. And so I just want the carrots and the beef. And then I'll like serve that over the mashed potatoes. That's what I usually do. That's what she likes.

It's kind of what I like to do. Like white onion in there? Yellow onion. I take yellow onion and celery and carrot, make, I think it's a myripoa. And I add my oil and I fry it in that. And then in the last minute, I add tomato paste and garlic, sweat that out for a little bit. And then I de-glazed the pan with some red wine and a couple cups of beef broth that I make myself. And I usually add some, you know, I take a, I don't know what you call it, but I take cheesecloth and I put my herbs inside that. and I roll it up and I tie a knot in it with butchers twine and I throw that in as like a seasoning like pocket so they don't get all those leafy rosemary and time pieces in there it just like

sucks the flavor out of that little thing I've made a little tampon of deliciousness and it stays like you're not having to make beef stew every night like no I make a giant pot of beef stew I make three pounds of beef stew like three pounds of meat and like a pound and a half of carrots and like a gigantic onion like I make a huge pot and then I don't I just put the pulp pot in the in the refrigerator

and then take it out as needed and reheat the whole thing oh man that sounds fantastic it's it's amazing it's delicious and it's like it's become a bit wintery here

we had that polar vortex last week and it snowed a little here which was you know that's you see snow here people are about to start dying it's Atlanta it was a little scary and then

last night Murphy was losing his shit. Murphy was screaming. I was in the living room. It was like two in the morning. I'm watching the Avengers. I went back and watched the Avengers, the last two Avengers movies. Back to back, it's like five hours long. And Murphy's losing his mind looking out the living room window and all the dogs are now. And I like, what the fuck? Shut up. Shut up. And like, look out the window. And there's a possum in the yard, the bigger than Murphy, looking in the window going those are some gross mean animals possums

they're not gross or mean they're they're they're unfortunate looking critter kin like if you ever like not enough hair on the head if you ever stand up to them or like spook them a little they play dead and it's like oh you didn't have to do that little guy I wasn't going to hurt you I was just trying to spook you away but I just fall over like ah and then lay there and pretend and you I picked them up before by the tail with gloves because they look them back in the woods yeah like get them out of the yards the dogs won't fuck

with them or whatever they eat ticks right I've heard they eat an enormous amount of ticks yeah so we want more of them but they're just getting they're losing the great car war tremendously the only possums I see

I thought you were going to tell me like raccoons were taking all the possum jobs or something raccoons come in They take all the jobs. They're bandits. Bandits, I tell you. That would be a good program that we should invest in,

is like quadruple the amount of possums in all the places with a bunch of those horrible ticks. The Arsupil Alliance. Yeah. Are they marsupil? Yeah. I'm buying it. They have that little shitty pouch where they keep their gremlin off ring.

But they don't keep them in there. The baby possums hold on to the outside, and it looks like the way a spider. keeps its young, like all bunched up, hanging off their bodies? I thought they were a marsupial. I think they were the lemest of marsupials. I think we only had the one marsupial in North America, and I thought it was the possum for some reason.

They are marsupials. Okay. Look at that. Yeah. The more you know. A good pub trivia, a good pub trivia bit of knowledge for you. The platypus is the, is the most bizarre of animals, though, like a mammal with a duck bill that lives in the water and has a stinger.

Like that's bizarre Yeah It is Platypuses had a stinger Yeah Poisonous It's a poisonous spur They're venomous

Dude The Epstein bill passed To release all the files Dude it passed 427 to 1 In the house And then in the Senate I think they just did

Sort of a verbal thing And it passed unanimously Oh nice Yeah So this is more than veto proof Now Trump will have to sign Or he'll look really stupid when they, you know,

override his veto. He's for it, though. They've already done something because, look, something has happened. You know what they did? They removed his fucking name. Well, now it's an ongoing investigation because they're going after Bill Clinton. So now they can't release files that are part of an ongoing investigation. He named like six Democrats, like Bill Clinton, J.P. Morgan, Larry Summers,

and I can't name them all. And now that it's an ongoing investigation, they can't release the, files. I heard that. You guys been sticking around. The hell is he 170? It's fun. So J.P.

