Pappy's Flatshare - Beef Brothers Cold Cuts w/ Maisie Adam S10E42

Episode Date: October 19, 2020

The Beef Brothers are here to sort out your beef with special guest Maisie AdamMaisie Adam - https://twitter.com/maisieadamPappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetIf you have a flatshare based beef you'd like us to solve then send it to [e-mail] us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareProduced by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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For alcohol, you must be legal drinking age. Please enjoy respons essentials. Order Uber Eats now. For alcohol, you must be legal drinking age. Please enjoy responsibly. Product availability varies by region. See out for details. Greetings, listen and dear and welcome to Pappy's Flat Share, I'm Tom. I'm Ben. And I am Matthew. And this is a beef brothers cold cuts. How do you like your beef? Well, we're giving it you cold. We're giving it you're cold today. But we have a fantastic guest. Maze Adam is our guest.

But before we get to that, Anna has got in touch. By the way, Tom. Anna has got in touch via our Patreon. Join the Patreon Fates. It's always a lot of fun. Oh, it is. It's good. She a lot of fun there. Oh, it is. It's good.

Absolutely. She says, Tom, the West Country Pirate stereotype comes from Blackbeard, a pirate from Bristol famous for putting fireworks in his beard. Yes. Just wanted to let you know Anna from Bristol. Does that mean I was right? I can't quite remember, but it feels like that means I was right. It means that there was definitely one pirate that a lot of pirates are based on.

Yes! And then there were also loads of other pirates. Yes! That's right! So congratulations Tom. Congratulations Tom, you're ever moving argument as come around to being right. I'm not supposed to stick a panor-telling you. I'm off to pop a firework in my beard, baby! Well before you do that as well,

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Well, if you've got a problem, I'm calling a problem. If you've got a problem, call me a bee. If you've got a bee, maybe we can help you be from the sorting I can be. Hey, Maisie, how you doing? I'm good, thank you, mate. How are you? Really good, thanks very much. Thanks for coming on the show. No, I'm excited to be here. It's good to see your faces. It's nice to see faces that you don't live with, to be honest.

Yeah. It's just nice, isn't it? Yeah. It's basically the only reason we're still doing this podcast. So, who do you live with, Daisy? Right, so I live with my boyfriend and my brother. Wow, that's a double header. Two different people, feel like I need to clarify that. Yeah, good to know.

Two different people. Yeah, it's been interesting. It's been interesting. It's not a dynamic I'd choose, but it's been a wild ride. I think that's a strange living dynamic anyway, but to then do it in a forced lockdown where you have no choice but to spend every minute of every waking hour of every day with them. Because I'm just trying to work it out. In my head, there's a danger of them getting on too well. This is the thing, there's no winner situation here.

They even get on too well and then it's like, well, and that's how, so I feel like that was like the first stage is that it was very it was like living with Chandler and Joey from Friends the dream yeah it was sort of like you'd walk in and they'd both be sat there with a beer like baking and a duck yeah and a duck floating on a white horse

and then I'm floating on a white horse. And then, like lockdown started to go on for longer than I think anybody anticipated. And slowly, I think, again, using the Friends analogy, I think my boyfriend was exposed to the sort of like moniker and Ross relationship me and what do they have. So the competitive siblings stuff started to set in and the petty digs that we do can like set in that they started to happen. And there's also like such a thing isn't there of like, I don't know if you guys have siblings but like you, if you, if you, if you have an argument with your sibling, it's, you have it and then it's sorted. You don't need to do the whole like sitting down and being like, sorry about what I said earlier. It's just like, you're my sibling, we do that.

We have, yes, yes. We have, it's unspoken because of family. And you're in family, yes. And you're, yeah, there's no need to go out of your way to resolve anything. It's just sort of naturally assumed that in the next four hours, that will be resolved. And so my boyfriend has had to put up with me and my brother having these big arguments

and then the next day my boyfriend, Mike, will be like, is it all right between you two? And I'm like, what are you talking about? Oh, you're talking about yesterday? Oh, yeah, it's absolutely fine. We've gone for a beer since then. Yeah, yeah. It's like fine. We've gone for a bit since then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that, I think, for everybody. Like, from my brother, Danny, I think, from his perspective,

if he was on this podcast, he'd like, I live with my girlfriend and her boyfriend, it's horrific. I'm living with a couple. Also, my boyfriend and brother are very opposite people. So, as lads go, there is opposite as they come. Alright, we get it. They're not the same person you've got. Yes!

They have to lay with the points. Okay, okay. They're so opposite, even down to their kissing technique. They're really, really different. Do you think you behave? I mean, obviously we all do behave differently with our partners and with our families, but I think when I first took my wife's back

to visit my family, she saw me kind of regressed to being about 14. Oh, good, yeah. You just behave like you behave like, you know, the age you were when you were growing up. It's really hard, it's really hard not to. Yeah. And like, I'm a lot pettier, I'm a lot sulkyer

with my family, I'm just like, I'm basically like a moody teenager with my family a lot of the time. I will say things that I know will annoy people. I'll do it just to annoy them. And which is not the thing I, I'm believely, it's not the thing I do in real life, despite the evidence. I don't try to annoy people, which is not a thing I, unbelievably, it's not a thing I do in real life, despite

the evidence. I don't not try to annoy people, I just do. But with my family I sort of need a way of, you know, the right things to do, push buttons. I don't want to do it, but it's just, you become a different person. So are you kind of walking around in a kind of jekyll and high situation, sort of, yeah, you know, a lovely partner and an awful sister? Yeah, yeah, it's constantly, and I don't know when it's gonna switch either. It's just like It's just like you know those awful like old movies where they suddenly like become a Werewolf but it's like I know what if I can feel it been I know I will I will have spent the whole day with my boyfriend Being a really nice lovely girlfriend

