Pappy's Flatshare - Ep 1500: Wet Admin

Episode Date: January 29, 2025

The new series of Pappy’s Flatshare starts next week with a cracking Flatshare Slamdown. But, for now, here’s some exciting info and a bonus ep of our weekly Patreon-only show, Pappy’s Flatshare Pop Round.Don’t forget…You can get the show early and ad free (plus a bonus episode every week) by joining our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareWe’ve got 2 live Flatshare Slamdown shows in February  MONDAY FEB 24TH: MATT LUCAS AND LORNA ROSE TREENTUESDAY FEB 25TH: JOE SUTHERLAND AND RUTH HUSKOGet tickets to either show (or a special discounted ticket that gets you into both shows!) right here: pappyscomedy.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the Fizz loyalty program, you get rewarded just for having a mobile plan. You know, for texting and stuff. And if you're not getting rewards like extra data and dollars off with your mobile plan, you're not with Fizz. Switch today. Conditions apply. Details at fizz.ca. Greetings, listener dear. I'm Tom. I'm Ben. And I am Matthew and welcome to a, well, you know what?

It's a very, there's a lot of great information. It's a very exciting start to the year. It's our first, it's our first main feed episode of 2025 and we've got a lot to share with you. You're going to want to hear this. I think every single bit of information we're going to impart is going to be pertinent directly to you.

Wowie. What a fantastic way to dress up that we're about to do very dry admin. Listen, if you consider this admin dry, Tom, then I feel sorry for you. Someone throw a glass of water over Tom because this admin is dripping. It's absolutely sodden, this admin. I'm applauding your work here because it's veryppin'. It's absolutely sodden, this admin. I'm applauding your work here because it's very, you're doing a great job of going here come the admin.

Have you never heard of salesmanship, Tom? Have you never heard of maybe giving ourselves a fighting chance as we go into, you know, as we go into 2025, trying to increase our listenership? I love it. And I am here for it and I'm ready to go. I'm ready for the admin. Please, you've got to stop calling it admin. Sorry, sorry. I'm getting the exciting information.

In your mind, it may be admin, okay? You've got to check all of those prejudices at the door, okay? Because as far as I'm concerned, if I'm putting myself in the mind of a listener, if I was listening to this, I'd be thinking, great, brand new info from my favorite podcast. Yeah, that's exactly. And it is great info, it's great info. Great, great info. So, do you wanna do the first bit of info?

Yes, I do actually. Welcome to Pappy's Flat Share. That's the name of our podcast, and we're gonna be calling all of our episodes Pappy's Flat Share, because for a while, we've gone for lots of different titles and lots of different kind of subheadings, subgenres, substandard broadcasting.

No, no, we've done lots of different titles and things and we think look let's clean it up Let's make it as simple as possible. It's just called papi's flat share every week. It'll be a sticking out All our content with our flagship kind of papi flat share slam down at the first of the month First broadcast, so you're right How's that is that that's pretty good for the first one? The opening sound? I thought you I thought you nailed that man. That was so great.

That was so great. That was positively wet. It really was. Cards on the table. That's the bit of admin that I remembered. But you know what? That's all you needed to remember. Yes.

And by the way, can you stop calling admin? Stop doing that briefing chat. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Tom, one of the great things about this is we don't have proper jobs. You are using hellbent and turning this into an office. Yeah, sorry. That's the bit of exciting, wet information that I recounted. Thank you, Tom, and you recounted it beautifully.

Thank you. That's absolutely right. And in fact, if you love Flat Share Slamdown, then the next episode that's coming out, as Tom said, the first episode of the month, the first episode of February will be a Flat Shared Slamdown, a brand new Flat Shared Slamdown you've not heard before, phenomenal guests, Jin Hao Li and Celia A.B. And we had, it was, this is, I mean, I mean, we love all of our, of all of our episodes, like there are children, but this one is particularly special. We had a great time recording this. So you can look

forward to that in about a week's time. Lots of phrases like instant classic being banded around by ourselves. Absolutely right. On the evening in the pub afterwards. Yeah. Yeah, very much so. Lots of back slapping, lots of phrases like favourite one in ages. Those phrases do come out a lot in the pub afterwards, depending on how many points we've had. Favourite one since yesterday. We're big fans of our own work, but this was a really good one and two guests who were just absolutely hilarious. So yeah, very excited to listen back to this. By the way, a little bit of a little bit of side info.

If you get a chance to go and see Celia A.B. I saw her show this weekend. It was phenomenal. It was so good. She's so good. She's on tour. She's back at the Soho theater in April. Go and see her.

She is phenomenal. Anyway, let's talk more about this. This Pappy's Flat Share is going to be coming out. As you may have noticed, this is out on a Wednesday. It's coming out every Wednesday from now on, every single Wednesday. Now, there are a few people thinking, hang on a sec. What about my Tuesday fix? My Tuesday Pappy's fix?

I listen to it while I'm doing my Pilates or whatever you do on your Tuesday mornings. Yeah. Well, folks, Table tennis is on Tuesday night. Exactly. And table tennis should be played with headphones in. That's what we say. You know, there's no- Imagine rocking up to play ping pong with a friend and you're like, oh by the way, do you mind if I listen to a podcast and what do we do it? I'm not really interested in the social aspect of this. Just want to improve my game and have a chuckle. It feels like the kind of thing Forest Gump would have done though. You know, when Gump was in his own, but him running, bidding, bidding, bidding,

playing with the wall, I bet a modern day Gump would also have his podcasts on. Well, he would have invented the podcast, wouldn't he? Yes. A modern day Gump would have invented the iPod. That's what he would have said. He was sat in a cafe next to a little boy called Joe Rogan and gone, I've got an idea. I've got an idea for the next stage of broadcasting. Just start doing a podcast and Joe Rogan would go, that's a stupid idea, geek.

Hmm, actually. And then he'd leave and that'd be the end of that scene. That's what stupid idea, geek. Hmm, actually. And then he'd leave and at the end of that scene. That's what we want. We want a sort of forest company that skews more towards the right. I think this forest company may be stupid, but he knows he's really the winds blowing. I'll say that much.

