Pappy's Flatshare - Beef Brothers Cold Cuts w/ Joz Norris S12E16

Episode Date: May 16, 2022

The Beef Brothers are here to sort out your beef with special guest Joz Norris.Joz Norris - https://twitter.com/joznorrisPappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetIf you have a flatshare based beef y...ou'd like us to solve then send it to beefbrotherspodcast@gmail.comSupport us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareLIVE IN PERSON SHOWSTUESDAY 7th JUNE - HELEN BAUER & NINA CONTI @ The Phoenix, Cavendish Square https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/flatshare-slamdown-with-helen-bauer-and-nina-conti-tickets-333482905347Produced by Gwyn Rhys Davies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom. I'm Ben. And I'm Matthew and welcome to another exciting episode of Papi's Flat Share Beef Brothers Colossus. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da I felt like I was in a super club and I'd be feeling that's the vibe I was throwing out boy Well, it's the perfect vibe for our for our guest Jaws Norris party boy Jaws not really in party boy. I mean birthday party boy Jaws Norris And a fantastic comedian if you ever get a chance to see Jaws I think he's absolutely brilliant. He's great and do follow him online if you can because he doesn't very funny stuff on on the internet He's a great guy and we had a great time chatting to him.
Starting point is 00:00:48 If you like jaws by the way, then join the Patreon because you'll get a bonus beef that we solve with jaws that's not in the main episode. Absolutely. And a very entertaining chat about the movie Swordfish, which no one was expecting. So that's to enjoy it over at patreon.com forse lash papi's flat share and yeah you get that you know if you get if you over at patreon.com forse lash papi's flat share and it's also the home of nearly 200 bonus episodes that you get immediately as soon as you join and if you enjoy bonus episodes. If you enjoy what we put out on the main feed there's a little secret we probably haven't told you, but at the end of every week we stick
Starting point is 00:01:26 at an extra podcast just for the Patreon and oh boy, what a feast for the ear canals it is. So if you enjoy what you do and you've got a little bit of time left in your podcast schedule, then for four quid a month you get the extra podcast, you get loads of extra content, you get strong vibes, you get to send us emails. I was hoping you'd sign off of that time, yeah, because that's what I says that you wouldn't need. That's the problem when we big up the Patreon,
Starting point is 00:01:58 we don't have enough clacks in it, exactly. It's a real shame. Also, as well, we're going to be doing a live, the only live flat share slam down of the summer at the Phoenix in Cavendish Square on the 7th of June 2022. It's almost sold out. So you want to get a move on. If you're thinking of coming to this on the 7th of June day after clock is birthday, get yourself to eventbright.co.uk and look for tickets for flagships land down and the guests are the superb Helen Bauer and the equally superb
Starting point is 00:02:28 Nina Conzi. Two two different two superb comedian in the last. I can't wait. It's going to be a really really fun one. And yeah like I say almost sold out it may even have sold out by the time this goes out. I hope not for your sake because I want you to be there. Me. I'm talking to you., because I want you to be there. Me, I'm talking to you. Yeah, I'm talking to you, Tom. Please stop, Tom. I need to be there for the record.
Starting point is 00:02:51 It feels unfair, Tom. It's the only way we're gonna make any money out of this, you know? We charge ourselves a grand to perform. And I tell you what, the coffers are looking pretty healthy. I'll say that much. But yeah, it was a grand well spent on today's episode with the brilliant joys. It was a really easy episode.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Well, if you've got a problem, I'm calling a problem, if you've got a problem call a B, if you've got a B, maybe we can help you be from the zoning at your B. So, Jos Norris, welcome to the show, welcome to the podcast, man. Hello, thanks for having me. Is it your birthday today? It was my birthday, yes. Right, don't worry. Don't worry, there's no pressure or need for any kind of...
Starting point is 00:03:35 It's done, I've got it all right. It's fine, it's fine. Because I saw on Instagram today, you were sort of posting photographs for yourself, celebrating your birthday, I thought. Is he doing his... Hang on, should we go around the group and try and guess You were sort of posting photographs yourself celebrating your birthday. I thought is he does he hang on? Should we should we go around the group and try and guess what birthday it was and see who's closest? I guess it was
Starting point is 00:03:56 I Didn't leave much mystery I mean this is this is show business. Harry. I don't leave much mystery in the hotel. I mean, this is show business, Harry. I don't know. I mean, you know, one of the bottom rungs of show business, but show business, nonetheless. Should we be revealing, Josie's, hey, she might be... You're right. Maybe I might want to kind of guard that a bit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:17 And kind of protect my ability to play kind of teens and urchins and things for a bit longer. I want to pad that out for as long as possible. My urchin, yes. You've got a guard, you I want to pad that out for as long as possible. My urchin years. You've got to guard your gateway to BBC 3. Yeah, we can't. We're clubbing that door off them knowing too much too soon. I've been that door shut today.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Should we guess you're playing age then instead? Oh yeah, okay. I've got to say 18 to 40. Oh wow. Yeah. Yeah, really. It's like, really, it's like he's really hedging his bed. I just say, not in committal. I would say that that better display any any I'm a human yeah, I'll do anything I'll do whatever they are
Starting point is 00:04:55 I can put talc in my head or talc on your bottom you can play a baby All in He was cast astride a grave. I don't think you could put nodding to the playing age of 40, could you? I don't think I could do 18 either. I think I think those days, those days, I'm going 25 to 35. That's, that's kind of. I've had you live in.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Thanks. It's good. It's good. It's just he's getting less roles now. That's all that's kind of. I've had you live in. Thanks. It's good. It's good. It's just he's getting less roles now, is that, that's all Tom. Yeah. You being, yeah. Yours was really generous.
Starting point is 00:05:31 It was really nice. You really believed in my father. It would be a really positive agent, but a really useless agent. I'd be an agent wise. I'd be an agent wise. Yeah. If we're really narrowing it down,
Starting point is 00:05:44 I'm going to say 37 to 37 and a half is what I'm saying. That's just playing age. Oh my God. Yeah. I feel quite sad about that. You've got really no faith in my range. What are you, Josie? You're 30.
Starting point is 00:06:02 I'm 33. You're 33. Right. There we go. It's out. And I think I put as my range, I think I put 26 to 36. And I thought about putting 25 to 35, but I thought 25. I've met 25 year olds and they're young. Yeah, they're very young. So I thought I'll nudge myself up.
