Painkiller Already - PKN 607

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

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P-KN 607. So, boys. How's it going? Going on. Armaged in T-minus two hours. T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-C-T-T-T-T-WRLW. We're coming. What?

Two hours? And we're coming, ha. Are you not familiar at 8 p.m. today? It's just Tuesday, the 7th, for any listener. Eastern time. Donald Trump has promised to, like, unleash hell. It's going to be bridge and power plant day in Iran. Praise me to Allah.

I'm quoting Trump, not speaking on my own. And so on Easter Sunday, he let this like, you know, destruction warning come on Tuesday. And then I think he doubled down today. I don't know if I could have to tweet very well. Israel TV is running a countdown right now. There's like a big timer on the news desk, like ticking down. He said he's going to, he's like,

you're going to have to erase an entire culture today. I don't want to. Probably will have to. sad. Yeah. So pathetic. Yeah, he basically promised genocide starting in two hours.

He's going to wipe out the Iranian population he claims. That's Trump. Thank you, Trump voters. Thank you for your contribution to the world Trump voters. Come on, it would have been worse, Woody. Come on, you know that.

Get the fuck out of here. They're like, who could have seen that this man was like? the tariffs were bad, that he fucks children. None of this was foreseeable. No one saw this coming. Dude, he's lost all of his support. I know. Like from under 40 men like me, like we voted for mass deportations.

We voted for voter ID. We voted for a reduction in visas. And we voted for no foreign wars. And not only has he failed on all of that, he has done the opposite. And so he can get fucked. He didn't do mass deportations. He increased the number of foreign visas. There is a new foreign war.

And he's not doing anything domestically. So he's just a cowed that he's not trustworthy. I mean, who'd have known? Who to thunk it? The only difference I would see between him and Kamala being office right now is that Kamala would also let 10 million more people in. Like she would also be cowed to Israel. I mean, it's hard to judge her immigration policy because she was VP, but they did have a law out there that they tried to get asked.

And the Republicans were on board with the law to increase, you know, the courts and the enforcement and all that fun stuff. And then Trump said, no, don't solve the problem. I need it as an issue to run out. That wouldn't have solved the problem, though, because it was a lot of a tremendous increase, which a lot of us normal Americans. Because we're just talking about multiverse stuff, right? So you can just say that. No, I mean, we could solve crime right now if we legalize all of it. Okay.

That's the same thing. Zero crime, right. Yeah, zero crime rate. Kamala was the immigration czar. She oversaw 10 million people storming into the country. And so the idea that there was a good choice in the previous election is ridiculous. Because campaign Trump from a year and a half ago. And you know what she did to those little girls.

Is not at all what he's doing now. Now Trump is walking around with like swollen ankles, sucking Bibi Netanyahu's dick doing nothing other than servicing Israel. Sick of them. Fuck him. And unlike Biden voters, I'm not going to pretend that it's okay for four years and say he's actually not seen off. But here's a difference.

Biden didn't rape children. Biden didn't like start wars like that. To say like, hey, Biden voters were less critical of him than Trump voters were. He's kind of insane because Trump is on a whole other level of bad president. Hold on. If we're using a... Historically worst presidents ever. And Trump has a cabinet of people around him who are taking advantage of his cognitive decline.

Zionists. And they are getting wars to happen, making bad policies happen, lining their own pockets. Biden's people that were around him didn't do this. I understand that. But if we're using the Epstein files as evidence, which you are, then there are also Epstein emails that say that Joe Biden was a child rapist who molested children and abused his own children. I have infirmate. Tell me about these epstein emails that said Biden was in it. Jeffrey Epstein explicitly said that in emails. He said Joe Biden is a known child abuser. He molested

kids. He abused his own kids. And by the way, I'm not saying that's true because just like the Trump stuff, we don't have hard evidence. We don't have smoking guns. I'm not saying that. We've got a lot of witnesses and then we know several people were in the room with Trump, right? Like that's a thing. Okay, so are you willing to say that Joe Biden is guilty? I need to see the emails there. Because it was more explicit than any of the Trump stuff in the emails. It was more explicit than she gave him a blowjob, used too much teeth,

and then he smacked her and got someone else to suck his dick and say, this is how you do it. And there was a witness there for it. That's not explicit. This wasn't an anonymous to the FBI. This was sworn deposition, not anonymous tip. Oh, that was the 13-year-old accusation from 2016. Correct?

I need to check. I need to fact check it. That would be my take, where she recanted and said, I made that up. No, she said if you're not going to do anything about this, why am I putting myself at risk, right? This is annoying because you're making me like do both sides here. And Trump is definitely a piece of shit. And now that we've seen all this, I am not on his side whatsoever. And also now that we've seen the way he's handled his presidency, I am not on his side.

But the idea that Biden was just this like angel flying around is insane. Because if we're going to use the same standard of evidence, which is anonymous accusations from the Epstein files, then Joe Biden is also guilty. Yeah, I think you're making stuff up. I don't believe so. Chat GPT has no, it's like, no crap. Oh, well, they wait in then.

It's all a conspiracy. Everything is a conspiracy. BPT what a ghost is. Like, hey, the ghost turned a light switch on. Can it be a gin? It's like, absolutely not. Gens will never turn the breaker on. And like, oh, factual. But it's, but right here, it's like, there's no credible evidence that Joe Biden is named in any of Epstein court or DOJ files in any way that links him to wrongdoing. He's named in an email from Jeffrey Epstein to a redacted individual where he says, oh, well, it's known that, you know, Joe Biden molested kids and touched his own children. I've never seen that. Yeah, and Kyle's never seen that. But you guys go on Reddit all the time. It's not going to get posted on it. You go on Twitter all the time where they say things that aren't true.

True. Yeah. And I'm wary of that. When I see them saying, and I'm wary of that on Reddit. That's fair. When I see horseshit nonsense about how, oh, Trump is like a God king. Yeah, I'm also like that's retarded. That's gay and stupid. Like, anyone who is still in favor of how he's running the country is either bought off or diluted because it's politicians are tools when they are no longer used to you throw them away.

