Painkiller Already - PKN 628

Episode Date: September 3, 2026

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That like 50s show? No. He-Haul is a victim in the Georgia area. He's a resident of Rockport, I think. Mm-hmm. Which is near Cedar Town, Georgia. Whatever. Rock Mart, I should have said.

A.K. So He-Haw is a donkey. He's a bottle. raised donkey who was raised inside the house. He's an in-house donkey, a pet, that did petting zoos and never knew a stranger. The

police were looking for a missing person so they trespassed into donkeys into He-Hall's yard, I guess. And he starts braying at the sheriff's officers. Whatever it is, donkey say, he-haul. And

so the sheriff's officer, under what I have to assume was fear for their own lives at this donkey Zach can we get a picture of he-haw up here poor guy not a big donkey doesn't appear to be this is a frightening donkey you'll see and

a little feller yeah so the the police go into he-haw's yard fenced in pasture of some sort and he starts braying at them so they taze he-haw but he-haw tough mother trucker that he is kept praying at them, even though he was being tased.

So the policeman pulled out his service revolver and murdered He-Haul. Now He-Haul's dead. They've made a fundraising appeal so that they can have legal action and sue the police. The policeman who murdered He-Haul has been put on suspension. I don't know if it's with or without pay. And they have 35 grand so far to try to get their justice. That'll get it done. That's about all you need to sue over a dead don't.

I would think that gets it done. Yeah, that'll buy a lot of new donkeys. I would imagine. They don't need, they want justice. We don't want a new donkey. Dude, I genuinely don't like the story. You see, I know Zach took it down. Zach, you have a habitual habit of taking the picture down 10 times too fast.

I've talked to you about it in private. But he haul there doesn't seem like the sort of thing that you need to murder. And I can't imagine. Maybe you got bigger. he could have been but what if they're doing that thing the news does sometimes this is his his kindergarten photo and he was his traitor like kindergarten meanwhile he's a gang banging what kind of animal is this a donkey is a donkey yes yes yes this donkey was a gangbanger for all we know I bet he's got braids now is it donkeys or

mules that they use to like keep coyotes at bay or either one because I'm not sure which one is Taylor I'm positive it's one of them. Maybe it's mules that they like, they'll just leave a mule in there with. Yeah, it's dead he-haw? Yeah, they got 120K here. Ooh. They're good, Woody.

They're solid. Yeah. I bet three days before this happened, if he was like, Mr. owner, execute he-haw, and he's a cool 120-K, he would have been like, he'd have been loading before. I would have been like, my earballs. Give it to me. You got a good. Man, you could have got me for 10K.

Blast him. It is a lot of money, an eighth of a million, roughly. And it's a lot of people, like the biggest donos were like 100. I want to see the body cam footage. That'll be released soon. We'll see that. I would like to see the body cam footage. I want to hear just the threat that he all presented, this petting zoo donkey.

Bottle fed petting zoo donkey. Oh, never mind. Here's some big ones, I guess. Well, that's the thing. Oh, is that one person, like, over and over giving, like, tens of thousands of dollars? Maybe this is, like, a default description, like, if you want to be anonymous. Or, it does look like one person, though. Justice for He-Ha is not playing around.

They don't want to pay any taxes. Well, I hope they get some justice for he-ha. That's pretty terrible, especially since, as the Facebook post said, he was in his own field when he was shot. He was chilling. he wasn't you know at the police station you know walking around in there or anything he was just in his own field making noises i guess the police and it didn't look like a big donkey they keep showing the Trayvon martin baby boy pictures but like even that dead photo of him in the field he didn't look that big and scary yeah he looked like a small donkey i think mules are there is with

a weapon i didn't remember this is his his his guest photo he's he's flashing he's helping he's flashing weapons on fucking TikTok over here. This is the what's that John Morant of donkeys right here? This guy's a bad o'bred. You're just trying to quickly fix a fence and you

got a spitty drill. Because this thing's got to pretend this thing's helping. Oh man. You like him too much and turn him away though. Looks like a sweet fella. I was going to say pup, but that's not a pup. Yeah, I guess it's mules that are traditionally more mean than donkeys.

I think that's what I was thinking of, what they keep in the, like, livestock containers because if, like, a bunch of coyotes run up on a mule's little patch of territory, it'll stomp it to death. But bite them. Mm-hmm. Bite them or stomp them. Except see videos of that where they, the way horses attack, they always look so scared. But then you can see they're doing real damage because they're, on their hind legs and doing like the little, you know, stutter steps, the little fluttering,

but it's still a horse's legs like kicking a coyote. It's going to fuck it up. The same way like giraffs attack. Drafts attack with their head sometimes. That looks like a problem. Like they do that sort of whack thing and it gets going so fast and their heads are so big and that neck is like, how long is a giraffe's neck? 25 feet?

Long. It's really long. It's successive. but pretty long. Is it excessive? It's like, I guess the giraffe's neck is 8.5 to 9 feet long. That seems right. But it's corded muscle.

It's like just a big Burmese python as a neck. I mean, most necks are muscular. Six to eight feet long. I was way excessive. Okay. Not a Bing, Kyle. 25 feet might be closer to the entire height of a giraffe. I think you're right.

Yeah. Yeah, that's like a Brontosaurus's neck might be 25. five feet. Yeah. Well, if that cop goes to jury trial, I'm sure it'll be swift. We'll get swift justice, just like, dude, I've been following that woman killing her kid's story more. And it's like, it gets more bananas, the more highlights you see where it's like, I don't know if I've ever seen a more like stark examples of like the banality of evil where like some normal person will be interviewing some lady on the street with like a stroller. I did see this. Like, what do you think about the, you know, Clancy trial, the woman who, you know, allegedly, not allegedly, she confessed it,

killed her kids. And just like a seemingly normal person will be like, well, yeah, you know, she was really overworked and tired and just a really difficult situation. And she was left out to dry. So, you know, who hasn't been there? And it's like, this is, someone take that woman's children. like this is the most absurd thing in the world. Men deserve to be mothers anymore. That's my standpoint in 2026. I don't think women deserve to be mothers anymore. I think men need to take this job.

