Painkiller Already - PKN 627

Episode Date: August 27, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:58 Terms apply. We will see in a second. KN 627. All right. What's up, boys? It might have got you. It started at nine seconds. You never know.
Starting point is 00:01:07 You could have both. I'm doing well. And I don't know if you guys saw. I'll link it in the chat. Dolly? No, Dolly Parton passed away, but not that. This is really big news. That there's...
Starting point is 00:01:21 Jesus Christ. There's an enormous amount of food science occurring in China in KFC. They are introduced. and Kyle, you're muted. They're introducing a Oreo burger that just looks like a dare to me. Like the worst possible
Starting point is 00:01:41 combination of items. I don't know about the Chinese palette. Did you see it leads with fresh off the reveal of their fried chicken flavored Oreo cookies and then it gives a link to it. The outside of it looks like an
Starting point is 00:01:57 Oreo cookie that you're familiar with, the inside is some sort of, this isn't it. The inside is some sort of like chicken cream inside the normal Oreo, which is the like overly dry cookie thing that Oreo has. And now they've gone, I guess the other direction where they use real chicken and some sort of Oreo flavored bun. Is that what I'm looking at? That's what it appears to be to me. Now, I haven't seen this. This looks like it could be an AI thing. But it's linked how you're still muted. linked. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Oh, it linked from it. Yeah, I just didn't follow that one yet. Yeah, it's pretty gross. That's pretty horrendous. We've got a little balsy lately, even on the Great Shores of America. I've seen those blueberry Oreos. I've seen some weird stuff coming out of Oreo. Not chicken, though.
Starting point is 00:02:51 That seems like they made it as a joke. I mean, they're releasing it in China. I believe they're releasing it, but like how many did they make? Are they making like a trillion bags of this? Or are they making like 100,000 bags so that we talk about Oreo? Am I falling for AI or something? There's a post-malone Oreo? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:10 One cookie's white, the other cookies is black, and the middle is swirled? It is post-aloon? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, those are actually pretty fucking good. I had a post-malone Oreo. Really? Yeah, it was, yeah, Post-y. I got some people in my life who are big fans of Postie.
Starting point is 00:03:28 and so we had to get the post Malone Oreos, check them out. Not bad. Not bad. He's a cool guy. I like it. I had worse Oreos. He bought that $2 million one ring magic card. He sure did. He sure did. I wanted to take it out of the protecting thing. He took it out of the mega protecting thing, but then it's like China dolls.
Starting point is 00:03:47 You know, it's in a smaller protective case because it's worth a couple mill. And I'm like, take it out of there. Come on, let's play that bitch. Let's get it out. Come on. Let's ruffle and fucking deal. No. Yeah. I have beef with Post Malone.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Beef with a white. What I do to you? I was cool when I was younger. I used to be a hip guy, a guy that was handsome. The girls might like until July 4th, 1995, when I lost all my swag. Coincidentally, the day he was born, I think Post Malone stole my swag. I've maintained that for years. What happened that date?
Starting point is 00:04:19 Was it like you were out and about and you're like, oh, must have Ford, fuck us. You're at the cookout, 1995. Well, 1999, it's 4th of July. You think you're going to be the same guy you were the day before, but some baby was born and took my swag. Damn, you're like, you're like Grandpa Abe. You're like, I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. And what I'm with, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:04:42 Oh, it'll happen to you. It'll happen to you. Yeah, right, dude. I saw him, I saw all. Post Malone and Charlemagne the God. I'm sorry, I don't know if you want to talk about KFC chicken more. No, go ahead. Dude, did you see his time going on Charlamagne the God's morning show?
Starting point is 00:05:07 No. Is Charleney the guy? I think he's like a wannabe rapper. I don't know if he ever had a career, but he's a very successful, like, DJ podcaster type dude. And he has a really widely watched show. And he had Post Malone on and he just fucking submarine him the whole time. you know like what are you doing for black lives matter and he's like i don't i don't know just being a good person and that that wasn't enough for him it was a question with no good answer no matter what he said
Starting point is 00:05:34 it was it's not going to be enough anything i can he had post malone's girlfriend come in the studio and then he told his girlfriend that post malone was going to cheat on him when he got famous and everything and a cheat on her i should have said and i can't detail every but it was just time and time again him telling post malone he didn't like his music he wasn't cool trying to convince his girlfriend he was going to step out on and just sort of trying to get the community to hate him, but it backfired. Post Malone apparently is the sweetest, nicest guy. He's like a dog you hit and then just comes back and loves you harder.
Starting point is 00:06:06 That's Post Malone. And that's how he responded to Charlemagne the God being a complete asshole. So Charlemagne invites him back on. Post Malone is probably expecting that the Charlemagne will be cooler this time. But like, you know, he saw the backlash. Everybody sided with Polesmone. Post Malone. Nope. He did the same heck and thing. Post Malone, to his credit, also did the same thing. He sort of killed him with kindness. He was super nice. And yeah, now everyone is like Charlemagne took the L post Malone one. What a fish bag? Yeah, just he's trying to come on there make a good show with you and your sandbagging him. Asking from what you're saying, like when did you stop beating your wife style questions?
Starting point is 00:06:50 Yeah. Stuff like, yes, post Malone. Like, do you feel bad? about basically copying black culture. I'm misquoting him, but that was the essence of it. And Pauls Malone's like, I'm not copy. I'm just being myself. This is who I am. And he's like, I don't think white people should have cornrows. Shit like that.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Like just you couldn't interpret it as kind or curious. It was Diggs designed to make your audience side with you. Yeah. So the guy named after an eighth century king of the Franks is talking about cultural appropriation. Yeah, that's who Charlemagne was. He's like a famous European. If he existed. He existed. You're thinking to King Arthur. Charlemagne was absolutely real. No, I know what I'm thinking about. I'm thinking about there's a, there's this theory that a huge portion of time has been fabricated that they just, that there's, that we're not in like
Starting point is 00:07:41 the 21st century that we're in like, I think the 17th or the 16th or something. And they just took like 800 years and just made them up and wrote them down and who would know? Like if the royalty and the noblery like just wrote a history of years that. happened, you know, they inflated the period that in which Charlaman existed. Crazy, but plausible. We have battle records and stuff. Battle records? Like, they can see like, oh, this is probably where this battle in 1152 happened because
Starting point is 00:08:09 there's a lot of, you know, this style of weaponry in this area. I think the best proof against it would be like the Chinese or somebody like that who's not, you know, swayed by the gig. Yeah. I was thinking, like the expansion. growth of the towns and cities through that period of time. Like, you know, 600 years, this isn't just pop up overnight. Look, we've got this stuff that's old as head.
