Pappy's Flatshare - Ep 1529: Chloe Petts

Episode Date: August 19, 2025

We're back in your ear and eye canals with special guest Chloe Petts. In this episode, we explore Chloe’s obsession with big naturals, uncover a wild mystery of an unexplained chair, and discover once and for all if she’s off on tour (she is)Get all the Chloe Petts content over on her website - https://www.chloepetts.org/To get episodes early and ad-free - PLUS a bonus episode every week - join our Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareTo watch full episodes of Pappy’s Flatshare find us on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@pappysflatshareAnd follow us onInstagram: instagram.com/pappyscomedyTikTok: www.tiktok.com/@pappysflatshareFacebook: www.facebook.com/PappysFlatshare/And X: twitter.com/pappystweet Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings, listener dear. I'm Matthew and I am Ben. And Tom is on assignment. He's off on his, actually. He's on his holidays, actually. He's having a wonderful time on his holly bobs. Of course he is. So he's not here for the intro. But do not worry because, you know, you know us. We're prepared for these sort of things. We recorded this episode just before the summer. And not only do you get Tom on board. You also get. one of the best one of the best out there Matthew that's so kind of you to say you get Clarkie as well thank you you get Clarkie as well you get me and I'm here

and you also get well no the one of the best I was referring to of course we know Clarkie you are one of the best but the one of the best I was referring to is Chloe Pets the brilliant Chloe Pett who has done Flatchez slam down I believe she did a Christmas episode she's absolutely brilliant

We love her. We had a great time. It really worked out for us because basically we're trying to find comedians who are close to Sydenham. Because otherwise, we can't book them. If a comedian lives in North London and we say, would you like to come to Sidnam? They usually say, no, thank you. And fair enough. Yeah.

Do you want to come to Sidnam is a sentence that normally ends with a negative. Absolutely. It's not even a poison chalice. It's just pure poison. You don't even get a lovely chalice to go with that It's just pure poison But luckily And weirdly

Chloe was staying in Sydenham She was about four doors down from your house She really was yeah So that's how we But what we're trying to say here guys Is if you are going to be a couch surfing in Sydney Please do give us a bell If you're going to be couch surfing

Four or five doors from the Clarkie residence You've got to get in touch guys Because we love to book you But Chloe was absolutely brilliant Is absolutely brilliant I believe she's on tour I'm sure the details are in the show notes I believe we talk about that

in the show but yeah she had her tour Big Naturals I can't I can't wait last time I saw her was at the Palladium supporting Ed Gamble

and I tell you what she looked like she belonged on the Palladium stage every bit as much as Edge she's just oh my God she's fantastic you're going to love this episode a tiny little point of correction

that because I'm a lunatic has just burned into my soul ever since we recorded it two months ago. Do you know what this is? Do you know what I don't? In the episode, we talk about Biff and Chip, right? We talk about Biff and Chip, the kids' TV show. And Kipper is their friend, and I knew that Kippa was their friend.

But for some reason, during it, our dear producer, Emacorsham, who we love dearly and produced this episode does a fantastic job, held up a picture of a dog. There is a series of books about Kippa the Dog by Mick Ink-Pen, who does Percy the Park Keeper as well. And I knew that as well, but even as she was showing it with me, but because it was the heat of the moment, we pushed through and said that Kippa was a dog.

In Biff and Chip, Kippa is a human boy. And Kippa the dog is a dog in a completely separate universe, a completely separate series of books. So anyway, nobody cares. No. Nobody cares about that. No. But old Crozzers has lost sleep over it

I genuinely I was calling Emma before this going What do we do about that Do we edit the whole bit of it out What do we do? She's like, I don't care I just say I got it wrong in the intro I was like, okay, fine the fuck Seriously, no

It's a bad thing is it I don't care of your nut job When the producer's like, just whatever Just I don't give a shit Seriously I can't I just can't simply can't handle You micromanaging me just let me get one thing wrong and not make a big song and dance out of it.

Well, sorry, Emma, I have. By the way, feel free to send us a DM on Instagram or any of that kind of caper if we do get anything else wrong in the episode. And that will make me livid and you'll get an arsy response from me. So that's also in your future. If you ever spot something, oh, you know, he uses this word. Or, you know, if I can't find a word and someone gets in touch, and says, the word you were looking for was descended,

which somebody did the other day. And I was like, yeah, I know it was, but you fucking try. We do fight with them in a day. You try to be good at doing this. I hear not. I don't know how you're going to be. Anyway, folks, yes, if you enjoy this and you want to get a little bit more pappies,

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is one big mistake. So come and join the mistake and support your boys on their journey as they go from strength to strength. Patreon.com for slash Pappies Flatshare. I've got to get my arse into gear and book some guests for the next flat share slam down, Clarkie. I really do because it's going to happen next month. I can tell you the dates, guys, the dates haven't changed. The 22nd and 23rd of September. Those dates haven't changed. But have I booked any guests? Are they on sale? Clark is now looking, you're looking nervous like you booked a holiday? I was like, yeah, yeah, I know the one. It's in October. What? Yeah, we got two in September. Yeah, we do have two in September. We've got two in September, 22nd and 23rd of October. Did I remember? Did you remember it? And then

we've got on the 14th of October. We've got the cheerful, earful. And again, that is on sale. But again, have I book some guests for the Halloween special. Have I B-O? Double Hockey 6-OX. So, yeah, well, anyway, have a wonderful, wonderful listen to this episode. Enjoy Chloe. Yeah, of course, I mean that you've got to. Enjoy Chloe Pets. Brush over the small error that the very harangued Emacaution made when we threw herokina. One of the people who doesn't have kids just like, oh, tell us about some kids' books, now. So yeah, brush over that. Have a wonderful time. And we'll see you on the other side. Papi Splatchett.

Talk about whatever. Happy Splatchett. How are we doing this forever? Papi's Flatchel. But we don't really live together. Happy Splashet. Yeah. The other night, I was in bed and I woke up and was like, oh, there was a beeping, less high-pitched beeping.

I was like, checking my watch. I was like, what is it here, like, mechanical in the room? I was like, Megan's got some, something on a phone that's beeping. Yeah. And then I went back to sleep and it woke me up a second time. Beep. Like, I was like, what is that? I went back to sleep again.