There's a fake viral rumor about Biden. Okay, what else is a. He was named in an unsealed Epstein document, but that rumor was explicitly debunked. Explicitly. So that was a totally fake email chain. None of us have seen

what you're referring to. If I saw it, I would be more on your side because then I would know it exist, but the internet says it doesn't exist. Well, I can't maintain conversation and also research it right now. Yeah, I know your position. I'm in there a lot. Yeah. It seems like we're more on the same side than we're not in that I want this piece of

shit taken out of office, if anything. Fuck him. He's corrupt. He has done the exact opposite of what he campaigned on on every single thing that got him elected with under 40 voters, he has done the opposite of. And you hear, I'm in this weird, like, I'm in this frustrated position, which is this. Like, imagine if I went to the top of a building dropped a hammer and watched it fall and said, I had no idea that would happen.

I had, who knew the hammer was going to fall? I couldn't foresee this. They told me the hammer would float. And you'd be like, dude, this was the most obvious outcome ever. And this is what I said during the election cycle. And now the most obvious outcome ever. Like the tariffs were not good for the economy. Manufacturing continues to shrink.

Everything except health care is shrinking. Thank you, boomers. He's going to war. He's all over the Epstein files. He put nothing but grifters in his cabinet and they're taking advantage of his cognitive decline to line their own pockets. Trump is fine with this. Like these are all things that were completely obvious to me.

I said and I remember we had this conversation and was like, you know, one of the core things to me isn't the specifics of his policies. It's his character. His morality is going to cause problems. And now here we are. And I see the human change. I'll just be super fast. Joe Rogan turned on him.

Tucker Carlson turned on him. Alex Jones turned on him. David Smith turned on him. Sean Ryan turned on him. Okay. That one's new to me. But okay. And I'm like, all of you guys were fooled.

All of you guys were fooled? No, you don't get the turn on him now. Like you should have seen this coming because it was completely obvious. Well, if he would have done what he said, it would have been tremendous. mass deportations would have been wonderful. Mass deportations would have been great. A reduction in work visas would have been great for Americans. Enforcing voter ID would have been excellent.

And no new foreign wars would have been great. That's what people voted for. And that's why everyone is turning on him. And he's an unpopular faggot now is because everyone who voted for these four things that if he would have done would be fantastic. He's not only not doing them. he's doing the opposite. He's increasing what people voted for, but he really, I mean, he voted for.

That's what I voted for. That's fair. But he was like, I'll end the Ukrainian war on day one. I'll make groceries so much more affordable. Remember groceries. It's kind of a quaint word. I darn near made it up, brought groceries back, and I bring grocery prices.

I'm going to fix grocery prices immediately. How are you going to do it? I don't want to get into specifics. And he would just go on about all these things he was going to do that were very clearly he wasn't going to do. And now here we are. I think he's working on the photo. right. So, look, I, he is trying that one, right? I feel like he's working on that voter.

I don't care how much he tries with that shit. Like, it's so crazy that Taylor is simultaneously hard on Trump and not hard enough on Trump because I strongly feel that Trump has been like killing it on immigration. Like, I've seen the goon squads in the street. I've seen people get killed over this shit. Look at the Numbies. Look at the Numbies. I'm just letting you know like what's happening on the streets. Maybe Obama's numbers were lies. And they, Maybe he lied about how many people he actually got out. No, Obama got high numbers because at the time they qualified turning someone back at the border as a deportation. Okay, well, then you have unrealistic expectations about what's possible with deportations, clearly.

I would love mass deportations. Do you know how many? We have right now. We are building billions of dollars worth of concentration camps. We have the highest, if ICE were a military organization, I think they'd be in the top 15 world militaries. They have more funding than Italy's entire military, ICE does. More funding than our Marine Corps. He's doing his best on mass immigration.

I truly believe that. It also seems legislation-wise, he's trying, hang on, it also seems legislation-wise that he's doing his best on voter ID laws and stopping mail-in ballots, which say what you want about. But those are all three things that he said he would do. And he's doing them, seemingly to my eye. as best as he can. Maybe in voice he is, but he's not actually getting it done.

He just signed an executive order about the mail-in ballots a couple days ago. They're working on birth citizenship, the Supreme Court. The wheels are turning on all of these things at the highest levels. Do you know how many illegal border crossings we've had since Trump became president? U.S. official numbers. 75. Zero. Zero.

Not one person has, you were high at 7. Not one person has crossed the border in the last, whatever it is, year and a half that Trump has been president. Now I can't trust the rest of his numbers. Are you telling me it's literally zero? Are you, or not you, or Trump, do you just make shit up? You just make shit up out a whole cloth and say whatever you want. Same page here. The same way you can legalize immigrants by saying like, oh, now they're all dreamers and now they're all this.

It's like you can get rid of bad numbers by changing the definition of providing fewer masks. Like stop, pretend like it's not a problem and it's not a problem. If you stop testing for COVID, COVID numbers go down. If you stop counting the number of border crossings, the number border crossings going to go down. That being said, I remember like all over YouTube watching YouTubers go to the border. This is during the election, this most recent election. And they would have swathes of African men like sitting on. cross-legged in like a big square.

They'd have like, here's, the 90 we caught here at this area just today. This guy's from Somalia. This guy's from fucking Mozambique or some shit. These guys don't speak some sort of junta-hunta language. We're really trying to work on that. We don't know what country.

This is an extreme border? Yeah. It was crazy. I didn't know that the Somalians came through the borderline. I watched channel. So Channel 5 News, Andrew Callahan, wildly popular YouTube channel where he does these in-depth news reports with a little bit of like kindness and heart and like seemingly like a real guy. I love him.

He's down there. He's the one who hired coyotes to smuggle him into the U.S. as an American citizen just to film it and get the experience. And Border Patrol caught him. Border Patrol catches him. That's a good bit. We don't know what to do with you. We don't even have a cell labeled geeky white American who tried the coyote himself into the U.S. on YouTube. They didn't know what to do with him. Is it a legal border crossing? Well, I've crossed back into America. Like, you have to go through customs. So he is skipping.

Like, you can't do that. Yeah. But I don't know what the punishment is. They let him out after two or three days. Have you noticed that every time Trump comes out now, he really does believe he's popular with the people who voted for him, despite doing the exact opposite of everything. He'll come out and be like, it's a great war.

