Painkiller Already - Taylor Swift, Dr Disrespect and Jerry Seinfeld All Have This In Common: PKA 710 W/ Scott Sullivan

Episode Date: July 27, 2024

pka 710 with our guest scott sullivan taylor this episode of pka is brought to you by lock and load blue chew and our merch all of them linked below you should check out the merch and lock and load and blue chew talk more about them later scott sullivan wonderful guy buddy of mine thank you for joining we appreciate it hey thanks for having me man you know i'm i'm here to have a good time you know sit around like zoning out again like that for four hours, you know? They love that. After the last episode, Scott, because we play games together online all the time,

he DMed me and was like, sorry, that was rough. I have the flu terribly and was trying not to vomit on camera. No wonder I had a difficult time maintaining energy. I'm glad you're feeling good this time now i know you're really close with boogie right oh dude i've known him for years bro we go way back high school buddies yeah and so you saw what do you think about this face tattoo he's doing as penance for being a cancer fibber but um uh i i don't know i i mean if he gets more maybe he could turn it into like a like a soundcloud rapper type of deal you know like that thing they do yeah it's like a cross on his cheek

yeah i'm convinced it's fake zach can you find the picture of him in the chair where he just got it? I feel like it's real just because he's been going off the edge for so long that I wouldn't put this past him. That's kind of what I was thinking too, but also they do fake tattoos, don't they? Those ones that they come out after a while. Yeah, yeah. There's lots of different... There's like three or four different ways to fake that um you can get them hand drawn on you can get henna stuff done you can also get temporary tattoos like we always had as a kid when i was a kid they'd come in bubble gum wrappers jesus

yeah and they'd wear right off but they also make this other generation of temporary tattoos that go on like the ones i just mentioned from the gum wrappers but they last like weeks and weeks if you're kind of like on the fence whether you want to want to live with a tattoo it's a good place to start do i really want liar on my cheek forever or do i can't tell if that's i can't tell if that's fake here's here's my thought process though the whole thing the whole it's a tattoo that says liar it'd be pretty it'd go with his character for it to be fake right yes that's true why is there no is there a video or is there not a video i'm very ignorant about this this is new shit to me uh did he like not record him that's perfect so all right zach can you also hopefully you'll be able to switch back and forth

this is my tattoo now i want you to know like i got this tattoo she like wiped it with witch hazel or whatever she does and then we they walked us over to some other part of the tattoo parlor and then they took pictures do you see how it's locally red and irritated right and there's my wife an hour later we got matching tattoos. If you go back to his, his doesn't have that effect at all. He's already quite red. Yeah, he's already got red fat guy face. If you zoom into it on the A, where it crosses the A, it goes past the diagonal line.

And it's sharpie thickness. It is sharpie thickness, and it goes past the A. Something you'd have to do very intentionally with a needle. I think it's because it's Comic Sans font. And that's how the A in Comic Sans looks. To put an argument on the other side of it being real. Is if it was a straight up lie. You would put it like on your forehead.

Under your eye. The fact that he put it exactly... If I had to have Lyre tattooed on my face, I would put it right where he did because I'm going to grow a beard and you will never see that ever. And so he put it somewhere. You can't hide it if it's real. Hang on a goddamn minute.

There's a guy fucking putting it on his face with a tattoo gun. What are we even talking about anymore? There's proof. Oh, wait, that's enough proof? It's not enough proof for me. you think when i think that they staged a thing yes that's what i'm accusing you don't think that wings right there is proof enough is that how they do the henna tattoos though because like i've been to like no no no no not with a tattoo gun no what he's like i don't know maybe like no i generally don't know i know they last

longer than you might guess they they paint them on it's it's like art this that's a tattoo gun like i gave a guy a tattoo once and it was hard getting that guy to loan me the tattoo gun it's hard to get a tattoo guy as sketchy as it seems to go along with nonsense i try it took me an hour if you look at the back of the tattoo artist's head right there, you can see the facial, like he is smiling as he's doing it. I just got to say, I think this is... Look, I see the tattoo guy on how my... Yeah, I mean, there's a guy with a tattoo gun there with some gloves. It looks like they're in an office.

I see like some, I don't know, some prep gear and shit. I see Boogie's lunch back there, what's left of it. Like, this looks real to me. And if he fooled me, who cares? No, his lunch is actually out in a flatbed in the parking lot. It's fake. He's got to get another one. Got to get another one on the other side.

Make it even. It is funny because Woody's right. He is such a liar that it's hard to even believe. Not just that. I think Keemstar did all the groundwork to make this happen. This is part of the show, the production, etc.

I could see something happening like I don't follow their show, but if Keemstar is clearly the head honcho holding the reins there, and so if he told Boogie, you're out unless you do some insane penance you need liar tattooed on your face like i could see boogie being pushed into this and i've never

seen to it just as much as i could see him lying i hear you and i and i agree with the thought process i still lean towards the lie part the a to me was proof you know the fact that it has that like error in it how it goes through the diagonal line but if that's why would that be template what proof that they used a sharpie and couldn't tell where to stop drawing also i mean there are no pictures of any kind of skin irritation like nothing like mine you know he's red faced i just think his skin's red it looked red to me in that photo um i don't care either way if i'm being honest like fucking fucking silly well everything you talk about is silly a little bit of uh okay i'm doing research here the a does stick out a little bit in the comic sans font but on the

other side of the a and so we've we've closed one mystery and opened up another and yeah right is there mirroring in the process? If that was the case, then all the rest of the letters wouldn't work, right? I hope it's real because he's just going to grow a beard out. You would only put it there if it was real. Is that a little too high, though?

I feel like. I don't know. For his beard? It's on his first chin. It's on the actual chin. it's on the actual chin yeah it's on the actual jawline so i don't know no no i just i don't see any jawline that's fair yeah yeah but in no good for him that's that's cool yeah that's super cool that man he's got to get you want one now no i do god then again neither of us have ever lied about having cancer i've never had cancer and you had the most dangerous of cancers

dude i would have rather had kyle and woody had basal cell carcinoma don't look it up propagandists will have you believe that it's barely even cancer and more of like a routine thing at the dermatologist but really they were in fear of their life i had plastic surgery i sent him an edible arrangement i had to wear an eye patch he did he did it was kind of cool i'm not gonna go wish i could have worn an ipad it was one of the worst things that have happened to me ever in my life it was it was like top three and I've, I've, I've been through some rough shit. This was bad. What did you,

my nose? They cut me right in the vanity. Yeah. I mean, Kyle's nose. Kyle's actually. So Scott, basal cell carcinoma is like a skin cancer thing.

And like, usually it's like a mole or something that they're like, Hey, you ignore this for 70 years and you'll die of old age. Maybe like, but really like Kyle had it on on his eye and so they had they had to pizza slice part of his eyelid off and stitch it back together and so his actually does seem fairly traumatic having an eye surgery i remember telling the uber driver where she was taking me and her being like oh no i wouldn't go i'm like i don't want to fucking. If I could tell you to take me to Disney World,

I would, lady. Don't you get it? This is my worst morning I've had in memory. Is that shocking to you? Do you usually get like sage advice from the Atlanta Uber community? Honestly, I love talking to those people. I love talking to Uber drivers.

I've never met a shitty one. Those people, watch, look at yourself. Yeah, the people who choose to drive people around in their in their cars and pretend they're taxi drivers for a living i like those people they're usually hustlers they've usually got like a story they often have like a family and they got these plans to move up he's oh this is the beginning right here we're we're starting at uber driver but we're going to ceo like they've got they've got plans it's fun to talk to those guys but we're going to CEO.

They've got plans. It's fun to talk to those guys. I saw a video today. This guy, this Uber driver is dropping these fellows, these gentlemen of color off at this hotel or some shit. I think they're in England. And suddenly one of the former passengers returns to the vehicle being chased by two men who are stabbing

him. And the passenger also has a knife and he's clearly been stabbing people too because he's got blood all over his fist from like stabbing people with a stabbing knife and and the drop and they're smashing the windows out of the back and they're stabbing the guy through the windows you know they can't get all the way in who's the guy the driver's behind the wheel but the two men who chased the passenger back to the car they're on either side of the rear of the vehicle sort of you know when one reaches in he jumped he jumps to the other side and then back and forth and they're stabbing him with these little stabs in the arms and shoulders and stuff like he can't get away from him but they can't get a like a kill killing shot in and the driver is worried about his car he's

he's like talking shit about how they've messed his car up. Please do not stop him in my front seat. I beg of you. It is my main job. That's what he sounded like. And the poor victim is back there. He's calling the driver uncle. I guess that's just slang or some shit over there.

He's like, drive, uncle. Drive, uncle. Drive, uncle. Drive. And that car sits there no less than like 30 seconds of this guy getting stabbed until finally Uncle gets the message and puts the pedal to the metal. But even then, Woody, he's driving so slow that the men aren't that far behind with the knives. And this guy is like, he comes out with a fistful of money, like cash.

And he's like, here, take it all! Just go, Uncle! Go, go! And then the car moves fast were you able to see if there was a justifiable reason for not going no faster no you don't get any story he's probably scared because someone who's involved in the crime just got in his his car and he's like this guy's gonna stab me too a guy a guy covered in blood gets in your car and he's like step on it it's not just a guy covered in blood gets in your car and is like, step on it. It's not just a guy covered in blood, though. The video picks up way before the violence. So these guys were conversating.

They were having a good time on the way to this destination and everything. And I would have been so mad at that fucking driver. It's like, go, dude, just go. I'm being stabbed to death back here. He took three or four stab wounds he didn't need to take. The guy just needed to leave. You know what? His negotiation tactic worked because he ended the ride

with a fistful of money, didn't he? Yeah, five stars. You know, next time I recommend you lead with a fistful of cash. That's like a third world thing. They're just pros at minding their own business to the point where

I saw an episode of Gangland. There was Asian gangs, these Cambodians fresh off the boat. And a rival gang stops into a bar and starts shooting the bar up. And these Cambodians that aren't involved at all, they're just sitting there watching it happening. It's not even going on. It's just like there's no thought of like, what if I'm next? What if I'm next? They're just like, oh, no, it doesn't doesn't concern me. No, not my problem. the many town rapists and then like people are just like in the middle of their fruit selling operation in the middle of the city there's a guy being like sodomized to death by a broken broom handle and people are still buying fucking radishes behind it just like yeah you know

i'm glad they finally caught him anyway i'll have four uh what's the price on it like haggling for fruit behind someone being killed even just a hot dog vendor at a baseball game yeah i mean we're maybe we're not too far i mean that's kind of what you know st louis after a blues game's like if some guy was getting stabbed to death and i was on the way to my car i'd be like that's a damn shame everybody damn shame what's going on over there i would be like like i would run so fast if i saw someone going ham with a knife somewhere because you know that guy that guy's like, well, he's deranged. It's a crazy person. And I really don't want to get stabbed.

Like, I can't tell you how much I don't want to get stabbed. So much. Like, I've seen those, like, I've seen a lot of stab wounds and slashing wounds from the internet. And they look just so awful. I don't think they ever heal right. It's not like the goddamn movies. People, the movies, they make it seem like the more violent the movie is, the more it promotes violence,

but I think it might be the opposite. I think the problem is that you get these John Wick sort of fall off a motorcycle and get stabbed four times and shot twice, and you're good at the end of the movie every movie, or you just staple it together and you walk away. Oh my God, when somebody gets stabbed like that, they might never, you end up with a colostomy bag or some shit. Your life is ruined. I don't want to get stabbed. So I'm not getting involved with that shit either. Taylor, you must have been super plugged in over the weekend. Your favorite person in the world came to the country,

B.B. Netanyahu. Vladimir Tershank? Oh. He spoke before Congress, and, man, did they kiss his ass taylor you loved it that fetterman schlub the guy who's been wearing like shorts and a and a hoodie for the last four years you want to know who's over you see who john fetterman puts a suit on for that man was looking sharp he must have had that thing tailored or something because it fit his fat ass and they just just suck bb off for the whole time uh they're one of the ladies from the squad who i know you're a big fan of um to lead or to leave or something like that um she's the one who wears

the turban i think you often omar maybe yeah something like that um one of those awful people she had like a sign that said something about genocide. Everybody else is standing clapping and she's holding her genocide sign. I know that probably won some love from you over. Then I saw that there was a crowd peacefully protesting outside and they pulled down the American flags

and burnt them while they all chanted, burn that shit. Do you see the cop getting dragged around? Was he mutilated? He was mutilated, dude. burn that shit do you see the the cop getting dragged around or someone like ran was he mutilated he was mutilated dude mutilated was there a cop getting dragged around i actually didn't yeah yeah he was like trying to stop one fight and then like someone grabbed and was yanking him around pull it the cop didn't look big enough and i think it might have been a girl cop another another tally in favor of we need big heavy strong boys in positions as police officers

can't have girls doing it i'm sorry everyone girls can go do all sorts of important jobs finger painting i'm normally a news junkie and i'd be tied in on this seeing every video but i have a newfound elden ring addiction so i'm a little off the grid when we talk about gaming later i want to revisit that okay did you watch any of these these bad eggs causing problems yesterday uh i i saw a couple of um i saw a couple of things on twitter them pulling down the flags and stuff like that i didn't know about that uh cop getting dragged you know that's pretty crazy no that's hutch was so hutch i don't i don't know if if i wish the art we had asked the audience to vote who they thought won the argument hutch or uh or dick masterson clearly hutch won every single

engagement they had but like like in reality but i bet it didn't feel like that to some people but yeah back to the flag thing i was thinking about this earlier as I, you know, I talked to myself a lot, like probably too much, like probably too much. And, uh, and I was thinking about how there are aspects of the second amendment that people try to sort of pick away at whether it's universal background checks or, or whatever. And, and I don't like that. And I feel the same way about the first amendment. So I despise those flag-burning people. I kind of, when I watch them do it, the reptilian part of my brain wants some big fucker

to come out of nowhere and blindside them. Remember those commercials with the linebacker, the office linebacker, and if you were flirting with a girl, the water cooler, he'd come and blindside you, knock the fuck out. I wanted that to happen happen i wanted to get hurt i want them to accidentally set themselves on fire while they're doing it that would be wonderful but at the same time that's the whole point of the first amendment of the first amendment they've got the right to burn that fucking flag if there's some ordinance about starting fires in the park that's a different

story but if anything really is there's no way that slipped past the goalie for this many years i mean it seems like they stole that in that instance they stole a flag and destroyed it um and probably in a place where you're not allowed to make small fires of any kind so they probably broke two or three little laws but as far as like a law against burning the flag i'm not up up for that. Burn it if you want to. But if you sneeze on a trans flag, you're going to jail for a few years. Well, that's a different story. That's a hate crime, sir. That's hate crime legislation.

We send you to a special prosecutor for that. Guess who picks him? Actually, I agree with every syllable of what Kyle said. I hate it with all my heart. I do also think there shouldn't be any law against it. And I also see it from another side where the flag burners are always like more blue team than red team. Right.

I don't see very many Republicans burning flags at all. So I'm like, you fucks are making us look bad. Would you just stop? Stop. If you want to be anti supporting Israel, I can get on board with that. I can see arguments for the u.s not getting themselves in this war i get it um but why are you burning the u.s flag as a way to make your point that's a bad look you're not convincing people and it's not compelling because they're

they're the same people that scott's right like if at that same protest someone like burned a gay flag they would be like calling the cops to have that person arrested for being hateful like they're they're like safe edgy and you know they're oh burning the american flag how crazy that's so wild you're gonna get in so much oh no you're not like it's it's ridiculous and it's disgusting to see i don't like it like yeah i don't like it but that's not the question right you should be able to like just like you should be able to burn the gay flag if that's what you want to do without going to jail if it's yours if it's yours yeah yeah i'm pretty sure if i burnt my own gay flag then nothing would happen to me probably i think you're where you want i think we're just making this up like yeah

no one would actually call the cop Nothing would happen People have gotten arrested for Driving, burning out over the gay Crosswalks That's not the same as burning your own property Or like, you know They'd have gotten arrested no matter what was painted on those crosswalks Really? They're reckless driving out there

They're doing donuts in the intersection Taylor You don't think that's cool? Frankly, I don't know why we're painting the road with the LGBTQ fucking flag. It's painted white and yellow so we can see that shit. What are you doing?

Why not black? Why aren't crosswalks black? Because black absorbs light and white reflects it. Wow, get a load of this. Not this Hitler we have. A regular Hitler. Why aren't crosswalks black? Because black absorbs light and white reflects it. Wow. Get a load of this Hitler we have. A regular Hitler. But that is why they're burning the flag.

I think the stoplight should be black. They see the United States inviting someone who they view as a literal Hitler in B.B. Netanyahu. Someone who's engineering this genocide of 65,000 people or something now, and is doing his best to annex land. And I could be wrong about this, I don't follow their politics, but wasn't his referendum or whatever his

time in office up? But he's extended it because we're at war or whatever? Didn't he avoid prosecution of some sort? Yeah, that's why he's staying in power. And that's also why let, let's just say, he at least has a good reason to keep this war going on and on and on. Because maybe when the war ends, he loses power.

And maybe when he loses power, he goes to jail. So on the other side, these people are saying they're people being, I've seen some rough shit. I've seen a bunch of burn up kids, man. And not just fourth degree, why don't you just cut those legs off kind of burns and uh and if you're seeing that shit and you're feeling that then i could definitely see why you might want to burn a flag when we invite that guy roll

out the red carpet and then all of our politicians fucking bend over at least at least we didn't have kamala wheel out the israeli flag like she did for Ukraine and standing behind Zelensky. I can get what you're saying. And I switch back and forth between boomer, conservative. If they did that around me, I'd vote. And also, yeah, whatever. It's just a flag. But my issue is it's not just the politicians that

they are yelling death to america for it's not the concept of america it's literally like in their heads like we're all tax-paying americans um you know at least on on uh on record we're tax-paying americans and um fucking like because we pay our taxes at gunpoint mind you uh we're adding to the genocide and it's like that's like what what else do you want me to do they'll fucking shoot me if i don't yeah they'll throw me in prison if i don't pay my taxes i have no control over what they're going to use the money for like it's not going to be spent on stuff we want you can just say i voted for the other guy. Donald Trump would not be funding this war.

It's far too expensive. That man knows how to pinch a penny. And if anything, he'd be like, none of this is real. That's why he and Bibi are so close. Oh, the truth hurts, doesn't it, Woody? The truth would feel great. This hurts. If anything, Donald would make a deal with Bibi Netanyahu. He's like, look, if you're going to annex

what is it? 950 square miles? How about we get half? How about you give half of it to us? How about I get to build my resorts there? How about we put American properties there? How about I put a few bases over there? I'd love a new base in the Middle East. This just doesn't tie in with his record, Kyle. His silliness.

Oh my God. He's a 4G chess playing mastermind running the world. They show him at the G20, and everybody's plotting, and he's just sitting there masterminding, pinky in the brain style. No, he's trying to stand in front of people

bumping shoulders with them. Oh, that was alpha as fuck. When he knocked the fucking Duke of Belgium out the fucking way. It's like, what do you think you're doing, Duke? I'm sorry, you're Lord Ship. Belgian of Duke. He's like, pay attention to me you're doing, Duke? I'm sorry, you're Lord Ship. Pay attention to me. I want to be the cool kid.

He's representing us, all right? And the last thing I want is some panty-waisted pussy who's letting the Duke of Belgium cut in line in front of him and stand in front of the picture and throw up Belgian gang signs, whatever that shit looks like. That's so true. That's all happened. You know what?

This is how it happened. It's not another fucking fever dream. No, it's totally true. I see it happen. You roll the footage. Zach Trump's like alpha as fuck coming in. He throws on some... It's cool as shit. Did you see... He has looked pathetic. He has looked petty.

He has looked arrogant. He has looked ignorant. But this was not one of those instances. When he saluted the North Korean general, throw that one at me. I got nothing for that shit. But when he busted... Did you see how many medals the guy had? He was a war hero. Yeah, that's true.

But if he won those medals legitimately, that means he killed Americans winning them. He earned them all in one battle. Yeah, a really busy Thursday. He's been fighting us since MASH was on. It's the 1950s when the Korean War was. Yeah. Did you see during the Netanyahu speech?

Every time Netanyahu comes into town, the American politicians are like seals, like giving so many standing ovations. It's frankly humiliating. And at one point, Netanyahu got like peeved at how much they were applauding him, like Stalin-esque applause. Like they didn't want to sit down and be the first one seen not applauding. And Netanyahu is like, stop, stop applauding. Listen, like the way you would talk to like children if you were a teacher like, hey, bitches.

Hey, you're all my bitches. Remember that? Shut up and let me talk. This is about me right now and about you doing what I want. Another alpha like I get why you like him. You don't me right now and about you doing what I want. Another alpha. I get why you like him. You don't have to sell me on BB Net and Yahoo. My favorite guy.

He commands a room. That's what you want in a despotic leader. Yeah, he commands an enormous amount of our politicians, seemingly. Yeah, Taylor, I agree. I wish I knew the mechanics of why Netanyahu got so much respect and it's seemingly yeah like everybody except ilian omar like there's probably two other exceptions i'm like you killed my cousin yeah yeah it's just like uh it's just not even a blue right you know like there it's a u.s government thing and my theory is that, you know, you give aid to Israel and they give

campaign contributions back. I think it was Hutch who said AIPAC is not a big contributor. But I don't know. I can't prove it. I don't have any real facts, but I'm like, why are we so fucking lined up? AIPAC is an enormously powerful political entity and they donate to...

Because they give money to politicians. Okay, but why don't other people just give money to politicians and become incredibly powerful? The argument doesn't work. And I'm not saying it's not wrong to some extent, but why isn't there a group from fucking Ireland that's just getting their asses kissed over there?

They don't have the money? I have a theory. Well, some people do. How much money does Israel have and where did they get it? Let me just lie. Because the NRA is very, very powerful, but they don't contribute a lot of money to politicians. I think what the NRA brings is a lot of voters.

When the NRA says this is our guy, this is his rating on guns. People look at that and change their vote. I have to imagine that there's something like that that happens in a pack to that. It's not just dollars, it's influence. But you've never seen it. I've never seen APAC come and tell my voting bloc that, hey, this guy's 2.5 stars and they're blue Israeli stars. He says 2.5 stars of David. He's not cutting it these days. He's not cutting the mustard. 5.5 stars of David. He's not cutting it these days. He's not cutting the mustard.

Well, that's the thing, though, is how many politicians have you seen who have been like, actually, no, I want to cut aid to Israel? That's true. None. Just Ilhan Omar or whatever. Yeah, just like two. You're right. Like, they clearly are very entrenched in our political process. And they obviously have a bias.

All lobbying organizations do. in our political process and they obviously have a bias all lobbying organizations do so you like don't have to guess like why are these politicians who are taking money from apec you know doing stuff pro-israel i don't know the same reason the ones that take money from the nra do stuff pro-gun like they're going to do that that's what their job is they they're you know buyable and sellable to the highest bidder just right here politico apec is biggest source of gop dominations in or gop donations during Dem primaries. GOP donations. They do seem to dominate the GOP.

Yeah, they're enormously big in how much they donate. And to the Democrats, too. It's not just to the Republicans. I was about to say, why are the Democrats, why is Fetterman in a suit? If it's that,

it seems to be bipartisan bending over. That suit shit's embarrassing, honestly. I don't care about the applause. That's just good manners. But him putting on that suit is just so out of case. Out of character. I was thinking about this yesterday. What does Jerry Seinfeld, Dr. Disrespect, and Taylor Swift all have

in common? Did they all date teenagers? They all dated teenagers when they were well into adulthood. Yeah, 17-year-olds, in fact. Who did Taylor Swift date? Two different 17-year-olds when she was 23 and older.

