Pappy's Flatshare - Ep 1526: Pappy's Flatshare Slamdown with Miles Jupp and Olga Koch - "Host the Sleepover"

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

Neither Tom nor Ben wants to host the sleepover… so Matthew says we’re gonna have to have a flatshare slamdown!Matthew Crosby, Ben Clark and Tom Parry Wicks recorded live at The Phoenix Cavendish Square with guests Olga Koch and Miles JuppOlga Koch - https://www.rocknrolga.com/Miles Jupp - https://www.milesjupp.co.uk/To get episodes early and ad-free - PLUS a bonus episode every week - join our Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareTo watch full episodes of Pappy’s Flatshare find us on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@pappysflatshareAnd follow us onInstagram: instagram.com/pappyscomedyTikTok: www.tiktok.com/@pappysflatshareFacebook: www.facebook.com/PappysFlatshare/And X: twitter.com/pappystweet Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom. I'm Ben. And I am Matthew and welcome to a very exciting episode of our flagship show, Pappies, Flatshare, Slamdown. Flagship Slamdown, Ahoy. We're in for a very special treat this month. We had two of your... Tom, I think we've already had the special treats. I feel like that was it.

Your brand new flagship Slamdown-A-hoi was, I mean, let's face it. They've got their money's worth already, haven't they? Absolutely, right. You know, I'm looking for a fresh way to rebrand this hip and happening podcast of ours, and I think we might just find it. I think we have. Two amazing guests, and a lovely record. It was Legends of the Field, Olga Koch and Miles Jupp,

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I've got exciting news. I know ever since Baddalt's finished. You've wanted to get back into sitcoms. Well, good news, boys. I've just picked up this DVD of Fulty Towers down the charity shop and I'm watching all 12 Eps in one night, plus bloopers and the interview with Connie Booth. Let's get a gang together.

All we need now is for one of you two to host the Sleep. Oh, well, it's not going to be me, Matthew. No? You know, last time I had a sleepover, actually, I was the first to sleep, and my friends put my hand in a bowl of warm water. Oh, no. Oh, no. I was so upset and wept the bed. Wept the bed.

Yeah. That's okay. Yeah, I've been grudging a round of applause. Why not? Tom, what about you? Why are you not? the sleepover for us this week. Well, first of all,

Bad Orts has finished. I know. I just got the call from the commissioner of BBC 3. We've been perfect in series 3 all this time. We've been finessing those scripts. It's a real shame. Now you tell us.

I'm not going to host a sleepover, Matthew. The last time I hosted a sleepover, it was a real damp squib, honestly. I invited loads of rock and roll stars, right? I invited the Gallagher brothers. They were there. Oh, yeah. I invited the lead singer of, I don't know, the police,

radio head, blur. and the plan was at 12 o'clock we'd listen to the music of the brand new heavies Yeah Sounds like a good night Yeah Come 12 o'clock only Noel and Liam were awake It was midnight with the oasis

Sting your cow barns in bed Honestly that's not bad Actually It's really good It's not bad Anyone remember the brand new heavies It was just that After the four non-blon's, I'd say.

Listen, there is only one way to settle this. We're going to have to have a flat share slam down. Hello and welcome to Flat Shetlandau on the panel show that says, I'm asleep on a pillow. What the hell am I doing here? I'm in the front room I'm in the front room I'm in the front room

I'm host Landlord Matthew Crosby let's meet the footman to my inflatable mattress pump it's Tom Perry and Benedict Clark Can you believe that people accuse us of being trapped in the past? I know. I know two references to Tom York in the first 45 seconds of the show

But you can't host the sleepover on your own, guys. Who have you brought to plump up the sofa cushions acting as pillows tonight, Tom? Well, Matthew, the jamboree's in danger. No! Yes! We've lost our EU funding. Go on.

Yeah. Hmm. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why, but my guest is Ogacock. Yes, Olga, dear. Olga, thank you so much for coming on the show. It's a delight to have you back on the show.

Are you a sleepovery kind of person? Do you have a lot of sleepovers growing up? Huge fan of sleepovers. But the most recent sleepover that I can remember is my brother came to stay with me for a while. And I live across the street from a McDonald's. Not to brag, I host a phenomenal one-night stand. And so he stayed with me for a couple of weeks.

I don't know if that qualifies as a sleepover. What I did find out is that he was too afraid or disgusted to use my bathroom. So whenever he needed to pee or poo, he'd go to the McDonald's. Oh, wow. For two weeks straight. How bad are your bathrooms, then a McDonald's is better? Yeah, no, I just have the one candle. That's absolutely.

wild. So did you think, oh, he just loves his Mackey D's. He's just going for another quarter pound. Well, that could be a lot. Or just a dozen nuggets. Who's to say? Oh, please. You've got to mix your diet up, guys. Get plenty of fiber.

Well, Olga, thank you for being on the show. Olga Cock is here. Clarkie. How about you? Who have you brought along this week? I bought my brother from, well, let's face it, a more wealthy mother. Miles Jop! Miles Jop.

Wow. Jop, were you a tear away at the sleepovers as a youth? Oh, I was absolutely nuts. Yeah, well, I mean, I went to boarding school, so I effectively had a kind of 10 years at the period of my life in which I should have been developing emotionally. So, I would say mixed feelings. Of course.

About the sleepover. Are you hosted them now? Because you've got, correct me if I'm wrong, 17 kids? Yeah, about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you hosting a lot of sleepovers or are you more of a kind of, I'll send them out to someone else's house?

If someone else invites them, we always say yes. Always. But no, we do host them. But you have to be a sort of disciplinarian sometimes and just sort of go out and guys, it's like two in the morning. And there must be like 18 empty packs of skittles

in this room. You've all gone fucking crazy. And your youngest brother wakes up in four hours. Are you not cool dad, though? Do you not like, actually... I'm going to double drop some skipples myself, you know? That's right. I get nerds and microdose.

The Elon Musk of the sleepover. Yeah, of course. Of course. Well, Miles Jupp is here as well. Well, we've met our guests. Let's find out who's going to be fetching the bowl of hot. Water and who's having their hand placed in it as we play round one.

Thank you. Going round to my mates and sleeping over tonight. It's going to going to be sound. We're going to have a ball. My only one fear is this. One if in the bed I piss and I keep thinking this. Please the bed do not piss.

