Painkiller Already - PKN 606

Episode Date: April 2, 2026

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PKN 606. The boys were talking about a game they're playing. How do you pronounce it? Phasmophobia. You're a ghost owner. When did you start playing? When did I start playing, Taylor? Because it was the days that melted together.

Yeah, I guess it must have been Saturday. Even yesterday? Or no, no, it was Sunday evening, right? Yeah. It was the same as Hangout Day. And we were figuring it out when we were in a evening. group. You started playing the day before yesterday at night. How many hours do you have? 25.

So we started playing Woody. Like I had played one session with me and my buddies earlier that week. And none of us had done the YouTube deep diving. Like Kyle's notorious for that. Like when he gets into something, he grinds, figures it out. And so we were going around and we're like, all right, so what do we need to do with the ghosts? We have a lot of machines and EMF readers and these special flashlights that are supposed to, you know, show you the show. And I start from the getting like you're a ghost hunter so like you're a you're part of a ghost hunting um like business and you show up before but you pick which house you're going to go to which difficulty and you equip your van with paranormal um gear uh you there's some basic stuff you always get

but you can add tons of extra gear and lots and lots of gear and tiers of gear and basically you go to these houses and through a process of elimination you determine what kind of ghost it is. And there's 24 different ghosts, I think, maybe 22. So it's, you'll go in there and if they, if you finally get a temperature of zero or a freezing, rather, oh, but you go in your little journal, check mark. We've got freezing temperatures. So that eliminates like five or six different ghosts. And then after, but if you've been all over the house for like 10 minutes and never had the temperature going freezing, you can do the opposite.

and you can be like, no freezing temperatures. And that eliminates five or six ghosts. And you're in that process with like five or six different tools and gadgets until you can finally circle a ghost and leave. And it is really fun. You don't catch it or kill it or anything. You just circle it and leave?

Yeah. I mean, you can do battle with it. And you remove, you find the cursed item that like started this whole thing. And when it comes at you, you can like burn sage to blind it and then hide from it. But there's no like offensive like shoot the ghost kind of thing.

You're a ghost detective. It fucks you up every time. Like if you don't have the right crucifix or the right sage or the right response to it. And Kyle's getting it figured out. But for so long one would pop up and it'd be like, I don't know. It was kind of bluish moving quick. I'm dead. I'm dead guys.

And then, you know, at the end you're supposed to figure it out and you can't. What does the game look like? Does it look like a cartoon? Does it look like it? It looks a lot like a VR game where... Yeah, it doesn't look bad, but it doesn't look great. Like, it's somewhere in between. It's definitely not like hyper-realistic, but it's not cartoony.

It's meant to be... You have many locations you can go and hunt for Go set. And the one that I like the most is just a suburban. It's like Grandma's House. It's a very simple layout just to just in-and-out house. Is this an indie game? I don't know. It's $20.

Probably. This is the kind of game everybody likes now, and I feel like I'm in the minority. I like well-developed AAA deep games with a lot to explore and like never-ending content. I'm frustrated at Grand Theft Auto and how it's not dropping on PC, but that's what I'm excited about. Grand Theft Auto and all the magnificence of the universe it's going to bring. What does everybody love? Like, Hollow Knight. You might not know that game.

It's a platformer. It's like a 2D Souls like for some reason. But I just, what was the cat one where like you genetically breed cats and throw the bad ones in a blender like meow? Oh, yeah, yeah. Never even heard of this. No, I know what you're talking about.

It's just escaping me the name. Yeah, yeah. These kind of indie games are the, Oh, I'm diggedy right now. That phrase is not... See, it doesn't look too bad. You know, it doesn't look amazing, but it doesn't look like blurry and cartoonish.

And this is deeper than those games. There's things to level up. There's things to do. Like, what appeals to me with it is the... Yeah, it's the proximity chat that adds a layer of spruikiness to it. We meet ourselves in and deaf and ourselves in Discord. And so when you're in the same room with someone,

you hear them directionally, right, left, center. but once you're all ghost hunting so you go to the attic and I'll go to the basement so you got your radios then you got a little EM frequency down here in the basement over hello hello

are you all dead that's the worst I'll be like going around and I'm like man I haven't been accosted yet it's feeling good I'm at the top of the lighthouse and then you check on your radio you're like how are your boys doing down there any luck and then it's just

nothing and you're like is everyone alive it's like oh no he's in the house and i don't know what he is the uh and they'll give you clues on what i'm just jumping off the lighthouse fuck this i'll just leap to i'm not clutching this i mean you clearly down below his death you can leave any time i'll abandon ship yeah but you won't get money if you don't get the info if you don't complete the challenges uh you know you can do all the challenges and not determine the ghost and you still make up pretty well it's way better than dying yeah but it's but it's but

you know, you're in a certain level. You have the tools to defend yourself when they actually attack, and it's not even that big of a deal anymore. Because when they charge it, you light the sage and it blinds them with the smoke, and then you can get away. And you can ring around the rosy, those fuckers, pretty easily, like around tables and cars. Dude, I think it was Scott told me.

We were both new. He's like, we don't have any weapons. So just try and find a closet when one of us is in trouble. So I like run and I get in the closet. I had my little flashlight shining through the closet slats. And I was like, I need to turn this off. And so I turn it off. And now it's completely pitch black.

I'm too afraid to turn on the radio. And then I turn my light on 30 seconds later. And there's like an active phantasm at the door. And I've alerted it. And now I've been killed, lose half my loot. It's really, really fun. But it's the teamwork aspect that makes it fun. Like if Kyle calls down and it's like, I got freezing temperatures.

And then I go in the basement and I can be like, I got EMF above five, way above five. then suddenly we're like within three, like three or four that we can guess. Yeah. It's fun gathering the evidence. Like if you get it down to two, we roll the dice and say, ah, it's this thing. Oh, yeah, probably so. But you can, once you get it down to two, there's some deter.

You know what to look for and what to exclude. So it's pretty easy once you get down to two oftentimes. Collecting the evidence is what's kind of fun. This, you know, there's lots of different. What, you can set your camera on a tripod and there's, and put different things that the ghosts are supposed to interact with in front of that camera and then go out to the van and just watch through the TV and gather evidence that way. So you're completely safe.

I've unlocked a lot of the stuff. I'm level 20 now. That's so crazy. Like, you're already level 20. Next time we play, it's going to be the three of us you were gaming with at level four still. Yeah, but I can carry us all. So I can just give you all gear. We can start with great gear of everything, and I have infinite money now.