They sit right anyway. And we're not here to talk about forest. We're here to talk about the fact that if you would like to get every episode going forwards of Papi's Flat Share early and indeed advertising free. Early and ad free. Early and ad free. Early and ad free. You can get it from our Patreon. Patreon.com forward slash Pappy's Flat Share. So everybody in the in the four quid or above

tier will get early and ad free on the same feed as you get the bonus episode every week. So that is that is well worth getting along to early and ad free. Are there any sweeter words in the podcasting world? Bonus episode. There we go. We're slamming two of those phrases together. Get a patron that can give you both. And ours is that patreon.com forward slash Papi's flat share. And of course, this information will be in the show notes for the show. But the info doesn't end there. Oh, by the way, if you can't afford it and you don't want to

or don't want to do it or, you know, you feel like this is not worth your money, that is absolutely fine. The main feed is going to carry on as usual. So that's that's absolutely fine. And if you feel like you want to have a little little taste of things, then you can sign up for seven days, a seven day free trial. And I'll say I'll say one thing, I was looking at the stats. The conversion rate is good, man.

People who sign up for the trial stick around because they like what they they like what they're hearing. I like what those people is they're hearing I like those people It's great that's that a lot of people sticking around a lot of people it gets to eight days and they go Oh fuck. That's what I supposed to do. It's called on the table a card to the table. I am a free trial hammerer Yeah, like I'm a yeah anything that's even things I don't do like read the telegraph I will I will do it for seven days if there's a free even things I don't do like read the telegraph. I will. I will do it for seven days if there's a free trial. Sure. Sure.

My diary these days, it's not it hasn't got any appointments in it. It's just when do I cancel my free trial? My diary is absolutely Rambo for 2025. Let me tell you, it's a part time job now. I'm canceling my free trials. Well, hop on the diary train just like Tom and sign up for a seven-day free trial, patreon.com forward slash Pappi's Flat Share. Also, if you live in or around London or you're willing to travel and you'd like to see a Flat Share Slamdown live, we have two absolutely

fantastic ones coming up. Clarky nervously shuffling around in his seat thinking, is this the bit of admin that I have to present? He's going to do it for us now. Give us the dates. Give us the names. We've all taken one bit of it. We've done our bit of how the hell away with just it's called

Papi's flat share. It was right there. It was right for the sake. away with just it's called papi's flat share you could have had that one you could have had that one if only if only you just grabbed you know if you grasp the nettle you didn't so now you're gonna tell us the dates of I'll tell you now they're in February. I'll give you that much. I know that much. Guys, dates and names. I'm sorry. Just like my internet connection is just suddenly February. Ben, I'm sorry. I don't know.

Yeah, Clarky. Lovely bit of business, Clarky, but we do crucially have to get these dates and names out. Could you do them please? They're in a text to you. Oh, this is my favorite episode, actually. This is good. This is good stuff.

I was dreading the admin episode and I absolutely love it. While Clarky's finding them I will say they're on the 24th and 25th of February and feature Matt Lucas and Lorna Rose Trean on the 24th and Joe Sutherland and Ruth Husker on the 25th but until that's just to tide us over until Clarky finds the finds the message. Great okay. Tickets will be available of course from pappyscomedy.com forward slash live as they always are Feb we'd love to see you there. There'll also be shows on the 24th and 25th of March, but those are not yet on sale Okay, Clarkie off you go It's the 24th guys and the 25th of Feb great Great job. Great job. Lovely stuff, Clark. Lovely stuff. Very, very good. Now, can I just tell you now, just just just to clarify a little bit of

I'm going to call admin for Clarkie, you know, actually, you know, the dates of the shows are the 24th and 25th of Feb. We're recording this on the 27th of January. So today, I thought the name of the acts were the 24th of February. Let's leave that there. Let's leave that there. So so you may be wondering, you may look at this episode and thinking, right, well, it seems like they've given us all this fantastic and exciting information. What could be left at the end of this long episode?

Well, we'll tell you as a little treat, as a little taster, as a little amuse bouche for the delights that will await you in 2025 from Pappi's Flat Share, we have decided to give you the last episode of Flat Share Pop Round. It's the bonus episode that we do on our Patreon. It's a really fun one. We had a really, really good time doing it. So we thought, actually, this is a little, you know, for those people who are still on the fence, this will show you what it is that we're doing over there on the Patreon. And this is absolutely gratis in for free. But if you like it, you can come over and join the Patreon at patreon.com forward slash papi's flat share. Is there anything

we need to say before we play the episode? Like any kind of context? Look, when we recorded this, yes, I just watched Trump's inauguration, was a little bit drunk and impressed by the man, but please don't take seriously what I'm saying. It does come across like a call to arms and I do regret that now. That, you just went that kind of caveat or? That sort of stuff, yeah, very much so. Oh right, you were making with those arms as well. Oh my goodness.

Very much so. No, the main thing I was thinking is that in the previous episode, Clarkie had for reasons best left to him said the phrase, I'm bullwinkle. Oh yes, that's what you said. Clarkie becomes Bullwinkle. And also you'll hear a jingle halfway through the episode. And that is a celebration of we basically we kind of crown a mayor of our podcast every year. And there's a couple of win a competition and one of the prizes is getting a jingle of their name.

So that's why you hear a jingle about someone called Angarad Williams. So I think that should be all the context you need. Yeah. OK. Yeah. That's better. That's better context. Great. Yeah. Just to reiterate, we stick these. That's better context. Great. Yeah. Just to reiterate, we stick these out every Thursday and they're a ton of fun. And for four pounds a month, the price of a coffee, you get to have all that bonus content as well as- Even more bonus content.

Even more. If you're already on the four quid tier, you're getting an absolute bargain here. We're giving you extra stuff for no extra money. You come along guys join today. You've got to get on board. I can't stress this enough. Yeah, it's really it's it's really fun. And I hope you enjoy it. Here it is. The score bed app here with trusted stats and real-time sports news. Yeah, hey, who should I take in the Boston game? Well, statistically speaking... Nah, no more statistically speaking.

