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Painkiller Nearly episode 93 has begun.
Hello everyone.
Hi!
We are a couple minutes late.
Jackie served me dinner and they were talking.
And I did nothing to derail that conversation while I gobbled as much dinner as I could.
I was watching that.
Kyle was telling stories about his ex-Russian friend who's not totally a rapist but definitely walking that rapey bridge.
A little rapey.
You wouldn't let him take out a female relative.
However, you wouldn't-
No!
However, if you were the district attorney, you probably wouldn't file charges.
He's somewhere in the middle.
He's in that murky area.
I don't want to lose that case.
This guy looks like a real scumbag.
He would be about 54 today.
Why is that confusing because normally when someone uses that phrase he would have been 54 today he's dead i don't know if he's alive or dead
i don't know i haven't i haven't seen him in 12 years or something like that i'm just saying that
so you know the time period in which he was a child or a young man and stuff and he was and i guess that would have been like the 70
early 70s or uh or maybe or maybe mid 80s yeah yeah somewhere or excuse me so he was born in 64
yeah okay so he grew up in the he grew up he spent some of his young life still when it was soviet uh
the soviet union and he talked about how shitty, how shitty the Russian cars were, the Soviet cars that they had access to.
But his dad had a little money, and he's like, I had a nice Russian car.
And in my head, I'm like, what the fuck does a nice Russian car look like, you know?
But he was, he said, you know, he was basically telling, he's like, I feel sorry for you American guys.
So hard to get the pussy.
I feel sorry for you American guys.
So hard to get the pussy.
And it was.
I was 19, so I could attest firsthand how hard it was to get pussy in Atlanta
when you're 19 and working constantly
and just no time for a social life.
He was like, you got to work so hard.
You got to do this and that.
Oh, I love you.
And Russia, you take the pussy.
It is already yours.
And he just
describes driving down the road in his nice car
and pulling over and being like,
bitch, you want
ride? Get in car.
He's just talking about prostitutes.
He's like, five minutes later,
she's sucking the dick.
For only 60 rubles.
I never considered that, but I'm sure there was a good deal
of prostitution going on in Sergei's life.
Women in Russia aren't just a different species
that are like, oh my goodness,
Yvette, there is
nice car coming. Look as though it
has all four same wheels.
Like, I suck his cock.
No. That's ridiculous.
That's how Sergei told it.
You can lie your ass off
if you are from some
Eastern European bloc country
and you come over here.
Imagine being from one of those countries
where they just don't even exist anymore.
You could make up whatever cultural stories you want.
Anything about the old land.
My girlfriend spent some time in Czech.
Her family were missionaries, or her dad was.
They went over
there at one point she talks about how awful the drivers were like she she's like you'll just be
walking down the sidewalk and they'll fucking lose it right there and just run into a building or
something and nobody everybody's just like oh he lost control what are you gonna do those crazy
cars freak accident they haven't mastered the auto is that where she learned to drive by chance? Must have been.
That's like there.
Like here we have like the trumped up assault statistics,
like one in two, whoever will be raped or whatever.
That's there in Russia.
Like one in six people will die in horrible fire explosion in the Russian car.
I'd love to take your girlfriend and my wife and just race them.
Right. Put them in NASCAR cars, see what happens.
That would be funny.
I don't know who's the worst driver.
You don't even have to go that high pressure with it.
I think if you put them both in a car and told them to go to the mall,
one of them's going to wreck, right?
Like somebody's going to...
Maybe not a full-blown fiery accident,
but your wife's going to run over a little person at the mall or my girlfriend's
gonna ram into a parking space or something somebody hit my wife's car oh like today uh
this week i don't know and um there's hardly any damage it just scratched one of the fenders it's
in my vlog and she was so excited she's like do you see this damage? Wasn't me. This one?
She should do
what I did that time. I had
a legitimate car accident with a
deer. The deer hit me. I've said it
before, I'll say it again. The deer did hit me. He ran
into the side of my car.
I like to keep my record 100%
intact. I've never hit anything.
But the deer hit me, and
when I filed the insurance claim, and I go to get the when i filed the insurance claim and i go to get uh you know the quotes and everything from from multiple places
i had to get three different places and the first place i went to i was they were like well show us
all the damage that occurred and i was like here over there on the hood this thing over here on
the back wheels chipped and he's like how'd that happen
i was like well i didn't hit a possum and he and i swear to god he didn't flinch when i was showing
him damage on the hood damage on the door damage on the mirror and damage like low in another spot
he didn't flinch he just wrote it all down and gave me the quote so i go to the second place
and he's acting like i'm a scam artist or something he's's like, how did this happen? And I'm like, big antlers.
Big antlers. They just
came over and they scratched the paint
and made that dent over there, and I don't even know
it happened so fast. He's like, did the last place
say they were going to pay for this? Because he wants the cheapest
quote, because that's who it's going with. I'm like, yeah.
Yeah. You're more expensive and you're fixing half
the shit. So that's how
that thing went. I got the whole car fixed.
That was nice.
You can't be lazy with that shit. You've got to go around and make sure you're getting your quotes but
insurance talk insurance talk anyway so i was watching the the blues lose to san jose
last night which it's gonna they're the i wouldn't be surprised to see the blues win game six but
they i'd say they have about a 5% chance of winning two games
back-to-back against San Jose.
There's just no way.
So that sucks, especially since Chiz is going to be gloaty about it.
But he also won't be too bad because he knows I really care about it,
so he won't be a dick.
But good Lord, even though I know he's being nice and trying to get –
like imagine, Woody, if I got really into woodworking
and I posted a couple things on a forum
and it was so much better than anything you had ever done or could do
and I sent it to you like, Woody, look at this.
Like I'm so proud of myself.
You'd look at it and like you'd be a little bit happy.
Like I'm so glad he's getting into this working with his hands.
That's a healthy hobby. But at the same time, you'd be resentful because you'd look at it and like you'd be a little bit happy like i'm so glad he's getting into this working with his hands that's a healthy hobby but at the same time you'd be resentful
because you'd be like that piece of shit jumps into this hobby and is better than me immediately
this is bullshit did you see the episode where they did a simpsons family guy crossover yes
that's i love that meg is meg is in lisa's room and she's lamenting to lisa how horrible her life
is because if you watch family guy it really is awful with all kinds of rapes and child molestation.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
But she's talking about how she's good at nothing.
She's like, I'm bad at everything.
And she's like, what are all those trophies you have there?
And Lisa says, oh, those are, she's got a whole rack of them for playing the saxophone.
Because Lisa's historically a great saxophone player on The Simpsons.
And she's like, what?
And she picks it up.
