Painkiller Already - PKN 595

Episode Date: January 14, 2026

Look at it back. KN 595. We were just talking about, I think, death totals for Iranian protesters. I joined in a late in the conversation. We had almost solved the whole issue, and then Zach interrupted us. And then I lost my train of thought. I had the perfect solution to the Iran in the Middle East. And so big thanks, Zach.

Oh, man. This is blood on your hands. Ruined by Zach. Yeah. So we get for having an Iranian. What were we doing betting on the death totals? No. I don't think anything.

I don't think it was. Adding on it. I thought someone was trying to establish it over and under. I don't know. Kyle was saying he said he saw people claiming 12,000 protesters were dead. And I saw on some network. I don't remember which one they were saying, it could be 20,000 protesters dead.

And what I said to Kyle was like, well, you know, kind of on the outs here, because this wouldn't be the first time we'd been tricked a little bit thinking that the regime was much closer to falling than it was. You've seen the footage, though, right? Yeah. I'm not denying that it's happening. It's wild over there.

That's an enormous amount of people in the streets every night, it seems. And they're saying thousands dead. I don't remember thousands ever dying, like tens of thousands. I don't remember ever dying. And they've turned off the internet. They've turned off Starlink somehow. Seems like it. And like I said before,

Mossad and the CIA are given a healthy little push anywhere online they can. That's why the death totals I think can't be trusted at all. Not that I don't think a lot of people are dying, but just because I think it's in Massad and the CIA's best interest to inflate those numbers if we can. That's where I'm coming from too. Here, let me jump in.

I saw the 12,000 number. And then the comments to it were like, first it was 2000. Then it got corrected to 400. And now it's 12,000. And I'm like, well, That's a pretty weird sequence. I can't trust anything.

We are just so infiltrated with propaganda. And there's no way out of Iran. Like, we only have exactly what they say, right? Like, you know, when they were claiming stuff about Iran. No way for the information for the protesters to get out, like, real info out. Whereas, like, even when Ukraine was going and whatnot, there were still people posting, you know, like they were saying this and that about the conflict. We don't even have the benefit of that here. Like, we only have the very.

narrow propaganda arms of different media representative. So I don't know. I mean, wish him the best. That that guy seems like a real piece of shit that Kameni, not a fan. He's like... Kameini? Kameeni?

Yeah, he's like almost 90, right? Damn. He's spring chicken. Spring chicken over there. They all get those beards going and they just stop. Trump has 10 more years. That means, yeah, that's... At least. Trump has at least 10 more years in office.

I don't know what you know 10 more years. That's what I was implying. Ten more in office. He's got 20 in him. He's got 20 in him. 20. That is a bull. That is a bull.

All right. He walks around his broad shoulders, those powerful thighs. You've seen him in shorts. I've seen him in tennis shorts. I bet that guy could squat 800 pounds. He is completely caked up.

We've all seen the shorts. We've seen the shorts. You just, he just knows someone that day. He's like, Like, do I look fat? And he's like, no. He's the worst president physique-wise in my lifetime.

Yeah, but our lifetime has been littered with good physique president. We've actually had a lot of skin. I think we've been in a pocket of good physiques here in this modern era of television and healthy foods. And we've been spoiled. And we're getting what we want, an American physique in there. We don't want some Hollywood Brad Pitt. it facelift at 50 than another at 62 kind of president.

No, we want a guy who goes out there and is real. You know, you look at Donald Trump, what you see is what you get. Actually, we, it's older than your lifetime, Woody. The last time we had like a straight up fat president was just going through the list. It's got to be Taft.

Maybe one of these, maybe like Wilson had a heavy stage, and I don't know. They didn't take his picture then. But Taft is the last one to have, boom. face, fat, obese. I think Nixon was not a...

I don't know what Nixon's physique looked like. I can only picture his head. He's got a big hit. I don't think anyone ever said he was fat, though. Yeah, they had other complaints. It wasn't his body fat percentage that was sticking in folks craw. Facially, he was an ugly man. Sure.

Yes. Perhaps our ugliest president. I mean, I think every president after him has been better looking. Who are we talking about Lincoln? Nixon. Nixon. Oh, Lincoln is our ugliest president. You know, I've never given too much attention to it, but Lyndon B. Johnson, kind of ugly.

Jimmy Carter, young Jimmy Carter, and by young, I mean, like, in his 50s, was kind of weird looking and rat-faced. He almost became more normal looking as he aged. Who's better looking? J.D. Vance or Trump? Jake Vance is a handsome man. He's not. He is. He's not.

He's not. He so is. Hold on. What is, how old is? How old is Vance? Lady Vance is a solid seven. Hold on.

We need to see how old is. Now, okay. And now I need to find a picture of Trump when he was 41. You put J.D. Vance in a crowd and you're like, hey, who's that fucking model there?

How do you sneak in here? What's he doing it out back steakhouse? He's thin these days. He looks powerful. The beard is, is looking great. Look at that. That's a handsome fellow.

Oh, my God. Best possible picture of Jim. Eddie Vance. Zach, oh, we're not allowed. Yeah, the one of his face. I'm telling you,

that's not what he looks like day to day. Make any picture from the last four years. This guy, Civicular is a right-wing influencer. He's, but he's also, uh,

he's into looks maxing. I don't know him very well. He's kind of an idiot. But, uh, looks maxing. Yeah, he's into looks maxing.

Like, I think he's into mewing and, and whatever. And if Zach will ever pull up this got other fucking video, you're playing with the audio. Yeah, but I mean like this next election cycle, who's going to win? It's going to be Gavin Newsom against J.D. Vance because J.D. Vance is subhuman and Gavin Newsom's. J.D. Vance is subhuman?

Yeah. What makes you say that? He's got a very short total facial width to height ratio. He's obese, very recess side profile, whereas Newsom is like 6-3 Chad. Yeah, but I mean like... Instead of a photograph, what he has? brought in a propagandist. That dude is a right wing,

like red pillar type guy. I saw a clip of that guy where it must have been old, but he was like taking a hammer or something hard and like hitting his cheekbones. Was he? Yeah, and he was like bone smashing works. Look at the old pictures of me and then look at the new ones. Look at how much more pronounced

my cheekbones are. And I'm like, you know, I just biologically, lots of repeat small fracture damage. Might do that. you also might, you know, not. Maybe you fuck up some like facial nerve and then you're like droopy. I don't know.

Yeah, there's that. And like I know a bit about broken bones because I do that a lot. And they heal remarkably like they're supposed to be. Like you can put two bones and misalign them. I'm trying to misaline on camera. I'm not doing like this. And what you'll get is a big sort of sphere encompassing the whole area. And then the bad parts will go away until they line up again.

and like bones go back to the way they're supposed to. So I don't think bone smashing is a good idea. No, it doesn't seem like a good idea. But like when I saw that clip, I was like, that has to be a real thing your bones do because I've seen what the fists of fighters look like where their bones are all like huge because they've been smacking for so long.

Like they've got big old fucking knuckles like thicker bones and other people. And I was like, maybe that could. work i don't know i think they built scar tissue and no around there they're knuckles like they're the bones grow through repeat fractures and like repairing and like isn't that like what i've seen malformed knuckles like that i'm not positive it's from boxing but like i know what he's talking about like people whose hands get fucked up can get these like big almost weaponized knuckles yeah like big knobs like yeah i've seen

like weird calluses that those kung fu practitioners get, the ones who do the, you know, one finger push-ups and like they, they just work out on a knuckle all day. And they get these disgusting, like, like the heel of a shoe of callus has been built upon weird parts of their body. Yeah, I'm sure, I don't know if their bones

grow back bigger. But in any case, J.D. Man's man. Okay. Before he hitched his wagon to the Trump train, they were making Hollywood movies about this guy. You know what I mean? Not because he's hot. Yeah, but not because they don't get it for uggos.