Starting point is 00:06:19 I think that feels more honest to who I am. I reckon it's a shaved. Yeah, shaved. A fish and a fish. If you shaved effectively, you could get that 25. What's that shaving effectively? Is eyebrows? Well, look, my agency, we don't give away our trade secrets, all right? Perry shaved his entire head effectively. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:45 That's all for the roles. I wiped myself out. My playing age was 40, early doors. Coming straight out of the gun. Twenty-six years old, so my agent, play an age 40, please. Paris playing age is the Blue Man Group. That's what he's prepped for. The ambiguous age of the Blue Man Group.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Did you have a nice birthday there, Josie? What did you do to celebrate? I had a lovely birthday. I had a picnic in a park and then I watched Eurovision. And I was so proud. I was really proud. And I called it quite early doors. I watched Sam Raider's song.
Starting point is 00:07:17 And I was telling everyone I met, we're going to do quite well this year. And none of them would hear it. They all said the political situation won't help us. And I said, listen to the song, because I think it's good enough that it crosses over all those boundaries. He was fantastic. Love the guy. Absolutely. Love the guy. Get shouting things like, this is history. We're watching history.
Starting point is 00:07:36 I've got a drink. I was saying he kept shouting it. I was like, that seems no. No, no, that was just me alone in my flat on my birthday showing. I'm watching real history here. They were friends, they were some good friends. But I think they were all quite resenting the whole experience. I don't think they get it, really, with that bothered about it. But it was my birthday.
Starting point is 00:07:57 I said, we're watching this. Almost to your birthday's Eurovision. Does that clash up and off? It's always near, it's always nearby. So you can usually kind of rely on it as a fallback thing. You can do something Eurovision themed pretty much every year when you have a mid-May birthday. And is this the first time you've played
Starting point is 00:08:14 that this is history, you're watching history carnage? Or is it, is it? I'm not doing that every year. Is that every single year? Yeah. Eurovision itself is, it's always, you know, it's always something that has happened. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:26 I think you are. I think you and I are quite similar drinks in that respect. I think, I think we'd have a great time if we got a drink together and we'd like to be. This matters. Yeah. We're doing right now. I've spent most of Storm's is glass to reset, shouting that to people around us.
Starting point is 00:08:40 I'm sure nobody wanted me to get that. Not actually paying any attention towards going on. Can I remember a bit about the performance? I do remember sharing this in the water. You remember it was important. An awful lot. Yeah. Back to the stage, just bellow. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Yeah. You were one of, one of, about four people facing the same way as Stormsy. You know, the other one was Chris Martin. He was equally, you know, hated by the crowd. That's, honestly, just stands next to Perry You know the other one was Chris Martin. He was equally, you know, hated by the crowd That's honestly just stands next to Perry when he thinks a big gig is happening is a a vibe-harshing experience I was because if it's not the if it's not the headlock when he's screaming interior about how good the gig is so loud that you can't hear an entire gig, it's, I mean, we all remember you're seeing Travis Cockle, I think, where you know how like, you know how like in a mosh pit, right,
Starting point is 00:09:36 there would be the one guy who's going way too hard and a big circle form was around that one guy who's just failing around, that was Tom, but instead of failing arms, it was just worse. And he gritted. He's gritting a pretty, has like a big crop circle around him in the field, in latitude, because you were screaming Java you legged into the entire time,
Starting point is 00:09:55 which is never a true word spoken. Never a true word, but yelled. Are we all OK with clocky sentence? Are we all happy with our spived? think we'll have to be all spived. Yeah, I think yeah. Oh, dear. Oh great. A little podcast circle around me. So what kind of what's it? What rights are you set up?
Starting point is 00:10:20 Were you in your your flat for your? I would say yeah, I was in my flat. I shared it with my girlfriend. We moved into it in December. Ish, I think, middle of December. It's reasonably fresh. We're talking for five and a half months here. But yeah, yeah. And how is it?
Starting point is 00:10:36 How is that going as a flat share experience? It's been all right. We've had to unpack a lot, because we previously were in a... Yeah. Yeah. Yes, big, quite a lot. because we previously were in a... Yeah, of course. Yes, big, quite a lot. No, we were in another place before. It was a bit bigger that was a family member's place
Starting point is 00:10:52 and they were letting us stay there during lockdown and then eventually went, you have to go now. I'm sick of you being here. But I think because there was more space there and my girlfriend used to have an artist's studio so it kind of built up a load of stuff which we objectively can't fit into this new flat so we've had months mostly of just sort of getting rid of stuff. Oh do any of you guys want like a shard of mirror?
Starting point is 00:11:15 We've got to get rid of it. No absolutely. No okay what about a whole mirror? Yeah is it a whole mirror that shaped like a shard? It's a piece of art. It's about how you sell it. Yeah, do you want to be a Watson class? Or I've got a large box. What's in that, a mirror? Um, yeah. A mirror.
Starting point is 00:11:35 A shot of mirror. Seven years back, what's in the box? What's it about? What's it about? I was trying to do it as a package deal, but people are just saying that's weird. They don't really go together at once. And I'm trying to sell them separately.
Starting point is 00:11:43 It's still getting nowhere. But that's been quite fun. So we've And I'm trying to sell them separately. Still getting nowhere. But that's been quite fun. So we've mostly just been trying to kind of, I think we had a weird kind of lockdown existence of just existing in a place for a while rather than being like having a house and now for the last five months before I'd been going, oh, we can make this nice and like do it how we want.
Starting point is 00:11:58 So we've had to get rid of some stuff and then go, what do we want to hold onto and how do we make it look nice, that kind of thing. But it's been lovely, it's been really nice. And do you agree on what to hold onto to and how do we make it look nice that kind of thing? But it's been lovely. It's been really nice and you agree on what to hold on to and what to get rid of more well I think we're both We're both very like sentimental about stuff or we are used to be and I think
Starting point is 00:12:17 Seeing how much stuff she has made me go. Oh, I've got to get better at throwing everything away because otherwise One of us has to be the one that encourages the other so I was like, OK, I'll chuck nearly everything. And then it sort of makes things a bit easier. But I think I used to just have so much, mostly wooden shit, just loads of old wooden shit that I'd liberated from like grandparents' houses. Because for some reason, I thought that was quite nice and sweet.