And Meg goes,
na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
And she's playing, she looks like Bill Clinton
coming out on The Night Show.
And Lisa's just like,
and she gets done, and she's like, how was that?
She's like, eh, it was okay for a beginner.
But with butcher's hands like that,
you should really find something.
She just immediately hates her. As soon as she realizes that her talent is compromised.
But yeah, that's how I feel about it, where it's like, god damn it.
Chiz jumps right into this sport.
Mind you, didn't even pick the Sharks until they had won the first round.
He was like, I'm going with LA or San Jose.
I don't care that they're two of the biggest rivals in hockey.
I'm from somewhere in California, so I can just take my choosing.
That's the thing about California sports fans that drives me fucking crazy,
is they've got 16 teams over there, and none of them care at all,
except for the Raiders, unless they're good.
That's it.
None of them fucking care.
It's the biggest bandwagon state of sports in the history of the world
because they have such beautiful skiing and beaches everywhere.
They don't have to look at cows and smell CAFOs on the way home.
Sports teams everywhere else are cats, but in California, they're dogs, right?
If you're from Philly, you have to prove your loyalty, right?
You have to, like, support your team, maybe beat up a fan from an opposing team,
throw a beer on a girl something
like that whatever it takes to prove your philly just watch them just watch them and know the
player and we'll do it no no you have to draw blood lightweight lightweight you have to pay
the iron price yeah yeah right so so the eagles are cats you really have to like gain their affection
on the other hand like the sharks are dogs they will just come
up to you and love you and beg for you to be their fan and yeah they're just oh my god they care
they finally care yeah nobody has given a fuck about the sharks for 25 years aside from a few
fans here and there just being oh we choke all the time this is what bothers me as a blues fan the blues have been around for 50 years now this is our 49 50 will be next year
50 years we choked from 10 years before the sharks existed to 15 years after they existed
made the playoffs every single year lost every single year in 25 years time we've only missed
the playoff eight years in our entire team history.
Missed the playoff every time.
We are the truest chokers in all four major sports,
and all these fans are so new,
they're all just like,
oh, fucking Sharks, they always choke.
Like, oh, the Blues, they're at least solid.
It's like, no, fuck you.
None of you know anything about this sport.
At the very least, give me credit
for the fact that our franchise sucks,
and they're beating us,
and they're stealing on the fact that we suck it's like you can't they're having their cake and
eating it too and the fact that it's in california makes it so much worse because you know that none
of them care it's just enraging and i went like i took it to the reddit part of it i was talking
about before the show i went so i go to i don't like really post or contribute or anything, but I go to like
the hockey subreddit, and then I'll
go to the blues subreddit, and then
like when we were playing Chicago, I'd go to the Hawks,
Dallas, I'd go to the Stars one, San Jose, I'd go to the Sharks
one, and take a look around.
Why do you do that?
Just to see what people are saying about the game, and mainly
they, it's the fastest place
I can find gifs.
Like, I'm not to find the best shark highlights
on the blues reddit
I need to go there and find
do you ever see the sharks talking about
a blues defenseman or something
and their fear for him and you're like yeah
you better be afraid he's coming for you
does that ever happen
not this series
I guess not
Troy Power has been doing really well.
I do notice a lot of arrogance over at the San Jose sub.
I go over there, and I try to be so unbiased because I go to the Sharks one and go to the Blues one.
I went to the Sharks one, and all I see are them just barricading themselves in against an army of straw men Blues fans.
Man, these Blues fans, they think they're just going to roll us over,
and man, now we're showing them.
That'll show them.
And so I'm like, oh, man, I didn't know the blues Reddit
was being so dickish and arrogant.
And I go over there, and every single fucking game thread,
aside from the few people ranting about refs sucking,
is like, man, that one's not.
The top comment was, man, can't blame anyone but ourselves on that.
Poor third period, poor passing,
couldn't get a good offensive zone entry at all. At least Allen did a good job playing
the puck. Like actual hockey lingo. And then you go to the Sharks one, and it's like,
lol, Blues fans, haha, sucks that your top goal scorer isn't doing well, even though
he's injured, and anyone who's watched hockey more than six weeks can tell that. It's just
aggravating, because you go on those forums and you think they're
going to have some knowledge of the sport.
And then you're reading it and you're like,
what the fuck they did.
This guy doesn't know what tripping is.
Tripping is so self-explanatory.
Like in my head,
I was like,
what are the,
what's tripping in hockey?
Yeah.
It's when you,
it's when you trip them or,
or,
uh,
so many people don't understand what boarding is.
Every one of those threads,
a big hit is just fucking boarding.
Ridiculous.
Like,
no,
it's not.
No,
it's not.
You,
you fucking idiots.
You have no idea.
You've never played and you don't know the sport very well.
And I'm really bitter because we lost and that's why I'm so angry about it.
But God damn,
like I like it when you and Chiz argue, because it's great.
We've
talked about this before, but he will simultaneously
parrot some
in-depth, crazy hockey
analysis on
how they have the advantage on the third line
because your winger is great puck handling
against some guy with poor speed
and it's like, oh, yeah,
shit, Chiz is into this.
And then it's,
can you explain icing to me?
Like,
you know,
where'd the goalie go?
Did he get sick?
Is he okay?
He just left.
Like,
yeah,
I don't know.
I really am happy for Chiz that he's enjoying the sport.
I just hope that,
what,
who am I kidding?
As soon as the sharks lose,
he's not going to care.
he's done.
He's done.
He's done.
He's done. So, so's done. He's done.
So really that's, I think, the anger at bandwagon fans
is the argument against where it's like,
well, we just want more people to get into the sport.
It's like, yeah, I agree with you,
but if you get into the sport and then you stick with it,
you're not a bandwagon fan.
A bandwagon fan is Chiz by definition,
someone who waits for the fair weather to come out,
steps into the sun,
and the second a cloud
appears on the horizon, sprints back into cover
and acts like they never cared in the first place,
so it doesn't matter. That's the
aggravating thing about Bannon.
He doesn't suffer the pain that, say,
a blues fan would.
Yeah, it would be like
me, just like, if
right now, I acted like I had been
totally on Trump's side the whole time
and I just start shit talking him about Bernie
because he's really invested in that
and to see me hop in
Wait isn't that pretty much how things have gone down?
I mean I'm not
as into Trump as he is the Sharks at the moment
I'm not posting like stats about Trump
I am I guess
I watched his one policy video and it was good.
It made a lot of sense.
As far as I go,
I feel like it's not that I'm posting
stats and stuff. I haven't posted
his plan for X or
Y or Z. I post the memes.
I think it's funny.
I think it's entertainment for me.
I love that aspect of it.
My phone's full of Trump memes that I get from the...