One more thing that men are going to have to do. At this point. Add it to the list. Add it to the list. Being mothers, men. This Mother's Day, I'm sending my dad a card. Thank you so much. Appreciate it.

Sam Kandeson. Do you remember that comedian, and the one who screamed all the time. Yeah, not a big fan. Not a big fan. But RIP. He has this one, like, line of joke, a bit where he's like, listen, you never hit a woman. I get it.

You never hit a woman. There's any excuse. I've never hit a woman before. But I fucking understand it. That's kind of where I am with the baby killing. Look, I'm not saying you should kill babies. I'm just saying I get it. I'm just saying.

You get why she. kill their children. I was just saying, you know, you go long enough without sleep and they're inconsolable and, uh, I'm not suggesting it. Just I understand how you got there. Ooh, no. No, no, you can be killing kids. Tell me more. I mean, I don't think it's what are your kids like, Taylor? They'll be alive, you know. Will it be alive. To me. So Woody, are your children alive? Yes. Yes. To all alive children. I'm going to go with him.

Yeah, yeah, that's true. But I mean, if I had killed kids, then you would be like, oh, another hypothetical. That's pretty bad. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. We all agree it's not good to kill the children. Correct. And it's not good to hit women.

No. One's a bigger deal, though. Yeah, but hitting women isn't necessarily a bad thing or a good thing. Killing babies is almost always a bad thing, unless you've got a time travel Hitler scenario. A woman could be a good or thing. You just put them in sports. Problem salt.

Put them in sports? How old were the kids? That's a good question. I didn't think about that. They were very little. And she was not psychotic. She planned this. She was Googling it.

She sent her husband out and then immediately strangled them to death with an exercise band. The kids were very young. they found like the exercise band was untied which means that like she held it there and watched all of them die for minutes like just one she had Googled how to do it cold blooded cold blooded shit

and they're trying to say like hormones are an excuse and it's like that's retarded that like the extenuating circumstance of hormones there is you could be like oh well yeah this guy assaulted someone brutally with a bottle at a bar but his look at his testosterone. It's so high. He had no control. I have long defended Chris Binwa. We have no idea what his testosterone levels were at. What his hormone levels were at when he strangled his family with and, you know, and then hung himself.

That's a man. See, that's what a man does. Not only does he finish a job. He takes himself out of the picture too. So we have to this long, lengthy, painful trial. He spared us that. Yeah, that's true. We didn't have to do that. Down to Chris Benoit this holiday season. Probably down. Yeah. Who's to say? Probably down,

but who's to say? Maybe those kids were like evil. Maybe this was that Hitler scenario. Maybe Chris Benoit was a time traveler. And Chris Benoit Jr., just nuts in the future. Just a real, just a real Mussolini type character, maybe. In life, I genuinely struggle with where, like, excuse begins and explanation ends. Like, you know, like, this is a thing.

The typical context for me is not murdering children. It's MMA fighters. You know, if they're like, hey, I went into that fight, it turns out I had no ACL. And they're like, oh, you and your excuses. Like, I'm not saying I really won or that. I'm just saying, like, I had, that's part of my explanation on why I lost. But the MMA fan base hates it. They hate it.

They only want to hear that was the best version of me. And I was the second best guy in the. octagon that night. Anything else and they rip you to shreds. But I'm, you know, I think on my own, I try to anyway. And I'm like, I don't know. That sounded like a valid thing. Like he was hoping he could win and that bad thumb wouldn't play a part in it. But it turns out there was so much grappling. He did it all one-handed and you do what you can. So on this like hormone thing, I'm not saying that it makes her innocent or that it excuses her actions or anything. But I do kind of get it as an explanation.

Like if, and you say she's not psychotic, well, I don't really know what psychotic means. I know Taylor sometimes uses big words he doesn't understand in an effort to sound more photosynthesis. It's so true. It does it all the time.

But like, I don't, is that psychotic? What does psychotic mean? What are the legal implications of being psychotic? I'm not sure. Um, but I could get that like this was the worst craziest version of her. She's probably only that nuts one time in her life.

And that's all it takes. I'm not saying we don't lock her up. I'm not saying she's innocent. I'm not saying I forgive her. None of that. Only that like things. I don't know. You guys probably, this is dumbest reference ever.

In Walking Dead, they took Daryl prisoner, put him in a room and played this really annoying song for like nine. days in a row, I would have killed myself. Just the repeat of it being terrible. People get crazy sometimes, and that's not the always version of them. If that's what she's saying, I buy it. Now lock her up. Two and five Canadians will hear the words, you have cancer. That's why every step and dollar raised matters. On September 19th, join thousands in Toronto for the Princess Margaret Cancer Foundation Walk. Challenge yourself. friends and family to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research.

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Learn more at VolvoCars.cair slash safety. Yeah, I understand what you're saying there. But I guess I care less about the, like, regardless of the hormone situation, if you kill your five-year-old, your three-year-old and you're eight-month-old in like a brutal, premeditated, murder spree like deliberately being like searching this about being and I see people saying

really terrible things about the husband like these TikTok like brain rot women who are way too like brain broken by like true crime or like they can't just look at like the reality of a woman doing this and the husband did it he's a Leo. They're the murderer and it's like

wait wait he's a Leo you say well we didn't consider we didn't do the star math on But even then, it's like if someone's schizophrenic and then they murder eight people in the midst of an episode, like you can say like, yeah, the reason he did it was probably because he's schizophrenic and he thought they were demons. He'd completely lost touch with reality. That like he still did it. You can't have that person running around, you know. I wonder, like, if you cure the underlying thing, should that impact the punishment?

So the scenario I just brought up in my head is it's a tumor, right? This tumor makes you not think forward, not have empathy, not whatever, understand consequences, whatever it is. But we've removed the tumor and now you're a more reasonable person. Does that impact the punishment or should it? It probably doesn't. Yeah, probably not. Like, you've already killed seven people and their lives are destroyed forever. Didn't it's.