I see him as like, I don't see him as like incredibly attractive or incredibly ugly. He's like so, he's so middle of the road. But being middle of the road. When he's like, I think on his best day, which is most days because he has a makeup guy and a wardrobe person and a hair person, I think he's a seven. in the grand scheme of things. I think he's walking the planet as a far above average man. Isn't he like 6-2?

I know he's tall and tall adds some too. If he looked like that and he was 5-7, then no one would be raving about Vance. But I think this is the version of him that was so good looking. They made Hollywood movies about him. That's Kyle's argument. I mean, you had to go back in time so far.

When they were doing it. Time accurate, yes. Some of us. matching. Some of us need beards. Grow the beard, J.D. Do it, brother. Never shame. Never let him see yours. Man, he does look a lot better here. He does look better here. Aged a bit.

Although I can't throw stones. We all age. But if he were this thing when he was this age, he'd be way better. I don't like that these are the only two photos we're using. What did he look like today? You know what I mean? Like, no, I don't need a cherry pick because I just think he's a good-looking guy. Debates about the way what J.D. Vance looks like because of all the memes, it's almost like talking about, you know, Harry Potter lore. Like no one really knows what this man actually looked like because of all the memes. The fat, did you see the AI video where fat Vance bursts into Maduro sleeping in a bathtub with a big net? They catches him.

I did see that. He's very, very memed. This guy needs to lose a few. sure sure fair enough yes i mean i mean i don't want my leaders to look hungry i want the foreign leaders to look upon our leaders and say wow that guy's eating well he doesn't he doesn't stress he i don't think we've ever had an emaciated skinny president jimmy carter was too skinny lincoln was very skinny i think obama was really thin at points he was a smoker and i think Sometimes smokers have, it gets an appetite suppressant. Sure. Sometimes they're very thin.

Yeah, he got real skinny sometimes. African heritage that has kept him skinny as fuck throughout his life. John Tyler, John Tyler's skinny as fuck. He was old and day. Oh, wait a minute. We forgot Clinton was fat. We forget Clinton was fat because he ballooned. He was never as fat as Trump is now.

But, well, actually now I don't know. I feel like Trump's lost some weight. But he was never on Trump's level. If you look at like the spectrums. But at his worst, he was J.D. Vanceish. Yeah, but he was fat. Oh, come on. He was way bigger. Like, they were making fun of his, his weight was one of the things they went after on, like, S&L and stuff. He was 90s. There was that one where he's, like, he's doing his morning jog that he was famous for doing,

and he's stopping at a McDonald's to, like, press the flesh. And each person he goes to, who wants to talk about economics or foreign policy, he's just stealing their McMuffin and eating the whole thing as he moves on to the next one. He was pretty big around that. All right. This is the version of him that. I was mocking. I found that literal day. Where he was munching? Well, that's not, that's clearly like not the fat version of him. But that is a version of him that stopped the Nate McDonald's.

I'm just talking about the SNL bit. The SNL bit was kind of mocking this. I mean, if you're talking, he's thinner than J.D. Vanson, Matt. It's kind of hard to tell. Look at those thighs. It is hard to tell. He does have thick thighs. And not well defined.

They're hanging dong, though. Look at him. I didn't notice the dog until you pointed it out. but Gore's thighs look better than Clinton's to me. Well, Gore's thinner. So he just overall, he looks more like he belongs running, whereas Clinton, like, I bet he, like, unwrapped those shorts this morning. I think Clinton ran, like, always ran. I don't know.

I don't think you can build that much sweat without running. Oh, I'm sure he ran here. Yeah, and this is really like a 90s. This is like 90s fat. This wouldn't turn any heads in the big, 26. I don't think Gore's hanging dong. I see it, but that is hanging peepee. Yeah, if I were him, I would be like, he's been running. You know, the blood has been drawn away from his, you know, that part of his body, clearly, because of the run. All right. I give me, I get credence for that.

I know when I'm doing, like, actual, like, like, sports stuff, if I'm running and it's like taxing my body severely, like I'm, when I get off this treadmill, I'm going to be dying, my, my cock disappears. he retreats. Yeah, I don't think it's the exertion as much as it is the bouncing around. Like if I was lifting, I don't think it shrinks. But if I was jogging or playing soccer, heaven forbid, I do either of those things, then it would, you know, tuck up there and protect itself. Yeah, yeah, I guess the more cardiovascular they're doing,

the more your body is like, we can't spare any blood right now. Like, we just got to have you be all shriveled up. Yeah, that is, I still think it's weird. they wore shorts this short. I do too. It doesn't feel comfortable. That's like the length that girls wear. Really?

You're going to pop out. Something's going to happen. And then you're the fucking present. You can't sit down without worrying about like scarring a child's mind. So as a lifeguard, I wore shorts like this. And it made sense because the long shorts have more drag. And I, if you take away all the social stuff around it, then I think they're way better for performance.

Like if you're running, if you're a track star, I guess nowadays they wear big latex, like span, almost like bicycle shorts would be. I can see why that makes sense. But these are just free. And inside there is like a swimsuit, like protective, like internal, built in underwear. Yeah. So they make sense for running. I think they look dumb. But if I was playing basketball, yeah, there were short shorts.

Maybe not even for that time. Show me the shortest NBA shorts. Show me. Yeah. show me those because those Zach would probably go to John Stockton he was kind of known for it even amongst other players in that era

he was really pull your shorts up boys look at that look at that those are just run of the mill like everyone had those is that John Stockton on the left magic that's Magic Johnson

and Larry Bird Magic's dressed like a hot cheerleader what is this why are they so short there's see John Stockton had short shorts after they went out of style, which is why he popped up in my head. Like, look at Carl Malone on the right. The head of Car Malone's cock is right at that gold line on his shorts, though.

That looks more comfortable on the right. I don't know. Years ago, I didn't have any shorts before I lifted weights and was still doing a little bit of cardio at the time post-workout. And so I wore sweatpants. And I felt like it was probably psychosomatic, psychological. I was like, man, I just sweated better today. Like I just, I feel like I sweated more out.

Like I made myself hotter. Like I, that means I burn more calories. Now I almost only wear sweatpants or those champion long black pants when I lift weights because I'm convinced that I burn a little more calories because I'm hotter. I'm not cooling down. You would not sweating my gym. You'd be like, Woody, why is it 58 in here? I'm like, eh, eh. No sweating in the Woodworth gym.

A little toasty, huh? You're right. Down to 54 days. You can see your breath. I've had a separate. an AC unit installed just for this room. Yeah, that is the, that was a truly king maneuver when you were like, I know this. Yeah, that was cool.

I love your gym. I loved when you were setting it up and sending us all the pictures and everything. I loved the, uh, the efficiency mindedness of it where it was like, can't afford this, might be fun, can't afford the space. And I, yeah, it's people think gym equipment's expensive. I think the room is expensive. like gym equipment is between like 500 and 2,000 something like that what's an addition to your house 47,000 68,000 like that's money yeah Taylor just took some renovation he knows yeah yeah if you've got the if you've got that's up property like the move is definitely to get one of those barns those those like steel buildings and like have a standalone like gym out there I've seen juji did that juji I know juji did that that but I've also seen guys who aren't even influencers. They're just like clearly guys a lot of money.

And I really like their gym tours when they're like, well, let's head on out back. And you like go past their pool and they're like barbecue station and you open the doors to this this fucking building that has their ATVs, their boats. And then like on the left side is like a world class fucking gym. It's like really nice. It's the stuff they want with good lighting and stuff. I always like that. I like having more space than I need because I like the pace. Like between lifts, the amount of calories you burn, like keeping your heart going, it's probably not good for the lifts. I should probably like recover fully. But I like that cardio. That's an extra 100 calories I'm burning just by pacing around during the three and a half minutes between lifts or whatever. Sure.

