Painkiller Already - PKN #93

Episode Date: June 3, 2016

It's PKN time baby!...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Painkiller Nearly episode 93 has begun. Hello everyone. Hi! We are a couple minutes late. Jackie served me dinner and they were talking. And I did nothing to derail that conversation while I gobbled as much dinner as I could. I was watching that. Kyle was telling stories about his ex-Russian friend who's not totally a rapist but definitely walking that rapey bridge.
Starting point is 00:00:19 A little rapey. You wouldn't let him take out a female relative. However, you wouldn't- No! However, if you were the district attorney, you probably wouldn't file charges. He's somewhere in the middle. He's in that murky area. I don't want to lose that case.
Starting point is 00:00:36 This guy looks like a real scumbag. He would be about 54 today. Why is that confusing because normally when someone uses that phrase he would have been 54 today he's dead i don't know if he's alive or dead i don't know i haven't i haven't seen him in 12 years or something like that i'm just saying that so you know the time period in which he was a child or a young man and stuff and he was and i guess that would have been like the 70 early 70s or uh or maybe or maybe mid 80s yeah yeah somewhere or excuse me so he was born in 64 yeah okay so he grew up in the he grew up he spent some of his young life still when it was soviet uh the soviet union and he talked about how shitty, how shitty the Russian cars were, the Soviet cars that they had access to.
Starting point is 00:01:29 But his dad had a little money, and he's like, I had a nice Russian car. And in my head, I'm like, what the fuck does a nice Russian car look like, you know? But he was, he said, you know, he was basically telling, he's like, I feel sorry for you American guys. So hard to get the pussy. I feel sorry for you American guys. So hard to get the pussy. And it was. I was 19, so I could attest firsthand how hard it was to get pussy in Atlanta
Starting point is 00:01:49 when you're 19 and working constantly and just no time for a social life. He was like, you got to work so hard. You got to do this and that. Oh, I love you. And Russia, you take the pussy. It is already yours. And he just
Starting point is 00:02:06 describes driving down the road in his nice car and pulling over and being like, bitch, you want ride? Get in car. He's just talking about prostitutes. He's like, five minutes later, she's sucking the dick. For only 60 rubles.
Starting point is 00:02:22 I never considered that, but I'm sure there was a good deal of prostitution going on in Sergei's life. Women in Russia aren't just a different species that are like, oh my goodness, Yvette, there is nice car coming. Look as though it has all four same wheels. Like, I suck his cock.
Starting point is 00:02:40 No. That's ridiculous. That's how Sergei told it. You can lie your ass off if you are from some Eastern European bloc country and you come over here. Imagine being from one of those countries where they just don't even exist anymore.
Starting point is 00:02:55 You could make up whatever cultural stories you want. Anything about the old land. My girlfriend spent some time in Czech. Her family were missionaries, or her dad was. They went over there at one point she talks about how awful the drivers were like she she's like you'll just be walking down the sidewalk and they'll fucking lose it right there and just run into a building or something and nobody everybody's just like oh he lost control what are you gonna do those crazy
Starting point is 00:03:18 cars freak accident they haven't mastered the auto is that where she learned to drive by chance? Must have been. That's like there. Like here we have like the trumped up assault statistics, like one in two, whoever will be raped or whatever. That's there in Russia. Like one in six people will die in horrible fire explosion in the Russian car. I'd love to take your girlfriend and my wife and just race them. Right. Put them in NASCAR cars, see what happens.
Starting point is 00:03:48 That would be funny. I don't know who's the worst driver. You don't even have to go that high pressure with it. I think if you put them both in a car and told them to go to the mall, one of them's going to wreck, right? Like somebody's going to... Maybe not a full-blown fiery accident, but your wife's going to run over a little person at the mall or my girlfriend's
Starting point is 00:04:05 gonna ram into a parking space or something somebody hit my wife's car oh like today uh this week i don't know and um there's hardly any damage it just scratched one of the fenders it's in my vlog and she was so excited she's like do you see this damage? Wasn't me. This one? She should do what I did that time. I had a legitimate car accident with a deer. The deer hit me. I've said it before, I'll say it again. The deer did hit me. He ran
Starting point is 00:04:35 into the side of my car. I like to keep my record 100% intact. I've never hit anything. But the deer hit me, and when I filed the insurance claim, and I go to get the when i filed the insurance claim and i go to get uh you know the quotes and everything from from multiple places i had to get three different places and the first place i went to i was they were like well show us all the damage that occurred and i was like here over there on the hood this thing over here on the back wheels chipped and he's like how'd that happen
Starting point is 00:05:06 i was like well i didn't hit a possum and he and i swear to god he didn't flinch when i was showing him damage on the hood damage on the door damage on the mirror and damage like low in another spot he didn't flinch he just wrote it all down and gave me the quote so i go to the second place and he's acting like i'm a scam artist or something he's's like, how did this happen? And I'm like, big antlers. Big antlers. They just came over and they scratched the paint and made that dent over there, and I don't even know it happened so fast. He's like, did the last place
Starting point is 00:05:34 say they were going to pay for this? Because he wants the cheapest quote, because that's who it's going with. I'm like, yeah. Yeah. You're more expensive and you're fixing half the shit. So that's how that thing went. I got the whole car fixed. That was nice. You can't be lazy with that shit. You've got to go around and make sure you're getting your quotes but insurance talk insurance talk anyway so i was watching the the blues lose to san jose
Starting point is 00:05:56 last night which it's gonna they're the i wouldn't be surprised to see the blues win game six but they i'd say they have about a 5% chance of winning two games back-to-back against San Jose. There's just no way. So that sucks, especially since Chiz is going to be gloaty about it. But he also won't be too bad because he knows I really care about it, so he won't be a dick. But good Lord, even though I know he's being nice and trying to get –
Starting point is 00:06:26 like imagine, Woody, if I got really into woodworking and I posted a couple things on a forum and it was so much better than anything you had ever done or could do and I sent it to you like, Woody, look at this. Like I'm so proud of myself. You'd look at it and like you'd be a little bit happy. Like I'm so glad he's getting into this working with his hands. That's a healthy hobby. But at the same time, you'd be resentful because you'd look at it and like you'd be a little bit happy like i'm so glad he's getting into this working with his hands that's a healthy hobby but at the same time you'd be resentful
Starting point is 00:06:47 because you'd be like that piece of shit jumps into this hobby and is better than me immediately this is bullshit did you see the episode where they did a simpsons family guy crossover yes that's i love that meg is meg is in lisa's room and she's lamenting to lisa how horrible her life is because if you watch family guy it really is awful with all kinds of rapes and child molestation. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. But she's talking about how she's good at nothing. She's like, I'm bad at everything. And she's like, what are all those trophies you have there?
Starting point is 00:07:15 And Lisa says, oh, those are, she's got a whole rack of them for playing the saxophone. Because Lisa's historically a great saxophone player on The Simpsons. And she's like, what? And she picks it up. And Meg goes, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. And she's playing, she looks like Bill Clinton coming out on The Night Show.
