Pappy's Flatshare - Beef Brothers Cold Cuts w/ Joey Page and Jimi Famurewa S11E04

Episode Date: January 26, 2021

The Beef Brothers are here to sort out your beef with two brilliant guests: comedian Joey Page and the Evening Standard's chief restaurant critic and Celebrity Masterchef judge, Jimi Famurewa. Together they host the JJ’s Album Club podcast.JJ’s Album Club - https://anchor.fm/jjs-album-club/episodes/S3-Ep-1--Sleaford-Mods-epec9mPappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetWe're actually live! Thanks to our friends who run the internet, we'll be beaming into your houses yet again, catch us on the 16th Feb, this time with Cariad Lloyd and Angela BarnesTickets available here - https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/137786104949/If you have a flatshare based beef you'd like us to solve then send it to [e-mail] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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BLEEP BLEEP Greetings, Lister Deer. I'm Tom. I'm Ben. And I'm Matthew. And welcome, I'm Tom. I'm Ben. And I'm Matthew. And welcome to our RAT. Welcome to another fantastic episode of Beef Brothers Cold Cuts.

Beef Brothers Cold Cuts and today is a real treat. Isn't it a real treat this one? Every day is a real treat. We need to beef brothers cold cuts. We've got two fantastic guests. We've got Jimmy Famaura and Joey Page who are the stars of the JJ's album club podcast. So check that podcast out. You're gonna love this episode.

But before all of that. You might know Jimmy from MasterChef as well. He's a judge on MasterChef. You know, recurring. It's funny really. I don't really watch MasterChef but you do when you talk to the people you realise. I don't know how to promote him. He's on this show that I don't care for it particularly

better. No, you forget just how what a juggernaut MasterChef is. You're not watching it, everyone else is. Everyone watches MasterChef. Yeah, it's brilliant. When I told my family I said like, oh my mate Jimmy's on MasterChef, they lost their I'm not sure if you're gonna give it to me. I'm not sure if you're gonna give it to me. I'm not sure if you're gonna give it to me. I'm not sure if you're gonna give it to me. I'm not sure if you're gonna give it to me. I'm not sure if you're gonna give it to me. I'm not sure if you're gonna give it to me. I'm not sure if you're gonna give it to me.

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I'm not sure to shift some gear. Oh, I can't write you. I was going to plug the next flat-stem, but I can't go into plug as eBay. As eBay account, he's got... Oh no, he's going to be setting up a stall at the next flat-slot. Come for the podcast,

stay for some top-top gear. It's going to be quite tricky for him to set up a trest or table because it's over zoom. So you will have to do it on a promise. But yeah, the next flat stuff, we've been having so much fun doing these flat slams over zoom. If you've not been to one, you really should. They're great fun. You buy a ticket and you can watch it on your computer over YouTube.

And the next one is on February 16th with two amazing guests, Carrie Adloid and Angela Barnes. It's going to be fun. Oh my god. Yes, please. Really, really excited about those bookings. Two absolutely stone-cold legends. Yep, they've been on the podcast before. They've enjoyed it. We've enjoyed them. It's been great fun. It's great to have them back. I'm not sure why. I'm not sure I opened with they enjoyed it. We're getting a lot of, we get a lot of emails recently from previous guests, so they did enjoy it. They enjoyed it. They enjoyed it.

They enjoyed it. No, no, they enjoyed it. Anyway, if you want to enjoy it as much as Carrie ad and Andrew enjoyed their previous appearances, forget to eventbrites.co.uk, e-v-e-n-t-b-r-i-t-e.co.uk, and search for Pappy's Flat Share. And it'll also be on our Twitter, at Pappy's Tweets, there'll be a link on our Instagram, at Pappy's Comedy, all of that kind of stuff. It'll all be up there. Get your tickets today. And it'll finish at about half-nine, quick ten minutes, and then back on to Zoom for clock, he's bringing by.

Uh, The old program, so you'll be happening, yes. We've got, we've had an email, by the way, about the, the house meeting, by the way, not, I don't think anything we've talked about on a house meeting has inspired, uh, as inspired people as much as,

uh, well, you'll find out, Perry, you've got the email there. Peanut from Patrick via Papi's flat share at gmail.com. It's the peanut thing, the peanut thing, Saga continues. Peanutting that refuses to die. Hello mates, I'm 19 and went to an academy. 19! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to an academy that 19. What are I in tune? We still got it guys. Yes. We're down with it.

We still got it. Patrick is 19 and listening away. I'm 19 and went to an academy that at the time was trying its hardest to improve its less than stellar reputation in the town and realistically the whole county. One of the ways it was attempting to do this was with a flashy image, new Star Trek S. Glogo and a smart uniform with proper tie.

Uh oh, he's got this. Was the P-nutting was a pretty big problem. P-nutting's not a sad thing. When I was in the year 9. Oh God. When I was in the year 9, a friend of mine was P- it's so hard that it took a total of four people. Two pens. One was snapped in the knot and a 50-beat piece. 20 minutes to finally get it. Can we do it? Can we do it?

That is a legendary peanut. Can anybody beat that peanut thing? We get in touch. Papisflatshare.gmail.com. We want to hear. We might have to do a separate peanutting podcast. We, we, we, we, yeah. Okay. Maybe we, maybe we added 12 monthly, Rostra, we've got the house meeting where the three of us shoot the shit. We've got the beef brothers cold cuts where we have a brilliant guest and we solve

your problems. We've got Flatshear Slendon, the tremendous game show and we solve your problems. We've got Flatshare Slantown, the tremendous game show, and we also have Papi's Pena Tink. Thank you. Where? We share. We share. We share. We share. We share.

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We share. We share. We share. We share. We share. We share. We share. We share. We share. get in touch with your penising stories. Can I get this bit more? Admittedly, this issue didn't seem like a priority for the school at the time, as they were too busy dealing with reports. But one boy in my year had been seen jumping on cars and two streets away from the gates. Ah, I've been listening to the podcast since I was 13, and you've brought me a hell of a lot of joy

over these last six years, And especially in this last one, as you've accompanied me on my allocated exercise time and helped me forget how grim it all is. Thank you, lots of love and stay safe Patrick. Oh, Pat, lots of love to you Patrick. And lots of love to you, mate. You may hear his peanut, I hope they're okay. I hope they've recovered.

That's the sort of stuff you'll be talking about in therapy in years to come. You've got, you know, post-traumatic pain-atting disorder. Well, thank you very much. And if you'd like to get in touch, it's papi's flat share at gmail.com. If you'd like to get in touch with a beef, by the way, we need some more beefs for our next episode with the, the, the well drawing a little bit. We love a beef.

Get in touch. A beef well. The beef well. We've got to stop, we've got to stop storing our beefs in a well. Oh! I'm going to tell you now, if it wasn't so empty, it would absolutely stink. But you do know that's not what well-done means.

You do know that. I did make a wish as I was throwing the beefs in, though. The email is beefbrotherspodcast at gmail.com. Any problems you've got with your flatmate, with your neighbour, with your partner, with your kids, anything at all, don't surprise us and tell us, actually, they're a cat. There's a game discounted, but apart from that, anything else is welcome. As you'll find out, as you hear this episode, it was a really fun one.