Now we're falling asleep and my bladder is full because when we watched under siege I drank all the red bull And we're all in our beds But I'm thinking about Eric and Lennyack And how we just saw her boobs now I get out of erection

Then I let go I can help it I'm jeezing On my friend's pillow It's then I pee You ain't pouring down my knee There's no forming on the bed

And try to fart but shit instead I've done the holy trinity Sheet's and jizz and awes And so Sleep on the dry side Well It's a true story Yeah

Well that's all the time we've got Folks So this first round You should be ashamed of yourself We all should this first round is called dream on in this game i'm going to give our players a category and they have to tell me what they consider to be the dream option in that category so if i ask them for the dream sandwich they might say cheese and pickle if i said dream pet they might say cat if i said dream restaurant they might say wrong podcast um basically they have to see the best thing they can think of from a topic answers will be given simultaneously on the count of three these answers will be defended by their teammates before i make my final decision And winners get three points, losers get nothing.

Okay, we're going to start with Miles versus Tom. Okay, Miles versus Tom. I would like you, on the count of three, to give me the dream sleepover guest. One, two, three. Erika Lenniak. Okay. Oh, no, we can't do that. So, yeah, I see what's happened here.

That came very quick. Do you mean of this? Yes. Oh, sorry, I thought you meant like dream dream. No, no, I see what's happened to is. We've got two horny little boys on the show, haven't we? I just, that was. We've got, we've got, we've got Erika Alaniac, Arika Laniac, yes, and we've got Chet.

I mean, it happened really quickly. Yeah, that was, that was. Can I ask who either of those people are, please? I'd Google them before you, but I'd lose the rest of the eve. They're too, if you're a man of assertive, if you're in your 40s, they were very sort of formative. Cultural figures. Yeah, Jet was one of the gladiators. And Erica Alainette was off of Baywatch.

So there you go, yeah, very great. Wow. So, so. That was, that was so near the surface, I have to. Yeah. Oh, my God. Can we do it again? And I'll say Stephen Frye or something like that.

You know, it will feel a lot more. Yeah, I mean, we can if you want to. Are you happy with, well, it doesn't matter if you're happy with your answers. You've given your answers, okay? So, so now, I mean, it's, this is, this is, this is gone south. And I, I do, I do, I do, I do blame the jingle. I think if we're going to look for a tipping point there in the show. When, Olga, when I was for 13, 14.

I didn't ask. You know what? Absolutely right. Absolutely right. I'll say this. Frosties did a... What? If you had enough Frosties, you could send off

for a live-sized 3D poster of a gladiator. And it was kind of the technology there and it wasn't very 3D. Like the background. Why are you holding your hands? in that weight up. Put it this way, when it arrived,

it wasn't 3D enough. Like the background was like blue and green and if you wore the glasses then it looked a little bit. Surely they assumed that the kids would be doing that

with the 3D. I slept with that poster basically. Like I'd lie the poster out, I'd put my 3D glasses on and then I'd go to sleep next to the poster. Can I tell you a fun fact?

That is the most pathetic thing. I've ever heard in my life Is that the fun fact? I actually have a counter argument You are in my team So do you know Mahler the composer? Yes

His wife Alma Maler She was like a sexy older woman Who divorced him or was his widow And then she started dating Oscar Kukoshka Who was an artist much younger than her At the time They started dating then she ditched him She was like, I'm bored

I'm gonna go date someone else Oscar Kukoshka got so obsessed with her He made a life size doll of her And then he would fuck her obviously And then Was that not the implication Sorry, he slept with. I didn't fuck the poster.

I didn't fuck the poster. And then he would have friends come around and look at the big doll. So I all... So he fucked? Yes. I urge you all to Google Image search this. But what I'm trying to say is...

Was it A. Mamala? Sure what? Was it A... Alma Malar. Yeah. It's like a doll of her. She went to my old university. I'm sorry. Come on, no, a real mixed reaction to that.

Some people, some people loving it, some people hating it. Everybody's wrong. It's a lovely bit of business. No, you know what, that was nice stuff. That was really nice stuff. John's a visionary. A 3D vision. I just think, you know, you know, it...

So you've actually, what you've done is you've downgraded this now, too. It's no longer the human being, Jen. it's now a 3D poster jet. I've done the 3D... No, I didn't do the... Oh, no, no. No, no. With you, Tom, it was a 1D poster, wasn't it?

It's nice to know this episode is not going to go out. This is just for us now, guys. The rest of the night is just for us. It takes the pressure off. But I'm just saying, like, you know, I don't know what I'm saying. What are you saying?

Yeah, because we'd love to know. What you say? I'm just going to make you feel a bit more innocent. What's the... By talking about fucking a bit of paper. I'm Googling. It's a jet? Is that...

Jet from gladiators, yeah. Jet from gladiators. She was also really cool, right? What, like, in poster form. I... The reason I'm fucking this bit of paper is for her coolness. We've actually got way more in common than I realised Now that I'm lying next to it

But now I've got paper cuts of my dick Anyway Miles you said Erika Relaniac Any Did you buy enough crunching up cornflakes to fucker I'd forgotten that brief disastrous advertising campaign No, I never got remotely closed her in the way that, I mean, you know, we briefly discussed, you know, what technique we do. We were lucky enough to play Hanging Tuff or anything like that from gladiators.

No, no, we exchanged letters, emails, aerograms, but nothing sorted. No, I say it. Not like the fucking beast on the end. And also, it was really about, I would write to her about sort of, I admired her as an actor. Of course. And now we're all in the business We'd all think of each other as essentially peers What's her name again? Can I look her up?

Yeah, Eureka Alaniac. Okay. Have fun. So those are your answers. Who am I going to go with to win the points? You don't have to award points. It happened very quickly. I'm sure it did, Tom.

Let's not go back to the points. I'm sure it was Papia machete in a manner of seconds, but please. It wasn't 3D to start, but it was by the end. Standing up his own accord walking around the room. More DNA than the real person. I think we're going to, I think we're going to move on to the next. No. It was a no score draw there for that round.

Okay, next up it's Olga versus Ben. There's a lot riding on this, which is what Thompson, anyway. We simply have to, guys, it's your fault. Next up, it's Olga versus Ben. I would like you on the count of three to give me the nightmare sleepover guest. One, two, three. Beetle juice. Pericles.

