Pappy's Flatshare - Bonus Holding Alt Special 1

Episode Date: February 1, 2017

With a new series on the not-too-distant horizon, here's the first of three special episodes made up of the best bits from the live gig introductions which precede Flatshare Slamdown recordings.Within it you'll find Pappy's (of course) and cameo appearances from Lou Sanders, Stuart Goldsmith, Danny Wallace and Felicity Ward. You'll also find beefs-a-plenty, a viscous torrent of innuendo, a glass being smashed, Lynx Africa, Greg Wallace, guns being mistaken for eggs and a foreskin mystery.Do continue to help spread the word about the show and if you're at a loose end why not write a nice review of it somewhere? iTunes maybe. Or on your Facebook wall. Or on your actual kitchen wall if you're so inclined. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's like theaters, December 15th. Tom, Ben. Good. They're not in the house. That gives me a chance to say hello. I'm Matthew. I'm the host and landlord of Papi's Flat Shares slam down and you are listening to a very special bonus episode. There's no brand new episode of Papi's Flat Shares slam down this month, but for the next three months we'll be giving you these little bonus episodes. Can you call them bonus episodes if you're not putting out an episode as well?

Holding episodes. Let's call them those. They're holding episodes. That is understanding them, I feel. They are alt episodes. Ah, that feels like we're aligning ourselves with the alt rights. Ah, it's a real shame with the alt rights. They've taken the phrase alt, which used to be punk rock and DIY and now, anyway, I don't dress. So basically what we've done with these episodes is if you come down to the live recordings of Papis Flat Shests, you will hear us chatting away loads of extra stuff before the show begins. We basically have a little chat with the audience, we go through some beef brothers and we chat to our guests a little bit before we actually start properly recording the show. And luckily we didn't realise this but Ben, our producer,

has been recording all of these and has put together some of his favourite moments from those chats. This first one, I think, comes from the Los Andres and Stu Goldsmith episode one of last series, last year, happy new year, by the way. The theme was recycling, I don't know if that's important, but have a listen, enjoy yourself, and let's all try and get along in this very very difficult time both politically and in my case personally. Flash is land down! We're in a flat! Flash is land down!

I'm sure it's without me! Flash is land down! So we can just slow it down! Flash is land down! Hello everybody! Welcome! Yeah! How are we doing everyone?

What? So, it's funny walking through time to get here because it's so crazy up there, because it's some Patrick's and then you get down here and it's like the safety of the pod. Ah, gastric hot. These are our people. Yes. Anyone celebrating some Patrick's day in? You're in the wrong place, mate!

Hey, I thought about something I got off the tube. I just thought because there was loads of people going mad about it, it's a Patrick's Day. Think it'd be better. Oh, by the way, I'm Matthew's has been. Oh, and that's all for us. Wouldn't it-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I I don't know, I haven't put this into words. You wouldn't say, yeah. You haven't thought arrives. Don't go off up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up You've had a one-py idea, is what you've had. Panium. Oh, Copponugget. Oh, my God. It's a real Copponugget, an idea. Copponugget, fit your thoughts. I'm just off to spend a Copponugget.

So I see you in a second, guys. Oh, that's going to be painful. 20 basket of ghoul stones. Right in the Copponugget. Instead of some patch, you just have a saint's day and we all go out and celebrate our saints on one day. So if you're English, you get in the English car, you get a little saint's day. Oh, and then it's just like, there's your saint's day, everyone have it. You go, you go, you go, you go to the streets and fight over your

countries and your saints. Like the good old days. You toss a pig's blanner into the mix, whoever's left holding it wins. This is why you shouldn't vote you Kim. Or watch the Six Nations. So welcome to the recording of a brand new series of flat share slammed out. Hot Ticket Series 7. Series 6. We made it to 7 guys! It's Series 6, it's Series 6 mate! We made it to 7! These guys are listeners, so they know you're not...

