Painkiller Already - PKN 602

Episode Date: March 4, 2026

PKN 602. So how many toes does only use B-Blaid have left? Five. He has five. Did he lose all the toes on the same foot? Yes. From what I've seen, I saw the foot all bandaged up and then basically him saying, yeah, so like I cleaned up my act, got my health and, you know, but got an infection in the foot.

And the abuse that I did in my body over the years meant that my body couldn't fight that infection very well. And I lost the toes. I'm embarrassed by it, frankly, but I lost the toes. I tried to hide it from you guys, but I have no toes. So I think it took all those toes off. He has some toes. He has so many less toes than we have.

Yeah, I don't mean to flex on him, but I'm like twice the toe ever. He is. Yeah. Yeah, this is a, you know, if you're down one, it's a problem. I felt, I felt bad for him. I'd rather be missing like every other. toe because I feel like the other ones would step up rather than lose all of them on one foot. No way.

I'd rather all of them or yeah, I'd prefer all of them on one foot than every other toe. I would almost take two toes so long as they could both be the big one because I kind of use that to like claw and propel. I think that you're walking toe. I know I'd be a little tip-tippy, but I could wear those freaking Japanese girl shoes like no one else. It'd be easy to track through the wilderness too. this is the distinctive woodpecker but not that kind don't be thrown off he always flees slightly left

should we follow him into the underbrush no he'll be back this way an hour and a half he'll be back eventually it's a big circle for this guy is this the video or just a still shot that's a very fuzzy photo this is like like when NASA shows you a picture of Neptune and they're like check this out like

this is the third moon of Neptune you're like Is it though? It could be the fifth. I wouldn't know. Man, that's brutal. It does suck. And I, I just want to know is he really cleaned up because.

Yeah, look at him. I can't. I'm not good at telling that. I can see his leg is bruised. Oh, he's looking good. He's looking good here. Like, like. Wait, is he?

He looks strong to me. Okay. I can't tell if you're fucking with me. He looks powerful. vigorous even I mean dude he's that

this is such like you would kick ass at doing cannonballs in the pool that's killer anyway who isn't bad at that who isn't good at that like who's actually bad at cannonballs

girls every one of them skinny people I've seen some I've seen some big ass girls that can make a splash yeah okay maybe not every one of them

but I'm not impressed by a cannonball water's not going over the edge of the pool I want to hear a quick one I was like, you know, I think Woody's vegetable and chicken advice actually would help Blade if, you know, to get back on track because he wasn't like nearly as far

gone as he is now, sadly. But I think I don't think any amount of chicken and vegetables is going to Well, the problem was he was eating vegetables and chicken instead of rubbing them on his foot in a poultice. If he had been using those chicken and broccoli poultuses that would he

recommended, you know, you get a little mustard root and it is a binder and then you dampen the cloth and you wrap it up like it's the civil war he would have been fine the it was just the concept of like is this irreversible yet like it obviously at the time he was drinking every single day he was trending in the wrong direction and i'm like if he just trended in the right direction i'm not saying he's going to be freaking captain america with tight abs or whatever but you know he he could get healthy from here it's not over over the story he tells i think i don't know if zach said it or if we said it

but is that he clean, you said it. Yeah, he cleaned up his act and it was just, I hit space bar, muted myself.

But, uh, I don't, I don't want to call him a liar. But every addict I've ever known in my entire life, which is half a century, has been a liar. So I'm worried that maybe he didn't clean up his act.

And this isn't just prior damage. Well, I did see, you know, like the next day after I found out about his toes, I saw a live stream where he had passed out on his bed to the point where someone called in a wellness check and the police had to come into the room and yet they really struggled to get him awake. You know what I mean? Like they're like jostling him and poking him and getting him going. And then of course there's that moment when the cops realize we're on live stream. It's always very awkward. trying to figure out to turn the string him off and stuff. They're like drawing a mustache on him. Because you're too

out of the guy's mouth, quick, we're alive. Oh, we're going to get a band from kick. We're so much trouble. If a cop said that,

like don't draw a sharpie mustache. He'd probably get in trouble. It's not a good time for joking. He don't fuck with him yet. The camera's on. But that sucks. That he lost his toes. It took a lot of work to get there,

though. like it like grow them no to cause them to fall off essentially oh I see what you mean that makes more sense it would be worse I feel if he lost his toes in some sort of

tractor accident like oh man that sucks you let your guard down for one second those PTO shafts are murder but instead it was a good 15 years of alcoholism maybe 20 I don't you know

I don't quite understand how, you know, I don't understand how his immune system was so affected. Maybe I just don't understand the immune system. Like I thought of it as this thing where like, kind of like your gut biome, where like, sure, like if you abuse your body and drink poorly, it will be diminished. But you straighten up and like get off the booze for a month or two. And your gut biome comes back to life. And you're the same thing with your immune system. he makes it sound like he's he's almost like an HIV patient with this immune system and any infection is just perilous.

I need to see the video. Well, he said basically exactly what I said. Okay, but I feel like I need a doctor to fact check what he's saying if his story ends up because he's I know some of the fibs he's told before. I'm not telling his secrets. And they were believable. I saw this Indian woman who I think she had like an open wound of some kind like nothing major like a scratch or a cut and a dog licked it. I'm assuming a street dog because she got this infection.

She lost all four limbs. Both legs and both arms from my god. It took a moment to process. I assumed it would just be the impacted limb, but no. No. Somehow it like I'm sure Zach can easily find the story. She's like a service freak now. India is like the only country that has like.

also has like six-limbed people, eight-limbed people. This is a strong point. This is a strong. Oh, please. Are you talking about those gods they have? Or like actual, like, are you saying God's not real? This is horseshit. I'm not buying that.

Are you saying that we don't have the technology to take deformed Indian arms and put them on a person? Are you suggesting to me that there is a modern-day Indian goro that I'm unaware of somehow? Well, you're incorrect in that it don't picture Goro. because that's very intimidating. Like she's kind of like crumpled up dead spider looking, but not dead.

Like all the limbs are messed up. Human with, what is this? Oh, is this the girl who got infected? Wait, is that the lady who lost all of her arms and legs? Because I don't want to see a before, Zach. I'm like, look, I'm straining. I'm like, I only see four limbs. She seems, she doesn't, she's not goro.

Wait. Oh, that's her. there you go the before and after like this is like one of those Weight Watchers thing I lost 45 pounds in one day

find out my secret at this link and 11 bones in one day holy shit she doesn't be happy about it and what happened is that she

was licked by a dog in an open wound that is my understanding that's the news story that I can tell you for a fact, if your dog kisses you and his tongue accidentally gets in your mouth, nothing happens. Definitely.

Doesn't happen as at all. Murphy knows that I don't want him to fucking smooch me, and so he'll sort of wait like a bird of prey and then come in almost like a peck and stick his tongue in my mouth. And like, he got me.