It really is. We get so many memes.
So many. And I only send the ones I like. I keep a few for myself, just to look at later
and chuckle to myself. Yeah. So recently, the Donald subreddit, the main big one with
120,000, 150,000 users or something like that, centipedes, had a bit of a
falling out.
There was an issue with the moderators, and
some people felt like some of the mods had been
cucked.
And there was a big
falling out.
And about
10 or 20,000 centipedes
left. What is a centipede?
A nibbled navigator.
They left the Donna subreddit and created a new one called Mr. Trump. So there's this old, like, one of the things initially that, I think it started on, I'm going to pronounce it as Poll, P-O-L on 4chan.
They were posting this, like, montage called the Can't Stump, it's on the Can't Stump the Trump YouTube channel,
and it's playing that voiceover,
it's describing a centipede with its two curved fangs,
and how despite its large size, it is a nimble navigator,
and they felt like that describes Trump really well,
that he comes in and just takes out the competition,
and no matter what they throw at him despite the fact that he's
a just despite its impressive size. That sounds like a skill upgrade in Skyrim.
Yeah they call him the nimble navigator and it started this whole big movement
over there and it's kind of the the genesis of the the Donald Trump subreddit. Can I interrupt?
The other thing they do a lot is they compare what game he's playing to what
game other people are playing, right?
So at first it was Trump's playing chess and Cruz is playing checkers.
And then it's like Trump's playing 3D chess while Cruz is playing checkers.
And then all of a sudden he's playing like 3D chess combo like Othello and Go combined into a fourth dimension with time changing.
And he's playing checkers star trek chess
yeah yeah they just go wild with it shit but yeah now there is a new subreddit called mr trump with
10 or 20 maybe 10 000 users as of yesterday and uh they will not be uh slowed down with the
anti-muslim stuff the uh they're not afraid to like really put the dirty stuff out there and
and you know they're the ones with the picture of Trump Force 1
crashing into Mecca
their slogan is make Mecca glass again
yeah
stuff like that
maybe it was make Mecca sand again
or something like that
they're not shy about...
The Donald subreddit goes after social justice warriors with a passion.
But the Mr. Trump subreddit goes after anyone and everyone that they don't like.
That they diva cuck.
They do not pull any punches.
The Islamic terrorism thing is a big thing for them and for Trump right now, I guess.
And like I said early on with on this thing the more terrorist attacks there
are between now and election day the better trumps odds are because
the more the left's doesn't want to even see use the term radical islam and the
more trump is up there screaming it's radical islam it's radical islam and the
more we see people who are clearly radical islam is blowing shit up and
murdering people and raping people and killing people every fucking day,
the more Trump's narrative is, you know,
seen as believing, right? And you do need someone out there
saying that for the sake of discourse.
You can't have everybody burying their
head in the sand. Yeah.
I saw that musician from, I can't think,
the Eagles of Death or whatever.
He buries his head in the sand.
He blamed liberals
for that. He blamed liberals he he was like all i
saw was all these white kids so confused about what was happening because because they couldn't
imagine i saw like a half a dozen quotes from him and he's he deaf he was like until no one has guns
maybe everyone should have guns he had lots of quotes like that um and he's being really uh
attacked this is a guy who got shot at right this is one of the guys there watching the carnage go down.
And now liberals are going after him for being authenticative.
That's ridiculous.
Isn't it? I feel like
I'd be like, don't you know where I was?
Don't you know that there's like blood
and guts splattered on the wall and I watched it go
down and I heard the screams and the
begs for mercy and watched them callously
execute 80 people or whatever it was.
I'm totally there, motherfucker.
I'm torn on the stick your head in the sand versus combat radical Islam.
So I'm more than happy to combat radical Islam.
I have no love for them.
But at the same time, I want the lines at the TSA to move faster.
So if we could somehow put our heads in the sand in just that one area, those checkpoints, I would be okay.
I agree with that because I feel like they're completely ineffective anyway.
They're just not searching the bags.
They're not able to, especially with their budget cuts.
I'd like to see some sort of private organization come in there.
It's security theater, right?
That whole thing doesn't actually catch
any bad guys it's never called a single one to our knowledge i say that all the time it fails
you know test after test people sneak guns and knives in i sneak knives in half my flights i just
forget them they're in my pocket they're like yeah what do you can take your knife with you
it's in my backpack no big deal half of time I fly, I have a knife on me.
They don't catch it most of the time.
I've accidentally gotten a few sharp, pointy weapons that shouldn't have been on there.
But what it is is it's security theater.
When they say, and I don't think they ask anymore, but for the longest time they said,
like, hey, has your luggage been outside of your vision?
Have you had your eye on it the whole time?
Not anymore.
That does nothing to make you secure.
That's security theater.
And that's what the TSA is really about.
Would anyone say yes?
No.
Oh, not unless you're a moron.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I left this on a street corner all night and then picked it up quickly and ran in here.
I'm not really sure what's in here anymore.
Actually, I was hoping that with your fancy machine, you could recheck it for me.
I totally wanted to pull the brown chick out of line last time I was at the airport, though.
Like, I don't know her ethnicity.
I don't know her nationality.
But she was brown-skinned and didn't look like she was from south of the border.
Very pretty girl.
She was dressed in, like, capris and, like, a no-sleeve top.
But they got her ass out of line nonetheless
Come over here ma'am. You've been randomly selected for some what do they call it?
It was either further screening or or something like or you know it
It was it was some PC like like sound bite that they that they laid out to her and I was just like
They're gonna patch your ass down. That's what's coming
They're putting you in the you know they're going over there to check in your waistband.
Make sure you don't have an underwear bomb over there or something.
Dude.
I have a friend named Ian.
We went on these surfing trips and the Dominican Republican stuff together.
He was on the show,
I think one time,
but he didn't really hit it big.
Anyway,
Ian's hilarious.
And I think his dad is Jamaican,
but like,
you can't,
he's one of those guys.
You don't know what the hell he is.
Like you can tell there's,
there's something not England about him.
But if I told you he was from India or Egypt or Mexico.
You can check any of those boxes on his taxes.
Yeah, take your pick.
You can't really tell what the scoop is with him.
So he was always getting picked up by TSA.
They were just randomly selecting him every fucking time.
So my friends and I started calling him Mohammed in line.
And then we took credit for whenever they selected him.
We're like, dude, Mohammed, this is going to be great, don't you think?
Are you nervous?
And then he'd get selected and we'd act like it was because of us.
Might have been.
Throw in a la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
And then just look the other way.
Like he did.
Act like you're talking to him about sports.
And I thought we were coming back,
and then boom!
Home run!
Like, just...