No, you just want to podcast! Put some music in guys! Radio 1 till I die! So folks, if you've not heard the show before, it is a flat-based panel show set in our living room. I'm the host and landlord Matthew, the Tom and Ben of the tenants. I've taken my belt off. That might help. If you want to feel like it's our flat, you've been to put it around your neck later on.

I'm to play using it. Pop a button. Pop a top button. Pop a cup of nugget if you've got one. Pop a cup of nugget. Don't mind if I do. We'll have a bucket by the door at the end of the show. Pop a cup of nugget him. If you think we need it. So obviously one of our favourite rounds is beef brothers.

You've filled in some beef brothers. Here are some that we like, but we're not going to use in the show just to kind of give you an idea. I'm going to start with a stager. Stager, your name. Where are you stager? Stager, you got me on my knees.

LAUGHTER I was going to say, is your last name Soros? Where are you staying? You got me on my knees? I was going to say is your last name Soros? I'll tell you what it is for Stagga. Is it wrong to shit in the kitchen sink? When you're desperate as its toilets are full. Now when you say the toilets are full, what do you mean? Stagga, did you do that? You wait, no. What's the better option?

Good man, good man. Yeah, that works. It wouldn't be worse if you had to run down the road and shut in the pub sink. What did it buy? Six. LAUGHTER I mean, the worst bit of that is if anyone's been sick in a sink, you know that you have to do the little twisty.

Yeah. I mean, no one. I did it. I blocked. I'm shutting the shower once and have to do the very same thing. And I'm the subject of nuggets. It was... It was small and hard, like a little pellet.

And I had to thumb it through the... I'm the problem. Ah-ha! I've got to be a problem. Sorry, what's the problem? What are the comments to this? It's all pros, mate. It's all pros. I've gone in for a deep cleanse and applied too much pressure.

I know, it popped. What, a deep... You were exfoliating the arse popped. What a deep, you're exfoliating your assholes. Pes' machine for the assholes. My assholes are Pes' machine. Shaped like Mickey Maxx. Twisted by the hemorrhoids of the years. My autobiography title by the way, guys. I think it is.

This is a good one. Rob Wally says, my flatmate who is here is using Tinder to meet women. I have a girlfriend through traditional means, surely this isn't fair. You're all, I think that's such a good point. It's true, is it not fair? Do you think there's like a better quality of lady on Tinder? Because I've had to sort of do a bit of graph. The old fashioned one. You've had to do a bit of graph and you've had to do this. That's all he's done.

It's not that easy though, is it? But you immediately get to go on a date with a girl that you would never previously have had access to without doing the risky first bit where you're going. I don't like the phrase had access to, Thomas. We're getting to very dangerous territory. They're all women in your area. You could have access to. No.

I answered that, but I know. This one's incredible because I don't even have this before. It's Daisy here. Daisy you're there and it's Simon here. Oh right, you both have the same problem. I was hoping you don't know each other. Okay, so Simon's is quick, sorry that one first. My flatmate uses an entire lure roll every day. And then he writes afterwards, every day! Two Eskommation marks, Daisy takes a bit more time

to get the same point. But my flatmate uses a lot more toilet roll than I do. I mean, a lot more. She can get through a whole roll in a day. As my bedroom... Every day! Every day! Every day!

As my bedroom is next to the toilet, I can hear the rolls spitting roundish, young raffles into my room. You see Simon, where's the poetry? Where's the poetry? I find it most infuriating, and surely this means I shouldn't have to buy as much. I just shit at work like a normal person. Yes! Woo!

A lot of people punching the air there for the idea of... You know, a lot of time we work at Matthew's house. Yeah, you do, yeah. I don't need the Windows open most of the time. It's a good feeling though, isn't it, when you're thinking, I'm being paid for this year. I wish we followed that. Yeah, I know.

Steph says, this might be left so much. My boyfriend plays computer games so much, he accidentally asked for guns instead of eggs at the supermarket. LAUGHTER Yes, yes, yes. That is brilliant. I have a similar computer based problem,

I asked for Asian teens instead, which are very embarrassing. Yes. Asian teens instead, which is very embarrassing. She puts creepers. You could have picked anything, could have literally picked anything, went for that. I wonder why. I've seen your history. So, should we crack on with it? Let's do it. Let's bring our...