Dude, like a month ago. I mean, I'm showing the PKK audience, a little update on how my dogs are growing and the dog's licking me and it's so cute. And Taylor's like, can I infer that's not the one that eats poop? I was like,

that moment has lived rent-free in my mind daily since then. Not a day has gone by that I haven't at least thought about that. There's a scene. There's a scene just like that. There's a movie called As Good As It Gets with Jack Nicholson and Greg. I love it. It's a wonderful movie. If you haven't seen it, watch it.

I watched it a couple weeks ago. It made me cry again. But there's a part where Verdel, the little dog, goes missing. And the gay guy's dog, Craig Keneer, and the superintendent of the building shows him. He's like, I found her. And he's like, oh, my little baby, my little sugar bomb. And he's like smooching the dog.

And it's looking all over his face. Where were you? Where were you, Verdel? And the superintendent goes, I found him in the basement, eating diaper shit. Yeah. Yeah, he has stopped eating his poop. I think he had stopped a little bit before he kissed me, but it still is rent free in my mind.

Well, I'm glad that impacted you so. Because as I was watching you do it, I'm like, nah, he does which one for sure. No, they pair and trap you. They look the same. They switch places. You can't tell them to, like, study for the white mark on their chest or look at their junk. Get them some bandanas.

They have collars, but it's just. Bandanas would be better. Yeah. I thought there were two Lindsay Lowhands as a little kid when I watched that show. I did too. I thought it was like, I'm like a couple of years. I guess a few years younger than her. I'm her age.

As it was coming out, I was like, oh, she's cute. And then I was like, well, there's two of them. And then I was the same. I appreciate you guys. It's rare that I'm the smartest guy in the room and you've provided that for me. You have to understand. We are the Olson twin. I'm the Olson twins age.

Like, he's even younger. So when he's watching that movie at 42, he's like, nah, yeah. We watched that, I watched that movie when I was 11 and they were 11 or something like that. It's like, there's clearly two of them.

Like, I didn't have any way to find out either. That was before you could Google search a fucking thing. And the same thing with the Olson twins. You know, that sort of led me to believe that, oh, okay, lots of Hollywood,

like, kid actors or twins. And they are, I guess. You get around the labor laws. You can only work with infants for like an hour or two a day and then toddlers for a few more hours a day. So if you've got two of them,

it's a real boom for a show like full house, obviously. You mentioned Googling. I have an improvement idea for AI. It should have a level of certainty. I wonder if it knows when it's unsure. Because like if I ask any human a thing, they'll be like, oh yeah, This is what I do. It's X. Or I think it's X, but I'm still not sure. But Google or like chat GPT, for example, there's this guy. He has a YouTube channel devoted to making AI look stupid. And for example, he's like, hey, I'm holding a pen by both ends. What will happen if I drop one end of the pen? And they say, oh, the pen will rotate on the side that you're holding and point straight down. Right.

And he's like, are you sure? And they're like, yeah, absolutely, it'll do that. And it has this super confidence, almost like Australian cool bro accent that he's like doing it in. And so he turns on the camera and he's like, can you see that I'm holding the pen? And he lets go. And they're like, see it rotated down. Clearly it's level. He's like, look again.

The pen's still level. And Chad GBT says, oh, I see. You're still holding both sides. And he's like, no, I'm only holding one side. And then it says, well, it's pointing down. And it just like couldn't get it to understand. Chat GPD needs a level of certainty because it's so easy to fall into the trap of third party thinking and be like, I looked it up on chat GPT.

It told me it was X. Case cracked. But yeah. I always assume on any like important question, I assume, I assume it's like at least partially wrong. Like if it's a cut and dry recipe, sports staff. stuff like that pretty solid pretty good because all it's not doing is like aggregating you know information from reddit and twitter and facebook and everything but if you like ask it like oh who is the because i've i've done this before where you like make up a car and i don't know if it'll still go

along with that but you could be like hey what what year did the 1924 pinto come out and it would be like the 1924 pinto came out in 1923 and then you'll tell it like there's no such car as a 1924 Ford Pinto and it'll be like oh I see now that you're correct are you have any more question and it's like it's just so you can make you shit up yeah you can ask it to give you a percentage answer only I it's funny we said this because there's a guy in our discord who was doing this at 3 p.m. He asked uh I can't it looks like grok he said give me a percentage answer only what is the likelihood that the US government's been compromised by Israel and it goes zero percent so I just asked chat GPT the same question it thought for a minute or two

and then someone took over. And it says not quantifiable. And I thought, okay, maybe it's not good at percentage answers. Give me a percentage answer only. What is the likelihood that the Dodgers win the World Series? 12%. 12%. So go Dodgers.

Go Dodgers. I'm full bandwagoning the Dodgers this year. I can't believe you're bandwagoning the Dodgers. I am absolutely. Is there like notoriously successful? But they're such a frontrunner team. Why are you? Because he has a team.

You have a team in your city. And then you're just ditching to go to the, man, you really are a. I don't have a baseball team. You need one. Jump on the Dodgers with me. This is a fantastic team. I'm going to bandwag in the Braves because I heard they lost a true fan. No, that's where you'd be wrong.

They lost a terrible fan. A lifelong fan who's bought merch and gone. on to games and like supported and like like every game for years watched, Braves have an 8% chance. That's actually pretty fucking good if the Dodgers are 12. Braves are going to be good this year for sure. No, I'm tired of the Braves. I've explained it too many times why they're a bad team or bad organization and I can't invest my time money and like patience and attention into a team that's run that poorly. An organization that invests that poorly in their future. I don't want any part of it. So I started thinking, who am I going to be a fan of? Because I miss baseball. I like the

stats. I like the boring games. Background entertainment, it's fantastic. You get like five moments of excitement in a two-hour sport. You can have it in the background. Like read the internet while it plays. Can't do American League. I hate the Yankees. I hate the Red Sox. I hate the American League.

I also didn't like it from back in the day when they didn't let the pitchers hit. I just had some bruiser come up who was good at swinging the bat but couldn't do shit else. I didn't like that. Make the pitcher bat. We had pitchers who could bat well. I always like that. When a pitcher hits a home run, you're blown away. I like that moment. Anyway,

I broke it down for a while, and I came to the conclusion that the Astros are cheating assholes, and I'll never support an Eastern NL team like, you know, Marlins or Phillies or the Mets. Can't do that. I landed back on the Dodgers. They might be good again eventually.

You guys had that fucking disgusting cheater there for years and just oh, Big Mac, oh, Big Mac, oh, hit another dinger for us. No, there's no I ask fucking chat GBT what percentage likelihood it is that Mark McGuire didn't it's terrible it's going to tell you zero because Big Mac

has hit the lobbying dollars cooking no the Cardinals oh the Cardinals just announced probably because their team is bad and they're doing I think you said the Braves did this or some other baseball team they're doing like an all you can eat all you can drink like soda hot dogs

pizza food from the first to in until the end of the game for like 25 bucks By the way, Chad GPD said 100%. I'm not even joking. Like it's a proven fact. Yeah, Sammy Sosa's on the board of chat GPT. That's known.

He's 100% too. I'm a Hank Aaron fan, okay? All right. The guy who hit those dingers clean. I think Samie Sosa actually now. Before the steroid age. I think Sammy Sosa transitioned to being the mascot on the Frankenberry box.