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your gambling or the gambling of someone close to you, please go to Connix Ontario.ca With the Fizz loyalty program, you get rewarded just for having a mobile plan. You know, for texting and stuff. And if you're not getting rewards like extra data and dollars off with your mobile plan, you're not with Fizz. Switch today. Conditions apply. Details at fizz.ca. Greetings, listener dear. I'm Tom. I'm Bullwinkle.

And I am of course Matthew and welcome to yet another episode. I was hoping you'd say that, Clarky. I genuinely, before I left the house to do the school run this morning, I was thinking, I really hope he's going to say I'm Bullwinkle. And if he says I'm Ben, I'm going to say, no, you're not. You're Bullwinkle. It's good. You know what? Like, you know, what are you? 42, Clarke? 43. 43 years young. Of course, we're obviously in the season now of the run up to Clarke's birthday. But it's good to be able to get a nickname later in life, I would say.

But also 43 is 42 in ballwinkle years. That's true. We should talk about this. That's a really good point. The ballwinkle diary is 11 months of the year isn't it? Yeah. That's how the Baldwin Courts work. I thought it was all over the shop because I was looking for a 44 I thought I'd drop back down to 25., then I wouldn't say. No, no, come on. Now listen, we had enough fat shaming last episode.

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you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are Well, I guess we'll see I mean I'm very surprised that I've Restored like managed to retain a bit of information from one Podcast to the next that's a very rare thing to have really I have no idea why we do why are you ballwinkle? No idea. No, I'm just going with it. I'm like, okay Yeah, a lot a lot of our podcasts are kind of of that they're not even part of the same cinematic universe Well, I'm sure we've mentioned this listen it is before but the key to a good sitcom and we're the people who know yes Oh, yes. Thank you. Yes

We've watched characters. They the characters reset at the end of every episode Start afresh from the same place each time. They're the greats, the greats do that. And if this podcast were a sitcom, it would be a great one. This is interesting to me. I like, I like this theory because I guess, you know, Seinfeld, yes, Friends, no. Faulty Towers, yes. Hold on, Seinfeld's no as well. This is a great sitcom. Do you think Seinfeld,

Seinfeld don't really, because it wasn't their thing, no hugs no learning, that was always Seinfeld's motto, was no hugs no learning. I don't think you could say George Costanza in episode one and George Costanza in series seven are drastically different. Whereas I think you could

probably say I think you probably say that he's clutching for example by the way bear in mind last time we talked about Seinfeld you said that Lisa Kudrow is in it so let's not let's not go down this road of I know my Seinfeld yeah Tom yeah wait no it was you said it Clucky you daft ape. I would love to agree with you, but unfortunately, there's a reset. You see, Bullwinkle does not know learning. Bullwinkle reset after every two minutes. Every great goldfish sitcom.

Bigger Seinfeld, a few a few series of Seinfeld's have been smuggled to the local charity shop within piles of books. You gotta know how to get them in there. You can't just go with a big pile of DVDs and say do you want DVDs? They say no. Well they also say no to books quite a lot of the time as well. Yeah but they've got more leeway with books than DVDs.

Do you know why? How are you doing? Sorry, Tom. How are you doing? You just hit reset on that conversation. Sorry, am I AI? I think I'm AI today. I'm alright.

How are you doing? Yeah, I'm mid chat, but... Well, you missed sentence. I wanted to ask just how you're doing. Do I say it really well? It's very important to check in with these things. I'm in mid chat but... Well you missed sentence! I wanted to ask just how you do it. Do I say them well? It's very important to check in with these things.

Sorry Tom. Coming up later in the show guys, stay tuned because Matthew will be checking how Tom is. Every three minutes. Clarkie's benefit because he's reset. Thank you. Um, I'm trying to, yeah. But how are you in yourself, Tom? Thank you.

Yeah, thank you for asking, actually. Yeah. This is better help, right? This is worse help. Imagine if, imagine if you clicked onto the better help link and there were three other people on it. And they were all mic'd up. They were all mic'd up, yeah.

You do what? You think what? Ugh. And one of them was Ellis James. Are you sure this isn't a podcast about help? No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ellis is now a life coach.

He's going to do a sponsored read. the the The lads whites. I can't shift this spinning Jenny for love. No money The You know Tom Hanks's new novel in our back pristine condition, of course, it's in pristine condition Sorry mom. I I was genuinely pleased to get it a couple of Christmases back But I'm I'm not got the time to read the classics let alone. Yeah at this age now I thought you just referred to it as the classics and I wasn't I wasn. I thought you were just referring to it as the classics and I wasn't going to pull you up on it at all. It's like when you think God I haven't read any Dickens, I haven't read enough, like I've barely touched Dostoevsky, at what point you go well I am going to crook into Hanks.

When you want to do something that's not gonna... Not everything has to be the classics, does it? You don't want to paralyze your... You don't want to paralyze your... You don't want to read the Tom Hanks book, that's fine. When I want my Hanks stoves, I'll get it with Apollo 13. Thank you very much. That's a very good point.

It's the wrong format. We all know the time with Hanks. You smuggled the Apollo 13 in the sleeve of the Tom Hanks biography, Tom. The list goes, watch one of his films, watch him on Graham Norton, read his book. That's how you want it. That's the hierarchy. That's the league of getting your Hanks in. Hanks never released an album, did he? He never did like the return of Bruno like Bruce Willis did. He never did that did he? Because you feel like Hanks... Is the closest you got to it the soundtrack to that thing you do? The O'Needers, yeah it could be. So

he was sort of there nodding away. I mean I guess the soundtrack to that and also of course he was famous he was Colonel Tom Parker as well, wasn't he? Yes, so he directed that thing you do and cast his son in it so I think it was that's more of a project than obviously Lerman's fingerprints all over the Elvis soundtrack whereas I Got a feeling Hanks was pulling strings on that soundtrack for that thing you do Do you think so he was he was doing hand claps in the background on for that thing you do. Do you think so? He was doing hand claps in the background on that thing you do. Hank claps. Hank claps is my favourite country singer. Have you seen the biopic? Oh it's really good. On Hank's Places

Manager. Yes, yes, yes. Yes he does.. I know. Yes, he does. Speaking of which, has anyone seen a complete unknown yet? I have not, but I'm very excited to. No, I've not. I've listened to the album of Timothy Chalamet singing Bob Dylan, which is a wild listen, really, because obviously you want it to, I mean, it doesn't, you know, you can tell it's not Bob Dylan, but it does sound a lot like Bob Dylan.

