Painkiller Already - PKN 634

Episode Date: October 15, 2026

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PKN 634. What's up, boys? How's it going? How's it going? Chilling. Coming off of victory in Rainbow Six. I'm kind of a big deal. Hell yeah.

You know who else is coming off of victory? Jerry Seinfeld on stage. Everyone's taking his side. Nobody. It's been an interesting week for comedy because you had the full, you had the whole thing with Shane Gillis. We'll touch on that after Seinfeld. But then you had this whole Seinfeld controversy, if those I don't know, there's some like fuzzy cell phone camera footage.

I don't know how people don't all have iPhones or better at this point. But anyway, I guess he said some, I guess they started heckling him about Israel and Zionism. And he started yelling, I'm a racist. Yes, I am a racist. I'm a Zionist. And you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take every, I'm going to take the money you spend on that seat. And I'm going to send it to Israel.

And like, there's like mixed booze and jeers. And like people seem to be like leaving or being escorted out. It's a really short clip, but it was a full, it wasn't quite the Michael Richards meltdown where he started calling people the N-HartR, but like, it was a bad look. And, you know, I grew up loving Jerry Seinfeld. Like, like, it never occurred to me as a kid that, like, he shouldn't be getting all these bodacious babes, like every week a literal supermodel. So I was just like, man, Jerry's the coolest.

He gets all the pussy. He's the funniest guy in the room. He's on Letterman, whatever that is. We watched Leno and my household. And I just thought he's so cool. I get all those things in my imagination. Yeah. Yeah, he's so funny when he stands there fish-lipped in another scene where Michael Richards has to carry him like a Sherpa up Everest to try and make the jokes work.

Have you guys heard Chappelle's response to Michael Richards? I have not. In fast forward, it's this. He's like, I heard it. I saw it. 20% of me is a black man. He was like, hey, I don't like that. 80% of me is a comedian.

Fucker had a bad set. That was a really bad set. And when I heard Seinfeld like crash out talking about Alio, I'm a Zion. It's not going to send your money. It's not. about Palestine and stuff and Israel. Like, that is a funny response in the moment to be like, well, guess what?

That $119 you pay, it's going straight to Nanyahu. Like, yeah, take that. Like, what else is he supposed to say? But also, like, Kyle and I were joking before the show that, like, there is such a chasm of difference between his material and him off stage where, like, his material is, like, airline food, traffic observational milk toast and then off stage he's like, most kids had it coming

and it's just like crazy misalignment. Those don't seem to dovetail. The sacrament with God. We are the chosen people Graemeur. Actually, Jerry, I'm Scotch Irish. Oh, well get the fuck out of here, you weird fuck. Yeah, I like Seinfeld though. I can't stop like him and I feel like this the last generation I feel like every generation after Seinfeld was on the on TV like they respect what he did less and that makes sense I don't

give a fuck about I love Lucy I'm aware that it was this incredible thing but I don't get fuck about it yeah I don't recognize its greatness I've never I've seen two episodes ever it's fucking black and white and I don't care but like Seinfeld was such a big deal and it was so funny to me and it was it was this cultural thing and then I see people now like you're not into it as much and I feel like Jerry he gets disrespected. And they're always bringing up that he dated that 17-year-old with him big old knockers when he was 40.

I mean, that's legit. She looked. It was legal. It was legal. It was. Yeah. Oh,

yeah. But it's not more. You're just jealous. Watch. I'm going to slap them around. Age gap is weird with morally because I, I see the far left of it sometimes with via Reddit and when they, They're like, they'll sort of infantilize a 28 year old woman.

And it's like at what point can she make her own decisions? When? Oh, I'm. Or even more common. Wait, man. How old are you? Can you be type into me right now on your own? It'll be like a 28 year old guy, 22 year old girl.

And there's like, there's a reason he's grooming you. No 28 year old woman will have him. Like what? I don't think that's it. I don't think that's it at all. Yeah. Posted by a 35 year old woman who's like mad. It's like, come on.

stopping we know what's happening here we like there's just like a courteousness where we're agreed we've agreed to not like point you out for it but like stop like you're 40 years old yeah i don't like i was going to say it cautiously but yeah yeah i honestly think they're just some woman who's like no he should have been mine he's grooming you he's terrible sour grapes nonsense and it's like no one likes telling women what to do with their bodies more than ugly women And it's also like it's like Schrodinger's woman where it's like they'll yes queen, you know, a 19 year old for something. And then like a 32 year old dates a 24 year old and they're like, that is a literal child.

And it's like, no. They'll call them pedophiles. They'll call these dudes dating 20 year olds pedophiles. And it's like, you know we joined the army at 18, right? They give you a rifle and send you to kill Iraqis in fucking Fallujah when you're 18. They'll actually send you when you're 17 if you turn 18 before you get there. They're hardcore about that shit. I know we can't drink alcohol until we're 21 in most places, but like Europe is the other

side of it. By the time you're 16, you're on your second marriage and you're a full-born alcoholic over there. I don't know why we infantilize our youth to this extent. I think it might have something to do with the fact that like, I don't know, young people don't have as much money now, and so they don't have as much independence and, and via that they don't really mature as fast

as previous generations do because look go back to fucking 1826 and those were some hard fucking 16 year old they they probably outwork us in a goddamn field they'd knock a thumbnail off and wouldn't stop working. Every generation I'm not impressed anyone

can outwork me in a field that's true I would have such a bad attitude with this cold I have I get knocked out by steps. What he's got a cold boy. That shit's retarded.

You know, people, because of, I see that that whole generation that didn't want to get, is starting to not want to get driver's license and drive cars. I don't know if it's that. I don't know if it's because there's Waymo's and things are more interconnected in the population growth, or if it's because it's fucking expensive to get a car now.

It's more expensive to get a car and get car insurance and like do all the things that the prerequisites. In my little universe, like, parents are more likely to drive. I don't know what years were like, but there was times when I had like, you know, oh yeah, Wednesday, I'm going to fight with my friends.

Wednesday come along and my mom be like, it's raining canceled. I'm like, it's just rain. Mom, the car has a roof. You're like, nah, you don't have friends today. Fuck off. I got driven everywhere I ever need to go. Really? Oh, okay.

Because that's what I probably went to fewer places than you, though. I've had the Woody situation happen to me where it's like I'm looking forward to it all day. I'm like eight years old. And then it's like, are you taking me over to Jared's house? She's like, uh, probably not. And it's like, well, you could have told me. And it's like, it was just parents not wanting to do it. I remember my dad, like as soon as I turned 16, he was like, I'm never driving you anywhere ever again.

You have to get your license. And I was like, I don't know why you had to like almost threaten me there. Like I've been excited to get my license. It's like as my mom let me skip school that day so I could go immediately and get my license. I was excited. I said this so many times, but in an effort to incentivize hope to get her license, she didn't want hers. I would listen to the Game of Thrones audiobooks, which I enjoyed. But I mean, she's not even following because it's like a 40 minute drive to her school.