Didn't Hera make Hercules crazy briefly? and then he killed all three of his children. I don't know. I don't think that was real. Well, then they should have locked him up. That's kind of where I'm heading to this. Do you remember what Hercules' punishment was when he went crazy and killed his three children?

I think he had to do a bunch of feats, a bunch of feats, a bunch of feats of strength. Labors were in you. Seven labors, but it ended up being 12. He's got to kill the Hydra. This guy doesn't know the labors. I don't know the labors. Did the labors involve like pulling a plow?

a field or something. And the mean lion out of a lineup. Get it lineup. Thanks for that. Taylor's just taking the brunt of all these heavy-hitted insults. It's crazy

because I'm right. I'm just correct about the nature of it, but I'm being under assault. Just being a barrage of attacks. You had to clean out those dirty stables, too? Yeah, the lady killed her kids. and to Woody's point,

like I never understand. I get most of my knowledge about temporary insanity from bad movies in Law and Order episodes. I've never experienced it in real life. Like, I've never lost control to the point where I didn't feel like I'm responsible for whatever I do. Even when I'm like on drugs or drinking heavily or whatever,

I'm like, I mean, I shouldn't drive a car, but if I decide to drive a car, that's on me. and I know that and I understand that difference when I'm fucked up like that so I can't forgive someone who strangles their three children

with an exercise ban and if we somehow like find her innocent because she had like mommy depression then look out like I feel like the world has carte blanche

to fucking drown their babies every time about a Robin Williams effect yeah yeah because a lot of crazy people on TikTok. Women.

Oh, the Robin Williams effect. Yeah. They're seeing this like positive attention. They're seeing this woman's made a million dollars. The way he spread love and joy for throughout he meant. The way that suicide put up after he did it. Hey, put that exercise batting down. Don't do it.

The fact that it was an exercise ban, the fact that there were three kids and that it's a relatively slow way to kill someone changes it a bit. Like, have you seen the Halloween gifts that go around every Halloween? where like some guy pops out of a trash can and the person who's been scared, their first instinct is to like land a shot to the nose. Yeah. That I think is very forgivable. That guy, that wasn't a pre-planned thought or whatever.

He just, his fighter flight was in one direction. But if that guy slowly Googled about exercise band strangulation, it came back to be a very different thing. He surprised me. You honor, he was in a trash can. So I meticulously followed him and planned out his route over the course of the coming years. Yes. The problem is it says you did this in March. Zach said she dosed herself with psych meds, cut her wrists, and jumped out of the window.

Yeah, she paralyzed herself. She's paralyzed waist down. She's in the... Really? Yeah. She's going to be expensive to house. Not it'll work. It'll work for you.

It's not for her. You know, what are we worried about here? You're just going to make another future victim. I can plug it up or everything. Like, it still works. I actually, huh. So, her nervous system is bad.

So I guess anything that works, like involuntarily still works. So she can probably still get pregnant and stuff. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I had to process. Is that part of her punishment? Is that what you're saying?

She must bear him three more sons. Well, yeah. She owes the world free kids. There is no way that guy wants anything to do with. her. If she gave him three children back, could she then go free? Could that be your punishment? No.

Four. You gotta make it right. Now that seems to me like... We want as many baby Clancy's as possible. You have to make the husband to get back with her. He's like married to some other woman for years now or something. You'd be like, sorry. We have a weird kangaroo court here.

I feel so bad. There's like... There's like... three dudes on the jury and nine women and a couple of the women were apparently wearing like pink in solidarity with her, which seems unprofessional. And so like, can you imagine the mental anguish those three dudes are going through in there? They need some sort of severance once they get out of, because there's no way they're not sitting in there talking to at least six of those women being like, you're all out of your mind. She killed the kid. She told us.

We all have to say they're like, well, but that's not what I said. I've got, I saw someone like making a joke. It's been multiple days. I think they ended for today. It's been four days. So hopefully those dudes stand strong and one of them, health is the room. You know, 12 angry men's it.

They got to get back to work at some point, though, those poor guys. I saw someone on social media making a point where they're like, anyone who's ever been assigned jury duty realizes how alarming it is when you're actually in the room with those peers. And how easy it would be for most people. with even a semblance of charisma to take control of that room. And he was like, here's my idea. Came up with it in two seconds.

We have professional jurors. They're paid extremely well. That's all they do. But they are banned from any internet use. They are not allowed social media. They can't consume news and like the news programs or anything. They're just high IQ smart people whose only job is to come in totally, you know, No impact from Twitter or Facebook or TikTok.

And then they are the jurors, the juror class. And I was like, that might be better. I might prefer chat GPT to be my jury than, you know, like a jury of my peers. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because who's... Who's picking? Like, you know, what makes them my peer?

Well, they live in the same county as you. That's your peers. Yeah, but there's probably two. many retarded people to just, you know, get in hope for the best. And your lawyer does get to go in and be like, well, not this guy. This guy is like,

hates large-headed men. Like, he's got a phobia of them. He's freaking, look at him right now. Like, he's over there foaming at the mouth staring at you. Like, you know, this is a jury selection process. You need to go in there and try to go back and forth, get a fair jury.

I like the idea of a jury much more than some disconnected old man judge who might not, like, be with it. as far as depends what you did right depends what your crime is I suppose I don't know if I poisoned a river I definitely want a judge not a jury maybe you ban the judges from social media

too they have to like the be in a monastery I think in UK they have professional jurists I don't think they're banned from the internet but they're halfway there that could be good it seems like a reasonable system to me I do worry that

it's just average people who don't know what they're doing deciding people's fates have you guys ever been on a jury No, I've never been asked out of it. Never gotten a letter. There was a rape trial. I got out, though.

I've been selected a few times. And one time I even had to go there, but I never did the thing. I just sat around and left. You should watch that the hidden camera show where the guy thinks he's on a show about jury duty,

but in reality, everyone is pranking him. It's not a real trial. There's no judge. There's no real jury. All of his fellow jurists, jurors, or whatever, are actors. And so they make it as zany and ridiculous as possible.