Yeah. Why listen to it? Because I wanted to see how, you know, out of curiosity, out of, you're not curious to see how Chalamet steps up to one of the great and most sort of distinctive vocalists. Yes, yes. Song interpreters of all time. Yes, yes, but then also, I do feel like Bob Dylan is kind of one of the artists that I think most people can do a passable impression of. Yes, that's not what I'm talking about! Okay, two things, two things first of all.

Start dusting down your Dylan. Two things, first of all, you don't want to see a biopic where someone's doing an impression. That's not what you're after. You're after somebody. Okay, yeah, yeah, that's your after somebody inhabiting the character now. Hang on That's something that people say something you just said. Yeah I understand it because you do kind of need an impression like you're like inhabiting the character and doing impression That is pretty much isn't it pretty much the same thing? He's like Rory Bremner once Michael Sheen yeah but he like but what is that difference it's just theatrical talk for doing an impression isn't it that's what it is like Chalamet can't say I'm in I'm just I'm just impersonate

Bob I'll do Bob Dylan impression for an hour and a half two hours two and a half hours I imagine but like running time unknown but I I do a Bob Dylan impression for an hour and a half, two hours, two and a half hours, I imagine. But like running time unknown. But I do think when it boils down to it, you are doing an impression. Sheen is doing an impression. I think, well, I will accept that if they didn't do the voice, you'd notice. Exactly. Like, I mean, I haven't seen a complete unknown, but that's because I was more into that. Do you remember that film where Cate Blanchett played Bob Dylan?

I was going to ask about that one. Where like five or six different people played, Jack Black, Jack White's played Bob Dylan. Yeah. Yeah. It was, and Cate Blanchett was one of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I love that film. They were kind of, no, that, yeah, it was and Kate Blanchett was was one of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and I love that film. They were kind of No that yeah. Well, I remember being I Remember being quite obsessed by the soundtrack for that film and it was back when I was running gigs at Gagsys Hotel My cousin had a hotel in the middle of mid Wales and I would persuade acts to do it and we'd normally it'd be probably sometimes it was all three of us sometimes it was me and Ben sometimes

just me but quite a lot of times me then we pick up acts from Clapham Junction in my tiny shitty Citroen and then drive them for four and a half hours and quite often I would just make them listen to that soundtrack the whole of the way there. Really unfair. Really cruel and unusual. Was that reworking, because I don't remember the soundtrack, was that reworking of the songs or was the soundtrack just a Bob Dylan compilation? No, I think it was reimaginings of the songs by Curran's in the artists. That's tough. Very much the sort of thing you get on the front cover of Uncut magazine.

You know, it's the Rolling Stones on the front cover and then a CD where you've got Black Rebel Motorcycle Club doing a Rolling Stones song not quite as well as the Rolling Stones did it. It's like the live lounge. It's very like, it's giving Live Lounge. It really is. That is exactly what it is. It's Bob Dylan Live Lounge.

Oh, that's exactly what it was. So anyway, we're burying the lead here because Clarky is going to dust off his notorious Dylan impersonation. Everyone, Clarkie, everybody's got one and everyone can do a passable one, right? Everyone can do a passable one. So in a survey, we're looking, what we're looking for here is possible in a survey of one. Let's hear Ben Clark's possible Bob Dylan impression that he reckons, he reckons if it hadn't gone to Chalamet, it could easily have gone to him because he can do a passable impersonation.

Can I have a quick definition on passable, right? I think you're about to experience it. I think the passable's in the pudding, Tom. Someone's going to go, oh, I heard Bob Dylan the other day. Is that what possible is and it's like it wasn't Bob Dylan It was Ben. He passed himself off as Bob Dylan. No, I think I I don't think it's good No, I don't think I'll see the possible. Yeah, I think I think that's I don't think that would be uncanny Wouldn't it that would be like, you know going into the realm of like I can't think that would be uncanny, wouldn't it? That would be like, you know, going into the realm of like, I can't tell the difference between Shall we?

And the ground. Is he started? Was that part of it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He's had a few different voices, yeah. He contains multitudes as he wants. Like the Rolling Stone. Okay, yeah, that was Clarky singing it as himself. Now Clarky, do it as Bob Dylan. Just to give you, no, that was really important for the listeners. So we hear Ben, how he sounds, just so you know, what an effort he's putting into him

doing this Bob Dylan impression here we go this is mean isn't it? Isn't it mean? Crossbow have you got one? I am booy girl well hang on so that's still Clarky can we just say now just in case he's for that for the audio listener don't think that I suddenly you know I don't think I have a possible one. I'll do that for all three of us so that his impressions doesn't stand out. So we're all pretty much the same. I think we are going to be all pretty much the same but I think we're all doing impression of what people think Bob Dylan sounds like and not what he sounds like. Well I'm inhabiting the character actually.

Okay I can't wait for you to inhabit the character. I'm doing my best to inhabit the character, here we go. But unfortunately I've just got such a strong character of my own. That's always been my problem. It's always held me back as an actor. Okay. Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bombs and nines in your prime, didn't you? Oh it's a good line to go for. I think we're a step closer to Dylan than you. Are we getting more and more possible? Where?