I don't know how you're doing this by yourself. You can only carry three things, and you need like a dozen tools to figure it out. Sometimes with four people barely things, you're still missing stuff. I make three or four trips, and I make a pile of gear, and I'm just fucking this over here, that over there. And I'm just like, as soon as I identify the room the ghost is in, I stack all the items up on the floor and I watch them. And I pick them up occasionally and, like, dance around and play defense with my sage and keep triggering events. and getting cursed items. Each of the cursed items has like a special thing it does.

Like you can get the monkey's paw and be like, I wish for knowledge. And it'll eliminate like a bunch of the ghosts that were potentials. But it also kind of blind you and make ghosts want to kill you now. So that's kind of don't really do that. Yeah. And I like the mirror that lets you look through the ghost eyes. Oh, that's neat.

Yeah. I'm excited to try like the lines of salt, the crucifix, the sage, all the defensive items. But what is that thing you carry that I didn't get chance to because we all kind of grabbed our own stuff where you actively walk around and you say like are you there? Are you there? So if you've watched any ghost hunting shows, first of all, they're deplorable. You know there aren't any ghosts. The three of us know there are no ghosts.

So this is a snipe hunt. This is that classic thing where you send somebody out to go find some that doesn't exist and you get a little spooked in the woods and have fun along the way, despite the fact that you never find a snipe, you never find bigfoot, you never find a ghost. There's TV shows with like 20 seasons about this shit. So you use the gear that those guys use. And one of them is called a spirit box. And it, uh, you speak into it. He's like, are you there?

Where are you? And some ghosts will speak back to you. And they'll be like, I'm behind you. You're like, oh, fuck. So that's, you can, you can immediately like click that one on your list. Okay, spirit box. They talk to me through it. Yeah, the spirit box is a little annoying to use.

But, you know, I like the all the gear is very different from me. each other. It's fun. The time where the ghost shows up physically and you just get mocked by it is a little frustrating sometimes because you'll see it and then it just just will immediately tear your face apart and then you get teleported to that weird, bloody, gory hell room. Yeah. And then you pop back to, then you show back up as a ghost and you can try and lead your still living friends to your body by like throwing wine bottles at them or throwing the blades or everything. I thought there would be a benefit to that

but there's not. There's no benefit to that. I've got the game down now. Like I know all the things we were doing wrong and why we were dying so much and why we were failing so much. Like I'm playing on the hardest difficulty now. Or the third. Maybe there's more that I can unlock but it's got a skull. It looks scary.

Yeah, this is a neat game. I'm enjoying. The proximity chat adds so much to these spooky games. Like it just really gets the vibe up and if you allow yourself to immerse then I can see how if this were a VR game this would be legit spooky it is it is a VR game like if I were playing in VR

it would be scary I'm gonna dig out my VR probably tomorrow and see what the compatibility is like because I don't know I am pretty good at on the PC now there's a lot of like picking this up and dropping that picking this up and dropping that and I know in VR that can be come give me the thing

come give me the thing he's right around the corner yeah then you get fucked up by the towel hands yeah I'm I'm enjoying this I didn't know that GTA 6 wasn't even coming out on PC at first maybe I'd heard that but I didn't

I've heard a year long delay I don't think there's a reliable source on how delayed it is but it's a lot what was the delay in the last Grand Theft Auto I didn't think there was a delay but it's been so long since the last pretty sure I'll Google

memory now. It's been like 15 years. It's been forever. I'm not going to get it on console. I'm just not. I'll wait. I don't mind waiting. Like,

I'm not in a rush to play that game. Was it GTA 4 or 5? What's the last one called? 5. We're talking about the previous one, right? Yes. Okay. Yeah.

I'm not in a giant rush for it. I'm still of the opinion. There's no way for that game to live up after how culturally relevant GTA 5 was and remains today. what could they do other than bigger maps? Are you guys ready for this? Yeah. 19 months.

It was 19 months delayed, a year and a half plus. Yeah. That is so long. Like, I hope it's not that again. Because in my opinion, games aren't really hot for a year. Actually, maybe that's not true anymore. Games do stay relevant longer. GTA does.

It's almost like movies where like every new game comes out and people just trash. shit and say it sucks and it automatically has like a ton of haters lined up behind it. The last three games I've watched launch like have all had tons of haters including the one I'm playing. Arc Raiders had a bunch of haters when it dropped for a little bit. The alternative is getting like

Battlefield 92 and Call of Duty 147. Like stop shooting on new games. Well I mean I think those games get a lot of or I don't know about how much hate Battlefield gets. Seems like people like that new one. But I haven't heard a person talk positive. of Cod. Battlefield's not new. Call duty's not new. That's what you get

when you shit on Marathon and when you shit on High Guard and when you shit on Concord and when you shit on everything new, you get Battlefield 12 or whatever the fuck, you know? It's like movies now where like if you want a guaranteed hit, it has to be a sequel and you don't get new stuff anymore. Yeah, or they do that

shit with games where they almost invite hate because they'll be like, the grand release is October 3rd and then they release a game that's like 60% done I think Starfield was that way where they're like it's going to be the biggest exploration it's going to be an RPG but the whole universe

and then everyone No man sky is that with it? No man sky that might be I think Starfield got tough for that as well but people were like yeah the universe is it was made by Bethesda and it was like a big playing point

or a selling point was going to be like you can go to planets all over like different quests different missions on every planet and like my brother and a couple of friends were stoked they bought it and after a few friends few days. They're like, it stinks. Like, you show up to a brand new planet, but it's the same quests as the most recent planet. Find this item. Take a, you know, photo or get in a fight or collect

this from whatever local wildlife there is and spend 40 minutes running around looking at nothing. And people got sick of it, understandably so. Apparently, No Man Sky now is a much improved game that people like, but they lost one of people permanently. Same with Darktide. Darktide came out and it was not even half of the game. It was like 40% of the game was working. And the cost, but of course the cosmetics store was just perfect. You know, and they did that bullshit where the, the credits didn't round up to an convenient amount. When you'd make money and stuff, it was really predatory.

And there was so much backlash that they fixed that. And then for like the last year and a half, two years or whatever it's been, they've added a ton of content to that game. And they've actually fixed it. It was clear that the game. wasn't ready, they needed another year and a half of development time. And they could have released a full game and not had to go through that whole period of people just

hating them. Yeah, I'd rather it be delayed and released in full, which is hopefully what GTA is doing, because these games lose people forever when they release with 50% because then you're just soured on it and you're like, no, my enthusiasm has waned.

I'm not trying it. I'm always happy to wait. I never mind when games have that bad open I never write them off entirely. I know that especially when it's from a big studio the way that cyberpunk was, for example, I knew that was going to be good eventually. I just knew it wasn't good right out of the gate.