And then my brother will come in and say one thing and I can feel myself going back to nine-year-old petty sister Maze it. It's like stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself Go straight straight to that straight to that you drop behind a table. You come up. You've got hairy hands. Yeah Well, you know what I think actually this situation it, it's not exactly the same, but Tom, do you wanna read your beef out first of all from Fidda? Okay. I feel like, I feel like,

it's like, it's amazing, you might be a well place to help try and solve this scenario. Okay, okay. Okay, Vida writes via beefbrotherspodcast.gmail.com, get in touch. Yeah, get in touch actually. Vida must get, I was, I was, Vida must get people saying,

are you living La Vida, Loka? A lot. Oh, yeah. 24, seven. And every person that makes that joke will think, oh God, that is comedy gold. Yeah, that's it. And now I've, I've effectively done that.

Viva La Vida, by Coldplay. She must have that as well. Yeah. What we're getting is it's a great name though I by Colplay? She must have had that as well. What we get is, it's a great name though. It's a huge name. It's a great name. It's made of conjure with. Vida.

Oh my God, it's right there, isn't it? You want to be Vida straight away? Yeah. Dear Pappies, and amazing. I have a beef that is currently becoming an increasing source of stress and contention in my flat. Up until very recently I lived with three flatmates, my very good friends Betty and Sarah and Betty's boyfriend Leo. This was lovely until a month ago when Betty and Leo split up.

Oh commiserations. This was very sad but ultimately probably the right call. We live in New Zealand, the dream. And I imagine being called Vida and living in New Zealand. What a life! You've got it locked out in life. You've won life lottery. New Zealand. Beautiful place to live. Wonderful, wonderful country. Vida, possibly my favourite name I've ever heard. Wonderful, wonderful country, Vida, possibly my favourite name ever heard. Imagine, imagine the start of a film and it's like, I'm Vida and I live in New Zealand. You're like, here we go. No, no, no, terrible film, there's no jeopardy. Yeah, I see a film about it.

You're almost, you're filming something. You turn it off and you go, this is too good to be true. No way. Exactly, yeah. I'm out. I'm out of trouble. out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

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I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I of film. So, look, he doesn't, he doesn't abide, so let's, it's not all sunshine. Sorry, of course it is. It's not all sunshine. We live in New Zealand and our early and strict lockdown coupled with the fact that Betty and Leo are both working in the health sector was a tough situation and probably led to this or at least helped. I had presumed that Leo would move out, we all did. Oh no. And Betty would stay, but this hasn't happened. Instead, Betty has been sleeping in mine and Sarah's rooms

doing alternate nights, and Leo has stayed in their old shared room. What's up? Yes! Leo, come on Leo, please. This arrangement seems sort of acceptable in the first week of the breakup, given the messiness and everything, and Leo's job preventing him from doing a proper flat search, but now it is becoming difficult. So this is, sorry, is it Betty who's broken up or is it Sarah, sorry, which is Betty?

Who? Betty. So Betty is effectively couch surfing in her own house. Oh That's no no no no that can't happen. But similarly it is all played devil's advocate. It is also Leo's house But who so I would argue is that if you got to the end of it? No, no Let's let's let's pick a part of it now because I want to take this a part I would say a big part of this is who ended it because if Betty has ended it with Leo,

Leo can go, all right, that sucks, but I'll leave. Whereas if she's ended it with Leo and he's staying, like no, you've been dumped mate on your bike off you go. Whereas if it's Leo that's dumped her, I mean, yeah, it's... You think Leo still holds a candle? Is that what you're saying?

You think if I can at least stay in the same house as her, does it chance I could win her back? Well, let's find out. I mean, if that is his thinking, that tells you everything that you need to know. I mean, you've got to go Leo, you're a weirdo. If she weren't keen on you before, the fact that she's attempted to dump you and a he's making you so for serving your own house, that's probably the nail in the coffin.

It's bad. The other thing I would say is you can also go back to the start of the, of the flat share arrangement and go, well, if this is Vida's mates, if Vida started the flat share and said, look, Betty and Sarah, come and live with me. And Betty goes, do you mind if I bring my boyfriend as well? No, no, of course, bring him in the more the merrier. Yeah.

It's, you know, it wasn't Leo, Leo and Vida aren't mate. Strange thinking from Leo's side as well. I don't know about you guys, but if I broke up with my boyfriend, the last thing I would want to do is stay around his mates. Yeah, I understand. Yeah, I understand. Lootly.

I mean, yeah, it's very telling the way Vida described it as my very good friend's Betty and Sarah, Betty's boyfriend Leo. I don't think Leo's rent the room here. It's not my very good friend's bedroom. Because the room isn't actually his room to read. He's reading someone else's room. Well look she carries on far from this being an amicable breakup. Betty won't be in the same room as Leo. Won't cook if he's in the kitchen. Won't watch TV with us if he might come in.

And generally won't talk to him at all. Leo on the other hand is acting like it's all fine. Oh Leo, have a word with yourself. Yeah. Have a word with yourself, Leo, in another flat. A week ago, Sarah and I, after Betty refused to, suggested that Leo needed to move out, but surprisingly, Leo argued against this, saying that Betty was the one that had initiated the breakup and that she should be the one to move out. Now, we did not expect this.

