Painkiller Already - PKN 625

Episode Date: August 13, 2026

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P.K.N. 625. Kyle was just telling the story of Trump escaping from... Where was that plane? Turkey or something? Where did he go to visit? Turkey, yeah, yeah. He pulled a Brave Sir Robin. And I guess there was some... I don't know this reference. Brave, brave Sir Robin. He ran, ran away. I guess there was some threat from Iran.

And so they were afraid to have the president fly home on Air Force One. So they had import Air Force One. They had him board Air Force One. And then, yeah, he boards Air Force One. And then he sneaks out the back into the truck that carries the food. He sneaks out the back into one of those. And they, well, it wasn't that. I've seen, like, they did put him in a catering truck and they snuck him out.

And they sent the press back home on that plane, the decoy plane. Yeah, Decoy Air Force One. And they put the president on a smaller military flight back home. But then when they got back home, they had to sneak the president back onto Air Force One, so it wouldn't look weird. So they did that. And then they had him board the new Air Force One, who was a multi-billion dollar from the Qataris. He trusted. They're not like 30 Iranians.

They didn't play. And it was like, why did they have lower our floor on our windows? Only on the right side. He's like, they didn't ask me to lower my flap. But if they had, I would have. I'd have lowered the flat. What was the reason what they thought Iran might get him? There was Israeli intelligence that Iran was trying to assassinate him.

And I think that intelligence has later been deemed unreliable, but that was what called, well, I guess better safe than sorry. I don't like Trump, but I also don't want like Iran to kill our president. Yeah, that would be a, that would be a big guy. Can you imagine how we react? Don't do that Iran, no matter what. I mean, it would be kind of fair. Like, I was, they threatened his, um, wife and kids. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Which kid? Just because we killed your dad and your kids doesn't mean you can do it to us. No, we're bigger. We're stronger. You can't do that to us. Uh-huh. No, but I mean, I don't think any, I don't, I don't think Iran's going to kill our president. B.

Netanyahu's pretty safe. I see what you did there. Yeah. He's got to be in charge. Um, I wonder. Who else was on the plane? I mean, everyone talks about the press, but like, where was Hegset? Where was Rubio? Where were all the other people who would have flown back with the president? Like, which ones made the cuts? Yeah. I wouldn't imagine they're all chilling together, like, day to day, right? Oh, I think if you're not blood related to Trump, you are. This is literally a top secret, like, hide the president in the lima and the, like, it was a misdirection against the, like, they had him board the plane as a misdirection in front of the cameras. And then they snuck him out the back. into a catering vehicle. Oh, I believe that.

I'm just saying, like, I don't think that, like, Trump and Rubio, Hegseth and the gang are all hanging out every day. Like, that's not the question. The question is who was going to be on that plane?

Who was on the decoy plane with the press? Was Hegseth there? Was Rubio there? Like, who was there for his big meeting in Turkey? I'm sure he wasn't alone. Yeah, right? Was it a meeting with Iran? It was a meeting about Iran, I think.

I don't know if Iran was there. Turkey seems like a decent middle ground country to have for that. Except they're, you know, they have their own biases. Pretty Islamic. Like, you want to talk about colonialism? Turkey. It seems like Turkey and Pakistan always seem to be the mediaries, like the ones who have a decent relationship with both sides.

Yeah. I know. as an American, you're like, neither of them are that good. I want to say they were the mediaries in some other Iran negotiations. Ah, that they may have been. Shockingly, didn't really go anywhere. No. We were right on the edge.

I heard from the president himself that Iran practically surrendered, but then didn't, for some reason. Well, we've, Woody. He's his new wig? You're in the past. We've won that war 15 times. Facts. I did see Trump's new wig, but I didn't want to bring it up. I feel like I'm always the Trump derangement syndrome guy.

And I also, like, don't know if it's a wig for short. I don't hear it. I don't hear. My own hair looks freaky half the time. Yeah, but he went from, like, one thing to another, it seemingly, at least that those two photographs look very different. It is his own hair, right? It's just he does that, like, very big swoop. Have you seen the wig accusations, Taylor?

I haven't, no. Oh. Yeah, this is new. Yeah. This is a new thing. You've always had a wig. they're saying Trump last week bought a wick. The top of his head used to be swept over from like his sideburns or something.

Now it's thick and full right on top. Maybe that's why he was in Turkey. Getting the hair restoration. That comes together, yes. See, that would be funny. If the president got one of those really like the first eight months it looks like Hellraiser hair transplants and he just rocked it all in. affected and scabby.

Zach, can you look for some Trump wig pictures? If you Google it, there's some old stuff like Halloween costumes, but there's some that are like within the last four or five days. There's a Snopes article that doesn't show it great. That doesn't look any better than his old hair. But there's more of it. This can't be, it must be a different picture. No, this is.

That's it-ish, yeah. I think to understand like the new theory, you need to see a before and after, a recent before and after, like him three months ago versus him today, which is what I saw. And there was a big notable difference, not only in the color, which, well, see, that's, that one's hardly fair, though. See, look at the one on the right. Like, look at how long those strands are going across the head. He's been doing that, like, swoop that pretend I have a ton of hair shit for a long time. Every once in a while in a video game, I get the most sincere compliment. And that compliment is that dude's cheating.

I wonder if Trump doesn't have a wig. If he's like, this is terrific. They think this is a wig? My hair is so good. They think it can't be real. It could just be longer, but it doesn't look the same. I'm looking at these pictures. I understand lighting.

And I can see how they're different. I understand hair sometimes long, sometimes thin. I sometimes when my hair is short, I see deeper into my hairline and I'm like, is it thinner? It's just shorter. So I get it. But that does look like

something extra, right? Like a toupee or a hair piece or extensions worked in there. It's just so thick. It just doesn't look any better to me. I'm not saying it looks good, but he's trying to pull off. It doesn't look thicker to you?