And Dr. Disrespect, we don't know that that child was 17. All we know is they were under 18. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. And we don't know the sex of that child. We don't know how many children there were. We don't know anything. of that child they they i mean we don't we don't know how many children there were we don't know anything it's all we're just woody's just been asking a lot of questions

he turns into tucker carlson yeah yeah when doc comes up we don't know if dr disrespect was on epstein's plane it i'm just asking what he's just tucker carlsoning out i'm asking how many times he was on epstein's plane. That's my question. Woody's sitting there like, when did they stop playing games? They used to just play video games. Now they're messaging minors. When did this happen?

What did our country become? Video games, messaging minors? That's the democratic world for you people. That's what the democrats want. And then Jerry Seinfeld, obviously. I think he was 42, 43 when he was dating that 17 year old. Dude, if Michael Jackson gets a pass in your eyes

for all his wonderful music, then for you to not give a pass to Jerry Seinfeld for one of the funniest shows of all time is indefensible. Not only do I give him a pass, I don't even think it's worth looking at Jerry Seinfeld's 17-year-old girlfriend other than to be blown

away that that's a 17-year-old. If Zach could pull up a picture of that girl, that is a healthy... Don't do that. I think that you're not... You don't have your thumb on the pulse of the current attitude towards praising children for their hotness.

Well, she's an adult now. Kyle's like, she's like 20 years older than me. What are you talking about? That, I mean, she doesn't look 17, and she looks like a model. She looks like Brooke Shields or something, or like Jennifer Connelly when she was younger. I mean, I saw pictures of her after she turned 18 and Kyle's right. She looked amazing.

Oh, the post-18 pics? I finally saw what Jerry saw. You know? I mean, it's legal in most states. That's the other thing. You just split my whole point with the Jerry Seinfeld daughter disrespect Taylor Swift thing is like, which of these is not like the others one of them is getting cancelled and look

I'm not a doctor disrespect defender or anything I don't know him but and I'm not defending his actions because we don't know what he fucking did but this guy just kept winning in these year after year he made that B movie like nobody ever gave him shit about this once

I think it's illegal in California where Dr. Disrespect is, I think. Could it be because he's an APAC American by any chance? We don't know if he's making donors. Is Dr. Disrespect owned by lobbyists? We're just asking questions.

That's all we're doing. We know that he takes in a lot of donations. I want a map of where the 17-year-old would have been, everything Doc did would have been legal. I want that map and I want it globally, because I bet that it's like 80% of the fucking planet what he did was 100% legal.

And I bet it's 80% of the country that it would have been legal, too. Dude, I bet there's some countries with, like, absurd age of consent laws. Are we supposed to leave up where Doc was was i looked it up i yeah california is where twitch con was and you can't fuck children there and i was actually a little surprised i would have well that's what he's trying to do now is that a twitch hard rule or is that one you can club a little california rule california he was allegedly trying to meet up with this child and fucker at twitch rule or is that one you can club a little? It's a California rule. TwitchCon was in California.

He was allegedly trying to meet up with this child and fucker at TwitchCon and in California the age of consent is 18 for adults like that. I don't think you can prove intent there. I don't think he said, I'm coming there to penetrate you, my dear. I think he specified

all three holes. People are saying that. I don't know. We could ask Dr. Disrespect which hole he intended to use. He does have an open invite. So we can do this while we're just asking questions. If Doc agrees

to come on, we should ambush him with a 17-year-old to tempt him during the show. If we ever had ambush him with a 17 year old to like tempt him during the, during the show. When we like, if we ever had like Dr. Disrespect on, I'd love for all of us to have like a pen on our face and just kind of gesture at him and be like,

and so what you thought, what you're, let me get this right. What you thought is that it was okay. I don't know if you're referencing. Speaking of which, I'm not referencing anything with the pen thing. But there's new, talking about Dr. Disrespect, now we're behind the times almost until new news comes out.

The Chris from Mr. Beast news, that's the new hot stuff, the new pedo story. You guys up on this one? Oh, yeah, man. I'm totally shocked i try again i do have an elden ring addiction right now but uh uh ava chris something what's the last name can i have a chris tyson yeah tyson yeah has allegedly been did they just message but it was like it looks like he was messaging a 13-year-old, and they had a long relationship of having a Not Safe for Work

Discord where he was sharing porn with a number of minors. It's art! Having inappropriate conversations with them. He ordered a cartoon child porn art. Ordered that and had that hanging up and on the wall and an old Mr. Beast video. And there's even a still of Mr.

Beast in the video looking up at like the ghoulish poster with eyes of like, the fuck is that? Like, and this is like an old Mr. Beast video. You can tell just by the, uh, the frame,

the camera, uh, quality and everything. So yeah, it seems like this guy was, uh, engaged in some some not too chill behavior first of all it's gal um let's get that straight i've seen you trying to take down um ava is it ava i want to do this a bit

i've seen you trying to take down av Ava and diminish her character as a member of the community. Taylor sent me some photos today of Ava's children. What was that about, Taylor? It seems like you might be the one who has an issue. You sent me pictures of Ava's children. Why would you do such a thing? Were you trying to point something out to me or were you just waiting for that to happen? Yeah. People have been obviously sharing tons of pictures about this situation. Oh, there's a group of you who share these child pictures yeah it's called twitter.com and it's uh it's a picture of his own son wearing high heels and saying like you know he chose to slay this morning and it's like what the what did you guys ever wear high heels as a little kid no i wanted spurs so goddamn bad i still want them i'm still a little

for 20 years you can get spur i don't want to buy them that's not the point it's like it's like that's a woman buying herself you've been an adult for 20 years you can't buy yourself flowers honey get out of here fuck you buy me the spurs daddy i'll send you all right all right i'm on it i'm gonna make a new spurs to your ass i always wanted them so bad same place the checks go tell me i think it happened but any anywho this is this is also taking the world by storm in as big uh a way as the doctor disrespect thing because even though it's not obviously mr beast and mr beast already came out and i read his paragraph statement where he was like yeah this i fired this person we're hiring into i saw people giving mr beast shit that were like f word oh mr beast said that he's gonna uh he's gonna hire a third party investigator and it's like

yeah i get wanting to be real critical and cynical about all these situations. But like, if Mr. Beast would have said, we've hired a internal investigator, like to do like, that would take even more shit. It's like, what do you expect him to do? He has to hire a third party investigator. Can you read this, Taylor? Yeah, I'll read this. This is from Mr. Beast. Over the last few days, I've become aware of the serious allegations of Ava Tyson's behavior online, and I am disgusted and opposed to such unacceptable acts. During that time, I have been focused on hiring an independent third party to conduct a thorough investigation to ensure I have all the facts. That said, I've seen enough online and taken immediate action to remove Ava from the company, my channel, and any association with Mr. Beast. I do not condone or support any of the inappropriate actions.

I will allow the independent investigators the necessary time to conduct a comprehensive investigation and will take any further action based on their findings. So it seems like he's handled. Yeah. Like how he seems to have handled it. You know what he's done here? Read between the lines, Taylor. The next video he's hired. He's hired 100 private investigators.

The first one gets five million dollars and then and they're all in a parking lot but they like break and run to their cars as fast as they can because the timer has started hi youtube i put a hundred miners on a tropical island with my friend chris i was going the other direction where he hired a hundred attorneys to get him off a hundred of the finest attorneys to get my friend off. Those foolish behaviors. That's, you know, why do people keep fucking around kids, man?

Oh, that's the other thing I want to discuss is the child, the hand-drawn depictions of minors, whether we think that should be legal or not. I asked that question on WhatsApp to the boys, like Tuesday night or maybe even last Thursday night.

Nobody replied. Did you? Was it like one of your 2.15 a.m. messages? I mean, it could have been a 4.15 or 5.15. Or the next morning I see it and it's like, y'all are, it's like, I can't. As you know,

just as the master did, The next morning I see it and it's like, y'all are, it's like, I can't, as you know, as you know, just as the master did, I sleep 20 minutes every three to four hours. So I'm up all the time. And so, so I, I talk with Chiz early mornings and I, I catch you later mornings and then Woody sometimes in the evenings.

But, but yeah, I wanted your, your feelings on this one, Taylor. I bet that, that we split down the middle on this one where I, I feel like you're going to be like,

it's disgusting. Never. For no reason. But I'm like a free speech absolutist over here. The idea. It's disgusting and it's gross to do that. If you have something like that in your house the way Chris did,

then yeah, I'm going to judge you and I'm going to make assumptions about you that will probably, based on this circumstance, end up being true. But you can't you shouldn't make drawing something illegal. Can I ask, like, for clarification, the thing that Ava had on their wall, what was it? It was something that she'd had commissioned or was it like printed artwork from? I think it was like the line with Japanese anime and Japanese porn is so thin that I don't know where it is. So from what I can tell, this guy who he was buying pictures from is not like would do stuff like trace actual children and then sexualize them. like would do stuff like trace actual children and then sexualize them i'm gonna need some documentation on that but that sounds like that sounds pretty pretty fucking awful that's pretty

despicable doesn't it like i did with my hand to make thanksgiving things yeah he'd hold them down with wax paper of someone like taking a whole picture of someone else's kid and then tracing their outline and then putting them in like ghastly sexual i literally thought you were like okay hold still no this guy would have been locked up a long time ago if that was that was his uh process but yeah that seems to be it seems to be that this guy like would take an actual picture like i saw the the uh keemstar apparently like at some point picture. I saw the Keemstar, apparently. At some point, this artist traced his daughter,

Keemstar's daughter, when she was eight years old and then put her in sexual contexts. Oh, that's deplorable. Yeah, it's pretty deplorable, right? And that's why I don't think it should be legal because I get what you're saying, Taylor. Like, oh, don't make it should be legal because like i get what you're saying taylor like oh don't you know don't make drawing things illegal but like when when have you ever known anybody who draws that type of stuff to not also be like like as if that's not bad enough they're not also doing

and saying like other worse shit you know yeah it's not bad enough you're drawing cartoon children you're like oh yes let's go to facebook and get my best friend's kids and use them as a template like it's a good weather vein of fucked up behavior someone who engages it's the same like if you find a kid that's like killing cats when they're six years old that kid is probably going to end up killing people at some point just naturally moving along that and being like a 17 year old who's like oh man i can't i'm not getting that high from killing cats anymore i gotta go bigger i'm gonna kill a fucking classmate or whatever this is where i wanted to jump in with my thoughts on this i i want to know the science or the surveys or like i want an expert to tell me hey

does for example hand-drawn pictures of children give these guys an outlet in a way where there are no living victims or does it like encourage and grow behavior to the point where they're soon living victims are the next step like tell me which one of these is intuitively i would believe too because in other ways like when you enable or encourage something at a lower level, like a kid killing animals, like they're going to keep accelerating that if they're not pulled out of it and you'll get up, you'll end up with the worst behavior. adult, consensual sex things that lots of people keep in the fantasy world because the reality of it would complicate their relationships and maybe hurt them or whatever. It's like, all right, all right, I think this is hot, but this is not something I'd ever want to do in real life. So I take that and could that not apply to these people too? I think that if they're pedophiles, that's what they are.

They're not going to suddenly not be that magically. And so I think it's almost engaging with it. There's a lot of leaps here. And then there's two different things we're talking about, right? Because we talked about tracing the kids. I'll be right there. We talked about tracing the kids. And there's just a bill going through Congress right now about the AI deep fake porn and criminalizing that.

Congress right now about the AI deep fake porn and criminalizing that. And what you're talking about verges upon that when you're copy pasting a real child's face into a sexualized thing. That's a whole different thing. That's a whole different thing. But the idea that I think, you're going to come to my house with guns and take my crayons away because my pictures are too dirty? Is that the law we're talking about literally? Like the no, the no. I don't think you can tell somebody what they can and cannot draw. Again, if you're duplicating another person and you're harming them publicly with that, that's a whole different crime. It doesn't it almost it's completely separate from the sexualization of the of the minor with fucking drawings like

i don't like it i think it's disgusting but don't you fucking come in here with guns to take crayons away like that's absurd to me that i can't how many you can't tell me what i can and cannot fucking draw like you know what i mean like yeah i'm not i'm not sold on making what you can draw or what you can write or what you can say illegal, because I agree with you in that. I'm pretty free speech absolutist with things. But you also shouldn't look at it as some innocent thing that people are doing. If someone is doing that and has pictures of sexualized minors in their house, I think you can reliably make some assumptions about that person. How many is too many any any amount one we're drawing the line at one over here we're real fascists somewhere

somewhere above one i got a little big stuff i was in my own thoughts i'm still stuck on this idea like do does do these images lead to bad behavior or prevent bad behavior and i need that data to figure out where i stand so so two things one i think if there was going to be a law right because like i i see what you guys are saying and i like agree it's just that like you know i'm doing that thing that like every asshole does and they're like yeah but like i don't think this should count um i think it would have to be you prove intent right you have to prove intent there has to be like oh yes like this isn't just stylized drawings of of adults this is clearly like what it is you know here i got the perfect like analogy or whatever so so let's i i think that having the drawings having the artwork whatever you want to call it that's hand drawn or or you know made with some program or whatever. So let's, I think that having the drawings, having the artwork, whatever you

want to call it, that's hand-drawn or, you know, made with some program or whatever, should be perfectly legal under normal circumstances. However, if you catch a pedophile who has committed pedophilia and they also have real child pornography, and in addition to that, they also have this stuff that we're talking about that's it that's another charge then it's just like you could have a bong in your house as a base like you can't how you know i smoke out of it well there was marijuana all around and there's a grinder next to that you're high as fuck right now well it reeks and there's like one there's one flower clearly torn recently from your yard thrown hastily into the bong sir like i could see you um charging that as like an

i don't know what the uh paraphernalia a paraphernalia charge was when in my case i that was my funniest charge right i had all that scary shit and then the paraphernalia charge right at the bottom like a little like a little insult injury slap in the face but yeah man i just don't like the idea i'm with you on the it's the same thing with the flag burning like man i hate you fuckers and i wish somebody get you you motherfuckers i hate you like this is where we need those dudes with the tiki torches to show up out of nowhere you know like you cheer them on at that point but and i feel the same way about anybody who's like what a fucking creep if you're drawing that shit and what a fucking creep if like that's your thing i i don't know what's what but i saw something and they were saying that it was one of ava's messages or one of the the edgy jokes that she had made and it was

something about spending something about using vr for lolly porn which is you know cp again like lolly is like has always been code and code. It's a whole category of man, those Japanese people, we shouldn't have bombed them twice. We messed them up. Two was one too many. Damn, Japan. That's rough shit.

Here's where Japan's being fucking based as fuck, Taylor. You're going to love this because I know you are real upset that the new Assassin's Creed game has a black protagonist. You know, you play. Yes, I've been so upset about that. You play as this this guy who is apparently, according to one historian who wrote some books, the first black samurai ever, Woody, back in the 1500s or so. And so they made the assassins. You have a male and a female protagonist.

And the female is a Japanese woman since we're in Japan. But the man is a black man, a very black man. And I saw a clip from the game today where he's like walking through the town, village or whatever it looks like, you know, town.

Does he get extra stealth at night? You don't even, it's worse than that. Like two or three Japanese guys attack him and hip-hop starts playing while he kills them. He's supposed to be an assassin too. Can you imagine the game? I thought I was being edgy.

Jesus Christ. It's like Japanese-ish hip-hop. It's got that Asian music-y sound. I don't know what, they've got weird instruments in there, but they have a very particular, when you hear it, you know it. And in the background, there's like

ding-ding-bong. Exactly! But then mixed with that is like a DMX track or some shit at like three-quarters volume, and it's like, what the fuck is this? Well, the Japanese government, or at least one official, has taken issue with this, and they're taking it before their legislative body and it's been and i think they've gone back and forth because they're like this guy who knows

not the samurai just because some gay people in the west say he was it does not mean the truth can you and also like having a black guy be an assassin in feudal Japan? Imagine if I made a game about being an assassin in the year seven, 10 in Rome, and it's a Chinese guy. And so you're running around and you kill someone. If you ever played Assassin's Creed, you can like push someone off a watchtower. And then I've only played the first one for many years ago.

And then you can run down and then like join the crowd of people being like, Oh, it's a time shy minute that he join the crowd of people being like, oh, it's a damn shame, isn't it? That he was up there. And so like, can you imagine going down after you push a guy off a watchtower? You're the only Asian person anyone around has ever seen. They don't even know it's a possibility.

And you're like, oh, this is crazy. Who could have done this? Who could be responsible for this awful tragedy? Have you guys noticed this also happened when I come to town? I hope not. It's fucking ridiculous. You're an assassin. You need someone who blends in.

And so I dislike it on a realistic standpoint. It won't be a problem for me because I'm straight. I only play as female protagonists in games. What? He's leaving me. He was going to back me up on this. At my time of need, he abandons me. Scott, call him gay for only playing as women.

That's what we need to do. Because he only plays as women, and he says that because he wants to look at digital... If anything, it makes me trans. ...asses. Digital ass. Yeah, he wants to look at digital ass. When I'm gaming, my periphery's turned on.

I'm looking for foes. I'm looking for enemies. I'm looking for loot. And I'm looking for looty, you're looking for booty. And that periphery's turned on. I'm looking for foes. I'm looking for enemies. I'm looking for loot. I'm looking for looty. You're looking for booty. That's what's going on. It wasn't funny the first time. Okay?

Let me just tell you. You spend hours and hours in the third-person view of this character. I'm thinking of Fallout in particular. And every time, I spend so much time getting mods to make that chicks ass bigger and Bouncier and like throwing a laura croft thong thing on with his crotchless honor I spend that I downloaded a mod just for her vulva because I didn't like the way her clit looked Okay, what he were talking about whether you play it when there's an option between male and female avatar or whatever

Protagonist in a video game, which one we prefer. And I always without fail, play as a woman. Would you like to hear about my Elden Ring character? Oh, this is the perfect time to hear about your Elden Ring character. She's fucking amazing. She has a sharp

jawline. Her legs are strong. She has a six pack abs and hair all over them. And she's hung sharp jawline. Her legs are strong. She has a six-pack, abs, and hair all over them. And she's hung, right? Stop to her. Stop to her. Then you just ruined my argument with the rest of that.

Kyle, this is the team you're on. Look in the mirror. He's into that stuff. A goat woman is his fantasy. Clearly he's created it. How hard are you finding the game to be on a scale from one to ten i mean i'm hard all the time when i play this game yes with the difficulty of the game with it how are you finding it i think it's easier now than it was when you played it and this is why so so at first i jumped in and i just

googled like how to start so i found the first couple steps and then i had the experience you did which is like i'm taking on a sorcerer that the internet says you should be level 54 and not only am i level 19 but i'm like a bad like i think i entered this as below average amongst noobs so uh when i first get into if people haven't played elden ring the knack you sort of look at your opponent's attack. When you roll, there's this brief window of invulnerability, and that's the core of the game's mechanic. So you need to time your evasion

so that you don't take damage and then slice, slice, slice, and keep doing that. Well, you know, I was like panicking on the controller, but in mashing a little bit, and then I find myself, like during the sword swing,

there's a little pause before you're able to do your next move. And, uh, so I'm like, no, evade, evade, evade,

evade. But, and I'm smashing evade while I'm waiting for my mistake to like, stop doing that. And I'm getting hit. So, uh, I'm getting better and better at that, but scum hit me up.

People, a lot, a couple of people hit me, and they're like, hey, so you're playing Elden Ring. I'll guide you. I'll do this. I'll do that. But Scum gave me some guides on the order to do everything.

So now I'm no longer finding myself going down the wrong quest path that's inappropriate for my skill and talent. And I'm having success. I'm learning. Scum took Elden Ring out back and stomped a mud hole in its ass. Yeah, he's... Scum has said, hey, if you get stuck

on anything, summon me and I'll take care of them for you. And I'm like, okay, daddy. And then the dab fellow is another guy. I used to game with a lot. We used to play Tarkov together and stuff. There is a mod that instead of just taking on bosses together, you can play the whole game as a lot we used to play tarkov together and stuff i remember like there is a mod that instead of just taking on bosses together you can play the whole game as a pair and i might do that

too but the thing is like jackie's got her chair right here and we're playing this game together like she's on the internet giving me tips on on how to face this guy and like i turn the speakers on so she can hear everything it's fun and uh so we're just sort of co-op gaming this thing. I'm on the controller and she's on the strategy. I do that a lot with my girlfriend. That's really fun. Oh yeah. Yeah. So, um, yeah. So I think by the fact that now the internet holds your hand, there's a map where you can search and go the right way. Whereas you went into it when the game was a few hours old and that content didn't exist yet yeah i had no idea what to do i remember just being feeling so lost and like just riding around on that horse and wondering why what this was also supposed to be about and and then also just

getting beat up by the roman legion or whatever the fuck skeletons maybe and definitely those bats or those pterodactyls or whatever were biting me all the time it was uh it was not a fun it was not a fun time i keep i keep wanting to go back to tarkov i'm being honest like i'm i'm i'm i'm trying not to but i kind of want to they're about to wipe i'm i'm loving it i'm a i got addicted to elden ring right now my thoughts are like glad thoughts are like, how long can I get back to Elden Ring? It's really fun to play with a... Have you played Elden Ring at all?

I tried Dark Souls back in the day, but I'm the kind of guy, I don't actually want to challenge when I play games. I'm just like, nah, I want to mow shit down like it's nothing. Anything where people are like, dude, I died 50 times.

I'm like, nah, I ain't going to do well with that. No, I want to walk in and instantly be the Titan. My wife has given me advice on how to cheese boss characters. Like, hey, you know, if you just hop on your horse, take a slash and run away. Hop on your horse, take a slash and run away. Then you can kill this guy and not take damage. And I'm like, honey, we have to put the time into actually getting good. Like that strategy won't last forever. And I'm just going to get tougher and tougher bosses without improving my own skills. It's like Wayne Gretzky telling you like,

no, Woody, the key to passing hard and accurate is like, be accurate and do it hard. Like, and you're like, okay, okay, that doesn't help. I wanted you to throw it four miles per hour faster than that. Can you handle it? It's not that. She's teaching me to win boss battles without skill. Hop on your horse, take a slash, get out of there. Just do that 30 times

and you'll win. I'm like, no. I need to be in here on my feet learning to evade or I'll never... Your strategy isn't going to take us where we're a boss is going to come by that this cheese doesn't work on. And then you're going to start at square one instead of like developing the dodge over the game. Have you ever,

have you ever done that with a girlfriend, Taylor, like played a game where like she was, one of you was on the controller and the other was watching and sort of teaching or going through the story. Yeah, I did that with my girlfriend probably six months ago or so on Pokemon.

She had never gotten into Pokemon, and so she was playing it up on the TV in my living room. One of the new ones, and there's a bunch of types I don't know about. No, Pokemon Sapphire or Emerald. Not Emerald. Ten years ago. I'm just fucking with it. I don't remember, but it's the brand new one. Sapphire or Emerald? Not Emerald. Ten years ago. I'm just fucking with it.

I don't remember, but it's the brand new one that's like open world. So usually in Pokemon games, like you walk around and you walk through tall grass. Scarlet and Violet. Thank you, Zach. And like it's then like an alert pops up and it's like you've encountered a Pokemon. And like then it shows what the Pokemon is. But it's just you walking through tall grass. You don't see anything.

In this one, it's like Skyrim-style open world, and you see the Pokemon in the environment. And so you'll see one that's rare, and you're like, I got to sprint over there and get that guy. And they were all new types of Pokemon that I didn't know, and so she'd be asking me, like, what's this one good against? What are the type matchups? And I'm like, on my computer, like, actually,

I didn't even know there was a fairy type of pokemon i'm more of an original 150 guy and so let me check this oh they're bad against steel type we need to get a strong steel type and so it was it's a pokemon is such a good game for game franchise there's a reason it's the biggest ip on earth it's so fun like i can get it i can play pokemon every probably two it i can get really pissed off pokemon every probably two years i can get really pissed off watching somebody play if they if they make a mistake though i talked about that that time in balder's gate where she fucked up and picked the wrong like strength skill or something to use with the hag's hair and i just like so mad so mad so fucking mad because she ruined the build and kyle knows how much better it could be.