And he's just along for the ride. It's really good. Yeah. But that is, I mean, that's something I've always wondered about jury duty. And I've never even gotten as close as you, Woody.

I've never gotten a letter. I always wondered how it works. Knock on wood, because I don't want to have to go. People say it's really boring. And it sucks. And so you wouldn't want to do that. But like,

I just think of myself in like social situations. and how there are always the people you identify as kind of the more center, the people, you know, at the barbecue or at the get together who are kind of doing the wheeling and the dealing and the conversation direction, you know, telling the funnier stories or monopolizing the conversation or they have an area of expertise that people are fascinated with. And like, then there are people who just don't participate in that and they kind of just go along.

And that's what jury duty has to be too. It's just a microcosm of normal human social interaction. And most people identify a hierarchy pretty quickly, which has to happen also in jury duty, where you could just have one really, really stubborn person with a bone to pick dictating everything. And that would suck. Like, that would be horrible.

I would imagine that's what both sides are looking for. They're trying to make the whole thing fair, but if they can sneak a bombastic personality, that's charismatic and likable, that is also an agreement with the defense or the prosecution. they're like, oh, that guy's already in the hole. You know, that guy who's 6-4 and cares. I got to get a mistrial out of this.

You think? Yeah. I didn't realize that they'd already been sent back once. They've already come out and said they're deadlocked, and the judge has sent them back to, like, continue deliberating and break the impasse. Like, there's a problem. The options they have are first-degree murder, second-degree murder, manslaughter,

not guilty by reason of lack of criminal responsibility, the insanity defense or full acquittal. Those are the five things that are possible. I wonder what they're thinking. Are they stuck between first and second? Is anyone talking about walking? Yeah, there's them ladies wanted to go free. Yeah, I think the women wanted to go,

some of the women at least wanted to go free. And hopefully the men are sane enough to be like, I don't know, there's a lot of evidence. This was premeditated. She like planned it. Like I said, the natural predator of the human infant is, the human female. And they kill more babies than any...

Oh, I bet if you can play... You don't even have to do women. Just do blonde women. I bet blonde women kill more babies than pit bulls have in all of human history in a year in California. Like, you can just keep disseminating. Like, I promise you,

like, the greatest natural predator of the human infant is the human female. Or the pit bull, you know, that's... Also the pit bull, you know, they... Yes, sure. High riding cars. What now? High riding cars, maybe.

Yeah. What's a high riding car? Like a suburban. You ride high. I was right. Actually, the most common killer of the baby is like the pillow or stuffed animal, sleep-related death. Yeah, you're not counting abortion, though, and I am, and so I have one.

Oh, well, then that's a blowout then. Yeah. I'm betting it. Yeah. Yeah, if you count it that way, I bet you're right. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, I agree with you, Kyle. Hopefully something, you know, some sort of punishment happens. Otherwise, you're going to see more of this behavior. I don't care. You don't want mothers out there. They don't want their kids anyway. Maybe this was the right move. The kids don't want to die. Who knows what those kids want? They're not old enough to decide yet.

The kids were running from her. If they were happy kids, mom wouldn't have killed them. Kids run when you try to dress them for school, Taylor. We're not going to let an 8-year-old decide on what's right and wrong, okay? They don't get to choose their gender. I don't know what Taylor is thinking. And they don't even get to choose whether they're strangled to death with an exercise band. Nope.

No choices. This is the conservative standpoint. I don't think so. This is about property rights. She owned those children. It's about freedom. So you can just kill them? Of course you can.

Like, Yeah, right? Taylor understands. Where moms don't kill kids. And they get punished. But even though, even though she was feeling like super moody. Yeah.

I don't think Taylor understands how moody she was. I was so moody. I had the steal from self-checkout from Target until I hit a felonious amount. I was moody. And then you come to my house and you arrest me. You know, like Target and Walmart was smart like that. They will watch you and keep track.

And they'll wait until you have stolen a felony amount. And it's like the third, fourth, fifth time you've come. And they're like, well, now we're calling the cops. Do they really do that? Yes. I don't know about Walmart, but Target does. Like, they'll notice people stealing cosmetics. That's good until I'm going to stop now.

You got to quit. And that's because, like, apparently, if they go to the police about like $400 worth of theft, the police are like, oh, no. Like, they just don't really give a fuck and they don't do anything. And so then, like, they know they're actually going to get somewhat of a response or they're hoping if they go, hey, it's been, it's been $1,090 now. That's over the limit or 2000. I don't even know what the limit is. My guess is a thousand.

It varies from locale to locale, like what they're, and like what they're trying to actually get done to the person. I watch a ton of these videos where loss prevention has, like, all the evidence and they've already got the person detained or the person is like trying to make it out but they won't let them and the cops show up and the cops don't care whether it's 200 or 2,000. They're looking them up. They love that. Like all the evidence is right there. They're like,

it's like someone handing you your fucking homework and just asking you to turn it in. They already got them locked up sometimes. Oh, if you're going to do this, Texas and Wisconsin, 25 Hyundai, you can get away with New Jersey. 200. Don't pull this in New Jersey. Damn. But it looks like most places are around a grand to 1500. A deal like $2,490 worth of stuff in Texas.

Do they add sales tax and make it a felony? I mean, you've got to have your chat GPT up doing them quick math. Making sure you're cool. Yeah, damn, Georgia, you can get away with $1,500. Oh, bastard. Missouri, I can only get $750. Is North Carolina on your list? North Carolina is

1,000. Easy to remember. So if you crack that 1K, targets coming for you. And that's probably pretty easy to hit. Is that the same store or can I do like 900 several times? I don't know.

I guess it depends on the store local reciprocity. If they're catching you and doing that thing, they're, they, multiple trips won't help you they'll be like here he was on the fifth stealing 200 on the tent stealing 200 more like they've got it all

I steal 800 from Target then I head over to bed bath and beyond steal another 800 then I bounce over to Home Depot get 800 which doesn't get much in Home Depot and yeah I mean these are still misdemeanors you're still in a lot of trouble you can jail time you just have to time

for a misdemeanor it's my first time getting caught. Yeah, give him a break. It was only $800. Your entire, you've just got down pillows in the entire bed of your truck. Two and five Canadians will hear the words you have cancer. That's why every step and dollar raised matters. On September 19th, join thousands in Toronto for the Princess Margaret Cancer Foundation walk. Challenge yourself, friends, and family to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research. Together, we can carry the fire and help create a world free from the fear of cancer. Register today at pmcf walk.ca.ca.