Not really. It just looks like his stereotypical big swoop hair. The bottom right picture of me is a guy who's never balded. This is a guy who hasn't balded. Maybe. I don't know, unless it's coming all the way from the other side,

which it could be with this guy. I think he's been balding for a long time. He's just been doing that same swoop cope for. You don't see how this is thicker. Zach, more pictures, more, more, more.

I want to, like, I just don't see so much more hair on the top. You keep going with better. That's not the argument. Faker. Fuller. I don't think it looks fuller.

Not really, no. To me, it's much fuller, but also, like, so that's, like, like, see, see, that makes it look like he. That doesn't look bad. That makes it look like he does. You know, that's not far from my hairstyle. Go Trump. He copied me. Nothing wrong with that.

I thought he had less hair than that, like if anything. Like, this demonstrates how he lets it grow like 14 inches. long and just sweeps it from where it comes from to other locations. Yeah, that's his jam. But it doesn't look thick to be here. It just looks like he lets it grow a foot and a half. That looks really

thin. This is what I'm talking. This is before. That's like Lindsay Graham hair. Yeah. This is a wispy barely there. If you got wet, some of it might fall out kind of hair. Yeah. Yeah, this is not good. This is a bad angle. Or it's a bad head

hair. Really? This is a bad head of hair. Also, it's not like a super bad windy day or like what I would think of as a cheat, ugly picture. This is just an honest picture of him on a regular day, which now is so thick and full by comparison. I don't know

when this is from. Well, his hair is way longer in the next pick that you showed. Is hair or the wig. Yeah, look how much longer it is even in the back.

It's kind of billowy. Can you go to one of the early, this was four days ago? Wait, I don't know. He said this was four days ago, the picture's flipping a lot, so I don't know which one it referenced. But anyway, you know what? It's good that Trump normalizes makeup and gender affirming care. You know, something else I noticed with him in that last pick.

as I'm getting older, my eyebrows are getting bananas. Like they're, it's a thicket. It's just, it's, it's getting brambly. Yes, yes. My steak is too juicy. My lobster is too butter. We all have these problems. Have you not experienced that, Kyle?

No. You're not getting brambly eyebrows? No. Sometimes I'll find a stray one where I'm like, my God. And I'm like, I just. I have like maybe three or four hairs on each eyebrow that seem to go pretty long. And I usually just sort of like push those straight up so I can identify them and like nip them with my, my beard trimmer thing. But I don't have like what you've got going on there, which is, I mean, it seems like they're on their way north.

Like they're heading for that Mason Dixon line. I've always had. I've always had this one. Give it time. Give it time. It'll fill in any receding hair. line. They'll just keep growing up. Oh my God. Have you guys seen that

meme where it's like people posting Ben Shapiro and his thick eyebrows and it's like for every bit of the Gaza strip they take, his eyebrows get thicker. And it's just a growing eyebrows. Really big. I got to do something about that. You got to groom those. Nah. Let it ride.

Okay. Why not? I don't know. It's a little unsightly. Not you, but Ben Shapiro, those things are a mess. Yeah. I like your little, your little single do-wop eyebrow. Oh, yeah. Well, it won't go down.

So, well, it grows that way. I mean, you shaved it right off. Where you trimmed it? Because I feel like it was gone for years. Uh, no, I've never really been religious about trimming it. I'm actually pretty terrible about it. Uh, I just kind of let my eyebrows do their thing. And I know some of.

us don't have eyebrows I have one I just put half over each eye it's totally adorable I told you I would be I'd be your donor yes yes together we'd be wheeled into the

surgery room holding hands and I Hey Taylor I'm not wearing pants Well it's not really that kind of surgery but Yeah Kyle you watched obsession and you didn't think it was as good as I did.

Oh, no. I liked it. I liked it a good bit. I don't know how much you liked it. I didn't think it was like the greatest thing I'd ever seen. It was very, very good considering it cost less than a million dollars. I thought the acting was really good, especially from the girl. Everybody. Acting was good from everybody.

There's only like four characters and really only three or four that do anything at all, really have any, like, impactful performances. that everybody else is kind of a side character. I thought it was good. I did. I liked it. I just didn't think it was amazing. I think between backrooms and obsession, those kind of get lumped together because they're both really indie horror movies.

I really think, I don't know about Woody with backrooms, but I do think you would really enjoy obsession. Like you and Jackie, that would be a good nighttime movie. Jackie doesn't like horror movies. So we're watching Widows Bay right now. Widows Bay. Do you know this movie? Do you know this TV show at all? I've only heard what Kyle's told me. I haven't watched it's on Apple TV and apparently it's the new hotness. Kyle said it was really good and that kind of stuck with me. Dirty said it was really good. That kind of stuck with me. And then I think there were like a couple other people in the call

who were like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, all right, it's got to make my list. We're watching it. There'll be a scene where like a scary thing crawls in the dark. She wants two days. Hey y'all. It's Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair. Ever order furniture online and wonder what if? Like, what if it doesn't hold up? That sofa was four days old. You should have ordered from Wayfair. With Wayfair, there's no what if. Just style you love and quality you can trust. Visit Wayfair. Every style, every home. Just to recover from the fright. Seriously? You're 53. Get over it.

Yeah. Yeah. Was it that clown in the crawl space? Yeah, I wasn't going to spoil it. But yeah, that's exactly what it was. Yeah, nobody knows. Well, they don't know when it's coming. It's just coming.

Is she doing that thing where like she's snuggling up against you, not even watching the movie after a scary thing? And then you have to be like, fucking pay attention. For that scene in particular, she pulled the covers over her head and didn't watch in real time. And just like, I'm like, why are you so scared? you don't even know what happened. Like, all you did is listen.

And what I'm, I'm afraid I'm going to get frowned. From is a TV show, if you're a new Spotify listener that we all watched for a bit. And people find themselves in this location, don't quite know why they're there. And that's the mystery that we're all kind of curious about, a little bit like lost.

Years go by on from. And they just play with this same mystery forever. And I'm like, you mother truckers, are you just going to drag this out? And I hate it when someone has a really fun premise and then just tries to drag it out for seven years. Sure. From I didn't give Silo enough time.