No, no. You think this? Betty is our friend and Leo is just the boyfriend. We do not want to live with him capital letters. Leo moved into the flat only after we did and is very much the extra flatmate but it's a difficult thing to say to someone who has been freshly dumped and clearly not coping very well. Leo's refusal to leave was so surprising that we are quite at a loss as to what to do. Please, beef brothers help us. Obviously Leo has to be the one to leave, but how do we

make this clear? Also, Betty is very tall and gangly and kicks us in bed. So we would very much like this arrangement to come to an end. Cheers everyone, Bar. I love that. I love that. I thought it was just gonna end at, that obviously you need to leave. And then it was PS,

Betty is very log and langly. And I thought that was just an, I did detail for us just to, yeah. I didn't think there was any consequence of that. Just so you know, she's very tall and gangly while she's picturing her she's very tall yes this by the way when I said this is perfect for you to solve Maisie it wasn't because of the tall and gang no yeah okay I know you're very tall person

how's a long-limbed lady what was she doing? you're right in your wheelhouse I think I think youhouse. I think you need to sort of like a member's club system where you need to vote. Everyone needs to vote for whether or not he should stay. And then it then becomes democratic. You put in a white ball or a black ball, a private vote, they pull it out, you're gonna get three white balls, one black ball, we'll know the black ball is,

but sorry, three black balls, one white ball, we'll know the black ball is, but you know, sorry, three black balls, one white ball, we'll know the white ball is, it'll be Leo, is that Leo goes? Isn't that, isn't that, like, the whole thing about black balling someone? Yeah. Isn't there a slightly more soft, like, black balling feels, can we funny it up a bit? I feel, can we, well I think, do something silly to get rid of him. I think long and gangly and kicks people in bed. So in the night Sneaker back into bed with him, she'll kick him all the way out of the flat. I worry that Sneaker back into bed with him is a bad thought. Even if the end of the plan sounds okay, kick him out the flat. Yeah, I'd be right. Sneak

your friend back into bed with her ex-boyfriend. Well, these classic advice of sneak back into bed with your ex. I used to work yet again. Ah, you know. Poor thing. Poor thing. Waking up, going, I didn't know I'd done it either. And then I'm all going down to the flatmates, the flatmates, going, we were just thinking of you guys.

We just were going to be best. It was either that or glue on his furniture to the ceiling like out the twits. We went with the EZM method, right? I blew bald Leo, okay? Wow, I can blew bald. Right, so Leo's clearly obviously Leo's the issue and I think the thing we have to remember is that bit where it's like Leo has to be the one to leave. He knows it, but he's clearly in a terrible place, isn't he? He's clearly not.

Because if he was coping better here than left by now. Yes. Right? I mean, yeah. I think we were all hoping that this was going to be an issue where it was maybe an amicable break up, or it was a mutual agreement of ending, but it's absolutely, again not to use this problem, black and white clear, on who ended it, who's flat it is, who should be out, so the whole problem is just Leo's refusal to accept it.

Yeah, and that's the thing, it's like what you don't want to do because already clearly as Tom said he's being kind of He's being stubborn or he's kind of ignoring it or see he don't want to Yeah, further in Trent Jim in his position. Uh-huh. You want to kind of find a way to kind of encourage him So it's almost like that's a good idea Leo. Yes, you should leave. I've got a really good idea. I've got a really good idea. Here we go. Play this podcast. No, right, play this in the front room now.

And we'll do the job for you now. I'll be playing this now. And we're here to say, Leo, mate, you gotta go. Yeah, yeah. I listen to this. No betty's left the room, because she always does whenever you're in the room. But Leo, if you're listening to this, no bet he's left the room, because she always does whenever you're in the room. But Leo, if you're listening to this,

I'm so sorry mate, I know it's tough to be heartbroken, but unfortunately, you're never gonna get over this hurt that you're feeling unless you get out of the situation. The only way to mend a broken heart is to go somewhere else and not be seeing, you know, seeing the walls that remind you of the relationship that didn't work out as you want. And you know what, your next relationship

is gonna be even stronger because of this, but you need to make steps in the right direction and the right direction without the fucking door mate. And listen Leo, you're called Leo and you live in New Zealand. What a life, wait for you out of that front door. Does plenty more long-limbed ladies in New Zealand? Probably even longer limbs. Find your longer limb lover and have a good time You know what I mean Leo and his longer limb lover

Look, I'm not sure we don't know what island you're on but if you're on the North Island head to the South Island if you're on the South Island head to the North Island Yes, there's a whole new life for you in there. The thing that New Zealand has bucket loads of is space. All they've got is space, you know, it's small population, big land mass. Get, there's plenty of other places to go, all right? I could understand if you were living in dirty, disgusting, stinking London, and you know, you were trapped in a flat

and there were 14 other families living in there with you, you know you were trapped in a flat and there were 14 other families living in there with you you know I could understand that situation. You've got you've got God's own country there to explore Leo get out there enjoy it so while don't you know go and meet him. Responsibly. Responsibly of course yeah. Go to the you can go to the set of Hobbiton, you know, the Lord of the Rings place, and be with a very short, short, limbed person. Get some variety. Yeah. Absolutely.

You've spent your whole relationship with somebody who's very, very long, head over to the set of one of the most successful film franchises on your doorstep, and have it off with a Hobbit. There you go. Much like Matthew's wife did all those years ago. it off with a hobbit. There you go, much like Matthew's wife did all those years ago. Embrace the joy of being with someone short. Absolutely. We're very grateful. Now, so now hopefully Leo's listened to that. We would hope. we would help. Also, how has it got to the point that Leo gets to keep the bedroom rather than Betty? Like, surely you've got to keep the bedroom and well, yeah, I'm not saying that Leo can come and spoon the mates.

Maybe more complex. Maybe you've got to picture one of my ideas there. Yeah. I think Leo should at the very least have gone on the sofa. Be on the sofa. And then soon you want to leave. I think the fact is, when he stays, he's like, wow, I've got this whole bedroom to miss out. That's what needs to change. We need to say to Betty as well.