I love chatting to Jimmy and Charlie. It was great. It was brilliant. Well, if you've got a problem, don't call it a problem. If you've got a problem, call it a bee. If you've got a bee, maybe we can help you be from the zoning I can be. How you drinking, Jimmy?

I have to go drink. Um, yeah. Just the other way. It was weird, it was like I thought about a lie then. Well yeah, I mean you brought a beer up to your mouth. Oh God, my camera is on. Yeah, I am, I am having a drink. But you said it in a way that like, I mean, I don't know what

what your dynamic is. But it's like Joey, Joey said it like it was your sponsor. Like he was your sponsor. And you were like, yeah, I'll let myself down here. No, Jimmy's always like, oh, I'm not drinking this week for some reason or another. There's always some reason why Jimmy's not drinking. So I'm taking a break.

There was, there was, there was, I'm surprised that the no-gerest that you love in drinking that, huh? There was the hint of betrayal there, wasn't there? It was, yeah. You didn't tell me we were drinking that this was a drinking podcast if you want to go get a drink I mean, I've got a I've got a water in a decaf coffee Not really you know as well. Yeah, if you want to go and get a drink show before we get started

You know don't there's no you know there's no rules here. I don't want to hold it out Go and get a drink. I don't want to say. Go and get a drink. Go and get yourself in a drink. I can tell myself. I thought he was going to say, I don't need a drink. But I don't want to hold you up. He's like, he really needs a drink. Like Clarke's gone as well. Clarke's gone as well. Clarke's got the first.

Clarke's got the off-lights. Oh, my stomachs. He's up. Oh my goodness. Well, anyway, with those two gone, now we can focus on the show. Jimmy, thanks for coming on by the way. Oh no worries, thanks so much for having us. Great to have you on. It's very, very kind of you.

What are you drinking by the way? An ale thing, a brew dog. Oh, I love a brew dog. Good. Good. It's quite an emotional week for me this week, guys, because the new series of best home cooks is coming out and I've been replaced as voiceover. Oh, sorry, do you mind if I go and get a drink? Because I've just heard quite bad news. I'm gonna go and put, oh God, Paris, Paris, neck and a bomb the wine. Do you know what?

What, come on. What happened? How did you find out? I mean, I was just waiting and waiting for the gig to come in. They'd announced the series and I thought, well, they're getting touched pretty soon. They're getting touched pretty soon.

Then they didn't get in touch. I kind of left it a little bit. And then I thought, it's happened, doesn't it? And then my voiceover agent got in touch and said, well, because they're doing a celebrity, it's a celebrity series, maybe they're just gonna go a different way just for that series, and then when they start getting normal.

So I thought, oh, maybe they've got a celebrity in the voiceover, and then the first clip came out yesterday, and it's just, I mean, some, some, the really upsetting thing is it's just a guy with more gravitas than me. Like, he's really good. Yeah, sorry I got the gig mate. We're looking for someone who's a bit more regional, you know, someone who's, but still he's on straightening. I'm slightly more more. I saw a less wall on Spider-Man shirt, so I, yeah.

I'm straight in the malls. I said let's malls by weather sir. So I He's more northern than me this guy and he's about 10 years old. Oh Right, he just gives him that extra cloud a bit more on him a bit more about him. Oh, that's bullshit though You were like really good. I thought why not. It's not about it to be honest. I'm sorry to hear that man I'm sorry dude. Do you want us to go around and beat him up? This is the cook's thing, yeah Joey's in there. Oh that's it. Yeah. I can't go down to the kitchen now.

Joey's the person that you want on sort of for something like this, the consultant. Well, yeah what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, Abuse them. What did you have in the audience? I need Jimmy's routine to the TV cookery world. But Joey's muscle wants you there. So I'm looking for the pair of you. Yeah. I'm waiting for Jimmy. You need to get the next kind of foody gathering that you've got to kind of get Joey in there and get him to give Mary Berry what for. That's what's gonna happen. I think I'll be good in a sort of, like,

beyond the scenes, right? When Mary Berry comes off, I just absolutely shouts straight in her face about what she doesn't. I'm right. You give her a good old... Do you say, shart in her face? Oh, I'm joking. You said, I should have said,

I'm gonna shart in Mary Berry's face. I'm not gonna speak. I mean, I really thought you said, I should have said it. I'm going to shut up to the very very small, I just don't want to go speak. I mean, I know you're such a treasure man. I know you've got a south London accent, but you went positively cartoonish there, Joey, in the year. Whatever was I kind of forgot about, Alfredo, that we actually recorded this for a purpose and for. I'm going to climb up to this character that Now everyone's gonna think I'm actually like that. Sorry. That didn't really know the side of well. I've started saying it now just carry on Why you didn't get that gig? Stop shouting at me

Yeah He says shout in with a Northern accent. Do you think it's because you've been interviewing the sleep at mods? You've picked it like that. Maybe it is. Not in Mary Berry's face. Wow. I think even the sleep mods would draw the line at shot in Mary Berry's face.

It's a hell of an album title. Yeah, it's not going to fly off the shelves, is it? It's going to fly out of Joey though. I'm not. I'm not. How do we pick up from there? Well, thanks for being on the show, both of you. Joey, we've heard enough from you.

Let's talk to Jimmy for a second. What kind of a... What kind of a question? We've heard too much of anything. I've attempted to mute him after that. What kind of a person are you to live with, Jimmy? Oh God, what kind of a person are you to live with? It's been so long, you know, in terms of how shares and stuff. I think I'm pretty good. Who do you live with at the moment, or do you live on your life?

My wife and my kids. Well, that is a how share as far as we're concerned. That is a how share, you're right, yeah. What, what would your wife say if we asked you, or if I asked her what you're like to live with? Oh, mate, don't ask her today. In the midst of a pandemic with homeschooling, looming.

I think I'm all right. I'm pretty, we could all be better, can't we? We could all, particularly at the moment. But yeah, I think I'm okay. I sort of, I tried to, you know, you tried to sort of sense if somebody is needing a break and generally that kind of pertains to the kids in our house and stuff like that

and you sort of try to anticipate, oh my God, I'll help out, I'll do that. But I could definitely be better. I could definitely be better. How is home going? I'm going, I wanna know about this, because I like my daughter's too be better. How is home going? I want to know about this, because I like my daughter's too young. Yeah, oh man.

I was thinking about this earlier and I think we probably all of us, even if you haven't got kids, you harbor visions of you being like this cool teacher, a bit dead poet's society or something like that. I don't think I would be a great teacher. Yeah, I would be such a great teacher. I mean, they're standing on the tables, but for the wrong way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Who's Mr. Femma-Raewa? That's my dad's name. Call me Jimmy. Yeah, do you know what I mean? Like that kind of vibe. Can I actually call you dad? Yeah. Yeah. Why are you doing that?

Why are you doing that? Hold are you holding a blackboard in here? Why are you sort of pretending this is a school? I think that what you sort of learn is that I don't know, maybe you lack the patience that you would sort of hope you had. And also, it's weird because you're sort of teaching a tiny version of yourself. And so things that you recognize in yourself that like, oh God, I can't be bothered. This is like too hard, I don't want to do it. And so it's kind of weird, it's kind of like two versions

of you pitted against each other. But to give them a break at that point, you know what against each other. But to give him a break at that point, you know, I think so. I would have loved that. Yeah, but I think it's been all right, and it is quite good, even though it's quite stressful, and I should massively caveat this

with the fact that I'm not doing as much of it as my wife who's bearing the brunt of it. But I'm steaming in sort of taking all the credit and stuff like that. But what I've found is that it is really good when you feel like they get something and you get it at the same time, you're sort of in it together. It sort of feels like you've got the work as well, like you're sort of kind of finding a way through it together. And you're sort of always catching finding a way through it together.