Starting point is 00:07:32 And Lisa's just like, and she gets done, and she's like, how was that? She's like, eh, it was okay for a beginner. But with butcher's hands like that, you should really find something. She just immediately hates her. As soon as she realizes that her talent is compromised. But yeah, that's how I feel about it, where it's like, god damn it. Chiz jumps right into this sport.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Mind you, didn't even pick the Sharks until they had won the first round. He was like, I'm going with LA or San Jose. I don't care that they're two of the biggest rivals in hockey. I'm from somewhere in California, so I can just take my choosing. That's the thing about California sports fans that drives me fucking crazy, is they've got 16 teams over there, and none of them care at all, except for the Raiders, unless they're good. That's it.
Starting point is 00:08:19 None of them fucking care. It's the biggest bandwagon state of sports in the history of the world because they have such beautiful skiing and beaches everywhere. They don't have to look at cows and smell CAFOs on the way home. Sports teams everywhere else are cats, but in California, they're dogs, right? If you're from Philly, you have to prove your loyalty, right? You have to, like, support your team, maybe beat up a fan from an opposing team, throw a beer on a girl something
Starting point is 00:08:45 like that whatever it takes to prove your philly just watch them just watch them and know the player and we'll do it no no you have to draw blood lightweight lightweight you have to pay the iron price yeah yeah right so so the eagles are cats you really have to like gain their affection on the other hand like the sharks are dogs they will just come up to you and love you and beg for you to be their fan and yeah they're just oh my god they care they finally care yeah nobody has given a fuck about the sharks for 25 years aside from a few fans here and there just being oh we choke all the time this is what bothers me as a blues fan the blues have been around for 50 years now this is our 49 50 will be next year 50 years we choked from 10 years before the sharks existed to 15 years after they existed
Starting point is 00:09:37 made the playoffs every single year lost every single year in 25 years time we've only missed the playoff eight years in our entire team history. Missed the playoff every time. We are the truest chokers in all four major sports, and all these fans are so new, they're all just like, oh, fucking Sharks, they always choke. Like, oh, the Blues, they're at least solid.
Starting point is 00:09:56 It's like, no, fuck you. None of you know anything about this sport. At the very least, give me credit for the fact that our franchise sucks, and they're beating us, and they're stealing on the fact that we suck it's like you can't they're having their cake and eating it too and the fact that it's in california makes it so much worse because you know that none of them care it's just enraging and i went like i took it to the reddit part of it i was talking
Starting point is 00:10:19 about before the show i went so i go to i don't like really post or contribute or anything, but I go to like the hockey subreddit, and then I'll go to the blues subreddit, and then like when we were playing Chicago, I'd go to the Hawks, Dallas, I'd go to the Stars one, San Jose, I'd go to the Sharks one, and take a look around. Why do you do that? Just to see what people are saying about the game, and mainly
Starting point is 00:10:40 they, it's the fastest place I can find gifs. Like, I'm not to find the best shark highlights on the blues reddit I need to go there and find do you ever see the sharks talking about a blues defenseman or something and their fear for him and you're like yeah
Starting point is 00:10:56 you better be afraid he's coming for you does that ever happen not this series I guess not Troy Power has been doing really well. I do notice a lot of arrogance over at the San Jose sub. I go over there, and I try to be so unbiased because I go to the Sharks one and go to the Blues one. I went to the Sharks one, and all I see are them just barricading themselves in against an army of straw men Blues fans.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Man, these Blues fans, they think they're just going to roll us over, and man, now we're showing them. That'll show them. And so I'm like, oh, man, I didn't know the blues Reddit was being so dickish and arrogant. And I go over there, and every single fucking game thread, aside from the few people ranting about refs sucking, is like, man, that one's not.
Starting point is 00:11:39 The top comment was, man, can't blame anyone but ourselves on that. Poor third period, poor passing, couldn't get a good offensive zone entry at all. At least Allen did a good job playing the puck. Like actual hockey lingo. And then you go to the Sharks one, and it's like, lol, Blues fans, haha, sucks that your top goal scorer isn't doing well, even though he's injured, and anyone who's watched hockey more than six weeks can tell that. It's just aggravating, because you go on those forums and you think they're going to have some knowledge of the sport.
Starting point is 00:12:10 And then you're reading it and you're like, what the fuck they did. This guy doesn't know what tripping is. Tripping is so self-explanatory. Like in my head, I was like, what are the, what's tripping in hockey?
Starting point is 00:12:21 Yeah. It's when you, it's when you trip them or, or, uh, so many people don't understand what boarding is. Every one of those threads, a big hit is just fucking boarding.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Ridiculous. Like, no, it's not. No, it's not. You, you fucking idiots.
Starting point is 00:12:34 You have no idea. You've never played and you don't know the sport very well. And I'm really bitter because we lost and that's why I'm so angry about it. But God damn, like I like it when you and Chiz argue, because it's great. We've talked about this before, but he will simultaneously parrot some
Starting point is 00:12:51 in-depth, crazy hockey analysis on how they have the advantage on the third line because your winger is great puck handling against some guy with poor speed and it's like, oh, yeah, shit, Chiz is into this. And then it's,
Starting point is 00:13:06 can you explain icing to me? Like, you know, where'd the goalie go? Did he get sick? Is he okay? He just left. Like,
Starting point is 00:13:14 yeah, I don't know. I really am happy for Chiz that he's enjoying the sport. I just hope that, what, who am I kidding? As soon as the sharks lose, he's not going to care.
Starting point is 00:13:23 he's done. He's done. He's done. He's done. So, so's done. He's done. So really that's, I think, the anger at bandwagon fans is the argument against where it's like, well, we just want more people to get into the sport. It's like, yeah, I agree with you,
Starting point is 00:13:34 but if you get into the sport and then you stick with it, you're not a bandwagon fan. A bandwagon fan is Chiz by definition, someone who waits for the fair weather to come out, steps into the sun, and the second a cloud appears on the horizon, sprints back into cover and acts like they never cared in the first place,
Starting point is 00:13:49 so it doesn't matter. That's the aggravating thing about Bannon. He doesn't suffer the pain that, say, a blues fan would. Yeah, it would be like me, just like, if right now, I acted like I had been totally on Trump's side the whole time
Starting point is 00:14:06 and I just start shit talking him about Bernie because he's really invested in that and to see me hop in Wait isn't that pretty much how things have gone down? I mean I'm not as into Trump as he is the Sharks at the moment I'm not posting like stats about Trump I am I guess
Starting point is 00:14:23 I watched his one policy video and it was good. It made a lot of sense. As far as I go, I feel like it's not that I'm posting stats and stuff. I haven't posted his plan for X or Y or Z. I post the memes. I think it's funny.