That's a deep cut, but he absolutely good. Yeah, he's gross looking. He's real nasty looking. He looks wet. He looks like the larval phase of a pod person of Sammy Sosa. Like he's almost out. He's like 90% cooked, ready to come out of the pod, but you got him out too early. Like if you ever knock open a bees nest and you see those weak little like deformed bees that haven't become bees yet, that's what Sammy Sosa looks like.

Yeah, he must have just had. repeat and intense like skin bleaching except it didn't go Michael Jackson it went Frankenberry I thought he had a skin disorder that they he then treated you know I thought maybe he had like ala it's not alopecia what's the one where you did a Dalmatian Vidaligo I think he had Vidaligo maybe and then maybe he did something to balance everything else out Sammy Sosa okay yeah because Michael Jackson claimed Vidaligo but he is also addicted to plastic surgery

so if you told me that he just excessively skin bleached I'd buy it think that fits him yeah I think it'd be good for you to bleach your skin out like on purpose over and over in India the beauty standard is about fair skin in a really big way

and it's super common there amongst the wealthy I think in the as well. Everybody wants white skin. Yeah, I know the like the Japanese they'll bleach their skin a lot. I know

East Asians value pale skin and so they'll like do crazy like they're like Elaine Venice like wearing long sleeves and gloves and a giant hat to the beach or like walking. Oh yeah. Yeah. They don't want even one ray of sunshine to darken them because I guess in their culture it's much

more like oh you have dark skin you probably a field laborer. You're probably out. you know, lifting rice sacks all day or whatever. Maybe that's why America valued a tan. Because here, for a while, dark skin meant you have a lot of leisure time.

You vacation. You vacation, like in the Caribbean in the winter. That's what a tan meant when I was a kid. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think people here care as much. Actually,

I think they don't care as much. Yeah, they don't care as much. I still think, though, that like, in the 90s, if you didn't have a tan, you were kind of lame and people make fun of you.

Now it's totally acceptable to choose pale. It's kind of linking. Maybe it'll show my skin lightning search and all the, I was trying to send just the photo of this late of this. It's like an ad for a skin lightener. And the lady's going from like mauve to ivory. So you think there's a certain thing. I was about to change a topic.

sorry, go ahead. And Taylor. Okay. Oh, well, we started the new war. How do we like it? You guys excited? These are combat operations. It's not a war, okay?

They'll get carried away, Liptard. Okay. All right? There's an imminent threat that, depending on which government spokesperson you believe today, yeah, we started a new war. Why? Because the Israelis have blackmailing our president,

and they said it's time to go, big boy. Yeah, I've heard different things. I've heard there's an imminent threat. I've heard we have a problem on the coast of Lebanon, which is fucking hilarious to me. I live in, did you see that in the Tucker Carlson interview? So Tucker Carlson interviewed Huckabee. And he's like, we've got like big problems on the coast of Lebanon. And he's like, I live in Maine.

I don't have any problems on the coast of Lebanon. What is our problem? Like, what is America's problem with the coast of Lebanon? I don't feel threatened. And I was like, fuck. Nice follow up. I like, yeah. I've been following it super closely.

It's been wild to watch because the Iranians are trying to make as much of a fucking shit show as they can out of this thing. They're attacking like 14 different countries proper. Because there's like French bases they're hitting and American bases. And then everyone within missile range is getting some. They even accidentally hit, oh God, which country is it? they blew up somebody's port and they were immediately like shit all right we didn't mean that one maybe it was oman they like blew up a port in oman or something they're like you know we're we're shooting a lot of shots right now those two we didn't mean though sorry oman our bad everybody else fuck you

like i gotta like you like they literally like up there like shit sorry about that one that that that was a mistake how do you accidentally hit the port of oman though well it happens when you're entire government wiped out in the first hour of the war. They're just in there hitting buttons. I have this idea they had like missiles pre-armed and didn't update what they were aimed for, but I just made that up. Sure, maybe. So the Israelis hacked into the Iranian traffic system and they had control of the red light cameras.

So they knew exactly when and where the government was getting together. And in one strike, they killed the supreme leader and like the defense minister. and like the whole cabinet. They took out the cabinet of the country and the leader and then began destroying all the communication and radar towers and missile trucks and launch sites. And they've just thousands of sorties, tens of thousands of bombs,

like the amount of shit that's the explosions that are going off in the Middle East right now are insane. Because now Iran is like, everybody's getting some. If you've got U.S. bases in your country that's sending these bombers to us, you're getting some. Dubai,

get some. Qatar, fucking Oman, apparently. France, you can have some too. Fuck you. Just ballistic missiles raining on everybody. They blew up the naval headquarters, the U.S. naval headquarters in some country. I can't keep them straight now.

They blew up a fad fucking radar system that cost a billion dollars. A billion. A billion dollars. What is that? A fad radar system? That means nothing to me. It's an anti-air radar installation that can cover like a quarter of a fucking hemisphere

of the planet. Like if it's in California, it could detect missiles in Georgia. Like it's a, it's a very advanced ballistic missile radar detection system. Thad is like Patriot. It's another anti-

air defense. Is it Russian? Apparatus. No, it's our shit. No. Oh, who blew Iran blew it up? Iran blew it up. Yeah. Oh, I misunderstood. Okay. Yeah. Well, and our The casualties so far, it was a bunch of our guys were in a triple wide trailer somewhere. And I guess the Iranians knew where that triple wide trailer was.

They hit it square in the middle and blew it the fuck up and killed all those guys. I think that's where all six deaths came from. In the Iraq War, people were amazed that our missiles hit the target all the time. And it seems like that technology has become typical. No. No. No. I've been, especially their ballistic missiles.

They're kind of lobbing them. at a general area because I'm seeing the impacts at U.S. bases and one of them was pretty funny because I like you maybe and I'm like don't get anything good don't hit anything expensive you know this is me I'm on the tab for this and uh and you're here the ballistic missiles coming it's it's going fucking three times the speed of a bullet and it hits the ground and it like hit an old truck out in the field and you're like yes and then somebody goes that's my truck fuck that happened in the video either somebody added the audio

or there was some marine there with a hell of a sense of humor because it was like old humvees like parked out in the field for like storage that got struck that's great but those they've got those glider drones that have like a motorcycle engine on the back and it's just like those

that's what hit the THAAD system I think I saw the impact it just comes in like so lazy and slow just and fucking huge explosion. And it's revealed now. I didn't know it prior. Maybe it was classified,

but I've seen them now. The U.S. has copied the Iranian drones because we've got the exact same triangular like motorcycle on the engine drones that we're sending in. I saw one crashed in a field and these like Bedouins have it out there. They look like the little people from Star Wars. Go go go go go go go go.

Fucking around with it. And it's like, dude, that's a cold. They called the sand people? What are they called in Star Wars? Oh. They call them sand people sometimes, but they have like a proper name. The Wadjas or the Jabas. The Jabbas.