And you're sort of always catching yourself, like, oh god, maths. I mean, maths is great, isn't it? You love maths. Math is brilliant. You're really good at maths. Dylan's seven. So he's the only one doing home schooling and Remy, the youngest, is four. He's in nursery at the moment,

but yeah, so it's mainly Dylan. Because I'd be worried like the seven-year-olds work. There's gonna be some subjects where I'm not at a seven-year-old level. Yeah. I'm at a six-year-old level. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think Math would be one of them.

Oh, God, yeah, the Maths, like where you're trying to work out, like, you know, it's quite interesting because I start off, and I'm like, hey, let's do this. All right, let's cross some maths. And then I'm like, oh, god, maths is terrible. Like this is really tough.

I mean, yeah, anyway, yeah, we can do this and try and keep that mask of positivity on, but just desperately wanting it to be over as well. But, yeah, cool. We were talking the other day about like, it must be so hard to teach anything though. Like because obviously we all got taught before the internet when you kind of had to learn things.

And it's like, no, you just don't have to learn. Yeah, yeah. And like, surely, surely home school is lifting the lid off this. Like surely this is the year where everyone goes, hang on, because we just literally don't need any of that anymore. You just need to know how to Google it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Surely. And he'll be Dylan will be like typing stuff in and it's like auto complete and like, you know, it's just like kind of spelling things out for him. And it's just like, there's got wise to it. Yeah, it does feel like. Auto complete's really good on sums, isn't it?

70, 4 plus 33. I've done it. But literally you can Google stuff like, you know, you're right, you can Google everything. And it's like, it does, yeah, it does feel like the kind of, it's just getting wise to like the jig is up basically in terms of like, you don't need to know any of this stuff and you're just kind of trying to just like keep this facade out, like, oh no, no, no, these fractions are definitely important. But yeah, it's been, oh god, it's been all right. It's been, it is good to have that in force pause

and just be like, right, we are just gonna do this school project about the Pied Piper of Hamlin for the next hour and it sort of takes, you know, forces you to be in it and stuff. Obviously drama and things like that are massively just being over the top and he's like, yeah, can you dial it down a bit please? I thought that was, like, I thought when you said we're going to do this, I thought that was like, you're going to say, so I play a little pipe,

I run out into the garden, I run back in the house and I shut the door, and then I let them just be a burn off all their energy outside. Yeah, like for a little kid who didn't make it into the mounted in time to bang it on the door Let me in let me in no you're learning a lesson son Isn't isn't this really bringing the story to life for you? Page you're on the flip side aren't you've got no kids no pets so what what you're? Are you like homeschooling yourself? I like to just put for my case that I am actually a delightful house mate

That's one thing I'd like to say. I think most of the cooking I'm always kind of fun little things to do But I mean you mean and my wife we have sometimes like just a little sort of like we haven't done it for a while We had like little female nights where it's like we'll pretend we've gone on a trip so we had like Las Vegas in our living room one night and I don't know what we did like a medieval banquet this is nice too it's been quite fun talk us through the details of the medieval banquet that sounds amazing so the medieval banquet your name is not a great cook and did sort of a shop.

I love looking around the way he said that. Yeah, he really was. Yeah, did you notice when I was kind of going on about how much I do in homeschooling, I was just like, I just lower my voice a bit please. It comes in and swiftly corrects it. But yeah, good. So it was a tin-avigned tomato soup as a star and a bread roll and it was a steak and I would pie

with some new potatoes. It was like a medieval kind of... Sure, yeah. But managed to burn the pie. Let's go in the oven and come out again. I bet they did. We did though a lot in the medieval times. Yeah, the medieval times. Nothing more medieval than a burp pie.

Joe, I feel you're sort of burying the lead in terms of one of the best things that you've done throughout this kind of fantasy night thing, where you came to me and were like, how do I do a phone party? Oh, that was different, yeah. Oh, be careful. So I did the like, I did a sort of like eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, he's kind of, he's kind of hollowed out,

you think, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, We're not laid down stairs. Just imagine all the young people are at it. Jimmy's kids have come over. You brought yourself out of your own night. But yeah, I thought, so we had like a kind of like beach picnics. I put like on the TV, I just YouTube like a sort of 10 hour like the sea at night video. And that made like a little picnic. And then I was like, and then like the boat at night video and that made like a little picnic and then I was like and then

like the boat was taking us like Ireland over again to this this other island where there's a phone party and I tried to recreate a phone party with two big dust bins in in my shower just filled them up with like three bottles of bubbles but it didn't accumulate. So we got like one, I've got a strobe light on in there, and got a good picture with some sweat bands on and then called it a night. So what were you planning to do? You're gonna take these dustbin's down

and just what's stand in the dustbin's and dance. No, they would just be full of... I'd be like, Sam, your back it was in Ibiza. That's how you're... So I've being pretty bored. It sounds like you've put more effort into your theme nights than Jimmy's putting to home schooling. So I think so. I think I was going to say that in some of my island shows.

Being from the starting of Ibiza! Well, shall we get on and start solving people's beefs? Harry, do you want to do yours first of all? Oh, yes, please. Quick fire beef from Matt via Beef Brothers, podcast at gmail.com, getting touch guys. Getting touch. Do you match you Tom Ben, Corsham and esteemed guests?

It's always nice when they recognise the guests. Oh, that's good. That is nice. You're seeing, guys. OK, Matt writes, recently in the shows you've been discussing your youngest listeners. And whilst that no longer applies to me, Brackets, I'm 25, I think there is a more significant area

of listenership. Those who have been listening since the bangers and mash days, the early days, Since 2011, when I was 14, you have been an almost constant in my ear canal, influencing my humour and outlook for over nine years. We've been homeschooling him. We're the little homes to the ears. God. I feel sorry for poor Matt, but nevertheless. And it's also, I'm a big fan of someone who starts their beef by just talking about us for a bit. Nothing wrong with that.

Maybe we're his people. They know how to get them red. They know how to get them red out, don't they? Yes. Here's my beef. I've never liked you guys. I gave you a chance. I gave you a chance. I've persevered. I've given you ten years. You're not my cup of tea. So he says, whilst I'm sure that those just find you guys now will binge listen to all episodes that I can find.

There is something to be said for the drip feeding of nonsense in your formative years. Suffice to say, even I don't get a lot of your references, but it has been a fantastic journey so far. Thanks to St Mary and much. Oh, Matt, that's warm, the cockles. I have some quick firebeasts that need resolving in my house. Currently I have a PhD student, which means I get to live in the perfect balance of being a student while simultaneously getting paid Oh my god, he's living the dream. My little boys will grown up You did that that's all that that's all the home schooling you've done Can we go to his graduation ceremony and get a picture with him?

Oh yeah, I think so. Is there we have to? No, absolutely. Hopefully. I mean, the PhDs last a long time, so locked out, hopefully, will be over by then, but I'd love to. Yeah. Matt, get back in touch.