It's the best war. Everyone's talking about it. And it's like, It's all just he's surrounded by Zionists who are filtering what gets to him would be my guess. That's possible. He also creates his own reality. Like if you watch the movie about him, there's a great quote from the actor who's playing him. That's based on a real Trump quote where he's like, the truth?

The truth is what I say it is. The truth is what we agree it is. That's what the truth is. I have my truth and you have your truth. And my truth trumps your truth. and it's like, fuck, that's how he's been running the goddamn country. Because he says it with such authority and such, like, like, there's not even, of course this happened and that happened. Are you fake news?

You're a nasty woman, you know? And you're like, shit, he sounded like, no one would say that unless they believed what they were saying because if they ever were found out to be lying in that moment, it would be catastrophic. But we find out he was lying in that moment. And he's like, ah, I didn't know too much about what I was talking about there. So I don't accept that Trump lives in a bubble and doesn't know better. I feel like that's an excuse provided for him, not exactly the way Taylor did it, but so many guys are like, well, he must have got some bad advice. He must have got some bad information. Trump is surely this perfect person who's terrific.

He's just been fed some bad info. And it's like, no, no, Trump is the guy in charge of the bad information. Trump is the guy who owns his own decisions. And I think the reason that he went on TV at prime time and special. spoke about the Iran war. And the reason that he went on TV just recently with all the trappings of the presidency in the Oval Office to talk about it a second time is that he knows it's not popular, not that he thinks it is. It may be. And to be clear, like, just because he's surrounded by Zionists feeding him, you know, propaganda all the time, that does not

remove his responsibility as president to actually know what's going on. That's on him, 100%. Like he has been a disaster. He's doing nothing. Any of his constituents voted for. And I'm not going to go to bat for some stupid faggot who is allowing more immigrants in increasing. He increased the number of H-1B visas. He increased that. He started a war with Iran. He can't get voter ID push through. That's on him and the rest of the Republicans who are just kind of the controlled opposition party seemingly. but it's it's really pathetic it's fucking pathetic and uh i will laugh when he's thrown in prison i don't know what to do about like okay on one hand you have like lock him up throw him in jail because i believe he's committed some real crimes and there needs to be a deterrent for future

presidents behaving like this one right not just him his cabinet they're all lining their own pockets his children right his children is the seat or is on the board of a drone manufacturing company that sells shit to the pentegrine tell about self-dealing right it's that incredibly corrupt it makes hunter biden blush say you guys are fucking major leaguers i sold some ink drawl blow of shit for a hundred grand that's nothing that's light work for a trump child that is that is honest work blow paint drawings or whatever they're called. I mean, y'all've seen a play in the market, right? Compared to, yes. It is ridiculous. So the corruption is next level, and I feel like it should be punished. But I also don't know how to avoid this like every time the next party goes in. They

attack the previous one. They call them the most corrupt cabal that's ever been, why? Because they're not us. Like, so let, I don't know, pick your favorite Democrat. I mean, I think Trump's I think Trump is the worst president we've ever had. He's the most corrupt. He's the most criminal. He's committed more factual crimes than any other president we've ever had. It's just there in black and white on paper. Like if I were gone...

The $400 million $700.47. They wish they could get that back. Dude, that is... In my mind, that airplane shit is peanuts compared to the crypto shit. Sure. I mean, they go hand-in-hand. Like, the crypto shit is like, Shadow Realm stuff where we don't know. It's dark money. We don't know who's investing in this stuff.

At least with the plane, we knew it was, I think, the Qataris, but the Qataris are like ringing their hands right now. They've lost tens of billions in oil manufacturing and forget about the tourist hit that that's going on over there right now. Did the Qataris think they were the ones in charge of Washington? Oh, where? They gave him a billion dollar plane. Did Israel have to spank him and say, get back in line, we're in charge here? They clearly are. If I'm God and I can wave a magic wand,

I mean, he needs to be tried and potentially you know, I think they're probably capital crimes there. You know what they should make them do? They should run, they should be like, all right, we'll let you off as innocent from everything if you can

run three miles in 25 minutes. that's never happening I can run three miles in 25 minutes I don't know if you gave me time I think I could do it we could train to do it yeah but right now he's not trained so you're saying no skateboard right

just to be clear no it's got to be feet I'm going to need a skateboard for this you get a razor scooter for the first mile if you're not a lot I think you're in the mix then Maybe it all be in the mix then. I would do 25 minutes 4Ks on the elliptical, like for cardio.

I don't know the conversion of that to real life, though. I don't either. Wait, how much would you do? Like 25 minute 4Ks on the elliptical with resistance. And actually three miles is about a 5K, right? And what is? I don't know. I always, my machine is set to metric.

It's definitely not four. like at 3.2 miles 3.1 something like that. Oh my God. Google did a dumb thing. Yeah, Google AI is rough. What are they doing to struggle so much behind the other AIs? What? I got you.

How many miles? It's 2.48. Thank you. I was just Googling it and it pulled up this calculator and it's converting like a million miles to fonts, FonT. I don't even know this you to the measurement. I don't know what it's happening. That's what...

You have trabb on eight hectares. 2.48. No one did they call it a 5K. That's much, you know, more impressive sounding. That's like measuring your fucking dick. That's like measuring your dick. That's what I did.

Is like a very casual, you know, like a non-runner might do that. Let me see how far. 5K is. Because I run... Oh, 4K was 2.48? I wanted to know 5K.

Oh, well... That's... It also did a weird thing to me. It's harder than you'd think, right? It shouldn't be hard. It's... Oh, it's... 5K is 3.1 miles.

So that's what I would do. Because I remember thinking, like, I do that... I thought it was cool that I was doing like the thing that people do is like an entry-level distance. Right. See, I got an actually good message from Groch where I said, how many miles is a 5K run?

And it said, Grock is unable to reply. Something went wrong. Please refresh or reconnect or try it. It's just like that parts and rec episode. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, I'm not,

oh, when he's searching, he's like, I'm not sure, but you might have network connectivity issues. I googled your symptoms. I think you have network connectivity issues. Yeah, it was great. I think he made that up. That was a riff. I've heard that.

