Pappy's Flatshare - Beef Brothers Cold Cuts w/ Annie McGrath S9E24

Episode Date: September 9, 2019

The Beef Brothers are here to sort out your beef with special guest Annie McGrathAnnie McGrath - https://twitter.com/AnnieMcTweetPappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetIf you have a flatshare based beef you'd like us to solve then send it to [e-mail] us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareProduced by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Greetings, listener dear! Tis I Tom! And me, Matthew. And I'm not Ben. That's right, Ben has gone. Can you believe it? But not, he's not forgotten. 2011 we started doing podcast with Clarkie and...

He's finally got a job. He's finally... As a man, you have to leave her recording early. Yeah. You'll be the only back. That's true. That's true. Clarkie's popped off, he's in this episode.

Don't worry, Clarke fans. He's in this episode and boy oh boy, is he in it? He certainly is. So he's in this episode, but unfortunately, he had to leave just before the end of the recording. And we record the intro's and outro's after the after we record the episode. A magical glimpse behind the curtain there.

You're getting a real glimpse into the process. This was a beef brothers cold cuts. It is a the process. This was a beef brothers cold cuts. It is a beef brothers, it remains a beef brothers cold cuts. And if you would like to contribute to a beef brothers cold cuts, you can email beefbrotherspodcastactgmail.com as Nathan did. Now do you remember Nathan from the Sarah Keyworth episode? Oh yes.

The guy from Oxford. Yes. He's got back in touch. Great. Here we go. He says, hi beef brothers. Just got round to catching up on the podcast. Yes! He's got back in touch. Great! Here we go. He says, Hi, beef brothers. Just got round to catching up on the podcast.

I'll be coming back from the fringe. Thank you for reading out my beef. Well, you know what? Nathan, it's an absolute pleasure. Please could you send my apologies to Sarah Keyworth? I didn't mean to bring her as much misery as I end up doing. She didn't have mentioned Oxford, oh well. He then says, I saw Pariochi at the fringe and it was wonderful.

Oh, bless him. And I'm really enjoying the new Radio X show and I love seeing Clarky pop-up all over the place too. So do we. He's popped off all over the place. He's popped off all over the place. But Nathan, we will pass your apology on to Sarah Keyworth, but listening back to that episode, I don't think she'll accept it. No. I can't see her accepting it. She'll live with the same again. Never be the same again. But if you have a beef you would like to share, do get in touch, be for the spot cast at gmail.com. Please be honest. Please be honest guys, that's all we ask.

If you're popping a quiz into the peer box, just be honest. Just be honest. So tell us about this episode Tom. This week's guest was Annie McGraw, long term fan of the show, no, long term friend. I don't think she's a fan of the show. No, we're not sure if she's a fan of the show or not,

but she's a long-term friend, wonderful comedian, and we whip cracked away into your beef. Yes, so enjoy it, and we'll see you on the other side. Well, if you've got a problem, I'm calling a problem, if you've got a problem call it a beef, if you've got a beef, maybe we can help you from the sorting I can be. So our guest today is Annie McGraw.

A N McGraw. And the I N E. There's the, that's the Jahaul jingle. Hello. So it's A N the McGraw. And then she says. And then the I N E. Well, I saw it's great that someone's coming with their own jingle.

I didn't know, listen, if I know you two are going to be getting together beforehand to workshop ideas, I would have arrived a little bit earlier, tried to get it on the action. Thanks for coming on the show. Thanks for having me. Are you a flatmate? What kind of a flatmate are you? I am a flatmate.

I've lived in the same house for six and a half years, without my permission. Congratulations. Thank you. Moving out on Sunday. Oh, the end of an year. The perfect time to get you on the podcast. Great for closure. Let's put a lot of things. And also, you can really lay into your flatmates and finally, after six and a half years, let them know what you've been building up. I feel like I can't

know because she's been very good to me. I've had a very cheap rent. Or she'll landlord as well. I know, and it's not as born, yeah. Is it your mom? It's like, she's having a hard time. I think it's half years old. I'm not that. Charlie, is her name? Charlie, yes. I've realized I've been, haven't I? I've been. Yeah, yeah.

It's very nice. Because on the last podcast, we played guest the taps. Oh, yeah. We did play guest the taps. What a great game. If you'd like to go back to the Will Adamsdale anime growl, episode of Flat Shest, slam down.

I believe it was either last series or the series before. Guest the number of taps in the house. Yeah. Great game. Strong game. Really strong game. Almost as good as the plug game. What was the plug game?

Where you had to guess what plugs were being plugged in and... Oh my, get the plug? Yeah, what plugs, what was it called? Ear plugs? Ear plugs, What was it called ear plugs? Here plugs that was it ear plugs was very successful I was gonna listen to a plug being plugged into a wall and guess what the plug was for and if you'd like to hear that You can get that on our patreon Genuine that's that's that's bonus patreon content subscribe as only so there's a lot of people here thinking That sounds great. I've got to get on the Patreon. Patreon.com forward slash Pappy's flat share

Nice little plug by the way So you've known you've known Charlie since the day you were born. Yeah, the day I was born. So it's not your mother It's not my one from midwife Am I midwife? No, was she your midwife? No, it's not my question. Because we brought you on thinking you she your midwife? No, she was my question. I'm too stupid to be your own midwife. I'm, because we brought you on thinking you're a midwife. Oh, I'm just kidding. This is a sort of largely midwifery based podcast we can be interested in.

Being character is a midwife. Lovely stuff. Let's workshop that now. How you doing? Great. Is this a great first question to ask any midwife? I'm not sure. You don't always talk to the midwife.

Do you know what? This is a busman's holiday. Is a midwife. You don't always talk to them about the midwife. You know what, this is a busman's holiday. Is it midwife if we talk to you about midwife? That's it. Let's just ask you a few simple questions. What's going on, man? Delivering a lot of babies. Sure.

Cool, cool. Any good ones recently? Very big ones recently. Really? You want to handle the newborn, right? Newborn. Yeah. Unless they're late, they're a bit older. Oh, right, okay.

What's the oldest baby you've ever had that little baby? That's good one, actually. Macrosby. Yeah, just before the show. Yeah. I was born just before the show. That's why I'm covering in on this sort of this goo. Amniotic fluid.

A little bit of amniotic fluid. It's knocking around. The placenta is still attached. Did you eat the placenta when you had a baby? No, I did not eat the placenta when I had a baby. But thank you for asking. I'm totally okay. No, Charlie did not eat.

No one ate the placenta. Did the placenta? Well, I've got you to eat it, mate. Clark, you was hugging around a couple of eyes after you left. Is anyone got dibs on my face? Is anyone having a finish that? Anyone having that?

