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Taylor's not here, but I think it's my fault. Taylor's not here. I suggested moving the show because Kyle's got a whole dental thing we're going to cover. And we all agreed to it a little bit and then moved it back and I should have said nothing. Here we are.
One of those old people that don't check their phones though. Like I was telling Zach before you joined the call, I was like, man, you can't send me a text message and me not read it within five minutes. Like my girlfriend will leave her phone in the other room sometimes.
times and I'm like, don't you have pangs of terror and fear at what might be on your phone
in the other room?
Like, aren't you constantly running through your mind?
Whole family might be dead.
There could have been an explosion.
Woody's house might have burned down.
Like, like, Taylor might be dead.
Like, I have scary thoughts if I don't have my communication device to know that everything
is okay.
I'm worried people need me.
I'm worried that I'm going to miss an important thing.
Like, I want to be there for.
the people that would, I'm some people's
emergency contact, believe it or not. I want to
be that guy. I don't
just put the idea of like,
if I had to turn my phone off
for a day and put it somewhere,
I would be very
stressed out when I turn that bitch on at
the end of the day. I go out of pocket
sometime, you know, every once in a while
I'm camping or on some motorcycle desolated
desolate trip and
it happens.
But yeah, Taylor must
be AFK. I do have one message.
Is it anything important?
It's not.
Google,
whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I broke my tooth the other night.
It was already like in bad shape,
but I bit a whole peppercorn.
You know,
the things that you grind down to make pepper,
the little hard is rock ball.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh-huh.
I bit right on to those,
one of those really hard.
I had made soup and you put whole peppercorns in,
but then you take them out.
I didn't get them all out.
Bit right in a motherfucker.
Tooth exploded.
It just exploded.
I was spitting out chunks of teeth.
And then I looked and there was like a jagged.
It looked like a Native American carved this thing out to take down a bison chunk of tooth sticking out on one side.
And I was like, well, that's got to come out.
I grabbed my pliers and pulled that out.
Can I show the picture?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, Zach, I'm going to need your help, but I'm sending it to you.
I pulled out what was sticking out of the gums with pliers thinking that would be helpful and make the throbbing pain stop.
But it made it worse.
and then it got infected.
Wait, wait.
I don't want to just slip.
I tried to remove it with pliers and not cover it.
This is wild to me.
So you tried a little home surgery.
Yeah.
So you can see that's one tooth there that those are the.
Yeah, yeah.
It was originally one tooth.
I'm not sure I agree with your analysis.
Now it's just you can see like the tips of each of those four people.
sort of not even sticking through the gum, but you can see the word.
Yeah, there's, yeah.
Okay.
See, like, it's like two branches or something like that.
I don't know how teeth work.
Anyway,
fucked it up.
And there was a chunk sticking out, and I was like,
I don't know if you heard like a, whenever I've got a splinter in me or anything in me that I want out,
I really wanted out.
Like one time I was walking on a wooden deck and my foot, when it moved forward,
caught a splinter.
and the splinter went really deep under my whole heel.
Wow.
Yeah, and you could see it through it.
And it wasn't incredibly painful because your heels calloused.
I had to cut it out.
Like you couldn't pull it out because it was broken off.
And I had to use a razor blade to cut it out and open my heel up,
get the wood out, and then put the heel back,
neosporan and tape it back up so it would grow back.
It stuck.
It worked out.
But anyway, the drive to get that splinter out was like,
animalistic. That's how I felt when I looked at, when I was in so much pain and I looked at that
jagged chunk of tooth sticking out of my gums, I was like, maybe, maybe this one's like
connected real good to the whole tooth. And I get the whole tooth in one go here. No, no,
I got a chunk like the size of a tick tack out. And then it got infected. So I went in today to get
it fixed, get it removed. And I knew they weren't going to work on me today. They never do.
so they gave me antibiotics and narcotics.
We don't do dentistry here.
We're more of a dentistry associate.
Like this is the same guys from before by chance?
Fuck no.
I would firebomb those cock suckers.
I went to that fancy schmancy dentist in like downtown buck at Atlanta.
And they were literally like, oh, well, we don't have an oral surgeon on our staff.
We send people to one out, you know, at another place.
We can refer you.
The place I went to was like, I'm the, I'm the oral surgeon.
I also specialized in implants.
I can put a, I put the bone grafts in.
I put the titanium thing in.
I do it all right here.
I'm the guy.
You got a horse.
I do veterinarian work.
You name it.
Jack Malte.
It was very impressive.
He looked like a madman.
He was clearly 55, 65 years old.
Somewhere in there, I don't know.
Doc Brown from back to the future.
He had colored his hair chestnut brown and made.
it big. It looked like a wig. It looked like a full big
young man's wig of hair and I couldn't look him in the eye.
But I trusted his dental expertise and I was like,
what would it cost to get all this shit fixed to like, because I got like several
bad teeth. I got, I need a root canal. I need two teeth completely replaced.
This is one of them. And they got a wisdom tooth that's also back there.
That just needs to get gone. Like he needs to get pulled out too. So
wisdom tooth extraction, two tooth removals plus, uh,
zirconium implants
one root canal
and it was going to be like
20 fucking thousand dollars or something
like that my wife is
in that league like so she has
crowns and stuff
and it seems like every 10 years I'm on the hook
for another 15 grand and she
feels so bad she's like
I'm sorry
it's like it's not you fall baby
this is out here so
Mexico has like a whole industry
based around this it's not like you go to Mexico
and you go to a dentist,
there's like,
it looks like when you go to Vegas,
how all the hotels are on the strip,
but it's dentist and tit jobs and weight loss and like all that stuff.
Penile extension,
asking for a friend?
I don't know about that,
but they do reductions.
They do reductions.
That's what I was looking to get done.
Okay.
Maybe you can have some of mine.
I appreciate the offer.
All the cases like we're trading kidneys or something,
as they wheeled down all.
But it's like a third of the price.
And I was like,
home and what do you do?
Like,
how would you split it up?
I'm going to get this incredibly painful thing
pulled out in the morning.
And I think I'm going to get the wisdom tooth
also pulled out in the morning.
And that's going to run me like $1,400.
That's no big deal.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But the rest of it,
I'm going to go to Mexico and do because it's not painful,
but it needs to be done,
like for the long haul.
So I don't eventually develop gum disease or some shit.
And I've never been to me.
Mexico and I'm like, I'm going to make a vacation out of this. I'm going to go to Tijuana,
get this dentistry done, heal up for a couple days, and then go like do some fun stuff in Mexico.
