Painkiller Already - PKN 612

Episode Date: May 14, 2026

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There it is. PKN 612. The title changed. Anyway, it's up, boys. How's it going pretty well? Doing so good. I've been thinking a lot over the last week, Woody. How are you? All good news, I hope? I don't have all the results back yet. For people that don't know, I was kind of bleeding. He said it was unrelated to the drinking episode. The timing was just coincidental that it started like the next morning. Okay. But yeah, after the drinking episode, I was bleeding when I poop for like six weeks or something.

It was a pretty long time. Keep that going. And I didn't know what it was. Every time I told him, I was like, yeah, I'm a little worried. It's cancer. You know, my grandfather died of colon cancer, and now I'm bleeding and it won't stop. Every nurse, every doctor was like, ooh, yeah, well, we'll keep that in mind. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I can't keep it off my mind, really.

So we don't have any results yet on the biopsy or anything, but it seems like his first guess is some sort of autoimmune disease where my body is attacking itself. Good. They've seen polyps or anything like that, anything that was actually didn't see any polyps. Yeah. What do you mean good about autoimmune disease? Because the alternative is cancer, where the cure is removing part of your colon. The cure of this cancer is jumping off a parameder just to be clear.

Well, it depends on what stage it is. If you've got a cancerous polyp, then that can be treated. That's when you catch it ahead of time. You know what I mean? I could genuinely see myself not doing the colostomy bag if I thought it was going to last more than like a couple months. Like, no, no, no, this isn't how we keep going. You know, I'm tapping out. Yeah.

But where we are. Well, thank you, Kyle. I do like your call on. I'm a big fan. I've been in a nice. We all had. Five stars. Yeah.

And I looked up like autoimmune disease. How did I get that? Genetic autoimmune disease seems to be. I didn't have time to ask the doctor this. And also I was a little sedated. But chat GPT gave me all the time I needed. It seems to suggest it's a genetic autoimmune disease. I'll let you know when I find out more.

Okay. Cancer didn't seem to be his first guess, but we'll see. Glad it's not cancer. Great. I was thinking about you, too. Yeah. I had a bad feeling like 30 minutes ago, and I was like, I was kissing, and I was like, man, I have this bad feeling. Like, I feel like something bad's going to happen.

I hope Woody's okay. Thank you. I appreciate that. I was thinking about you a lot. I wanted to stay. I thought about Woody every single day where I was like, I hope he's okay. I hope Jackie's not too worried. I hope his kids are doing okay.

It was a cancer scare. I played it down online a little bit. It's not like I didn't say anything. But I wanted to be a million miles away from where like boogie was, where he like pretended to have cancer and raise money. And like I just wanted to be the opposite of that. but so that that's that's where I was and I we'll get results I think this week maybe by Thursday I'll know for sure sure okay awesome that's good to hear it has the don't they say like the bleeding

if it's red it's not a big issue if it's like dark it's a really big issue because that means something like way up and the track is fucked up. Agreed. Yeah, that is the rule of thumb. And mine was redder. So I guess that's, you know, either your big issue is near the end or it's not a big issue. What if they had told you like, what do you? It turns out that you're hermaphrodite. You just had your first period. Ooh. That's how that works. I'd be like, Doc, you're kind of cute. We actually found your vagina.

It was way up there, but we found it. We ran the test 10 times. You're gay. That's the cause of all this, actually. Then you have to be like, no, I haven't been gay. I'm not. Oh, the anesthesiologist, the worst one I've ever had. I mean, she did her job great, but she was no fun.

I was like hint and hint, nudge. Nudge, like, man, I sure I'm anxious. Hmm. I wonder if you got anything, bartender. Barkeep, you got anything for this anxiety? She's like, read your phone. You're fine. What a bitch.

Kyle, you're muted. Drug-seeking behavior. Yes, yes. How do you do drug-seeking behave? Like, look, I'm drug-seeking. Let's all put that on the table. How do I convince them I'm not and still get it? I don't know how this is done.

Oh, man. Dude, if I were an anesthesiologist, I'd be letting it fly. Just whatever. Yes. Whatever you need. You're stressed. Bada bing, bada boom, taken care of. They told me not to drink two hours before the procedure.

So I, like, took that to heart seriously. And when I got there, they changed it to four hours. And it wasn't a big deal. It just meant I had to wait an extra 15 minutes because of, like, it took time to like get changed in all the blood pressure and whatever whatever so by the time they were ready to like you know go up my butt it was only 15 minutes too early so she took my phone and i'm like hey if i have to like sit in a sensory deprivation unit here can i have my phone back and she's like no you'll be fine and i'm like geez tiger mom he didn't like that i thought the

tiger mom thing was like dead on the money and even kind of funny but she got a which I think means it's true. Anesthesiologist, no sympathy for her poor kids. I bet they play the piano. Oh, poorly. Did you guys have to take piano lessons as kids? No. No, I took guitar lessons.

I was better at guitar in the fourth grade than I ever made it as an adult. I could play the Beatles. I played a lot of John Denver. I played this fucking pedophilia song called Young Girl. I don't know where that came from Yeah My love for you is where I'll line You're much too young

God knows the song Dude you check out the lyrics It's totally a petto thing And I'm like Fourth grade That'd been eight and nine years old Yeah I'm strumming and singing young girl

How old is too young for an eight year old Because you were talking about a girl A bit older than you Like when you were singing that song So it's all good. Mm-hmm. But yeah, I played guitar, and my guitar instructor hated me. He would ring the doorbell and immediately turn around and start walking to his car.

We would have to catch him halfway down the driveway. We're home, we're home. Come in. And he'd be like, okay. These kids didn't practice at all. He's not too far off with that. I never practiced piano. And my mom would get mad because,

my mom was very, very good at piano. So she was like, you all need to learn piano because it makes you smarter. And it's like, that ship sailed, bitch. Like, no, that's the thing that's not going to happen. And we would go there, take the piano lessons. And every single time I would sit down, they didn't come to the house. We'd have to go to this guy's, like, office and do it. And then after that, a lady's house, we'd have to just show up there.

And every single time, I would show back up. And she'd be like, did you? you do any practice? And I was like, no. No, I didn't do any practice. And so I never advanced beyond like doing that knuckle wrap on the black keys. But I was like, bum, dum, dumb, bum, dum.

And you like piano with your knuckles. As an adult, I tried to relearn guitar with my daughter as like just some activity in which we we could spend time together. That's parents do. and we would go to a guitar instructor and we had different my daughter being no better than me would like play paramour or is it fallout boy or fallout boys the band all that one no singular yeah singular okay so she'd be like i want to learn this and i'm like yeah neither of us can play a g like maybe start there and she was just dreaming about the rock star life and i'm trying to learn

Were there any hobbies you like pushed hope into that she wasn't receptive to as a father where you were like, this would be sick if we were both into it and then just the kid, their own world? I don't think so. It was one of the things I learned from my father. My father pushed like the famous example was this three speed bicycle that he thought was the bees knees and like this is just the best bike that one can get. And to me it was like too tall, too fragile, not maneuverable enough. Like the way that I wrote a bike was these battles on this little suburban block where we crash into each other. And a three speed was like the worst possible thing where I could barely touch the ground. It was so tall.