No, we talked about it, but in the end we decided against it. It was quite a complicated birth, so we sort of... Why would you? Well, it's supposed to have health giving properties. In fact, a lot of people drive the placenta and wear it. When you say a lot of people, is that what you're doing? No, no, no, no. We haven't tried it either. The placenta, as far as I'm concerned, is that what you're doing? No, no, no, no, we haven't dried it either with the percentage as far as I'm concerned is it's in

It's in a scenario to try that you burn the percentile well, I'm assuming so what do you do with chem with with with with with With single use percent single use percent. Yeah, she might be silent. Yeah That's part of my job burning You burn the placenta It's my specialist. What do people do with dry placenters? That's what I'm interested in today. Eat them like dried apricot. Like an apricot, so if you want to snack on your placentas. Could it on your gut? Sure.

I always imagine like an avocado. You have it in capsule form. Well, it basically looks like a big bit of awful. OK. So it looks like a big, so a meaty bit of awful. Is it meat? Well, technically it's from a human body, yeah. So it's, I guess it's meat.

You can have it. What else would it be? It's not cheese. What do you think it would be? It's not bread. What other part? If it's coming I guess it's me. You can have it. What else would it be? It's not cheese. What do you think it would be? It's not bread. What other part? If it's coming out of a human body. It's a very good point.

It's a vegetable. Yeah, it's something like an egg. Mineral? It's not an egg. It's not like a rock. It's not like an egg. The baby grows from an egg. Is it crested?

Is it crested? Is it crested the breast milk? Yes. Is that something you ask every patient? Yes. Do you taste it first so you can recommend it? Yeah, this breast meat is milk's cork, unfortunately. We have tasted it and it tastes a bit like cauliflower. Oh yeah you wouldn't expect that would you? That's good because it's shortage. It's a cauliflower. Did you hear about that? No. It's a

Brexit style cauliflower shortage. Yeah, so maybe they'll start using breast milk. To reconstitute for cauliflower cheese. You can geel up the milk. Yeah. Oh, so you've got yourself cauliflower cheese? Imagine, I think you've just got cheese. Yeah, but cheese tastes like cauliflower.

So you don't need any cauliflower. The combo just caught out the middle, man. Yeah, absolutely. If you've got any spare breast milk, do fry it up and see what it tastes like. If it tastes like cauliflower cheese, put it without the cauliflower. Leave a review on our tunes and tell us what your breast milk tastes like. Please do. Okay, shall we? Absolutely.

It's going to be one of them. I hope it was absolutely foul from start to finish that. Lots of people like cauliflower. Anyway, let's get on with the podcast. Hi guys. Hi. Very polite. My beef is with my eternal flat mate, Bracket's wife.

Who's this from? This is from Matt. Matt, okay. One tea. My beef is with my eternal flatmate, bracket wife. We have recently moved into an apartment about three times smaller than our previous one.

Oh, there we go. It full stop is full stop tiny, full stop. Okay, I can't stress that enough. I think he could, if he had used capitals. In our previous flat brackets where only the two of us lived, we had about 60 mugs far too many, I'm sure you'll agree. 6.0. 6.0. That's too many mugs. That's too many mugs. Far too many. I think you'll agree. I do. My wife doesn't. She would buy a new mug roughly once a week and use that one, declaring it her favourite mug.

Thus relegating all the other mugs to the back of several cupboards. After many arguments, we managed to cull around a third of the mug heard. It's a good sentence. The rest came with us to our new place. So you're taking them at 40 mugs. My wife has agreed that there's still an obsessively high number of mugs.

My words, not hers. But I fear we're still on opposite sides of reason, with me of course, on the side of reason, her on the side of porcelain insanity. Well, firstly, Matt, lovely turns a phrase all the way through that. It's beautifully written. Porcelain insanity sounds like a gemera, quite record. I am of the opinion that we need tops, six mugs, two for us, four for guests, slash variety. My wife is of the opinion that we need as many as will fit.

Please help Matt, PS, she will buy more. Right, okay. This is good. This is what this is a great beef. This is a very strong beef. This is, yeah. Because I feel like every house gets to a situation when they've got too many mugs.

Yeah. We're talking about Easter eggs. We're talking about, um, so funny that that became the way to pin pin Easter egg. Pop it in a mug. Pop it in a mug. Yeah. It's, I mean, it works though.

It does work. I wanted that Smarties Easter egg. Don't care that much for Smarties. No. I wanted that Smarties Easter egg. Don't care that much for Smarties. I wanted that Smarties mug. It was brown, it was curvy, had Smarties on the side. Looked amazing. I wanted a mug. I don't think six is enough mugs.

I think I'm more with her. I mean she obviously, 40 or six. I'd go 40 over six. Would you? Yeah, because two and two guests, firstly, you're going to have more than four people at one point for a cup of tea, right? You'd hope so.

And then what if two are in the dishwasher? Hang on, their new place is tiny. Yeah, good thing. That's it. It is tiny. The thing, I think what this comes down to is that mugs have, like t-shirts, personalities more than other items in your kitchen. Okay. So you have an emotional attachment. And I think

that's what's happening here is he does not have an emotional attachment to mugs, but people do have, and mugs do have characters. Well T tastes better out of certain mugs. And also certain mugs are better for certain times of day. Oh, I also think you have to have some mugs that you never use. Like there's some that I look at in my cupboard and I'm like that's fucking disgusting. And what are they for just as a sort of deterrent? What do it make the other ones feel special? What's the, what do you get from having bugs you never use? Retired those. A disgusting mug. Yeah, so that you can focus on the nice ones. Oh, but other people like some people like a wide girth, but I like an arrow girth. Do you? Yeah. Oh, you know what, do you know what actually

grinds my gears? Oh, go on. When you go to a, when you go to a, Oh, I guess it. Who can I guess it? Go on, what you gonna guess? Glass mug. No, you know what? I don't mind a glass mug. I like it.

I don't mind a glass mug. As long as it's got one of those little metal holders around it, fine. Glass mug is fine. When you go to a cookie cafe, and they've decided to get all kinds of different mismatched crockery. Yeah, and the tiny teacups.

Tiny teacups. And you go, oh, I'd like a cup of tea or a cup. Yeah, and the tiny teacups. Tiny teacups. And you go, oh, I'd like a cup of tea or a cup of coffee, and they bring you out. So say we're all having a cup of coffee, we're all getting different amounts of coffee, but we're paying the same amount of money. How do they get away with it? It's a travesty.