All from different places. I think you can be in trouble. It's really selfish. No one even needs this many pillows. He's just an impulse guy. He just wanted him. I was moody. I was fucking moody as hell, dude.

I'm not sleeping well. It was the only thing that was going to put me. I'm not sleeping well. I needed a thousand pillows in Egyptian thread count sheets. Yeah, that would be the way to do it. I mean, I'm thinking about getting really into teen takeovers. I'm going to start joining in on those. There was one of those in Raleigh.

Like four-digit, like 1,000, 2,000 kids came. I think there were, I want to say there was a couple murders that night. Like, it was a big deal. Yeah, they went ham. And the police were kind of just understat for this kind of problem. That's the idea. That's what they're trying to do. They try to overwhelm an area.

And then it usually devolves into fucking looting. Like it usually, they usually hit an Apple store or something and just go in there, 50, 75 of them at once with like hoodies pulled up and just rob the shit out of whatever's nearby. Just making this up. But it's like 85% of the team takeover just cannon fodder, like people who wanted to be silly in the streets and 15% commit crimes. Like, is that how it goes?

the videos I've seen it seems like there's a lot of the crime part because everybody's got something like like a lot of hands are full and the hands that aren't full are you know there's people fighting did we miss out on this is this is this one of those things we're like we're always you know the good old days you get in street lamps came on at nine and then it was time to head home bullshit like that but like did we miss out on teen takeovers I'm not for teen like teens teens, teens, don't make me support flock cameras. I don't want to be that guy. But if you're doing teen takeovers, for heaven's sakes, like, we need cameras.

Yeah, they're going to, well, and I mean, there's how many of those people are actually going to get arrested? So, like, masks. Yeah, they wear masks. They're a lot of them are. And it's like, if half a percent of those people are arrested, 99 and a half, are like, that was awesome. I can't wait for the next, I can't wait for the next Facebook group notification about,

hey, we're hitting this strip mall and then the best buy. We're hitting the last best buy in the country. Really put the screws to them. We're putting the circuit city out of business for good. Back in my day, we got blockbuster. Carry on the tradition. Dude, that would be so awful. I just imagine that, that businessman.

I have the last best buy an, all of North America. I have the market cornered. And then he just hears the screams from outside of a thousand fourteen-year-olds with shy-dies on coming to clear the shelves.

Here it comes. Google what a shiasty is, but I don't even know how to spell it. What is a shistie? It's a mask that somehow became like a cool thing for a certain demographic of kids to wear all the time. This is just like a robber mask or like a... Yeah, it looks like Sharia

law has been pressed upon the young African American youth somehow. I don't know who did it, but they went willingly. I've seen this before. It makes me uncomfortable. Wait a minute. He hit up the Nike outlet.

that's a really recent picture are you just making it? Like right now where's my just from two seconds ago yeah

yeah it's not a very welcoming it's not a very welcoming bit of head gear that was really good yeah that's a shi-stie yeah I don't own one myself

but as soon as I get back to committing crimes. I'm gonna have to buy one. Yeah, a big old shiasty, some like reflective sunglasses. No, no, no, no, no, no. Colored contacts. Here's the secret. I'm giving away a little trade secret. This is another one of those things that I've had in the, had my repertoire for a long time, obviously haven't used it. I'm going to say it now, so I never do get tempted to use it in a crime. You do half blackface. You remember Batman? How, how like he blacks out around his eyes. Now he's doing it to be spooky because he's a bat man.

I'm doing it so I get confused with a different demographic of people. All right? They can only see like my eyes maybe in that shysty. So just like a little brown makeup around the eyes. When I take this mask off, I don't anybody looking for like the white guy. Well, they're going to see a guy with like a bunch of

a black guy with paint on. Blue eyes and blonde eyebrows. Yeah. No eyebrows. And I don't know why we're fine. I don't even think he's. Lenses. There's probably one at a thousand, honestly.

We'll get this guy. Turns out he wasn't even stealing. He was dancing. Shai's good for under a motorcycle helmet. Does anyone do that? I feel like it would keep you warmer. I don't know. Oh, that doesn't look for you.

It looked to me almost like athletic, like that thin athletic gear. Sometimes it's just the like the wind. If you just create this little microclimate around you, it does a lot to. keep you warm but a traditional bala clava can change your helmet size that makes kind of puffy i didn't consider wind stuff because i just figured you guys would always be going with the visor down yeah it's under your neck you even have a it's called a skirt that like comes under your chin a little bit so you can still get in and out but it's the wind and it's still windy in there very noisy

etc have you guys done any riding at all in the last couple months i haven't ridden it like a year you know i just sell my bike i've been I haven't written this month, but it's the first. I wrote in August. Okay. So you're still doing it pretty consistently. You're going to market yours, or Facebook marketplace years, Kyle? Get rid of it?

I don't know what I'm going to do with it. I'm going to see if my girlfriend wants to sell hers because she also hasn't ridden in a year. We haven't written since we've lived here. So we should just sell them. You know, they're just sitting in the garage with a battery tender on them just in the corner. Just taking up space at this point. And isn't your gym stuff in your garage or is it in your basement? In my basement, they're kind of attached, but I lucked out with this place.

The basement's really nice. Like the air conditioner works overtime in that room for whatever reason. So if it's 68, 69 upstairs, it's like really cold down there. And it's really nice. And I've got all my equipment in there. It's got like block walls that are painted. So I was able to mount a lot of stuff. I like it.

Nice. It's not bad. I guess I must be thinking to your old place. I thought you had that assisted pull-up and dip thing in your garage for a while. I did like two or three houses ago, like five years ago. I had everything in the garage. But that was annoying because obviously the garage wasn't temperature controlled. And in the summer it's just a sauna in there.

