Painkiller Already - PKN 609

Episode Date: April 23, 2026

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Doing good. We started playing raft. We're rafting hard. Nice. I was hoping you'd try wind rose and let me know what you thought of it. You must have watched a trailer. One of the other guys played it. It's like single player only, I think, and it's kind of hand-hully.

It didn't look good to me. Oh, heck. Okay. Yeah. Like he refunded it. It was top of the steam charts when I suggested it and it was like getting a little hype train. And I know that there's co-op.

I just don't know how like what form that takes. Does that mean you bump into other sailors with an AI crew? I'm like 99% sure that like we can be on my boat together and go fight AI. But that doesn't appeal to me even a little bit. Okay. I like to I want pirate versus pirate. I want PVP. I want PVP. I want PVP. I want to shoot other pirates and board the veterans. vessels and blow them up and swashbuckle and all that good stuff. How different is it from the last time you played a bunch of?

We're talking about Windrose, which is a brand new game. Windrose. Okay. My brother's about obsessed with it. I'm seeing him online all the time. He hasn't been pulled back, whether it's good or not. Yeah, Windrose. And so that doesn't lead me to believe that he's loving it, that he hasn't, like, been

hitting me up being like, you have to buy this. So it's Windrosse? I thought it was Windrose. Windrose. Oh, I misheard you then. I've been calling it Windrose too, but I'm not sure. Windrose is also like a, I think it's like when you plow things or maybe you like, it's something to do with farming. Maybe it's when you're making hay. It's when you bunched it up with a with a hay rake or something. It doesn't matter. When you bail it. Yeah, before you bail it. Rap is fun though. I haven't gotten into like too much like content that I hadn't played before,

but we're still like a couple hours in. So we're, we just got the, like established and stopped starving and and how many potato stations are you up to Larry cooked so many goddamn potatoes and I'm like chill with the taters all right we got we got 75 baked potatoes in that box over there and nobody's touching them nobody wants them everybody's eating shark eating mackerel nobody wants that taters are coming up hot taters here nobody wants them better to have it and not needed though you know those 57 potatoes are going to come in handy at some point. They never will.

They need to be thrown away. No, no. There's definitely a lot of new stuff. Like we've got a smelter. We're smelting metal right now and making parts on the boat to make better things. I don't really remember there being a lot of content when we first started playing. Because we first started playing right as it came out or maybe even early access or something like that.

But yeah, it's so addictive. just collecting garbage anyway. I've got the big, the whole front of the ship is this garbage catchers already. So we're just raking the ocean clean of filth. It's like a, it's a good time. It goes from a lot of fun to you almost beat the game pretty rapidly, though, the way I remember it, where like you just are so flush with everything. It's like I could stand here to the point of death and just move my mouse minimally for the next 10 hours.

And I could never even come close to scratching all the shit I have. in storage. Yeah. There's rare items that you need to collect to like build better stuff. There's like tons of electronics now and there's like story and campaign stuff.

Like I saw some video of somebody fighting like mutated rats on an island somewhere or maybe even in a city. There's a lot more content added. I'm glad you didn't have to pay more, right? You didn't get DLC or anything. It just included it. Yeah.

It used to blow me away that PC games did that. Like, were you telling me you buy it and it gets better afterwards? Yeah. Now it's almost expected. Now they sell you a 50% done game and they'll be like, you'll fucking wait. I guess that's the other way to look at it. Raft, what I played it years ago, which I'm sure isn't nearly what it is now, was all I needed. It was like, I don't know how long it took me to beat the game, but I'll call it 20 hours.

That was long enough for what it was. I didn't want a 120-hour raft campaign, but maybe it'd be. cool. I like how cartoony it is too. Like it's just kind of fun and light like goof around game. I know I don't think you guys have played that, not Ark Raiders, but it's something called like Ark. I think it might just be called Ark Survival.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm familiar with it. Yeah. And I thought that was going to be like raft, but they spawn you in and you're naked like in the dark. Sometimes it's at night. And I'm like, okay, well, I need to you know, that's a much more hard for game. Punch a tree to get the wood, get the wood to make the spirit and like do all this stuff. And I was like, there's no way there are dangerous dinosaurs on this little starting area.

And I got fucked up like four or five times by real deal dinosaurs before I was like, this isn't fun. This is like real survival because I'm five minutes in. I'm collecting clamshells. And then there's a terrifying roar. And then I'm like trying to like keep an oak tree between us. It doesn't play that game. It comes right around, E2. Yeah, too much.

Marathon. Oh, go ahead. I like hardcore survival. I really like struggling to make a fire and stay alive. I've been playing a bunch of Daisy as well. Probably played like maybe two long sessions of Daisy, maybe 20 hours of Daisy or something like that. What's another one of those games?

Like, it's not that old. I think the Daisy standalone only came out a couple years ago, but obviously the OG Armamod came out in like 2012. And then they made their own standalone and like all PC games. Like it's always updating and adding stuff. And then there's modded servers the way there are in Rust. So the modded servers have like custom assets and custom maps and like everything is ridiculously different than vanilla daisy. But I'm playing vanilla daisy because I like the I like the struggle.

I like being out there with like trying to start a fire with shaky hands and I can't drink my sprite because it's frozen solid. And then some guy comes out of the bushes and shanks me in the throat four times and runs away. That's too realistic. games where I like need to sleep or I'm too hungry or thirsty. Like it's got to be a really fucking good game for me to over and like it. I like it. I like worrying about all that stuff and collecting stuff and mastering that little problem. And I also like, Daisy's crazy punishing. Like there is base building now, but I don't know how to do it. So when I die, all my stuff's gone. You know, whatever I've collected is just gone.

How often are you not like every 10 hours, every two hours? No, you know, it depends. Daisy is a lonesome game, so there'll be 200 people in the server, but you might not see anybody for an hour. Are they nice to you? Are they bullying you? It's a coin flip, you know? I usually try to talk and be friendly.

It depends how much gear you have and how much gear they have. If we can both kind of tell that we're just, we're wearing like bicycle helmets and hockey helmets, and like you have a hay fork, I think. We probably don't need to shoot each other in like, die you get all bloody in the street but like somebody's geared up they're just going to kill you and vice versa they might show you mercy it's a coin flip people aren't nearly as mean as rust like there's people are a lot more likely to want to role play and uh and like shoot the shit

everybody's got like fake names everybody's got characters i'm billy bob the kitty the kitty fuck how do you how do you do and you're like none of us like that he does that but we can't stop him i'm woody the kid I like you pop on into my base with the end word on over it. So I'm playing marathon a lot. And I don't, I'm not trying to claim that I'm better than 99.2% of the population. But like when I got my last achievements,

that's what it said. Like 0.8% of people have made it this far. Congrats. And, uh, something last week, it was matching me with like the best of the best. And it's so sweaty and I'm putting my tryhard pants on. I don't know what happened today, but everyone's like 40 levels below me. And it's like, this isn't fair to them, Bungy.

You, this isn't cool. I got a random. He's like, I've been trying to do this quest for 20 attempts now. My vault is empty. I'm broke. I like, stick with me, bro. I got you. I'm just wrecking entire teams,

1V3ing them with thermal scopes. And I'm like, these guys at Epic Shields, who wants them? And they're like, you earned it. You take the Epic Shield. Bro, I can't fit any more Epic Shields back in my fall. Take anything you want. We beat his quest for him. He was so happy.

I'm like Sherpaing people in this game. Bungee, you've got to stop matching me with the nubes. It's not nice. It seems like based on your smile, you're having fun. It was fun. It was fun. It was fun. It was a fucking gunslinger now.