Yeah, yeah. So in an hour and a half, we have this big attack. I guess we're launching on bridges and power plants. The left wing news sources I sometimes see say that's definitely a war crime, attacking civilians. The other sources I watch, I try to listen to both sides and say, it's a gray area because bridges have always been a military target. power plants kind of in a way are a military

human shields. No. They have human shields at these places. That bridge is covered in people with flags chanting. The power plant is circled with civilians with flags. And you can hear the loudspeaker

like hyping them up in Arabic. And they're all like they're all like chanting like Urukai. They're like they're not they're not Urachai. They're people who don't want to be fucked with by Israel. So. Oh, okay. Okay. Great leader. I'm sorry. I didn't know. You switched sides on us. I haven't seen that. I will warn these guys that betting on Trump's humanity is a long shot. If they're like, uh, Trump won't bomb this power plant because I'm standing here and he cares about me.

You're, you're making a better. Civilians down there. Confirm. Switch to phosphorus. Fuck them up even hard It feels like we've got President Howard Lutnik There are Yeah I get you Graphene bombs or graphite bombs I forget which one it is Are you familiar with these?

No No So it's kind of Cool in a humane way I guess what they do is they drop these bombs And don't picture giant explosions Picture like confetti falling everywhere And it ruins power plants

in a way that's like a little easier to come back from, doesn't murder humans, stuff like that. Do they like airburst graphite over an expensive power plant and it gets in all the electronics and ruins them? Yes, I'm pretty sure what's going to happen is Kyle will look into this and shortly know more about it than me than get it more correct. But I'm close. You've got the gist.

That's what's important. Yeah, it's kind of like a confetti bomb that you might put over like, we've all driven by like the transformer stations where it's like I don't even know what that does it's electric something but I know that much like a graphite bomb would just turn that into one giant short circuit that's crazy okay I see this yeah it targets substations transformers transmission lines switching yards sometimes power plant external switch gear um it's what I say blackout bomb or soft bomb because it's effects is confined to the targeted electrical power facility yeah It's, it's, I got even closer than I thought I did.

According to this. And blacked out 85% of Iraq's electrical grid. So I bet they drop graphite or, yeah, graphite bombs on these power plants. And we'll see. I hope not. I hope, I hope, I wouldn't be surprised. I really hope the Iranians, fucking surrender in the next 45 minutes. And then we can, we can just call this a day.

I hope they signed the same nuclear deal we had with, that Obama had with them. We already had a deal. victory. Trump can call it a victory and we can all go home and no more Americans will die. I hate when that pilot was on the loose in Iran, I was like, oh no, don't let them catch our guy. Dan is going to love this one. So Trump is like whoever leaked that we had a pilot out there that we hadn't recovered yet, we are coming after them. America is coming after them. you made it hard on that pilot. You made it hard on the recovery crews. You created problems for us that didn't exist until it was you.

And then this Israeli reporter goes, it was me who leaked it. Crickets. Crickets fucking never mind. Actually, we're going to give you, actually we're going to give you the gate of the city is what we're talking about. You know what?

Trustworthy. It's a fact of been a mistake. You honestly be a retard. if you don't realize the extent to which this presidency, foreign policy, is just Israel. I do jail would like it. I mean, I hate it.

If they released a single Epstein file and it made, and it cleared him, still throw him in jail. Because he has betrayed America via his promise to deal with these huge issues and he hasn't. He's done the opposite. fuck him. He is the worst. I think he's done the best he can. A tough situation, Taylor. I don't think so. I'm not as, I'm not as forgiving as you in this regard. No. He's out there working hard for you and he's down on his knees like covered with calluses and all you can do is spit. You couldn't even offer the man a glass of water and some ointment for his swollen angles. If he's down on his knees, he needs to spit. He's crawling. He's crawling. He's crawling for America. You ever see those parishioners who, he's swollen? He's going. You ever see those parishioners who, he's swollen?

like crawl to the church on their knees to like replicate the suffering of Christ that's him he's our he's a modern day Christ like dude have you uh have you have you seen that shit in South America because I mean they're obviously very Catholic very Christian and they go hard in the paint for Easter

yeah like they will I saw the crucifixions I saw they literally had people volunteer to be crucified for years until eventually they were like you know this isn't this isn't so great.

They didn't. We're just gonna tie you up instead of nailing. No, I saw a guy get crucified yesterday. Really? I saw like a whole bunch of them walking through the streets and they had like big scary cactuses tied to their backs. Like like really long needles and you can see them like digging and they're walking in. I've seen them flagellate themselves, but I've seen them get full on crucified and hung up.

And then I saw one yesterday where the guy fell off like they fucked it up and he like falls off the crucifix cross, the crucifix. The cross? The crucifix? Like he falls off. It falls like meat and gets hurt. That's where we should send these Muslim refugees

right into South America. They're going to be like, whoa. And then those Mexicans are like, I'm not cool with these. Fucking, I'm going to kill him. I have a question for you as a Christian. On Easter, Trump tweeted that he was going to get Iran and ended it with like praise BLA.

Is that a special? offensive to Christians? Like I saw some people were like he's mocking Muslims. I took it differently and I might be wrong. I took it as he was trying to be like, we hate your government, not the people. That's how I read it. Me too.

It could have been written. It could have been written either way. But regardless, saying praise be Allah on Easter is remarkably offensive to Christians. It's like that. Like, are you serious? Like, this is one of the big days. Like, this is...

How do you think Jews feel about it? Is it more offensive to you? They're getting whatever they want foreign policy-wise. They're fine. They're fine. And they also make up holidays. At least the Muslims believe in Jesus. The Jews do things like, oh, I have, I can't work this week.

I have to celebrate. It's just, this makes it up. It's funny. Like, the Muslims get such a bad rap. But they believe in Jesus. They believe he was a prophet. God and it's not the Messiah whereas pretty sure the Jews

if you ask them who Jesus was they'll give you the same answer Jeffrey Epstein gave when he was asked on camera I believe he was a carpenter and then he does that scary grin he was a carpenter right he had a very spooky grin he was so scary

he looked like a demon man yeah yeah the if most Jews like the Harley Jews the the reform Jews they don't think either way. Like, they don't really care. They're not religious. Or, Kyle, am I wrong? I mean, you have to ask Harley if he believes in Christ. I feel like you'd get a canned answer, though. I'm not going to take sides on this one, guys. I'll see you later, though. Nice catch it up.