Okay, right. we'll start with you. Beatlejuice, it's a great call. Straight away. We've said it twice now. Yes. Yes. We can't afford a musical. Why are you picking that fella? Can't call him BJ. Not with the way this

game's going. No, sir. I've never seen the movie. What? Seems like a bit of a tick. It is, yeah. It's not a plot of the movie, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, okay, you've never seen him, but you don't want him to sleeper. And I think that is, that's a, a, a strong case.

Something really unsettling about a man who's balding with a bob. Sorry, what? No, you, you took, you took the, the winner's way out. Yeah, that's true. Shamed off the bob. I can't look at you after what I know. I've never seen a team so divided this early on. We don't have to open the quickfire round for this kind of, uh, animosity.

Okay, so we've got Beatleju, very strong answer. Clarkie, you said, you said Erica again. It's Erika. It's Erika. I'm so sorry, it's Erika. It's very important to get this thing. I've only ever seen it printed on a poster. We're talking about an artist.

Of course, of course we are. Why do you think this lady would be a nightmare? Sleepover guest. She's very intimidating with her kind of active career. Yes, her charisma. Yeah. I think you just can't speak to her, you know. She'd just be.

it'd be awful okay all right so wait can I ask who your teen crush was because if you thought even in your dreams she was too out of your league what were you working with you wouldn't even allow yourself to fantasize so Ben and I

we were the we were asleep over partners so that hold on no no wait a minute no no so like hold on firstly that's not a thing despite the business

cards you had printed that is not a thing All of our formative sleepover experiences were together. So, like, that's, we used to have the best sleepovers at Clarkies House. Yeah. And we did go through a phase. What was better about then? Was it just cleaner? Because I couldn't have anyone around mine.

There was a poster in the bed. It's a four-post bed. So we used to go in Clarkies because his parents would let us stay up later, and we'd be able to sneak downstairs and watch under siege. But we did go through a stage where we'd turn the lights out and then we'd lie in our respective beds and describe who we'd like to go out with and what we'd like to do with them. Well, like, is it a 20 questions type game?

Describe them rather than saying their names. It would say, like, well, what I'd like to do is go to the cinema with Eric Rillenia. We'd like talk through what we'd do with our dates. So we did that quite a lot, didn't we? We did, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's incredibly

Now we're both pathetic It's kind of like Two of the same sides of phone sex Yeah Yeah Would you sort of problem solve each other Would you say I'd like to do this And we'd go there and we'd do this

And you'd say but that sounds demented Could you stop each other making mistakes Before it was as we've seen tonight too late? Evidently not Because here we are What was your dream date, Clark? The cinema, or what was your dream dates? Frankie and Benny's, what were you going for?

Yeah, I think Natalie and Brulia, me and Natalie and Brulia Probably go to a swimming pool. Your poster of her ended up torn, didn't it? Look, Torn was originally written about a barucca sock. So in that, I'm going to have to go with Beetlejuice, so Olga, you get the three points there. Olga, you're staying on, this is Olga versus Miles. I would like you on the count of three to give me,

this is bad. When I wrote this, I didn't know what everyone was going to say beforehand, but it's the dream thing to sleep on that isn't a bed. Now, I'm just going to say now, I'm ruling out poster, all right? Okay. This is the dream. Olga versus Miles, I like you on the count of three to give me the dream thing to sleep on that isn't a bed. One, two, three. Bouncing Castle. Oh, you both got in. inflatable. We'll start with you, Miles. Why have you gone for the Lilo? Well, I was trying to think of something that you could sleep on that isn't sort of technically a bed because I'd have said something like mattress, wouldn't I, or Futon.

Yes. It was sort of trying to go to something that is emphatically not a bed, but as close to bed as do the same shape as a bed. It is. I mean, it's got a hell of a lot going for it. If you're looking for the criteria by which reward points. He's talking me around. He knows how to play the game. At what point does a Lilo become an airbed? When it's got a soft velvety covering.

I think that's it, yeah. He did say, he said, like, he did say lilo. If he's an airbed, then I'd say, I'm sorry. But we have that soft velvety covering. What are you doing, shaving it? You'm sweaty, aren't you? Oh, yeah. You'm sweaty on a lilo.

Yeah, but you put a sleep. Yeah, you can leaping back down. You can make it up, can't you? The line, it would be absolutely... You know, you can absolutely put on a fitted sheet over the top of that lilo if you want, yeah. I'd put on a protection. protector as well yeah I'm not I'm not I'm not an idiot okay a very very strong answer as you've told me already he knows I'm a simple man

Olga remind us again you went for Bouncing Castle Bouncy Castle again okay so you're popping your shoes off you're having a night on the Bouncy Castle why do you think it's a good answer I think A lot of them have, like, a roof. That's great. So if it's raining, you could still sleep on it. They're big enough to have a big sleepover, so you don't have to be alone. You could have all your friends and family sleep with you in the family.

Absolutely, yes. And then if... Don't bring your family. Not to one o'clocky sleepovers, please. Oh, brought granddad. And why is he wearing 3D glasses? this poster of herein's amazing the Schwarzenk

Redemption yes it's good I also think that gentle you know the gentle hiss is actually do you know people listen to white noise to fall asleep to that kind of so the bouncy castle

absolutely yeah I'm gonna go you know what I'm gonna go boutty casters three points to you going for that easy point okay

Finally, it is the old grudge match, Tom versus Ben. Okay. Areca releniac. Now, you've let you. You, and again, you've let yourself out already, guys. Build back better, all right? If only Clark, you was here to see this. Okay, here we go.

Here we go. Right. And again, don't go, don't go what you did. I tell you, don't go your 30. I'm not going to count to 3. I'm going to count to 47. All right. I'm going to give you loads of thinking time

Okay I'm gonna I would like you to give me On the count of three The dream thing to dream And just pop You know Pop a little bit of ice down your back

Before you answer, okay One two, three That you're dead World peace What Okay This

this broke bad now I heard Clarkie's one loud and clear and I believe Clarkie you said that you're dead that's the dream thing for Clarkie to dream let's put a pin in that and then we'll go back to that in a second Tom I didn't hear your answer but it I don't think it was good either

no no my instinct from the from the I think they may have been like a whole... Yeah, yeah, yeah. My instinct from working with you for 20 plus years was, I thought, no, he's not happy with that. That's not a good one. What does you give us?