The Tuscan Raiders. Tuscan Raiders. Yeah. They return in greater numbers. Oh, I was thinking of the little. The big fat snail slug thing. Yeah, those huts. Well, then what are those little guys that are also on the same planet?

but they sell things out of that huge land ship. That's Tuscan Raiders. They're the little... I'm going to look. The Tuscan Raiders are bigger, scarier things. They're human size. You know what I'm talking about? The hooded thing, it doesn't even have like a facial feature.

It's just like two like red eyes. Yeah, they never show their faces. Jaws. Interesting. There should have more of them. They're not the same as Jawa. I like the Jow was. But I also like the EWalks because I was like 10 when I saw that.

And now I know that that's apparently a very cringe take. And everybody hates... Okay, okay. So Jawa's and Tuscan Raiders are a distinct separate species. We're getting to the bottom of the Iran War. Although they may share a common ancestor. They may share a common ancestor. Iran War happens and we're like, man, that's crazy.

What's the name of that fucking animal that sells the robots? I am bothered by the war a bit. You know what bothers me most? every fucking Trump administrator, administration official, I'll say, has a different lie as to why we're doing it. Some say it's for Israel. Some say it's because of October 7th.

Some say, you know, fuck around, find out. I don't know. Nuclear program is one they float now and then. I thought that was destroyed. I guess it wasn't. Well, some said they still have nuclear ambitions, right? Imagine this bullshit, right? Like, you want to be a dancer.

I break both your legs. but you still want to be a dancer? I can't have that. He was thinking about it. Yeah, he was thinking about it. Sure, his legs are broken now,

but his career is over, but he still aspired to be a dancer, so fuck him. Let's get him. I used to tattle on my brother occasionally just to bother him when he was like five and I was six or whatever,

he'd be in timeout. And I'd like, see him and I'd yell to my mom and be like, he's thinking about coming out, just so, you know, just thinking about it. And she told my brother, don't you come out? And he's like, I'm not trying to leave. And I'm just to bother him.

She wouldn't put me in that timeout corner because I ruined the wallpaper. I don't think it has anything to do with nuke. I think that it was a convenient excuse. I think it's we're just Iran was the next country on the list of people Israel needed us to depose and destroy to make them untested regional hegemon. Same reason we did Syria, Libya. Iraq, Afghanistan. We're doing it because they had been building so many ballistic missiles so quickly that they were going to very soon Israel began.

And we agreed to be able to overwhelm Israeli missile defense. And they felt like that was a bit of a checkmate scenario. So they went. They couldn't make them stop building the ballistic missiles. And so they attacked. And we're seeing that the missile defenses are being overwhelmed at times. like Israel's taking some big hits. I don't know what the death toll is over there.

Israel's puppet? Yeah. You know, you love your puppet though. Like, you know, he's your boy. You keep him in that safe over that little box over there. And you break him out, you know, you know, it's not that bad. Yeah. You don't want to be a puppet?

Like, come on. No, no, I'd rather be the puppeteer. I would rather be the picture. No, I believe our government's compromised because of the dirty things that Donald did and the ways that he got elected and any other thing. And maybe he's just being paid off. He would literally do it if you just gave him

a couple hundred million worth of crypto. He'd be like, yeah, okay, we'll go to war. If you like paid him privately, he's that corrupt. So it's any number of those things. But of course, they were never building a ballistic missile to reach us. That wasn't happening. That's some more advanced technology.

That wasn't going to happen. That wasn't even a concern. They even asked the Iranians. He's like, no. No, we weren't to do that. Why would we do that? That's insane. But, you know, once again, we're getting to see the America.

Here's the bright side, Woody, if there is one. Oh, listening. I like that we keep the boys, you know, trained up. They don't get ring rust. If 10, 20 years went by and like a whole generation of your army hasn't fought, it's like, are we even any good at this? Like, imagine if your baseball team hadn't played a single game in five, 10 years. Like, they're the new players.

You've been scouting. You've been recruiting. You've been training and practicing. but you haven't played a single fucking game. I wouldn't feel safe. So I like that every five, ten years, we just go on a fucking adventure, you know? We let off a little steam.

Get the boys some hours. Get him some hours. Some people might remember Brad from my paramotor videos. He was an Army helicopter pilot. And he was telling me that when he first joined the Army, like a couple guys, they were scattered about, had this ribbon or metal or something for taking indirect fire. and people who had that, it was like, that guy's fucking dope.

He's been there. He's seen it. I trained for it. He's like, a few years later, everybody's fucking got them. They're not cool anymore. Who hasn't had a little indirect gunfire? We keep our boys in the fire, I guess. Yeah, but it's just so often, we're doing it to countries that we just have nothing to do with.

We have to do with every country in the world. We're a global hegemony. Okay? We have, everybody has something to do with us, all right? They need to be under our boot heel, and they need to know. We're insane. We will come and kidnap your president and lock him up with Diddy. That's what we did to the last country we had beef with.

He stayed in the same place. Diddy is, all right? The Iranians, they wish the Supreme Leader was with Diddy right now. He's dead. They killed the Supreme Leader. I wish I was with Diddy right now after. you want to be with Dittie right he's got a lot of

tint up frustration I'm all oiled up in this scenario oh shit maybe you do want to be with Ditty you're not you're not even the penetrator you're getting your I bet he'd be gentle

he'd actually love me did you're like concerned with making sure he comes did you see the the Kuwaitis accidentally shot down three of our F-15s? Yes, I did. Some guy was hot on that trigger, finger on the trigger, hair trigger, and he's like, what is that?

I'm not sure. But I'm sure he used a Patriot missile system. It's literally that meme from Reddit where they're like, our tax dollars, somehow also our tax dollars. And it's like the missiles and interceptors going after each other. This time it literally is. It's $350 million worth of F-15s getting blown up with $4 million missiles from our Patriot missile system. Each missile on that bitch is like $4 million and they'll shoot three or five sometimes at a ballistic missile. That's like one of the problems. Like when you have those missiles protecting

like apartment buildings, dude, that apartment building was worth less than the missile. The damage it would have done was worth a lot less than the missile. Lives, Woody lives. Sure, sure. But we're talking about women and children, not like productive members of society. Oh, that's fair. Yeah. Jesus. I think they're at 15 E's and I think so those have two people in them like each one has co-pilot everybody ejected out I saw one of the guy's hand was pretty mangled I'm sure the ejection process is like in the movies it's like you just you just do it and you're fine like no big deal but in real life it compresses your spine and if anything gets hung up on the way it gets ripped apart his hand looked pretty mangled I don't know about that but then the one guy

he looked a little brown he looked a little Arab and he had like a thick mustache and so the Kuwaitis were like ready to beat him with sticks they were like cornering him and he's like American American and they're like goba guber goba guba guba he's like

fuck it took him a minute to convince him he was an American I think they disarmed him and then there was a lady pilot or co-pilot who knows and she's in a field and she's kind of like throwing her hands up like what fuck happened?