I know it's tough talking to this guy, but maybe you need to put your foot down as well and say, listen, Leo, we have loved, but unfortunately this is over. I'm going to, I'm going to move on. I'm going to, I'm also going to go and, I've seen some very attractive short men on the internet. We have loved is a very poetic way to break up with someone cross me. We have loved. We have loved. I mean, the thing, the one thing I don't like about breakups is you don't want the break up to sour the rest of the relationship. I look, I can look back on previous relationships very fondly and go, you know, I have loved and was loved, but it didn't work out. Yeah.

Yeah. I think that's the tricky thing about break up is you're sort of trying to, you may not even want to stay in the relationship, you just don't want to have this terrible feeling of something ending. We're not trained as human beings to lean into an ending. We hate the end of things. But you've got to, you've got to face an ending,

you've got to lean into an ending, face on, and just accept that it's over. Yeah. It's just something we never taught how to do. It's why it hurts so much to end a relationship. I think you're right as well. I think Betty's got to take some of the responsibility here of having that conversation rather than like Vida or the other flatmate.

It's her relationship and a breakup is exactly that. She needs to say, I think just you know just you need to say I've I need time for my heart to heal and a room to do that in and I don't think it's too much to ask for my own room to have. Absolutely. A bit of a heartbreak mendication in. It's very tricky to masturbate when you've got your best friend lying next to you half asleep. Really is? Yeah. Yeah. And it's even harder to do it when you've been put in bed by your mates with your ex. Well, Vida, thank you for getting in touch.

And I hopefully, I think that if the recording works, do get back in touch and tell us how the recording works but I believe that's beef's old. Beef's closed. Beef's out. Beef from the starting I can be soft. It's far and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats. Well, almost, almost anything. So no, you can't get a maple tree on Uber Eats, but maple syrup, maple lattes and maple bourbon. Yes, we deliver those.

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Check out new episodes of curious Canadian history every other Tuesday wherever you get your podcasts. HeyCast helps creators launch, grow and monetize their podcasts everywhere. This is from Alan. I am struggling with the whole work from home thing. My partner's job is secure but very on-off, meaning that she is not that busy at the moment. My job is very tiring and pretty constant. The issue is that I need a bit of time alone after the work day. She, as a lovely person, wants a chat after I finish for the day, but I need some alone time. How

do I solve this very prickliest of problems? It's an interesting one, isn't it? Yeah. Because what a lot of us have lost in the working from home thing is the commute. Yeah. Yeah. And you know obviously we, when it was happening, we used to complain about the commute, but it was a bit of a buffer zone between work and home life, home life and work. And you need that little bit of time just to let your brain decompress. And sometimes, you know, sometimes literally shutting your laptop and then going to have dinner at the same table you've just worked at doesn't feel like there's any space between. Can I recommend the B&Q car park?

Because since lockdown has started, I have... I think it's a trick I learnt from my dad, who was always running errands. And you know, he would always be like, I'm just going to go out and buy and he would say like drill bits or screws or wall plugs. And then we wouldn't see him for an hour and a half and it was always like I'd dad's out running errands or he's collecting stuff and I always used to think we always used to joke about it

but since lockdown I've I've failed myself doing that and more over my local being cute has got a burger van in it oh so I'm a fatal fatal I've failed myself going like, oh, I think we need some more, maybe a piece of wood there or something. Amazing, what you've got to know about Tom is, he is one of the best interior decorators. He's like handy Andy.

Honestly, he will look at a wall and say, what you want to do is nail a two by four onto that. We need a piece of wood on there. It looks, it looks absolutely gorgeous. We need a piece of wood up on that wall. If you consider the piece of wood, and then you pop off, and then you can just sit in Binky Car Park for a bit, collect your own thoughts.

Yeah. I have a wander around being cute if you want to, but you don't have to. Where do you wrap this? How do you have 14 burgers? You've got your foot long hot dog. You buy a foot long piece of wood. You've got your foot long hot dog. You've got your foot long piece of wood. Oh no, it eats unfortunately now done with the hot dog to the wall.

Imagine, Tom's probably just like, he's gone out to go and get some more nails for that walk, just comes back smelling greasy onions. You're having an affair with the dirtiest woman. You're having an affair with the dirtiest woman. And so, like, I just think, you know, an errand, an errand is a healthy thing to have. Yeah. And what a sense of achievement as well, because obviously we've just moved into a new place. So, my life is nothing but errands.

Any free time, there's always something I could be doing. Also as well, I have still have not changed my address on Amazon, so I keep accidentally setting stuff to the old flat. So I'm constantly having to drive around doing it this afternoon, having to drive around to the old flat. And actually, that's quite a nice thing to do. You finish, you finish your dinner, it's about half eight, nine o'clock and you go, oh, just drive around to the old flat, go and pick up some stuff, or just go and drop some clothes off at the clothes bank. And is there a book? Is there a burger van on roots? There's not a burger van on roots, but I what I do is I've set up a On the passenger seat. I've said a microwave and I bring a few rustlers with me

So I just plug them in I put I've Attached the microwave into the old the fag lighter put that in there, do some rustlers burgers, and just sit outside my old flat eating a rustler. In fact, now I think I'm having a breakdown. I hear it out loud. I think I'm currently depressed. Rappamintin foil, stick them under the bonnet. Absolutely.

All of these things being done because it's good for your mental health. It's just good for my head to do it, you know. It's so much better than having a conversation with your partner. So much better than having a conversation with your partner. It's true though. It is true. And I feel like lockdown has kind of, it's made it feel, it can make it feel like a bit of a failure to want to go on a walk on your own or something, or want a bit of time to yourself because you're thinking, I'm leaving behind something that should be amazing, but that's because outside of this weird pandemic era,

you have to go to work, so it's not really a choice that you do it, so you have to go to work, or you have to do this commute, so there's a reason that you're leaving the house. Whereas now you're having to go, I want to leave the house because I want to just get away for a bit. And that's not a bad thing for anybody to want to do, but it feels, but it feels, it feels almost like an affair, like a naughty thing. I've been like, I don't want to hang out with you at this moment. Yeah. But that's because all of your other vices have gone, which were normally masked by having to do it, because that's your workplace or it's a task you've got to do. So I think just like...