I just want to be a fucking. games. Yeah, it was a good time today. But I don't have any free space in my vault. How's it doing? Because I know you said that their player base was struggling a little bit or any sort of rebound, any same trend, just like a little worse than flat. It went on sale today, which isn't a sign of weakness. Right. The arc Raiders went on sale six weeks in or whatever also. But I had this hope that being on sale might be a bump in the player base. I'm not seeing it. It is a great game. It looks and feels and plays like a $200 million game.

I'm loving it. But I'm so glad I'm not a game developer right now. Gamers are very tough crowd to please. I mean, people hated that game before it came out. Before it came out, they were just ripping on it. Just like they ripped on,

you know, High Guard, I guess. That game died in two weeks. Conquered. Every new game seems to get shredded by gamers. and then of course like the hackers the cyber criminals

like that's the gaming population is imagine if you had a pizza parlor and I'm like look at this fucking idiot his doors made a glass I just broke that shit so easy he's a he's the fool for making it for using a glass door that part of his walls are glass too

this is the worst pizza parlor ever I just take whatever I want like in real life you don't have to deal with that but in gaming you do You have to have everything figured out. It's not an exploit. I crouched jump behind the counter and steal the pizza. That's perfect.

The gamers would absolutely do that. And then they tell all their friends that you can do that. And that's just the world you'd live in. But anyway, I'm glad I'm not a game developer. I'm glad I'm a player and I'm having a blast with it. I'm thankful that my finances are not tied to bungeys. But I just get to play the game. Yeah.

Yeah. All these games, like Arc Raiders. Like I saw a graph of that the other day where it's like since opening day they've lost 80 plus percent of their player base and it's because people just short attention spans they don't want to play these same games

and grind like they have another game with longevity is like impossible now Art graders is too small I haven't even played Rust but I've watched 200 hours of Rest right like so I have a vibe for it and uh

Rust is a big game and they keep it fresh with wipes every week. Maybe it's not the perfect example because of the wipes. But these bigger, more complicated games with lots of social, they last a little longer. Like Russ does new content every month. There's new stuff. Like they just added, they're always automating things and adding electronics.

And people have sprinkler systems. And I think the sprinkler systems are meant to maybe suppress fires, but definitely to like water plants. You can have indoor weed farms and grow the hemp and turn it into paper or cloth and sell it. But they've put the sprinkler on the outside of the building and they're pumping irradiated water through it and spraying people. That's terrific. I was watching, so in Peanut, Peanut has this private rest server and he has a handful of Russ professionals on the server who have a really big impact. They do what they can to nerf the pros. but I saw a little short where the pro was talking.

And he's like, check this out. I think I was looking at a new monument. And the monument had a little cottage in it with beds that you could use. I don't know how shared beds would work. But he's like, I've been asking this, wanting this forever. And his friend is like, dude, you've got pull with rust. You've been in their offices in your underwear. He's like, I don't have this kind of motion.

Peanut asked for it. And it's implemented as a feature in the game, six days later. It's like, I guess you want Peanut to play your game. There's more to life than finding the perfect car. But finding the perfect car can help you get the most out of life. Like the SUV that handles everything from drop off to off road and the car that hulls groceries and hockey teams or the van that's gone from just practical to practically family. Whatever you want, wherever you're going. Start your search at AutoTrader. Canada's car marketplace.

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from binge all episodes exclusively on Paramount Plus. Yeah, I wonder what they added. It looked like a monument with a shack with beds you could use, and I'm not sure how that influences the gameplay. Like, you can respawn in a safe place. I don't know. I have no idea. I was watching Blueprint play Rust a couple days ago.

They've added an RV. So you've got this armored RV that you can drive. drive around the map and it's a spawn point in its own right so if he he drives up to where there's a gun fight and he gets out and if he dies he immediately spawns right back into the RV and grabs a kit and jumps out and he gets he's got like a second go at things but when he's at home he's got the RV parked in the garage so that's also two more spawn points so he just gets more lives because he has this thing but his neighbors are coming over and they're like beating up his RV and he's having to fight him three on one and he he he he he he

wins half of his 1v3s in Rust, like against good players when they're bad players. Man, when he bullies three players simultaneously, you're like, God, damn it, he'd do this to me too. This is what he'd do to me. And it would be so, it would be so disheartening. I would absolutely quit. That would be it. He like, these guys only have one door on their base. He makes Russ seem frustrating.

Russ is frustrating. Kyle and I enjoy games that have eyes and lows, and there's no highs if there's no lows. I was watching, so the pros are nerfed in Peanut Stream. They can only use arrows, but flaming arrows, I assume that has to help. And these guys drop a wall in front of them like Fortnite and jump fire arrows over the like Fortnite wall right in front of them

on moving targets who must be 60 meters away. And it's like, I didn't even see the enemy. And then you hear this, dick. I didn't even, no way that would, tick, tick. And they're just like a navy seal, like, peanuts down. Yeah. Cloaksie's down. You know, hutch is down.

And it's just like, they're just freaking, they're incredibly good. And I can see why they don't let them use guns. They would single-handedly change the tide. Jump shooting with a bow is not as simple as jumping and shooting with a bow. It's a, you have to time it correct. Is a gun?

Yeah. It's the same. No, no. You have to draw and release at the perfect time for it to even work because the game doesn't want you to do that. It's a skill in its own way.

I mean, there's clips of people reacting to his kills and they're just like, oh my God, oh my God. There's another level. And the amount of hours people have in Russ, like,

I would say if you had 1,500 hours in rust, thousand you're kind of a noob and you know these guys are deep into the five digits on their rest experience yeah there's guys with 15 20 000 hours in that game um they've been playing it for a decade consistently for a living and they were already got good gamers to begin with like so they're on another level like h tune is incredible um when you watch those guys who are at the top of that game play it's like oh man i'm glad they're not my service These guys would just bully the shit out of me

They're on another level Rust is incredibly deep There's so much to do in Rust You could play a whole seven day wipe And never see the other side of the map Never see three quarters of the monuments Never do a lot of stuff I like to be on the water

I really like the water stuff and rust It feels safe when you're in the water Nobody's in a bush nearby There are scuba steves though Some people go hardcore They get that scuba tank And they fucking swim They'll come up under

you'll take you and your boys hop in your your little motorized boat and you sail out to this oil rig and jump on the oil rig and fight your way through it killing NPCs that are tough and at the top you open this lock crate that takes like 10 minutes to open and it air drops like 10 or 15 super NPCs to fight you and you've got to like run away from them and sort of like peek up and shoot them a couple times and run away

and everybody's got a team shoot they've got so much help but scuba steve's coming and you can't hear him coming we're listening for a boat scuba steve don't make no noise he just makes a little blah blah blah blah blah have you ever scuba steved

no I'm not good enough to scuba steve I'd be wasting a scuba take I'd get there and they look like kill me they take the scuba tank away it takes forever to acquire the tank and the goggles and the flippers and not to mention the wetsuit

like these are items you have to find you don't want it bad they take a lot of helicopters to the oil platforms, but there's another one that's a ship. And you know, have you done this where you go in the cargo? There's one where you just, you go into a shipping container, you know, the, like, is it a connex box? That's what I'm looking for.

And then you just wait and you wait. And eventually it gets noisy and it starts shaking. And they're taking the conics box and loading it onto a ship and then you come out of it and you start attacking. It's pretty neat. Do I have that right? Do I get it all right? No, I don't know what you were describing.