The third time I woke up as it was happening and it was my nose. Whoa. A nose whistle. Yeah. But it was like electronic sounding. It sounded like a boop like that. And I was like, ugh. Was your nose, your nose was flatlining.

Yeah. Your nose is dying. Are you AI? It does feel like there's a chip in your head. I think I'd work so much better if I'm his AI. But the chip in your head is a Cassio watch. It's simultaneously seen the most like forward thinking and least forward thinking. I've got a great stopwatch and a good light.

But beyond that, I've got nothing, guys. You're like late 80s version of AI, like short circuit. If you remove your skin, you're Johnny 5. That's... Do you remember Johnny 5? Is this before your time? I'm worried about this. No, we're the ones who should be worried.

I'm worried that maybe our references will get lost on each other. Not just because of an age thing. But mostly because of an age thing. Potentially, but also like an interesting. Yeah, okay. Do you know what I mean? Like I feel like you've got... In that your references are interesting in ours aren't.

I understand that that was the quiet part of one you didn't need to bring it into you didn't need to bring it into the world but no this is lovely I like to learn about your nerdy stuff let's talk about your interest what are you interested in obviously the palace

palace I'm interested in football yes I'm interested in books that's quite nerdy isn't it that is yeah yeah I'm suddenly panicking but yeah it's been a long time times since I've read one.

You really freaked out when I said books. But it's not my Cassio brain. It's not going to cover a book. Quite visceral. I cannot read. Oh, help, help. Not programmed to do that bit.

Yeah, also the implication that I said books and like you took that as that's what we were allowed to talk about for the rest of the podcast. I think if you'd have said book, I might have been able to. Biff and Chip. How are you feeling about Biff and Chip? Watch it this morning. Did you? Yeah.

They're still knocking around? Yeah. And Kipper, and Kipper 2, of course. Kipper 2. This is an area of interest. Yeah. So, yeah, they're still doing it. But my kids wanted to watch it this morning.

So we watched, I would say, 12 episodes of it back to back. Yeah. How long is each episode? 45 minutes. We really binged it. We got up at 3 a.m. And we're like, you're not going to school today. Come, we're just plowing through.

No, I think the episode's about seven or eight minutes long. You know, you can resolve the story in about seven. seven or eight minutes. Do you know what? I think I've worked out having kids and watching kids shows. Yes.

It's one of the things I think adults do fundamentally wrong is expand the length of their episodes because six or seven minutes is the absolute boy. Yeah.

And actually, if everything just stuck to that, I reckon everything would be better. Like bang a soprano out in seven minutes. Yeah, because that's the one show

everyone's like, this isn't quite right. This isn't working for us. Get flowers. Abbe, just like keep it nice and tight, seven or eight minutes. Because now you see an episode, you see a show and it says like 37 minutes. You're like, oh, a short show. That should be a long show.

Yeah. Yeah. 37 minutes. Do you know what you're getting dangerously close to? It is old men invading TikTok. That is really weird. Like edging near and nearer. It's like, guys, we should get it done in 20 seconds.

Just scroll on to the next episode. I have more questions about Biff and Chip, though. Yes, go on. Are they still in... Together. It's one of them non-binary now. No, not as far as I can tell. Biff and Chip are non-binary names, though.

Yeah, and Kippa. They're all non-binary names. Kipper, too. Kippa two, because of it. I think that, yeah, I could see myself going to the gay club on the weekend and hanging out with Biffchip and Kippa. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be like an Instagram post of people on Brighton Beach, and it's like, Having a great time with Bith Chip and Kippa.

Blue hair, pink hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've all got that thing. The old bull ring there. They've all got a bit of that. Oh, that's, do you see that as a fundamentally non-binary trait? Uh, here we go. Let's talk about books.

Oh, no. You get to panic one moments at a time. I was, I was genuinely curious, but it did sound like I was trying to trap you. Yeah, it did. Yeah, it did. No, I think, I don't think it's exclusively, because there are plenty of people who don't have it. You're not on trial.

You're not on trial here, Matthew. I feel like I'm on trial. It's a real non-binary. No, no, but there are people who aren't Michael Stuyp and Florence Pue have it but aren't. So I'm sort of, and crucially, Bulls. Yeah, balls. We started it. A bulls non-binary?

No, right, I don't think so. I don't think so. I think, I think they're pretty binary. Yeah, yeah, they are actually. Probably the most binary of all. Given that, yeah, they're literally there for their. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway. We watched eight episodes of the binary balls this morning on CBBs as well. Yeah, that's a half. of a show. Yeah. So can I get a brief? Real pick, go on.

Real people? Clark, it's a follow-up question to your question. I don't want to know what it is. Oh, it's a kids TV show. Do you not work that out?

I work that out. I want to know like what is a series of books. Hold off for a second. Hold off for a second. I want you to tell us what Biff, Chip and Kippa, what they are, what they look like, what's going on.

Yeah. So you're in a room. You've got to pitch. Two kids. Biff and Chip. They're kids, human kids. Hey, hey, sorry. You're leading.

You're leading. Yeah, that's what I thought. Biff and Chip and the dog is what I thought it was going to be. Yeah. Right. And they're like kids or slightly, slightly cheeky kids,

go on little adventures with Kippa and their dog. That's what I thought it would be. Are the cartoon kids? Real kids. Yes. Well, I think I had it. No, I had cartooning in my head from the start. Who's called their kids Biff and Chip?

I don't know, mate. Why are you being mean to Clarkie when he's got it right? Why are you being mean to, yeah, he's got it right. There's no dog in there, but yeah, basically he's got it right. Wait, what's Chipper? What's that? What's Kipper? Kippa's not a dog, is it? Kippa's a boy. Is Kippa a boy? I don't know who Giff and Chipper.

How did you guys learn to read? Roger Red Hat. No, you're making up. Billy Blue Hat and Jennifer Yellow Hat. Obviously, I'm not going to believe you. I'm not going to walk into that. You don't believe Roger Red Hat? Well, no.

Right, show of hands for Roger Red Hat. I did Roger Red Hat. And if Ben had learned to read his time. How did you learn to read? I haven't. Lose the word how? And then ask the question again. Did you learn to read?

Roger Red Hat, if I'm remembering rightly, was a bit of a beret effect. And that was like a beanie. And then Jennifer Yellow Hat was like a Boater. Or was it more like a one of them had a cone hat? Like one of the members of Devo. Anyway, listen, again, we're excluding. We're excluding everyone. We're excluding any listener.

