Painkiller Already - PKN 590

Episode Date: December 10, 2025

PKN 590 Kyle was just telling us not feeling his best SEC champions that's all that matters Woody SEC champions I don't know what I was thinking sick or shine okay

you know what Gamma came into Atlanta and got fucking humiliated and somehow they let them still stay in the playoffs I don't know how that works 28 to 7

it was a thrashing that's how it would have to work right otherwise they would have teams in the future opting out of division champions right I'll tell that to BYU

because they played in their conference championship get lost and they kicked them right out really because i thought you were telling us on pk a that they made it not count they did and then they went back on their word and kicked b yu out of the no really but b yu wasn't no but that no because b yu was ranked 11 only the top 10 ranked teams get in and then the top 12 no the top 10 ranked teams get in and then the two champion divisions like the sun and the american division get in like james madison university and toulain but how do you rate of the top 10 get in. So BYU is ranked 11. No. BYU should have been in. Miami belongs in.

Notre Dame shouldn't be in. They didn't have. I looked at their schedule today like the records of the team they, teams they beat. It's pathetic. Did you see the meme where it's like the Notre Dame guy and like it's like Boston College two and 10 and he like beats the shit out of that guy? And then he's like walking tough and then just hugs the side as like Alabama, Georgia, Ohio State. All these other ones go by, then they turn back all tough. It's like, every time we talk college football, it's funny because I'm, I, are like, especially the playoffs. I'm like, is it me that's dumb or is this retarded? We let 11 people decide. It's James Madison getting in and two lane is it? Yeah.

Yeah, them getting in is nonsense. If you take them out, then I'm fine with Notre Dame getting in. And then BYU belongs in too. That's what it should be. James Madison already played Ole Miss. like a real team this year? How do you think that went? They lost 50 to 10, I think.

Yeah. Really. Where Ole Miss is like doing the playoffs. In basketball, it kind of works. You know, like some team like Hofstra will have a hard time getting noticed or ranked. And there's 64 or 68 teams, I think, they may get basketball, something like that. But also the winners from like the Colonial Conference get an automatic bid. But there's a lot of upsets in college basketball.

Sometimes that, what is it? 12-5 or the 12-7, like that upset is super common. Every so often it's 16. The Cinderella stories, every year there is one. So we'll see how it works in football. I do understand your argument. Like, these guys are weak, and it's not going to happen, and it's not fair for the number 11 team not to get in

when two weaker teams perhaps did. So James Madison plays number five, Oregon. Oh, my God. Oregon is favored by 21.5 points, all right? and then Tulane plays number six Ole Miss. Ole Miss is favored by 17 and a half points. And then we get to play the winner of that. If Tulane and Ole Miss played 50 times,

I think Ole Miss might win 50 times. We're going to get to see. I would love to see a Cinderella story. If there's a Cinderella story, then everybody can eat crow, and I'll applaud this, letting those conference champions in. but it really doesn't make sense to let Alabama in. They had negative three rushing yards for the game.

They scored seven points, and the seven points they scored was because an official blocked us. Like we couldn't make the tackle because there was an official. They had a 12 man on the fucking field. The zebra was like right in the middle of the field blocking for them. Did you watch the whole game or did you watch part and you're like, all right this is a route i watched the whole fucking thing i watched the the the the uh the ceremony afterwards where they present the trophy i watched kirby smart speech i watched the quarterback speech

i watched the press conference um it was a good fucking day it was beautiful it couldn't have been any better it couldn't have been any better unless if they had actually maybe if they beat them 28 to nothing then they wouldn't let alabama in i don't know um i get that you don't want to punish people from playing the conference championship, but you literally have to put blinders on and pretend like Alabama belongs in there after that thrashing. Oh, they do.

Like they have more ranked wins in the top 15 than any other team in the country, right? They have one of the top three or four hardest strength of schedule. Like, they played Georgia twice, and they won one. Like, that's a big deal. Like, they're better than two.

While Tulane and James Madison are in the mix, I think it's absurd to be like, you guys see they're letting Alabama play. And it's like, yeah, you have a bunch of guys who are doing like eco-economics fucking studies in James Madison University, some guy who's like 5-9 as a cornerback, I bet. Like, they're going to get blown out. Muted. Muted, Kyle. Hmm. I need your analysis. I need it. I put a, I put 100 on Broncos to win the, the Super Bowl, and I put 100 on Georgia to win the CFB. Georgia's 5 to 1. Broncos are almost 1,100 to 1.

or 11 to 1. It's plus 1,100. 1100 to 1. Get their money in now. Finally, Vegas makes their... It's plus 11,00. So my 100 pays off, you know, over $1,000. So that'll be good because the Broncos are going to win Super Bowl.

And it come from behind victory in the fourth quarter, Taylor, in the Super Bowl. You think so? I don't know. I'm not convinced the SEC is as good as they used to be. There's certainly not the top division this year. last year they got butt-fucked in almost every playoff game and I'm looking at bama's wins and it's all like other overranked SEC teams and I'm like let's just see how the playoffs play out well I mean when the NIL money comes in then I think USC had the number one recruiting class because who doesn't want to play football in Los Angeles you know I get it I get it um yeah I don't know we'll see how the playoffs go we'll see how the playoffs go because it it it It used to be like, oh, winning against an SEC team is the greatest thing ever. And losing to an SEC team shouldn't even hurt your ranking because SEC is so amazing.

And it's like, you guys are this can't lose situation where you just circle jerk each other off all the time. And everything an SEC team does is flawless. And then they go to the playoffs and get butt fucked. So let's see how it goes. I think 21 of the last 24 years, the national champion has been SEC or Big Ten. And that's favoring SEC. Going back to before players were paid, things are different now. That's just the last two or three years, though, right?

Yeah. They've been paying those fuckers under that. They've been slide. I saw someone making jokes like how Indiana got so good this year, where they were like, for 155 years, Indiana was legitimately the only team in the country that thought you couldn't pay players. And as soon as it was allowed,

they're like, oh, well, hunky-dory with a sort of firing the money. Yeah. Yeah. And now the big 10 that's overrated more than the SEC. They're one and two, I guess, right? the defending champions and who are their big wins i don't know right we'll see we're gonna see we're gonna play the games that's the that's the fun part looking for that but some of them ditch out and

go to the NFL beforehand don't they that kind of throws a wrench in the whole thing where it's like this team uh we made a really good team but it turns out that this uh what this old miss squad yeah you're really the second team is going to be playing because everyone else went and join the jaguars new rule that college money they get should be tied to the playoff game yes man sometimes you just knock it out of the park that's gay as hell so we we got knocked out like was it last year maybe we had to play uh they didn't let us in and we had to play notre dame and lost the notre dame but we have our quarterback so it's like we don't have a quarterback and now he played a lion in fairness he had a prostate in fairness georgia doesn't use their quarterback so that guy actually left the program the the QB from last year and went to