Luckily, a guy that met her was like, spoke English and knew that an F-15 that got shot down was a friend and was just like, you okay? I don't know. I mean, Kuwait. I wonder how big the spine compression is. Like, it's rocket powered, right? So it would be kind of a, like, it's not explosive. It's not that hard a jar. How many Gs are experienced?

when ejecting from a F-15. Because based on very limited knowledge, I'm guessing his hand got hurt by whatever shot him down, but I just made that up. 15 to 18 being common. Ooh, that's more than, more than I thought it was going to be like five to eight, which is about what I would get in some of my acrobatic moves on a parameder.

And I'm like, you can do that all the fucking time. That's not that big a deal. You get used to it. But 15 to 18, that's probably like, what's a car accident? Something like that. Due to extreme acceleration, roughly 29% of air crew may sustain spinal fractures. 30% of the time that you fracture your spine. That is much safer than rapid.

The survival rate is 90% over. They're like, though, the survival rate with modern seats is over 90%. Fuck! That's a great deal. You know what the survival rate is going from 18 G's to zero? immediately. It's a better deal. Like,

like, again, I hate to compare my fucking paramotor to a 15. But whenever you throw a reserve shoot, you're just trading one problem for better and hoping it's an upgrade.

And I think that's the same thing, right? They've got a disabled plane. They're looking for an upgrade. But now they're on a fucking chair with possible spinal fractures and a parachute. It's just a different problem.

You're not safe yet. You guys have been, I've been on vacation. So I haven't had my finger on the, pulse of stuff. I saw the obvious Supreme Leader got got like in like the first thing I saw was like

strikes on Iran Supreme Leader dead. It's like that was quick. And then like I saw a meme that the new guy got named the Supreme Leader and he was the new Supreme Leader for like nine hours and then he's blown up. They had the

congratulations to him. Dream fulfilled. We don't even know who they voted for because they got everybody together to vote on the new Supreme Leader and the Israelis blew the building up. I saw the building today. Don't imagine like,

I don't know, like a one-story building. It was like a five-story apartment building. They exploded. And what was left was gray, smoky rubble. Like, they must have dropped a 2,000 fucking pound bomb on that thing.

They obliterated the apartment building. That's Israel's go-to move. That's like, like their jump shot. Israeli demolition is like over budget but ahead of schedule. They're really good at it. I'll tell you this,

I'd rather be Israel's puppet than Israel's enemy because they don't play. They're a real problem, Woody. Clearly we'd win the war against Israel, but I don't want to fight it. They're just so mean. They'll go,

like, have you heard the old story? of the, there was some like Iranian leader that they thought had fled the country and they tracked him down in like Italy or something and he was faking being a pizza delivery guy to like maintain his influence and his cover. And the Israelis just shot on the on the street. The guy's riding a bike, the pizza's on there. They blow his head off. And then like six months later, wrong guy. Just a just a different pizza guy. They ex. executed and it drove away. They're like, this guy's pretty swarthy. And then just I mean, yeah, I mean, just so we're clear, the Supreme leaders like wife and grandchildren or whatever, we're all in the building too. Like, they do not care about collateral damage. So apparently a girl's school exploded and like 120 little girls died, seven to 12. But it's hard to know if that's true or not because, A, they've got a surplus of little girl bodies from

the 20,000 people they murdered in January. So maybe that's what's going on. Because I did see in the, I saw a photo. Can I know? Yeah. Who, which girls died? Iranian girls or Israeli girls? Iranian girls.

Okay, thanks. And Iranians claim that a little girl school exploded, like on the first day of the war. And it's like well over a hundred little girls. So it is the death toll seven to 12. And that's like so awful that I wonder if it's true. I could believe that it is true. And they asked Mark Arubio about it and he said, we don't target schools.

And I believe that too. I know that we don't target schools. But the Israelis might. The Israelis might be like flying back home. I have one more bomb. No, not money. The Israelis absolutely target schools. I remember them blowing up the university in Palestine.

And they're like, fuck you. Fuck your nation. You will never have like civilization. again, we're taking away your advanced learning. And that was the idea, like, to sabotage the future generation of, like, intellectuals or just education. It might have been bad guys in that school. I could believe that, too.

They leveled that shit, right? And then they made the rubble down. You don't want to come back. I can see it both ways. I'm not even being cute. Like, I see them hiding in the bad guys will hide in a mosque. Like, I remember our, like, rules of engagement. Like, we couldn't engage with a mosque.

And it was like, well, then they all go hide in the mosque because we can't engage with it. Like I feel really strongly about those rules of engagement. When we say, oh yeah, we don't blow up schools or mosques. It's like, well, then the people will go hide in schools and mosques. You just got to blow up any building that the bad guys are in. Well, I did hear the soldiers on the video just fucking flexing saying your country's ruined. It'll never recover.

We blew up your school. You'll have no education going forward. Now, that was a lying guy, not the, like, I didn't see Netanyahu. say that. But he was very excited. I want to say with the 120 children, like Israel invented, what, 40 decapitated kids on October 7th, right? That turned out to just be a whole bunch of horror shit. So the fog of war, like I wait for confirmation. Yeah. And I saw all the bodies. And then it turned out that the picture of the bodies was from them massering the civilians. Like,

But that doesn't mean that the little girls didn't actually die and that their bodies aren't somewhere. It just means they used an old picture from a different massacre that they committed in their article about the supposed new mask. So it's so like fog of war that I like disregard the whole thing. But watching the war go down, it's always impressive when we do our thing. I mean, this was coming. It's always impressive when we do our thing, dude. Like they're in, so they're bombing the shit at Beirut as well. like maybe just as much as Tehran.

They are bombing the fuck out. I watch this news feed where it's like four different feeds going at once. You've got a camera in Tel Aviv. You've got a camera in Israel or in it's capital of Israel. Jerusalem? Yeah, that's the other city I meant.

Tel Aviv. You've got, yeah, that's the second biggest city. I think, anyway. And then you've got Beirut and Tehran. And you can see like all four of them are actively exploding, right? now and you can kind of like oh there's one there's one and you'll see i like to see the the missile interceptions those are crazy impressive because those the hypersonic missiles that the iranians are

using they're using multiple things lots of different things a regular old ballistic missile goes way up into space turns around comes down and accelerates down using gravity mostly to three times faster than a bullet hypersonic speeds and it's guided mostly to where it wants to go But they've got this new shit that I had never seen before that accelerates at the end. Like it's coming in at probably really fast. And then it like warps speeds. And you see it go zip. And it like leaves all the interceptors behind and then destroys an apartment building.

And it's you can just feel the kinetic energy that's being distributed into that apartment building. And it is so impressive. Like seeing that thing just warps. It was already going so fast. And then it was like tripling. It like goes to warp speed like Star Trek and hits. I'm blown away by all that. I like watching the combat footage.

That's the thing I like about Kyle. And I think it adds value to the show. I enjoy politics, right? I enjoy the chess of the maneuvers. I like, whenever I see someone offended in politics, I'm like, you're having the best day of your life. You're so happy they said something offensive

and now you're trying to draw attention to it. Your feelings aren't hurt. You've been in politics for 39 years now. Kyle enjoys weapons systems. he likes the tech behind it. He likes the fireworks of it. You ask him about some gun with a scope and he just like gets how they work together and why it's special and effective. Anyway, I just am like, oh, this is Kyle being Kyle.