I'm getting through to the end of this episode. So, listen, Biff Chip, I'm very interested. They're real, it's live action. They're live action now. Although we do have, we've got the books as well. Because the books, because the books, because they start off, right, the first series of the books are for kids who can only read sort of single syllable words. Okay, fantastic.

Come on board. They sound like bullies to me. Yeah. That's why I've seen the class at school. Are there these two kids, Biff and Chip? It'd be like, don't give them your dinner money. Yeah. No matter how hard.

Oh, because of the names? Yeah. Or because of their behaviour? Well, Biff is the classic. I don't know. From back to the future. That's why we think Biff is the bully's name. Biff's a Bully's name.

Right, right, right. But Chip as well, chip's like, yeah, psychic, psychic bully. Yeah. And if, if you're only talking in one syllables, like, that's also giving bully a bit, isn't it? Like, give me cash. Yeah. Cash. Give me.

Yeah. Give me. Yeah. Give it a cash. Yeah. It's got to be cash, isn't it? It can't be, give me chip and pin. Well, they're there, mate

I think you could bully quite effectively in monosyllables. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck you. Pratt. Pratt. I'd like that.

I'd like that. Yeah, that felt nice. She wanted to be my bully? It felt quite intimate. And is Kippa some kind of attack dog? I thought Kippa was a dog. I think Kipp was their other mate. I think they're...

What? Yeah, I'm sure of it. To be honest, I wasn't sitting down there watching the telly myself. It feels like none of us now. The telly was on. The telly was on. There's definitely a dog in it, but I don't think Kippers the dog. Do you know the answer? Is that Kipper from Biff and Chip and Kipper?

Kipp is a dog. There we go. Kipp is a dog. So Clark, you knew it even better than any of us. And he hasn't even seen it. So, yeah. I'm interested by the live action element of it. Yes.

I'm also interested in the fact that did you know that Disney are, I hear pivoting back to just do it 2D movies. It doesn't surprise me because it's not great when they, to make things 3D. What's that? What's that? So are they going? So here's my question. So they did like Beauty and the Beast 2D.

Then they go Beauty and the Beast 3D live action. Are they now going to convert that live action 3D back to 2D? What? Just like putting stuff through AI. So it's a different version. It's a new TD. Sorry. it's a new

Tom's fritzing it's a new 2D based on the three you know how like there's the producers and then producers the musical and then there's a film

of producers of musical and so it's like it's gone through a prism hairspray we all know what you're saying we just wish we didn't we know what you're following we just don't like it

no I don't think it's that but I can indulge it if you want to keep if you want to keep riffing in this direction but I wouldn't be surprised if you want to keep that really long sentence going

I haven't stopped and I need to take a breath I don't want to know but you but no I'm I think they're generating new content which looks like the fox and the hound

that's great that's what I saw it on Instagram and I didn't verify my source so we're gonna believe it yeah I think we should just believe it's it can now be verified because it's been mentioned on a podcast yeah brilliant

so the Wikipedia can now cite this as their citation this is this is a good news told it's gonna be six minutes long absolutely sold but that's the mad thing about Disney is that you will sit down with your kids

and you'll say kids how would you feel about watching something that was made in 1939 and they're like yep because all of that stuff was made in like the 30s and 40s and 50s and stuff there's no way

like no one here is sitting down and watching a film made in the 40s now adults are doing it are they? No sure in the comments I'm sure people say yes I do but mostly that's your listener

That's all that's yet. It's more reflective of the wider society. How old do you think our listeners are? It's not an age thing. It's a thought. The more you say it's not an age thing, you keep saying it and it feels a lot like an age thing now. I think your listeners are actually quite young and trendy

because you were at the vanguard of podcasting. Like, I remember when I first learned about podcast, you were there. That's right. It's mental that it's taken you this long to work out to do clips. Like, that's mental. The world sort of passed us by and we sort of watched it go. And they were like, well, that would be a fad.

Yeah. And it wasn't. Yeah. It was only like two weeks ago. We stopped being black and white. But like you weren't making clips. You were just here in black and white. Yeah.

No one could see that you were black and white. I think this is quite like a, like a, my perception is a very trendy podcast to listen to because. Thank you. We like that. Yeah. We like that a lot. We have the best guests. Oh.

That's so. I can only ask about Fox and Hound for a second? Yeah, I love that. That was a reach for me that you went to Fox and Hound. Yeah, I don't know why that popped into my head, but it was just, that was there in my mind's eye. Did you watch that a lot when you were a kid? Genuinely, I don't think I've ever seen it.

It just, it was just, I don't know, for me. You're just mentally in the pub, aren't you? That's what's happened here, isn't it? You just think, oh, I wish I was in the Fox and Hound. Oh, I'm talking about Disney. I may as well say that. No, for me, like, just the still of it, like, is very. very reminiscent of that era.

Yeah. I'll tell you why I'm quite fond of that as an idea is, you know, that thing that Disney used to do of reusing frames from films? Oh, yeah. So, like, you can see the echoes of a film done.

That's a bit like our podcast, because every five or six months, we will tell the same anecdote. And it'll be slightly different, but it will be the same. And I think that there's, like, there's similarities between us of a Disney

podcast. In that respect. I'm actually salariate a, you've just AI you've reused Sellier's friend the thing I want you to do though in if Disney are going to start doing that

is we want more and more films like your bed knobs and broomsticks you're Mary Poppins where you've got human people interacting with cartoons with 2D cartoons it doesn't happen anymore like you know there used to be every other week you'd get a Roger Rabbit in the cinema or something like that

but it just doesn't happen anymore every time a penguin in a bow tie exactly yeah it features in all of them a little tap dance at some point a penguin in a bowtie is going to bring someone a drink yeah perfect we need to think of other archetypal occupations for animals to have I think elephant as a fire brigade because they can put out the fires that's great I always think of elephant as like they always put elephant as tap dancer or something or ballet oh yeah that's right yeah elephant or hippo is always because they're big wouldn't it be

funny if they were doing something quite dainty. Yes. Yeah, yeah. That's kind of what I've built my comedy career. You're just working on the dainty part now, aren't you? Yeah, I'm really working on the day. This is my dainty hour. When I saw you at the playdeme, you did pirouette onto the stage I thought it was a bold move. I would go, and I'm not sure about this, but bird wearing glasses as doctor. Oh, yes. Very nice. Yeah, very good. The bigger of the beak, the cleverer. Okay, I think.