Starting point is 00:14:40 I think it's entertainment for me. I love that aspect of it. My phone's full of Trump memes that I get from the... It really is. We get so many memes. So many. And I only send the ones I like. I keep a few for myself, just to look at later and chuckle to myself. Yeah. So recently, the Donald subreddit, the main big one with 120,000, 150,000 users or something like that, centipedes, had a bit of a falling out.
Starting point is 00:15:07 There was an issue with the moderators, and some people felt like some of the mods had been cucked. And there was a big falling out. And about 10 or 20,000 centipedes left. What is a centipede?
Starting point is 00:15:23 A nibbled navigator. They left the Donna subreddit and created a new one called Mr. Trump. So there's this old, like, one of the things initially that, I think it started on, I'm going to pronounce it as Poll, P-O-L on 4chan. They were posting this, like, montage called the Can't Stump, it's on the Can't Stump the Trump YouTube channel, and it's playing that voiceover, it's describing a centipede with its two curved fangs, and how despite its large size, it is a nimble navigator, and they felt like that describes Trump really well, that he comes in and just takes out the competition,
Starting point is 00:16:04 and no matter what they throw at him despite the fact that he's a just despite its impressive size. That sounds like a skill upgrade in Skyrim. Yeah they call him the nimble navigator and it started this whole big movement over there and it's kind of the the genesis of the the Donald Trump subreddit. Can I interrupt? The other thing they do a lot is they compare what game he's playing to what game other people are playing, right? So at first it was Trump's playing chess and Cruz is playing checkers. And then it's like Trump's playing 3D chess while Cruz is playing checkers.
Starting point is 00:16:34 And then all of a sudden he's playing like 3D chess combo like Othello and Go combined into a fourth dimension with time changing. And he's playing checkers star trek chess yeah yeah they just go wild with it shit but yeah now there is a new subreddit called mr trump with 10 or 20 maybe 10 000 users as of yesterday and uh they will not be uh slowed down with the anti-muslim stuff the uh they're not afraid to like really put the dirty stuff out there and and you know they're the ones with the picture of Trump Force 1 crashing into Mecca their slogan is make Mecca glass again
Starting point is 00:17:13 yeah stuff like that maybe it was make Mecca sand again or something like that they're not shy about... The Donald subreddit goes after social justice warriors with a passion. But the Mr. Trump subreddit goes after anyone and everyone that they don't like. That they diva cuck.
Starting point is 00:17:37 They do not pull any punches. The Islamic terrorism thing is a big thing for them and for Trump right now, I guess. And like I said early on with on this thing the more terrorist attacks there are between now and election day the better trumps odds are because the more the left's doesn't want to even see use the term radical islam and the more trump is up there screaming it's radical islam it's radical islam and the more we see people who are clearly radical islam is blowing shit up and murdering people and raping people and killing people every fucking day,
Starting point is 00:18:05 the more Trump's narrative is, you know, seen as believing, right? And you do need someone out there saying that for the sake of discourse. You can't have everybody burying their head in the sand. Yeah. I saw that musician from, I can't think, the Eagles of Death or whatever. He buries his head in the sand.
Starting point is 00:18:21 He blamed liberals for that. He blamed liberals he he was like all i saw was all these white kids so confused about what was happening because because they couldn't imagine i saw like a half a dozen quotes from him and he's he deaf he was like until no one has guns maybe everyone should have guns he had lots of quotes like that um and he's being really uh attacked this is a guy who got shot at right this is one of the guys there watching the carnage go down. And now liberals are going after him for being authenticative. That's ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Isn't it? I feel like I'd be like, don't you know where I was? Don't you know that there's like blood and guts splattered on the wall and I watched it go down and I heard the screams and the begs for mercy and watched them callously execute 80 people or whatever it was. I'm totally there, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:19:07 I'm torn on the stick your head in the sand versus combat radical Islam. So I'm more than happy to combat radical Islam. I have no love for them. But at the same time, I want the lines at the TSA to move faster. So if we could somehow put our heads in the sand in just that one area, those checkpoints, I would be okay. I agree with that because I feel like they're completely ineffective anyway. They're just not searching the bags. They're not able to, especially with their budget cuts.
Starting point is 00:19:38 I'd like to see some sort of private organization come in there. It's security theater, right? That whole thing doesn't actually catch any bad guys it's never called a single one to our knowledge i say that all the time it fails you know test after test people sneak guns and knives in i sneak knives in half my flights i just forget them they're in my pocket they're like yeah what do you can take your knife with you it's in my backpack no big deal half of time I fly, I have a knife on me. They don't catch it most of the time.
Starting point is 00:20:08 I've accidentally gotten a few sharp, pointy weapons that shouldn't have been on there. But what it is is it's security theater. When they say, and I don't think they ask anymore, but for the longest time they said, like, hey, has your luggage been outside of your vision? Have you had your eye on it the whole time? Not anymore. That does nothing to make you secure. That's security theater.
Starting point is 00:20:28 And that's what the TSA is really about. Would anyone say yes? No. Oh, not unless you're a moron. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I left this on a street corner all night and then picked it up quickly and ran in here. I'm not really sure what's in here anymore.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Actually, I was hoping that with your fancy machine, you could recheck it for me. I totally wanted to pull the brown chick out of line last time I was at the airport, though. Like, I don't know her ethnicity. I don't know her nationality. But she was brown-skinned and didn't look like she was from south of the border. Very pretty girl. She was dressed in, like, capris and, like, a no-sleeve top. But they got her ass out of line nonetheless
Starting point is 00:21:06 Come over here ma'am. You've been randomly selected for some what do they call it? It was either further screening or or something like or you know it It was it was some PC like like sound bite that they that they laid out to her and I was just like They're gonna patch your ass down. That's what's coming They're putting you in the you know they're going over there to check in your waistband. Make sure you don't have an underwear bomb over there or something. Dude. I have a friend named Ian.
Starting point is 00:21:30 We went on these surfing trips and the Dominican Republican stuff together. He was on the show, I think one time, but he didn't really hit it big. Anyway, Ian's hilarious. And I think his dad is Jamaican, but like,
Starting point is 00:21:41 you can't, he's one of those guys. You don't know what the hell he is. Like you can tell there's, there's something not England about him. But if I told you he was from India or Egypt or Mexico. You can check any of those boxes on his taxes. Yeah, take your pick.
Starting point is 00:21:57 You can't really tell what the scoop is with him. So he was always getting picked up by TSA. They were just randomly selecting him every fucking time. So my friends and I started calling him Mohammed in line. And then we took credit for whenever they selected him. We're like, dude, Mohammed, this is going to be great, don't you think? Are you nervous? And then he'd get selected and we'd act like it was because of us.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Might have been. Throw in a la-la-la-la-la-la-la. And then just look the other way. Like he did. Act like you're talking to him about sports. And I thought we were coming back, and then boom! Home run!