She ruined the build. You've also got to keep in mind that we must be 25 hours in and every step up until now has been optimal. I've made sure that every decision was optimal. That every item

was collected so that this character is just building. This character is just building like this character is going to slay this is going to be so fucking overpowered at the end of the game i'm psyched to watch it happen and then like this wasn't just a bad step this was like i don't even know if it'll work anymore like i think i would start over i was doing it with uh the the pokemon thing with my and with my girlfriend and it's not a Game Boy. It's like a Switch controller, and she's such a non-gamer that she had never... Have you ever played a two-joystick controller

with a boomer who doesn't know how to look up and to the side in concert with one another? Yes, of course. And it's like herky-jerky. I'm right here. No, you're a boomer, but you're a gamer. So you would never do that. I'd watch it for the first probably two weekends we were doing it.

And I'd be like, yeah, you see that item over there? Just go ahead and hop on your steed and ride over to that one. No, just to the right. No, it's over to the right. No, it's to the right. No, we're going to turn around all the way again. No, we're further to the right. No, it's to the right. No, we're going to turn around all the way again. No, we're further now. Why are you looking at your feet?

We are further now than when we started. I'm just getting agitated a little bit, and she's like, I'm sorry. I don't know how to play games. And I'm like, I know. Sounds like me during jujitsu. Really? Trying to teach kids. Are they not good ever no never you'll you'll show them exactly what

to do and it'll be something as simple as like pick your phone up with your right hand they'll be like uh i got it right that's like holy fucking shit no no no bud no no bud. No, no. Get the phone up. And then you have to grab him by the hand and like... Alright. What group of people would you say walk into the gym and actually are tough? There are a lot of people who think they're tough. Maybe cops think they're tough. Maybe army guys think they're tough. Who walks

in and is tough? You mean other than me? Yes. I don't know if there's like a type a type is the issue like like you know army army guys they have that like ego where they're like i was in the army i was in the marines i don't give up so it's like all right you know they can uh some sometimes it can be a bad thing because you're just trying to like flow roll and they're like no i have to kill him i'm back in fallujah now army guys have cardio it's my experience yeah yeah that is that is uh

yeah yeah they they tend to they tend to be in better shape overall especially like the sooner it's been since they got out um but yeah like i i guess army guys are um you know they can they can uh they can they can be on the tougher side. The thing is, like, people think, like, army guys and, you know, just the military in general, it's like, oh, dude, they know all this, like, they know all these ways to kill you. It's like, no, they squeeze triggers. That's your job is to just squeeze a trigger, shoot the guy who's wearing a towel on his head. You know, soon it'll probably be the Cyrillic speaking dude. just squeeze squeeze a trigger shoot the guy who's wearing a towel on his head you know soon it'll probably be the the cyrillic speaking dude but yeah um i've seen both sides of that on the

army guy i've seen some who who say what you just did like oh no hand-to-hand combat like if that were to ever happen something went horribly wrong that's not what we train for and then i saw another guy who thought he would be badass. He did have great cardio, but he just lost to everybody until he ran and they started roughing up a girl and he could beat her. But it was like, everyone hates the instructor is like, okay,

break this up. And then he rolled with the instructor who just did like take down practice on them. Yeah. Yeah. Those places. That sounds mean. I was never, Scott, have you ever had to do that have you ever had to as the instructor step in and be like hey johnny

you're going a little hard there how about you and i pair off yeah have you done that actually no but the issue that arises is like um i get people who they don't know what sparring really is so they think like oh like i like I got to go hard because I want to be able to hit them. And it's like, of course, I'm going to sound like an asshole saying this. It's like, you're going to lose to me. That's just what's going to happen. Just lose to me, right?

Like if you get a good shot in and you earn it, that's good. Fantastic. That means you're getting better. But like I've been doing this for a long time if i'm going 30 and you go 70 like yeah you're gonna beat me up because i'm being nice you know and that that's the issue that i face typically when it's like two students of mine they're like oh let's go nice and light nice and easy but it's because they think oh i don't need that much to try and like actually hit

this guy to actually beat him but when when they go with me they're like oh let's fucking let's go let's go you know and it's like oh dude like i got work tomorrow i don't want to get hurt man i have a question um because you always see it in movies mostly but but with the advent of cell phone cameras i've seen it more and more on youtube and it's fucking hilarious have you ever seen someone walk into the gym and challenge like the guy you know like whoever like who's the who's the badass here who's the teacher here like like i my i do cobra kai ninjutsu and i say that brazilian jiu-jitsu is bullshit. Who's here? Who stands for Jiu-Jitsu in this gym? Have you ever seen anyone do a gym challenge? I haven't seen that exactly.

Probably the worst thing that I've seen is there was a guy, he was clearly, I don't know if he was just really high on weed or if he had some kind of low-grade opiate thing going on. He walked in. He just had that look of just like a gangbanger. It's hard to... Actually, I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

But anyway, he walked in and he's like, who's the... Alright, I'm not going gonna make it worse but do the accent all right he walked in and he was like yo who to coach around here i was like oh well that that's me right now because it just happened to be a day that I was coaching. He's like, yo, you coach. Yo, I'm trying to like, you know, throw some gloves on, go a couple rounds. And I'm just like, oh, that's not how we do things here. And he's just kind of like, oh, I.

And he just like left. Like, well, I wasay into MMA being like, I'm going to go in challenge someone. And if they don't immediately indulge me, this isn't the life for me. What meant to be, yo, it's like me walking into the DMV and being like,

do you want my taxes? No. Well, then see ya. Like leave as if that's not. I love those videos. I went to another gym and i'm not challenging anyone that's not me what the reality was i was like a six or a nine month white belt at the time

like somewhere in that so i you know do the basic escapes and some of the simplest jokes but i wasn't anybody formidable and i'm addicted to jiu-jitsu it's like it's becoming like uh my personality i'm going to bed reading fucking gracie books to sleep and shit like that. So I had to go on a work trip, and I was like, well, I want to miss whatever it is, 10 days of training. So I asked my instructor for some gym recommendations, and I went out there and I'm just like, hey, can I train with you guys? I'm on a work trip, and they said yes.

Cool. So, you know, I just do, if people don't know, Jiu-Jitsu classes usually break into like an hour or two of like form type roles where they show you something new and step-by-step instructions. And then after that you get to roll. So it got to the rolling part and I'm all excited. Like, all right, I'm going to see, you know, where I stand amongst these people. And this guy was a higher belt i i he was a blue belt but i'm gonna say he was a good blue belt and much better than me and uh i don't remember exactly what happened but i do remember thinking all right this isn't what i hope for but i'm not in danger right now but i was he puts this like gee choke on me where he used his clothing to choke me

and uh it must have happened fast because before i know it i'm like i'm well i'm choked out i'm unconscious and i don't know this until later but the instructor comes over having seen my head in a really awkward angle and tells the guy to stop murdering me and uh i come to and i was like all right all right and i get right back into it but unbeknownst to me i grab the instructor's leg and i start trying to take him down and then i had this stupid fucking thought like i saw his black belt and i i I half understood that people changed, but I was hoping maybe I was the only guy that noticed my opponent swapped. When in reality, the whole gym stopped and started watching the Woody's Unconscious show.

You're like, no wonder this is going poorly. This guy's a black belt. I'm doing pretty good, actually. So the instructor one-handedly defends my takedown until i think better of it and uh did you go back the second night i tried to keep going that night i was like they're like why don't you take a seat by the wall or something and i'm like no no i'm good to go i'm good to go and they're like you're not going anywhere go take a seat by the wall and uh that's when like the headache hit and um it actually was

kind of a bad scene i um i drove back to the hotel that night and i don't think i was good to drive many steps above like an intoxicated driver like all the lights were shining at me oh yeah that's a good concussion and yeah andcussion. I had a burning headache. When I got back to the hotel safely and laid in bed, it was like, I made it. Does choking out give you a concussion? No.

It gave me something else, though. Some sort of headache and disorientation. I think I got choked out a little better than most people do. What you don't realize is the black belt started raining punches down. I don't know. Part of the story. I don't know what he's like,

man, my weak opponents got his blood all over me. Did you go back for another night of that though? At the same place. You mean? Cause frankly, like, like I don't want,

like I'd have been like, well, I'm not going back. They're going to point at me when I walk in and be like, that's the guy Mikey choked out. Yeah, we wiped up the pee before he woke. Yeah. You just have to make a decision not to go back.

I will never walk into that Domino's not too far from my house and pick up another pizza because I did that like three years ago, sad, one random afternoon when I was off work early and I was like, I'm just going to eat a whole pizza by myself. I stopped and went into this walk-in Domino's and immediately, immediately the bearded guy behind the fucking counter was like, yo Taylor from PKA. And I'm like,

yeah, I'm just having, I'm just, I'm just having a get together with, with friends on Tuesday at 3.48 p.m. Just go ahead and whip. Oh, you don't have a pepperoni ready. Then I'll sit in your chair of shame here right near the –

and stay out of the way of the delivery drivers coming in and out. Yeah, cheese works. You just be working, man. It's really cold. Yeah, I like it that way. Yeah, just like no rush. If it's not in the next three minutes, I might openly cry. Yeah, I'll never walk back there because i was humiliated so i would have done the same thing i remember i went to another gym but that was the plan anyway

that i had intended to like like oh i know about these schools i'm finally out in california where at the time anyway jits was like more highly regarded than north carolina jits what's the the worst injury you've seen while teaching, Scott? Actually, not while teaching. One injury was mine. It was my first MMA fight. I threw a kick, and I straight-up kicked wrong, and I dislocated my knee. I walked around on that for three months months and I popped it back in.

Right. Like three months. It was probably like a month and a half, two months. It's been 10 years since that. The other one, though, the worst one, there was this girl. The black belt we had at the time was not real. He was one of those old school. No, it's okay.

You know, Jiu Jitsu for five minutes. Go, no, it's okay. You know jiu-jitsu for five minutes, go compete. He's one of those old school Brazilian dudes. He had this girl. She was doing it for like a month and a half, two months. And the IPJJF competition came around. And she decides she's going to compete. And she got caught in this weird, it wasn't quite a triangle, but it kind of had the markings of it.

And her arm was being twisted this way. So basically it just twisted until it snapped. And I can remember watching that too, because I'm sitting here looking at it and I'm like, all right, this is like a girl, she's young, she's flexible. How flexible is she though? And I turned to the girl that was next to it and I'm like, all right, this is like a girl. She's young. She's flexible. How flexible is she, though? And I turned to the girl that was next to me and I was like, she should probably tap. And then like five seconds later, you just see it was just crazy.

You just see the give, just the immediate give. And you hear the snap. And it was just like, geez, that was insane. Did she handle it well or was she screaming? Was anybody freaking out? I imagine that's not common. was just like geez that was insane did she handle it well or was she screaming was ever anybody freaking out i imagine that's not common i i think i think the adrenaline either adrenaline or shock hit because like she didn't scream at all it was just like snap and then like everything just stopped and she was like oh and she was like holding her arm and uh they had to call in the

uh they had to call in the stretcher. And that was pretty crazy. I went to high school with that girl, too. I sat next to her in one of my classes. So that was extra weird. It was like, oh, hey, nice to see you again. You're going to love it here. It's going to be great.

Jiu-jitsu is so good and so fun. And it's safer than most arts. Oh. Lies, lies, lies. oh break your arm not a chance doll do white belts do leg locks in your gym no no um the the close the well i mean actually a straight foot lock is a leg lock but like um that's really the only thing we we go for because we're we're really big on gi jiu-jitsu we have a little bit of no gi but um for because we're really big on gi jujitsu. We have a little bit of no gi, but we're big on that gi jujitsu, IBJJF rule set, which me, I couldn't even tell you.

I'm not a big rules guy. My thing is can you protect yourself? Yeah, yeah. I should be practicing leg locks more now, though. I should definitely be getting into that more myself I gotta stop slacking on those Have you gotten in a street fight? Because I've heard the arguments online

You obviously know more than us about this And I've seen people be like Yeah, if you're in a real street fight though bro Boxing is king Because you can stay standing and back up And then some jujitsu guy will be like yeah you'll be struggling to punch me when you're wrapped up like a pretzel bitch and like i get both of their sides as an ignorant non-fighter but what do you where do you weigh in on that

i mean i i like i like striking more overall but the somebody mentioned something once i saw it in a comment section um look at boxing matches where like somebody throws a cheap shot and it devolves into a giant brawl uh they're not boxing each other they immediately shoot in for double leg takedowns even though they don't know what those are they're just immediately like i want to take you to the ground whether it's like because i want to beat the hell out of you or if it's like oh no we got to stop this um the like the best way to pacify a single person everybody always talks about like oh uh what if there's multiple people it's like all right fucking don't do this run run yeah exactly yeah um the best way to pacify somebody is to take them down and hold them there you know

like and you'd be surprised because like someone will be walking towards you they're all high and mighty and like you close distance and you just get under hooks on them and like they won't know what's happening they'll just know that you know what's happening and you'll just kind of feel them go from like that to like because they're just like fuck there's no winning this i'm just like all right when you first start grappling you don't know how many gifts you're giving a skilled grappler you know by just like not keeping your elbows in not keeping this tight not now giving them your back like oh i can't hit me now because i gave him my back like what is this christmas so uh

anyway yeah if they get too close to a grappler it's gonna be a problem yeah well it seems like the best response to any street brawl is either have a gun or be fast because they don't ever seem to be one-on-one ever it seems to me i think both you know what if you know how to pick somebody up and slam them on their head, that's infinitely more effective than it ever is in a gym or in a ring because you're on asphalt. So that's probably a really good technique to have or at least a good technique to know how to avoid because every time I see it performed, it ends the same way.

One person's very, very unconscious, and the other person's having the field day on their face. I saw a guy, um, he was experienced in prison fights and they were like, how do they really go? And he says, one, they're a lot shorter than you think they are.

And two, the slam is like the go-to technique. That makes sense. A bunch of metal benches and concrete everywhere. Right. People starting on the top bunk or something. But I've also seen the people who like, it's a big group fight and one person slams someone else.

But all that does to the surrounding allies of the slammed guy is like, oh, this guy's head is at prime kicking level now. The guy who just slammed our buddy. And so I'm just going to boot him in the temple. Oh, now he's unconscious, too. And then, of course, you get the rain of kicks. Again, if there's more than one, just run. I mean, run from one. Like, why are we fighting?

How old are you? My pride is on the line, Kyle. Unless your mom and your girlfriend are there on the sidelines watching, going, yeah, baby, and they're holding each other, then get the fuck out of here. What are we doing? You insulted my driving. What?

Like, you're entering a street brawl. The greatest fighters in the world wouldn't agree to this shit. They really wouldn't. They spend weeks preparing for one person that they know who they watch videos on, and you're like, I can take him. Cowboy Cerrone and anyone

named Diaz agrees to disagree. Those people are only out of jail because of just like favoritism being shown in the judicial system because they have both assaulted motherfuckers in the street and dropped them on video. Mm hmm. Like, I don't know about all that, man. I don't want to get in a goddamn fight. I mean, yeah, but I might have to. My cardio is not great.

You don't think you can get out of there in time? I'm like a dwarf. Good over small, very, might have to. My cardio is not great. You don't think you can get out of there in time? I'm like a dwarf. Good over small, very, very short distances. I heard running is easier on cardio than fighting. I heard Hugh Lowry, the actor that plays House, was telling a story. He worked on a movie where there were some lions or something, and the lion tamer was giving him some sage advice behind the scenes and he's like what do you do if the lion charges you well it's a very old lion it's a very lazy lion tell you and before he's going to come out we let him have sex

and get that that really takes it out of him now they're so if i'm behaving sorely during the interview you know he's like but what if the lion charges me well you take a step back you reach behind you and you grab a handful of shit and you try to throw it directly into the lion's face like that believe it or not it they hate that they'll they'll cower right away and run away and he's like i hate that too where do i get the shit he's like trust me it'll be there did you see that video i sent where the two wrestlers took on the grizzly bear oh yeah that was fucking great two like high school wrestlers like whooped the grizzly bear and like saved each other's lives like it was it would maul one and the other one would start that's so much nicer than the usual videos in there. I like that. It was heartwarming.

I was like, man, nobody died. I mean, they were a little fucked up, but it was like cool stars. Did the grizzly know they were fighting? Yes, the grizzly started it. Okay. All right. Well, then that's very impressive because I've seen those Russian propaganda wrestler ones where it's like, look at me. I'm putting a bear in a chokehold, and it's like that bear has no idea you're fighting. He thinks you're like hugging him and giving him love right now because he's a thousand pound animal.

This grizzly attacked one of them. He did his best to attack back, but his friend heard it and came in and started hitting the grizzly and like doing it. He's the demon of the business as best he could. Then the grizzly like turned to his friend and the first guy goes back, if I recall correctly. And then the grizzly leaves. And they're like, oh, God. Thank goodness.

And then the grizzly comes back for round two. They win round two and the grizzly leaves for good. And they interviewed their coach and they're like, are you surprised they fought a grizzly bear together? He's like, no. I was like, that coach missed an opportunity. He should have been like, that grizzly got off easy. I've been coaching these guys

since eighth grade. They're like, that'd be easy. I've been coaching these guys since eighth grade. That'd be cool. I've been training these boys on bears. How do you think? That's the fifth bear they've defeated. There's no way that that grizzly was... He came back for seconds because he was getting bullied by his grizzly friends. They saw. Get back in there.

What are you doing? You know all the grizzly gals saw that, right? Oh, no. I've got to get back in there. What was the context, though, as to where the dudes were like, fuck, we just got attacked by a bear. Let's hang out. Oh, no. They were pretty fucked up

and they were kind of gathering themselves and thinking, how do we get out of here when the bear came back? Was it Russian? Or was this American? Was it russian or is this like american was it yosemite do i have that part right i don't know where they were but it was like american good um you know white kids dude americans good for too long russians have dominated the bear fighting market and it's about time to get a victory that's not true an american

uh beat a bear to death once broke Broke its neck with a strike. Zach, correct me on that. I read it field and stream one time. I think he grabbed a small log, the one I'm talking about, and Tomahawk chopped him on top of the head. Defeated a grizzly bear. My guy hand-to-hand snapped a bear's neck. So the bear was deviously sleeping. And I could just get a read on his body language. They tell you they

sleep all fall, but I wasn't about to be fooled. They say the mother bear knows how to protect her cubs. Nope. A big fucking bear. And he's like terribly mauled from the attack, but he broke the bear's neck. I'm like 99.99% sure I read this. So a real life revenant story.

Yeah, there you go. Did it. Okay. Veteran survives a grizzly bear attack. Okay, I guess... Yeah, mine's way older too. My story's old, yeah. It's new enough that there's color photos of the guy, but I remember being at the airport needing magazines to read and one of them was like stories of bear attack eight stories of bear attacks and i was holy shit yeah this is perfect

for the airport that is perfect and you try and sneak a fake story past the editorial board at field and stream my friend it does not the man was mauled and the bear lay dead. What more do you want? A selfie from a selfie stick as he fucking bites the bear? What do you want? I don't know, man. We've been overestimating bears this whole time.

These guys act like every wild animal's tough. They're not all tough. There's not a bird on the planet I can't fuck up. There's no way she could have communicated. Get out of here. American heroes taken down by... Oh, he didn't even make peanut butter. What, did he make vinegar? Bullshit.

He didn't invent anything. Just one American hero after another. You're shooting down. We were all on the same team. Yeah, we were. That was a fraud. Didn't even do peanut butter the only commonly used peanut invention we don't have to relitigate this but scott we spent a long time a few weeks ago we were like what else did george washington carver invent and it's like the most

absurd claims of all time board it's either it's border it's either nothing at all or he's the most untalked about genius to have ever existed in the world. He's the Edison of the peanut. He was inventing things in the 1800s that had been invented for thousands of years. Vinegar. Salted peanuts. Unsalted peanuts. That doesn't count twice. Yeah. Dude, that's crazy.

You were filling that list out the way I did papers in like eighth grade where i'm changing the period font size to 13 to get bigger spacing between the lines everyone remember that i don't know if that flies anymore i made a youtube video about that trick yeah early on you're like you're like instead of leading a sentence with like you know this is the number of people who did this, that, and the other thing. You lead off with like, today we will introspect, analyze, discern, and learn about the possibilities. The wordiest nonsense. Meanwhile, like I remember feeling clever in like the seventh grade doing shit like that. And then like, meanwhile, my teacher's reading it reading it like this guy who does he think he's all of these adjectives like well i'm older than you i we do a book report and my family had a set

of encyclopedia in the house like this is back when they were printed and they came door to door and sold them and it'd be like all right do a report on the american revolution so you open up the world book encyclopedia there's your report pre-written for you. And all you need to do is put it into your own words. But gosh darn it, every time I put it into my fourth grade words, it felt like a downgrade. They said it so well here in the encyclopedia. And it's a challenge to make it shitty and put it out of order and just ruin their article. And you have to decide how much to ruin it by how much you change.

I remember like they would be so strict in like middle school or early high school on plagiarism. Like I thought they had like a system that could discern, like immediately identify that, which they didn't in fucking 2005. And so like I would read something in a book and it's like the civil war ended in 1865. And I'd be like, well, I can't use those words. And so I'm like the it's like the civil war ended in 1865 and i'd be like well i can't

use those words and so i'm like the year in which the civil war ended was 1865 it was 64 it was and today we will learn and analyze and speak and discern and discover and dispel any rumors contrary to all that was said. I had one teacher that and this is just a good rule of writing. But like and I think this is senior junior senior year. So late enough for this. She was like, if any of you turn in a paper that begins or at any point has webster's definition of the word or term and like that passage in it that people will do you fail like she was like because you know how people would say like webster's defines

patriotism as the act of loving one's country today we, we will discern, analyze... How good were your high school grades? I had this idea that you were adjacent to straight A's. Yeah, I had good grades. How good? Like mostly A's. Yeah. It was rare that I wouldn't get an A. It wasn't that difficult.

Yeah, I rode the analyze train of wordiness the whole way through. That was the only thing my, uh, my high school did exceptionally well. Science was not great, but writing, they like put us through the ringer. When I would talk to other kids in high school, like on my hockey team, I'd, they'd be like, Oh, I have a paper to write. And I'm like, yeah, it sucks. We have to write a paper, you know, a five page essay in this one class every week. And we always have a paper going on this other one and i learned that most schools didn't have people write like that and so when i went to

college and i went and i was in like a lot we wrote a lot and i remember like what you described exactly that then you're probably a good writer probably i was like the other thing he described where a five-page paper was a pain in the ass event i remember being like we'd have to review each other's papers in college and i had in in my head, this delusion that like, I'm in college now, everyone's going to be like on the ball. Everyone's going to be like pretty astute and studious. And the first paper I had to analyze from this guy and look at the,

he was starting paragraphs with the word because, and I was like, this would not fly in my seventh grade exposition class, much less like being 19 or whatever now, 18, freshman in college. And so it just opened my eyes to like, oh, my God, the average person really doesn't know how to write well at all. We had this made up class. What was it called? Oh, my God. It's just made up.