I hear now it's great. Scum loves that game. I never gave that one a go. That's the one where your Keanu Reeves running around like Tokyo, basically? Like a cyber, yeah, yeah. I don't know a ton about it either, but yeah, I think your Keanu Reeves

running around some sort of futuristic world it's an RPG. It looks fun. I just don't want to play that right now. I'd rather hunt ghosts. Apparently it looks amazing. And a lot of people enjoy it, like,

who have high-end PCs just because it shows what their machine can do, and that brings joy too. Yeah. RPGs, I prefer to be single player because, like, when I walk into,

you know, White Run or whatever, I want to be the guy. My guy's the towering lunatic with, like, flames coming off of his like black and red demon armor. It's not fun when you walk in and there's like one normal guy being like, oh, hello, would you like to try my blacksmiths wears? And there's like eight guys just like you, gigantic demon spawn. And it's like, well, now I'm not Mr. Cool. Now I feel

like some sort of invading force ruining the ruining Skyframe. I like co-op. I want to work with people doing different things to like achieve a common goal. Like this fast. Asmophobia game is a good example of that, but anytime we're all like, not just rowing the boat together, but like you're like fucking navigating and he's mining the engine and I'm holding the map or something. And I'm, I actually am paddling or whatever and he's fishing. Like I like when we all branch out. It's like, how many fish you got? Great. How much fuel you got left? Good. We're getting close? Perfect. Like I really like when we're all working together and clicking. The tank commander games are great for that because, you know, you got a driver, you got a spotter or whatever and you got a gunner and you've usually got like a side gunner or something like that and everybody's communicating together in the tank. I like that too. I liked in raft where that raft got so big eventually that I just became typecast as like it starts out with like Kyle explaining like, well, you plant the potato and you take the potato, you cook it and then you know you hand it off to one of us if we need the food or put it in here to store. And then

over time we'll stockpile more things and you can make more and larger grills and more and larger plant areas and by the end I'm like Gordon Ramsey I'm like oh these ones are done and Kyle's like how are those potatoes come and it's like give me a minute

do you have fucking minutes so many I'm trying to be confident I'm the endgame wrapped is fun well you got that giant raft and you've built the fucking you know section for everything and there's giant grills everywhere

and everybody's catching huge fish and the whole thing is a trash catcher. Yeah. That's a fun game. That is. You have like the most impractical shaped raft ever where it's the shape of a football field, but it goes like a thousand yards in both directions

than a T-shaped with trash catchers. I was going to say like it, yeah, Lyrapt is a giant capital H for some reason. That's what it takes. Sometimes it's easier just to swim from one prong to the next. And for a game that looks card. Tuny, I would like get spooked if I fell in and the sharks there. And like, do, do, do, do, give me back on.

Give me back on. Yeah, that's a good game. Is there anything else even similar to that? Like free building, working together, different roles. I'm sure that. Grounded. Ish. I haven't heard that.

Grounded is more open world. It's Honey I Shrunk the Kids. If you've seen that movie. Oh, that one. Yeah. Yeah. It's, um, it definitely, it definitely, it's not like rat. I'm sorry.

I'll let I cut you off. It's just like you were going to say. It's not like wrapped where you're all like glued to that one little thing doing stuff. But you're definitely all cooperating together to, you know, yeah, we'll definitely send one guy off for like collect water droplet missions while another guy is getting armor. And then we come back and I have more water than I need and you have more like insect heads than you need. Yeah. Rust is like that.

I always go back to Rust. Eventually I want to like tempt you over to the dark side because Rust will have these interactions. actions where you'll have your weaker players go out and they'll be farming they'll be hitting barrels and picking up whatever falls out literally for 20 30 minutes at a time and then they'll come back they'll both die and they'll say hey oh they beat us up over by the post office and then you'll get your ringer to be who beat you up at the post office I love that show me who beats you up you point them out you go back we brought him we told you we would I used to do that in Cod.

I was in tight with the optic crew and I'd get like bullied by someone. I'm like, Rambo, they're not being nice to me. I told them I'd assemble a team and get their asses and they'd think I could. That was going in with like the YouTube ringers in Cod was very fun for pub stomping. But it was also disillusioning.

Where like you would go. in and like if I joined even as a lower tier YouTuber player, if I were in a normal lobby with normal players, I usually almost always got first. And it was like, yeah, I'm good at Cod. And then you get the boys in there. You get Onslaught and T-Mart and whoever else. And suddenly it's like, I don't even know if I want to play with you guys. If we're going to play together, we need a few randos too, so I'm in the middle of the mix. When I beat all those boys in like, what do they call it one where there's only one winner it's like one

the fuck is the game mode oh so church and destroy no no no there's everyone is their own team free for all free for all yeah free for all when I won free for all it was a rare enough occasion that I'd make a song about it free for all was one of my favorites because like if I didn't have a team like I'd really like to

of course I play free for all like a piece of shit like you know I've got Claymore's I'm hiding in a corner of the map and I'm trying to get my killstreaks going and I'm talking I'm actively talking shit I'm really wanting that one guy who's not even that good to just keep coming back like sprint to me every time you come in I'm waiting for you like that's how I play free for all I was new enough to shoot his I would watch wings play he would go to the corner of a map and camp camp and you're like well how do you get enough traffic you can't just stay still he'd shoot his gun

he he's the guy I learned ringing the dinner bell from he put himself on the minimap, shooting at nothing just to get people to run his direction where he'd have this huge position of advantage. It worked. Smart play. Yeah. He'd have scrambler on, shit like that. Yeah, that was one thing I liked

about Wings' game. I mean, obviously it was campy. He was known for that. But most people evolved the same meta. And if I wasn't using that meta, I wasn't playing my best. Wings would just create his own metas. And they weren't always the greatest. But like, it was nice

to see someone you. Scramble, if you don't know, ruins the minimap. So people can't see it anymore. And it kind of makes people play worse. But it also, like if I see a scrambler ruining my minimap, it's alerted me that some dude was scramblers coming. And I thought that was more to the other guy's advantage than the person running scrambler. But wings would make it work. And it was nice to see him like try this shit that I thought was bad and make it look good. I don't remember who. Who was it that made the tack insert? something useful because it got it got me you remember the tactical insertion where people just