Starting point is 00:12:44 And then I realised that actually it's just an old piece of wood that they hadn't hanging around and I thought oh I'll remember them every time I look at this piece of wood I'll remember but you're trying to justify by screaming at your girlfriend this is history you're looking at history here I'm holding a piece of history you've got to have a hangar it's like yeah it's a chair leg just took it out. He needs to have it. He has a lot of that. That's gong. That's gong. That's gong. It's all broken stuff. It's all broken stuff.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Oh. Hurricane came through. I'll try to kind of make the most of it. So this is what I own. What would your girlfriend say you would like to live with? I don't know how that's it. Now I've started to think about it. I wonder. Do you want a texture and see what she wants? I can call her in and find out. Yeah, go on, let's do it.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Wait, I'll just go and ask the question and then I'll come back with an answer. Sounds good, yeah. You know, someone's there live, you met as well. You know, just get from the horses mouth. Absolutely. She said very nice, and then she said, um, the smell. Oh, okay. Oh. That's been what we've got. But I think that's because I've been shifting on to a, a mostly vegetable diet and it's, it's,
Starting point is 00:14:00 it's, it's come with complications. Yeah, it does. So that's embarrassing. That's come out in this way. Happy birthday. I thought I'd got to be honest. Absolutely. I appreciate your candor.
Starting point is 00:14:11 I can't lie. No. Right, should we crack on a soul of some of our listeners beef? No, I'm not. Yeah, that's parry. Hello. Hello, this one first. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Oh, God, this feels like a potential classic, a potential classic actually. Oh really already. Well great as this come up before. I don't know, but it feels like it's a big and Ramakin disagreement beef. Oh From James via beef broadcast at gmail.com I think we're all sent in this could go straight into the top five. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. You're witnessing history. I said to be for this. A gender non-specific beast siblings. My partner and I do not yet live together. However, between home working and COVID lockdowns, we've managed to spend almost two years in one another's company, staying at one or another of our houses. Later this year, we are planning to move in together properly. We're both pretty easygoing and willing to accommodate each of this personal interests.
Starting point is 00:15:13 EG, her plan to obsession, my comics collecting. However, there is one issue upon which we cannot find to compromise. The fate of upmarket dessert ramekins. My view is that once the dessert has been eaten, the ramekin should be disposed of. I used to work in a museum. I've seen first-hand how much pottery has been produced and discarded throughout all human civilization, and I don't think we're the generation to change that. Wow. Firstly, can we just say, would you like Joys to come and work in that music?
Starting point is 00:15:49 You've got a great catchphrase. Do you want to buy a shard of a ramic in? My partner, however, believes that the ramicins are both beautiful and useful and therefore fall within the Marie Ko guidelines for home retention. I have two ramikins, one glass, one ceramic, and that's all I've ever needed. She has a little rainbow of ceramic ones, and the pile grows with every meal deal, though I rarely see them used for anything more sophisticated than decanting snacks into. I mean, he's made that sound very sophisticated with the word decanting. Yeah, that is. That's the thing, decanting. Brackets and one time, in effectually,
Starting point is 00:16:31 propping up a swing ball set that was on uneven ground. Let's use something glass, shall we? Can I pick that backfire? Let's have the world's gentlest game of swing ball. My question is, which of us is correct? Are they disposable or useful to have? I want this settled before we move in together so that it doesn't end up driving a wedge between us.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Beef brothers, you are my only hope for gaining clarity. Thanks, James. It's a classic. So, you weren't wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pure middle class classic. This feels like the reason we set up this podcast. It feels like it was for this.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Finally, it was working our way around to go. Yeah. Where do you stand? Are you enjoying Go? I'm very pro-ramacan. I took it. I had this exact row with a housemate a few years ago because I would always keep the goo ramicons and she would always say we need to dispose of them and then I I Because of exactly what's going to a grandparents house and getting to Santa Monica talk about objects
Starting point is 00:17:34 I thought because I knew how much she hated ramicons I kept obsessively acquiring ramicons because I thought it was a fun way to kind of Just have a rale in the flat Irritate people. And then went around my grandparents' house and sort of liberated. They had about 30 ramacans, I think, round the... I don't know if that's a generational thing. Because I don't think they're...
Starting point is 00:17:53 I never used them, but they seem to have a ton of them. So I went round and I think my uncle was quite confused and thought it was like a grief thing that I had to get every single ramacan and keep hold of it. But all I wanted to do was fill a cupboard with them so that my housemate would open it and get cross. And I think in the end they all went in the bin, which I don't feel great about. I think they all got thrown out. But I'm very much pro-ramacant.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Yeah, I think that goes. Well, well, we should talk about the life hack. I'm sure some of you know this already, but the goo, ramakin, and the pringles lid fit perfectly together. Oh! So, they're not designed, they're not designed, and companies are the same, I know. You know, happy to blow minds.
Starting point is 00:18:37 You can't just dull that out to us, like it's just a casual thing you've done for years and kept yourself. Just did. Just did. Tom, there's every chance I've told you, this four or five times in our 25 year friendship and we just need to remember. I was super excited. What does that enable you to do? You can put a lid on stuff.