We've taken a step. We've taken a tumble. Is Dylan falling down a well? Someone call it his city. Dylan falling off his motorbike. That's my that's my impression of Dylan. I'm just going to go. I get let's do get into a motorbike accident

and then disappear for two years midway through the motorcycle crash. You're doing that. And go on, give us give us a little bit of your if you're you're Dylan. Here we go. Well, I. Yeah, let's go. We'll go for the same like I prefer but I was trying to go for later Dylan way you know he's a bit more he's a tiny whispering old man and he sings a bit up here like I was toying with that

that's good as well have we got ourselves three ages of Dylan? Should we be volunteering to do the three ages? Clarky gives Dylan as a man. Three ages of man? Pappy's presenting the ages of Dylan. We clash in. We clash in on... We cash in on the Chalamet ticket. No, you're right, first time it'll be clashing in. Nobody's asked for it.

We're barging in. No money is changing hands. Joe Strummer story. Clashing. Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime in your prime. Fucking that's good, man. You know what? Do you know what? I think, I think Carkey was right. I think everybody has a pass at a dinner impersonation. There we go.

Well, Causham do you, oh Causham, do you care to follow in the bard's footsteps? Don't, ignore what he said there. Do you want to do a bit of a din impersonation? how? um oh give us just go for it didn't you? didn't you? no no that's good that's good but who was that was that Jennifer Coolidge? that's like late 90s Dylan that was quite yeah late 90s Dylan early 70s Patti Smith Get a girl who can do both I On the big clear out and trying to get rid of stuff. How are you? This is what we're gonna ask How are you very interesting that Dylan's his head because what I've learned about myself is I find it impossible to throw away anything Dylan related despite the fact that I've long

stopped processing. Like I came across just two nights ago, I've thrown away all my CDs apart from a boxed set of Dylan singles from when he was at Columbia and it's like a 3, 4 CD thing with cards in, kept that, kept the Don't Look Back documentary on DVD. And whenever I get to something Dylan it's like, oh no, it's Dylan, I'm not going to throw away Dylan. It's like oh no, it's Dylan is no most row a Dylan like it's a classic Yeah, complete songbook and it's like oh no, cuz that's I keep Dylan things, but it's like I don't I don't really I don't collect Dylan things. I don't know enough about Dylan but

You should only collect things because you know loads about that or you know It's like you know if I'm pleased things if these things are important to you or if you're and if you're using them That's the thing if you're not using them if you're like, well, I don't really listen to Bob Dylan anymore I don't you know, I've got no interest. I'm never gonna read his book or whatever then that's fair enough But if you're like no, I still Every once in a while I go through a Dylan phase where I'm like, yeah I'm gonna just listen to Bob Dylan Bob Dylan loads I'm well stocked for my Dylan phase you know like doomsday you could actually yeah you

could actually take a car just well stocked for it I'm a Dylan phase prepper yeah yeah so you've not yet experienced the Dylan phase but as soon as it rolls around I'm ready oh yeah boy you're ready to go the Dylan phase, but as soon as it rolls around, I'm ready. Oh, boy, you're ready to go. The bunkers stacked when that rolling thunder rolls in. This is my thing with Timothy Chalamet, just very quickly. Go, I can't hear his name without singing the opening line of the Ocean Colour scene song, The Circle. Let's hear it.

You know, as Bob Dylan please the ocean color scene song goes Saturday afternoon and sunshine pours like wine through my window and so I just shallow may stands very nicely with Saturday. So whenever I am a shallow may my brain goes shallow me Afternoon and then I'm then I mean so all the talk of the Dylan film immediately leads me to ocean color scene Well, the shallow my afternoon is a key part of the Dylan phase For the modern for the modern individual if you start with a shallow my afternoon You'll end up with the Dylan phase, right? I mine's always shall I make films and I like the way they look

We've all got everyone's got a difference it's a bit like Dylan everyone's got their own different chalamet What's your favorite phase of Chalamet's career? What have I said? I don't think I'm very O-Fay with his Hoover. Ooh. Is he French? That's why I went there. He is French, yeah. He is a French boy.

What are you talking about, is Hoover? Is Henry Hoover? His Henri Hoover? He's a French boy, yeah. But again, I don't know what films I've seen that he's been in either. I tell you what, my definitive Chalamet role is in Lady Bird, he plays like like a really annoying It's either boys always reading. Yeah, he's like reading these are I don't yes. I'm not actually Yeah, it's like a lime and she's like he's I'm not really into like money Like ladies like a classic kind of early 20, like late teen dickhead.

It's great. And he's perfect for it. It's a really funny role. He's very good in that. All I know him from is Saturday Night Live. That's like what, you know, which is... Chalamet Live. Chalamet Live, as I call it.

Yeah. Chalamet Night Live. They should have called it Chalam may night live they've got i mean they've got another chance he's because he's you know yeah but not just that he's host and musical guest so he's doing the charlie introduce himself he's gonna introduce himself ladies and gentlemen me and then steps over or better he could go, what I would do is I would have a wig in my hand, obviously, you know, the curly wig. And I'd go, of course, ladies and gentlemen, man, Dylan.

That's what you do. You know, like, like literally like doing impersonation where you turn around and put the glasses on and come back and you're. Like, literally like doing impersonation where you turn around and put the glasses on and come back and you're... Oh my god. If we were still gigging, this is going on stage tonight. Oh my god. The amount of Bob Dylan and Timothy Chalamet and Timothy Chalamet meeting Bob Dylan and

all of that. Shaking hands with himself. Shaking hands with himself. Absolutely. Yeah, I love it. He's a musical guest and he Absolutely. Yeah, I love it. He's musical guest and he's host, which I love.