Starting point is 00:22:32 Like, just... My friend Hamid, who was from Morocco, he had one of those big bags that had stickers from all over the world from his travels and stuff. And, you know, it's so many stickers that you just kind of lose them all in the in the mix and we put one on there that was a bomb and said tick tock right before
Starting point is 00:22:50 he's going to the airport one day nobody noticed it but we just really got a kick out of that like i hope they do notice it do you have an opinion on sticker folk people who put lots of stickers on the back of their cars or on their luggage and stuff. So I... Yeah, I'm fine with it, I guess. That's not where I would choose to put those things. I think I've got a bunch of stickers and mostly patches that firearms companies have given me, those Velcro patches. And some
Starting point is 00:23:15 gun guys will get these things called patch boards that are like, you know, they're Velcro and they're very large and you could mount them on a wall if you wanted to. And they'll have a huge collection of these, you know, the other side's Velcro on the patch. And they'll have a collection collection of these. The other side's Velcro on the patch and they'll have a collection of them and it'll be anywhere from the 82nd Airborne's patch to like
Starting point is 00:23:31 Ruger's patch. You know what I mean? And they'll have dozens of them. I'm just not really into that. I got a big box full of all that shit. I'm not talking about those as much. The ones where it just has like three letters in a circle that you put on the back of a Honda, whatever the fuck that commercial was, theonda pilot that shows where you went too many of those is silly maybe one or two of those no big deal i'm talking about the ones where like
Starting point is 00:23:52 it'll be on the back of some car or a piece of luggage and it'll say like uh don't get too close i didn't take my bitch pills this morning oh yeah it's like no you what why would you why would you put that out there to the world as to who you are? It's like truck balls. Those balls people put on their truck. It's a poor representation of who you are. Whenever I see that someone has
Starting point is 00:24:15 a bunch of athletic accomplishments on the back, I think that's cool. They'll have, I don't know, they ran this 5K and that 5K. Or 26.2. Sure, yeah ran this 5K and that 5K. Or 26.2. Sure, yeah. Their marathon time and all that stuff. I found it really interesting. And I could get behind that.
Starting point is 00:24:31 Shit, this guy's committed to a thing. He's not just tinkering, making ships and bottles. He's going out and running miles. And this is sort of his trophy case. Sure, that's cool. I like that. Political stuff, I would never put on my car. Gun political stuff i would never put on my car gun stuff i would never put on my car as soon as you put a gun sticker on your car just letting
Starting point is 00:24:48 everybody know you got a fucking gun in the car break it yeah yeah no that's the thing yeah people um i i've seen it somewhere i think it was on the on the gun subreddit called gun it and uh yeah the guy got his gun stolen and then they caught the guy and he admitted that he broke into that car because it had gun stickers on the back. Yeah, I mean it's a compact piece of something that's $500 or $600 to $2,000 or $3,000. It's like putting a bumper sticker that says like, gold enthusiast. Yeah. Big fan of diamonds here.
Starting point is 00:25:19 So I was looking at another performance review of the 1080 and it didn't look as good as some of the others I've seen. It was outperforming the 980 Ti. Do you say Ti or do you say 980? Say Ti. Like Tie Fighter? I believe it's... I think you're doing it right when you say Ti. So, and that was the comparison.
Starting point is 00:25:40 And then they ran a comparison with SLI 1080s, which is what I really wanted to see, like what it could do. I know you and Chiz keep telling me that that's a huge waste and overpowered, I don't need it, but it seems that if I want to play at a higher resolution than 1080p and get 60 FPS or higher on next-gen games,
Starting point is 00:25:58 then it's required. What's the price tag? I would suggest you pick your monitor first. I don't know of any 4K 60 frames per second monitors. They might be out there. I could be wrong. Yeah, I was... Yeah, I was looking at a monitor last night that was like 700,
Starting point is 00:26:18 maybe a Samsung or something like that. I know it was 1440 and 144 hertz or maybe 160 hertz. So I know there's 144s. I don know of 164 but it could be um and 4k that might even go at 60 but i don't think you'll find more than that um i don't know i guess what i'm saying is pick your monitor before you buy a double card for an imaginary monitor for sure for sure i'll definitely that. I do have a 4K monitor, but it's 60. Although, hey, 4K at 60 might be preferential to 1440
Starting point is 00:26:52 and 80. Maybe I would prefer that. Obviously, it's smoother at 80, but so much more picture quality with the 1440. It's a whole different aspect ratio. It's just a different look and feel's a whole different aspect ratio, right? It's just a different look and feel. It depends on your gaming too like the Kyle of
Starting point is 00:27:09 three years ago was all about Twitch shooters, right? Whereas the Kyle that I think I know today is really more about an immersive kind of like Skyrim is as Twitchy as you plan on going where you'd like to enjoy the experience and you maybe not CSGO
Starting point is 00:27:24 I don't want to close any doors. That's one thing I don't want. I don't want twitches you plan on going where you'd like to enjoy the experience and you maybe not cs go i don't want to close any doors i that's one thing i don't want i don't want to i don't i don't want next fall for this the the best first person shooter that there has ever been to come out and me to be like oh well i guess i could run it 35 frames that'll be okay uh i don't want that to happen i am playing doom right now and really enjoying it it's it's it's simple but it's really reminiscent of dead Space to me in a lot of ways with the weapons upgrades. And I guess maybe there's commonalities throughout all FPSs of that genre
Starting point is 00:27:50 to some regard, but I'm liking it a lot. I like the weapon mix. I feel like I'm good at it. I'm playing it on either the hardest or the second hardest level and really crushing it, having a good time. I beat Doom a lot back in the 90s. I used to love that game. The updated one is really fun. I'm really crushing it. Having a good time. I beat Doom a lot back in the 90s. I used to love that game. The updated one is really fun.
Starting point is 00:28:07 I'm really digging it. But yeah, I was watching his comparison and he was running a handful of games and showing the comparison between the 980Ti and the 1080. And you were getting 10 to maybe 20% boost in the FPS depending on
Starting point is 00:28:22 resolution. In some games, it was only like 8 FPS faster and stuff like that, which was a little troubling. But when he SLI'd them, then all of a sudden he's playing these games that I'd never even heard of, but looked incredible at 50 frames, 60 frames, even SLI'd. It's not getting up into those crazy 140 frame rate madness that I've seen like frag movies and stuff which I've always been
Starting point is 00:28:50 kind of turned on by that not sexually so much but like wow look at that look how I remember watching those old frag movies and comparing it to my console experience of cod 4 and it's just so first of all you're you're look it's a different field of view field of view different... Field of view. Field of view, yes. The field of view is different. And when you combine that with the higher resolution and a much higher frame rate, it was like, wow, this looks real.
Starting point is 00:29:14 COD 4 looks like real life or something like that, or at least some sort of RL simulator. And then the VR stuff, I know that's going to keep getting better and better. And I'm sure optimization will improve over time. So right now I feel like the 1080 is having to just force its way through these games and power through making them look nice.