What vices were you doing at work? Well, no, I was in like an errand. I've never done any vices for the record. Thank you. But it's a tough one in it, like I feel. That's size like such a job interview lie. Yeah. I've never done a vise. Can I just do things off by saying I've never done any vices? Anyway, carry on. What's my weakness? I've never done a voice. I tell you what, I've got a lovely voice at being cute. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that.

I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that.

I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. Yeah, that's bad. Why have you got the microwave under your arm? You're right though, it feels almost nicer for you and for the person that you are,

let's put it bluntly, needing to avoid for a bit, or get away from. It feels like it makes it easier to say and to hear if it's actually that you've got a reason to do it other than just getting away. Here's another thing as well, is that I feel like a big problem with it with it is, when you're with the same person all the time, you have less to talk about. Oh you run out of things to talk. But also you've got no anecdotes because you've been in the same room all day. 100%.

So you've got to say that could be the task of like, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go get an anecdote. Literally, I saw a tweet the other day that was, it was so good, it was like sex is great, but have you ever told an anecdote to a long-term partner and they've not heard it before? And I honestly, I thought of the idea of telling Mike something and him being like, I've

not heard this before and it genuinely, like I was like, oh, that would be amazing. That would be incredible. I pull my wife because I always come home and say, oh my god, I've got something to tell you and she says, is it about the Berger van again? And I'm like, yes. Did something happen at the Berger van? Yeah, yeah, it was at the Berger van. They've got the master, Jane, you better understand this. So this guy forgot to order onions, right?

Oh, you're not going to believe this. And this is a thing you'd normally come home from work and you've got stories to say about what happened that day. We have all been at home or around each other since like March April, we've got nothing left to say. That's it. So it can start to feel like when you're sat in silence with the other person, you're like,

has the spark gone? Has everyone out of things, you know, is it going like downwards or whatever? And you're like, no, no, just nothing's happened. Nothing's happened for you to talk about. Alan, what about this though? What about a trip to your local supermarket? Yeah. If you've got a walkable or even driveable local supermarket,

because they open late, you finish your job, you drive to the supermarket, and you come back with a treat for both of you. Then you get some time for yourself, right? Get a lovely bit of time for yourself, the travelling, the picking out the treat, then you come back and go, look at this. I've got some lovely chocolate, or I've got the wine,

or I've got some hot dogpaps. I've got some lovely chocolate or I've got the wine. I've got some hot dogpaps. I've got a jar of hot dogs. I've got the phone number and the bloke runs the van. Whatever it's going to be. Got greasy fields phone number. Whatever it's going to be, that then you can then share with that person. So it feels like you're doing something directly for them.

You know, I've got some Ben and Jerry's. We're going to enjoy some of that Netflix and tunes. Ben and Jerry's. Then it doesn't feel like you're doing something directly for them. You know, you've got some Ben and Jerry's. We're going to enjoy some of that Netflix and tunes. Ben and Jerry's, then it doesn't feel like you're going, I need to be away from you. What you're doing is, I need to do something for us. Just playing Devil's Advocate here, though. From Alan's wife's perspective, Alan suddenly goes from like sticking around

and like kind of maybe she's managed to pick up that Alan's getting a little bit irritated or something and then suddenly he's going out for like an hour a day. She doesn't know where he's going and then he's coming back with a treat for her. That to me, Rick of having an affair with the burger van lady. So... Greasy fill this? Yeah So, greasy fillet. Yeah, greasy fillet. Um, so maybe he needs to just be like a bit more upfront and be like, do you know what? I really miss about where it's not the colleagues, it's not the office banter, it is the commute and I think it would be really nice

if I could just, I think it would be really nice if I could just, I think it would be really nice if I could just do a little bit of a commute every day. If I could get a train, three stops there and three stops back, not the full journey. Yeah, I know. So you just get on a tram and go in a circle and come back to where I live. I mean, we're drinking, isn't it?

It is, okay. Yeah, I mean, like the other, the acceptable face of errands would be exercise where you'd go, I'm going for a walk or I'm going for a run. Yeah Like that's like that's like the slightly easier option is you go I'm not gonna buy any wood. I'm not gonna eat a burger. I'm gonna go for a walk or go for a run and like a walk Or can you know where is your local B and Q within walking distance? Yeah, yeah?

Yeah, does it have to be a B and Q? within walking distance. Yeah, yeah. Does it have to be a B and Q? I hope, listen, I'm just... Does it only work with B and Qs? I'm being sponsored by B and Q, mate. I'm on this deal, I can't. Well, Alan's gonna turn up at home,

but I guess it's not the same. It's not the same, it's just not the same. I wonder if there's even an option for him just having, you know what I'm like? We were saying that the commute provides this sort of decompression zone of two. If he could just give himself a decompression room, and maybe it involves a white life going,

listen love, after, he didn't say what he did Alan, but let's say we now have to do a conference call at the end of every day. And he just goes into a room, says he's on the conference call, and in actual fact, he's just watching Emily in Paris or something, you know. Until he's just watching Emily and Paris or something. He's chatting to Emily, he's filling in his own dialogue. He starts this kind of weird mental affair with Emily and Paris.