Because obviously the last person to do that was Charlie XCX who stepped up. She'd been musical guest a bunch of times but never hosted. I think Chalamet's hosted but never been musical guest. So yeah, spreading out. But he'll get someone else to introduce him. He shouldn't be a musical guest because No, but I love that he is to introduce him. He shouldn't be a musical guest because no, but I love it

He is delighted that you shall amaze You know, yes, what's your one Saturday night live? Yes, you read his Wikipedia you watch the films you listen to his music Yeah, okay Let's be honest Wikipedia is the first for all these people know Yeah, okay Let's be honest Wikipedia is the first for all these people know Yeah, I guess that's true right I think that's true of course, yeah, yeah, I've started just reading films on Wikipedia now Love them watching them. So I got I haven't seen that film I think I think I get the gist and then I read the entire plot on Wikipedia and go right well

I don't need to watch it now. That's how I started processing films. What? I know. That's wild. I do it all the time now it's what I do. But I know what you mean it's hard to sometimes to find the time to watch those films but I don't know Timothy Shalimeyan is Don't Look Up. There you go. Do you mean Don't Look Back? The Bob Dylan documentary. No, here's the thing. That was actually Bob Dylan. So that's how he chased by me here,

isn't it? Isn't the one where he follows the little girl wearing a red cardigan around Venice that turns out to be an evil dwarf? Yes. Yes. Yes. Did they really have sex? That was the question. Do they really have sex? Shall I may have sex with the dwarf? That was the question. Did they really have sex? Did Chalamet have sex with a dwarf? That's the big question. The tabloids are asking the Kardashian he's dating won't be very happy. Everybody needs to know. I wish I knew what it is. Kyle, no, who is it? Kyle is Kyle Kardashian, yeah.

I was trying to reach for the right name. Let's go. Well, that's my way to talk about modern reference. Who's the Kardashian he's dating? Is it Kylie Jenner? Kylie Jenner? Kylie Jenner? Kylie Jenner, there you go, I was nearly there. Kyle Kardashian, close enough. I wouldn't be surprised if she introduces Timothee Chalamet as the musical guest, because

you've got to have someone to give it a bit of excitement. Doesn't normally a cast member do it? Not always, because when Charli XCX hosted, Julia Fox introduced 360 because she's name checked in it, so they've got something else to do it. Right. Shall we get into the, shall we get into the dock? We really should because we've just to say it's Shalime only going to be doing Dylan songs on.

I'm assuming so. I don't know what he's planning on doing. I don't know if he's got his own stuff. Does he or does he? It would be wild for him to not do a Dylan song, right? I just want to get Dylan. You got the songs of course. Do not do a Dylan song, right? Just Of course do a Dylan song and a walker song with you could do well you could do the shallow may medley as well Start with oh, yeah, of course shallow medley segueing to shallow my night

Fighting yeah, oh my god Chalamet medley. I mean, we'd absolutely be doing that, wouldn't we? That's got Sequel Dude Society written all over it. Yeah. It's got a karaoke circus. It's got Sequel Dude Society. We're dressed as three different Chalamets. Chalamet as Wan Kat, Chalamet as Dylan, and some other fucking Chalamet.

And Chalamet and Laney. Chalamet has called me by your name with a peach on the end of his knob. Oh, a Oh, I've seen the end of course I've seen call me by your name. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a peach on the end of his knob. Yeah. I relate man. There's a there's a peach scene.

I relate big time to that. Anyway, is it like American pie but a peach? Kind of American cobbler. It's called. That Adam Sandler film? Yeah. Oh by the way, talking of Chalamet, Nikki Glaser had an amazing joke at the Golden Globes where she was like, Chalamet sounds like the sort of noise that Adam Sandler makes. Oh yeah of course.

Chalamet, Chalamet, Chalamet. And she was like, where's Adam Sandler in the, where's Adam, Adam, Adam Seller in the audience go, I shall know me. It was great. It's very funny stuff. It was good. Yeah, really, really good. Right.

Anyway, when are we going to host the Golden Globes? When are we going to host an award ceremony? Because I think all we need to do is get on tape once to show them the goods. Can I just tell you now that we had a message from the BAFTAs the other day to say that they'd seen you chucking away your DVDs in the chaser and they were like you clearly don't care. You clearly don't care. He said not only were you getting rid of Tom Hanks' book, one of our own, but you're also, you know, you're also getting rid of it. We've also spied you.

One of our own. We spied your internet activity on Wikipedia. Well, actually, that's more of a problem for Clarky. And I did want to ask this question. I was planning on doing it on Mike, but Clarky very kindly, because I still have a DVD player. As a BAFTA nominee and member of BAFTA Clarkie receives

BAFTA screening DVDs Surely there's any additional link now aren't they they're not sending very still very coyly So they very kindly gave me a load. I've chazz a shopped them and then I read on one of them. It's oh no well read on one of them that it's oh no. Well, yeah, but I'll say this from a few years ago, isn't it? Although I did, although I did get nominated for a BAFTA, I didn't join BAFTA because you have to still have to pay a yearly subscription. I get those screeners because I'm part of the American writing film guild.

So they're from America, the American writing writing film guild I think you've been done with the WGAW or something the Writers Guild of America America West Writers Guild of America West yeah Writers Guild of America so so Clarkie I didn't know you're a member of were you picketing them were you were you striking? Last year. Is that why you were? Clarky, did you know you were striking? Yeah, I've been on strike for two years now, and I can't believe all those scabs have gone back to work. You did a preemptive strike as well. Thank you Drew Barrymore, I am refusing to work forever.

The most dedicated member of the picket line yeah you've not written a word have you no solidarity brother anyway listen if you could smell a podcast that's your day, flat share a pop well. Shall I me? That's a nice reminder that we're doing a podcast, isn't it? Definitely a reminder we're doing a podcast and not just catching up. Although these are my favourite chats when it's the kind of chats we would have just had had then Mike's not been running. And Mike's run? How are you, Matthew?

Tom, I've got to ask you how are you. Now, I was going to ask Tom, how are you doing with your 60% of everything gone, maybe gone? Because I know you're moving, this is moving week for you. Oh, of course. How are you doing with the 60% cull that you talked about last year? It's been a very moving week. I have culled actually, I have culled a lot. Well done. I think it's more 40-60.

Right. I thought I'd still... That's still good. Yeah, that's great. I thought I'd 60-40 my books. I saw you taking the windows out of your shed. The windows are gone. He's got rid of the little kid. The big one he's keeping.

This might be the last broadcast from the shed. Oh, the old girl today probably. Oh, are you taking it with you? No, I'm just taking everything. Oh, sorry. Otherwise it wouldn't be the last broadcast from the shed. Well, yeah. I was going to be like, oh, well he can reassemble it and not do anything in it. And then I was like, why, why you say that?