Starting point is 00:18:56 It means that, you know, if, for example, you want a nice way to keep your spare buttons or, you know, your washers or your screws that look kind of appealing and are easy to see what's inside them because it's all you're going to say spare butter then. And you spare butter you've got it. It's like spare butter is an interesting thing. You know what? You know after you finish churning Tom. I churn, I hand it out to the village and there's always a little bit left over that you know I make some toast.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Absolutely. But there's a bit of spare butter. I put it in the goo ramacans to bring those lid on the top and that goes in the freezer for a rainy day. Yeah, I think just, just spare crap. Which I guess is another thing, isn't it? Do you need to cool that stuff? Well, I've got a real seed issue going on at the moment and I could store seed in it,
Starting point is 00:19:40 couldn't I? You could store seed in it, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm kind Oh yeah. I'm kind of dying around that. Come on boys. Come on. The freezer is well topped. A rainy day. If I die love, just check the bottom row of the freezer. There's a few ramikins, goo ramikins in there with a
Starting point is 00:20:08 Pringles classy though. It's a nice way to store them to be fair. It makes it less gross. People will go, oh, that's nice That's pretty nice That's a nice action That's a bit of history right there Because I was gonna say my big issue with the ramikins is they stack badly. They do, yeah, that's true. They're slip-sliding all like the top shelf of my lower cupboard, the right side of it is dominated by these ramikins, do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:20:40 And I think it has the specifics of whether that is the top shelf of the lower. And what you want to picture is... I you need to picture this because it's not a tear it's not like it's not like I can see it's like it's lower it's lower cover top to the right yeah yeah of course to the left to the left is everything going in the box right yeah but I you know it's it's kind of infects a cupboard almost there's chaos in that side of the cupboard. There's Tupperware all over the shop. I think part of the problem is,
Starting point is 00:21:09 you never really need more than about four of them. So by the time you've bought two of these goop puddings, that's your sort of set. But then every time you continue to buy goop puddings, you acquire more and more of them. So there should be an option to like get a goop pudding from a tap and bring your own ramacke. Like a Mr Whippy.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you don't have to acquire more ramacke in every time you want to buy goo. That's the right idea. Because you can do that with like, you can refill your washing up bottles and just by washing up liquid from the tap. Yeah. They should do that with goo. Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:40 This is exactly. I think that of Solvett. Where are you putting that goo tap by? Because it's good after me. Yeah, that's good, isn't it? You're going to need a security gun on that tap because... Yeah, you're right. Harry's latched himself to the goo tap again.
Starting point is 00:21:53 LAUGHTER Happy birthday. He's filling up like Mr. Crease, though. LAUGHTER I mean, give me just five minutes on the goo tap and... Well, dear. Well, when it's your birthday, Tom, I think, you know, I'm sure if you ask nicely.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Yeah, I could treat myself. Like, is the gootap going to be in the supermarket? Because... Those? I guess it would have to be... They couldn't be in every shop. It's presumably going to be expensive. It would have to be... They'd have to kind of compete.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Or, you'd have, like, a type in, find your local... Find your local gootap. Could be like a vending machine, you would tell you. There's one in, you know, there would be, like, your Hermes of compete. Or you'd have like a type in, find your local, find your local, good to be like a vending machine. You would tell you, there's one in, you know, they'd be like your Hermes store. Vending machine on the corner. Could it be like, could it be like the, you know, the goo man comes round, you know,
Starting point is 00:22:35 on a little kind of rickshaw cycling round, he's the goo man, and he brings a little bell and you go, the goo man's arrived, and you know, one runs out. Bring out your ramacune. Bring out your ramacune. Bring out your ramacune. Bring out your ramacans. It's the Goomans.
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Starting point is 00:23:32 You're tipped him a well. Who was he? Who was he? I was just, I was just, I mean, he was his job. He was just like, oh okay, I'm so sorry, my family. I thought there was having a meltdown upstairs. I'm just having to nip off for a second, but I will be back momentarily. Hang on a sec, no. Wait, sure, come back on the information and what kind of a house mate you are.
Starting point is 00:23:51 I'll ask her, yeah. It's all that talk of the Gooman. It is, it is start to sign a bit horror, genre. You take a go to sleep or the Goomanans coming round the goomans the goomans The goomans Be one of those trailers that starts quite childish with like a nursery rhyme or something Gradually gets more horrible as it goes on How's your dinner mummy? I'm not very good with horror They're all like that, it's exactly like
Starting point is 00:24:20 Like I think in plinky plinky on the piano and it's like Oh, finish your dessert, darling. And they, oh, it's tasty. And then like, it flickers. And this is scared and toned on the piano. And then like, chocolate sauce is coming out of someone's eyes. And then back to, ding, ding, finish your goo.
Starting point is 00:24:38 No! I'm going to kiss. And like, Mr. Goos got like ramacans for feet, so you can hear him like tip tapping down the stairs. Oh yeah, clipping problems. I make them quite easy to escape from, or like you know he's coming. Yeah, you know he's coming, but that's what makes it scary. It makes him less effective as an ambusher. When you hear the sort of clumsy clattering of the goof man coming down on the stairs.
Starting point is 00:25:01 It's slipping slided around. You know you've got a rope. But you had a and carpeted house. Yeah and that's how they protect themselves from the Guma and they put hundreds and thousands down on the floor. So like in Marbles. I can hear the current. It's just home alone. Yeah, it's just home alone actually. Oh, once again, it's just home alone. Oh, once again, it's just home alone. Clarke, what's your attitude towards Remakins? Because I sense you'd be the kind of guy to have plenty.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Well, I'll tell you Tom, in my upper cupboard, on the top left shelf. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We stopped buying goo desserts, but we still have... I think the goo ramekins have followed us around three different properties there. Can we ask, is it a boycott? Is it a political decision? Is it a moral... Is it a health-free, unliked... Is it a lightest fella that I've loved with it?
Starting point is 00:26:04 Yeah. They're quite a lot of money? You don't like the smell of love with it? Yeah, yeah. They're quite a lot of money for what they are really. How much are they? I've not bought one in a bit. I bought one very around that. No, I bought one recently then, because I bought one two days ago actually, because they were on sale,
Starting point is 00:26:20 and they were $2.50, which is from three-paint 20. Oh, okay. That's good. Two ramikins, let alone that if you put them in the desired side, you'd pay that just for the top. You shouldn't do that. I regret it. It really did beat in the opposite. Spoon the pudding out onto the supermarket floor. I just want the ramikins. It's actually a good place. If I was good, that would be one of my advertising, be like, happy Christmas mom. And it'd be like, oh, thank you, love.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Two ramikins. And then there'd be like a little bit of, just like childhood. Tom, sorry, it's homelined again. So you don't have a loaded. Yeah, sorry. I don't feel like I'm a real man. That's a real man.