mocked it as like oh that guy's run intact insert find the other guy who's also run in tack insert because they're red tiger boosting obviously that's the only use for this but he savage would use that thing he must be the one yeah because he was basically just he was the most one guy to watch play oh yeah yeah it was so he never stopped moving well he had the doom music going and yeah sound effects and everything and da da da da da and na and na and he's just he's running through the enemy team and their spawned with a spasped well one pumping people with his god-deer internet connection like everyone used to say that it was his he had verizon fios and that's the reason he was so good i feel like that's been debunked at this point did it help sure sure was it the reason he's him no

he's just him he was host like being host was the thing like like like i feel like when you're on host using that shotgun and you're you're always popping out and one tapping a whole team and going back behind it i'm not taking anything away from him as a tremendous player but that was a key to the success i remember we had him on the podcast and i was asking him something about like the best maps for kill streaks and dude he just started dropping knowledge on me that made me want to write shit down he's like depends on where the spawns are on this map and this map ac 130's good for this map chopper's gunner for that map and that i was like holy smokes this guy's got it tooled out yeah he gets a lot of chopper gunners he knows i used to like watching him on block where you know

like kind of the whole trick to block was you stay on the outer edge the whole time because it was just you never wanted to run through the middle with that like uh russian statue he would like clear out back and forth on one building and then just hoof it right through the middle because that that was more likely to get him quicker kills. Somehow he'd survive. I'd try it dead. Shit like that was like why my channel got started. I'd watch X-Cal just play in a full sprint all game and be like, well, shit, I guess

sprinting indoors is the trick to being good at Cod. And I'm like, actually, there's a different set of rules for the X-Cals and the Sandy ravages. If you want to play well in your normal, that was the kind of tips I made. The best one's like in those games where you'd find a guy who just wanted revenge. on you personally more than anything in like a free-for-all. And so you could just claim more and scavenger your way to like a Harrier because it was just the same guy sprinting at you over and over and over and over.

And I've been that guy, you know, I've also been the fear. And Harry gets you a Pablo and Pablo gets you a chopper gunner and suddenly you look like the best player on earth. Oh, that's the best. You like get seven kills, like a couple of them bullshit. Before you know it, you're 25 and O, Newk. And you're like, I'm so fucking good at this game. I didn't like the game. Like even when it first came out, I did not like Modern Warfare too.

It was, we played cod for two fucking years. And this was so different. And it had so many bugs and issues. And we were playing all day every day. That's what compounds my hatred for the game is like, we were playing 12 hours a fucking day. So, like, if there was a bug that lasted three days, most of the bugs lasted three weeks or three months.

But if there was one that only lasted for three days, I'm going to get 15 hours of it at least. You know, just punishing my gameplays and my videos and fucking me up. And I'm sitting there mad now. It was so close. I had the Harrier. One man army new two. One man army new to their game was so buggy and so poorly supported that it incentivized pieces of shit, pieces of human fucking filth to be pieces of human fucking filth.

Oh, I love abuser. Russ Lobby's just like my fit. Fuck you. You're sucking me into your fucking cheat shit. I'm not trying. I'm like getting content making a living off this and you're running

care package glitches. I didn't cheat in modern warfare too. Everyone else did. I never did the fucking care package glitch. I never did the Russ. Like, fuck those guys. And because the game was so broken for so long,

I wouldn't run the 1887s. You know, the shotgun? Those are so fun. Those are so fun. If you were, Well, if you run those and you have viewers like mine, they fucking tear you to death. So now I'm running against guys who have absolutely broken guns using guns that are more reasonable. And it's hard to get gameplays against the guys who abuse the guns that have too much damage.

And then I think if you ran a Kimbo on that gun or something, they were still bad. Took them forever to fix that. That game was a call duty game last 12 months. and that game was horribly broken for like eight. And people thought it was the greatest game, but fuck them. They were just cheating cock suckers. There was this one glitch where you got out the javelin missile system, which should have been in the game anyway, because there are no vehicles.

But you could lock on to land-based targets, and it would shoot the javelin straight up and then it would fall back down. Almost nobody used it until you realized that you could do this thing where you sort of like look straight down and got a lock on. and then you either hit a, what's the thing to make you spawn in place that we were just talking about? You either hit attack insert as you were doing it or you climbed up on a wall. I don't remember which. But now you were a walking javelin bomb.

As soon as you die, you are a javelin missile that instantly explodes. So in like a headquarters type game mode, you do that glitch and you'd run right in. and like kill as many as you could but as soon as you explode you'd kill the whole room I hate people who cheat in multiplayer games and that's both of you apparently Dude I had a one man army

Nube Tube Tube class specifically for mutually assured destruction where it would be like Oh everyone had one you guys are doing this All right well then I'm done running around with my bullshit gun I'm going to the highest place I can and I'm camping your spawn And now you're going to see how it feels That was so on terminal I would be out in the parking lot, not even engaging, just shooting them through the window into the library.

Fom! Fom! Fom! A whole game of just thumps. Those five random kills were all I needed. Just tickled me pink. Do you remember the glitch ex-cow found? I think it was X-Cal where he would run around with the riot shield, and he found, like, the key, the little combo to be like, you know how this thing sucks and is unusable? Well, I figured out how to go, God!

Tata, da, ta, ta, ta. Four times in, like, lethal damage immediately. And he's like, just watch this video. No one can stop me. No, no one can stop me. That was, that was just two times, but I do remember. Yeah, if you hit a guy with the riot shield twice, he'd die. But normally the delay between hits was so long.

It wasn't really an effective way to do it. I don't know what he was doing, like, very temporarily equipping a grenade or something. And he just boom, boom, boom, and kill someone really quick. It was crazy. I know we had C4 as one of his as his equipment or something because he would also do this move where he threw the C4 right in front of and then just backed up and then detonated it in their face because they're trying to like get around him, you know, and get that angle.

And he's boom, boom, boom, dead. And he's in their spawn and they're all this. They can't stop him. He's boom dead. Boopoom dead. That was so entertaining. I don't know where my rules come from, but that was hard enough to do that it seemed more like an expression of skill.

Then it's like a BXR in Halo. Do you remember that? So Halo had, so you had, for example, in Halo 2, the strongest weapon was the battle rifle. It was the tournament gun, the meta gun, three round burst, short delay,

but you could, I don't even remember how to, had a double shot and quad shot anymore, but on console, you could very easily, with practice, make it go, brrr,

yeah, you could turn it into a double shot or even a quad shot, And a quad shot is an instant kill. So, like, the best tournament players in the world could take this gun that's supposed to be a brup, brup, brup, and go brr-drub, and kill you. And that you could also BXR, which I think was, it was melee. It was like a melee cancel. So you'd melee them and, like, cancel the animation, whip out the AR and then one tap head killed.