Starting point is 00:08:31 They wax and wane. You had all those, those plagues and stuff. I don't think we've made up Charlemagne or 800 years of history. But it is a well-known conspiracy theory, though. Like, it's not like. What 800 years, well-known conspiracy, like, there are theories I'm good at basketball. Disprove it. Like, I refuse to shoot.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Like, what eight people talking about it? what 800 year window would be fabricated because that seems really easy to just immediately troubleshoot. Also, I have a related question. Is the 800 years kind of humorously agreed upon or do they just say like a large spot of time? It's the Phantom Time conspiracy theory.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Okay. And it is a pseudo intellectual conspiracy theory which asserts that the Holy Roman Emperor Otto the Third and Pope Sylvester the second fabricated the anodomini dating system retroactively in order to place them at a special year of 1000 AD. They wanted their reign to be within a special year, so they just backtracked,
Starting point is 00:09:37 and they rewrote history to legitimize Otto's claim to the Holy Roman Empire, and it goes on and on. Again, a well-known conspiracy theory, but not something I believe it. It's not so well-known, Kyle. I would have heard of it. Yeah, I couldn't. So, like, but what period is purported to be, like, whole clock?
Starting point is 00:09:58 I mean, you could read through the Wikipedia. I don't know. I just know the. Wouldn't be good for me to just say you're staring, though. I know. I can't either. So they're saying, oh, okay. So everything then is what they're saying is everything was just set back.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Oh, no, this doesn't say 800 years. It says 300. Okay. 614 to 9-11 were not they never occurred we just skipped hundreds of years that's that seems a bit seems a bit much to me there was a lot going on like at that period in time like the the the Byzantines were keeping records the the Holy Roman Empire was like starting to kick off out in the well that's part of this right like this guy wanted to be the Holy Roman Emperor he was the Holy Roman Emperor he was the Holy Roman Emperor Yes, but then you, so at some point in his past, these people's contention would be that, like, there were made up lines of succession.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Because even just on Wikipedia, which is like retard mode, you know, granted, you can click back through, like, who was his predecessor, you know, oh, Otto the second. All right, Otto the first. What was Otto the first up to? All right. What was Berengar the first up to? And, like, there are, like, events that were, like, that was. The theory asserts that those are fictional events made up, that they rewrote the timeline again to put him at a specific year.
Starting point is 00:11:28 So they just made the year up and backtracked. And made up a few hundred years of nonsense. They just wrote some fiction. But like you click back a few guys. Like there is evidence that the Magyars were invading Western Europe in the early 10th century and late 9th century. You should update this Wikipedia post. Tell them about that. Tell them about the Majjars.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Have you said the text? I don't think you're working hard enough. I'm working hard. I'm looking at one corner of my eye over here trying to read, but that's in the periphery that gets blurred. So I have to turn. Yeah, the Hungarians, who are the Magyars, they popped over there. Oh, you know, the Magyars, of course.
Starting point is 00:12:08 It's reminiscent of like the 6,000-year-old earth thing, where no matter how much evidence you present, they're just like, I don't buy it. I don't think so. God did that. That one upsets me every time it gets brought up. It's like, come on, guys. Like, there's a lot.
Starting point is 00:12:23 There's so much evidence. There's so much evidence. Like, some of the elements wouldn't exist if that were true. Like, it takes longer than that. As far as I know. I don't think you can have uranium if we've only been here for 6,000 years. I don't think it can happen. You know, and we can see more than 6,000 years away.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Like, that's it. You're getting smashed in this debate. Like, I remember saying, that to my mother when I was like nine or something something like that with just my Star Trek level of intelligence I was like but aren't some stars further than 6,000
Starting point is 00:12:57 light years away like that that's it I think my dad was like yeah I think they are and my mom just like steaming in the passenger seat they just got ahead those stars just got a head start Kyle the marks a mysterious ways
Starting point is 00:13:15 that don't make me beat you Yeah, for 6,000 years just isn't enough. Like, we know, like, there are rulers of, like, ancient Er and ancient Uruk in Mesopotamia that are almost to that old. Now, you get that far back because I've done that where, like, I'll just, you know, find those, like, weird, barely updated websites of some guy who was just obsessed with Err, you know, in 2006. And, like, whereas in, like, the Middle Ages, sometimes it'll say, like, Pope So-and-So was born in 11. or 11.05. We don't know because of this and this. You get that ancient and it's like we're pretty sure Nebuchadnezzar the first was between 3,600 BC and 3,000 BC. We got a 600 year window to play with here because we don't know. They had different numbers. It wasn't Nebuchadnezzar. He was way later. But like, that's the window you get. And it's always disappointing where it's like, damn, that's really not that far back when you think about humans as a whole. and you get just that far and we're like naked in the dark.
Starting point is 00:14:20 We have, we really can't confirm anything. You want to talk about like, write anything down and pass it forward, you know, not in a meaningful, like a written kind of way. Like, like,
Starting point is 00:14:30 I, I know that there are theories that there have been more than one intelligent species on the planet. And geologically, that's possible. Like, like another species could have evolved
Starting point is 00:14:37 and then just plate tectonics could have eaten away their whole society. I think that's unlikely. But there could have been like, I don't know, another society that was right, writing and had figured out philosophy and art, like, had gotten to the level of, like,
Starting point is 00:14:50 I don't know, the Greeks or something like that. And then they got reset and buried beneath the sands of time and set back to Hunter Gatherers, like a sort of an Atlantis type situation. Like, I believe in that. And also there was like a, oh, sorry, go ahead. That idea is interesting to me, right? Because I think, if you think about our bodies as the hardware and our knowledge is the software, our hardware has been competent for a long time. 100,000 years, 80,000 years, like a really long time. Kaus has more, maybe a quarter million years. I don't know how long our hardware has been competent, but quite some time.
Starting point is 00:15:24 But most of our advancement has happened in the last like 3,000 years, like 4,000. You don't have to go very far on the scale of a quarter million years and just the last 1% of it. It's right. It's writing. But where it heads is the interesting part. Like, oh my God. We've just been doing nothing for nearly a quarter million years. And then in the last 5,000, wild stuff happened.
Starting point is 00:15:50 We're going to the moon. We've got the internet. We're working on an artificial intelligence. What does another thousand years look like? If we've done all this advancement in the last thousand or even the last like 300, what does 300 years from now look like? Two and five Canadians will hear the words, you have cancer. That's why every step and dollar raised matters.
Starting point is 00:16:15 On September 19th, join thousands in Toronto for the Princess Margaret Cancer Foundation Walk. Challenge yourself, friends, and family to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research. Together we can carry the fire and help create a world free from the fear of cancer. Register today at pmcf walk.ca.ca. It's always fun to imagine, like, that we just keep going up. like a Roman citizen in, you know, 170 AD would have thought the same thing. Like, we're banging on all cylinders.