That'd be ridiculous. I thought you were going to do a philosophical question of if a shed is dismantled and reassembled, is it the same shed? Triggers shed. Triggers shed, of course. Exactly right. Schrodinger's shed. Or the South in our body. I know what the Triggers one is. Shred of course exactly right

I know I know what the trick trick as one is I've never quite had my head around Occam's razor and I Don't think I do with Schrodinger's cat either. We don't know what we don't know when the cats alive or dead, right? He's in a box. Yeah, is it both that one does my head in It does my head in. It absolutely does my head in. Get the cat out the fucking box. Don't put a cat in a box with radioactive. What's in the box? Crucial thing about trading this thing is that it has radioactive material in the box.

That's right. Yeah, yeah. So I'd say even everyone's still OK with this. Everyone's still cool. We have. Sorry. Have you not heard of the body shop? But we moved on from animal testing. I was harking back to the heard of the body shop? Haven't we moved on from animal testing? I was harking back to the day of the body shop the other day because it was very much the fourth, the body shop walked so lush could run.

Yeah, but you know what? The body shop though was, the body shop is the sort of place that would absolutely, I mean who knows, but it would absolutely do gangbusters today because it's very much Into the kind of everything's natural and you know nasties Is the body is the body is the body shop still around International body shop Well, listen, listen, Vietnam are famous for doing things for a long time after it's over, okay, so that's not, let's not, let's not. I've purchased from the Body Shop this year. There are some in me soul body shop workers who still haven't found out that the shop's closed.

It's still happening. The Viet Cong are still running a body shop. This is unbelievable. You're hiking through the jungle and you come across a branch of the body shop. They're still trying to rub some aloe vera onto your body wounds. Got some lip balm. It was great. But have they moved out of England? No, I went to one. I've been to a few. Yeah, but are you thinking 20, 26 years? In the last couple of weeks, yes. That's blown my theory.

This is blown my mind. This is revolutionized present buying. They're everywhere. He's banned. Hang on a second, hold tight, hold tight. I'm typing in body shop, right? The paint and body shop Beckenham. No, we're not talking about body shop.

We're not the body shop. What's about where you take your car? We're not talking about where you do something unholy, caution. We all know about that. But we're talking about the body shop where you buy your... Oh, hang on a sec, store locator. They've got 900 of them. Hang on a sec, hold tight, 900.

Yeah, got quite a few. No, no. They've got 900 of them. Hang on a sec. I'll take 900. No, no, no, no. You listen to us on this. You listen to us on this. Actually, Diner in Vietnam. Oh, no, they've got 900 products, but they've got 122 shops. They're on the way out. They're on the way out. I'm telling you, how many stores has Lush got?

No, Lush is dominating man. Lush is absolutely dominating. The amount of hours I lost in the body shop when I was taken into town by my sister and her friends and I had to just go and stand in the body shop whilst they spent about two hours in there. Can I say one thing about... Pop next door to River Island. Can I say one thing about River Island? Can I say one thing about the body shop though, right? A lot of them, a lot of these body shops, but outlet, outlet, outlet, you know, they, I think a lot of them are, they're not, you know, I think it's gone from the high street. I think it's gone from, I think it doesn't think it's on the high street as much as it used to be But didn't caution says she was just in one the other day. I refused to believe that

Used to believe it caution That I listen I'm sticking to it Listen I like to do my own research. Thank you very much. And then ignore that research. What was the name of the didn't the didn't the owner didn't it turn out that they Anita Roddick that's right. Anita Roddick. That's right. Yeah. And he's a Roddick who was like this really for me. She was like quite a strong presence at the time. It was like, she was this really powerful, like it was like the new wave of like,

she's a CEO, but she cares for the world and she's a mother and she set up this thing. And she was her own brand, wasn't she? You know, she was a company where, even though it didn't have her name, you knew her. Yeah, she was like fucking cool, man. It was like, and part of shopping in the body shop was to kind of feel like you were a bit like a neaterodic.

That's what, and like in that way, it feels like she was up there with Jobs, Steve Jobs and those people at the time, but on the high street yeah but then wasn't she done for it wasn't there like a tax thing that reared its head or wasn't there like some kind of controversy I don't remember that but you know what Tom there's a biopic. Just pretend Shalime is playing Anita Roddick. He could, you know, he could. He could. Because

he is what that he's like anyone could because everybody has a possible Anita Roddick. It's a classic. She's so distinctive. No, I think she was wasn't she pretty? Yeah. Wasn't she pretty? No, she wasn't. She's not not pretty. Well, that's not a lot more going for them. Yes, she was. How are you? I always used to ask her how are you? Wasn't she very, very ethical? She was ultra ethical, like it both in her in her bit in the way she ran a business, but not just what like not just the prods that she sold. But the Yeah, I think she was ultra ethical like it both in her exactly in her bit in the way she ran a business but not just what like not just the prods that she sold but the yeah I think she was ultra ethical maybe I don't know maybe it was I'm looking I'm actually on her Wikipedia page now and there is no there's no controversy

controversy is when L'Oreal purchased them in 2006 apparently I never went back I never went back after that. Because there was some animal testing around. Right. Yes, yes, there we go. Any coincidence she was dead within a year? No. Uh, that's, that's L'Oreal for you. The company was part owned by Nestle. You don't. Oh, the company was part owned by Nestle, right. And this right 2006. We are right in the middle of the nestle boycott Too bloody right. Oh, you couldn't touch nestle with a barge pole. I'm still on it man Still on the nestle still flying that flag. Is this to do with the rights guild? Yeah. Yeah, what about milky bars though? By the way, the the week

That's what everybody says. People always, if you sound boycotting Nestle, they go, what about Kit Kats? You go, yeah, do you not know what a boycott is? Oh yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm eating that for sure. I'm not boycotting their chocolate. I'm not buying their products. I'm just not going to be reading their Wikipedia page, that's all. I very much. Yeah, I'm just reading their Wikipedia page. That's all I very much. Yeah, I very much didn't boycott Nestle actually, but I thought I did. I was just thinking like, oh, yeah, yeah, down with Nestle. But I never stopped eating Milky bars.