And then 40 minutes of content she misses another 40 minutes. What happened to aria? You'll never know. She might as well be listening to this book on Shuffle, which is one of the funniest things Taylor ever said. And you just hear this like Roy Detrease like, oh, she hated it so much. And it's like, my car, my rules.

Yeah, you're like, let's give her a taste of rush on the way home today. A little Rush Limbaugh for daughter. My mom drove me to school every day of my life. I take the bus like four times ever. It didn't go well. so she always drove me to school my dad would usually pick me up you know because my mom taught school herself so that wasn't convenient her for verto were there bullies on the bus oh yeah I had a girl bully I had a girl bully who had like a guy protector who would get outraged if I fought back at all

so I really had a 2v1 what a situation yeah and she was she was pretty tough too like she wasn't a big I had a different girl bully who was this giant black chick who I think even today I would struggle a little bit with. Like I'd get ready. You know what I mean? I wouldn't just take her for grand as a straight black girl. I'd slap that bitch back in. Dude, I don't think I wouldn't. You give me a monkey's paw. One of the fingers is sending you back, child you back to that school bus and having you deck that bitch for me. Don't make me too young. She sounds like a toughie. I want to be like 18 or something. She was like, she was like, you know what? Send, send me back. I'll handle it. Yeah. Life card would he could have

beat that chick too. I got you. I can't hit her, but she can hit me. And if I ever even like resist too much. Now I got to do with him and her and I can't beat up. I can barely beat up her. Like a real problem. Yeah. So mom drove me everywhere. Anthony Coomia had a funny story like that where he was like telling his dad his dad was a real like alcoholic piece of shit

like vagrant. And he was like dad, I'm getting bullied every day. Like I'm just getting attacked. don't know what to do. His dad was like, you hit him as hard as you can. You go into the woods, if need be, and you find a stick, and you sneak up behind him and you clobber him, and they'll never do it again. And he didn't tell his dad that it was a girl that was bullying him. And so apparently he's like, and so the next day, and I was real little, she shoved to me. I fell on the ground. So I calmly got up. I went into the woods. I found the biggest, heartiest stick that I could possibly find. And while she was talking to her friends, I went over there. And like I, like I, like,

I was an executioner in the middle ages. I went, ah, ha, ha, and just popped her right in the back of the head and between the shoulder blades. And she just crumpled, go screaming and weeping. And then I go home, I tell my dad what happened. And as soon as he found out, it was a girl, boy, he beat the shit out of me. And I didn't know what I did. It's like, that's true. There's no rocking hard place with a girl bully.

You just have to, like, verbally make fun of them back and be like, you're fat. Long time ago. My wife's like, I don't know, 36 years. years old. And she gets off the phone with her mom and she's skipping around the house like it's Christmas morning or something. Something wonderful had just happened. And I'm like, tell me about it. Like, why are you glowing? And she's like, my bully died. My bully from high school. She only made it to 36. Fuck that bitch. Hell yeah. No, that's a happy day when you really dies. Fist pounded it to Jackie. I've told you guys, the guy that like,

I can't steal Valor from your bullying. He never, like, physically bullied me, but he was like a shithead and rude and would, like, snipe at me because he had higher social status than me in middle school. He's the guy that had a horrible drug overdose, and now he's, like, brain dead. Like, not fully brain dead. He just, like, can't talk and, like...

Yeah, we don't want to be fully brain dead. That's not suffering. He needs to know that he's diminished. No, he's... Jackie's bully was enormous. It was a Hispanic chick and she must have weighed like 270 or something. And Jackie, you have to see young Jackie. She was a beanpole of a little girl, just nothing to her at all.

Jackie is a beanpole. And her father gave her permission to hit her bully. And she's like, oh, thanks for that. That'll work. Like this bully could be no Jackie and her older sisters at the same time. What are you thinking, Dad? But yeah, it doesn't work. And even if it did, like I was.

always so afraid of getting in trouble at school that I would like that almost I don't know I don't know why I was so afraid it was never like pressed into me but I was I was so afraid of getting suspended because I knew if you if you missed five days you didn't graduate and that was a huge fear yeah because it's like I would often take yeah he's still being the same fucking school he just be able to another thing to pick on me for right like oh oh I'll say six grade I hate the parenting advice that is bullies are You hit him in the nose once and they'll crumple and give up. It's like, what? No, no, no, no.

Bullies are the toughest people in my school. That's why they adopted that position. You're totally wrong on this. Yeah. Now, there are bullies like you described, but those get sorted out. Those get sorted out. My bullies were all grown men looking. By high school, I had two that I really had an issue with.

Both of them were grown-ass men. Like, one of them had a full beard. like tailors, like for real. And a real full-time job outside of school. The other one was no joke, like 240 pounds, six foot two. And he just loved to hit people. It was his favorite thing. And he would regularly like brawl with some.

He'd find another big tough dude and just pick a fight with him so they could brawl. He didn't just pick like medium size of little people. He liked a fight. He fought the biggest people in the school. He fought them all. We knew what everybody's record was. It was crazy. They said it all turned in school after he burnt poor Robbie.

My dad never gave me any good advice for dealing with bullies. And thankfully, like, after high school started, I didn't really deal with any bullying anymore. But in middle school, so insecure, I didn't know who I was. I wasn't comfortable in my own skin. And I would, like, be sad coming home some days because I'd be like, man, I really feel like I was getting, like, picked on at the lunch table or something. And, like, my friends there weren't sticking up for me because the people, being mean to me were, you know, higher than my social status. And then I'd like talk to my, my dad.

And he never gave me like good or actionable advice because my dad was like, Mr. Cool guy in school. He never got picked on or anything in that way. And so he was always like, you know, have you considered like, you know, he would all but say like, you know, on the weekends, you're playing that Lord of the Rings card game with your friend who doesn't go to your school. Maybe maybe enough of that, right? that kind of shit

and I was like you know it's really not not helpful dad like there were no helpful tips it never got hit because I never got hit my mom was super pretty and super popular she was homecoming queen she was prom queen and uh

like she's like I would just say this with a certain inflection and like look away and it's like oh yeah that's not going to work for me That wouldn't land at all as a dorky kid wishing he had puberty. There were people that got really bullied though that get like shoved around like regularly and like threatened and like roughed up. And it was I remember like I remember a bully like shoved this guy into a locker one time.

And my buddy Jared who was like a basketball star, but a short one somehow, you know, it's a white school. He's like five foot eight and he's our best player. Jared. Jared saw him shove this guy into the locker. And he blindsided the bully with like a punch in the ear. And he just didn't stop. He like chopped this taller guy down to the floor and like kicked him in the ribs. And then just kept going without saying a word.

