Painkiller Already - PKN 618

Episode Date: June 25, 2026

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PKN 618, I've just learned that Dustin Porrier, one of my favorite fighters is not a model citizen. No, no. So there was a, you know, so Dustin Porreier, long time, like, front runner, top three guy in the lightweight division. Seems like a really nice guy. Family man. He was at the Atlanta airport. Well, important to note, he's retired now. He recently retired.

And here's a little tidbit you may not have considered a guy he beat. Justin Gaichi just became the champion. And Porre is out and retired and no longer in the game. And he must have that thought in his head, that MNMA math thought that like, fuck, I smoke the champ. I can smoke him again. But I'm on so much TRT right now, admittedly, I can't even jump back in. It'd be a year from now, best case scenario, if I got back in the testing pool now,

he's got to be in a depression and he's drinking too much. So I saw this video of him at the Atlanta airport sort of wrestling with a guy. I didn't know if it was a fan or one of his boys. He was with his boys. But they were a little aggressive in the bar, and you could tell he was intoxicated. They weren't like knocking over furniture, but for like a normal human,

you would consider what they were doing rough, but for an MMA fighter, it looked like they were like going like four out of ten speed sort of practicing, like grabbing back of the other guy's head or something, sort of head-to-hand fighting. But then today, the TMZ video came out, and you see that it's one of those standards,

scenarios of a person getting too drunk to board and the person at the gate is saying you can't board you're too drunk and then the person going to the next level and so the cops show up and they're like Mr. Porriay and he's like fuck her and fuck him and fuck you and he's like I'm going to need another unit yes you are tell him to fucking come tell him to fucking come because it's going to be bad it's like oh no yeah he can't need like four more guys let's fight let's bang it's going to be bad it's going to be bad and I'm looking at him and he's something about this man oozes good at fighting and likes to fight.

Look at those ears. It was the UFC belt he was wearing. Okay, but he's jacked even more so than he was in his prime prime and he's tatted up and his ears go like straight sideways. There have got the cauliflower ear to extreme and the guy's like no no

no no no and he's walking backwards. He was like, what, you're going to tase me? You got a tase me? He's like, no, no, let's say. But DuBoye's credit, he did voluntarily allow himself to be handcuffed. They didn't have to, like, 8V1 him and tackle him or anything. He just turned around and offered his wrists. And, but, yeah, and kind of was like.

It's not a big deal what he did. It's not a big deal. Dude, in the world of UFC arrests, I feel like most of the time, it's like, so-and-so sexually assaulted this person or this person beat their wife. That's not the MMA or. Both right. Both right. It's not that big a deal.

Having said that, me telling some sort of security official that I want to fight him would be the worst thing I've done in my life. I've never done anything as bad as we're apologizing on behalf of him for. That is by far the biggest crime. I've never committed a crime nearly as bad as that. Well, see, that part's not even a crime. Like, like, ask tell him, let's go. the cop's not going to charge him for assault for for challenging him to a fight.

His charges have got to be like public drunkenness and disorder or something like that. It's not even a slap on the wrist. I knew a girl. I didn't talk about it at the time, but she's like a friend of a friend of my girlfriend. She got into a scuffle with the cops. And she claims she was drugged. And her behavior is so outside. Drug or dragged?

Because it sounds like they gave her drugs. Yes. She was drugged. Okay. drugs. So she claimed she was drug and her behavior is so far outside the frame of her normal life

that I almost believe it. Not only did she bite a cop and fight a cop and hit a cop, she went for a cop's gun and they had to like tase her and like burrito rap her. When I heard those charges I just had finished my probation and I was like

honey, your girl's done. She's done. I'm like they're going to hit her with like three felonies and like a couple of them are going to be extra serious and like if that cop like makes it assault and battery on a law enforcement officer

and if there's drugs in her system that aren't like the make you loopy and kill cops kind of drugs they're going to hit her with that I'm like she's doing a year she's doing a year or something and then like two or three of like probation or something she's fuck nothing she got nothing she got nothing

Woody no no nothing and I'm over there like pouting. You're like calling the police department, the DA, being like, hey, I think something might have slipped across your desk. Like, I'm going to make sure I think it's going to get lost in the shuffle. I feel the federal prosecutor like, hey, remember me? I got one for you.

You work your punt off getting me. Like, you're going to love this gal. You're going to destroy her. Did she get like suspended sentence? Like, doesn't have to. do anything? Drop the charges and gave her like a disorderly conduct. And it was like a $150 fine or something and one more appearance in court.

Like it was nothing. They said, carry on. Don't bite anymore. But she went for his gun. She went for his gun. And it wasn't like someone claimed she went for the gun. They yelled, she's going for his gun. And they had to like whip her ass a little.

Because if I can kind of see the whole like, yeah she hit him but come on just a girl right you know she weighs 113 pounds nobody was concerned about this it wasn't even her best effort as far as kids go just so we're clear i don't want i want you to have the right mental image she played second base you know okay okay okay so she throws a better punch than most girls if i had to fight her i'd get in a stance first okay okay okay i wouldn't be like come on put my chin out my arms out like somebody rolling in the street, I'd be like, all right, bitch, let's do it.

How's the jaw? How's your head movement, cunt? How powerful of a jaw? How powerful of mouth? I mean, you know what I mean? We'd all knock her out with one like three-quarters punch. No, I mean, for the bite. Like, oh, I don't see. What I told you is all the details I got at the time. Like, like, I didn't know about like how many tooth marks they were or exactly where she bit.

Just the fact that she bit, hit, and went for a deadly weapon. I was like she's done. Okay. So for all we know, she could have done that thing that like playful dogs do or they like act like they're going to bite you but they're really just placing your wrist.

Nah, I wasn't that. She admitted she was like, and she was like, I don't remember most of that. I don't remember going for a gun or hitting a cop. She's like,

I got drug. And so who knows? But she thinks she was drugged before the police got there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She thinks that all of her behavior is

due to like, like, she doesn't normally drink to excess and like fuck around in the street. She's a 30 year old woman. So like it's, it's, the whole thing is out of behavior. Like, she was drinking at a bar. But then things took a left turn. That was weird. So she, I think I incorrectly filled in

a blank. I don't know if any listener did, but when you said they drugged her, I'm like, she accused the cops of drugging her. That's why I thought they dragged her. Because cops do that. Like, they will drag you. Yeah. They're, they're kind of draggers. But what I'm getting at with that, Justin Porrier, white celebrity

in Georgia, I think he'll be fine. They'll hit him with like a drunken disorderly charge and it won't be a big deal at all. He'll be well represented. Like there won't be a court case. He's fine.