Miami so he's in the playoffs on a different team now which is pretty cool for him I don't know if he starts I don't know if he starts it's the really ugly guy with the Steve Buscemi face he's got those bug eyes you know good for Miami that's that's that's his name it would have been so gay if Notre Dame got in oh I'm so glad Notre Dame didn't get in yeah yeah I like I like seeing the people I like seeing Chang Gillis that's kind of fun I saw him oh was he said it's his team yeah I've heard I know that but I didn't see it was he it talking about it was there a clip of him or worse yeah yeah he'd be I there's a YouTube video I watched where he's on somebody's sports show

and he's just like and he say what I'm saying basically like like how does Bama make it and we don't I don't like Alabama being in there Bama's a better team than Notre Dame they've better record Bama lost a Florida yeah I don't think he They also beat Georgia by three, but hold on. Hold on. We need to be fair. Here's Notre Dame schedule. Number 10, Miami, they take on first game of the season. They lose. Number 16, Texas A&M, they lose. And then they get a big win against Purdue. They win against Arkansas, the worst team in the SEC this year. They beat Boise State. They beat NC State. USC, they beat ranked 20. Boston College, they beat. Navy, they beat. Syracuse they beat. Stanford, they beat. They beat. And Pittsburgh. Eric they beat. I don't understand why those two conferences with Tulane and James Madison get these automatic bids for their champ.

Why do they get that? And others don't. Because Duke won the A. Why is it Duke in there? You know what I mean? Like Duke won the ACC, I think. Yeah, but they're like seven and five and they won the ACC. Who cares? They won their championship. Must be tough over there in the ACC. Very fly-by-night

system here seemingly. Not this year. sometimes we win Clemson's good now and then Florida has their years There's something We said about like those early losses Versus late losses

Because these teams are clearly getting better As the year progresses Like today's Georgia team Would be week one's Georgia team And I think that's probably true Everywhere throughout the league Barring injuries and stuff And coaches leaving programs

And stuff like that But no one has turned down their bowl who didn't have an excuse, except for Notre Dame. There's some other schools who are like, yeah, actually, we didn't know we'd be in position for a bowl, and our head coach is gleaving, and our players are in Hawaii and Europe now, so it doesn't work.

They're all on vacation. Everybody's gone. They scattered to the wind. We have to turn down your bowl. But Notre Dame is straight up like, you're going to snub us? We don't want to play in the Pop-Tart bowl. That hasn't been a basketball, too.

Like sometimes teams, they don't make the dance who think they deserve it. and then they get invited the NEC and they're like no thank you NEC I don't want to the NIT I'm sorry I don't want to go to the not invited tournament I'm

yeah that's pretty lame of them Notre Dame being like taking their ball and going home but what can you expect from a franchise that literally gets to make their schedule every year by the take your ball and go home like ID out that's what they do

they have three away games next year three house that they put on the schedule every time and you know what I saw on that list Notre Dame was like we're not doing a bowl game and then other schools said it one of the schools that said they're not doing a bowl game is Rutgers they're ineligible

I hear Taylor's point and he's making strong lines but I can't help but I rarely vibe this way but I'm like don't hate the player hate the game Notre Dame's home all the time they're arranging all this stuff to their advantage they're probably overranked compared to where they belong

and but dude losers you're by far the most of most popular team in college football. Like if Notre Dame had Georgia's talent right now, it'd be Yankees level attention. Oh, yeah. Right? Notre Dame is the most popular team in college football and they make their own rules. And

it's not fair, but part of me is like, well played Notre Dame. I love our coach so much. Actically, it makes sense. His speeches and his press interviews are so good. Kirby Smart is just like, they doubted us all year he's always with that and he puts it in the player's mind i think maybe he doesn't let him look at media he's like you know what they're saying about you boys saying you about your queers bunch of losers they said they fucked your girlfriend mike what raging them like preseason rank number one no one thought we could do it yeah yeah all year like on the tv on mute behind him in the locker room ESPN has like a kairon that's like Georgia the new alabre

Alabama? Like the new running of the table? Like, yeah, Georgia's got a bit of a dynasty going. Yeah, they won the back-to-back national titles, and then they went to the SEC title last year, and then they won it this year. And then we'll see why they do. I'm hoping we, I mean, I bet $100.

I'm hoping we win this thing, and I get my $500 pay off. That'll be fun stuff. Were they the favorites, Georgia? For what? In the Alabama game? No, no, for the playoff, for the final championship. The third. third seat

their third so Ohio State Indiana and then Georgia do the probabilities match the seeds oh yeah yeah yeah okay big time

yeah I think Georgia is like five to one and I think I think Indiana might be 275 like plus 275 has Indiana played a lot of good teams Ohio just

Ohio State 13 to 10 which is I've seen Indiana's schedule I didn't watch them play all year I know that in the 126 years of Indiana football this is the best team they've ever had their coach is a real card too he's he's his interviews he's like yeah kind of

know what i'm doing google me i like i win james for you i want georgia to win but if georgia can't throw it throw it to fucking indiana that would be a fun story for them they've never been good before they finally are good they rags to riches that's a fun thing i line up with that i line up with that if georgia doesn't win who would you want to win calabama or old miss I wanted to be an... My friend went to Ole Miss. I should have thought of that. So while I don't have any loyalty to the SEC per se,

I do think that it adds more credence to saying that Georgia's schedule is stronger because they went through those SEC teams than others. I think the strength of schedule argument can be made much more easily. If Alabama wins this whole thing somehow or if Old Miss wins this whole thing somehow,

or who else from the SEC is in there? Let's see. Texas A&M. yeah they're good Oklahoma I don't even know they're heavily represented in this thing but we'll see yeah five teams out of 12

yeah we're in a bowl what fucking what the the the tampex bowl the yeah

NC states in like the Brillo toilet scrubber bowl or something like that yeah we're in the Delaware Dunkeroo's uh against the who's as the Virginia Cavalier. Did they even train for that bowl?

Did the players consider their season over between now and the next few weeks? The seniors do that can go to the NFL. I think they really stop giving a fuck. I don't know. I think it's going to depend on program to program, bowl to bowl, and player to player because some of these guys have something left to prove. And for some of these guys,

it's like all I can do is hurt myself and hurt my chances. I'm already, like, well-regarded. I'm going in the first round. So I wouldn't want to play in a bowl game if I'm going in the first round, and it's the Pop-Tart bowl. Isn't the Pop-Tart Bowl actually one of the top ones outside of the main five?

Because that's what Notre Dame is supposed to play, and they're like the bubble team. Okay. That's so gay of them not to play. Yeah, I heard some coach. They're looking for somebody to play in the ball. Maybe they failed it, and I didn't notice because I've been ill. But some coach was like, you know, I like,

pop tarts, especially the brown sugar ones, like in an interview, and it's like, what the fuck are you do? That wasn't Mike Leach, that guy that you linked the other day that I've watched highlights of him. He's like, the thing about the candies is I'm a big fan of gummies. Sour, you can't go on.

Mike and Ike's great, but I hate Mike. Only Ike. It's like, that's interesting. Mike, what colors do you like? He's like, you're yellow, green, orange, get the red ones out of here. Don't need you have a single use for them. and afterward they're like how do you think your guys played and he's like pretty good

got away I'm going to go this is going to be some good football I'm looking at like where is the Georgia game going to be ESPN okay Georgia plays on ESPN they get they've got the first round by and like I said they play the winner of Tulane versus old miss um on January 1st New Year's day I'll be tuning in for the tax slayer gator bowl of missou versus number 19 Virginia a true clash of the Titans. I mean, that's good. That's, that's, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that seems very respectable to me that they're playing number 19.