And that's when he learned that like he can't push what he wants on to the kids and hope that they'll like it to. So I kind of took that one into my adulthood. Okay. my dad didn't learn that he just kept pushing you're going to be good at baseball and i'm going to throw these as hard as i can at you until you're good it's like oh my god i'm not going to be good five years that i promised you like you eventually catch on i could catch him but i was having no fun oh so it feels so good when you hit a baseball just right like the sweet spot of the bat it feels like it is like a top five sensation when you when you feel like a bat connect with a ball

and you're swinging as hard as you can and it makes that sound it feels so good like that that to me was like the thing that kept bringing me back to baseball was it feels so good to hit one just right yeah when when the aluminum bat hits and it makes that sound and then it reverberates through your hands. I did like that. It feels, you know, if you hit it on the sweet spot, it feels, I don't know, juicy and solid and kind of soft instead of

hard, and it doesn't really vibrate. It just sort of, that ball just takes all that energy and just zips. That's how, you know, that's just a sports thing. That's how a glove save feels. Like a way outreach, you know, you're grabbing glove save feels.

That's wonderful. Your whole team is cheer and you're on. But not physically. Like I get the emotional relation and then like, I got it. I got it. And everybody's happy. But there's a sensation of like hitting that ball that's like different.

Dude, the tug on the glove from how hard it was shot against your wrist was nice. It'd be like, pull the glove. I just caught that. And then you can flourish. You can flourish. You can grab it and then go as if it was way harder. I caught some comebackers at the mound that were like and just come. There's no time to think.

you're really throwing up your hand to keep it from hitting you. So, like, catching it is secondary. You're just like, eh, but it goes right in there into the sweet spot of the glove. And you immediately are like, no big deal. Fucking fire it over there to third. Let him fire it a second. You know, just something I like with catchers, professional catchers, and I'm sure lower league as well, is that thing that they are trained to do where they will,

like maybe they grab it down here, but they immediately pretend they grab it right in the framing, that's probably satisfying. You feel that thud, you feel that thunk, and you're just, Bo-Catcher sucks. Catchers the worst position to possibly play in baseball. Even young catchers' knees, start bothering them. You're down in that stance. You're the guy who has all the gear.

I'm sure it's a lot like goalie or whatever. Is that what they call in hockey a goalie? It is, yeah. It's like, but like, unlike, hockey, you have to take all that shit off and then get ready to bat. You know, you have to switch, you know. Also, unlike hockey, they're trying to hit you. And also, unlike hockey, you're melting in the sun.

That to me would be the, like, for me personally, that would crush me as a catcher. Everybody's getting that business, but, but like, you're getting your contact. Not everyone's wearing goalie equipment in the sun. Sure. Sure. Yeah, they got that tight, like, leather mask cushion here. That does make it worse. Way worse.

And they've got knee pads and shin. and shin guards and some sort of chest protector. They're out there in a winter coat and snow pants effectively. You're the only one with that stupid glove. Everybody else has normal gloves. Every once in a while, though, they get to like body check a dude, which I actually don't think they can body check someone, but they can stand in that line as they're waiting to catch something.

They have some rules there to prevent those like crazy violent impacts at the plate. I don't know exactly what they changed. And on the catcher's knees, I'm sorry. I thought I was jumping in at the very end and there was a lot more. I apologize. The catchers knees thing. I've noticed the catcher's stance has changed a lot.

At first they added gear, like something that sort of, it's like a chair that sits on their Achilles or something that, you know, made it so their knees didn't have to do all the support. And now I see him in lots of different stances, like with one knee on the ground, almost butt on the,

like they, I don't know what if it's like situational, the different stances, but it looks like, they're moving around to help their body. It's situational. And like you said, you've got those pads that kind of sit on your,

kind of on your calf. Yeah. And so your, your thighs kind of sit down on those and help a little bit. But still, you're up and down, up and down.

And you're the guy getting all the contact. Like every errant pitch, you've got a body block, if there's a man on base. So many of those foul tips come back. And it's impossible to do anything about a foul tip. if it's coming back to hit you, you just eat it,

whether you eat it in the shoulder or the chest or in the face. And it hurts even with the mask when you get hit in the face. Catcher is rough. There was a bench press competition. Do you think catcher would often win? Bench press? Or first base? I feel like the, who said, you know, how do you play first base?

You swing the bat. Like it takes no skill. It's all. They just grab the best hitter. In my opinion, I'm like, catchers often seem to be kind of stocky, strong guys. Sometimes. They got to have a good arm.

You know, the catcher has so many responsibilities, especially like the higher the level of play gets, you know, whether they're calling the pitches. Some pitchers call their own pitches, like Greg Maddox. He was like, my catchers have easy jobs. They sit there and they catch the ball. I'm calling the game. But a lot of catchers are, you know, calling pitches and working with their pitcher and worrying about their pitchers' mental state. And also, like, it's the catcher's job if this hitter decides to go beat up pitcher to intercept. that.

We're going to go bump chests and go why I ought to. That's baseball fighting. Yeah, we got a hockey guy here. He's not impressed by baseball fights. Gay as fuck. I mean, they'll throw that jagged lumber at you. I'll throw a ball at you.

Dude, this happens to me like 30 times a game. Show me one video of a baseball player catching someone with a jagged shard of a of a bat. Because I can show you 10 of a guy losing his mind. and going,

ah! Just thinking about someone in the head. The catcher position, and Kyle's like they have a lot of responsibilities, which surely is true. But the responsibilities don't usually include running 200 feet as fast as you can, like an outfielder might need to,

or being like super duper fast off the go, like a short stop or third basement, I think, yeah. They're kind of a similar job, I think. You know, like they need to. Catchers kind of like be, smart, do the right thing all the time, and throw it the second fast. So, this is especially true with men on, but like, if a pitch gets past you,

then the runner is going to advance. And you are every, every single pitch that gets thrown is your responsibility. Whereas like a left fielder or a right fielder or somebody like that, they might have like 10 opportunities to alter the game where their mistake could cost a base or a run. The catcher, it's almost every pitch. you know, if there's a man on especially, like, if you just don't cover this ball and you let it get past you, like, you fucked everybody over by just not doing the simple thing. It's your job the title, catcher, and you didn't do it. Yeah.

The ball's scooting around back there. I can't imagine a position where everyone blames you for small mistakes. I can't imagine. I was thinking as you said that, like, yeah, goalie's got that. Probably times 10. Yeah, they're very similar. Except they're trying to score on. you they're not like coming down the pipe like and firing also like I'm not a baseball guy I keep

interrupting I'm so sorry I'm not a baseball guy but I feel like a lot of times when it gets past the catcher there's an understanding well that pitch was wild or that batter got a little piece of it you know so like it it's not completely your fault that it got past you for a goalie though like sure he deflected it but if his positioning was on point there wouldn't have been a hole, you know, like, whatever, like, everything that gets past the goalie, there's something he could have done. And you wish you could talk to the people watching where you're like, I was positioned slightly to the left because I was anticipating a potential pass to the right wing over there.

Do they ever back those guys up? Ever mic and HAL players up, you know, like they did as NFL? I'm not sure about goalies, though. No, I don't think they've ever miced up a goalie, but they do mic up NHL players. Yeah. That's the guy I want to hear. And I think he'd have the best audio, too, since he's not, like, out in the open-eye skating around, making all that impact. It's kind of, it's usually pretty...

There's a long period where he's not doing anything, or he's just waiting on the play to come to him. And he could just be... I'd love to hear him like, don't let him shoot it from the left side. Oh. I'd like to hear him, like, whisper into himself or something. Usually my favorite, my moments are interactions with other players, and the goalie probably has the least amount of that. Yeah. Yeah. As a goalie, you have a tremendous amount of interaction after you make a save with your own team and a couple of the other team members.