Starting point is 00:27:01 I could deserve to disappear. LAUGHTER And then, and then he's in the mirror, he puts goo to say on his face and it really stings. Yeah, yeah, I go. And, um, surely you could, they can agree between them, an optimum number of ramacans, and then not by more, and agree to not throw out that many. But then if they buy more guppardings,
Starting point is 00:27:26 they've got a pre-arranged, oh now we've got 12, we said we'd have 10, chuck those two in there. Oh, 10, 10 ramikins, I mean. 10 is a lot. What, the thing is, what do you put in a fucking ramikin? I will say this, if they stopped calling the ramikins and started calling them jars
Starting point is 00:27:46 Because you don't no one no one holds their dole me O jars Like hey, that's a good point actually no one goes. Oh, you're not gonna just go with that jar Are you it's like yeah, it's a fucking jar? I finished it. Wait that Passata jar. Yeah, it's going in the bin So it's like if you just stop calling the the reason with the reason we fear throwing them out is because they're ramacans. And what we all think is, posh people have these, and now I've got one. Who do I think I am to throw out a ramacan?
Starting point is 00:28:15 You know what I mean? But if it was called a rapper, then you just go, oh, I might need that rapper, or one pot you can't, you'll just get rid of it. Yeah, exactly. So it's like, you know, I don't keep my mom like jars. I think you've cracked it, Paris. So I think just start calling them jars. So we landed on just getting rid of them. I think get rid of them. Well I think it's a happy combo of yours. A great honor. Yeah. Create a go to. No, no, no, no, no. A great honor number.
Starting point is 00:28:43 I'd start calling them jars and it'll make it much easier. You go look, we'll keep four of your jars, your short jars, whatever you want to call them. And that way then, it's the ramikins that we need to get rid of. As with most things, language is the problem. Yeah, I think that clears it up. Beef solved. Beef from the starting at the beef! We solved the beef in Crosby's absence. It was efficient actually.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Let's keep going and then hopefully we'll have wrapped them all up by the time it gets back. Oh no, here he comes. Okay, yes. Thank you, Clarky. Well that's your beef solved as well. So that's the end of the episode. Well done, everyone. That's great. That's been really great. That's great, great work. It's been a really solid big solve.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Yeah. Well, you know what? I'm sad to have missed it, but glad we brought it on time for the first time. Turns out I was the one keeping things from running like clockwork. Where are you? We've solved the beef. We've solved the beef. We just solved it. Great. Do you want to know? Do you want to listen back to the pod? You can listen to the pod. You know what? I can't wait till I listen. There you go. Can't wait till I listen to the pod now.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Really exciting. Don't know spoilers. We have to incentivise each other to listen to our own podcast. Those precious three extra listens we need them. Take us up to a nice round five. We'll have joysless. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Say, I'll probably listen. Be from the zoning I get beat!
Starting point is 00:30:14 Hello Matthew Tom and Ben. Me and my boyfriend like doing virtual film nights. We must have done around seven or eight and every single one of these times I have selected the movie. I feel it would be appropriate to allow my boyfriend to pick the film the next time we do one but there is one stumbling block that we have. His favourite actor of all time is Adam Sandler who I love. So the dispute that needs to settle is, should my boyfriend be allowed to select the film despite the actor-based issue? Regardless, Louis. Guys, that's another top five beef. I can't believe this.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Ramakins and Sandler. We knew this day was going to come. I can't believe they both arrived in the same episode. Yeah, it's a biggie. You know what? I'm sad to have missed so much of it. It's such a good episode. What an episode.
Starting point is 00:31:00 To not be able to do the whole thing. That beef you miss while you were away was actually the Israel Palestine conflict as well, actually. We just picked this up. To be honest, I'm happy I missed that one, quite frankly. I think that might have been a good one for me to bow on. Well, I look forward to you all getting cancelled and... Sander. So, Jos, Sander, where do you stand, Lera Sandler?
Starting point is 00:31:24 I... I can empathise. I don't like Adam Sandler. Where do you standler or Sandler? I can empathize. I don't like Adam Sandler, but then I watched... Have you seen the mayor of its stories? No, I haven't. I can't remember the guy's bow-bow- funny thing about him is it's not that just sometimes he makes a good decision and is in about film, but he's still bad. Like when he's in a good film, he becomes quite good. Yeah. Oh, he becomes, I would say. He's only bad in his bad films, but that's, I'm 99% of them.
Starting point is 00:31:58 I'm a standard apologist, but if you want to go, if you want to go like, this is the quick fix. Yeah. There are a handful of fantastic like dramas that he's done. Mr. Deeds. Of course, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely beautiful. You don't mess with the Zohan, you've got to start with the classics. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Although I did, I cried at the end of the clip. Did you? I cried the whole time. I've always done my life. Yeah. No, I really, I enjoyed, I enjoyed click. But let's not get onto that. There's like punch drunk love, which is a Paul Thomas Anderson movie. You know, like I will try and match with him. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Hang on, sorry to interject here, but isn't, isn't the issue here? You're going to give him control. And if he's an Adam Sandler fan,
Starting point is 00:32:43 you've got a feeling like, is there going to be an issue in this relationship if you go you can choose only one of the like is there an issue there like do you know what I mean no I'm I'm saying he should pick them for himself I'm saying I'm not saying I'm not you know you can you can both appease the boyfriend and enjoy Adam Sandler But if he says okay, you can choose the film But only if you choose one of these good Adam Sandler that then effectively he's not like he's not saying no No, no, I don't I don't think that you're absolutely right. I don't I don't think he's a big Adam Sandler fan He's gonna come in with here happy Gilmore or something. He's waiting straight in with happy Yeah, absolutely terrific, but that isn't going to, you know, you can't go,
Starting point is 00:33:27 oh yeah, okay, your choice, but I'm going to. Well, you know, that's the issue for me, Johnnie. It's a trick you want. If you've chosen seven or eight films, because you're just worried that you're... If you've chosen seven, for instance, for instance, it's going to change. Don't you think, Johnnie?
Starting point is 00:33:42 It's a great film. The only thing to improve, the inclusion of Adam Sahnela. Play one of his, play one of his, his goofy, people would learn the difficulties. Yeah, I feel like you have to relinquish a little bit of control. Isn't part get into a relationship with someone
Starting point is 00:34:01 is learning to tolerate and maybe enjoy the things that they do in order to build a team. You know what I mean? Like, and who knows? Maybe when you're watching with your boyfriend, you may find a new appreciation for Adam Sandler that you didn't previously have. You know, like, I used to find out Gallery's really boring. I went out with a girl who loved going to art galleries and I didn't end up, you know, like I didn't have a new appreciation for what I was like I don't really enjoy going to art galleries and I tried but it didn't happen and I didn't do probably wasn't a white person for me. What point are you making it? What?