I said world peace. Okay. World peace. Say what I wanted to say. It was to be in the sand dunes with Erica Rillian. Okay. Arika. Erika, we can't stress this enough. Was it part of a dream in which you're a finalist

in the Miss World page? Is that the bit you're not telling us? he's wearing a sash so you're going to go with world peace now I mean yeah yeah sure yeah okay so why in these troubled times yes absolutely right

you know silence is violence and I'm glad you're speaking out for world peace go on Tom explain to us why you think that would be the perfect thing to fall as deep and wake up in and when we go

oh I had a wonderful dream it wasn't real but I loved living in that utopia for a while yeah I mean my they taught my daughter's four and they taught her about war

at preschool the other day and so now before she goes to sleep she gets her globe out and whereas we used to play let's point to the countries where mum and dad have been or where's sunny she now says

where are there wars in the country in the world and we have to You're never going to sleep mate it's it sounds less like you're describing a memory and more like you're describing a bank scene

Where is the war, daddy? She is a stencil, I should say, she's a pencil. She's been a jet. Yeah. Jets her mom as a poster. If you conceive with a poster, then you do give birth to a stencil. Tom's daughter is a stencil of a little girl crying. Looks like she's got a balloon and it's a grenade. It's really, it's sad stuff.

Oh, God. Yeah, so I guess that's bringing me down. So I guess that's why I said world peace. Okay, so we've got world peace. I've kind of stayed at two. I've gone with two wars. Because I didn't want to lie to say there are no wars. So I've gone with two wars.

Which ones did you select? Don't ask me that, oh God. I did go with one of yours, I'm afraid. One of my... One of yours. Oh my God. Oh my God. Is anybody else

absolutely Jonesing for the fucking break? I cannot wait for the break. We're not coming back out. No, there's no, there's a good chance we'll say we're going to do an interval of about six months. We'll regroup, we'll do a lot of work on ourselves. We'll get the fuck off of 4chan. I don't know how the manisphere do it. I'm absolutely exhausted.

Clark, Clarkie. No wonder they've got to take all those supplements. Clarkie, you want to be dead. Join the club. I relate to. Start to sound pretty good now, guys. I relate to that proper hard. You win the points.

Well, I look forward to hearing that in that Well, I look forward to hearing that round again In five years' time When we forgot how bad it went the last time We haven't done that round for a while I will do that. Oh, yeah, I remember. Anyway, at the end of that round, I would like to ask for a complete change of blood, but that can't be arranged.

I'm so sorry, because we've got a real treat for you, folks, The producer Ben is back for one week only. And look what you've done. Is that what we've regressed? That's it, yeah. We're back to 2011. Producer Ben, it feels like old times. Tell us the scores, please.

Tom and Olga have six. Benemasa three. Oh. So Tom and Olga are in the lead. But they can't just sleep on it. Everything could change when we're returning part two. See you on a bit. Welcome back to Flash Slam down.

We're back. Now, before the break, one of the teams was in the lead. It's been a long time. One of them were in the lead. The scores haven't moved, and neither has the need to host a sleepover. I want to chat about all the cute boys I've seen recently. And I'm not talking about floating navigational devices.

Okay. Okay, I am talking about floating navigational devices. Oh, those bobbing plastic teasers are so round and shapely, I just can't help myself. Oh, before I forget, next episode's household chore is going to be get me unbanned from the yachting club. Okay. But never mind that now. It's almost a round two. It's flat games.

Yay! Games! Let's play together. Games. Let's play forever. Roll the dice. Spin that thing. Put that dead.

Because you're told games, if you lose, you get nothing. Games, if you win, you get gold, go, gold, go. Whoa, go, go. Listen to that. Go, go. Can you hear that? The rest is entertainment. Why aren't you talking about this, eh?

This is what's really going on in the industry. Oh, you're... Your vendetta against a man who's worked you've never consumed Continues. I never will. This week we're playing our version of musical bumps,

which we're calling musical grumps. I'm going to ask you to sing about a... It's really lovely. It's really lovely, guys. I'd like you to sing about a famous grumpy person to the tune of a classic song from the musicals. Musical grumps.

Your teammate must guess which grumpy chop. you're singing about one point for a correct guess but a huge 10 points for making life a cabaret old jump we're going to start with tom parry oh there you go here we go here we go now you're giving us from laymise master of the house which is what that's what we called you when you watched every episode of that show where hugh lorry plays a doctor god what a sleepover that was Tom, there's your grizzly guts, but Olga, who is the famous grump? It's great to have DJ Back at Lous, back on the ones and twos.

Play that grumpy music, white boy. What about, where do I begin? I think I'll tell you that I live in a bin. I'm angry about this. I am angry about that. I live on a street. Oh, I've shat. That's not very important.

but I've shafted onto someone's hand because it's up my ass and I think that is grand I'm an angry man I live in a bin while am I cross about well let me begin a bin lid on my head a lovely little wave look everybody here's the joy I crave everybody's having lots of fun

Everyone learns to read And count to ten Here's a big bird Eating seed The end Oh Oh Yeah

It was I mean it was good You know I very nearly waterboarded myself With their Half a mouthful of Lucky Saint there But I really enjoyed it

It was very, very good Before I give you your points out of ten though Tom. Olga, have you got any idea who Tom was singing

about? Is it Oscar the Grouch? Yes. It was Oscar the Grouch.

It was good old Oscar the Grouch. My childhood crush. You've always had a

thing for trash, haven't you? You've always had a thing for trash. I'm going to give you,

what am I going to give you nine out of ten? It was a very strong. I've never got a nine out of ten on a singing

round. I know. you've done very well you know you've finally learned to sing so next up we've got miles jup now your song is food glorious food from oliver you can look at it right now yeah so ben you have to guess what crotchety critter miles is singing about okay all right oh dear miles has pulled a face but is it erika olenio famously groucher okay well she will be off when she hears this

Actually, if she listens. Tell you what, don't imagine if she listens, all right, Tom. Because we'll lose you. Stay present. Okay. Just imagine, though. Stop imagining her. Okay.

This is exactly what you talked about in the break. You stop imagining her. Head is for sums and fares. family. Miles. You've had plenty of thinking time. As indeed as Tom. Now, DJ Bucketlaus, introduce us all to your lovely Lady Grumps.