And in the winter it's fucking cold. So that's no good. Need AC. You think you'll be at your current place for a good while? Or are you always just year to year thinking? Here for like another like nine months. And then I think we're going to do something. might buy a house

she's got a girlfriend's got like educational stuff going on this geographic specific so like once she's through with that like she's happy to do anything and everything and move somewhere weed's going to be illegal here

they pushed it back but I think it's still December so like I'd like to live somewhere weed is legal so I've been on her about like the list of states where weed is legal and so she's happy to move to any of those places and buy a house which has kind of been my like what I've been pointed toward for a few years but I like her a lot so I've been hanging out with her that's good you're buying a house together is that what I heard or is she buying a house that

you're also living it like we can buy a house together like even if like the relationship broke up or I trust her enough as a person to like treat that as a separate financial thing okay I mean it's basically half of states now you can choose from and who knows maybe even another one gets tagged in in the next year I don't know but it says 24 out of obviously 50. Yeah. The Republicans outlawing gummies. That's one of the things they've done that impacts me more directly.

It sucks. Yeah, that is stupid. Yeah, I don't get it. I don't think anybody's being hurt by it. I don't think there's some black market that's being exploited by, you know, and causing peripheral crimes, which is what everybody was afraid of. You don't see about people like getting, I mean, my dad's a little overdose is the kind of comical shit that happens for the gummies.

Like, nobody's dying. It's a gift to the actual criminals. Like, now when you want pot, it's going to come from Mexico. It's going to come from cartels. It's going to come from there. Smuggle it across from illegal places. It's what's done now. Like, I don't buy illegal stuff, but whenever I hear people talking about it, they're like, oh, yeah.

We've just got this and that from Colorado or this and that from California. Like, it's way easier, I think, to buy legal stuff and just or steal legal stuff, I'm sure, and just, you know, sell it. And the illegal place. Oh, yeah. It just worked out awesome for us in Missouri because so many states that border us have no recourse. And so they just drive to Missouri and buy it here and spend their money here, which is kind of nice. And also they would have the option of Illinois too. But Illinois really screwed the pooch with how they rolled out their legal weed, just making it twice as expensive as their neighbor state, us.

And so people from Illinois on the other side of St. Louis, just bring, just come over here. Like, look, it is bad. When you go to a dispensary in Illinois, you feel like you're going to like a sketchy liquor store. If you ever gone to a place that's in like a bad neighborhood and there's like way too much plexiglass in this place or like you reach around a corner and put your money in and then he reaches around a different corner and takes it

so that you could even ricochet a bullet like in there to where he is, that's what they feel like. And you go through like two screening processes. You start outside. They make sure you're good to come inside. Then once you're inside, you get like scanned and like ID'd again. And sometimes they won't even let you in to browse.

They be like, what do you want when we do let you in? And you tell them what you want when they let you in. And then you stand there and wait for them to get it together. Because they don't want you browsing, fucking around. Get in here, get your shit and get the fuck out. And they got guns like out. And they're not cops.

They're like scary security guards that like I don't know what their qualifications are. But dudes over there with like, dudes over there with a rifle, like watching me closely. It's like, I don't. What is the vibe? Why are we doing this? Like, I could go farther. Why are sex toy stores comparable to that?

Why do you like show your ID, like, get buzzed in? I don't know about your sex. So do you? I don't know about your sex store. Mine, it's like you do go through a security door and a metal detectors both ways. And then you show ID when you come in. But I think that's about kids. I didn't even.

consider that. But it, and some sex stores have, and stuff and thick, some sex stores have, like booths in the back where people are, like,

fucking and, like, sucking and watching porno. So, like, you definitely want to keep, like, kids out.

Yeah, those aren't the ones I've been to here, at least. Oh. Like, there's, there's no IDs.

There's no bars. You just walk in. Yeah, there's like Adam and Eve's and stuff. I was actually thinking of, there's one on, I think it's interstate, 40.

Yeah, Lions Den or something like then on the way to Hartwell, that I, would see. I was curious and it's like the security is outrageous. Why is it like this? Are you afraid I'm going to grab a vibrator and tickle someone? Is that the fear? Yeah. You're going to tickle him to death? Yeah, I'm looking at the weed map for at least North Carolina borders Virginia. So there's some sort of recourse there. Georgia and Florida are in like the deepest corner of the country with no access.

I mean, Florida is like Florida. But yeah, Florida has medical. But like Georgia. no, you're two states away at least. The closest one to you actually is Missouri. I'm aware. Or Illinois. And I'm aware. That's so far. I've driven Illinois. I've driven Illinois for weed before.

I've been like, I've been like, man, I'd like to get high this weekend and watch the fucking UFC fights. And like, and like my girlfriend would be like, yeah, that'd be great. I'm like, you know, Illinois is just a quick nine hour drive. A quick, 10 hours. Dude, if unironically, my only recourse to get weed was I had to drive to Atlanta to get it, I guarantee I'd be like, God, you don't even like it that much. We do. We were out one time. I've done it a couple times where I've been like, like, I like the idea of spontaneity of just being like, let's just go.

Let's just go. Like I've done that so many times in my life where I was just like, like, you know, bet Florida is nice. I think we watched a movie one time and they were in Florida and she's like, oh Florida looks nice and like you want to go? He's like, uh, maybe, uh, maybe next month sometime. I'm like, like right now. Let's leave right now. We'll be

there as the sun comes up. It'll be great. We'll watch the sun come up on the beach. We'll catch a quick five hour nap at the hotel and then we go, uh, start drinking. Eat some crap. It's February. It's I like that though. I wish I was closer, uh, but it is like

fucking 10 hour drive to anything good for me. It's about 10 hour drive to all the good things. Maybe Virginia is closer to you. It's not. I look, well, the dispensary in Virginia is not. So Illinois put a dispensary smack dab in like the border. Like when you cross over, it's like here we go. Get off at this exit.