And it was the coolest shit I'd ever seen. It all happened so fast. It was like the bully was like slam into the locker. And like one second, two second. And he's being assaulted. He's just being assaulted. It was great. There was like, we never had.

real fights in our high school because if anything started at all, they went, they went nuclear on any sort of physical contact, like even like shoving, like preemptive shoving, where they would suspend those people for days. And like they would immediately swoop in if anything even got a whiff of starting. Like we had, we had like this one lady who, who's her entire job was like walking around like a prison guard. And if anything even started like loud argumentation in the lunchroom, she would like get up in it and be like no no no no no do you all want to be suspended no no well then stop there was so many fights in my high school when i was a freshman they shrunk lunch period down to 12 minutes you could barely eat your food you had to use that time from walking from class to

class to like continue eating it was so bad and then uh cow was like there were some people who got really bullied man i remember this incident they were shoving people into lockers i was a brand new freshman school is only been in a few days new to this high school everything and they're shoving all the little people into lockers and I'm like sort of shifting away getting a little distance from the happenings and this like semi new friend of mine starts laughing and he's pointing and he's like look at all the little kids getting away from the action and it's like I don't need attention right now we just look elsewhere while I drift into the badges like Homer Simpson you're practicing your stealth just sneaking by

years later I remember riding my bike home from school car fucking goes off the street blocks my progress on the sidewalk like school day style that movie and like five kids come out and one's holding my handlebars with his with my front tire between his knees so I can't escape it's like, I'm in a real tough spot. I'm in a bit of a bind. These guys are quick.

It was like school days. They had this old car with a V8, some sort of Buick, driving up on the curb, blocking my progress, holding my bike still as they bullied me. Oh, Jesus. Car on bike bullying is like a next level of bullying that I thought only existed in movies like Forrest Gump.

That would have been awful. I can't imagine how scary it would be if someone in a car was accosting me on my bicycle. Five people. They all poured out of the car. It was terrible. I got like so like it wasn't until very beginning of high school, very end of middle school that I figured out my way out of bullying was being, was taking any sort of verbal altercation and using the fact that I'm pretty quick and articulate to escalate it to a hundred as rapidly as possible and encourage them to not fuck with me again. like make a scene of insulting them in the cafeteria. And there were a couple times in high school where like I was clearly probably

freshman or sophomore year still way too sensitive where I definitely like mistook aggressive banter from this kid Aaron as like him coming after me. And I fucking was yelling in the cafeteria. Like that's why your dad never picks you up. He fucking hates you like just like really really mean stuff like just because that was my defense mechanism. That's the only way I knew to make it out. What a mean little bit.

I think Taylor misremembers it slightly. He's like, I would just tear these people apart with my quick wit as if it wasn't backed by a 37-year-old body in 10th grade. Like I've got back hair. Aaron was on the basketball team. He was 6364 bigger than me at the time. He's big too. Yeah.

And like I had to defend my honor. But it was that was the only thing. could think of is like try and get people that was the only way I knew how to even make friends was like try to make people like me by thinking I was funny and like at the time I was like so insecure that like after a lunch period I would like treat it like a like I was performing where I was like I think everybody liked me I think everybody liked me and I think they're I think they'll invite me to stuff now they think I'm funny that was a good set that was a good set that was a good set I think Aaron might kill himself but it's a good set like I like you I killed it on Pizza Friday. Yeah, I killed. That's a decent segue, I guess. So did you see the clips of Shane Gillis on Saturday Night Live? I heard people saying they didn't like him anymore on Reddit,

but it's all the background I know. Why is he in, why is he getting attention? So most of the hate he's getting is on the Saturday Night Live subreddit, which is a lot more liberal. On his subreddit, everybody's pretty much pro-Shane, obviously. So it was a couple things. In his opening monologue, he did a bit about, when did women start just dressing his whores at the gym?

And so they're calling that misogynistic. They're really piling on them about that. And then, honestly, it wasn't very funny either. That's the real problem. Like, I watched his clips and I watched his monologue, and he didn't do a good job this week. Morally, it sends the wrong message. I think fitness chicks should dress like horse. They do.

They do. And he's like, they're fucking neon, like fishing lures, and I'm not supposed to watch. I'm in the background of like eight different TikToks just going, uh-uh. Did you see the, did you see the whole SNL audience didn't understand when he referenced like artificial bait, like fishing lures? They didn't know what he meant. They didn't know what he was. It's New York. You think there's a lot of fucking like bass fish.

Anglers. And I mean, and he should know that. Like, he should have had a set. His humor is not good for SNL. Like, it's just, SNL's humor's kind of gay. This was, and then, like, he's bad at, he's bad at the sketches. He reads the cards too much.

It seems like he doesn't prepare, or maybe he's just not good at rehearsing and memorizing lines. I know if I was doing that, I wouldn't be looking at the cards that much. I really wouldn't. I'd have spent all week just fucking learning, learning, learning, and I know that they don't have it all prepared at the beginning of the week,

and it's not exactly like that. The things shift day by day, and the show's really only finished a couple, like the day or two before that goes, live but still he looked bad and then he said fuck accidentally in a sketch um he and then when he said he was like he doesn't want he doesn't fucking oh jesus i like he broke it was like jesus and like looked around it's like oh fuck like i think it's a third time ever you know that show's been on for since the 70s 50 years maybe record 1 years i think third times the charm well it just was like

i don't think any i've never seen an s&L monologue that made me like laugh out loud even the comedians. I don't know but when there's when there's over time like I've seen the monologues from comedians I like I don't watch the whole episode but if there's Shane or back in the day

if it was Norm doing it like and obviously I was too young to be watching when Norm was doing that I just saw it after the fact but it's it's such a to use the word twice and the PKK feels bad but it's such a milk toast joke where it's like yeah women do dress like horrors at the gym now like there's a whole industry

it where they film themselves wearing effectively lingerie. And for a while, it seemed like the meta was to find someone who, like, noticed you a guy and then to shame him publicly, which is its own form of life. That's like me being like, actually, I take five C. Alice and walk around my grocery store wearing sweatpants without underwear. Just all bricked up. For me. I do that for me. Not for you. For me.

To be fair, that exists. I link to you guys. to that, that is hilarious content. When you flip the script and there's this dude with this big old hog and he wears white, gray sweatpants and then he's got like a belt camera that's angled up at women's eye lines.

And so he just go shopping. He just go shopping. And all these like soccer moms are just like checking out this hog. They're like triple peeking, quadruple peeking. And he puts text on the screen, pretending to shop.