I've not seen this film. So I don't really know who this person is. Oh, no. Everything I've heard about this person is things other people have said, so I'll try to describe him. He is a man with glasses. He seems to be surrounded by balloons. And at some point, a big house flies up into the sky.

He is animated. He probably won some sort of Oscar. I think he's made by the Pixar people. Or it could be some other. studio what in the blah blah blah

hot jelly and custard one moment of knowing that ignorant feeling oh

very nice absolutely gorgeous very nice Clarkie have you got any idea who Miles was singing about

is it the old man from up it is indeed It is indeed What are we going to give Miles You know what I'm going to get It was good

It was a really good rendition I'm going to give you 8 and a half out of 10 17 kids And you've never seen up No We're mainly just tidying The television's for them

Well we We crack on and tidy or have more children. Those are the options of a Saturday, aren't they? We've got a long weekend. What should we do? The garage or, you know, increase the brood. I like the way you assume we don't do it in the garage. We don't have a garage. It's on street parking.

You do it in the street? Why don't we do it in the road? It's permit only. Why don't we get a permit to do it here on the road? Olga, you've got any dream we'll do from Joseph. Joseph in his amazing technical a dream coach. Full disclosure, had never heard the song. Had never heard the musical.

Assumed it was about Jesus' stepdad. What? It was Joseph from the Bible. I was like, yeah, Joseph from the Bible. Yeah, it's the other one. It's the guy with a coat. You thought Joseph the carpenter had a bright coat. Yeah.

That's mad. I'm sorry your wife fucked someone else. Here's a coat. Have a coat. But Tom, Tom, what prickly pair is Olga singing about tonight? DJ Bucketlaus, Laos, turn your frowns, upside down, and then back again. I love my dad. I hope he chooses me to take his company over.

I only watch two seasons of this show. Oh, this show. I want to inherit this big company. But my siblings also want to inherit. is oh what do we do Olga Cock everybody that was amazing whoa

it was good it was really really good thank you so much so Tom do you know what grumpy person Olga was singing about Did I choose the right one?

Oh, you were spot on, absolutely. I love my dad. I hope I inherited his company. But all my other siblings also want it. It's the, is it, so it's accession? Yeah. But is it, is it Kendall? Oh, no.

No, yes. I see what you're saying. No, you're saying about the wrong person, but that's... I have definitely saying about the wrong person. I'm so sorry. If it was, I am the dad. Okay, yeah, that's what I was thinking. I was like, is that one of the siblings or is that the dad?

That's the dad. Sorry, sorry, sorry. That's the dad from succession. Is it his name? Yeah. Final answer. Final answer is... Yes.

The dad from succession. It is, of course, the dad from succession. Logan Roy, yes. Yes. Very, very good. For somebody who had never heard the song before, that was pretty damn good. And barely watched the show.

There was a lot. Didn't know the show. Didn't know the song. Logan Roy. Logan Roy. Yes. There we go. Does this show edit together really well?

No. No. If anything, it's better in the room. An impossible job. Yeah. Yeah. Really, really poorly. But yes.

It's unlistnable, actually. It's bad. You should read the reviews, honestly. Sathing. Absolutely scathing. But I'm going to give you nine out of ten because you've, you know, but not knowing the song, you absolutely aced it. Ben, this is a challenge.

That's why you're taking the edge off my nine out of ten. this is very rare like I say a team divided against itself cannot stand Tom do you want me to dock some points off your team mate Tom so you feel better if you could seven out of ten then seven out of ten

there we go sorry Alka not my decision I was ready to give you nine okay you're never getting waste our Royco now finally Ben you've got supercalifragilistic Xpialadocious

Oh, baby Fucking hell From Mary Poppins But Miles Who is the testy trouble maker On the tip of Clarke's tongue DJ bucket louse You old Grumple Stiltskin

Play that music Fucking hell This is fast here we fucking go Now this Eio Oh oh It's off to work We go

What? I'm with six of my mates And we are going to work Omtile lily lily I It's hard work in the mine running for diamonds. Oh, look at this. Snow White. She's my mum. She is not, she is not my mom. I'm a dwarf, not a child. That is, I, oh, I'm delirialiali, I'm deli, I'm deli, I, oh, I'm delioli, I'm deli, I.

Clarkie, everybody, cocky. Now, wow. Clarkie 9 points That sounds about right So Clarkie You had heard of the person And you had heard of the person And you had heard the song

Yeah And yet you were worse The people who hadn't heard Of the person or the song How did that happen? All I can say is I'm sweating a lot It's a...

That was true before the show It's a weird old song, isn't it? Well it is when you do it yeah it's which your version was certainly was but miles have you got any idea who Clarke was singing about potentially I like the way that you

move Dick Van Dyck into the sort of diagnosis murder phase but I thought that was that was really deep character work I mean I assume it's it is grumpy from Snow White and the It is indeed yes

seven co-workers you see it was good yeah uh miles gets one point clock he gets four oh la la it's more than i thought all right dj bucket louse give us the scores to the tune of food glorious food uh okay Ben and Miles have 17 and a half Tom and Olga have got 24 Oh

10 points to DJ Bucketlaus Beautiful Now let's find ourselves a prisoner 24601 and lock them up for the rest of their miserable lives It's time for beef brothers Well if you've got a problem I'm calling it a problem If you've got a problem

I'm calling a beef. If you've got a beef, maybe we can help you. Beef Brothers sorting out your beef. Yes, it's Beef Brothers. We're each week we set. We ask our panelists to sort out a flat share-based beef, and today's one comes from Jordan. Is Jordan in the audience?

Hey. Hey. All right, Jordan. Now, Jordan writes, my friend has an irrational hatred of microwaves. Ooh. And in turn, all otherwise, convenient kitchen technology.

Even buying some basic food has been replaced by growing minuscule equivalent amounts. Microfood? Objection, Your Honour. Give me another edit point, we. Yes, it's B-Brother's. Jordan continues. This is an unsubstantiated move that makes no sense in this year of our Lord 2025.

Am I mad? It's just a microwave. So, Jordan, that's your beef. Tom and Olga, you're on Jordan's side. Ben and Miles, you are on the side of the flatmate. The flatmate's not by any chance here with you right now, are they? His brother is next to me. His brother is next to you.

