Painkiller Already - PKN 598

Episode Date: February 4, 2026

Files abound. P.K.N. 598. We only talk about Dr. Disrepact pre-show. Okay. Not after the recording. Wouldn't be great if you were in the Epstein, Epstein files. Woody would have been dancing over there with Jack. He didn't have been like a lot of competition.

I'd be a two-time dancing champion. It's like on the island, but he's in the get-up. And so there's no denying it. He's got the mustache and the headphones on. He's like, that could be anyone. folks. Six, seven or seven while. It's towering over all the 13-year-olds. So we're just, number one, I don't think we should have to pay taxes this year.

You're making a lot of sense. Keep going. We should get a free tax off. That should be an apology where it's like, everybody knows all these petos are going to get off. We're giving you a year or two off taxes. And then people might calm down a little bit. I don't think they'd calm down at all, actually. I don't know. I could be bought. You're no taxes and fucking...

State and federal. The whole gamut. We get it all free. That would be nice. They're not going to... Let them free. I mean, I've only... I think they only killed a handful of those little girls, you know, from what I understand.

They're not going to make... They can fit more girls than that in your hand. Did you see the... And it's so hard to tell with the emails, but I saw... one was like talking about contracting work and it was like this is geoffrey epstein's assistant talking to the contracting company that installed the tunnels underneath the like temple thing and then there's like apparently like a hatch that like opens into a very spooky area but that's another one of those things where it's like am i being am i being creepypasted did you see that did you see

the coded messages yes oh like the pizzas apparently the pizza was signs have something to do with the FBI's like organization of the documents or something someone said the equal signs in particular in some of the oddly placed punctuation marks had something to do with the way the FBI was categorizing

or filing internally or something but using pizza and there's some other like seemingly code phrases was weird they pointed out that there was one about Jerry Seinfeld they're like oh Jerry

and his wife will be coming by blah blah, blah, let's let's have some lemonade. And they were like, ooh, what the fuck is lemonade code for? And I'm like, I think Jerry was just going to have some lemonade. I don't think he was pissed on him on girls, right? Right, right? It is no idea.

Why would you email about lemonade? I'm looking for a specific text, but yeah, they were talking about pizza that was like fresh and delicious. And sometimes I'm like, all right, but you have to prove to me they're not talking about it. What was the grape soda? What was that code for?

Oh, that's black girls. I have no idea. I thought that, but they really didn't like black girls. They really didn't like them. That was the best part. I think it was childish Gambino who's like, you know, somehow I, like for a second, I thought he was even worse because he's a racist pedophile. But actually, that's better because there are fewer girls getting hurt.

I mean, that's a real glass half full guy. My goodness. I don't know how you turn this into a positive. Oh, do you remember like, maybe it was like around the same time as Pizza Gate or between Pizza Gate and this? Do you remember the Wayfair thing, that website, Wayfair, where people were like ordering totally nondescript cabinets for like 10 grand and it would be named like, you know, Susan or something like the name of for like, you know, they were, there were weird things listed.

I don't know about ordering, but maybe I just don't know. I just saw there was a from Epstein's assistant. There was like a Wayfair receipt for like an $8,900 item with no description. That he purchased an item with no description off of Wayfair for $8,900. And it was, it was 80, maybe it was an 8900. Close. There's no, there's no, no item description. Just 8400.

And I was like, what's 8,400 on Wayfair? They have the cheapest furniture known to man. well probably not furniture maybe it's something else kitchen tables like 400 bucks on wayfair and 80 400 like it's it's like some of the stuff is so evil it's like it's like bordering on like a movie where it's like eating eating people like on the code name thing so Elon Musk they were like we've got the whole united nations and he's like, no, I can't travel to the United Nations.

I have things to do. And he's like, I don't meet the United Nations. None of them are over 25. And he's like, oh, okay, okay. Now he's back in. Yeah, I like the Elon one where he's like, oh, Jeffrey, when you're having such a fun party soon. I've heard it all about the fun island parties.

Are you doing any more soon? And then he just forwards to Galane Maxwell like handle this. Deal with this. And with like, this is like deal with. and then eight spaces and this, like it writes like a retard. And then the response from Galane Maxwell is like, oh,

Elon, ah, oh, geez, dude, we just shut down the parties. I wish we could have had you. Oh, fiddlesticks.

We'll let you know, though. Well, for sure. Jeffrey's odd typing is due to dyslexia. Is that what it is? Because I saw, he spelled your Y-O-U equal sign.

And I was like, is that near the art? It's not on, like, how did that? But you say, kids to throw off the FBI somehow? No, it's dyslexia.

It's like, because there's not some like established code where you just misspell words poorly. Like, like he's changing the words or the letters around in words that conceal nothing. He's, and it's an internal email, right? It's not literally, but, but he's emailing his handler. He's emailing his most trusted confidant.

It's probably not going to be a code there. He's literally telling him, deal with Elon. I don't like Elon very much. He's been here before and he's always lame. Like that was what was going on. I heard somebody is in the Trump administration. This was like around the doge time. And they're like, he is the worst to talk to.

Like he just stops mid sentence. He walks away while you're talking to him. He says things that aren't remotely funny and thinks he's the funniest guy ever. And you're like expected to laugh. And I was like, that sounds like Elon to me. It just all rang true. He'd be like a tough guy to have like a one-on-one sit down with as far as just like like, like, oh, like, what does this guy even like? It feels like he'd monologue at you a lot about things you didn't care about, but he'd be a big one of those guys.

I don't know about the dyslexia thing, though, dude. It's not dyslexia all the time. Sometimes it's like a word and then two spaces and then two commas and then three spaces and then another word. It's like it's the most absurd writing. It's like he's just, he's like his backspace is always broken. He's like, that's what we're doing. that's we're going with it. Well, a lot of them had that scent from my iPhone. So he's thumb typing. That might be part of the terrible grammar. It's why. Jesus. I did notice the Prince Andrew pick. There's a

there's literally a picture of Prince Andrew like on a girl. Like she's on the ground like on the ground on her back and her face is blurred out or blacked out and he's like on her like a ghoul. But what I was looking at was the background because the bed spread is an American flag. And it reminded me back to when this other guy was talking about being at Epstein's Island. And he's like, and the tablecloth was an American flag. And they brought the tea overfilled. So you had no choice as you drank your tea, but to spill it upon the American flag. And it was almost like he was watching me to see if I would disrespect the flag to respect like,

like, there's weird mind games going on while he asked me bizarre questions about physics and stuff. It was, I can't remember that guy's name. He used to be in the CIA. He does a lot of podcasts now. Is he brown skin? Huh? Is he brown skin the guy? No, he's white guy.

Glasses. The one I'm thinking of looks Indian, but I'm pretty sure he's American, like, born here. But you might know the one I'm talking about if you saw. He's got the long hair. He's usually got it in like a man bun type situation. No. I don't know who you're doing. Yeah.

I'm going to try to find. Is it the guy that was like in? I know, that was Bongino. Bonino who was like, I'm going to uncover Epstein. And then they give him a job in the FBI. And he's like, I quit. I'm actually going to go back to podcasting. And it's like, okay.

Thanks for nothing. Here. Watch this for just two seconds and you'll see the person I'm talking about. Have you seen him tell stories? No. You can show it. Oh, that's it. He doesn't see brown skin.

You think this guy's brown skinned? Actually, in this video, not. as much. This is a Caucasian. I think you're right. I think you're right. Usually people say they don't see color. They mean that they're not racist. We just actually can't in certain race. He's race blind. I think I got his right. I'm telling you, I've watched

this guy for like, I watched eight hours of his content. Me too. Me too. He looks Indian to me. It's not like Indian. to me he looks like or the guy on the right with the long hair looks like a like a spaniard or something

he's here he's Greek this one Zach he's Greek he's Greek his name is Greek Cypriot he doesn't look a little like

Indian skinned not even a little bit brother no I would believe he's Greek looks pretty Greek this is a white man Okay, at this point you're mocking a disability. You should feel bad about yourself. I'm trying to help you get you.