The Orthodox Jews. You're 100% right. The Orthodox Jews believe things about Jesus that are remarkably offensive compared to what Muslims do. They think that Jesus is like boiling an excrement in all. Like they, I didn't know that. I thought they thought he was just a regular person, maybe even a good-hearted one, just not supernatural. No, they think he was a magician who was lying about being the son of God and corrupting the Hebrews. And that's why the, what were they called the higher up Jews who like were like, no, Pharaohs. Ferrisis. That's what I was looking for. Yeah. And then, you know, the Pharisees were the ones like the Romans had captured Jesus. They'd take him into and pilots beating this shit out of him. And he's like, all right, that should wrap it up, right? And the Pharisees are like, no, crucify him. And that's where washing your hands of it comes into play.

Pilot literally washes his hands of it and says, all right, I wasn't going to do that. That seems hard in the pain. And I'm a Roman who controls Israel right now. I'm a tough guy. Like, that seems too much for me. I'm washing my hands of this. Pharisees, you want him crucified? It's on you.

That's your business. And Roman historians actually look poorly on pilot for being a pussy. They're like, this guy was bullied by a mob into executing a man who wasn't guilty of anything. Like, he clearly isn't built to rule. He doesn't know what's up. He can't stand up to push back. I thought his poll numbers went up, though. They had poll numbers back in the year zero.

0.5. Maybe they had poll numbers in the year 33 AD but I'm not sure bringing them all those

clay tablets fucking hell oh yeah Trump is fucking cursing and whatnot and his in his posts

on Easter you don't like the cursing that's how I know he's tough he was also putting in monstrophies after like fucking

which is something he's never done and it's like all right who's got his phone like well he's Well, he's never said fucking before.

Like, did you hear him say that Kim Jong-un? He's never written fucking before ever. I'm almost positive. And then, like, did you see when he said that Kim Jong-un called Biden retarded? I did see that. He's on microphone, on camera, and he's like, he's talking about, basically what he's saying is, you know who didn't help us? Australia, Japan, South Korea.

We have 50,000 American troops in Japan protecting them from North Korea. We have 45,000 in South Korea protecting them from North Korea. A place ran by Kim Jong-un, a guy who's been very nice to me. He likes me. You should have heard the things he said about Joe Biden. He called Joe Biden mentally retarded. Mentally retarded. Can you believe it?

He was really hard on Biden. I didn't like it. Mentally retarded. Never heard president say mentally retarded before. I was like, oh, that's another one on the list. That's in mute. That's new ground. It was funny to hear him call his predecessor mentally retarded, but also it's like another reflection of him just being surrounded by yes men all day every day.

Or do you believe Kim Jong-un told him that Joe Biden was mentally retarded? I mean, everyone knew Joe Biden was retarded. When Trump says anything, it can't be trusted, right? Trump could say gravity pulls down and I'll like, I'll need to check that. I don't, you know, you know, drop an apple real quick. I remember during his first time,

I wish I remember who said the quote, but they, they were like, I know Donald Trump. This guy lies so much. If you ask him what time it is, he'll lie just for the practice. And I was like,

that's a dope line. I like it. Now that I've seen him for 10 years, well, more than that, I grew up near him. But like, this guy lies so much

and so often, nothing he says can be trusted. You left so close to him. Are the hotel rooms nice or no? Yeah, yeah, they were. Like I remember, like I had, my teachers would work for him as dealers at his casinos in the summer and at nights and stuff like that. And they would tell stories. And some of them were like legends.

Like Donald Trump would come in, put a paperclip under something and then check the room after it was clean. The paper clip was still there. The maid gets fired. Like that's, you know, that's like the reputation that he had. That, you know, I think he was driving out of, um, parking lot. You know, the guy charges you for leaving the, uh, what am I looking for? The big concrete truck parking garage. Parking attendant.

Yeah. The garage, right? So the attendant, he was like, hey, how you doing? And the attendant is like, I'm good. I get out of here in 15 minutes. And he fired him on the spot. And, like, these are people's like livelihoods and careers. and he didn't.

Well, he's famous for doing the calculus when it comes to paying a contractor, right? Calculating his legal cost versus their legal cost if we go to claims court and weighing that against an offer of, say, 80% of what he owes them. I'll give you 75% of what I owe you. Or we take this to claims court. It'll cost you X, Y, and Z. And you might get zero. And almost everybody takes the deal. I think that might be the worst thing about him in regard to immediate relations with what.

working in middle class people is fucking over people who have already done work for you. That's Scrooge McDuck for no reason. That is. I always hated that about him and that's the Donald Trump that I knew. Like I forget how I knew.

It might have been a newspaper story that got public or something. But the guy had built all the cabinets, the slot machines sit on top of. Slot machines are like three or four feet tall and they sit on this cabinet. And after he built all those cabinets, Trump just didn't pay and you know he paid like half up front and then said that's all you're going to get

and the guy got fucked and that's just how Trump does business like I have the cabinets now you're not I have all the cards he would say it's the kind of thing he would say and he just fucks people over that's Donald Trump for my actual pay is what he's saying there

yeah yeah I've actually Kyle seems like he would know this do casinos actually make most of their money from slots or is that like a idiot rumor? I don't know. I don't know. The amount that they make from slots is pre-determined, right? Because there's an algorithm.

They know how much these things are going to pay on average. I always hear about these whales who come in, these Chinese guys who will come in and lose like $100 million over the course of three months. You would imagine that that would outweigh the slots. You know, there are these, these, these Asian billionaires who will come in and just really, I can't, I wish I remember the exact numbers, but there was this one guy who was a, a billionaire, and he let his wife go play like

Blackjack or something while he played this high stakes, like Chinese poker or something. And she was sitting with like a million dollars in front of her of just throwaway money just to keep her busy playing like $30,000 a hand blackjack, having no idea what she's doing. Just so she has like, that's her like fun activity while he goes and plays for like, $2 million a hand three card poker or some shit. So I asked chat GPT some questions. Slots are the most profitable game. Although if you compare the entire hotel business to just one game,

the hotels are more profitable than just slots. But gaming is more profitable than hotels. It's just you can divide it into six ways. Okay. I would be wondering about the games though. Like does the casino bring in more from, the slot machines, which there are hundreds and hundreds of, maybe even thousands in some casinos versus like the poker room versus the craft tables. So the most profitable, these are groups

are the slot machines. The second most profitable are the table games. And they're showing pictures of like Blackjack and Poker. Poker is also profitable, but not because of the winnings. It's more the rake. And sports betting is behind poker. It's, well, yeah, you don't play against out of date. And like Texas Hold'em, you don't play against the casino. You're playing against all the other players. The dealer is just there to serve the players. But they do, like you said, take a rake.