Starting point is 00:16:52 We got some solid emperors right now. What, you're telling me there's going to be a period where, like, people look back on us and we're like 800 years ago. These guys had it figured out. Like, no, it's going to keep going up. It's going to, you know, we're going to keep progressing. And I think Kyle's right that language is the biggest thing. Right.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Because writing and line. Yeah, specifically writing. so you can pass it down to the future and like people can build, you know, stand on the shoulders of giants. You need the writing. You need the stability that your writings don't get all burnt up and forgotten. And then you need the mechanism to pass down the knowledge for the reading and writing, which is the church and monks. Like much of what was preserved is because of orders of monks who would hand copy manuscripts one after another. Their whole fucking lives. They'd be in some, what do they call those places where the monks go?
Starting point is 00:17:41 Monastery. one of those monasteries just copying a book that maybe their grandfather, well, their grandfather probably would have been a monk. Those monks have a real problem repopulating. There were a lot of second boards. Before you had the Gutenberg coming up with the press or whatever, and you could just stamp out new copies of books, look at his split. Somebody had to write that shit down,
Starting point is 00:18:02 and reading and writing were hard to come by as far as skills. Yeah, and you need a civilization that values, those lessons being passed forward. And like a good example of that is, like, it took British explorers to, like, really start and,
Starting point is 00:18:23 like, make the field of Egyptology. Like, when they went over there, I remember the Rosetta Stone in particular, was being used as, like, a support stone in some guys,
Starting point is 00:18:34 like goat barn. And some British guy was like, my word, may we have this? And he's like, I don't, no, I know, so I'm his spying. And then they're like,
Starting point is 00:18:46 Go on. We promise we'll give you another excellent stone without the writing. And they like, like they had to, you know, retrieve that or they just stole this rock. But like, you need people that give a fuck and want to keep it going, not just kind of sit on their laurels.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Which, yeah, imagine if we had like all those libraries that weren't totally fucked up like Alexandria. Like, imagine if we had. all that. How many like genius philosophers had written things down that took like another Eon to uncover just because that was burned by the fucking Vizagoths or whatever? Could have been mathematics. Yeah, we could have lost some mathematics
Starting point is 00:19:24 along the way. That would have been that that's a bigger setback than you might imagine because you know, like people don't, you need a special kind of genius that's obsessed with that stuff and then it provides all these leapboards and physics and materials and just technology in general when it finally happens. Yeah. Yeah, it's really cool to think about. But it's entirely possible. We go off the rails the way the Romans did. Like they there wasn't like a big cataclysm where every it, it wasn't like Siv where like one day in 476 or whatever the Romans woke up and we're like, things are different today. Like they didn't have the internet. Like it was said like most Romans realized the Romans who didn't live in Rome. They, the way they found out that the empire. had crumbled and like dissolved was because they just noticed the roads weren't being taken care of and the infrastructure wasn't being repaired and so it wasn't like some guy came and knocking and was like you're now part of this it was just like hey they're really I haven't seen any guys in a bunch of red you know with gladius is strapped to their sides fixing our roads in a long time they're really fucking struggling over there in Rome like we I think even if the United States is tend to be gradual lapse somehow and fail like there's plenty of other
Starting point is 00:20:41 people's people like carrying the flag of just knowledge of just human knowledge it might not be the same culture but the chinese aren't going to let us forget how math works you know yeah yeah true we're going to continue to progress forward it's the only thing that stops us now is like killing ourselves or maybe like i was talking about the other day some kind of a big solar flare event that just nukes all of our electronics um that would set us back it would take decades to rebuild the grid. But on top of that, like, we might just collapse further into just... Would that be localized? It would be planetary. Planetary. Yeah. It would be bad. Even both sides? Like, it would wrap around?
Starting point is 00:21:23 It would continue for a long... The Carrington event lasted for a long time. And there was, there was electricity, like, arcing off of the telegraph wires and the telegram machines were bursting into fire and all the offices. But that's kind of the height of electronics at the time. Now everything is electronic. Now, I don't know what it does to the phone. your pocket. But I bet if there's a big enough solar flare, it destroys it. It definitely destroys like the power grid. But it probably wouldn't impact things that are turned off, right? Yeah, I think it would. But I'm not sure about that. I bet our old friend Chat GPT would have some more knowledge about that. It probably, it is my greatest fear. That would be a catacly. So we'd
Starting point is 00:22:05 lose our whole. Chat, PT's like, thank you for not asking about how to get late in cyberpunk again. It's a pleasure to talk about anything else. Are you sure you don't want to upgrade any of your skill points at all? This is it. That's the only thing you want to do. Back and forth between video game questions and real life questions. So I'm playing fallout.
Starting point is 00:22:28 I'm like, hey, what are the, when I bake, when I cook bloat fly meat, what does the baked bloat fly give me? And then a few hours later, I'm like, I'm smoking ribs. At what temperature do I need to pull them off and wrap them again? And it's like, there are no ribs in Fallout 4. Or it's like, Yagui ribs don't require any temperature at all. You just press cook and they instantly cook. I'm in real life now.
Starting point is 00:22:55 This is real life. Oh, well, yeah. I love my chat, GPT for cooking. Like, it's open while I'm cooking in like any step where I'm like, is that a tablespoon or a teaspoon? I don't remember the recipe. It's so much easier just to have. ask it and let it tell me.
Starting point is 00:23:11 It's great for already known things. I don't think it's as great as people say about connecting the dots. You know, like chat GPT would not discover the theory of relativity. It would not come up with E equals MC squared. Like it doesn't do these things on its own. What it could do is tell you what's already out there. But imagine chat GPT hundreds of years ago being like you can't sail around the world. It's flat.
Starting point is 00:23:35 You'll fall off the edge. Just summarizing accepted documents. Yeah, it's really good at like busy work too. They do this thing with astronomy where they have these old plates from back before like the, what they would do is through the telescope they would take these photographs and they're printed on these glass plates. And it's basically glass plate impressions of the stars at various coordinates. And what you do is you take readings from today, pictures from today and compare them over time to see if anything moves. because stars far away aren't going to move,
Starting point is 00:24:09 but something close that was actually an asteroid or a comet or a planet or something, you would see that move. And so having a person go in and literally like a B, A, B, A, B, like doing that thing at the eye doctor, looking for differences is so time-consuming and fraught with like error. And an AI system just at the speed of light
Starting point is 00:24:31 looks at all of the plates from 40 years of plate taking and finds all these differences that they didn't see before and they're seeing like all these supernovas they didn't know what happened and they're learning a lot about stars and all sorts of stuff. Would you trust AI to do that better than a human
Starting point is 00:24:49 if it was important? Yeah, yeah. My brother-in-law used to do that job. Specifically, he worked in Air Force Intelligence and he wasn't like high up or whatever, but his job was actually to look at pictures and circle or mark down or report up the chain for them to make decisions based on what he sees.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Like, hey, this truck moved. You know, this, this tank that used to be here is now somewhere else. I don't know where. And then he'd take that information, those observations, and pass him up the chain to make decisions. And I'm like, huh, I get that AI is really good for stuff like that. But would you trust it, trust it? Would you fire the humans whose job is to look at the whatever army camp of some Iranians soldier and just replace them with AI.