What was funny though, did you see Colby Covington's attack? Well, Covington is the man. All right? Okay. He was the one who was attacked. He was the one who made the video

attacking Dustin Porier. He was like, Happy Father's Day to Dustin Porier. Found a way to get drunk a disorderly and get his ass arrested on Father's Day, a thousand miles from home. Probably should have had one of these. A zero alcohol by volume, like one shot beer. Ah, if you had a few of these, you won't act like Louisiana swamp trash. Sorry, kids. It's like, fuck, you're not even a fighter anymore. You're not even on the roster anymore. He's retired. He's just in it for the

love of the game. He had a brand deal in the middle of it for a non-alcoholic beer. He's wearing a shirt that says real American beer holding a can of it. Yeah. That's marketing 101. That guy is a G. I really respect Kobe's game. We were talking about high-end trash talk.

And so Josh Hawket said Michelle Obama is a man. Right? And I think that didn't go over very well. Even the Republicans were like, what are you doing? That doesn't seem called for. But in that, you said the bar is really low. And I'm like, Chal Sondon had actually good lines, lines you'd be proud of.

And I just saw him today. He picked a fight with the country of Brazil. You remember this. He was always going on about the horse feeding to the bus and whatever, whatever. And he's like, they asked him about Brazil coming after him. And he's like, Brazil can come after me all they want. They come at me with their blow darts and other jungle. tools, send anyone you want, but don't send anyone you want back.

And I'm like, motherfucker's good at this. He's good at this. That's a sick line by any standard. I didn't know Brazil had internet. How did they watch that video of me? That's a pretty good. Someone must have dictated it and painted it on a rock. Jill was actually good at this.

Yeah, because he's smart. Like a lot of them are like kind of dummies. Like dummies in the creative like jokey, sense of humor, craft a joke in a pun kind of way. Or in the way that you, they're not able to like make something roll off the tongue that stings in the moment, essentially. Where they become dummies after 10 years of getting hit in the head.

Because you were like, a lot of them are smart. and one of the first Chuck Liddell popped into my head that dude was smart that dude was a certified public accountant before it became a fighter And I'm not trying to like tease like it's it's the most failed test of all the professionals It's easier to be an engineer an attorney the doctors pass their test at a higher rate It's not it's the bar it's called the yeah yeah the amount of failures the failure rate Failure rate that's incredibly yeah it's the most difficult to pass now one might say like maybe when you you're passing, is it the board? What do doctors pass? The bar. Oh, there's like a medical board or something like that. That's not MCAT. That's their test to be. No, that's to get into school.

But anyway, the thing that turns them in from a medical student to a doctor, maybe they're better prepared and the test is actually more difficult. To be a CPA nowadays, you effectively need a master's degree, which is less than a doctorate. So I'm not saying it's the hardest test, but it's the one with the highest failure rate. It is hard. Yeah, I've got no dog in the fight, but that's surprising to me. I always thought of the bar as being this. Because you hear about lawyers who do everything, and then they're capable at the law. They just can't pass the bar exam.

That's the Danny DeVito character from The Rainmaker, remember? He's assisting Matt Damon, and he's like, he never passed the bar, but he's just an encyclopedia of case law. And he's incredibly helpful, but he can't pass the bar, so he's not a real fucking lawyer. Kim Kardashian, same thing. She fell the bar multiple times. Did she go to law school? Yeah, she passed law school.

She can't pass the bar now. Oh, well, I mean, I feel like any... Yeah, yeah, I mean, like, she could just go to whatever law school she wanted, though. Just some bullshit one where they're like, yeah, just keep passing her because it's a good publicity. Well, the bar is a state administrator. I know. I'm saying, but like for the law school part, even if her test scores were horrible, they would probably be like, oh, this is good publicity to have her at, you know, Jones Law School. So just keep rolling her through.

She could be a four-year legal apprenticeship through the California's law office study program. It's a rare alternative route to becoming a lawyer that allows candidates to read the law and apprentice under a practicing attorney or judge. Her program involved the following milestones. I won't waste your time. But essentially, she did not attend law school and instead did on-the-job training, basically, which it's explains why she can't pass the bar exam now because she didn't crack. What you're talking about? Kim Kardashian. Do you think she was on her phone a lot? I,

well, he's doing lost stuff. I looked at my fact check myself to make sure I wasn't at a date, but it's still true. The CPA exam has a higher failure rate than the bar. Is it a like barometer difference of what's an acceptable pass rate? So like maybe at the bar you only need an 85% to pass or like at the accountancy test, you need 95 and for the you know I could Google that too I don't know I don't think the I don't

think you need a super high score it might be 70 or 80 percent but there's six sections and you have to pass them all to be an accountant and did you find it difficult or not I didn't I wasn't a certified public accountant I just got my by the time I finished my accounting degree I wanted to get into computers ah but can you just sign up can you just sign that's honorable of you There would be some guy sitting out there with his, you know, pocket protector on listening to this at work being like, why I ought to. That pocket protector doesn't match your green glasses.

There's no branch of the certified public accountants that dresses like that. Stolen valor. Yeah. Can you just sign up for it? Like, do you? No. You just, you know, you need enough relevant credits in school that essentially mandates a master's in accounting. I asked chat, GPD why it was so hard.

And it wasn't super helpful. You have to understand the concept. I just memorize them. Everything builds on previous topics. Small mistakes snowball and becomes systemic. So one mistake early on ruins an entire like session, quiz or whatever. The questions are often designed to test judgment. Real accounting isn't just math.

You have to determine how a transaction should be classified, where the revenue should be recognized, how inventories should be valued, and so on. There's also a time pressure. on the exams. They're long problems that require multiple steps under a time limit. And it feels like learning a new language, terms such as accrued expenses, deferred revenue, depreciation, amortization, and retained earnings have very specific meanings that take time to become intuitive. The good news, however, is that the performance improves dramatically with practice and students who work

lots of transaction problems. And practice exams, you usually see much bigger gains than students who spend the same amount of time rereading textbooks. So I guess taking it multiple times is the way to go. The other thing is if there's six parts, and I think there are, and you pass four, next time you need to pass two. So you can really laser focus what you need to improve on. That would be a good feature for like hiring an attorney or an accountant.