Tell us when you're graduating. We'll come along. We'll wear those mortar boards. You will have to. I can drive you, if you like, and you can have a drink. That's exactly what we wanted to do. I just want to go. Get those sides of your dustbin down the back of the car.

You have a pie. He's Jimmy's sponsor, but he's our enabler, apparently. Okay, so, he's a professional student. I've been living with two friends in the same house for two years. And whilst we all get on really well, there are small things that two years in are starting to great. Yes. Brilliant. This is our territory guys. Firstly, I believe people who leave a soggy wet sponge in the sink is one of the most disgusting things in the world to touch in the morning.

Right. Secondly, if you need to use the washing machine, if someone needs to close the ring, you should hang their clothes up rather than just dumping them, sopping wet into a bag to fester. Oh, thirdly, it's locked down. It's okay for me to have a beer or a grooney on a Tuesday night. We're hearing that, Matt. Matt finally if someone is watching something called playing ps4 on the TV in the living room

Don't play audio loudly from your phone or laptop Hopefully there is little debate about these This feels like Matt's using us as a public service announcement Yeah, he's just gonna play this podcast in the lounge and then leave the house for half a year. He's going to wait for someone to play in the PS4. Yeah, so hopefully there is little to debate about these but it'd be great for some final impartial judgement. Many thanks and one day I'll make it to a live show I promise.

Oh Matt, you've got to. Matt, no, no, no, no, Matt, we're going to do a live show at your graduation. That's what's going to happen. If Matt hasn't been in nine years he ain't coming. It is weird he says I've been a fan of you since 2011 and one day I bet you'll get around a scene here. I've been busy. I've been telling you I'm a friend.

When's the next time? Oh yeah I can't do that. I can't do that. The last time we performed at a graduation it was it was Jerry Page when he asked us to help him get his degree at university. We're not talking about that. I can't ask him off. This is difficult. That was great.

Shars in their face. Right. So, four things to deal with. And I think any of the students listening or anyone who was a student will absolutely understand these groups. There's a smell coming off this email. You can smell the house, it's the whiff of the student lifestyle. It's a moldy clothes, the soggy sponge, the Tuesday night beer. Oh God, take me back.

It's pure God, I miss it. You love you. You love the smell of milju. You can't smell milju without getting nostalgic for better days. I love the smell of milju in the morning. Harry, look, Harry, this is how it is into, the listener at home can't see this, but Harry is wearing a University of Kent jumper. He is. Like, he's still wearing his old University jumper. By the way, that looks like you've bought that. That's not one from back in the day, is it?

That's what you booked, Fridge. Did a gig on campus a year and a half ago? Bought some new batch. Bought some new batch. What? That's amazing. That's amazing. A little re-upt on the mat.

It's really, really comfy stuff, honestly. The most embarrassed guy was he gigged in the jumper as well. Like, right kids? Right. I'm just a cool fresh. You like you guys. Yeah, I mean, I've got a look at what I've got for this. I've got a look at what I've got for this.

I've got a look at what I've got for this. I've got a look at what I've got for this. I've got a look at what I've got for this. I've got a look at what I've got for this. I've got a look at what I've got for this. I've got a look at what I've got for this. I've got a look at what I've got for this. I've got a look at what I've got for this.

I've got a look at what I've got for this. I've got a look at what I've got for this. I've got a look at what I've got for this. I've got a look at what I've got for this. I've got a look at what I've got for this. I've got a look at what I've got for this. I've got a look at what I've got for this. I've got a look at what I've got for this. I've got a look at what I've got for this. There's two A guys. Okay team, I'm gonna quick fire through these. I want a, I want you to just very quickly hop on board with whether you think it's disgusting or acceptable. Wet sponges left in the sink.

It's acceptable or disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting. Page. Give it a quick blast with a hot tap, it'll be fine. It's not, it's not a problem. Oh Crossbow I'm gonna say disgusting, but not a problem

Jimmy I think Acceptable acceptable. I think why does he touch it like he's like oh? And then you touch it with your hands like what? Oh, and then you touch it with your hands. Like, what? Yeah, like I'm just trying to get a wrist. That's so afraid. So we're chucking that one out.

That one's getting thrown out, a court straightaway. There we go. One coat, not guilty. Second coat, if you need to use the washing machine, but someone's closer in it, you should hang their clothes up for them, rather than just dumping them, sopping wear in a bag to fester. I've kind of been walking in here on this one. Oh, okay, this one. Cross to fester. I've come in for shit. I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit,

I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit,

I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come in for shit, I've come. I feel like there's a real tell in Matt who is written in is like, you know, don't just leave them festering like that's on you for leaving your clothes in the washing machine and not sorting yourself out.

I'm not having a clue. What? You hung them out for me. You monster. Absolutely outrageous. Clarky. Next. Listen, I'm going to say that they should hang them up. You hung them out for me, you monster! Absolutely outrageous! Clarky! Next! Listen, I'm going to say that they should hang them up.

And the reason for this is, I never got a chance to go to a graduation. And Matt is my last chance. So I'm free. You're going to hop upon stage with him. Grappuccine, I'm going to bring my own mortar board. Page, how'd you feel about washing machine? Um, well now I know that there's a party and I'm just desperate to get out.

I don't know you, Matt, but if it means I'll get an invitation, then I'm going with Clark, if otherwise. Oh, for, for the first. Everyone's home already. Just, who's so far away they can't hang their washing up? Yeah, three, two, a bag for 10 minutes. Not guilty on that second came. Matt, he's not looking good for you.

Thirdly, it's lockdown. It's okay for me to have a beer or a groan on a Tuesday night. Should you let your house make drink whenever they want? Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. It's not a court in the world there. Yeah, I think we all fill that way, right?

I think let everyone. So, we'll uphold that one. This is the final one. If someone is watching something or playing PS4 on the TV in the living room, don't play audio loudly from your phone or laptop. So Matt's already Shanghai Detelli in the lounge. He wants everyone else to be silent around him

whilst he does his bidding. How'd you feel about that page? There's headphones, don't they? There's head phones though, isn't there? Let's head phones though. If you're there first, if you want to tell you that much and you've got in there early, someone else comes in just pop in a pair of headphones. Matt doesn't know he's born. I lived for two years at university with a guy called Greg who was a amateur DJ and he's

sat up his decks in the front room next to the tele so four nights a week he'd come in pissed and just start DJing, did our headphones in, we're just DJs so in the middle of a film he'd just come and just start crats in the car and go to the other people watching Shrek absolutely, honestly, what are people in the back let's see? Oh God, I'm imagining like you're watching Luxin's list or something. I'm dreaming with tears and it any comes like... We're going to try techno.

Fuck it out. So actually, maybe I do sympathise a bit with Matt on this one. But yeah, Clark, how'd you feel? Yeah, I'm with Matt on this one. I think whoever's in the room first doing what they're doing six bit reads coming in and you surp that. That's fine. Jim?

Yeah, I think Headphones is a good shout, but there is a specific annoyance of, you know, just hearing little snippets of videos and like someone's going through Instagram stories or something and it's just a little, and I can, there's something quite acute about that, isn't there, and sort of, I can imagine why that's annoying, but just need to communicate, guys, headphones for someone, which is like sending some headphones, surely we can sort of out and send someone. You just not communicate guys by wearing headphones and not speaking to each other.