I don't know what. I don't know. I kind of want to get pulled behind a,
pull behind a boat or bungee jump or do something kind of dangerous, even though they probably
don't have the... If I were doing it, I would seriously see if you could swing bringing your girlfriend.
One, it might be really nice to have a buddy during the first day or two of recovery.
Oh, I bring her. Um, yeah. And, and two,
too, my God, Mexico with the girlfriend.
Like, that sounds like a blast.
Yeah, I think that's the plant.
She's actually just about to go on a vacation.
So we may do back-to-back vacations.
I got to get my passport. That's right.
I get my fucking passport.
Mine's expired.
And it's in the possession of the U.S. Marshals.
I never got it back from them.
As you do, you have to, you know, surrender that bad boy.
Expaird passport can serve as ID for your passport, but it's not that helpful.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's fair.
So I need to get that done.
But I think that's the plan.
And those aren't like pressing.
They don't hurt.
It's just like those need to be taken care of.
I don't want to be,
I don't want to like let it go so long that it becomes,
I don't know,
some kind of a health issue.
I know that like the,
your jaw bone can like degrade and there's all sorts of infections that can
spread.
Somehow teeth are connected to cardiac health and ways that don't seem intuitive to me.
Yeah,
you need to get it.
You need to get that.
He checked me out for all sorts of cancer while he was there.
He was like, they're actually
recommending we check for neck and throat cancer now.
And he's like feeling me up all around my neck and throat
and like checking my mouth out.
And he's like, of course,
I wrote to my thing that I'd never use tobacco products.
And he's like,
you'd leave some of these crazy people smoke for 10, 15 years.
And they think nothing will happen,
but they get eat up with cancer.
And I'm just like, uh-huh.
You're hearing it, do you?
And he's like,
clean as a whistle.
That's what comes from living clean.
I was thinking like, yeah, yeah.
The x-rays were cool.
They did the standard thing where they put the shit in your mouth and aim a cannon at you while you're in the chair.
But then we did like a 3D x-ray, which was fun.
So I got to see, you know, my teeth and my jaw from all sorts of angles.
Dentists love tech.
I go to dentists.
They always have like shit release in the last six months.
It looks like you're entering the future in half these offices.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
I had one tooth where he's,
like you have a cavity here and normally we used to fill that but like very recently this new
stuff that's been in europe for 14 years got FDA approval it took 14 years the FDA approve it
we're just going to regrow that too we're just going to put this solution on there and the nurse
interrupted him while he was explaining this but he mentioned something about my saliva and calcium
something it made it sound like my tooth was going to take calcium from my saliva and
to grow itself. I'm excited for that. I'm going to shoot some of that juice on me tomorrow too.
That sounds good. I'm getting and they'll do the bone grafts as well. So they,
so when they pull the tooth, they take a piece of cadaver bone and they stick it underneath the tooth
and then they sew it all up. And the cadaver bone then fuses to my jaw and in three months you can
drill the holes and put the studs in for the, that hold the tooth itself. These little titanium
like screws. I actually am not following this. So the problem, is this still a cavity that we're
solving? Oh, this is the other thing. This is the tooth that's getting pulled. So the pulled tooth,
they're going to put a zombie tooth in there for you. And then they're going to take cadaver bone
tissue and they're going to put it where the tooth used to be and then sew it all up. And then that
will fuse to my jawbone. And then once it's solid and sturdy, they'll drill holes in it and they'll put
the titanium stud into that
and then the tooth screws on to that
the new implant tooth.
Do they pull the cadaver tooth
in this process? Oh no, the cadaver
tooth just to give you a better
surface to mount the screw.
Yeah, it's just a chunk of bone.
Yeah.
Like 300 bucks. I was like, yeah, give me that cadaver bone.
300 bucks, let's go.
Why is some of
this like pocket change and other
stuff a down payment on a home?
I don't get it.
their sales lady was terrible.
Like she was terrible.
She gave me,
it was confusing to look at because everything was broken up into like different parts.
And there was no like total number.
I had to do the math in my head,
which I did not appreciate.
And I'm just like,
3,800 plus 2100 plus 1,700 plus there's another page.
God, damn.
So I look forward to minute.
I'm going to add three numbers twice and then add.
that one together later because six is a lot.
Yeah.
Like once I saw it was getting to $10,000, I was just like, man, I know Mexico is a third
the price.
And I said that to him.
And I expected them to be like, oh, but this, that and the other.
But instead, they immediately folded.
Like I told them that like Chevroletes were more expensive.
Or like, it was like a total Ford guy that, you know, Chevrolet is cheaper with a better
warranty.
And they were like, yeah, we know.
Like, that's the reaction I got.
They were like, really?
Yeah.
Yeah, they just cost less there, you know.
Yeah, that's, the lady was like,
after the dentist left, my assistant was like,
I don't normally tell people this,
but my implants done in Mexico.
No way.
Really?
She fucking works there and she went to Mexico to get her four implants done
because it was going to be like $25,000 for four implants.
It's crazy.
It's six grand an implant, and that's just the tooth.
there's there's like extras for each two that gets wild
should have been a dentist
yeah
dentist or h-fack repair man those are the
you always get these hot chicks passed out in front of you
you know you give them a little gas
yes I'm familiar with this
what liberties are safe to take
none surely right
none none surely yeah
she asked if I went a gas tomorrow and I was like
how much is it
you got to take home back because yes she's like you don't seem too nervous and I'm like
I could be for the right price how much is it?
Dude I have not perfected the art of drug seeking behavior without looking like I'm having
drug seeking behavior I I don't know how people do it I I think I said something about drug
seeking behavior when um so they were going to give me it's a hydrocodone i think is the pain killer
it's mixed with Tylenol or something which oh i shouldn't have taken those advil
my poor liver anyway um damn i doubled up on that i wasn't supposed to do that anyway um
five milligrams of hydrocodone is what she was riding and i was like this thing really hurts uh
it's like can you it robs at night and like i mean i'm not going to be a cry baby about it but i
I do a podcast, so I have to talk for like four hours straight.
And if this thing is killing me on that show,
I was like,
it makes a headache that starts the tooth and like grows up my temple and into my ear canal.
I was like,
when I blow my nose,
it hurts.
She's like,
10 milligrams then.
That's just 10.
It's just 10.
It's not 15 of them.
She's like,
just break them in half.
Just break them in half.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's like,
I did not break that bitch in half.
I popped it.
In the, as soon as the pharmacist gave it to me, I tore the bag open like I was at Burger King or something.
How bad is the game?
7 out of 10.
That's like as much as you live with, right?