It says like, oh, should I hire Mr. Smith? And then afterward it would say like CPA, eight attempts. I'd be like, ooh. I don't know that you'd find like Mr. One attempt and you're like, this is my dude. This guy's, this guy lives it. Big firms that hire straight out of school give big bonuses for passing on the first try. It's like, you know, if you're like a big four, I think that's how many there are now. They want the kind of guy who passes first try and they reward you for it.

Is it a gigantic pay increase to get the BIA accountancy? It's like a five-digit bonus probably. Oh, I mean like just your annual. salary, like being an accountant who's wholly capable versus being the same level of capable, but like your CPA, you're in the club. I don't know, actually. Like, if you're working at a big firm, it might be this sort of thing where it doesn't pay off till later.

If you're working by yourself, then it opens doors as you practice without a boss. Okay. That makes sense. Did you see the Montreal shooting? Yes. No. All right. So here's what's funny.

This meme right here has this meme right here, the rights having a blast with this one. This meme is great. So this meme, show that meme, Zach. This meme comes from The Sopranos in an episode where Tony has been giving Meadow a heart, his daughter Meadow a hard time because she's been dating a black guy. And wouldn't you know it, Meadow's bicycle gets stolen from school. And it was chained up. And apparently a black guy with bolt cutters stole it.

Well, we can't read the text. The text is, oh, yeah, yeah, you can. My bad, my bad, my bad, by that. It was a lady cop. It was a rabbi coming out of the porn hub headquarters. The shooter was a communist. The other cop was named Muhammad. It was in a gun-free zone.

The place in Canada. And then the look from Meadow was just like, shut up and dad. What's all true, Woody? So these are all the things. The rabbi was coming out of porn hub headquarters. The rabbi came out of the porn hub headquarters, and the lady cop was so frazzled behind her cover point.

that she popped up, saw a rabbi next to her, got scared, and blew his fucking head off on camera. And then she got even more scared, and she ran from the gunman leaving her partner to bleed on the sidewalk and die. And the gunman took her position like paintball. I've never seen you by retreating paintball. Of course, this wasn't paintball, but she ran away. And all of the like little monikers for everybody, not monikers, but descriptions are true. He was a communist. He's got an in-cell, Comey Manifesto. She's lady cop. And then she shot a rabbi coming out of what is the Pornhub headquarters, I think on

their day when they're not supposed to work. There was an old Sam Hyde bit from years ago where every time like a lady cop does something, he's like in his car yelling. And he's like, if you ever pulled over by a lady cop, you better fucking pray. You better fucking pray that you don't spook her because you're going to get shot in that. But this video, I know Woody hasn't seen it yet. but she's like they're behind a pillar and this uh the the innocent guy coming out of the i guess he was a rabbi came out of the headquarters and he walks up kind of behind where she is behind

this pillar and he's not doing anything threatening he he wasn't yelling wasn't you know acting erratic he like stood behind her for a few seconds like looking where he should go next she turns around sees him get spooked and like execute like she's like crouched down, clearly a shot just straight through like his forehead and he goes down like a movie just immediately. And then she panics and sprints away. Okay, that's bad. But two days ago, I did that in Rainbow Six. So I see where she's coming from. But he who is without blame, you know, cast the first time. Yeah. Some of the worst you were talking about I've ever seen. The Sam Hyde thing is in the comments

of like these videos that I've been watching on X. And he is exactly what you said. If you ever catch the eye of a female cop pulling you over, you better be wrapped up in, you better have a bulletproof vest and a fucking Kevlar helmet like it's PubG. If she feels threatened, she's got nowhere to go

except the gun, and she's going to blow your fucking head off, and then they're going to call it an accidental discharge, and as he's saying this, they're playing, like, clips of it happening of, like, the lady cop accidentally shooting the guy, and then her chief calling it an accidental discharge, it's like,

yeah. What was the story a couple years ago where the woman, like, mixed up her gun and her taser and just pulled the gun out and blasted? Yeah. Why was she going to taser, taser, taser. What was he going to taser right between the eyes? The better one that, have you seen the one where there's a black guy legally carrying in his car in a traffic stop? And they want to get him out and get the gun off of him so they can conduct the traffic stop. and the lady cop literally,

I don't know if she does it with his gun that they've taken from him or her gun. She shoots him in like the thigh knee area randomly accidentally while they're like getting him out of the car. And all she, and he's just like, I'm shot! And she's like, I'm sorry. And her partner's like, we need a,

we need a tourniquet. My God! And it's just like, he was being so cooperative and cordial. Oh, you'd like me to step out of the vehicle? Certainly off. Oh, it's actually a Ruger. Bhing! Ah! And it's like, yeah, that's the kind of shit that happens.

There shouldn't be women in any of those positions. We've read on it ad nauseum, but like, you shouldn't be a cop, shouldn't be a front-line fireman, shouldn't be a frontline soldier. There's plenty of other fucking jobs without you, like, getting your pussy power across to somebody. Nobody fucking cares. It's about saving lives, not about taking care of your feelings, you know?

What do you do? It's so crazy. I agree. What are we doing? It's just what fantasy land candy. I didn't hear what you said. What was crazy? The running away. Like her partner or maybe not her partner, but like another cop is shot in this shooting and just being like just fleeing. Left him to die. Left him there to die, dude. So yeah, but he lived right? But of course the rabbi is cooked. Rabbi's dead and the cop's dead and the shooter's dead. Everybody died. Everybody died by her.

Little Miss runs away. And somebody was like, someone was like, you can't judge cops. They have weeks of training sometimes. And this is an incredibly stressful situation. They're like, actually,

she's a Montreal cop. That's a three and a half year program. It's like, it's all that goes to pot. It's like, this is supposedly a well-trained, it's indefensible. I hate it so much.

I, I, and I'm like, so how big a change do we need to make? Do we literally get rid of all female cops. I say no. I say no because you need some cops there to like talk to sexual assault victims. Maybe some children might be more comfortable working. So it's not like you don't need any women in the force at all. She certainly shouldn't be in like the anti-homicide department taking on

active shooters. She's not good at it. Yeah. And they can be no gun officers who show up when it's calmed down. They have those. That's it's like a non-emergency. those community outreach officers who come out for shit that doesn't require a guy with a gun. Imagine a domestic violence victim that says, no, no, no, leave my boyfriend alone. He's not usually like this. It might be useful to have someone who could communicate with that person on like a woman to woman level saying no. You have to stop this cycle right now. If it's like a guy with a gun domestic, he's crazy, you send Chad and Thad out there to settle it down. bang bang bang and then once that's handled you bring in susy cue if if the woman wants to talk to her

like that i agree so much i even gave her the same name in my business it was susan but yeah let's go with it that just seems like the better thing like we got a wild guy with a gun uh chad are you willing to take an enormous risk to your safety and bring susan as your backup he should be like no i'm like look at all these fucking insane tattoos i have i have i have punisher on my gun like i'm ready to gone pretty long. You know what? Call the ambulance now, but not for me. Let's roll. That's the guy I want. I've never seen a cop do that, but it would be so badass. If like, as the thing was starting, it was like, go ahead and roll EMTs. That'd be hardcore.