My friend Hamid, who was from Morocco,
he had one of those big bags
that had stickers from all over the world
from his travels and stuff.
And, you know, it's so many stickers
that you just kind of lose
them all in the in the mix and we put one on there that was a bomb and said tick tock right before
he's going to the airport one day nobody noticed it but we just really got a kick out of that like
i hope they do notice it do you have an opinion on sticker folk people who put lots of stickers
on the back of their cars or on their luggage and stuff. So I... Yeah, I'm
fine with it, I guess. That's not where I would
choose to put those things. I think
I've got a bunch of stickers and
mostly patches that firearms companies have
given me, those Velcro patches. And some
gun guys will get these things called patch boards that
are like, you know, they're Velcro and they're very
large and you could mount them on a wall if you wanted to.
And they'll have a huge collection of these, you know,
the other side's Velcro on the patch. And they'll have a collection collection of these. The other side's Velcro on the patch and they'll have
a collection of them and it'll be anywhere from
the 82nd Airborne's
patch to like
Ruger's patch. You know what I mean?
And they'll have dozens of them.
I'm just not really into that. I got a big box full
of all that shit. I'm not talking about those as much.
The ones where it just has like three letters
in a circle that you put on the back of
a Honda, whatever the fuck that commercial was, theonda pilot that shows where you went too many of those
is silly maybe one or two of those no big deal i'm talking about the ones where like
it'll be on the back of some car or a piece of luggage and it'll say like uh don't get too close
i didn't take my bitch pills this morning oh yeah it's like no you what why would you why would you
put that out there to the world
as to who you are?
It's like truck balls.
Those balls people put on their truck.
It's a poor representation of who you are.
Whenever I see that someone has
a bunch of athletic accomplishments
on the back, I think
that's cool. They'll have, I don't know,
they ran this 5K and that 5K.
Or 26.2. Sure, yeah ran this 5K and that 5K. Or 26.2.
Sure, yeah. Their marathon
time and all that stuff. I found
it really interesting. And I could get behind that.
Shit, this guy's committed to a thing.
He's not just tinkering, making
ships and bottles. He's going out and running
miles. And this is sort of his
trophy case. Sure, that's cool. I like that.
Political stuff,
I would never put on my car. Gun political stuff i would never put on my car
gun stuff i would never put on my car as soon as you put a gun sticker on your car just letting
everybody know you got a fucking gun in the car break it yeah yeah no that's the thing yeah people
um i i've seen it somewhere i think it was on the on the gun subreddit called gun it and uh
yeah the guy got his gun stolen and then they caught the guy and he admitted that he broke
into that car because it had gun stickers on the back.
Yeah, I mean it's a compact piece of something that's $500 or $600 to $2,000 or $3,000.
It's like putting a bumper sticker that says like, gold enthusiast.
Yeah.
Big fan of diamonds here.
So I was looking at another performance review of the 1080 and it didn't look as good as some of the others I've seen. It was
outperforming the 980 Ti.
Do you say
Ti or do you say 980?
Say Ti. Like Tie Fighter?
I believe it's...
I think you're doing it right when you say Ti.
So, and that was the comparison.
And then they ran a comparison with SLI
1080s, which is what I really wanted to see,
like what it could do.
I know you and Chiz keep telling me that that's a huge waste and overpowered,
I don't need it,
but it seems that if I want to play
at a higher resolution than 1080p
and get 60 FPS or higher on next-gen games,
then it's required.
What's the price tag?
I would suggest you pick your monitor first.
I don't know of any 4K 60 frames per second monitors.
They might be out there.
I could be wrong.
Yeah, I was...
Yeah, I was looking at a monitor last night that was like 700,
maybe a Samsung or something like that.
I know it was 1440 and 144 hertz or maybe 160 hertz.
So I know there's 144s. I don know of 164 but it could be um and 4k that might even go at 60 but i don't think you'll find more than
that um i don't know i guess what i'm saying is pick your monitor before you buy a double card for
an imaginary monitor for sure for sure i'll definitely that. I do have a 4K monitor, but it's 60.
Although, hey, 4K at 60
might be preferential
to 1440
and
80.
Maybe I would prefer that. Obviously, it's smoother
at 80, but so much more
picture quality
with the 1440. It's a whole different aspect
ratio. It's just a different look and feel's a whole different aspect ratio, right?
It's just a different look and feel. It depends on your gaming too like the Kyle of
three years ago was all about
Twitch shooters, right?
Whereas the Kyle that I think I know today
is really more about an immersive
kind of like Skyrim
is as Twitchy as you plan on going
where you'd like to enjoy the experience
and you maybe not CSGO
I don't want to close any doors. That's one thing I don't want. I don't want twitches you plan on going where you'd like to enjoy the experience and you maybe not cs go i
don't want to close any doors i that's one thing i don't want i don't want to i don't i don't want
next fall for this the the best first person shooter that there has ever been to come out
and me to be like oh well i guess i could run it 35 frames that'll be okay uh i don't want that to
happen i am playing doom right now and really enjoying it it's it's it's simple but it's really
reminiscent of dead Space to me
in a lot of ways with the weapons upgrades.
And I guess maybe there's commonalities throughout all FPSs of that genre
to some regard, but I'm liking it a lot.
I like the weapon mix.
I feel like I'm good at it.
I'm playing it on either the hardest or the second hardest level
and really crushing it, having a good time.
I beat Doom a lot back in the 90s.
I used to love that game. The updated one is really fun. I'm really crushing it. Having a good time. I beat Doom a lot back in the 90s. I used to love that game.
The updated one is really fun.
I'm really digging it. But yeah, I was watching his
comparison and he was running
a handful of games
and showing the comparison between the 980Ti
and the 1080. And you were getting
10 to maybe 20%
boost in the FPS depending
on
resolution.
In some games, it was only like 8 FPS
faster and stuff like that, which was a little troubling.
But when he SLI'd them, then all of a sudden he's playing these games that I'd
never even heard of, but looked incredible at
50 frames, 60 frames, even SLI'd.
It's not getting up into those crazy
140 frame rate madness that I've seen like frag movies and stuff which I've always been
kind of turned on by that not sexually so much but like wow look at that look
how I remember watching those old frag movies and comparing it to my console
experience of cod 4 and it's just so first of all you're you're look it's a
different field of view field of view different... Field of view. Field of view, yes.
The field of view is different.
And when you combine that with the higher resolution
and a much higher frame rate,
it was like, wow, this looks real.
COD 4 looks like real life or something like that,
or at least some sort of RL simulator.
And then the VR stuff,
I know that's going to keep getting better and better.
And I'm sure optimization will improve over time. So right
now I feel like the 1080 is having to
just force its way
through these games and power through making them look nice.