Well, Mizzu only lost to good teams this year. They lost to Alabama by three. They lost to Vanderbilt. They lost to Texas. I was about to say, Vandy had a hell of a season. They lost to Oklahoma. Vandy had a hell of a season. They, uh, I think they won 10 games, something.

I think it's the first time in program history they won 10. Yeah, yeah, 10 too. Good for them. Yeah. Anyway, I played Arc Raiders with Harley Dude, it is so much fun It is so much fun First of all Harley showed me his money route

And that's helped me get ready They're doing this thing to prestige You need 5 million space bucks which is a ton The whole community is like Oh my God, that's too tall of an ask We've got like 4.2 million space bucks already And a lot of it is due to Harley's money run So it's going well

But we played with Harley he's so funny on the proximity chat like we got pushed by a team it was 3 v3 we beat them another team heard that and they came at us we took them out too and he's just they're so in this game you knock them and they can crawl around as they put out for a little bit and they can hear you and i wish i could do his delivery justice because it's so good but he's like you guys must feel so stupid you took on the best players the best gamers in topside what were you thinking? He's just like ripping them

and complimenting us and it was hilarious. And then there was another time we were like breaching or something like opening loot and they shot us all in the back and Harley's like, what are you doing? My friends just got this game today. I'm showing them around, teaching them the maps and you shot him in the back.

Why would you? Everything he says is gold. It's fucking hilarious. He's a good person to play that kind of game with. Yeah. He told him. me like he specked into a bard and also my friends and i i come from call of duty so what i do best in terms of like my gaming talent is setting up the situation to my advantage i want chest high walls in

front of me periods of elevation i want to be able to retreat from the fight if it works for me like the tactics work really well one of my friends comes from c s go every bullet goes between the guy's eyes that's what he's really good at but i think his tactics might have room for improvement because in c s go you one shot kill people so he's used to like tapping him even if he has a position of disadvantage it doesn't matter if that guy can retreat he'll be dead because he hits and uh um i don't know what harley comes from but he plays differently than us he's using zip lines and barricade walls and like all these like things in the game that i just sell right away and uh and he's like doorlock thing i love those he likes the doorlock thing too he's using um you can

put this thing on the door. So now when you go to loot stuff, they make a real loud noise and it takes like seven to ten seconds for them to get in. And you've been properly warned they're about to kill you. So hopefully that doesn't happen. He'll get ambushed. Yeah, it prevents the ambush.

And Harley's got that, Harley has all the tech and gadgets and he knows when it's appropriate to use them in good spots for it. He had different like jump spots. His movement's pretty good. He's a good player. But I think what I liked most was observing the things he does that I would never do and like oh I need to add that to my

toolkit so it was just a great time playing with him and I would not have four million space bucks if he didn't show me his money route and such so it's been fun arc raiders is pretty cool right now but I'm watching burnt peanut he's the biggest guy in arc raters right now streamer his game experience is not like mine he's getting stream sniped constantly like for us. I mentioned how a team came in, then another team came to us, and it stopped there. And that's a good amount. It doesn't always happen that another team third man's in, but it does. He's on his fourth, fifth, sixth teams rolling in. They're always stream sniping them. I see him safely hiding in a bush and people are cross-map hitting him. I feel bad for this guy.

He had 400,000 space bucks. He needs five million. He's fucking so homeless. And then after a night of grinding for money. He slipped down to 80,000. He can't earn a dollar in this game. I don't mean to say that he sucks at the game. He just has a different experience than other people do. He should put on, he's turned off cross platform and then put on a delay so that they can't see when he's searching. Like, that's what you got to do. Because what we've done before just for funsies, when the game first came out, I was playing like four in the morning. And And my European friend was like, stream's not stream something. Yeah, I guess he was.

He's watching my stream and he's joining me. But to like play with me. So very quickly, we had like a gang and solos running around and nobody could fuck with us. Like it's, but we found that it was hard to join like during prime time hours like and get somebody in there. It was really hard to time it. I don't know how you join a streamer's game like that, you know, other than just timing it. Timing it. But it happens to him a ton.

There must be 90,000. people trying to get in and that's due and um like it's so rough on him he's a good player he's not a perfect player sometimes i see stuff that like especially if he's trying to make money and like that thing's too grand and you replace it with something that's worth 500 silly it but uh um he's a good player he just is in a really impossible situation and he runs into cheaters and glitchers all the time oh wow i've seen it but it's not every raid for me like it is for him he used to have the opposite he played a different game than me And that every time someone murdered him, or knocked him, I guess, he'd be like,

uh, it's your favorite streamer, Mr. Peanut. And they'd pick him up and just like, oh my God, I love you so much. I watch all your streams. Now it's like they're mad at him. I think there is a theory. He won best V-tuber and he hates V-tubers. He puts them down. If you call him a V-tuber, which he kind of is, he gets like, faux-insulted.

And he's like, I'm a peatuber. YouTuber. It's totally different. That's racist for you to lump us all together. But when he won best V-tuber, he like, Twitter, V-tubers are mad at him. The whole V-tuber community is upset. He also won Best TVS streamer, which some people are mad about because he's, he's a great player. A bunch of fat people pretending to be anime girls are mad. Yes. And or maybe they're mad. Sometimes traditionally a attractive, good-looking fit people choose to have an avatar of a Pokemon character serendipitously. Really attractive people, normal behind the screen.

I think Sailor Moon, because that's what I look like in real life. What's your problem? But he's getting bullied in games so bad and he can't earn a dollar. It's good content. It's got to be part of the gag, though, because like he knows, just hide your like there are games that are

like Rust is the worst for that because once they find your rusts over, it's over. You can hurt. He does find hide what map he's going to with this like little movie he puts on. Really still they get him. Okay. That's rough. And on top.

Well, they have like inferred guesses and stuff. You know, like, ooh, he's working on trials right now. He's probably going to go to the map with the electricute storm or something. And so they have guesses and they get him. Or maybe they join right after he does because the joint, you keep joining for like 15 minutes in this game. And the delay thing, I hear you, but it also makes your stream suck. Oh, I only want the delay when you're, so what, do what Landmark does is what I really mean in that you hide the screen. Like while he's like putting his kit together and chatting, he hides his screen for like three, four minutes.

And you don't know if he started, if he went into a map three minutes ago or just now. Like at any point, he might start searching. And that really works well for Tarkov because of the long matchmaking times that you can run into where three, four minutes isn't about normal, I think. Um, you know, so, so that, that hides in pretty well. Rust, they have to do a whole thing where whenever they pull up their in game map, it hides it for the whole stream because it's procedurally generated. So they can find that map. They're like, oh, that's the map.