So there's a, there's a big boat, like a big shipping container boat that does a lap around the island. And you have to go with a boat and like, like take it over. Like you drive alongside of your boat and you climb up the ladder. And as soon as you like get to the top of the ladder, NPCs are waiting. So you have to watch it. They go in the Connix box at the loading dock and just wait. And it's like 15, 20 minutes of doing nothing. That's a new feature then.

Yeah. That's a thing. If there's a way that they like load. a ConXbox onto that ship or something that's something I've never even heard of it's some new stuff I haven't played like a year and a half actually I played yes I played the day before yesterday but we played before yesterday but we didn't play rust rust we went into like a practice server where you do like 1v1s

and we play Newtown we did like Newtown 2B2 get the rust off to get the rust off of rust it didn't come off a bit it didn't come off a bit it was I really struggled. It's a lot easier to shoot now. They used to have really complicated recoil patterns that you had to memorize, and now the AK just kind of goes up and to the right, like a

called down or something. I could counter that. Oh yeah. It used to be literally like this, you're drawing this zigzaggy pattern with like, it wasn't, and to see counter strike has that too. It's like down a bit and then diagonal left,

diagonal right, diagonal left only halfway and down. That's the pattern and I know it because I practiced it but intense game situations I might as want not have practiced it I just you know in the circus when they throw the knife at the person and they do near misses all around I'm kind of that guy yeah you're tracing them I just ate at her mass and the bullets get nearby you've ever seen like 1920s like 1930s, like early video clip of some lady throbbing

knives at like her own four-year-old daughter like standing there in front of a board. Dude, that's someone should have stepped in. So she just went up with this. Kind of, you reminded me of this. I watched a reality TV show where the guy was like a modern day

Barnum and Bailey and he had a freak show. So he had some things that were like double-headed snakes and salamanders and stuff. and his daughter's like, I want to get into sword swallowing. And her dad's like, everyone knows what this means. Everyone has the same imagination. And my daughter wants to be a sword swallower. And she was.

And she got up there deep-throated sword after sword after sword after sword. All dad watched on. I mean, that's the best possible outcome that she just becomes a throat goat. because otherwise it's you perforate your insides and die horribly and I guess so I guess so I was watching impractical jokers the other day

and the punishment was he had to pose in front of an audience as a sword swallower and he can't do it a bit like as soon as he sticks it in it's like when you're brushing your tongue with you're like a-h-ha-h-ha-h like he just failing with two inches every time

and they paired him with a professional lady sword swallor swaller who's like taking baseball bats and shit like that down at the road and then he can't do any he's like for my next trick a one inch piece of rebar and he's like

and he's like my father in the audience and it really is they've invited his dad to the audience to watch his son gag on rebar is it like a very like friendly show like a good vibe silly show where they make fools of

themselves. They don't like both. They're never that they were never that prank show where it's like, here's the prank. I'm going to go harass people at a restaurant and like fuck up their meals. It's like it's always them making a douche of themselves. They're the joke. That's why it was successful. Some of their punishments like my palms and like the souls of my feet will be sweating where they'll be like, you have to go up there, Mur, you have to give a speech at this woman's wedding and only the bride and groomer in on it. And here's a whole list of sexual innuendos that you used to fuck her. She's wonderful inside and out. Yeah, she's wonderful.

I should know. It was disgusted and he's up there like, oh, oh. That one doesn't bother me. I would do one of those every weekend for fucking three months rather than spin the wheel of piercings that Murr had to do. He has to spin the wheel three fucking times and either he answers a question correctly or, or whatever he rolled gets pierced. And his dick is on there, nipples are on there, belly button, ears, nose. And I think that's probably it.

And he doesn't know the answer to like two or three of the questions. Both nipples end up pierced. And then his belly button. If you're picking, Kyle, where are the ideal places for you to get pierced? Ears and nose. You can't just choose fingernails. Hears and nose for sure. Yeah.

Okay, because I was like, I might pick belly button because it's very private. I get to have a belly button piercing and like live a normal life. No, he had to wear a midriff exposed thing. And his piercing and his piercing double chain that came down and connected the word sexy. He was like, it doesn't look good. He's got it. is it true am I sexy with this I mean when they had to do then they had to pick each other's tattoos that's probably the worst one because they all went mostly silly with it and like kind of did inside

jokes that wouldn't be horrible where it's like oh they one guy little flying squirrel on mur because they joke he looks like a flying squirrel and he just did a challenge of of jumping out of a plane so at least that fits but then sal I don't know who picked for him but he had like a full size like portrait of Jayden Smith on it. Is it Sal or cute? One of them... Because he goes, what does it have to do with me?

There's a later... There's a later episode where, I can't remember what it is. I think his challenge is he has to take his pants off in front of this person. It's something. It doesn't matter. But in any case, he's like, yeah, I got a bad tattoo once. No, no. He's like, hey, I got a tattoo of my son. I don't think it

looks quite right. Check this out. And he pulls his pants out. He's got Jaden Smith on his left. left thigh at like 12, like a 12 year old Jaden Smith. And then he's like, you think that's bad. Check this out. And he pulls his pants down on the other side. And it's Jaden Smith at 18 years old. They're incredibly well done where you're like, that's Jaden Smith. That's Jaden Smith.

You're like photo realism tattoos. Yeah. That's got to be horrible every morning getting out of the shower. Like, ugh. I wonder how he's doing now. Like, Jaden Smith got a bit of a boost when his father's career was super hot. Now his dad isn't hot, let alone Jaden. He's doing a charity thing now.

He's doing like some sort of homeless clothes or homeless meals. I can't remember which. Maybe he's got like a food truck that feeds the homeless. He's doing some shit like that. Some sort of philanthropic nonsense. I'm not sure if that's amazing or stupid. like it's better than doing nothing i guess he's and i don't want to see him in a movie ever again like like like talk about a nepo baby like yeah did you see after earth

the movie they were in together i've heard a lot about it but no it's directed by im knight chamelon it is not a standard enate chavalon with the big twist at the end basically will smith is a spaceman from another planet who who is like the ultimate soldier who fights the monsters that they fight because the monsters are blind but they smell fear. And Will Smith doesn't feel fear. So he just like ninjitsu's them with this space spear. And it's like, why don't none of us have guns or aircraft?

Never mind. Forget all that. I'm not feeling fear in a survival scenario is a tremendous detriment. You're going to die. He has no fear so they can't smell him. In this particular one where it makes him invisible. Yeah. So Will Smith and his son crash land on Earth.

And apparently we haven't been on Earth for 10,000 years. And Will Smith says the stupidest thing. everything on this planet has spent the last 10,000 years evolving to kill humans. It's like, no, because there are no humans here for the last 10,000 years. What you just said makes no goddamn sense. Anyway, the trailers don't show you this, but what happens in the first 10 minutes is, maybe 15, they crash on Earth. Will Smith breaks his leg badly, and he doesn't have any space splints. Yeah.

Yeah, no space medicine. And he's like, we've got to set up a beacon to call for help from planet bullshit. So I'm going to need you. And he like pulls up this futuristic topographical map. He's like, you have to get to this mountain top. And so the whole movie is Jaden Smith trying to get to a mountain top to plant a beacon. And Will Smith's like sitting like all broken legged like good look. Are there like Will Smith like flashbacks like a slumdog millionaire throughout it where he has to where Jaden has to like get past different obstacles?

Yeah. And then he pictures his dad giving him sage advice back on, you know, space planet. Oh, no, he's a terrible father even in the movie. So, like, no, he's just a stern disciplinarian who didn't. I don't feel fear, which translates also to, you know, make it or don't. No, whatever. I don't feel a lot for that matter either. Good luck, kid.