So maybe it'll improve in that regard. But
two of them seems like the way to go if I
really want tip top. And it's only $600
more plus all the things
I have to get to go along with it because it's like a hot
rod. And as soon as
you put that fucking cold air
intake and add another 80 horsepower under the hood
with a couple other things, all of a sudden something else doesn't
work right.
That's what it seems to be like with
building a PC.
How long do they last where they're good?
I think this time it's going to last a while.
How long is a while?
I think
if I spend, say, $3,200 today,
my PC is good five years from now.
Good.
And it's great two years from now, probably still.
I don't know. Is that right?
I think that's on the high end of optimistic.
Like, optimistically possible, maybe?
I feel like that's... I mean, with this one this one like i don't know when i did this thing like five six years ago but it was like five grand worth 2010 though i think it was it was um i was in my lake
house um i was in the lake house it was early when i was in the lake house because i remember
i hadn't even moved bedrooms i think it was was 2010. It was VidCon. When was the first VidCon?
I don't know.
When did FPS Russia start its channel?
2009.
2009, actually, yeah.
That doesn't sound right.
October 2009 was when I started uploading.
The channel was created a few months before October 2009, but with no uploads.
So it was probably um seven so probably july 2000 created in april
of 2010 which is earlier than i would have guessed but a 40 year then okay yeah so if the channel was
started in april of 2010 do you think you got your pc a year whenever vidcon was that year that i
think was might have been the first vidCon because that's when I had my meeting
with iBuyPower and everything. But I don't know.
At the time, this was like five grand worth
of shit and it's still
okay. I mean, it runs Company
of Heroes at pretty much... Are you playing Company of Heroes
on this or on your gaming laptop?
Both. I can play it on both.
What's better? Oh, this for
sure. This is still better than the
laptop. I can run higher settings on this.
First VidCon July of 2010.
So you got it, I guess, a couple weeks after that, maybe?
August 2010?
Something like that.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaking of Company of Heroes, we are about to play after this.
I'm excited.
Woody has not taken up Kyle's offers for lessons.
I have installed it.
You've got it installed, but that's about it.
Oh, man.
I was talking to Kyle last night.
Maybe it might be better if we just push it to Age of Mythology.
If he's going to be aggravated anyway,
in for a penny, in for a pound,
may as well see him infuriated
instead of just kind of getting it.
Yeah, because in Age of Mythology,
it would be like...
You'd be playing checkers and I'd...
No, I have it backwards.
Chess and I'd be playing checkers.
We'd be playing Age of Mythology
and you'd be playing with an abacus over there.
In Age of Mythology, you'd be playing with an abacus over there. In Age of Mythology,
it took me a couple of games before I
learned how to even make an offensive
unit. To even know how
to get to stage two of the game when you build
offense, it took me a while to figure that
out and to get it down. And still
to this day, if I zone out
and don't pay attention, it'll take me an
extra three minutes and I'll lose the game.
You have to hit that shit at a
precise amount of time. I'm hitting that shit
at four minutes and 33 seconds.
I should have clicked that button by now.
It should have been done, depending on the build.
3.30 sometimes. But
Company of Heroes, it's much more straightforward.
You don't have to build an economy.
You just capture points.
I don't know if this is going to work because we haven't tried it, but I feel like
you can allot different responsibilities differently.
Like, with Age of Mythology, if we were on the same team,
I couldn't be like, I'm going to make all infantry,
and Kyle, you just focus on wood.
Like, that wouldn't work.
But for this game, it seems like you'd be like,
all right, Woody, you're the mortar guy
because you're playing whatever people have the best mortar.
So just keep pumping those guys out, and every once in a while,
make an infantry unit or a tank. And, you know Kyle will handle the anti aircraft and anti tank
So you do every game anyway, we can play as a team because it's it's um we will to start
It'll it'll be more fun that way for everyone you really each player doesn't have an enormous like World War two style army
But you have to play like four four v fours for the game to really get to the scale that you expect
out of World War II. When you have
four players versus four, then you've got
maybe 16 tanks
on the field at once. You've got
dozens of infantry units, machine guns,
mortars going off, airstrikes, and it becomes
a beautiful game. So who's the best
at
Company of Heroes? Is it Taylor?
Oh, Kyle. Kyle's the best.
No, Kyle's played...
So it could be Kyle and the Patreon
against the three of us.
Well, outnumbering people makes it...
Outnumbering people,
we would get a population advantage,
and so we would end up winning,
because even if we sent in shit units,
eventually we would just get overwhelmed.
Maybe. We could try that, I guess.
I just don't want to be totally alone. It really sucks when it's like me... No, no, we'll would just get overwhelmed. Maybe. We could try that, I guess. I just don't want to be
totally alone. It really sucks
when it's like me... No, no, we'll all be on the same team.
Oh, I didn't know that was a thing. And then we'll play
AI or something like that. That makes more sense.
Acclimated to it. So then, when we're
on the same team, it's not like, oh, I'm making
infantry units right now, and Woody will be like,
I'm making a mortar, and I'm like,
oh, you're making a mortar. I'm going to go ahead and make a sniper.
And where are you sending that mortar?
Where do you think I'm going to place it?
No, that's good.
Because what I feared was this.
I'm assuming Chiz doesn't know how to play either.
Me, Chiz, and the Patreon, right?
Total noobs.
Losing three on two to you guys who were just so pleased with yourself.
And we're all like, this is the worst experience ever.
No, you have to be.
Getting people into
these games is it's a delicate dance chainsaw but no it's it's a delicate dance because you have to
woo them into it like the first times we played age of mythology i didn't just storm in and be
like haha kyle you've got two guys hacking wood you don't even need right that right now fucking
idiot and then then destroy him.
He'd be like, this game sucks, and Taylor's a dick.
Like, I'm not playing with you.
You have to woo people into games like this,
or they get too discouraged.
So this game less so.
This game is much easier to pick up.
Yeah, I'm digging it.
And this is actually, this is the first,
Company of Heroes, although I didn't play it much,
was the first PC game I ever played, for sure um because my roommate had it and i played it for like
an hour one day and i remember i built a lot of barbed wire built a lot of barbed wire
you know i remember starting out with like one engineer or something and i was just like
huh better barb wire my little base up here make sure they don't get me and you know you wait 10
minutes and the bad guys come and destroy you
because that's what happens if you do that.
But yeah, I'm excited about this.
I've been playing the game a good bit.
I really like the World War II aspect of it.
The way they designed this game,
they took a lot of stuff from historical.
It's historically accurate.
So the conscripts of the Russians, that's their infantry.
They're not trained very well,
but there's an extra man per squad
because the Russians did their conscripts.