Starting point is 00:25:38 I think for like a celestial mapping thing, you could just have the AI do it and then just have a human who probably would have missed all the little intricacies just to go through and confirm it and be like, oh, yeah, that one's true. Oh, this one's true. Oh, I wouldn't have caught that. That's teeny tiny. Right. You want someone checking their work.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Like, oh, actually it didn't move. They brushed the snow off it. It looks different. That's the same truck. Yeah. But then you can just have like one guy replaced probably 10 or whatever. instead of the same way Gutenberg replaced all those monks in the monastery having to do their very careful calligraphy one little page strip your year's over you gotta restart you imagine spelling a word the beating you'd get oh yeah you're like in the middle of revelation and you fuck up a line and you're like you write moops instead of moors and that history has changed or something like that I imagine the hostile words in ancient texts, no?
Starting point is 00:26:37 Part of their disciplines in monasteries was like, don't make, it was almost like the Asian monks, like, where you, it was like, it's full of art works. And it was like, you can't make mistakes. If you make a mistake, like, this is going to be in a library forever until some, you know, vandals, which that was actually a group of barbarian. They have the vandals. imagine like your legacy as a group being like just these guys were the worst we're going to use their name for like wrecking stuff for thousands of years yeah the shithead clan so yeah those pages would have like gold leaf and artwork and paintings and be really they're not marking works up before computers it wasn't that uncommon for like either to use white out or not even like things handed out to students students would have like X's over misspelled word than the right word next to it. Like not everything was so perfect. We had white out in Xerox.
Starting point is 00:27:38 So like you'd see that it had been repaired, but you know, it had been repaired at least. In your guys science classes when it was like you have to, you know, 7th or 8th grade, whatever it was. Whereas like, all right, now here's a picture of the, there's a picture of an animal cell in the book with like all the label, the mitochondria of the cell, you know, membranes. And then there's the plant cell. And then when the teacher would print that out and then scan it, do you remember like the diagrams were just like so black and dark and discolored that you could barely see them? Like it was nothing like I was looking at it. It's just incompetence.
Starting point is 00:28:18 You're a teacher. A third of your job is making photocopies. You made all those photocopies and said, ha, perfect. I'm giving this to Taylor. No. Fucking fix it. You incompetent.
Starting point is 00:28:28 cunt? Why are you this bad? I don't remember this. Oh, no. It would be like the black lines labeling things just disappear into an abyss where I'm like in my head I'm trying to remember not even the pieces of the cell just like I believe mitochondria was labeled
Starting point is 00:28:45 from the top right. Like that I think that's where that is but like I remember there are like Mr. Graham or whatever. Yeah, it was for biology and he'd be like Oh, so you've got a picture of the cell on the paper with like lines and you're supposed to label all the different parts, but it was so fucked up that like Mr. Graham's walking around being like, sorry, it's a little tough to see the diagrams, folks, you know, do your best.
Starting point is 00:29:10 And it's just may as well be labeling. How about you do your best, fucker? How about you do your best? How about I give you a paper filled with garbage and mistakes that's uniligible and say, hey, when you read it, do your best. Yeah. No, he didn't get that was, I think that was our. 10th grade chemistry teacher that I don't think I had a teacher who like viscerally gave less of a shit about his job than this guy. Do you think everybody needs to learn chemistry and biology? Because I'm thinking about like like, like, we don't need to.
Starting point is 00:29:43 We didn't need to. Frankly. Like, like, I'm, I'm glad that I know a little bit. I didn't. It's still. So, imagine this though. Imagine if instead of us learning about mitochondria, we instead took a class where the whole year the class does a field trip every day we go somewhere and everybody works a real job
Starting point is 00:30:04 for someone a real job where we're paid and a big part of the class is paying the taxes and filing the taxes for the job we all work together like this semester and we all learn how to file taxes that'd be better for most people definitely because that was something that just was never taught in any class if you fail you get out of it the only finance stuff they did was like all right We're going to teach you how to balance a checkbook. And it was already like, I was like, you know, I'm a senior in high school. It's 2009. The writing's on the wall.
Starting point is 00:30:36 This is gone. Like nobody's doing this shit anymore. I never understood. So that's a little before my time, too. Help us, Woody. What was the, why did you, so my understanding. Let me explain what I think balancing a checkbook is and maybe I'm just off and it's something else.
Starting point is 00:30:52 To me, it's keeping track of your expenditures in your checkbook and subtracting that from the amount that you know is in there so that you keep a running tally and an accurate count of how much money is actually in your checking account with the deductions in your checkbook and you'd be able to go back and flip through the stubs and be like you know 29,000 28,000 27,000 like count your money down and then now that you balance you be like now okay now I have 24,000 dollars in my checkbook period is that balancing a checkbook no it was more like checking the bank's work right so you get your monthly bank statement and then there were things in there that the bank did know about. You wrote a paper check to someone, but that person didn't cash it yet. So you know
Starting point is 00:31:33 that you have $100 less, but the bank doesn't know it yet because fuckheads sitting on their birthday present forever. And so like there's a paper check out there and you're calculating your actual balance and making sure there's no mistakes. You know, the bank might know about things that you don't, like the interest that it paid you. You know about things it doesn't. Like checks you wrote that haven't been put into the system yet haven't been deposited, for example. and you're just sort of reconciling the things you know, the things it knows, and coming to one,
Starting point is 00:32:04 the real answer of what you have, and two, checking, no one made any mistakes. Okay. That makes sense. When you write paper checks, mistakes can happen.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Oh, maybe I misunderstood what you said. That could be true. Okay. It just didn't see, it only seems like something that's a big deal if you have either very little money
Starting point is 00:32:22 or you're running a business, though, because I guess the checking the bank's work thing, is a thing, but like, how? Like, what if you wrote a check for 400, but your handwriting's not very good? And it kind of looked like 900, and that's what happened.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Right? Fours and nines, I mean, for some people, they look about the same. I don't know anyone like that, but you write the word out of the bottom. But that kind of thing could get caught during reconciliation. I remember when I first started writing checks, being so stressed out that everything be legible and perfect. And then I saw, like, my mom write a check one time,
Starting point is 00:32:57 and I was just like, what even is this? What even is this? I give it to them and they give me the things and I suppose they get some amount of money along the way. I don't know. I had a similar thing. I thought that when you signed a credit, like, you know,
Starting point is 00:33:11 you signed for your credit card. You still do that today oftentimes. That that signature was like verified and that you had to sign it approximately the same way every time or there's going to be some problem down the road. I imagine Jason born like them looking at it funny and like up and down. up and down and then like they go in the back and you see them making a hurried phone calls and then in the early days of the internet someone posted like how they don't check it at all so i'd sign my name
Starting point is 00:33:39 mickey mouse i'd sign my name with literally just like morse code like periods and dashes not accurate morse code but like it would look like it and uh there was always just accepted and i'm like okay this is just a security theater here where we're pretending where these signatures mean anything I sign in wingdings I literally do like a circle I go circle and like no one's ever said shit like whenever I have to sign for something
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Starting point is 00:35:51 I don't know. Is somebody going to check this later with like a big magnifying glass from an old. movie and like go back and forth and be sure that's what AI could maybe do a good job of although immediately you'd have so many fuck up nobody signs anything anymore one check thing that I've fucked up before is like and when I have to write like my quarterly checks for like federal and state taxes sometimes I'll forget because like the feds just have you write like what form it is and then like your social and then like the date or something like that and the state like I'll write it as though it's federal and then like Missouri will want like additional forms like written next to it.