It's an absolute travesty. It's true. It's day like robbery. And you can't say, oh, sorry, take this back. I don't, all they send it, they give it to you in a really thin, tall mug. You're like, I don't want that. You like thin tall mugs, is this right?

I like thin tall mugs. No, I don't know how to do that. I'm not too thin. I'm not too thin. I don't know, because they get cold really quickly. I want to like that size. For the listener. It's about the size of a neck.

Wow. Hold on. That size of a neck. Wow hold on, it's not the size of a neck, it's not a thin neck, it's an upper neck. So look if you can fit your fingers round your neck. Hello, I can. I can. It's about the size of a neck. Yeah, you're right, I just want to know. It is the size of a neck. Your fingers round your neck. Yeah. I believe everyone can, apart from people who have got problems with their fingers on X. Okay, about the size of a neck. So if you've got a mug, it's about the size of a neck, you don't like it because it gets cold quickly. Yeah, I also like

ones that are the same width from the top to the bottom. I don't like the ones that start wide and then go in at the bottom. You don't like the ones that start wide and then go in at the bottom. You don't like a tapered mug. Not particularly. Like a wine glass. You don't like a wine glass. I like a wine glass for not for tea. Right, good call. Have you got a preference with mugs? Not particularly no. My brother has to have, because he's an idiot, has to have tea in it. Has to have tea in it. He's not even able to defend himself. Hey, come on now. You know, I'll say it.

He has to have tea in a porcelain mug. Has to be porcelain. It has to be porcelain. Can't believe. You're giving me that face now. He does that. I was right, I called in him an idiot, right? He's like, oh no, I'm not drinking out of that.

Can I just ask, and I'm clear, the savage here, yeah, like what's the difference between like porcelain and china and like I've got no idea. So what, I'm guessing the smart one. I would also posit that he has no idea as well. Yeah, that sounds quite pretentious. Doesn't porcelain break more easily? Porcelain's like, you're thinner.

It's thinner, yeah. Can I just say break is more easily is not a great test, because you're like, give that a smash on the floor, yes, I love that one. I'll open it up. But it's time. Say the Smarties mug, I'm guessing that's not porcelain. That's absolutely not.

The much treasured Smarties mug I had as a child, my rose buds. Didn't realize there was so much. I was like, I'm a boiler alert. Yeah, sorry mate. So I keep going back to this this party's but that was just, what would that be made of?

China, yeah. China. Was it your standard size mug but with smarties on it? It's about the size of a neck. It's about no, I said half of it was in a neck of a knee. Somewhere like that sort of says. I'd say what? The classic neck mug is the Sports direct one, isn't it?

Oh yeah, the big white one. I hate that. I'm not for you. Not for me, that handle so thick. Yeah, but if you get one of them as well, you're like, keep that mate. Give that to someone who wants it. Really?

Yeah, I want, do you not have, I've got a couple of like pint glass size. My other brother used to be big into it. He always used to have a pint mug. Yeah, pint of tea. Yeah. Well here's the thing, we're not a tea drinking household. Neither my wife nor I nor our little baby drinks tea.

Charlie drinks coffee. I've sort of in the last six months gone off coffee as well. So I'm not really, I might occasion have a ginger tea or something like that. Hot Robina? No, not hot, no, don't, don't, don't, don't sweet, sweet drinks. Are you stepping away from hot drinks then?

Are you stepping away from drinks? Basically, yeah, I'm stepping away. Just breast milk. Just purely breast milk. Don't need a mug for that. Comes in its own receptacle. It's about the size of a breast. I had to, I had to estimate the size.

No, I water, I drink water out of a plastic festival cup. That is my drink at home or a bottle, yeah, or a... Back to basics. Back to basics, yeah. I love my latitude cup. That's basically what I drink. I drink quite a lot of water out my latitude cup. Or if I'm feeling particularly jaunty, MacF fest. Wow. That's what I like to drink. I feel like I knock those over too easily. Water out of a plastic cup.

Just knock it over. Do you really? Yeah. You don't respect the vessel enough if it's plastic. I'm just a bit clumsy. I'm just a bit clumsy. The cattle knock it over. So you've got to be careful if the cat's cutting about. But no, no, I don't knock it over. Just put it on a nice high shelf, like a mantelpiece, something like that. I think the key to this email is, my wife is of the opinion that we need as many as will fit. Yes, and I like

that sentiment, because when you get into your house, when you get into your house When you get into your new flat there's gonna be the cupboard that's the mug cupboard sure and you're gonna give at least one shelf in the mug cupboard to mugs. I like you know like oh you'll do like a shelf to glass is a shelf to mugs Yeah, so why wouldn't you fill that shelf? Purely with mugs and if you can get 40 in there, Avern. I think you're right, I think you're not gonna do. I'd even spread onto two shelves. I mean, if you've got them, I think we do. We've got a shelf and a half, but like you've got to give at least one whole shelf

to mugs. You can't do half shelf, half bowls. Like, or you're on a mug tree and that's it. Well that's what he's gone to six. Yeah, that's like six. So that's the choice I think here, isn't it? That's what we've bought it down to is six, mug tree or mug shelf. I think you have to.

If you're having a mug tree, that's like, you need to have a shelf as well. That's like spill over from the shelf. Yes, or those that have a mug tree. You're six best mugs out on the spot. The ones for show. If you've got six matching, I mean, who's got six matching? If you've got six matching mugs. We do actually. Do got six matching? If you got six matching mugs, we do actually do you. Oh, yeah, I mean, because

I've been around your house, I never knew that. So you need a luxury to be showing that shit off. Good point. I felt like I always use them when when when you guys come around. Do you know what? Maybe I'm just not paying attention. Also, I don't, I've, maybe I'm just not having coffee anymore. I could be what it is. But I think you not paying attention. Also, I don't, I'm just not having coffee anymore. I could be that. That's what it is. But I think you're right though. I liked, I thought you were gonna say something like, when you get into a house, you don't want the house to be in charge.

Oh. I thought that's what you were gonna say. You were like, I turn you into a home. You don't tell me how I'm turning, I had to turn you into a home. Yeah. It's all, you know, you're talking mugs in the wardrobe. Is that what you're talking about? I'm saying put your into a home. Yeah. It's all easy. You're talking mugs in the wardrobe,

is that what you're talking about? I'm saying put your mugs wherever you like. But I'm also saying, don't just, you know, don't just, yeah, if you wanna go to two shelves, go to two shelves. Also, you can, mugs, do you stack your mugs? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that was great. Yes, that was great. But yeah. Should we start doing flat slum mugs so these guys can get a mug? Or should we? Or should we never get around it for a long time? Should we just start selling off flat slam mugs so that these guys can get a mug? Let's not talk about it. Or should we never get around in front of you? Should we just start selling off our excess mugs and just kind of just sharpy flat slam onto them?