Owl is professor, definitely. Owl is professor or librarian. But for some reason, it's like bird with big beak and glasses. I think it's something about, yeah, kind of like, the glasses. The more you can perch your glasses, the, the cleverer you are. And I think the beak gives you a longer perch. The further they can slide down the nose as well. So they can go all the way down to there.

When they can't believe what you've got. Exactly. Oh, no. It's not good news. Sort of like the medical equivalent of an awooker. It's herpes. Dr. Akebousy, tell me the news, please. And the other thing is like rat or stout or that kind of animal as sort of seedy.

Pickpocket. He's got a flick knife. Gangster accent. Gangster accent, exactly. Yeah, yeah. They all got the little Trilby hats and the Tommy guns. Yeah, definitely. The other thing, the other thing is in the Flintstones, now the Flintstones,

that's got to be before your time, right? It was on, like, yeah, it's not. Was the Flintstones movie on your radar? Yeah. Because that was 90, that was mid-90s, smack-bang mid-90s, I think. Yeah. And that was Flintstones having a bit of a last hurrah. I think, like, I watched it, but it wasn't like a big deal.

No one, no one enjoyed it. It didn't influence your life in anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You weren't hoping for a car. could sort of run along down the street or wearing a loincloth to school or anything like that. I did have one of those cars where you could run your, do you remember them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were fun.

Red with the yellow doors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. My kids got one. I feel like that's quite, I feel like there's just some toys where like, you know, you can have as many iPads as you want.

You can have as many chips in your brain. You're still just going to want a little red car with yellow door this week. It's interesting that you say when you walk along on the ground because there are pedals in those cars, but no fucker has ever used them. No. They're impossible. They're impossible. Legs as long as me and Chloe, you can't get...

You kind of wear the car as like and just run round. We have to have two, one for each leg. Shoes. They're just running skates. Monoskates, yeah, yeah, yeah. They make pirouetic very hard, don't they? Not when I do it. Very tainty.

They were real status symbols when we were kids. Like, we never had one. If we went down to friends house who had one, you'd be like, fucking hell, they're rich. Really? Yeah. And we have one. We must have been rich.

I think by the time the first, time I ever got in one, I was already too big for it. But I think everyone's too big for it. Like, I think it's like, why are all your story sad? Why do they always, why does it like that? Why does it always make me sad to hear you say anything? Well, that's a different thing. By the time I got in one, I was too big.

Oh. But there was like a day that was just the right, you were the right side. That's really... That's true, actually. They are particularly tiny, I think. Yeah. Clark is like a sort of piece of fruit in the fruit bowl. There's one day when he's good to go, the rest.

He's been rotting ever since. I'm the pair of the podcast. But the thing about them is, and even as a small person like myself, he is as a short person, they are an absolute bugger to push along. Because basically, the kids walk along for a little bit and they realize if you're on the grass,

it's a bit tricky to do it. So they say, Dad, come and push me. And there's no... Oh, it's just a total pain in the arse. You'll have pushed my kids around in that little car. If Clarkie comes down, I'm like, oh, look, Clarkie's here. He can push you around in the back. Why are all my story so sad?

He's trying to get in it. No, no, Ben. Oh, too big still. One of these days, I'll be small enough. But from a, is it a moral standpoint? I don't know. Let's find out. I feel like I won't ever want to get my kids the fucking big batchy ones

that you can actually drive. No, that's wrong. Whenever you see a kid in one of them, you just think twat. Yeah, exactly. And that's true of the entire family, every number of the family. Yeah, because, like,

yeah, you can't really blame the kids because, like, obviously that's going to be a good fun time when you're about six, but... It's going to be the best time. I just don't mean he's right. I don't think it's right. I don't think it should be like...

Is that a class thing? It's gauche. I think it's gauche. But I think... Just go for it. fucking Legoland. Like, it should be

the exception not the rule. Is it Lego like no show? No, I suppose not. No. You backtracked very quickly there.

I was like, oh no, have I said something wrong. I think, well, guys, I don't want to bring it down,

but I never went to Lego Land. Oh, God. I haven't seen panic like that since Crosby was asked about non-binary

borries. The fear in the eyes. Am I about to get cancelled by saying Legoland's gosh? Please, though. We used to go on

Nectar points and I don't think that's gauche. Oh, that sounds good, yeah. Could you still go to Legoland on Necta points? Great question. Right in. I don't know if Necta cars still exists.

Next points miniseries with Chloe Pets. She's got all the next points. Look what she can do on it. Who's the guest this week? You? Bang. Is it you? Every week.

And there's no cameras. Just me and you doing stuff on a Saturday. That's what you think content is, though. Yeah, yeah. Eventually in 20 years. years we'll be like, oh, we should probably clip this. Yeah, clips, clips, yeah, actually. Do you drive?

Well, look, there's a long answer, which is a boring answer, which is I passed my test when I was 18. I haven't driven since. But, like literally that day after passing your test, you just didn't get back in the car. Although this year, I decided to go back and do lessons again. So I have technically driven since now. And honestly, like, I learned to pass.

So, like, I'm not a great driver because I just don't really know how to do it. But I did, I did pick up, I reckon I could get you. You picked up some people. Yeah, I'm Uber. It's the second part of this podcast is going to be in a car. You pick up several passengers, actually, on my test. Yeah, I was like, I need someone to, I need someone to teach me. So I'm just going to do Uber and get the passengers in the back to.

Yeah, well, you might sit in the passenger seat for this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just kind of just show me your license before you get in this to make sure it's legal. So you, you're back on, you're back on. on the road now you're going to get because you're on tour aren't you're going to be on tour soon oh that's nice segue thank you yeah yeah we do it all we do the plugs we do everything like oh i'll ask about when we're talking about lego land i'll vaguely ask about driving what and then you say tour when you when you said something nice about our podcast you unlocked the will

plug your tour we hold it back and it was oh that was nice i've got a tour coming up haven't you yeah so well done you're the first guest to do that, actually. Yeah, it's never happened before. We all went into panic mode, actually. Plug your tour and then I've got an interesting question for us off the back of what we would just say. Okay.