Starting point is 00:29:32 So maybe it'll improve in that regard. But two of them seems like the way to go if I really want tip top. And it's only $600 more plus all the things I have to get to go along with it because it's like a hot rod. And as soon as you put that fucking cold air intake and add another 80 horsepower under the hood
Starting point is 00:29:47 with a couple other things, all of a sudden something else doesn't work right. That's what it seems to be like with building a PC. How long do they last where they're good? I think this time it's going to last a while. How long is a while? I think
Starting point is 00:30:04 if I spend, say, $3,200 today, my PC is good five years from now. Good. And it's great two years from now, probably still. I don't know. Is that right? I think that's on the high end of optimistic. Like, optimistically possible, maybe? I feel like that's... I mean, with this one this one like i don't know when i did this thing like five six years ago but it was like five grand worth 2010 though i think it was it was um i was in my lake
Starting point is 00:30:36 house um i was in the lake house it was early when i was in the lake house because i remember i hadn't even moved bedrooms i think it was was 2010. It was VidCon. When was the first VidCon? I don't know. When did FPS Russia start its channel? 2009. 2009, actually, yeah. That doesn't sound right. October 2009 was when I started uploading.
Starting point is 00:30:57 The channel was created a few months before October 2009, but with no uploads. So it was probably um seven so probably july 2000 created in april of 2010 which is earlier than i would have guessed but a 40 year then okay yeah so if the channel was started in april of 2010 do you think you got your pc a year whenever vidcon was that year that i think was might have been the first vidCon because that's when I had my meeting with iBuyPower and everything. But I don't know. At the time, this was like five grand worth of shit and it's still
Starting point is 00:31:31 okay. I mean, it runs Company of Heroes at pretty much... Are you playing Company of Heroes on this or on your gaming laptop? Both. I can play it on both. What's better? Oh, this for sure. This is still better than the laptop. I can run higher settings on this. First VidCon July of 2010.
Starting point is 00:31:51 So you got it, I guess, a couple weeks after that, maybe? August 2010? Something like that. Yeah, yeah. Speaking of Company of Heroes, we are about to play after this. I'm excited. Woody has not taken up Kyle's offers for lessons. I have installed it.
Starting point is 00:32:11 You've got it installed, but that's about it. Oh, man. I was talking to Kyle last night. Maybe it might be better if we just push it to Age of Mythology. If he's going to be aggravated anyway, in for a penny, in for a pound, may as well see him infuriated instead of just kind of getting it.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Yeah, because in Age of Mythology, it would be like... You'd be playing checkers and I'd... No, I have it backwards. Chess and I'd be playing checkers. We'd be playing Age of Mythology and you'd be playing with an abacus over there. In Age of Mythology, you'd be playing with an abacus over there. In Age of Mythology,
Starting point is 00:32:46 it took me a couple of games before I learned how to even make an offensive unit. To even know how to get to stage two of the game when you build offense, it took me a while to figure that out and to get it down. And still to this day, if I zone out and don't pay attention, it'll take me an
Starting point is 00:33:02 extra three minutes and I'll lose the game. You have to hit that shit at a precise amount of time. I'm hitting that shit at four minutes and 33 seconds. I should have clicked that button by now. It should have been done, depending on the build. 3.30 sometimes. But Company of Heroes, it's much more straightforward.
Starting point is 00:33:18 You don't have to build an economy. You just capture points. I don't know if this is going to work because we haven't tried it, but I feel like you can allot different responsibilities differently. Like, with Age of Mythology, if we were on the same team, I couldn't be like, I'm going to make all infantry, and Kyle, you just focus on wood. Like, that wouldn't work.
Starting point is 00:33:36 But for this game, it seems like you'd be like, all right, Woody, you're the mortar guy because you're playing whatever people have the best mortar. So just keep pumping those guys out, and every once in a while, make an infantry unit or a tank. And, you know Kyle will handle the anti aircraft and anti tank So you do every game anyway, we can play as a team because it's it's um we will to start It'll it'll be more fun that way for everyone you really each player doesn't have an enormous like World War two style army But you have to play like four four v fours for the game to really get to the scale that you expect
Starting point is 00:34:06 out of World War II. When you have four players versus four, then you've got maybe 16 tanks on the field at once. You've got dozens of infantry units, machine guns, mortars going off, airstrikes, and it becomes a beautiful game. So who's the best at
Starting point is 00:34:21 Company of Heroes? Is it Taylor? Oh, Kyle. Kyle's the best. No, Kyle's played... So it could be Kyle and the Patreon against the three of us. Well, outnumbering people makes it... Outnumbering people, we would get a population advantage,
Starting point is 00:34:37 and so we would end up winning, because even if we sent in shit units, eventually we would just get overwhelmed. Maybe. We could try that, I guess. I just don't want to be totally alone. It really sucks when it's like me... No, no, we'll would just get overwhelmed. Maybe. We could try that, I guess. I just don't want to be totally alone. It really sucks when it's like me... No, no, we'll all be on the same team. Oh, I didn't know that was a thing. And then we'll play
Starting point is 00:34:51 AI or something like that. That makes more sense. Acclimated to it. So then, when we're on the same team, it's not like, oh, I'm making infantry units right now, and Woody will be like, I'm making a mortar, and I'm like, oh, you're making a mortar. I'm going to go ahead and make a sniper. And where are you sending that mortar? Where do you think I'm going to place it?
Starting point is 00:35:06 No, that's good. Because what I feared was this. I'm assuming Chiz doesn't know how to play either. Me, Chiz, and the Patreon, right? Total noobs. Losing three on two to you guys who were just so pleased with yourself. And we're all like, this is the worst experience ever. No, you have to be.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Getting people into these games is it's a delicate dance chainsaw but no it's it's a delicate dance because you have to woo them into it like the first times we played age of mythology i didn't just storm in and be like haha kyle you've got two guys hacking wood you don't even need right that right now fucking idiot and then then destroy him. He'd be like, this game sucks, and Taylor's a dick. Like, I'm not playing with you. You have to woo people into games like this,
Starting point is 00:35:52 or they get too discouraged. So this game less so. This game is much easier to pick up. Yeah, I'm digging it. And this is actually, this is the first, Company of Heroes, although I didn't play it much, was the first PC game I ever played, for sure um because my roommate had it and i played it for like an hour one day and i remember i built a lot of barbed wire built a lot of barbed wire
Starting point is 00:36:14 you know i remember starting out with like one engineer or something and i was just like huh better barb wire my little base up here make sure they don't get me and you know you wait 10 minutes and the bad guys come and destroy you because that's what happens if you do that. But yeah, I'm excited about this. I've been playing the game a good bit. I really like the World War II aspect of it. The way they designed this game,
Starting point is 00:36:33 they took a lot of stuff from historical. It's historically accurate. So the conscripts of the Russians, that's their infantry. They're not trained very well, but there's an extra man per squad because the Russians did their conscripts. They were conscripted and forced into this army and just thrown out there like Vasily
Starting point is 00:36:47 Zaitsev, an enemy at the gates. The British are kind of the opposite of that. Very well-trained gentlemen. There's only four in a squad, but they hold their positions really well. Once you put them in cover, they're hard to uproot. The hardest in the game. But then the Americans have these riflemen who are very versatile and can do a
Starting point is 00:37:04 number of different things, and they come in five-man squads. But then the Germans send in these fucking Volksgrenadiers, and they're fucking badasses, and they can have rocket launchers and Panzerschrecks and all kinds of crazy stuff. The German Abslerodaten, you get that last infantry unit
Starting point is 00:37:19 for the Oberwaffen or OKF, OKW. Those things are ludicrously good. I think those are the best infantry in the game. You're wrong about that. So I downloaded a tuning pack last night off the Marketplace. It opens up another 135 extra units, and it lets you acquire them from a lot of different places.