Starting point is 00:34:48 So now you're saying you really thought that was going somewhere else. Yeah. I think that did work. It didn't work out. We split up. It was terrible. And I imagine that's probably someone who's uncultured and as much of a Philistine as I am and we're very happy
Starting point is 00:35:06 We never sent foot in an art gallery and it's great I'm just saying You're saying they shouldn't watch any Adam's This comes down sort of sit down what you've blended and if you're still together at the end of it and you enjoyed it then Get married there on the spot. You're at the end of it and you enjoyed it, then get married there on the spot. Kill yourselves. Oh, sorry, sorry. I missed on this, what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:35:26 But I think the key issue here, you know, we get one of these, or two of these, every episode where we go, it's not about Adam Sandler. What we're talking about here is trust, right? Because you've, you've decided already in your mind, Louis, this is what he's going to do. Like, for example, you know, if I was having a movie not with Perry, is it Costnor or Hank, who's your favourite actor? Oh, would you say? I may choose.
Starting point is 00:35:53 It's one of the two, isn't it? I know, it's like, it's Costor Hank, but if we were having a movie not, I wouldn't assume that every time it was going to be big or dances with wolves, I would just go, well, just because he likes that doesn't mean that's all he's going to choose. I think you have to trust him and if you know what here's the thing you can also say you know He can say no to your films you can say no to his films, you know It should be a discussion. You know, it's a fun discussion to have isn't it sitting down with your partner and going What are we gonna watch tonight? Oh, I don't fancy that that seems a bit too heavy. You know, that's that is that is relationships
Starting point is 00:36:23 That's a good relationship The worst thing that can happen is you watch a bad too heavy. You know, that is relationships. That's a bit of a relationship. The worst thing that can happen is you watch a bad film. And then, you know, that's just some time that's gone. That's okay. Nothing wrong with that. Yeah. Also as well. Go on. I was going to say,
Starting point is 00:36:36 it's a virtual movie night. By go on, you meant, I'll have a good one. Will you say go on to yourself? It's a virtual movie. It's a virtual film night. It's a virtual film night, right? So you don't even need to watch it. You can just make the right noises and go, wow.
Starting point is 00:36:50 No, no, you can stick something. You can say, how else? Stick something that you want above the screen and just have something else on. But you really enjoy. You know, pick your favourite comedy film. Just do film faces. And then there you go.
Starting point is 00:37:03 You know, that's it. That's it. That's it. Well, that's extending the lie and enjoying the rest of you. I go back to my point. If you watch blended and it's not as good when you're watching it with your boyfriend, then maybe it's, you know, maybe it's you in the art gallery. All of them are exactly that.
Starting point is 00:37:21 That's right. Shouldn't it just should never never happened in the first place. What I want to know is, how does a virtual film work? Do you just agree to start the movie at the same time? Are you sharing screens? How would you do it? I think you just text at the end and go, that was good. That's what I'm going to say.
Starting point is 00:37:40 That's how I can zoom call like this and then you're watching the film. Yeah, the film's on over there. For example, I've got blended on right now. I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've the end of the film. I have to be the next. It's the blended test. Yeah, so look, I think you can either cheat or I think lean into it, reassess by watching it with someone who loves it. Sometimes that helps. I think that's, I think that's nice.
Starting point is 00:38:23 And also, trust, you know, before you say, I know you're going to pick a bad film. I mean, that's a bad starting point. Before you say that, say, what are you going to pick? Open up that, you know, open up the sofa. That's a part of that. There's no fucking way we're watching that dirty dozen movie with Rob Schneider in. got wicked can't happen whatever that was called Yeah, I think be solved So I got a beef for you top five yeah cross-buey-mullet Mom someone sent it to email, I sent it to you.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Mum eating beef from David. Dear beef brothers, my former housemate, brackets Mum, is always trying to invite herself over to my house for a meal. I don't have a dining table, and she hates to eat off a lap. She lives five minutes down the road. What should I do? Lots of love, David. Is Mum the housemate's name,
Starting point is 00:39:30 or is the housemate their mum? I think let's, should we assume Mum? Should we assume it's their mum? Yeah, yeah. I mean, with this, it feels like, I mean, it's, I think the mom wants Yeah likes to come round for a meal the mom's trying to invite itself around for a meal
Starting point is 00:39:51 But they don't have a table Yeah Is that is what we're looking for here by a table? I mean, Joseph's got a lot of spare wood Error is the table top can help them out with that. That's fine. It's really classy, actually, yeah. Surely, surely the...
Starting point is 00:40:11 Does the mum not know that there's no tape? Like, if the mum's going to have a horrible time eating off her lap, why should she try and go around? Well, I think... Mum here is just reaching out for it. Just being nice, yeah. Yeah. Let's hang out.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Let's hang out, yeah. And also maybe like, come on. Come on, mate. Cook your mum. Yeah, cook your mum's, you know, think back on how many meals your mother must have cooked you. Cook your mum one meal. Cook your mum a meal, buddy.
Starting point is 00:40:40 It feels like, it feels, I mean, is this an open-of-shot closed beef case? Is it just, or what about, I mean, is this an open and shut closed beef case? Is it just, or what about, you know, why does it have to be? There's something quite nice. If she's five minutes down the road, why not say, I'll tell you what, I'll cook at yours. That's true. That's a fun thing, right? You know, make it easy on the both of you, assuming that she, oh, she was not like a hereditary trait of none of your own tables.
Starting point is 00:41:07 Like, assuming that she's got a table, just, just, just take it down the road to hers. Mum living five minutes away. A good thing or a bad thing. It's 10 minutes away from being, I'd prefer 15 is what I'm getting at. I think five's too close. I think 15's.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Five's close. 15 to the boy. Do they say walking time or in a car? Because if it's five minutes walking, I would say that's much too close. That's pretty much being in the same house, isn't it? That's the same house, isn't it? Yeah, especially in the palace you live in. Maybe they're very shy. Maybe they were so, so scared of the idea of moving out.
Starting point is 00:41:48 They thought, well, I'll do it in stages. Yeah, that's for the road. And then when that worked out, but then you'd think if that's the case, and they wouldn't be so horrified by the idea of them coming to visit. But I don't want to come around. Unless the mum said, oh, great news, I found a place on your road. Yeah, five minutes away. We can hang out all the time.