Starting point is 00:36:29 And so then I'm doing that thing like you're getting to the edge of a line in a notebook so it's kind of curling. And I'm like, this doesn't seem very official. Are they going to be mad? I think they'll just cash the check. You know what? It's just let's, but for a while like when I was younger I would like do that on accident and I'd be like, no, this is like serious business. We're ripping this. We got to start over. I'm like writing in such tiny little letters. Form. Because I know they won't take like blue ink. Like IRS won't take blue ink. like IRS won't take blue ink right
Starting point is 00:36:55 I didn't know that if it's true I thought blue and black were the only acceptable but I've only ever used black Who doesn't accept black ink? Blue ink everybody accepts black ink That's what I meant Yeah That would be
Starting point is 00:37:10 There's no way the government's sending back checks for blue ink That's crazy Red or pinker It would seem like they'd get 30 million blue ink checks a year That'd be too much work Yeah definitely And I've also that you're not allowed to fill out in blue.
Starting point is 00:37:25 I remember it being a thing. I know athletes won't sign in blue. Why? There's like a superstition? No, it's like a fake thing. I think it's easier to fake blue or something. I don't know the exact reason. There's no athletes won't sign in blue or celebrities in general.
Starting point is 00:37:41 I don't think I even have any blue pens. I used to have black pens. But I've also noticed that the regular IRS is much more on the ball with cashing your tax checks than the state is. Because like I'll send in the quarterly to federal. And like I swear it's like the second of that check arrives, they're like boom. And like I see it in my account,
Starting point is 00:38:07 my checking account like deleted or removed from that. And I was like sitting on Missouri was like sitting on a check for like almost a month once where I'm like, did I fuck this up? Am I going to get a letter? And then just one random day check and they had taken it. And I was like, oh, thanks for that. yeah they're they're on the man I the IRS is so frustrated
Starting point is 00:38:25 you know I think we could fix a lot of tax shit in the country if we just suddenly made it so there there are no withholdings from W2 employees and they had to write the check at the end of the year like people would be up in arms over it because like how many people do you know
Starting point is 00:38:44 who misunderstand the process and they're like I got a tax refund and it's like they weren't being nice like they You overpaid. That's a common one where people just don't really have a grip on how much they pay in taxes. Another one is people who don't understand how brackets work. They think that, let's say a bracket dividing line is at 40 grand.
Starting point is 00:39:06 They're like, no, no, no, no, I don't want that promotion. I'd rather make $39, $9.99, $99, because one more penny and I take home less. It's like, you're a stupid person. You don't deserve that promotion. Yeah. It's like, dude, this is like a three sentence explanation. on any search engine. If you were just a little curious,
Starting point is 00:39:25 like why would it work? Does anything work that way where it does? Like, I know that, okay, so like an example of the positive is when I was selling cars. The difference between selling 14 cars and selling 15 cars is substantial in your paycheck.
Starting point is 00:39:39 You could lose money to selling the 15th and you'll make another $3,000 this month. I can't think of anything that has a harsh penalty like that. There are some things like dates, like long-term capital gains, are much lower taxed than short-term capital gains. So it's like if you wait three more days to sell this and it's more than a year old, great things happen for you. You should chill. But I can't think of anything where it's like to a disadvantage to earn an extra dollar.
Starting point is 00:40:10 No, I wouldn't think so. You just, you know, that $40,000, you just lose an extra, you know, 9% of it or whatever it would be. Another thing people don't get is charitable stuff. No one ever gave away a million dollars and turned out better for it. Now there's tricky shit where like I buy art for $10, pretend it's a million, donate it to myself, and now I've got a million. That's not what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:38 But, you know, like, oh, he fed all these kids. Well, he got a tax deduction for it. That was an act of generosity. Would you just respect it because he could have kept that money and had more? Yeah. Yeah. I think that's why a lot of them do the like little charity loophole where they donate to their own charities where it's like, oh wow. Who'd you donate to Bill Gates with $150 million? Ah, the Bill Gates, you know, fund for children and animals. Like, okay. I know someone who has a nonprofit and when it was explained to me the intricacies of the various tax advantages and financial advantage. managers. It was like one of those where you're like, yeah. Yeah, that's it. You figured it out. They can't get you now. It was like, this is it. It was so funny. I'm going to start a nonprofit.
Starting point is 00:41:33 And it's going to be the, it's going to be Taylor's home for self-reliance. And I'm going to, and we're going to, we're going to donate to go fill in those wells, Mr. Beast, Doug. Teach a man to dig. You know, that's our motto. Same with those glaucoma surgeries. He's going in there, putting the cloudy eyes back in. My organization would be right up there with like Boko Haram. Like they'd be, you'd be saying, this guy's a menace.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Going around with an excavator filling up wells. No, but I'd save money on taxes. Didn't he give a bunch of people artificial legs or something? Didn't he give a whole bunch of people? He did. I watched that video. He's literally a modern day, Jesus Christ. Were they blade legs?
Starting point is 00:42:26 He's helped more cripples than Jesus did. I only remember like one of two that Jesus helped. I think that's nothing. Mr. Bees does that every day. I think it'd be better to give a thousand kids blade legs than 1,500 kids, those ones that are kind of peg-legged and shitty. Okay, yeah, no peg-legs. Yeah, well, have you seen some?
Starting point is 00:42:47 Legs. But they like, they don't bend right. They're not, they don't look that great. This is like a Mr. Beast. I just see these on my.