They were conscripted and forced into
this army and just thrown out there like Vasily
Zaitsev, an enemy at the gates.
The British are kind of the opposite
of that. Very well-trained
gentlemen. There's only four in a squad, but
they hold their positions really well. Once you
put them in cover, they're hard to uproot. The hardest
in the game. But then the Americans have
these riflemen who are very versatile and can do a
number of different things, and they come in five-man
squads. But then the Germans send
in these fucking Volksgrenadiers,
and they're fucking badasses,
and they can have rocket launchers
and Panzerschrecks and all kinds of crazy stuff.
The German Abslerodaten,
you get that last infantry unit
for the Oberwaffen
or OKF, OKW.
Those things are ludicrously good.
I think those are the best infantry in the game.
You're wrong about that.
So I downloaded a tuning pack last night off the Marketplace.
It opens up another 135 extra units,
and it lets you acquire them from a lot of different places.
So you can bring in your glider, your glider will land,
and it'll make like eight units.
And a lot of them are units I'd never even heard of
before. And this is with the British.
They make a ton of different units. It made
the game a little nutty.
It was almost too much
to select from. Can we play with you without
that? I think that
I mean, I'll turn it off when we play.
It's just a checkbox. Oh, I didn't know you could just turn it off and on.
But I think that you can just go to the marketplace, click subscribe, and then if we played a 1v1, I'll turn it off when we play. It's just a checkbox. Oh, I didn't know you could just turn it off and on. But I think that you can just go to the Marketplace,
click Subscribe, and then if we played a 1v1,
I could enable that tuning pack,
and it would apply to both of us, I think.
I know it works in single player, which is what I did,
because I just wanted to test out all those new cool units against AI.
Lately, I've been trying to learn more about vehicle combat
and how to not lose my vehicles
and how to control my vehicles better because
it's difficult.
You'll spend a lot of money, a lot of resources and fuel on a tank and then the enemy can
take it out like that with a few cheap guys with grenades if you're not careful.
If you expose the rear armor, if you go too far in, if you don't support it correctly.
It's like real life.
You don't just send a tank in by itself into a war.
You got to have a bunch, you know, some guys
hanging along the side of it and some air
support maybe. Yeah, you can't just loop
everybody in and be like, attack! And send
them over there. Like, you have to be with them
every step of the way. Because there's also mines
and so many emplacements
and defenses throughout that you can't see
through the fog of war, I guess they call it.
That gray area. Yeah.
Flammenwolfers.
The Flammenwolfers?
Yeah.
You still like the, what is it, the British the most, don't you?
I don't know that they're the ones I'm playing with because I paid for them
and I got the rest of the game for free, so I feel like I should play with them.
They support my play style perfectly because I like to go in,
grab territory, and hang on to it and keep adding defenses
to it until they're impregnable and then
the enemy comes to me and slowly gets just
eaten up by my MG's, mortars and infantry
and flamethrowers and such.
I don't like the coordinated combat
that you have to keep going
to go in and take territories. I don't like
going in and being offensive as much.
I like holding back and letting them come to me.
They play to that style really well.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think the British are fun.
I don't like their tanks as much.
I just like the Germans' tanks.
Because they beat the shit out of every other tank, it seems like.
When you get to the top level,
the top German tank is going to beat the shit out of the best British or American tank.
That's another thing I like.
In COD 4, the fucking...
Well, actually, I take that back.
COD 4 had balance issues.
But in a lot of games,
I feel like they find ways to make everything
pretty much on the same level.
This one's a little faster,
but this one's faster,
but has less armor.
This one's slower, but it's super powerful.
But the Germans just had really fucking good tanks,
so they just make them really fucking good,
and they stomp on you if you're not prepared for it.
But it's not, like, OP.
Like, if you're good and you're microing your whatever that Sherman tank
for the U.S. or whatever the butterfly tulip tank is,
I don't know, for the British.
Like, you can still beat the heavy tanks,
but you just have to hope that they're not paying attention
because if they're also microing and just keeping their front to you,
you're in trouble.
You just have to hope that they're not paying attention because if they're also microing and just keeping their front to you,
you're in trouble.
Yeah.
The OKW, I think, has less resources to balance them.
I think they had to do that at some point.
Yeah.
New topic?
Yep.
Yep.
But you got to come up with it.
Okay.
Hey, McDonald's is hiring.
McDonald's has said that $35,000 robots are cheaper than employees at $15 an hour.
What? No one predicted this.
I don't know if you remember.
I talked about that forever, right?
Like, hey, I had a new way to make my argument. Everyone who seems to be pro high minimum wage
is actually pro shifting wealth from owners to staff.
That's what they're really about.
They're like, these Walmarts have so much money,
these wealthy families from way back when,
have so much cash, it's only fair to shift it
from them to the people that work for them.
And the trouble is, minimum wage doesn't do that. we need it's only fair to shift it from them to the people that work for them and
The trouble is minimum wage doesn't do that
Minimum wage just raises the cost of that staff and they have other options than just paying them robots and offshoring
So is the issue
That the minimum wage is being raised or is the issue that wages are being raised? Because I feel like the minimum wage should probably stay the same because it should be a minimum.
You shouldn't be able to survive. It should be whatever the market dictates.
Whatever it is worth.
I don't know. We can't be robots.
We've got to have some
compassion built into that system, I think.
If it's going to be a minimum wage, we can't
just be like, yeah, you'll last on 10 cents.
They do it in Guatemala. You can't do that.
No, but that wouldn't work. Nobody would work for 10 cents.
There's a market
point there at which
people, at which there's enough
incentive to get them to work
to actually flip
burgers. You could say,
oh, Walmart could change their policy to only
pay 20 cents an hour. Yeah, they could, and they'd lose
everything. What I would love to hear them say is that the raising the wage for employees
who have
this
or that
or this you know if you have this degree or if you have if you want if you have
this from a text book that this uh... the certification or or et cetera
then the minimum is quite higher at
i don't like the idea of just any tom dicker harry at their minimum you can
pay this guy is $15,
because I know a lot of people that just aren't worth that.
They're just not.
And it's not just that.
Maybe that came out wrong.
I know a lot of jobs that aren't worth that,
and especially when you're dealing with a corporation like McDonald's who's able to,
they're not some startup company who's wondering if they're going to be around next year.
They know they're going to be around next century, most likely.
And they're planning for that.
So they're like, $35,000 for a robot?
How long does it last?
10 fucking years?
Well, Jamal was going to quit next week anyway.
Let's do this.
Yeah.
Yeah, I noticed there's a weird maybe just ignoring of middle management in all of this where the people who talk about the minimum wage and everything, the bad guy is always just like the CEO or his like henchman, his little oligarchy of Walmart, just that evil family.