And then you have no interaction when they're on the other side of the ice, obviously. Like, you're just kind of there on your own. I see occasionally, like, I suppose it's in a win or lose scenario where the goalie sort of comes out and they just play another offensive offenseman. Like that's a thing, right? No, you're not allowed to carry the puck past the center line as a goalie, which... You're talking about pulling the goalie. Oh, you're talking about pulling the goal. Yeah, but pulling the goalie, you're not a part of the team then.

Like, you just skate to the bench and then they add an additional player. I understand that. But like, does anyone... Is that only done in those... All right, we've got like 90 seconds to score a goal to send this to overtime or it's over. Yes. Yeah, you're never going to do that otherwise. because these are no never because you're these are NHL players some defensemen in their zone can be like empty net

just you have to be behind high over everyone and read the goal if you're behind the game is almost over and it's winnable right so if you're behind 5-0 you goalie's gonna sit there right we're not gonna make that six out but but if you're down 1-0 or you're down by 1 or 2 they might pull the goalie give you six skaters and It won't last long without the other team scoring. I just imagine that where there's like a power play when they're already down a man and we're like, you think that's rough?

One more. I just feel like six of us against four of them. No, you don't want that. That's a bad time to do it because that is the one time that the opposing team can, there's no icing for the defending team, meaning that they can dump it down the ice. And even if they miss the net,

it's not an icing that forces. is face off back in their zone. So generally I'd like to see an end of game power play. You know, it's 5-4. We're behind. Now we have a power play. Want to pull the goalie? Let's see what happens.

Let's go 6V4. This might be cool. Something like that happened to the blues last year, where we were winning three to two in game seven against the Winnipeg Jets. The Blues were the can't believe they made it to the playoffs team. The Jets won like the presidents. trophy they were the best and somehow the blues took it to game seven and the blues were up three to two with two seconds remaining in the game and then they scored and then they beat us in

overtime and i remember watching i was just like this is so fucking gay this sport the whole sport is gay i'm so angry about this and that's the worst thing about a sports loss is like in your head being like you shouldn't be mad about this but you can't not be you're just curious i think it's much more justifiable to be mad at sports losses in sports where it's individual, like fighting. Like when your fighter loses, it feels a lot more personal for whatever reason than when your team loses. Because I've always said teams are a bunch of mercenaries anyway.

They're not all from Atlanta. That would interest me. If your team had to be from your state, I know that doesn't work. You know, for a hockey team would be terrible. It'd be horrific. They're not existed right now.

How much worse could they get? Okay. Get a couple good boys and car hearts out there. They're all where they're like car hearts on the best. They're not used to the shit. Nationalized Culverchuk. And Hosa. Yeah, those are the boys.

But like, I have a hard time getting behind a team in any regard. Like, that's why, like, college sports are a little more because, like, they even that now, man. And they live here. Yeah, even less so now with the NIL money. With all the transfers and decommitments, it's like, this is kind of dirty already, and you guys are 18 and 19. This is, this doesn't bode well for sports in the future. But still, when your fighter loses, I didn't watch the first two rounds of the Sean Strickland fight this weekend because I was too nervous.

I was too nervous. I was too nervous. I watched it with the Patrions. I didn't talk about it. I came in at the very end to say America, but I was like, I just, I had to get text updates on my phone. That's what I do when I'm too nervous to watch a sporting event because somehow that doesn't hurt as much as seeing it. play out live. You're like the guy in Moneyball. You're like Brad Pitt. Yes. I genuinely, I couldn't listen to it on the radio. He listened to it on the radio.

I'm just like refreshing a Reddit thread and like gauging by the comments what's happening. That's all I can do. My hands are sweaty. You watch the first two rounds? I have now. I've watched the fight three times now. But like my hands are sweating. Oh yeah. Yeah. Two, yeah. Two, three and five or two four and five. I don't remember which it is. They went into the fifth round two, too, too. Comzat definitely won the first. Taylor, he beat like the unbeatable guy.

He's the Comsaint-Sach guy. That's what you told me. You told me there was no chance Strickland would win this. I didn't think there was no chance. Yeah, so I won't leave him out to dry on that. I thought Kamsat won three rounds. He won the first clearly. And I think I thought, what I really thought was Kanzat won.

two, Strickland won one, and there were three toss-ups. And so if all three toss-ups went to Strickland, he wins, which maybe I have this wrong. I think I'm fucking this up. But in any case, I thought there were... Yeah, what am I doing wrong? So Coms out one-two, Strickland won one, and there were two toss-ups. That's what I thought. So if both the toss-ups went to Strickland, then he wins. Otherwise, Coms-Zon wins. But... I've got this... Strickland won the significant strikes in three rounds. Okay.

This page is formatted poorly. Was it a boring fight? No. Because that's what you said about both fighters, is that Comzat just wants to bring you to the ground and do that boring shit. And then Strickland wants to do that boring, like, counter punch shit. So Comzat got a bunch of takedowns and was trying to advance position. But it seemed like Strickland mostly slowly worked his way back to his feet.

and on Strickland's side he never threw a hard punch the whole fucking time it was just jab jab jab occasional teepick the knock that people have against him but it's like you know he did win a round that round to me was a toss up that round was a toss up like Strickland's in this thing

Comzot was great in the first round but seemed to be gassed for the next four and wasn't able to do his takedowns like the first round version of him was Not at all. But I thought the fight was a little dull because I never thought it was about to end ever the entire time. His shoulder was separated.

That's why he wasn't throwing the two as much. He separated the soldier. He separated his shoulder on Tuesday. And he's like, I was just laying in bed thinking, you fucked up, you idiot. And if you watched his last fight against... How did he separate it? Training and he hit a wall,

like went into a wall and separated. shoulder. He was talking about, oh, in his last fight against Hernandez, Fluffy Hernandez, he's fucking working him, you know, like the bit looping strong power punches, one, two, one two. He wasn't throwing the two very much at all, but when he did, he made, he made contact and you could see it like staggered comms at least once. His legs went funny. And he outboxed him the whole, the whole fight. He won the significant strike. He won the significant strike. in three of the five rounds. And then the only, I know Kamsat was like nine for 13, I think, on his takedowns,

maybe nine for 14, something like that. But the only one that mattered was in the first round when he got Strickland down and got him into like, I don't even know what to call that position. He's sitting on her butts and he's hugging him from behind. But Strickland has two hands on one of Kamsat's. And he's just like, no, you want to sit here? Let's sit here. And he's just kind of like lazily sitting there.

And at the end of that first round that Kamsat clearly won. Comzat was the guy bleeding. Somehow he, like, busted the... Yeah, Comzat picked Strickland up and tossed him to the ground hard. It looked good. But upon replay, you could see Strickland hit his own face as he was slamming Strickland. And that's how he got the bloody nose. Yeah.

I thought it was a great fight. It definitely wasn't some barn burner where, like, you thought the fight was going to end at any minute. But it was, he was, like, defeating an... insurmountable like problem in front of him and so just to see him like hanging in there and doing it every round i'm just like could be do it he might do it and at the end you can just see you just hear USA USA oh yes oh you're toby keith in my heart defeat this Chechen bastard the fans were ripping joe rogan and i agreed like he called it like an instant classic sean strickland's entrance and the Hall of Fame and all this.