Well, I know what it looks like now. Let me go through the, let me look at all the maps on all the servers. And we know he's not going to play on some bullshit server. He's only, he's like, there's like 50 servers he might be on. Let's just find the one that looks like this. And now we can ruin his day. And again, Rust isn't a game. where you can be like all right let's find a new server it's like no we put 20 hours into that

server we just lose all that progress if we go somewhere else so it's a it's a real fucker to stream rust plus the first 20 hours are not necessarily the most interesting you're like hunting for scrap and getting on board you're getting your I like those bow and arrow fights like I like yes I do too I like crossbow fights um I like the will Jim yeah I might have missed his name up but I think he makes particularly good content and he's not known is a PVPer, but gosh, does that mean he's only top 5%? Like, you know, he's good.

Yeah, I, whenever you get bored of our creators, I really think you would like Rust, especially if you go into, we went into Rust with like a thing or like an idea in mind, instead of just like experiencing the game. If you went to it with a mission, like we're going to own oil rig.

We're going to put our base on the beach, on the part of the land that's closest to the oil rig. we're going to build like a whole moat we're going to build a castle and like our whole like game plan is just going to be oil rig oil rig oil rig oil rig oil rig you know everybody else can have the rest of the map this is ours though like that to me has always been really fun that does sound cool going to the old oil rig early when you've got bows and arrows and no one else has thought to go there is really fun too i saw a guy own a little swamp and it sounds boring but it had a monument there and it spawned stuff and the fact that he got a hundred percent of this sort of B-tier monument is a lot better than 10% of an S-tier monument. Yeah, I probably saw that same video

it's maybe years ago, but he was doing a whole Shrek thing. He was like, stay out of more, swamp. He built a tree house in one of the trees. It might have been a different one. I may have seen the tree-house one, but in any case, he makes good content. I hope he's doing well. Burt Peanut makes good content,

and the internet is bullying him. He brought on Cloaksie. I don't know if you know him. Cloxy. no idea very much impresses me with his play he's incredibly good at this game he might be the best better than shroud better than summit like he's in that small list of could be number one and even he was having a hard time getting peanut money you know he's it was a struggle if you're getting stream sniped that like because of the way your help works and it's not like cod

where after each fight you pause for five seconds and now you're 100%. It's you've got to charge your shield and heal your HP up and reload your guns and there's loot all over the ground and your positioning is so important in that game. You're at a huge disadvantage if you're being streamed snipe, especially by multiple teams. If you have excellent gear,

you might be able to recover your health in 30 seconds. If you're trying to do it on a budget, it could be a whole minute. And that's a lot in a gunfight. Yep. Yep. I saw that there's a new Warhammer game coming out next year, Taylor. It's an RTS. I sent you a link. It's Dawn of War

4. It's like a, you know, base building, RTS game and it's Warhammer. I'm definitely going to play that. Would be down. Is there any gameplay? Yeah, I think there's a trailer. I think they released a trailer. But I don't know how much game play

is in the trailer. It's mostly like lore shit, which to me, because I'm a lore nerd, there was like big reveals as you're watching the trailer with like known characters. Like at the end of it, the Lionel Johnson, who's like one of the two returned good prime arcs like these demigods like reveals himself and it's just oh oh yes we get to play as a god

like i'm pretty psyched for that i've read all that guy's books not that he wrote them they're written about him but you know what i mean no this is i mean it's showing some top down stuff it looks more like um it looks a lot like company of heroes i should say like the way the units it's like a group of five with a little banner on top, the health bar. I wonder how control will be. There is a three. You know, there's a dawn of war three. You could, or you could go to that and see what the game. I don't understand what you mean. There's a, so it's the fourth game in the, in a series of games. Okay. This is Don of War four. Oh, I see. So you're like, you look at three, you'll get a vibe for a four. Yeah, I think three is like six years old, but I think it's going to be pretty indicative

of like how the gameplay works. I know that they, I read something about them adding base building back because I think it had been removed or streamlined before. But I don't know. I'm always down for an RTS and I love that Warhammer stuff. Taylor only has a 4090. So he likes to keep it to Minecraft and Tetris. Makes sense. It makes sense.

Run those in a crisp 480. 10,000 frames. And man, this thing puts off heat. Yeah. If the third one got rid of base building, and they're bringing that back, then I guarantee I wouldn't like the third one. Because a big part of what makes RTS fun is building the base.

That was a big problem with Company of Heroes, the World War II one we did, because they would let you build buildings, but only on pre-assigned patches of the map. And it's like, no, I don't want that. Like, I want to be able to organize it how I like. Like, if I want my military production buildings closer to the front of the battle,

knowing that's risky because if we get pushed back, I'm going to lose access. But no, I want that production up there because I'm going to gamble on not losing the fight with my greater production closer to the battle. Like if there are defensive towers or, you know, gunships or mortars, whatever I can do. Like I want to pick where those go. I don't want it to be like a little icon like Company of Heroes where it's like this is where you click to add defense. And it's like, no, no, when my defensive structures work really well and they lose a ton of resources and tanks, I want to know like that wasn't. because the game gave me a benefit for buying an upgrade on a pre-static location gun.

I want to know it's because, oh, I was smart. I took advantage of the hill bonus. I, you know, put it kind of cleverly behind this building so that they would take fire before being able to return it. Yeah, there's got to be good. Looking at it now, it looks like there's going to be four main playable factions at first, and then they'll probably add a fifth later on. So you can play as space marines, adeptus mechanicus, or necrons.

so that's gonna and each of them will have its own like campaign storyline uh that you can do i like that you know i'll give it to go and when's it coming out the beginning next year yeah i don't know when next year and the trailer came out last week or so yeah i'll give that a try the rtsm market is i'm hoping it gets you into the lower my my dream is that you are as into the lore as i am and and you care about like whose cousin's uncle fuck too and like how how that planet was destroyed back in the 37th millennium. I'll never know about Lord of the Rings lore. I care a lot. From the stuff I've read about Warhammer, it's really neat. It's fun. It's a really well-fleshed-out, expansive world.

And so I've enjoyed that book Kyle sent me a couple years ago. The Krieg book, that was fun. I enjoy fantasy. It's just I don't have the connect with Warhammer like I do Lord of the Rings. It's more just half, like once in a while I'll go on a thing where I watch those YouTube videos where it's like explaining the emperor, explaining this and that. And I'll be like, oh, this is really interesting. This is neat. I'll listen to this while I'm gaming. I just don't.