That's what it is.
It's the demonization of those people.
That's what it is. It's the demonization of those people.
There's no thought of the rungs and rungs and rungs and rungs of middle management and middle high and middle low and middle middle management in a giant corporation like Walmart.
So what do you want to do about these people?
Are they making too much? Because they're kind of the ones who actually make this shit go.
Those people at the very top, they kind of just got in early,
and now they're making money off of hard work of other people for the most part,
but they're still running it.
But I don't know. I just feel like there's a weird dichotomy between in every corporation you're
either the ceo or the cfo or something or you are a day laborer digging ditches and you know
fetching coffer coffee for them and like it but it seems like the vast majority of the people who
would affect the economy the most because we know rich people don't affect the economy trickle
trickle down uh economics doesn't really work because they do other things
with their money because they're smart that's how they got rich um and we know the poor people
i don't know what happens to poor people's money they somehow they find a way to give it to smart
people fooling their money yeah what do i do with all this money? Oh, shit. Gone. Yeah.
And a lot of times I think what it is is poor people have been putting off a purchase for a long time.
Right?
Like if you gave me $1,000, there isn't some $1,000 thing that I've been wishing and hoping that I had.
Right? But if you give a guy who's broke a grand, he'll be like, oh, my God, I've been thirsting for this thing for so long.
And that's part of why they do it.
I like that.
Where did you first come into knowing that or believing that?
Because it makes a lot of sense, and I've never heard that before.
I got a million of them.
Oh, fuck.
Kiss my ass.
You were supposed to say, well, Lou Dobbs one night.
He was really laying it out.
You asshole.
You're like, oh, I just write.
I got this book called
woody isms but I think that's part of why they instantly spend their money
because they've been they've got a lot of pent-up purchases.
It's the smart business move on there.
And people will think that it's because they just don't want to deal with human employees or whatnot.
They'll come up with some excuse for a reason that they did it, which is inaccurate.
But at the end of the day, these are corporations,
and a lot of research
went into that they didn't just go man i'm really tired of fucking susan's attitude every day we're
putting a robot in there i don't care how much it costs fuck that bitch like no they're very
calculated like very very specific decisions that they're making so it was inevitable what are those
guys who work for insurance companies stuff?
It's Actuary? Is that it?
Uh-huh.
Actuary going in there and
doing a little simple economic math
and saying, oh, look at this shit.
A friend of mine makes those point of
sales systems. You know the self-checkout?
And he says they don't save you money.
He's like, you know, he always lays it out
there. He's like, just to be clear, they're not cheaper than people.
And I'm like, wait, what?
How can they not be?
He's like, oh, yeah, all the infrastructure it takes to make that happen and stuff.
They're more expensive.
Now, I believe that they won't be.
You know, I haven't asked him about that.
Like, you know, at what point do they become cheaper than people?
Because they're going to, right?
On a long enough time scale, you would think it just happens.
Yeah.
I mean, he's no joke joke he's like a senior guy he worked unless there's maintenance that's more expensive okay so you've got one what i what i usually see at walmart is they've got the
checkout the self-checkout place and then they got at least one employee whose sole job is to keep
that bullshit moving because we're stupid as americans or human beings whichever take your pick to
operate those simple machines when i go up there i'm like a fucking machine myself it's like click
click click i know to put them on the scale or it's gonna make me start over i'm putting them
on it it has to go in the bag don't be putting that onion in your pocket jerk like just keep
the train moving here and then it's fucking swipe boobity boop and i'm gone with my receipt i see people acting like
i'm just like that roderick at the end of that uh i also go the other way when i have an item that
i know i will suck at ringing up i go to the register with the human such as well if i go to
home depot for example i might come out with a like a a bag full of nuts and bolts and washers
right and i don't know like there's not a sticker. They're not individually marked.
I can't scan a big bolt.
You have to look it up in the book.
Yeah.
Fruit used to intimidate me until I learned how the fruit system works.
And at, right?
In my Kroger, it's like, you know, if you've got it,
there's just a fruit button or a meat button and stuff.
And you're just like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
And it was real quick.
But at first I was like
what do I do with two green apples?
How's it gonna know? Do you ever just say
fuck it? Like I've done that before
where I have a bunch, I don't know
kale, yeah right, and I just
throw it on there and you're looking like
K, K, K, what the
what the fuck? It's celery
now and then just select
something else. I've done that.
I just pick the closest thing in price,
and then weigh it as that,
and then put it away.
No one's coming over there to inspect your papers.
I buy a lot of watermelons.
And whatever I can do to...
Look, if I'm buying one watermelon,
then saving a buck isn't a big deal.
But if you're buying 85 watermelons at Walmart
for $6 or $8 a piece,
if you can save a couple dollars,
it's definitely worth it.
And I've done a few things.
What are they, bananas?
What is the cheapest for a pound?
Well, no, there's different kinds of melons,
first of all.
And it seems that I always want the expensive kind,
so there's that.
But also, I've went in there and complained
and said, there's something wrong with these melons.
Like, look at this melon here.
These are rotten melons.
You're selling rotten melons.
It's got bullet holes in it.
I've went in there and complained about their melons before and gotten the manager and being like, look, I'll take these awful melons off your hand. And there was
a bad melon in there, one. I was like, we'll take these bad melons off your hand for
$100? Alright. And I just took a whole
crate of them one time for $100. But lately we've found a place that
grows them outdoors. I hate having to go to Walmart
because they're all the same size. They're shitty.
And they're like $6 or $8 a pop. Whereas
if you can find some guy on the side of the road, he's got
this colossal watermelon that could feed a
family of 16 for like $3 a pop.
If you send girls, I always send my girlfriend
to get them because that way I don't have to load
them up and I know they're not going to make her load them up
and they give her a discount.
I got the melon game figured out around here.
I thought you were saying that you were
going through self-checkout trying to ring them up
as peaches
and then leaving and then being aghast
when they stopped you at the door.
I didn't see your whole melon scheme.
Yeah. I've done a few things.
Whatever it takes. I don't want to pay
full price though, whatever it is.
You should have some amazing videos coming up.
I'm waiting on the piece of paper.
So that first piece of paper that I showed you.
I saw a picture of it.
The first piece of paper that I showed you is me being approved as a person of responsibility on said license.
The second piece of paper is the license itself.
ATF called me maybe four or five days ago on Friday.
She was like, hey, your license license is here it bounced back to us
do you have a second address we can send it to
because the post office is wacky
with understanding my
the other address for that thing is
because I've done some things to make it difficult to find
and even for the post office
and so they're
sending me the thing to
my house so I was expecting it today.