You're about to like, what's up, my brother? To a little cracker. Like, like, this guy is high. He's got his honky written all over. CI agent John Kiraku with no discernible accent. He's very white, man. Yeah, I've watched all his stuff.

Oh, my brother. Woody thinks I'm black and I'd school her that way. What is up? that guy's the worst at basketball it doesn't it just doesn't add up I thought we had a ringer smells funny just sees the skin tone goes from there yes are any of these people going to get in trouble are we just going to expose all this and then we're going to have to sit here and listen to them be like all these emails are nothing but hearsay and you can't prove it and so I'm going to keep doing it on some other island they're going to focus all the attention on Prince Andrew and Bill Clinton.

That's my call. Well, there's different days, right? So, like, I think I heard some corporation. There are different they's. So, like, I think you're talking about, like, the United States Justice Department or maybe something like that. But there's different they. There's also the Europeans.

Sorry. I'm sorry. They. And there's also, I heard one of them was a famous CEO or something, and he was getting in some sort of trouble, like, removed from his board or something like that. But like Bill Gates is so fucking implicated in this. It's insane. That nerdy fucker was at the heart of all of this.

He gave his wife a STD. He got from an underage Russian prostitute. And Jeffrey was hooking him up with fucking antibiotics to slip into Melinda Gates' drink. A couple things. I don't think he gave me the antibiotics, but I may have my facts wrong. Are you sure? I heard that, but I didn't read it from the report itself. I'm double-checking now.

It was an email from. Jeffrey Epstein to himself almost it to me it read like if Bill Gates gives me guff over something I've got my prepared like like you know I'm gonna wreck you I know that you did this I hadn't heard him accused of being with underage Russians only Russian women but I'm not trying to defend him I'm just trying to be accurate yeah was he yeah who's been implicated with underage people certainly Trump Prince Andrew Underage

Epstein himself Gisley Maxwell herself but I don't think he only did underage Oh I'm sure he It ran a gamut there Yeah They were doing

I don't know Yeah definitely It seems like there were girls That were like from 13 to you know Early 20s That were involved with this whole thing There was a Decapria rule No one was over 25

I mean, that was even established in the email. It's a paper trail. None of the United Nationships are over 25. Yeah, hopefully people get in trouble. I didn't like Trump's response to it at all during that little presser where he's like, oh, I think the DOJ might have better things to be doing than going after this. And it's like, how about, how about like, let me be your PR person for a second. Donnie, just say, I think everyone who is implicated should be investigated in those

who broke the law on Epstein's Island be brought to justice. Of course, he can't add credence to the the files. He knows he's in them. In the newest batch, he's mentioned like 38,000 times.

It's something crazy. That's not a made-up number, but I'm not sure. It's not 38? I'm not sure enough to call you wrong, only that I thought it was 8,000. It's enough. I think it's 38.

Is it 38,000? I just watched, I was, flicking through Reddit and our old pal Steve Hofstetter has become even more political than he once was and there's just a video of him being like, how's it going, Maga? So Donald's mentioned

38,000 times what would it take for you to change your mind about this whole thing? Forty thousand? 50,000? You were right. There's 38,000 references to him across 5,300

different files. I mean, he was his best friend. The most charitable possible interpretation you could have here is that Trump knew Epstein was a pedophile and was cool with it. The less charitable is that he was banging 13 year olds

and complaining about their toothy blowjobs as it says in the files. It says in the files he slapped or punched her in the face because of her toothy blowjob. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I hate them too. Open your mouths, ladies.

Put your tongue over your lower teeth. How long does it take to learn this? Great carrots down there. I hope we actually get some justice. I hope some of these high-ranking people actually do get thrown in jail. And they don't just skate. Because can't you see that? Like a lot of them just being like, oh, yeah,

I was mentioned in a million emails, but, oh, you don't have anything but the emails. Oh, these pictures, you can't prove they're not AI if they even have them. You know the defense I see AI from these old pictures? The defense that I'm not liking in the slightest is I never went to the island. They're like, oh, here you are at Epstein's house. So here's Epstein flying a boatload of women to you. Here's this, here's that. And they're like, I never went to the island.

I don't know what you're talking about. And imagine Kyle was like Woody. heard you have a gun and I'm like a gun I assure you I don't have a single gun or you were just like I've never been to a gun does this fuck have right like he's obviously playing semantics when they're like I did yeah I heard you raped girls and he's like I didn't go to the island that doesn't sound innocent that sounds like somebody guilty trying to answer some question we're not asking that sounds pseudo kind of innocent he had other properties too like it wasn't just the island.

There was a ranch. There were like other places. The idea that the island is, is the end all be all. It's not true. It's not even the, it's nothing. It's just one of his properties that he happened to have. He was bringing the girls to London to Prince Andrew. Here's one I liked with Musk in it.

Like, so Musk wants to party with Epstein. I think on the island. It didn't happen, but he wanted to. And Epstein's like, he was going to bring Tallulah. his wife. I don't know if they were married at the time or if they were dating or what they were, but his later wife, Tallulah.

And he's like, Tallulah might be uncomfortable with the ratio here at the party. And Musk replies, Tallulah will be fine with the ratio. And I'm like, I've got that whatever podcast. She licks snizz. She's fine with the ratio.

That's how I interpret that. Yeah. I saw one joke that made me laugh where it was like, a guy who's getting invited but sincerely doesn't get it on the email chain list where he's like yeah guys I mean I get everybody clearly wants pizza but can we like

also get wings like a guy who's just we gotta get some breadsticks in here so far we've got like 40 small pizzas what are you guys are doing here just get eight largest at Jeffrey Epstein I see

up there you said we're all going to have to split a slice I don't know what kind of party you guys are running, but I'll pack a lunch. Do you help with catering? Like my thing is now what do I believe about the original Pizza Gate thing?

You know? Like didn't the guy that was it John Podesta or somebody who was investigating the pizza gate thing? And then he himself turned out to be into underage girls as well? No, no. The Podesta emails were the ones that read. Really, really very similar to these ones like with the code words and stuff. But

it was a journalist who investigated the Pizza Gate thing that deep quote debunked it that then got caught with CET. Then he was also and like man I'm the thing is you know that I think that dude who like went in and like shot the the hard drive at the Comet pizza place. You remember that? The shooter who went and shot the like the I knew that there was a man who went there to save children with an AR 15 and that he got arrested after not finding any children and that is the end and beginning of my knowledge of that. I thought that guy, and correct me from I thought he, like, went in there,

shot their hard drive and then got arrested. How hard drive was a pizza joint have? They got a server rack back there? I don't know why they would need that, but it was a flesh simulator video I watched, and he was talking about it, and he was like, yeah, he went in there and he shot it, and then I think that same guy

who shot it was killed in a police stop a couple years ago. So that would also signal like, that could not be conspiratorial. It could be this guy was a bit of a ruffian who was a fucking web of nonsense. I'm trying to find something about the hard drive.

I can't find anything. See if he fired a shot. Like that alone would be news to me that he had, you know, shot the weapon because just the discharge would be its own set of charges. Yeah, the whole thing is this web of crazy shit. And it's hard to, like, clearly there's something there. This isn't just smoking mirrors.

Like, clearly there is a web of satiative. pedophiles who are rich and powerful using Jeffrey Epstein, while Jeffrey Epstein is like clearly very much attached to the Kremlin or KGB and definitely Massad. I see him in those pictures wearing his IDF sweater and shit. It's a bad look. I was going to say they released unredacted like dozens and dozens of victims, like nude and semi-nude. Like on the government website,

you go to the like, I don't know, DOJ.gov link and there's a naked woman like at prayer beneath the crucifix with like Christ hung upon it. So he shot his gun into a closet where he felt the bad stuff was happening. I can't find anything about

hitting a hard drive, but like that doesn't mean... I can't hear either. That doesn't mean... Yeah. So I can be wrong on that. It's just something I heard. But I agree. It's definitely... In my head, you know how you hear a thing and then you try to like figure out the real truth on your own. I'm like maybe Comet Pizza never had anything to do with anything.