Because I've got some excess mugs. You have, you have. You've got six matching ones. If so, I want to get a system. If so, I want to get a system on the band XX. I've got some excess. I don't think he's looking for more mugs from that letter. Have you got a favourite mug? If you were like tell us know what's favourite mug.

It's orange and it's got some, it's got a white handle, same width all the way around and it's got like illustrations of deer and some things like that. Sounds gross but it's nice. Yeah. Promise. I'll send a photo. Okay, there we go. Some things like that sounds gross, but it is nice Yeah promise I'll send a photo. Okay, there we go. Parry. What about yours? It's a Royal Shakespeare company mug that's about seven years old. Yeah, very pleasing colors What is it? Does it have a little quotation on it anything like that? It's just got like a shot of the building and then it's very red It's very kind of impactful. Is it a classic is it a classic mug design?

Or are we talking a porcelain magic? Classic mug design. Classic mug design. And I definitely prefer it in the mornings to the afternoons. What's your afternoon there? Currently it's of almost mug. There's someone sent me. But I've also got another preferred one.

From about eight years ago my mom bought me a weird and you would hate this. It's all sorts of shape. It kind of comes out a bit like a jug. Is it a jug? No, it's right on the bar. It's spout short of a jug. Oh, okay. It packs a big punch. That sounds like an insult. It's one size. It's a spout short of a jug. Yeah, you could have a fight. You could fit your fingers around his neck. But I'd you'd want to. I think it was like the Mandela Foundation had like a charity, they released a load of mugs with celebrity quotes on them and this one's got a think of Samuel R. Jackson, my goodness, I quote on the side.

What's his quote? I can't remember. Not the one from Pulp Fiction. No, no, no, no. No, it's like him saying, I hope the world can be a better place. Motherfucker, motherfucker. I like that if I want to. He's clearly on his best behavior.

Oh yeah, you know, keep it clean, they say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the mug. Yeah. Well, sure, obviously the smite mug, the mug's on the the best. No, it's not smitey, mate. I don't really need mugs anymore. I don't really need mugs anymore, no. My favourite receptacles that's not what we're talking about. But obviously, I love my last two to cup. I love my MacFest cup.

Is this sponsored by Latitude, this podcast? No, no, no, not at all, not at all, but if they are, if they want to rebook us, we're always there. Tanya, bring your own podcast arena. You've got our number, if we wish, although actually, if we wish up with our own cups, I could get a quid for that.

That's a good point. I mean, you need to this year's profit, I'm showing up straight away. I show up. If anything, you know, they give us the tickets to go there. They're not making a dime out of us. We go straight in. Return the cups. One quid, please. Back in the car. Swoop straight out of there.

Up yours. But I think we've got a Mac Fest, you can work the festival circuit. I can work the festival circuit with just all those plastics. I love it. Before they realized this is from three years ago, I'm out of there. I mean, the petrol costs are quite high.

I'll work out the logistics later. I'll get a lift. So I think, we've got some quite nice ones from the TV shows we've made. They're quite hard to throw away. We've got a Bad Outs mug, which is absolutely useless. Yeah, I've got about five of those. We've got a little Bad Outs mug, which we bought it for the cast and crew. And it turned out to be much smaller than we realised.

It's much smaller than we realised. It's much smaller than a neck. I'll say that much. Yeah, it's quite a day and two. It's basically a day and two more. It's smaller than a lot of people's wrists. Is it a shot glass? It's basically a shot glass with a handle and weirdly a spout.

But I found out that actually it's the perfect amount of rice for one person. Oh, that's what that's become. That's the rice mug. And, yeah, I used to like, you know, if I'm making like a ginger tea, the bigger the better, like a proper big last all afternoon kind of mug. I like that. That's what I go for.

Yeah, good for herbal tea because it cools down. Exactly. It starts. It allows the tea to permeate. Yeah. So, have we solved this before if you just talked about mugs for 45 minutes? Well, I guess it's just which way do we land? We have to decide. I think we're either going mug tray on mug shelf. And I think one's mat, one's mat's wife. There's nothing more depressing than opening a mug cupboard and it, they're being like

four mugs. I'm with you. I think. That's like student halls. Yeah. Yeah. I think variety is the spice of life. Do you remember when CDs were quite a big thing, they're so I listened to our music. Mm-hmm. Still. Do you remember those things that were,

like you could stack your CD in like a little wooden frame? Yeah. Yeah. And they would be probably about three foot, four foot tall. Could you get a mug tree that was that height? Floor to ceiling mug tree. Basically, floor to ceiling part. The rotate that you could think has been around. What do you think about that? What do you think about that? Feature of it. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. My granny used to have mug shelves, so like stuck to the wall, two mug shelves. Maybe that's a good one. My

mum's got some of that going on. Yeah. Her favorite mugs are out on display. My mug forest. You will. I love the mug for that. The mug laid. A mug laid. A mug laid. A mug laid, I really like that.

Get yourself a mug laid. You know what as well? My mom's thinking of that. My mom's also got hooks hanging off the bottom of the shelves. You can hook that. Oh, that's good, yeah. So actually, mug laid. You know what would be amazing?

If you opened up the mug cupboard, and they were hanging off the back of the door They were hanging off the bottom of the shelves. They were stacked on there inside your coat inside your coat like yeah, you're like one of our mug What about my bike in fact? Why don't you falls at all? Yeah, you know what I've got my if anything Fine go to the charity shop where you gave where your other mugs going back I am back you should buy a, turn your house into a museum

themed around mugs and charge people a quid to get in. Charge people a plastic cup. Charge people to the cost of a plastic cup. They can either get in by breaking in a latitude cup or a pound. Go with a pound. Beef solved. Beef solved.

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So... Cairo, slash Cairo. My son always throws his dirty clothes on the floor next to his laundry basket. I've tried photographing them and... She's put positing and then crossed out the eye, posting it on the family WhatsApp group. But it hasn't improved matters. Right, so here we have a situation... End of beef.

End of beef. Here we have a situation from Cairo where rather than immediately approaching him and saying, look, please, as I'm your mother, could you please put, she's gone, she's gone pass ag. I'm ashamed in front of the other members of the family. This is a, this is a, this is a sure that was last. I'm sure that was last chance alone. Well, well... I'm sure she skipped to the end. Carro.

Carro Cairo's not said that. That's good point. I've tried photograph. Yeah, it has... That's the first go-to thing is to photograph them. It's not a big long list of things. You know what? We get for more lines to write stuff down there. She didn't use them.