Shut the fuck up Joe Rogan. You are so overstating how good this fight was. The robbery leading up to it, he was like, it's just like Connor McGregor and Khab. Fuck you. Fuck you. You fat-faced thumb-looking dude. None of that is remotely true. And they became

friends by the time the fight started. At the start of the fight, they're tapping gloves, laughing to each other, laughing at it, fake beef. And Joe Rogan's acting like he didn't know it was a fake beef. What a fucking thumb. I don't think he did.

Well, then he's stupid because I knew. I knew. He was saying some, they were saying some stuff that I, I just watched the roast of Kevin Hart. They say some mean shit. All right. Let's not go up to time again. Same topic.

Same topic. They say some mean shit, but at the end of it, they're all cool with it and they all know that it was business. I didn't expect that from fighters. Like, I've seen fake beef before. We yelled each other and call each other bitch. He's like, your mother's, fucking whore you chechen goat

fucking dog you terrorist piece of shit you shouldn't be let in this country you warlord loving top-tucked every Sean Strickland TikTok it's not though he didn't do any in his last fight like he's usually not that hard like what do you say to Izzy like you're a dog fucker well the dude

does make out non-stop he was talking about jerking off to the dog jerking off to himself how the guy like to masturbate to hen is it hey oh that's true though like that was true shit sure but this is par for the course for strickland like what i saw on the buildup to this i'm like this is just fucking strickland being strickland he says the wildest thing he can think of and then

he hides behind his jab all fight long and often wins which is what i saw more of and then joe rogan the fucking human thumb is like this is an instant classic one of the best ever it wasn't even fight in the night i didn't have a problem with rogan's commentary as much as dc's because dc would be like oh good good one by comzot i'm like he parried that oh oh how Hard two by comms. I'm like, it missed. It hit his shoulder. Like, he just punched strickling in the shoulder.

I guess if we knew the shoulder was separated, that would, we could say something. But you don't. D.C. is so biased. He is so in the pocket of those. Oh, I forgot. Yeah. And those fucking Dagestanis and the Caucasians in general. The fat guy who ate the chicken.

He's doing that Russian reality show with John Jones, you know, you know they're taking care of him. He's, he's in their pocket. He's so biased. He's part of their camps. Like, like he's in with Kabib. and Islam and all those guys, and that's fine or whatever, but like, don't let it come into your comment. So, Kabib went to join, if I have it right, Luke Rockhold and D.C. in, like, the Vegas area

to come train. Like, he left Dagestan and went to America to train. And they formed a really tight friendship. And then, like, the rest of the Dagestan, he's kind of just got, like, D.C. got close to all of them. And now, like Kyle says, I think he's very biased in favor of, and maybe it's a wrestler bond too. Like their DC is a world-class wrestler and so are these Dagestanis. And I think they have a fighting style that works well together and he's just biased for them. He is. I'll say this about Strickland. I agree with you. His his fighting style is very one note. It's teeps push, teeps, push kicks, mostly the jab and then he peppers the two in and clearly some really good defensive wrestling. But he outstruck the best striker that division's ever seen in Israelada, I think.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Lead him. And then he out-wrestled. convincingly. The greatest wrestler that division has ever seen and Kamzat Tchaumeev and he's a two-time champion. I don't know. I think Izzy's career is still better, but it's close.

I think if Strickland gets another, if he beats another big opponent, if he were to get DDP, if he were to go and defeat DDP now or something like that, I don't know who's next in line, some Osamov guy or whoever it is. He wins the next one.

He's up there in contention for best middle weights of all time. He's in that like top three. for sure already. So I think of Izzy as being way ahead. Mostly on the strength of beating Piera. Piera. I always get his name wrong. Yeah, Perea.

Perea, thank you. That's a huge, huge win that did a lot for him. Because I don't think beating Kevin Gastilin, the ghost of Anderson Silva. I'm trying to think of his other wins. Oh, he beat Paula Costa, I think, and he beat Yoel Romero. which was pretty legit at the time.

But a lot of his wins didn't age well. Y'all Romero was absolutely the boogeyman when Izzy beat him. And then what was his career after that? Like it was completely over, right? Paula Costa. Yeah, right? Not a lot after that. Kevin Gastilum never made.

Costa doesn't make it a comeback. He went up a weight class and really showed out in his last fight. Yeah. So maybe that'll do better with age. But only the Pierre, I'll never learn it. of a Pierre Pereira fight. Yeah. I got it.

I say Pira sometimes. I'd love to hear him say it. You know what I mean? Right. Only that one is aged really, really well. Like that win did a lot, in my mind, anyway, to elevate Izzy's career. And Strickland's is looking really good.

We'll see how his, like, the win he just had, I'm so bad with names. Who did he just beat? Kamzakshamaya. Tomza, yeah. Now suddenly everyone's not. looking at him as the boogeyman they did before the fight suddenly he's a one-round threat that if

you get out of the first round it's nothing you know and you know his striking really is destroyed ddp for five rounds just well he laid on top of him for five rounds and ddp didn't seem to muster much of a defense other than preventing himself from getting punished so it just didn't drink us duplessis yes yeah yeah so when when cosmonaut fault dp it was just 25 minutes of cuddling mostly. And you could say it was Dominia. Maybe I'm making it act like it was even. It wasn't even if you wanted. He's like running his

face on the mat like sandpaper. By the end of it, DDP looked like shit. Cosmod did all position, no submission though and no damage. And at the end of it, I bet DDP could have fought another one, right? Seems true for his take down with Strickland as well. Like he was

attempting submissions, but they were going nowhere. And dude, in the second round, when he shoots and Strickland's like, I don't think so, and he rolls and comes up rolls onto his back. And Strickland's like, oh, I'll come into your guard. Fuck you. And just shrugs on him. I love that.

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You're listening on your radio. If you're not a fight fan, a guy who has a huge advantage in grappling will lay on his back, like a girl in missionary, and just invite his opponent into his world. And thinking that even though he's on his back, which is at his preferred spot, he'll fix it. He's so much better at wrestling that this is what he wants. And the striker will typically walk back two feet, give him the hand signal like Kyle is,

saying, stand up. I'm not going to go into your guard. So when Strickland said, oh, you think you're that much better at grappling? than I am. Fuck you. I'm coming in. And then he came in and he did some damage. And then he got up and then he got out of it.

And it was a good decision by Strickland and an impressive part of the fight. That was round two, I think, right? Too, am I right now that? Yeah. The round that he, that everyone knows he clearly won. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I loved that.

I loved the post-fight interview. That was very funny. Strickland's got a big broken nose. It's all swollen up. He's like, Jesus, I look like him in A-pack or something. I don't know if I watched the They cut it, Paramount cut it after the first take. Yeah, that was a, there's two post shows for the fighters.

You go over to the desk with that pretty girl and Dustin Porre is there and what's his name that beat? I can't think of the fighter's name. Oh, retired fighter and maybe one. And then that that black guy who does commentary, Venn or Chin or Van, or Van, or Van. or some shit, whatever. And he shoots the shit with the four of them for a little bit on the mic. And then you do the full on press thing where you're, you know, at the desk with the microphone and everything. And he says, he's like, I've got an A-pack or something.

Look at my face. Jesus, his lips are all fucked up. That's where he did. That was the press conference one at afterwards. And then he mentioned the A-PAC thing with the boys at the, like immediately after the fight. He's still sweaty. That was great. You said he's top three middleweight.

Yeah, I all did. and Comzot and Drickman. No. So Anderson Silva and... That's what I mean. Yeah. Anderson Silva, guys like that. Oh, GSP.

All time. I know. Yeah. So GSP fought at 170, so he'd be smaller. But Anderson Silva is probably regarded as the best middle weight of all time. Izzy is usually on that very short list. Since it's only three, I'm like, I'm not sure. Who else are the greatest middle weights of all time?