I like the dark angels a lot because they're- I sleep listening to that stuff. So it's going in on the- Oh, yeah. I probably listen. I watch at least an hour of that shit a day on average, for sure. You're going to like forget who Julius Caesar is, like all these real-life things. So there's a lot of the-

They use archetypes from other literature in their characters. So, like, Lionel Johnson, the character that I mentioned is going to be in this new game. He's sort of your Arthurian legend type things. You know, but he pulled a magic sword that was fucking revealed to him by a god and stuff like that. He's a he's the monster slayer of Caliban. I love that shit. I love hearing about their feats. If this game rips and it's awesome, then I will end up getting into the lore because I'll

one to know. Yeah, that's my hope. Like, like, I'll probably be like, oh, I was having fun playing with the orcs, but then I learned some lore and, ah, these guys aren't as cool as I thought they were. The orcs are so fucking, the orcs have great lore to, like, Gazgoal, like, the, like, the, the orcs have that thing where, if there's a great leader amongst them, he just starts, like, like, psychically drawing millions to him, to his flag. And, um, once he's defeated everything collapses like their morale completely falls apart and they start infighting to take his plays but every now and then maybe once every thousand years there'll be a leader that's like on another level of power scaling and so they've kind of got that now with the orcs

with gas ghoul thraca i can't say his whole fucking name it's a long name i think uh this game has a lot of potential if they lean into the base building and they don't do or a lot of a lot of potential me to enjoy it because I was going to be like I don't want them to have a starcraft style more set forget it economy yeah I want it to be like age of empire you have to balance it right you know you do not build your economy the same way if you're doing even slight differences in proportionality of this unit and this unit in a composition like and if you know I am focused on the battle for for two straight minutes my guys were under resources they're standing there idol like now I'm going to lose because I'm not going to be able to reinforce like I need to know

the right times to hit the hotkey to take me back to my town center reorganize my eco real quick and then get back in the fight and keep production up and like constant movement I that would be sick because if it's similar to AOE in that way I'm gonna I'm gonna absolutely love it we'll see I'll see what they do I'm definitely gonna play that game though I saw the trailer come out and I was very excited I had to go to my like YouTubers and see if they were excited and they're all blown away too because they like talk about Warhammer for a living. Like

Turin? No well Turin. Well he doesn't do lore. He plays Warhammer fantasy games. I think he's diversified in the last few years but like Luton or the Remembrancer or Wolf Lour Rodor like the guys who do actual

40K lore and they're on camera and the entire background behind it is nothing but Warhammer shit. There's candles burning behind them. There's like, there's like a little faith seals like all over their microphone. Like they're very, very into Warhammer. It's all they do. Good for that. Warhammer's cool. I bet Henry Cavill is going to be playing. There's, they think there might be a reveal this week based on something Amazon did. I didn't look, I need to watch that video to understand why they think there might be something released this week about the Henry Cavill Warhammer show. I know that he's been working

most recently on Highlander. Remember the Highlander movies? You know, that could be only one, McLeod. Right. A bunch of people who can't die unless you cut their heads off and they're somehow drawn to find each other and cut each other's heads off.

A quickening. Yes, we'll be drawn together for the end. Quickening. That's what's called, yeah. Those movies are awful. The first was pretty good. He said it with a big smile. Those movies, you know what?

I think they're really awful. They are. Like the first one's good because it's just, you know, him learning that he is an immortal and what's his name? Ramirez training him and everything. Like that's. And then that's all in the like Scottish highlands of like the 15 or 1,400s of some shit. And then you go to like modern day New York or Los Angeles and he has to face off with the Gorgon again who like raped his wife and murdered her and killed his master like four or five hundred years ago. that's a fun story. But then in the later sequels, they tried to explain where immortals come from and they decided, they're aliens. They're aliens and they were banished to Earth

and there are more aliens coming and they're trying to chain and it just became this really silly thing. Let's answer this question by inviting a thousand more. It's not really solving it. I may as well say they're like dwarf women just popped out of holes in the ground and they're there.

But that's what Cavill's working on now, I think, is the Highlander. I hope it's good. I'm simultaneously excited about what Cavill might do with Warhammer and also like, bro, wasn't it like 20, 20 when you said you were doing that? Like, it feels like it's been way too long. Yeah, shows take too long to do. I'm rewatching The Penguin right now. My girlfriend's loving it. She's like, I love this show.

Is there a season two? And I'm like, well, the Batman, too, got delayed. And it comes before season two of the Penguin. So season two of the Penguin has to wait for the Batman. two to come out to even begin production. Oh, sweetheart, I don't want to be the bear of bad news, but it's going to be a few years. And if you look at the wall where I've always had this, my DiCaprio age curve, I don't know if it's going to be you and I watching season two together.

I don't know. It's a mix. TV is way better than it was back in the day. When I was a kid, television was what friends was. You know, silly things on the same set. all the time dumb jokes that wouldn't stand without a laugh track okay cool now movies are shit mostly like it you can't tell a good story in 90 minutes or even 120 minutes like nothing like you could the kind of development and unfolding that you can do in a tv show tv shows are now to me

the higher class sort of primary way to tell a great story on the other hand you get eight episodes every three years yeah yeah yeah I mean, they've done some sort of internal math where they're like, even if we have a hit show, like, we make more money following that up with our shotgun approach. Because if we have this budget for this number of additional shows, we'll at least peel off X amount. Like, they definitely have internal data. The problem is that if they made more money by rushing through Stranger Things, they would have done it. So like Friends, for example, they were, the cast was the cost there. They were all making a million dollars each by the end because they negotiated together or whatever.

but the set it's free they own that set that they just own that that's just free they're paying electrical bills but now these shows cost 50 million dollars an episode and so to get the funding to and to get the next season even approved they got to prove that it's gonna be a winner in many cases some some properties aren't like that i think last of us um like took off so well that they approved like multiple seasons i think fallout as well fallout's about to come out again i think on the 17th um i haven't watch the trailer, but I know McCulley Culkin's in it. I love him as an actor, so I'm looking forward to that. Fallout's one of my... McCulley. I knew his younger brother still did a lot of stuff. Kieran. Both of his younger brothers, yeah. McCulley still acts and does stuff. I mostly see

him on YouTube on when he guest stars on RLM or something like that, and you really get a sense of his personality because it's an hour and a half long YouTube video of him just watching bad movies with three YouTubers and like shooting the shit. He's... I love McCulley. Colkin. He seems like he's got a great personality. So I'm looking forward to the new fallout. I'm watching Penguin right now. And I finished up all of Homeland, all eight seasons of Homeland. And they do 12 episodes a season. So it was a, and they're like 50 minutes each. So it was a, it was a lot of content. I got to say, that's one of the best shows I've ever seen. Like, it's not like Sopranos level, like incredible acting, but it's solid the

whole way through. It never felt like it dipped. It never felt stupid or lame or contrived. It was just like, yeah, the CIA gets their hands dirty, huh? Like they're just all over the ground. Right now. Are they? What's the CIA? Well, I'm talking about Venezuela. Yeah.

Sorry, on McCleekulkin. He's got like nine siblings. There's like nine Culkin kids running around and they all look like him. They're all just variations. They're like dolly sheep clones of like tangentially that's so weird i i know i've talked about it before it's still my favorite tweet ever

but someone was making fun of step currie's wife because all her kids look the same and she's like that's what happens when they all have the same baby daddy it's like how would that be how would that be a line of attack because they look identical to step they look like many step curries they have the same haircut dude he's their dad why when you look at it I'm telling you, like, you look at somebody's, like, I look a little like my dad and a little like my mom. It's a very clear amalgamation of the two. But you look at Steph Curry's kids and it's like, oh, little step one, little staff two and little step three, huh? Like same haircut, same like skin tone, like they're identical. That's some strong genes. Good for him.