So it was up close that happens, like BXR. And it's hit, shoot, they're dead. And in Halo, it's got a little. long kill time usually. We're running around spraying each other down with 20 or 30 bullets with submachine guns and you're just BXR BXR. It's a lot of skill and they left it in the game. They took it out in three obviously. Yeah. Halo was so much harder to be elite at than Cod as far as pub stomping because it felt like the majority of people in the Halo 2 lobby knew how to do those like machine guns with the burst fire rifle shit and I never played enough to figure that out.

And as soon as you would hear that cadence coming out of their gun, it'd be like, well, I either need to get a couple lucky swings with that hammer in the basement or this isn't going to pan out. I never got better than like level 45 or something, like on the whatever, the Elo system or whatever it is. I think it goes to 50 or 55 or maybe even higher or something. And that was in one game mode. It's per game mode. Like my best game mode, I was a 45, I think. After you get above that, it really got hard. Like the time to kill in that game and the people who actually, at the time, there weren't even YouTube videos that taught you how to play.

You know, how to like, all right, so we're going to get the high ground. We've got to control that rocket spawn. Now, I'm going to dilly back and forth between bridge and look out. And that's my whole game mode. Bill, he's going to do that. Like, there was none of that. No one knew. Like, the tournament guys were certainly keeping their mouth shut.

You'd have to, like, watch tournament gameplay and, like, boil that down on your own and figure out what they were even doing. So everybody was just running around, or I was. Yeah. That's why I like Cod so much. I had come from Halo where the competition was so fucking thick. And then Cod 4, it was like, I got to even look. That's what I just ran by it. The Arc greatest player base got better.

They improved somewhat. But, man, when it was all single dads, it was such a joy. There were so many bad players. like, I don't know, Barbie's first shooter or something. They were so awful, it made me feel like a god. But a couple,

like, by the time I stopped playing Arc Raiders, man, everyone's like rolling in between Toro shots, using, you know, Toro Veneter meta weapons and stuff. Like, everyone knew how to play. Or maybe I was in,

like, some sort of skill-based matchmaking. Skill-based matchmaking, or maybe like PVP matchmaking or however they do. I wish they'd be more transparent about how that works. I like games that are completely transparent about what things do.

Some games will say, oh yeah, this token makes you hit rates more often. Like, okay, well, I rarely fight rates, but I guess they can be my rates sword when I go into dungeons, but how much more often?

Are we talking 1.5% or 75%? I like games that give me fucking decimal points. I want to know exactly what's going on so I can, it's not even math. It's just figuring out what's better, you know, weighing my options. Darktide did that at first It was like this works more often

Or this does X, Y and Z less often For uh you know on defense And everybody complained and they put the decimal points in Because of course they have the data Like it's in the back end like Marathon is what you like But there's so many numbers I'm 180 hours in still learning my way around

Like and like What is the impact of a 1.2% cone narrowing? Oh okay now Okay, yeah, that's the kind of shit I like. Tarkov gives you so much data. Taylor, when you play Tarkov, you have at least two, maybe three, like, websites and tools open on another monitor. So at any given time, you can determine the price of an item, the penetration of an ammo type. All right, he shot green tracers at me.

What could that possibly be? Oh, oh, no, okay, that's, we got to leave. stuff like that it's so complex and then like the behind the scenes data for like penetration what bullet penetrates through what armor and then what it does to you right like we're going to shoot this

tier three bullet at a tier two armor and hit you in the thorax what is the effect on the armor what is the effect on the person how much damage is it due to the armor how much damage to do the person does it cause a bleed does it ricochet and hit another limb. There's so much fucking data. I love it. I like all that stuff. We were, it kind of related.

We were, we were breaking in the Charlie Kirk thing earlier. It came out today, I guess. I think the trial is going on maybe or pretrial, but it came out that I guess the bullet fragments that were taken from Charlie's neck couldn't be linked to anything. They were so damaged that they couldn't. Now, of course, the headlines make it almost seem as though they can't. Yeah. Yeah. The headlines make it seem as though the fragment don't match the rifle that that was used to kill Charlie. That's not the case. The fragments can't be matched to anything

because they're fragments of a bullet and that they look at with a microscope. My whole thing was, I don't believe there's any conspiracy theory going on. I did a little bit of deep dive earlier. It's this 30-caliber Mouser ammo, 140 grain cellar and ballot. It's what it looked like,

was shot at him, a full metal jacket. if the bullet that was shot is the same as the bullets that were in the clip. And it's like, that should have gone through him. Like they say his neck stopped it. And unfortunately, I watched the clip again just to be sure. And it hits him right here. It hits him right here. Kind of off center,

not in the middle of the throat, but maybe an inch and a half or two inches. Something that seems easy to penetrate. And it seems like it would miss the spine at that angle, that downward angle and right there sort of on the side of the neck. not on the side but on the side quadrant of the neck and I watched it hit him and like I just don't know how that bullet didn't go through

like it's hitting with 20 the bullets at 100 yards the bullet's going like 2300 feet per second at least and it's carrying like 20,000 at least foot pounds of energy are being delivered a 44 magnum with the most powerful rounds you can get is like 1500 foot pounds And a standard 44 magnum is probably more like 750, 800 foot pounds of energy being delivered to the target.

And that's point blank. At 100 yards, this thing is almost doubling that. And it just didn't look like that when it hit it. That's the only thing that bothers me. I don't think there's a conspiracy or anything like that. I think they got some of the details wrong. They're like, this screwdriver with his DNA on it is what he used to disassemble the rifle. And we found it on the roof.

But he also used it to reassemble the rifle later. And I don't know whether you reassemble the rifle after he escape, come back, plant the screwdriver, and then leave again? Is that what we're saying? So I think they got some detail wrong, but I don't think they got the shooter. Yeah, I think that them getting details wrong or weirdly timed is definitely making it look bad, though. Like the idea that you've disassemble that rifle is a little weird to me. It's not like a modern rifle that pops apart. You know, you push this and slide this apart and it's apart.

And when we put it back together, everything's going to line up just fine. Like, you need a screwdriver to take that thing apart. Yeah. Like, it's a, it's an old piece of shit. It's from the 1800s. It's, it's literally an antique, you know, it's. What a terrible choice of weaponry. Yeah.