But the pizza code, you know, like got out and they made a connection to Comet Pizza that was never there. The whole thing was like a false flag to throw the like I'll tell you this. After that happened, I thought, man, those QAnon Nut Jobs and their Pizza Gate bullshit. Not only have they been proven fools, but also it's been proven to us that this sort of free speech might be the bad kind, the kind that inspires lone wolf actors to go out and do evil. Maybe we should curtail this a little bit. That's what I took from the whole Pizagate thing. But now, so it's almost like maybe they orchestrated that whole thing to like throw some stink on the idea of a pizza code. the same way those those uh those duby people change the poo-poo parties to an overpriced uh chocolate

i do remember that being a thing with pizagate is that there was there would be like real stuff like very odd pedestrian emails that looked like these epstein ones very weird stuff but then they would also throw a bunch of horse shit out there like like the basement thing you said where it's like there was not a basement there the there was another restaurant called besta pizza that apparently had a basement, but the comet ping pong does not have a basement. And so like, people would land onto these things and then use that bunk all of them. I'm just saying, if, if I was building a secret basement for pedophilia, it wouldn't, it would not be able to be found. It would be like Walter White's drug lab beneath that, that, uh, that dryer machine or whatever.

You know what I mean? Like, like, we'd make a place that couldn't be found if we were, but, but the whole thing is nonsense anyway, because why would you be doing pedophilia out of, out of, an actual pizza shop somewhere. I have no idea. But now that we kind of know that we pay taxes to corrupt pedophiles every year, it makes all these other conspiracies about that same thing be like, oh, maybe there was quite a bit more to this than we initially knew. Well, the main thing that's looking bad for all these people is so many of them.

In the last round of emails, their story had been, after 2008, I broke all contact with Jeffrey because he led to those child abuse charges and the word was out. You know, everybody knew this. This guy had stink on him. But then here we go with this new round of information. And it's like, nope, here you are in 2013, obviously five years later, still being buddy, buddy with this guy. Here he is at your house. Rich guy who I've never heard of who had lied about this also.

Like, there's three million documents, I think, right? Like something like that. He was emailing. They released three million. I think there's three million more. Yes. I don't know how many more there are. My understanding was that there's like huge amounts more. Like if you leave AOC, she's like, this is a drop in the bucket. This is 2% of what they have.

And like, I don't know, she's, she's, if you're watching up for her interviews, not only is she real cutie pie, but she also is like mostly just being honest about like what's going on. They're like, what do you think about Donald Trump closing the, uh, the what's it called the the Kennedy Center for renovations saying it needs them she's like I think you just couldn't sell any tickets what do you think I think you couldn't fill the room like

no one was coming all the acts canceled like that's what happened yeah this thing she's not prone to just saying shit like some politicians are yeah not everything is true I'm remembering her tears in front of the immigrant detainment camp or something eight years ago but

she's not in the same league as some of the serial liars. I let that boy go. Can you believe that? Can you believe that five year old and his dad go and sent him home? I was feeling safe with Liam off the streets and like that Spider-Man backpack. Am I supposed to believe he has no superpowers at all? Now Liam's back on the streets terrorizing people the fuck. How many guns could be in that backpack? You didn't even ask. There could be there could be a probably well it's a small back maybe four. I think it might be a dirty bomb. He could have had a dirty bomb in that backpack, you know, a radiological device of some kind.

I don't know what he's got in there. What kind of havoc a five-year-old with a Spider-Man backpack might wreak? Did you see what Spider-Man's code for in the Cartel in the Carytona Cartel? In the Cynoloa cartel, they have an assassin known as the Spider-Man.

Okay, and this could be him. This could be him. He wears a silly hat. That's also, that's a helmet. That's a helmet. That's Kevlar underneath the cartoon character. Squid hat he wears. I'm surprised they let him go though I'm surprised that they let

anybody go though is a holy fuck worthy yeah oh no why they take them they do it all the time they catch people in the process

of becoming full citizens and deport them I think I think Trump realizes he has a PR problem with the way that he's doing deportations right now and is addressing it like

a PR problem like Liam we got to bring that kid back here. All of America loves fucking Liam. Well, they fired that little guy. That's how he does everything. I knew they demoted him. Did they end up firing? They're doing that like thing that you see in

the movies all the time where they're like we can fire you with cause or you can retire with a pension and he's retiring. That's what's happening. Wait. Is it are you, did you read that or are you guessing? I read it. Oh, okay. Okay. I'm out of date then.

I read that he was retiring. Like they said retirement imminent. or something like that. He said, something like that. Okay. Yeah, and then the bribery guy came back and took his old job, the one who takes bribes and brown paper bags. Well, we don't know what that was for.

That might have been something unrelated bribe. And then, look, Tom Holman. I could believe he's getting betting, you know? You know what I see in that? I see a champion from the last generation. It's almost like if they got Charlie Hustle and brought him back to life. What was his name? The Reds player who bet on baseball,

who's now out of the, or out of the... Rose. He rose at Charlie Hustle. It's like that. I'm okay with a little bribery. Why are you okay with the crooked? Because the alternative is Nazis and pedophiles, Woody.

There are the alternative they provide us with it's one of those. It's one of the other. It's one of the other. I'd rather have to be. I've never seen anything else. I've never seen anything else in positions of power, but Nazis, pedophiles, and people who take bribes, okay?

Like that's all they've got. People in power are good at taking bribes. Tom Holman, I don't know what his role was in the Obama immigration program, but he did get rid of, they did get rid of three million people. So every time I see him speak, it's like he's got a speech impediment. His mouth is full of teeth. But it seems like he knows what he's doing. And he's funny on camera.

I appreciate him. So that other guy was like weird and creepy. I didn't like that little guy. That little guy was over there like, Who streets? And they're like, our street! Who streets? Our streets! Our streets! And I'm like, bro, chill the fuck out. He's supposed to be looking for illegal.

You know, take those people out. You know, anyone trying to get in your way, you take them out. You've got my support and the support goes all the way to the top. And it's like, it sounded like shoot first, ask questions later is what he was telling his truth. What he was saying was, what he said literally was anyone, you arrest as many people as touch you as you can. Anybody touches you, they go. you know we lock them up

we detained that what he literally said touch yeah he and then he said and then he said and just but keep in mind be a professional we're being watched we're being recorded do this the right way like it was I was fine with that speech it's just it sounded like he's getting pumped up to go to war and it was

like aren't we about to go into an American white class neighborhood and lock up Julio like what are we doing here it just seemed way too intense what I did appreciate they released the name and the faces of the two men that shot Alex Pretti, and they're both brown people.

And I was like, oh, thank God. Who released the names and the faces? Like, Reddit or the government? I think both. Okay. Like, they have their, like, full names and faces and stuff, and, like, their nicknames and stuff. I saw it on Reddit, but I don't just, like,

anytime I see something like a Reddit or a Twitter or whatever, I'm like, all right, is there some other source that can verify this? And I didn't go through that. that so I didn't bring it. Well, they knew that DOJ, I think they've been, I don't think they're on the job anymore either. I think they've been removed from active duty. So they knew that. Maybe.

I, I had a teacher in fourth grade. And she would be like, good morning class. And the whole class would go like, good morning, Mrs. Crab Apple, just like that. And then one day, for reasons I'll never know, she said, good morning class. and I go, good morning, Mrs. Crabb, but I'm the only one that talked. So she got so mad at me because I said it all boring and lower case like that. Somehow that is what happened to these officers. Like everyone was on the same page.