It was like Life Connections. It was called Life Connections. And everybody had to take it. And it was in a double wide trailer outside the main building. And it was just these two cat ladies

who had free reign over a class every day. All day. It was great. It was great because we did fun shit. But every week there was like a like a presentation that you had to give this this like stand in front of the class and put on a a presentation sometimes it would be like sell a product or sometimes it would be you know tell a

story or we would have you know sometimes it'd just be a report it's kind of fun um that was such a weird class we didn't do anything really in there like we just kind of hung out i'm super curious because i've jackie's had courses like this in her life and they were amazing did you take anything from it that was good um there was so much public speaking it was continuous public speaking and i would just improved your whole life like looking at your career I was already like I you I would just stand there for 10 minutes and tell jokes really about the thing that we were talking about mostly um and that seemed to fly um but yeah you know there's two types of black people

maybe you had that talent anyway and she didn't enhance it or maybe my dad's a good storyteller and uh and so i was always listening to his stories and if i'm good at telling stories that's that's certainly why um because most of the he's the best storyteller that i'd ever like met like obviously we've met lots of cool people on here and throughout my life later on but like he could tell a really good story he kind of puts you he knows to he knows to put you in the setting first it's like well it was this time what you got to know about this was like this it was raining that night and then it had stopped and it had gotten hot so it was steaming on the asphalt and it was hot when he went and he tells these great stories about like them getting into trouble

and car accidents and fights and all sorts of nonsense when he was growing up and they're really fun stories there's an art to that the background information i i tend to make i give lots of background detail but it can be more than you need to know and ruin the flow like that that's the error that i prevent myself from making if i can whereas my wife you do the same my wife is on the other end well she'll just start a story from the middle you don't know what the heck she's talking about it's all he's and they's and i'm like i hate that i do i do that but i also fucking like it's it's crazy i can just make connections So like, I'll start off on topic A, and then I'll go into topic B, and then C, and then D, and then E. And then I'll loop it back down to A.

I'll somehow be like, oh, yeah, and this thing that I was talking about five minutes ago, that's why this. And it's like, people don't get it. Yeah, they're like not tracking with you. Yeah, yeah. It's like people don't get. Yeah. They're like, they're like not tracking with you. Yeah. Were you, Scott, when you were in school and you had to do a group project, were you the person who was like, I'll do some work, but I don't want to present it? Or were you the person who was like, you guys take care of it. I'll present it. I was, I mean, I didn't, I didn't really have an archetype, you know, public speaking speaking wasn't my strong suit, but I could do it.

Plus, we didn't do a ton of group work. It's funny listening to you guys talk about school because I grew up in Massachusetts. And throughout my childhood, I don't know if this is the case anymore, but throughout my childhood, they were like, Massachusetts schools, number one schools in the country. We do it the best. It's so good. You go down south, you go to Louisiana, those people don't fucking speak right.

They don't know shit. They're retards. That's what we're being told, basically. What you guys are saying is like, oh, that sounds harder than what I had to do. What the hell? We also have a pig barn. It's in Massachusetts. You didn't have a pig barn

at your high school? No. Lame. You had a catfish farm though, right? It's next to the pig barn. Where else would it be? Over by where everybody shows the sheeps and the calves in the cat barn. You wouldn't put it next to corn shucking class.

It's next to horticulture. That's horticulture. Yeah. I wish we had outdoorsy stuff. In that way, you guys probably had some cool tech classes or something. No. No? Our electives?

Nothing cool. probably had some cool tech classes or something we had no like no our electives nothing cool my teacher who taught us how to use microsoft excel was clearly like had no idea how this program was used and so i spent a whole semester of her trying to teach accounting on software she clearly wasn't familiar with and so you could just phone it in she didn't realize that like all it took was one kid in the class already being proficient with Excel. It was the same guy that downloaded terabytes of Hollywood movies in like 2004 and got a letter from the FBI saying to stop. And this this guy knew how to do everything. And so he would just like share the file with everyone.

And it's like, oh, man, everyone did it perfectly. We had good electives, I thought. man everyone did it perfectly we had good electives i thought like like we had uh we had a call a class called technology where they did like robotics and um like real deal wiring a kid died um they were wiring a fuse box the year before they would have it would have been 1999 it would have been 1999 when he died it was a year before i started teach wiring with live fucking wires yes it's technology! There's no... I mean, it's high school. These kids are like, you know...

Nail gun class has been a disaster. You joke! We had nail guns! In construction, we absolutely had nail guns. Me and my buddy Daniel were left behind. Everybody else went to go do a thing, and we were deemed too troublesome to be trusted to go

out to the football field and work on the I think they were working on the scoreboard or some shit. We were too troublesome to go so we had to stay behind. We immediately got nail guns out and started shooting at birds that were standing on a wire. There's electrical wires behind the high school.

You just pull back the guard on your left hand. Sounds like you went to the fucking Georgia School of Natural Selection or something. I hope the remaining students have learned their lesson about touching the wires. But I didn't take that class because the kid died.

I always regretted it because they did cool shit. Did you go to his funeral? I didn't know that fucking kid. It was the year before i started high school like i didn't know okay my mistake yeah um but we uh they made an electric car and this is in 1999 2000 2001 somewhere in there and all it was was a pickup truck and the entire bed was full of electric batteries but you know it ran on electric those powered an electric motor and it had like a a little uh you know you'd have to take it back to the school and charge it but they would drive the town and

back and do shit with it i thought that was so cool that they made their own electric car and then there was construction welding and automotive and all three of those departments were like incredibly well funded like they they they did oil changes and body work all day every day in there and it's the same thing in metals. They were always fabricating cattle trailers and horse trailers and stuff like that and selling them for $10,000. Then construction was always cranking

out gazebos and things like storage sheds and shit like that, dog houses, whatever. Whatever they could sell. I like that. That's useful. That's helpful. It's like teaching you practical things you would actually want to know how to build not birdhouses yeah oh yeah we didn't build birdhouses we didn't have anything like that fucking and i like as i was thinking about it i realized that's why we had the number one schools is because like you could you could

you could suck at woodwork and fail like me i shouldn't have graduated high school fucking they put me in a remedial math class where they just like they gave us fucking sheets to fill out and literally if you wrote your name and and did the first question and then left everything else blank they'd be like all right well you know he tried his best literally literally just fucking pushed people through yeah and it's like holy shit i think the coolest classes we probably had were uh video production and uh uh computer uh some kind of computer class and we just goofed off the uh the the video production class i got put in vid pro two instead of one and i was like well i don't know anything but there was a girl that i kind of

you know was digging so i was like no no it's cool it's cool. I'll stay here. I'll stay here. And, uh, the guy who ended up, um, teaching that class was a dude who I'd end up training with for years. So he just let me watch like MMA shit in the class all day. And, uh, that was the video production class. That would have been so cool. Yeah, no, it was pretty cool. Like I cool like i'm not some big vid pro guy or anything but i did kind of i did kind of realize like i i enjoy it i enjoy the process we had drama but i'll be honest it seemed gay and and so i and everybody kind of it is and nobody really did it except for like the gay guys there weren't any straight guys in drama like like you don't

want to were they actually gay or just not as rough and tumbley? I'm underselling my own point. I did have fun in my middle school drama class. This is high school drama. This is real drama. This is big leagues, Taylor. Okay. I wasn't cut out.

I never had the makings of a high school drama class kid. Someone from the newspaper is going to watch this. It's going in print. This is the big leagues. Day one, I broke out Indian Guy. Hated it. I took all the computer classes I could.

All the computer electives I could. I nearly failed high school because I tried to just cheat my way through one of them. Or maybe two of them. I took a year of fucking typing in high school even though I already typed I tried to just cheat my way through one of them or maybe two of them. I took a year of fucking typing in high school

even though I already typed quite well as well as I do now. That was just an easy A. You're literally playing video games that involve typing fast. There's like Asteroid Defender and words are going to hit your base. You got to type those words to stop them from... Ah, fuck. Appalachia hit me.

It's fucking cool. Great game. And a great elective to take when you already know how to type. And then I took CAD, Computer Aided Drafting. And God bless that teacher. I saw... I think his son was my first judge. And my thing, I was like,

hey. He was the judge that I did like the video you do a video conference um to to this first judge from jail it's like it's a very classy affair from jail they have like a video monitor and you like talk to him is that pre-covid yeah yeah yeah way pre-covid yeah like several years pre-covid at that point um what was i gonna say the judge he passed me though because like i got to the end of the year and i had like a 60 because i just hadn't done things i just hadn't done anything i wasn't bad i just wasn't cooperating and he put me in a back room and told me to do paperwork and i did meters of paperwork, miles of paperwork for him that were, but it looked like

I was writing reports, but I was writing gibberish. I was writing song lyrics and gibberish and I would hand him pages and pages of gibberish and the top page would be like real work and the rest was, and I was always like, please don't read it. please don't read that second fucking page what was the nature of this paperwork it was i was going through the the um the book for computer aided drafting and um and doing all of the the um the questions and the um and the explanations and just writing gibberish are you gonna get all? Did you learn anything? It was 10th grade. It was whatever year the DC Sniper happened. It was that year.

I don't remember. I remember building bridges in there. I remember lots of projects like that where we were just designing load-bearing structures. That's all I really remember. I've been teaching myself CAD. I got a 3d printer a couple months ago and you have to learn to design shit and i was like i know a little bit of cad then you're fucking designing load bearing

bridges i put a cone with holes in it so the fish food melts out like that's the level i am so i mean um i i the program we were using back then is probably light years different than what you're using now um yeah I feel like if you learn word processing back then on word you'd step into google word quickly oh yeah for sure I that's the class that I really almost felt computer applications and you learned like all of the computer applications the microsoft like fucking book of them and at first i was i was doing the work but i like hadn't saved my work or something i can't remember exactly how i cheated it wasn't that i hadn't done my work it was that i hadn't saved it and i hadn't printed out hard copies and now i was like going to fail because i didn't have like a semester work of worth of proof.

And somehow or another, I copied someone else's onto a thumb drive and I took it home and I printed it out on our printer and tried to turn it in as if I printed it on her printer. And she recognized the difference between laser and inkjet and fucking failed me with like a 42 or something like that it was heartless fucking sherlock holmes up in there like like like shutting me down she's like this is this is ink how can you tell i'd never look at that and think that it's not your bitch. I know how to use Excel. She didn't even test me. They what a

so they had video production. They didn't have anything. See, Woody had oh my God, Woody, lay out some of your cooler electives because every time I hear it, I'm like, I'm genuinely ashamed of where i went and so so jealous that you grew up with with all the things just the swimming pool honestly like we have a goddamn swimming pool yeah our high school had a swimming pool but the swim team

trained in a bigger one the uh the four challenges is the one you're thinking of where i forget what the four challenges even were, but I remember the physical one involved whitewater rafting and that story I've told a few times. What the deal was is our school was really, really well funded. New Jersey schools pay a little better than most and Ocean City, New Jersey paid the most. So we had pretty good teachers.

And it was well funded because most of the homes were empty but still paid real estate taxes, which are what funded the school. So, yeah, we had a real estate base really for about a quarter million people with families of 18,000 getting the benefits of it. And that's just that no schools funded like that. They changed it since then. We didn't have a soccer team until like my senior year. Our gym classes were so fucking well funded. I don't know if it's normal for everybody to have leather gloves.

Yeah, we had fencing. We had archery. We had golf. Archery? Yeah. We had golf. We had golf. Did you have golf?

We had fencing. We had horse riding. Fucking golf. We had fencing. We had horse riding. fucking... West Ria dancing. Fox hunting. Our girls cross country team was undefeated for 18 years in a row.

Well, one, they were good and the coach was good, so that's a big part of it. But I guess another part of it is they were really good at running in soft sand and every visiting school would just get absolutely like the shit kicked out of them when we when we put our course through the soft sand. And I thought that was funny. I saw over on my favorite YouTube channel. Police activity.

uh they have 28 they have 28 minutes of unedited body cam footage of the officer who goes up onto the building where the trump sniper was and he like stands over the body and chats for half an hour he talks to a secret service guy with a suit and tie um you get this you you get a clear view of how he got up there like where the building is in relation to everything, what kind of shot it was to, to even mention that that roof is slanted is just poppycock. It's like, if anything, the slant makes it more comfortable because if you can imagine lying flat

and trying to shoot something over there, it's, it's, it's actually a little bit nice. It's, it's like, it's like a reclining chair. It's like a beach chair for this guy to shoot elevated on that.

So we probably all heard that the reason people weren't on it was because of the slant. I don't know who said that. Was it the chick who got fired who was at the top? I think it was the head of the Secret Service. That was the initial reason for not... And if anybody wants to see some wild shit

that it doesn't matter what side you are politically, go listen to that lady being interviewed by Congress and how evasive and ignorant she plays and how many times she purges herself in the course of a few hours. It is wild.

It is wild. And to see, I hate to see when Marjorie Taylor Greene gets up there because she starts talking about conspiracy. She's like, is there a conspiracy to kill Donald Trump that you're the head of? And it's like, shut up, firecracker. One of these laureates we have up here because they do this for a living.

But she got absolutely decimated up there. On both sides. And it looked bad. They were like, what is your problem, more or less? Like, what are you thinking right now? Do you think these cameras aren't turned on? Do you think that I'm not an important, powerful person? You are under some mistaken ideas, man.

This is ridiculous. She probably felt untouchable. She's like, I haven't even lost my job yet. My opinion is on the other side, which doesn't mean I'm right. But I'm on the... She probably thinks I'm i'm right but i'm on the she probably thinks i'm already fired she's like can i just quit yesterday why do i have to go through that like i get it i'm gone i'm gone you know like so fuck this whole thing i get them trying to get more information out of her because it's like you know i understand someone new yeah yeah i can also see

why she was like i I can't recall. I don't know. Kyle said she purged herself. And he's probably right. I only saw some highlights. But the highlights I saw were all like, I don't know. I'd have to look into that. We'll hold people accountable, but unspecifically.

Yeah. Shit like that. If you're obstinate about it, it just makes it look like there is more behind the scenes. Yeah, it was a lot of little things. It just makes it look like there is more behind the scenes. Yeah, it was like little things. Did you phone the agents who were, you know, tackled President Trump to the ground and stood between him and bullets the night of?

No, they were still working. How about the next day? Yes, I believe the next day. Are you sure? Because it's 72 hours. You are under oath. You sure you called them the next day? It could have been 72 hours.

It was 72 hours later that you called them. And it's like, why aren't you on this lady? This seems like something you'd be good at. It's not, I don't know how directly responsible she is to all the shit happening. You would think if she didn't give, she would be the one to approve more agents or the distribution of agents or maybe even policy. So you could blame her there. But whoever was running the show on the day

is the... Where's that guy? We need to find him. I don't care what color or race or sex he is. She is. Probably a white guy. I'm picturing a mean white guy. The same one in those... Not mean enough, clearly. You ever see those home security

commercials in the middle of the day and it's always a white burglar? Yeah. I mean, I live in fear of a Polish guy barreling through my window. Is that a white burglar? Where is your electric television?

Please. Is he a white rhino or did he get a tattoo? No, he's Swedish or something. Or Italian. He has a little Mario in something. That's what he, yeah, yeah. Or Italian. Mamma mia. He was a little Mario in there. Yes. Whoever's running the show on the day

is the person who's also responsible for like, you know, like maybe that lady put the team out there and she set the rules, but this other person was coaching on the day of, whoever that was. They need to be held responsible too. Like it seems like such, it's such incompetence that

it really is easy to look at it and see conspiracy when it's someone as controversial as Trump. I've heard, maybe we said it, that there were people inside that building, but not on top of it. Is that part true? Dude, it's so much worse than that.

I don't think I'm wrong about this, but I skimmed through the 28-minute video. So the guy's standing over the dead body on the roof, and he's talking to another agent. And that agent points over to the building right next to them. They're connected by a little walkway that's maybe eight feet. And there's windows in it that look out toward the grounds that were where all this shit happened and they're like that guy in there he's the one who saw him earlier and sent us the pictures of him from like an hour and a half ago he was the suspicious guy that we lost and it's like what the fuck if that guy would just look out the window he could shoot this guy with his

pistol like he's like a level below them or a half a level below them and laying out on this roof and they're just right there in that window like a sniper team is and i don't mean the one on the the peaked uh roof behind trump i mean like right next to him like 20 yards tops it's like it's so it's almost hard to think it's just sheerly incompetence because it would take a level of incompetence that's so staggering to see someone on the roof for a half hour plus. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not true.

There were people in the crowd pointing it out way earlier. Yeah, but not a half an hour. That'd be crazy town. One of the crowd would have beaten him up in half an hour. So the timeline is a little sketchy, but it's something like up to two hours before when nobody, when the crowd wasn't even gathered, the kid was flying a drone over the place doing recon. They found the drone. They've got video from the drone. They know he was doing it. Then like an hour and a half before Trump takes the stage, he's photographed

and videotaped walking around, kind of casing the joint, looking for where he's going to go, videotaped, walking around, kind of casing the joint, looking for where he's going to go, I'm sure. And I think that's when the Secret Service is like overheard in that police activity video, kind of mentioning, this is the kid we took a photo of earlier. I've also seen him in like a person from the crowds, just, you know, in the background, it's like, holy shit, that's him with the gray shirt walking over there. And so that's like an hour and a half before but once he crawls on the route everything happens very quickly like three minutes from the time he gets up there to the time trump gets shot or something like yeah but they'd been keeping an eye on him for hours at that point they had lost him uh for over in an hour and a half since the last time they had like seen him

he'd probably gone back to his car to get his gun or get ready or get all the shit together just speculating there but there is that video where there's about 90 seconds of this person with his iphone sees the sniper and is worried about the sniper he's right there he's right there gun gun and it's like 90 seconds of this it reminds me of that goddamn uber driver whose passenger is getting pinata in the back with knives and he won't step on it's like come on we got to do something now but there's no way to get anybody's attention certainly not the snipers up on roofs or whatever and the guy starts shooting he shoots like seven or eight times like that so i i originally thought that the protection team was too small but if there's a lot of people

inside the building fucking about, people not paying attention to the person of interest, etc., I almost wonder if they weren't too small, if they were just too complacent. If they sat there and didn't work very hard that day, assuming that a guy like Trump doesn't have people

who dislike him, then that's a bad assumption. And again, this is... Oh, then that's a bad assumption. And again, that's, oh, sorry. No, please go. That's like, that's kind of what I was going to say is like,

like, I, I don't know where I fall. Like there's things where I'm like, ah, that's a few too many coincidences. But then there's also like, you're a secret service guy.

You know, you did your time and whatever you had to do to get your you know, to get up to this point. You walk around for like five years and nobody ever takes a swipe at the president. Nobody even gets close to it. You're getting to the point where you're seeing people who look suspicious and you're like, I better keep an eye on him just to see that rally. They're all suspicious looking. Exactly. Exactly.

They're all they're all traitors from what i'm told but um like 2024 election fucking uh oh we got another one of these things we got to go to pennsylvania this time fucking whatever all right bro whatever fucking dude i'd rather be at my daughter's birthday party right now whatever who cares and then it just kind of like snowballs into, oh, no, that roof's going to be fine. Who's going to fucking take a shot at him anyway? You know, I think you might be on this. There's a term for it. I forget it.

But it happens to TSA agents where, you know, the people who check on TSA and put a knife in the luggage or whatever, a gun in the luggage is a better example. And it gets past them. Why did it get past them? Because for the last 37,000 pieces of luggage, there was no gun in there. And they just learned that if you just wave it through, nothing happens. There's no one's putting guns in the luggage until someone tries to slip one by and they succeed most of the time. And that's what's up.

You know, too many. I think for dogs, when they train the dogs, they give them something to actually find every once in a while. Because if you don't. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They forget how to do it. Yeah. They forget that ever saying yes is a thing.

Yeah. I mean, that does make sense. And I would also like if it's a big group of people, I could them psychologically thinking the same with the tsa where it's like it's not that big a deal if i'm not hard scoping these bags or these people too much because there's a hundred people here someone will catch it there's am i the only one who thinks that guy's suspicious oh well then i maybe i'm not just maybe i'm the weirdo yeah like there's other roofs like there were several problems with with the security on that place. If you saw the big map, there's a water tower over there

that's more like a 300 or 400-yard shot. That's from way elevated. Nobody was up there either. Nobody had that covered. The whole thing is just complacency. Dude, if the guy missed from that roof, he would have been a mile high from that fucking water tower. It's complacency. Dude, if the guy missed from that roof, he would have missed he would have been a mile high from that fucking water tower. It's complacency.

Although I guess he didn't actually miss. It's because Trump turned his head. Every time someone's attempted to as far as I know, like, God, haven't they almost succeeded more or less? If you think about it going back, like the attempts. We don't know all the fails, you know. How many successes?

I'm not talking about Lincoln and what? How do we not know all the fails? Are we many successes i'm not talking to lincoln and how do we not know all the fails are we talking about the fail where they got the guy on the way there or something roosevelt and they didn't brag about it reagan uh there's been several reagan he's a he's a fail that way yeah there's been there's been more than a few that have just been dumb luck like that but i wouldn't call that like the the reagan things isn't really even a i mean he he he got him like like this he got him you know the problem was he was using a small caliber gun and he didn't know what he was doing right he was just a crazed person but he was able to get through any and all security there was every time someone's tried they've done it

as far as different ways to define success again you said that but like what's the scenario where we don't know when did the secret service jump in front of a bullet and keep it secret honestly i think you're right and that it's is the secret service as ineffective as the tsa seemingly if what you're saying is true and just intuitively it seems true the way lately they are yeah i mean when that was the biggest z team of all time like if like that looked like a tsa group as far as i know the secret service handles uh like counterfeit money and harassing uh music artists who say the wrong thing i'm pretty sure that's like how do i get how do i i guess counterfeit money that big of a deal massive are they putting

all of their eggs in that basket maybe why are we who handles counterfeit money secret service oh yeah i know they do crypto too it was one of the first presidents that assigned them to that too it was like i forget why but there was a reason he was like no i want you guys to be the ones i can see you guys sucking at preventing us from getting assassinated. So we need to give you something else to do. So you're not a total waste of time. Abraham Lincoln installed the Secret Service. So maybe that means that he did it because the South was printing fake U.S. dollars to fuck with the U.S. economy and create inflation.

That would have been genius if the South was doing that, by the way. Think about that one. The South was on their own money at the time. I don't think they were. But he's saying they were ruining the money supply by the way. Think about that one. The South was on their own money at the time. I don't think they were... But he's saying they were ruining the money supply for the North as an economic attack. Oh, I didn't know they did that. I thought they were all about Confederate bucks.

I'm guessing. I'm just guessing based on the timeline of when he joined in, why you would need some sort of anti-counterfeit money force installed during the 1860s. I hate how lame the Secret Service is in my eyes now. I always thought they were so cool.

I thought it would be like, you know that Asian guy that's American and he's a fucking NASA astronaut. NASA Navy doctor surgeon. This guy is maxed out in every stat and I figured that guy would be like, like oh that's the

kind of secret service guy a guy who looks at a situation like that immediately analyzes who the threat is oh it's the guy with the gun and then they analyze i like the idea of the person being protected bullying the secret service like just surprising them with a bike ride and they just start running. Getting exhausted. Having to swap out runners because they can't keep up with the presidential bicyclists. There were too many overweight Secret Service that day. Did anyone notice? I know Woody noticed that. Frumpy, lesbian

looking fucking beat cop type chicks. Only the Shane Gillis sister one jumped out at me as bad. When the president was first, I'll call it tackled, but don't hold me to that. Most of those guys seem like Secret Service central casting to me. They prefer the term enveloped. They all seemed fine.

Even the girl with the ponytail was all over him putting her body on the line. But small. She's a little small. I think you want maybe a bigger body, but who fucking cares? She was over there doing another thing, and she sprinted over and jumped on him that was awesome again shane gillis's sister shane gillis's sister is like cowering in fear and then can't holster her gun dude they have so much footage of her trying to holster her gun it's like why did you have it out that much she got it out three different times in two different

locations it was crazy yeah i heard the footage was altered to make her look bad. And I'm like, okay, let me see the unaltered footage. Let me see what's up. Now I don't know what to believe. Yeah, no, dude. I saw her in two different locations with her fucking gun out. I'm not defending her. We're talking about an overweight woman.