I I don't view those women as total monsters I feel like no but I get I do see what women are coming from in that they are more vulnerable than guys like they're women's that guy is typically not in danger for doing that there's women that they should be in honestly I think I think gyms should be segregated

I think Jim should be segregated yeah no blacks Jesus Christ No No women in there And the reason for that is For one thing I like a 24 hour gym I've been in there at 3 in the morning

And like ladies have come in on their own To work out And I know I feel like I'm making them nervous And I understand why they're nervous It's just me and you here In this like It's you know It's attached like a grocery store

I'm in one of those type gyms And it's like It's just me and you here And I don't know if she knows But I come here every night And like, this place is dead for the next two hours. I could beat her to death right here in front of the windows. And I mean, I'm on camera, but maybe I'm a psychopath.

She doesn't know. Maybe I killed the guy who actually had the key card for this place. And I'm just waiting on her. I understand her fear. And it makes me uncomfortable because I'm, now I'm trying to be like jolly or something and like disarming, but not intentionally just. I can't say anything to her. I can't be like, hey, I'm not crazy. Like, I feel like we should be separate.

And then I didn't go during the day. You don't get on the treadmill next to her and see that she's going 5.7 and you go to 5.9. And you go, you got to be faster than that. Let's put a little game. I could get you. I can get you. I've gone during the day. And I think I, like, like, I remember this Asian girl had these like yellow spandex, like, bikini bottoms on with like a bikini top. and she's just thrusting her.

She's doing hip thrusts over there. And like her mound is popping. Woody, I found a new subreddit with big mounds, super into it. What's it called? Asking for a friend. There's this one chick.

She's on top all. Her name's like Carly Cameltoe. It's, you could grab that thing. It's like a handle. It's incredible. Anyway, and I'm just thinking like,

man, this is fucking distracting. I'm not, I of course don't want her to leave. But that's not what I'm here for. Like I was here to do a thing. You're here to get jacked. I'm here to work out and I take my working out seriously

and she's literally distracting me and I can't help it because I could see her vagina. Any second I'm going to be able to see the clip. She's thrusted so hard. I don't like it. I feel like they would feel more comfortable without us there and I would feel more comfortable without them there. Because if I'm looking for girls, I'm not going to do it at the gym

because that has become like a huge faux pa. I think I like flirted with one girl at the gym. But she started talking to me first. Like, that's the only way I ever talk to a girl at the gym. I think that, I think a lot of it is, first of all, the people that seem to be getting mad at this are, like, redditors and the,

and women who dress like horrors at the gym. Like, let's just call a spade of spay. I think it's fake outrage. They sell outrage and clicks. They sure, sure, they sell outrage and clicks, but there are people who are sincerely outraged. I've seen them. And maybe they're farming attention as well. but it's like this weird desire to have your cake and eat it too where it's like you want to have the freedom to dress like a whore at the gym you got it mission accomplished you can dress like that at the gym and you've seen these images and these videos like and even in the videos you'll see one woman dressed like a complete horror showing her pussy basically doing the ad-ductor machine and then in the background you'll see like a bunch of normal people and not normal women who are wearing like running shorts and a t-shirt.

Like, you'll see that too. I don't think those women are in any way, you know, participating in this outrage. But they want to have their cake of being able to dress however they want, but they also want to control the public perception of that behavior. So they want to dress like whores, but they also don't want to be called hors for doing it. And so the act they are free to do and the perception of others are free to engage in, but they want to control that perception because women are much more sensitive than men because they're more, they're weaker, they're more dependent on in-group preference.

Like, women want to control how they are perceived more than men. Men are less agreeable in that way. We all know that. Like, men are the party that's more willing to be like, nah, you're all the ones who are wrong. Whereas women, very perception-based and they want to control that perception. That would be my armchair psychology analysis of it, where they, want their cake and they want to eat it too. And if you want to dress like whores at the gym, just dress like hors at the gym. But if some guy in a really banal way points out that you're

dressing like a whore at the gym, you don't get to spazz out. You don't get to say, uh, I'm doing this for me. Oh, really? Really. Do women often who live alone in apartments put on elaborate dresses and lots of makeup before they watch new girl for the fifth time? Or do they do that when they're going out? We know that. That's how girls. That's how girls. behave and it's fine but stop trying to have your cake and eat it too. Yeah, I'm thinking about like why would a woman wear super sexy stuff to the gym? Well, she probably likes the attention but dislikes the attention from the wrong people. So my that's I bet that's all there is to it and some like Kyle said I think

are just engagement farming you know just look at this guy who looked at me while I was doing pull-ups or whatever but it's the old like you know the mean that where the handsome guy is like, you look nice. And she's like, oh, thanks. And then the ugly guy does it. And she's like, HR, he's harassing face. Like, it's fair, though. From their perspective, that's their evolutionary imperative.

They want to bring in good attention to men. I watched a clip today of like a woman with it wearing a body camera and just like going about, just trying to ride the bus and trying to go places. And I was, do you think it was a bunch of women? I only watched it once and I was on my phone. You know? Maybe it was. Same result either way. I'm thinking in a social experiment where I stick the selfie stick in my pussy

and allow the GoPro to look out and we'll see. I saw the video. She rode the bus, the train a couple other places, and guys were in some cases getting up and standing close to her, like crowding her in an empty train car. In some cases, they were just getting too close, giving her too much attention. It was obviously unwanted.

And from the little bit we saw unwarranted. She didn't do anything to invite him over. But I thought it was a compilation of like every terrible experience a woman has ever recorded, which does make it different because it speaks to how common it is. And it's also like if you're an attractive woman and some unattractive goober approaches you at the gym, they take that as a slight in some instances where it's like you think you had a chance or. with me? Like, what am I putting out into the world that you think you have a chance? You've never experienced this, Taylor? You've never experienced this? Have you never been on the other side of this where you're like, God, she thought? Yeah, I have. And I don't, and I don't, and I don't tweet about it. Sometimes, Kyle, you just got to go hogging. And that's what you do.

I said, I got to stop drinking. I got to start jogging again. Fuck her. And she's, no you got to go hogging like you that's what I said I'm you know there have been times you know I'm the guy in the helicopter going that's a slow and you know just a big old pig he um he rushed a fraternity I think it rushing is what it's called when you like he pledged maybe he's on that it doesn't matter anyway while he was trying to impress his new brothers he went hog hunting and he was trying to set the record for the fattest girl that anyone from his fraternity had ever banged.

I'm sure he was in love. And anyway, he like bangs his fat chick and they're like, I've seen bigger, fatter, fatter, fatter, until eventually he tells me that her panties would have fit over the trunk of a Volkswagen beetle. And he got the recognition that he deserved. And you know what would be the funniest is like, if I were that guy, I would make all those girls like lay in front.

of me and I take like two paces back and I take a knee and I like put a hand on them as they're laying as if like you know how those boar hunts go we're like they like he's like giving a thumbs up and hunting here she's laying there like a fucking whale yeah but that's the the difference is a guy who goes hogging is going to the next day be like yeah you're going to make some changes here boys like that like they're not going to say the the big Fat girl was out of line because they had one too many fucking Natty Lights or whatever. They're going to

just kind of own it as a guy. But the whole dressing like a whore at the gym, yeah, it's obviously happening. We all see it. Have you seen those like workout pants that like go into the woman's ass? Yeah. That's what he was referring to. That's absurd. I found her.