Yeah, you young people like silent discos, it's like that. That's what you're organizing tonight, isn't it? You've got a nipple wake as you're doing it for your wife. Oh yeah, just climbing this bin. Why does he keep Johnny Gaskinets to get in a foamy bin? I'll skip the crap. She can either listen to herself DJ or you DJ. Crossbow, take us home. I am going to say, yeah, absolutely, absolutely unacceptable. If you're watching the telly and someone comes in and starts you know playing music out of their phone, firstly that's a mad thing to do. But secondly it's incredibly rude and also it's one of the great joys of being in a student house. The fact that you can just sit in your own

room on your own watching something on your laptop. You know just going... That's the true meaning of University Years isn't it? Exactly, it's the true meaning. Going uni, experience it, sit in your room, watch things on your laptop. Watch the things on your laptop. That's why you need to get the washing machine back on a bit lower. Okay Matt, we hope that helped to appell to Throne Out.

Enjoy the rest of your PhD, can't wait for your graduation. Yeah, and try to explain it. It's fun to turn up on the gigs, man. Be solved. Be solved. Be solved. Do you want to see what the world is really like?

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Can I touch? Dear Pappies. I'm a cake decorator and have been working from home since before it was cool, lovely stuff. I work from our home kitchen mainly during the hours my kids are at school. Our kitchen is both my workspace and a family kitchen. There is very little demarcation and I have to clean and sanitize it every workday to get it to the standard that keeps both hair out of the food and my five star rating.

It's not a huge amount but it is a ball ache and I have to waste a good 40 minutes of those precious precious hours between drop off and pick up clearing surfaces in order to then clean in order to them work. To add to this there is also a blurred line between work and the family meal prep as towards the end of the day. I sometimes have to be doing both simultaneously at either end of the kitchen. This results in a pile of things waiting for the washing up that can be both cake tins and bean tins, icing nozzles and leftover potato waffles. Little shower for potato waffles there, the greatest of food stuff. It's quite weird that she's just washing them up though.

I say it's waffle really. Either just sticking in the tap or where or chucking in the bin. I wouldn't try and breathe new life into them by putting some suds on them. I tell you know, you could normally get about three goes at a potato shop if you wash them, right? Can it all be eaten yourself? wash them right. Can you hold the thing yourself? A couple of quick things there. Number one, great plug for a five star of you. Absolutely, I mean, how should you give her her name? Because we could give her a proper shout out.

Is she giving her the name of her company? I don't think she has, maybe she has. Also, I wasn't expecting in that whole correspondence that I'd ball liked to be used. No, no, it was nice. Lovely little surprise drop of the old ball-like there. Right, I'll press it up. My problem is that my family assumes that the kitchen tidy and can be completely left up to me, regardless of what the mess actually is.

They are all of an age where they are perfectly capable of cleaning up after themselves. I'm laughing slightly because I'm like, did this come from my wife? They do other jobs around the house like Hoovering, but it feels easier to just do it myself in my own time. Even if that means I feel like I never leave that sodding room from dawn to dusk. Do you have any ideas of hard and fast rules I can put in place? So my family stopped living like we're in an episode of mad men where I'm the one in the apron

and never get to be sexy like Joan. Okay, yours faithfully in anticipation of your superior verdict. Martha. Great. Thank you, Martha. There's an interesting bit there. There's a bit where she says that she just does it anyway

because it's easier. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's almost kind of like to that, yeah. She almost sort of slips up and goes, look, I could ask him to do it, but they'll make a hash of it.

I just do it anyway because it's easier, but it is to take me a lot of time. There's a bit of a kind of like, it's interesting with Martha because obviously, she wants the help for at the same time. There's a bit of a kind of, it's interesting with Martha, because obviously she wants the help, but at the same time, that's her workspace. If back in the day when people had real jobs, not us, we'd have had real jobs,

but back in the day when people had real jobs, they wouldn't really want their kids to come in and tidy up the office or whatever. No, yeah. So it's quite a weird thing, like she says, that demarcation doesn't exist. So she almost is like, I've got to clean to a professional standard,

so I've got to do it. It's quite satisfying that you got a kitchen-based. A food kitchen one. To have a master chef judge. Oh yes. Giving a bit of professional insight. Yeah. Does Greg Wallace,

do Greg Wallace and John T. Rose clean up the master chef kitchen Imagine that I can almost see it's doing the washing up That is a show I'd actually you know like something to have like afterwards like you know If you want to see more press the red button for some extra show Yeah, they are after exactly if it was just Greg and John to road Yeah, the after show, yeah, the after exactly. If he was just Greg and John to road, partying around the kitchen, maybe they've had a couple of glasses, you know, that thing you do after a dinner party,

get a bit extra squiffy, you know, you pop on the ceiling down, you know. Oh yeah, oh yeah, cranking the radio up and singing, like some Christmas day, you talk. I'd love to watch Philip's, he bends with suds. Oh, let's go guys. Master Chef washing up, like yeah, that's the show. Yes, yeah. I'm just going to get some of the things I've been doing for a long time. I'm just going to get some of the things I've been doing for a long time. I'm just going to get some of the things I've been doing for a long time.

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I'm just going to get some of the things I've been doing for a long time. I'm just going to get some of the things I've been doing you're cleaning up. It's the men cleaning up. I'd watch it now. I would watch that. Yeah. Yeah. The bin full of suds though, this might have unlocked something. Right. I just, when you said that Clark, when the frontrunners, exactly, was, but the wife's, what about, what about, so obviously you keep your kitchen clean, but you know, sometimes you'll go to,

like, if you, I'm trying to think of where this might happen. If there was a place where lots and lots of people were eating at the same time, like a big hall was, well lots of people eat at the same time, they'll often have like a big soapy pot that you chuck your stuff in. You know what I'm talking, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe that's what she needs to do. Maybe that's what Martha needs to do, is fill up a thing and say, look, all of your stuff goes in there, right? It doesn't go in my kitchen, because it's work time now. So if you've finished your breakfast bowl, you don't just stick it in the kitchen,

expect me to wash it up before I start on the cupcakes. You stick it in this big, sudsy, big, that at the end of the day, you've got to get inside and pull all the stuff out of it. I mean, I haven't thought of it. I that I'm a little bit next bit of it through. I'm not bad, but you know what, like some sort of thing that is, some sort of receptacle that isn't... Yeah, yeah, to sort of separate it.

A little tamed as well, as contained, yeah, exactly. It is cheaper than the option that I had in mind, which was build another kitchen. You've got a spare view grand knocking around here. Just have an adjunct, a little extension added onto your house with a kitchen. Splash the cash from all that five star ratings. Oh no, yeah, my ride. Yeah. I tell you what was interesting for me was when she said the kids, they're happy to do the

hoovering and stuff. They don't do the kitchen site. When I was a kid, the hoovering and stuff they don't do the kitchen site when I was a kid the hoovering was the worst chore I remember it being the worst hand dealt was when you were asked to hoover whereas I'd absolutely take washing up and drying up and drying up what's not a good advice because you're playing with adult steaks for me the worst job at the job the worst job on the road to for me was getting the moss off the roof because that was you know you have to get you have to gym you up the drain pipe yourself often it would be you know it would be windy and rainy and they'd be

lightning and stuff and you know those those slates on the roof were pretty pretty slippy so that was always the one the one for me we like I I come from a family of about 15 or 16 but we lost most of them. We're down to four of us. Well, right, sweeping the chimney, I thought that was your last. Great for a little ad. Perfect for me. That's what, why did I do my hair so long? I just... Are you in the brush?