Okay, that's good enough. But no, Your Honor, he's not present. Okay, yeah, but that's still good. And what's the name of the... Are you willing to out this person by name? Absolutely, it's James. Okay, so we've got... We've got...

What's his address? Let's do a good old fashion. We're all Southwark. James, do you feel the same way about microwaves? No, that's Thomas next to me, his younger brother. Thomas? No, it's insane. Okay.

I have to say that the jury should not have... been allowed to hear that. What, this whole episode? He disposed them. True of the entire podcast. The old jury. Tom and Olga, you're on Jordan's side. Ben and Miles, you're on James' side.

But Thomas, his brother is here, but that doesn't necessarily mean he supports him. In fact, we know he doesn't. So, before you make your cases, let's start the cross-examination. Jordan, this thing you say about making minuscule quantities of food. So, like, instead of having a salad, he'll grow just like a little tiny salad. Is that what you mean by equivalent? That's a fair question, Councillor. He's getting into it.

I love it. I think there's a particular breakfast that stands out really where this situation kind of, you know, reach peak tolerance for us. It started with the microwave and then other, you know, kind of pieces of technology slowly drifted out of the kitchen. It's not the lack of counter space

or, you know, money to buy them. And eventually then at this particular breakfast, we kind of asked for... Are we listening to another podcast? Sorry And it's really fucking good Just

simmer down, Matthew Finally, It's like an old episode of Home Truths This is unbelievable I'm I never usually Tell a man to start a podcast

But I think you should start a podcast We'll just put this bit out This will be the episode That Wednesday Feeling now to fun So sorry, sorry, Jordan But what was, we're talking about the food He's growing bits of food

Yeah, particular breakfast That's where he'd got to before this Yeah, well, we'd simply ask for bacon and mushrooms And instead of kind of, you know, usual punn it You know, six rash a pack Kind of this small He's good, isn't he's really good Slivered Lodon

Kind of got to live in a spellback To my, to my tummy, I looked at Tom It's got a log was delivered to me It's kind of six micro mushrooms on it It's just a feed like... We've lost you now, mate, we've lost you you've gone like that bloke in the far show he gets

watch me up to this success and he gets carrying away it's gone to his head it's like we bet the story's funny but just tell it to us and let us laugh at it and let us laugh at it

carry on Jordan I think there was a question no it's just No mushrooms at all is pathetic. Okay, no further questions, Jordan. Thank you, Your Honor. Jordan.

Jordan, are you okay? Are you alright? It's a crack in night. Are you sure you haven't had much rings? Sorry, Joe. So you wanted six. ashes of bacon and some mushrooms. What the fuck happened next, mate?

You know, tiny, it all makes perfect sense. Tiny little mushroom that he'd grow. Tiny little mushroom is basically way mushroom. Were you saying it was a breakfast for six people? Or that they were just six? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's before we even get to the problem of cooking, the thing. kind of medival cauldron snarrying that we had ourselves in.

I'm sorry. I guess I just don't speak posh. Like, what? I get like one in five words, but I've never been more entertained in my life. Let me handle this. This good man, though I'm going to be arguing against him, is speaking nothing but sense. He's merely positing the fact that his flatmate basically does not get enough food to feed the... I don't know why they're giving breakfast to six people in a flat share of things.

That's your sort of standard social engagement, but he's making... I'm sorry, can we go about to him? He's making... He's making perfect sense. But he went to... Has anybody got, and I'm going to regret asking this, but has anybody got any other questions? But literally anyone in the room, really, at this stage.

And we've got any other questions they want to ask Jordan? Jordan, has James rejected only cooking technology? Like, does he still use like an electric crazer or stuff like that? Or like a computer or a laptop or a phone? Yeah, no, other forms of technology are present in the house, yeah. Huh? I don't know.

He said other technology is present in the house. Thank you. So that's my enunciation. That's my name. Can nobody else hear this? It's like when you come around for an operation,

you can speak a new language and nobody else knows what the fuck's going on. This is this first thing I've heard all evening. It's even clearer than the jingle you did at the beginning time. You heard enough of that jingle. Any further questions for Thomas or for Jordan? What does James do?

Is he scientific to know not to trust this technology? He used to be a weapons engineer on a nuclear submarine. Yeah. Oh! You heard that. didn't you? The minute's about fucking war. Oh,

old Captain shit the bed pricks up his ears. Clarkie, did you tell him my sleepover nickname? You had to laminate the poster nickname. that was for different reasons okay any final questions

if not we're going to get started on the he works on a nuclear submarine yeah he used to now he just works with missiles kind of generally is it are you not allowed is it because you're not allowed

microwaves on a submarine you would yeah that would make a lot more sense wouldn't it? Oh really reasonless I'm afraid bear in mind

you're on Jordan's son. Oh. But well done. You got to the bottom of it. You're not going to score the whopping one point that this round is worth. So, hopefully that's enough information for our teams to make their cases.

So without further ado, I call upon Olga Koch to begin the case for the prosecution. Your minute begins now. well I think even his own brother told us that he's ridiculous also we've established that he uses other types of technology so he drew this arbitrary line between technology that is good and technology that is bad this is not sort of an ideological stance is just a little boy being stubborn and also I just a guy in a city who's like I'm a farmer like go out and be a farmer or just get the microwave back in yeah there we go all right absolutely easy absolutely Okay, Miles. Now, are you going to do this in English? Are you going to do it for Jordan? See, see. Okay, here we go.

You have a minute to open the case for the defence. Your minute begins now. Well, Jordan, in his original letter, he said, he said, he thinks it's irrational. But it's not irrational, is it? Because this man knows a lot about microwaves. He is a weapons engineer and nuclear submarine. So if there was something dangerous about microwaves, then you'd know that, wouldn't you?

If there's something... And there is something dangerous about microwaves, they can actually cook your insides and the neighbours, if their old money, might think you've vulgar. And that's...

I think... Which I think would absolutely cut to the quick. I mean, so you say it's irrational. You're in your own letter, you said, am I mad? Right? And then later you described technology drifting out of the kitchen.