Yeah, actually, say this out loud. I flagged up Matthew's idea and was like, um, his wife might think he's having an affair and I've just suggested he goes into a room and talks to an imaginary Emily. Every day. Just having a fair Alan, it's a little bit different. Just having a fair, it's easy, it's easy. I think maybe the exercise is the thing and again, the tricky thing with the walk is if you sound going for a walk, there's every chance they go, oh brilliant, you can tell

me about your day while we go for a walk. There's every chance they go, oh, brilliant. You can tell me about your day while we go for a walk together. What you want to do, Alan, is get, is start running and start running either very fast or very slow. Whatever speed your partner's running, you want to be a completely different incompatible speed to them. Yeah. Oh, god yeah. Make that your time. I think, you know what? I think that's not a bad idea actually. I think the exercise or the errands, that's beef solved. I alternate it, alternate it, but do it either. Sorry, it doesn't seem like an affair.

Between exercise and errands. Don't go out flowers every single time you leave the house. Just remember that. And what ever you do, don't go on a run and return with flowers because that that is That's change and don't say you're going out on an errand and come back sweaty Don't go ahead for a run and come back clutching a burger Because she gave me free onions

Beef burger closed Beefburger closed. Beef from the starting at your beef solved. This is from Ben in Madrid. Oh! Oh, a hollabet. All the way out in Madrid. Colour and. He ain't no hollaback boy.

So, he says, hello Matthew Tom, Ben, producer caution and Maisie. This isn't actually a B for such, but I'm curious to see if this is the thing to get head up about or if it's just me. Oh okay really bugs me. The problem is double. Nooo! The problem is double. Number one, it's just so wrong and easy to solve. Number two, you sound like such a wanker saying it's the wrong aspect ratio. I agree with that. Yeah. Is it better to say, this should be four three. No.

Doesn't sound any better. No. No. If I ask her if it bothers her that all the people have squashed and stretched, she says no, from which I gather, that it doesn't bother her. Amazing powers of disuction there. Yeah.

From our friend. So is it with her. Here. Yeah, from our friend. Wow. So is a tune with it. Here we go. Here we go. This is the tricky part of the email. Here's a thing. Somebody told me, to quote the killers, here's a thing.

Somebody told me that women don't care about this and men do. But I think that's a bit slash a lot. Binary. Surely that can't apply. I can tell you now, quick survey. I don't care about it, Clarky. Yeah, I care. You care about it, Perry?

No. Maisie? No. No. A caution if you're there, do you care about this? That says it all. And... Slash was voted with a face.

So, that just means that... Oh, wait, caution, wait, caution, wait, a little've got a girl who cares a little, a girl who cares not at all, a boy who cares a lot, and two boys who care not at all. So I would say that argument is not it Ben, you were right to think that can't. Yeah, yeah, it's not down to gender, it's down to whether or not you're a total nerd and need to get a grip. What? I am really enjoying the idea of a bunch of lads sat around the table and a pub being like,

that's the thing though, they just don't get it, do they? They don't get the aspect ratio. Ha, ha, ha. So what you like, I'm not saying nothing, I'm not saying nothing bad, they just, they're not the same as us, they just don't care if they're a little bit stretched or a little bit squashed. Meanwhile, all those wives are in a, in a pedicure salon, getting them all done, getting all their feet done and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, their feet done and varnish and everything all going.

I just didn't see what the problem is, I was really down to the standstill. Anyway he said it was all squished and I was like what do you mean? I was like, what do you mean? He's not even a victim. I said Barry can't down while you're getting so I hate about him. I think he's having an affair. He went out for a runny other day, came back with a burger. Ben finishes.

Oh, by the way, actually the only thing our survey has proved is that people called Ben who can be care about it. Yeah. Deem else for me guys, come on. Ben says, any way. Yeah, it's very much rude. That's right, I'm just trying to be sure this is Ben in my flats. No. Anyway, I solve it by changing it. I'm trying to misread this as Ben in my flats. No!

Anyway, I solve it by changing it. She doesn't care if I do that, so I don't need my specific domestic beef solve. But the fact is, all over the world, people don't care about aspect ratio, and that's why I want you to solve. Thanks Ben. I have got a full measure of Ben now. He's gone. Actually, he turns out she's not bothered about it if I turn it back.

I just wanted to complain a letter now that it's really, really annoying me. What does campaign, this is the trick thing about a thing that doesn't, a thing that doesn't matter but does bother you that your partner always does. Is it better to point it out and change it? Was it better to just change it? Is there a pass-ag to just changing it? Yeah. I mean, it's a tricky one. It's a tricky one for Ben, although I think Ben is clearly fucking delighted

with himself. He's not a company. He's a aspect ratio awareness. He's got, at least he's got a cause, you know what I mean? Yeah. In this day and age, at least he knows what he stands for. In fairness to him, I can actually relate on this to some level in that,

perhaps you guys have this as well, but I have something that it bothers me but doesn't bother my partner at all. Again, it's a bit of a technical thing. He will quite happily just let me have it how I like, so it doesn't cause, and I just can't believe that there are people out there Who don't do it how I do and that is the volume control being on either a multiple of 10 or a multiple of five We're even numbers in our house, so you would happily have it on like 34 Yeah, no, so then I would have to go one more to 35. It could be a bit too loud. It used to be even numbers actually,

because Charlie used to live with someone who always wanted on even numbers. But I think actually now, neither of us particularly care about it. I think currently I would watch it on a 37. But that would drive you mad, right? Yeah, yeah, no. Here's the thing, 35 to quiet.