Season two of Silo was so heck and slow that I just bounced off of it. I was done. I'm hoping Widows Bay doesn't just keep asking questions and starts giving answers. Oh, yeah. They knock them out of the park. They got on a checklist. Yeah. They do?

They answers them of these questions? All of them. I've been on this show for months. I watched this show from the first episode when I first came out and I was like, this is it, you guys got to watch this show. Now dirty.

The film buff dirty, a guy with an IQ of 87. Below 5-5 says it's good and you're going to go watch. He's not that dumb and he's not that. Kyle, you planted the seed. You were the one that I would say. It's so good.

It wasn't until they answer your questions. There will be another season, but not because they like, couldn't, oh, I don't know. What is after everybody? What is it about this kooky island? I don't know. I just wrote kooky.

I don't know what makes it kooky. They know exactly what makes it kooky. They'll tell you. And then you'll go look at the thing that makes some kooky and they'll deal with the kukiness. What? That happens? And this, is it just one season out so far?

One season out so far. It just ended like weeks ago. So you can't wait for the second season. But I didn't feel like it really left on a cliffhanger. It was like, hey, you got a lot of this wrapped up. I love that. that and earn it next season make a new mystery or advance this one or something don't just drag the

first season out year after year like from did and yeah i like it uh i don't know how many episodes you're in from maybe four three or four yeah yeah you've seen some stuff then uh i really like the mousy like i don't know she works at town hall the assistant yeah the one the episode i just watched uh she threw a party now there's an episode where at the very end you hear something about the party and then the one I just saw where they show you the details of the party. I'll stop there because I think it's a new show and there's a little spoiler-ish.

But we got to see how the party played out and that's where I am. Yeah, that's a good episode. That's a good episode. That's what I like is like the island seems to be beset by all manner of creepy foul things. There's like, we got a ghost and we got a curse and we got a sea witch

and we got a slasher and we got a killer clown and there was cannibalism here. And back in the 1500s, you don't even want to know what was going on then. And don't let me just start about that cracking. He's out there. It's like a thing after thing after thing. He's like, whoa, we got to start dealing with these. So the thing I was talking about was the sea hag.

And like, at the point we learn about the sea hag, the viewer still has some questions. as to, you know, how real these things that go bumping the night are. And it was fun watching the C-Hag stuff unfold where you realize what the level of threat is. I'm trying not to spoil. But I'm digging the show. I hope I get to watch it tonight,

but I did watch it last night. So we need a one-day break. We'll take... What I've been saying is a one-day break. And you're just like, annoyed as fuck. There's no reason to take it. My wife is the same way with any sort of horror or gore in movies where I remember when we were first dating, we watched Always Sunny.

That's like a go-to first dating a girl show that I put on because it's funny. And it also is like a good little barometer of her humor. She's the right level of foul. Correct. Yeah. And it was that episode where Danny DeVito, like, or no, Charlie eats all those blood capsules. He's like, I think I've come down with a touch of consumption. And then he vomits all that blood.

And that was enough for her to be like, I don't want to watch this anymore. Like, this is, this is scaring me a little bit. And I was like, geez, Louise, like, you're really not going to like these impressions. You're a picture of her girlfriend. Yeah, she won't watch any horror. I have to really massage the horror movies. For Widows Bay, I'm like, what? It's his thriller and mystery.

It's not a horror. It does a really good job. It's a horror comedy, but horror comedy doesn't mean that they make the horror silly always. Like a movie like scary, the scary movie franchise is horror comedy, but they're like making light of the horror the whole time. That's the point of it is to make,

like there's the part where like the skeleton comes after the two girls. And they're like, it's just made a bones. Come here. And they like, whoop his ass and like put his bones back where they're not supposed to go because he's just a skeleton. Why would you be scared?

This doesn't do that. They kind of keep their like peanut butter and their chocolate separate. And they don't ruin each other. I have so many questions I'm looking forward to the okay so the character that Kyle said I really like she's like an admin assistant working for the city for the mayor she had a childhood trauma I'm trying not to spoil but the show leaves some doubt as to whether or not the childhood drama really happened and trauma drama I said both and I'm curious to see where that takes us do they answer that question completely is it they do okay um so I look forward to seeing where that goes uh they're the people in her age group, she's maybe 30, um, are all mean to her from things that happened in high school. And I'm like,

do we get them? Do we get, I'm okay with killing these women. They were very unkind. Yeah, you get all those answers and more. Like, like,

she has her own episode. She just had her own episode kind of with the witch party. But she gets her, she gets her own episode about that thing. And they, and I won't spoil it. She, she gets her own episode.

you get your answers fully on that thing. And I liked that episode in particular. I liked them all. Like I said, I think it's funny at times, and it's funny at the right times to be like, oh, it's not so scary. That's a nice little laugh they snuck in there between the murders. It's often like people dealing with the absurdity that they're in and sort of making a little bit light of that. But it never comes to the point where everybody's like laughing out loud.

one laughs at the jokes in the show. The mayor has a love interest and I'm really, I'm shipping those guys so hard. I don't know where it goes. At first, I wasn't even sure if the love interest was a murderous, but it seems that she, you don't know.

You know, you, you'll, I assume I'll learn, but I'm rooting for him. I, his son is often up to no good. Right? Like, there's, it's funny that the mayor, one of the signs was changed from Dickens Street to Dickhole Street

and the first person he suspects is his own son. He's like, did you do this? And he's like, what? Somebody did that? I'm like, that motherfucker. Is shipping, does that mean that you want people in a show to have a relationship? Is that what that means? I think it does.

Yeah, you've assigned them being in love with each other. It's my understanding of it. Yeah. didn't know. Either that's it or I use it incorrectly. Well, forge your head. Have you guys ever been to Korean hot pot? Yeah, I've never heard of it.

Tell me more. It's like they charge you a decent amount, but then they bring out like different almost fondue boiling pots. And then you cook the stuff they bring you. And so you select on the menu. How, where'd we go with Joe Lozahn? What was that place called? Was it, was fondue in the name?