Starting point is 00:42:55 This is a Mr. B's video. So obviously it's edited and such like that. But so many of them walked really well right away. Like this is a person that's wheelchair bound. They give them a leg. And they had like the balance beam that they're the parallel bars I meant to say. You know,
Starting point is 00:43:09 if you're a gymnast to help them walk. But some of them barely relied on them. And I was just like, these people were able to take a couple steps. pretty well. And Mr. B's commented on it too. He's like, one guy was a double amputee
Starting point is 00:43:23 and he walked better than some of the single amputees. And it's like, shit, this guy's got it cooking. Good for him. Yeah, that, it all comes down to if it's a below or above the knee amputation. Because if they're above the knee, then it's like you can only expect so much. They kind of have to do that going to get toilet paper
Starting point is 00:43:44 when in the middle of a shit walk. but like if it's below the knee you can get a lot of action you can even murder your own girlfriend in the bathroom yeah through God anything is possible through blade legs anything possible
Starting point is 00:43:58 I would be afraid if I saw one of those blade legged people like coming after me real fast I don't know the implications of a man running at that speed those guys are moving it would have to be I would only be afraid of a double blade legged man because a single blade legged man is just going to be running in the
Starting point is 00:44:16 circles in the parking lot. He's going too quick. He's going too quick on one side. I don't think you can have a disadvantage of the blades. Obviously for straight line speed, they have to be the best as far as I know. They might be better than regular feet. But what like if you have the money for it, right? You're rich, rich.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Do you not just rock blade legs like as the default? Like anytime you're not at a formal occasion? You go to dinner like it with blade legs like knocking tables over and shit like nine feet tall. If I was a double NBT, I would be taller. And everyone, everyone's like, oh, we love the Blake. No, that's not how it go. They'd be like, fuck,
Starting point is 00:44:54 the blade runner's here. Oh, damn it. This guy's going to fucking Mr. Magoo his way through the main area. Yeah. Can I think you get that to the ceiling? I bet. Not a traveling, but what a pogo stick.
Starting point is 00:45:10 That's what you get up there. I bet the blade legs are more difficult to use when you're like standing still or attempting to like walk very casually through like a supermarket aisle and you don't have a cart to lean on right you're just sitting here like this
Starting point is 00:45:28 like I'm getting a little seasick from my legs yeah you just always look like like the starting screen for a character in a fighting way back to it yeah I hope I never get crippled I hope not too
Starting point is 00:45:44 there's some rough ways to lose your legs too like if you lost like a leg in like a rack it's like first of all you kind of knew what you signed up for and second of all badass way to lose your leg I bet the VA is gonna take care of that brother you'll be good you'll be good but like when you lose one to like diabetes I bet
Starting point is 00:46:01 I can't remember what comedy it's from but they're like they see the guys missing the leg and they're like simplified brother and he's like diabetes always sunny the hand you lose that hand brother diabetes. Yeah, that would be
Starting point is 00:46:19 shitty. But I mean, like, you lose your leg in Afghanistan, like, out of nowhere, what's to be done? You stepped on a mine or you got blown up. You couldn't have avoided it, really. You lose your lower appendages to diabetes. Like, you lose your, like, you lose your, like, foot or whatever to diabetes. You've been, like, talking to doctors, I would have imagine for like three or five years and they've been like,
Starting point is 00:46:47 let's get it together. Hey, like four years prior, you went in and you're like, what can't I feel my toes ever and they kind of burn? And the doctor's like, it's time to the Snickers are too much. No more Costco Snickers boxes for you. And then to ignore that for like half a decade. And then eventually the doctor's like, we've had,
Starting point is 00:47:07 there's been two presidents since I told you to get this under control. You could have done it. You've got to take your foot now. What the hell? it's the Austin Power steamroller. You're just laying there like, no, no, as it comes at you at 0.7 miles per hour. Type 1 diabetes exempt, obviously.
Starting point is 00:47:23 They're dealing with their own thing. Nothing they can do about that. Yeah, I have no mercy for the type 2 people. Like, I know that it wouldn't take my feet because I have enough willpower. I've seen people in my own life, like, get diagnosed with it and be like, ah, guess all my rascally Coca-Cola days are over. I'm going to have to be an adult at 62. or whatever my grandma was.
Starting point is 00:47:43 She's like, all right, now I don't drink sugar. You know, she wasn't fat. She just was giving herself diabetes because she was drinking pure sugar as her, like, yeah, it's her favorite thing. Just like imagine if someone was like, all right, you've got serious cancer. But the trick is, is if you buckle down and diet really, really carefully, guaranteed it's gone nine months from now. Every cancer patient would be like, I'm locked in, my fitness pal, on the phone.
Starting point is 00:48:10 We're counting everything. But that sugar that I think it's, I think you're right. I think soda is the biggest culprit because people who get addicted to like soda, it's. The people who lose lens over it, though, either have some like genetic predisposition to like being sensitive to it or whatever. I'm sure that might be a thing. But it's it's a minority of people. I think most of them just like, they're eating candy bags. They're eating bags of cookies.
Starting point is 00:48:34 They're eating KFC Oreos and washing it down with Mexican Coca-Cola. Like that's the only. only way that you eat enough sugar to rot your feet off. Yeah. It really is the only way, I would think. And again, or you have some, like, fucked up genetics, in which case, it's like, look at the draw. That just stinks. Yeah. People who get lung cancer when they don't even smoke. Yeah, I smoked for 10 years. I don't even have a cough. Yeah, my grandparents smoked for decades and decades, and they're both in their 80s. They stopped a long while ago, but... My dad's old enough now where it's like, looks like you dodged it.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Like lung cancer, emphysema, all that stuff. Because he smoked a pack of Marlborough Reds a day for my entire fucking life. Like, he only quit, like, eight, ten years ago or something like that. And, like, he smoked Marlboro Reds my entire childhood. I remember it. And then, like, there are black and white photos of him at, like, 25 or 28. He had a fucking smoke in his hand. You can see it.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Like, this guy smoked his whole life. He stuck it out. You can have any negative size. effects. He never even had like, like, smokers cough, like late at night. Some people will have that, like none of that. So he's like 73 or something. 73, I think. Yeah, he's born in 53, I think. Yeah. Okay. So yeah. Then I think he's through the danger zone then. Yeah. Like, yeah, my, my grandparents, like for many, they stopped probably 20 years ago or so, maybe even a bit more. And they both said, like not even fully joking, only like 10% joking, being like when we hit 80, we're starting
Starting point is 00:50:14 smoking again. And like up to like five years ago when they were in their mid-70s, I would be like, Grandma, you plan on smoking again at 80? And she'd be like, well, you know, if I can resist, I'm going to, but you know, the plans to smoke. And I'm like, she got to 80. And I was like, so where's the pack of SIGs? And she's like, you know, I just figured I'll add another year.
Starting point is 00:50:37 You know, I'll just hold, maybe 81, I start again. And so now she's a little old. So she's just grinding through it. What if you go over there next time and she's got like a big like water bong? She's like, I went to go buy some tobacco, but this just real, this is beautiful. I love the artwork. No, she, I, she was having like arthritis pain and didn't want to get on like, I guess there were a bunch of potential side effects for like regular arthritis drugs.