Yeah. Do you remember JT from Black Rifle Coffee, his gym? That like kind of barnish warehouse thing with like the gators on one side and then like all those pictures of Marky Mark on the wall, those gigantic pictures. I have no memory of that. Yeah, this is a really good gym. Gators, by the way, a Florida fan or some other kind of game? It was, I just mean like stuff.

He would drive around his property, like those. Oh, oh, like the U-T-by-side. Right, right. Yeah. Yeah, those are cool gyms. Dude, I almost saw a guy off the roof like one hour ago. I was driving to the grocery store to pick up. things for this evening. And this guy was in an orange suit, like a worker, clearly a laborer. And he

was up on this very tall roof. And he like started to stumble and like was like running down the roof towards the edge of it. But then I passed the house. And I was like, I wonder if he's okay. And then when I came back that same route through my neighborhood like like 25 minutes later or whatever, he was standing out front totally fine but he was like he was panicking i had see in his eyes he was panicking he was like he jumped from one you know angle of the roof to a different angle and then had to do like that trying to slow down and running downhill thing

guess he barely made it yeah it was was like my husband was cleaning gutters and it went poorly and he got brain damage and i don't know what level of recovery he had i know months later he was like relearning walking and talking and shit like that yeah he um i think what happened is he was on a ladder and the ladder started to go sideways and he grabbed the gutter with his fingers but the gutter couldn't support like a huge weight and it fell down when he learned that the gutter had been ripped off the roof he was very happy it made him feel like he didn't suffer from a lack of

athletic ability it was just a structural issue like like he'd still be hanging there now if the gutters were stronger somehow. I mean, you would have slung to say he could at least like, do you know how high he was? Like a second story I'm sure, right? I think it was the top of the second story, yeah. I,

if he could have hung, you know, from that gutter and allowed his like momentum to stop and then dropped, you would think that you'd be okay. Like, the way it was described, I think he even clung to the gutter as it like

got ripped off the the roof but justification I don't know this scene but maybe the same but it didn't

he must have landed on his head to get hurt that badly of course yeah you know we gotta wear your harness you up high

you know when like one of those long just stick ladders shifts on you stick ladder like just a normal ladder it's not a

frame ladder just the you like lean it on the side of the house the first year I had this house so like seven years

ago whatever it was uh I had the previous owners had like never taken care of the gutters. And so I got a ladder and I was going up there and grabbing stuff, pulling it out. And I got some of the way around the house doing this. And then I got up to a higher area.

And I guess I didn't brace the ladder well enough because in the middle of like grabbing, it did something where like the whole thing went like shifted down like a foot. And I felt like I almost fell because I almost did. And that was the final handful of leaves that I grabbed. I threw it on the ground. I crawled down the ladder. And then I called the gutter guard company. You clean the gutters when you install the gutter guard.

So this never needs to be done again. And they were like, yeah, yeah, that's 100%. We take care of everything. And I was like, and so the whole house is done for like $900. All right. When can you come here? When can you do it? I got so spooked.

I was like, I'm going to fall and hurt myself. and it's going to be humiliating because at the time I lived here alone. Like I imagined myself in that shifting moment, bawling, crippling myself because I was above my back patio, the concrete. And then I imagined like needing to rely on my neighbor's kids, losing a ball in my yard.

I see a frisbee. I'm like, help, help, help. There's so many buzzards at that new guys' house. That's weird, right?

Yeah. Maybe they're pets. I don't know. I don't know. Feet nos. A lot of yelling, too. A lot of screaming. He's a loud fellow.

I always use a harness. I'm so, I've always been so afraid of falling. Like, we would do, we would work on scaffolding and be up two stories on scaffolds. Whatever, whatever that is.

I don't know how many feet, but just the ground looks so far away, even when you're only 15 feet up. It's, it's like, I think I die if I fall wrong. Like, that's hardwood.

You do. I'm not going to bounce and roll. You get bad sweaty hands. I get horrible sweaty hands when I'm on a ladder. like it's sopping. Not on a ladder, but if I'm in a position where the heights are scaring me,

my dad has had me at the top of things before, and I've just been, as soon as I had people that worked for me, it was like, Jeremy, I need you to go all the way up in that tree there. No, no, the big one. Take this with you on the way up, and he did, like at my dad's place

because of the grading, like where the chicken houses and the barn were, they had graded down 20. feet and used all that dirt to fill in the valley that used to exist and created this 600 foot long flat thing. But at the end of it, there's a cliff that you look up and it's like dirt wall that goes up. And at the top of that dirt wall, there's a giant oak tree that's another, you know, 70 feet tall or something like that. And I sent Jeremy up to the top of that oak tree and made him

climb, had him climb out on a limb with a cable one time. And he was probably even to die. He had 100% died on impact. Like he was so high up. He's a squirrel man though. He didn't even flinch. Didn't give him fuck. He was $50. Give him $50.

Yeah, I wanted to hang a skeet throwing machine on that limb. So it was like dangling in midair and we could shoot our skeet from up there. I've never used a harness, but I should. I bought one knowing that I needed one. But I just couldn't figure out how to be productive at the same. time. Before I bought this house, the stable had been hit by a tornado. So the roof was like ripped off and a bunch of the trusses and stuff were like missing. And I rebuilt it all with Chis. And so I'm there like making the the trusses and putting the sheeting on and all that stuff. And Chis is on

the ground. Like looking great, Woody. You're doing it. I don't do ladders. So if you need me to hand you this all again, let me know. Absolutely. Like anything goes wrong. If this goes sideways, I'll notify you next to kin. Yeah, I would put my harness on when I was hunting and I was up in a tree. I'd strap that thing on. Just so, because you could make yourself fall. It's one of those things where, like, as long as I sit here, like, it's very much like sitting in this chair I'm in,

it's like as long as I don't do anything wrong, I'd never fall out of this tree. And I would all, I would mentally prepare myself for a scenario which, like, a squirrel jumped on me and bit me in the throat. Like, the worst thing you can imagine to pop to have any of a tree, the most unlikely scenario. But still, I would have these thoughts. I would like, all right, if something like that happens,

we can't twist and turn and jump and run away. We're here. Our legs won't move in that attack. This is all hands and body and screams. And just prepare myself for not doing the stupid thing that would kill me. Maybe not kill me because in the woods, the ground's so soft, but still you fall 30 fucking feet. You're going to be crippled.

Do you ever test your harness? Well, see, it's just like a, strap that's hooked around my waist and and like through my groin. So it's, and then it's wrapped around the tree behind me. So like there's no, there's no way to for it to fail really. But no,

the answer I guess would be no. I never. I used to test that shit all, like in paramotoring, you're sitting in your chair and it's kind of recline like your back sort of scooped in it a little bit. But when you land, you straighten out and the leg harness catches you.

Well, you can do that at 3,000. feet also, like just to see what happens. And I'd be like, I kind of want to do this. Why aren't you doing it? You're not doing it because you're scared. Well, we don't not do things because we're scared. Let's try this. And you know, woo-hoo. All right. It works. Oh, God. You're going to get you with a gun to your head. You watch a deer hunter playing along with him. That would be so funny what he's like, guys, I met a bunch of really cool dudes. this weekend, then I'm into a new hobby. Guys, play for kids.

That's a rough movie. You ever seen Deer Hunter? De Niro? No, only the trailers and such. I actually might have seen this. It's very, very slow for my taste. And I do like slow stuff. So that's saying something. But basically... I started this and I got bored. Yeah, everyone does.