Morgan came out and said they weren't donating to the ballroom because they didn't want to have the appearance of impropriety. Like we do work with the government and we don't want to make it. And then like a week later, they're investigating him in the Epstein stuff. I'm like, is that related? Can you just not say the ballroom's dirty as fuck and everyone donating gets government contracts, which is true? Wait, is there a current JP?

Morgan? It's I don't even know, but I'm positive he's investigating J.P. Morgan, whether that's people in J.P. Morgan or I don't know. That's Peter Parker's boss. The way you said it made me think like, holy fuck, is J.P.

Morgan one of those financial companies that's got like J.P. Morgan the 17th right now in charge. That's how Ford is. J.P. Morgan Chase and Deutsche Bank. So maybe they're in hand. Oh yeah. J.P. Morgan handled a billion dollars in transactions for Epstein, including large, frequent cash withdraws that should have triggered anti-mundering, anti-money laundering alerts. So it's the company.

Nice. Well, hopefully J.P. Morgan gets in trouble. They seem to skirt a lot of things. So it doesn't seem likely. Again, they didn't donate to the ballroom. It feels like it's retaliatory. Of course it is. Yeah. They vocally didn't donate to the ballroom. They're so corrupt. They're so corrupt. It's wild. When the presidency's done and someone finally makes that final laundry list of improprieties, lies, bribes, and international faux pas, it's going to be a mile fucking long. When you see all the Jared Kushner stuff and the Dubai, this, UAE, this, fucking Saudi, this plane from this country, money from that country, supposed investment that never went through

but the contractor's got half the money, all sorts of just mob family type shit that will come out. I swear. They do it so out in the open. It somehow goes full circle and becomes like, look, we're openly corrupt. So that's like not corrupt.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what it feels like. We're honest about being shitheads. See? You can't call us on it. My poor representative, Marjorie Taylor Green,

getting thrown out in the cold because of her firm stance against Israel. You know, Trump called her Marjorie Trader. He called her Marjorie Trader Brown because green turns brown when it rocks. I'm like,

you have to explain the joke. It's not a good one. I think she's looking at Trump's on popularity and trying to get like be ahead of the wave. I think at some point, Trump will be a stink on everyone associated with him. Now, I've been saying this and I've been wrong

for some time now. But That's my guess of what Marjor Taylor Green is seeing. I don't think this is a principled stance to do what's right. I think she doesn't like the child molestation stuff and she doesn't like the Israel stuff. Because she doesn't, she does her best in these interviews to be like, I'm a Trump supporter. I've always supported President Trump, but I've got to have a firm stance on this, that, and the other.

Like she does her best not to burn the bridge. But she's also being tactical. Like she sees like many people do, not just on the right, but everywhere. that the like pro israel to the death like prioritizing them so much like that's not playing in the in like right wing people under 40 at all there's so many bigger things and so she's identifying that and trying to hitch her wagon to the up rising of like a a more national the republic just don't see the riding on the wall and marj genius political expert marjor taylor green's the one who does a lot of the ones who are out there like do you think ted bruce is doing

been genius at politics so far. She hitched her rag. I'm sorry, she hitched her wagon to the right train up till now. And I think that she's switching lanes. And if there's something she does right, it's this. Sort of read the temperature of the room and ride the wave. Zach says they just- A lot of metaphors.