I need a list. Yeah, I need to choose. I need a more list. I never got to watch George St. Pierre really fight. Anthony Hernandez. By the time I was a fan, he was on the tail end of his career. I saw him fight Bisping, but that wasn't, you know, that wasn't real. It was a win, but yeah, that was, that just helped his legacy, really, being a dual belt holder and stuff.

But Bispings, I really like this one thing Bissing said in an interview. He's like, I know why you're challenging me to fight. you think that this belt is held by a weaker champ than normal and that this is an opportunity for you to go up to 185 and take my belt. But you're going to learn I'm a lot better than you think I am. He was wrong. But I kind of like the way that he laid it out there.

Like, I see what's happening. You think I'm not a very good champ compared to champs and that you can come get this. Well, you're too small. I'm going to show you. He wasn't too small. But I just like the honesty being like, let's cut the shit here.

You think I'm a weak champ. That's why you're coming out of retirement. He did have one eye. He had one eye through his whole champ brain. I'm pretty sure. That's wild. He wasn't chant long. Holy cow.

Being a champ with one eye. And he hit it. He had a fake eye. And he somehow got through like fighter inspections and metal contacts and stuff with one eye. Oh, that's the other thing. They were just like they were looking at it. Damn, this guy.

One eye on the prize. just this goofy piece of glass just seriously moving away I've seen this being retired he started a podcast and popped his eye out it's like how he gained his viewership well that guy seems cool as hell Strickland also cool as hell

I don't know about Diamond Dallas page or whatever his name is Trich is to plea he's pretty cool too he's the only guy who beat Strickland in a press conference. He made fun of Strickland being abused by his father as a child. Strickland was talking shit about the BDP's family and he's like, I'm going to beat you worse than your father ever did.

And suddenly Strickland is like, I don't think we should be talking about each other's loved ones. He's crying. Like, DDP fucked you up. The fight hasn't started yet. And then he beat him in the fight. Damn. That probably was traumatizing if he cried.

He probably got beat. savage. That's probably why he's so good at him. He talks about it all the time. Oh yeah. He talks about that all the time that like his father beating him created this little coward inside of him that sometimes wants to like take the easy way out of things. And he's like, tell that coward, shut the fuck up. I follow Strickland on Twitter and like the way Twitter's algorithm on the for you page doesn't feed you everything, everyone you follow posts. But it'll just be, and another thing about Muslims. Get them out of here. Get him out of here. Enough is

enough. We're sick of it. And he's amped about that, dude. And that's probably fueled by the Kamsat stuff. Isn't Kamsat? He's Muslim, yeah. Is he Russian, though? I thought I saw a Russian flag next to his name, but I'm not sure what he

is. So I think Chetians are technically Russian, but they see themselves as like their own thing, right? So he's, he's like a, yeah, They're a different ethnic group down there. But I think he's from Chechnya originally. And then he immigrated to Sweden and got, like, lived there.

And then once he became a star, I think he went to the UAE. But he also goes to Belarus and cozies up with Kateroff quite frequently. So, you know, a lot of, a lot of stuff going on. But then he also wears the Palestinian flag sometimes. So, you know, take your pick. Yeah, he's not trying to warm up to American fans at all. He's just, he's the opposite. But there's a place for heels, too, I guess.

Oh, yeah, I hate him more than I've ever hated any fighter ever. I genuinely despise him. I think he had a tremendously bad weight cut. His brother had this big long post today where he said, I think he was cutting like 30-something pounds in the last couple weeks or something like that. And even, and it was like 40 pounds or something. like that, like a week or two before that, like some tremendous weight cut. And you could see him. He was very drained at the way ends. And a lot of people, I would say 50% of the people who

watched the way ends don't think he made weight. Because they didn't let the fucking thing. The thing was still floating when they called it. I saw the zoom in on the little weight. Okay. What did you see? Where it looked like it hit the top as if you need to move it a little higher to move it down. But that could just be him stepping on in the initial thunk of it doing it. But I don't know. I thought it's floating the whole time. I thought he made weight.

But I will freely admit he didn't do the thing where he stands on it and it levels out. And he really like holds it and says, this is what I weigh. Instead, it was like, I gave you two tens of a second to see that I made weight. And I'm like, I think I saw it. I'm not sure, sure. I saw it. This isn't usually how weight people weigh in. And he was still wearing his shorts, to be fair. He could have taken those off, gained a few ounces. I don't know what shorts weigh. Is that even on him? Is that on him? Or is that on those? You know, the- So, so the way they read the scale is on the New Jersey Athletic Commission. Of course.

Like, he's doing the best he can to do what he had to do his thing. He's a weight bully like so many fighters are. So like, no, no shade there either. That's just the name of the game. But I don't think he may weight. I don't think he, I definitely can't. He's still lost. The downside of being a weight bully is that you only have cardio in the first round. And your brain's dehydrated. So it's a lot easier to rock around. Yeah, but the other guy's brain dehydrated.

I think the guy needs a nutritionist or something. Because like, look, I'm not saying Cosmont was fat. He's not fat by any reasonable standards. But compare him to like what guys who really drive. out look like and he was fluffy like he I swear like I've got pictures of me on Twitter where I reached his body fat oh yeah you've been leaner than him for sure oh man I'm yeah and I've been way drier than a million miles drier than he was for his way in and I'm just like I don't think this guy set himself up for a successful cut he definitely did not initially

he was saying like if he wins he's going up to heavyweight or light heavy weight I guess he would he just get butt fucked at that way no not it depends only it doesn't always happen such a big deal like I would assume sure than those

guys and so they're going to it doesn't matter like you got guys like Volcanovsky who almost beat Islam Mogachiev who is the current 170 pound champion so like Alexander Volkinovsky is the 145 pound guy who's like five foot seven and I'm being generous

and he was this close to beating the 170 pound current 170 pound champion of the world size doesn't always matter that used to weigh like 220 yeah yeah folks one of my favorite fighters he's neat he's short but he was 220 pounds and built like a like a brick mailbox or something

I remember we looked at his quads and it was like god damn that guy is ready to push he's awesome he's really fun watch. He's funny. Christian Bail looks at him and he's like, how do you do those body transformations? I think that, speaking of matchups, I think that Islam

could go to one set, could go and beat Sean Strickland if you want to and become a three belt champ. I think he'd go up from 170 to 185 and defeat Sean Strickland and become the champion of that thing right now. Yeah. So I hear you? And I don't think that's a silly thought at all.

But Strickland really impressed me. me with his defensive wrestling and Islam's the greatest offensive wrestler there has ever been in the use. Not at 185. Yet to be seen, that's truish. I don't know what 185 pound Islam looks like though, right?

Fair point, fair point. You get a motherfucker employee implying that at 185 he wouldn't be too underweight. He's already like so much better at 170, I feel like. But he's got other concerns. The first three belt champion is going to be Alex Perea at the White House card. Pumped for that.

I hope he beats the fuck out of cereal gone. But we got a great card this weekend. The Netflix card is this weekend. Oh, the Rhonda one. Yeah. When is the White House card? I feel like that's been coming for a fucking year. That's next weekend?

Yeah. So like one and a half weeks from now, would you say? Today's Tuesday. So I think it's like the very next Saturday from now. four days from now or whatever. Okay, that helps me. Next fucks me up sometimes. It does. Week after next or Monday next.