You almost need to like... It's very slow. There's no accounting for that. It has all the action of real deer hunting. Yeah. Honestly, yeah, because there's like three good scenes in the movie. And those are so good that like everybody knows them who's seen the movie. There's a, there's a, basically the Vietnamese, we start with our heroes back home getting ready to go to Vietnam.

And they're just a bunch of good old boys. And then they, it's Robert De Niro and, um, it's not Christopher Walken, is it? It might be Christopher Walken. Um, in any case. I don't even think we get to see them like fighting Vietnam and do the like walking through the jungle thing. Next time you see them, they're prisoners of the Vietnamese and the Vietnamese have like a dock on a on a river and that there that has like a roof and everything. They're living on this houseboat dock type thing. And underneath it in a bamboo cage are the Americans.

So they're just living in waste deep river water. And every now and then the Vietnamese will drag two of them up and force them at gunpoint to play Russian roulette against one. another while they bet and they've all got guns pointed at them and they give it one bullet was it called that at the time was it still Russian roulette even then yeah I think it's always it's not Russian roulette it's Russian roulette right rushing roulette or actually I always thought it was the country name I'm not sure it probably is roulette I picture like hardcore Russian guys drinking vodka like being the people doing it I have no idea the the I'm Googling be rushing roulette because very often they're not rushing at all.

There's a huge amount of suspense and like holding that like do it. I guess it is the country. I googled it. It is the country name, but I can pretty come from how someone would land on the other one. Some fucking crazy Russian guy. Anyway, they come up with a plan. They get up there and I think De Niro, he's like, two bullets. Let's do fucking two. And they're like, whoa!

The Vietvi's are blown away by the idea. And then they finally get them to put like maybe three bullets. in the gun or something like that. But to know the gun's ready, they have to play a little Russian roulette with a three-bolic gun so that they know that when they point and start killing Vietnamese, the gun's going to work.

So they do it. They both take one. And then they fucking like take, one of them grabs a guard. The other one starts killing people and they fight their way out of there. It's an amazing scene. But the problem is I think it's a Nero's character. That scars him and he can never have that high again. And so he ends up

like playing Russian roulette like after the war and he's like he's traveling all over doing it and trying to bring him home. Yeah, it can't get enough. It's too much of a rush. I bet it is a rush. How could it not be? That's such a stupid fucking thing to do. Like, I think they make a water gun or a Nerf toy that gives you that.

Or maybe it's a party game or something where you can do that. Like, it's like shot me, uh, shishito peppers. Like sauteed some shishito peppers, maybe in some coconut oil. No. Okay. Where is it going? These are Japanese peppers. They all look identical.

You can buy a bag of them, but about one in eight are extremely spicy. All the other ones are very mild. They all look the same. And so you saute those up and they taste great. You just saute them in coconut oil until they start blistering. They're wonderful. Then you put some big grain salt, sprinkle that on it. And it's almost disappointing because the ones you want end up being the spicy ones.

So you're just like, ah, fuck, I got a bullshit. I got a mild. But that's what it would be like is pepper rush and relish. I'm surprised you haven't had this, Kyle. You're very cultured usually with food. No, I don't know anything about that. I played bean boozled. I'm talking about.

This is what I'm talking about, Kyle. The culture. Kyle, I'm sorry, Colin loves being boozled. What it is, is there'll be two jelly beans. Oh. They're, like, identical in looking, but one will be coconut, and then its match will be spoiled milk. And you don't know really which one you're getting

until you crack it open with your teeth. and it's like okay yeah that's fun too i was did harry potter come up with that idea i don't know if it's harry potter related it's in harry potter you say um not specifically that but but the every flavored jelly beans of harry potter come in literally every flavor so the idea as it's described in the books and the movies isn't as like a a game where occasionally you get the bad one and ho ho ho it's just that these are magical jelly beans that taste like everything so there will be it's terrible most things taste like shoelaces and boot leather and yeah it seems to be limited like like fewer fewer fewer of those than there are there's you know the strawberry shortcake and it's

just like strawberry shortcake but then there's a bogey one which is uh british for booger um at least that's how i remember it i wonder if that was the first like time that was done where you put a a gross one in the end of the candy to go along. Even as a kid, I wasn't a jelly bean fan. Like, it was never even in my top 10 of candies. You know, I don't know about you guys, but when we'd go to those, you remember the candy stores at the mall? You'd pass with your mom.

And then you'd get to walk in there and, like, pick out some gummies and, like, some fun stuff. And they had those big plastic silos that you could get a bag. And then you could, like, pull the lever and it would fill up the bag with a certain kind of candy. You don't remember these, these candy stores? We didn't go to places like that. We walked past them. We had it. No, but like, all right, so they had that place that had the giant cookie cakes too next to the food cord.

We don't stop there either. We're not stopping for cookie cakes. We're here for sneakers, you know, like my mom was undeterred. She was on her way to belk or north from back. You did not know how to tantrum. I knew how to tantrum. I knew how to make sure that we stopped at the ice cream place that had that giant thick marble thing that they molded the ice cream on. Remember that? Okay, that's the, um, the stone. It was like cold stone. It wasn't cold stone. It was like a different mall version of that. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Every time I see photos of malls now on Reddit, it's so goddamn depressing. It is like not only is that building empty, but that part of our culture has been cored out as well. Abandon spaces in general are kind of creepy and weird. Like this was once a thriving business or mall or whatever. And now it's empty and gone. Yeah. Yeah. One of the malls I went to in high school, like to meet up with buddies and whatnot is totally destroyed now. Like they tore the whole thing down. Was being a mall rat like a thing when you were a kid? No, a mall rat wasn't a thing, but it was a, the mall also had movie theaters and the food court and then a couple fun stores. And so it was just a good place to meet up and be like, we'll just hang out at the mall for a couple hours. And then maybe we'll watch a movie. And then one of our friends who's old enough to drive can whip us around or whatever the next event in the evening is. But it is. It is. sad now i drive by it and i'm like oh i have good memories of going to see uh fucking uh

shutter island there with all my buddies or whatever movies i saw i go to a movie theater in the mall and so you have to you know you park at belk and you end up walking through like a department store and then make a couple turns and it's depressing it's depressing because it's like i i have those memories it would be like going to back to my old elementary school i bet and seeing how small and like little everything and maybe even dirty everything is like like oh man this is where i went like this this place is itty-bitty as a kid they were towering ceilings in the hallway they're probably 10 feet you know yeah like going through that mall just seeing all those stores closed especially all the ancillary stores the the things that that clung on like mall parasites

yeah lids well lids had its own like you know they had a roller gate and everything i'm talking about like the little uh like island places that would be be out amongst the mall. Oh, sure. There'd be a Corvette. They were raffling off. There'd be some massage chairs. There'd be a wishing fountain.

There'd be a train that you could pay up. The train. Part of Christmas. It's a Christmas thing for me. Writing the train, seeing Santa at the mall. That was a childhood thing for me. Do you remember seeing the crowded every time? The cell phone kiosks in like the mid-2000s where they're big things.

You could get custom ringtones there that you couldn't get at the store like they would sell you a certain song i remember they i never stopped at one but i remember that was a do you guys ever buy a ringtone oh yeah yeah i was i bet i did yeah yeah i about one or two well dude one of my friends until like two years ago had a ring back on his phone because he didn't know how to shut it down and it was like what does that mean it was something that happened in like when you're waiting for them to answer you get a song to you so the person it's like uh it's like a like the whole the waiting, hold waiting songs that corporations have,

but it's the ringback song. So while, as soon as you call Taylor, you could be holding here tonight. All right. Taylor, so instead of the ringing sound, you would hear the ring back of something.