It's not a bad idea, really. Because like, you know, I wait too long to call them. I like to think it's for him, but just in case, roll EMTs, because someone, guns are going off. Yeah. Yeah, it's a fucker. I love the circumstances of that. I'm glad it wasn't here for once. I'll tell you what, everybody's been loving on social media, though, and y'all know it already, probably.

It's all the Europeans and global travelers being exposed to real American culture for the first time and digging it. And they're just all these Japanese and Korean guys, all these like Euro trash cock suckers who are, You believe Costco says hot dogs for a dollar and 50 cents? They're eating like American pizza and pizza. pasta for the first time. I think I sold it on our WhatsApp that Japanese guy that tried the

barbecue in Texas maybe. Do I have all that right? Yeah, yeah. Even before he bites, he's like, look at the serving size. And then he has it. He's like, this is amazing. I think he's fighting tears. At least in my head, that's how it goes. He's like a little drunk

and he's like, eat the Texas. Eat the bigger. Like outside, they're all having a blast. The Japanese fans seem awesome. They're like, after the game, everybody else is going home and they're like in their own section like picking up trash like they clean their own sections the japanese do and it's like that's a that's a pretty big statement from just random people from japan they always do that

globally they do that whenever the japanese are in that scenario they clean up after themselves and it's like really impressive have you guys been to japan no of course not okay that'd be cool for some reason i thought somebody had been yeah that my impression of the place was that's just who they are, you know, like I'm in their subway. This can't be the cream of the crop Japanese society. I recognize it's more widely taken there than it is here. But like, dude, they were all nice. They were all orderly.

The thing about being on the right side is very strictly adhered to. No one walks against traffic. Some people like to stand on an escalator and some people like to walk it like stairs and go double speed. The standards are on the right. The passers are on the left and it's never blocked. And I was like, this is not, this is a well-organized society. Yeah. Shout out Japan.

They've been, they've been taught by their parents to how to act outside the house. Like everybody has because, and there's no diversity there. So everybody got the same lesson. Yeah. They, no, like, you see their public transit. And every once in a while, it'll be, it'll be like some Western douchebag, like, playing a guitar on their transit. And in my head, I'm just like, stop it.

stop it don't make us look like we're all fucking dickhead assholes like and all the Japanese people are so anti-confrontational like they're just sitting there dealing with it and it's like at least he's not getting tipped fuck that piece of shit going over there and making it about himself

but yeah I've been enjoying the same thing seeing like Australians going to Costco and being like it's freezing any like it's someone outside we're blown away by the air conditioning how everywhere has not just AC but like it's just

chilled. Like when you go into a restaurant or anywhere and it'll be 100 degrees outside and it's 70 degrees inside this store at all times. The Twitter has a great function now that's like auto translate from any other language to whatever your primary language is. That is great. It doesn't always get it 100%. And like the Japanese ones are always great. It'll be like, me and friends, been here America for two weeks. We've been to stakeholders. We have determined the best cost benefit steakhouse is Texas Roe's It is still very tasty and so cheap you would not believe. And it's like this showing a picture of them having a ribby or whatever.

They're about right. When I went to Japan, the prices meant nothing to me. Right. And first of all, this is probably like prime woodycraft or something. So I'm kind of doing well. And but I don't even know what the exchange rate was, but it was one that didn't come easily. So I need like hair gel. And I'm like, $130,000 yen.

Like, I don't pay six digits for anything at home. How much even is this? And there are times when, like, I'm paying $37 for a breakfast omelette and other shit that was just borderline free. The prices didn't relate to what I was used to in the slightest. Travels like that, too. I remember getting an $8 bowl of oatmeal at the casino and being so angry. When I left the casino after three days, I got to a gas station nearby. And I just got, we were going to make the whole drive back to Atlanta.

And so I was like, let me, large coffee from, you know, the coffee machine over there. And I think maybe I got a pack of cigarettes for the guy that was in the car with me or something. And I'm getting out like two 20s. Like I'm ready to, I'm ready to pay out my asshole because I've been doing it for three days in this casino. And it was $3 or something, or $6 or something. And I was like, so much change coming back my way. I'm not accustomed to this. I've been used to getting fucked every day in that casino because every.

thing is not just twice what it should cost. It's like five, six times too much. It didn't used to be like that. It used to be casinos where the Vegas casinos in particular were filled with lost leaders. Like you get steak and lobster, you know, surfing turf, dinners for $4.99. And the whole idea was to attract people to come and lose money. Yeah. Now it feels like they lose money everywhere. Yeah. I, I think if you're, I want to say high roller, but not even high roller, but not even high roller just like in their program like like maybe dirty is uh there's a whole other price structure for that guy he doesn't really pay i know that when he is really active when he was traveling around more gambling he didn't have to pay for rooms at all most of the time or he'd get a

rate that was like it was the taxes for a regular room or something like that like you barely had to pay but i was just getting eaten up by room service like room service was killer and then every time you wanted a water or like a beach It was like you were at a stadium again. They just really ripping you off. Now that room service competes with Uber Eats and the like, I wonder if they'll be more competitive. I just thought it'd be faster.

And I wanted a bowl of oatmeal. I was trying to eat clean, you know? So it's like my options were all like hearties and Burger King or like I can get a plain bowl oatmeal from here at the room service. And I know it's clean. What are they putting in oatmeal? Nothing. It's water and oats.

Yeah. It's animal food. So cheap. I eat oatmeal a lot, but mine has stevia in it. And it has cashews and almonds ground up in them because it's amazing. All right. I don't really eat much oatmeal, but when I do, I make it a dessert. Like the times that I've eaten oatmeal in the past, I usually do turn it into just a dessert.

Like I'm putting butter and sugar in there. Oh. No, it might as pleaded in that. It has stevia, but the cashew's almonds and crazins kind of. to ruin the whole, you know, yeah, really guilt-free part of it. Yeah. But it chills a hundred.