He loves watching live feeds of bombings and hypersonic, this and that. And then the cat and mouse of, you know, missiles versus anti-missile defense. Yeah, it's the cutting edge of technology on the planet, I think. Like there's probably fusion energy, quantum computing, and military hardware. Like, those are probably the three. And the first two are probably contributing to the third. Military hardware is where the most money gets spent because it's so do or die. And so seeing those planes, seeing those drones, seeing, we sunk the Iranian Navy.

But we, I paid for it. God damn it. I chipped in. Oh, yeah, that's fair. All right? We sunk the Iranian Navy. As far as I know, there's no more boats. they said 11 boats

where Trump said are floating at the bottom of the sea in his tweet hilarious genius yes he's great an imbecile well you had 11 boats Trump has cancer well we we sunk their boats one time before we sunk like half their Navy back a long time ago

I don't know that's I've seen some really fun videos about that I saw the crusty scab on his neck from the radiation I okay so I didn't think it was radiation I thought it Trump has some sort of skin cancer that's common amongst people who get a lot of sun exposure. He's a golfer that doesn't fit in. It's right hereish.

And they say it's a cream that kind of burns the neck and makes him better. It's such a mild cancer. If you hate Trump, don't get excited. It's going to be fine. They're going to cure this cancer with a cream. I thought I read that the crispiness was from spot radiation. Like they used something. I thought that's what I read.

The White House is like, Oh, we could both definitely be wrong. This is just a hero's rash. That's not saying that injury in combat operations over the system. Yeah, they're not telling us. Is that even an option? That's what I read.

That was like some experts take on what he was looking at. The cream is probably going to take the layers of skin off or something like that. Like Woody and I both, Woody had that surgery, I think, where they take, do they like multiple layers? Did you do that one? Yeah, so the surgery and the, you know how you send off the sample for testing? They were like 12 feet apart. So they just had a biopsy, then they're like, ah, a little more.

And then they had that biopsy, and they're like, I close them up. Yeah, I think he's fine. He's not dying. I've said that plenty of times. I've never seen internet speculation about a world leader's health turn out to be accurate. We thought because, and I think it's mostly because they have such good health care and that whatever they need, they get taken care of and whatever's wrong with them usually gets caught well ahead. of time. So like Putin was sick several years ago. He looked weird and he was being really

cautious about COVID, but he got better. He looks fine. Yeah, at the start of the Ukrainian war, it seemed like there was so much evidence he didn't want to be near people. He was like, he had like 40 foot long tables and he'd be on one side and they'd all be somewhere else. And he didn't look good, but seems okay now. Yeah, he's back to normal looking at this point, right? I mean, if you look at how they operate with their espionage and their assassinations, they killed that Yvalny or Gavani guy, whatever's name is. They killed him with poison dart frog toxin. So a guy who's part of that program who runs that shit is like, yeah, long tables.

Comically long. I want to get tired before they get to me with the dart frog toxin. And all of us have to sit under mosquito nets. so that I don't look weird for being healed me. I didn't consider that it might be for safety. I was like the safety is like low an immune system safety is where my brain was. I thought that too. Like he's such a valuable target that you would,

you would be willing to like infect some agent with something communicable and send them in, you know, or like I would release mosquitoes that had malaria into his into his house. Something like that. Like who knows what kind of goofy shit that, that spy agencies get up to? You know, like we were trying to poison Castro and make his beard fall out. We tried to dose him with LSD right before he went on the air.

He'd do these long, like multi-hour radio addresses to the entire nation of Cuba. And like, they were like, let's dose him with LSD before this thing. He'll be talking goofy. Fuck that up somehow. And then they were, they found out that Castro's greatest love in life. Castro's greatest love in life was ice cream. He built like an ice cream instant. in the tropical.

But the problem was, cows don't make a lot of milk in Cuba. Those tropical cows are bony. They're not the, they don't make nearly as much milk as the, the milk cows from like Canada and the U.S. do. So he was importing them and doing a breeding program to cross-breed them,

to get the bountiful milk of the North American cows and cross it with the sort of tropical climate, sustainability of his local cows. and he created one super cow apparently that he like revered and loved they had a state funeral when this cow died I think there's a statue to the cow there but he was obsessed with anything dairy

he was blown away by it what was his flavor did he ever come out and say rum raisin right had to be dude I was like guessing something like that or black raspberry like that seems like where he'd land he seems like a rum raising guy you know a little tropical rum in there

that's something they'd have it was something of molasses yeah I don't know I don't know. That's a terrible place. But I think we'd get up some weird hijinks like that to fuck with Putin. Like Massad definitely would. Massad's wild. You know,

they killed that one guy with an ultrasonic weapon or something that time. They like grabbed him in a hotel room. What did Trump call it? The bamboozled? The discombobulator. That's a different thing. The Israelis have something that you have like in a suitcase and you like, and like ruin somebody and like turn them off.

They have some like turn people off and kill them ultrasonic death ray that they can apply to a person. and they like grabbed the guy in the hotel and did it to him and killed him. We have something. Apparently we discombobulate people from at least the sky, but perhaps space. You know, I could believe that we're discombobulating people from space at this point. You know? I'd hate to be discombobulated.

That's such a funny term to call that. I would doubt that we can discombobulate from space, but that's the thing with America's military. Like you sleep on it for five years and then it's like, oh, look. Look at this. Every weapon is guided. None of the weapons miss. Zach, show us the F-47. Is it our new plane? Are they skipping numbers? This is horseshit. The 47th president of the United States. Oh my God. Is it real?

No, no, no. This one's real deal. Okay. They're, they're already being produced. They've been very coy about showing it. They've been treating it like an only fans model in her early days. Like a little nipple from the side, a little like butt cleavage. That bottom picture is not a completed point or something. I don't know why it's, I don't think those should be open in the back. Or maybe it's getting ready to, that looks weird to me. I haven't seen that angle.

Like what's more caked up, the back of that plane or the dude squatting in the top? That was the inspiration. Come on. See if you can find more images of this. Wait, so this is replacing the F-35 because that's our current. I don't know what this is replacing. This is either replacing the F-22. It looks like a bomber.

Like it wouldn't be a replacement. It's a fighter. It is replacing the 35 or the 22 or complimenting both. They're scaling back. I think it's replacing the F-22. They're scaling back the production of the 35s, I think I read. One or the other. That's how they knew that they were already budgeting in mass production of the 47

was because the new budget didn't allow for nearly as many of the current gen stuff. If there's one thing I wish our military did do better, it's like price for like value is what I'm trying to say. They are. So like the stuff that we were worried about last year and the year before like seeing the Ukrainian stuff, everything I look at every time I look at like defense contractor talk, it's like 35. This is third. The new thing is 35 grand. This new intercept is 35 grand.