Eight, nine, or ten and you're like, I don't know, emergency can't go any farther.
I, like, I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend trying to watch a TV show last night.
We were watching like BBC Earth or something.
And I was just like, be strong.
He's strong.
David Attenberg was like, the pop up.
fish lives deep within the ocean coral.
And I was like, God, this fucking hurts.
It was just hurting so much.
I was like, baby, I got to go to bed.
I got to go to bed.
It's turned into a headache.
I'm taking three Advil every eight hours.
And I'm rubbing that.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm rubbing that, like, numbing stuff on it.
That doesn't do shit.
Pretty bad.
Like, I don't, you know, I'm not going to cry about it or anything, like literally cry,
like shed tears.
But it, it's not just the tooth.
It turns it.
Like, it grows.
up my temple up into here and it becomes like this whole area here is just every heartbeat it's a very
painful when that stuff has a painful experience there's no joy in life like there's just there's no
happiness and if it gets like i've had soft tissue injuries ankles and stuff where it's like man i haven't
been happy for 30 days now it it really sucked now i didn't have eating issues but i can see that you
would yeah the uh the gum is so swollen on the top that if i were to like just make my bite
the gum on the top and the the tooth on the bottom collide like severely like like i can't close
my mouth fully it's so swollen back there that's rough and it happened by you want to have for
dinner last night broke the cows back was a peppercorn what wendy's frosty okay i was gonna guess a
a broth soup of some sort like chicken noodle yeah i i ordered
some applesauce and some tomato soup and uh and some ice cream because because that that frosty was the only
thing i could because you can do you just like drink that really like i just i was like i haven't eaten all
day didn't eat last night either like the last time i tried to eat something i ate some like frosted
flakes for breakfast the day before yesterday and it triggered so much pain that like the seven went to like
a seven point five and i was pacing and sweating i um 40 years ago
I got braces for the first time.
And I had just changed schools.
I was not popular.
And one of the most, like, hottest, most popular 12-year-olds in the school was sitting
across from me at the cafeteria lunch table.
And she's like, oh, you got braces.
And she said it, like, exciting and upbeat.
And I'm like, yeah.
She goes, does it hurt?
Like, more than I want to admit.
And she says, do you want my applesauce?
that act of kindness
I'm talking about
40 years later
like not only was it
just nice as any human thing
but consider it
I can't stress
the social differences
between us
like she's like the coolest
girl in school and I'm nobody
and she offered me her
applesauce and I said yes
and yeah
I don't know if I wanted her
applesauce
I just wanted her gesture of kindness
absolutely
yeah I think men
I always hear stories about men
being starved for that sort of like
attention and like
kind treatment and it's so true.
It's like, have you ever gotten flowers?
No, I don't remember getting flowers.
They say men get flowers on their funeral.
That's the only time.
She started dating this guy at 12 years old.
They're still together.
I think that's kind of neat.
That's wild.
Yeah, yeah, they met so young.
I don't keep up with any of those people from high school,
but there were a lot of couples that got married, like right out of high school at 19 and 20.
and it was like, I know that you are that one in a million who like found their soulmate or whatever.
Congratulations.
But I would look at those people like, ooh, that's a mistake.
That's a mistake.
I remember I saw my buddy Ben like I was doing FPS Russia stuff.
Ben was working the scales at a junkyard, which is a better job than you might think it is.
He's being forced to work his way up.
He's got connections there.
He'll be okay.
But I remember pulling in there with a car that I had blown up.
and after we would blow them up, we'd scrap them,
not only to get the junk out of my dad's place,
but to get the $300 it was worth.
And so I pull in there with this blown up car
on a trailer.
And he's like, what is that?
And I'm like, ah, I do this thing there on the internet.
I blow up cars for a living, basically.
And he's like, ah, well, I run the scales here.
And he's like, what are you up to?
I'm dating this chick.
And I actually dating two chicks.
This chick right here, look at this chain.
He's like, oh, that's great.
She's fucking hot.
He's like, my daughter's, she's in the third grade.
You got in trouble for biting.
She's a bider, Kyle.
Like, they don't know how to stop it.
And I don't know what to do.
She just bites.
She bites everybody.
And I remember walking away from that conversation, like skipping my heels.
Like, oh, good, hearing how bad things could be.
Like, you don't have an eight-year-old bider.
You don't have an eight-year-old bider.
And you're not, you know, you blow up cars for a living.
I was so happy.
I see where you're coming from.
That didn't sound so.
awful to me. He wasn't so awful. If he's in a good relationship and he's got a girl that bites,
that is not a big problem. Well, at least it's not a big deal. No, but, but, you know, to be
immature ass, I want to be able to do what I want. I don't want anybody weighing me down. I get it.
I get it. I bet Jackie first year of college, by the way. I don't know. It sounded like high school
when you said it, but yeah, I was a freshman in college. Um, but yeah, anyway, dental stuff sucks.
Jackie's got something coming up.
Colin just had his wisdom teeth removed.
I know I think I told you off air.
So I'm pretty familiar with the healing process.
His went really smooth.
He was barely swollen.
He's good with pain, but he didn't seem to have much pain issues.
He was out of it on the ride home and such.
I don't know why oral surgeons barely use a recovery room.
It's like they wrap up their surgery and they get you in the passenger seat
in like four and a half minutes.
Like you're just like persona non-grata.
Yeah.
And I'm like all the other surgeons,
they really want you to be okay.
I remember when I got my wisdom tooth done,
there was no wheelchair and I couldn't walk.
They could be general anesthetic,
like the gas year?
Yeah.
The kind of you don't remember what you're doing and you go under.
It seems like sometimes there's two names for that.
But yeah.
So as I'm walking out,
my arm is around Jackie.
This is at like 21 years old.
And I can't walk.
And I have this vague memory or implanted memory where they told me about it of me
begging them to stop on the grass and take a break, which they did.
So I stopped on the grass in front of the oral surgeon's office and rested for a while
before walking the last 12 feet to her car or so.
And they took me home of which I have no memory.
And Collins was only a little bit better.
You know, like he was with me, so he didn't need to stop or anything.
We got him in the seat and buckled up.
He fell asleep on the drive home.
This is not proper recovery, in my opinion, but it's the industry standard.
I didn't have the general anesthetic.
He just gave me, so I've had a wisdom tooth removed before, and he just gave me the local, you know.
And then he left one.
Yeah, yeah, he said they were fine.
And they were fine.
There was room for them.
But then, you know, I guess I didn't take care of them.
And he's like, you're fructing.
So they're emerged.
There's a term for it.
I forget what they call it.
So I weren't like under the gum and like useless.