Oh, yeah. I would call him, I would call him in like 20, and it would be like calling so and so. And then TikTok by Kesha would play. This is unreal. I'd be like, Carter, why have you not turned this off?

He's like, I swear to God, the people at AT&T say they don't know why it's still happening. That's great. I love that guy. It's like calling him about like an important thing when he's getting in town. When he's pick him up from the airport, it's already late. Tick-Tock on the clock. Fuck. I'm so sick of this song.

I never had one of those. but I had like songs that would play depending on who was calling me. So like the girl I liked had like a like a romantic kind of song and my my mom called and it was like the theme from Dark Vader's theme.

Bam bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum fuck it's her. Like see if you don't have to look you know who's calling. I always like that. That is funny. So Clark Raiders, the game I play, it's like the current hotness

they banned Tifu do you guys have you heard that name Tifu never I don't know what that means you probably heard it Wings of Redemption said that he paid for him to be on envious or something it's part of him owning envy you remember that story I do remember

that Hasbro told me what actually happened was Wings gave them like $800 for flights one time but I can believe that Wings had a story quote unquote was like what does it take to get to win cod championships or something like that and they're like we need tefu on our team and he apparently gave money towards tifu i don't know what's true i just know his side

that he currently gave money towards tifu to be on that team but tifu like took it and ran i don't know what's true again um but anyway he got banned from arc raiders for a month and there's all this speculation as to why i don't know why i know he's done a few things that are kind of kind of banable. He did a stream where he taught everyone how to open the console and like fix the lighting and make it so you can see through smoke grenades and stuff like that. Console or INS files? I'm sorry? Console or do you go into? No, it's the console.

Yeah. It's apparently you can just put like dash console dash new in the steam client and then enter these commands that I would have never guessed and fix all these things to. give you an advantage in game. You just press Tilday and you opens up. It's like make the game look like what you want. In Arc Raiders, it would give you a competitive advantage that like console players don't have and yeah. Okay. So I saw him do it and he didn't hit. This is a professional gamer, right? He played Cod back in the day at one point he and ninja competed to be the best Fortnite player on Earth and now he's playing Arc Raiders. And he didn't shoot anyone. He swung of this like melee tool missed five out of six times clearly on purpose and like it was like suicide

by player i wouldn't ban for that although a lot of people speculate that's why he also did an exploit where he like got to an area you're not supposed to be able to get to and then the extract closes but you don't leave the map so the next time someone tries to extract there you just kill him no one expects you to be there and he and nade shot did that exploit i'd ban for that uh for sure but I don't know if that's why he's banned. Other streamers say it's because he's so good he gets reported all the time for just being that good. I bet stuff like that does happen,

but on the back end, seems like they'd take a peek, right? And be like, this guy is just elite. He's just owning people too hard so we can disregard these complaints. Right. There's no doubt he's a professional gamer like that. Yeah.

So I don't know why he's banned, but it's like sort of the talk of the game right now, like Tifu got banned. What did he do? Tifu's theory is somebody was helping him optimize his new PC and then after that he got banned. He's like, I don't know what he did, some biosetting or something. I don't know much about this. I never installed cheats. So I don't know like how that works. I guess I installed Eldon Ring stuff. But it wasn't like that. It's a model. It's a single player. Yeah, you have a whole like standalone program that's running in the background doing stuff. that has an whole interface with toggles and stuff

like turning your speed up or turning different multipliers down. I've seen people get caught cheating and accidentally display that. It's like, fuck, man, I'd have had that a lockdown. That's the, before we, before we learn to cheat, we learn to hide the cheat. You know what I mean?

Because it's, ugh, it's so. Streamers, it's tricky with streaming, right? Because if you were to watch me stream, I look over at this monitor all the time. That's where chat is, right? you know so but that's like a built-in excuse for someone who has like another computer or something with cheat or radar or whatever um so i don't know what he did or if he did anything i don't know why it's happening but uh it's kind of the talk of my little universe right now like too tifu got

banned for cheating what why what happened yeah i've seen guys clearly cheating in tarcov and he's he's like he's in a tense situation and he's looking over there like like he's he's gathering information he's not looking at chat this isn't the time to look at chat this is the time to focus and try to see a pixel so you can win and he's looking over here like all right and then he starts like shooting into a window

and it's like the fuck would you shoot that way oh got him I did you fucking shithead I saw this girl beat Eldon Ring blindfolded it was the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen she's clearly holding her head like this looking up the bottom of the blindfold

the whole time. And I think she had another monitor or something because it was still like the angle wasn't easy. But I was like, no way. She's trying to convince us that she just holds her head like this and looks down the whole time. That's how I game. Mario guy. And then the other, like you're a subject matter expert if you're watching this kind of

video. And she's dodging and knowing where the boss is, playing not locked on in Tarkoff because of the way the controller works, you can lock on to the boss. And that way you can use your buttons to dodge without having to aim. You only have one thumb for this. Anyway, she's playing not locked on and like smartly blindfolded. Get the fuck out of here. Like there's no way. So bad cheaters are stupid.

There's a category of speed running for Mario 64, which is a 3D Mario. It's one of the first ones, I think. I don't know Mario 64. They play blindfolded And lots of memorized movements and timing to do that And so there's a whole like video series about these This guy cheating at it And he's got the same like fake blindfold thing going on

What is this guy wearing like an adult diaper on his face? Yeah, he did not have a good blindfold Dude put the blindfold on tighter That's crazy That's no that's not a real blindfold Put it on like fucking Maduro's blindfold I'm not impressed by people doing things blindfolded. I assume I'm being tricked if it's a video game in there being blindfolded.

Probably being tricked, but best case scenario, they've just memorized something. And I'm just, I don't know, I'm not oppressed by that at all. It's like I, I just not. That's not impressive to me. Maybe if you shot something blindfolded, maybe you like looked at the target downrange and then blindfolded yourself and shot it, that'd be kind of. I'm impressed by blindfolded. stuff. I think that's kind of neat. But if you can do fighting, that would be cool.

That's what you always see in the movies where the blind fighter is, is able to like hear the punches coming or whatever or anticipate the guy's stoyle or whatever. I'm sure you've seen. A monkey soil. I need name help. All right. First of all, Kimbo Slice and Michael J.

White maybe. Yeah, you're so close. It's J. White, I think. Is it? You've seen him do the thing where he put. punches the hand. Yes, the slow punch that you don't block because you don't know what's coming.

Yeah. He says, Kimbo, which hand is your fast one? He's like, ah, it's my left. He's like, all right, don't let me hit it. And then he throws a fast punch at it and he dodges it, right? He kind of has the advantage. He does it again, doesn't hit it. He goes, okay.

And then he throws a slow one and it's right on the money. And what he's doing is he's demonstrating how not to telegraph a punch. So even though it's slower, he had less warning and he hit the hand. it is so amazing it looks like a trick like a scam of some sort I think maybe Kimbo's watching his chest to like watch his chest activate

or something because I've heard Jai White talk about that in actual fights I like him I like his like interviews and stuff because he's usually the guy they interviewed a shit on Seagal and make fun of Seagall and they bring up all

of Seagall's embarrassing like quasi fights through the years and he just shits He's like, he's not a fighter. He never fought anybody. He never been in a fight. He's never been hit before. He's like, John Claude Van Dam would have whooped his ass. Because, like, Jean-Claude is like 5-8 and Seagull's 6-4 or something like that.

They had some beef back in the day at a party or whatever. I like all those stories. And I hate Seagall. I just hate Seagall so much. He just, even with setting all the sexual assault stuff aside and his awful personality aside, whenever I see him eating that. carrot wearing that black ghee in Russia

with the Russians and doing that weird Russian circle dancing with them. I'm just like you fucking traitor. Fucking traitor piece of shit. That's your first carrot. You think we can't tell? You think he like bugs bunny out there. Don't go masquerading as a carrot eater. You're a hater.