I was in the brush exactly. My brother Luke would boot me up the arse. I'd go straight up, I'd spin my head and then I I come back down, shake off the surf to my back. I'm pretty pretty good at stepping time. Exactly. Then I draw some chalk on the pavement outside, jump into it, have an adventure, it was great. Jimmy, you've got kids, you've got like the largest family here.

No, there's the tactic with washing up in your house. Well, oh God, there's a low bar because they are still quite young, but we do try to be like, you've got to like put your party on the side. What you got, you're on the side. There's a tiny bar. The low bar's for you kids. If they want drinks, they need to clean. You earn your negronies in this house. And they love drinking. Love it. Who doesn't see that? Oh, little faces. And yes, they have to like put their plate like when they're

done, put your put it on the side. That's a big thing. It's like what it, put it on the side and it's kind of so, it's quite minimal effort, but we feel like we're like, packing ourselves on the back, that they have to do anything. But yeah, with Martha, it is tricky, because clearly she's got these exacting standards

like because of her business. And I do wonder if something like the soapy bin, some sort of split, some sort of life. I can't believe I'm getting away with soapy bin. Even as I was explaining it, I was like, this is not gonna lie. I can't give you all the soapy bin. I'm just gonna justify the soapy bin.

Two options, soapy bin. Soapy bin and you kitchen. There are two options. Two when I have two options. Two really strong options. I've got suggestions. Everyone in the house gets their own color of things. So everyone gets like, there's two yellow plates,

two yellow mugs, two yellow bowls, and they go to one person. You all had one color each that you'd wear on stage. Yeah, exactly like it. But first I had. Yeah, first I had. Like all sketch teams we all dressed alike. So yeah, so treat treat you. Yeah, treat your family like an improv team.

Yeah. And that's like so like there's red balls, there's yellow balls, there's green balls. And then everyone knows exactly who's is what thing. There's bowl like. And then then you can do some kind of trading where it's like, okay, you're doing green and yellow today. You know, I'll do reds on Wednesday or whatever it is. And then you kind of, you know who's leaving what where. I see, all that makes sense. I want to say no, but I have to yes and this since then. LAUGHTER

Thanks, Blue Ben. OK. LAUGHTER Listen, he told you about his depression in confidence, alright? I got Blue Bull Lake. So, I mean, are we going to solve what colour coded plates? New kitchen, big soapy bin. Sypy bin. I mean, I'm sticking my big soapy bin.

I think there's something to say. I think like, like, Sypy bin's been the most convincing on you. I move over to big,y bin. I think there's something to say. I think my big soapy bin's been the most convincing. I'm going to move over to big soapy bin to be honest. Well that's it, big soapy bin. Beef salt. Beef salt. Who can believe it? Beef salt. You're welcome, Arthur. We should have started by this podcast,

sponsored by big soapy bins for all your entertainment and hygiene needs. Be from the Zoning at your Bees! Dear Pappies, no mention of this theme guests, so thanks for that, Dan. Long time listener, first time writer in a, I've spoken to my flatmate and wife and this said issue not improving I feel like I should move to the next highest legal authority you guys. My wife leaves socks everywhere. Everywhere occasionally I go around pick them up put them in the washing basket last time I did I counted no less than 15 individual socks in various places around the house. On the bookshelf at the bottom of the stairs, beyond the sofa, in the bath, basically anywhere

should be but in the washing basket. If she leaving them for me to find like, I'm sorry, if she leaving them for me to find like Dobbyie the house self is she deliberately torn to me because she knows it makes me irrationally annoyed I should mention that she's a peaky atric a and a nurse who works all the way through lockdown while she is amazing I'm very proud of her the least she could do instead of saving the lives of children is pick up her socks please mediate this for me and come up with a definitive answer lots of log down oh it's gonna be a soapy sock bin isn't it? Get her in the soapy sock bin beef socks and page what have you got to add? It's very similar thing since since I'm at Yena

I Cannot find a pair of matching socks in my house ever and it drives me out the wall and I would say I'm possibly part of the problem in safaris We're not the tides couple and we try we put loads of systems in place none of them have ever worked What kind of system would be entirely And or the sock problem, but it drives me nuts Open your systems, Joey that you put in place So we live with

Three of us have got a place together and we had a rote of which was every Sunday one of us were clean the whole house all And that worked did work And we just we got too much stuff we leave stuff everywhere all the time clean the whole house. Oh, and that worked. It did work. And we just, we got too much stuff, we leave stuff everywhere all the time. But you need to assist that, is isolating at their girlfriends, right? So meaning you need to have just been here on our own.

And we just can't keep on top of it. We assist them where every day before dinner, we would do like a 10 minute, little rumble through the house, tidy stuff away. Just get, for 10 minutes, just tidy up for whatever you can get done in the 10 minutes. 10 minutes of course, it's a minute perfect amount of time to burn a pie.

Yeah. Yeah. They've got so fair to worry about cleaning the eggs. So busy cleaning the house, exactly. We're eating a normal pie here. Rob Bay Bentos. So, but that doesn't work. But also, those chain mail socks on there.

Those chain mail socks on there, even like, are absolutely killer. Don't smell if you leave them after you've washed them, though, that's good. But yeah, doesn't my round of sets of socks I buy, can't find pairs, I don't want to just wear black ones. You know me, you're a flamboyant gentleman. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, a bit of peacocken going on in your life. The only thing I thought was maybe I should go out and buy like six packets of like colored socks, but the same packet six times, so that you're probably really a finding two. Now, Joey, I'm gonna help you out here immediately. I'm gonna change your life, because I have a young daughter,

little Clio, she's 18 months, and the same thing was happening with gloves, and all you do is a little bit of a lasticated string all the way through the duffer coats. Now that's what you're gonna do, Joey. You get your socks up through the crotch, up through the crotch and back down the other leg. I'm a little bit like, and you know what,

it's not only you're gonna have matching socks, you're gonna have a real spring in your step. You're really hard. You're gonna have like MC Hammer style trousers for all of you. For the first half of that cross-bid, I thought you were putting forward your daughter for a job. I've got a daughter. I'm sorry you're up, a little soft five times an hour.

She'll come round the house. You know it's tough times, everyone's got a word they keep. Once you've got the moss off my roof, I'll send my bags. After we should go round to Jimmy's bar, I'll have a few drinks. Oh yeah, all right. These are the acts of an easy drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, definitely, definitely.