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Was that all that he was ever in? No, he was also in another Will Smith movie. It's the one called The Pursuit of Happiness, where Will Smith is like very poor and like living in like public bathrooms and stuff. I heard that was sad and inspirational. I didn't hear it was good.

It's good. I heard it sad but not good. I saw when it came out 20 years ago, but I thought it was good at the time. Will Smith's all crying and like like struggling really hard and trying to sell medical equipment. Oh, the pursuit of happiness? Yeah. Yeah.

I saw that a couple times. Did he win an Oscar for it? I'd be surprised, but maybe. I don't know, Will Smith's career. He got an Oscar for something, I think. I thought seven pounds. Was it seven pounds? Or was that the one of,

do you know what I'm talking about that movie? Maybe it was eight pounds, something like that. It's one of those. Yeah. Yeah, spoiler alert. Really, really good, I thought. Oh, you didn't like it as much as me, it seems. I was probably 25 when it came out.

I was probably more into something that wasn't as sad and slow and depressing, you know, like in the end, he kills himself with like jellyfish or puffer fish toxin or something and like in a bath of ice water so that his organs can be harvested. And it's like, what a downer. Did he do something bad that he was trying to atone for? Is that the core of the movie? It's been too long. Yeah, I think that I'm right, but I'm not positive.

and he would do these really, really amazing acts of kindness in it. But it wasn't obvious what he was up to for the bulk of the movie. It was really good. He was texting and driving and he killed seven people in a car crash or six strangers and his fiance. And it is seven pounds. You were right on the number. Okay. This doesn't sound uplifting.

Watch bad boys. Dude, it's really good. Bill Smith movie, Bad Boys for life. Boys, is he retired now? Like, does Will Smith do anything? He just made Bad Boys 4. Like, it was a hit. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it was a hit. It did really well. I liked it. I was, like, I liked the Bad Boys movies.

I think it was a smart career move to retreat into his chorus of course, and then try to expand from there later. You know, if he had done another, like, dramatic role, they might be more inclined to hate on him. Or another, like, PG-13 sci-fi action movie. movie or something. Oh, gosh. He's done way too many of those that are bad.

Yes. Wild West, you're thinking. I'm thinking too. I was actually thinking of... It was pretty stupid. I've seen that one. Yeah. I was in this... Talk about it. He has one where he has...

Oh, did he direct it? No. He was just ripping on it. Here, I'll just do it real quick. He was talking to this director, and I guess he, like, was maybe going to be the script writer for Superman or something like that. Kevin Smith has a in-depth knowledge. knowledge of comic books. So they often get him to either fact check scripts or write scripts or something. Okay. And this guy is like, hear me out. We're going to get a giant mechanical spider.

Superman will fight him. And he's like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, this is a bad idea. And then later Wild Wild Wilderrest comes out and the guy managed to squeeze his giant mechanical spider into this Western. But he had been like the hatching that idea for a long time. Kevin Smith tells the story well. He just has the spider and he's like, well, I mean, it's got to fit somewhere. I was at an age with Wild Wild West where I should have been the target demo and even I watched it at like 13 or whatever. I was like, this is horrible. I thought it's a major arc.

I thought it was okay. You're right. I thought it was super duper bad. So it's got Selma Hayek, I think. She shows her ass. I appreciated that. I like that guy he's paired with that's funny.

I thought the movie was funny and lighthearted, and I liked Will Smith a lot. I liked it at the time. I certainly recognized that it is a four film. More of a guilty pleasure. And I like the big spider. I like the big spider. I think it's funny.

I wonder if people are saying about euphoria. Do you know? Oh, yeah. So I guess. Yeah. So what they're saying is that the writer or director or showrunner or whatever, that it's just about his fetishes now or his kinks and stuff like that, I think. Has it gotten sexier?

I think it's gotten like weirder and kinkier. I've never seen an episode. So it's because, you know, it is about like 17 year old. Oh, here we go again with this. I bet if you look to the demographics, it really skewery. down toward the over 40 like group of adult men. I think this is like a Gen Z girl show.

Oh, I misunderstood what you were saying at first. A Gen Z girl show? Maybe. I don't even know. I don't think it's for us. I think, I mean, I've seen. It was pretty good. Like, the best character's name,

I think it was Fez. He's a drug dealer. It's a dude. And there's a girl, the one Tom Holland's married to. Zendaya. She strung out and her relationship with her drug dealer and how he like stopped selling and like doesn't know how to handle it and like maybe does sell just to make sure she doesn't buy someone else's even more and worse. And then the drug dealer

is actually pretty insightful on like, you know, the meaning of life and deep things, which you wouldn't expect from the looks of him. I thought it was a good show. I've never watched that one I've seen stills from this season Kyle makes it out to be sexier than I recall Like I A lot of A lot of kink

A lot of a lot of sex A lot of nudity A lot of older age nudity I haven't seen the current season I was talking about season one But but There's literally zero underage nudity But okay

Aren't they all like 17 year olds No they're all like older Like the actors I'm talking about They're in their 20th actors, but the characters are children. Oh my gosh. They're in high school or something. It's about like sexy high school kids having sex, right?

And being all depressed and wanting to kill themselves because they're too pretty privileged or something. I don't even know how old they are. School does not play a big role in this show. They're not like stressed about tests. It's not that. Sydney Sweeney in this season is as an only fan. Sydney Sweeney has an only fans of this season.

And so I've seen lots of pictures of her as like a dog. She's like wearing the leash and she's got like a whole like dog costume and he's like ha ha ha, like like panting. I read somebody was upset that she appeared in like her own lingerie or swimsuit line or something. Like she's pimping her own stuff on the show. And I'm like, this is not the sort of thing I get worked up over. I don't care. Yeah.

Yeah. I might check it out because I saw the first two seasons and thought it was good. But I don't know. Not for me. I it's not sure if it's good this year yeah I don't know if it's good I know that people don't like it and they're very upset at this showrunner

because of his like they're they're keking shaming him hard he's made the show about his own shit apparently that's what Reddit says but I've never seen an episode and I don't I don't know much about it yeah you have to have a really interesting premise for me to like get into like a high school drama it's not a high school drama

it's Kyle is so misrepresenting this it's I just said it's not a high school drama it's closer to like rent to me like loser losers who are all going to end up in prison navigating the first part of their life is like

a better description yeah I've only seen the stills of people saying what Kyle said where they're like this showrunner is a fucking weirdo why is he ever sucking a bink like dressed up like a and it's like

you're gonna have to ask him that one I bet he was deliberate on that that scene I bet it wasn't a serendipitous and some of her like poor Sydney Sweeney they're making her act like a whore and it's like I don't think they're making her do anything I think she likes

she likes getting them big old titties up for everybody everybody has seen them titties I see her at a ward shows them titties out I've seen so much goddamn cleav which I've seen her tities so many times and so many movies like every movie, every show in euphoria, there's titties. It's just constantly

Sydney Sweeney's titties. She is not shy. There's like an it girl of like this is the hottest person in Hollywood for these three to eight years in a row. That person doesn't do zero tities, but they're kind of keep it at a minimum. Like I think about Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence showed her boobs, but it wasn't like film after film after film.

you're bombarded by J-Lo Picks. That's special circumstance, though. She's trying to take back ownership of the fapening with Sidney. She is not a list. She is B-list at best. And she's never had a movie make turn to profit. Every one of her movies loses money. She's done like six movies.