Oh, it's so terrible. Oh, no, it's fine. It's fine. But if I go into the, if I go into the gym, Let's say that I just start dominating my local planet fitness. And every, I'm wearing a cod piece. Every single time I go. Like, I can't be mad when they go,

anybody getting a load of this fucking cod piece guy? I'd be like, I wear the cod piece for me. And I wear the conquistador helmet for me. Like they would, they'd be like, that's ridiculous. Like you're seeking attention, obviously. And then when the attention is given to you, by parties you deem unworthy, you pretend the attention wasn't sought in the first place. Stop it.

We're all adults. We know what's happening. I'm telling you. Just explain. If you saw the size of my real bulge, it'd be very embarrassing for me. So that's why. That's why you have the big curly podpiece. When do you think it's appropriate for a man to approach a woman with romantic interest?

You know, go up to her and start giving her the Riz. Appropriate? What does that mean? It means exact. I mean, the words are literal. Well, the appropriate part would come down to how you handle the conversation. Because there's no time. If you're parking lot, we're in the parking lot at the grocery store.

Oh, I'm picturing. I'm picturing we're out at a bar. Okay, so that's an example of somewhere where it is appropriate at a bar. But she's over there having a drink. I agree with. No, I don't think it's appropriate at the grocery store, certainly not when like a woman's alone loading groceries. So let me jump in. I think that changed.

I think that before dating apps existed, parking lots, grocery stores, groceries were like a particular place where you could find people, you know, and of all kinds and ages. So you can net as cast wide. Let me rewind a little dairy section. We're in the grocery store. People are all around. Oh, is that the low fat?

You don't need that. What do you got that for? You look fit. Do you work out? I go to the gym next door. Can I do that? It used to be yes, yes. It used to be you could like, I'm so clumsy.

My card hit yours. How you doing? Like that wasn't. Break your eggs. You're riding it. But now, like a lot of women are upset that they've been approached. And I don't understand modern day. rules. I haven't dated for 40 years or something insane like that. So I don't know what I'm doing, but

I didn't do my math, right? I'm a fidelity joke. Oh, okay. But, um, uh, yeah, so I don't understand these anymore. I don't understand women who feel assaulted that someone tried to riz them up and like politely backed off when they read the room. Like that people get mad at that. Also, if they think they're low. That rules. Now, this is going to make me sound like totally rapy. I'm not going for that. But it used to be like, I don't know if you wanted to touch a boob, you'd move for the

boob slow enough, giving her every opportunity to sort of use the elbow defense. And if she does, you stop. If she doesn't, you got some boob. Nowadays, it's like verbal consent, papers, contracts. I don't know the, like, dating rules anymore. But what I described as the, like, you know, the elbow block or wherever she blocks along the way. I don't think that's the meta anymore.

And I think that like the before you go in on the consent thing, Kyle, I wanted to wrap up the grocery bit. Like there is nothing wrong with hitting on a woman in an area that's like public. That's kind of where it's going to fucking happen. Like that's the way humans have promulgated and procreated rather forever. What's like the problem is if you are trying to hit on her in the dairy section and she puts up a million walls of I'm not interested. And then you continue to follow her through the store.

You just as a man, you just as a man, if you're shot down, whether it's the bar, whether it's a grocery store, whether it's somewhere in public at the park, like whatever social engagement, the run club, whatever it is, just handle it with grace and then, you know, say nice to meet you and back away. That's where a problem could arise. But there's no problem in my view of like approaching someone cordially and trying to get a conversation going. That's what society is. That's what it is. It's 9.30 p.m. in the grocery store parking lot. No. I think I think that could feel threatening because she's alone, but I'm saying like,

let's say it's 5 p.m. That's why I always wear a cast on my arm. It disarms them. I've been doing that for years. You approach alone with a fake cast on your arm. Ask her for her help getting your groceries into the car. I'm absolutely covered in front lock pistols. Like she went out. I do this weird thing where I like move my eyebrows. That's why I do it with a ball of cloblo on. Yeah. It's genius. Yeah.

There's too much trying to legislate and retroactively condemn this stuff where it's like, oh, I'm sorry that an ugly guy approached you at a bar and it was such a hit to yourself confidence that you had to post about it and pretend that he was behaving in a predatory matter instead of like a trying to meet someone. I don't know, man. I think that the three of us are pretty decent at reading social cues from women. I think there are some dudes that don't get it or they take it the wrong way. And I don't know.

I understand how a woman could feel like intimidated and annoyed and worried about it. Like if you're like, I know girls who are like sitting in their car outside their work having their lunch. And the guy's like, fell down your window. And she's like, fucking. I'm on my lunch, right. You know, it's like that. It's like that's, see,

and that, but those guys existing doesn't, they're like, reclude normal social engagement. Oh, now. She's like wearing iPods, like in her car with the windows up.

And this person's like, come on. Let me, well, let me ask you this, Kyle, you, and I think all of us

would answer the same way. You're single. You see a girl. You're very interested in. She's at the grocery store. She's actually even buying something that you often purchase. She seems fit.

She's wearing Horace Jim attire. And you go over. And you, and you, just try and form an inroad there. And she's a little receptive, being polite, but then it becomes clear to you that she wants to get on with her day and you are an unwelcome, you know, advance her, all three of us, not just you.

I think all three of us would take that as like, oh, what he's going to immediately say? I use duck fat all the time and works great for me. Take care. Bye-bye. Like, you would just, you'd gracefully back out. And she goes back to her duck fat shopper. And then you know what I was. say I would go, oh my God, I also have a boyfriend that's pretty presumptive of you to think

I was doing anything here. You thought I was interested in you? Yeah. And then I, and then I, and then I skip away. I sashay back down the protein aisle. Wait, wait. Yeah. But most normal people, like, you can always find an example of some piece of shit that's going to like push past the limit, but that doesn't preclude normal people who can pick up on social cues, engaging normally in public, I agree with you, but here's the problem. Here's the problem. Like, I want to how to put this. That's good advice for people like us who, again, can read social cues and are normal human beings and have a above room temperature IQ.

Presumptive of you, but carry on. What about the advice for the socially awkward can't read cues fucking weirdo type people? I think they're not going to understand. There are some people who should not approach the woman. I would tell those people, don't stop at the first. no, she's testing you. She's testing to see if you have perseverance. She wants a man who doesn't quit.

You need to go in there and neg her. Hey, whore. You don't need any whole milk. You put the skim in her basket for her. You swap her whole milk out. That's actually a strong move. Can't let you do that to that body. I can't allow it.