So if they did in it, sometimes it's a sliding rake. So however much money is in the pot at the end when one person wins, the dealer will be like, and 10 of that goes to us. They'll pinch the pot. You do it in private games, too, just to sort of fund the poker room you're at, pay for the cards, pay for the waitress, like tip her at the end of the night, like stuff like that. even if you're in like a barn or a VFW hall or a bar or something like that.

Pinch the pot. I've never heard that before. Yeah. I think it's a foxy way of saying, Rick. Okay. But yeah. If there is one group, hotels are the most profitable. If there was one game, it'd be slots. Yeah, it makes sense. This is not on any of that.

Yeah, yeah. Had enough trouble. Yesterday morning, my sum pump, had been sounding odd for a little bit. Yesterday at 5.30 a.m. I heard it go off in a way that to me was like, go down there and check this. And so I went down, checked the sump pump,

and it was putting bits of water out of it towards my new floor, my new framing and everything. And so I was throwing towels down. I was doing this. I immediately unplugged the sump pump to make sure it couldn't do anything else. And I called the plumbing company because they were the ones who had recently installed a new sump pump.

And I was like, I guess I was deliberate, but also a bit rude. And I didn't curse where I was like, this is unacceptable, unprofessional. I need someone out here today as soon as you wake up and hear this because this is beyond the pale. This is something that's just not acceptable from any sort of professional company. I've seen your reviews. You guys have high reviews. If you want to maintain that, please send someone out. So they sent someone out.

And thankfully, I think it's because I threw so much of a shit because the past time I did, they sent out some guy my age, some like 34, 35 year old guy. This time they sent out like a 62 year old like hardened guy. When I saw his bald head and gray hair, I was like, this is my guy. I want this guy. And so he goes down to you. And he pulls the top off the sump pump, which I had replaced after I was looking at it that morning. And he goes, oh, as soon as he looked at it, he goes, and I thought it was like a plumbing problem.

And he goes, there's a lizard in there. And I was like, is that a, is it breaking the machine? Is it like plumber talk for a bad gas? Literally. I was like, is that what's causing problems? And he goes, no. but and I'm really embarrassed to admit this the 63 year old man to me he's like

I'm really embarrassed to admit this but I have a phobia of lizards and like reptiles and things do you think you could reach down there and grab it and pull it out and I was like okay it's 810 in the morning and I'm reaching into my sump pump basin trying to catch this lizard and I just can't for the life of me get a purchase on it

because there's a lot of stuff He's alive. Yeah, he's alive. There's a lot of stuff in there for him to swim around. There's an amphibian, not a lizard. And so I go, all right, give me a second. I go upstairs. I grab a lacrosse racket from my brother's old stuff that's for some reason in my garage. And I go down there and I scoop him out and I pull him out and I grab them.

And then I walk him out to the yard and let him go. And then he proceeded. to fix the problem. But my God, that did not give me comment. Oh, and he also got spooked when, because right next to the sun pump area is my egress window. And I have two fake snakes set out there to keep birds away. Okay.

And he turned around. He goes, no. He was like scared of two fake snakes. And I'm like, they're fake, brother. And at this point, I'm like, I hope that I hope all this guy's skill points are in plumbing because clearly zero an animal wrangling because this guy doesn't have the sauce for for the rest of reality dude i'd have to fuck with him be like let let me know if you see a like a yellow constrictor because my girlfriend lost her snake down here about a year and a half ago he'd be

big by now you you'll spot him right away every once in a while i see him near the the lap pull-down machine he's massive he's friendly though. Hordid muscle, that guy. Just now, my friend goes, oh, my God, this super strike is insane. And I'm like, what? Did we start the attack early?

Tell me more. Like, I don't get it. He got a new mouse by Logitech. He's really happy with it. A new Logitech super strike. Is that what he was saying? Yes. That looks like. That's what it's funny. Yeah, I guess I'll be on the lookout for a massive attack the next hour and a half.

Oh, Shroud really likes it. Shroud has a mouse called the Shroud edition, and he prefers the Super Strike. It apparently is like clicking on a puff of air or something. The big thing is this. The delay in how long it takes you to click to, like, actually have it activated, is mostly like the mechanical travel about it. And this moves the actuation point. And there's no longer like a physical click.

It just sort of optically observes that it starts. And you can choose how sensitive it is. And it gives you haptic feedback. I think we're all familiar with that. So it's not an actual like, you know, metal switch banging back on your finger anymore. Like this was the 1970s. It's like a optical super mouse that you can just

barely hint at touching it and it starts to shoot. So the translation from initiating the shot to the shot going off is much faster. Enough so that people have to like recalibrate because unknowingly we've been adjusting for this delay all the time. But once you adjust to the lack of delay, apparently you'll be a CSGO pro. I'm told maybe get a few milliseconds. Did you order one? I might. I haven't ordered one yet. I wanted my friend. I think he got his today. Let's let him mariner. on it for five days or so. I'm so used to my mouse. I don't like changing to new hardware. It takes so long to get used

to it. I'm pretty slick with this mouse now. I don't want to change. Do you still have that Logitech with the heavy spin on the top? Or you can set it to heavy spin? Yeah, yeah. I sent you that picture the other day with my fucking Sage.

Cheers. I love this sage. For people don't know that. fits the video game. Is it phasmatobia? Phasmophobia. And he's hunting ghosts and you can burn sage and you're safe for just a few seconds. When I played a skate from Tarkoff,

what is the name of the painkiller you like put on your lips? Oh, yeah. You don't remember either? There's like a kind of Russian chapstick in the game and it lets you avoid a golden star. I bought five of them off Amazon. I paid like $30 for five chapsticks. But it was Golden Star just like in the game.