Starting point is 00:37:42 So you can bring in your glider, your glider will land, and it'll make like eight units. And a lot of them are units I'd never even heard of before. And this is with the British. They make a ton of different units. It made the game a little nutty. It was almost too much to select from. Can we play with you without
Starting point is 00:37:57 that? I think that I mean, I'll turn it off when we play. It's just a checkbox. Oh, I didn't know you could just turn it off and on. But I think that you can just go to the marketplace, click subscribe, and then if we played a 1v1, I'll turn it off when we play. It's just a checkbox. Oh, I didn't know you could just turn it off and on. But I think that you can just go to the Marketplace, click Subscribe, and then if we played a 1v1, I could enable that tuning pack, and it would apply to both of us, I think. I know it works in single player, which is what I did,
Starting point is 00:38:14 because I just wanted to test out all those new cool units against AI. Lately, I've been trying to learn more about vehicle combat and how to not lose my vehicles and how to control my vehicles better because it's difficult. You'll spend a lot of money, a lot of resources and fuel on a tank and then the enemy can take it out like that with a few cheap guys with grenades if you're not careful. If you expose the rear armor, if you go too far in, if you don't support it correctly.
Starting point is 00:38:41 It's like real life. You don't just send a tank in by itself into a war. You got to have a bunch, you know, some guys hanging along the side of it and some air support maybe. Yeah, you can't just loop everybody in and be like, attack! And send them over there. Like, you have to be with them every step of the way. Because there's also mines
Starting point is 00:38:55 and so many emplacements and defenses throughout that you can't see through the fog of war, I guess they call it. That gray area. Yeah. Flammenwolfers. The Flammenwolfers? Yeah. You still like the, what is it, the British the most, don't you?
Starting point is 00:39:12 I don't know that they're the ones I'm playing with because I paid for them and I got the rest of the game for free, so I feel like I should play with them. They support my play style perfectly because I like to go in, grab territory, and hang on to it and keep adding defenses to it until they're impregnable and then the enemy comes to me and slowly gets just eaten up by my MG's, mortars and infantry and flamethrowers and such.
Starting point is 00:39:33 I don't like the coordinated combat that you have to keep going to go in and take territories. I don't like going in and being offensive as much. I like holding back and letting them come to me. They play to that style really well. Yeah. Yeah, I think the British are fun.
Starting point is 00:39:49 I don't like their tanks as much. I just like the Germans' tanks. Because they beat the shit out of every other tank, it seems like. When you get to the top level, the top German tank is going to beat the shit out of the best British or American tank. That's another thing I like. In COD 4, the fucking... Well, actually, I take that back.
Starting point is 00:40:07 COD 4 had balance issues. But in a lot of games, I feel like they find ways to make everything pretty much on the same level. This one's a little faster, but this one's faster, but has less armor. This one's slower, but it's super powerful.
Starting point is 00:40:21 But the Germans just had really fucking good tanks, so they just make them really fucking good, and they stomp on you if you're not prepared for it. But it's not, like, OP. Like, if you're good and you're microing your whatever that Sherman tank for the U.S. or whatever the butterfly tulip tank is, I don't know, for the British. Like, you can still beat the heavy tanks,
Starting point is 00:40:39 but you just have to hope that they're not paying attention because if they're also microing and just keeping their front to you, you're in trouble. You just have to hope that they're not paying attention because if they're also microing and just keeping their front to you, you're in trouble. Yeah. The OKW, I think, has less resources to balance them. I think they had to do that at some point.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Yeah. New topic? Yep. Yep. But you got to come up with it. Okay. Hey, McDonald's is hiring. McDonald's has said that $35,000 robots are cheaper than employees at $15 an hour.
Starting point is 00:41:08 What? No one predicted this. I don't know if you remember. I talked about that forever, right? Like, hey, I had a new way to make my argument. Everyone who seems to be pro high minimum wage is actually pro shifting wealth from owners to staff. That's what they're really about. They're like, these Walmarts have so much money, these wealthy families from way back when,
Starting point is 00:41:39 have so much cash, it's only fair to shift it from them to the people that work for them. And the trouble is, minimum wage doesn't do that. we need it's only fair to shift it from them to the people that work for them and The trouble is minimum wage doesn't do that Minimum wage just raises the cost of that staff and they have other options than just paying them robots and offshoring So is the issue That the minimum wage is being raised or is the issue that wages are being raised? Because I feel like the minimum wage should probably stay the same because it should be a minimum. You shouldn't be able to survive. It should be whatever the market dictates.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Whatever it is worth. I don't know. We can't be robots. We've got to have some compassion built into that system, I think. If it's going to be a minimum wage, we can't just be like, yeah, you'll last on 10 cents. They do it in Guatemala. You can't do that. No, but that wouldn't work. Nobody would work for 10 cents.
Starting point is 00:42:28 There's a market point there at which people, at which there's enough incentive to get them to work to actually flip burgers. You could say, oh, Walmart could change their policy to only pay 20 cents an hour. Yeah, they could, and they'd lose
Starting point is 00:42:43 everything. What I would love to hear them say is that the raising the wage for employees who have this or that or this you know if you have this degree or if you have if you want if you have this from a text book that this uh... the certification or or et cetera then the minimum is quite higher at i don't like the idea of just any tom dicker harry at their minimum you can
Starting point is 00:43:04 pay this guy is $15, because I know a lot of people that just aren't worth that. They're just not. And it's not just that. Maybe that came out wrong. I know a lot of jobs that aren't worth that, and especially when you're dealing with a corporation like McDonald's who's able to, they're not some startup company who's wondering if they're going to be around next year.