Don't put that poison in there. You give her the cashew milk. You follow her to her car. And you're like, I knew which one yours was. the rims are ruined. Tell her she needs a man that if she had one she'd never go out looking like that.

That's what they love that. Chicks love that, yeah. But we can't come up with rules based on like what some... We can't come up with like whole rules on hookup and conversing culture on because of like the way weirdos go. We can't set the rules based on

a social weirdos. I've seen those black and white films that are like, I don't know who they showed them to, but it's like, this is how you court a girl in America. Johnny might call on Rebecca at her house one evening. And enter the supervision of her father, mother. They might sing a song. And it's like, it's like courting rules for a bygone era.

I feel that we need something like that. Are you serious? You think that, I mean, I totally agree with you. Humans spent thousands of years figuring out the right way to do courtship. and then over the course of 50 years, we were like, no, we actually know better. And it's like actually retard, tradition isn't the worshipping of ashes. It's the preservation of fire. What happened 50 years ago was we started asking the women how they felt about it.

And they haven't done a good job. They chose the bear. I choose the bear too. If I was a woman, I don't know. Not me, but I have a theory about that. I'll say it quick. This is a lot to it. I saw this video where they compared land animals to marine animals asking for help.

And if you look at these land animals, most of the time they don't ask for help. Sometimes rarely I'll admit there's exceptions. But when they like pull a jar off the raccoon's head or free a wolf from a barbed wire fence, they can't run. And if they could run, they would try to. You know, sometimes they freak out as you're helping them off the barbed wire fence. On the other hand, the marine animals, the whale with its fishing net or something around a flipper or fin, whatever it is, they come to the boat, roll upside down and ask for help.

Seals are a good example. The video said it's because these land animals, the wolves, the raccoons, etc., have lots of experience and they've seen how violent humans are. And they know how weird they are because they smell like plastic and deodorant and shit like that, that they're not supposed to smell like. On the other hand, these marine animals, they don't have a breadth of experience in dealing with people. So they walk up to them and they get help. Back to the women. They have tons of experience dealing with men and not all of it good. That's why they choose the thing they don't know, just like the fox, the wolf, the marine animals.

It all kinds of fits. Like their experiences, men are scary and they don't know shit about bears. That's why they picked them. I think it's a, I think, and I said this when this first became a thing, I think it is, again, social signaling and status affirmation by those women saying they would rather have the bear. Because what they're saying is I get so much attention from men. I'm so desirable that I just am constantly beating them off with both hands. Well, that's the wrong way to put it.

But two sticks, beating them off with both hands. It doesn't take two hands. And they are like, you know, this is. Does it. There's two dicks. beating them off and like that is that is a social affirmation of status

where you're I think you're incorrect on this and that's where they're saying like I would choose the bear because I'm so exhausted with men approaching me because I'm that desirable. No, it's not that dude. I think when I try to put myself when I try to empathize with a woman's point of view there it's really easy because I remember when we were on our survival trip we weren't afraid of anything we had guns and it was like there's nothing in these woods that can tangle with us anyway like there's coyotes and bobcats we probably beat those with knives you know we're good and then one night we heard people like way off in the distance and that was scary because I didn't know who those people were or why they were there and like maybe they've got a pot farm out here and us discovering it would be a problem maybe they'd kill over something like that I got scared and made sure the gun was near my tree.

But if I heard a bear out there. The man and the bear scenario was you're taking a hike and you find a man or a bear. What's preferred? And if I was out in those woods where we were and I saw a man or a bear, the bear, I feel like I'd be like, ooh, better leave him alone. The man, I'm like, you think he knows where I'm camping now? Maybe he comes back tonight and does something. Maybe he's, maybe I'm not supposed to see him out here. Maybe he's a fugitive. and he's going to kill me on site. Now, that's me as a grown man who can handle myself at least fairly well. I can imagine what it's like for a pretty girl.

That doesn't have to be a pretty girl. Just an average girl in the woods. Like, I would be terrified if I saw a dude out there that I wasn't expecting to see any people out there. I'm not talking about if we're in the park. I'm, you know, but if we're out in the woods somewhere where, like, no one can hear you scream, so to speak, I'm really scared of a dude. I really am.

I just don't. That's adding a lot of exposition to rationalize it. Like the question was like, you're walking in a hike and you encounter a man or a bear, what's preferred? And the reason it went viral is because so many women said, I'd rather encounter a bear walking up to me than a man. And it's like that's that's retarded. That is nonsense. If push came to shove and they were put in that real situation of, oh, you're enjoying the Rocky Mountain Colorado hike. Do you want a brown bear coming around the corner?

or a guy with a fucking selfie stick in his pocket. Stop. Okay. Well, you had that exquisite. You made it a brown bear and a selfie stick, man. And I'm now, okay, a brown bear or a random man with no selfie stick.

You got to describe the man. You got to describe the man. A random man selected out of the fucking Kansas. No, a random bear selected out of the northeast, or I'm sorry, northwest. And a random man from Oregon and a random bear from Oregon.

Just to make it simple. Oregonians are a shady folk, I'll have you know. It's just the amount of exposition it takes to try and make it rational of like, yeah, they really are so scared that they risked being eaten by an aggressive animal. It's like, stop it. Why are we all pretending? Taylor's scenario, like, brings up my frustration with the question, which was like, tell me more about the dude and tell me more about the bear. I have some bear experience in real life. They're in New Jersey, and I've seen them on hikes.

They were all black bears. And if people don't know, black bears are not that scary. You clap. We clap someone else bang pans and we told them they were bad bear. That's what we kept being like bad bear. He walked away with his head hunched low. Like we had seriously damaged his feelings. And it made me think like, oh, black bear is not that bad.

My in-laws, Jackie's parents, where they live in New Jersey, huge bear problems. You're not allowed to kill bears in New Jersey. So they just like really do well. Yeah. You're not allowed to kill bears. Yeah. And there would be like they destroy the trash all the time. And her father really wanted to, but he was concerned about the legal ramifications.

Those bears were never like a problem. You clap at them, whatever, and they run away. So when I heard bear or man, because of that experience, I was like, oh, I'm not sure. But when you make it a brown bear, different. If you make it some mama grizzly over there, I'll take just about any man. It really does depend on how you slice that cake. Because now I'm imagining like a fisherman with one of those silly hats with all the lures on it. And he's got like red checkered long sleeve shirt.

And he's got the fisherman's vest. And he's like, howdy! The wall eyes are out. And then I'm imagining like Bart the Bear from that Anthony Hopkins movie, The Edge. And he's just like, I clearly know. That was pretty good. That was actually one of your better impressions. They really worked well on the mic.