You know I'm not an ally. The fat was in the way. She had to reach over with her left hand. I'm not even joking so there was a there was fat in the way of her holster it's a problem that fat people have when they wear holsters you got to push your fat rolls out of the way so that you can get the gun out or back in especially it's and if you haven't like practiced it and look i never practiced that i think i always thought holsters and drawing was stupid as shit like i'm not i thought that was stupid as shit i have i'd miss it too if i tried to stick a gun in a holster i'm not you know what they should have to do all these secret service people who

failed that day they should have to have failure tattooed on their face boogie style so that everyone knows you're the one who failed to stop the And the women can't grow a beard. And they can't grow the beard. Yeah, that's true. I think you need a little cover-up makeup. If you want a good movie about the Secret Service that'll make you feel like they're badasses, it's Clint Eastwood in a movie called In the Line of Fire. He plays like an over-the-hill, too-old agent.

It'd be unbelievable now, now that I know the truth, now that I know they're apparently futzing around, Mr. Magoo-ing about, going, be unbelievable now now that i know the truth now that i know they're apparently futzing around mr mcgoo and about going that guy with a gun on the on the roof is must be a must be a goober must be like looking at fucking michael in the woods through a scope just doing it for a better view eating those fucking mushrooms i have my pants yeah that's a good fucking episode um yeah the whole thing it i maybe 50 years i'll say this if that person had been successful and killed trump this would have been one of those conspiracy theories and it would have lived on just like jfk it would be as it would be bigger than jfk as far as like the the the movies and the documentaries and the studies and the

microscopic like oh but you don't know about the the the water tower shooter do you you don't remember the glint in the woods what about the popping noises on the eastern lawn yeah there'd be all these little these little tidbits and it would be studied over and poured over woody i'm talking about if trump had died how how crazy the investigation and the legacy of that event would be because we have the i think it's zapruder film it's fucking probably a polack or something um that was just a guy who happened to be there with a camera that was better than most people had back then and it's pretty good he's got the camera on kennedy when he's when he gets shot if you've ever seen jfk which is a tremendous fucking movie you want to see jfk it's great highly recommend it um you see his head get blown off basically but it's still that old 60s bumpy stabilized i don't know

small millimeter um film eight millimeter film or something trump was in hd on fucking cnn live there were 15 000 people there or some shit watching live everybody was watching that guy's face right there in front of you. They're zoomed in on it in 4K. If he had died, it would have been, it would be bigger than JFK, the way they poured over the conspiracy theories. And who set it up? I think it was the Iranians. They made a plot just before. I think it was the mob. No, it was the Duke of Belgium. He never let it go when Trump bumped him out of that photograph. His wife saw that, and she left him right after for the mailman. I'm not going to be disrespected.

They will once again know that Belgium is a real country and not just a little vassal state of the United States. We have tens of military members. I still feel like we should know more about the shooter like he seems to be the only 20 year old on earth about social media and that's definitely someone had to have like scrubbed that shit he's a registered republican who donated money to the get out the vote portion of act blue, which is like a, a, you know, getting more votes for Democrat. Like this guy, definitely. Yeah.

He looks like the guy. He has no, I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if he had no friends, but, and I did see some interviews with people who were like, yeah, this guy,

I briefly knew him in school nine years ago. And it's like, wow, they had to go deep. This guy really did have no friends. They interviewed his, they interviewed his guidance counselor. And they were like, was he bullied? And he he bullied and he was like absolutely no i'm just bad

at my job when he said absolutely not i was like you might need to investigate you further sir like you were being way how do you fucking know how do you fucking know other than some neat-spirited mk ultra guys who'd come over to his house sometimes. The BlackRock guys were so cool with him that they all knew each other by first names. They had nicknames. It's hard to get any information about who this guy really is, right? Like Taylor mentioned, he's a registered Republican, but he donated to

a Democratic cause. And then he also apparently argued the conservative points in high school debate class every heckin' time. He was the only guy who did, according to high school school classmates i don't know how reliable that is right like how tied in are they um and then there was a high school classmate who said that he was bullied a lot and then a guidance counselor who said he wasn't it's like no matter what you want to think he is you can find your side in that in what i just said and also i would trust a classmate over

discerning whether or not another classmate was bullied over a guidance big time they have like 100 the guidance counselor isn't gonna know especially i don't know what your relationship with your guidance counselor was non-existent non-existent is the is exactly right so fuck that old fucker who clearly was lying to be on the news or whatever the fuck but i did see the gun and man i was just like get a little closer so i can see get a little i know what it is it doesn't matter it's an ar but i wanted to see the optic i was so interested what kind of optic he had yeah it was i don't that's what it looked like but i couldn't see it well enough to call it um i couldn't tell you which red dot it was. I just read about it in the news. It was a red dot.

That explains why he didn't achieve his target, I guess, to some extent. Although we have seen him hit it if Trump didn't do his spastic head movement. Fair enough. Not in the middle of the head.

And they're trying to kill me, believe me, believe me. And he just, like, throw the head to the side. I need somebody to make that meme, they haven't done it yet, where, like, Trump dodges the bullet, and then you cut to Morpheus going,

he's beginning to believe. That was, like, I know that you hate Trump. And rightfully so for many of the things, look, Trump's a very flawed, awful person. I know you hate Trump. Rightfully so for many of the things. Trump's a very flawed and awful person. I know you hate Trump. He's full of hate. He's such a political guy.

What I loved about it, I saw so many TikToks of very left-leaning people being like, then he just stood up like a badass and pushed the Secret service kind of aside made him let him put his shoes back on ideals and he started yelling he started pumping his fist and saying fight kind of looked like he was pissed off and wanted to beat the guy up who shot

him it was it was the coolest thing i've ever fucking seen um and also i think it was pretty cool and you gotta admit like i think some people would trump clearly got his reaction to being shot was anger i think that's a little bit telling about like like what he's actually about because like you're getting an unadulterated moment right there you got to believe that right like that's not drama look i will say that later if he got shot if he got shot and and was like all right, how do I sell this? While he's down there and the blood's dripping, what's the move?

Do I fight or fight power or get him? What do I say? If he's thinking like that, then that's wrong. Here's my chance. If he thinks like that and that's impressive in its own right but but i don't think

he was thinking about anything i think like when he stood up and uh i heard the unfiltered audio or whatever so you can hear the secret service through the stadium microphone that trump was using and they're like shooters down so trump knows in this moment that like the guy's dead and then he stands up and he's clearly angry and saying fight. I thought there was a little telling about his personality. You know that what would Obama have said when he stood up and pumped his fist? I'm not saying Obama would have been cool. He would have called for you.

My fellow Americans. My fellow Americans. Forgive him! He'd have done that like Jesus Christ himself. Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do. They tried to kill me today. Believe it or not. It was probably a white guy.

It's hard to find pictures of him on the ground. When I saw him on the ground, he looked panicked and scared. To me, that was his first reaction. Oh, you're alone on that island. He looked badass when he stood up and was yelling fight after he got shot. I didn't say when he stood up, when he was on the ground.

He did just get shot. He got his ear pierced. I've seen nine-year-old girls that didn't look so panicked. Trump was enveloped with agents. This is a procedure typically done at the moment. And get it straight. Trump wasn't collapsed. Oh, the coping for this.

Trump had five grown men and one medium-sized woman on his back. I've had that. I only came once. Woody, watch this video if you're Trump golfing a little bit. He got shit out of the ball. I've seen him golf. Look, I can't take knocks at it.

His putting is weird, but I'm told it's effective. He has a weird follow-through. He learned it during the 40s or something like that it's an old guy i bet it's a compensation for something else like you know what i always do this i put a spin on it and now it goes straight he's like 81 and his shoulder 79 and 78 and his shoulder's not great and so he has to like do some weird movement i i don't know enough about golf to analyze it,

but my younger brother is addicted to golf, plays constantly, loves it. And he sent me a video of Trump and I don't recall the guy's name. He's like the biggest. He's like Goku going super second down there. You thought that was fear? Panic.

That was determination. He was resolved. That looks like an album cover. That does look like an album cover that doesn't look like a guy who's like i don't know in fight mode to me but i can't deny he had been his ear was pierced he had been shot five seconds before this he should he should have ran towards the bullets like a viking berserker that's what he says he should have ripped out of his shirt they're like what would you do if you're at a school shooting he's like i'd run in there

and save everyone everyone's like you're so full of shit and it turns out he doesn't do that what are you talking about he didn't run towards the shooter and take out him like you said he would he got shot and then stood up and yelled fight fight what a pussy i know oh i mean uh well another another thing about that too, though, is like, I think it's pretty impressive that he's 78 and he can move the way he does.

Like my, um, my, my grandfather died when he was 80 and he was like, he'd have to call like one of us. If, if we didn't answer, he'd have to call the fire department.

If he like fell out of bed, you know? And it's like the fact that he can still, the fact that he could be in that situation where first off he doesn't have a heart attack immediately but then second he has to hit the deck quick, have mad people

jump on top of him. Those are some big bitches. I wouldn't want them on top of me. And then he just gets back up and he's able to... Do you give him credit for hitting the deck quickly, like with agility? He got tackled by the Secret Service. Did he get tackled?

He ducked. A crash test dummy could have done that. Oh yeah, you're right. He got tackled to the ground right after those popping noises that confused him. Just some propaganda coming from the MSNBC over there. All truth. I hear he didn't even get shot MSNBC over there. All truth.

I hear he didn't even get shot. You don't believe he got shot, right? No. There was a time when I had heard it was a ricochet. That was like a news report and I kind of wanted to believe it for a while but I don't think it was a ricochet. They said it was a teleprompter had been shattered and glass had hit his ear. That's the story.

That was being reported, yeah. But you fell for one too. You said he was shot in the chest and he thought he had a bullet in his wrist. No, I did not. I absolutely did not. You posted the picture. I didn't post the picture, either. Stand by.

This is true. You posted the picture and you said, shot to the chest. I'm not an expert. Just asking questions. That's almost exactly what happened. This is great. Yeah, it was hardcore what he did.

Recovering from being shot that quickly. Yeah, I'm not trying to suck his dick, but it's like, I can't imagine if I'd be on my game after getting fucking shot at a political rally. I think I'd be solo to the ground and trying to get the fuck out of there. Yeah, if you told Biden to do a burpee,

they'd need to bring the Secret Service in to get him back up. Poor Biden. They'd have to attach ropes to him. They'd have to weekend at Bernie's and marionette him around. I haven't been shot at, but I've been around. It was Taylor. I haven't been shot at but I've been around Taylor posted a picture of his vest with his jacket with the hole

in it and said did he take one in the vest I thought it was Kyle my bad that's okay that was during the fact finding time where we were all sharing what is this what's going on here it turned out that was photoshop There's a lot of pictures that show

it. Yeah. That would have been really cool if he had though. If he pulled out the bullet. I don't think he would have done that. Or maybe he would have. He's apparently he never leaves showbiz mode.

The show must go on to him at all times. I appreciate that. I want that in at all times. I appreciate that. I want that in my supreme leader. I mean, president. King. I mean, whatever he decides to call himself, I'll fucking salute, because when you don't,

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any day you don't do it you miss a day and the door is closed okay easily a year a year you would do 12 hours a day i'm from the midwest it's a joke i'd be i'd be flying through that i've done 12 hour drives on my head and if i'm being paid 50 i've drove 12 hours to spend thousands of dollars honestly i think it was four miles an hour they just put that baby in idle you know head one direction for like 11 hours and come home in one this is that's actually a really good idea there's no reason to go to like california every day yeah cruise control on the highway at 28 idling effectively and then you just turn around zoot at home yeah that's i would i mean the 50k a day like checking my bank account with an extra 50 every single day like i feel like my loved ones

everyone would understand they'd be like oh is taylor coming to this this wedding no he's not he's got to drive 12 hours a day for 50 grand oh yeah he definitely needs to keep doing that i hope he keeps doing it for a while you know's life-changing generational money. If I did that for one full year... I did the math. It's just over $18 million. Yeah. I do that for one year and I have generational wealth for my hopefully future kids, family. So yeah, at least a year. I would be in grind mode. Let me catch you up, Kyle. Hypothetical question. $50,000 for doing a 12-hour round trip every day is $50,000. But if for some reason you don't complete the 12-hour

round trip, the opportunity ends, the doors close, there is no tomorrow on this. How many days in a row? How much money do you need before you stop enduring this 12-hour round trip every day? It's a car drive? Yeah. I guess. You can take a bike if you want. I don't know. Do I have to drive? You do have to drive, yeah.

It's for 50k though, dude. A day. You can have a passenger. Yeah, I mean I guess what I try to do it's what um you know i i would want to live nowhere at the logistics but for for the sake of entertainment what i would try to do is get a large comfortable to drive vehicle and i mean since it's your job and you make $50,000 $1.5 million a year or so now $18 million

math is so off $18 million a year you didn't factor in me not being good at math I was trying to help you I didn't mean to it's a whole bunch of money $50,000 a day so you could just

have your spouse, your whole family in your motor home potentially, or at least like a sprinter van pimped out back there. So maybe it handles traffic better. But man, you'd go for a long time, I guess. You just consider yourself a very well-employed truck driver until you had enough stuck away, I guess. Or maybe you just... You're a rambling man.

My number was so much lower. I feel like I'm like three million what is that 60 days I do my math right um you do this for two months and you don't you have enough I know 18 million feels even more comfortable it'd be hard to stop it'd be hard to like I'd want to have enough money that I could spend like a fool on nonsense the rest of my life but also have enough that like to like I like a fool on nonsense the rest of my life but also have enough that like to like i was giving an enormous sum to my kids are you sure it's 18 million i don't what do you just put it in the calculator app ah and taylor i'm sorry and zach came up with

the same number well i hate to argue with calculators if you think about it if it was 100 grand a day it would be 36.5 million total right dude well i think you would just make it there would be something about quitting that would seem wrong you know like it it would it would be like are you sure you don't want to just you know drive again tomorrow you've done it 1800 times in a row why not one more well like let's say you did it 300 times in a row right and you're what is that that's incalculable nobody knows how much money that is but um you have 15 million dollars with 15 million dollars do you really have to wake up and earn 50 000 today but you could imagine like telling your wife you're like you know what i'm gonna get that fucking bugatti i'm gonna get

that two million dollar bugatti so whoa whoa whoa. Then we're down to $13 million. How about you drive for another month, big fella? Then you can have your Bugatti. While you're driving to earn your Bugatti, you've got your screen right there where you're clearly watching your shows. You've done this drive 300 times in a row. You can watch a show while you do it.

You're just finding more things to spend your money. Oh, a yacht? Oh, I could do... Oh, it's easy to sail the atlantic when you have staff like it would be that would be appealing after a while right like 15 million is a ton of money but imagine what kind of boat you could buy for 15 million yeah but then on on the flip side of that though there becomes a trap because like that's that's what happens with like athletes is um even if they think they're being responsible with their money they're not because that mansion they bought there's tax the fucking cars tax boat tax you know like it gets to a point where i i feel like it would get to a point where you're like all right now i'm driving just to maintain, not even to get.

Right? Are you working for your stuff or is your stuff working for you? Yeah. Well, you wouldn't want to just buy $15 million worth of stuff, obviously. But no, that's a hard one. I think I would even call it $50 million that you've stuck away. Man, it's hard to throw away another $50 million. You know what? Time out.

I'm thinking about what the interest is earning me at this point per day. It doesn't make any sense to drive my route anymore. That's probably when I do it. Figure that math out for me, calculator man. At what point would my interest be 50 grand a day? That's incalculable. That can't be done, Kyle. You're asking an impossibility.

Well, I'm going to need you to multiply several figures. There may even be, shockerer a bit of long division but uh no no letters will come in i've never had to long divide in adult life it was a fucking lie really total like needed a lot of gravel or a bunch of boards or something i mean you just pull up your phone or a calculator oh you mean on like oh yeah i mean like hand uh pen to paper doing no i haven't done it i haven't done in a very very long time probably last time i was i was like doing sheet rock or something like literally on a construction type thing and it was before cell phones had calculators yeah so a long time um so you do it for how long scott the drive uh i don't know um me like i'm not i'm not i'm not extravagant you know so it my main concern would be like can i buy an okay house and then like just like shut the fuck up and never talk to anybody again you know probably

like uh i'd say i'd say at least a month you know i'd sacrifice a month yeah so you'd get 1.5 mil in that month but i feel like you get addicted to it a bit at that point where you'd be like what am i in my head i'd be thinking what am i gonna do in the next 12 hours here that i won't regret at the end of that 12 hours knowing i left 50 grand on the table and i feel the ability to go back to that well yeah that would energize me in a big way to be like what i'm gonna play age of empires for 12 hours what i'm gonna watch uh the office for 12 hours no i'm gonna hate myself at the end of the day knowing this golden goose just flew away. Again, depending on the logistics,

once you've been doing this drive every single day for 12, you get pretty good at it. You'd know the way. You'd figure it out. How far do you think I'm going? I'm going one mile an hour. That's my strategy. No, what do you have to do? 12 hours, not 1,000 miles. What do you have the highest strategy of all? You're just idling around your neighborhood.

Yeah. I promise you, whoever's writing the checks is going to put the kibosh on that on day one. Actually, no. Yeah, we're breaking our infinite money contract. I'm sorry, sir. You'll have to take us to court.

That's what I'm doing. It's at 12 hours. Yeah, I'd be down for that for quite some time. Yeah, that would actually be kind of... You'd have your own reality show very quickly. You realize that, right? You'd be a celebrity. You'd be the guy who gets paid.

Worst show ever. Watching Woody listen to Beatles songs. You would have to... Why would that be the show? Jesus Christ. Why'd he do 12 hours of I'm a Barbie girl? I was in a mood. No, I meant you driving a motorhome.

This idiot's listening to old Opie and Anthony again and we can't let any of it be heard on network television because there's a lot of slurs. You have a motorhome full of characters and you're getting 50 grand a day so you can afford to be lavish with the way you motivate them to do silly shit back there. You can have a great time.

Wasn't that like... Increasingly larger motorhomes? Wasn't that an IP2? What is Ice Poseidon's network thing? Didn't they do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And only used me Blade for a long time. Like, just rode around

and streamed from his RV. I think he still might. He might still be RV streaming? It's the love of the road. It keeps him RV streaming. It's the love of the road. It keeps him at it. It's the love of the road. He's a rambling man. All he needs is an investor.

I can't tell. Do you know what he's really doing? I have no idea. I mean, I don't want to speculate. If I had to guess, it wouldn't be a nice thing. Last thing I saw of him was, and I don't even know how old it was, but it was like his wife. He was passed out in the RV in the background,

and his wife is smoking cigarettes burning them down and and someone pays like a dollar or three to to do the text to speech and they're like whatever her name is i'm gonna make it up um ashley you don't deserve this you've got to get out of this toxic situation and run you're a good person and you can have a good life or something like that and she starts sobbing. Oh, that's not funny. I wasn't saying it was. Oh, I know, but I wouldn't watch that. It's compelling content

though. It's good stuff. I think that's old. I don't think he's been doing RV stuff for a while. I thought that he had actually quit drinking but I don't know. I haven't followed up with him at all. I don't know.'s been doing RV stuff for a while. I thought that he had actually quit drinking, but I don't know. I haven't followed up. Really? I don't know.

He did quit. I'll put $5 saying he's still drinking. I'm not taking that. I'm not going to take that bet because I don't know what he's up to, but hopefully he's still not. And if you are not, big ups to you. Keep it up. Yeah, I hope he's not.

Just odds are, you know you know i mean he loves it i don't know anything about him but you know he's a good guy he's doing all right he uh he didn't do anything to to that lady in that back room of the rv that's all i forgot about that that's all fibs that was actually fabric. I kind of forgot about that too. That is pretty fucking skeevy. What? That didn't happen. He said, she said. I don't want to re-litigate it again, but it is on video.

Do you need a new topic? I think I need a new topic. Are you going to tell my daughter disrespect for an hour? Let's pile on that Patriot. We've gone in on the the blade situation enough i don't know if anything's changed enough to re-relate again it hasn't just uh you know thinking about him in his rv and and how he used to ride around and stream but i don't even know if it was sad or funny but it was one of those times when i couldn't help but laugh you know i't know if I... It was a guilty laugh, if anything, but it was... This is weird.

They spray painted his face! Oh, when he looked like Pepe? That was pretty funny. No, no, no! There was two different occasions. The Pepe, if I remember correctly, and it's been a while, but they were painting his face with, like, airplane paint or something like model paint

like paint that doesn't come off but then there was another time and maybe i dreamt this but i'm pretty sure i saw it on one of their their videos where they like punctured the spray paint can so it would burst into his face all at once and it was silver i think i think they painted it with this me yeah maybe maybe that's. Maybe it was after the movie. I could have sworn they did that. And I've also seen them urinate on him while he was passed out many a time. He's been pissed on a lot. But the thing is, this guy would wake up from an absolute drunken stupor, Scott,

and his face would be painted, and he wouldn't know it. And, like, it would be painted like some stupid shit, like Pepe the Frog, where he's completely green with big red lips. And he's belligerent because they're already in like a fist fight because they're trying to finish their painting and he doesn't know they began. He doesn't know they're like an hour...

... ... ... ...... I want him to walk in a gym challenge. They're trying to finish their work there on the half of his face. Oh, this was the... That's the white stuff.

Is that? That's Brian Russo. That's the same man. That's Blade. It's a blurry photo. He's been face painted. He's been smacked in the face with silver it looks like he's been bludgeoned and then sprayed with silver you know some of these people he's hanging out with or in that that time at least bad true friends they're not none of them it was like friends won't paint your blackout face like pepe with acrylic paint and then it was a similar thing

to the ice poseidon thing where he had like lots of people were seeing that you could do this live streamer be a wild man thing and like gain a following and what would happen is people would donate to one of the the goofballs that just happened to be there in the van to like do shit so i'm sure they didn't paint his face for free you know like like someone was probably like paint him like pepe i'll give you 20 dollars somebody was so somebody's probably like i'll give you 22 i guarantee something like that went down before they painted that man's face so you ever seen those movies like horror movies where it's like oh they kidnap a girl or a couple or something and then they have them

locked in a place and there's a bunch of billionaires or shady individuals around that are viewing them and like paying to do fucked up shit like almost another version of hostile when i was in my big phase of watching bad horror that was a trope i found a lot and it's like a much lower lower lower level of that where it's people watching blade blackout drunk and being like here's 30 paint him like pepe yes that brings right away it's compelling content honestly but he would be so blackout drunk he couldn't defend himself that was the problem and then he kept doing it over and over and then his toes started to rot off and uh and uh and then he quit drinking for a little while till the toe healed up at least a little and then he went back to drinking and while until he healed up at least a little

and then he went back to drinking and then I don't know what he's up to these days always wish him well I don't think he raped that girl that's Woody that is the that is such a Woody thing I don't want it to be true I don't want it to be true

neither does she she says that every day I don't want it to be true make it go away she can't be around frogs no hello based on the evidence she says that every day i don't want it to be true but they could go away yeah she can't be around frogs goes to the zoo are you ready for the amphibian exhibit? Not yet. Not even that. Sesame Street comes on and she breaks into tears. Yeah. Oscar really is a grouch.

So dangerous. Yeah. Anyway. Well, that's not funny at all. All right. All right. All right. All right.

Wildly different topic. I've had this one queued up. What is a mundane thing that you find super, super attractive? So this is a Reddit thing. And the top one was when a woman snorts when she laughs and then gets embarrassed. What a bunch of losers.

What a bunch of losers on Reddit. I guess I'm on that loser list because I was like, yeah, when I see that, like the snort, laugh, embarrass, that's a charming thing to me and a girl. What other kind of shit were these Redditors saying? what were their other good answers here's a woman

who said men building or fixing things they find really attractive glassy long guys oh a smart person when she wears my hoodie here's mine kind of having a oh that's a good one too

chokers big fan of Chokers. When his vision is worse than minus eight. Yeah. When he's got red hair. Yeah. When he's got red hair. I like I don't even know how to describe it, but when a girl has her hair

and it like does that. Like a coif on the front? Not like that. Like a cloth on the front? Not like that. I wish I had an example. If you were to do a comb over with a dude's hair.