No, wait, I wasn't saying plug the tour. I was not going to say, but are you going to be driving yourself on tour? Is that what you're prepping for? I like it to go, well, it's more that like I'm now with someone who also doesn't drive and it's like I'm the most likely. like she shouldn't have to do it you know she's um

go on what are you trying to say I'm the man she's got on one hair my hair is really long and really blonde so you know she's got to she's got to look after it um

you can't get caught in the wheels you can't let a blonde woman drive a car thank you finally clip it up finally yeah okay

we do a supercut clip it up and don't put it in the main podcast. Clip it out. That's the phrase I was looking for. I've got to remember that when I say clip it up, I mean edit it out.

You're all been going on Instagram. All the worst bits. Yeah, but God bless her, she's not got a bloody thought in her ever edged. Oh, really? But she's gorgeous to look at that. Absolutely lovely to look at. You know, she's not doing the feet

and the hand and that she's not. She's not able to multitask. No, no, no. She can't do it. But no, I'm not going to drive myself on tour because I like getting trains. Right. Work.

Trends on. Yes. Like podcasts. Music, radio podcasts. Do you know what I saw on my train the other day? Oh, hello. Yeah, hello.

I saw on my train the other day. So in the middle of nowhere, you're going through Wilkshire and everything. Loads of rolling hills. Should we guess? Can we guess? Yeah, yeah. I mean, on the train or off the train?

Out the window or in the window. Oh, sorry, what's the question again? Out the window. Out the window is also. How is this guessing? out the window or in the window we're now playing guys you join us

for another classic game of out the window in the window now Tom's going to list something and Chloe's going to work out whether or not it's out the window or in the window

and you have to work out what the hell is going on okay out the window in the window did you see outside the train or within inside the train okay I'm already regretting this now

because this is the kind of build up it's not going to sustain this okay here we go okay and can I ask was it a cow on hind legs with glasses

reading a book to some other cows is it doesn't fit in with that sort of beef and chips beef and chips dog doing back flip no animal involved

is it a landmark is it like angel of the north look I'm going to just say it because it'll be very disappointed in Wiltshire on holiday the ages of the north

lying down just in a field flying across nice down south actually he slagging off on there is nice actually and the people are

quite friendly weird He's on holiday with the St. Abbas giant, isn't he? You know, that guy with a big boner. Lozs fancy gormleys with them. Had a lovely time. Come on, kids. Hurry up. Put your knobs away, you're weirdos.

Do the gormleys have knobs? Yeah. Big time. I'm ready for what you saw. Oh, it was just a chair by a tree. That's all the time we've got, folks. Clip it up, clip it out. But in the middle of absolutely.

nowhere right so like we're talking like huge like rolling fields yeah there's no there's no farm nearby and a tree how do you know there's no farm near by tom i can look i can see i'm out the window yeah rolling hills he's out the window he's out the window he's in the window there's no way a field will be near a farm he's on google maps working out nearest from chair so i like that what's happening there you said stop the train we'll pull the cord have a sit down Therein lies a story, doesn't it? Someone's left a chair by a tree. Do you think...

I guess that's the end of the story. It's a good story, though. Good night, kids. Six minutes that episode. Could have been one. Chair by a tree. Chair by a tree. Do you think someone's going and using it daily?

I made a note in my phone. I was like, is there a short story in this? What? Very short? No, I don't think there's a short story in there. No, I don't think there is. I understand the creative impulse, but like not chair by tree. Well, it's clutching, wasn't my chair by tree?

Was it facing the train? Maybe a little train watch. You see the questions come out. There's a curiosity there when you pull it in the threads. They're so disappointed. I'm so upset. Chair by a tree? Chair by a tree?

Honestly, middle of nowhere. Honestly, like you'd be making it up, he's embellishing surely. So the countryside isn't the middle of nowhere, though, is it? If there's fields, it's not the middle of nowhere. That's that, that field belongs to somebody, right? That's somebody's... So you're saying chair on hill, better story. I don't think...

I don't think chair outdoors is a story in itself. Okay. What kind of chair are we talking about? Sorry to be a naysome, yes and guy. Oh, yeah, I'm interested in chair. I think if it's an arm chair. Oh, yeah, I'm interested. I haven't said, have I?

No, that's fly tipping. In my brain, it's like a school chair. In my brain, it was like a school chair. Wheely chair. Wheely chair. I'm the opposite of interested. As in like a office chair? Yeah, if it was a wheelie office chair.

As opposed to wheelchair, Tom, yeah. Yeah, that's what I was like, is that your call in the middle of a field, there's a story and probably, yeah. I've said one that Clark is telling. But yeah, office chair. Always been too big for a, office chair I'm thinking, I'm looking at, I'm looking away and thinking that's none of my business. I don't know that's right.

Yeah. School chair, I get it. Not a school chair. Just like a wooden. Oh. Like a kitchen. chair. Kind of like a dining room type chair, like a wooden chair. Do you think the

chair was made from one of the other trees and he brought it back to reunite it with his family? Or as a warning. You fuck with us. Listen, if one more conker lands on my head, you guys are going to be a fucking chair. You better be giving me apples this year, okay?

Else. I'm an oak tree. Whose chair's that? How often they get in there? Beautiful. What a story. And every time I go past, I'm looking out for it again. I'm interested to hear... My short story.

Well, yeah. Well, I'm interested to hear the beats of the story. Yeah. Like, is there... Is it one of those short stories where you're just sort of, you know, it's a moment in time? Is there some dramatic impetus to it?

What happened? If you're honest, my brain played out as, it's going to end up as a short film. Oh, it's a film now, is it? You've optioned the writer of this story you haven't written. I've taken it to Disney.

2D animated? Yeah. I don't know. Person comes past on the train, sees it. Yeah. I mean, that's just what's happened so far. Yeah. Okay.

That's as far as I've got. It's a couple weeks later. They're on the train again. They look at it. Still there. Okay. Maybe they make a little note. Again, that's still what's happened.

Yeah. We're waiting for the creative elements coming here. If third thing is be on a podcast, I'm going to be subs there. Tell their friends. Their friends love the story. And he's carried a loft out of the recording. Straight to the fox and hound.

No, so gets off at the nearest station. He's walking around, looking at a map. Right. You just, for those listening at home not watching, you did just scratch your head there. That's right. That's right. And are you going to write that in the short?