Oh, I guess... Oh, I know. No, go on. Go on. Go on. Go on, do you want khaki's got something. Oh, no, it's alright. No, go on. Oh, it's alright. Go ahead, do you want them? They'd better be good now, though. Coralie. My housemate turns everything into an innuendo.

The other day I went for a facial. And he turns... LAUGHTER Beautiful! I'm sorry, mate. So, yeah, she been full lies with you there Corally that's what I said about the great Barry Arif My god, we need a deep cleanse after that after that copper nugget, right? Okay, let's do this team.

This is going to be a blinder. We have got some absolute guests for you. How did you feel about that? We've invited them on. They said yes. They are definitely guests. Yeah, they're absolutely watchful. They showed up on the day.

They showed up on the fucking button, guys. And we're giving them pure cup of nuggets for it. So, I've put some 8 cup of nuggets in here for you, but tonight. Oh my god, what treats we have in store for you, please. What, please welcome, Arith. Wonderful guests, Mr. Stuart Goldsmith and Ms. Lou Sanders! Oh! Yeah!

That's what we do! Yeah! That's what we do! Okay, no good, uh, that's what we do. Wait, who's a good, that's a good, uh, serenade with you. Wait, who threw the glass? Was it you? This is the first time I had to kick someone off the show before you started recording. That glass just got pods matched. Yes. Good luck on the ring and other one.

Yeah, can you just chuck another glass over for Lou there? I have a beaker. We can't have nice things if that's the way you're going to be. It's plastic! Yes, yes, yes. You cannot be trusted. Bloody hell, it really is some Patrick's day, isn't it? Hello, how are you doing?

Hello, it's lovely to be here. Thank you for having me. I have not smashed anything. Thank you. That's all for the noise. It's polite guests, it's you who are golds Thank you for having me. I have not smashed anything. Thank you. There you go. Nice having a nice polite guest. It's your goldsmith there. Right, you're right. The fuck's going on over there? He asked me for a skill. He asked me for that skill. No. You've got a skill.

What kind of a thing is that to ask your comedian guess? Any talent? This is what he regrets that I've intended. This is how Paddy has faced the face. Oh, hello, have you got any skills? Could I have access please? Please let me access your skills. I need to move my jumper.

Sponsored. Sponsored. And you said you didn't have any skills. Have you been recording this? No, no, don't worry. This hasn't got bonus episodes written all over it, sir. LAUGHTER Er...

Right, no, it's... So the theme... The theme this week is recycling, you know, it's stuff like separating glass from... Well... Er... What? Water.

Exactly, yes. So the theme this week is recycling, so we would do a sketch where I'd be like, oh, I'm bad, get down here, you've got... What is it, Matthew? You've got to do From water, exactly. Yeah. So the thing this week is recycling. So we would do a sketch where I'd be like, oh, Ben, get down here. What is it, Matthew? You've got to do the recycling, guys. Oh, but I'm recycling Ben's hair. And I'm recycling Tom's own hair.

He doesn't have any. OK. Me and Ben don't normally ride the opening sketch. You can probably tell. Well, one of YouTube has got to do the recycling. Well, it's not going to be me. I've got knees. And it's not going to be me.

Tom's got knees. Well, there's only one way to settle this. We're going to have to have a... Flashy slam down! Flashy slam down! We're going to blast! Flashy slam down! We're going to share it with our mates! Flashy land down! Flash is land down! We're in a flat! Flash is land down! I'm sharing with our mates!

Flash is land down! So we're going to slow it down! Flash is land down! So there we go, that was some chat from an old episode. I'm going to level with you. I've not heard any of these things, so I mean I assume it was gold. It usually is with the three of us, those three lovable, papi's boys, those aging heroes.

But I don't know what you've listened to. Do you want to see what the world is really like? Yes. Four things is deliciously funny and spectacularly entertaining. A woman planting her course to free to act in love for. It's non-stop bonkers brilliance. I love that. Four things.