They've all lost money. She's an internet titty horror. Like Natalie Portman is a good example then. Natalie Portman is another like cream of the crop actress. but how many like sex scenes does she do more than zero right but it's not like every film Natalie Portner is Sidney Sweeney's this thing if Sidney Sweeney was an only fan's model and she probably is and proves me wrong but she would be the one who shows her junk on day one doesn't not a slow roll no slow role right just like it's all about the custom vits

we're dropping anal right out of the gate on this one and say no too like If they don't want to do a role, they can be like, no, I actually don't want to do that. Like, they can't force you. Like, it's not like they made Russell Crow be a gladiator. Like, you're going to be a gladiator. Like, you have to. Like, you can, they can turn it shit down, right? I thought Sidney, Sweeney was, I'm not saying Kyle's wrong because this is the kind of thing Kyle knows well.

I just thought she was a bigger star because in my little universe, I hear about her all the time, her jeans, ads, her, she's in euphoria. Like, she's on my screen more than Jennifer Lawrence. To be fair, her movie that's out right now, like her brand new movie, The House Made, um, that she's in with, um, I can't think of, I can't think of the actress's name, but she's big,

a guy, pretty girl, who's a better actress than Cindy's, Amanda Siegfried. Amanda Siegfried. That movie is making, uh, a lot of money. It's grossed 300 million worldwide against a $35 million budget. So this is her first hit that,

and it just happened. Okay. Yeah, good for her. Yeah, she's not hurting for work. And I'll watch anything that she's in. And you can't use my screen to determine who the biggest stars are. Like, yeah, Sidney's sweetie and Bianca Sensori are really the It Girls of Hollywood. People can't get enough of those two.

Which people. Ah, could be anyone. Could be anyone. Brad Pitt. Is that guy still work? I'm fucking, no. Who's to say? Yeah.

I saw that alien movie with Rotten Gosseling Project Hail Mary. Have you seen that yet? Oh, how was it? It was, I'm not going to spoil, but it was. No, Kyle hates to go to a movie. It was all right. I'm prepared. It gives him anxiety.

He likes to know the twist, so he doesn't get stressed. It was one of those movies where at like three different points in the last half hour, I was like, and that's it. but it did the Return of the King thing except without the payoff where they just opened back up and I'm like oh man this really could have been a crisp two hours instead of like it it drones on for it

but overall this is pretty good entertaining so I think you guys will like it I know that they've extended the theater run because it's doing so well I can wait like I'm not impatient about that anymore and I haven't been to the movies in several years now but every time I see someone on Reddit

being like, it's not this that killed the movies, it's the snacks. And they show their receipt. And it's like, $9 for a small Coke, $11 for a large Coke, like $17 worth of popcorn. And the tickets, the tickets were $25 a piece. And it's like, by the time they're done, they're into this movie for like $95 for a dad and his son to see, like, might have been the movie we're talking about. And I'm like, fuck all of that. I'll buy my girlfriend and I like two really nice filet mignon's and pay $20 to like rent it on Amazon in a month. Like I can wait.

Go to CVS beforehand. Wear a coat. Loat up. Hypothetical single Woody would judge a date on whether she thinks I'm cheap or whether she's a good partner in crime. Like hey, get your big purse. We're going to the movies. All right, Woody. I hear you.

I'm on the, I got your wave legs. Like, all right. all right, this one could be a winner. I get it, Woody. I'm in to save money too, but this, I'm just saying this is a lot of Sabarro. There's a lot of pizza in my birthday. Bring your big purse.

We're going to five guys. I can just imagine like cracking up, cracking open a can of Coke, and that guy shows up with a red flashlight. Those outside beverages, you got outside beverages. Fuck, told you.

Told you. Not to get tops. You're just trying to be like, like trying to cough like a bottle opener like oh you this wasn't from here have you seen the

the clip from the movie theater I heard Shane Gillis talking about this and they played the clip and it's it's Oppenheimer and the nuclear weapon is about the atomic bomb is about to go off for the first time

and Oppenheimer's like looking through this porthole with his dark welding goggles and it's like three two one and then some guy that he goes, like farts, like rips a loud fart.

And then you hear somebody just go, just trying to hold back like contagious laughter. Because this guy is like clearly purposefully timed to fart. Oppenheimer is probably on stream being like, my God. It's a giant flash of life. We're witnessing now. Now I am become death, destroyer.

I still haven't seen that one. I haven't either. I've heard it kind of sucks. It's my understanding that some of the people who liked Oppenheimer just were like virtueing that they like long, slow, complicated movies. I don't mind long, slow, complicated movies. You might. I feel like I wouldn't like it.

Yeah. They can't meander for no reason. Like there's got to be a payoff. It's got a great cast. It does. It does. But I've heard many times, like, this was a 90-minute idea. It won seven Oscars.

Tell me what you think. After you see it. It won best picture, best director, best actor, best actor, best-worthy actor. How'd Barbie do? Money-wise or Oscar-wise? Oscar-wise. I wonder if it got anything. Maybe from music.

Let's see. Did Barbie win any Oscars? Did you guys see that? I didn't see that one. not. Yeah, Barbie won one Oscar. It was for Best Original Song, yeah. I'm seeing six, but... It was nominated for six. No, he's nominated for eight. And it won one. Okay, I am seeing that now that I scrolled better. Yeah, I saw the Barbie movie. I didn't

like it. I thought the movie... I'm... If someone on Spotify hasn't watched 10 years of this, I'm not that guy that like hates woke movies or like looks for wokeness or whatever, but I couldn't not see it. That movie hated men. It was all about how like men run the world, women need to run it instead. And then women get in charge. They like fuck it up. And then like in the end they decide women should still be in charge. And I'm just like this is awful.

I, they basically hated men for. no other reason than their manhood. Yeah, it's the girl power movie. To take away the right to vote. Shut it down. I mean, you either sign them up for selective service or you take the right to vote. I don't see an in-between.

We'll go back to let's make even fewer people allowed to vote. Yeah, even fewer people should be allowed to vote. Let me have said, we all witness the last election. Don't you think there are too many people currently allowed to vote?

There are easily full people voting, that's for sure. People who are susceptible to con men. Only net taxpayers. Only net taxpayers. What about family members and stuff? What if your wife doesn't work? No, those are the dovetails with Kyle. Just got to be for the boys again.

I don't think women should be able to vote because they're not signed up for selective service when they're 18. Like we were. that we were under the gun to be drafted and sent overseas to fight for the country, they don't bear that responsibility. I don't think they should get to vote. I don't think they should get to choose the commander-in-chief who may or may not send me to go fight their war for them while they sit here and, I don't know, fuck some Romanian immigrant or something like that and watch Barbie.

This movie is wonderful. just saying that to get a pussy not good it is boring well your boyfriend die overseas he comes back with the legs but that Ryan Gosling so charming even here I think right

he was good in Project Hail Mary I like Ryan Gosling in everything Have you seen Driver Drive? I've seen yeah Maybe it is Drive Yeah where he's like the taxi be where he's an autistic driver

and he stomps that guy to death in that elevator. He wears a cool jacket. Fuck yeah, he does. You got that scorpion on the back. Every now and then I look at that jacket I'm like, you're not cool enough to pull that off, Kyle. No, I'd look like a fucking idiot. If I try to wear a cool Ryan Gosling guy on Etsy who makes them. They're perfect. He makes that exact jacket.