Yeah, it was like fondue, you love me or something. I don't know. It was a lot of, it was a hot pot place where, you know, you're like boiling stuff and doing melted fondue cheeses and stuff. The melting pot, maybe? Yeah, that was it. Okay. That place is pretty expensive, but. Oh, how does that compare it to the place you're talking about?

The melting pot has like a cheese section, and then the broth for meat section and then the chocolate section. This place like Korean hot pot is just the broth section. And so they just bring you that out. You pick what flavor broth you want and then you select what meats and what veg you want to like dunk in there and cook. And you cook it in the boiling broth and then eat it? Yes. Yeah.

It's it's more expensive than it should be, especially since you. aren't time me to do cooking all of it. I'm doing 100% of the labor. That bitch ruined our dip. Remember the cheese dip? She poured beer in it, right?

She poured that whole bottle of beer in there. She showed up and she had that melting pot and she was like, first, let's start off with a pound of cheddar and they will do a pound of American cheese and a pound of provolone. It wasn't American. And me and Joe, and we're all

like nodding our heads every time she adds a new thing like oh yeah what else she kind of put in there yeah more cheese oh great and then guys a whole bottle of of of beer and me and joe and woody just all went and it was upside down good glug good glug good glug good glug we need it would you have rather it been water because like you understand that it wasn't added I don't understand yeah so there needs to be a liquid or it would be too dense I So for me, beer is like the worst tasting thing ever. And I don't know even if I tasted the beer that much after it cooked into the cheese. And I know that some people use like all different guys.

Sherry and beer and I don't know what else, wine for cooking. But I'm not a cook. I just know I hate those things when they're not in my food. So I don't know. Just imagine if they added battery acid to your meal. I'll be like, well, I'm not sure what it will taste like cooked. But it seems bad to me. But all the bad.

With the alcohol, because when I cook with wines, I'm cooking hot, and I'm using it to de-glaze the pan and get all the fond-up, and the alcohol cooks out, and the bitterness cooks out, and it just makes the dish more complex. You don't taste bitter, alcoholicy red wine in my beef, bergen-on. You taste this background of umami and tang that's delicious. But she just poured a bottle of cold beer into our melty cheese, and then we started dipping breads into it. The alcohol's still there. The beer's still there. It's just beer-flavored cheese. How long was the way it? Yeah.

Oh, you were just, she kind of stirred it. We did it before us. The cheese was first. The beer was the last part. So after she'd poured the beer in, it was kind of just stir and serve. It should be a few minutes before you're doing any sort of dipping into there. It sat there until we love.

I promise you. Like Kyle said, you need to let that alcohol cook out. Because you don't want the alcohol flavor. You want that. complexity. Do you like the flavor of alcohol, either of you? Like, do you know? No. Okay. I had a boss who did. He was like, that's an acquired taste. But sometimes you take it and you feel the warmth in your chest and you taste the alcohol and you're like, ah, my friend. And that is not what

happens when I taste alcohol. I am just like, I remember you. I've pretended. Like, there was a time where my dad like had some nice scotch that he wanted to share with me and so he poured me a glass this is many years ago now and I just had to fake it the whole time where he was like do you taste the the kind of richness the the woody uh notes of this and I was like yeah yeah definitely definitely I'm definitely not just fucking hating this and hoping you like a miller like yeah just gross I don't think hard alcohol. Apparently wine can have a lot of complexity. I'm sure you know that, Kyle, because you're a big cook, but I don't like that either. It tastes bad. I don't like drinking wine. What I'll do so I don't waste the bottle sometimes when I make a beef bergeniaen or or even anything that has red wine in it, which is a lot of the things I cook. And I've got like a third of a bottle left. I'll drink that third of the bottle while I'm cooking. But as I'm drinking it, I'm like, man, this sucks. But like, you drink a third of a bottle of wine while you cook a nice roast.

You're like very hungry and famished by the time you're done. The alcohol like makes you hungrier. And, uh, and I'm feeling good too because I drank, you know, like half a bottle. Because you don't want the wine to just like go to waste and sort of rot. It goes to bad. It goes bad. That's the same reason I eat the glass crippings when I mow. Yes.

Well, you know. The whole, the whole bag. I usually cook with about a like a 15. or $18 bottle of wine. And so it feels so wasteful to pour it out. That's expensive. Yeah, but I want to, you know, I don't want to use like cooking wine. I want to use a wine that I would actually drink that tastes okay.

And I've got, so I've got like $9 a wine here. Am I going to pour it out? I'm saying, well, I drink it. Now, I don't know up from down, so I'm not here to tell you you're wrong. But is it possible that cooking wines are designed to be better post-cooking process? No, the opposite. They're the cheapest wines that take better than, that are like. they're made very fast with no interest in how they taste.

And for some reason, they're salty. I don't know why they add salt to them, perhaps, so that people won't drink cooking wines to get drunk. Like, like, maybe that's, but then you've ruined, I promise you, the move is to use a wine that you would drink. Because you're adding these flavors to the meal, to the food. Like, it should be flavors you like. I usually pick, like, a Pinot Noir, which is a really dark red. It's kind of stout, like. Like you definitely, it's very like flavor forward.

18 dollars. You definitely know what you're drinking. Yeah, $15, $18. Something like that. It's like a decent bottle of wine. Like when I buy wine for my wife to make a roast or whatever with, I buy the lowest shelf cheapest non-cooking wine. And that's usually like $5.99 at the store.

Like still Pinot Noir. And so you still get the complexity. But I don't think I could tell the difference in how the meat tastes. Maybe. For a $6 bottle versus $18. You know, it takes three hours to make. I'm going to spend the extra $10. Get your tickets now for the dog stars.