Shoot first, ask questions later, beat people up, drag him away, throw them in the patty wagons. And then they do it. Patty wagons. Whoa, whoa. Not that. You did a different. Yeah.

And now they're out. in the cold. I was like, what? I just got a pep talk that you had my back to the tippy talk, and now you don't. They murdered that, dude. I hope that those guys face real charges. Kyle, have you considered that he spit on a car 11 days earlier? Yeah, well, I mean, I mean, I just don't know what buried that has on anything. It's like, my question would immediately be if we're in some sort of court of public opinion or law. Like, did the agents involve know about that? Yes, they did actually.

So you're saying that they premeditated this. Well, that's a first-degree murder charge. You're saying they murdered him because of what he did? You're opening a door and you don't want to fucking crack. You're opening a door you don't want to crack. The whole thing is just awful. I saw there's still tear gas in people. And look, I'm on team tear gas, but I'm also on team, obey your court orders.

You know what I mean? Like, I want as much tear gas as we could pump into these city streets. All right, we need a big, we need a tear gas machine gun of some kind or a bomb. You know, we can air drop it or something. The Russian, maybe one of those Ukrainian drones. We need to talk to them. More tear gas solves problems. But once the court says, stop tear gasing the people, you got to stop tear gas into people

because I'm worried that you're going to be like, oh, we can just do that, huh? You can't, you can't ignore the court orders. If we do it your way, then the law's in charge. That's true. And nothing gets done. Jesus great. No one's going to get shot if we follow the law, Kyle. Have you even thought this through?

The whole thing is just awful. I do want to get them. I have a very nuanced position on this, obviously, because I'm still very much team ice. I don't want to defund ice. I don't want to get more money. They got plenty. I got plenty of money.

I want those guys trained more. than 47 days. I want them trained, I don't know, months. I'm not agreeing with that. Four months, five months, six months, 47 days is so arbitrary, silly when it necessarily and just, I mean, you can't learn anything 47 days. I bet they convince Trump like to double it and be like, you know, what's 47 times two, Mr. President? Let's do that number of days instead to be twice. Hear me out. What if we add 47 and 45? That we haven't thought about this. Unironically, that might work.

What do you? That might actually get it fucking done. But see, my thing is every time I see police being absolute monsters, I hear training. And I'm like, fuck your training. I'm so tired of the idea that these guys haven't been exposed to enough PowerPoint presentations that they don't know you're not supposed to kill people. They don't know that after you two-horn, two-arms shove a woman to the ground, the guy going like this as you pepper spray him shouldn't be disarmed and murdered after

by shooting him 10 times if we had simply given them a powerpoint letting them know that that's bad they would not do it horseshit i want consequences and uh training not training but like consequences in hiring practices how about if a guy has fucking nazi tattoos we say you know that's a red flag that's a red flag they don't let him in with a nazi flag i saw an ice guy with a nazi tattoo but who knows I know. I, of course, want to be an ice agent, and I was looking into how I could squeak through camp. But one of the things was they disallow agents with certain kinds of tattoos, anything hateful, any sort of hateful tattoos they disallow them from Germany. One of these two, either I was fooled, which could be, or one slipped through the filter.

And also there's this like gray area of tattoos where some things, you know, they'd get called white supremacist or whatever and it's like that's that's just a cross yeah cross yeah there's a lot of gray area stuff like the betsy ross flag is a red flag because it's like adopted by like right-wing extremist but also it's the betsy ross flag right like like the okay sign you know this one really well right like first they mocked people who did the okay sign as some sort of white supremacist thing and then white supremacist this guy kind of adopted and then we said you idiots you actually believe it. And it's like, well, it's actually true like 1% at the time, but you can't convict on it really form an opinion because it also means the okay sign. But they just love to call anyone an

idiot for thinking that okay is white power, but it once in a while is meant that way. And things like the Betsy Ross flag are parallel to that. Yeah, I wouldn't disallow Betsy Ross flag. I would, you know, look for something like 88 or H.H or lightning bolts or anything like that. actual Nazi. That was a swish. I think you led with it. 88, 14 words, any of that stuff. Mm-hmm. I, but you're right.

They do sometimes, like you're saying, Kyle, what's his name, Hegseth? Like, he has, like, an Orthodox cross on his chest. Like, this is Nazi, and it's like... It's like a crusader cross or something. It's really not, yeah. And so, but I agree. You can't let people...

I looked into that too. That's a really good example of like have it your way because there are like white supremacists who like that cross who put it on them. I've read. And there are just Christians who like that cross too perhaps. And you know, you can't just project whatever you want it to mean onto somebody. I've always seen that cross and thought like a Christian thing. Like until I heard people say the white supremacist thing, I never even considered it. Yeah.

So I went on a little Google deep dive and landed at that, which is like, could mean Christian, could mean white supremacist. And I'm like, okay, so unconcerned. I think it's Christian thing. Well, Pete Hankseth is known to be a very religious man who doesn't cheat on his wife or again and again. He's not a serial. If you read the Bible, those guys got around. It's full of men. He's just going for him.

He's just going forth. You know what I was thinking is like I don't have the I don't have the sauce to be evil enough to be involved in a blackmail ring with like rape and murder and pedophiles and stuff. If I were running the island, I would have like a different angle of it where I would like roofy them and then frame them for having pooped their pants. And now I've got photos of them laying there like having pooped their pants or having peed their pants, very compromising, very embarrassing position. And now they're now they're blackmailed based on something gross. and embarrassing, no children get hurt, win-win, perhaps? Genius. Did you see the thing where Trump supposedly pooped his pants recently?

I heard him fart, but my thing with that is like, the thing is like, how do we know? What I want to do is like go in those comments and be like, excuse me, anyone, let's, let's drop the charade here for a moment. Did anyone see any feces? Anyone see any feces? Then how do we know there was any? How do we know this was even a shark? how do we know this wasn't even just a nice dry evening fart okay nothing on it not he didn't smell that bad like like it seemed very much more suspicious than you i heard him fart and i'm like

how do i know that wasn't added later right how do i know i saw the people behind him make faces i made faces i don't know no but it's starting to add up and then everyone was ushered out of the room while don't trump remained seated it was very odd i still don't know no right that could be a security thing i don't know but he got him out of that right after that fart they evacuated the room there were a lot of like disgusted faces made and he didn't leave his chair i can't prove anything but it's funny when you're a like rfk was like slip out rfk did

there wouldn't be a problem donald if you'd stop eating all that shit in your diet, Mr. President. I'm not eating those gay ass bowls. Stop asking. I'm not. The lady in green also reacted to the fart, it seemed like. But like the

shit, we don't know that he shot himself. And like, like, I like to be, I like to be 100% honest about things that we see and never like get on board with propaganda because that's what it is. If Donald Trump weren't like a, you know, what he is, all the things. things, all the awful things that he is, then nobody would be saying that he pooped himself,

you know? Like, although, I remember when Joe Biden supposedly pooped himself on a trip, and they were giving him a hard time because he like, he made, had some weird body language. He's like walking, and it almost looked like he stopped. It was like, ugh. Like, I had an old man shit in his trousers there for a second. Gate was, it got elderly. You know, he might have even started his term a little elderly, but it ended his term very

elderly. And Taylor once used a description. I wish I could remember the exact words, but it was like a ghoulish or ghostly open mouth. And when he said it, I pictured it like, fact check true. He just always looked at the last few years. In that debate, in that debate, he's got that scared old man face.