Starting point is 00:51:05 Sure. As they're all with everything, I'm sure. I was like, you should go to a dispensary and just get whatever the lowest edible they have is, ask them about it, get something with like more CBD so it's less psychoactive and then just like cut it in thirds and like just see how you feel. And she was like taking like tiny little amounts for a bit, not even enough to feel anything. And I was like, well, then you should probably take a little more. And she's like, well, I'm just nervous about it. I've never used marijuana before. And I don't want to freak out on it or get stressed out.
Starting point is 00:51:35 and your grandpa, you know, he was putting that marijuana cream on his hands for a while. And he told me, he said, I'd rather just deal with the pain because I'm so, gosh, don't tire all the time. And I'm just making him sleepy. So he just got sick of it. I don't believe in CBD, by the way. That's one of those, like, like, I believe Charlemagne existed, but I don't believe CBD does any fucking thing. I think it's snake oil. Really?
Starting point is 00:51:58 Really. Yeah. What are the big claims for it? Anti-inflammatory and pain belief is, I believe, are two of the key uses for CBD. they use it as sort of anti-anxiety as well like I know they're like dog chews there's CBD for when your dog's afraid of lightning
Starting point is 00:52:14 my dog just got fat on she's still she's terrified she's terrified and fat like congratulations CBD chews you've done nothing that fat ass fucking dog dude I was making chicken breast the other night I had two huge chicken breasts on the counter that I had brined for 24 hours and now I've got them on the counter I'm like letting them come to room temperature and dry off a little bit before I smoke
Starting point is 00:52:35 them and she came in at like I walked away for 10 seconds to to make sure the smoker was up to temperature and when I came back she was scuttling away with a whole raw chicken breast in her mouth trying to wolf it down I had to pull it out of her throat like you got her in a headlock pulling the raw thing out of her fucking throat it was two in the morning by the way it was two in the morning prime chicken cooking hours prime cooking chicken yeah I went to chat chippy t because I thought CBD was more like established than Kyle said it was Kyle's right um on like 99 percent right. Depression, relaxation, inflammation. It's all like the evidence is so weak. It might as well be untrue. For sleep, it's weak. Anxiety. The one thing it's good for are rare seizure disorders.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Two and five Canadians will hear the words you have cancer. That's why every step and dollar raised matters. On September 19th, join thousands in Toronto for the Princess Margaret Cancer Foundation walk. Challenge yourself, friends, and family to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research. Together, we can carry the fire and help create a world free from the fear of cancer. Register today at pmcf walk.ca.com.com. Okay. And marijuana is also not good for pain. I don't know if y'all have ever been like, oh, I've got a headache. Let me smoke a joint. Never once. Never once. Like, it doesn't help. Well, it wouldn't be good for a headache.
Starting point is 00:54:04 it's not good for any pain. Like if your knees are hurting you, he's burning a joint going to hell. Good for nausea. That's about it, though. It's good for nausea. If you're taking cancer meds that make you nauseous, and you don't want to take, like, the prescribed stuff that works perfectly with seemingly no side effects, then you can smoke weed.
Starting point is 00:54:19 I avoid perfect drugs with no side effects. It works so fast. You can be allergic to that, or there could be a reason why you can't take that. And I know with, like, appetite, like marijuana helps, especially people who weren't smoking it beforehand, it just if they have appetite issues from cancer drugs or whatever it helps with that but i don't believe it's helping anybody with their pain uh i think it helps PTSD depression uh rest maybe but i've heard you don't get as like restful sleep like it's you get sleep but it's not as restful yeah definitely true with weed or any substance i those like pills that they give you at the hospital
Starting point is 00:54:55 for like post-surgery immediate nausea relief yeah i had a friend who was a nurse i assume he still is This was years ago. And so, like, we'd be going out on the town. Everybody's getting fucked up. And then the next morning, everybody's waking up and, like, feeling nauseated. Now, nausea is never, that's never been a side effect of a hangover for me. But I had a couple friends who had really bad nausea. And he would be like, take this.
Starting point is 00:55:20 And it was just like a little half glass of water and talk to me in 20 minutes. And they'd be like, this is honestly outrageous. Like, where do you get these and how do I get more? And he'd be like, oh, no, this is one of those things. so powerful that if you start routinely taking this, you're going to have horrible stomach issues for a long time. This is like an emergency like, you know, pulled chain. Yeah, like a plan B version of like if your nausea is so intense that you feel like you're going to vomit all over yourself, it'll get rid of it. But it's not like private. I still like a bottle. I get nauseous
Starting point is 00:55:50 every now and then I'd love to stop it. We have it. We always have stuff in the house that is that stuff. Oh, okay. Yeah, I just don't get nauseated too, too easily. If I do, it's because I get food poisoning. And I probably need to be sick. I can't remember the last time I took it. Probably three years ago with the catamine thing, like something like that. Have you heard that Shane Gillis story where he's, he's feeling really sick. And he goes to the doctor, and he's been sick for like a whole day. And he's like, I don't know, daughter.
Starting point is 00:56:18 I eat these chicken fingers. I think it's that. And they're like, how many drinks do you have in a week? And for some reason, he just decided for once he'd be honest. And he was like, 80. And he's like, okay, okay. But really, how many drinks do you have in a given week? He's like, I drink 80 drinks a week.
Starting point is 00:56:32 And the doctor's like, it's not the chicken fingers, brother. It's not the chicken fingers brother. And he goes home, threw up, fine the next day. It was the chicken fingers. Oh, see, that's, that's either the chicken fingers that he's eaten 100 times, or it's the 27 buttlights he had the night before. That story's good, but I liked Dicks even better. The doctor's like, ah, what do he?
Starting point is 00:56:56 He's like, I have like, I don't know, five drinks every night and cocaine on weekends. and the doctor's like, what? It's like, everybody does. They just lie to you. Cocaine on the weekend. Well, yeah, you got to suppress the appetites. The alcohol calories don't catch up to you. I see what he's doing.
Starting point is 00:57:18 It's genius. Yes, yes, yes. This is a great thing. I think they blow that out of proportion. I get that it's unhealthy, but them acting like they're shocked that someone could have 80 drinks a week. If you're drinking, 80 drinks,
Starting point is 00:57:29 it in the week isn't that insane. It seems like a lot to be. I'm sure. Oh, it is. Oh, it's a lot. Is that 11 and 12 a day, I guess? Something like that.
Starting point is 00:57:36 Between 11 and 12 a day. But that's assuming that he's drinking every single day throughout the week. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Dude. He's had some ragers. Like, 11 beers would ruin me.
Starting point is 00:57:50 What if you stretched it out over eight hours, though? You know, that's a good day at the beach. I tried to drink 24 beers in a day once. and I couldn't come close. I got, it's not even there. I've drank maybe. It would just be a terrible day, but I could do that. I'd have to take, I'd have to take like two sleeps.