The new, those one way drones where they just copied the Iranian. It looked like a triangle. And it's got like the motorcycle engine in back that thing. Those look really fucking cheap. I think the turkey makes something similar to that. And they're like 30 or 50 grand of pop or something like that, which is, again, those three F-15s that went down, that's $350 million worth of planes. That's a lot. Remember when we had to take out the, I think China sent balloons or something in America's direction.

Yeah. And then we shot them down. Dude, we shot down like $800. worth of balloons with two million dollars worth the shit. You can't keep doing that and win a war. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I agree

100%. The interceptors are the problem. Those are so expensive. That to me is the worst sort of like bang for your buck that we have. When we shoot one of those $4 million patriot missile interceptors at something that costs

$50,000, or anything less than $4 million. You know? Although, dude, I don't know, I don't know which system it is. Israel has like Iron Dome. They have Arrow 2, arrow 3. They have a laser system, and they have Patriot and Thad. So, like, I don't know which one did it.

But I saw them blow up an Iranian missile. And we do it the way the Israeli military did. They didn't pay for any of that. They're, I mean, they paid for a large amount of that. And it's still mostly. Dude, so true. They definitely did. They definitely did.

It's on paperwork. You can see how much they pay for it. I'm not defending Israel. I'm just trying to be accurate. Anyway, they shut down. The money they used to buy it used to be mine. That's the issue. Because Israel is the only country on earth that we give

foreign aid in the form of a loan instead of a grant, which means they can spend it on their own military industry. And then at the end of every year, we forget the law. They blew up an Iranian missile while it was still in space. And it does crazy stuff when it's still in space. You get this big cloud of like, ionized energy or some shit. It looks like a Star Wars weapon.

Now that's cool. This is my favorite. Taylor and I are like, these fucking, like, parasites are using our money to do everything. And Kyle's like, you're underestimating how cool this is. I won't deny that. There's a lot of cool stuff. You explaining the ionized explosion in space makes me want to find that video.

See if you can find the clip of the missile being. And then I've seen a few of them where like, they're in outer space and they're leaving this they look like they look like comets like if you've ever been alive when a comet was in the sky for a few days um it looks like that coming it's got like a coma or whatever you know a tail that's sort of um you know like like a like a big angle i'm blown away by all that stuff the ballistic missiles are fucking cool the interceptors are fucking cool all the we've got so many planes moving around right now and i know that the kawadis actually shot down three of them but otherwise it seems like we're doing pretty good at not crashing anything all of our shit's working

like i would worry if you would think there'd be mechanical breakdowns with thousands of planes in the air continuously they're sending a whole sweet full of more planes we're just getting warmed up here it's going to get bigger and badder they're flying the b2s they're flying the b2s nonstop from the u.s to are two to to their bombing and they're coming home across the atlantic Why don't we have a more convenient place to refuel? You need a very heavy airfield for the B-2s. They're like crazy, crazy heavy. There's only a few airfields in the world that can do that.

And I think that we're, I think there's one in England. They're not letting us use that base, though. I bet it has to do with the reloading and not the runway itself, right? It's the runway. Yeah. There's only a few runs. It weighs an enormous amount. A B-2 fully loaded.

It tends to, it tends to. of thousands of pounds of bombs along and then the plane. But like a 747 heavy, they launch from all over the place. I think these weigh more or something. Or it's a small plane compared to a 747. The weight's distributed differently. I just know that there are very few airfields in the world that are long enough and heavy duty enough to handle the B2 bombers when they're loaded up.

England has one, but they again are not letting us use it. So they're just flying nonstop from the U.S. to, Iran and back. I bet we've read a couple of their runways in the past and they're like not this time, Yanks. They don't want to be on the hit list from Iran. They don't want Iran to like

fuck with them. I've been watching a I've been watching parliament all day. America's been a terrible friend for the last year. I bet if Trump wasn't treating everyone like he does, we'd have more allies. Trump is being he's like, I'll tell you this, that guy's no Churchill. You know, he's not being very friendly

to the U.S. right now. We're not going to forget this. It's like, ooh, you've made an enemy. Meanwhile, the, like, German chancellor is there in his office today. I don't know if you saw that. He's being a good boy. Is he? I watched the English parliament. That U.K. war is wildly unpopular.

Like, I watched the U.K. parliament. They are way more pro-USA than, and, like, pro, like, this attack than you would imagine. The whole U.S. So many of them are like, why aren't we letting them use the bases? Why not? Oh, blah, rabo-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-l. Like, and everybody there prefaces, their, like, statements. You know, maybe they, maybe they're like,

we don't know about, we remember the Iraq war. You know, we don't want to be drugged into something that has nothing to do with us. But they'll preface that with, of course, the Iranian dictatorship was an evil, bloodthirsty regime. And we are glad to see them brought low on this day. No tears will be shed for the Supreme Leader. But, like, nobody is full-throatedly being like, we're not in this one. We're not going to help them. We shouldn't help them.

We shouldn't be a part of this. It's a bad thing they did. started a war. Nobody is saying anything like that, even approaching that that I saw. Well, did you see what Rubio said, like on TV? Yeah, but Trump corrected him today, so forget about that.

No, it's... What Rubio said? He accidentally told the truth a little too much where he was like, the the reason that the U.S. got involved with Iran is because we had advanced knowledge that regardless of what we did or said, Israel was going to

initiate the conflict. And because of Israel initiating the conflict and their plans to, we knew we had to jump in on their behalf. I did see that. And it's like, okay, so it's literally, like, how do people not, like, it's this, we just fight countries for Israel over. They unrank that bail to, Bell Taylor. It's, now it's not true. It's been decades of this.

Trump said today, but in 1996, it spells out exactly the countries they want destroyed, and we spent the last 30 years doing that for them. They asked Trump this question today. He's actually, I may have forced their hand, you know. I may have forced Israel's hand, actually. Actually, that's probably what happened. He's such a good liar. Did you see what the commander told his troops?

Yes. Yes. He said, quote, President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth. See, now that wouldn't, I saw that. up. I'd be like, what? No, that was a non-commissioned officer saying that, right?

An NCO? U.S. military commander addressing his troops. Okay. When I read about it, they said he was a NCO. I am an NCO in this unit. This morning, our commander opened up the combat readiness status

briefing by urging us not to be afraid. So it's an NCO reporting on what happened, but it's a commander reporting on what his commander said. Is there any like real confirmation or could this just be like a salty, a salty boy who's like, I don't want to die for Israel. I'm trying not to do this thing, right? Like, let's compare Pelosi's husband to Charlie Kirk, right?

Pelosi's husband got attacked by a home invader. Some dude, I think he might have had a hammer. And like Donald Trump Jr. Fox News, other Republican leadership, all made fun of him. They're tweeting out like Nancy Pelosi's husband, Halloween costume. ideas. This is actual Republican leadership. Charlie Kirk died. All the Democratic leaders said and did the right things, but assholes on Twitter did not. Somebody with an egg icon, whatever, those people were ripping on Charlie Kirk. But all the Democratic leadership said the right thing.