The Kelsey jeans, you know, the two Kelsey brothers, Travis Kelsey and I think Brian Kelsey. Anyway, Brian Kelsey, the one that's retired, he has four daughters and all of them look like the dad and the mom who's very attractive is just like Jason kill my fucking this up Jason I'm sorry yeah my main mistake I'm sorry so Jason Kelsey is like you she's like the Kelsey jeans are strong there's nothing you can do if Travis and Taylor have kids they're gonna look like Travis it's impossible to resist and every once in a while she thinks she sees a hint of herself in one of the kids but barely they stunk it up the other night my homes had a must have been the worst night of his whole

season. I think his pastor rating was 19 or something. He threw three interceptions, no touchdowns. I watched that game. They played the Texans. It was rough. We'll see who this goes. We're out of the playoffs. That's it. Yeah. The Patriots have had a bad year and then became a good team again.

Like they've reloaded. But usually when a team falls off check back in 15 years. It's going to be a lot. I don't know about that. I don't think that they're like Dunzo. Although Kelsey is 36, right? Right, so he's done so.

He probably is done, yeah. Oh, you think he'll turn around at 37? That's going to be his good year. I think he had a good year this year is the thing. I'm not sure, though. I haven't followed him. I've only watched like three or four. I thought he was having a bad year, but that's just going off like side conversations with friends.

I know the team's having a bad year, but I think that Mahomes numbers were okay. This week was off. That was embarrassing to watch. I felt bad for him. he was getting sacked a lot that that was embarrassing i hope i hope that they reload i hope they get some more people uh you would think that andy reed was on his way out right like how many how old is that great big fat guy walrus man yeah i don't know he i mean when i see him he has a build that tells me like that guy knows ball like that guy knows football really well can't talk about

nfl football without talking about jalen hertz of the eagles setting doing something that had never been done in all of the NFL history and all of the games that have never ever been played jalen hurts through an interception then recovered it then fumbled it in the same play it's never been done before is it i guess football's not like baseball where if you fuck up a ton on one play it's still one error no they even said that they're like this is that's negative i don't do fantasy but they're like that's negative four for him and i don't know what the fuck that means but it sounds bad like on the one play. Yeah. It sucks. That's embarrassing. It's wild to have two turnovers on

one play, but you know, when you're great, you can do it. You know, that was just a roller coaster of emotion. No, yes! No! I wish I hadn't even recovered it at this point. Right? It would have been better. We wouldn't be talking about an

interception. That happens all the time. Was it like he picked it up and then just got shit rocked and like dropped it? Is that a bad fumble? That's a good fumble to me. A bad one is when you don't take when you don't hold the ball well that's intercepted now this guy running it back now this guy fumbles it now he grabs it and he fun and when he fumbled he like flicked it eight yards behind him to me he he had possession of the ball but just barely like he yeah he kind of took

us he was juggling it and he was maybe just about to pull it in when the guy hit his ball in hands and knocked it out yeah they're punching like i don't know if that's a punch the ball through Yeah, that's legal. You can punch through, right? Well, like, now it's, it's become like a meta. And you see them ball or fists up and, like, punch the ball. And I'd never seen that before, but I see it all the time this year. Dude, my middle school football coach told us to do that. Really?

Yeah, he told us to like, like, if they're holding it incorrectly, try and punch the ball because you're playing middle school and they'll drop it. If a guy puts a helmet on a ball and it pops out, I'm like, that happens. But if the player is careless and maybe has his arm extended, and it gets swatted away. I'm like, you didn't protect the ball, bro. Like, priority number one is don't give it to the other team. Yeah, the showboating in the NFL.

Anytime I see the guys like high stepping into the end zone, it's like, get it done. And there's also like there's a culture of too much celebrating after scoring when you're still in a bad position. Like you'll see in the NHL, like if the penguins are down five to nothing at the top of the third. and then Sidney Crosby scores a goal. People will, like, he'll say like, all right, all right, like stick in the air. People will come over, like give them like a pat on the head, but people aren't jumping up and down.

It's more of like, all right, we're setting the tone, boys. We're back in this, you know? That's the first thing. Downward down by four. But I'm Cindy Crosby. And so we can do it. But in football, I'll see it where it's like a big celebration. And it's like, oh, man, this guy on the Bengals must have like broken a personal record.

Like this guy is crazy. he's like doing cartwheels he brought it i don't know where he kept that top hat on top that he's not doing his little like uh hello with love it's doing it he's doing a hello my honey hello my ragtime gal in the in the fucking and then i'll look at the then the bottom scorebug it's like Dallas 67 Cincinnati 14 and it's like this is 30 seconds of this guy ecstatic over scoring and if anything like everybody else in the team if i saw that i'd be like no come on like run it back like this we there's no reason to celebrate bonus i'll take it yeah that's true a little maybe a little more if it were that i'd understand but i just don't think it is you know

and mid-see you know but like i don't think it is and if it is it wasn't even if i was like shit that's a hundred thousand dollar catch for me all right let's go if we're down by four or five like like i want to get that ball back to the ref and let's let's try to get the ball back and do that again i don't know i know exactly what you're talking about i see it and i'm It's embarrassed. I'm embarrassed on their behalf. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. In hockey, they'll do it where if you take too much umbrage with someone's celebration, they'll just fight you over it.

And there was this one guy a few years ago who scored on a goal. Great shot like a snipe. And so as his celebration, he took his stick and, you know, the shape of hockey sticks. He flipped it around and, like, used the blade like a butt of a gun. He went like, bang! Like he was shooting the goalie. And then, like, just did that. It was like, yeah, bang, ha-ha.

And then he starts celebrating. And then apparently the other team didn't like that they, like, mock, executed the goalie. And so they attacked him. Yeah. And they were like, like, I remember when John Morant was making finger guns to people. And it's like, bro, you can't do that. You can't do that. You have a gun on you right now.

If a good family man like Steph Curry did that, you'd go, he's being silly. After John Morant got in trouble for the finger guns, he started hurling grenades. He's like, bro, can you just like pop a fist in the air or something? It would be funny if he like instead started doing like the jackoff motion. And they're like, you can't do that either. He's like, well, one or the other. Make your poison. Either I can do Yosemite Sam guns or you have to let me pretend to jack off.

Donald Trump said there would be eight or nine title fights at the UFC White House card. Oh, my God. That seems like it would take forever. How many fights were in a normal night? He doesn't know what he's talked about. say there's between 9 and 12 fights on a card. If you count like the there's prelims and then there's something else.

What do they call it before the prelimbs? Like, early prelims. Free fights. Early prelims maybe. Yeah. Free fights or sometimes they put them somewhere like promotional. Maybe they'll be like what he's saying is just not true. Title fights? How many divisions are there?

There's about 12. And then there's like three women's divisions. Yeah. So you would have to, what they could do to those numbers close is you could bring the BLM belt out and you could bring an interim belt or two out. You know, maybe if a champ can't actually make that fight, then you'd just interim them. But I mean, July 4th, so they've obviously got plenty of time. Nobody who fought this week, like Peelder Yon or whatever is. This whole conversation goes to my thing about Trump.