I got the worst. God's a bad white boy. Get a little motion. He's not even, I don't even know if he's white. I don't know what is what is I always thought he was Italian. I think he's claimed different things because he is such a fraudster.

Oh. Well, yeah, he is like a huckster. And this guy, Jai White, I put on on mute the Kimbo video. I don't know what movie I recognize Jai White for, Michael Jai White, but I've always liked this guy. I recognize him now that I see this guy's cool. He's not dead. Is he? Tell me he's not dead. No, no, no. He's

just doing movies regularly. He's 50. Or I guess this is probably. we had 20-year-old video I'm watching because Kimbo was very dead what did he yeah what did kimbo die of I think he had a heart attack he was very uh he was he was a bit juiced up but I bet he wasn't taking proper precautions yeah that probably exacerbated things 40 yeah he died at 42 in 2016 oh did you hear that like g what is the g7 that's when like uh the top seven countries in the in the in NATO or the European Union like meet to do a thing right like top seven by economic wait but Canada is a member of it so it's probably not top seven economically or

ranking members or something or whatever anyway it's some big like international meeting of the of the good guys thing it was scheduled I guess coinciding with either the day of Trump's birthday or like at least close enough to it that they were going it was going to happen during during his birthday. And so he had them move it because birthday is the UFC card on the White House lawn. And I love that so much because when he promised Dana White, he was doing that thing. And Dana White came out and says, like, we're doing it. It's the deal is done.

I was like, I don't know, man. He's the president. He might have some big meeting come up and you'll just get bumped. And it'll ruin the whole card. You'll end up in whatever stadium the local team plays in or something like that. But no, he moves this fucking G7 for it. And also, I got to say, we were promised a July 4th UFC card. Now it's his birthday, which is earlier.

I mean, I preemate it earlier, but I just think the idea, the fact that he's making it about himself and not about the country once again, do you know how many days ICE agents train to be certified? 47. 47, you think? He's the 47th president. It used to be longer. It used to be 40 and now it's 47.

I guarantee it used to be 60, 70, 80, 90, and now it's 47. It was several months. See, like, finish on a Wednesday? That's very funny. Oh, damn, long weekend. Sick. You got a nice little five there. I'm making all this up.

I imagine they wanted to shorten it for a lot of reasons, like to get more ice people on the street. And then they pick 47 because of the 47. president. I looked at the G7 thing. This feels like it started as an idea with seven nations. And then we got, we started adding everybody because the seven were Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, UK, US.

And then now there's, it says European Union added in there. So that's like, everybody's invited. That's just a, that's a ton of countries. So Russia's getting out of it from time to time. They made it the G8 when Russia was in it. Yeah.

And then Russia got booted when they, invaded Ukraine. Oh, I bet they hurt the feelings. Did we replace them with the EU or was the EU in there too at that time? I don't know. And I'm going to double check what I said. I would guess EU was in there before Russia. Yeah, I would guess so too. I would

imagine that whenever they became the EU, they just brought everybody in to give them equal treatment or something. Makes sense. Oh, I'm mostly right. They got kicked out when they annexed Crimea. Oh, so they've been out of it for a bit. That was like 14

or something, right? 14. It was 14 and just saw it. Yeah. Damn. It would be nice if Russia was friendly to us, and then that was just like one area we didn't have to worry about anymore. That would be so handy. Then we get all focused on China.

It's not going to happen. It doesn't seem likely to happen. I feel like we should stoke the flames of some sort of war between China and Russia. That's our best bet. I sent Taylor a video a few days ago about Greenland. And before I watched the video,

like I said last week on the show, I was very much anti-annexing Greenland. I'm pro-buying Greenland and like getting them to agreeably make it. That's where I was on the show. Yeah. Now I'm Greenland at all costs. Please explain.

You know, it was like an 18-minute video. It'll be hard to condense into anything meaningful. But they talked about three different branches of reasons for taking Greenland. One was geopolitical. One involved that when the ice melts, they said it's going to be the Mediterranean of the 21st century where there's all those waterways are open on the North Pole. And so you'll be able to make it. So now global warming is real? Well, they said that in the video.

They're like, it may not be part of conservative policy, but they're definitely preparing for it en masse. You know, so the ice is clearly melting. and it's going to... And the resources, the precious metals. I like that part. Yes, the rare earth metals. He broke down which rare earth metals, what they were used for, and the fact that China currently has 80 to 90% of the global supply of rare earth metals.

He's like, you can't make an F-35 without polygium. You can't make a Tesla without one either. And China has 80 to 90% of... But here in Greenland, as soon... You know, underneath the ice is enough to supply global... global demand for decades. And it's like, what? And then he started talking about how it's oil and natural gas. And it was in like the trillions for natural gas, not in dollars, but I think cubic feet or something like that. It sounded comparable if Billy Bob Thornton on Landman is

also given me accurate numbers. It sounds comparable to a new Gulf of Mexico, excuse me, Gulf of America. It sounded like getting a second Gulf of America. You haven't mentioned the part that like shocked me the most in the video is I did not know that China had already. made in the past like hyper aggressive plays for Greenland. I thought it was just like this was like the first in road of a super power trying to get Greenland. Apparently China has like had their fingers in that pie for a while. They've really, really tried to secure it. With the Belt and Road initiative, they had been, they do this thing where they, they'll build stuff in your country and you'll owe them. And if you default on the loan, then they own the things they built.

So Greenland gets $600 million, I think, a year from Denmark or the Netherlands. One is within the other, and I don't care which. And the kingdom of the day. Different countries. Again, they are different countries. There are multiple countries between them. No, no, no. It's like the people of Denmark.

Denmark is a city in the Netherlands. Oh, no. I'm thinking of the Dutch. Okay, okay, okay. Did you have little countries over there. I was like making eyes with Woody the other week where Kyle kept going in the Netherlands. I'd be like, it's Denmark. But he was like, it's damn.

Get they confused. They both speak funny. They're all white people. Which one wear the wooden shoes? I believe that's Holland, which would be part of the Netherlands. Oh, God damn it. How far away is Holland? It's part of the Netherlands. Anyway, those dirty Danes, as I'll refer to them as now on, give 600 million a year to Denmark and that like keeps them alive.

If without that 600 billion, like the police department's closed, the courts shut their doors and like the lights go out kind of thing and i guess china was trying to build these like three major international airports and um the u.s was coming in and counter bidding and saying like you take our money do not do not take a loan out with china so that when you default suddenly china has missile bases in greenland don't do that and they talked about the number of nuclear ice breakers that russia has and how our fleet of them apparently pales in comparison we've got to do something about that. We need more nuclear icebreakers. And they just talked about

where the bombers and nukes would come over, the North Pole. It's like right over Greenland. They convinced me we need Greenland. Strategically, not only strategically to keep China and Russia off the island, because I don't trust the Danes to do that

for us, but just the amount of money that is there. Like any amount of money that we pay them will be a deal for us. If we gave them a trillion dollars, it would be a deal, I feel like. I don't know. I've looked into it too. I heard the rare earth mineral thing is kind of bullshit. But like for rare earth minerals to be commercially viable, it's supposed to be like five to seven percent of the area you're mining is that rare earth mineral and in Greenland it's 0.1%.