Yeah, but it's with the girl's hair. There's just something about that. What about Mary where she put the cum in her hair? She kind of had that going on. That's a big one too. That's a big one too. You like big hair. You're an 80s man.

Kind of. I like that look on a modern girl. No. No. No, not that. Exactly what he was talking about. But kind of. But kind of. Kind of. You like big hair. not that exactly what he was talking about but kinda but kinda kinda no but you kinda you like

big hair i i i guess that's that's just the way yeah i'm gonna have to let it be because i can't i can't um i can't describe it otherwise you know like chokers like uh like hosiery? You know? Any sort of hosiery? I don't like a... Fucking A. Probably shouldn't say that. That's awful. Probably shouldn't say that. Not my voice.

I was about to start naming groups of people. Zach, is this what he's going for? Put it up there and see if it fits. Trying to think of something mundane yeah boring is that the hair you like uh yeah yeah that's that's kind of yeah all the hell out of that

that woman would look good with no hair that's sort of cheating yeah she was pretty but he did like a bald woman elevation thing could you date a bald woman no you couldn did date a bald woman, Taylor? Could he date a bald woman? No. You couldn't date a bald woman? I would prefer not to. You'd have to have a lot of good traits to overcome being bald.

She has them. Oh, okay, then yes. I'll be honest with you. Great traits. Season 2, Taylor. Very pretty girl. She'll be one of the Wakanda bitches. When she shaved her head, I was like, you know, I actually think she's rocking the fuck out of that right now. Okay. So you're okay with it.

You like a little bit of American History X in your woman. Just a little bit, you know, just a little bit. Okay. Yeah. My preference would not be bald. Like, just like my preference is not short hair anytime i'm dating a girl and she's like i'm thinking about doing this cut that my friend jessica said was so cute and it's like some bob i'm always like no no that's a bad move don't do

that no none of that or maybe like like what you've got going on just like same haircut that'd be cool it's it starts with the bob no and then soon she's like i wouldn't she's like hey i want i want to do a new class and then eventually she's like you know like i think it's really fucked up you expect me to like do dishes when you cook it's like it just gets worse and worse yeah i wouldn't when jerry dated the girl that looked just like him? Yeah. That was a good episode. I don't know about my hair or bald hair.

These are things that need to be overcome in other areas, right? If a chick had Taylor's hair, she'd have to be pretty smoking in other categories. Yeah, so she'd need my body, too. Yes. Dude, my belly button, my body, too. Yes. Yeah. Very hairy.

Dude, my belly button, Woody, would drive you wild. Tell me more. With the amount of hair all over it. How do you clean that thing out? Do you get in there good? I mean, I shower like a normal adult every once in a while. So you're telling me that... You pop one in there, pop a finger in, clean. Oh, dear.

Okay, you got to get in there. You need a deep clean this is like somebody who's never changed the air filters in their car like you got to get in there stat i remember you brought this up years ago and i was like because you said something that was like almost telling on yourself where you're like you guys know where you stick your finger in your belly button it smells rancid and i'm like oh my god is this a problem i have and then i went in the bathroom next time i was showering gave it the old whoop-de-doo in there, scrubbed it around and there was no grime, no muck, no fuss, no muss. That's not what I said. What I said is you need

some, you got to sit down on a mission. You're going to need some Q-tips. You're going to need some like hydrogen peroxide or something. You got to get in there and you got to like go through the folds and go. Now, if you've got an Audi and you're one of those creeps and I got nothing for you, you've already been cursed at birth. You probably have an uncut penis as well. You gross bastard. I have an inning.

But I'm going in deep in there and I'm like looking through the folds and like rubbing around. And I got so many messages from people that were like, Kyle, I did what you said. My God, the things that came out of my belly button, you wouldn't believe. People are saying belly button issues like mine are very common. Everyone's talking about it. A lot of people don't know. You're actually supposed to clean this all the time.

No, not really, folks. Really. You get in there. All these people are not a bad thing. It smells like a dead possum in there, folks. Get in there. What I'm saying is a cursory little rub down or a finger occasionally isn't enough you got to go in for a deep clean at least every year or so you got to do it do you eat on your

belly like an otter or something there's gonna be hairballs in there you look you wait you'll this is the thing though you'll joke about it now but then you'll start thinking about it a day or two and you'll you'll be like man i hope there's not usually if i feel if i feel something i'm like a ride my belly button it's usually a a bit of fuzz and i pull that out but it's like i feel it like it came off my shirt you're gonna need a light kyle got me scared he's like oh my god your belly button's disgusting you don't't even know it. So I start digging. I start cleaning and it's all crusty. I was like, God, that's only semen.

Oh God. That's only Enrique's come. Jesus, Enrique. Lighten up on the lock and load. It's a fur lesson. It looks like a fishing lure. Yeah, you got to keep your belly button clean. That's fair. That's good advice. That's what we're all about here. Good advice.

Get in there deep, boys, and do it before you get some belly button rot. Don't listen to Taylor. Taylor's going to go home tonight from his studio there and he's going to go deep and he's going to go long until he gets what's going to happen is he's immediately going to be like, oh no.

Oh no. You're going to need a light. immediately going to be like, oh no. Oh no. You're going to need a light. You might need a partner. Does YouTube do surveys? Doesn't YouTube have a survey feature that can pop up? I would love it if we could ask people if Kyle gave great advice and your belly button was treacherous or if he told on himself.

Yeah, and what I want to know is... And the belly buttons are not rancid. I didn't say I have a rancid i'm saying i had some junk in there i had like lots of like belly hairs were like down in there hanging out loose like lots of them and like the deeper i went it's like you've been in here for too long you know how nose hair is actually like keep debris out of your nose get out of here with that so i think that here i think you're a live, hairless-bellied man, and so you don't have the defensive structure that I have,

which is a huge thicket of hair that almost covers me like a dome. Those hairs that sort of go in like a Snarlak pit. Zach, show me a Snarlak pit. No, not the Snarlak. What's the one in the desert, Woody, that ate Mando? The Snarlak pit. Is it? Yeah.

Even I know that. Show us that. That's what your belly button is. But mine is just, there's hair there, though. That's where I do have body hair. And those hairs break off and fall in there like a Snarlak pit, and you've got to go retrieve them, bitches. That, that's Taylor's belly button.

Yeah, fair. Snarlak? Yeah, the Snarlak pit. Snarlak? I thought Snarlak. Snarlak. I just Googled it. I didn't know all of it. You're not even a real fucking Star Wars guy. I'm not at all.

I hate that shit. It's awful. It's awful. I despise it. The Acolyte has bombed so bad. The ratings are so atrocious. I haven't watched it. Are you pleased about that a little bit?

Yeah. Because you're hoping it leads to a better show? Because I know you like the Star Wars universe. No, it'll never be good again. What I hate... I enjoyed the first two seasons of Mandalorian. I enjoyed at least

the first... I don't like the whole original trilogy from the 70s or whatever. At the end of the third one, when all those little teddy bears jump in the mix, it's like, they lose me. But the rest of that shit is pretty fucking good. I think the prequels are trash. I can't get into it.

It's like the Republic and the Empire, all this political stuff behind the scenes, so you gotta be like an old fogey to enjoy politics or you gotta be a kid to enjoy pod racing. And I'm neither, I hope. And like, those are garbage fucking movies

fuck all that shit and the tv shows mostly suck i the han solo show was garbage um um the one where there was like a detective thing going on i should give that a second shot i hear it's very good i was probably in a bad mood when i watched and or and or and or supposed to be quite good i didn't give it enough of a shot i don't like it i. Fair. But this new show, Acolyte, where they've got a band of lesbian black space witches using the force, and every character is a D.I. hire. And then that lady, I can't remember her fucking name. Princess Lady. No, the lady who works for

Disney, who's responsible for this mess. It's apparently awful. I'm watching reviews of it, but I'm not going to watch it because I know it'll just... The Acolyte. A-C-O-L-Y-T-E. I'd love to know what the Rotten Tomatoes score is currently.

Oh, I think I found her name. Would you know it if you heard it? Yeah. No, I was thinking... No. I'm thinking about the lady at Disney who's like South Park made the whole episode about. She's the one who's Cartman's

impersonating. Put a chick in it and make it lame and gay. This woman, Leslie Headland, is the writer, director, and creator of the Star Wars series, Acolyte. Yeah, but... She's not doing a good job, apparently. I mean, she probably delivered exactly what she promised.

It's the person making the decision at Disney that I aim my anger at. She's the Kimberly What's-Her-Name of the Secret Service. She's the one at the head of this pyramid of shit. You know what we need more of? What's that? Mel Gibson. God damn right.

I want Mel Gibson to make Braveheart 2. Give me more Mel. Yes. What's he like now? I think he's still a very fit, like 60-something-year-old guy. Yeah, he's like a TRT old guy, so he still looks good. Braveheart 2 is an IRA movie. Yes.

He's doing car bombs for the cause. Being eviscerated by the fucking king at the end. That'd be good. Mel Gibson, his movies tend to be fucking good. He does a pretty good job. Apocalypto was sweet. Passion of the Christ was good.

What else does he have? Does he need a star? All right. So I love the... From a director point of view. So I love... Oh, from a director point of view. I don't know what all he's directed,

but as far as his... Hacksaw Ridge. I tried to watch Lethal Weapon the other day, and I hate cops so fucking much now. I couldn't watch it. They're like pieces of shit cops. They're like always breaking the law and like roughing people up

and like just scaring civilians for no reason. I hate those movies now, the lethal weapon movies. But I still love like the fucking Patriot is so good. It's long as shit. But I really love the Patriot. Yeah, it's a good movie. I like a movie called Payback, which is actually Lucy Liu's like film debut. She's a dominatrix in that.

Super sexy. And Mel Gibson plays this character, Porter, who wants his money back. He's betrayed by his partner. The partner took his money, paid it to some higher-up mob guys, and he's holding everyone accountable for his... It's a small sum of money in the scheme of things. It's like $60,000.

This guy's like, my suits cost more than that that you just destroyed. $60,000? They don't understand. That's a really good one. That's one of my favorites of his that's not one of those blockbusters he did. There's one he did with Vince Vaughn, like Dragged Across Concrete or something like that, where they both play semi-crooked cops,

and that was pretty good. It didn't blow me away the way the Patriot or Braveheart or Apocalypto did, but still solid. Are you psyched for some new Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings movies? I am hesitant to be excited at all because they have just shit on the Lord of the Rings franchise since the original

trilogy. The Hobbit was a total bullshit bastardization. They ruined it. Did not like that one bit. They did that Amazon TV one bit they did that amazon tv show where they just apparently tolkien's world isn't deep enough they have to invent characters and plot lines how about you just be true to the lore and give because you know who like the biggest lord of the rings fans are it's fucking idiots like me that's that's who like wants to watch a lord of the rings show a lot and so when you alienate retards like me by being like oh we're just going to invent new characters legolas is going to have a Lord of the Rings show a lot. And so when you alienate retards like me by

being like, oh, we're just going to invent new characters. Legolas is going to have a fucking girlfriend. It's like, no, no, no, none of this. It should be no women. No women in Lord of the Rings. I don't want to see Orlando Bloom pay it. Galadriel should be in it if they're doing a prequel, but then they ruined Galadriel by making her a warrior queen.

That's not where her source of power ever arose. She's a bad bitch now. She was a bad bitch, but not in a physical fighty way. Now she's got armor and a sword. She was smart. She was astute. She was like a strategist. She told an orc to sucker dick. She's going to come back and do like hot girl summer.

Not really. That'd be great though, right? She's going to be like hot girl. Galadriel will always be Blanchett to me. No one else can be Galadriel. She did such a good job. That's an odd looking woman who I find very attractive. Maybe it's just when she's Galadriel

though. I think I have a thing for the elf ears or something. That's a, what would you say, a mundane thing that makes women immediately attractive? Elf ears? You see that all the time. If they have lineage of the forest folk. Yeah, I guess the mundane thing, they're in Lord of the forest folk yeah i guess the lord of the rings i would like that they're into my brand of like nerdy fantasy passionate about a hobby i think is cool when they just can't get enough when they were wishing they were doing that hobby right now i think that's

neat in a girl that's a good call that that's you articulated that well too like no because it's also an indicator of like this isn't someone who's trying to use you to replace everything else in their life. Like they have other stuff going on. Like they're, they want to cook. They want to, you know,

be really good at fucking sewing. They want to be bad. You want to be bad drivers. They want to cook. I was like, that's the first thing. Yeah. Who goes out

and she makes something of herself and then she tires. She tires the fuck out of my shirt. It really depends on the hobby, though, too, because I've tried to date MMA girls in the past and they always have a screw loose. I've learned as cute

as she is, as much as I'm like, Oh, she, she likes this dude, dude, totally. We're made for each other.

No, we're not. We're not. You ever, uh, you ever seen anybody else in MMA or, or you, or,

or anything like that to, to groom somebody like Pat Berry did that little girl. Um, I haven't, I haven't seen it, but there, there's definitely like situations where it's like, Oh,

like you can tell like the instructors digging this chick vice versa you know that's kind of like a meme in the mma world though is like and i'm gonna sound like an asshole for saying it because it's like oh but uh the coach is tech they technically have the power um but there's a lot of women out there that will sleep with their instructors for free training like it's like, you cannot show me a single woman who's not a lesbian. I did that. You did? You slept with your instructor?

Yeah. Was he cool about it, though? I mean, it was his idea. I didn't learn anything. I was on bottom the whole time. I have a question, Scott. MMA girls, I'd even think to ask. Okay, do they bang awesome like i have a theory that

guys who are into wrestling like who study mma brazilian jiu-jitsu you know muay thai don't care we're the same guys who were like a little more likely to wrestle their friends they're just like physical people and maybe more likely to enjoy dancing i don't know that this is just the kind of movement they like do girls that like this stuff love to bang are they just cuddlers fuckers i don't know tell me um i mean i i think it i think it really depends you know um like i think i think it makes you more agile you know for sure um and that that can that can translate more agile for sure. That can translate. For sure, you're going to tell me their love language was physical.

They love head kicks. I'm disappointed. I've only been with two women who train. One of them was a really good lay. The other one was like, you know, nothing to write home about. Nothing to tell PKA about, you know? Yeah. So that might be, that might mirror a non MMA girl experience.

Some are great. Some are not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It depends. You know, I wonder what hobby has like a really high success rate of girls who are great in bed like our surfer girls typically great in bed our gymnasts typically ballerinas kyle you don't think

there could be any association i think this is just crazy talk like when we have judges being good at bed is subjective right like like one person might want some i think what you are asking is are girls who are into like combat sports, physical sports into banging hard. Are they into athletic fucking where they're bouncing around like a jack rabbit? Are they going to take my dick to places? It's never been before.

Is that how it is? You ever, you ever fuck one of them chicks that pole vaults, anything like that? Tell me about it. Tell me about it. I think, I think he's not wrong.

I think, but in reality what i think you would find is that like people are gonna fuck like how they fuck regardless of you know whether they're a pole vaulter i always imagine that those people who are like professional athletes don't have time to like be getting after it and developing a whole like kink structure and a repertoire of sexual movements. Cause they spend their, their lives training 12 hours a day or some shit. And they're tired all the time, but no, I'm done. Oh,

that's like one thing I was going to mention is like, I think if there was like a specific hobby or whatever, it would be like a freak spiritualist yoga chicks because like they're the exact types who would sit there and be like this is the best way to honor your man's penis with your mouth like like that's a yeah like they they would actually or a porn star i i think maybe like wouldn't it be the worst if you you dated a porn star and she was like, you know, I do all that rough stuff at work kind of here. I just want to, you know, I'm actually so sore that I really take it easy tonight. This is nice and little cuddle.

I can't fuck. I have a pussy ache. I think Curtis Blades is taking on Tom Aspinall this weekend. And the winner of that is supposedly, according to Dana, you know how it goes, though, going to fight the winner of Jones versus Stipe. Now, I think that's a bunch of hogwash from Dana White because if Jones beats Stipe, he may retire. If Stipe beats Jones, no matter what happens,

Stipe is going to retire. But I think Tom Aspinall is going to take this one down. Have you been following him on social media and seeing what he's doing with soaking his hands in gasoline? I didn't understand why he was soaking his hands. He's like hardening the skin, he says. I know, right? You wear gloves and hand wraps.

He used to do vinegar, I think. It cracks the skin, doesn't it? I used to get gas in my hands every day because I was a bad mechanic. But he does it every night. I've seen him doing it in videos. He's soaking his fists at night. But anyway, that's a pretty good card this weekend.

I'm definitely going to be in the Discord watching it. Oh, the Hangout is this weekend. Anyone wants to join our Patreon down below? We do our monthly hangouts. We usually play some word games and shit. And I've been saying what I really want is to, it's a new program I call Make Taylor Awkward Again. I need, if anybody knows, like an OnlyFans model,

a porn star, someone who's just a free spirit and wants 25 dudes to watch them bang, just hit us up. We'll get you a free ticket in. And we just want you to put on a little performance for Taylor and the boys in our $50 hangout this weekend. Or we'd be free on Sunday afternoon or Tuesday evening.

Be the first to say, don't. See? Don't do that. Do it. His don't is genuine because he has nothing to gain from this plan going to fruition. I have nothing to gain.

I only have something to lose because it was so uncomfortable trying to fucking give out clues for code names in the group. While some guy's fucking a girl in a sex swing in the other camera. Why would you not want people having sex in the hangout?out because they're not

even contrived they're not even guessing she's the clue master let her alone she's about to be the goo master we're playing hangman and she just keeps giving out the clue oh oh oh oh jesus pick another letter bitch yeah yeah it's i'm visibly uncomfortable when and by the way we've had that happen it's not just me there's lots of other members of the call not true not true it's it's 25 dudes going and taylor over there like you guys want to play some uh some canasta and something like that a card card game. Let me tell you about Jesus. Oh, he gets very incredible. I'd rather play Scribbleo. But that's what happened, Scott. In our hangout,

basically, the people that donate to our Patreon, there's a tier of it. It's $50 a month. And they, among other things, they get to hang out with us for two hours. It usually stretches up to four hours if the room's big enough. Anywho, there was a couple in there

it was a guy in there and his girlfriend was always there with him because she was a fan too and i don't remember how it came up but they just started fucking and really putting on a show course of a few months right like yeah first she would for example just sit there topless the whole oh yeah you know and on the call and eventually you, she banged him. That's right. I hope you don't mind me telling this story. That's why only adults... I know it annoys you, and rightfully so, but since it wasn't that hurtful,

it tickles me so much. The same guy who was fucking the girl and putting on the sex show, and buddy, if you're out there, I don't mean this in a bad way. It's just hilarious what happened, and this all is true. He had a car accident, and he was out of work. We're hanging out with this guy for two to four hours a weekend for weeks now. Thought of him as a friend. I like the guy. He was a friend, I guess.

Woody was like, oh, that's terrible. You're out of work and you got all these bills from your car accident. I'm going to put on a live stream and raise money for you. Woody doesn't want to do a live stream. What? I paid more than anyone for the record. Some people donated a lot, like $100, $200. I paid all the PayPal fees.

It was like hundreds of dollars. You paid a third of everything that was donated. Another one of the $50 discord, um, $50 guys, fish $200, I think maybe a little like two or $300. And this is a working man, you know,

young guy, and this is like hard earned money that he's giving. And, uh, and, and, you know, everybody donated.

It was, it was a good thing. And I love that this spot, this spontaneous thing had helped this guy who was our friend out. You know what he, what he did with the money. He had like, I don't know twelve hundred dollars or something more and more didn't he buy a sibian he bought the same sibian that i have he was like check it out kyle i got the sibian pussy fucker 3000 just like you do you have any advice for attachments and i those attachments

are expensive linking them to him i'm like yeah get this one and get that one that thing's wild he's he's like i actually i don't want to put words i'm pretty sure he got the one that has the app control it's like an extra hundred dollars it's like how my smoker works i'm using the dial i'm a man but it's uh and for those who don't know the sibian is like a ridiculous saddle you ride that has a 20 horsepower motor powering a vibrator in it. It's just a ridiculous sex toy. It's a good time. Motor Bunny is my Sibion of choice

fan out there. It's in the market. But it's not something you tend to buy. Woody found out that he had put on this fundraiser doing something he didn't want to do and coming out of his own pocket for a guy. This guy took the money and went and bought a big fucking sex toy it is what he was doing his best to be a good man and yeah he was like he had

a i think he had a car accident and he lost his job at the same time and he was like on the verge of being homeless so so he says. He's one step away from a guy lying about cancer. It's like, dude, I got one quick idea to save you $50 a month. And then I can save you $5,000 a month by not buying a

state-of-the-art masturbation machine from korea or wherever they're manufactured yeah shout out to that guy don't fuck your girlfriend on the call again please dude come back lay it into her if you got any new toys you owe it to me what he'd like a fuck you know what actually i would be totally fine with this happening again if we can bring scribbly out back absolutely not there will be no scribbly unless what we're actually going to do i want to play hangman on the girl's body her boyfriend will draw the hangman he'll fill in the letters this will be great this way taylor has to focus on the nudity that's true i will want to win i have a hangman word i always break out fucking smashes people no what is it no oh give it away come on i'm not telling you oh you son of a bitch i'm hoping this comes

to fruition i can't lose it i've only got one good word i hope that it's man i hope that i i dominate it if we ever do let's play hangman in the hangout i know i had a couple of hangman real lamest how cool oh man you guys on the tour as well all three of us yeah what would be a good word for hangman something with a like a like syntax who cares would syntax be good yeah it's hard to say something with like an x in it something that starts with an x because how many how many people would think of an x word yeah but then if they figure out that it has an x in it there's only like two like all right is it xylophone no then it's xenophobe or whatever the fuck oh damn we're giving away all our good hangmans

my words better really man i'm very okay i actually remind us to bring this up because i'm genuinely curious like i want to play against any word with a double z jazz fizz fuzz those are the hardest words dude you don't want to bank on double z's and you absolutely do i just googled it there's the hardest words really there's like a a ranking four letter double z double z words yeah interesting wouldn't it be on oh wouldn't it be based on rule set though i would imagine a ranking? Four letter double Z words, yeah. Interesting. Wouldn't it be based on rule set though? I would imagine. I don't know the word.

I haven't played Hey Man since I was a kid. I had no idea that anyone played it as an adult and certainly no idea that there was a strategy to playing it as an adult. I didn't either, but now that you said the double Z thing, it kind of makes sense. Like if you said jazz and I already have J-A, Z is going to be so far down the list of things I'm likely to get. Is it?

Okay, C. Maybe it's Jack. You know, maybe it's jail. Like you would go through everything before you got to. Yeah, okay. All right. I see where the tactics. But anyway, we'll play hangman on your girlfriend's pussy or whatever. That'd be great. Yeah, or we don we don't have to yeah i'm hoping that we find an only fans model to partner

with and and that way you know we can direct traffic to you via you know it's going to be a room full of 25 people who paid 50 to hang out with us okay just imagine what they pay to hang out with you it's crazy that's true yeah It just makes sense. Target rich environment. I'd rather be around the sex show than when there are big fights and yelling in there. I dislike that.