Oh, he's scratching his head? It might be a bit egg on toes if he scratches his head. But it's like they're looking around. anyway. Yeah. And then they'll be looking at the map on their phone and then they're walking through fields. Yeah.

They're supposed to be at work in London or something. They've taken their shirt and tie off and their briefcase. It's taking this briefcase off. There's some kind of. I think I've been wearing this wrong, by the way. It's really chafing. And then maybe, you know, as they're looking for the chair by the tree, they're shedding their city life and there's some kind of and they're and then they see the train go past and it's like

gosh and then then they find the tree and then there's the chair is there someone sat in the chair or is it then they sit down they look back they sit on the chair a train comes past and they see themselves on the train yeah yeah i think in that way i think you need someone sat on the chair in the first place no no i tell you what i tell you what happens right another train goes past right You're suddenly on a train It's a different narrator Right They see

And there's not just a chair There's a table It's a haunted field That turns people into furniture Lovely That person is now a table That person who's thought Because it starts off like

Orbicolic And he's like Oh I'm shedding off my Oh I'm becoming the country mouse I'm no longer the town mouse And then he looks down And suddenly he's got He's got two little pin legs

Like he's like he's a pirate Yeah Yeah And he's suddenly Yeah Turn into a table Yeah And then cut to

someone kind of come past and it's like it's an IKEA yeah yeah and it's an IKEA advert turns out it's an IKEA advert yeah perfect finish with a little candlestick be I guess

be I guess and then it's like a book on train line it's so easy la la la la la la la la la sneezes there I don't know it's two day

anyway anyway there's stuff in I actually thought that was great thank you I really loved that you've got a tour coming up haven't you?

Every compliment and locks a post you get to do it, let's go! Yeah, I thought that was, that started off so shit and then it was just really, yeah, quite special actually. Unfortunately, in this user in day and age, you can't start shit, can you? Because people have the scrolling sensibility. You've got six years.

But I do think that like, now I know what we're selling, I think we can fix the way in. I don't think we're calling the short story. I was on a train and I saw a chair in it. Yeah, that's there. I don't think we're going to run in that. You can't be called chair by tree. I think we're calling it something like a moment.

Do you know what I mean? Moments, yeah. I don't mind it. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. Yeah, open-ended, intriguing. Can I just circle back to a question? Your interesting question, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. It costs money to learn to drive. Yes. Right? Yeah. What if you had an option on the Uber app that you can get home with a learner driver at a discounted price, half price, right? So you know when you get in your hair cut, you can go to trainee barbers.

Yes. You get your hair cut for like, yeah, the student barbers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what if after a certain amount of lessons, you can option, you can tick an Uber option. Can I ask one question, Tom. This is crucial before we go. further. Great.

How does a driver get to you? Yep. Oh, your instructor? What? Wait. Hang on, how does the driver get to you?

Yeah, how does the driver get to you? Yeah, because they can't... No, no, hang on. They can't travel so low. I'm learning to drive. Yeah, yeah. Me and my instructor says to me... Oh, the instructor's in there.

I thought you were being the... So my instructor says to me, look, after five lessons, we unlock this thing where you're allowed to be an Uber driver if you want to. Yeah. And that money discounts off your lessons. Yeah, I don't see a problem with that. Right? So you're in town, you're feeling good about that.

You're in town and you're like, God, I need to get home. And it's like, it's going to cost me 20 quid. Unless I tick the learner option, then it's going to cost me eight quid. So for eight quid, you know you're getting into somebody's learner route home. But that, that eight quid is going to offset the price of this lesson. Yeah, I'm happy with that. And that person is also learning to drive with passengers in the car. And you're doing the intensive course, aren't you?

Because the reason it's hard to learn, especially when you get a bit older is because you're doing an hour a week or two hours a week or whatever. But they say, go and do that thing where you're. spend three days just driving, driving, driving. You're literally driving all night, 12 hour shifts. But you don't, but you're... You don't have to... It's just that when your lesson is on,

you know you may have to pick someone up and drop them off where they need to go. And that money will come off your lesson. No, we get it. But I'm not saying... But I'm not saying you have to work a 12-hour shift. Yeah, yeah. That's intense.

I love that. I'm going to also, I'm going to take it one step down. Yeah. Because look, people are on the road. They're driving around. They're doing stuff. You might as well make you. of them when they're doing it.

So what if they deliver in pizzas? So it's like, oh, but as part of your lesson, you're going to drive to this place. I'm going to nip out. Pick up a box. Okay, we've now got to go to Lansdowne Road in Dublin. Sports venue in Dublin. It's a long drive.

So your sort of dream is that eventually, the only people on the road are people who can't drive. So by the time you learn to drive, you're like, well, I don't need to do it anymore. You're making use of people who are learning on the road. are also being useful to... Trainee teachers, you know, trainee teachers are in classrooms at the moment.

Why are we not having trainee drivers doing all of the jobs? Trainy barbers, people who write your will. If they're learning how to do it, you can get them to do it free and stuff like that. It's like,

should be doing it all every step of the way? The will was a leap. I got told that the other day. What? It's true. Trainy will writers? Trainee will writers, yeah. Solicitors.

As they're learning to become solicitors, you have to learn how to prepare people's wills. Yeah. So if you go to someone who's learning, they do it for free. Wow. And it's not that hard to write a will. Have you tried? No.

I'm in talks. I'm trying to convince my mate to become a solicitor. So I can get a really cheap, come a clerkie. Question. Do you need to read to be a solicitor? It's good, though, isn't it? Has anyone ever experienced the student doctor or the student medical people where they say, oh, would you mind if we had a few people come in and have a look at this?

not because it's so not because it's so outlandish but just because we've got to get some eyes on this have you ever had that never I've never had that the most invasive procedure I've ever had is I had a butt cyst oh okay and it's called a pylonidal cyst and it's quite common yeah because it's basically like as far as I'm aware you um like where your tail used to be back when you were sort of with tail.

Yeah. Yeah. There's like a tiny, there can be just like a tiny hole. Just like, you know where the tail would have happened like you would like you sort of, like if you pulled the tail off of my little pony, there's still the little hole there.

Right. So it's almost like you could pop up, pop a tail back in. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I think that's right. I don't, I don't think it's like,

I don't think it's quite big enough for me to have. To have a pop on tail. Guys, would it be all right if I go? Yes. It would be. Do you mind if we clip that up? Yeah. Could you clip that up?