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We also have eight seasons worth of back episodes all right there for your listening pleasure. Check out new episodes of curious Canadian history every other Tuesday wherever you get your podcast. Acast helps creators launch, grow and monetize their podcasts everywhere. acast.com But feel free to drop me a text if you have my number if not Facebook is a great way to get in contact with me. Okay, so we're going to give you a little bit more and this time it's from an episode with Danny Wallace and Flisty Ward episode two from February last year we were chatting

about a leaky roof within the episode. Why not go back and read it into the episode as well? Why not? Once again sit back relax, pour yourself a drink, tell you what, pour yourself a drink first unless your chair is situated in such a place that you are close enough to your drinks cabinet and or taps. Pour yourself a drink, sit back, relax in your easy chair and just get ready to have a jolly nice time and of course do be kind to everyone regardless of their creed. So, welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. This is F-Latge, stand down. Give us a cheer if you heard the podcast before.

Yeah! Sounds like most of you... Give us cheer if you've not heard the podcast before. Yeah! Get the fuck out, B-Latge! This is a 4U! Get the fuck out! What the fuck? This is a fool you! The door on podcasting has closed. Fuck you, serial!

Yeah, one serial came out, that was it. We were there first, your bastards, and he did it, and I got the proof. With a boring end. You're the big end, don't you wear the detective did it? Well, the detective's fucking dude. What, you think, you want it's true, true life beaters, I have to say. You want it serocaining to have murdered.

Yeah. I've been nailing Ad Malin. Yeah. She, I mean, she, she fancies it, but that's the same. It's not 24, is it? That's what I'll say about Siri. Oh my god, it's not 24. Talk about an up-to-date reference.

Yeah, there's no 24. It's still making 24. It's called Homeland Now. Oh, yeah. Weird. Well, if you've not listened before, you're gonna have a great time, reckon. Oh, come on, come on, back yourself, back yourself.

We'll pull you at the end, but I'm big on pols with them. Why is all about democracy? By pulling you at the end, he means chat to you and ask your opinion. No. Oh no. If you didn't enjoy it you'll get a polo of your life mate. Don't make it threatening.

I'll give you a polo of your life. That's like an advert. So we've got a... An advert for... Polo's... A big deal. Okay, that's what I'm... Let's whip crack away.

We're losing them. I'll tell you what. Wait, no, I don't want to tell you. Is this gonna lose them even further? No, no, important to you. 20 years, 20 years? 20 years, I've used links Africa. Oh.

And it has stood me. You're not anyway, you're not. It's stood me. It has stood me in great stead, right? What part of your life do you think has been improved by the fact that you were the link staff? I've had it. I've got a great brand loyalty.

I can't think of anything else I've had or used for 20 years. Hello. From my body. Like... This Christmas, my brother's got a job in Nivvia. For the first time, I've chosen family ties over brand loyalty. This Christmas, my brother's got a job in Nivia. For the first time, I've chosen family ties over brand loyalty. He bought me a Nivia gift bag and said,

you won't look back, this is real anti-personnel, it's not your own, I'll tell you, my pits have never been sweatier. For 20 years, Africa kept them as dry as a desert. Actually, so, we're the horror. Why are they not using you in the effort? It's gonna hurt. Yeah, you're the real face.

You're the real face of Africa. It's not, it's not. I've got a lot of comments. You smell nice. What are you wearing? And I was always honest. Africa. I swear to God.

No, no, no, no, no, no. What are you wearing? Someone saying, someone says, if someone says, you smell nice, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, that's a nice jumper. I am burning this jumper. I'm in the way of this fucking thing again. Yeah, I always get, that's a nice face. There's nothing to do. Nothing to do. Burn it mate.

Burn the face off. Burn it, burn it, it's face. Burn it, it's face. So, a very aggressive tonight clocking. Is your game of thrones beard? It's bringing out the Lannister with you. But the casting goes. It's bringing out the Lannister with you.