This is the big dispensary. And that's what I did. I went twice to Illinois for a week. I even think about Virginia until Taylor just said it. I'm an hour from the border. in my mind it was two hours away that's that's doable making motorcycle ride out of it

well let's not smuggle drugs back home you know well in Minecraft in Ocean City I lived on a dry island there was no alcohol there and on the other side of every bridge was a liquor store I expect something similar would happen that's I just don't

understand the dry county thing at all I had a couple friends who went to a college that was in a dry county and like every time some representative would try to get in front of like the locals there and be like, please, we are bleeding money into every surrounding county because we have this giant college campus and every day they're fleeing, spending all their money out there and then bringing it back here. It's not keeping them from drinking here. It's just making them like have to go spend money elsewhere. Just let us in like all the boomers. I guess.

We're like, nope, that's the way it's always being. We love to be in Ocean City. So imagine a, you know, a tourist town. The population of Ocean City in the winter is 18,000. In the summer on a busy day, it's 250,000. Like the difference is huge. If there were bars serving alcohol in that town, it would be like the adjacent towns. Like so we marketed ourselves towards families.

And they went there partly because of the no alcohol thing. And if there were bars, it'd just be people with open bottles walking around. There'd be more drinking and driving. The nature of having. to go to a bridge and bring it back to your house. Also, alters the kind of drinking people do. It's inside. Yeah, that makes sense.

Yeah, that makes sense. The entrepreneur in me makes me think that if I went to that college, I would have become a bootlecker. Not an old timey. When we're not cooking up booze, we're driving to the other county, and we're buying $3,000 worth of alcohol every weekend. Then we're bringing it back to campus, and then we're selling it a beer at a time.

We're selling Lucy's. we got to, whatever you want, but we just do the math and when we turn a profit, you could, you could, you could make your own beer store. You could just become a liquor store. And what, if you get caught, like, I think that's a huge deal, isn't it? I don't think, no, no way. If we're selling, like, reselling meicholope light, they're going to lock you away and throw away the key. They make you get, like, liquor licenses, even if you're just like selling Micheloblite in your, you know, burger. They don't shoot the guy who sells michelope lights to the college kids at a slight profit because he got them the county over i'm just saying

this isn't a legally selling alcohol to underage college not underage i didn't say that yeah they're going to totally happen though right like you would have to have pretty effective carding to stop i have who handled that for me okay well it's the hypothetical then if you the underage thing i think would be a big problem and the reselling alcohol i think would be we'll see my part it wouldn't be problem this. Well, why don't we just do a party where I sell cups for, for $12 a piece? And, you know, what you put in the cup when you come inside is up to you. And of course, we have lots of alcohol. And you have a series of employees, like a series of employees directly under you. You could call them capos or under bosses, and they can make sure everything's above board there. And then they could

each almost pyramids can hire a few soldiers under them. And then, you know, you know, Yeah, this is business. Making a lot of sense. This is business talk. I'm about to get this fired up. I need a guy. A little, we'll call him a consigliary. Whisper in my ear from time to time.

Like, Collins changed. He's weird. He knows what's in a hair gel. He wears a fence. I don't understand why he's enforcer weighs 500 pounds. He's not a very good enforcer. He's made a lot of weight. Seems intentional.

He's a lot. just rewatch the Sopranos. And then as soon as I finished the Spranos, I watched like the documentary about the Sopranos that I'd never seen before with David Chase. That was really good. That's like when you're eating food and you pull up the Wikipedia for that food

and you're like, nice. Like, do you ever take it? Yeah, yeah. That's the journey of the cash shoe from, you know, growth to my mouth. Fascinating. I just think you make a lot of money. I knew somebody who did that.

They called him a bootleger. And all he did was he kept a lot of alcohol at his place. And we don't sell alcohol on Sundays in the county I'm from. It's pretty common here that Sunday there's no alcohol sales. And in Georgia, we don't have liquor at anything but a liquor store. Like if you want anything like liquor liquor, like vodka, that's at the liquor store. There's beer and wine at gas stations and at Walmart, but there's no liquor in those places. So this guy had everything.

He had beer, wine, and liquor. And if you wanted it on a Sunday, you could go buy it from him at a slight premium. And I think he somehow made a living doing that. I remember one day, like, we wanted to beer. A lot of forgetful drinkers. Like, oh, Sunday again. That's what happens, right, though? Because I remember it was Sunday.

And we wanted like a 12 pack of beer. And we were going fishing. And Scott was like, we go to the bootlegger. Like, you just said it so, like, nonchalantly. And I'm like, who the fuck is the bootlegger? And they're like, I know the talking. That's what it was like.

We went to a trailer park. I gave him $25 cash and he came back with a 12 pack of beer and we went and did some fishing. It was like he just had it in there. Dude, did you see the Netflix GTA leak? Yeah, it was good. Not leak.

That's not the right term. But I guess rock stars working with Netflix to to show 30 minutes of footage. You thought it was good? Yeah, it looked great. I've never been less excited for Grand Theft Auto. I was kind of curious and I still am curious, right? Did they spend a billion making it?

Is that 1.8 or 2.2 or maybe it's over 2. Roughly 2 billion making this game. I've never seen a $2 billion game before. So I'm kind of curious. But I watched the gameplay on Netflix. It's a shitty movie. It's a fucking horrible movie where every once in a while you interact. It's mostly dialogue.

a little bit of driving. I mostly saw dialogue in the in the gameplay reveal. And they just talked a lot. They like got to meet new people. They walked. Occasionally they headshot people who didn't hit back. Like his aim was not that of a guy who likes aim trainers.

He was just slowly migrating over to somebody. I thought he was a piece. He would get wrecked in my lobbies. That guy was, when I was watching, I was like, they found somebody who can play video games to do this. This is not the, because sometimes it is like, I've seen Doom game play where I'm like, well, he's not combo and right. Like, well, he wasted like so many frames there. He's looking the wrong way. This guy was like, headshot and headshot.