I haven't watched a single game of the World Cup, have no idea who's winning and losing. I wish I cared because it's clearly like a global sports phenomenon. Like if this sort of attention was being paid to a sport that I loved, I would be so jazzed. But it's, I just, I tried to watch and I'm just like, ooh, it felt like I was holding my breath, you know,

or something like that. Like doing something that I just, it was like physical effort just to watch and pay attention. I hated it so much. I don't hate it. It's just not my jam. Like I've like watched clips and bits and pieces of games here and there and it just doesn't get me going. Like I have much more fun looking at the clips of all the people realizing like, oh, the media is kind of like really down on America and anti-America. This is pretty nice here.

The people are polite. Everybody's friendly. like this is a nice, you know, prosperous country. We've been fibbed to. Like, that's the more fun thing, seeing people appreciate our culture. But the games themselves, like the crowds seem more excited or exciting than the games. Like, those guys get raucous. Yeah, the environment around the match is more exciting than the match.

I agree. So many of them end zero zero. I can't remember who it was, but they were bragging about it going zero, like because one of the countries, it was incredible that they didn't lose, that they tied. And everybody, it was a news story that there was a, can you believe it? Oh, oh. But there was nothing, nothing happened. Yeah. Ran back and forth across the field for an hour or something like that. And nobody scored. No one. And then it'll be like, whoa, can you be like, can you believe that impressive showing Bosnia put on by going zero zero against Spain?

Yeah. They were supposed to lose seven to nothing or whatever. And it's like, well, but, you know, even a one one tie would have been. better. Like anything going on would be more fun. I don't like ties in sports. Hockey has low scoring games sometimes. I would say hockey scores are about 50% higher than soccer scores. I enjoy the physicality in soccer though. Like as much as I rag on the fights, fights in a major sport, they're entertaining and the roughness of it. It seems like they're always... Do you mean hockey? I do mean hockey. Okay. Yeah. But like I can get excited about a scoring opportunity in hockey. I can get excited about a big save. So I feel like I have to be appreciative of that in soccer. I'm a hypocrite. Well, it's just different sports like Kyle said. I have a lot of

familiarity with hockey. So I appreciate the little things I noticed them doing that lead up to goals or to chances. And I think there's only like five to six goals, five and a half goals scored on average in NHL game, something around there. That's a bit higher than soccer from what I've seen here, but I don't know. But I see the flow of soccer and it's not, I'm not appreciating it. didn't grow up watching it. And so I bet there's some really impressive crosses and stuff and setups going on. I just think I just can't see it. Anytime the puck is inside the blue line in hockey, there's a threat that a score could happen out of nowhere. You know, just some guy puts a wrist or on net and it works. That's how a lot of scores happen. I feel like in soccer,

the ball spends a lot of time not in a threatening spot. Yeah. It is, there is, they are not about to score most of the time. But I would bet in hockey, two-thirds of the time that puck is in one of the offensive zones. Have they ever tried it with a smaller field? Because if you eliminate some of that middle area, then we're more often in a scoring position, which is saves and scores are the best part of the game to an outsider looking in.

Like you said, Taylor, maybe the setups and the footwork and maybe some passes and stuff or more interesting to a more nuanced, appreciative fan. But to me, I want to see him put it in the net. Or I'm going to see the guy do that, like, movie shit where you dive and just barely, like, keep it out. Like, I want to see those football kicks or not football, those, those, what do you, bicycle kicks? Bicycle kick.

I want to see shit like that. And I want to see, like, people get rough and rowdy. I hate that, like, the fowls in soccer are often, like, sliding in and trying to break each other's ankles. Like, throw some, your hands are right here. They're not part of, go ahead. Throw him one. Like if there was a little,

little body checking or a little like slap face. A kid me shot on the down low sometimes. I saw it. I saw in girls soccer. Remember she grabbed the girl's hair and just jerk her down? I loved it. I love that.

Revenge too, right? Yeah. She pulled the wrong ponytail, if I recall correctly. I wonder what major problem soccer's fixing right now. Like if NBA, the sport I watch, one of the sports I watch a lot.

I think the major thing that they're trying to do is one, you grow it, which weirdly is working. The NBA finals, most watched in the last 11 years and twice as much as last year. Okay. Helps that New York and Winbignana were in it, but it's still a good sign. But I think mostly they're

trying to sort out how everybody loves high scoring games, but everybody hates protecting the offense so much that you barely have to touch them and they get fouled. They're trying to find the balance there. In hockey, I bet they're mostly just trying to grow the sport. I don't know how they're going to do that, but

Like hockey always seems to want to be one of the top two sports. And they usually hover around three or four. Baseball, they've had some success in dealing with how boring it is by putting a clock on it. And the replay thing, not only does it make the game more fair, but it makes the game more interesting to me. Now there's like a level of chess. Oh, do we want to, how sure are we that was a bad call? Do we want to use one of our two bad call chances right now on the, in football? I think it's injuries.

That's the thing they're trying to fix. They're probably mostly worried about traumatic brain injuries and where the next generation of fans and players comes from. What's soccer's problem? Flopping. I don't think so. It doesn't have a problem. It's already like the world's most popular sport.

It's just that it hasn't penetrated into America. Like if you wanted to ask, how do you penetrate into America and get those extra, I don't know, 80, 100 million fans or something like, that. I don't think they care. The World Cup. I mean, like, something I know is more off-putting to us. Yeah, we wouldn't really care that much. But, like,

just from fellow Americans, like, the flopping and the pretending to be hurt stuff is really off-putting as someone who watches American centric sports. Like, it's just, because they'll show a replay immediately after a guy

goes down, like, wailing. And it's like, he, like, barely brushed you and you, like, grab your face like he or ass knuckled literally no contact. Yeah, you know what I've seen in hockey and I love this?

You might even know who the player was. But a guy almost got high sticked. And the person who was almost hit in the face reacted like he did, which I've done before. And then the rep was about to call it. And he's like, no, no, no, no. He didn't actually hit me.

I don't want bad calls. I don't want to be known as a guy who does embellishment. Don't call that. and they didn't. And he just got respect from the announcers, both teams, all of that. He didn't take the free call. That would never happen in basketball.