Family WhatsApp group is a brave new world of how to have, you know, family politics now. For us it's a fairly harmonious it's a fairly harmonious place. How many family WhatsApp groups have you got? Oh that's interesting three. There you go. Do you want to go through the details of them all? In fact, oh wait maybe four. Okay so we've got currently called Welcome Clio And that is the general family WhatsApp with all with all everyone's in all the six of us in So no partners are in that one. Oh wow. No partners are in that So that's my mom my dad my two brothers and my sister great and me I don't know if there any don't include me. That's the one thing

We've got the rather confusingly, bros and bros, they're two different ones. So bros is one that's all the siblings, set up by my sister. Yes. And then there's bros, which is just the boys. And they spoke the same. Yeah, and the post-riffy shine. And then there's Bross, which is just the boys. And they spoke the same.

Yeah, and the post-riffy shine. Rose has an exclamation mark. Dangerous. That's dangerous. To go bloody out, my sister's really doing it. And then, no, it's not because anyone's doing I head in, it's because it was formed because I was, Luke and I were going to sing a song that Dave is wedding. So it was formed because I was that Luke and I were gonna sing a song that Dave is waiting so it was formed for that reason

But occasionally we yeah, we sent some like But it could be like really not like what are you gonna sing always happened is it we did it I did I did two songs so Yeah, we opened with I can't help falling in love with you And and then we we closed with flying without wings and it was I tell you what really we had a really nice time we had a really nice time singing in singing those songs except for flying with that wings is a hard song to sing it's like a quite it's quite a hard one to pitch

right and I went into one bit too high. I had to stop and go back and repitch it. It's the, you know the bit. So impossible as it may seem. You've got to fight for every dream. Cars who's to know. Which, you know, that bit is that bit there. And I went, I was an octave up from that.

And... Did you start from the beginning of the song? No, no, no, I went... So we're past it, but I've gone too high. As it moves, see... I'd buy a little bit of literature, that's the only way around it. If I'd pushed through, it would have been far worse. Yeah.

But yeah. So that's, that's bros. And then there's sons of Stuart as well which was we were trying to organise a thing for my dad's birthday but my sister lives in Singapore so she wasn't going to come to it so we just organised it on that on that WhatsApp. You've got two, aren't you? Yeah I've got one that's just me, my mum and my brother and one that is my mum's side of the family so Uncle's aunt's cousins. Oh wow, how many in the group? Can't remember, 15?

Oh, 15's a lot. That's like a stagdee. Yeah. That's like a stagdee. That's like a stagdee or birthday party type. I've got two of those, two big ones. I've got all things peri-related. Is that what it's called?

Yeah, that's got about 25 members in it. Oh my God. I love God. 25 Robert's Davies? Yeah, that's got about 25 members in it. Oh my god. 25 Robert's Davies is and there's about 25 in that as well. So basically my dad's side of the family in a big one. My mom's side of the family in a big one. How often are they used? They just were like, they're like, you know, back to school photos, so and so's, one of the certificate. So the modern round robin, isn't it? Yeah, it's pretty cool. It means everyone can say, oh well done, I know it birth days and stuff, well done. And then there's, there's, well done. Well done, well done.

I have one stock responsibly, but well done. You just got that bitmoji of you riding a unicorn. This is well done, you're sending it for everything. And then I've gone. Well done. Well done. I've got sibling banter. I've got sibling banter plus plus folks and then we've got.

And it's called Sibling Patter Boys. He's a great. How many siblings do you have? Three others. So I think all in all about five family what's up, but they're busy. Yeah, busy. I tell you, there's only one that's really kicking and that is the main family WhatsApp. The other ones have been sort of arranged,

put together for events really. So I wouldn't call them active WhatsApp groups. The main one is the main ones active on a pretty much daily basis. Has anyone ever left your family WhatsApp group? No, no, and I think, I don't know, is that the reason to not bring in outsiders? I mean like, you don't bring in partners.

Yeah. Because we've had that partners of by their nature, kind of temporary. Right? That's the nice way to look at it, yeah, I'm sure. That's what I tell them. That's what you tell them at every anniversary. You know what I'm saying? Now listen, you might be wondering why you're not getting the WhatsApp group.

By your nature, you know, you're here on borrowed time. If I ever were to drink, why I keep giving you the plastic book. Could there be like a high stakes kind of game where, like, it's been like quantum leap, or it's been like Queer Eye, where like... What? You... I love this as a crime move. I'm really excited about this, yeah.

Where like someone takes over, someone's positioned in a family WhatsApp group and attempts to change their family for the better over the course of a week. And then at the end you find out that it was like, it was them all along. Wow. Oh my God. Go on, explain this, explain this slightly more

because I've never seen the link between those two shows but that does work. That's it, isn't it? So basically you've got there as a, you've got a ghost writer for your family WhatsApp and it's a troubled family. Yeah. And then there's always actually,

So this person comes and talks to you about your family and what's going on and then comes in and goes right in your WhatsApp family group instead of you for a week and then leaves the family in a better position and then goes. But won't they clock that your behaving slightly differently? You know you have to you can't blow the cover. Well you can have like wife swap but with WhatsApp groups. So you don't know

that somewhat yeah what's what? What's what? What's what? What's what? What's what? What's what? And you just have to pretend you're the other, I mean, might be quite boring, actually. LAUGHTER Great pitch meeting, guys. What's, um, source of situation here then? Laundry on the floor? How do you feel?

Laundry on the floor. I guess what is irritating her? Wait, wait, wait. Can I just say we've had two poles where we've gone around the table. We've asked about mugs. We've asked about WhatsApp grips. Yeah, by the time no question to Clarky Oh, Clarky, we can't keep sorry favorite mug. Sorry Annie and Henry what's up family what's up groups? Two and you've got a brown mug

Okay brown mug Smarties not as much as it No, you've got got my smuggies, Mike, if you've liked. Can't believe both of your favourite mugs are brown. Yeah, the worst colour. What's the colour of the thing you're drinking? Not always. Wow, I'm 90.

I've been. 90. Yeah, I mean, sure, but like, you know, it's for hot drinks. Don't you want a bit of contrast? Yeah. So you know how much you're left. Yeah. Why wouldn't? Oh! Cosby, that mugs entity. I'm not getting enough of contrast. So you know how much you're left. Yeah. Why

when? Oh, that must be that mug's entity. I'm not getting up in this. I am back to mug's I hate a black mug. Hate a black mug. We've got a silly world. Not like that. We've got a silly world mug. It's because you can't see the bottom. Yes sure. You're not going to have the gauge. That's a black mug. But yeah, I've got some coffee left before it all got. Clarke's literally drinking up that. This is amazing.