Like, get the fuck out of that old time. It's like, when's next Saturday? Oh, that's the next one we're getting. Then when's this Saturday? This Saturday is also kind of next. All right, I changed my mind. Now I think next Saturday's two Saturdays for now. They're like, all right, that is messed up.

A fortnight and a half, okay? Well, I don't know. Now I'll all settle. They should bring those, this. And then minus 37. They should bring those old guys back out for the White House card. Like that I only know from YouTube compilations of old UFC where it's like Tank Abbott. Against pass route and let's go.

Yeah, I guess Tank Abbott being a guy where it's like, this guy's belly is so big. But those traps and shoulders so defined. This guy has to be a monster. And then you watch him fight. It's like, oh, I was right. He is a complete monster. Like he's he's the one He's biting off people's ears

In a China shop Yeah he'd run people over That was a different time Obviously that'd be great I've got like Ken Shamrock His uh His nickname was the world's most dangerous man I just loved like in the world's most dangerous

AARP member What do you think of this fight tonight? He's like you know I'm deferring taking it Until I'm 70 so I get a little more from the monthly payment. Cameron was also like a WWF wrestler or whatever

so like I can remember being at some that church retreat and one of the dads being like Ken Shamrock he's the world's most dangerous man and I was like I mean it's kind of hard to argue with that

because he's like taking on these guys in this silly sport but he's also like a badass at multiple martial arts he fought in Japan and stuff like I also liked that when you look at his face is like is it like is this guy a professional fighter or is he just Irish?

Those were always cool. Ken Shamrock is the first fighter who, I guess, taught me that the pre-fight hype is bullshit. He had a feud with Fido Ortiz that lasted for years. And when it went to the third fight and afterwards, he hugged and said, man, this was great.

We both made a lot of money. I'm like, fuck. I thought it was. was real. This was like a work the whole time. Fuck. I fell for it. I saw that with Sean Strickland on this

last fight. I saw the clip on Twitter where he was like, I went a little too hard against the muzzies and the fucking people who like him. You know, letting you know, love all you for watching. Thanks for checking in. And it's like man, like you're not at the end of your career. You shouldn't be saying that.

Keep the ball rolling. I wish he kept the ball rolling. That was the only thing that disappointed with the whole thing. I wish he doubled down. I wish he'd been like, next time I'm going to fight you in Saudi Arabia. I'm going to fight you in front of the sheiks that pay, the pedophile sheiks that pay for your G-wagons. I want them to see what a bitch you are when you roll over on your back like a bitch

waiting for my big fat American hog. I wanted that. I wanted some, of course you don't go to Saudi Arabia. I didn't know I wanted that until Kyle dropped it. Twizzlers keep the fun going. Yeah, I know. I just stopped whatever you were listening to to tell you that Twizzlers keep the fun going. Well, irony isn't my forte, but twisty, chewy, yummy Twizzlers sure is.

So think of Twizzlers as a little palette cleanser for whatever's queued up, which, by the way, should be coming very soon. Like any second now. Okay, Twizzlers, time to keep the fun going. Double down. I thought his little unity speech was cool, but this one's best. better. Fuck that. This ain't Rocky 4. This is

Rocky 2. All right. That guy killed Mickey. That guy insulted Adrian. There's no forgiveness at the end. Fucking destroy Clever Lang. That's Rocky 3. Yes, it is. That's Clever Lane. Yeah. Wow. Have you even seen it?

You haven't seen a single one of them. You don't even know who Rocky is. You don't know who plays Rocky. Allegedly. Rocky is a boxer played by Sylvester Stallone. I know he's some dumb who fights. It's the story of a famous Italian stallion, field hockey player. He's a polo player. Yeah. Italian stallion, that's a good saying.

Oh, it's great. Yeah, that was his fighter name. Stallions have their nuts? Yes, I think any male horse over the age of two is referred to as a stallion. Okay. Dude, animal. A what? A gelding.

Well, a gelding is a male horse that is castrated early. Yeah. Yeah. Early. Mm-hmm. So what's a, if you let a male horse go to puberty and then he gets castrated, does he have a different name? I don't know.

I would, I would guess you wouldn't let. I'm revoking your Missouri membership. I would have a horseman are you? I would guess that you wouldn't let a potentially bad horse from bad breeding even get to that level before you gelded it. Oh, That's why they're gilded. I didn't put that. I thought it was for like behavior or something.

Oh, no. If it's like coming from a good stock, you're like, boom, this is going to be a stallion. We're going to make a bunch of tight horses out of this. Like, I don't know. But if you're like, this one's small or. Yeah, this thing sucks. One of its legs is too short. You gelt it.

We would castrate because we had like a prized breeding bull who was like from a good lineage and produce better than average calves. And also to prevent inbreeding, you would sometimes have someone else's bull come to your place to prevent any sort of imbreeding. You know, you'd trade bowls essentially. Or rent two bowls at the same time. Stuff like that, yeah, totally.

I'd be fucked if I was a horse. They'd be like, yeah, this was possible autoimmune issues, Geld him. Cleaning from the butt. I think he, I think. I don't even a word. I would have made it. They would have been like, this guy's eating so much.

These girthys, these wives. They had it kept you. You'd have been bigger than all the other horses in the field. You'd be like, this one's a little bit Clydesdale. Let's keep him. Clydesdell's. The caperation process is a little rough. We had this, it looks like pliers essentially.

And when you squeeze it, these four prongs all separate from one another. and there's a tiny rubber band that goes on, they go down really small these four prongs normally when it's relaxed and when you put the little rubber band on there and then when you squeeze it,

it opens it up big enough to go over the testicles and then you release it and then it basically just cuts off the blood supply and they eventually just fall off with no bleeding or infection or anything like that.

But I've also seen it with a knife. Have you seen Mike Rowe talk about it? No. I'm going to get this mostly right. But he was saying that people, the suggested way to do it is the way Kyle talked about. You put a rubber band on their balls. They're in pain for a few days and then it ends. And the way that they did it in front of him is, I don't even think they used a tool.

They just grabbed the testicles. And it wasn't a horse. It was maybe a sheep or a goat or something. And they ripped it off. And he said it sounded like pulling apart. Velcro when they did it. And the animal went, and then it was fine. It just ran around and like behave like a normal sheep or whatever it was. And he felt like that was more humane than the rubber band process, which took an extended amount of time. And that people who suggested the

rubber band one don't know what they're talking about because they don't have the lived experience that the people doing this do. I'm not rendering an opinion. I don't have the lived experience either. You don't have an open wound with the rubber band thing because even before they've fallen off like it starts to seal. You spray their body start. Yeah. You do some of that green disinfectant spray. Yeah. You just tear it off. You got a big open wound on your animal. And just from a, you know, capitalist standpoint, that's not good. Capitalist. Some people bite them off. Like if you're trying to make money off of them, you don't want, you don't want a big open wound on your animal. You got to take care of it. Yeah.

He felt like the recovery on the open wound was better than the rubber band. Mike Roe is such a good speaker. When you finish watching it, if you don't know anything like me, you're like, oh, he's clearly right. But this could just be the power of his persuasive voice. Yeah. Ideally, you know, I don't know what procedure is, but you would think that you'd want to anesthetize the area, anesthetize the area, and then surgically cut them off and then carterize. to prevent any bleeding, you know, and maybe even stitch it back up. Like, the idea of ripping it off seems like the most likely way to it.