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Wayfair every style every home I will not So We'll see Yeah It's interesting that you recognize the validity of using wine to cook, but you just can't recognize the importance of adding that liquid to your cheese. Because cheese is already melted. Maybe if cheese weren't

a meltable food, like if cheese was flour and people were just eating handfuls of dry flour or something like that. You got to moisten that up. It'll be cement if you don't add. I have an idea. Let's accept Taylor it is word that it needs a liquid. what would you put in it? Beef broth. Okay, because I'm leaning to see, I'm the sugar guy. I'm like orange juice, apple juice. You're making cheesecake. You made a cheesecake.

I'm not the chef in this call. What you did is perfectly fine, but you went, you're going to have a cheesecake, and I'm going to have some, you're not convincing me I'm wrong in the slightest here. I think I'm on to something with this. I might,

I might add some onions and some beef broth to my cheese. like some sauteed onions or maybe even like some roasted onions and some some beef broth or something to kind of add that and maybe a little Worcestershire sauce I like the idea of beef broth

yeah I've talked about this guy before but I had an Indian co-worker who only ate happy foods on Thursdays and right what's a happy character? He's a real person and he was a super nice guy really good man give it down syndrome

But that's not important. What's important is that he only eats happy foods on Thursdays. And I was like, which foods are happy? And then as he explained it to me, it totally made sense. He's like, Sherbert is happy. Smoothies are happy. Salsa, that's an angry food. That's an angry food.

Beef is somewhere in the middle, but it's more of an angry thing, like when it's all salted up and whatnot. And I'm like, is he said, I'm like, I kind of get it. I kind of get it. I could name other happy foods. I bet. I bet orange juice is pretty happy unless it gets old and a little bit spicy that it becomes angry. Like some foods just kind of do have a happier aura. The sugar he wants, lighter one.

Why did he do this? What was the benefits of eating happy foods on Thursday? My Indian co-workers in their diets, like, I'm a vegetarian. I'm a chickenitarian. I'm this. I'm now. You're just banking things up. But I don't know why he only ate happy foods on it, but it was, I guess, part of his mental health protocol.

that would have been my main question I don't care about which foods are happy I'm like why the fuck do you think happy foods need to be eating on particular days my Indian co-workers would I'm looking for a word like bow to me like subservient to me they would like they would just

I was in charge over everything so I couldn't even be like hey guys let's go to lunch without them being like okay where are we going oh you're the taste maker he would be like oh sauce refresh, that sounds great, and then sit there

and not eat with us. Like, he'd sit with us, but he would just starve through the whole meal. And I'm like, all right, all right. We need to find a place that there's happy food over here for Podkosh. And for Podkosh. I like

that they all look up to you as like, they're like, he has it all with his pale skin and his female. Undersberg. I had an impressive for fuckers. I had a different Indian co-worker.

He and his whole family slept in the same room and his kid slept in a cot next to the bed and they held hands until they fell asleep. Which on one, like, I got to get my Mac on. But also, like, it's really sweet.

Imagine hold your kid's hand until he goes to bed. Like, these are nice guys. But not... Not ideal, I would say. I'm sure they were great guys, but, you know, I'm not taking lessons from them in the culinary school. Yeah. No, culinary, yeah, I get that. Of course, they'd be anti-beef because they're Indian and probably Hindu.

Uh-huh. And so they're like, I'm a vegetarian. Well, a chickenitarian that eats fish. I'm like, bro. Seems like there's only one animal you don't eat. Yeah. Where are we on pork? help you out here.

Yeah. Pork rocks. Big L to the J's and the Muslims on missing out on pork. Don't tell. Just because people...

We got to be secret about it. Just because they didn't figure it out like a thousand years ago. Like, hey, you have to, you kind of have to cook this. Like,

Bada-a-Bing. So Kyle, I feel like this is something you might know. I've been told the wild boar, you can't eat it. It's filled with, um, Not pests, parasites and stuff like that.

Yeah. What if you just cooked it well? Would the worms and parasites not be another source of protein? Exactly. All pork has parasites. Almost every food that you're eating had a parasite in it, but you cooked it out. That's why we have cooking temperatures is to kill the bacteria and the parasites. Wild boar just has more parasites and more dangerous parasites that you wouldn't find in a factory farm.

But once again, just cook it, and especially with pork, which is something that you you cook kind of a unless you're making pork chops that you cook to like 145 degrees or whatever a lot of pork like pork or like like barbecue you cook long and slow it then everything dies like when i pull up a pork butt out of the smoker i tear it apart with my like gloved hands like it's right right plateau or something it falls apart there's nothing alive in there anymore no worms in there yeah so i expect you to say that i just didn't get it and that these parasites were sturdy stuff no you can eat it No, you eat them. Yeah. Just cook them up. Just cook it. Okay.

To me, it's kind of like, do you want to eat it knowing that they're in there kind of thing? And I don't. Like, I've seen, you ever see those bear? I think it'll be bear that'll have those long worms hanging out of their ass. Like they're walking, dragging a procession of like parasites out their asshole. It's like, I don't want to eat him, you know? I know I can cook that out, but I don't want to. and the um i've seen bears with bad mange too it's rough to look at yeah bears are pretty gross seemingly yeah so you could just beat up a bear on the internet today he just scared him off

saw a lady groom a bear today she had two of those dog brushes and she was going down on his ass it looked like he loved it she had a huge pile of a bear fur she pulled off like enough to make another bear it was great yeah youtube shorts have ruined me but i like them that's all you watch isn't it Kyle like yeah mr. YouTube shorts yeah yeah I don't see any reason to watch like TikTok in particular or get an app an app or anything um I I just watch my YouTube shorts I like yeah it's it and it knows what I'm into and it the algorithm does a pretty good job you know like it very quickly transforms into things I'm like oh yeah tell me more tell me more you got to

get on Twitter because all the videos that get banned from Redd it and YouTube, they're right there on Twitter. That band is to protect me, Taylor. I'm glad for that band. That keeps that from coming into my little world and bothering me. I'm watching like wholesome, fun shit about Trump's fake wig and polar bears and fun stuff. There was like a big spas out in third world Twitter over the past week because a new manager of like content and the monetization policy came on. And he was like, we're removing a lot of monetization opportunities from, you know, these countries.