It would be cold now. Well, it's super black mug. Not wishing to get back to Mugs, but we're there now. Clarke, you just remember the thing. Here we go. In that you had the dispute at home as to which way to stack Mugs up or down. Oh, Mace, I think you're at that quite a lot. Mugs and glasses. Yeah. Oh, I hate when people do it upside down.

Yes, right. Is that what Megan does? Well, it's what she used to do. She no longer does it, but we'll never, never admit that I'd won that argument. Through a series of passive-aggressive what's that message? It's lucky. But all the homies around Tom came on, came into the group, attended to be me for a week, and convinced her. And it worked out. I think you're right, because you don't put... You don't want dirty rim.

It's dirty rim, exactly. You don't want dirty rim. Absolutely. With a black mug, you wouldn't know whether you had a dirty rim or not. It's part of the problem. Very good points. Wait, what were we talking about? So we're talking about Pass Ag.

You know, we talk about Laundra on the floor now. Yeah, Laundra on the floor. Oh my goodness. I think the thing that is annoyed her is the fact that he's managed to put his dirty clothes so close to the Laundry basket, but not in. It feels willful. Is he throwing them? Yeah, but if you don't get them in, you want to go again, don't you? Oh, yeah, but it might have a lid.

My one's got a lid. That you really shouldn't throw it. Yeah. So what you think is, he's hoping that- I think this one, I imagine it to have a lid because otherwise surely he'd just throw it in. Stick a basketball hoop over your laundry bin? Yeah, take-

Yeah, great idea. Make it fun. Rip the lid off for starters. If the lid is attached, if not just take it. Cut a hole in it, make that the basketball hoop. Cut, that's a great idea. Take the lid but cut a hole in it. I love that.

Thank you. Do you know what? Peaceful. I think peace solved. Peace solved. Peace from the zoning I can be solved. This one is from Holt. Who goes there?

Chirping. Chirping. Typically, I'm happy to do my share of tidying in the house, but I'm maybe having some cultural confusion about what it means in Britain to clean a room. Right. Isn't that fascinating? So this one, Holt, I don't know where Holt is from, but cultural confusion, okay? Very timely.

Sometimes my wife says, clean the living room and I'll do a deep clean and she'll be confused. If I only do a bit of a tidy on the other hand, she sometimes expects it to be far more thorough. How do I know how much I'm meant to clean? Is it unclear because I'm not British? Now it's a sad state of affairs that this is this is the way we've made our foreign friends feel that if they don't do things right they assume it's a cultural thing. They assume it's because they're not British. Well first the halt, welcome. You're very welcome to me. Yes. You're very welcome in in in our green and pleasant land and I hope you make it your own home. But keep it tidy.

It sounds like he is keeping it tidy. I think he knows the difference because he's different here between deep clean and... How deep is he cleaning? As Gary Barlow, I'm famous in Shanghai. How deep is a deep clean? Well a deep clean suggests you are... I mean deep clean. Shampoo in the carpets clean Shampoo in the carpet.

Let me do the only thing I can think of shampoo in the carpets or putting the I think dusting Who very dusting not a deep clean is it I'd say so I think I think if you dusting you go you go from a proper clean I think dusting is just cleaning No I think dusting is cleaning I think it has to require it has to have some sort of liquid No, I think dusting is cleaning. I think it has to require, it has to have some sort of liquid. I think some sort of, if you've got a bowl with soapy liquid in it. Oh yeah, like, what's so different between tidy and clean then?

Tidying I think is like putting stuff away. You put in stuff all the way. Yeah, well he just drives it. It's a bit of a tidy, doesn't he? He says like, if I do a bit of a tidy, that's not enough. If I do a deep clean, that's too much. Split the diff. I mean, that is the answer, isn't it?

And tidy cleaning a different, tidings, like moving clutter and cleaning is like, tidying stuff away. Mark. Um, cloth. Spray, moth, moth, moth. Basically, hold, we've got three words for you. Spray, moth, cloth. It's, we've got three words for you. Spray more plop. It's the new paper rock scissors.

Split the diff. Split the diff. Spray more plop. You know what? Pretty much beef-solve, but I'll say one thing Holtz. I hope that you don't feel this, that it's a cultural thing. You shouldn't need to. You're very welcome in this country, as long as you are paying your way.

Be self. Okay. Would you say we're cleaner than most countries? Is there a British clean? No, Singapore is super clean, isn't it? Yeah, but that's why I mean, where do we, like, if Singapore's the far end of clean,

and obviously the terms, you know. No, no, where do we, like, if Singapore's, the far end of clean, and obviously the terms, you know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is the reason why you can't get into a discussion like this. It is what, like, you're, like, because flip the question, which is also what you're asking, is one nation dirtier than another. Yeah, well, that's, I think the courtroom is, you know, are the Brits, if he goes home and they go,

they are clean of the Brits, it he goes home and they go, they are clean of the Brits. He'd be like, they're not that clean because when I do a deep clean, they freak out. They're not used to a deep clean. Do you know what I mean? That's why I'm wondering whether he... I wonder where he's from. I mean, we don't know. I don't think it's in danger of getting it out and returning. I don't think it's in danger of getting it out and returning. I don't think it's in danger of getting it out and returning. I don't think it's in danger of getting it out and returning. I don't think it's in danger of getting it out and returning.

I don't think it's in danger of getting it out and returning. I don't think it's in danger of getting it out and returning. I don't want it to get into our temperature. We're so clean. Yeah, we're strong. I don't think it's in danger of getting into our temperature. Watch out, Admiral, we're coming for your job. So you think it's more along the lines of how clean is your house abroad? We're looking at a league table of cleanliness, a league of nations. Well, you know what? This is a great thing for people to email in.

A big brother's podcast at Gmail.com. What's the cleanest country you've been to? What are you from a different country apart from England? How clean is your house? That would be great. We've got one Polish listener who emailed us last episode. So if he would like to... Love that guy.

I'm trying to remember his name now. I want to say it was really good name. I remember that much it ended with swav didn't it That's alright. Don't worry Emma's gonna help us out Yaroswav Yaroswav getting touch. I clean his your house. How clean are the Polish people? Yes, I feel like you might be inviting some No, no, it has to come from you. It can't come from other people. Yeah.

We're not asking to not your opinion on another nation. No, it's very much. No, I'm not asking Brits, where's the messiest country you've been to? Yeah. And also as well, let's go, let's go regional. Let's go regional if you're listening in Swindon. Is Norfolk, Groves? Norfolk I think, I think Norfolk being quite, well, you know what?