He was hitting headshots mostly. So that was, and his, eventually his aim was good, but I thought his flick was D minus level gameplay. and uh console though you know yeah he's only a controller player i guess but um and that just the amount of diet it looked torturous this game i it's an RPG woody you don't like rpgs and a lot of people don't like the terrible movies it was like press x to mourn level gaming it wasn't oh it was you were you were getting to see like the the backbone of the game and some of the interactions but there was the there was a scene when they were on the roof and they were talking to, I don't know that actor's name, but it was clearly him.

It was like an older couple and you, they have like a couple's date. Oh, yeah, I know the scene. And you talk a little bit. That was a little bit slow. I didn't need all that, but I liked the- Were they flashbacks we were watching? Was it a young version of him committing the crimes where he was talking? No, no, no, no.

I can't talk people apart. I'm like, what is happening in this? See, play as a duo. You're the Latino girl and the white guy. Mm-hmm. So that I did right I can't tell boys from girls But there was an older couple who was like giving life lessons to the younger couple And then they'd flip in like I guess he's telling stories or something

It's hard to stay awake during this fucking footage it's a presentation so they're they're editing in gameplay Like those two events weren't necessarily linked in any way It's okay Maybe rock star recognize just how boring their fucking game is and and put action scenes in the middle of this old All the talker's stories. He's hanging out the window of a car, like, blowing up a helicopter. Like, it looks so good. I'm so psyched for it.

I've watched so many videos, like, breaking down the trailer. It looks amazing. I'm so excited for it. It's an RPG, so you'll never like it. If you don't like the story of the game, then you're not going to appreciate it because the story is a big part of it. And, like, I mean, that's what you're doing. The only other thing besides the story is sort of the mind.

mindless let's go out and make the cops mad kind of gameplay which is fine too i like that too um and it's going to be amazing at that um i i don't know i i it's going to have two weeks everyone will have finished the game and it's going to be the biggest game on twitch for sure it'll be big so what do you think is going to be a flop and a failure it's going be a little poof here's what's actually going to happen that's that's that's that's straw man argument you said a couple weeks and then it's going to be over right in a couple weeks it will die down because it's just a single player game. All right, here's what's actually going to happen.

Every streamer in the world is going to play nothing but Grand Theft Auto for months. There are people who are going to make their entire careers becoming GTA streamers. It's going to be so watched and so loved and it's going to transcend gaming and Twitch.

It's going to be so big. This is going to be a generational gaming event. And then next year or the year after, whenever they let PC in and whenever they announce the multiplayer stuff, it's just going to take over the fucking internet. I think it's going to be a huge game. It's going to have a huge player base.

It's going to be like, like, I remember Red Dead Red Dead Redemption was so like in the like pop culture, like references about that and like gameplay about that was like what everybody was doing. Yeah. This is going to be so bigger than that. It's going to be a huge deal. It's going to break all the records. It's going to have like a perfect like, like, like. rating score from all the relevant magazines, it's going to be a big deal.

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Last game was a very big deal. 12 years ago or something, right? It's still, it's got more players now than, like, a lot of games. I bet there's more people playing GTA right now than a lot of games. It's probably one of the most playing games. That's a good point, actually. If I'm playing GTA, what is it, five or something, and six is about to drop, I switch. So six will get all the five players.

And of course, I, I, do agree with what you're saying every streamer's going to play it. But I think it's just going to be gold at, not golden night, that 007 game that came out times five. Like it's a game that everyone checks out. They finish and then they play something more interesting than a single player campaign. A lot of the like GTA is, or at least the way I played five, like the appealing part of the game, if you're playing single player, like yeah, the story mode was fun.

but then it was just as fun afterwards to just be like you know what i'm just going to go hog wild and try and get escape from as many helicopters for as long as i can and you know break into this bank fault and steal this and then run over a bunch of people in the side and like people do play it that way just as like who cares there's a scene where they like she she parachutes off a building and you're able to see the whole city it's so big it and it was rendered so well i wasn't, and the whole thing was on a, recorded on a regular PlayStation, not the PlayStation Pro. So that gives, and it looks slick to me.

Like, I didn't see any frame rate issues. It looks smooth to me. Like, I'd have played that. Are you going to play it on Xbox? Xbox. Yeah. I have the Series X, which I think is the newest one, and I don't feel like buying a whole new console, you know, for the game.

I don't know what's involved in using an Xbox controller on a PlayStation if that puts you in the world of cheaters or what, but I don't want to use a PlayStation controller. That's a heart stop for me. Yeah. Yeah, we have something. An X. I don't know if there's a better Xbox.

What's it shaped like? Is it a tall tower? Is it like that? I think it is a tower. Yeah. That's probably the series X, which is the newest one. That will play Grand Theft Auto and you can just use it. Is there a better one?

Is there like an X pro or an S or something? If there is, it's just a bigger hard drive. Oh, okay. I think mine has a two terabyte hard drive. Or it's not mine. It's my girlfriends. I got it two years ago, three years ago. And then there's a PlayStation Pro that they think will be the best at playing this game.

But we haven't seen any proof of that. We haven't seen like anyone play it on there and show that for now. It's just a marketing gimmick that they're not even pressing that hard. I'd rather it be slightly lower frame rate and get to use an Xbox controller out of the box and I have an Xbox. Then get a PlayStation, which would just be a GTA machine. I can think of a single game PlayStation has that would win me over. I don't know. I hate those controllers.

Those are the worst controllers in gaming and they never made them with. I'm with you 100%, but they have gotten better. And I'm sure that you can play. I bet you can get going by an aftermarket controller that is essentially an Xbox controller that works a PlayStation. Yeah. The non-staggered joysticks is inferior. I can't.

And the prongs of the handle aren't long enough. and so they like kind of end in the middle of your hand. They're like here in the middle. It's like this is like who's this for? Japanese men. Really got it right with their controller design. And if I had not, if I'm not a gamer and I look at both of them,

I would have thought PlayStation got it right. I think PlayStation is kind of an intuitive non-experts answer. And Xbox is what an actual expert comes up with. Yeah. Yeah, I totally agree. Well, I'm excited to play it. See, Kyle. Time to wrap. Time to wrap. Maybe let us know.

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