Like it they exist there, but they exist everywhere. Rare earth minerals aren't that rare. concentrations of them are rare and greenland doesn't have the concentrations that make them worthwhile and then of course you go into the infrastructure the cold the ice on top of it all that fun stuff and it's not a place where you would get it's easier to get them in the lower 48 than it is in greenland that's the that's the that's the that's the thing that you know a thousand years a hundred years maybe 300 years i i say 50 i think every year that's easier to get at those dirty rare earth elements. I don't know. I don't know. Neither of us really know. Like we can, I think, I tried to look into it. Oh, I stand corrected. Yeah, yeah. YouTube has some pretty strict

fact checking before they let you upload. This guy seems like a professional. This was a medical journal. This wasn't Jimmy Neutron. And then the, the military base thing is not a good reason, because we already have access to that. I'm not against making Greenland part of America. I'm just against stealing shit. Like, like, if you make an argument that it's good for America, I can make an argument that it's good for me to steal shit from people. Like, yeah.

I mean, we should just buy it. Okay. Yeah, like, like, from Denmark, 600 million a year. Hey, we're the United States. We'll give you a 50% more, 900 mil a year. You want to be part of the team? You'll be part of the group. Like, there you go.

Now we're talking. Yeah. That was Denmark's tippity top max. It's not our tippity top max. Less than the cost of a plane. Like we got, that's what that video said. That's half the cost of one B2 bomber. Right.

Let's get the one B2 bomber. If you want to talk buying it, if you want to talk persuading, like winning hearts and minds, like for real. Like these are all things I'm open to. Just invading our neighbors and taking their land. I didn't mean to say allies. Invading our allies and taking their land. Like that's bullshit.

I definitely agree. Like I said before. that it is morally wrong, but the world might be better off without it, because if in 50 years that ICE has melted a little bit and the Chinese places a base there or something, it could start a war with China. I'd rather have the Danes mad at us than China shooting at us and us shooting back. I want to avoid that at all costs. I know who really. I agree with you. I don't want to steal their island. I really don't, but I would love to have it. I hope we don't make it a state either. I hope it's like a protectorate or a territory.

If the Danes are mad at us, then maybe England, France, and Germany is also mad at us in Italy for whatever they're worth. And now like Europe isn't on our side in the next world war. We're up against China and Europe. And like that kind of stuff. I don't think they're going to join with the Chinese to fight us. But I don't know.

They're the ones who are trying to treat them right. And we're the ones who were trying to steal their, or stole their shit. Like at this point, China is a better ally than America is. Oh, no. China's ruthless. More ruthless than us. I don't know.

When I think about Venezuela right now, it's like their ruthlessness was investing and building refineries and shit like that. Our ruthlessness was. What America has is a lack of will for these actions. What China has is a lack of capacity. China wakes up tomorrow with our capacity to enact and project power the way we do. They immediately take Taiwan. They immediately start expanding. Like they play these games of like, oh, the U.S. is imperialist because they can't compete.

And so they have to try and play word games. Europe will never take the side of China over the United States. Not going to happen because at least most people there are going to know how ruthless and brutal the Chinese are. Look at how they treat the Africans when they get in there. All the Europeans pulled out. And then they do exactly what Kyle said, where they go, hey, Kenya, you want to, you want some roads? Oh. Well, you didn't actually pay your debt because your country's awful.

So we own Kenya now. Sorry. Sorry. That's the way it goes. You signed it. You couldn't build your own roads. We had to build it for you. Now you're on the hook.

Somehow that seems better to me than what we did Venezuela. Like we just came in there, killed 30, no, killed 80 people, blew a bunch of shit up, took their leader out and said, now you work for us. Oh, by the way, 50 million barrels of oil. that's ours now too, like that China was doing nicer things than we did. Oh, I just, I think, oh, I mean, most Venezuelans are stoked on it. I've heard that. Most Latin Americans are stoked on it.

And so far, it's awesome, awesome news that nothing's popped off in a brutal way down there. It makes it look like it's going to be a big win geopolitically. I saw the CEO of Exxon, the CEO of Exxon referred to Venezuela as uninvestable, and Trump did not like that. And he's like, all right, well, now you're not. part of the people who are going to be investing in it. Now use can't invest. Basically. Yeah.

So far it's a really good look with the Venezuelan thing. I feel like it's morally gray, but it seems like they legally covered their bases. And it seems like it's good for everybody going forward on this side of the world. So I'm really happy that we did that. And I also think it's a good look. I don't know maybe I think around the world

everybody's kind of impressed by what we did there or what they did there I wasn't there I was sick that night I was gonna go I was gonna go right

I heard they were like this would have gone so much smoother if FPS Russia was here if they had my parameder in the air I'll tell you hundreds dead there wouldn't be a Cuban left

in Venezuela by the time we were moving off the floor if the night wing was in the air I don't I think I don't think the story's

true. But the story I've been reading is that the U.S. used some sort of sonic super weapon from the air that made people fall down vomiting blood and unable to stand. That's the report that's out now.

I mean, if we were trying to really scare our enemies, we would say that. But also, you don't know. It's true. What's a report out of Venezuela? China and Russia will be like, we can shoot down anything at any time and America will be like I don't even know

it remains to be seen and then like we show up with like actual tie fighters and they're like oh fuck they're just they're just stunting on us now like he couldn't be X wings why do we have to be the we would definitely be in the tie fighters

definitely would be in the tie fighters even as a little kid I thought they looked aesthetically better than the X-wing. Did you? I remember thinking, I disagree. I can't the good guys in the movie be in the cooler ships. Why did the bad guys have to have the cooler ships? Here's my ranking.

Worst-looking Thai fighter, square ones. Second best-looking, X-Wings. Very best-looking, the Darth Vader variant on the Tahr fighter with the curved wings. That was the tip. That's what I thought was the coolest, too. when they tagged Vader in that thing I was like no come on come on although that's like

dude everyone knew Vader was in that one that seems like a terrible strategy it's like putting a big feather on your general hat where the sniper's aiming it's the one that says V on the side it just doesn't blend in at all I watched the Nuremberg movie

last night it's about the Nuremberg trials as you can imagine they got Russell Crow playing Gering he was second command to the Nazis. If you don't know, they captured him alive. He surrendered, actually. And it's it mostly focuses on Remy Malik's character

who is the army psychiatrist assigned to the Nazi prisoners to keep them, to analyze them, to keep them from killing themselves, and also to pass information to the prosecution. And after watching the movie, I was like, well, fuck, that wasn't a fair trial.

Like, y'all set these guys up. You had the psychiatrist rat on them to, and provide this dossier on on garing to the prosecution you still almost lost and like the only way you won was because garing uh they analyzed garing and found that he was unwilling to part way to like go against hitler wait you're telling me that a post war trial was like propagandistic and and not like 100% above board that's crazy what was the first time it had ever been notoriously the idea of international law like that but but but the thing was that it seemed that Garing had no knowledge of the death camps and the Nazi extermination.

The movie told me that and sort of proved it to me. So he was just the guy running the Air Force, I think. Or maybe it was the... The Luftwaffe, right? Yeah, I think he was the Air Force guy. Yeah. And the way they got him at the end, that the like, you can't handle the truth moment was

knowing what you know now, knowing about the death camps and the killing, would you still follow, would you still follow Adolf Hitler? And like, he's like, yes, hail Hitler.

And like, they're like, guilty! And it's like, wait a minute, that wasn't the point of the trial. Like, I came away with it being like,

well, man, they kind of railroaded poor Gering. And like, it felt like a rocky movie at first because Garing's very obese when they captured him. I see that.

I see he's, Russell Crow is really packed on the pounds. Yeah, and I think he's wearing a fat suit. But like pre-trial, he's like working out. He works out so much he gives himself a heart attack. And then he keeps working out. Like he's getting pumped. He's focused. He's like, I surrendered. This is exactly where I want to be. I'll show the world that I'm innocent. And I'm like, God, I hope this goes well for old Gary. He was quite the Air Force Command. Did they include all the bits of the Nuremberg trial? Did they talk about how the interrogators destroyed the testicles of all the Germans?

prior to speaking on the stand? Oh, not the testicles. Did they? Oh, they didn't include that? Interesting. What do you mean? They destroyed them? You make it sound like they like use dynamite. You can find primary documents about this. Yeah, they destroyed. I'm not saying you wrong. I'm asking more about it. Like, how do you just, did they use a pliers? They, in some ways, they said they kicked them repeatedly until they were just destroyed, like popped, like, yeah. Ouch. Yep. Well, they were terrible people, most of them.