But I guess the thing for Danny is it's slightly different, not to hire Jack Dan's problem, but it's like, yeah, just leaving stuff everywhere, aren't it? Yeah, that's a dip, that to hijack Dan's problem, but it's like, yeah, just leaving stuff everywhere, aren't it? Yeah, that's a dip. That is a different problem, isn't it? The fine-to-the-match-in-socks is one thing, and infuriating, but at least you can find two socks, presumably in the wash basket,

or in the washing machine, or in the sock drawer. You're not like, you know, looking on a shelf, trying to find a book, and there's a sock there waiting for you. Socks feel like, socks feel like one of the funnest things that can be left around there, right? They're fun to ping off. Do you think she's kicking them off? Do you think she's pulling them off

and sort of kicking them with gay bands and they're just landing all around the house on the Yucca Plans, you put that? It feels more like a sign of like a fun personality, I think. Like, if it was old mugs, if it was old mugs, something like, it was old mugs, it was old mugs if it was old like I don't mind on mugs, but if he's leaving it's like I'll mug his socks actually

I'll tell you that right now Oh big time if they're leaving all mugs around problems but socks you kind of like it's a bit of fun Yeah, I mean I will say one thing that of all the items of clothing underwear the ones you don't want to pick and You're kind of like, it's a bit of fun. Yeah, I'm a meme. I will say one thing though, of all the items of clothing, underwear, the ones you don't want to pick and someone else is out. Right?

Oh, yeah. You know, that's the thing. Like, if someone's be even there, jump, even though you would like, you want to make a pick on your teeth, don't you? You're not. But if you've got, like, as someone else is sock, you want them to be doing the picking up of that surely right?

Something about yeah, stray socks. I wonder why it's just like it doesn't sound like his wife is particularly untidy else it seems to be just the sock problem. Maybe it's maybe it's the very abandoned the Hollywood movie everywhere. That's the problem. problem. Right, you're just generally messing. Because this seems like a very cute, specific one. Bit of fun though, bit of fun. I don't want to, it's not a soapy bin. Right, but a couple of sock baskets, right?

Yeah. A couple of wicker efforts, one on the top floor, one on the bottom, on the ground floor. It's a lot of fun, a lot of socks into a bit. Oh yeah. And it's just like with a little backboard and like, you know, you can get up to your eyes. Oh, you get a little sound effects. And then the socks, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot If you get the ball in, you go in feet first. If you get the ball out headflast.

I can really see the big soapy bin there. Making it slide balls. Because it glows sticks in it and the water's horrible now. I can really visualise it. It's got socks in there now. Oh man. I think it's a waffle. I think it's going to be potato now. Oh man. I think it's a waffle.

I think it's given a potato waffle, certainly floating around. They're all like that. You just take them out, I'll hang them up, they'll be fine. Give them to all of them. Yeah, so I think sock baskets, bit of fun. Yeah, I like that. Little sort of sock goals as well, just like walking down the hallway, sort of, you know, just little right foot into the sock corner. And also, for you Joey, yeah, yeah, definitely.

And for you Joey, that's how when you take both of your socks off, ball them up together, and then that way they're paired. You can't wash them together, can you? No, you know, give them a shout out. That when you're not in the side of the horse, that's really very right. At least to keep him together in the early stages. Yeah, yeah. Fair enough. I've got a sage, Joe, because you've spoken about this before and I've noticed there. I thought that you weren't a big matching socks guy.

I thought, oh god, I love that. It really, really, really, nice to out. And then you're Nina found out that someone said, oh, we thought you were doing that you need a cookie Yeah, that's very you with the mismatched socks. Yeah, I want to be cookie But my terms I don't want to think in things that are just maybe an entirely affect, you know, affectations. So, you know, affectations. There is something. Do you, do you not find, though, J, when you see your wife wearing your socks, do you feel an affection to them that's, you

know, do you not feel like, oh, they're wearing a part of me and I like that? Or listen, we've lived together for five years now. There's no such thing as you mean as socks and my socks. They're wearing a part of me and I like that or... Listen, we've lived together for five years now. There's no such thing as you need to suck some my socks. They're all the same socks. Now... That's beautiful, man. I don't know who bought that. That was a bit of your wedding speech, wasn't it?

Yeah, it was really gorgeous. Really beautiful. The Vows, they were Vows. The Vows. they were his Vows. The Vows. Really strange Vows. We're mostly about salt. It's really weird. In Grubs and Insocs, it's supposed to be in sickness and in health, but we're going to

sort of morning wear-based... There wasn't a dry on the house, was there when they were pushing those bins down the aisle? So I think making it into a game, beef solved, absolutely. Beef solved. Making it into a game, beef solved. Beef solved. Beef solved. Beef solved.

Beef from the zoning out your beef solved. Thank you so much for coming on the show. It's been a real pleasure. Thanks for having us. It's been great. Total treat, having you boys on. Tell us where we can hear more of you. You've got a new series of your podcast, eh?

We have. Have them? Yeah. You've really thrown them off with it, getting them to their own pro-loom. Absolutely. They've got them blown it, mate. This is the bit. This is where we pretend we're on ground note and all something. I thought you were in fashion, the last of the job. No, you did everything right. You did everything right there.

It's Jimmy and Joey, don't know what the fuck's going on. Oh no, I know. It's a no, the podcast. Oh, you do it. Hey listen, guys, we need... This is the last round of the dice for this podcast. Seriously. No, say that.

I'm joking. No, so basically, it's me and Jimmy, we've been friends, even longer than I've known, the Papis boys, we've been friends in school, and it's an album podcast where we basically get famous musicians on to talk about albums that they love, just have a lovely long chat with them. And with the audience.

So what, so the musicians choose the album that they want to talk about? Yeah, totally. And it can be an album. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. J.J.'s album club, it's kind of them kind of introducing us to something that's not their best, not their favourite album, but something that is like particularly meaningful, impactful, has like a good story attached.

We've got Jason Williamson from Sleaf & Mods who was great, we got back to the jury coming up in this new series who was amazing. Oh wow, it's a proper good fun. It's really good fun. Yeah, you should and it's promoted more confidently boys. That says Yeah, it's really good. It's a dream of us to listen to it. It really didn't sound like a legitimate thing until the end there where you said look we've got all these real musicians on it. It's like actually it's a real podcast. That's amazing. And tell us a little bit about JJ's album club. JJ's album club. Yeah, we'll stick a link for it in the show.

Yeah, to the show. You can find it. We'd love to have some listeners that stick with us for nine years and never come and bother us in the room. That is our fan base right there. Amazing. Yeah. Ordering the mortar boards. Well, thanks very much for doing the podcast. It's been a pleasure. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, pleasure. Brilliant, I'm just gonna fill up this big so it would be been. There you go, what a treat that was. Two Magnificent Guests, please check out their podcast, JJ's album club, they have some awesome guest-lined up, bloody hell. Yes, all of them. How come they get guests like guests like that we need to we need to have bad guest and I want like you know I hope I'll have a hold on we've got some great guests yeah yeah sorry

you can't be like how can we've got them as far fucking guests and they get good guests that's not fair on them oh god I just mean it like that a dick slap to the two lovely people who decided to spend an evening on Zoom with us. I just mean like, you know, at the end there when they busted out, oh yeah, by the way. It's like, you know, when are we going to get, I don't know, Neil Young got a slant slam or some shit. I don't know. I'll put the feelers out.

I'll email Neil at NeilYoung.net and see what happens. You never know. We might just catch him in a good mood. Keep on rocking in the free net. We should say as well, if you enjoyed listening to us chatting to Joey and to Jimmy, there is a bonus beef. A beef that isn't in the podcast, we tell the whole extra beef over on our Patreon. So that will be dropping. It's a really funny one as well.