So it's... I think you've answered your own question there. You are mad, and it's outrageous for you to be sort of... sland with his educated man who's done something perfectly sensible like setting up a mini city farm he's growing

mushrooms for heaven's sake he is about to buy a pig he's going to wet chickens you're going to be having fabulous you can have more than six over breakfast soon you're going to be doing nose to tail eating and you're going to be fucking grateful for it Miles Jupp everybody okay two very compelling arguments there Jordan how do you feel

it's going so far that felt like a crucifixion didn't it From Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamco. Now Tom, you're going to continue the case for the prosecution. Are you going to do it as yourself? No, I'm going to do it in the style of a Deep South defense lawyer from a John Grisham novel. Oh, yeah? Yeah, Mr. Fanshaw Standon.

Fanshaw Standon, presiding and providing, your minute should you need it, begins now. Ladies and gentlemen, I recognize a lot of you there from. the town center queuing for the bakery Tuesday morning pie day well around here we love a pie day hell them their lawyers there from the big city they ain't eating a pie in his life a lot of posh words there from old plum in his mouth Around here, when we put plums in our mouth, it's for sports. At the old plum festival, hell, still hold the record. Three plums.

Harder than it looks. A lot of people go in shouting their mouth off. Eight plums, nine plums we experience folks know. Three plums, tops, thank you, sir. We lost a lot of good young men to fall plums. Maybe we should stop that event, actually. Many deaths, many deaths. How else are we going to celebrate some Plums Day?

Now, a lot of here talk about technology around here. We simple folk, but sure we embrace technology. Sure, you remember the story of Farmatamethon. Farm of Tamerson is big plans. Hell, y'all remember when the hog walked into town wearing an MP3 player? An MP3 player?

That ain't no gram. Oh, Samifan, we've been hiding that mini-disk. But hell, if that hog wasn't the fattest of the fair, listening to Bonnever 24-7, not getting nice and fat and juicy. There's something in it, the defense rests. Yes. Thank you, Fanshaar.

Clarkie, it's down to you now to continue the case, or conclude the case indeed, for the defence. You have a minute, use as much of it or as a little bit as you like. The time starts now. Well, actually, I thought I'd do this as a new character I'd be working on. It's called Jordan. It's a bit... I don't want to...

Well, it's actually... It would be... Come down, don't cold one. It's really bad, it's... Simply put. I mean... Possibly. Possibly.

for dress that is how I'm that is how you all sound to make no difference now I cannot make the decision myself as I'm currently the subject of litigation that local yacht club has got me bang to rights for three counts of jerking on the jetty

better than the jet in the jet poster but there we go so instead I'm going to ask the live Phoenix audience to cast their vote if you think that Jordan and therefore Olga and Fanshaw are in the right I'd like you to applaud now but if you think Miles and Clarkie made the best case please applaud now Fantastic. Congratulations to Miles and to Clarkie there.

Big thanks, of course, to Jordan. How do you... Yes. How do you feel about the result, Jordan? Yeah. Jordan, everybody. Thank you, Your Honor. Now, to paraphrase the poet Robert Frost, there's Miles to go before we sleep, but I'm not talking about Miles Jupp.

I'm talking about the lovely dark and deep quickfire round jingle. That goes really quickly Which is why it's often quite amusing that it has a long introduction Ooh, what a great job Has a long introduction Though the round itself is short In many ways They're the original odd couple.

This introduction and the round itself, because the intro is really long. Ooh, he's got a point. And the round itself is really short. It's a weird match. If this was a cop film, then the introduction. would arrive and be paired up with the round

and the round would be like what's this shit I didn't sign up to work with no long ass introduction and the introduction would think about it And then it'd say, we're quite different, you and I,

you think little in short ways. But I'm methodical, and I really take my time. What is that shit? Ain't got time for this shit. I'm retiring in three hours, shit, man. My career's only been fucking two hours I go do three

I do quick quick quick things Who wrote this script It doesn't make any sense But then A call comes in There has been a murder The introduction goes

Hmm We should do something about it. It's a job, but in an hour or two. First I'd like a think. There ain't no time to think. We gotta go, we gotta go. I'm thinking we gotta go. Hmm, we don't get on well at all.

Anyway, I'll cut a long story short. Ooh, that's not like you. They solve the murder and become best friends. And they solve the murder by accepting each other's features. And the introduction's longness leads to crack the case case and also quick fires short temper ooh we're different but we're the same that really helps them

when he shoots the murderer dead and I don't want to spoil it for you but the murderer is actually round one I don't know how that would how that works that's abstract but it probably would get

more viewers than this podcast because everybody loves a murder and everyone loves an odd couple soul

thing that murder Ooh, we're the same where it comes Any way you get the gist This introduction's long But the round is short And if it was a rom-com Then of course these two would meet And the introduction

Well it would be an English guy Oh hello Oh, I can't believe you started the new Jean-Bair. See you there. I appear to have spilled my coffee. And the quick fire round, well, she's an impatient America. What are you saying? Quick, quick, what? Come on, I gotta go, I gotta go, let's go.

She's the same character as the car. She was the taste we didn't need. She was the cop all along, but now she's in a rom-com. Anyway, we don't need to get into that. Here's the quick fire round. We were a girl. It's pre-recorded

life and have a child who's both long and should It's pre-recorded guys, you can't force it out Oh, Lovely stuff there.

Here's the quick far around The quick fall Oh Yes Lovely stuff there. It's

It's the film training day. Correct. Yes, this is the quickfire round. Now, let's not forget the show is all about hosting a sleepover. So in keeping with the theme, I'm going to ask our panellists to top and tail their answers by saying only the first and last syllable. It's actually a much easier quiz than normal.

You don't need to know the whole answer, just the first and last syllable. Instead of buzzers, I'd like you to shout out your first names. Ben and Miles, let's hear yours. Ben. But we're just the first... Oh, no, just your name's for this time. Miles. Yes, that's it, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's one syllable, isn't it, Miles?

Miles is a one and a half, but, yeah. It is the way that we said, isn't it? But, yeah. Yeah, just the name is fine. And Tom and Olga? Tom. Olga. Fantastic. Off we go.

Which banjo-twanging folk rock band recorded the songs Little Lion Man, and I will... Olga! It's going to be Olga because Mars struggling with his own name again Olga Mons Mons I'm looking at two syllables here

There's the first syllable than the last syllable Miles No I know you can't Mammons Mumsons? Momsons, yeah that's it's what we're after Name the Dutch football player who currently manages Lester City

Tom Tom Roudnoy I've got Rude Roy here Rude Roy Yes yeah Doesn't he own the company in succession

Yes he does Which actor and politician Is best known for his roles In films such as The Terminator True like Olga Olga Olga

Yes which is what you've got Is there a microwave A bit of miles. Yeah. Good, yeah. Good old thawdaw, nothing's like. Terrific for drying your boots, actually. It's been hanging on the side.