I love that. I love when Woody snaps. I like it when Kyle does it. I like it when other people snap. Usually I want to snap and i just didn't snap faster than the other guy woody and kyle will snap on people for something and i just i'm doing my i'm like let's all just let's get along guys it wears on you it's like like what it is there's 25 of us and and we're in there for four fucking hours and it's like man you've been annoying me for three hours i usually don't spend that long with anyone you know that

aren't people i love and here i am with you and you and you spent every second of that three hours not just annoying me personally but like ruining the flow of the conversation being rude to people being your own brand of an asshole you know and it's after a while a while I'm just like, dude, I think I told somebody recently they're the worst person I've ever met or something like that. I was like, you're awful. I can't take one more second of you. I'm going to turn his volume all the way down. I don't mute them because I deem my problem

to be my problem. Like if they're upsetting me, it's not like they went and like called somebody a slur or something, which is kind of like, I'm going to tolerate that. It's a public service. And you're is kind of like, I'm going to tolerate that. Yeah, par for the course. Par for the course. It's a public service. And you're doing them a favor. They're going to be willing to do it. I just turn them down.

Because I don't need to hear it, but I don't want to deprive them of their ability to speak. Woody is like the fascist red fist. He comes down with that fucking mute hammer. He'll mute them immediately. And then he doesn't come back for a month so it's like i gotta me or scum or somebody has to go through and i'm sorry about that we'll get you back if they stay in the call they get unmuted a few minutes later um but sometimes they leave the

call they're like what was the person being in here muted it's like a fish getting off the it's like a fish breaking the line the hook's still in and he's gone yeah um and i don't mute them that's not the first thing i don't mute them that's not the first thing i do typically typically there's like it escalates to that you'll call them a slur yeah moon moon cricket is his favorite yep is that a slur what it yes it is for white people not for whites no no but it's moon like it's a picture of full moon they don't have any good ones on us yet they'll they'll come up with one they they've got their scientists in a lab coming up with a good white slur but there's no good ones yet yeah i mean you don't you don't like cracker like it's

the most who gives a fuck like i don't think you're calling me a slave owner. Yeah. White bread? Like, oh, man. Oh, man. Like, oh, I'm a whip cracker. Like, what? No, I'm not. That's ridiculous. And then that's it. Is that what it means? I think so.

Yeah. Is that not right? That's what I think it is. Or is it like a saltine bland insult? That's what I always thought it was. I thought it was just like a white. What was your interpretation? I thought it was like saltine bland thing but then i saw something online years ago that was like no it means like whip cracker like you're cracking a whip like

you're a slave owning i looked up moon cricket apparently it's a reference to slave singing at nighttime i had no idea is there another that's what i know that no you nailed it okay yeah should we bring that back i was i saw i saw a guy on reddit he was he was like somebody called me a moon cricket on xbox chat i had to get off and google that shit i can can't believe this. I'm so offended now. Yeah. That guy's a racist and a historian. I was, I remember telling somebody about that like 10 years ago,

we were walking, we were walking out of a restaurant. There's like three or four of us. And, uh, and I, and they were like, hush,

don't say that. And I was like, no one fucking knows what it means. And I started, started shouting it in the parking lot of a sizzler. And, and sure enough, nobody knows what that means. You know, you're pretty in the parking lot of a sizzler and and sure enough nobody knows what that means you know you're pretty good without pretty safe yeah and nobody's offended by it either you shouldn't be it doesn't seem it's so it's so

high on the silly scale that it's hard to seem offensive it's pretty silly you know i picture jiminy cricket oh i love i pictured the full moon that's where my mind went which is why i thought it was a reference to white people because they're white they'd be what they're trying to say white a sun cricket i don't know i think i think male monkey is like it's not perfect but i think that's and it's kind of got that same thing where it's like that's just too ridiculous to like offend yeah it's too silly like using mayonnaise and an insult is in it in and of itself too silly to i love mayonnaise it's it's it's true though i really don't like it i i do not like mayonnaise uh you like these dry

sandwiches huh just just really parched as you know you can put other you can put other stuff salted meats what do you put on there you can put mustard on how much mustard are you going to be able to put on there you could put hot sauce on there get out of here it was fine you just everywhere you go that puts mayo on sandwiches they think that like you want half the fucking sandwich they never put enough they never put enough mayonnaise on my sandwiches i have to ask for extra you know what how about thousand island on a little frisco melt from steak and shake oh that's pretty good good. I like the Big Mac. I think the Big Mac's still pretty fucking good. I know everybody shits on it.

Just get it without the lettuce. It's delicious. What is Thousand Island? Thousand Island? Yeah. What is that made of? It's like ketchup, mayonnaise, and relish, probably. Okay.

Well, then the relish and the ketchup are doing a lot of heavy lifting because I do like Thousand Island. I mean, any secret sauce you've ever had has mayonnaise in it. That's the base of every secret sauce. When you're making a sandwich, a lot of places put too much mustard. Mustard is so strong

that you're going to lose the flavor of the meat. I put mayonnaise in every single sandwich except for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I put mayonnaise on banana sandwiches. I put mayonnaise on grilled cheeses. Mayonnaise goes inside and outside every fucking sandwich okay well the grilled cheese one's different because you put a little bit on the

outside you can do it with butter too it does not do mayonnaise it's better it browns more that's fair i've been looking up white slurs apparently cheese eating surrender monkey is a french person no let's see that's too many words you just call them frogs well that's not even racist you could have a black frenchman and still call well maybe don't call him that actually it is she's eating surrender uh uh no we just frozen yeah i'm surprised that one didn't land better we have different tastes and racial slurs and also it's not like i don't think you should be making fun of people for eating frogs. Frog legs are fantastic.

Everyone who have you never had any? I don't know. It's been a while. I think I've had them. Yeah. How is that possible, Kyle? You are supposed to be my southern ally even more south of me. Yeah, you know, I'll eat catfish, but there's some things that I don't care for.

I don't want to eat frog legs. I also don't eat shrimp. catfish, but there's some things that I don't care for. I don't want to eat frog legs. I also don't eat shrimp. I kind of look down on your whole crab thing because they're just bugs. They're just ocean bugs. They're really good, though.

Yeah. There's not enough meat on them. You just got to get quicker at it, Scott. I'll teach you. They're bottom-dwelling insects. They're the same family of creature or kingdom or whatever. That's fine. If it comes to the sea, I will eat the bugs.

I will eat the crabs and the lobsters. AOC could get you on board with those bugs. With the sea bugs, 100%. Because crab is great. Lobster is great. That's part of the liberal agenda, right? Their project 2026, where they're trying to transition 80% of beef

being cut out of the market and replaced with insect protein. I read it online. That'll actually get me project 2025. That's 20. That's project 2026. Actually. That's it. That's it.

It's, it's the same. Um, what did Elon Musk say? The, the woke virus. It's the, it's part of operation.

Woke mind virus. Yeah. Um, yeah, I saw that quote from Elon Musk and, he was an enter being interviewed by, you know, he's doing Jordan Peterson's Virus. Yeah. Yeah, I saw that quote from Elon Musk, and he was being interviewed by... No, he's doing Jordan Peterson's thing. And he said that his son... That guy's lost it.

Jordan Peterson was asking him what flipped the switch in him or whatever. I don't remember how he phrased it, but Elon said, when they killed my son, my son was killed by the Woke Mind Virus. It's like, what the fuck? It's wild.

So then I saw his, I guess I'll say daughter, like, you know, like a video today. And she's like, I'm here. I'm happy. I'm good. And it's like, it's a real response. Oh yeah. She wrote like four pages of like, no, you didn't.

Basically. That's not true. Yeah. Apparently Elon said that as a four-year-old, she was really into theater and picking out his clothes. And she would say he looks fabulous. And the four-year-old, the former four-year-old was like, that's not remotely true. I never said fabulous because I was fucking four. I wasn't into theater at all because again, I was

four. I briefly remember my twin being into Hamilton when I was in eighth and ninth grade and I hated it because he played it incessantly. So I'm not a theater kid. I'm not into clothes. I'm not this. The thing is you're making stuff up to appeal to your red pill, whatever. And the truth is you weren't even home. You didn't live with us. You didn't even know me. And now you're inventing this history. So as you can see, dishonesty is one of the main symptoms of the woke mind virus. They'll just say anything. I can't know what's true, but that's what she said. Well, I I'm, I'm making it up as I go along. So it's true. Um, so, so for, you know, it took his son, and then it made his daughter lie.

That's the woke mind virus for you. It turns you into a woman and a liar. I'm sorry. A natural. It turns you into a lying woman. My dad said my mom had the woke mind virus, actually. But that was a decade ago. That's true.

When my parents divorced the other was a victim of the woke mind virus yeah she might have been the first uh the first patient patient zero of the woke mind virus i gotta say kyle i don't like how haughtily you look down on on your culture frog legs oh i don't know that that's my culture um maybe it is i don't know what my fucking culture is though they're so good frog legs is like a southern thing 100 yeah they're mostly a southern thing in my mind it vibes like escargot kind of like a high-end meal no no no no it's not they're fried every time and uh they're fantastic. My grandma will make us fried frog legs often when we go down to the country. It is bordering on white trash food.

It's so good. You can rip off, when you're eating it, you can see the little quadricep muscles, and you're like, man, this guy was strong. This is a big, strong frog. Aha, didn't jump high enough, did you, boy? This frog had strong legs. Who would have guessed? They're fantastic. And, Scott, you're didn't jump high enough did you boy this frog had strong legs who would have guessed they're fantastic and scott you're a massachusetts guy i don't expect you to have

ever even been adjacent to a frog leg in your life right no no we won the civil war so we don't that's a good point i'm with them these two get uppity let's kick their ass again if parker confederacy was mandated frog leg rations i'd have been a yankee right away confident with me and kyle in this battle but not with scott on the northern team If Park Confederacy was mandated frog leg rations, I'd have been a Yankee right away. Confident with me and Kyle in this battle, but not with Scott on the Northern team. Yeah, I know what I'm doing. I definitely, yeah, I've never eaten them.

I've eaten some other stuff. I've eaten, what do they have? It's not alligator. Crawdads. Yeah, it's alligator. I've eaten alligator. No, I've never eaten crawdads, but I've eaten alligator a few times it's always terrible it's such a who cares me and it's a little bit terrible a little chewy even when it's done correctly it's kind of it's like fried with like you know secret sauce to dip in it was okay i had

it in uh in florida like they've got those things everywhere like they're like the florida mascot i guess i remember we went to one of those i guess it was kind of like the tiger king like like a thing like that like a where you go fuck with animals and you're just walking through this path of alligators like like there's a fence and everything they can't get you but they're like right there they're everywhere and so i always wanted one like my dad had that poultry farm and the idea at one point there you have to do something with the dead chickens they die every day in some quantity because you have like 150 000 on on site and even if the mortality rate is a percent of a percent that's a few chickens every day roughly and so sometimes some people incinerate them some people bury them in

these deep pits in the ground but some people have alligator lagoons they have like 10 or 12 live alligators in a pond on their place and they feed them all the dead chickens and i was like come on dad we need the game what's the what's the bad part of that plan that seems like the easiest by far then digging a giant hole i mean i would i don't i don't i don't know um i know we didn't decide to get a bunch of gators um i know we didn't that would have been so cool you could have beaten them too apparently i don't know if i'd want to eat gator that had been fed on like nothing but those already dead chicken yeah maybe it doesn't matter what they eat it's like catfish where they eat scum all day but but they still taste delicious and sweet.

Yeah, catfish are awesome. Frog legs are awesome. I won't hear anything to the contrary. Frog legs are white trash as fuck, but I guess I would try them if they were offered. I wouldn't eat any testicles, though. Every time I see somebody eating Rocky Mountain oysters or some shit like that, it looks tough and gristly.

It looks like a lot of sinewy, stretchy tissue that's not pleasant to eat in there so i wouldn't want that every time i've ever been offered rocky mountain oysters it's been a prank like like oh these are rocky mountain they're like oysters for the mountains and it's like i know what they are so yeah i like if i eat these i lose your prank fuck off yeah you guys ever have chicken hearts yes i've had fried chicken hearts and fried chicken livers never had either they're good yeah the hearts aren't good the livers are i've never eaten liver you like the hearts but you you gotta have made the brazilian way fucking they're like uh they're mad good but they throw them on like the brazilian way they just uh

they they have they have like uh grills i mean they're just grills but they're they're a little bit different from what we have here and uh they they cook them on the grill they don't like fry them in like a pan or anything like that you can but um it's just the way they marinate them like there's a place i used to get them from they were just like so fucking good but i think i think it comes down to the marinade whether or not it's going to be like really good that's how a lot of those meats often go i would definitely try it because i mean i've had them fried but frying can cover up a lot of stuff like cat if someone offered me like a sauteed fillet of catfish i'd be like what have you done you've ruined it this has to be fried it's catfish dude yeah i'veet of catfish, I'd be like, what have you done? You've ruined it. This has to be fried. It's catfish, dude.

I've never had catfish any other way than fried. Yeah, that's the only way to do it. Yeah. You've never had catfish? That can't be true. It's fine. It's fine. Most fish is just fine.

I rank fish so low on the scale of meats. It barely is a meat. It's so low. It's fine. Most fish is just fine. I rank fish so low on the scale of meats. It barely is a meat. It's so low. It's at the bottom tier. And even the best fish doesn't compare to a burger that I would make with some cheap 80-20 ground beef from the grocery store in five minutes.

That's fine, but you can't put fish up against beef like of course beef is better it's what meat isn't better than fish would you rather have fried chicken or like fried catfish or is it up in the air because there are times oh it's not even close there are times depending on my mood that i'd rather have the fried fish well i'm letting you know i would never pick the fried fish it would sit there in a huge pile there'd be a big fishy pile of fried fish and there'd be no chicken left. Oh, that's a damn shame.

I ate so much fried catfish at my grandma's house last time I was there. I almost threw up. I believe you. I'm a 33 year old man. Those fish that she cooks are ridiculous. You need to take a picture. There's like a camera swipe of like the whole banquet sometime. I should.

My grandma goes, Scott doesn't know this. My grandma is a true Southern lady and she loves cooking. And so it'll be like me and my two brothers and all of our wives or girlfriends or whoever. And it's no one but the six of us and both my grandparents going down to their house in the country in the boot heel, the Southern bit of Missouri. And she will be like, well, I know, I knew all six of you were coming, and so it's eight of us. And so I bought 17 pounds of the best fillets I could. And then also we're doing fried chicken and fried fish.

And then your grandpa thought that we should try using this new Blackstone. And so we're going to make some stir fry too. And so just an amount of food that's so baffling. using this new blackstone and so we're gonna make some uh some stir fry too and so like just just an amount of food that's so baffling it's like a king's banquet every time i go down there this this past thanksgiving i brought two entire turkeys home two entire and fillets it was like the first thanksgiving i'm like i'm like after five days of eating nothing but that i'm like ah why are my breaths so shallow i've never had a thanksgiving that involved more than one turkey and certainly not

more than one turkey extra how is it two extra extra uh you know those giant foil containers like the bins like an hour used to cook she had like she had two of those like full of fried chicken and then like in the middle of like the evening we're all just chilling now we're all full to the rafters stuffed and she's like i walk in there and she's like frying fish and she's and i'm like grandma what are you doing she's like well i know you all love fried fish and so i figured while you're down here because you don't get in st louis we can get you some good fish is her kitchen a standout kitchen? Like does she have two stoves or anything wild?

Like she has two ovens and enormous stove top. The biggest, the biggest Island I've ever seen in person. Who better to have that? I'm glad she does. She loves it. She's got these like special ultra like memory foam pads in front of all of the places where she stands and cooks oh my god

it's like she can just do that she's it's a real deal kitchen she'll she'll be like you know check check on that uh those those fried turkeys in there and or uh check on the the the baked turkeys in there okay because when that's out we need to put this in and i'm like grandma everyone's here how old like everyone's she is she's gonna be 80 before too long does she have you help with like moving heavy things yeah yeah we'll help move heavy things uh but usually the way it splits is my grandpa goes in the garage with this giant like peanut oil fryer and he'll fry the turkeys in that in the thanksgiving example and then while he's doing that my grandma will be in the kitchen pan frying fish or chicken or

whatever and then she'll have like the double sear method on steaks also going in the it's it's a it's such a i always thought you know how you get norms ingrained in you? It's such a punishment when I go to other people's celebrations because I'll be like, what is this? An appropriate amount of fucking food? Where's your 10 pounds of fucking... No suckling pig!

Where are the honeyed dormouse? Oh, and last time I was there, actually every time we go, she makes a big chocolate sheet cake that's also over to the side. And so like, I'll eat a couple of edibles, get a little stoned late at night and be like, I'll just have one piece. And then I black out. And then it's, you know, the next morning I'm like, why do I not feel good? I didn't even do anything bad.

Oh yeah, the cake. But this most recent time she made a sheet cake the size of Kyle's torso and then also made a angel food cake. And then she also made a pound cake in the shape of like an angel food cake because she was like, well, I had that mold and I figured I'd use them both for the same kind of cake. So just know this one is the pancake and this one is and this one's actually lemon cake. And so she's she's the best my shout out to my grandma who will never see this who will never listen to this show ever because she knows like if someone brings it up like my younger brother who listens to this show all the time will be like yeah grandma you don't even listen to taylor's show and she's like well he's told me he says some you know nasty things on there and i don't want to know i just know it

seems to be doing well and so let him do his thing. My grandma's the sweetest woman alive. Love her so much. Yeah, I wish good things for her. Yeah. And her and my grandpa, they live forever. Probably not. It doesn't tend to happen.

They will. I imagine your grandpa being busy all the time. Like he's got tractor work to do or something. Am I on target at all? He's like 80. And so he's like long like actually not that long for probably like the last three four years he hasn't done any farm work stuff at all um still you know busy about the house they garden a lot and so they and it's not like a normal like boomer garden it'll be like they'll send me it's huge like she sent me home with fresh peppers

last time i was there and it was like five six gallon size bags full of peppers to the point that i'm like grandma i'm not running a restaurant like i can't i can't eat all of this in time and so for like two weeks i would just pop into my fridge and grab like a fresh you know poblano or serrano pepper they grew and then just eat it raw and just try and get through it that way still didn't even get close to it made it into stir fries and stuff yeah they're they're great they're like tomato people are overflowing with tomato and i'm the beneficiary that's dope yes their tomatoes are fantastic i love a good tomato and you you only run into bad tomatoes a lot of the time when you go to restaurants and stuff or a burger a make or break

part of a burger is if that tomato is a big juicy like hearty slice of it or if it's one of those bullshit fast food watery flavorless discs i don't have time for tomatoes on burgers you're insane dude tomatoes a nice fresh tomato you don't even like those yeah on burgers. You're insane, dude. Tomatoes. A nice fresh tomato. You don't even like those? Yeah. Dude, I like fresh tomatoes so much. I'll have that on bread. I would love that. Just a tomato sandwich with too much salt.

A little salt? Like we used to go in their garden. A little salt in my sweet child. Too much salt. We used to go in their garden and eat tomatoes like apples. And they were so good. And I remember even as a young kid eating those tomatoes off the vine and being like man tomatoes rock and then going home and like my mom giving us some other form

of tomato and being like oh was i fooled at my grandparents house was i having so much fun i misattributed the flavor no it turns out you know i don't think there's a bigger chasm of difference between a good version of a food and a bad version of a food than a great tomato versus bad tomato right if your grandparents made carrots i'm not sure you'd be able to distinguish them from supermarket carrots but tomatoes so easy i uh i watched that new kevin costner movie horizon oh the three hour fucking epic it's on our flex um it it is it is hard to get through uh i guess i probably took me three or four times um going back to it to get all the way through it because i just kept getting annoyed

it's i think there are four stories maybe five there might be five separate stories you know there's a um there's a um a cat um a wagon train, a wagon trail. There's that group of people. Luke Wilson is actually like the boss of that. And he's fine. Like all the acting was fine or whatever. And then Kevin Costner, he's on his own little journey. He's doing his thing.

And there's a group of outlaw brothers. And there's several other little tales. There's some Indian hunters. And then there's some badian hunters and then there's some some bad indians that killed some people and uh there's like a widow a widow and her daughter at this army station and i thought three hours was going to be long but it wasn't nearly long enough i know there's a part two to this thing and there might even be a part three part two comes out this fall uh and i know they were hoping by releasing it to dvd or dvd to streaming streaming um that it would drive up some interest in the

sequel you know the continuation of this story but i'm gonna tell you there's so many different stories it felt like i watched three episodes of game of thrones and like nothing happened like like kevin costner's, I think he gets like three scenes or something like that. And they skip forward so fast in time that I've never seen him have a conversation with another character really. I don't know anything about him as a man.

I have a theory about what happened. My theory is Kevin Costner's been on television for the last, what, 10 years, 8 years or something like that. And he had an idea that requires the time a tv show has to universe build and he's trying to put that in movie format so you take something like yellowstone what do they do 10 hours a year something like that 15 hours 18 hours a year i don't know and uh but you can tv nowadays can develop a huge universe like game of know. But you can TV nowadays can develop a huge universe like Game of Thrones

did where you learn all these people and all these different parts and you start studying maps to understand how they're moving. But a 90 minute movie can't do that. It's basically just a long episode. I don't know if there was some production issue like that where maybe he wanted

a TV deal. I know he spent like 20... The concept fit TV better, is my theory. I know he spent like $25-30 million of his own money on this project, and so it tanking is a problem for him financially. I'm not like, he's going to go to the poorhouse or anything, but that was his money that's going down the drain. And it just felt like it would have been an okay TV show, I guess,

but even what they had, I felt like it would have been an okay tv show i guess but even what they had i felt like it reminded me a little bit of how i hated dune 2 how it felt like there were big chunks of the movie missing and information wasn't being given to me and i was never interested in any of the characters or cared about them because it's like oh yeah i remember you from 50 minutes ago when you had three minutes of screen time. You seemed nice. Oh, I know that actor. Oh, come back.

Don't walk off the screen. No, come back. Oh, we're going to go look at the Indians for a while and read captions. Okay. It wasn't compelling. It wasn't interesting. I didn't care. I just didn't like it.

And the worst part, this is like insult to injury. I just didn't like it. And the worst part, this is like insult to injury, at the end they show like a five minute action montage of things to come in the next movie. And it felt like it smelt of desperation. It felt like they got to the end and they're like, hey, people are kind of complaining that there was only like a couple of good action scenes. Show them what's to come. There's like a scene where Kevin Costner kicks a guy and the guy bounces off a wall and when he does, Kevin punches him and decks

him. Then it's like Kevin riding a horse and shooting a rifle. Then it's some guys on a wagon shooting. Then it's Indians shooting. It's like they made a five-minute shoot-em-up montage. They're acting like that's the next movie. I don't believe them. I don't believe them. I think we just saw all the action in the next movie

that's also three fucking hours. You mentioned he's not in the poorhouse. You take $25 million from a man who just got divorced and he's in a different financial situation than he was two years ago. That's true.

He's always made these types of movies, though. It'll eventually make its money back, maybe. I don't fucking know. I don't what the streaming um numbers are going to be you just wouldn't three hours is you got to make a really good movie if it's going to be three hours it's got a it's got a half-assed podcast yeah you know something like that um but you know he made the postman and um water world and stuff like that. Those are those big, long three-hour... It's clear to me... I say it's clear.

I suspect that he's still trying to recapture that magic from Dances with Wolves. He won the Oscar for that, or the movie won the Oscar for that, I think, for Best Picture. It's an incredible movie. It's basically... It's kind of in the same exact time period as this movie he just made. It's right at the end of the Civil War and the years that follow.

Actually, I think this show might be a little earlier in the war, but that's what Dances with Wolves was. It begins with him at the end of the Civil War, and then he goes out west and takes on that army base or whatever. You ever seen that, Taylor? Dances with Wol dances with wolves no i cry every time i watch it i've only seen it twice it's like yeah i'm not a movie guy but that's one i've seen it it is it is really good it's um the last samurai

is basically just that movie but japan i've seen the last samurai yeah white savior i love it uh last samurai is so absurd when why is tom cruise the last i didn't have any like like at least get keanu reeves in there he's half japanese i think like like wait was he i didn't think in that movie that tom cruise was the last samurai like It was about him knowing. It's about the end of the samurai, right? Because you have the transition and the kingdom has the guns now. But at the end, there he is with the samurai, wearing all that fucking samurai armor with the fucking sword and everything.