They came out and I had plenty of room for them.
Like for my wisdom teeth.
Like they were fine the way they were.
But one of them needed to be pulled.
And I remember it was less than a minute.
Like once he numbed me up, he was like,
all right, got it out of there.
All right.
Let's start sewing you up and just like sewed me up.
and stuck gauze in there and told me to take my...
Well, it didn't hurt it all.
So, you know, because it was...
Or I wasn't diminished at all because there was no general anesthetic.
My, I would talk a little funny.
So, like, I walked out of there, drove home and, like, got food on the way home because I knew it was the last time I was going to be able to...
While I was still numbed up, I was like, I'm going to eat some of those McDonald's select chicken fingers.
And I knew...
Got those, ate them.
And I was fine.
I took the, you know, the narcotics first.
Like on the way home from Wisdom teaser?
Yeah.
Okay.
No.
Colin was on like broth that day or something.
Like he didn't eat much.
And for two weeks, no straws, no spitting.
Dry socket.
No, they didn't want like suction or propulsion for fear that it would like break the
clot up and reset the healing.
I think that's what's called maybe dry socket.
Because I know at the time I smoked cigarettes and they were like,
can't smoke cigarettes, you know, you'll get a dry socket.
I think that's what it is.
The suction maybe pulls the clot out and it gets dry in there rather than like, oh,
I think that's what it is.
Maybe.
I thought dry socket, I thought you were suggesting that he had dry socket as opposed
to preventing it.
Now I understand.
Yeah.
But yeah.
But his recovery went really well.
After the first day or so, it was just him living with the rules.
With him, they went in there and they instant.
gave him gas before he got an IV, before he got any Novakine, before he got anything,
they went straight to gas. And I think they did it because he's special needs and anxious.
And he's the guy who's mastered how to get drugs from the dentist.
So they just instantly gave him the gas, made him happy, and then they worked on him.
Yeah. I, I, you were right about the, I'm going to have a bunch of gauze in there.
So I wouldn't have been able to do the show tomorrow.
but I expect to be able to, I'm going, I took an Uber today because I thought that like I might get gas or general anesthetic because I didn't know what was necessary.
But I think I'll just drive tomorrow. I think I'm going to be fine.
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I don't
with Colin they would not have
I don't think that's a good idea
well it's just you know
they numb your gum with a
you know the novocane the injection
and then they do their thing
and then pack your mouth with gauze and then you're good
pulling several teeth right
and doing a
okay
um maybe call a head about that
they didn't mention it they
you know I will
you know I
I think you're really because what I think there's a real
chance that this happens. You get there, you don't have a driver, they refuse to operate.
I would lie. Like I did with my eye surgery when I also drove myself home. I drove myself from the
I cert. They wheeled me outside. And then I was like, my ride will be here in a minute. I'm going to go
get some cigarettes out of my car and smoke them. And she's like, oh, okay. And I'm out standing out there
by my car. And she's still watching me. And I was just like, eh? He got in and drove away.
I'm not mad at or anything, but it's like, bitch, I'm going home.
I live two miles away.
And you remember what it looked like.
I had like not only the eye patch, but it was all like gauzed up.
I looked like a burn victim or some shit.
I drove home from that.
I was fine there.
You just couldn't see out of your left eye.
But I expect this just to be, you know, numb my gums up.
Pull those tooth out and we'll be good to go.
I'll call for you if you really don't want to.
I will make the cold.
Some people hate it because I just, I'm coming out of my own experience where I couldn't even
walk to the passenger seat after my wisdom teeth.
And Collins were no way he could have driven in the next six hours.
Well, she asked, maybe three.
I think she even, we did have that conversation, the nurse and I, she was like,
she's riding up my billing or something for tomorrow.
And she's like, you don't need gas, do you?
You know, do you want gas?
And I was like, no, I don't want any gas.
ass. I was like, you know, be fine. And to me, that was like, the only additional anesthetic that
might be applied. They're not going to give me that general IV anesthetic that would. If I was going to be
groggy from that, I certainly would get a ride home because that makes me goofy. I was, I was telling
Zach before we joined, like, man, last time they gave me general anesthetic, I was bragging to those nurses.
He's like, you know how strong I am.
That's great.
I was like, I was like, you can fucking curl 180 pounds.
I've gained 25 pounds of muscle in 45 days.
Great, Mr. Myers, just squeeze my finger.
One time I was an ACL surgery and beforehand, I was telling the nurses, like, my wife loves me so much.
You got to take good care of me.
I pull this train.
That's what I was talking about.
That's our personality's boiled down.
My self-centered assid.
You got to get me through this.
People depend on me.
I'm just like, you don't even know how strong I am.
I pick both you ladies up.
Probably could.
I bet she could.
They're a little, oh my God, that reminds me.
The nurse today, very kind,
woman, very helpful of real fat.
So she must have weighed.
She's here.
She's a new topic, new topic.
I heard the fat so part.
That was just a joke.
I'm sorry.
In particular, so fat.
But the problem was she's doing the x-rays and you have to like bite onto this weird
device.
And then the x-ray thing comes in and she steps out of the room and there's a beep.
And every time that she walks by, she bumps the equipment with,
her girth and it like wiggles against me in a painful way and I'm just like
damn it there's three times in a row are there how many x-rays are we doing but in a nice
way she's like 16 I'm like fuck you're gonna knock a tooth out by the time this shit is done
I literally by the end was holding the x-ray cannon steady while she stepped out of the room
because it kept like wiggling and then she'd lean over me with her fat-ass belly she looked like a
I don't even know she was she so short so short bumping the machine or causing some sort of
seismic activity when she walked.
There wasn't a T-Rex effect
or anything, but she was bumping
everything in the room as she walked around
and she waddled. She had one of those
like waddles. She is a biggie.
Big bitch, but
very short, like five feet
flat, maybe. Like maybe
411 or something like that.
She couldn't reach
once I got into the 3D
X-ray, the one that goes around
your head, she couldn't reach the
equipment because it was on my,
at my head level. And she's like, can you just
move this here and there? Yeah, put
that on there. I'm, I'm going to
discount for all this. You were really kind of
assistant. I was an assistant.
That's how I felt. Yeah.
Yeah. They didn't give me a discount at all
there for that.
Sounds of bitches. Yeah. Well, that sucks.
You seem to be doing fine.
They didn't do anything.
Oh, you just got meds.
Yeah. They pulled a tooth, right?
No. No, they couldn't do anything but until the
Antibos. They've been in my system for 12 hours.
So I go back at 10 in the morning and they go to Poland.