Oh, that's so cool. You should do it. I mean, you're a jacket, man. Dude, he shows up with a toothpick. He's got that scorpion jacket and he's all autistic and weird and just quiet I drive love that movie when it came out all about it I want to get like a high-vis

cart heart jacket and cosplay as someone who works for a living but it's clearly too clean he's just waving people in just at Wawa acting like I'm tough

you know someone's eventually going to have to tell this guy he can't just hang out the home and guard section all day. Moving grass seed from back and forth. I'll just walk back and forth on highway construction, but I'm clearly too clean. Flipping a coin.

I've been sending those King of the Hill memes. My favorite one, it's like, it's when Hank Hank gets, he's on a flight and he's chosen to be in like the emergency exit row. And the guy next to him cracks open a beer and says, sir, I love

beer just as much as the next man, but we're on duty. The guy just looks at him and keeps drinking his beer and Xero and Hank's ringing the bell. You've had it, mister. That's great. You need more sense of duty guys like Hank

out there. Taking care of business, being really weird about things that aren't that important. like grill styles, propane, charcoal, which, you know, flavor-wise. I like smoke. I smoke my beans. Like, I've smoked frozen pizzas. I got a pizza stone to do it.

I smoke all sorts of stuff. I don't know how much I'd like the frozen pizza smoked. I'd have to try that. I did it. It's pretty good. How long does it take? I don't remember about the same amount of time. I like Google.

Same amount of time is a toaster oven? Toaster oven. Yeah. Pizza's good in a toaster oven because it doesn't make it all soggy. I just put it in the real oven. In any case, I spoke a few of them. Those are pretty good. I use a pizza stone.

But what was really good is like when I make barbecue, when I make like pork or something, I'll take like a pot of baked beans and put that in there and just smoke those. And they come out so smoky. I love it. Is there a difference between the toaster oven and a real oven to the food? Maybe that question's phrased weird I'm not a cooking person But I think it's just time to heat up right

Because they're both convection ovens Is that true? I believe so In my case one's propane and the others like Really hot electric rods You know the toaster Yeah Does the food care?

I don't know Probably not So it's the same way like airfriars You're just convection ovens again Like it's just It's faster You've never seen a to Like on TV

They're good for those little Red air air vans is core to how Jackie cooks. Like it's one of her more used appliances. Is it big though? The ones we had when I was little, it's like, you couldn't fit a regular pizza in one of those.

Yeah, I think of dorm rooms when I think of toaster ovens. No, you would be eating slices. I don't think you couldn't fit a large pizza in it in ours. I should probably start using that then. I was thinking, I'm like, I've never bought a pizza so small. It takes six hours to finish dinner. It's going to have a meal. Come up at a time.

Just standing there staring. This is worse than my solar oven idea. Oh, it's not even hot. Yeah. Like all the things that the microwave makes kind of rubbery, toaster oven does better, and it's a similar experience. I don't microwave much.

Like, the main thing I use, I'll defrost meat with the microwave, and whenever I do, like, Mexican food, I'll steam my tortillas in there. I'll take wet paper towels and, like, wrap the tortillas up

and steam the fuck out of them. Mm-hmm. But like if you wanted to heat up French fries, the microwave would just make them terrible, right? Air-bri-air, air-friar I can see being good, too, but a toast-roving would get it done well. Sure. Yeah. Microwaves are bad at reheating many, many things. Unless it's like a water-based food already.

Like if you wanted to reheat mashed potatoes, toaster, I'm sorry. Microwave does that really well. Yeah, you got soup or something that'll do it. But whatever happens to. potatoes in a microwave is just or like any sort of processed potatoes is like this is rough like potato wedges fries you can't do that oh yeah yeah yeah yeah he's all that baked potatoes i i can clearly taste the difference between an oven and a microwave baked potato yeah i can't do and it just feels like you know what is life that i'm microwaving a baked potato

or microwaving a potato for like seven minutes and then eat it like come on take the hour throw it in the fucking thing just start your meal 40 minutes from now instead of concurrent to it but i have mistimed it where it's like well i guess i guess we're having potatoes for dessert the rest of my meal first that's what the harder parts about cooking a big dinner is making everything come out at the same time figuring that timing out but warming tray helps a lot with that. Some microwaves will keep your food warm and not destroy it. We used to have a oven where like the, you know, underneath the oven, usually there's like a lot of storage for like different flat cooking sheets and stuff. Ours had a warming drawer down there and it was kind of nice. Yeah. I just,

I could put my oven on 150 sometimes and keep like a casserole or whatever like hot while some other stuff finishes off or whatever. In this scenario, she's cooking with the oven and using the warming one to keep everything ready at the same time or she just put the plates in there yeah and then the plates come out warm i've been watching this youtube channel called like doctor insanity and it's body cam videos but they tell you a whole story about like a really horrific crime like from beginning to end from the first 911 call all the way to the sentencing and and it came on and the 911 call starts and it's like oh my god oh my god i need some i need help at the end of helm street and ninth

he has a guy with a samurai sword he has a samurai sword he's chopped these people up and I'm like I've seen this one because I saw this video last week where this guy went insane and chopped a bunch of people up with a samurai sword and they're like his hand is off

and I'm like yeah I've definitely seen this when I remember hand was off and they're like it's two old men and I'm like wait this is a completely different and unrelated samurai attack in which hands have been cut off All right, you've got my attention now. And this, I don't think they ever explained the reason why this 6'4, 225-pound college athlete,

engineering student, a clean-cut white kid, went insane and got off his motorcycle and chopped two old white guys with a samurai sword, killed one of them, the other one survived somehow. Then he went and stabbed some other guy and killed. killed him with the samurai sword, like in an apartment somewhere. And then he broke into an old man's house. And the old man was ready for a home invasion because the news was saying, samurai killers on the loose. So the old man falls asleep in his easy chair.

But he's got his Beretta pistol sat on the nightstand. Well, this kid walks in barefooted like a ninja. It's a real Ronan. Literally. And the old man wakes up to his own gun pressed against. his head and the kid's like moving i'll blow your brains out old man he ties this 73 year old man up in his own basement and keeps him for like a couple days steals his truck and his gun and goes on the run and then that was in like new jr it's in the northeast new it spanned from like new jersey to

connecticut and then maybe one other stayed in between maryland and and like by the end he they never really explained why and in his interview you he was like well um maybe you saw all the writing on my wall at my house yeah we saw that that was confusing to me as well to me as well i think i was in a manic state and i was like i believe him i believe this guy like this kid this kid went insane somehow and like hacked a bunch people up with a samurai they gave 50 years yeah i think it was 50 it was a whole bunch You got to put that way for life. The crime's not as interesting, but there's a dude in Raleigh, not too far from my house, riding on his e-bike.

And some car upset him. So he pulls out his gun. He starts shooting at the car. And the police respond. They're like, he gets away. Anyway, a few days later, they catch this guy. And he has a bit of a record resisting arrest and such. And they arrest him for, like, firing a weapon.

with intent to kill, but it's Ethan Jamison, an actor who was in the Hunger Games, who did it. And now this dude's going away for a long time. Dan, why did he say he did it? He was just like, I was mad. I don't think he's talking much. He must have an attorney. It's probably what's up.

Yeah, that's probably a good idea. I saw in some of those police interviews, they were like, so what do you want to tell us about what happened Thursday night? He'll be like, I don't want to talk about that without a lawyer. Oh, okay. Well, how about Thursday morning? What were you doing then? And it'll start talking.

It's like, shut up! Shut up! These aren't your friends? What are you shooting the shit now? You want to, like, you think you guys are going to have beers after this? They're picking your story apart. Shut up. Shut up.