I mean, like, if my getaway car should be a Toyota Camry, right? Just like everyone else is my murder weapon should be a, very common, like can't trace it to anyone in particular, to grab grandpa's, like, family heirloom and use that really limits who did this. Yeah. Yeah. The ultimate getaway car is like one of those kind of ugly champagne corollas. Like just blends into everything else on the road, too ugly to even notice. But like, I'm glad, Kyle, you explained it. I heard you mirroring this, Woody, that I've seen a lot of people getting wrong what's being reported and being like, they've got the bullet it doesn't match case closed you know confirmed 100% and it's like well that

that's not really what they're saying headlines are misleading the articles are not but the headlines are kind of like the bullet doesn't match the rifle and it's like uh no the actual details are in the reporting and some people on reddit are getting excited about the idea of this guy getting off or i'm kind of inferring why they like this story but that's That's my guess. And the spot, all I have to draw upon is my like hunting. And like I've shot deer in the neck twice. Didn't hit their spine though.

But in both instances, I was using hollow point or ballistic tip to ammunition. That's when there's a little plastic tip on the end. It's extra sharp. It goes through the air really nicely. But then you've got a hollow point behind it. So it expands and blows the fuck out of a deer. Both times it went through the neck at a hundred. One of them was almost point blank because as the deer was in air, that was awesome.

but the other one was like 200 yards away I shot him in the neck and then one time I shot a deer in the spine and it went through his spine you know and clipped it in half and I don't know it's just weird to me that that bullet would be stopped by the spine to the point where it would not come out the back but not penetrate through yeah I get it it seemed like they wanted to have it solved immediately and then they just got locked into a sequence of events that isn't right who knows I mean it And, you know, or maybe the Israelis didn't like that he was, you know, going against them and they sent an assassin. And, uh, or maybe he was the tweet about that. I, I hear about that from lots of people all the time. Yeah. Okay. Somebody, a month before Charlie Kirk was killed, someone predicted almost exactly what you're saying and tweeted it.

And I, I, I saw the tweet today. And, uh, it's like, oh, damn, that is, but there's enough shit on Twitter. Someone's going to say it. Yeah. You can find any take online a million times. I would, and like my stance on that, I want to be real clear. Like, I don't put it past Israel doing something that audacious, assassinating American citizen as a false flag, essentially to prop up the movement

that they would then inject themselves into, which is what turning point has become. They're heavily, is really funded down. Like, I don't put that past Israel. I just don't leave the facts bear it. Like, I don't think anything about the story. We've got so much video of this Gibroni jumping off roofs. being goofy and that rifle and like there's there's a lot of stuff that just doesn't seem like Kennedy or like some sort of vast conspiracy involving Israel.

I've had thoughts about his murder. Now, let's just completely put away the idea that murder is wrong and they shouldn't have done it and it's terrible, etc., etc. But this is again, I'll condemn the murder. I want to be clear. I don't want Charlie Kirk dead. But if you just do it through a, through it like red versus blue, at first I thought, man, this actually helps the Republicans, his murder.

Like, if you thought silencing him or murdering him or whatever was somehow good for your perspective, then you're wrong. It has taken him and made him a bigger voice than he ever was in life. Now that it's like a few months have passed, I feel like they kind of miss him. Turning Point USA without Charlie Kirk is just horseshit garbage. Everybody hates his wife now. Like, I don't see anything positive.

I think even the Republicans are like, who is this fake lying cunt who just comes on here and, like, tells bullshit about her past? You know, the stuff about her not dating anyone for five years before Charlie Kirk, even though she's like on dating shows being her. Just like, what do you do it? What do you? Like, her celebrating the merch sales at Charlie Kirk's funeral. Like, this stuff is a really bad look. Dude, the funeral had pyrotechnics. you guys say more

her fucking bedazzled outfits that she wears and stuff like it it is it she's been a bad representative for turning point USA and forgetting about the morality of the whole thing because it's wrong to kill him I think he's

his loss is a loss for the red side yeah for sure he was super impactful in his like campus groups and like one of the biggest voices for what he was doing But you're right. The pyrotechnics at the, and I know this is so many months ago, but like the fact that no one stood up and was like, this is basically like a funeral here.

This really isn't a somber. Is that an urn? Are we going to burn some incense? That would be really dignified. Oh, sparklers? Huh. Oh, no, no. They're all sparklers.

Yeah. Okay. What's the music of choice? Oh, rock. Oh, okay. So you're going to kind of come out like little Yachty basically, like breaking down in front of everybody real quick as sparklers go off. Why are we here again? I need a reminder.

Is this Memorial Day, Fourth of July? Birthday? No. Your husband's funeral. Yeah. Got it. Got it. Not having the tone you'd want.

There won't be cameras or anything or like other people here, though, right? Oh, you're going to invite one million people and you're going to broadcast it on every channel in the world. yeah I can't be part of this selling merch putting up a go right she's worth like 35 million dollars she doesn't go fund me off of it off of her husband's death bitch what are you doing it's a bad look it's a bad look all around if if that was our widow we would all be like fuck damn that is not what I thought of when I imagined morning I thought they I didn't know you'd be making so many media appearances for one thing but but aside from that like and

I'm sure you've seen the Drusky stuff the black comedian who does the white face that dude's fucking talented he is so funny he's really good at what he does he is so funny like my worst qualities that I'm a hypocrite and and I'm going to let you know right now I'm fine with white face actually

you know what this is I'm not even I like blackface too I don't think blackface is that big of a deal I think black face becomes a problem when you when it's used to take jobs away from black people or to humiliate black people based on racial stereotypes that are used against them. Like if you take a white person,

you give him like a big wide nose or big lips or something or put it like one of those big African rings in his nose or like crazy bones in his mouth or something, and you black face him. Or if you have him like as a stereotypical, like violent thuggish criminal or something like that, that's all wrong. But God damn it, if Harley, Morinstein did full blackface

and did Shaq one year, that would be an old. homage. He's got his Lakers jersey on. I made his argument like five years ago. I was, I stood alone at the time. Well, you were, you were a trend center. Because we all love Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder. No one was mad about that. That's so well done too. Like, like, I bet if you showed that, I know that if you showed that as someone who didn't know who Robert Downey Jr. was, they would think that that was just a black man. Like, no context showed them a clip from that movie. they would not like, okay, was there anything weird about that cast?

No, no. Black guy was a little on the nose, but otherwise, pretty good stuff. Yeah. I saw Matt McCusker, a comedian talking about that, and he's like, yeah, dude, the first time I saw Tropic Thunder, I was maybe 25 minutes in, and I'm like, you know, the ads really made a big deal out of Robert Downey Jr. when's he going to show up? Are you serious? It's really not that hard to tell.