Cartel videos. It was all third world accounts because you get so much slop from India, so much slop from Nigeria. AI slop? Yeah, just AI, just stupid horseshit from both of those countries. And you saw a bunch of accounts that had clearly been purchased. And it would be like, history videos today is the name. of the account and then the person left and a new person

came in and was like we're no longer monetizing this stuff and then those accounts were all like this is unacceptable like this is not okay and just furious that they're losing their ability to market nonsense and slop to the

west so yeah I don't do much of that on on YouTube I had to go on Reddit and silence like like individually mute every Indian subreddit. And let me tell you, there's hundreds. Like, like, I would get this random Indian stuff in my feed and it's like, why do I care? And I'd have to go in manually. And like, they have

all of the, like, it'd be about celebrities you don't know. It reminded me of the, the Rick and Mori episodes when they would talk about like space politics. Like, Glebe Glott from Flim Flam, he's shipping Monique and Fluggy Blue. But waggy-goggy. And I'm like, what? No! No! You have to go in and manually mute them all just to get it out of your feet. There's no way people from the West want Indian Reddit on their feet.

No. Not on the West. Reddit's having a financial issue now. So I guess what's, it used to be, if you were searching, if you were researching something, right? And forget the politics for a second. I know Reddit leans left. But if you needed to know which dog leash to buy, which flashlight to buy, which whatever.

There's a subreddit who enthusiastically talks about flashlights, you know, as an actual example. But now with AI scraping all the Reddit content, they're getting their answers without going to Reddit. And it's hurting their traffic or something. It was in their earnings call. They either expect it to hurt them or it already has. That makes sense.

And I was like, oh, shit. But yeah, all the time with this AI, it's like, oh, it's going to do this. But then it doesn't, right? It hasn't actually replaced that many programs. It hasn't actually replaced that many this, that, or the other things. They just say that it will, that it's headed that way. But here's a spot where it actually did something, I guess. People are not searching it manually.

Reddit was really that hurt by AI. Yeah, dude, when I use AI, I might use it more than you. I'm not sure. But when I use it, man, Reddit is listed as a source so often. Because I use it for things like which gun is best in Rainbow Six. Yeah, same. that. Needy gritty stuff.

It's so amazing how good it is. I'm playing Fallout 4 and I'll be like, hey, I only have 19 settlers at my outpost and I'd really like to get that to 20 settlers. What do I need to do? And like, ah, got you. You're going to need to manipulate your charisma. Your base number of settlers is 10

plus your charisma level. So let's find some charisma boosting clothing, potions, and maybe even upgrade your level. And for every level you'll get another settler. You could also do this, that, this, and I'm like, holy shit. It just know, and it's perfect.

If you look at the source for that data, like two-thirds of it's Reddit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Reddit's read from nine years ago where like eight nerds figured this shit out and like now Reddit. That's why AI, like, chat GPT, to a lesser extent, GROC, but even still GROC,

like they talk like Redditors where you'll be like, you know, can you tell me what sword in Skyrim is best for this build? And they'll be like, oh, interesting, you'd ask. And then they go through it. And then if you ever push back. You change the personality.

Yeah, you're like, oh, I don't know if that's correct. It seems like this sword actually, the nightingale sword is actually better. And it's like, hmm, I'm happy for your pushback. And then it goes from there. I told mine to cut all that shit out. I don't remember what the command was. but I saw on Reddit.

Someone was like, hey, if you're tired of your chat GPT, like kissing your ass and having this big, like, wind up before it gives you an answer, tell it this. And it's like, know this, know that. It's, it felt like a hamburger order. It's like, no pickles, no onion, no lettuce, just cheese. And it's like, if that's what you want, you can tell it that. It'll give you, it'll give you your chat GPT answers with just meat and cheese, no condiments, no side items. and you'll get straight to the answer. I would sit there and argue with.

I was like, no, stop winding up. Stop saying that I have a great idea. Stop saying you understand me. If you tell me, you understand me one more time. I will unsubscribe. That's $20 a month you won't get you water-sucking piece of shit. You're a pyrine cock sucker. Don't you say it.

And it goes, it's like thinking, thinking, thinking. My girlfriend's looking at me, looking at the phone. And it's like, I really understand why you feel that. I like, ah! I like how it is, like I can lose my patience and it doesn't, and I like that dynamic.

I wish I could have it with real people. Yeah. You know, and the cobblends, sometimes I'm like, I buy it. Like, oh,

yeah, that is smart. Other times, my favorite, I've said it before, it's like, this is a fascinating thought experiment. Let's dive deeper.

Really? I asked you if Spider-Man would be good in the NBA. You think that's web shooters? That's what it talked about how I could get steals with the web shooters. And I was like, no, no, no. He needs to be just like, Uber athletic, but not caught. And he's like, oh, all right. So I guess we're not going to cling to the backboard and rejects shots anymore.

I just like bothering AI where you just asked stuff like a couple months ago. And I was like, help, there's a bear in my living room. Please. What do I do? Yeah, we did that one to show that was, but that. And that's like, whatever you do, don't do this.

And it's like, well, I've got them cornered. Now what? Don't corner it. I have the bear cornered. Don't corner the bear. It's like all in caps.

Like, don't corner the bear. They figured it out too. He's pulling at the mouth. I see. You're submitting. Yeah, eventually it will figure it out.

Like, where do? Bears are in. The good bears are in America, right? And then after that, they're just polar bears are good. They're North Pole. They have bears in Siberia. They have Asian bears.

They suck, right? Asian bears. They're like little things, sun bears. They have the sun bears in China. Sloth bears. Panthers. Actually. I'm not even sure pandas are bears.

Yeah, they're barely bears. Well played. I like it. They're barely bears. The polar bear. And then, yeah, like North America has the best bears, I think. I think I'm going to co-sign that. Best bears.

I think you're in North America. Laft thinking I was joking that the sloth bear is like an extremely dangerous bear in Asia. Like it attacks people more than anything. I'm sure they think they're dangerous. I know every guy. I'd like to introduce them to a grizzly. It's got fucked up claws. Well, okay.