Well, I mean, you're the one talking about how Goring was sick. Well, you know, I will say that... How about the Desert Fox? They didn't get the Desert Fox in trouble, right? Everybody seemed to like him as far as the Nazis go. Rommel. Rommel died of something. I don't remember what Rommel died of. But anyway, Garing took cyanide rather than be hung at the end and died in a cell.

There's even a part where they like, they like, kidnap. They like arrest his wife and daughter. And they're like, you daughter will be an orphan. It's like, are we the baddies? It seems like he was the Air Force guy. I don't think this guy was the evil inch. Did you like the movie? That's all right.

It was all right. It was a well-made movie. I need to write the history. We won. I know the show's over. Have you had been watching Fallout? I have. My friend who is into Fallout season one said he is not a fan of this season so far.

I've only seen the first two episodes. Yeah, I'm two in. I can't put my finger on why I'm just less excited this year. So I'm not really a Fallout. expert and to me the show was a lot of new stuff and I was just excited about the world building and learning how the universe and what they're doing there and what these vaults are all about this time around the world's already built mostly and I'm like what are we doing what's our goal new world now this is good traveling somewhere we're going to new Vegas we're going to new

Vegas and we're going to meet maybe mr. house we're going to meet um kaiser's legion that's where lucy was headed at the end of episode two when that lady's like, I don't want you to get raped by the wrong people. Like, she's part of Kaiser's Legion. So when I saw them in that little like hospital basement or whatever and the ghoul gets injured and she gives the stem pack to the, the Legion. The tunic trick. Yeah. Like, oh no. Like they're the most, they're the worst. They're the worst. They crucify people. They burn people a lot. Like, they'll crucify. I think it's Nipton in the game. They crucify every person in Nipton and they have a lottery and one person wins and he gets to go.

free. And so when you approach Nipton, this lone survivor runs up to him. He's like, ha ha! Big winner here! Big winner! And he explains that, yeah, the Legion showed up. They crucified and raped everyone and enslaved anyone they could take. And I won though. I won. And as he goes to run away, I always murder him right there. He's like, no, you're not getting away from this. You get there and everybody's fucking crucified. They have slaves. They're really awful. They're organized evil. Like some of the other people are like chaotic evil, but this is a very organized.

They're awful. All right. In the show, you see these two people in tunics. He doesn't call them, would you call them? They're Legion. He doesn't call them Legion. He just says, ah, the tunic people, they're bad. Kill them. And you're like,

well, that seems like we should have a trial or something, you know? Like you're judging her based on her outfit. What are we doing here? Big time. And apparently he's right. I'm listening to Kyle. As a viewer, you're like, dude, you don't just murder people because they dress the wrong way. Or you don't just murder someone because they're even part of a group that may do bad things.

Like, like, now I know in this universe you got to watch out for number one. It's pretty ruthless. But I can see why she made the decision she did. And the ghoul, whose name I can't remember, needs to be. more persuasive. All he said is he didn't like a their outfit and they should die. This is fucking terrible TV. No. If you don't know the

backstory, they need to provide some. Like, these are the worst people. Like, like, he sort of intimates that, like, these are bad people. And like, your lack of knowledge of the fallout thing is betraying you here. Like, that's what's really letting you down. But she had the same lack of knowledge. Yeah, but what she, she has this naivity

that every step of the way, this happens on repeat. We meet a new group people and his instinct is kill on site and her instinct is talk and talk almost never works it always boils down to like like now the ghoul is wounded because we had to talk and he's like fuck why can't we just kill them on site like I always say you're too pretty to injure and don't have a healing factor like aren't the ghouls all because I remember that's like saying I saw a scene with like chicken pox or evil you know it's it's an affliction I know it's a part of new Vegas lore that there's a story option where you can allow that hotel to be inhabited by humans

and ghouls. Or you can get rid of all the ghouls. And if you and the ghouls say, we're going to be cool with the humans. We're definitely not going to turn them into ghouls. And then apparently if you agree and go, yeah, let's let the ghouls live next to the humans. You leave and come back. Everyone's a ghoul. I don't remember that.

So that's not how it works anyway. So that's Pennington Tower and Fallout 3. I don't remember that being what happens because to become a ghoul, you have to be exposed to radiation for a very long period of time and you turn into a ghoul. And then as a ghoul, you slowly, over time, become a feral ghoul. So at first you just look ugly, have a healing factor apparently. And he's a cannibal. I don't remember if that's part of being a ghoul. But you live for you're sort of immortal as a ghoul, like a rotten-faced person. Eventually, they all go insane. So they become feral. And see, it is what it sounds.

They become these animal people. I didn't know all of them became feral. That seems to be the end of the road for all of them. She's a goal too, right? No. She's a vault dweller. She's like brand new to the world. I'm confused.

Didn't he cut her finger off? And then there's a line where she says, I may look like you, but I'll never be like you. He didn't make her a goal? No, no, no, no. He cut her finger off. And later on, she got a new finger and that robot sewed it on. The handybot in that hospital sewed a new finger on.

So now if you look at her hand, she's got like a Mexican person's finger on her white hand. What she meant by that was like, I'll never be like jaded and ready to kill on site like you. I may look like you made me. I get me, I put things. But she doesn't look like that. I think what she said was, I may one day look like you. I'm not sure anymore. And you're right.

She doesn't look like him. Yeah. But yeah, you can't like make a new ghoul the way you can make a, for example, you can make a new super mutant. You can expose somebody to the forced evolution virus, the FEV and turn them into a super mutant. I'm hoping we'll get some superbutans this season. Again, I haven't seen the third episode, which I think is already out. Oh, you're right. she's not a ghoul. I think I made something up.

Yeah. Oh well. She'd be all rotten-faced and stuff. I don't want to see her all rotten-faced. Yeah. In my imagination, she was just step one of a ghoul, not quite rotten-faced yet. Like a brand new zombie. Now, there is that character, and like, this is kind of outside of, like, the video game lore, so nobody really knows what's happening. But in season one, remember the chicken fucker doctor? He gave that, he gave that guy, that guy, the guy's foot was smushed. the black guy in the power suit smashed his traitorous buddy's foot who's also in the

Brotherhood of Steel and it was like when he took it out of a sock and shoe it was just flopping meat and bones and that guy injects him with something that makes it heal instantly and so I don't know what's going on there I thought they gould him

but I'm again I don't know this I seem to get stuff wrong well that's some new stuff like I'd never there's nothing quite like that in the show in the game yeah I mean stem packs obviously are just just like health items that

that seemed to heal almost anything but in his case that the doctor he sort of turned on the doctor the chicken fucker doctor and the doctor was like oh okay you're gonna be like that I'll give you some of the I'll fix your right up it almost seemed like he was I'm gonna give you something that'll that'll fix you now

but fuck you later and it's just sort of I don't know where that what that was or what that's leading to They may make it lower in this show that you can just inject somebody with ghoul syndrome. It seems like they gooled them. That's what I assumed when I watched it without the record. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know what they're going to do. Maybe it was more likely it's going to turn them into a super mutant. Maybe they'll make that the FV by. I think YouTube and video games have ruined my attention span because I can hardly enjoy a TV show anymore. I need to like train my attention span, I think. Well, good luck. Hopefully it's right. All right. Well, that was the show. P.K.N. 595. Until next.