40, I mean, we've got neighbors,, no. Here's the thing, 35 to quiet, 40. I mean, we've got neighbors, Maisie. We're not living on a farm. Here's a question, though. If you're sitting in a alarm, you're ever sitting in your alarm for 37 minutes past? No, never. If I need to go up at seven,

I'll set it for seven or six, 45. There it goes to multiples of 15. So I'm on 605. I would never do like a 609. That seems mad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely bonkers, right? Yeah. I'm quite a fan of the 57. I must admit. Oh, get in the bin. Get in the bin. 57, give yourself three minutes. Because then you go, oh, my head of myself already. You start the day ahead of yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, but you know, the worst.

You could be ahead of yourself by five minutes. Yeah, even better. 55. 55. And this might be too sweet. Keep going, thank you. Yeah, that's sweet, too. Extract two minutes in bed.

Oh, the worst, by the way. The worst thing that can happen is you wake up you wake up naturally and It's 57 you've set it on on for six. Oh, that's that's horrendous. That's a wrap. I hate it Yeah, yeah, and you know that's always just say fast set you're along 57 To make sure that doesn't happen to you. Yeah, but you know what's gonna start happening I'm gonna start waking up at 54 and there were am I yeah, yeah, yeah, then I'm groggy for the rest of the day start waking up at 54 and they're all where am I? Yeah, yeah, then I'm groggy for the rest of the day. Oh, if you can't see rubbing a sleeve out my eyes. Yeah, you're going to be living your day like it's in the wrong aspect ratio. No, exactly. Exactly. My days can be all switched.

Just got a point down in the wrong place. We kind of solved that, have we? I think so. I think we have. I'm pretty sure that most modern T-shirt TV should be, they should automatically switch switch the right aspect ratio So maybe you just need to buy any do you have your t-shirts in different aspect ratio? Yeah, that's right. I do actually I haven't been doing enough morning more I'll be talking no, no, no, I've been going to be in Q-park about a lot of my t-shirts change aspect ratio This used to be in 16, 9, I swear to God.

I think Ben, you just have to deal with the fact some people care about it, some people don't, beef solved. Beef solved. Beef solved. Beef from the zoning out your beef solved. Right, so to wrap up, Maisie, do you have a problem with,

you know you're living arrangement? You've got your brother and your partner, your boyfriend, what is the problem that's going on in your flat that you would like us to try and resolve? Okay, so plot twist, it's not actually anything to do with between the dynamic of me and my boyfriend and my brother. Oh, right. Yeah, this is actually so when we first moved into this flat, we're on the top floor flat, okay? There's two below us and next door We were led to believe when we moved in that he, I think there are a couple about me and my boyfriend's age and we were led to believe that he fixes audio, that

was his job, but what that actually means in real life is that because he works from him, so this is all pre-pandemic as well, works from home, we hear through the wall all day. All right, all right. And I was like, oh, I guess we can't have a puppet in because he's fixing, he's fixing if we can speak to something. Just to have the stuff work. Yeah, so we can't really have a puppet in him.

Then he just started like upping it, like, especially during lockdown, he was blasting it. So the point where, when we try and knock on the walls to tell him, he can't hear us. So we have to hit the wall on the offbeat, so it'll be like, it'll be like, it's so hard. Well then you're making the tune even better, that's the problem. I know, I know. So it took us ages to try and literally get through to him. We've tried rigging the doorbell and nobody from the top flap comes down to the door. So like speaking face to face is not an option.

So we started by hitting on the offbeat. And he finally stopped he turned like we are oh my god brilliant and he hit the roof so honestly yeah we hit we hit the roof on the offbeat or on the beat he was like jeez christ till out we were hitting on the offbeat and he literally turned off his audio and when Jesus cries, come down! And we were like, sorry! Through the wall, but I just went, oh no! We went full, like absolute wet flannels. We were, for a good half hour before, we were like, fancy blasting it that loud. You never used to like blast it like that. That's really, really, but especially during lockdown when he knows everybody's in and you know I'm on zoom calling half an hour and we eventually were like right come on then and then as soon as you went Jesus Christ just chill out we

were like okay sorry. So there was quite a subdued feeling after that and he started doing his audio again over the few days. I'm now convinced he doesn't fix audio. I think he just really likes being a selfish neighbour. And then about a month, six weeks into lockdown, he decided to take up other musical instruments. Well his girlfriend was the first one. She started taking up the ukulele. Yes, eight in the morning. Eight in the morning. So I mean there's, you say there's nothing worse than waking up at 57 when you went to wake up at 7am and you wake up at 6.57. There is, there's waking up at 8am to a ukulele. Oh, yeah. And the worst thing as well with a ukulele, you can't really bang on the offbeat. It's just a constant strum. So we had to sort of just deal with that and be like,

well, he got so angry last time, at least we can't have a pop of his girlfriend. And then he took up the pamphops. Oh! Oh! What year is it in there? This is what I mean is you can't say, oh it's for work, I fix audio equipment and be on the pan pipes because what is the vent diagram of somebody who's into drum and bass

and pan pipes? That's a very eclectic mixture and I can accommodate. Is he trying to do like a sort of fusion? Is he playing like, is he playing the beats and then pan piping over the top trying to make some sort of like, you know, some sort of, uh, I don't know. I don't know. And and and quite frankly, I don't care. I just want it to stop. But I think it's got to a point now where the the drum and bass I would be like, well, maybe it's work. Panpipe is not work

Okay, you can a layer at a M is not work and with the drum and bass We had a system on how to let him know it was too loud on hitting on the offbeat Panpipes he just freestyles. There's no there's no way of What do I do just join in through the wall? I don't know what to do could you get did you we do I do just join in through the vlog? Oh, it's, I don't know what to do. Could you get a did you redo? I mean, it feels like, yeah. This has to be, you know, you've got, yeah, that's it. I think like we've got to think about

what are the worst instruments? What are the worst instruments over pan pipes? And there's not many. I'm thinking the World Cup special, Vuvuzela. Oh, bring it back. Bring back the Vuvuzela. Oh, bring it back. Bring back the Vuvuzela. Bring back the Vuv. Yeah, I think that's what you need to do.