So, what throne would you be? You'd be a lannister would you? No. What would you be? I'd be a... Hufflepuff. Yeah, for a little further. We've got... We'll read out a couple of beef brothers before we bring out on our guests. A couple of beef brothers,

are we not going to be doing this time around. And this is... I live with my parents. It's Andy Murray, everyone. I live with my parents. My dad puts butter on. Literally all of his food. Sorry, what's this? Andy, isn't so much butter?

Not sure, but it bothers me. But it really does. Too much butter. Andy, where are you really from? It bothers me, but it really does. Too much butter. LAUGHTER Ah. And it, where are you really from? London. London, ah, bar! Sorry, my bar!

It literally is me. It's me. It's you. I don't even feel it. Sorry, I feel like I'm in London. You live in London. It fits on the sea. Tom, you live in London. You know people from London sound like. Yeah, sure, I I do mate. LAUGHTER

Keep it then, Darren. LAUGHTER Keep your head, keep your head and keep your tongue. Very strong. LAUGHTER Good word, butter. He's really travelled, doesn't he? I think that's not a problem.

But there's come full circle, it's healthy again. But a lot of imp. Yeah. Spread them on your own, bitch. You come full circle, it's healthy again. Burr and Lada, in. Yeah. Spread them on your own, bitch. You'll never have to use Link's Africa. Great brand loyalty to butter. Embrace it, it's good for you. It's better than March.

Apparently. You heard it here first, guys. Yeah, you heard it from a fat bull going right in teeth. Anyway. So, if you want to be a picture of health, listen to Pappy's. If I was in Game of Thrones, I'd be a castle black wouldn't I? I'd be the fat guy who dies first in most episodes. There's always a fat guy by the fire and he goes, I don't know. Oh, my God.

I don't even watch it, mate. How you seen any programme ever? 24. But it's not. Coltonite. J-Bowler. Um, Clark, did you have one you want to? I do.

Rachel, my housemate is frightened of the Hoover. I presume you live with a dog or is it a henry because they're quite scary. They look at you. They look at you though. They've got like a Greg Wallis smile. They've got a nice smile like a serial killer smile. When did Greg Wallis forget how to use his face? I swear he never used to be normal and now he isn't. It's like he's, something's happened to him. Like, if you find that, if someone told me what it's got killed three years ago, as the BBC replaced him with some kind of cybernet guy.

Robo, cybernet. No, Robo, cybernet guy. It's like someone's operating him. Like, it's like he's forgotten how to do things. It's like you forgot how how to enter centre, mate. What's he, it's really weird. It's really weird. You actually look like a cross between Greg Wallis and Henry Hoover, so...

NAME, AL. So I just feel like I have this problem. I love this, this is a genuine mystery that I have as well. It's not a mystery, because let's read it. Every now and then I find long hairs under my foreskin. I love this, this is a genuine mystery that I have as well. It's not a mystery, because I'd not, well, let's read it. Every now and then I find long hairs under my foreskin. I am bald. Right, in your case, it's not a mystery, they're clarkies.

LAUGHTER Did someone do an up-latter-bass or the brush, boom, boom, there? Oh my gosh. Bags are brushed up. Where did they come from though? Where did they come from? They come from... You're not supposed to be about this. They'll be your girlfriend's hair, is right?

And they will be like, it's like... Shads will be a fine bloody thing. She's not being rap moddick in her hair. No, that's not what... Like, guys... Is that a thing? Some guys go... You've had a work like normal people.

Yeah, exactly. Long times you've had a hair... So, people are into that, aren't they? I think just having anything wrap round your dick is pretty nice. Anyway, moving on. Bacon. Oh, my God. As a veggie, you can't wrap.

Is that what you do? The ultimate sin. Oh, my God. I've said I'm a pig in a blanket. You don't tell me what you do if she either, do you? Oh, that's the point. Get your last-a-year friend. You said you're a man.

But a satire, I guess? I don't know. I guess. I guess. I mean, yes. Horrid Images. It's not like this all the way through, guys. Sorry. It's got very,'s all the way through, guys. Sorry.