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And it tracked, at least like breadcrumbs everywhere you went. And I like checked. I'm like, am I crazy? And I'm like, no, I'm not. I'm innocent of this. But I hired an attorney and I'm like, I got proof. I just want to show the FAA that I never flew over a congested area. And he's like, that's a mistake.

Like, they don't even know that you flew that day. All they know is some guys said you did. Now you're doing half their job for you. Some guys said you flew and now you're showing a proof that you did fly. And now they just have like one last piece of the part. puzzle prove that you were overhouses. Maybe they find something wrong with how you did fly. You know, like, sometimes like,

right. Sometimes just like maybe if the, like, where were you on this day and this time? And you tell them what you think you was true, but you're just wrong. And then it might get down to the end and they, they see it wasn't used. Like, all right, well, we know he didn't steal the car, but he lied to us about where he was. And that's a crime. And it's like, well, I didn't lie. I was just giving you my best. recollection of the day.

Well, that's a lie. You lied to us. Why you just shut the fuck up? Let me just shut the fuck up and let that guy who went to school for how long is law school? A decade? By the time you get your degree and the, let him do it. Let him do it. It's what he does.

It's what you're paying him for. It's what you're paying him for. Shut the fuck up. Was it just some like grouchy fellow parolotor who had like an axe to grind? My attorney suggested I don't talk. to the FAA. They're like, don't, like, just let it die, see if it dies. If you have to defend yourself, we'll go that route, but just see if it goes away. And I never heard from them again. So that's the, that's all I know. I don't know. It is easy to look at a plane in the sky and get

wrong what it was over when you saw it. Like, that's an easy mistake for someone to make. Or it could have just been someone online who didn't like me reporting me out of nothing. Of course it was. Yeah. Yeah. Of course it was. what busy body how else would they have identified you like you know and known that it was you doing the thing right well he has that enormous banner it's just a long of thing actually in the clouds above an air force base so it was the like and subscribe that we gave it away floating around zooting over the skies yeah i i i think i think i think trump is is going to bungle this war somehow. It seems like every day they go back and forth. They're playing the market

every fucking weekend, Woody. Like you see him like every Friday and Monday. It's the same thing on repeat. And I feel like they're making so much liquid cash doing this that he's willing to just, you think we could do this for a couple more weeks? I'll be a trillionaire eventually. Like all of his friends, he's letting them know, I'm sure. Hey, Friday we're going to call. Quit. on this whole thing. And then Monday, I'm going to blow up a fucking mosque. Watch. Noted. Thank you, Mr.

President. You can see them all bed at the same time, up and down. It's so corrupt. It's insane. It needs to have. I miss the days of Hillary winning on cattle. No one died when Hillary

was prognosticating cattle futures. No one fucking died. No, no, no, natural gas plants exploded in the UAE. You know how much she made? A hundred thousand. It felt like a lot to make a hundred thousand dollars. Nowadays, bro.

Millions upon millions. Millions? Millions. Yes, billions in some cases. Also true. Billions. Trump has made more money during his presidency than he made any other time in his life. During the second presidency, he's made more than he has in his previous 80 years.

Because after his first one, I remember like fortune or something was like, Trump losing money in his president? Like he was like getting made fun of for that a bit. And then this one, it's just gloves off full on, just baffling levels of pressure. He's talked about it in like corrupt ways. Like it turns out no one cares if you do it. You just do it anyway. I was going to settle that case with him.

Didn't he sue the IRS for like $10 billion? Yes, he sued the IRS for, so what happened was, I guess there was a contractor working for the IRS a long time ago who like didn't respect Trump's privacy and like released some of his tax returns. So now Trump is suing for $10 billion with a B. And the thing is Trump also gets to determine like what he settles for because he basically is suing the government that he's. runs. So the IRS is going to be like, oh, 10 billion. All right. Let's just settle with Trump. And Trump will take the 10 billion that he stripped from the taxpayers and put it in his pocket. Absurd. There's just a new disaster with them every day. The Republicans cried lawfare so much that it makes me cautious about like if I were king what I would do.

Like what are we going to do at the end of Trump's term or we'll end someday? Are we going to have a reckoning where we go after this wild? There's a pardon for everybody. There'll be pardons everywhere. Well, the states can still do things. Do we want lawfare after this? Because I feel like the nation needs this. The nation needs consequences for this kind of corruption. But the nation doesn't need civil war.

The nation doesn't need to fuel the people who are angry about consequence. I don't know what to do to make this right again. I feel you. But it's, I mean, like he's fighting a war openly, using it to manipulate markets. And he's doing all of it against the will of like even people who supported him. And he's doing it for a foreign country. For a explicitly for a foreign country. We don't agree on much, but we have lately.

When it comes to like Trump being a bad actor, it's hard to see it through any other lens. I'm looking for the UFC card, though. That could swing me back into his good graces or him into mine, rather. You know, if they put on a banger, He's got to be doing useful things to get leeway, and he's not doing anything useful or good. Pretty useful. Pretty useful. That's seven fight card. I'm pretty psyched.

The psychedelics thing has been a win in my little corner of the universe. If you don't know, he signed an executive order. And what people think it is is to legalize psychedelics. What it actually is, is they're going to, like, form a committee to study the effects of psychedelics to see if it should be legalized or whatever. Like, it's some, like, Biden did the same thing for pot. Plot's still illegal today. There's always a football taken away with the drug stuff.

Yes. So they have, like, some executive order to start thinking about something is one of Trump's latest big wins. And I'm like, no, stop it. Stop rewarding executive orders ever. They're just bullshit. It only lasts for while he's in term. It's not an actual accomplishment.

executive orders shouldn't be this who great great thing we just did that is the easy way to have a temporary loves them he's done like he's done well over a thousand of them it was interesting to Joe rogan in the oval office um i thought i thought the number was like 15 or 1600 let's let me see how many executive orders did trump sign oh i was way off what this is only 225 or something thing. Over all eight years? Or I guess six years at this point. Having a hard time getting the data. Chat GPT, is that who you're asking? No, I just Googled. I had it in my head that it was like an enormous amount.

Because I know that it's way more than any other president. I think anyway. I thought I saw a graph that was like overtime executive orders and he was blowing everybody out of water. I have some recent numbers. Biden did 162. Trump's first term was 220 and the terms combined is more than 470

and Obama's two terms combined were 270, 276. Okay, to be fair, if he's got 250, we're only, oh my God, are we only a year into this presidency? And change, yeah, a year in three months. Oh, my goodness. Doesn't it seem like it?

FDR has like a Gretzky style record for executive orders. 37 months. Well, he was president for like 11 years or something like that. But yeah, so Trump in his first year just about rivals Obama's eight years. And they made him this like emperor Obama doing everything by executive order, calling him king, this and that. I don't feel like we get a fair shake in the news. We don't get an honest take in the news.

No, his friends are buying all the news agencies as well. Oh, my God, that's true. And more than that, the social media. Like they own TikTok, they own Twitter. Facebook. And they just modify the algorithms to program people into getting fooled. He's got everybody in his pocket. He's just such an up.

Who's the guy who just bought CB, that like hardcore Zionist who's now like. Larry Ellison's kid did, right? Yeah. Larry Ellison. Yeah. And so that's good. You know, more pro-Israel representation. in our media is about time.

It's been sorely lacking. Oh my gosh. Yeah, you're disappointing. Disappointing our media is so corrupt. You see me, but I think social media belongs in that list too. You know, Twitter is not a fair arbiter with their algorithm. And then they bought TikTok and that's not going to be fair. The Allison's own TikTok too.