It's unfair to take random shitheads on Twitter and say this is the Democratic Party. Some town councilmen in Seattle wants to defund the police. And now they're pretending Biden said it. But I didn't say that. He said the opposite. Here, I'm like, if some, and you know, NCO said a dumb thing. I don't want to hold Trump responsible for that. That's not fair. That's where my head is. I mean, that's every whistleblower, though, right?

What do you mean? No. Whistleblowers are usually protected by anonymity that when they're, you know, letting us know. I mean, if it was like, even if it was a captain or something, like, I don't know who it was. I'm like, eh, I wouldn't blame Biden if a captain said it. I don't want to blame Trump if a captain says this. I bet it came straight.

from Pete Heg-Zeth. Well, that would be different. Yeah. That's what I bet. That's what I believe. He's so gung-ho. Look, I can't tell if Pete Heg-Seth is good at his job necessarily. But I know that he believes he's the best at his job.

And that counts for something, okay? Confidence is 90% of doing anything. Yeah. Like, confidence is not 90% of doing anything. Competence is 90% of doing anything. Tell us to any UFC fire, all right? It's all about confidence.

You go in there, shaking knee, blew your adrenaline in the locker room, all scared pissy pants against some guy who's got that dog in him. You're in big trouble. You tell this to any UFC fighters. Say something like, when I get mad,

I can't be beaten. And he'll be like, eh, you lack competence. Anger won't help. And you lack. Well, no,

this is confidence. This is the people who are like, ah, I get so strong when I'm ready to fight. Yeah, you might be confident, but you're going to lose this. fight. I agree. No,

but he is very gung-ho. Every time I see him, he's just like, we're gonna fuck shit up. We're fucking shit up. How dare you ask me that question? We're fucking shit up for the press. They're like, hey, how long do you think the war will be? That's a typical NBC, whatever. This is your fucking pre-chosen press court. You threw everyone out

who didn't agree to your fucking rules and you're still upset. Suck a dick. I mean, I mean, what's he's supposed to say? And none of them can be honest about why we're doing it. Oh, here's what he's supposed to say. he's supposed to say you know what we can't talk about planning like that if i tell you how long it will be i'm telling iran what we intend on doing that kind of stuff is a secret right now yeah that's a

much better answer that's a fine answer like way better than this is a typical NBC gotcha fuck off with your shit you just you fucking these intentionally like discrediting the press every time they just asked how long the war would be you know and it's a totally reasonable answer to say, ah, no, no, no. Like, giving away our plans to you is giving where our plans to everyone. Yeah, I accept that answer every time it's given, basically. Trump uses that answer a lot, and it always makes sense.

They're like, yeah. Are you going to rule? They always want to like pigeonhole you and be like, would you rule out X, Y, and Z? It's like, well, like, between me and you, yeah, but I'm not going to say that because we're about to negotiate with these people, you know what I mean? Like, I'm not going to rule out boots on the ground

in Australia. Right, right. We might have to, we might have to fuck them up. I'd accept that too. You know, like, they could even say that's not our first choice, but we can't rule anything out because when we do, we tie our own hands and that's not what we're about. Yeah, that's a great answer too. That's what I want out of them whenever they can't say.

And it's truthful. Yeah. I would love to get a little truth. Even if it's a secret, even if it's, I'm keeping secrets, at least you're not lying to me. At least you're not all giving different answers and making shit up. I just hope they don't sink any of our boats. That would be a real bummer. I hope nothing like that happens.

And I hope that no more of our service people die. Really hate when I see that. But, you know, I enjoy the fireworks, Woody. Apparently, our boats are so much harder to sink than I think they are. I always feel like we have these like very expensive targets floating around. And they tell us again and again how aircrafts, Carriers can't be sunk. And I'm like, but even the ones around it.

Like, I don't want any of them to sink. They're all so expensive. There's so many people on them. There's human lives that, like, they seem really vulnerable. And especially in a situation like this where they're in like the Strait of Hormez or wherever the fuck they are, like some place that can be found. If they're in the middle of the Pacific, I might buy. It's kind of hard to find ships, but probably not off the coast of Iran.

They can find them. Right? Not in the Mediterranean. I don't know how they would find them at this point since their other radar has been destroyed. I've heard that Iran has a fleet of submarines, like small ones, like really

small ones, like rudimentary submarines. That seems worrisome if they've got some heavy torpedoes or something. I know the smallest amount about this and cheap submarines aren't good anymore. They have diesel engines. They're loud. They're findable. The U.S.

might have a good counter for that. Yeah, oh, I'm sure. You've seen that manor ray. Have you seen that Manta ray drone we have that goes, it's like, it's literally a Manta ray that like is under the ocean, like looking for submarines. I wonder if that's an efficient way of propeller.

Maybe it is, because props are really loud. That's how things are found underwater. I don't know how it moves. I don't know if it's super efficient. I don't think it wiggles. But it's real big of wiggles. I mean it's got propellers or impellers or something like.

I wonder if there's something to like wiggle propulsion like that could be a quieter way to push yourself through water. Like there's a reason. Look how big it is. That's so much bigger than I imagine. I don't know if it's true.

I don't know if it's a fair size comparison. There may be some silliness going on there. Little Gandalf the gray shit happened here. Yeah, it is closer to the camera. Right, right. Yeah, it's way closer. I think this may be superimposed even

almost certainly. But it is shaped like, oh my God, it's so big. Dude, what that? What you're doing, Kyle, is you're overlooking one of the selling points. And it says modular design for easy transportation. Look at that. Imagine how easily you could transport that. So scary.

That thing's huge. The C-130s. Yeah, you just need to only drive through cities with 8-land Island. Dude, another war. Here we go. Our peace president. Sick of the Middle East. Yeah, it's wild.

These wars. Well, look, if you bet against, you know, the economy or if you bought crude oil on Friday, you made a killing. There was a lot of money to be made knowing that this thing was happening. And I don't think anyone, Israelis, the U.S. intelligence or whatever, thought that they would be hitting the oil manufacturing in Saudi Arabia and oil storage there and hitting the oil stuff in Qatar and Dubai and all those places. And they are. They're trying to disrupt the global economy. They're trying to cause some mayhem to get someone like China or Russia

to be like, please stop. Like they want international pressure on the United States to stop to get them out from under the boot heel. I don't know if it's going to work or not. We'll see what it does to the price of gas. I told my girlfriend on Saturday. It's already Saturday. It's like, 80 cents, something like that.

Yeah. My girl went out on Saturday. I was like, fill your gas tank up. He's like, yeah? I'm like, this isn't going to stop because I was watching TV and it's just like the world's exploding in Beirut. The gas was like three, 350 or something now. Dude, I am such a fucking hermit lately. Like, I, I think

my, the gas in my truck is from last year. March. It's unreal. How could you know that's like, it's just fucking like kids, people on spring break. And you're driving on

on December 17th gas. I think it's probably, all those numbers are pretty close. But every once in a while, I read out to the drugstore and buy something. and that'll do that'll do you're immune

from gas prices no one's immune it's part of every price but you're still right yeah not like a commuter is well I guess that's a wrap that's a wrap PKN 602