That's what's avoided by the rubber band is that it starts dying long before it falls off. Yeah, just the pain. And so the body turns back. But I think Kyle's suggesting a third alternative. Like, if I'm getting it done to me, that's how I want it done, obviously. You know what I mean? I'm not picking rubber band or tearing it off. I'm saying we need to have a minor surgery.

I don't have to run around. yard. Yeah, I wouldn't care for that. Yeah, not at all. No. Somewhere they bite them off. I've heard of that too. I've heard of

slicing the scrotum and then pulling them out. And I've even heard of people sucking them out with their mouth, which is like you've added this, you fucking weirdo. There was no need for this. You can just, it's a

grow to them. There's nothing else to happen. They just pop out. Damn. I'm not an animal, right? Better on an animal. But we have to do it. Otherwise, you get a bunch of shitty sheep. I didn't realize it was 22 minutes long. The part where he talks about sheep, I think, is way shorter.

But it's somewhere in that video I just linked. Okay. You can microcastration, if you want to see it on to listeners. I mentioned the roast of Kevin Hart. It's long. The way I watched it is I fast forwarded through all the bullshit, and I only listened to every Shane Gillis segment and two or three other segments, and I watched it in maybe 20 minutes.

I'm curious. Who are the names that made you stop? Because for me, I also watched it through Twitter clips. I don't know. I know he's an S&L guy. I don't know if he's funny or not. He's good. Shane Gillis and

Cat Williams I love Cat Williams is hilarious They have beef Well you got to see Tom Brady Oh I didn't see the Tom Brady Yeah Well he's not a comedian

And so I'm just assuming His deliveries off His is You skip Tom Brady Was fucking ruthless He was like I was in On Chelsea Handler That was fucking great

He said Kevin Hart He recently played at the Riyadh Comedy Festival Which is hosted by Saudi Arabia I was offered a boatload of money to go there. I turned it down, of course, in honor of the first responders, firefighters, and policemen who died on 9-11. Ain't that right, Pete?

Pete's dad died in 9-11, but he went. And he's just like, ah! And then the one lady, apparently her husband had committed suicide by jumping off a bridge or a building. I don't know how many jokes Shane made about her husband jumping off. He's like, I guess Black does crack when it falls off a, 15, a 1500 foot tall bridge. And the crowd's

like, ooh, he's like, oh, that one? That one got you. Buckle up. Why'd they put these rich assholes down here? You animals up there like it, don't you? And all the regular ticket people are like, yeah, they're like hard fucking core up there. Every time they zoom in on these people down the front row, they're just like making

like, ooh faces. I can't even if you said that, you're a fucking roast, you lose it. Yeah, that's what a roast it. Shane Gillis rules. He's great. I have to talk about Tom Brady a little bit. So they roasted Tom Brady. And I guess he was sensitive. I think about, oh, they roasted his wife falling in love with her jiu-jitsu instructor and like leaving Tom Brady, which he was sensitive about.

And they roasted his coach getting a massage or something like that. Bobcraft, the owner of the Patriot. The owner. I'm sorry. I got the wrong guy. And these were things they weren't supposed to roast, but they did anyway. So now Kevin Hart's getting roast. it. And Tom Brady gets up there and he's like, all right, this won't take long. I do have a few words before I return to my affairs in Las Vegas. Oh, wait. I'm talking about affairs in Las Vegas. Was that off? Am I not supposed to talk about affairs in Las Vegas? Kevin Hart cheated on his wife in Las Vegas. He had an affair in Las Vegas. And he wasn't supposed to. I think I broke a rule. Fuck. I talked about it. Okay. Okay, Tom Brady. You're fucking sure.

shredding this guy. And then I'm looking for, oh, this thing doesn't have the whole script. Damn it. I was hoping it would have. He just shredded him. He went after all the things he wasn't supposed to talk about. Cat Williams roasted him about the ditty parties. He's like, I'm not saying that

going to a ditty party makes you guilty. It's the way he stays quiet every time we talk about ditty parties that makes him look guilty. Oh, dude, Cat Williams rocks. I've always loved Cat Williams. James. He's so funny. Even when he got beat up by that kid.

That was the low point of his career. Like I barely knew. Like I recognized him a little bit. And I'm like, oh, shit, that's that guy I saw 15 years ago. Now he's getting beat up by, I think, a 12 year old. Like, it was a big kid. He's a, he's a real little fellow. He was an alpha 12 year old against a beta grown up. It was like, that's what I looked like at 12. Like that kid was a big kid. Yes. But yeah, Brady anyway, went after like, Kevin Hart's sensitive stuff, you know, his affairs and it was pretty funny. You know what? What goes around comes around?

The Shane Gillis going after Chelsea Handler being like, she's a Zionist. That's not good or bad. But speaking of dead kids, like, Chelsea's been scraped more times than a whatever. Oh, that's funny. So good. I'm so glad he roasted her. She still has me blocked on Twitter from a fight. we had 10 years ago.

I'm a big fan of Chelsea Handler. I think she's hot. No, she sucks and she, I don't know what she's saying on Twitter. I'm blocked. That's what those old gals I'm all about. She had a big, titty's all out at this roast. And I'll never forget, like, back in the day,

like, inexplicably there's that photo of her. She's like, she had her own show called like something with Chelsea Handler. And they're like horseback riding. And she's just topless where their nice tities out. And this just doesn't care. There's pictures of that. Chelsea lately. Okay, they were pretty nice back in the day.

They're the same person in my head. That's 10 years ago. Oh, that's the name of her show. Is that the deal? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chelsea lately, he's naming the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I was like, there's a person named Chelsea lately?

I can see how. Who was it? Was it Shane or someone else who I saw a clip that was like, Nikki Glazer looks horrible. Oh, wait, that's Chelsea Handler. I skipped over the vast majority of it. At the beginning there was a whole musical number. I don't even know.

Some black, maybe it was Nelly or somebody. I don't know who it was. But like, then Shane comes up and he's like, well, that was fucking waste of time, huh? Yeah,

I only watched the in full, the Shane and Kat Williams stuff because I was going through and it was like Tony Hinchcliff and I'm like, I don't really know what this guy's all about. I heard Tony killed it. Yeah.

Tony's a very good roast comic. And so maybe. Yeah. Actually, I know, I think about it. I saw some of it. I thought Tony did really well and I'm not inclined to root for him.

But give credit where credits do. Yeah. They're not writing your own jokes. So it's not like it's personalized. Oh, that's shame comedy. It's just all mean comedy. It really depends.

Yeah. It's just being a mean dickhead to people around you. And that's fun. I'm ready you don't write jokes He might have wrote that thing about the affairs in Vegas though Maybe Tony Hintcliff is very funny I just don't know

I'm not familiar enough with his material Very quick too Yeah and mean And a good sport Because they call him gay constantly He's definitely gay right He's actually gay Oh he's homosexual

I'm pretty sure he's actually gay Yeah Shit he just agrees to it all the time He gave off gay vibes to me Every time I've seen him thought he was gay. No, he's straight. He's straight?

What? You just make fun of him constantly for being gay. And he like says, yeah, like he nods along and go. Of course he does. What are you going to do? Well, now that you say it, I see why he does that. But if they're like, you know, speaking about the butt, Tony, I'm glad you're here. And he's like, yeah, good point.

You got me. And like never pushes back in the slightest. If he ever even one time said, you know, I'm not actually gay, then I might think otherwise. But in fairness, that's one of the gayest things to say. I'm not actually gay and I'm not mad. I get it. I get it. And he gets it.

But. And now you're getting it. I mean, I've seen 180 Tony is gay jokes. and every single time the camera pans do him, he's like, that's scratch. Good point. It's because he has gay guy face. He has gay guy face, like totally. Like very slim, very little.