You know, when Trump is like, yeah, you did. You beat Medicare to that. And he's just saying, they're like, er. Dude, close your fucking mouth. I just wish someone when, you know someone in the audience,

someone in the audience on the Biden team had like an Adderall in a sling shot, like one time. No. He's back in a mix. He's back of a game. Our, our last few years of political history

had been so crowded. with these moments of just crazy shit. Like George Bush had like four in eight years. Like his father had one. His dad puked on the Japanese prime minister. Do you know that, Taylor? George Bush Sr. That's like,

that's crazy. Donald Trump throws up on somebody every fucking week. Like the equivalent of it. If Donald Trump threw up on someone, I'd be like, this is a distraction from the FC files. They'd be looking at his vomit. They'd be analyzing like the vomit as it came.

out. They'd be like, you'd see something weird in there. That's the president. You've really got to start chewing. There's a lot of full nugs in air. Dude, I someday politics will be boring again. That'll be a good day. I hope so. I just want to

like with social media. Like, I blame people. As much as the Republican's problem. It's everybody's fault. It is. If they had put forward a stronger candidate and trying to fucking virtue signal, with that colored woman, then we might have gotten a president there, anybody, to beat Donald Trump.

You can't blame the blue team for who the red team put up. He literally put up a pedophile, and the red team's like, well, so long as it's not Kamala. The red team fought tooth and nail to keep the pedophile out, and they couldn't beat the public want for him. Like he was, what was, 16 other Republicans in the 2016 primaries against him, like all the best. and Bride. It's got fucking laureates and guys that went to the Ivy League schools. Like, like, people that even we consider to be just

absolute geniuses, political geniuses the very least. And he trounced them all. And then he did a non-consective term and he won all them goddamn swing states and he won the popular vote. It's hard to argue with that. But I say that the reason all that happened is because the Democrats kept putting up these dummies against him.

Like Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris are just too awful. hated candidates and Kamala didn't have enough time. And Biden is just as much of a problem because you put in an 80 year old man to run against him. And everybody after we read Jake Tapper's book, we now know, knew that this guy was on the decline, knew that he was losing, that he was the guy from, from eight years before and certainly wasn't the guy from 12 years before or whatever, like during the Obama years when he was running around with his aviators on, looking kind

cool, which was hard to do next to Obama. Like that guy's dead. He's been dead. And they dug him up, put him out there instead of putting a real progressive candidate out there. I always say I would have voted for Bernie Sanders over Trump back in 2016. I like Sanders. I still like Sanders.

It seems like Sanders. Whether you like how he cooks, you're going to like the end result. You know what I mean? Like whenever I hear him talk about things, like the end result of what he's proposing is like everybody's happier and healthier. and we have better schools. I liked 80s Bernie in like 90s Bernie, where he was like still like hardcore on immigration,

where he was like, you cannot have open borders and a robust welfare system. It will be preyed upon by people who come here to take advantage of it. And it's like, thank you. And I was like, that vibes with me, but he doesn't say that stuff anymore, which is disappointing. I also like, I see people bully him all the time where they're like, do you know who he's only gotten like,

four things or seven things passed and three of them were post office renames and it's like all right but like but like okay of the four non post office renaming things like what were they any bangers any good ones in the mix maybe i would i would rather have a politician get less stuff passed and it be stuff i like than like some you know spaghetti at the wall guy who gets a ton pass and it's not making any friends right he's an independent who votes for democrat right i i bet it's hard for him to get a bunch of the boys together and literally conspire to push something through. Oh, well, the Democrats have stabbed him in the back so many times.

Like, you can't trust them. I also put a lot of credence into someone who just votes the right way. You could never propose a bill, right? Never write one law. But if you vote in an honorable way the entire time, yeah, you've done a good job. Yeah, that's fair. As long as well, as long as they're not, you know, on the take doing their CD stuff.

That to me would impact their ability to vote in, the right way all the time. I want to know, like, I want to see a net worth list of all these people and like just see if there's any of them that it makes even a little bit of sense where it's like, all right, $170,000 a year. This guy's been in it for 10 years. And look, his net worth actually kind of aligns with that. But it's always, a massive guy.

Tens of millions. For Biden, you pass your test. Joe Biden. Joe Biden. Yeah, his net worth is like 10 million or something. about what you'd expect for an 82 year old, something like that, who was the youngest serving senator and had good paying jobs from the time he was like 24.

Yeah, he checks out. He was in it for a long time. And also, uh, is it Tim Massey? No, something, Thomas Massey. Thomas Massey.

He looks poor. He does kind of look more. Like his suits don't look well made. Like he looks like a Brooks brothers kind of. He makes sense of. He makes enough to... I like that guy. I don't agree with him politically on a lot of things,

but I think that he votes his conscience all the time. And that's real I'm really looking for it. Like, you don't have to agree with me. You just can't be fucking Lindsey Graham on Israel's payroll or... What was that going for? Who's the defense company that starts with an R? Raytheon. Raytheon.

Thank you. It can't be on their payroll and have my respect. And that's how I imagine Lindsey Graham. Unfortunately, It turns out a lot of these people are on Israel's payroll or Massad's payroll with the Fatsy. Did you? I don't think he is either.

I don't think she is either. We didn't talk about the other day. Did you see it? Did you see it? I did see. Yeah, we haven't talked about her yet. I have a hot take on this. I think the squirter shouldn't get very much in terms of what they do to him.

And this is why there was a sandwich guy making up like four months ago. And I think he threw a sandwich at like a Border Patrol officer ICE or something like that. And they charged him with felonious assault. And he got away with it. It didn't stick. And it didn't stick because throwing a sandwich isn't really felonious assault. Like it doesn't rise to that level. And they overcharged him.

And that was a mistake, classic mistake. And he got away with it. Okay, cool. So I'm like, what should happen to this guy? If he had actually sprayed hydrochloric acid or something really damaging, I'd be like, Ooh, that's felonious assault. Like, lock him up, get him. But he sprayed, I think, apple cider vinegar.

If that's not right, it's super close. And I'm like, oh, so he tried to make her smell like vinegar. There's nothing damaging or dangerous about this. This guy needs to spend an embarrassing weekend on a college campus with a trash can and one of those sticks you poke in the trash to put in the can and, you know, do his 12 hours of community service. and I'm trying not to be a hypocrite because I didn't think sandwich guy should go to jail so I shouldn't think this guy should go to jail.

This is worse than sandwich guy. Sandwich guy threw it at like a random cop on the street. All right. Vinegar guy or ascetic acid, as I like to call it. He's squirting a political official to silence her. He's trying to impact her and us politically with what borders upon a terroristic act. And the thing that really seals it for me

is the insane look of rage that is on his face while he does it. He looks out of his goddamn mind. If he was smirking and me like, whoo hoo hoo hoo, squirted you. Now you smell like apple cider vinegar, you old bitch. Like if he was that guy,

I mean, what an acid is it? Aetic acid. Did he look like a, he looked like a Barney-Gumble level of trauma? Like, I'm going to go down to the town hall and squirt Ilan Omar with acid. So for a moment, you guys are king, what punishment do you give to the vinegar dude? So I agree that squirting someone with vinegar doesn't seem like a big deal. But I also believe that if you go to a political rally, event, speech, presentation, you're going to be, it's a different.

thing. When you start trying to like mess with those people, we need to nip that in the bud in a way that makes people think like, shit. I'm not throwing a water balloon. I'm not bringing the super soaker. No Indian burns. Like no no nuggies. Like they need to know that like you come to a political event and you squirt somebody with some vinegar. You're going to do three fucking years in federal prison or something like that. You're going to lose your gun rights. You're going to be a felon now. You're going to be on all sorts of scary lists. I don't think you should be able to fly if you're running around squirting politicians at political rallies with acetic acid. Yeah.

I line up at least for a long time. Like I line up more with Kyle on this. But also like the, was there no one in that room who isn't retarded? Because like she didn't even wipe it off. They were all telling her to leave. Talking. It's like like if I'm standing there and I'm like an aide and some mystery man,

Barney Gumbull stumbles up there and sprays something on the person I'm like keeping an eye on. Like I feel like I immediately am like. like, sorry, Ilan, I get, I get you want to finish your little speech here, but like, this is, this could be poison. This could be, yeah, I know. I'm saying that what she should have done is like grab her, get her out of there, take her to the hospital, get all of it off. You don't know what it is. Perfect.