Starting point is 00:42:14 And, you know, this person, what was their name? David. David has gone, well, this is, you know, maybe he's moved out for the first time in his life and has finally got his independence and then You know suddenly is Is stuck sort of feeling like you know a mummy's boy again buffet Tom buffet Stand on the main Should have to eat off her lap Fucking mum buffet She she wants to come rain to the pad. She wants to see the pad. She wants to check her boys doing okay
Starting point is 00:42:50 Stick on a spread. Yeah, she's barbecued back garden get We're into the spring summer season. I'm not ever back garden. Yeah, it's not a table. Yeah Huge garden Maybe maybe maybe it's a tent. It's gonna enormous back Maybe it's a groundsman and he gets his tidy little room But the rest of Hampton court to play with I'm saying buffet or barbecue Let's let's have a meal that need a beating on the lap nor the table But hold on I think a buffet.
Starting point is 00:43:25 Where are you putting the meal? Well, yeah, you need to say something. On the side, he's got surfaces. He just hasn't got any. No, no, no. You don't know what about what it comes to eat in it. He doesn't live in a... He lives in an England.
Starting point is 00:43:36 He lives in a sphere, doesn't he? I was gonna say. He lives in a zoo. He lives in a zoo. He says, we forgot to eat the last bit. PSL in a zoo. Well, in which case, she doesn't have to be five minutes away, just get moving, man. He's got to have a shelf, she could eat off the shelf.
Starting point is 00:43:53 He's got surfaces, right? Yeah, but Bufay is with a buffet. You go up to the buffet with your plate, you pick some items, and then what happens then? You eat the items. You've got a buffet before happens there? Yeah, the items I'm gonna buff a before hold on Buffet is sitting down with it dependent than than any other meal buffets table table centric Yeah, you think a buff in these two tables really yeah I mean, I think you'd have a buffet. I think I see I see Tom's point
Starting point is 00:44:22 I think you have a buffet served on a kitchen sideboard. I mean, that sounds pretty, I mean, you say, served on a kitchen sideboard and eat the stove. A bit of a muscon. Cut down the amount of mum time. She's probably in and out in 17 minutes. Yeah. You're probably a muscon.
Starting point is 00:44:35 Keep it light off you go. You imagine a cold buffet, you're thinking, like, just potato salad, you know, like a few creedities's and that's it. Yeah, I'm also I'm thinking about like the get your ramekins Oh, there you go The ramekins to use Hang your ramekins from the sea Like hanging plants like in changing rooms like hanging plants, but we yeah, little cooked Chipotle chipotle sausages on sticks and stuff Like in changing rooms. Like hanging plants, but we've yeah little cooked
Starting point is 00:45:07 Chippalata sausages on sticks and stuff That's a great idea Dips all the food hanging from the Now I say it out loud. I think it's actually I mean is that is the what a terrible idea for a party I'm hanging buffet if you've got dips hanging from the ceiling The hanging buffet Babylon yeah, I'm into it hundreds of individual meatballs Like an art installation. Oh, it's fucking art installation God, let's get out of there. I'll tell you. Yeah, listen, it was a top-sale relationship. You better be better off out of it
Starting point is 00:45:41 Time you're dating Tracy. I think yeah, I think actually what about this for a party? You hang skewers from the ceiling. Yeah, you hang skewers from the ceiling. And you know, you can if you fancy a little bit nibble of a bit of meat, just go over to one skewer nibble it off. Pants you a bit of hallou meat, you nibble that bit off as well. I think it's certainly a conversation boy, especially just you and your mum at the party. It's certainly quite you too. It look like you're going to kill. Is she trying to kill? If you had a joke, there's a room full of fungules. They can just be like wooden skewers. Come out looking like that hell razor She took the wrong angle on some halloumi Hover piers to nose by the horror themed buffet
Starting point is 00:46:31 Basically what we're saying is that we go to let talk us through the horror film Mike Myers sandwiches Scream on toast Mike Myers It's Scream on Toast. Mike Myers. I'll tell you what. It's not high-leveled. So you've definitely made... You've definitely made progress. Mike Myers sandwiches. Mike, they're on Chris Street.
Starting point is 00:46:57 I don't know. We can work shop for stuff. We can work shop for all that stuff. Yeah, yeah. Well, well... We're like a really unsuccessful hashtag game, I think, we're playing now, isn't it? Replace one word, you know, or remove me with a buff. Like, make it into item.
Starting point is 00:47:13 Please do send them in at Happy Tweety, type into a little, will it never reread, treat them all, you know. The hills have Scotch egg, you know, we'll just, yeah, just, just, just not get so sad, guys, we'll, you know, we just yeah just do not get out guys will you know we're desperate for content and so I feel like we've come close to solving this but not quite what what are we saying if it's not by a table I mean are we saying just
Starting point is 00:47:40 just cook at cook at hers or serve it off the sideboard what's what we going with I think holding table I'm going for a fail barbie We saying just just cook at her's or serve it off the sideboard. What's up? What we going with it? I think holding table. I'm going buffet or Barbie. Yeah, a barbecue's great because you need that standing up outside. Lovely. Have a barbecue. Have a barbecue for two with your mum, David. That's our advice to you. Beef's old. Beef from the Sony, I can beef! Now, Joz, do you have a beef you'd like us to solve? Yeah, I've got something I can I can get you a advice on for sure Right, okay, let's let's hear it. I said before
Starting point is 00:48:14 The place I was in now before I moved in with my girlfriend I lived in a house share with a guy that I didn't get on with I Eventually it sort of became unbearable and I kind of exploded the situation. We rowed a lot and then I ran away and couldn't go back. I had to go back for an important ramicant that I'd left behind. I had to go back and get one of them. And while I was there, it was near to Christmas and I noticed he'd put up, I'd also left behind an old plastic Christmas tree that he used to make fun of because he said plastic Christmas trees were bad and rubbish, but he was now using it as his Christmas tree that he used to make fun of because he said plastic Christmas trees were bad and rubbish but he was now using it as his
Starting point is 00:48:47 Christmas tree and put it up with decorations on it and I didn't feel like I could take it because it would mean dismantling an entire either dismantling an entire Christmas tree quite slowly while he was waiting for me to get out or running away with all his decorations. It's a bold I think it's I think it's still there and I don't know what to do about it. It's a bold move isn't it, Nick and Echrystmas tree. Yeah, I mean it was, it belonged to another friend of mine actually, so I would have got it back to her. Reclimbing it.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Yeah, so it wouldn't quite have been theft, but it would have been petty considering I was the one that stormed out in the first place. And it was his belief so the Christmas tree belonged to the property? I guess yeah maybe he'd forgotten where it came from and just decided it had become kind of communal Christmas tree but he did the whole time that I'd been there he'd always gone that's a terrible Christmas tree. I can't believe you want to put up that Christmas tree and then he went out and bought a real one and just left it in the corner of the kitchen. So quite passive aggressively. Because he believes that there's a superior Christmas tree. He's, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:49 Do you have a reader, a tweet, and you haven't really looked at who it's by. And you think it's by one person, you go, oh, it's a load of rubbish. And then you realize it's actually by a different person. They've just got very similar little avatars. And you go, oh, actually, no, no, that's, that's good. Yeah, that's good. Now,, that's not by that person. I think that's the situation with this Christmas tree. He's got a movie in Clarkies.