You got closer. I remember there was a there was a trolling thing that a lot of people were doing on Twitter when the man bear thing went viral where like it would be a woman saying like I would pick the bear a thousand times out of a thousand men are evil. And then some account would be like, wow, even if the man was George Floyd. And then they'd be like, well, I don't well, I don't know about that. You know, I might pick George Floyd. He was a flawed guy. That's what I'm saying is that's why it's social signaling. But, oh, we had football.

And I wanted to talk. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Okay. It was a big victory for Georgia. Oh. I was rooting for him. I was pulling for him.

And Mizzou. Do you beat Texas A&M? Does that sound? Mizzou humiliated Texas A&M, who was the preseason 10th overall team in the country. And Mizzu held them to zero touchdowns, beat them like 28 to 6. six. It was a complete route. And now we got Ole Miss this week. Here's the, like, I don't know how this is going to go.

But it seems to me that if Missouri beats Ole Miss convincingly, old miss is ranked ninth, I believe. Then they'll probably slide into the top 10 and be in the playoff. As long as the rest of the season just goes okay. They can still lose to Georgia and get in, I think. You have one loss or two? One. Okay.

Ooh. I don't know who they can lose. to Georgia. Kentucky is going to be trying to get in there too. But I think it's top 12. It is. Yeah, it's top 12. And I think you're 13 right now.

A win here would repel you into the playoff and then you've just got to do okay the rest of the way. Because Missouri plays Kentucky at near the end of the year. And so that can be deciding if they're both playing well. I saw, I add to some article some dude, but. but he thought he had Mizzou in the playoffs. I hope so. It would be awesome to be in the playoffs. That's something no Missouri fan is expecting.

But I've been seeing people being really high on Ole Miss to like destroy Missouri or beat them. And then like the more and again, football novice, you know, football noob. But I look at like Mizzou's strengths and Ole Miss's strengths. And the last time Ole Miss played a team that had tremendous run game, rush game, it was Florida and they got destroyed because Ole Miss has seemingly the worst rushing

defense and the whole SEC, they win by scoring like 50 points because their offenses lights out. You guys look really good against Florida. That was a great game to watch. I watched every second of that and I was cheering so hard. They blow up Florida. If I'm Old Miss, I'm not thinking I'm about to issue

a fraud check. I'm thinking we have a problem on our hand Saturday. You know, like one of cheese is going to win, but it's no slam dunk. What are the odds? Let's see. I think Ole Miss is favored like 60-40 or something. Yeah, I have 58-42. Points.

Spread. It's not on my screen. The spread is six and a half points. Yeah, Ole Miss is favored by a touchdown, basically. Which they are at home. Makes sense. I was going to say it's at Mississippi, I assume. I wonder if it was in Missouri what the spread would be.

might be just flipped the other way. That's one of the things I loved about the Georgia game. Georgia was ranked high, the rank number two, and Alabama was ranked sixth, and Alabama was favored by at least three, I think. And then we beat them in Alabama, which was beautiful. We did it in front of their fans. And then I love our coach.

Kirby Smart, if you don't know, is one of Nick Saban's disciples. Everybody doubted Georgia. No one thought they had a shot. Oh, I said that's my man. The ranked second in the country. Dude, his speeches are awesome. He's cursing and fucking screaming and he's so intense. After the victory, he runs over to the student section,

the Georgia student section in the Alabama Stadium. And he takes his, people make fun of his visor. I think it's cool. He takes off his visor and he does the belt to ass motion and they lose it. They're fucking. Like, he's always doing stuff like that. After we won the second national title, he went to the student section.

he went one and they went yeah two and they just fucking like went into like a connipion where the holy ghost was flowing through them it was beautiful yeah i george is so in it doesn't even matter there's so much better than every other team seemingly it's all right at this point there's two things that matter it's winning can't lose to florida that matters i can't i won't explain why but now we got to win the cc fucking title and we're going to play Alabama again. That's the problem with Alabama. You have to beat them twice a fucking year every year to do this thing. We'll have to. They're pretty good. Yes, they are. We'll have to face them in the fucking SEC championship game, which is in Atlanta

every year. I might go this year. That would be awesome. You should, dude. But it's, but got to get past them and then hope we get, that'll give us good seating, obviously, in the playoff, which is going to be important. I don't know how good the Indiana's of the world are obviously they won the whole thing last year on an incredible run and they're all still there mostly it's but they got to hold on to their whole team like no i think last year was and this is the gay thing about college football is if your team is rocking and rolling and then you get to the football playoffs and you lose and georgia loses their entire o line because they're like i'm not i don't give a fuck about this i'm going i'm playing for the panthers next year like it really kind of

sucks. Like it wrecks it. That's true about the bowl games, but not so much about the playoffs, I think, because these guys, a lot of them with the NIL money, especially, they want to do well and like make more money next year. It said what Kyle said, that for the playoffs, the players tend to play. Is it not different for the seniors? Because I know when Georgia played Notre Dame,

they lost, like, they were like running their second line. Oh, and the playoffs, right? Is that the one we're talking about? this was one or two years ago. I think that was a bowl after they lost out. They lost last year to Ole Miss pretty badly in the Sugar Bowl. Yeah. This is a good team.

Ole Miss is very good. I just, I love our quarterback's too. Like our quarterback's got a cool name. His name's fucking Gunner. Gunner is an excellent quarterback name. He looks older than us. I don't know how that dude is.

But he is throwing some really impressive passes. two defenders pushing a guy and he's throwing eight inches off the ground under this perfect little sphere of influence where it needs to go. I will say I've been watching a ton of college football this year and watching Alabama, Georgia, a couple nights ago,

I was like, oh, we're not even fucking close. I haven't watched another game. What did you see that made you think about it? Because they were playing like NFL, adjacent. Like there was no huge mistakes. They were grinding. There were like, it was like

there was one huge mistake Alabama. Okay, there was one huge mistake for Alabama, but it was I will never live that down. They just looked so, so good. Like they were completing passes. They're quick. They get back to the line fast. The coaches seem to have a complete handle on the team. There's none of that like panicking. You see from like an Arkansas

coach of like, no, you can't be on there right now. That's 12 men. Like it's just their streamlined. ready to win. Here's what happened. Both of them. Two minutes, 38 seconds left in the game. Alabama has the ball. They're moving down the field. They're facing a third and three. That's the next down. It's a very important down. Oh, I got it backwards. It's a Georgia has the ball. The Alabama guy punches the Georgia player in the face and knocks him to the ground, 15-yard penalty, automatic first down. we kneel out the game it's two minutes now that's the game

that's how the game ended and the coach screams at him you can do like a a John boy and he's like you just lost us the fucking game you just lost us the fucking game and he did yeah he did lose the game but he wanted to say

George is probably let's see who's best at fourth down convergence they had a third they had two more downs to go CFB or they could have kicked it you know, maybe the Bama would not have been able to march all the way down the field and score. Like there's a whole lot that they need to get done to win.