I can't play the old story with the new one.
That's what happened.
Yeah.
Just one.
So they get, um, I kind of said it a few minutes ago.
You've been here.
Um, but basically, I've been doing stuff in the yard, hanging curtains in the basement,
trying to get ready for people to come over and spend the night tomorrow.
And then I see that as I'm about to get in the shower, all grimy.
And I'm like, I guess I can show up right now.
looking like dog shit
smelling terrible. No, you look fine.
I took all the blame. It was me.
I offered to move the show.
I guess
has semi-agreed. I know I agreed.
No, I suppose.
Yeah.
But yeah, tomorrow I'm getting two teeth pulled
and some bone graph
a bone graft put in, I think, too.
Wait. Two plus the wisdom, right?
No.
I'm putting that one off.
They don't want to do,
they want to do the left side and then the right side.
So I have a side to chew with,
which I make sense, I guess.
The implants were so expensive.
I decided to go to Mexico.
Eat like a rabbit.
Inclusively carrots.
Dibble things in tiny little chunks.
Yeah, the impacts are going to be so much.
I decided to literally just go to Mexico.
Yeah.
When I threw it out there, they were like,
he knows about Mexico.
Well,
He knows.
How much was it going to be?
Close 20.
Like 20 something?
In Mexico for five and then have a great vacation with another five.
And then come back home with 10 that I didn't have to waste in some random dentistry here in Georgia.
Smart move.
Yeah, I never had to have wisdom teeth taken out.
I only had one.
And my giant maw was big.
enough that when it came in, my dentist
was like, you've got, even if you
have the other three, I don't know if we're pulling them.
Like, just, you got, you got space
back there, brother. So,
yeah, I've never had to have a tooth yanked.
That would suck.
Not a big deal. Yeah.
I was on the extreme end of
bad wisdom teeth experience. I think I had
three removed, but it just, I've talked
about it before. It just went so poorly.
That was when I spent three weeks on
painkillers. To say I was
addicted to opiates is like,
I feel like I'm stealing valor.
but when I ran out I had this pull of like how I wanted to get back on them and it made me understand how like pro athletes who get on this stuff for nine months through the whole season or whatever like I can see how this happens to them like I get it but as a regular person with no access they just pulled my pills and I had to get off opiates but I was thirsting for them yeah that's common I like them I like the high of opiates and I like the high of opiates and I like the high of opiates.
so I could see how it could really get out of hand.
They gave me 15 pills.
I'm going to take them all no matter what, I promise you.
Are they strong ones?
Yeah, no.
As soon as the pharmacist gave me the pill bottles,
I bought this Coke in the pharmacy so that I could take the pills.
And I immediately took them at the pharmacist's desk.
I was like, he was like, ah, with the savings card, it knocks it down to $39.
And I'm like, I gave you a thousand, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
No, I think I might pick up some of these in Mexico on there.
Holy smokes.
You can be able to.
I know you can get steroids in Mexico just off the show.
All that stuff.
You get amoxus.
In Mexico, you could have just gone and gotten your amoxicillin and your hydrocodone and just gone home with it.
Yeah.
Obviously, I'm not going to smuggle any drugs or buy, I guess, well, in Mexico, I'll need some more drugs.
So I'll probably just go to a store and buy them in Mexico and hang out.
I don't know what the whole.
process is I think I have to make two trips
because the way it works is they put the bone graft in
and then three months pass
while it fuses to your jawbone
and then they put the stud in after
three months and I think that
has to like
fuse for three months
and then they put the tooth on
and the tooth is made of
porcelain and zirconium the stuff that
fake diamonds are made out of
and he's like this is better than a tooth
it's harder than a tooth
like it'll never go bad and it's like
went through he's like
check this out. He's like, he's like, I got four of them. They're good forever.
And I was like, I don't open your mouth like that.
He's a real freaking looking guy.
Put your finger in there. Go ahead and poke around.
Feel how strong this is?
Please.
You feel that?
It's a cronium.
He starts a wicked, yeah.
So how long have you been in pain?
Because I know that's the stereotype with, to my knowledge, I've never had a tooth infection.
But that's like, it's so close.
to your brain that people say it's excruciating.
So the pain, I know where the nerves are because I can feel them.
The nerves run up the side of your temple.
So it starts, like right now I'm in no pain because the painkillers kicked in.
When we started, I was like a solid six out of ten and it goes to about a seven out of ten.
And it's, it runs up the side of your temple and it pulses with each heartbeat.
And it's so bad I get nauseous from the pain.
And I can't eat or chew.
So it's pretty bad.
Like, it's probably, dental pain is always the worst.
I've had actually burns are the worst.
But dental pain, dental pain is a close second for me.
Anal pain.
That's, that's the trophy winger and winner.
You need yourself a complete hemorrhoidectomy if you want to understand pain, my friend.
That is, like a bouquet of flowers coming out back there.
You know, I trust.
Doctor comes in with an apple core and you're like,
Oh, no.
Talk about like nerve endings per centimeter of skin service.
Like it is way up there.
It is.
I believe it.
Wouldn't trade places between a hemorrhoidectomy and like I'd rather get every tooth in my mouth old and replaced than get a hemorrhoidectomy.
Yeah.
I hear you.
It's getting a little closer with every tooth.
I don't know.
But maybe I have perfect teeth.
Maybe I'm more handsome afterwards.
You can get...
The bottle is good, but the opportunity
needs to show it off.
And you don't have to brush your teeth anymore
because they're not real tea.
I doubt that's true, but...
It's not true. You still get gum disease.
As you're leaving, you're like bragging to someone
in the waiting room, the doctor's yelling out.
Like, I never said that.
I never said that.
Think of all the money I'll save on toothpaste.
Yeah.
It was so...
I told him, I was like, you know, I,
I bit the pepper corn and the bad.
It was already like not in great shape, but then it exploded and that hurt.
And she's like, yeah, I bet.
And I was like, and then there was like a jagged chunk sticking out.
So, you know, I thought maybe if I pulled that out, stopped hurting, grabbed the pliers and, you know, pulled it on out and didn't help with pain one bit.
Didn't help one bit.
How did they react to that?
Because I would have trouble hiding how insane I think that is.
Pretty insane.
She was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
some people do that, you know?
Like something.
She didn't say no chisel, pussy.
No, she was like,
she didn't co-sign me doing
at home dentistry, but she was not surprised
at all. And I've seen people, Scott
pulled a tooth one time. Scott got
a whole tooth out one time.
Oh no, that's right. He failed.
He shattered his
tooth. Oh.