Increasing the anti-social instruments. Bagpipes is a good suggestion, Clark. You've got to outpipe them. Outpipe them. It's so hard, and I'd love to just go next door ring the door and go hi really really sorry about this and I know it's difficult but you know everyone's working the line but and have a civilized conversation nobody nobody answers the door when you ring that flat. Do they ever leave do they go and do a big

shop or any of this? We tried this we, I've tried sitting in the window like a cat waiting to see when they come out. And I've lived in my flat nearly three years now and I've seen them come out like once or twice that I don't know if they're nocturnal or I mean, I know that you're not because of ATM ukulele. But I don't ever see them leave or come in. I don't know what they do.

But, no. Can, I mean, is there like, do you buy them something nice? Is that like an option here? Is that like Barry? Buy a present? Yeah, it's the most fun. Is there like, let's split a bottle of wine and get to know each other.

Kind of an element to this. I don't think I want to get to know someone who plays the pamphlets though, Tom. I still think that's the kind of thing I need in my life. I've got friends and they either don't play musical instruments or they play cool. I don't want to hang out with someone who plays the pamphlets. I can see that.

I can absolutely see where you're coming from. I think what you might want to do is keep him occupied. What about getting a load of broken audio equipment? Go down the tip, pick up a load of broken audio equipment. Leave it outside his front door and say, I am a rich billionaire. I would like you to fix all this audio equipment for me. Yeah.

Take as long as you like. I'll be back in a month and I'll pay you a million pounds. And it'll just brilliant. He'll start fixing all the audio equipment. He'll say, by the way, when you fix it, don't test it. I can't say it, I don't want to know, I don't want to draw a base problem to return. Well, the only issue with this plan is it's effective

for just a month. Yeah, that buys you a month, I guess. I guess then, yeah. Could you do a, could you say, I'll come back in a year? I'm driving you how much audio equipment you could possibly leave in a hallway. I think you might need to consider moving flat. What, that's a solution.

No, Tom, this can't be the, Tom, that's not how you solve a business. It was logic, you're using that, that's a solution! No, Tom, this can't be the... Tom, that's not how you solve a beat. It was, it was logic! You're using their leos! You need to move. You need to move! Carpkey's advice now is gonna be, maybe, Sneaking to his bed at night, I'm in the house. I just wanna say it, but...

Sneaking to his bed and playing the bagpipes. It is on the bagpipes. It is on the bagpipes. It is on the bagpipes. It is play the bagpipes I make sure they are on the backpipes I see the marauderooons I see you, yeah And pipes on the offbeat in his bed What's your nearest beer queue? Because if you need a break from that sound

then I can tell you where to go Get up at 8 in the morning, just drive to your beer queue Sit there, keeping your car Oh, it's... It's keeping your car in the beer queue car park Beef salt. How dare you underwarn that beef salt? If anything, I feel like the problem's got bigger somehow since it's telling you guys.

I think you just have to go with it, lead into it, and just have take up a vice, if you know what I mean, get on, get onto it when he's, when he's blasting out the drum and bass. And then when the pan pipes come, chill out then. All right, so you're, you're saying when the Suzy Drum Bass starts, you double drop, yeah, have a little rave in your, a little raving your, in your flats, have flat, have it large, and then sort of fall asleep to the gentle strains of the pan pipe. There you go. It's not a bad idea. I feel like a doonie to let you know that it's not actually good pan pipe playing, like it's not something

you could fall, it's quite er... Erratic. Yeah, it's more like a draft. You know when a draft makes a funny noise and the the wind whistles like when you're on a train and it comes through the window. Yeah, you know on the tube at night when it comes when it whistles through. It sounds more like that. Producer Emma has sent us this in the in the chat which I'm sure you've considered this before but she says what about posting a note through the door? Have you considered? So you've considered this before, but she says, what about posting a note through the door? Have you considered? So I've considered this and maybe you can offer your advice on this, what's the right tone to go with?

Is it shut the bleep up or is it, hello, I don't believe with Matt. Yeah, totally, totally that one. As much as I appreciate your talents in the music world. Yeah, I have a job that has anti-social hours, so if you could start your talents a little bit later and maybe turn them down a tiny bit. Yeah, yes. I think you've got to be you've got to be friendly. Maybe that's where I mean, if you could go to a B&Q car park to play

the pan pipes, that would be really helpful. Exactly. Maybe this is where Tom's possibly get them a little something. Maybe that is, maybe you do, you get them a little... I could get them some of their egg boxes to help prove their house. By the loads of eggs. Yeah, by the loads of eggs. Although, you don't want to upset them with their vegan. Well, no, I'll take the eggs out because they don't need the eggs I'll have the eggs. And then just leave a load of egg boxes, go and bob these on your wall and we're all

happy. Lovely. I think that's great. So then you're not only you're not putting the onus all on them. You're saying, here's the solution, all you've got to do is implement it and we can have a happy life. Great, great. Be solved. Be solved.

Be solved. PS, have you got any laxatives? I'm just eating 60 eggs. I got a laxative for you, it's got a burger van. We're really good things going. Wow, what a treat, thank you so much, Ray. That was brilliant. You're really fun.

Oh, is there anything you wanted to plug, by the way? Do you want to plug your podcast? We do a podcast me and Tom Lucy. It's called That's a First, and we have guests on talking about their first experiences of loads of stuff. It's quite a nostalgia fest. But you can get that wherever you get a podcast from. That's pretty much it. Aside from that, um, living with my boyfriend and my brother. Amazing. Well, yeah. We'll let you get back to both of those people. Yeah, we're going to go have a bath with them now. Great.

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