Starting point is 00:43:25 They know they're going to be around next century, most likely. And they're planning for that. So they're like, $35,000 for a robot? How long does it last? 10 fucking years? Well, Jamal was going to quit next week anyway. Let's do this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Yeah, I noticed there's a weird maybe just ignoring of middle management in all of this where the people who talk about the minimum wage and everything, the bad guy is always just like the CEO or his like henchman, his little oligarchy of Walmart, just that evil family. That's what it is. It's the demonization of those people. That's what it is. It's the demonization of those people. There's no thought of the rungs and rungs and rungs and rungs of middle management and middle high and middle low and middle middle management in a giant corporation like Walmart. So what do you want to do about these people? Are they making too much? Because they're kind of the ones who actually make this shit go. Those people at the very top, they kind of just got in early,
Starting point is 00:44:19 and now they're making money off of hard work of other people for the most part, but they're still running it. But I don't know. I just feel like there's a weird dichotomy between in every corporation you're either the ceo or the cfo or something or you are a day laborer digging ditches and you know fetching coffer coffee for them and like it but it seems like the vast majority of the people who would affect the economy the most because we know rich people don't affect the economy trickle trickle down uh economics doesn't really work because they do other things with their money because they're smart that's how they got rich um and we know the poor people
Starting point is 00:44:52 i don't know what happens to poor people's money they somehow they find a way to give it to smart people fooling their money yeah what do i do with all this money? Oh, shit. Gone. Yeah. And a lot of times I think what it is is poor people have been putting off a purchase for a long time. Right? Like if you gave me $1,000, there isn't some $1,000 thing that I've been wishing and hoping that I had. Right? But if you give a guy who's broke a grand, he'll be like, oh, my God, I've been thirsting for this thing for so long. And that's part of why they do it. I like that.
Starting point is 00:45:28 Where did you first come into knowing that or believing that? Because it makes a lot of sense, and I've never heard that before. I got a million of them. Oh, fuck. Kiss my ass. You were supposed to say, well, Lou Dobbs one night. He was really laying it out. You asshole.
Starting point is 00:45:42 You're like, oh, I just write. I got this book called woody isms but I think that's part of why they instantly spend their money because they've been they've got a lot of pent-up purchases. It's the smart business move on there. And people will think that it's because they just don't want to deal with human employees or whatnot. They'll come up with some excuse for a reason that they did it, which is inaccurate. But at the end of the day, these are corporations,
Starting point is 00:46:22 and a lot of research went into that they didn't just go man i'm really tired of fucking susan's attitude every day we're putting a robot in there i don't care how much it costs fuck that bitch like no they're very calculated like very very specific decisions that they're making so it was inevitable what are those guys who work for insurance companies stuff? It's Actuary? Is that it? Uh-huh. Actuary going in there and
Starting point is 00:46:51 doing a little simple economic math and saying, oh, look at this shit. A friend of mine makes those point of sales systems. You know the self-checkout? And he says they don't save you money. He's like, you know, he always lays it out there. He's like, just to be clear, they're not cheaper than people. And I'm like, wait, what?
Starting point is 00:47:08 How can they not be? He's like, oh, yeah, all the infrastructure it takes to make that happen and stuff. They're more expensive. Now, I believe that they won't be. You know, I haven't asked him about that. Like, you know, at what point do they become cheaper than people? Because they're going to, right? On a long enough time scale, you would think it just happens.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Yeah. I mean, he's no joke joke he's like a senior guy he worked unless there's maintenance that's more expensive okay so you've got one what i what i usually see at walmart is they've got the checkout the self-checkout place and then they got at least one employee whose sole job is to keep that bullshit moving because we're stupid as americans or human beings whichever take your pick to operate those simple machines when i go up there i'm like a fucking machine myself it's like click click click i know to put them on the scale or it's gonna make me start over i'm putting them on it it has to go in the bag don't be putting that onion in your pocket jerk like just keep the train moving here and then it's fucking swipe boobity boop and i'm gone with my receipt i see people acting like
Starting point is 00:48:05 i'm just like that roderick at the end of that uh i also go the other way when i have an item that i know i will suck at ringing up i go to the register with the human such as well if i go to home depot for example i might come out with a like a a bag full of nuts and bolts and washers right and i don't know like there's not a sticker. They're not individually marked. I can't scan a big bolt. You have to look it up in the book. Yeah. Fruit used to intimidate me until I learned how the fruit system works.
Starting point is 00:48:33 And at, right? In my Kroger, it's like, you know, if you've got it, there's just a fruit button or a meat button and stuff. And you're just like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. And it was real quick. But at first I was like what do I do with two green apples? How's it gonna know? Do you ever just say
Starting point is 00:48:50 fuck it? Like I've done that before where I have a bunch, I don't know kale, yeah right, and I just throw it on there and you're looking like K, K, K, what the what the fuck? It's celery now and then just select something else. I've done that.
Starting point is 00:49:05 I just pick the closest thing in price, and then weigh it as that, and then put it away. No one's coming over there to inspect your papers. I buy a lot of watermelons. And whatever I can do to... Look, if I'm buying one watermelon, then saving a buck isn't a big deal.
Starting point is 00:49:18 But if you're buying 85 watermelons at Walmart for $6 or $8 a piece, if you can save a couple dollars, it's definitely worth it. And I've done a few things. What are they, bananas? What is the cheapest for a pound? Well, no, there's different kinds of melons,
Starting point is 00:49:30 first of all. And it seems that I always want the expensive kind, so there's that. But also, I've went in there and complained and said, there's something wrong with these melons. Like, look at this melon here. These are rotten melons. You're selling rotten melons.
Starting point is 00:49:43 It's got bullet holes in it. I've went in there and complained about their melons before and gotten the manager and being like, look, I'll take these awful melons off your hand. And there was a bad melon in there, one. I was like, we'll take these bad melons off your hand for $100? Alright. And I just took a whole crate of them one time for $100. But lately we've found a place that grows them outdoors. I hate having to go to Walmart because they're all the same size. They're shitty. And they're like $6 or $8 a pop. Whereas
Starting point is 00:50:10 if you can find some guy on the side of the road, he's got this colossal watermelon that could feed a family of 16 for like $3 a pop. If you send girls, I always send my girlfriend to get them because that way I don't have to load them up and I know they're not going to make her load them up and they give her a discount. I got the melon game figured out around here.
Starting point is 00:50:26 I thought you were saying that you were going through self-checkout trying to ring them up as peaches and then leaving and then being aghast when they stopped you at the door. I didn't see your whole melon scheme. Yeah. I've done a few things. Whatever it takes. I don't want to pay
Starting point is 00:50:41 full price though, whatever it is. You should have some amazing videos coming up. I'm waiting on the piece of paper. So that first piece of paper that I showed you. I saw a picture of it. The first piece of paper that I showed you is me being approved as a person of responsibility on said license. The second piece of paper is the license itself. ATF called me maybe four or five days ago on Friday.
Starting point is 00:51:03 She was like, hey, your license license is here it bounced back to us do you have a second address we can send it to because the post office is wacky with understanding my the other address for that thing is because I've done some things to make it difficult to find and even for the post office and so they're
Starting point is 00:51:21 sending me the thing to my house so I was expecting it today. Now I'm expecting it tomorrow. But this week, yeah. So it's super close. Yeah, it's going to be great. And I think I'm probably nearly as excited about my PKA knife. Yeah, those are on the way.