He grabbed it with the pliers, and you
you're supposed to have dental pliers that have
like this sort of, yeah,
hooks around under the...
It hooks around the tooth.
It gets to the bottom.
So you've got...
But if you just grab the tooth,
you know, as you're pulling,
you're squeezing harder than you want,
just as you pull.
And he shattered his tooth.
Just...
Oh, my God.
With pliers.
That's disgusting.
That'd be so painful.
Yeah.
He said it was.
That is something you say, like people,
like, you'll hear stories about people going like almost mad
mad with tooth pain to the point that they just yank it.
Or try to yank it.
If you've got a tooth,
if you've got a tooth that can be like pulled like I don't think it's a big deal to pull
too like I would if I had the pliers and I had a tooth that was like healthy but like needed to go
I don't know if that makes sense like it's not if it's all rotted out then you can't really get a
get a good purchase you're just going to break it anyway but I wouldn't be concerned about
pulling my own tooth like like I mean clearly did you have daily pain before this peppercorn
incident and you were kind of just like it's okay for now it's okay for now like the most
minor pain. Like maybe if I ate something really cold and it like got it got back there,
but oh, I kind of, I heard a little bit. I knew it needed to be fixed, but it was like,
I don't like the dentist. It's hard to explain. I'm a procrastinator. Like, I don't think you need
to explain not liking the dentist. This is pretty universal. Well, see, once I get there, I'm fine.
Like, like, I don't think it's, I think, I don't want to insult you, but what I told them was,
I don't know what people complain about.
I was like, this is no big deal.
And he's like, he just had picked around my gums to look for gum disease and all my gums
were bleeding.
Like that's part of it.
And I'm like, he's like, you okay?
A lot of blood here.
I'm like, yeah, but it didn't hurt.
Like, that's little pain.
I was like, it's not a big deal.
And you're going to anesthetize me.
I got a TV right here.
Like, I can watch Blues Brothers.
I got Family Feud on.
Yeah.
It's always something like that.
I had killed for family feud.
There was a Mexican telenoiva or whatever.
And I don't speak.
You know goddamn Spanish?
The person before me had chosen and fat ass kept saying, I don't know what this is.
We'll put it on something in a second.
And a second never came.
She'd bumped the remote under some cabinet.
Oh.
My hygienist leads with that.
She's like, what do you want?
And I'm like, I'm looking for something like really attractive naturey that doesn't require me to follow a plot.
She's like, I got you.
I don't like that.
Yeah.
So we watched like coral reefs or something.
That would have been great.
That would be better.
The only thing I ever find on my dentist TV is it's like the same quality shit that like when you'd stay home from school sick and you're like my God, there's nothing on at 140 in the afternoon like on a Tuesday.
It just sucks. It's trash about unemployment TV.
My parents had this thing. Like if I stayed home from school, they didn't want it to be fun.
They didn't want to incentivize staying home from school.
So I would just do all like the worst things
Watch the worst shows
Nothing was ever fun about
We didn't stay home from school and get ice cream
That was not it
I would go
My dad
I would just go my dad
Do whatever he was up to
Depending on sick I was
If I had to stay home
I remember Family Feud
Family Feud was the best
I still like Family Feud
And I like Price is Right
I think Price is right
Is the perfect business model TV show
It's nothing but sponsor
or ships. It's nothing but a money-making, like, oh my God, every second you're just being advertised
to, and you watch it for entertainment. It's the perfect money-making TV show.
Sometimes the reruns were from like 1971, where it's like, how am I possibly going to know,
a, this brand, be this price? Like, there's just, I don't feel like I can compete here with all
these people in their bell bottoms. Yeah. How much was a maverick?
back in 1974.
I don't know.
First of all, can the host please
what is borax?
What is it?
I think it's soap.
I think it's positive, is it?
Turn to this entry.
So I guess so.
Washing powder.
Yeah.
So yeah, I'm looking forward to that tomorrow.
I'll get this tooth.
And they always let me keep them.
You know, when they pull them out,
I like to keep them for a while.
Do stuff to them.
Put them in hydrogen peroxide and watch a bubble.
That'll be fun.
dissolve. Put them in Coke, see how long it takes. Full sugar Coke, of course.
I mean, that motherfucker has lasted 40 years and nothing but sugar coke.
You think last is the word you're looking for.
Was even more than the pain, because I'm putting myself in your shoes with the
peppercorn incident, which makes me grip my teeth to think about.
Hurt real bad. As much as the pain, were you also, like, angry at like,
looks like I got to go to the dentist for real this time.
like I got to make a call. I got to set this up.
Like there's, my procrastination is run dry.
I can't avoid this.
When it started swelling like the next day, which was yesterday,
that's when I knew I had to go and I made the call.
I was in bed in a dark room with like I had rubbed that numbing stuff on it
and taken as many Advil as I felt was safe.
And I was just like, we'll go through something.
We'll go something about this.
This is, I've done all the pain relief that's available and I'm still just barely
hanging on here.
this hurts so much.
I'm being rude to my girlfriend.
She's like, you two still hurt?
What do you think?
What do you think?
You get like fucking spontaneously healed?
What am I?
Is that what your guess is?
I'm jacking the beanstock.
What the fucking things are happening?
Aren't you?
You got a medical school right now, woman.
You should get out.
We should be a dentist.
I don't know if you were a dentist.
I went to the dentist like six weeks ago for a checkup.
And my dentist was on vacation.
So I had a substitute dentist who didn't know me that well.
And the hygienist does her whole thing.
And then he comes in at the end.
And he's like, nice mouth.
You got a nice mouth.
How old are you?
I'm 53.
Whoa.
What a mouth.
Like, are you hitting on me?
He just like putting his fingers along my gums and about this and that.
Everything.
Yeah.
He's like, grub at me.
I'm glad you like my mouth.
What's your secret?
Do I think of your area?
No, I got to tell you.
I'd be more.
Tell you what, if I had that mouth, I'd need three or four times a day.
You know what I mean?
Their theory, I guess some people's saliva just prevents, like, tooth decay and stuff.
And I'm, like, fortunate that way.
And I forget if it was the hygienist or the dentist or whatever,
they're like, you could use his toothbrush.
And she's like, does it work at all that he puts his tongue in my mouth?
And they're like, no, that doesn't count.
But I thought it was a funny hitback.
Yeah.
They're wilding out over there.
You're dentist.
Yeah, he's great.
He's great.
Yeah, I feel like the dentist does, and the hygienists, like, you know,
Kyle just said he was poking you with that sharp thing.
And, like, of course, your gums are bleeding.