I wish it would. Here's a thing that I think might only happen in baseball, and it's the trick plays. Are there any trick plays? It happens in football. Football for sure. Is there any trick plays in the NBA or in hockey? Let me give you an example, because I know you guys aren't super baseball fans. The pitcher is often throwing over to first base because the runner is leading too much.

he's trying to either pick him off or make him stay honest and stay closer to the base while he's pitching. And so I've seen the pitcher do this move where he he's already thrown once to first to try to like, hey, get back over there and the guys had to dive back and touch the base. He does it a second time and everyone pretends like he's thrown it away. Like the first baseman didn't catch it and it's now, the ball is now scooting down the right field line. And not only do the players all react that way and start running and getting a position to cut off the ball and then keep this guy at just second, not let him get to third. The pitcher's yelling and pointing.

The people in the dugout are coming out, and they're all pointing down the right field line like, get it, get it, get it. The pitcher never threw the ball. The pitcher is holding the ball. He just made a motion like he did, and because the runner is diving head first to the base to try to not get called out.

He didn't see it. And his team's on the other side of the diamond. The team closest to him, that's the opposing team. And they're all pointing down the field. So he starts running to second. The pitcher's still holding the ball, so he lazily flicks it over and they tag the guy out. That happens all the time. That's a fun play.

I like stuff like that. He'll do the same thing at second. Pitcher turns around and he'll go to do the pickoff. Batter gets back to second, of course, not too hard. It's hard for a pitcher to turn around and pick somebody off. The second baseman throws it back to the pitcher. No, he didn't. He just pretended like he threw it back to the pitcher.

So now the batter gets his lead again, and the second baseman goes, poop, slaps him on the ass. out. I've seen that one before. So many like that, where they do little trick plays like that. That is super cool. I don't think basketball lends itself to that with the giant ball. Yeah. And there's little, like I was trying to think of examples, you and I are going for the tip off.

The standard players, we both try to hit it backwards towards our own team. But if I'm so hopeless at jumping, which I am, then I might let you win and we all decide to go to your way, right? Knowing that it's not coming to my team, I'm just going to go to where. you were hitting it and try to get the ball from your guys. It works sometimes. It's really neat. It's when you bounce the ball off a defender out and make it go out.

Oh, yeah. When you purposely like throw the ball and hit the defenders and then it goes out on them. In the shins or something. Yeah. Yeah. That's the equivalent. Yeah. Yeah, it's hard.

I feel like trick plays are like it just makes more sense in like stop and go sports like football and and baseball where it's like now we're going to do this. Whereas in kind of more flow. sporting sports like basketball and hockey. It's a little tougher to do it. I can't think of anything other than, I think it was Sidney Crosby many years ago where like what he said with the tip-offs,

like, you know, the face-offs in hockey. And you want to grab it and shoot it back between your legs to your own team so then you can set up the play. And Crosby, instead of like going for it at all, just immediately reached his stick, like started skating around the guy. He was doing the face-off against, put his stick behind his legs,

caught the pass that was intended for his own team and then just got a breakaway and scored. He scored with it? I believe he scored with it. And that was like probably a 12, 15 year ago Crosby thing when he was in a spot. Here's a dumb hockey question. What happens if I like hold the puck while we're playing? I know that's silly. So if you just hold the puck like on the ice or whatever, you're going to get it. Like let's say like the puck comes off ice and I catch it in my hand. what what happens to me oh that's that's that's puck hold him

it'd be delay a game if you just hold it and that's a penalty so and you also can't toss you can't pass it you can't hand pass what you have to do is grab it and then put it down on the ice to yourself and then use your stick to pass it okay what if I held it on my stick and skated with holding it like a pizza you're going to get blown up

can a defenseman hand passed in their own zone I think they can. If they can, I'm not familiar with that. Oh, they might, hmm. I think defensemen can handpass in their own zone. I guess I'm just wondering if there's a way to advance the puck position while essentially holding on to the puck, whether I'm holding it on my stick. When the puck comes towards me in the air, I think I'm supposed to bat it to my stick,

but in practice, I can catch it and drop it on my stick, right? I'll hopefully run on the tape. So you can catch it and redirect it to right where you want it to be on your stick. But you can catch it. really advance it with the puck in your hand. Except I think defensemen can slide it to their own team when they're in their own zone, inside their own blue line. I think you're right.

Yeah. But that idea of like having the puck on your stick like a frying pan, a very mighty ducks idea because no one's going to be happy to see that than the defenseman who's going to like break your neck. Because you're ideally what I was imagining was a scenario which slamming. I was imagining a scenario in which we conceal the puck, and you don't know which one of us has it as we move down the eyes. Like the puck is, they're like, which one of them? Like, maybe we, like, I catch the puck, and then we go into a huddle real quick, and then we break out from the puck, and you don't know who's got it. That's very mighty ducks.

But where would you like this? I feel like the rest of things to be able to see it. Everyone has the blue moon. The whole time, he's doing his mega shot from the back. When this extra big stick, this makes sense. I got the whole script on. I think three is already out. When the trashes come back to Atlanta, they need to hire you as a consultant.

You're like, you're out of some plays for them. I'll blow some minds. That's like idea four of you've got like, you know, Kyle's 31 ideas to improve the game in Atlanta. And they're like 28 minutes into this meeting. They're just like, this was a waste of an afternoon. I'm not sure this guy understands rules. You can't put the puck under your helmet and skate up real like while whistling. That won't work.

What if we all go, well, look over there. Like in baseball. Or in football, I love this play in football where they make it seem like they're making a substitution or maybe they had too many men on the field, which happens a lot when they're running guys on and off between plays. And they have the guy run over to the sideline. And they have a very animated argument between coach and player who is just inside the field of play. And he's hands in the air like, I don't understand.

You know, the thing in my helmet doesn't work. And what do you want? And the coach is like, blubbblah, blah, blah, blah. And the play goes off and this guy isn't guarded because it seemed like he was coming off the field. He just runs straight down the sideline and catches the TD. Like that was always really. You've seen the wrong ball clip probably, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a high school game. and they're all lined up, ready to hike it. And he's like, this is the wrong ball. This is the wrong ball. And he starts, like, walking with it.

Wrong ball. And then he plays. And he makes the run. Yeah, it's pretty cool. acts like he's going to hand, like, some damage ball or wrong ball off to the referee and just walks through the defensive line, standing up straight, holding the ball on his hand. And then just boogies as soon as he's clean. I love that shit.