But like when Trump says something, you start trying to rationalize how it could possibly true because no one's accustomed to people who lie like Donald Trump Yeah absolute moronic bullshit things that aren't remotely close to true just because he has no shame Yeah and there were over here counting divisions like he meant it

Yeah he obviously was like what are they going to be He possibly be right Dude he's not right he's not trying to be right He lies his fucking balls off Every time he opens his mouth He's a scumbag shithead fuckface and this is just more of the same. That's fair.

I hope that, look, I love UFC. I didn't watch this week because I didn't find the fights. Interesting, but Piotr Yon won his belt back, and that's just, if you know that whole story, it's such a fucking come from behind and finally things, finally things go the right way. Like, his belt had been stolen from him. And then the next two or three fights were stolen from him. Like, he got a, he got like a disqualification.

And then he won the O'Malley fight, but they just gave it. to O'Malley and it was one of those where like you look at the media members and it's 15 or 20 of them for Piotr Yon and nobody for O'Malley and I watched the fight I'm no I'm not an expert but I watched the fight and I was like oh all right O'Malley lost and then they raised that goofball's hand it was just like came back and took his belt back from Barab so just huge win huge win Rob got thrashed no way's ever done that to him it was a great it was a great fight I don't know if it would be fair, but I'd love to see O'Malley get the next title shot. That, like, O'Malley won against Yon, didn't really deserve it.

I would love them to run it back. I think they're going to do Marab again because Marab, you know, Marab's the guy who fought four times this year as a champion. Marab probably does, so the argument that Marab deserves it is he fought a lot. He's kind of really established dominance as he cleared out his whole division. now he's starting to do like rematches through the division and he lost one of those maybe deserves an immediate title shot on the other hand for the story i like omali to get the title shot he'd get fucked up again he'd get fucked up again well marab got fucked up marab didn't look good in that fight so like you could make an argument that he doesn't deserve a title shot immediate rematch because immediate rematches are usually given out when the fight was super close it could have gone either way maybe there was like a cut or something like this guy won because he cut his eye with a finger poke and then yeah yeah those are the kinds of things that often weren't rematches not one-sided butt fuckings sure that's that's fair

it couldn't take him down that was beautiful um he was two for 24 that is a lot of action yeah he angered me because he was like you know i tried to make it entertaining for the fans i didn't you know implying he wasn't just trying to wrestle fuck him you tried to take him down 24 times you shit fuck lying dick fuck you you wanted nothing more than to wrestle this guy and he put on an anti-ressel fuck clinic on your ass where you had 22 failed takedown attempts while he beat you you weren't trying to make it entertain your face off and then he said you fuck lady boys and jacuzis jesse did and then he took a picture of himself in a jacuzzi with a bunch of actual women yeah yeah yeah his whole thing is he's he's calling he's

calling the guy out for like being into lady boys and like always vacationing where lady boys are and he's like he just wants to get in the jacuzzi with his boys and he even said it like today he was like yeah I'll do an immediate immediate rematch you know he fought four times this year I feel like he's deserving but I'll fight whoever they put in front of me you know I'm sure he's right now right now he's in a jacuzzi healing up with his boys

but I'm ready to go again he's usually in the jacuzzi with like his fight training partners and stuff like that I haven't seen him with lady boys although maybe I don't see everything but it's just a dig he has on him he's like you always why do you jacuzzi with men so much but Rob is what Georgian or something

I think Mara yes and I think Peotter is like a quarter Chinese a quarter Georgian and half Russian Wow okay A real handful Just a A real mix and match there

Yeah yeah yeah he's part of that I guess that Eurasian Like area where everybody's all mixed up And scary Maraub's face is fucked up like he makes a 20 year NHL vet look unharmed and then after the fight he looked

even worse and you're like oh my god that's tragic and then you see the before and you're like oh actually it's just a rough day maybe if I put this big goofy afro hat on people won't notice nope we notice Meshab

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That's probably what he thinks Or actually Or maybe he would hate communism Yeah They killed too many of my family Probably That is why I am only 5-6 Because they start of me in the Russian Revolution

Zach can you Oh shucks that link probably won't work Oh it did for me It did work for you Yeah Yeah Holy was ugly before but now he just looks like he's got weird bone structure like those sunken in cheeks

he does now but i i'm trying to find it before because it's pretty bad much better this picture looks it doesn't it doesn't make him look like a good fighter he's he's getting abused up there i'm sure he is like like like like like like very much one of the best um that nose must hurt so much it's it's broken badly but oh it was broken badly before, of course. Do we have a good... Yeah, uh, that is his best day.

That is his cosmetolitan cosmetolitan like cover shot. Maybe he'd Photoshop there. That dude looks worse than that. He does here. Yeah. Damn. I bet he hurts so much everywhere. Like, as bad as his faces,

I bet his forearms and his shins. I bet, I bet the skin is off his knees from, from shooting. it must hurt so much after one of those after getting eaten 25 minutes looking forward to you know

tub time with the boys tubby time tubby time and get in there sweaty together that's what that gruel from creep called it remember he called it tubby time yeah oh have they made any more of the show yeah there's two movies

and there's two seasons of the TV show the TV show is like very short episodes it feels like 15 minutes I'm really noticed but each of them is just the same thing again, but different. I think I've watched it because I think there were only like eight episodes or something between the two seasons last time I checked. And it was, I mean, the nature of any sort of show like that, there's going to be hits, it's going to be misses, but the good ones are good. And so it's worth, it's a better hit to miss rate than like Black Mirror. Yeah.

Black Mirror is like you have to suffer through absolute retardation to eventually find one diamond in the rough. I think it's the first episode of the second season that's coming at, it's debuting. as we speak late like there might be a new one tonight um he finds a copycat of him and answers that guy's ad and so that guy is doing his bit trying to make the if you don't know what he the the bit is this he puts in a out of craigslist ad or something similar that says a videographer needed um five hundred dollars for for for 10 hours no questions asked and when they get there he usually has some spiel about how he's dying of cancer and this video is for his son, who's an infant.

So I'm not going to be there for him. So I'm going to teach him to shave. We're going to do that. And we're going to, and like, it's lots of stuff like that. But the guy's very creepy and very odd and very like way too friendly and open. And so like right away, the guy's trying to pull that bid on the guy. And he like, he's like, give me a hug. And he's like, you call that a hug? He like grabs him and pulls him in for this bear hug.

He's like, this isn't going to feel. weird by the end of the day. It's really, really uncomfortable and eerie, and it does a good job setting up in a more realistic way than other horror, like, and creepy thriller stories of that feeling of like, you need to leave now. Except it doesn't do what a lot of horror does, at least in most episodes, where it's like the person stays hours, hours, hours, hours too long. In the movies, they did that, and the shows, it's shorter.

And so, like, what makes the show good is, like, oftentimes when you as a viewer see the thing that would make you leave, it's already too late to be leaving. Like, he's already locked the doors. He's already got you trapped. Like, by the time he's done the first upsetting, really weird thing, you're locked in. Like, you can't escape. And so it's not like, it doesn't follow that trope. So it's a good show. I recommend it.