You went and saw Mark Thomas at the Gulbenkian Theatre. How much more do you need to do? I know, yeah. Happy days. Happy, happy, happy days. I feel like we need to do this very very quickly. We don't have time to pretend we're getting into the dark and all that kind of stuff but can we just we just got this message in from Gareth via Patreon who says what was with Clarky's

noise at 1244? Oh I went back to it it's worth going back to. Emma have you isolated the noise at 1244 from last week? So this is the... And lots of it is in Latin and lots of it is in Greek. And... It's good. And it's just the classic. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh my God, that's great. I think, can we have that, can we have that ready to go on a trigger for whenever someone makes a really good point? Yeah. Oh, don't mind that. That was the episode last week where we were talking about how Clarky phases out because he's just seeing to himself and having a lovely time. He's just jostling himself off in the cup. To be honest, I'm talking about Latin and Greek, so someone has to enjoy themselves. There was a lot of good talk as well about how once the song started at the end of the episode, Clarkie just locked off and became

a little Barry. Yeah, we had this one from, in fact, from Rob saying at the end of the episode, Clarkie just looked off and became a very thousand yard stare. We had this one from, in fact from Rob saying at the end of this episode, the end of this episode really showed the benefits of paying for the video EPs. Matthew, Emma and Tom all dancing along to Chimp in the Morning while Clarkie sinks into an absolute pit of despair and ends with his head in his hands. I genuinely recommend going back and watching the last 20 seconds again if you missed it the first time round. Stop Art himself couldn't have written a more poignant scene and then Rod Begbie via Patreon says, also getting to see the looks on everyone's faces during this silence after I'm Bullwinkle, worth every penny. Oh, come on now. Come on.

We sometimes forget this is being recorded. Right. Um, I, I realized something, uh, maybe we could, maybe we could wrap up on this. Do you have any Papi Tom tweet used today, Tom? Well, probably, I mean, unless they're, um, I mean, I know. The song anyway. Yeah, go on. We haven't heard the jingle for a while. ["WILLIUMS"] Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. And ha ha ha, Williams, we think you're fucking

worth a million. You listen to the part and you never get here. And when you start, now enjoy the play. We hope that the end of the year will come and rain. And we think next year that you'll win again. And ha ha ha, and ha ha ha, and ha ha ha ha, Williams. I'm thinking of getting into stand-up again this year, starting to just try and get back out there. Fantastic.

I've got notes in my phone. Oh, great. I just want to say. Because I've still got tickets to see you at the Soho Theatre in February of 2020. You hold on to those. I mean this isn't, this isn't, this isn't, this is what I've just found. You know that desperate stage where you're rigging your rig? Confidence by the way, confidence when you don't get on stage and be like this isn't, this isn't, this isn't, this is what I've just found. Just get into it, man.

Just give it to us. Give it to us. It's Dylan's voice, if it helps. Bob Dylan it. Oh no, he's frozen. No one's scared of pylons anymore. It's good. You know what?

Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Well, Twitter pylons, yeah. Well, there you go. See, that's where you go. You go, well, obviously Twitter pylons. But you're right. They were so, do you remember the, do you remember the start of GBH with Michael Palin?

Alan Bleasdale. Yeah. That, so that basically, it started with a kid getting electrocuted by a pylon and it was so, so scary. So fucking scary. All of those those safety videos pylons and grain silos just played the play pylons have played the long game and now they've just been accepted and they're just not even no one's even talking about them anymore do you know what this

is absolutely right as amongst us you know what it's absolutely right it's like any uh you know any country we go to war with, play the long game, eventually you'll be our friend. And I feel like pylons have done the same thing. Yeah, they're fucking Russia. Well, I don't know if Russia are our friends. Of all the countries to pick to come off, I'm our current friends. Who are our best friends? Oh, you're Russia, obviously. Tom, you've got to work on your you've got to work on your algorithm mate I just admire a strong leader okay I would

make a bloody change from this shower of shit that we've got wouldn't it also there's some great body shops over Russia oh my god you can't walk for body shops yeah that is a trouble I can't walk for body shops Caution visiting the body shops of the world. Yes I bought something from a body shop. Didn't I? End of episode. I've just bought some orange hand cream that's got real peel in it. Didn't I?

Where are you? Hanoi. Lord credits. It'd be nice as well because it'd be like a Mr. Ben type thing of like starting in the body shop and be like, look where I am today. And you walk outside and you see the country. That's good, man. It's too much though, yeah, but it can't be too much.

It's got to be. It's literally caution. It's one shot. Caution walking from the till. Yeah. She turns and goes, I've just bought some chocolate bean armpit scrub. And by that point, she's outside the shop. Where am I?

Toronto. Didn't I? That's a fucking Instagram account. I'll tell you what, millions, millions. You can watch that. Yeah, it's quite expensive to maintain, but good. Just the scrub alone. Yeah, like she'd have millions.

Yeah, the Metro would write an article on that too. Yeah, it's a good place to have that. Yeah, it's a good place to have that. Yeah, it's a good place to have that. Yeah, it's a good place to have that. Yeah, it's a good place to have that. Yeah, it's a good place to have that. Yeah, it's a good place to have that.

Yeah, it's a good place to have that. Yeah, it's a good place to have that. Yeah, it's a good place to have that. Yeah, it's a good place to have that. Yeah, it's a good place to have that. millions is that? Comparative to maintain but good. Just the scrub alone. Yeah, like she'd have millions. Yeah, the Metro'd write an article on that, definitely. Don't you worry about it. Right, I gotta go. This has been fun. This has been so fun. Oh, as per, as per.

Yeah. What are we doing next? Oh, no, we'll talk about it later. Okay. What are we doing next? Big question. What's new for 2025? Now's not the time to talk about it later. Okay. What are we doing next? Big question. What's new for 2025?

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