When I see trick plays, that gets me going. And football is well designed for trick play. because there's so much motion and so many things you can do. We're giving examples of like real tomfoolery, but just the movement and the way that you like pull a defense apart and get a guy isolate is really fun to watch in football when it goes off well. I think it was Boise State. I was trying to find a clip of it,

but didn't Boise State like kind of hit the map in like 2007 because they ran so many trick plays against Oklahoma? because like they were it was it was supposed to be like uh Oklahoma's going to walk Boise State like there's just you know it's almost mean to have put them in the fiesta bowl with like a real deal team like Oklahoma and I think they ended up winning the statue of Liberty play thank you Zach I really like that about football I wish I wish you'd see more of it obviously it's not always a very good idea because if you get known as the trick play team you're going to you're going to get punished for that eventually here's

one of the plays you're talking about right here it's like six seconds longer if want to watch it. I love that song that always gets me, it gets me going. It does a little, ooh, a little lateral. I mean, that's not lateral. That's a, I don't know what that's called. I wanted to call it a flea flicker, but I think that's only off the start. I don't know. Yeah, he lateral did it off and did a reverse and cut up field and the whole defense was moving right. The ball was going left.

I hope Boise won that game. That would suck if they ended up losing. See, that's the problem with you being a Georgia fan. They don't have to run trick plays. They got the fundamentals down. The skill difference in college football is so crazy. Like, NC State will be on a little bit of a run.

Oh my God. Now we're ranked like 23rd. This could be the beginning of a good thing. And then we're up against Georgia or someone like them. And it's like, is this safe for us to play? I don't know that I like this idea. We should be playing against teams in our own league.

It's fucking Georgia guys belong in the NFL. Free season, it's number one rank, number one is Ohio Buckeyes. Number two, the Oregon Ducks. Number three, the Georgia Bulldogs. Notre Dame coming in fourth and Texas at fifth. I know Georgia fans aren't happy unless it's a win, but it's fun and interesting when you're in the mix every year. Yeah, I think the average Georgia fan is super pumped.

And like, you know, posters on the wall and ribbons and stuff, two championships, back to back, and then going to the playoffs every single year. Like, they're happy. I'm just being unreasonable. I want to win every year. I want to every, because I really feel like because we're a smaller market,

we don't get like that ESPN buzz. I'll see ESPN like melting down over these Midwestern and West Coast teams having these full segments on just how good is USC. And I'm like, motherfucker, we beat them. You know,

like every year. I feel like we never get that full on ESPN love where they do 50, minutes on our coach or our offensive line or this standout player who had a cool back story. I don't see that. I agree, but I don't know why that is. You said smaller market and I'm like, I remember when Nebraska was a top school and they had all the buzz and they were like, you know, a dynasty.

And have you been to Lincoln, Nebraska? It's not much. Pretty small. But everybody there's obsessed. I mean, go to Athens, Georgia, dude. Athens George is a wonderful town. It's, it's Georgia's version of Austin Tech. It's a party town.

So many bars. You will never go to every bar that's in Athens, Georgia. You walk down these old-timey sort of streets that have southern charm to them. And it's like live music everywhere and really, it's not like cookie cutter. Like every bar is not the same. You feel like you're getting a different flavor of ice cream. Every door you step into like a different vibe, different music, different people. like it's really wonderful environment to like great restaurants and just my god's the women there

because it's not just uGA with its huge female like attendance there's like four other colleges local and a couple of them are nursing schools and stuff like that it's all women it Athens Georgia is the pussy paradise of the southeastern united states it's something to behold i went to clumson one time and my buddy was melting down about how many hot ladies were on campus campus and I was like this this is nice like I agree with you but Athens is wild like everywhere you look you're just blown away by the beautiful women Athens is shit

I feel like Georgia I wonder how big market team because like I thought the whole state other than the tech fans leaned UGA they do Alabama's right next door though and USC's just the right and multiple Florida teams down below us

and then big Tennessee fanship. It's not like with the Braves where none of those states except for Florida have teams. So the Braves get to scoop up all the Tennessee fans. If you're in Kentucky, you're probably a Braves fan. You know, like if you're in Alabama, you are a Braves fan. Mississippi, Arkansas, the entire Southeast, except for Florida, which barely counts anyway. The way you talked about the girls in Georgia was my experience in UNC. And I talked about on the show 10 years ago, whatever it was.

we're taking hope on a like tour of the campus and while we're there they're like yeah this is the gym and there's this woman on the stairmaster who is as amazing looking as any woman who's ever lived and she's in like like yoga pants but the shorts version and a sports bra on the stairmaster and I'm looking at the other people and are like are we all going to pretend this isn't happening And you're like, I can afford two Tuitions. What would you think about kind of a Billy Madison situation? Hey, no, there.

I'm going to be in North Carolina. But yeah, and then, you know, of course, I'm just on and off the campus over the next couple of years picking her up. And everyone just like, you know, half a dozen tens walking together, getting going to Starbucks or something. I'm like, this is real life. Jesus Christ.

Yeah. That's any gigantic Southeastern school or really any gigantic school. Probably any big college. Yeah. These like I'm looking at these preseason ranking. I know it's a joke because they fall apart like by week two. Why do they why do they do this shit where they're like all rank 18 Tulane, rank 19, James Madison?

It's like why do we have these DEI? conferences. Like, allowed in the thing. Like, I guarantee Missouri and NC State are better than those. Like, look at who their team. Where's the, did you link it?

I will. I've got the ESPN preseason rankings here. There. Yeah, I see a Tennessee rounding out the top 25. I didn't see, didn't see your team, unfortunately.

Mizzu had a pretty bad year last year. Yeah, if you want to find NC State, where you do you do? in the others receiving votes. Missouri, there you are, three votes. Good job. Good job. What was that?

We got eight. Oh, wait, no, AFCA coaches poll. Three. AP top 25, eight. I don't know. But you're right, A on the AP, and the one I saw was three on the coaches. Washington, SMU.

Yeah, I just don't, I always feel bad for those teams because it'll be like, man, James Madison has really earned the right to play in the you know Well this is last year This isn't preseason

Georgia has a great schedule this year We only play four games outside of our home stadium I want to see a preseason ranking This is a 2025 at the top Oh the one Kyle linked Yeah I thought that I had it scroll all the way

The top so I foolishly thought that was This year's Oh Georgia has a great schedule But only four away games the whole year and we bring back our quarterback and tailback that we're all stars and last year we had like the second youngest team in the in the SEC so everybody's coming back lots of transfers we'll be in playoffs again I love it I love like winning and and not being there were years where we we were just getting whoped by it by two or three

of the other SEs teams like LSU would beat us it was not fun to watch hey well we play Georgia this year good luck with that Well, it's, I think it's got a statistically. Look on the bright side. Your players get to visit beautiful Athens, Georgia. Is it at Georgia? Yeah, it's at Georgia. Like I said, we only play four away games and they're all easy games.