I think they came out. And it, Trump accused her of faking the whole thing. Who gets sprayed with a random fluid and then just stands there? Like, you need to. Well, Trump accused her of faking the whole thing. He's the guy who got shot in the head and just stood there making a fist, if you remember correctly. And it's interesting that someone who was, they were tearing him way. a shooting immediately goes to accusing her of faking the thing.

I will say her and everybody around her came away looking great. Like is Barney literally a fat, overweight, white cracker, Barney Gumble motherfucker comes out of nowhere and squirts her with vinegar. And what does she do? She goes after him, fucking got her dukes up and throws a punch. All right? She comes out. And then they're like, Elon, you got to get out of here.

We've got to get this off of you. And she's like, I'm not leaving. I came here to say something. And she's, you know, she comes up looking great. So let me jump back in that I'm waiting. On the punch thing, I hated it. I hate women who think they can beat up men. This just tells me you've never been in a fight with a man before.

A lot of people were very excited about the idea that she looked like she was ready to deck him. And I was just like, oh, that I don't need delusional politicians. The other thing, you're kind of winning me over, but I feel like there should be equal application of the law. And I don't know how to square. You can't just attack politicians nonstop with my other belief that is, like if you punch me in the nose and break it and you punch, I don't know, freaking Bruce Springsteen in the nose and break his, the punish, the law should view us as the equals, I think. And I'm like, I can't square those two things and punish this guy appropriately. I don't have my answer right now. So remember the guy who hit Bill Gates in the face with a

pie? Yes. I'm looking to see what they did to him. So he was initially taken into custody by Belgian. Oh, it's happened overseas. Oh, Gates declined to file a complaint, and they were released shortly after the incident. What was his favorite flavor?

That was generous of Bill Gates. They're like, hey, if you file this, you're going to miss the next big party at the island. And he's like, oh, no, no, no. I don't know, no. I think Bill Gates is generous and loving and caressing. And very weakly with. antibiotics.

He's never sick. No, I don't, I think that if you mess with politicians, I've heard them refer to judges as protected persons before or something like that. I think there's a different, there literally is a different class of citizen. They are in these positions where you really, an assault on them is an assault on the court or something like that. And I feel like politicians,

people like Elon Omar, the president, anyone like that should fall under a similar category of protected persons where, like I don't like hate crime legislation, but I do like having protected persons because I don't want there to be this creeping, this sort of like creeping edge of, okay, all right, we can get away with squirting with vinegar now.

So that's stabbing. Everybody gets your super soakers full of vinegar. But what else could we get away with? Could we pie her? Could we pie Elon Omar? Oh, no, no, no. Let's hit her with a bacon pie. That'll show her.

Can we hurl water balloons? from the stands. I see where you're coming from and it makes a lot of sense. I just can't square. Here's a thing that sometimes people don't think about. If you go to jail for even two months, oftentimes you've lost your job

and you may have lost where you're living, right? Like you haven't paid rent during those two months. Most people don't have that kind of cash to survive. I'm sorry? Most people get on. You get out the next day on almost any charge.

In this scenario, you're serving two months in jail. And make it six. Make it six then. If you serve six months in jail, when you come out, you have no place to live. You have no employment. You have a challenge getting new employment. Like, financially, you're in a struggle. And you think serving six months in jail is the punishment.

The actual punishment is trying to reestablish your life afterwards. Kyle had a great situation, but most people don't have Kyle's situation. So I'm like, what do I do to this guy who put vinegar on her? Do I make him lose his house, his job? We probably lost his job anyway. Do I make him like, do I put him deep in debt? This guy is fucked if we give him six months in jail. Is that the right thing to do?

I think it is. I wouldn't take, I wouldn't confiscate his job and his car and his house. but if he's put himself in this position, he should have known. I'll tell you what, if I know that if I go squirt fucking Lindsey Graham with vinegar, I'm fucked.

I know I'm fucked. And y'all know it too. You know that you, imagine the terror in your heart if I've kidnapped your dog and I'm like, you squirt Lindsey Graham or the dog fucking gets it.

And you're up there with shaky hands getting your syringe out. Looking at that faggot. And you're just like, all right, this is it. Goodbye life. like you would I would

I would think like they might I'm surprised I'm getting he gets shot he eats poop like if they had to that guy

it wasn't it would be surprised I mean that would be even scarier if you did that to Lindsay Graham

and he was like you know I think I'm not going to press charges how about just you and me my house we have been

we work through this whole thing all right I'll tell you what as someone who's been in federal process he's like

oh fuck I'm going to have to molested. Yeah, I think I think a Lindsay Graham molestation is way preferable to going through the federal system. I'm going to let you know that shit's going to drag on for three to five years. But you have to be laying their missionary legs held up. You're not getting raped in the ass. You have to look at it. Taylor, I would bring my own loop. I'd be like, this is slipperier than whatever you have. I'm sure. I was hoping you'd forget. You know, I'm pretty, you may not know this. I play for fucking keeps.

I remember. He's got a shockingly large cock for such an effeminate, weird little man. Oh, that reminds me. I know where they're in here. I can't recommend enough a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, the new Game of Thrones show.

There are three episodes out now, and the third episode got me. The third episode hooked me, and I was like, man, I like this guy. This guy, it is heartwarming, heartfelt, it is funny, it is lighthearted. And so because it's so funny and lighthearted, when something serious happens, it's like, oh, fuck,

what's about happened? This is a problem. Oh, no. But there's a scene at, there's a scene at the beginning of episode three where one story is, please. You see some nudity.

And the person is, and it is the biggest cock I've ever seen. Now, it's definitely a fake cock but but you're going to see out of nowhere a cock that that boggles the mind is it balanced out by

I'll send you a pick I can top it fucking this guy's hanging dong Woody this is ordinary I can't recommend the show enough it's really good to the plot that they like what is that called they like

magic rubbered a penis to them or were they just like well we've got it in the store room I think he's My best guess Because I haven't read the novels yet The hedge knight novels Is that that's part of that character's backstory

Is that he hangs dong And do they balance it with breasts Or are they doing just penises again? I Thus far I have seen a man Take a very messy shit And I have seen The biggest dick

I've ever seen on a human being Which is definitely a fake dick No titties I don't think there have been any I learned some pretty ladies Interesting you know the movie 28 years later the zombie movie Yeah You know there's a lot of dicks

There's a lot of naked zombies They were all prosthetics And the reason there were no naked people on set Is there are kids in the film So they they're walking around with fake dicks As if that's cool I mean it's preferred it seems I mean that's what those are your options

I can't even picture it. I think I may have seen it, but there's one zombie in particular who just like hangs major dong and everybody was talking about it. I'm like, I'm not sure this is preferred to an actual human penis. You know, it would be funny as if like that, the reason he got that is because he woke up the earliest

on like the first day. And he's like, all right, you get your pick. And he's like this one. You, sir, get the mini baseball bat. Yeah, and all poor Stevie sleep in. He gets a top corn. You little time.

This is a good presentation of me. No, that's a really good show. It has high production value and it's a small story. Like so far, you're just focusing on the main character and his little buddy

who wants to be a squire, Egg. Egg is a child actor that I already am like, this guy's awesome. I love this little kid. Like he's funny. He's quirky.

And like just the big guy, Duncan the tall. He's mentioned. in Game of Thrones. There's a part where Jamie Lannister's looking at that book of the Knights Guard, the Kingsguard. And he's being mocked

because his portion is like a paragraph. It's like, Jimmy Lannister, born to this house, son to this guy, served in the Kingsguard. It's like, that's your whole fucking history in the big book. And then Sir Duncan the Tall is like chapters of shit. It's like page after

page. This is the guy. And he is 6'5-240. He is enormous. he's taller than his horse the actor's big right yeah yeah and all the other actors like react accordingly they're like oh look at the size of you

the fuck do you ride the horse or does it ride you dude I can't wait to watch almost every night I'm like hey honey you want to watch the new Game of Thrones thing Kyle says it's really good and it's more funny it's not done by the same guys like it's supposed to be legit but apparently my wife has a crippling

burnt peanut addiction because it's all she wants to watch every night. She wants to see this guy get bobcats and arc raiders, nonstop. Every night we want, he only streams six days a week. On his off night, we watch other arc raiders shit.