And immediately all the anti-Israel stuff were like, like America first, anti-Israel, like that's pushed to the wayside. It's disappointing. Like, I don't know what Twitter is doing with their algorithm, but like at the very least, you can still pretty much post anything there. Other than one topic, the thing the Ellison's don't like, which is calling out Israel a little too much. You can get away with that from the right and the left because it's a lot of people on the

further right, further left who rip on Israel and say this is a bad relationship. but even so like there is lots of stuff that would be damaging for Israel if it was just allowed to be bandied about openly that we aren't allowed oh that picture of the IDF soldiers smashing the Jesus with the sledgehammer did you see that oh that was that was huge on Twitter yeah everyone was like this is insane why do we pay for this did you see the one of the IDF soldier like harassing the Palestinian woman and he's he's got like the the crazy like long dreadlock things and he's just like hey he like taking her picture and he looks like a goblin he looks right out of fucking Harry

Potter it's so cruel you can see who the guy is in one frame it's just like oh that's definitely the villain of this story even despite trying to like tamp it down somewhat on social media like it's still breaking containment. Like, you'll be like, wait, what is this? This is two IDF shoulders. And the third IDF soldiers stole this woman's dog. And now two of them are throbbing rocks at the woman pursuing the person with their dog. Like, this is like, this is like wacky races style like, like, criminal activity.

Like, it's so sinister. And we, and we paid for it. Awesome. That's all right. Taylor, we got plenty of cash. Plenty. No matter who's in charge, they keep winning. Oh, where the interest on our day.

That's only like a trillion dollars a year. It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal. Not a big deal. It'll all blow over. Just have a... We've lost like $2.2 billion worth of aircraft over there already. What was that?

It's like 18 Reaper drones. It's like two or three C-130s, but like some special kind of them. And then maybe five more damaged. It's an F-35. it's three or four F-15s, it's a handful of helicopters. When they went to rescue that downed pilot, they landed like three planes on a makeshift runway or something in Iran,

and then one of them wouldn't start, so they had to blow them all up, and then fly everybody out in helicopters or something like that. There's a YouTube channel called, maybe it's the military channel or like military. And they've got a really good, like branding, but they are so in Trump's pocket, it seems like, it's like, does Baron Trump run this YouTube channel?

Because it's like the day that Iran found out, the United States doesn't mess around. And it's like 15 minutes of just like, it's like, it's a hype man for the U.S., like for Trump and the military. And it's like, dude, the way you, like, you're making this, you're saying this like we, like nothing went wrong.

This was a rescue mission because we got shot down. And then in the rescue mission, I guess we killed a lot of them, by the way. Like they were converging on the pilot. They put some multimillion dollar reward on him. Killed all those people. Just really killed a ton of people. We also lost a Wart Hog. Lost a bunch of planes.

Lost some special plane. They're sending like the replacement for it over there now. And it's like, I remember a while back some guy who was maybe, he was talking about how much fuel in Afghanistan cost. Like by the time they like, they moved it. from here to there and they put it on trucks in Pakistan and then drove it over the border. The diesel and the jet fuel that they were using in Afghanistan was costing the American taxpayer $250 per gallon. And then that whole conflict ended and they're like, it's actually cheaper to just leave

all of the stuff and it's like that can't be true. That's retardant. It seems like someone at Boeing or Raytheon was like, how about you read? up on the planes. Oh, those are old hat. Leave those to what, are you worried the Afghanians? There was some helicopters. It was a lot of arms. There was a lot of trucks. It was

a lot of like Humvees. It was a lot of rifles. I remember right after that seeing all the Taliban all of a sudden had a bunch of fucking HKs and Knights armament rifles and like a bunch of black rifles, a bunch of saws and the 240 problem. They suddenly went from monkey bars to like the world's

third largest military. Like as far as material. But thankfully, they couldn't figure out how to build the planes, but they probably sold them to our animas. So that's good. Good news. And I've tried not to like crow too much about the Iran thing. One, because I don't want America to lose.

Like, I'm still American. And two, it's not over yet. We'll see where it is. But it looks like at this point, if Trump could get the deal that he tore up in his first term, he'd be so happy. But no, he fucked it up and it looks like it's going to be

substantially worse than what he started with. You know, if I was Iran, here's what I'd do. I would only negotiate with Barack Obama. I would say that we are willing to agree to the, and I would just list whatever the deal with Obama was for this 20-point plan here, we will only negotiate with Barack Obama. We respect him.

He is a man of honor and a man of his word. That would be my blanket statement and I would get in the bunker and hide. You mentioned man of his word. Have you ever, ever encountered anyone whose word meant less than Trump's? No. Like, I can't imagine. Like, Barnum and Bailey are more trustworthy than Donald Trump. He's doing the exact opposite of what got him elected with under 40 men.

The opposite. We won't harp on that again. But that's why he's lost every under 40 man who is getting. the opposite of what they wanted. So we can get fucked. And Iran, why would Iran want to negotiate other than, like, you know, it is expensive for them and tough, but like,

I mean, they're exploding. Any time that the U.S. seems to even get a little closer, Israel's just like, veto another bomb in Tehran. We're vetoing this because you guys are on dogs. Bark dog, bark, America. And it's pathetic.

I don't know about that. But I saw them, I saw them take that Iranian ship a couple days ago. That was fucking cool. I don't even know what guns. What was it like? They had, they warned them and told them to stop for like six hours. And then they're like, Iranian vessel, clear your engine room. Clear your engine room.

And then like a couple more seconds go by. And then they, I don't know what gun it was, but they had some sort of a gun cannon thing that was going, Kaka! Kaka! Like shooting holes through. And the boat was so far away. shooting through the engine room, disabling the boat,

and then they went and took the boat. And we don't know what was in the boat. Like Trump made it sound like something cool might be in there because he always days like, we're going to look around of this, see what we'll find. It's a bad in there. Yeah, probably.

Or oil, or probably crude. I wonder what you tell a boat with. Like, I assume there's a really big, heavy boat. I'm thinking of the cable specifically or the chain,

like how that, what does that process look like? That boat. A bunch of boats. bunch of tugboats all lashed up I didn't consider you just push it with a tugboat you probably do that

it's got to go miles though and like it's so big and heavy maybe I don't know I have no idea yeah you gotta have something strong and you don't want to go ship this thing

if it snaps that's a problem I haven't been watching the news it's frustrating every time I watch it upsets me So I just try to live in my daisy world or wherever I am and pretend like that stuff's not happening over there and everything's a-okay. Focus on the UFC card. Proofoccing the USC card.

I think it might be this weekend when Sean Strickland fights Kamzat Shamaev. It's going to be bad. It's going to be lopsided. I hate it. I hate when, because this is, I told Taylor this when the fight got announced, this is my favorite fighter, fighting my least favorite fighter, my most hated fighter. They are fighting for the championship. And I know what's going to fucking happen.

I know what's going to happen. That hairlip motherfucker is going to hold him down for five fucking rounds. And he won't finish him. And Strickland will just get a few of his teeps in, and then that guy will maul him. Strickland is good at standing up. He's good at like standing up and getting off the ground. But I don't think anybody can fuck.

Trickus Dupley is good at. standing up, but he looked bad at it against Comzat. I'm not basing this on anything good, but I think that after all the heat Comzat took for just being a unmovable blanket against DDP that he'll finish Sean

Strickland. But we'll see. Yeah, I think he goes to do. No America. Because Strickland's not nearly as strong as DDP is. I think that Comzat will do what he wants to. We shall see. We shall see. Okay. Well, that's a wrap.

It'll extra long. PKN 609.