And I guess it's a Russian meme that like Golden Star fixes. Oh, Broken Bone, put a little Golden Star on there. And it worked its way into the game. And the cap's hard to get off. So when you go to grab it in game, he's like, like, uh, uh, hmm, like he finally gets it. Like it always takes some effort to get the thing open to use it. Did you try the Golden Star?

Like on your lips? Me? Yes. Yeah. I'm chickened out again. He delayed the strike for two weeks. Two weeks is like a verbal tick with this guy. Everything is two weeks from now.

His health care policies, the tariffs, the strikes, the whatever, everything's two weeks away. Yeah. Well, the important thing about setting tariffs globally is that you change the numbers constantly. You don't want to have a co-jerk plan where you come into it with a set number and then everyone re-evaluates their markets in response to it. No, no, no. You want to go 1%, 2%, a 50%? 100% 2,000% If I was to invest 5%

$500 million and say making new mufflers right here in America, I'd hope that the landscape changes every few weeks keeps us on our toes, right? I see both sides of it though. It's not dancing around. To try to like just get France to fix their tariffs on their wine

or whatever and be like, hey, fix this or things are going to be rough for your businesses. We can take it, but you can't. And in the short term, they fix it, I like that. However, like You said, if you're going to invest in manufacturing here in the U.S., let's say you're Japan, and then suddenly it makes way more sense to build these Honda in Iowa than it does wherever else they might be building them, I need a guarantee of like years of like a tariff rate. For sure. That needs to be the tariff. The tariff needs to be set.

You need to say, all right, you've got only 12% tariffs on this part and this load made in this location for the next 7.5 years subject to renewal based on X, Y, and Z. performance and also it will couple this with it with these data centers that you also like i need that's what a real deal maker does not don't trump is a bully like a real deal maker would understand those numbers and how and how to like make it make sense for both sides while like getting that manufacturing here but that's not what he wants he wants headlands yeah it's it's it's hilarious to be like we're setting tariffs at 5,000 percent from china and it's like well 5,000? Like is that we're doing?

Actually, we're doing no tariffs for China, no tariffs at all. Yeah, they offered me a great deal that I won't tell you about. A great deal that I won't tell you about. They had very nice things to say in private. The fake media won't tell you about my deals. And it's like, well, just fucking pick a number that makes sense. Let your eco-advisors pick something that makes sense to encourage manufacturing at home and also not destroy relationships with foreign markets.

It doesn't seem that difficult. Have you seen those BYD cars? BYD. It's the Chinese brand. Oh, is it? Chinese Tesla, you might call it. Yeah. They're incredible.

Like, they're cheaper and better than anything we make. Cheaper and better than Tesla? Cheaper than better than anything America makes. That's humiliating. I want to see that. Part of me wonders, like if B-Y-D were all over America, if we'd see their flaws. Our car industry would destroy.

It might be. I've heard that. But like, all right. 72,000. One. Poor E's. Is that one? No, he has one dash.

That's something else. When I see that, I think of like not quite Euro. Like, it's just some of their horse shit. I don't know what that. That is for sure. I also think it's not Euro, but I'm not sure. And I think the, is it a wand like way off? I'm not sure.

I don't know what that symbol is. A one would be way less. I feel like a wand on these. One or $6.5 for $1.9 million for a car. No, it's $6.5 is the conversion rate. 6.5. It would be like a $500,000 car. So that's not one.

Those would be $10,000. Those would be $12,000. Let's say like a $72,000. Well, the Chinese are not. Nothing if not honest. I mean, they're selling these things in vast numbers across the planet. There's no like fraud here. Oh, only that I think like, for example, Hondas, right?

Let's go back 20 years when I talk about Hondas. They look just like Toyotas from 20 feet away. But then when you look up close, it's like, oh, everything's a little cheaper. Everything's a little weaker. Everything's not quite. There's a reason Hyundai reliability didn't match Toyota's reliability. in 2006 or whatever. And I wonder what BIDs would be like,

if we really saw them all the time, are they better, cheaper, smarter, just in every conceivable way, or do we not see their flaws from a distance? Yeah. Is this a grass is greener thing?

Sure. Yeah, perfect. The Mexicans are loving them. The Mexicans are loving them? Are they, so, yeah,

I think they're being allowed into Europe, and I'd be interested in their opinion, right? because they're going to compare them to Porsche's, BMWs, Teslas and BYDs. So I think this car starts at $2,000. This car. This is the C-Lion or something.

Yeah, the C-Lion 06. Your Mike broke up just a second. What number did you say? This is a C-LIN06. I think this starts at like $20,000. I mean that. Look at the interior. It's a premium interior.

It's perforated leather. it's a nice slick console. It's got a couple screens, which say what you want. This is a $23,000 car, though. It looks like a $70,000 car. $23,000 American dollars. We can get this.

No, we can't because we have tariffed them, and we claim they don't meet our safety standards. These are in Mexico, though, and they'll be in Canada soon. 23,000. Look at the interior, the perforated seats that, like, this guarantee it's like heated seats it's like all the it's like the it's like the air convention it's lane sensing shit it's it's everything it's all the premium stuff stuck in a

23,000 dollar chinese car that looks enough like a lexas or at least like a mazda or something like that like this doesn't look like a 23,000 dollar car from the outside doesn't look like a luxury mobile but no i think this one because it's only 23,000 dollars if you look at their $50,000 cars, suddenly it looks like a $100,000 car. Oh, damn. Yeah, I would absolutely buy a Chinese car. You can do so much with the leaves.

You can do so much without the bourgeois class stealing and taking their fucking little bit every step of the way. Tesla has the highest margins in automobiles anywhere.

And it's just like, you know, fuck you man, fuck you like you're more electric cars are cheaper to make than gas cars. An electric motor is such a simple device compared to an internal combustion engine and it's simplified

the whole way through why are they more expensive instead of less? Because of the margins. Is it regulations too? Because I know I've heard people rip on American regulations where they're like the reason our trucks are gigantic is because they had to like adopt a larger like footplate or whatever in order to

qualify for their emissions. Yeah, I've heard something about that for like 7,000 pound trucks. I forget if it's emissions or, oh, I think it might be the miles per gallon. Like they don't have to meet the average, you know, cafe standards or something if they weigh enough because it's $7,000. They consider it a work truck and not like a mass produced thing. But then you get things like Ford excursions that are over 7,000 pounds on purpose so that they don't need to have good fuel economy. So the new version of that car that we were just looking at has a new battery.