It's what she wants to see. I can't talk her into this show, but I will. Yeah, it's very good. And fallouts on its seventh episode. It's doing, it's okay.

I don't, is it over? I thought it was, I'm falling asleep in that show. I think it you're probably right is there only seven seem yeah I would imagine it's eight episodes and there's one more to go I still don't know what the chicken fucker is turning into exactly I know he's not a ghoul I know he's not a ghoul I thought he was turning into a centaur but I'm not sure on that because the way you become a centaur is like they like use effev virus to meld you with an

animal or something and that didn't happen to him he just got injected but he's got a healing factor and he's all fucking weird. The chicken fucker. The chicken fucker. He's the one that had the children taking the bottle caps off. I actually messed up. The chicken fucker is the guy who injects that guy. So remember the chicken fucker injected that guy to heal his foot and now that

guy is slowly like mutating turning into something. I still don't know exactly what he's turning into and I try to do research. No one knows what he's turning into. It's something weird that either goes slightly against the video game canon if he's becoming a centaur or he's

it's just becoming a brand new thing that we've never seen before. I every time without fail we watch that show I fall asleep. I'm not sure what I'm missing. In my defense there may be a gummy involved. A goob is got a gummy.

Okay. Well it's rubbing yourself. I've heard people say it's not as fun as the first season. I thought the first season was fun. I like it because I'm such a New Vegas fan that like every episode, I'm just like, oh, Easter egg, Easter egg, Easter egg. Look at that.

Look at that. It's just like the game. Oh, my God. Like they open a drawer and there's like a technical manual from the game. It's like, man, somebody printed that and made it exactly right. There it is. And it's just little, it's in the background. They're not focusing on it, but I'm like, oh, I appreciate that so much.

So I like all that stuff. I've played that campaign so many times that like Mr. House is, I don't know, I know Mr. house. Like he's his own fleshed out character in my mind. So I really like the show. And I like Walton Goggin so much that even if it does get a little slow, he carries it for me. The show is good. I think you're biased to like it in the same way that I was like three body problem. I was little invested in it, you know, giving it a benefit of the doubt. But I haven't played for. Larry the Strong bought Fallout New Vegas for me, which I can't even accept because I already have it. But I, he wants me to play.

but I feel somehow obligated to play a whole game that I don't want to play because he wants me to play it. I don't know what to do. What you should actually do is watch a gameplay video. You know? Like Oxhorn is the YouTuber's name and he talks you through and makes it

like he's almost like a narrator rather than a gameplay video. He's like, so we're going to go check out the Beantown Beanery. Word around town is there's been some suspicious activity. Oh, I wonder what this means.

And he sort of like walks you through this narrative as he plays the game. It's very good. And I'm sure he does a whole new Vegas. I've watched a bunch of him. I feel like if I took a gummy beforehand, we'd get the same results. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't think it matters what you watch.

If you get him popping gummies and then it goes to watch. Let's get a lot. I played a bunch of arc on Sunday with Harley. and we saw you were on and we finished around and invited you, but I think I think you had gotten off by then. And I texted you and I don't think you saw it while we were still playing. But man, you were right. He is like the ultimate sure.

Like every single time, like I was just trying to like he like info dumped on me. And he's like, this is a lot. But we're going to go through it. And he's like, just open all your quests. Okay. We're going to knock out like eight of these. This is quick, easy. and then just like walked me through everywhere.

Every time like mean people show up, he's like, I'm like having to remember like, Harley, is it B that I press to talk? And he's like, you know, spinning his silk verbally to like keep people friendly. Yeah, he's very good. He's a bard in real life. He said that he was like, oh, do we need to try this? Woody and I did this and we just grind it for like four hours. We go in with nothing, no guns.

And we just pilfer. We just pilfer as much as we can, even if it takes three minutes, as soon as the threats there, we bounce. And so in like, over the course of like 90 minutes of doing that, like I quadrupled my net worth and got all these things. Yeah. Yeah. And so that I was having a great time with it.

He's a really good guy to play with. He was like, we could get Woody in here if he'll respond. But warning, three is going to get real out there. And so you're going to get shot by a lot of people. And I was like, okay, maybe for the best I don't draft. I saw it too late. And I was very bummed. that I saw it too late.

I was like, I've been playing this game with Harley and Taylor would be a blast. I feel right now that everyone listening is like, I'd kill for an invite

to play with Harley and Taylor and I got one and I didn't fucking see it in time. We'll play again soon. This is a fun game. I'm very much invested in it. It's just, uh, I'm glad that you're doing.

I just, I just struggling build those skills and I'll be able to get you over to a, a different game. That's true. In the future, like you need to build those shooter skills.

And this is, like the PVP is hard. you know, you're shooting it out with people, but the bot training that you're getting by shooting this Hornets and stuff is perfect. It's perfect. Like you're learning movement and shooting at the same time with low stakes.

I took out a three-man team last night and they were just coming at me. And the guy I always talk about who's like amazingly good at every video game was like, nice work! I'm still glowing. I was like, yeah, it was pretty good. Hang on, Mr. Beast wants something.

Ah, I get back on later. Mr. Beast, I don't have time for this. It's very funny. There was only one time where I felt very, I felt like humiliated playing the game. It's like, we jumped in late. And he's like, see how it says like 18 minutes left? It means a lot of stuff's going to be looted.

We can like just run and do this quest real quick. And we start seeing, we like, seeing the distance, these two guys just getting harangued by a bunch of robots. And he's like, stay back. We're going to let these guys get fucked up by these robots. It doesn't look it's going well for him. And then we're going to run in, grab some loot, and then we bounce. And I'm like, yeah, these fucking idiots don't even know what's coming.

And Harley's like, we got them, dude. We got, then like we both just get shot in the back of the head by two other people behind us who are waiting for us to finish waiting. And I was just like, I'm sorry. I feel like this is my fault. Please. Excuse me. Whenever we lost a fight. Now mind you,

when I played with Harley, I had like 250 hours in the game. He's like, I'm just trying to teach my friend how to play. He's never done this before. And it's so funny. Convincing. He's trying to make the other people feel bad.

I had a blast playing with him. He's really good. Yeah. He was fun. So I'm boning up on shooters. I'm going to be able to play all sorts of games now. Yeah. Marathon comes out.

out on March 6th, and people like me who have hundreds of hours and Art graders are excited about it. Kyle, you might check it out. Yeah. It's supposed to be on the hardcore scale, somewhere between Arc Raiders and Escape from Tarkoff. It's an extraction shooter. It's an extraction shooter made by Bungee, the Halo Destiny people. Oh, okay. Okay.

I'm looking at Marathon closed. Oh, right now. Oh, Alfa, you would imagine it's a ways down the road. Do you release? March 6th. It comes out. So it's had a couple closed. I was going to say closed betas, maybe open betas.

I'm not sure. But so there are a lot of people who played it and make YouTube videos about it, but it's not out yet. It comes out March 6th. I got to be honest. It looks bad. I don't mean like the game player, the game itself,

but just like the art style. Yes. Here, I'll send this video. It's divisive. I care less about the art style, I think, than most gamers. My friend Rick loves the art style.

I will say. For PBP, everyone's going to pop. Like, you're not going to be, in Tarkov people blend in with terrain and just the muddy, murkiness of it all sort of like saturates together. Everything pops in this. So in this game, you're not the person. Like, that person there is kind of, it's a little bit like avatar. Yeah, you know, where like you're in some coffin controlling the robot. The robot with Gerard Butler.