Now I'm expecting it tomorrow.
But this week, yeah.
So it's super close.
Yeah, it's going to be great.
And I think I'm probably nearly as excited about my PKA knife.
Yeah, those are on the way.
Yeah, they hit the mail.
I have a tracking number, actually.
Yeah, Kitty gave me one, too.
I am not tracking it it i want to be
surprised i am the opposite and i am hoping it'll probably come tomorrow is my guess but um i'll
check this out now i won't be good knife i uh i really like it like the way it feels um i don't
want to talk too much about it because the people who are listening this can't really get one because
we did a limited run and it was first come, first serve.
People who listen to this
probably had that early
access.
I'll bootleg this motherfucker for $200.
Oh, yeah.
Anybody want mine?
$600.
That'd be really shitty.
It doesn't say when it's going to arrive. It only says
that it left
Georgia. It says two that it left Georgia.
Okay.
Oh, it says two-day mail, though, so that's a hint.
Hmm.
Yeah.
How many days has it been now?
It's been one day, so now it's one day of mail remaining.
She's got a huge pile of those little mini boxes to ship everything out and everything.
So those are coming out to you guys, listening to this.
If you're listening to this,
you're probably going to get yours within two days.
I'm going for training again tomorrow, learning to fly.
I think we should save flying talk for PK.
I'm very interested in it, don't get me wrong.
And I know a little bit about what's gone down. I'm very interested in it. Don't get me wrong. And I know a little bit about what's
gone down. I know
what you've done.
I made the vlog, right?
Is there more that I don't know
that you're talking about? It sounds
subtle. Like, I know what you've done, and I'm like,
what did I do? I don't know. I never know.
But I never like to
spoil something. That's why he wants to
save it. Yeah, yeah.
I don't want you being like, well, did you know I did this, this, and that?
And I'll be like, no, I didn't.
I wanted to talk about it on the show.
Okay, here's what I will say.
And I think this will be okay to say.
Okay.
I'm going tomorrow.
So before the show, like between 2.30 p.m. and when we record the show,
there'll be a vlog that you can learn about day two.
All right. Yeah, so yeah.
That's right. So the things I do on
Wednesday will get posted at 2.30 on Thursday.
That's awesome.
Another thing not to talk
about until the actual show is
Game of Thrones.
That needs to be saved.
Yes, I will say
in one second, best season so far. Best episode to be saved. Yes. I will say in
one second, best season
so far. Best episode
so far for a long
time. I think as
far as the whole episode,
I go back to when
the mountain fought the viper.
That was great.
We said we weren't going to talk about this, but I
got to say,
the fight choreography at the very beginning with Arya was some of the best in the entire series.
When she is having that stick fight with that blonde chick,
and the blonde chick throws her stick down, and it's like, come on.
And she's just fucking grabbing the stick and moving it around.
That blonde chick looks like she's a combat expert.
I am afraid to mess with that blonde chick.
And then she starts fucking dirty boxing.
It was great.
She's just fucking throwing her an uppercut.
On Thursday, we'll talk more.
It's been great, though.
I got a couple comments.
It's been a very good season.
Bravo to them.
Good job.
People that make that show are fucking killing it this year.
I have no complaints.
I feel like it was on a three-year decline.
You know?
Two for sure.
Two were bad, but that makes a three-year decline, right?
Not bad.
It's hard.
I don't know.
There were episodes that I didn't like, but hell, that episode where Jon Snow holds the
wall last season, and it's the entire-
That was a good one.
Was that last year?
I think it is.
That was good.
The entire episode is devoted to that fight.
That was an amazing episode.
That was one of the best episodes.
We can talk about past seasons.
I don't care about that.
I just wanted to say this episode.
Dude, Game of Thrones talk is coming on Thursday.
The show is doing great.
That's pretty cool.
Flying talk is coming on Thursday.
I won't say too much more.
I don't want to spoil it.
I'm frustrated with Company of Heroes 2 Talk
also coming on Thursday.
That's happening later tonight.
I don't know.
I think you're going to like it.
It's fun to watch.
I haven't actually started it.
I only know Steam says it's installed.
You should start it to see if...
Remember when Michael Scott has to do the PowerPoint presentation and Ryan's there to supervise him and he's like, I actually started it. I only know Steam says it's installed. You should start it to see if it...
Remember when Michael Scott has to do the PowerPoint presentation
and Ryan's there to supervise him?
He's like, all right, let's get started.
Looks like, okay, it's installing now.
Estimated 12 minutes.
Should be done in three or four.
Ryan's like, is this the first time you've ran PowerPoint, Michael?
You're supposed to learn this.
It should be done in three or four. I forgot about that. Asshole. He's the worst. you've ran PowerPoint, Michael? You're supposed to learn this so you can teach it to them.
Asshole.
He's the worst.
So yeah, maybe you should check to make sure there aren't going to be
a bunch of updates and silliness.
None of the updates for that game have taken me
more than a couple minutes. That's true.
I bought Doom, and I'm digging Doom a lot.
I know I talked about it a little earlier.
It was an hour before I could play the shit.
I put it in, and there was a 500 megabyte download for Xbox,
and then another 500 megabyte download for Doom,
and then it had to install for gig after gig after gig.
It's both, but I got it for console.
Oh.
Yeah.
I honestly second-guess myself now
when I'm thinking about buying more console games
because it's like, especially if it's one that I want to play right away,
because it's like, what the, like, I really have to go home and wait like an hour and a half, two hours,
after I purchase this, before I can play what I purchased.
It's a little lame.
Like, it's ludicrous.
And I don't know what's on those discs anymore.
I think it's just permission to play the game.
It is. That's all that it is.
Yeah, I don't think there's anything on that fucking disc anymore it's it's a little upsetting uh when you give you a slip of
paper with a code and you could do that but they just can't justify selling a 60 slip of paper so
they give you a bullshit cd-rom disc and tell you to bring that home fuck off pay 60 for this and
then go download it off of our store yeah i don't care for that too much um but i am liking the game
a lot and i'm glad i got it for x Xbox One because my PC wouldn't play it at 60.
That's one of the other benchmarks I saw.
I saw the 1080 running that shit at like 45 frames at 4K or something like that.
It's just outrageous.
I like that a lot.
And he was suggesting that it would be good for Linux gaming,
but I don't even have another thought about Linux gaming.
I know nothing about that and how that works.
Yeah, I wouldn't expect you to get into that.
Yeah, it sounds boring.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Oh.
Well, I guess it's time to get my ass kicked in Company of Heroes.
Yeah, our fan is waiting on us.
All right.
Yes.
Very good.
Well, I will launch Company of Heroes and see how that goes
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