Could you clip that up? Clip it up and jumping off the balcony? Could you call me an Uber driver? Any Uber driver? It doesn't matter. Any experience. Wack an elbow on my back. Yeah.

I'm going to walk into incoming traffic. Yes. But yes, you've got a hole. I've got a hole, but it's not a clip for my tail. Okay. Yeah. It's just like a tiny little like, it's almost like, do you know,

those um a pore you know like when you're on the beach and like those little things go out of the yes you know what i mean yeah yeah out of sand then leave a little twisty little thing of sand yeah it's almost like one of those going into my body like just a tiny little like you wouldn't be able to see that i had this tiny hole but apparently loads of people just have a tiny hole there and sometimes what can happen is like a bit of grit gets in the tiny hole and then it gets infected what were you up to getting grit in your hole what are you been doing she was in the sand coming out

I wasn't like yeah it wasn't like I wasn't like I wasn't using it as like an extra heart okay funny you weren't carrying your grit home in it yeah

well that's useful I've got to do the driveway so a trip to home base you know well I'm walking home and I want to be useful to society yeah yeah yeah I become a home base delivery driver using my pyl an idol sinus so it got infected

and then I just had this cyst on my butt But cyst. But cyst. And so it kept like, I kept just, have you had a thought? No, I'm thinking about when you're sitting down, is it going to, yeah, it is, isn't it? What's the question? We don't know.

I'm thinking like where that hole is, it's up and a bit round, isn't it? So when you're sitting down, is it hurting? Or was it a little bit round? Basically, for like, over the course of about a year, I kept like being like, oh, I must have bashed my cocks in. but I keep getting a sore coxics but I can't think of when I bashed it Every time I sit down on this chair by this tree Oh, that's mine a bit

And then eventually it got so bad That I couldn't sit or stand So I was just sort of squatting And then I went to Everywhere Squatting everywhere You're just squatting around the place Yeah, I was just squatting

So you're always like you're sort of like An American coach or you're being given you're listening to an American coach constantly you're sort of kind of in that sort of you have to kind of be like like in that kind of position at all time yeah yeah sort of but between that

and standing I would say right like that bit up bit up yeah I'm thinking there oh no you must have had some good core strength by the end of it because that's look I was at a very unhealthy time in my life I don't think I had strength anywhere particularly mental strength

who wasn't existent for me so I went to this I went to the doctor and they were like, you've got to go to A&E. Oh, shit. Yeah, and then I went to A&E and had to be there. And then they needed to, like, put me under so that they could, like, sort of out.

Scrape away at the, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I remember, my mum came to, like, sit with me. And I remember she went, oh, wouldn't it be funny if, when they're removing your butts, if they recognized you? and I was like I don't personally think that would be funny

but like thanks for that's a pop of that in my head and then I go down and like go under and they like

have you I guess you guys have been oh we've been under loads yeah yeah I feel like Park is under right now I've never been out he's never been over

never been over never been over so yeah i go down and i go under and then they do what they need to do and then i just remember coming back round and like all of these people like looking over me and one of them was like chloe chloe and i was like in my brain like coming around like i've been reckoned so i just sat bolt up right and went i'm not a stand-up comedian oh my god i'm a squatting comedian but they were like we didn't think you were but that's okay oh no so So, by the way, why? I don't, I don't know your mother, but why is she sort of supporting

you in this moment by going, wouldn't it be funny if, like, coming up with funny scenarios that aren't necessarily going to happen? She's just, she's like such a laugh. Like, I was, I was in the hospital bed, like, lying on my front. And all of these nurses would keep coming around, like, and they would all have to, like, have quite a long chat with you because they need to, like, verify who you are. So they're not, like, giving, giving the wrong advice, the wrong people. And, every time I would have like a conversation with like a hot nurse on my front with my butt cyst out

my mum would go she's nice yeah yeah yeah that's great fucking out I don't think I don't think yeah I don't think nothing like at my most desirable

and to be fair to your mother it would be really funny if you were face down and a doctor walked in and your butt was out and she was like you're Chloe Pess yeah my mom would that would be the absolute dream the absolute dream

it's when all the bits fit together yeah of course it's Chloe pets of course of course but your butt's fine now yeah really good actually better than ever yeah really good yeah yeah and ready to go on tour I do get worried though like about sitting down for ages because there was like you could have the entry level thing which is the butt cyst removed or you could have the like Patreon plus which was to have the pylon idle sinus removed so it would never happen again about embraces but that was would have like taking like three months of recovery so i was like get the cyst out get the cyst out i'll

transform my life so they remove the hole they just what do they do they sort of stitch it up or they sort of they just remove the cyst yeah and then but the the the the sinus the pinonidal sinus is still there so i still with a little my little ponytail yeah that's just plug it up so do you have to do you have to look after it especially do you have to like make sure you don't what de-grip my de-grip my sinus at the end of each day yeah no I don't have to de-grip my sinus I think it is just like yeah I live a healthier life start now

at that time I was very sedentary sure yeah apparently truck drivers get it a lot oh yeah yeah any I'm sadly too big to be in a truck I've never been I thought that

unlocked a thought but it didn't it just just made you sad you're just processing the same thought what is a thought well I think we put the world's rights there guys I feel like yeah well done everyone I feel like we've Is that what you've taken from that?

Yeah yeah yeah yeah I feel like I think a lot of people A benefit from that journey Yeah I think so Look after your butts Look after your butts That be too sedetree Keep your eyes at the window

You never know what you'll see Lovely maybe Chloe pets on tour Do you want to tell us where he can get tickets I've actually I've got a new website Oh well Finally Let's put the website

What's it? Chloepets.com? Chloepets.org Absolutely yeah Dot com was taken Dot com was taken It was Who took it?

Chloe pets Oh I don't bloody know Should we have a look? Yeah Yeah Who's got it? Who's got it? Let's see if you can shake them down

The reason why I got Chloepets.org is because I came on yours and Ed's show with a Chloepet. Dotwick site And you ribbed me so hard that I was like

Justifiably, come on. I've got to be paid for a domain. Now you've done it again with the org. Yeah, but come on. Yeah, out the frying pan. Right, Chloepets.com. It suggests you're not for profit, Chloe. What, do you know?