It's called Creep. There's a couple movies. the first movie's good the second movie's not great the first one's good yeah and then there's a tv show they're doing now which obviously the main actor is producing along with some other people and it's pretty good too they have guest stars that occasionally i recognize it's like i know that actor like that's the guy from this and that or whatever um i like it my girlfriend likes it too we always watch those if there's more of those out i want to watch pluribis which i really enjoying but i'm too invested in burnt peanuts march to five million space dollars we can't get we watched him six hours last night and he made negative 400,000 progress. I'm like, how is this? Well, he hasn't lost it until he takes it out, right?

I'm watching Cloribus, I'm watching Cloribus, dairy, and penguin. And we kind of watch like one episode from each. Like, or are we mix and match? If she's like, ah, we got to know what happens next. I mean, they fell in the well. Let's see if they make it out of that well or whatever. Like, we'll go back to that. But I heard

that a woman had a psychotic break because she saw advertisement for pluribus and thought it was her. So on her Samsung television, she got a pluribus ad. And it said something like, sorry, sorry we upset you, Carol. Her name was Carol. Oh, that's great. So she's already like bipolar. It's not even true. I hope it's really good marketing. Yeah. I think it's true. Like let me see. It can be like marketing for that movie smile where they were like, everyone's talking about these people standing up at baseball games. and smiling and it's like no one's talking about this why are you why is mGM tweeting it

like what the fucking talking about no one no it isn't a real story yeah it triggered mental health uh episode in a UK woman named Carol with schizophrenia so you can imagine she's a schizophrenic named Carol and her television says something like um that sucks we're sorry we're sorry we upset you Carol oh and in the show that makes sense because I won't spoil it but Have you seen much Flores yet? Do you know how many episodes you're in? Two.

I've only seen two of that. We're so close to the end of Derry that I kind of want to push deeper into that. Dary's really fucking good. Those kids can act. And I like the 60s vibe. And then the Penguin is, I don't know how many awards the Penguin won,

but God damn it's good. He very much feels like Tony Soprano. That one I want to see in particular. Plurvis has me curious. I'm trying to talk about it without spoiling at all, but she's in a spot and I wonder where it's going to go from here. Yeah, I feel you. Yeah. No, I'm into it too.

I like her as an actor. I think it's going to win a bunch of awards. I keep meaning to go back to it, but we get sidetracked. Me too. It's Peanut's fault. He's too hilarious. Well, I hope he makes the money tonight. I hope he makes real life money and space dollars.

I'm sure the real life part's doing well. And I think here's the thing. I've watched these guys. peanut and the other gamers and stuff you might think dude he doesn't give a flying fuck about space dollars he's making usd and i'm like okay given the choice i won't deny he'd probably choose usd but he absolutely cares about space dollars he really really wants to make this these guys had a hard time putting on a brave face when they lost like eight raids in a row and i wouldn't be surprised if it was like 14 out of 15 if he wanted to

money you play solo right well yeah if i were him my money he'd play offline that's the trick he is in an impossible situation where every place he goes everyone else knows where he is the whole map rushes him and tries to kill him if i were him i would i would bring as many of my boys in as a protection squad into so yes dude i've seen him he calls his uh fans fan base the bungulators and i've seen him in raids where like they can't find an enemy. I'm like, Bungulators, rally. We need to go. Everybody dump your cassette, your vases out on the ground. Like, we just make a pile of the friend of the Crem. Yeah, Lance's mixed tape is going right in my safe space fight. And that's exactly what I do. My guess would be that this little mission is going exactly as he hoped it would.

he wanted to end last night with less money. The worst possible outcome for him when it comes to real dollars, which is why these people do these things, is for him to get $5 million quickly. He wants this to be a slog. I understand your logic, but I watched it for six hours. They

one guy stopped talking to his teammates to meditate because he was just trying to refine his balance. What you're describing would be so frustrating. You don't even understand Taylor. Like, normally the game is pretty easy and and for it to get but when you're being stream snipe like that and and i'm

thinking of like how frustrating it would be it that would be incredibly frustrating to continuously lose money i've never done that i mean i've lost raids i've lost money but like you're always just making money taylor's describing the motivations of a businessman he is that i'm sure but he's also a gamer and he didn't want to lose time and time you know what something that yeah the guy like is pretending to be a peanut. He's a V-tuber. Yeah, you're probably right. It does upset him more than than it would someone like me. I'd be like, oh, no. You lost money again, guys. I guess I'm not to have another $20,000 stream tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day. Yeah. But he's sitting there and he's like getting up afterward. He's upset looking at his bank account

plus $35,000. He doesn't care. He's got nowhere to go, no one to spend it on. He just looks in the mirror and he goes, why can't I be as attractive as that piece? He looks in the mirror and he's got a mask on, a peanut mask. He says someday the world will be ready for you. If I were him, I would transition to a real tober, but I would dress up like Mr. Peanut. I get the top hat, the monocle, the little cane. He got nominated for the streamer awards. By the way, he won both categories he got nominated for.

And he bought a like life, real life peanut costume he could wear to accept the award. but he found out that the people he was most excited about hanging out worth weren't also going so he just did it over virtual or something yeah

I really wanted to see him in the peanut costume but oh well they probably didn't make him in quadruple X or something I don't know what he looks like but I do know he really likes hamburgers

and tequila you know what he looks like that guy looks like only use me blade nothing wrong with that but keep me doing it up you know what maybe you should stay is the peanut he's filling it with the peanut also it's really hard to replicate

like I think this guy is technical what he does with his scenes and like I have a vague understanding of what it takes to do what he's doing oh Zach says his face is known I couldn't find it but I don't know but what he does is really hard

it was funny he was playing with cloaksie the other day and he was he's like what he's a good looking guy have really okay there's a bunch of different people's faces in this though like who which one is he it's the guy with a little bit of facial hair and his hair sweats straight guy this guy is easily good enough to appear on camera

yeah if that's him then he looks like a normal dude or even above average but he looked I heard he was 40 this guy doesn't look 40 at all this picture. Woody, if you look at the top of the screen, it says burnt peanut face reveal. That's what we're seeing. It has to be.

Right? Couldn't just be totally wrong. Summit said he was four. No, Shroud said he was 40. That's, Shroud's not a liar. I was teasing saying that like this guy. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to accuse you. I was playing it in my head. Like, you know,

how can this be? I'm not Zach says it is, but I don't know. Zach uses Twitter to check. If this is this guy, then he looks totally normal. This guy doesn't line up with anything I know about him. But I don't know. I could be wrong. The biggest picture also is one of those, like, heavily improved, like, thumbnail pictures.

So, like, fair enough. But a lot of these other ones that don't look as improved, he looks just like a normal dude. Oh, is that him in a, in a penguin's jersey? Is that just some, no, that's just some random? That's just a page that says, Michael's Update Concussion Legacy Foundation. Really good search results here. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. But he's putting on a great show. He's getting in the world right now that changes month a month. But Jackie and I are getting a huge kick out of his streams. And he can't make a buck. And he's a gamer. He's a true, honest, a goodness gamer.

I know he wants the space dollars. It's a good show. That's him. That's old burnt peanut right there. In bottom in advance. Anyway, we should probably wrap. So PKN, 590.