It's not, also, let's not, we're not judging you on it. You know, just because you're not very tidy, doesn't make you bad people. No, absolutely. Your house is an absolute pig's day, and you're a good man. Thank you. You're a good, awful lot to me. You're a good man.

Clarke's house, gorgeous spotless. Spotless spotless. What a russet. I am absolutely terrible human being. You know,ie's house, gorgeous spotless. I'm a real russet. I am a terrible human being. You know, it's where to hide the bodies. Yeah, exactly. Actually, you would know where to hide the bodies, because just, which is the same as part of the decor. I don't know if I'm going to sleep tonight.

Yeah, so that's what I'm having this yesterday. The first week of the Edinburgh Festival, I had that, I built a zombie to try and use it at the end of my show. I had a full-size zombie. And Clarky came to my first show as a director and said, you don't need that. And I was like, you're absolutely right. I'd spent about 200 quid making it. Oh, no. So then I kind of had to get rid of it. And they said, just put it in bin liners and stick it around by the bins. So I was walking around Edinburgh, he's two bin liners on this full-size zombie walking down the road, dumped it by the bins. And like, obviously,

first week of the fringe, everyone's there with shows and props, now I'm back at an eyelid, I kind of thought, if you ever are going to kill someone, do it the first week of the fringe. Yeah. I've already seen the body through the installation. Very plain plain sight, but I think, but yeah, that's a big stream. You know what? Flyer people for it, just, just, and then stick them on the royal mile, what's rigging water setting with some flyers in there. Because yeah, there's always a people lying on the ground with flyers in their hands.

With their arms straight up. Or do it in the sky. But just don't do it. My brother's friend was in Julius Caesar and actually got stabbed because they thought they should use a real knife. Whoa. Yeah.

And the audience obviously like, this is wonderful. How badly stabbed? I survived. Oh, good, yeah, I'm better than that. Oh, I'm'm glad. But like but somewhere in the torso. Oh, do it. So yeah, if you're gonna murder dirt at the fringe in zoo rock sea or something. Exactly. Sea Vennies. This production. No, let's see it. No witnesses. No witnesses. So Clark is gone. In protest was not coming to him with our questions.

Yep. He decided he's had enough of being ignored. The two of us talking. He's quit. Well that's fine because we've got you here Annie. My name's Papi's now. You're now in Pap we've got you here Annie. My mom's happy now. You're now in happy. Right.

Congratulations. Thank you. We'd like to hear your beef that you have with your flatman now. And you've said already, six and a half years. Six and a half years. And I've been very lucky because when I've gone to Edinburgh, she's not charged me rent and I've had cheap rent for the whole six and a half years. Why are you moving out? Because she is...

I'm sorry. Going to live by herself. She's had enough. Yeah. She's had enough. She's had enough. I wonder what her beef's are. Six and a half years.

Six and a half years, yeah. So, I don't really have beefs, but I do, I did notice something the other day. Here we go. This is what we're talking about. I don't know if it's a bee. Let's pull it this throat. Just more, I thought it was quite gross.

But, okay, so I don't eat eggs. Don't really like them. Here we go. Hate them, in fact. What? But. Have you tried them in all their forms? Yeah, the only time I would like one is in an omelette

if there's enough other stuff that you don't really notice the egg. So like, big lump of the tater. That's a lot of stuff. If it was like a sort of Spanish style tortilla, that's exactly it. Yeah, yeah. But hate poached boiled fried scrambled. It's scrambled.

It's scrambled hate. Oh, looks like combinations. Love an Easter egg. Do you like a devil egg? What is that with spicy sauce? Yeah, I hate it. No, okay. Coddle.

Coddle egg? Baked. Oh. What about on a fj eggs. Coddle, egg. Baked. Oh. Baked. What about on a fjorentina pizza? An egg cracked on the top of a fjorentina pizza? No. No, fair enough.

No, fair enough. Texture. Is there a problem with the texture or the taste or? I've just always hated them. I think it's a combination of the smell and the texture and the taste. That'll do it. If someone doesn't like eggs, it's very hard to defend eggs as not being gross. Yeah, I'm a massive food.

I'm a massive fan of eggs. I love eggs. I love eggs. If you turn around to me and go, what are you doing eating that? Look at it. Look at what it is. The smell of them cooking in any form. And also the concept of what it is and why are you eating it, you've got me there actually.

Yeah, I can't really defend this. In fact, all of the things that I would find really hard to give up if I were to go vegan, cheese and eggs are the key ones. Cheese is pretty grim. It's pretty grim when you're looking at it. When you think about it. Oh, so this thing that absolutely reeks,

or if it doesn't reek, doesn't taste a bit more. It tastes evaping, looks rubber. It's gone off milk shit that you've got in a lump. You love that, do you? Yeah. Yeah, it tastes really odd. Do you know what? We were on a stag do this weekend and at one point somebody opened the fridge and I

thought the person I was talking to had farted, right? I thought, that's disgusting. You just farted when you were talking to me, it's absolutely disgusting. Then it looked up and saw the fridge was open and then all these cheeses for the cheese board and I was like, oh, that's delicious. And it's a bit like when you see a tweet by somebody

and you go, oh, that's a good tweet. And then you were like, it's actually by somebody, you don't like, can you? Yeah. But it didn't really like it in the first place. It's like that, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, that's...

What's that fucking horrible smell? I'm gonna eat it. Yeah, I can't wait to eat that. Yum, yum, yum. Eggs the same way. Eggs, poached eggs, smell weird. Yeah, the only kind of egg I've ever wanted to like is when they're boiled and you'd have them with soldiers.

Yeah. And I'd be quite jealous when I was little of the like, I think it was just the dunking more than the actual text. We've covered both, like, in quite some detail. I had, we're on my way to the record. Did you? No, before I left. But you were on the way to the record. So, yeah, the thing about the eggs is that I noticed she had been, so you know the little planet, the box they come in. The planet? Yeah, she'll let it, yeah. After using the eggs,, they were eating them. Yeah, shells went back in. Shells back in with the ones that haven't been eaten yet.

And then closed. Closed, yeah. Grim, no. That's weird, isn't it? Yeah. That is weird. I thought that was weird, but also I don't eat eggs, so I didn't know if I was just finding it weird.

I'm outside of the gang. Yeah. Can I just tell you now that really is weird. I, you know, if I'm making, if I'm using all six eggs, I'll put them back in so it's not to put them on the counter. Yeah. It's quite an easy way to chuck them then into it,

into the compost. I'm lying. I just said compost, I just didn't want to say bin. Yeah, I thought that. Yeah. Because also I was thinking the little punnett can be recycled whereas the egg shells got.