Yeah, it somehow feels like you're doing this out of the goodness of your own heart. You're some kind of charity case. That's what Clark is for baggis. Hang on. I've only got 4G and, uh, uh, Safari can't even the page because the server can't be found. Oh.

So that's available. That feels like it's out there. there. It feels like you've got to do this, man. You've got to get yourself a dot com. I quite like that. A dot co. UK, what are we feeling?

No, I don't think it's wrong. Go calm. Postbrexit.com. U.K. feels too pointed. Feels too pointed, doesn't it? It feels like you're, yes. I thought you were saying clobetz.

That's postbrexit. Now we're talking. That's a website. It's a memorable website as well. No one's going to forget your website. If they're like, oh yeah, I've got to type the phrase postbrexit. Dot postbrexit. into Chrome.

Leave means leave. Leave. Dot go to you can. You don't think you've got to enter or leave buttons on sort of slightly fruity websites. It's just got leave and leave on it, isn't it? Just to leave and leave. And have you had it all redesigned? If you had new photos.

Because your show's got one of my favorite titles, by the way. Speaking of things you might type into a search engine. That's... Your show is called Big Naturals. It's called Big Naturals. that kind of like it that was given birth to in the tour car with Ed Gamble and Paul Browns because we've just loved talking about big naturals and then I was like having some ideas about basically about eight months ago when I sort of started thinking that I was going to do another show I only had for like a two month period only had jokes about big naturals and so it started with was there was there a thing in that car where you and Ed were going, all right, who's going to do the big natural stuff? And he was like, you can do it. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I said to him, like, look, this is kind of a shared

joke. Like, do you mind if I take this? And he was like, oh, no, I insist. Yeah. You simply must. There's no way that I can be doing McNatural's content. But so it originated. The first joke I had was riffing on the concept of going to Turkey to have a boob job and then waking up and you've got great tits. But they've also stolen one of your internal organs. Okay. I thought it would be funny to come on and say, my type in women is tiny little bisexuals with a cracking pair of bick naturals.

Tits are big. It looks like they're missing a kidney if you catch my drift. And for about two months, that was the only joke I had. Yeah, Ed can't do that, can you really when you think about it. And then the second joke. Tits so big that they look like missing a kidney if you catch my drift. If you catch my drift. I love the if you catch my drift as well.

It makes it cheeky. It makes it cheeky. That's the cheekiness of it. And also people are like, I kind of don't catch a drip. I actually don't catch a drip. And then the second joke that I wrote, after about two months of just having that joke, was, oh, I've got this mate, and we're a bit worried about him because he needs to have some of his liver removed.

But because of wait times on the NHS, we sent him to have it done in Turkey. He woke up, liver gone, cracking bare tips. That was the two different things. And then... You perform, just to tell you, the way, it's not a spoiled to say. You perform in a bathtub full of ice, don't you? The entire show you're... It's just ice so that you come out of the...

Morning, everyone. You come out of the ice. That's just to keep her asshole into control. You've got to keep the ass cool. You've got to keep that. Yeah, I've got to ice the ass. Got to keep that butthole plugged. So anyway, then I wrote some more stuff about Big Naturals.

Yeah. And at this point, it wasn't called Big Naturals. And then the people who, like, produced the show at my agency Avalon, like, called me into this meeting. And it was, like, literally around, like, a corporate table. And we're like, so, Chloe, we think that, um, we know you're against this because, like, you know, you want the pull back and reveal of you saying Big Naturals for the first time. But, like, we really, we really do believe you should call this show Big Naturals. Like, they pitched it to me, like in this. It was like, I love it.

Yeah. I don't know. It's a PowerPoint. Yeah, yeah. of like all of the reasons why you should call it Big Natural. So, Venn diagram. Look, that's why it's been, oh, lovely.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. That's it. That's it. Now I have a few more jokes than just those two. Well, I can't wait to, I can't wait to see it, the show. I can't wait to see, can't wait to see Big Naturals. Can't wait, see, go, he pets, like, actually them.

It is also like, it's good because, like, this show's going to be with me for ages. And you know, like, this time next year. I'm going to have to go around and do all of BBC Regional Radio. Yeah. And it will just be amusing to me. It's so funny. But even in the court, are you in the courtyard or where are you in Edinburgh, were you?

Courtyard, yeah. So having some poor 17-year-old who's having to come up for the month, you know, sleep deprived, being paid a pittance, right, existing on Harrow, basically. You haven't to stand in the courtyard and the pissing rain go, last call for Clopets is Big Naturals. Yeah, it's perfect. It's perfect. I love it.

Fantastic. Yeah, I'm excited to show off my big. Absolutely. By road or by train or however you want to, you want to show them off. Good luck to you and your naturals. Thank you. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Oh, I think we can all agree. That was just delightful. What a joy. What a real joy. Great to hear some of Clary Petz's medical details. Greatly some of your medical details as well, Clare. Clark. It's just great to... Oh, do you not remember that? No, I don't remember that.

Well, the listener will know all about it, and Clarkie is in the dark. You're beeping nose. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, wow, I really did forget about that. How is your beeping nose at the moment, by the way, Clark is... It's not... It's okay, actually.

I've got a new sniffy thing, and it's sorted me right out. Big bag of cocaine. You've got a big bag of... It's sorted me right out. He's got a big bag of marching powder. Clark is on the nose back. No, guys, I can't stress this enough. Don't do drugs.

Don't do that, guys. By the way, and if you absolutely have to do a drug, Coke's one of the worst ones. It's a rotter. Honestly, you might think it's super cool, but it's not. It's sad and you're being boring. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, anyway, do, do come to Sydenham, guys, you come to Sydney. It's a great time. It's a great time. Yeah, so thanks very much to Chloe Pets. Do go and see her on tour if you get a chance. If she's coming to somewhere near you. If she's couch surfing somewhere near you, invite around the flat. Why not? Why not? Yes, big love, of course, to Tom Perry. I hope you having a lovely holiday. Big love to Roma Cautium. Fact check, Emma Corsham. I'm so sorry, you have to put up with me it really is a tough old it's a tough old existence but if it's any consolation i have to put up with me more than you do oh that's a good point actually yeah i'm in my head all of the time so anyway um right let's uh let's let's let's let's let's move on from that see you all on the twenty second and twenty third of september and indeed the fourth of october but until next week Cheers everyone

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