Starting point is 00:50:09 He's got a movie in the avatars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got a picture of Clarkies. Are you fond of the tree? I'll be honest, I do feel like I've moved on now. So this is in a way, this is beef that I've mostly kind of already healed from Yeah, but it's it's there it kind of wrinkles every now and again I think there's a Christmas tree out there that shouldn't that shouldn't be there I should have got it out of there and I I failed
Starting point is 00:50:33 Yeah, I let myself down. I Reccuince you don't want to Get the yeah, you don't tickly want to get the tree back but yeah also You know He's done a bad thing. Why don't you use your new superpower? Go round and just fart to the letterbox. Fart so hard to your letterbox that all the pine needles fall off a plastic for you.
Starting point is 00:51:02 It becomes useless too. Yeah, it wilts like the flower in 18. That's what you're having happened. I think it's very rare that our solution is gas that I think in this case. Brought it on himself. Yeah. It holds it. It holds it up. Could you like deliver a Christmas decoration as an anonymous gift that during the night releases destroys the chemical that's destroyed it to you yeah it's not like no not like not as far as awesome but it just gently melts the plastic leaves off the trees or something. Why do you put your arson against his letterbox. Farsen, tree, the letterbox. Farsen. And I, yeah, this is what I would do is by the person whose tree it was, a nicer tree.
Starting point is 00:51:57 Yeah, that's a nice idea. And get yourself a good tree. And then just move on. That person is saddled with that less good tree and it's also therefore clinging on to also a much less fun time and you are both better off without that tree. And then that will free you up mentally to kind of invent this Christmas decoration that releases you just get eventually. But in his new stack, you'll be free to just create.
Starting point is 00:52:33 You'll be more creative, I think, once you're less savvy. Yeah, I think so. You've got to let go of that stuff. Yeah, I think, well, there's two solutions there. Obviously, if you discount parries, also melt history in the burnings, that sounds down here. You've got two very, you know, either attack him
Starting point is 00:52:50 or attack the situation with kindness and love. Yeah. So it's really up to you, Jos, to decide what kind of a person you are. Are you a farting through the letterbox guy or are you a posting through the letterbox a nice new tree? Oh, I think there's no reason.
Starting point is 00:53:04 You're supposed to do the letterbox, you'll fuck the tree. It's there's no need to do a letterbox. You'll fuck the trip. It's about to be a bit of a pain. It's not going to be me to the house without going, bed. You know what, I think this year I'm going to go letterbox. Not to disturb anyone else in the house. Why has he posted a log through our letterbox? I left a big pile of pine needles on the front.
Starting point is 00:53:21 On the front. Oh, it's a special log. Why don't you buy him a DVD of the film blended? Oh yeah. What's it with him? And then see how you feel. Yeah, that'd be nice. I think I'll do both. I think I'll, I'll get a new tree and then I'll go and fart through the letterbox as well.
Starting point is 00:53:42 I think there's no reason why I can't just sort of embrace the whole range of options. And I can't believe I'm talked about this, but you could Eugene Tooms it. And you self-threw the letterbox. Who's Eugene Tooms? Oh mate. It's an ex-files character. He's a bit too up to the top.
Starting point is 00:54:01 Oh he's the stretchy one. He's the stretchy one. I tell you what, he'd be good if we were casting Gooman. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, he'd be great. And at the end of the day he could fit into one ramic. Pop himself in the recent. The reason he can fit through such small spaces is because he's 80% ganache and 20% per nash am I right? Be yourself. Be from the zoning at your beach!
Starting point is 00:54:37 Josh thank you so much for coming on the podcast so much for having me it's been loved what what a total pleasure it's been to have you on. So tell us where people can see your stuff, hear your stuff. Where did you already go for it? Is it on at the moment? It's out in October I think, it's in the autumn. It's like a two-part sitcom thing that's coming out about me going into people's dreams. That's called the Dream Factory and that's out in October. And then on Radio 4 and in August I'm doing a show up in Edinburgh which hopefully then will be going to other places people can watch it. But if they follow Jos Nores online or
Starting point is 00:55:13 Jos Nores.co.uk then they can find out everything about that and any other things I might be doing. Amazing. Well worth a follow. You do some very funny stuff on Twitter. Oh thanks, that's very kind. Well Jos, Jos, thank you for taking it out. No, I dropped my pen. I thought you took a pen. I'm really in it. It would have been too much. It was a good surprise.
Starting point is 00:55:34 It was a good surprise. Maybe you're taking a bow at the spot, but enjoy it, nevertheless. Jos, thanks so much for coming on the show. Thank you. See you very soon. See you soon. See you, Jos, thank you so much. Bye on the show. Thank you. See you very soon. See you soon.
Starting point is 00:55:45 See you, John. Thanks so much. Bye, buddy. Bye. See you from the starting at your big. Well, there we go. Happy days. Happy days.
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Starting point is 00:56:23 think you've got a beef, that, I mean, are you going to beat the Ramekin beef? Oh, it's pure. I know I was only there for half of it. But you left to get rid of your Ramekins, didn't you? Yeah, because you're here. That's why I put myself on mute on the Zoom. It was like a clinking of glass, yeah. It was a lot.
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