I liked it though. They painted a vivid picture. The House voted to censure and strip committee assignments of that lady who was texting with. Epstein during like a deposition asking like what do I ask what do I try to hit Trump with and then Epstein was like at you didn't hear about this during a during a like a deposition she was texting Jeffrey Epstein in 2019 and she was like I'm up next what do I say and he's like talk about this Russia thing hammer about the Stormy Daniels info she's like okay and he's like very well done

you did good and it's like because I mean because Epstein seemingly based on the email it switched quickly from like Epstein and Trump are breast bros to like it turns out Epstein hated him and thought he was like a dumbass clearly had a fallout yeah had a falling out that seems likely I need to learn more because part of me is like okay tell me Trump's secrets and what I can hit him with that doesn't even sound bad to me but then maybe if I learn more about it I would understand why it's so bad it sounds like it's because he was already convicted of all the child stuff like people knew he was a real ghoul then when you started talking i was like dude hitting up epstein and asking for the secrets to hit him with is good not bad and then when you

kept talking i was like ooh it almost feels like epstein is exerting power in the house which is very bad i don't want epstein to have some you know representative we don't want him secretly being the one choosing questions for an elected person, which she was like some Democrat from like the Virgin Islands. Turns out we have those. Did you know that? No. I had no idea. There's people for the Virgin Islands. Do they have voting authority or just talking a committee authority? They just have texting Jeffrey Epstein authority. I don't know what you. There are some like non-voting representatives, I think, from places like that. Okay. I didn't know we had our own Virgin Islands. So the

British have the Virgin Islands, and then right below it, we have the U.S. Virgin Islands, and then directly to the left, aka West, is Puerto Rico. Like, it's right there. I imagine, I haven't been to the U.S. Virgin Islands, but I bet they're just as nice as the British Virgin Islands, which are awesome. That's such a nice place. Beautiful. I mean, I don't think that's a good place to be these days. I don't want to be anywhere new to the Venezuelan War that's about to pop off any moment. My, British Virgin Islands,

nothing's going to pop off down there. It's like a bunch of resorts and like 60 people and one, apparently that way. I think I've been to two of the three. I mean,

I need a scale for this man. Thomas for sure. I don't know about. I've heard St. Thomas is awesome. It looks like it's like 400 miles from Venezuela. I don't know. That's too close from me.

You may get some fallout. My, my, my, my YouTube war commentator, like channels that I watch. Like, one of them was like,

I honestly thought we're going to war with Venezuela last night. the amount of traffic and movement that was going on at the Pentagon and in the Caribbean like he keeps like what's it making the making the list of known or something print do you know what I'm talking about a blonde young guy looks like he's maybe 35 blonde good looking he does like someone else he does like he analyzes conflicts and potential war stuff I think he's ex-military I don't know his name I he's just it's recommended to me but every day we inch closer to a fucking war with Venezuela

for some reason. And every week we blew up more of those boats. Although I got to say, the last video I saw one of those boats, that boat was up to no good. It had like three, maybe four outboard engines on it, all screaming. This was an intense speed

boat. And you could see that like the boat was open and it was full of square packages. And there's just some guy in it just hauling ass and they shoot it with what must have been a $300,000 missile. oh so it was a budget attack yeah I mean that's what they cost you know

yeah I have been careful like part of me feels like it's yucky to just execute people without any kind of trial for something that's criminal like that to use a military to just end people but like were these fishermen submarine fishermen

most fishermen don't use subs I can't explain what if this is like a Hank Hill situation where Hank figures out that you can catch the best bass with crystal meth and they're out there with the purest of Fent. Preston Stewart is the guy I was trying to come up with his name. I think he does really good work. He tries to be non-political.

He goes out of his way to not be political. But he's an ex-military guy who. Oh, this is the same guy we were talking about? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I watch him too. I wouldn't say he's blonde. Maybe not. I'm having a hard time seeing it. Hey, it looks pretty blonde to me. It's definitely, I guess not. I guess it's brownish. Yeah, I suppose so. Are you blonde, Kyle? Yeah. A little bit. Okay. All right. Well, then yeah.