It comes straight off. Bon Ballerina had a UK hit with which 60s novelty song about a small... Miles. Yes. It's... Knee. It knee is correct, yes.

God. Whose nose grows every time he lies? Ben. Ben. PINCO. Yeah, I don't accept PINCO. Yeah, why not? He was a communist, wasn't he?

Forget that, don't we? That's what the film's about. In geography, what... In Italy. In geography, what do the initials UK typically stand for? Miles. Miles. Eundum.

It's correct. Which sleepy show for little kids features characters such as Macapac. Eagle, Pickle and Upsie daisy. Tom. Tom. Telbies. Oh, it's not that one.

It's the other one. Any idea? Tom. Tom. Innen. In Den is correct. Yes, that's right. What was the portmanteau name given to the two films released in the summer of 2020?

Auger. Barmer. It's correct. Even speedier than a cheetah, which animal, which bird in fact is known as the fastest on earth? Ben. Yes. Falcon Yeah, I mean you're right

Tom Yes, go on Kinger Kingfisher Yeah No, no no You're obsessed with big obsessed with Big Brother, aren't you

Ben was right, yeah Was it? PennCon Peckon, yeah, is absolutely right Who plays... Hummingbird Who plays who... Yeah, hummingbird is fast

That's not one of the questions I tell you I tell you It is Tom is a hummingbird fast Yes I'm sorry and read the script here One point to Tom congratulations Who plays Doctor Strange in the MCU Ben

Ben Batch Is correct And what is the full title Of the 22 sequel in the Doctor Strange series Oh Oh Some of shit Yeah

Yeah Any ideas? Beyond the meta fucking verse. Yeah, it's some kind of, yeah. Virgin Island. It is, of course, Doc Ness. That's the end of the round and the end of the games. And before we find out the final scores,

Miles and Olga, have you got anything you'd like to plug? No. Nope. Do you speak for Olga as well there? No, big a part. No, you've got nothing to plug. You were looking at my... Anything to plug?

Oh, sorry, no, I do. Bell Gravia in the next chapter on ITVX. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, it's terrific. Available on the ITV player? ITVX. ITX, yes, yes, yes. It's a very good streaming service.

Five-99 a month, you don't have to have the adverts. Can we just have the first and last syllable of that, please? Belter. Thoughts of the review of it? Oh, I have nothing funny to say Just please come see me on tour I'm doing a show all over the UK As well as some of Europe

If you'd prefer that And also just if you can go on my Instagram And just give those vids a watch Here goes Vids a watch guys Put it on in the background Yeah, that goes for us as well While you're growing your mushrooms

Or whatever the fuck So thanks to all of you for watching As always check out our Patreon patreon.com 4 slash pappy's flat share and all of our social media. Like, subscribe, rate and review our podcast or recommend the podcast to all of your friends. We're back here in September and then we're also at the cheerful, earful festival in October. So please come on to those. So producer Ben, very exciting. Let's hear those final scores. Well, Ben and Miles have 23 and half. Tom and Olga have 28 and a half. So Ben and Miles are hosting the sleepover whilst

Alga and Tom are getting their logo with me and a poster of Jets. Thanks to our guest, Miles Jop and Olga Cod. We've been Pappies. See you next time on, Flatshire Slamdown. Papi's Flasher Slamdown featured Matthew Crosby, Ben Clark and Tom Perry, a special guest, Olga, and Miles Jop. It was advised by Pappies and Ben Walker. He's here tonight.

Texan Lexington was by Emma Corsham and it was produced by Emma Corsham. Big thanks to everyone at the Phoenix, to Edmore for filming it, and to all the wonderful folks who came to today's show, and you are home for listening. Pappy's flashed Slamdown is a Secret Juice production for A-Cast and the internet. Cheers, everyone.

Bye! Woo! There we go. That's how you do it. Bish-bash-Boss. What a treat. Miles Jupp, fantastic. Olga Kock, fantastic.

Olga's stepping in at the last minute. We managed to nab her. Even though she was only in the country, I think, for 48 hours, she managed to come on the pod. It was brilliant. Great to have her back on the show. Great to have Miles.

Loved it, loved it, loved it, loved it. Very, very quickly, if you're up at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, we should recommend a few shows that we have had a small hand in. I am directing Eric Rushden this year. He's got a show called Inkeeper, which is not at the hive every day of the fringe. I would love you to go and see it. Eric Rushton is the name of the comedian. He's great.

If you've never seen him before, he's brilliant. Yes, cannot wait to see that. I've also helped with Josie Long's show. Now is the Time of Monsters that's on at 7 o'clock in the Queen Dome, in the Pleasance. and also Andrew Frost, the greatest card magician in the world, is the title of the show, and that is at, I think it's like 3.40-ish, 4 o'clockish. I've got to find that out, actually, because it starts today. You've got to be there today, haven't you?

It's 4.30 now that I think about it. 4.30 in the Pleasant's Dome. Both shows are terrific. You'll have a lovely time if you're up at the festival, go and see them. Clarkie, what shows can you recommend? And Rachel Galvo, the shite feminist, Sally Ann Hayward, older, boulder, Eleanor Conway, doing no phones in a hot tub, and also Shabazz Ali, doing, I'm Richel Paul, the tour. Fantastic. Bish bashbashbosh.

That's a lot, that's a whole, you know, like if you were going up for a week, you could pretty much see all of those. And that would be your entire festival. Yeah, that would be it. He's spreading himself thin, isn't they, Clark? let's talk about that afterwards how much work can you really put in when you've got that many shows on your roster Clark and we've got to talk about this way

there are question marks around what's going on there to be honest what's he doing he's collecting a cheque and nothing else isn't he? How dare he's lending his showbiz razzle-dazzle to it he's sprinkling he's sprinkling the name and scans more Yeah, we will see about that We're going to dig into that one in a minute So anyway, thank you for listening

Thanks for listening Today's episode was produced by Emma Cautium Cautium team And probably directed by Ben Clark By the same things Anyway, cheers everyone Bye Bye