It's got very, it's started very boredy. Oh, alright. I'm here. My girlfriend sings in a sleep one night. She sat up and sang, hey, little chitchick. Hey, little chitchick chicken. Lay a little leg for me. Also, she talks in a sleep, shouting, No Chris, I don't want any fucking coffee.

Then she goes back to sleep to be fair. You don't want coffee when you sleep in it. What you are? Speak to the last sentence. Yeah? Was that written by Chris? Yes, that's a relief. LAUGHTER

You're the only man giving the coffee in my way. Give her a round. Turn your dick around Some coffee you know what what would it you think it'd be nice to Just pouring just enough water into an S cafe jar and then have sex with it Just thinking I've got a day off tomorrow anyway, this is introduced. I'm so sorry. I've taken it down this street tomorrow. Anyway, let's introduce, I'm so sorry I've taken it down this route. It's been on my own. Oh, my self-forming. Oh, no, it's safe, Glute Pete. This is terrible, isn't it? It's bad.

It's bad news. Right, let's meet our guests, they can bring, I mean they won't. Yes. My new podcast, what would you stick your dick in to? Green. Green. I think a more interesting one would be what wouldn't you think? Yeah. Good tree. Okay, so, erm, so found nothing yet. End of podcast. Sound of bear trap. We've got some cracking guests in this week. Of course we have. What a delight. Oh my god!

Ladies and gentlemen, let's bring them out. They're soon to... Well, let's do it properly. They're great friends of ours. They're soon to be good friends of yours. Because no matter how much you like them, you won't be as well equated with them as we are. Because we already know them.

But enjoy them from afar, guys. If they're closest closest you're gonna get to them, normal. Don't touch it. Please welcome our friends, not yours. Mr. Daly Wallace and Miss Felicity Wanda. Oh my god! Yes! What a treat! What a joy! Thanks for coming on the show guys. Thank you for having us.

Indeed. Have you rehearsed this before you came on? Yes we have, haven't we? Yes, we have. This is the first time we've got an auto queue. It's really, it's really effective. Right, so we're going to crack on with the show. I think we're going to get started.

Any questions before we start? No, that's not a thing. Okay, it's a podcast. It's like a radio show for the internet. No, I don't think that was the question they were going to ask. I anticipated. And remember guys, it's an audio podcast. You can't hear a smile.

Even Greg Wallace is smile. You can't hear. This is absolutely magical. Boy oh boy, what we ever saw young. That's all for this very special episode, made up of odds and's Sods, Make-to-N-Men, Reuse and Recycle. I hope you've enjoyed it. If you have, then put a review on iTunes. We never really asked for that for flat-chest stand-down,

but we should give us some review. You know, if you didn't think this episode was five stars, just think back to one that you did think was five stars and review that one. Five stars. Brilliant. We also have another podcast, which is called Pappy's, Bangers and Mash Mash that's also available through the British comedy guide and

through iTunes and through wherever you get your podcast from. What else can I tell you? We're doing some nights at the Soho Theatre in London if you live near London or if you'd like to travel down do come and see us. We invite our friends in Coherty to come perform with us. We have a live band, we sing songs, you do sketches, we have a general muck around. It's great fun and it's 9.15 on a Monday night. So the next two shows we've got are February 27th and we have Lolly out of Fope and March 27th and we have Matt Ford. So do come along to those, there are a lot of fun. If you want to find out more information about us, you will follow us on Twitter at Pappy's tweet, or you can follow us on Facebook. And if you'd like to meet us in person,

you know, take a chance, come down to Christopher Palace, we're often in the cafe, feel free to come up and say hello, we're actually very, very approachable. We've got a lot of time on our hands, and we'd love to be brought up free capacity. If you do see a producer Ben, do not approach him, bear in mind his vision is based on movement. We're going to be back with another one of these special episodes next month on the first, but until then have a wonderful time, take care of yourself and each other, cheers, everyone. Bye! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! Blat! A woman plotting her course to freedom at in Lutton. It's non-stop bonkers brilliance.

I love that. Poor things. It's like theaters, December 15th.