Kirk Lazarus. One of the first scenes that shows Kirk Lazarus with like his like so light, they're almost white blue contact lenses in and the like shock white blonde air. Yeah. That's a great movie. Holds up. I haven't seen it in years, but I, that's one that's worthy of rewatching. Yeah, it's tremendous.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, I think you're, I think you're on the money with your, your take about the black face and the white face. I had that same thought recently. Like, I, it's going to be. hard to get me off this stance. I think that if you like,

view something that's potentially offensive, flip it and see how you like it. If you're totally cool with it, consider being less offended by the other side. You know, like, I see whiteface happen and I'm like, that's pretty funny. I can get on board with that. That guy's good at what he does.

And like, all right, so why is blackface so terrible? Have you seen Drusky do his NASCAR redneck? Yes, very, very, very. Very good. Oh my God. He goes to like the, he goes to the NASCAR races and it interacts with the crowd. There's like a black, a real black man. They're both real black man. There's a, there's a black man walking in without white face on. And and Drusky is in his truck like, like full redneck hillbilly mo. And he's like, where are you going? Watch NASCAR race. You watch NASCAR. I'm like, my brain. A really racist redneck. I didn't know who he was. Yeah. This. This guy. I didn't really. It was a black man.

So good. Look at that makeup. Dude, the, the, the sun tan and the tattoos are so fantastic. So I saw that and I was like, this guy's an asshole. I don't like this at all. I did not realize he was a black person changes the lens through which I see it. Dude, his makeup guy must have been one of those dudes working on like the thing in the 80s, like making real. Because that's insane. Either that or he's just most uncomfortable, hot and sweaty man on earth.

I will say this is maybe what we said is bad, because he's portraying a white person than I wouldn't be proud to be. Sure, but we're okay with it. Like, like, for whatever reason, I don't mind, I don't mind the racial mockery. I think it's all, I think it's funny when it comes at white people. Like, Dave Chappelle never hurt my feelings. White girls didn't hurt my feelings. Remember that Wayans brother movie where they did the same thing, but they went, you know,

who hurt my feelings? Fucking Jim Carrey. I always thought that was the show called In Living Color? It was like a skit show and he played that Fireman Bill guy. And like everyone on that show was cool except the white guy who was always some sort of fucking freak. A guy, the least likable person in every skit was the white guy. I'm like, I don't need to be okay with this. This is ridiculous.

This is racist. This is shit. Like this is ridiculous. And Jim Carrey just sat there and did fucking like mocked white. people episode after episode after episode I'm like I don't like this I don't think I'm okay with I don't know I've never seen that way I've seen a few of the

bits I saw like a I saw a Boy Scout bit where he was like where he was gay I saw him do vanilla ice like he comes out dress as vinyl ice rapping as vinyl eyes with a different rap they're like a comedic rap and he's Jim Carrey can dance and sing so it's like what the fuck is this it's always it's incredible he's

incredibly talented. And then I saw, I guess that's maybe all I've ever seen of in living color. I watched Mad TV and Saturday Night Live. I never really watched in Living Color. Or maybe my parents wouldn't let me watch it. It's possible. It's been so long. I'm like, I want to say the Wayne's brothers would do whiteface in a really offensive way that I wasn't okay with. They are known for that. Yeah. And I'm just like, shit, this is everything you hate aimed at me in what seems like a mean-spirited way. Yeah, if you can detect malice, then it becomes less funny. The only offensive thing I thought about white girls when I saw it the one time I did,

I was like, this is so offensively unfunny. Like I did, those jokes were not hitting with me. It was, it was just, it wasn't there like a four-minute scene of them like pooping loudly in the women's room? And it was like, you know, this, maybe this is a 15 second. bit guys maybe not a four and a half minute bit of doing this yeah sometimes i'm like maybe it's not the target art scandalogical humor is almost always a miss with me not here for it i tell you my favorite i'll tell you my favorite poo-pooh joke it's uh dumb and dumber when when jim

kerry poisons jepadiels with all that x-lacks and then he's about to go on the date with like jamie marie presley or whatever name is like this gorgeous woman yeah she's like what do you doing in there? He's like, I'm showing it! Oh, okay, just don't use the toilet, it doesn't flush. And he just, and then the Twilight Zone music, like,

don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. And then he comes to the realization that he just took the most disgusting shit of all time. And the, him shitting goes on for a long time of like diarrhea noise and him screaming. But his physical humor, like, it stops being gross and starts being

so funny that he's experiencing the worst shit of all time. It's not just a little diarrhea. Jim Carrey takes the like super lax or whatever. And he goes, ah, use one to two teaspoons once daily to a, to a leave mild to severe

constipation. Hmm, interesting. Blublebleu. Blu. Blu. Blu. And he's going, like doing an evil laugh. And then he like forces Jeff Daniels to drink up, like drink the whole. He's tipping the glass like into his mouth,

dribbling down his chin. I mean, I bet if I watch that dumb and dumber again now. I wouldn't, you know, it would be much more silly and less laugh out loud. But when I was like nine, that was my Casablanca. Like it was,

I was like, I was like in, inconceivably funny. We were talking about the cinematic scenes that belong on Mount Rushmore. Here's Taylor's. His leg's on the toilet. With his legs like straight out. Not even touching.

His hair is all crazy. That, That movie's full of just really well put together gags. Like when he gets caught in the bathroom and the guy's going to rape him, and it was the guy that he'd ripped off at the prior diner or whatever. And meanwhile, Jeff Daniels has set himself on fire outside. Or when they end up on the moped and he's like, I got to go. And he says, just go.

And so when they go to get off the moped, they're glued together with the frozen piss eyes. Like all that stuff still funny to me. Ace Ventura, another one when I was a little kid. Like I didn't even understand actors really, but you're again nine, ten years old and you see Jim Carrey and another Ace Ventura after you see Dumb and Dumber. You're just sitting there on the floor watching cracking up being like, this guy can't miss. This guy's just gold after gold. I laughed. I remember.

I don't know how old I was because I think it came out around 94, 95. But Ace Ventura 2 when nature calls. when he's in the jungle or whatever, there are three scenes in that that I remember me in the living room laughing at them so hard that it's stuck in my memory forever. When he's crawling out of the rhino's ass, when he's chasing the bad guy at the end, and somehow he has procured a monster truck.

Oh, he wants to go off road. And he's just, he's chasing him. I love that. And then when they're shooting him with all the darts, like the Africans keep hitting him with blood darts. And he's just like, the spears in his like quads they're sticking out like erect from his legs

I don't think I can go back and watch those I think I'm too old for those I tried to watch the first Ace Ventura like maybe three or four months ago my girlfriend and I put it on and I was I didn't make it very far in before I was just like this is this isn't cutting it I think that's a movie that I'm going to leave in my memories that that 10 year old me really love Austin Powers is the same thing. Like Austin Powers came out when I was in like eighth grade. So I mean like that was my entire existence. My entire personality was Austin Powers.