It fully charges in nine minutes. That's crazy. From zero. No, no, from like fast power station, like those Tesla things you see. It would have to be. Well, China has them everywhere because they invest in infrastructure. Have you seen in China how they can. cover like the oceans with solar panels

and like entire mountain ranges. They cover entire mountain ranges with solar panels and it's an aerial shot of them. It looks like, it's like Lord of the Rings when they're showing you the misty mountains and you're like, they're so vast. I can see 25 miles or something in the distance. Everything is solar panels.

Like do you know how much like waste? The United States is mostly empty space. We're like a fucking atom. Like it's mostly empty space out there, especially in the American Southwest and out in the West. Just make a ton of nuclear power plants and in Minnesota. I like nuclear.

I think they are doing a thing. Nuclear's cool. They're doing many, they're doing many nuclear like things that now that I think are going to be the future. But why wouldn't all that just be covered in solar panels?

Why wouldn't you just cover? Why wouldn't you want free energy? That just comes from the sky. As long as it doesn't make, things don't grow on trees, but electricity does. As long as it doesn't make the setting ugly for people being around.

It's an ugly setting already. It's the, It's desert. Have you been to the southwest very much, Taylor? No. No. Oh, so I feel like I know it up close because I've had so many motorcycle rides through the most desolate parts. I have been in areas where I think I was the only human in like 80 to 100 miles.

Yep. In a radius. Like it looks like the surface of Mars. And I don't know if this is a bad place for solar panels because I don't, I'm not an expert in how power drops over miles travel. but I can tell you like you're not hurting anyone putting solar panels here and with the lack of water

I don't see anyone coming in the next 100, 200, 400 years It's a wasteland Well no one can't come It's a government land It's Bureau of Land Management most of that I don't know specifically Well I went 400 years on that

Like I just don't see it as a habitable place Yeah oh it's it's a way It's really not Las Vegas is spitting in God's eye Like Oh much less slush in Vegas territory. I don't know if you've been outside of Vegas to like the gun ranges and like the racetracks

and stuff. It's a desert. It's a, it's a desert. But when you go into New Mexico and you go off on, you'll leave a robe that was already a very little traveled road to another road. And nobody's been on this one. And then you'll branch off of that one through something that doesn't even look,

looks more like a path. And then you'll drive like as fast as you can in the rough terrain for 30 minutes in a four by four, cross a dried river, never see a tire track, and then, like, get up on, like, a Butte, and you can see in every direction, 360 degrees, like, far, and there's nothing. There's nothing. And it's all brown. Some of that should be preserved, because that's pretty cool. Oh, I agree.

I think there should be laws protecting it. I also think that it kind of protects itself. Like, I'm not moving there. There's no water. There's no infrastructure. There's no power. kind of neat but it also kind of sucks like it's great for like what we're talking about like if you're going to ride bikes

or if you're going to um like we were going to blow shit up and shoot machine guns like safely away from anyone might hurt it's perfect for that and also it's great to use and stuff it's pretty out there where are those uh where are the salt flats that people race that's Utah I've been on that yeah I rode my bike on it really how fast you get going Oh, as fast as that bike went, which was like 85 or something. So not crazy quick. No, not crazy quick. And it was wetter than it was in the movies.

Like there was like water and puddles and stuff that I was splashing through. I don't want to hit a puddle. Because I've watched all those videos on YouTube of people flying through the salt flats. And that's, that's pretty sick. Don't put any solar panels there. Keep that. Keep that neat. That's why. That's why I bury all my demonic items out there in that salt.

Oh, good thinking. Yeah. That's why I stole it from movie Warlock. Yeah. Well, good thinking on their part there. Yeah, yeah. It's terrible movie. Well, I think it's about dinner time.

It is. Well, I guess I'm glad Trump didn't bomb Iran. He called it off with an hour or so to go. This guy. What if he nukes them? What a weird way to conduct a war. just faints all the time. So gay.

But I also don't want him to do it. And so I'll be like, you're a fag for backing off, but that's also the right move. Like, you shouldn't do this. Yeah. If we're going to do it, go scorched earth immediately. Don't do this, you know, man-be-hanging.

They have been trying to shoot those missile launchers. They can't get them all because they have so goddamn many. And they're still making drones. It's not like they're not just, cooking out of bones every day. It's almost like what a lot of us have been saying for a decade, which is Iran is a real country, not like Iraq. I know it's time to wrap, but what we have done to Iran so far is absolute horseshit. They had a Navy that was 55 years old. They had an Air Force that was 55 years old given and sold to them by America in both cases. And those are the things

we broke. The things that cause problems, the drones, the missiles, etc. They're still a effective. They're still launching stuff. We, congratulations. You busted some cold war tank. That wasn't the problem in the first place. Yet that's the thing we're crowing about. We spent a billion dollars a day on a 55 year old airplane. Just on bombs. Yeah. Like forget, forget fuel. Like, like, what does the, where does the U.S. government get its fuel? Like, like, all that jet fuel they're burning. Like, what did they pay per gallon, I wonder. Like, I bet they pay more than Joe Schmo at a little airport somewhere filling up

his Cessna. I bet they pay some silly amount for it, and they are burning millions of gallons, probably. Like the amount of flights that you see Chris crossing the planet. It's incredibly wasteful. What we've blown on this little Iranian venture, we easily could have fed all the

homeless or housed them. We could have gotten every veteran who's on the street off the street. We could have, like, like educated that generation who's been literally retarded by the by the pandemic like by basically dropping out of school for two years or whatever they didn't spend that money on ukraine for nothing they're not going to spend this iran money iran money for nothing like it's just going to be the same shit firing money into special interest groups i don't know about that you're going to put you're going to hunt some ghosts tonight i may i'm going to eat dinner first

and then I have to fix a couple drywall things in the basement. Yeah, let me know I'm going to be hunt ghosts all night. I've ruined my sleep schedule. I stayed up to 8 in the morning last night. I'm hunting ghost tonight. I'm glad I'm not a ghost. PKN 607.