And sometimes they'll try.
try and do an old switcheroo on you where they're like, oh, I bet, I bet every time you brush,
there's also a ton of blood from that too, right? And it's like, it's because you're fucking
around in there with like a really sharp metal tool. Like that's, don't, don't put this on me.
Like don't try and make it seem like who's to say. We're all trying to find the guy who did this.
This was on me.
We're all working on the same mystery here together. I don't know.
Let me see how you crack the code of the bloody gum.
No, you know what I don't do at home in the morning and at night?
It's fucking jab around in there with this, you know, medieval torture.
He did every single tooth front and back.
He jabbed under the gum with that sharp pick.
And then as he's doing it, he's reading off numbers to his assistant about like the level of decay or whatever.
In that photo, there's some little like orange and green superimposed lines.
That's some sort of AI overlay that they apply that.
that now like shows you more information or it definitely makes it easier for me to understand
what they're showing me. So that was pretty cool. Then they went on a whole rant about AI that I
could have done without. He was so pro AI and there. That guy was weird dude. I wish I,
I wanted to snap a picture, but it's like I don't want to upset this guy who's about to be
dilly dally and my mouth with blades and stuff, but he was a freak. He like that big head of
chestnut hair and he looked old like a rough 60.
Like he had that nose that was all like different colors when the veins were popped.
He had so much of it.
It was like Jim from the office in the early years.
You couldn't see where the hairline began.
He just had a mop.
I mean, it was like it looked like a wig and not even a good one.
I want to know how the Mexican doctor compares because sometimes they've got rocking hairlines that's super dark.
Like I don't know.
You got to go to Mexico first to compare the airlines.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that's going to be fun though.
I'm actually looking forward to the Mexico thing.
I got to get that past trip.
Yeah, that's the idea.
No, I'm serious.
I wouldn't get it done.
25 years, but it was crazy.
I went to Tijuana and saw, I think it was Julio Cesar Chavez, like his 100th fight or something like that.
Not in person, but it was like in the bars playing when I was there.
They were wild for this guy.
It was an experience of a lifetime.
And they just, they kept wanting to pour tequila down my mouth, but not.
in a nice way. Like they're just grabbing my forehead, jacking it back. They're shooting tequila
like a fucking habachi chef. Like across the room and heavy. I'm like, I don't want to stop it.
You're just bullying me. These guys are accurate. There's something about my mouth that's so inviting.
It's a curse. It's known around the world at this point. Yeah. Hopefully you're not in crazy pain because I don't know
it would obviously be more fun
if you could take the vacation part
before the dental part
so you could enjoy the eating
and everything but if you're really like if it's that
excruciating
so you probably wouldn't be enjoying it anyway
it'll be a two part trip
because they're going to put the bone grafts in tomorrow
and then three months
goes by and then I can go to Mexico
and get the studs put in
and then
I don't know what happens between
like do I just
he explained this to me
thoroughly. He even had a little mouth of teeth
that he was pointing at, but like
patronizing. I don't like that when they do
that. It was a really nice mouth of teeth.
It had like all sorts of cutouts and like
for, I like to, I appreciate
that mouth's nice.
Yeah, look at the whole look at that one.
Mr. Thirsty.
Mr. Thirsty.
But I think that I go
when I get the
the studs put in.
And then like,
three months later, you get the tooth put in.
I don't know what happens in the interim.
They just take a cork on there, like, you know, or something.
I don't know what they do.
A tooth, maybe.
I have no idea.
I'll clear that up tomorrow.
But yeah, you're right.
I'll try to schedule in such a way that I get to enjoy as much of, like, the Mexican vacation
aspect of it as I can.
Although, I mean, what is it?
I was almost going to keep this to myself, but I had a friend from Cisco who had, like, a
dental emergency that started when he was in Hawaii.
And the flight home was one of the worst experiences of his life.
The air pressure made it painful?
I guess so, something like that.
It's just, it's equivalent to about 8,000 feet, AGL.
So it's a little, like, you can go there in Colorado.
But it was wrecking him and maybe it'd be smart.
From the airplane.
Yeah, yeah, the airplane, like they pressurize it, right?
So it's about 8,000 feet of parallel equivalent.
Oh, okay.
That's what you mean.
I understand.
I thought you were saying that he went to Mexico and Mexico.
I know Mexico City is like 8,000 feet of altitude as well or something like that.
It's really high.
Yeah.
So I guess I was saying because there are places on land equivalent to an airplane with the pressurization,
but something about it made it horrific for him.
So to plan for pain relief might be smart.
I've had that.
15 years ago, maybe, man, something like that.
I was on an airplane and I needed a real.
canal done and I'd been putting it off.
Excuse me. And when they,
when I got on that airplane, it started hurting
so goddamn bad. I was like,
dude,
do you have your leather man?
No, but maybe check it. I'm like,
dude, I think if you had that leather man,
I'd go to the bathroom right now and start working
on this bitch because it is
hurting. I was like, I, I
ordered a double,
a double vodka and drank that down
real quick. I was looking for painkillers.
Like, it was so bad. I, the other night
drank three beers so I could go to bed.
Like I just like pounded three beers and went to bed and finally I could sleep.
It was hurting so much.
I was going to ask it like what self-medication you did.
So you didn't do THC that wasn't on your radar?
That doesn't do anything for pain.
Okay.
Some of your sea fighters say it does.
It's good for swelling.
But maybe don't take your medical advice from Nick Diaz.
Yeah.
I think it can help for inflammation.
I think that's true.
I think it helps relax you as well.
And I've heard a lot of professional athletes like like, like Demetri
Justin has talked about like weed being good for like you know you're like super high
dose edibles like no no you don't think so I don't think it would I don't think it would
help at all like it's never been a pain reliever for me three beers does it though I put
me right out I feel like the beer would be so cold and be washing over that super
senses of area on the way down I drink the ones that were in the 12 pack on the floor I
drank a warm.
I mean,
I mean,
I think it's not
common.
Yeah.
It was some degenerate shit.
When I was,
I was like cold as the Rockies
running over that too.
I never had a warm beer before.
And I was like,
hey,
damn it.
This isn't too bad.
What instructions did they give you
going into the surgery tomorrow?
Obviously,
you mentioned Bioniontibiotics.
Small breakfast.
And how long do you have to not eat
beforehand?
They're not putting me into anesthetic.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, then I think you're,
That's why I was asking.
I was trying to get to that.
If they were like, don't eat for four hours before this,
then that'd be a clue that they plan on putting you under.
Yeah, the opposite.
She said, you know, eat a breakfast, but like a small one was what she told me.
Yeah, I'm going to be fine after this.