I love that shit so, so, so much. Yeah. Like late grade school, it was just a series of all of us like quoting those movies at each other. And it was, oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, just having a blast. That's evil. Got a proposition for you. Yeah, keep your money on your mojo.

I get you out a wee mom. Like, they cut to look minnie-man. He's like, he wants me. He's like, I want my baby, bad baby, that baby, back, baby. Like, that killed me. Fat bastard was great. Like, I remember, like, when I was, like, of course, like perfect age for it, like almost hyperventilating laughing.

When I heard Fat Baster be like, he's about to jump over the pool. And he's like, I sure hope my wire team is ready. And then he jumps and he's carried by wires. Obviously, it snaps. That killed me. I didn't like gold members much, but I love the first two. Those were, at the time, those were my favorite movies. I haven't seen a comedy.

I've just really, really loved in many years now. Like, I need to give more of them a go. That one, that one where it was like, it looks like it's going to be about the rock and someone else and they're at like the 50th story, the other guys. And he's like, aim for the bushes. and they just killed themselves. That was a very good one. I liked that.

It's a great opener. Yeah. Otherwise, I got to go back to like super bad. I feel like Taylor, maybe you're just not 12 anymore. It's a little harder to find something over the top funny. Yeah.

I'm not interested in the genre. Like, I don't want to be made to laugh. Like, for whatever reason I don't feel like laughing. And I watch, I watch probably five horror movies a week. Like almost all I watch is horror movies.

movies, fantasy and sci-fi, and lately it's been 60s, 70s and 80s mostly. Have you seen Hot Tub Time Machine? Yeah. I think that movie's, oh, shucks. I was going to say, like, it actually delivers. You're looking for a comedy. You're disappointed most of the time. I thought Hot Tub Time Machine nailed it. Maybe I'm just its demo. No, it's very funny. Maybe I need to rewatch, give it a chance. Hopefully I didn't see Hot Tub Time Machine 2. That one's good, too. I was thinking it was that. It's still good. But second one is also very.

funny. I like those movies. Yeah. I really can't think of a one that. I was also just the perfect age for Superbad. Like, I know Woody passed that. Kyle, you were past that too? No, no, no. I, I still think of Superbad as one of the funniest movies ever made and one of my favorite movies of all time.

It's hilarious. It's so well-written and so good. They wrote most of that shit in high school. as as like like Seth Rogan and the other guy his name's escaped from me they wrote that shit in high school

like most of those like little conversation the whole Mclovin bit they wrote that like 10th or 11th grade or something like that so like he it was either that or Muhammad where the fuck would it be between that

Muhammad Muhammad's the most common name in the world idiot and he just wants to strangle him so bad you know what movie I think is as funny as those that doesn't get the credit it this is the end. I thought that movie was hilarious. I thought that was funny too. Yeah. I agree. It's really good. I like all the movies that him and

I bet if you were 14 when you saw this is the end like it might have hit you the same way. Yeah. I like it a lot. I like that piece of shit Jonah Hill just like two-faced manipulative the whole time. I like the one where they killed Kim Jong-un. That's that That was the instigation of the Sony hack. That cost Sony probably, who knows how many hundreds of millions of dollars. That's why Sony got hacked is because of that movie.

It was a whole debacle. He did a Howard Stern interview, Seth Rogan did, and he was talking about that. And it was like, oh, it was a fucking problem. He like breaks the whole thing down. It was a nightmare because if you, there are two cuts to that movie. And if you watch the unrated cut, Kim Jong-un's face slowly melts as the explosion goes off. and blows apart in chunks as he dies in pain. They did a separate cut where he just kind of explodes

like a standard Hollywood villain, but they really like slow it down to slow motion as you see the pressure wave hit him and the light illuminate him. And then he starts to turn to cinders and like starts to suffer. And then chunks are flying off. Like he did not like that movie clearly.

It's crazy how North Korea is completely off the radar. They were enemy number. one in like Obama's term. And I want to say even like Bill Clinton gave him food or something to slow down their nuclear program like he made some sort of deal. Like through most of my adult life, North Korea was this like major looming issue. Now I don't hear anything about North Korea. They're just trying over there being themselves, keeping to themselves.

They're not an issue. Yeah. Really? Are you sure? Are they, they just started being cool? Every like three years, it seems like they launch a missile like near Japan and everyone like, whoa, is it about to pop off? And then they launched like five ballistic missiles this year.

Like they've been going kind of hard and they've been threatening South Korea and talking about ultimate consequences. But they've got good PR. Like, it seems that he is going to make his daughter the next great leader. Like he's, he's announced that. Like, she's next in line. She's like 13 or something. And so it turns out that Kim Jong-un is like a girl dad.

So the internet's having a lot of fun with Kim Jong-un girl dad. Like, they go around and do all sorts of fun activities together. He had her driving a tank. and her little head's popping out of the tank hatch as she like drives it down below and he's like up top like yeah yeah go over there and do this on the other and these fucking soldiers are just like

oh god don't fuck this up everybody's so nervous does he have other kids too yeah they're like the Eric Trumps of the family though like clearly the less loved one yeah the very obviously the less loved one they even put them to the side in the pictures

like you oh you know come on maybe maybe not quite so in the middle Eric Remember when he VX gassed his It was either his like brother-in-law or uncle-in-law or something like that Yeah, in Europe, right? He was either in Europe or South Korea, but he was in an airport And basically North Korean secret agents Convents a random woman that she was part of a game show

And they were going to prank that guy And she needs to rub this stuff on his face And it'll be silly And we've got hidden cameras everywhere And she rubbed VX nervous agent all over his face and killed him. Did she die too, I assume? I think she had gloves on or something like that. She had a spritzer. I don't remember. It was like those spreadness in his face. Yeah. Okay. I don't, I remember her not dying, I think. And also maybe not even getting into trouble or something. But that's

been years and years ago. That was a crazy assassination. VX nerve agent is the like scary stuff and the green balls from the rock. That, that movie where they go to Alcatraz. That's a great movie. You know who is really nervous about that plan is whoever suggested it to Kim Jong-in. He was laying awake in bed like, oh, this game show shit, what were you thinking? This isn't going to

fucking work. He procrastinated and came up with it the night before watching fucking YouTube videos or something. No, I don't write it down. It's all up here. I was waiting for this guy to have a Japanese accent. Not enough media comes out of there for me to

We should wrap this. We should wrap. We have a hangout. Yeah. All right. P.K.N. 606.