Starting point is 00:58:09 How would you do it? Would you try to take a beer an hour and even like wake up and space it like that? Or would you start with six and just get ahead of the game? I'd be eating the whole time. I think the one per hour would only be appealing early because that's going to catch up to you and you're going to pass out before you're done. I would like start at midnight because I'm, I'm going to need every second of this 24 hour period.
Starting point is 00:58:31 You don't get up to 14 hours. You can start at once time. Okay. Okay. Rolling 24. I was being stricter than you guys were, but I would start and I would try to drink like 10, 12. I'd try to get through half of it as fast as I could. Oh my.
Starting point is 00:58:45 And then pass out, fall asleep, get like six, seven hours of sleep and then wake up and immediately start going again and then hopefully pass out by the end of that. It would be brutal. And that's also like, that's banking that I would wake up after that six, seven hour nap and not just sleep way longer from being, from having drank so much. It would be tough, actually. Be easier with vodka. Yeah. And also, if he's having 80 a week, there's a big difference between 80 Bud Lights, BLs, as he calls them, or 80, like IPAs.
Starting point is 00:59:24 Like 80 IPAs wouldn't be possible. Is a Ruther Ranger an IPA or is that even more? That's an IPA. Yeah. That's oh. Yeah, that's very strong. But it's also big. IPAs aren't always as big as a Router Ranger.
Starting point is 00:59:35 No, it's just the strength. It's like nine inches tall. Yeah, like light beers like Shane's having are like four point something percent. And then IPAs can be like eight plus. So like everything. It's like literally twice as strong. I think Vouta Rangers are 11, but I could check it. Yeah, it's like double beer.
Starting point is 00:59:53 That is so funny. That's like such a post party thing to do. to have like 20 bud lights and some chicken fingers and wake up the next day and be like, oh man, something off with those fingers. It must have been the honey mustard that I was slathering. That's still all over my face. They're between 7 and 11. They're not all the same.
Starting point is 01:00:13 Sorry, go ahead. Did you ever watch season three of tires? I haven't yet. No, I need to. It's legitimately good. Like, it's like a different show. I haven't looked into the production of the show. And if they hired new writers or new.
Starting point is 01:00:26 like director or something, but the first two seasons felt very much like it was just an excuse for Shingillis and his buddies to tell crude jokes back and forth. And the third season has like a storyline with characters and a plot. And it's a lot of it's outside of the, the tire shop. And, like, the tire shop stuff matters, but it's really good. Like, like, I was, I found myself caring what happened. You know what I mean? Like, like, they, they had a good enough plot that I was invested in it and, and wanted to see what happened next. And Shane Gills is a pretty good actor. And it's got like, is it Mark Norman? Is he the, uh, the guy that does like the Randy Savage voices and stuff? No, that's Dan Soder. Dan Soder is in there playing an autistic man. I love Dan Soder. That's
Starting point is 01:01:15 oh, that's, oh, good. Soder's character is hilarious. He is like an autistic car collector who wants to be friends with one of the mechanics and just talk cars all day. And Shane, like, overhears. this weird conversation they're having that's awkward and he's like oh yeah you guys should be best friends you should probably swap numbers right now so that you can stay in contact with each other all the time you know and Dan Seder's like yeah I was just thinking that and he pulls out a piece of paper with his number written on it that he's he had ready to go
Starting point is 01:01:40 and it gets weirder and weirder from there that that storyline's really funny and then like some of the storyline I don't know that other guy's name the little squirrely guy but like they send a secret shop manager? Yeah. She's cousin in the show, the squirly little guy. I know the actor's name is Steve Gerben.
Starting point is 01:01:59 Oh, Will is the name of the guy in the show. Yeah, he's, um, they send it like a secret shopper who's a hot chick to see if they're like, if they're giving out discounts just because she's prettier or if the manager's going to behave himself around an attractive woman and stuff. And she's like, has anyone ever told you? You look just like Timothy Shalome and his little squirly face being like, oh, ho, ho, well. not today
Starting point is 01:02:23 but oh nothing like Timothy Shelman no it doesn't yeah yeah it's really good I liked it a lot
Starting point is 01:02:35 I'm sure they'll make a fourth season too because it's like they left on a cliffhanger if it matters like it really had a plot and a story you should listen to
Starting point is 01:02:44 you should listen to the Matt and Shane I'm shocked like if you watch the first two seasons you're like the first two seasons are good
Starting point is 01:02:50 They mostly hang out in a tire shop and make jokes. I watched Witters Bay. I finished it. What did you think? I thought it was fine. It's not like I regret my time on it. So I liked it. But I'm not like excited about season two either.
Starting point is 01:03:09 I thought it was just good. It was fine. All right. I think Jackie doesn't want to see season two. It's 98% on Rotten Tomatoes. well what's the meta critic wait is that the one you care about I thought you cared about the fan
Starting point is 01:03:26 I don't I don't care about either well now I'm looking up the Metacritic it's 78 because Metacritic is one that doesn't I think I'm going to line up with the professionals 8.1 Metacritic removes fewer reviews is what I've heard than
Starting point is 01:03:41 Rotten Tomatoes they have 26 reviews here though total yeah you're not alone everyone seems to like the show more than me like across the internet in my little circle I don't think you like the humor
Starting point is 01:03:56 I don't think you appreciated the dry humor what was funny about that show oh yeah made one funny part there's like every episode's full of like jokes it's like really dry understated humor that no one laughs at they kind of just like sits in the air
Starting point is 01:04:11 humor that no one laughs at no the characters don't laugh amongst themselves like they're making these dry Funny. And seriously, give me an example of anything funny from that show. Because you're not alone. You're in the majority. I'm in the minority here. It's the mousy girl is probably the funniest character. The, the mousy girl who works at Steadie Hall. And she has, she's the one who was like stalked by the killer supposedly back in the day. She's constantly like funny. Like, just a really awkward dry humor reacting to the mayor and everything. And the mayor's really funny. Like his reactions to stuff. it. But there was one point where she admitted to a truth that it was kind of funny. I was like,
Starting point is 01:04:54 I believed you this whole time. Yeah, I dig it. I believed it too. I like the show a lot. My girlfriend loved it too. It reminded me a little bit of, oh shit, I just spaced on the name of that show. What's the, it's, uh, give me a hint.
Starting point is 01:05:10 Maybe I can help. Island. It's called Midnight Mass. Midnight Mass is like one of my favorite pieces of TV, movie, media, you name it. Is that the scarier one on Netflix from like three years ago? That's another one
Starting point is 01:05:25 that everybody liked more than I did. I like that one. I love that. Dude, I was playing Rainbow Six and someone did an impression of me and the impression included, yeah, everyone thinks this, but I disagree. I have my own
Starting point is 01:05:39 opinion on it. I guess I do that too much. Never let them change who you are. Stay strong. Well, we should hop off because we do have a hangout next to you. I have to get dinner in, too. All right, PKN, 627. Two and five Canadians will hear the words, you have cancer.
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