Okay. The robots are called runners, I think. And there's a couple different ones. So it's kind of a hero shooter, which is the aspect of it that I'm worried about. One character, I think, is some sort of sear that has like a UAV effect. Another character has invisibility. And you have to like know when to use your abilities and alts and such. And I prefer a more pure shooter.

But I'm also, my door is open to a new game because I have so much time in Arc Raiders. I do enjoy having, this reminds me of Apex Legends a lot, just not only with the fact they have like heroes. You know, everybody has different stuff going on, but also like, the environment looks very apex legendsy. This is an extraction shooter, you said, right? For sure. Yes.

Okay. Interesting. I wish each of the stash. The looting. So in Tarkoff and Ark Raiders, when I see the icon, I very much know what I'm looking at. I'm like,

oh, that's explosive compound. That's, you know, crumpled up shampoo bottle or whatever. In this, you have to mouse over and read Because the icons all look about the same. They match this art style. And I don't love that. I think it'll make looting slow.

But we'll see. I haven't even played yet. Yeah. I would say it's the next hyped extraction shooter, which extraction shooter to me is where, you know how these games come in waves, right? First, it's like death match and determination. Then it was battle royale.

And I think extraction shooters are the next trend. I think so too. Um, Tarkov is still the king of them all, if you ask. Do you see Nikita's making a new one? Yes. I knew he was. I knew that was the plan.

I hope they do a 60 tick rate game this time. Like that always to me, I look to see what the tick rate of the servers are going to be. I just hate getting bullshitted on. If I win 65% of my gunfights, then I need every fucking 60. I need every percentage of that 65. The guys that win 97% of the gunfights,

They don't care if the tick rate made them lose one and now they won 96%. I need all my wins. So when I get pulled heated on, it's like, come on, I did everything right that time. You're like the Chernobyl guy. I did everything right. Yeah, you do everything right. And then you feel like the server shits on you

and what happened on his screen, wasn't what happened on your screen. That's all is frustrating. That's part of it. The cheating in Tarkoff is next level. That's an issue. And the cheating is impossible to detect. If I get, if somebody shoots one bullet,

it hits me right. right in the head and I die. I don't cheat, but I've done that. So when it happens to me, I don't know for sure that you're cheating, just that dying to that shot and dying to a cheater shot are the same. I don't know how many times I've been cheated. Or I go into a building that has a possibility of good loot, right? Maybe 5% chance. I go to it 50 times and it's never there. Have I been cheated? Or am I just, you know, lucky getting bad roles today? But there are cheats in Tarkoff that let them vacuum the loot without even entering that room.

So I can't tell if I'm getting bad roles or cheated. And when that happened, you put enough time into a game and you're like, fuck this. I just don't think I'm getting a fair shake. That's it. Yeah, that's it. That's exactly how it feels. I wish that there was some way to,

I'd do anything. I'd give them a credit card number or whatever I need to do to just get into a server where everybody was on the up and up and just loved the game like me. and wanted to duke it out. Like, that's all I want. I just hate getting cheated so much. Because that, you know, you're on that quest to get your LEDX or whatever,

and you've been after it for 30 hours. Like 30 hours of your life has been spent to find this thing. And then you get it. And then a cheater takes it from you by killing you. Now it's not found in raid. And it's like, man, you don't know what you just did to me. You didn't just take my, I don't care about that gear. This was literally 30 hours of my life was devoted and I had gotten it.

And the thing about getting it is now you open up this branch. of other quests, like this one bottleneck roadblock is stopping you from doing eight other things that are already, like, ready to go. One of those eight things is like, give me 12 bandages. Like, dude, I've had those bandages in my fucking stash for the last two weeks ready to give to that guy. I've got cigarettes ready to go. I've killed 32 PMCs, but none of them count because I was on the wrong side of this bottleneck. Yeah. And then the cheater takes it from you.

That's literally what made me stop playing Tarkov, uh, PVP was that exact. that exact scenario. And he was cheating and mocking me while he did it and chasing me through the dark down a mountain while I ran full of painkillers breaking legs off a mountain with my... I'm like, fuck this, you guys are on your own.

I'm getting the lead X out. And I'm just running off mountains. Don't care that it's hurting. And he's chasing me laughing through pitch black darkness, not getting hurt at all. And it kills me. He had a fun time that night. I think that's one of those where I go

and I let my girlfriend's like how'd it go and I'm like I won't talk about it she's like ha ha ha let you have fun what I fucking say I'm sorry no don't leave you know I'm taking I'm gonna be in the dogs are going to a hotel

the night I need to blow off some steam dude I get so mad yeah I was I'm trying to like is it deadlock let me get the name right Deadlock. Are you familiar with this game? Not at all. You mentioned this. In a nutshell, it's a shooter, but it's also a moba.

I'd never played a moba before. And I'm like awful at the game. I think I'm pretty tactically sharp at shooters in general. But in this game, there's so much to know. There's like 28 heroes. I missed the whole hero genre. So the idea of using abilities and alts and stuff like that in an effort to play a shooter is not something I'm accustomed to.

And you need to like, see, oh, this guy's a cop. This cop is going to do this ult to me. If I get too close to him, I need to set up this fight to be in my advantage. I'm not doing that. I'm like flanking to the side, getting easy shots at them. The time to kill being a fucking minute, they're like, oh, look at this asshole by himself. Let's 3V1 him.

And it happened to be for hours and hours before I learned. in what world is flanking to the side and starting with headshots a bad way to start a fight in the world of deadlock it's dumb as hell you need to come with numbers and uh marble rivals is a similar type of game i think that i also haven't played yeah i've never really gotten into those hero shooters this looks hard yeah oh it's definitely hard yeah dude i i was the best it was two nights ago i was the best me right i'm jumping around in the sky while staying trained on headshots barely missing a bullet losing time and time again I'm like this isn't even a shooter this is some sort of hero spellcasting game that I'm

playing wrong it's not that the other team is bad or cheating or whatever I'm just playing the wrong game for what I'm going for I still think that like chivalry you would you would get super into because the people who are good at it it's like real life fights where like if one person had trained fighting for the last two years and the rest of the people just picked up and joined a gym, they would just get decimated. And that's what the game is like. There are guys who are just on a bridge and like eight guys are coming at them and they're just like, death. Death. Death. Like you can bully people when you're going to like that. And all that

parrying and dodging and shit that you've that you've done thousands of hours of. Yeah. Oh, God. But now it's multiplayer. And I see people bull. I've been bullied so hard in that game that I end up being the guy in the back on the ballista, which is like a giant crossbow that's mounted to the ground. I'm in the back of the map, just, but after a while, they get wise to that. And like three nights roll up on horses. And I've got my dagger. And it's just, I'm like, I bet I'm faster with the dagger.

Now they have horses. So they just get, like, they're like, they're bullied. Yeah. I remember the one time I played that. And I was, he's like, my buddy is like, just. go around and try and fight people, learn the moves. And so I just, like, picked a guy to fight with. And he's like, oh, no, not the guy with the antlers on.

And then he just got absolutely diced. He's like trying to. I'm fault, you bricked. Well, that guy's for real. Yeah, you shouldn't have picked a fight with the guy with antlers, who just killed four people backed up, then like swung on a rope to a different platform and then killed a few more people. And meanwhile, I'm like, which one's block?

the teams are huge in that game too I don't know off the top of my head but it looks like like 25 v 25 or maybe even bigger sometimes you have these big like castle battles and stuff I'm just dreadful at it I'm so bad at the parrying

because you can like fake parry or like they do these strikes where they look like they're doing an overhand and then you can quickly turn it into like a side strike and it's like I'm blocking the overhand still I didn't know how to react and like now block the side strike So people just juke you up and beat you down.

They do it to me anyway. Yep. Fun game, potentially. Time to wrap. Yeah, I can smell my dinner. All right, PKN, 598. Good stuff, boys.