Yeah. Yes, I am. Blonde hair, blue eyes. Yeah. The master is. Yeah. I've been, you can't tell. Like, once a year, at least, I go on Twitter and I like search up African countries that border each other because there are the funniest bans going back and forth between African countries. Like the one I was almost recently is apparently Somalia thinks they're entitled to greater Somalia, which includes some of like Ethiopia and other places. And it'll be these like Ethiopians. And they don't have, they're not Western. And so they have none of that like bite your tongue.

Don't say like certain things attitude. And so it'll be like some Somali guy. I saw this video. It was made like it was an e-bombs world video where it showed like these like sticker art on current Somalia with guns showing them like on a map dominating their opponents and Somalia slowly expanding

and like then their star on there is everything and then it was a bunch of like Ethiopian guys under it being like Somali you try it you bring your light bulb headed us over the border and you try it in Ethiopia because we play for keeps and then some Somalis are like fuck you you do not

we have a giant coastline you are a pussy country you are pussy country full of faggots and they're like yelling at each other in English and like using our slurs they'll use the N word on each other that's me that's mutually

instruction right there it's so funny to read these like localized conflicts that we know nothing about and see how the Sudanese war that's happening right now The Sudanese war that's happening right now is crazy. They said that 60,000 people were massored in one week. That's huge.

The genocide that's happening in Sudan is on another level. I looked a little into it, but it's one of those things. It's hard to understand. But I think there was a coup. And then after the coup, there was now two factions of former military that are at war with one another. And the predominantly Muslim backside is massacring anyone who is not a Muslim. and bearing them in masquerades. They went into a children's hospital and killed all of the children and all of the doctors and all of the families, like 400 people.

What are the people they're killing if they're not Muslim? Are they Christian or they Hindu? Yeah, I believe they're Christians. Well, I read about the Christian slaughter and then it turned out like that's in Nigeria. Yeah, that's the Nigeria Christian slaughter. They're killing Christians in Nigeria, but it's a much lower level. But it wouldn't be Hindu in Sudan. that would be Christian and Islam

be the two biggest religions by far, right? I would imagine so, or some sort of unto religion, like, I don't know, maybe they worship the Great Zebra King or some shit. Hmm. I mean, that seems like a weak one. The Great Zebra King? Yeah, there's a skittish king.

You ever face that? I heard of zebra. Well, Kyle, this would be... And it was easy. This would be why it's so brutal against the Christians. They're slow compared to me. There's only like one to three. percent Christian over there, and there's

95 to 97 percent Sunni Islam. They are outnumbered. There's a coyote that won't leave my backyard. I keep letting him out. I think he's looking for puppy salad or something. We can't leave him alone. You just need to wait like

two weeks, and then he wouldn't dare. Dude, our puppies have tripled since you've seen them. They're bigger than they used to be. Yeah, I think a coyote would struggle. Like, you know, with a big dog. with a big dog I agree but at their current they are so

clumsy if you drop my dog from four inches it's fucked it just not know how to handle this situation he's got like baby giraffe legs that's sweet though I'm glad they're going to be huge I don't remember if you even need a license

to shoot coyote I think they're technically varmints and I don't I'm not sure you you have a lifetime license though I don't think there's anything special you need for varmints. I haven't done it since I was 14 or 15 or 16 or something, but we used to go shoot coyotes a lot and foxes to a less extent.

I felt sorry for the foxes, though. I didn't like shooting them. Yeah, they're cuter than coyotes. Coyotes are kind of grimy. They're like, I don't know. They're like little dogs in the end. They're spindly. Yeah, they're skinny.

They're big fluffy tails. They do. Yeah. We wiped all the kiosk. coyotes that were on our property out like and anywhere near our property really we like we hunted down there where their dens and killed the ball they were uh they'll they'll they'll like um they'll kill baby cabs they'll like exhaust them until they die or they'll get them down and disembowel them or something horrific like that so you kind of got to kill them yeah they're

shitty little animals oh it's dinner time it is let's get to it let's fash 787