Those are just the two scariest teams I've watched so far this year. Alabama and Georgia. They just, they look incredible. And I've watched a decent number of Notre Dame games, but it's just hard to tell with Notre Dame because they're like playing Ball State. And I'm like, I can't actually tell how good Notre Dame is because they're winning 57 to nothing. think. Kentucky has been really fun to watch. Their last two games, they won an overtime with two-point conversions. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Both two games in a row, like upsetting

these teams. And those kids, they got fined half a million dollars because their whole, their students all charged the field and like celebrated. Good for Kentucky. I got nothing against Kentucky. They're like money well spent. They're like showing the money like piling up and everybody loses their mind in the middle of the field. I wanted to mention a little storyline for the Miss game. I don't know if you guys know this. So last year, Austin Simmons was the starting quarterback for Ole Miss. And then they got Trinidad Shambliss and he took Austin Simmons job and started doing really, really well. Austin Simmons transferred from Ole Miss to Missouri. And so Missou's quarterback this year, who's been killing it, Simmons, is going into his old team's arena

to try and show like you guys made a mistake by hooting me from the team. And so I hope, I hope it would be so much better if that fucking idiot hadn't shot himself the best running back in the country. But, you know, we have, we have this. We also have the second best running back in the country. Mizzou is becoming like running back university. We are so good at getting guys who are good at running. If Mizzu can exploit the fact that Ole Miss has bad rush defense, Mizzu will win. Like we can definitely win this game.

If they start doing the air raid shit where they're getting crazy 35, 40 yard throws and run down the field, then we're in trouble. But I'm not taking this as anything less than like our biggest game of the year, which is funny because Mizzu played rank 8, Florida earlier. And they dominated them. And now this is rank 9. And Chiz in our group chat was trying to give Mizzu's schedule guff where he's like, Mizzu doesn't even play any top 10 teams. And I'm like, they play Georgia. They play Texas. They play Texas A&M, who they destroyed, who was ranked 10 preseason.

They play Ole Miss, who was ranked 9 in right now. They're also going to be playing Kentucky, who is marching up the ladder, and they're going to have to play, who else was it? Oklahoma is kind of a whatever. I guess they're better than we thought. They have one of the tougher schedules. Yeah. And so I was like, if Kentucky performs. and like really continues,

then over half of Mizzou's schedule will have been teams that at one point or another were in the top 10 in the country. Yeah, it's a rough schedule. It's terrible. I wish we, Mizu should transfer to the fucking Big Ten. That would be awesome.

Yeah, SEC's a rough place for you. Start wrecking Michigan. And that would be awesome. Everybody's getting better too. Like the rise of Ole Miss has been obvious. And I don't know what happened to Florida, but they looked fucking good the first few games of the year. That running back of theirs is incredible.

I watched the game where y'all shut him down, and I don't understand, like, maybe there's something wrong with it, legitimately. Maybe there was, I hate to say that about Missouri, but like, why did that guy not perform? Because he's like a stud. He's really talented. We have really good rush defense, and they're a rush team. And they got, he got, what did he get? I think he got 13 yards total in the game versus.

It was crazy. Because Missou shut it. Mizzu has really good rush defense. And that's kind of what they've been hanging their hat on the whole time. but it's still nerve-wracking going into Oxford and playing Ole Miss, especially because I'm watching it at my friend's house this Saturday, a big group of us, and both of them went to Ole Miss.

And they're all about Ole Miss, and all the rest of my friends, we all mostly went to Missou. And so we're, this is terrific. This would be a good weekend. You guys got to get, what are the things you love so much?

Chicanery boards? How close did they come? Sharkootoo-Rie boards. Yeah, that's it. you need a bunch of those. You need to make it so you can't run out. Yeah. A chicanery board is where it's a board just full of silliness and fireworks and poppers and shit. That's actually fucking so funny where I get text and want to be like,

oh, I'm coming over tonight. I'm making a chicanery board and it's got like the Chinese finger traps on it. That's a great idea. And you know, we all have high hopes for NC State. Just keeping it going. NC state's depressing. So my daughter works with the charity. And because of that, she gets, she like just rubs elbows with like the governor and the football team, the head coach and people who like do stuff for charity on the side.

Football players do it a lot. And she says this coach is the nicest guy. Everybody loves him. He's like sincere and cool. And to see them lose and if people don't know his heads on the chopping block. Like it's quite likely he loses his job this year. It doesn't even feel good to get. get a fresh coat of paint because apparently he's a good man.

That sucks. Here we are. With the NIL system, like I don't see how you blame coaches. You can't blame the coach as much as you can blame like what the funding pool of the state is. I don't know if you know, but the guy who owns Tyson Chicken, he funds the Arkansas razor bags heavily. He is paid for their, he's a billionaire. He owns Tyson Chicken. And there's an interview where they're talking about the rivalry between them and one of the Texas teams,

maybe in Oklahoma. But he's like, well, we don't do the best we can, but I got chicken and they got oil. So in the crowds, it's like, oh, that's very funny. I'm like, that's fucked up, though. That's fucked up, though. The fact that they have an oil billionaire, and we have a chicken billionaire, is the deciding factor on whether we're going to have a good team next year. Like, they got to do something about that.

It's fucked up, but I like it from the billionaire standpoint. I really like, I'm a partisan. I can't see past Ole Miss. I'm not influencing politics. I'm influencing college football because it's my passion. I'm like, ah, it's a good way to be a billionaire. That's a more respectable billionaire than an, you know, an Elon Musk who's like, I mean, right, I'm sure you know about all the campaigns he's funding right now.

I try not to talk about it incessantly, but yeah, I'm in the loop. The Democrats made him their villain. He was their hero, and he went sideways on the trans stuff, and they couldn't stomach. They couldn't stomach having the richest man in the world in their corner over trans rights and him not liking that his son became his daughter. That's genuinely why that and them dicking him over

with the electric car summit. The Democrats pushed him to the Republican side and they're reaping what they sowed. That was such a snafu. If you had good leadership there, someone would have been like, whoa, hold on a god damn. A misplay. What did you say about Mr. Musk? The reason he didn't go to the EV thing

is that... It wasn't invited. Right. The reason he wasn't invited was that they were only inviting union shop. Biden was trying to appear pro-union and appeal to that voting block and Tesla is a union busting company. So he's like, yeah, we're doing union cars here. We're blue collar, gher, whatever. And now you have Musk who just drops a quarter billion on elections or actually it's like 350 billion. Yeah.

To influence US politics. Yeah. It's a bad tactical move. If we were playing a video game and one of us did that in a grand strategy matchup, I would like, holy fuck, Kyle just misplayed the shit out of that. Why don't why are you appeasing the Ottomans? We need the gold.

Joe Biden flipped the spawn on high price. He must have. And now they're holding a grudge. I get it. I get it. All right. Time to wrap. Yeah, let's wrap it. PKK 634.

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