It's a really good thing. Yeah, it's a real doobie beef, it's really fun. And yeah, so you'll wanna hear that, get yourself over to our Patreon.com, forward slash, pappy, slash share. And if you pledge, I think it's four pound 50, you came money, but five dollars a month, then you get that bonus beef plus three bonus episodes

a week and loads of extra stuff. And also our flat share lockdown as well, which goes from strength to strength. We have a great time recording flat share lockdown. It's really good fun. It goes from strength to strength makes it sound like it's getting better guys. Well listen, carry out Lloyd and join it. It's really finding its feet. It's really finding its feet.

It's really finding its feet. It took a while, but I'll have a way. He enjoyed it, but can't we get some better fish? Oh my goodness. Well, let's talk about these. Please welcome Donovan. Donovan! Okay, so I'd like to apologize to the two young people who are 25 years old and are 19

years old who emailed in for this episode. We've done a joke about the, when, when Perry has to think of cool people, he thinks of Neil Young who, I mean, he's got young and his name. He's got this name for this. No, he's not a young man, is he? Older, you know, like old young. He's sung about an old man when he was 24, but now he is an old man. And you think of Donovan as well. What the bloody hell are you thinking? Why, when they've got people like Nadine Shah and you think, why can we get cool people

on? Like Donovan. Unbelievable. I mean, I'd love to have Donald on though. Question's be could I ask him? Who are you for? It wouldn't be the first one, I think. Do you know what a podcast is? Donald Venn, what? Yeah. Great to have you on the show, Donald Venn, but you don't mind any chance to have

a comedian's email because I've got a book in the next episode and we've been burned by this, I'm afraid. No one's listening. Thank you so much for listening. If you enjoy the show and you think you know somebody who might enjoy it as well, please throw it there way, give us a word of mouth. email carryout at griefcast.com.

Sorry. Come and join us for the next slide. It's going to be really great. Angel of Hans and Kerry Adloy. Thanks for listening. The episode was produced as ever. And light into the light, actually, because we forgot we had to record this episode. Yeah, she's got 90 minutes to to edit it before it goes out. We, we, we, we, quick, quick story.

We, we, yeah, that's a good idea. We're running out of time. A quick story. We, we, we, we booked to record the intro and outro for this episode, this morning, Monday morning, because it's going out on the Tuesday. So we got down, we're like, right, here we go, let's record the intro and then we suddenly realized we didn't have an actual episode to do the intro and outro for.

I was like, oh, I'm sweating. I'm sweating, I'm sweating, I'm just starting to profuse the apologizing. I was like, because apparently I was like, oh, what are we interviewing today? And I was like, oh, it's, oh no. We've come to a cool episode. We've come to a cool episode.

So this episode was very nearly just an intro and an outro. So, you know. I think it's a good, very good. I mean, the way we're going on it basically is now. I think we've done more intro and outro and we've done the actual episode. Well, it was produced by Emma Corsham.

Corsham, team. Cheers everyone! Bye! Okay, class settle down, settle down. Stop being disruptive. Let's start this off. I'm going to read the Patreon neighborhood watch roll call. Please, no, put that away.

Okay. neighborhood watch roll call please no put that away okay Okay, let's get this register read nice and quick and nimble bimble bimble present Okay present Okay, let's stop being disruptive of everybody put it could put us puts that down You know every time it's always the same James Presence All right, all right calm down everyone calm down. Okay, I'll put that milk down son James Wilkinson. Oh, present.

Barely present today. Okay, okay. Okay. Just everybody calm it down for just five minutes for God's sake because let me tell you about some men that are needy. Okay. Don't like them and put that up all down Matthew Kennedy present present. Yes. Yes. Okay. Well if you could all just stop being Distraught to put that down and I want to tell you a story about some men who are still And I do like them. Math, sorry, I do like them a Harvey H Presence all right all right calm down everyone pick that up come on put that back down Let me tell you about someone It's Michael Rumbly present It's my corruptly present. Present?

Present. Oh, put that down. Stop putting that there. I'm glad you had to tell you, listen class, I need to tell you about some men. And the terrible things is that they've got on with them. And the good news is I don't like them. Barry Donovan? Barry Donovan's impressive.

Oh, OK, settle down. Please settle down, pick that up and put that down and then put the thing down that you've put, we'll put it on the shelf over there, please. OK, good question. Where is, I mean, I did say put that down and I didn't give you the specifications of where, but let's just say on the ledge, speaking of ledges, I'd like to tell you about some men who,

you know, absolutely wonderful and in them I take great solace, Nick Wallace, present. Present. Present. Okay, okay, I won't calm down. Pick everything up, put it back down again. Pull it around, come on. You know, you like the drill button now. I'll also, please pick up those lizards.

I'm gonna say, Bill Richards. Oh, present. Present. Oh, present. Put that down. Stop doing that there for God's sake, Glenser. The window, there's men working in the bean field. Oh, the harvesting those beans. We do like them. Stop that, Alice Greenfield. Oh, present. Oh, let me tell you now, I'd like to tell you about a group of men and they give me the horn. And one of them is Matthew E. Bourne, a present. Let me tell you about another group of men who also give me the absolute horn. They give me all the bones. It's Scott Jones presents.

Oh, present. And that's... Sadly, this man's a pedophile present. Okay, we can't say that. We can't. We... You know, this is a man who loves to smile. It's Kyle. Yes, that's better

You know what maybe absent let me tell you now I'm gonna be leaving soon I'm gonna be leaving soon and taking with me my dear friend put that down, Michael Stevenson. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh, clapy. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. Oh, sorry everyone.

Clarky. He there, mate. It's Cola, Cola. mate. It's Cola Cola. Present. Present, present. Oh, what a gift this next one is. There's a bad news everyone. Some men have joined the National Front.

Oh, the bad news is I like them. No! Present again, Matt Brunt. Okay, who's not a member of the National Front? We can't stress that enough. I can tell you now that... You like to smile. The big smileer Matt Brunt.

Let me tell you now that someone here is following in the footsteps of Oswald Mosley. Yes. I don't worry, it's not this person present, put that down, pick it up. It's of course the wonderful smileer that is Amelia Wurzley. Present. Oh, present. You shouldn't have.

Oh no. Oh dear. Oh dear. I'm afraid he was present. You shouldn't have He was present when he got swept out with the time Oh No Put that down start that bear this person's races This person's racist. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to that. But most of all, we've got the festival, Comma Harvest. And it'll be organized this year,

put that down, pick that up by Chris Jarvis. Oh, present. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Let's put it down, put down all of your phones. It's Ian Jones. Ian Jones. Oh.

Have fun, Barry. I'm in the news, everyone. Terrible news. Someone's been bringing their sled into the playground, and I've got to announce I've had to ban Yelouche. Oh, don't. They're absolutely rotters in the basement. Well, Remy van der Louge to Pleasant! Pleasant, to be eaten.

Oh, let me just tell you now that everyone here has been incredibly present and incredibly pleasant. They're all the most wonderful people I've ever seen. But top of the tree, icing on the cake cherry on top, is of course Linda Briehn. Pleasant! Every per-while class year-old Pleasant and correct! The cake cherry on top is of course Linda Brin pleasant Every farewell class year old pleasant and correct Of a nice smile and be good today

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