Starting point is 00:51:38 Yeah, they hit the mail. I have a tracking number, actually. Yeah, Kitty gave me one, too. I am not tracking it it i want to be surprised i am the opposite and i am hoping it'll probably come tomorrow is my guess but um i'll check this out now i won't be good knife i uh i really like it like the way it feels um i don't want to talk too much about it because the people who are listening this can't really get one because we did a limited run and it was first come, first serve.
Starting point is 00:52:06 People who listen to this probably had that early access. I'll bootleg this motherfucker for $200. Oh, yeah. Anybody want mine? $600. That'd be really shitty.
Starting point is 00:52:21 It doesn't say when it's going to arrive. It only says that it left Georgia. It says two that it left Georgia. Okay. Oh, it says two-day mail, though, so that's a hint. Hmm. Yeah. How many days has it been now?
Starting point is 00:52:36 It's been one day, so now it's one day of mail remaining. She's got a huge pile of those little mini boxes to ship everything out and everything. So those are coming out to you guys, listening to this. If you're listening to this, you're probably going to get yours within two days. I'm going for training again tomorrow, learning to fly. I think we should save flying talk for PK. I'm very interested in it, don't get me wrong.
Starting point is 00:53:03 And I know a little bit about what's gone down. I'm very interested in it. Don't get me wrong. And I know a little bit about what's gone down. I know what you've done. I made the vlog, right? Is there more that I don't know that you're talking about? It sounds subtle. Like, I know what you've done, and I'm like, what did I do? I don't know. I never know.
Starting point is 00:53:20 But I never like to spoil something. That's why he wants to save it. Yeah, yeah. I don't want you being like, well, did you know I did this, this, and that? And I'll be like, no, I didn't. I wanted to talk about it on the show. Okay, here's what I will say. And I think this will be okay to say.
Starting point is 00:53:35 Okay. I'm going tomorrow. So before the show, like between 2.30 p.m. and when we record the show, there'll be a vlog that you can learn about day two. All right. Yeah, so yeah. That's right. So the things I do on Wednesday will get posted at 2.30 on Thursday. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Another thing not to talk about until the actual show is Game of Thrones. That needs to be saved. Yes, I will say in one second, best season so far. Best episode to be saved. Yes. I will say in one second, best season so far. Best episode
Starting point is 00:54:09 so far for a long time. I think as far as the whole episode, I go back to when the mountain fought the viper. That was great. We said we weren't going to talk about this, but I got to say,
Starting point is 00:54:28 the fight choreography at the very beginning with Arya was some of the best in the entire series. When she is having that stick fight with that blonde chick, and the blonde chick throws her stick down, and it's like, come on. And she's just fucking grabbing the stick and moving it around. That blonde chick looks like she's a combat expert. I am afraid to mess with that blonde chick. And then she starts fucking dirty boxing. It was great.
Starting point is 00:54:49 She's just fucking throwing her an uppercut. On Thursday, we'll talk more. It's been great, though. I got a couple comments. It's been a very good season. Bravo to them. Good job. People that make that show are fucking killing it this year.
Starting point is 00:55:02 I have no complaints. I feel like it was on a three-year decline. You know? Two for sure. Two were bad, but that makes a three-year decline, right? Not bad. It's hard. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:55:15 There were episodes that I didn't like, but hell, that episode where Jon Snow holds the wall last season, and it's the entire- That was a good one. Was that last year? I think it is. That was good. The entire episode is devoted to that fight. That was an amazing episode.
Starting point is 00:55:30 That was one of the best episodes. We can talk about past seasons. I don't care about that. I just wanted to say this episode. Dude, Game of Thrones talk is coming on Thursday. The show is doing great. That's pretty cool. Flying talk is coming on Thursday.
Starting point is 00:55:48 I won't say too much more. I don't want to spoil it. I'm frustrated with Company of Heroes 2 Talk also coming on Thursday. That's happening later tonight. I don't know. I think you're going to like it. It's fun to watch.
Starting point is 00:55:59 I haven't actually started it. I only know Steam says it's installed. You should start it to see if... Remember when Michael Scott has to do the PowerPoint presentation and Ryan's there to supervise him and he's like, I actually started it. I only know Steam says it's installed. You should start it to see if it... Remember when Michael Scott has to do the PowerPoint presentation and Ryan's there to supervise him? He's like, all right, let's get started. Looks like, okay, it's installing now.
Starting point is 00:56:14 Estimated 12 minutes. Should be done in three or four. Ryan's like, is this the first time you've ran PowerPoint, Michael? You're supposed to learn this. It should be done in three or four. I forgot about that. Asshole. He's the worst. you've ran PowerPoint, Michael? You're supposed to learn this so you can teach it to them. Asshole. He's the worst. So yeah, maybe you should check to make sure there aren't going to be
Starting point is 00:56:32 a bunch of updates and silliness. None of the updates for that game have taken me more than a couple minutes. That's true. I bought Doom, and I'm digging Doom a lot. I know I talked about it a little earlier. It was an hour before I could play the shit. I put it in, and there was a 500 megabyte download for Xbox, and then another 500 megabyte download for Doom,
Starting point is 00:56:52 and then it had to install for gig after gig after gig. It's both, but I got it for console. Oh. Yeah. I honestly second-guess myself now when I'm thinking about buying more console games because it's like, especially if it's one that I want to play right away, because it's like, what the, like, I really have to go home and wait like an hour and a half, two hours,
Starting point is 00:57:12 after I purchase this, before I can play what I purchased. It's a little lame. Like, it's ludicrous. And I don't know what's on those discs anymore. I think it's just permission to play the game. It is. That's all that it is. Yeah, I don't think there's anything on that fucking disc anymore it's it's a little upsetting uh when you give you a slip of paper with a code and you could do that but they just can't justify selling a 60 slip of paper so
Starting point is 00:57:32 they give you a bullshit cd-rom disc and tell you to bring that home fuck off pay 60 for this and then go download it off of our store yeah i don't care for that too much um but i am liking the game a lot and i'm glad i got it for x Xbox One because my PC wouldn't play it at 60. That's one of the other benchmarks I saw. I saw the 1080 running that shit at like 45 frames at 4K or something like that. It's just outrageous. I like that a lot. And he was suggesting that it would be good for Linux gaming,
Starting point is 00:58:00 but I don't even have another thought about Linux gaming. I know nothing about that and how that works. Yeah, I wouldn't expect you to get into that. Yeah, it sounds boring. Mm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 00:58:15 Well, I guess it's time to get my ass kicked in Company of Heroes. Yeah, our fan is waiting on us. All right. Yes. Very good. Well, I will launch Company of Heroes and see how that goes PKN episode 93

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