Well, yeah, sure. It's not going to win a fight with a grizzly. Polar bear is best, obviously. I mean, what's the name of the polar bear that combines with a grizzly bear? The groal bear. Is that with the groller? Or the pizly. I know it's actually a diluted polar, but I think the grower is my favorite.

Yeah. Or the pizler. Oh, for sure. For sure, the grueler is the bear of bears. The fact that polar bear can swim 500 miles, that it just gets tuckered out, like, and takes a little sea nap on its back and then wakes up and goes back to swimming, a half a thousand miles across an Arctic ocean is pretty badass. That's wild.

I wonder how much traveling. I think there's only five animals in the world that hunt humans that will make humans their prey, not like, whoops, I'm sorry about that the way a shark will, like these things hunt humans. Pull that pick up sack. Look at that fucker. Look at that guy.

Oh, that looks like the toilet paper bear. Derek is like nice deltoids bear. Yeah. Look at that. The fucker is. Look at that. Am I crazy for thinking that, like, maybe we could be friends with a bear like that? Like, he seems bipedal.

Like, that bear, I wouldn't immediately assume that that's a threat. If I saw this bear in the woods, if I saw a man in the woods. You have a scary man? I don't know. You know, I was just thinking about that thing. Would you rather, like, run into a bear or a strange man in the woods? And you put that picture back? That bear looked like a friendly bear.

looked intelligent. He looked like soft-spoken. Yeah, go play with him. I mean, I would. I would try to. I would offer him some honey. Look at that. That's how I picture Taylor naked. It's not that far off, really.

Pretty similar. Yeah, I had a few cookies, but I'm strong. My snoop looks nothing like that. Yeah. there's no way that's a sweet guy who wants to be your friend, Kyle. That's a roller bear. A grisly polar sounds like the scariest thing ever.

Yeah. I mean, I'm sure tigers would wreck that thing. I don't know about that. Really? I felt tigers were bigger and stronger and just wasn't close. Am I crazy? Tigers are the tiger versus gorilla argument comes up.

And people are like, obviously tiger's going to win. But tiger versus a polar bear or something the size of a polar bear like that, polar bears are much bigger. They're enormous. They're like 10 feet tall. They're huge. And every swipe of their paw is devastating. Like a tiger has never encountered anything that enormous in their whole life.

At least the polar bear is fighting like big animals like walrus or, um, whatever that kind of seal is that's kind of brutal. A leopard seal. Leopard seal, yeah. Like, they're fighting big stuff. Tiger's not fighting anything big. They're just, they got a run of the place over there. They got water buffalo.

Oh, maybe. Yeah, you're right. They attack elephants sometimes have sainted it. You ever see the one that, like, there's a man riding? I've seen it. There's a man riding the elephant and the tiger jumps out of the tall grass and scratches them. I've seen that. That was really scary because I imagine myself as the man on the elephant thinking like I got I'm fine. Maybe if I had a shotgun aimed in the general direction of the tiger, I could have shot it while I was coming, but otherwise I'm just going to die.

I didn't realize tigers were so small. 650 pounds is a large tiger. 1,500 pounds plus is a large polar bear about triple a tiger. And it said a polar bear would be a strong favorite. a Codiac bear, big coastal brown bear, is a strong favorite. A large inland grizzly is a favorite, but the tiger has a realistic chance. And amongst a black bear, tiger's the favorite. Yeah, for sure.

I agree with all that. Black bears kind of stink as far as bears go. I have challenged black bear in one. Yeah, like I've like driven near them and been like, get out of here. And they're like, he literally sold someone's picture. picnic basket in Yosemite. And we were like banging pots and calling him a bad bear and it seemed

like it hurt his feelings. He'd head down low, slunked away. Bad bear! Yeah, yeah, with like clapping or... I'm not a bad bear. I'm totally. I'm a good bear.

I say he slunked away, but he had potato chips with him. He's like, I'm just going to take these and go. Yeah, what are we going to do? You're still bad. interacting with people, like the ones that get fed. I'm sure you've seen that fat bear who's sitting there and they have like a loaf of bread and they frisbee a slice of bread

to the bear and he catches it and eats it. And it's just like, man, that was a perfect fucking catch. How'd he catch it like that? That bear knew what was going on. He's just sitting there. He kind of waves like thanks. thanks to the bread. Appreciate that. They seem like they got personality of these bears.

Yeah, bears are a fun animal. Underrated. We should have domesticated them as well. Some people did, right? Like I've seen those. Oh, Russians. Did anybody have more bears? They're omnivores, right? Bears.

Yeah. All but polar. I think polar are the only carnivore bears. Yeah. Giving a bear meat is a problem. Most of the things we domesticate are herbivores. They're fairly easy to feed. But like tigers, for example, tigers eat meat.

So you have to like raise cows to feed the tigers. And that just gets really expensive. Yeah, they eat raw meat. Yeah. Yeah, that would be wildly inefficient if you have to, like, sacrifice a quarter of a cow. Actually, how much could a tiger even eat? Because it's going to kill the cow. Like, and then most of it is going to rot and just bloat and explode there.

Or you could keep a couple tigers together. With lions, this would definitely work. And they would share the cow, make good use of it. I can refrigerate the cow, you know. Well, I was going to let the tiger. the lion do the killing. The Tiger King seemed to be getting a lot of Walmart meat that was expired

and frozen dinners and stuff. Yeah, but he was, wasn't he like molesting that guy or something? Like, there's something going on? His husband? Was he molesting his husband? What kind of question is that? Yeah. Well, that was a loving, that was a loving

met-fueled trouble that you're right. That was fucked up. How dare you? I believe there was some sort of a tiger suit in the attic that was somewhere between a furry suit and a taxidermy tiger. And I believe the idea is that you place a man inside of it and he would then become a tiger. And then you could, in essence, fuck the man within the suit and have the feeling of fucking a tiger. Man. That was really better than my idea.