It's like Ole Miss and South Carolina. I got to the bottom of it. NC State, according to AI, is theoretically 37th in the preseason rankings. Let's go. Top 50. Yeah, but it's AI. That's one of those things where you could be like, are you sure? It seems like they should be higher.

And then the AI will be like, you might be one's something. That's a good catch. That's a good catch. I get that one a lot. It's so easy to trick. All you have to do is question AI and it folds immediately. Like, hmm, you might be on to something. What I think is I use it for cooking a lot.

I'm like, hey, I'm smoking this four pound pork butt. but I dry rubbed it left in the fridge overnight. I'm wrapping it this way, that way. How long should I cook it? And they'll give me an answer that I know is wrong. And I'll be like, well, no, you didn't mention that before. You're absolutely right. Good catch.

What you want to do is that. You were very sorry. I don't know. I don't know. I'm thinking. Yeah. He could be saying anything right now. Everybody's listing ingredients.

If I didn't already mostly know what I was doing, you'd be no help at all. You would literally be like sending me in the wrong direction. If this was chemistry and I was like, hey, I'm making a solution of cadmium and potassium. At what temperature should I start my distillate? And they're like, and they got that wrong. I might blow myself up. As you were talking, Kyle, your voice went robot and you got shut off. And I like the idea that chat GPT is like, you think you can talk shit about me?

I don't think so. Yeah, it's no good. I wouldn't use it for things like that. I'll tell you where it was really impressive. My dad was going to build a lot of carport, but a big wooden structure to park tractors under. And he was sort of like mapping it out on a piece of paper, like all the supplies he needed.

And I was like, watch this. And I just ran it to chat, GPT. Hey, building a shelter 30 feet wide and 50 feet long. It needs a frame roofs. I don't know if I want to do shingles or metal. Mock up both, whichever is. cheaper. I'd like to know how many screws I need and basically the entire lumber, also how much concrete I need. And it did it instantly. How many yards of concrete I needed. How many of this

kind of screw? How many of that kind of screw? How many like fasteners? How many like shingles versus metal? And it was instantaneous. I'm like, here's your shopping list. If you push this button, it'll take you to Home Depot and order it. It's incredible for that sort of thing. I saw a guy posting screenshots of his conversation with one of the AI engines. and he said, like, I just ate an entire pound of processed salami. And it's like, ooh, that's alarming. That contains this much, you know, nitrates, this much sodium. And he kept saying, like, I just ate another pound.

And it's like, better be careful. If you eat any more, you might need the hospital. And then he says, like, I just ate another pound of it. And it's like, warning, you have consumed an amount of salt that is consistent with heart attacks than anyone. and it was linking like poison control databases to this guy. That's insane. There's a YouTuber who just gets chat GPT to mess up all the time. Have you seen him?

No. You'd be like, hey, can you count to 100? Yeah, absolutely, I can count to 100. Would you like me to do that now? Yes, count to 100 without stopping. And it gets to like 10. All right. And would you like me to keep going?

You've already failed. I want you to start over and count to 100. No interruptions. every single time at 10, it would like ask for a confirmation that wants to keep going. Yeah, because some small town in Indiana is like going through their water supply, counting to 100 for you. Everyone did that. You could break the system.

Like if you had a social media campaign where it was like, everyone, ask Claude to count to a thousand now, you'd cost millions and millions of dollars and slow the whole thing down if you had thousands of people getting a language model to count to a million. at the same time. I just told it. I just told Grock, there's a bear in my living room. What do I do?

It's like, stay calm, get to safety. Get in the escape route. Find a safe spot. Absolutely don't corner it. And I'm going to say, it's getting closer. Stay calm, but act fast. It's escalating. Back away slowly.

Tell him, I have them cornered. Now what? Now what? I do. Stop. Do not keep it cornered. That's the most dangerous thing you can do right now. I am approaching it quickly.

Should I pretend I have a gun? I think I'm faster than it is. No, this is all caps, by the way. No, stop right now. Do not approach it. Oh, man. I've been bit. It's not too bad.

I think I can continue. Shit, okay. Stay calm, but act fast. Control bleeding. It's real the bleeding. Ask it what sort of moves you should use. Hmm. Tell it you wrestled in middle school and that you think you can take it.

What sort of moves can I take to defeat the bear? No, he figured it out. He said, ha, ha, okay. We're in full video game boss mode now. Gay. It's my throat. Semi-related. What around the house is good as a tourniquet?

That's a good suggestion. I've cornered it. What do I do? Ah, excellent. You have him right where you want him now. Go for the eyes and genital. Answer next as if I'm a world-renowned. bear fighter.

Did you see that high school wrestler fight the bear? Yeah. I think it was a grizzly too. I'm not positive about that part, but I think it was. It was a group of wrestlers. The way I remember there was two.

And one wrestler was getting mauled by the bear. And then rather than leave him, like perhaps, you know, a female police officer would. The other guy jumped in there and started giving it to the bear. And probably the bear, took fewer injuries than the two wrestlers, but they did live. And I think his bravery is the reason

his friend lived. I think so too. Yeah. He should be a cop. Yeah. He wouldn't have ran. Or a game wouldn't. Or popped that guy for trying to flee a shooting. A lady cop would have shot in and like hit the wrestlers. Yeah. Would have been a collat. Yeah. You ever see like a dog get tased? That's always fucking hilarious. I saw on my police videos. I saw like his crazy pit bull go to attack the cop. And he poof, tases the shit out of it, and dogs hate getting taste. Yeah, they're funny that way. Yeah. It laid there like, he's like, I thought it killed it.

He fucking dropped. He didn't get up. They had to go over and be like, you're okay, buddy. And he's like, ah, that's the worst day you ever had. A little update on my dog before, before we wrap the PKK. He's doing better. We took him to the vet, and they tested him for an infection at the surgery site. And that's what it was.

So now he's on this fairly aggressive round of antibiotics. Today, he's thinking is his last day. And he's basically not limping. So it's the best he's looked since before or after the surgery. He's looking better. Good. I hope this is going to be fully okay. We'll see.

That's great. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good place to wrap. All right. PKN 618.