Why is it a white guy that had to come and save the samurai? Because it wouldn't be a fish out of water tale if it was a japanese guy made it a korean then it'd be real fish out of water they'd have burned him on the first day yeah they wouldn't have cared for that no like oh he white it's okay he at least not korean those asians really hate each other i didn't know that growing up i thought they were all in cahoots together but but no i've said before my my friend who's from china like chinese from china will ask her and be like so what's like the stack ranking over there and she's like well i'm chinese we're on top you ask a japanese person they'll say they're on top and then all the rest like the south asians us and

the japanese agree we're we're better than them and so i'll be like oh so like philippines or like lao shen and they're like yeah that's a bunch of jungle asians we don't care about them we're better than them. And so I'll be like, oh, so like Philippines or like Laotian and they're like, yeah, that's a bunch of jungle Asians. We don't care about them. We're doing our own thing. And I'm like, wow, like just jungle Asians. That's what you guys think? And they're like, yeah, they're below us. And then

she said like South Koreans, like they're not even up there with Japanese and Chinese. They're the tier below. And so I loved her stack ranking rather. Wow. What a bunch of racists. Korea hates Japan with a passion because of World War II, even to today. It's fucking crazy.

I don't know if this is true or not, but I guess. Don't let that stop you. People say it. I guess they used to spell Korea with a with a c and then japan invaded and they were like nah it's with a k now because fucking k comes after j wait do they even use our alphabet that's like the thing is the thing is i was told this perfect friend who humiliates Japanese. I was told this by a Korean dude, though. So it's like, all right, either A, he's biased or B, he knows what he's talking about.

Me, I'll let them have their thing. As long as they stay out of there. One of them lying Koreans. They have one Japanese guy whispering in Hirohito's ear the way Bush had his ear whispered into a 9-11. Emperor, they have made it a K instead of a C.

Oh, it is after us in English alphabet. They know what they are doing. Kill 15 a thousand wares to show how serious we are. Oh, Asians, never quit being you. I appreciate it when I see other groups of people being racist, because I feel like the United States gets a bad rap for its racism,

and in particular, my region of the United States. Georgia? Really? My region of the United States, yeah. Kind of where the civil rights movement happened here um so which which means it's where the most resistance was it's where the civil rights movement had to start fighting so they were they were like all right we're gonna hold you at gunpoint until you go to calculus with this black guy basically that's what happened.

Yeah, yeah. More or less. It's weird that you take issue with that, but okay, Taylor. What? No, I was saying that's what they had to do. Taylor, have you seen Remember the Titans? Oh, nothing Grand Wizard, nothing. Have you seen Remember the Titans?

I know you've missed so many, but oh yeah. I've seen that. That's a great movie. I like that. See, that's where integration works. You got a little sugar and a little spice. Made that great football team. It's glad there was only one quarterback.

Glad there wasn't a black kid who could throw the ball. There was. He got hurt. He broke his wrist. He was the starter. Sunshine was the backup. Really? Yes. Woody's right. I haven't seen it since high school.

I just remember the kid from. Yeah, there was a white guy on the line who let the other team's defensive back go by on purpose, pretending he didn't hear the audible. The guy runs around, slams the black quarterback into the ground, broke his wrist. He's done throwing the ball for the season. Sunshine comes in, says, what's wrong with you, wimps? You never seen a football injury before?

Tells his player to let the defensive lineman go by. He does. When he goes at Sunshine, he low bridges him, puts him up in the air, dumps him onto the ground. Bad guy's walking out injured. And then other people, teammates, go after him. And he stiff arms him in the face and says, let's play ball. And what song starts playing? We are the champions.

I can hear the beat in my head. Coaches are like, looks like we got ourselves a quarterback. Oh, Jock Jams. Yeah. That song starts playing. Yeah, but that is on Jock Jams. Yeah, I haven't seen it since high school,

but that is a good movie. It sucks that that guy gets crippled there in that car accident. If you go back and watch it now, you'd probably laugh because if I remember correctly, he's like happy-go-lucky white guy in his sick-ass car and he's smiling

and waving at some pretty girls or something and then out of nowhere, a car comes and T-bones him and just cripples him, just takes his legs right out from under him. It was such a downer. They were so happy from the win. That was Opie from S from sons of anarchy too i didn't realize he's also in saving private ryan he's the death guy they're trying to get directions from at the airplane crash or is it oh yeah no you're right yeah yeah damn ryan the song was more of a motown thing it's

like doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom okay i'm right i haven't seen in a long fucking time The song was more of a Motown thing. It's like... Okay. I haven't seen it in a long fucking time. Apparently this is my Kyle moment where I can recite to see. I feel like you watch this movie quite a bit. You've got a real connection to this one. I know you've talked about before how much you like it though. I actually just like

victory scenes in movies. Sometimes I'll go to YouTube and watch Captain America get the thing. um victory scenes in movies so sometimes i'll go to youtube and watch like you know captain america get the hat and get the thing sunshine take over for the broken quarterback like i so i watch this scene a lot okay i do that with clint eastwood movies i like the uh the ends of clint eastwood movies when he kills everyone what do you watch when you're just watching something scott what are you do you follow any tv movies anything like that i've i've been i've been kind of making my way around the stuff that i never i never watched before like sons of anarchy

i watched that uh this year i watched it years ago but i finished it like this year um i'm in the middle of band of brothers right now uh first time first time yeah what did you know what happened recently what happened recently? What happened recently? In your watching, do you know what episode you're on? No. The Germans broke through the Ardennes, and they had to go out there. It was the winter.

They didn't have any clothes. That was... Bastogne? Oh, yeah. Bastogne. Yeah, okay. You uh mostly through the action yeah yeah that's a really good episode i think it's almost i think it's over an episode they do the best then you got that stupid shit where the i don't want to spoil the band i just realized

i could potentially spoil yeah my connection to band of brothers i went through a really bad breakup when i was like 18 or 19 or whatever and my roommate had the dvd box set and so i took the day off work because i was crying at work and they sent me home i just remembered that it's so funny sir would you like to buy a I just remembered that. It's so funny. Sir, would you like to buy a Chevy? I just remembered that. This weepy bitch out of this dealership.

I was outside sitting on a golf cart, and the manager came out there, and he's like, why you look so sad, Kyle? And I was like broke down and down crying before i could explain and he like hopped in the golf cart with me and drove off real quick so nobody would see me cry oh that's yeah he's okay taking care oh yeah yeah greg was a good guy shout out greg he had ran a drug lab before uh before um he had sold cars actually he'd been a prisoner of the state before. The entire manager of that dealership was part of a former drug family,

and it was still in the same order down. And he was hiring all the people who had went to jail for him right before they were getting out, and he was hiring them to sell cars for him now because they used to sell drugs for him. Good for him. He knows a sailor yep

cool guys but yeah um i but my roommate had that dvd box set and i needed something to like take my mind off my my sad 18 year old life or 19 year old life and so i just watched the whole series of band of brothers in one sitting i remember i didn't eat i remember i ate a peanut butter sandwich like halfway through and then nothing else i don't know how long that series is back then it seemed like it was forever long but it's probably only 12 hours isn't it like i watched it one whatever it is i watched it in one sitting you know just sat there and watched band of brothers in one sitting it's such a good series i was i was i was having a bad day yeah yeah i'm not judging it just a lot of a lot of band of brothers yeah no it's really good we i think we all here rank it in that like mount rushmore of like mini series and tv shows and

whatnot um with a lot of the other hbo gems that they've made over the years my personal experience with band of brothers is i just installed surround town it was the first time i had ever had it so like there's bullets like zipping by behind me in a way that I had never heard before. And I really liked that. They, uh, Kyle and Woody are more down on the second Band of Brothers,

which in fairness, it's yeah, the Pacific, it's not nearly as good as the original, but it's not bad. It's still good. Like it's still a great series i think it suffers a little bit from the star wars effect i would argue that not all of it i'm not saying everything

star trek i'm sorry star wars is good but sometimes the star wars movie is good it's a b but because we're expecting it to be this most amazing thing, a new part of Western civilization. Part of our culture is going to be star Wars and it doesn't meet that impossible expectation. We say it sucked. So that was made. Okay. So that was made in 2010. Um,

I think there's, let me make sure there's 10 episodes. I'm pretty sure they're both 10 episodes. You want to take a guess at how much, um, the 10 episodes cost to make? You could divide by 10. How much do you think each episode

of the Pacific cost to make? Pacific? $5 million. $5 million. $2.5 million. A million. $22 million per episode they spent to make the Pacific. What?

$220 million. They opened the piggy bank over at HBO because they just had had Band of Brothers. They were looking for another grand fucking slam, you know? And if that, if this takes off, it's like,

Oh, let's do the Africa core next, you know? But I don't think it did quite that well. Yeah, it wasn't the third one that I can never remember the name of airman or something is all. Fuck those guys.

I couldn't get into that, man. I watched that first episode and i just wasn't feeling it and then you shat all over and then kind of the internet did too so i i try not to i don't want to like waste that brain space on shows like that um if you do want a show to watch you did you watch snowpiercer with me the tv show i saw some snowpiercer yeah yeah i watched that so i don't think i finished it because it got really kind of retarded. Oh, fuck you.

Okay, so Snowpiercer's cool. You know, the movie Snowpiercer is really good. It's got Captain America in it. You'd appreciate that, Woody. Basically, it's in the future and... I know his real name, Steve Rogers. Yes, that's Steve Rogers. The premise is the Earth was going into global warming

and scientists shot this stuff in the atmosphere to reflect the sun to fix the global warming. But it worked too well and it froze the planet. And it didn't just freeze it a little. It's like negative 200 degrees outside. Everything's dead. But by happenstance, there was this crazy Elon Musk. There was a billionaire man who was already building this train that would navigate the whole landmass of the world in this giant loop. And it would make one revolution per year.

And it's got like a way to survive. Well, it turns out it's got this engine that runs on magic and never quits working. And also the train is as enormous or as cramped as you need it to be for the plot. Oh, are we in the tail of the train where the poor people have to live because they stowed away? This is tiny. Just shoulder room only. We're squeezing

past everyone. Oh, are we in the front part and we need to have a fight scene? Well, there are three levels to the train. We're squeezing past everyone. Oh, are we in the front part and we need to have a fight scene? Well, there are three levels to the train. You're on the second. Oh, there's the first level. There's whole aquariums in the train. There's cattle cars full of cattle. There's libraries.

There's a bar restaurant. There's like anything you can imagine. There's over 1,000 cars, and they're all different things because this Mr. Wilford guy who owned the train was this eccentric Howard Hughes-like billionaire, and he wanted a perfect ecosystem as much as anything else. So they harvest the sushi fish on a certain schedule, and it's absurd.

And it's mostly about class structure. You have the people in the tail who had to eat each other at the beginning of the journey because there wasn't a food source. And now they eat these disgusting roach bars. Um, and they're always trying to rebel and take over the train. And then you've got middle-class and first-class and there's this whole, you know,

there's this whole upheaval in the movie and it's very good. There's a TV show with Jennifer Connelly that there are four seasons of now. The fourth season just came out. This is the show that Switch was working on in Canada. And I was upset because they said they weren't going to use the fourth season. They already filmed, which might not be a good sign, but they did release it. I think it just came out. I'm rewatching it right now with my girlfriend.

I'm in like the second season. I think it's fun. I think it's fun. They torture people with the cold air. They'll use the cold air from outside to freeze your fingers off and smash them with a hammer. They make people stick their arms out of these little portholes and freeze their

whole arm off and then smash them off with a hammer in front of everybody. They take arms. You're right, Kyle. This is fun. It's a fun, light-hearted jaunt. Oh, it's dark. Are you different on House of the Dragon? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Me too. Why are you guys putting yourself through it? It's not going to pay off. You're going to be Game of Thrones. I bet this shit is 20 million in episodes. House of the Dragon, Scott, is the sequel, which is a prequel in the storyline to Game of Thrones. I don't know if you watched Game of thrones but it was the best show on tv for like five years and then it became absolute dog shit like taking all the prophecies

everything that was going to happen and throwing it into the dirt and not fulfilling them and so there was a huge accident there's a reason that game of thrones is not part of the cultural zeitgeist anymore and no one references it there are no memes about it because they did that bad of a job we were very big fans of that show woody has a room in his house devoted to it i have artwork for it like like like we were very in-depth and very we read the books we got into the lore um we we we made it a part of our personalities there for a few years and then it ended so badly that i won't go back and re-watch it and i'm someone who re-watches shit all the time this is the prequel season to that it's uh it's like a fantasy medieval times where people where one family has dragons and

nobody else does and so the family that has the dragons is in this open rebellion against one another trying to figure out who's the rightful heir to the kingdom and there's like a dragon war going on on tv and everything taylor has said is true about the rightful heir to the kingdom. And there's like a dragon war going on on TV. And everything Taylor has said is true about the other show, Shit in the Bed. But, goddammit, they're spending $20 million an episode making dragons fight in the air. And I want to see it. I won't get fooled again. I'm George Bush.

Will not get fooled again. Fool me once on a dragon show, shame on me. Kyle, 1 out of 10 this season so far. Oh, this season? Like a six. Okay. I would have said six or seven. Yeah, I feel like seven's giving it too much credit

and five is shitting on it too hard. I haven't loved this season. I thought there's been a couple of great action scenes I really cared for. Again, I'm told that the black people are supposed to be there, but there's an awful lot of them now. There didn't used to be quite so many.

Wait, you mean like in the book? I don't know about the source material or the book or whatever. I don't know about any of that. I'm pretty sure they have very white skin, blonde hair, and purple material or the book or whatever i don't know about any of that i'm pretty sure they have very white skin blonde hair and purple eyes in the book okay well i'm referring to all the all the black folks that are on the tv show that we're talking about i see a lot of them they're the seafaring dragon people right yeah yeah he's faring that's why they have white hair taylor like even the black ones have this white hair and it's so ridiculous uh but in any case

they have long white dreads. They have long white dreads. I like that guy a lot. He's one of my favorite characters. But now we're meeting a lot more black folks, and there's a black girl riding a dragon, and I'm supposed to be scared of her or something. They gave her a dragon, Taylor. You wouldn't believe this.

Oh, my goodness. What's going on over there? They're going to be sitting in the front of the stagecoaches next thing you know. Anyway, you know me i i see you know there's these black girls with this white fucking wig on like like i i don't know i don't know why at first i was like i don't like that they're black because it's not true to the source material but now i don't mind because it helps me distinguish the ocean dragon people from the land dragon people. But all the black people look the same to me, so I can't tell who's who anymore.

I know they're all related. They're all related. I know that because they have that white hair. But like, I don't know what the lineage is. So there's just a second part of the same family that's all black? They're the Valyrians, right? Aren't they? Or something like that?

Yeah. So these aren't Tartarians. These are Valyrians. And they're all fucking. well it's complicated apparently and it's all made up by that fat cocksucker who has no work ethic so who cares my point is there's a lot of black folks in this medieval time show riding dragons and shit i'm having a hard time keeping up with all the black folks and why they're black and it's just weird that they're black i don't mind there being black people there it'd just be like if you made you know it's like one in fantastic four when they're like actually one of these black now and it's like but but it's a family that's like they're

brothers and sisters you know that right uh adopted brother like fuck you what are you doing so i give it a six out of ten and i only give it that because i've enjoyed the dragon fighting and the costumes look on point to me um but but frankly it's been a lot of sitting in rooms talking but it's not that witty banter that you can be like oh like it used to be like the smartest guy you've ever met was talking shit and then surprise surprise he's not the smartest guy you've ever met in walks this new guy who's fucking got it who has information he has it whether it's viserys or it's or it's tyrian with a fucking witty jab to throw at his sister there was always those like almost

jerry springer like gotcha moments where you throw it in their face and the writing doesn't feel like it's there to me it just feels like boring conversations in rooms about strategy and it's the same thing over and over it's being pounded into my head. The men won't let the women rule. The men are sexist. They don't see how smart and brave the women are and if they ever could, then this would all be over. That's the whole message of the goddamn

show. It's just men talking in rooms and ignoring women with common sense or not taking women seriously because they can't wield a sword or whatever every time matt smith is on the scene this year that scene is dog shit they drugged him they literally drugged the white male character taylor and he has stayed drugged that what it is remember when she gave him those fucking potions and shit there's a witch he's living with a witch

in a haunted castle. My dumb ass. I thought it was the haunting that caused it. That caused these. Why does he keep drinking the potions? Who doesn't know? She poisoned him days ago. She's cooking his food.

They're preparing it. They keep eating. They clearly poisoned him. I'm not stupid. Women, am I right? It's hard to pay attention to the show. It's too fucking slow. It's all three. Kyle's like, oh, it's just bad.

I think you're right, too. It's all three. Sometimes they're not even talking sometimes you're looking at a guy sitting in silence thinking like this is the worst tv show right now you guys are both proving my point that you're finding yourself a woman naked and everybody was by another show i'm not gonna get got i know what i'm buying in for i enjoy what i'm watching for the most part. It's not dog shit. It's like a Wendy's hamburger.

It's not a filet mignon, but I'm not going to turn down a Wendy's hamburger, Taylor. It's square. They don't cut corners. That's the most convincing argument you've ever made to me in the 10 years I've been doing this. I appreciate you saying that. I won't turn down a Wendy's hamburger. You know what? He's right. in the 10 years I've been doing this. I appreciate you saying that. I won't turn down a wedgie's hamburger.

You know what? He's right. I wouldn't either. I'd eat it. But I just don't give a shit. And I don't like any character in that show other than Matt Smith, but the Goodwill I carry on to him is from Doctor Who or something.

You know what I mean? I like Matt Smith. I don't care about Damon Targaryenen who seems like a real pretty good last season as a way to like distill that this series isn't what it used to be like neither of you would recommend scott start game of thrones no oh okay because i wouldn't either so that's a weird one so here's what i'll say about Game of Thrones. It's monumental TV for like five fucking years. It keeps you spellbound.

And maybe it was just the time when it was coming out because YouTube and the internet was all over it too. And so you had all these YouTube channels that did theory. And nobody knew what was coming because they would change things from the books slightly. And so you'd even throw off some of the book watchers who knew what was coming because they would change things from the books slightly and so you even throw off some of the book watchers who knew what was coming and there are scenes in this show where it's like trying to think it'd be like if luke skywalker died in the in the second movie it's like wait luke skywalker's not the guy no luke was bitch made it's actually luke's brother

like holy fucking shit but luke's brother fell in the Snarlak pit. Did he? Oh! Like, that's what this show would do to you. It would take your Luke Skywalker gets his throat slit. Like, on screen out of nowhere. There's a scene in this show where you're Luke Skywalker, your main fucking

dude who you think's gonna be like the white, he's literally the good looking white dude with the big sword on the white horse who like slams pussy and saves kingdoms and they cut his throat like it's nothing. And then the episode ends and you're just like,

I guess next week we find out who picks up the pieces. And next week it's worse for the good guys. This is a show that rapes the good girl. The good girl gets raped on screen. Yeah, like season one. Like episode four. Rapes and murders and dismemberments

and awful things happen to your favorite girl. But a lot of... I really respect a show where no one's safe, right? If you watch I don't know, most shows and the hero is really having a tough time and he's surrounded. You're like, whatever.

You know, they're either going to give him flying power. He's going to beat up 19 guys and get out of this room. He's the hero. Jack Reacher is going to be fine. And in Game of Thrones, all of a sudden, Reacher died. You're like, wait, what? How could Reacher die? But he does.

Yeah. Retrospectively, I bet it's not as good watching even the first five seasons of Game of Thrones. died you're like wait what how could reacher die but he does yeah yeah like retrospectively i bet it's not as good watching even the first five seasons of game of thrones because you're going to the whole time be seeing them hint at these prophecies and these plot lines that don't matter that bothers me on the in the show we're watching now this yeah because house of dragon drops that um song of ice and fire Fire quote probably every other episode. Because it is a secret that only the higher ups of the royal family know. And the king has two heirs, sort of, so they both know. And so there's like three people who know about it on the show, and they've all been told.

And it's like this hushed, whispered thing, like you don't even know. We have to be solid here because one day the you know winter is coming and they tell the little little tale of the prophecy and i'm like no don't worry about it dude fucking a 14 year old girl with that knife that that dude right there has he's gonna take him out like it's nothing like like so i show let us down in a way that women have i've had breakups that it hurt as much as what Game of Thrones did to me. It was hard. I think Game of Thrones is better on rewatch because the pacing is better.

You know, like, for example, you wait, like, some of the seasons took like a year and a half, maybe slightly more than that. So you wait a year and a half and then you find out, what? This fucking season only has six episodes and then episode two is shit or three or whatever and you're like no there were only six and now some incalculable percentage of them is is bad and like it ruins the season it ruins the show it's more important but when you're re-watching it and you can watch three a day one week episode isn't the big deal there's a character called john snow and i love that character so fucking much he's like the goodest good guy that ever gooded and like he's as pure as the fucking driven snow which he's named after like he he wouldn't tell a lie to

save himself he's that guy like like he'd rather dive dishonor himself. And he's also, as the most arch-villain in the show said, you're the greatest swordsman in all the North. There's a point where these two armies are going to fight, and Jon Snow's like, how about me and you just fight? We save all these guys. You just have it out, and if I lose,

my army will fall back, and if you lose, I'll take the castle. And he's like, ha! I hear you're the greatest swordsman swordsman in all the north that'd be kind of stupid wouldn't it and you realize that like oh man this guy this evil villain is not just evil he's also smart you know he'd never he can't he can't be goaded into this honorable sword fight he has no interest in it like like the villains in that show i think uh umbridge i don't know if you watch harry potter movies or read the books but like uh dolores umbridge uh is one of the most is probably my least favorite

most hated villain of all time but after that it's tyrian land i'm not tyrian um joffrey it's joffrey from game of thrones and then it's ramsay bolton in that order are the meanest, most cruel, actually most terrifying like villains of all time. Like this, the dude likes to skin people alive and it's not just like his private thing that he has to say, Oh, I got you where I want you. I'm going to skin you alive.

It's like all the houses, um, have their, have banners and some of the banners will be like a mountain or a big gold ring or a sunshine. His banner is a man skinned alive. It's like what do it's like it's how they roll and he'll skin these people alive and they'll just be out there like dying of of like the cold because because he doesn't because he does it so well he skins this old woman alive one time it's awful he cuts he cuts

a main character's cock off he cuts a main character's cock off. He cuts a main character's cock off. Dude. It's wild show, man. It's wild. Yeah. Sounds like it. There's shit in that show where you're like, that's a permanent injury. Yeah, just to be clear, he doesn't cut his dick off and then kill him. He cuts his dick off and then keeps him as a man dog pet for the rest of the show.

It's fucked up. He changes his name. It's rough. It's hard to watch sometimes. Don't cut his dick off. It was a good show, but it didn't end up being a good show. I wouldn't recommend anyone I know to start watching it

if they didn't already suffer through the last at least two seasons of that horse shit. Yeah, it makes sense. I have a hard time recommending it. I guess I would go through the like speech. I just went through with, with the, the y'all just now that like,

man, there's some amazing shit. Just watch. What if you quit? Watch Oz on HBO. It's the saddest, most depressing. Yes.

Oz is hilarious. Eventually meet the wizard. It's a feel good story. Yeah. You know how you have to wait until season four for Theon to get his dick cut off? Well, guess what? J.K. Simmons, the head Nazi, rapes Beecher

17 minutes into episode one of that prison show. I don't like that one. That's my least favorite show of all time. It's a little harsh. You guys want to call it a show? Yeah, I haven't eaten. I'm so hungry.

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