Well, you know what, I do, I chuck, I do recycle the punnett, the punnett's always getting recycled because we've got paper and card recycling. Yeah, so that's- But you don't want it to get the inside of the egg on it before recycling. I do a pretty clean break on an egg, you're not getting a lot of, you're not getting a lot of splash back on that, it's fine, I reckon that's still good to be recycled. But it was bad when I said composting because I don't compost my shirt.

But no, it doesn't go back in the fridge. No, but they stay out on the counter. Yeah. Oh, she also doesn't refrigerate the eggs. No, I don't refrigerate eggs. But yeah, it's not that that I had. No, no, no, that's fair enough. It just seems weird.

She just seems... That's what I thought. It just gives lazy. Not really a beef, it's just like a... It absolutely is a beef. It is a beef. And you know what? lazy. Not really a beef, it's just like a... It absolutely is a beef, it is a beef. And do you know what? Not only is it a beef,

we've actually got a fancial stand in here who's gonna hear that beef and solve it. Tom, off you go. Oh, see you later everyone. I'll send fan sure in. Yeah. I would love that. Hello.

Here's Fan Show standin'. Ah, ladies and gentlemen, off to podcasts. Sitting right here, air tight room. Can't breathe. Little window there, to the soul. Producer, over in the window. So, so yes. You have a very expensive movie today, I found sure.

Yeah, you had a big breakfast. It ain't Thursday. It certainly ain't. No, well, let me tell you now, Annie. Do you mind if I call you, Annie? No, please do, it's my name. Here and about your little dial, let me hear. God there got me thinking about housing

The housing crisis no, well no, I mean we're simple town here. We ain't we ain't had a crisis since the lemon But let's not go we're not here to talk about the lemon crisis Let's not go, we're not here to talk about the lemon crisis. We're gonna go cut a long story short. Ruined the apple, Bobbin. Lest we forget. Lest we forget. The first Halloween, the first time Tara truly did arrive at a Halloween, the old lemon in the apple, Bobbin, incident.

Lest we forget. It's true that I can make a feature length movie out of that story. Fingers crossed. Got my treatment in yesterday. Anyway, digress. Good luck to you. I digress.

God is thinking about how's in there. You know, you can build something. You can make something living it. Let me tell you a little story now about a man went by the name of jam He was can you spell that please? J-A-E-M J-E-M One of the one of the one of the settlers. Oh, Dutch

Dutch never did trust jam. Dutch was another one Listen, okay, yeah, Dutch never knew where Jim came from. And Dutch was Irish anyway. Jim lived over the road from Dutch and Dutch was building himself a new barn. Well, Jim took a look at the window. Can't go building a new barn there with, hey, that's going to blow right down. Dutch ignores him builds his bond out of hey, next day, Jim comes along where he takes a big puff and he blows that bond right over.

Next day, Jim thinks hard to himself thinks I'm going to build a bond out of wood. Well, he builds it out of wood. Dutch looks across the road. He goes over there. He blew, I can now I'm starting to think barn out of wood. Well, he builds it out of wood, Dutcher looks across the road, he goes over there, he blew, I can now, I'm starting to think I got myself mixed up here. I think that's a different story altogether. Let's just say put the eggshells in the bin shell. Yeah. Hey, I'm off to pitch this lemon feature.

Anyway, bye bye. Anyway, bye bye. Anyway, bye bye. Thanks for your help. Oh my God. So, Annie, did that help you in any way? Yeah, it was the perfect analogy, I think. It worked. It worked.

It really hit the spot when you were in the box. So, Annie, you're just going the bin. I think basically the egg's just going the bin. And I actually think you should have a blazing ride with your eyes making it for you. Six and a half years. I love it. Six and a half years, and I'm like fucking throwing eggs.

This is the reason you never talked to each other again for the rest of your lives, that would be amazing. You're looking for a place, we can do a shout out. No, I do have somewhere I think, but thank you. Guys, Annie's got a place, so don't just chill out, guys. Stop offering me bedroom. Stop offering Annie bedrooms. Annie, thank you so much for coming on the show. Thank you for having me. Have you enjoyed yourself?

Have I what? Have you enjoyed yourself? Oh, I thought you said drug yourself. Have you touched your little downbeat? Have you drug yourself? Yeah, I have actually. I've had a lovely time. Jolly good. It's an absolute pleasure. Thank you. You're not your beef! You're not cut! Plenty of beef solved. So many beef solved. In fact, all of the beefs were solved. In that, all of the beefs were solved. Fanshares, a trickier proposition this week. He's hard to predict this, lad. You didn't know what I mean. I can't get a read on him.

No, I can't get a measure of the fellow. But he's always there, you can't argue with that. No, he's not always there. Clarkey. Clarkey. Still not here. Disappeared. Disappeared at that. No, he's not always there. Clarky. Clarky, still not here. Disappeared. Disappeared at the end and he's not come back. Off to protest, maybe.

Do you think he's off to protest? All right, the times, he's off to do something. Yeah, the times there are Clarky. That's what's been said. So obviously, if you enjoy the podcast, please leave us a review on iTunes or anywhere you're listening to it You can leave a review on Podbean

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Clarkie, close it off. Clarkie, Clarkie. Clarkie boy. Speak to us, Clarkie. Clarkie. Oh god. At this episode was produced by Emma Corsham. Clarke? Clarke? Clarke boy. Speak to us Clarke. Clarke! Oh god. At this episode was produced by Emma Corsham. Corsham team. Stay tuned for the Patreon Neighborhood Watch Roll call.

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That's the end of the auction. No more buyers. It's Neil Dyer's. Did you call them buyers? That's the end of the auction No more buyers It's Andrew Myers Sorry everyone that's the end of the auction and that final lot we sold was an anti-crab Going once going twice to Andrew McNabb The end of the auction I I really won't say this again, everybody. It is the end of the auction, and I'm off to go and give my best friend a blowy. It's Zoe. Well, well, well. We've reached that time of the auction where I have to tell you it's the end of the auction. But the good news is that I'm selling this disco light. And yes, it's got several settings, flashing,

flashing even quicker. Oh, it's a strober! Going once, going twice, sold, to fill coba! Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great sadness and regret that I know it's the end of the auction. And can I say, it's so wonderful to see so many lovely buyers come from so near and so far, but none more so, then George Car. Well, well, well, I'm here to tell you ladies and gentlemen, this is the best and biggest option that we have ever had, but sad news, I've just received a misive and it tells me it is the end of the auction. But before we go, I am pleased to announce the final lot. It is a signed photograph and album

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