I'm just going to have that mouth full of gau.
So I'm going to be an idiot.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's going to feel so good when they pull that bitch out.
It's going to be such instant relief having that out of there.
I'm pumped.
And I like having it out.
Like that thing has been bothering me and I'm going to have it now.
I'm going to crush it with pliers when I get it home.
Just like show it who's boss.
I swear I am.
That's what I did last time.
I've got a couple things like that.
Like I've got surgical screws that could go find that like these were in my leg for three months.
Holden my mold together.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
But the doctor said he had advanced knowledge of me and that I was going to break the screws.
They needed to go.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I see more bad decisions on your horizon.
Let's pull these screws out before this trouble.
Yeah, your frequent flyer card, a lot of punches in it.
Yeah, if you're a beating surgeon.
That's it.
That would be a real problem.
Like, our front teeth are all great.
Like, it's just those back molars were just jacked up.
Just real jacked up.
So, I'm so.
No, if they didn't say anything about them today, I'm sure you're in the clear.
like your front teeth? I missed a word or two. You hope what's okay?
His front teeth.
Oh, and I'm saying they are okay. I got all those x-rays today. They were like, oh, your front teeth are great.
But they went through a laundry list of things. I don't know if you were here when I said it, but they got this new stuff. They're going to regrow one of my teeth.
Like one of my teeth that normally we would fill this cavity. Now we just regrow it with the solution we put on there that just got approved by.
the FDA. So that's pretty fucking cool. That's cool. I've often fuss that surgery,
not in America, but like worldwide, is mostly like nails and stitches. Like that that's bulk of
what they do. They open something up. They cut out a bad thing. So it back together. And that describes
80% of surgeries. And I'm like, they all say it's so advanced. But what's getting more advanced?
Like the imagery stuff, the, the techniques get a little harder where they like do it through a fucking
paper towel roll or something.
Indiscopal surgeries.
Yeah, but for the most part, surgery hasn't changed, I think, like the way that they do things
very much.
But regrowing your teeth, that's some future stuff right there.
Stem cells are pretty wild.
Like, if I had any sort of like torn muscle tissue or anything, I would get some stem cells
while I was down there.
You know, Sean Strickland tore his shoulder pretty badly before and during that last fight.
And they told him he was going to be out for like nine months, full.
surgery. Joe Rogan sent him to Mexico to his doctor. They injected him with stem cells. He's
going to be ready to fight again in a few months. He's like no surgery. Good for him.
Yeah. That's solid. Well, I'm glad to do it. Strickland's at the peak of, I don't know how to
describe it. He's having like the greatest moment in the history of his career. And he's kind of
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I thought he was older than that.
I thought he was older than that.
I would say 34, but I'm going to find out.
He's 35.
So I don't want this guy missing a year at 35 coming back at like 36, 37, or late 36, maybe.
Like, it's good that he's back in action faster.
Connor looked good in his training footage.
I saw the, the MMA experts on Reddit, like, look a flat footer he is.
Oh, anyone can hit pads.
But I'm just like, man, he looks greasy to me.
He looks strong.
Yeah, he's flat foot.
flat foot it. He doesn't do that karate stance anymore. You get your leg kicked out from under you.
Like, I like it. He looked good to me. He was throwing these spin kicks in the clinch.
Like he was, he looks good. And then I've seen Max Train and I like my bet on Connor. I think it's at
best 50-50. I'm pumped for that fight. There's a lot of good MMA coming up. I'm excited about
all of it. We got that White House card and just a couple of short weeks away. It's going to be a
shit show. Dana White, I mentioned in The Hangout a couple days, joined the Patreon. And he was like,
I went to the White House the other day
and I had dinner with Trump
out on the Rose Garden.
Oh my God, the Nats!
They were insane!
So I called and I was like,
hey guys, we gotta do something about the Nats.
And I was like, how are you just now
realizing that the Nats are going to be an issue?
And it's only because of a personal experience
when the internet, including us,
as we're going on and on
about the bug situation in the swamp
that is Washington, D.C.,
in the middle of the summer
under those giant lights that they're going to have.
It's going to be a shit.
He was like, I was like, maybe, uh, maybe some fans because bugs don't like, you know,
the moving air.
Why are you the one spitballing the anti-bug ideas?
You're not that guy.
You're not that guy.
An orcan man out there.
Yeah.
Maybe someone who does outdoor like stuff like that.
Like, I bet there's going to be bugs getting people's eyes.
I bet there's going to be bugs flying in people's noses.
It's going to be a shit show.
Okay, okay.
As a fighter, it's a shit show.
As a fan, that's the kind of variable I'm looking for.
I hope there's some.
I've been to say that you guys didn't play Arc Raiders when they added the hurricane effect to the mat.
But the wind goes sideways.
And when you run in one direction, you're twice as fast as the other based on the wind.
And there's leaves and like debris flying through the air.
I'd like that.
I'd like that.
I have a subcada
flies right into Iliotoporia's
eye and Justin Gachie
starches him with an upper cut
and it's like and people
for years people are like
they're like posting pictures of the cicada
wearing a belt
like shit like that
because I'd love it if like
a big grasshopper lands
on some guy's shoulder another guy's like wait a second
smashes it and then they get back to it
maybe a moment that lived on through replays
It's going to be an interesting thing.
I'm so excited for that.
I hate how politicized it is because I don't like Trump,
but I love the UFC.
So like this is kind of, I'm happy about this.
I'm glad it's at the White House.
I don't think it's disgraceful to have a cage fight at the White House.
Some internet historian responded to some liberal,
and they're like, actually, here are the presidents who had fights at the White House.
Of course, Teddy Roosevelt had some sort of a fight at the White House.
White House and it does seem the time.
Abe Lincoln was one of the fighters in his
yeah. I bet he was.
He was arrested. What's the late Lincoln quote? It's like
I'm the top buck in this lick
come at me if you think you can
pin me or something like that. It's great.
It's some old-timey like wrestler
smack talk. Yeah and he was
standing there 6'5 fucking Easter Island head
ugly is the day is long.
Dude, I love this quote.
I'm the big buck of this lick.
If any of you want to try it, come on and wet your horns.
That'd be so funny if like even in 1859, people were like, why's he fucking talk like that?
That's great.
I love that shit.
That's cool.
I'm glad you guys are so excited for it.
Well, let's let Taylor go get his bath.
He looks dirty.
Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything.
dirty dirty boy.
Grimy. If there was
smell of vision, oh man.
You wouldn't like it.
All right.
Cool stuff.
Just smell like breath.
615.
Blum.