He seems like a gay man. But good for him for being straight. Shout out to Tony Inchcliff. But I'm sure he's funny. This episode is brought to you by FedEx. These days, the power move isn't having. a big metallic credit card to drop on the check at a corporate launch. The real power move is leveling up your business with FedEx intelligence

and accessing one of the biggest data networks powered by one of the biggest delivery networks. Level up your business with FedEx, the new power move. Yeah, he does the open mic stuff. That's like kind of what he's known for hosting unknown comedians on Netflix. And they go up, they do open mic. And then they all, either they hit it back and forth because they're funny, kill Tony. Yeah, like the idea is to make, you know, kill Tony. And, uh, night show probably.

They'll mock the open micers if they're bad and compliment them if they're good. And it's kind of just opportunity after opportunity. Yeah, I've only seen clips of that show when Shane was a guest on YouTube. You must have seen that disabled woman who kind of killed it on kill Tony. Right. No, she's in a wheelchair, I think. Oh. Yeah.

Yeah, she's pretty. She's in a wheelchair, and she's funny. And I feel like she got famous off kill Tony. Oh, physically disabled. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's sharp, but her disability does impact her speaking a little bit, but she's not mentally handicapped at all.

Good for her. That's a good show. I mean, they have these, like, comics come up that are doing it for one of their first times, definitely in front of an audience like that. And then they roast them. or they'll be oh that wasn't so bad how long you've been doing this a couple weeks 14 years oh fuck dude quit at school i'm sorry i'm sorry plumbers are in high demand that's a good laugh yeah they're mean and then they do

you know they have the dr phil guy doing his impression and then they'll have Shane doing his Trump. They'll have that guy who does you on Musk. They're really good shows. I've seen the one where Shane is doing Trump most of the time, very funny. And then they also have a guy who's really good at Biden.

Have you seen that one? Oh yeah. I've seen him all. He knows that like that perfect like Biden petering out where he's like, you know, a lot of people talking about people say, like here. And come on. just kind of yeah

the worst of Biden in my opinion wasn't the petering out although that's bad it's the resting corpse face like that that is where Kyle's got a pretty good move yeah his resting corpse face didn't do him any favors someone should have like close your fucking mouth yeah close your mouth you look ridiculous like a hot

it's like a parrot that's been overheated he's what I don't understand what's happening when his mouth is open like that. Like it closes me out. Well, it must be hard, right? Someone tell Trump to stop leaning forward. It looks dumb. Like, no, there's something happening that prevents them from moving like younger people.

It's because they're old as hell. That's just part of the deterioration process. You not close your mouth. I don't know. You can't chew and you can close your mouth. You just don't do it all the time. Did your nose not breathe anymore? Yeah.

Everybody, everybody, people talking. Everybody. off her bike all the time. You know what they say about riding their bikes? Eventually you forget. That was the funniest thing he would say. He would get exasperating.

Come on, man. That debate, that debate when he had the scared look on his face, that's when America lost its way. Someone should have been like, close his fucking mouth. What if he had one of the, you know in the cartoons,

when they got a toothache and they got that big bandage wrapped around their whole head and a knot at the top. They needed a tight come on, man. There was a little dental work today, but there was a moment in the debate.

I think the moderator asked about one of Joe's strongest topics. It might have been abortion, but I'm not sure what it was, but a topic in which he would have the advantage over Trump and he pivoted to immigration, like his weakest topic.

And it's like, you're just not good at this job anymore we just we just got to let him in you know and and sometimes you're not in if taylor had been given the debate prep that biden had been given weeks of study afternoons of like mock debate he'd a wipe the floor of don't trump like joe biden was just washed if that was my goal and i was being paid i would have slaughtered him yeah i mean like like Whenever I think about that, whenever I train something all day, every day, and I even bring in people who are good at it to help me,

it's like, I get pretty fucking good at it. And Trump's not a good debater. He's got like, he's a one-note kind of guy. You're gay. It's basically different iterations of that. What you need to do with Trump, annually ignore him and look straight down the barrel of the camera and say, he's lying to you again, folks.

Google it right now. Everyone have your phones. in your laps right now and Google it. Let's count his lies tonight. Let's keep him honest. No, that's weak. No, you don't think so? Don't appeal to the audience for your substance.

He has to go back at him hard. Go back at him hard. Whatever. But if he goes back at the heart, then. But then I have to take Joe Biden's word for what the stats are. If he tells me, hey, Google it right now, folks, and see how big of a lie he's telling me. Medicaid costs this much. It's projected to do this, that, and the other.

He's a liar. He lied about this and the other. And then your time is up. When you tell me to the audience, you appear weak. Don't do that. I think it depends on who the audience is because what Kyle's talking about would really work with me. I would absolutely take a laptop, put it in my lap, and Google the things he told me to Google and just see what it says. And there is appealing to me to have this authority that I'm looking at on the internet.

Tell me what's right and wrong. As opposed to he said, she said. But I can also imagine an audience. that would agree on Taylor's side, where they, you know, like, what? You want me to fact check him? That's your job. Like, I can see how different people would react to each of you. No, of course.

First rule of advertising. Don't use yourself as an example. None of the three of us are retarded. And so we think the, oh, search yourself, see this, you know, see what comes up. That doesn't work for normal people. They're the average person out there, the average member of the elected. What if he said, what if he said, politics? are known are known liars. I've been known to spin a yarn myself from time to time. Sometimes I can't always be

a completely truthful for international security reasons. You know, sell it like that. Mr. Trump, he's default setting is lying. So tonight, let's keep track. If he lies more than a hundred times, everyone gets free Taco Bell. I don't have fun with it. That would be fun, but also the person that makes more assertions is more likely to be perceived as the victim. Gorditas, free Gordita crunches if Trump tells more than 75 provable lies tonight. Keep track with us. And then the guy from Taco Bells. I wouldn't even want those anymore.

Their, just Taco Bell has run off so much. Chicken caseidaeer, fine. We do a tall tail taco counter, right? The tall tail taco counter. And then he's just like, that's three. We're two away from free tacos, everybody. That would be good. That's how you'd get like the barstool sports style audience watching where they'd be like, come on, come on, come on.

Like they're like, yeah, motherfucker. He would bet on his own lies and just start like making them up. This guy is red. His Trump would still win that debate. And he'd be on his plane giving a thumbs up with two gordita crunches. that actually that would win the post debate prep if like that you know they always go to like the speaker of the house or whoever's going to like talk for the party as the rebuttal thing or whatever if that person's like eating their gordita crust. I'm sorry Mark I'm just wow God it's so good. Mexican food is a terrible choice for food for a politician to eat because they look especially for Biden.

Yeah, especially by all. You got to win over that Latino audience. They're a huge voting block. Ooh, okay. No, I meant because you look messy aesthetically because you're like, you're holding it with your hands. You're trying not to spill. It's like, do you remember that picture?

Joe Biden could eat a taco without getting it on himself? That's the sort of like physical feat that would like impress me. I mean, I can't do that. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. I would be impressed by that. But then I would also think like, does this guy have any salsa on it?

Did they say? Because I'm dowsing in salsa. It's a Berea taco. Of course he's able to eat it. Go American style. It's the shredded lettuce that gets you. I love baria. Love a nice barria.

Shredded lettuce. It just has jailbreak in its DNA. It's going from my shirt. Yeah. Well, it's dinner time. It is. You know, I might use baria tacos. Get some.

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