I was like, so wait, they let the tigers fuck them. I'm not 100% sure they didn't. He thinks I don't know. Hey boss, we don't need the suit. I can tell that you, Woody, but I'm okay with it. I think I was living the dream. Life and Riley. You think I am?

You think I think I think you're a female tiger in there? Be of a moron? No, male tiger. I saw you crawl in there, Larry. Which I don't even feel comfortable doing Tiger King voice anymore because it's so close to Lindsay Graham They are about the same Preston Fussing Frily

Do you think Is Lindsay Graham's sister going to be the next senator from South Carolina? No, she'll just like You know, do these duties until there's an election. She's running.

Okay, well, she'll lose. To who? Who's the other runner? She's the incumbent. I wonder if another Republican will even go again. Okay, so she was instantly given his old, I think she's

am I crazy or is she already the senator? I think you're right. So she's filling in for him. I know that. And I know that she's running. She said that she spoke with God and God said that she could be qualified. Okay. She can run, but that doesn't.

Will there be a primary? Or will the Republicans just say, yeah, Lindsey Graham's sister represents that dish to know? I think it's too late for a primary. But I'm going to Google this. I don't want to hear it's too late for. a primary ever again. Why? Has that really fucked over

some political parties in the last couple of years? It fucked over the whole planet, Taylor. It fucked over the whole planet. All 8 billion of us are worse off now because we didn't have time for a primary. Are we 8 billion now? Yeah, 8 billion. A bill. A bill.

Nice. Only like 300 million of us that matter, though. If we're being honest, it's only like 80 million. That are really. really, you know, pulling the levers, making the decisions, paying the taxes, rather. We know who pulls the levers and makes the decisions. We certainly do.

You shouldn't bring that up, though. It's anti-Semitic. Well. Okay. I think South Carolina is voting today, and there are 10 people in the primary. she's winning by 28 percentage points maybe or he did I'm sorry I'm scanning a little quickly that seems like a big win then right

I think I scan too quickly I don't know for sure but I think today they vote on this primary and we'll see if they pick anyone else let's hope so because who the hell knows what Lindsay Graham's sister thinks about any pick. Like, like, I bet. She hardly has any job experience. Like, she worked for a charity for a little bit. She's like 70 something. Like, you should have more job experience than that. Oh, Zach, this has zero percent reporting everywhere. Yeah, zero.

Oh, here it is. They haven't started counting the votes yet, but it's today. Polls closed in two and a half minutes. So, maybe we'll know more after the show. Darlene Graham. and it's like an incorrectly spelled Darlene How does that make sense? Yeah. Like,

like, all right, so by the way, how's the dragon? How do you spell darling? E&E. You don't have any eyes in it at all? Nope.

Silly. In Game of Thrones, in Game of Thrones when like a person dies, it makes sense that maybe their sister might take over their spot because, you know, it's a futile system ruled by dragons and magic. Why is it?

that the fruitcake from South Carolina passing away means that his random sister now governs over that state. How does that make any sense? In any other occupation, in any other occupation, in any other profession,

job, responsibility, anything like that. If Joe Rogan died, do you think that his sister might fill in the UFC commentary? Is your sister showing up to hang out with me and Taylor if something goes poorly? Of course not.

She has issues with being imaginary, but no. Of course not. We don't mind that. It's a much nicer split. Her split's imaginary too. Frankly, the imaginary nature of your sister is our favorite thing about her. But I just don't understand. I've never understood. I remember I was watching an old West Wing episode, and the same thing happens. The senator dies.

and her goofy husband who doesn't know shit about politics comes in and he's all like all shucks I don't know too much about politicking but it seems like the right thing is this and that's sort of like this happy moment then where he chooses against his own interest because it's the right thing and it's like see it makes sense in a democracy

when sometimes you just let the person the dead person's spouse rule over the people with no representation at all see it works And it's like, no, it doesn't. Why do we do that? Why don't we do that? Why don't we have an emergency election? Or just go a vote down. Oh, now we don't have as many votes now. Like, figure it out. I don't care. But in no world is his sister, the best option or even the fifth best option for who just plug into that. Why isn't there like a lieutenant congressman? I mean, the answer is he was unmarried, Kyle. I don't know why, but normally it'd be the wife who steps in in this case. Just a 71-year-old unmarried straight guy. You know what? I wish they did. I wish some 32-year-old Puerto Rican with an eyebrow Pearson showed up as Mr. Graham. And he's going to be representing the state. It's what Lindsay wanted.

That'd be great. He's just sashing around the fucking steakhouse. He's even more pro-Israel. I was hoping for like a lover to show up at the funeral and give a eulogy. Is that what it's called? The speech? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Or he just shows up dressed. and all black standing in the back, like shedding a tear, and we all wonder about his relationship. Oh, perfect, perfect. He's wearing a black dress. He's got one of those veils. He's got a veil in a black dress, but it's clearly a 32 little Puerto Rican man with an eyebrow piercing.

He enjoys that good man. Yeah. Amelia, Amelia, what are we going to do with ourselves? I, what a bunch of fucking losers? I don't know why we do things this way. Democrats are winning in primaries

on the platform of being strong against Israel. And the news is going bonkers. Like, oh my God, all these like democratic socialists, the party's moving left, yada, yada, yada, yada. All you got to do is hate Israel now, and you do well in an election. Probably doubly true on the blue side.

I think a lot of... Senator Taylor, what do you think about this? A lot of men under 40, who are more right-leaning like myself, also very anti-Israel in that... I don't really give a fuck about Israel. I just don't want them impacting our politics. Like, stop it.

Enough. You said you wanted to bomb the wall. No, I think the wall's kind of cool, actually. We should keep historic things. What is that wall? What happened at that wall? I don't know. You tell me.

I don't know. I genuinely don't know what happened at the wall. I think it started to leak and a kid put his finger in it. It's an old fairy tale. That's the dyke. That's the dyke that kid put his finger in. No, no, she wouldn't like that. and no i think she would like that's what she likes that's what she likes that's

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