Pappy's Flatshare - Feed Swap - Birthday Girls House Party: Sketch Comedy Party with Pappy's LIVE

Episode Date: February 10, 2023

Head over to the Birthday Girls feed if you fancy hearing more - https://podfollow.com/1533604856/viewWe were live at The Cheerful Earful festival so teamed up with our fellow sketco'ers Pappy's! So there was only one choice... time for a SKETCH COMEDY PARTY. Including live sketches to tempt Pappy's into a super sketch group - which get very political and very misogynistic - what's not to like?Be a legend, get on our Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/birthdaygirlshousepartyPlease subscribe, rate and review. XXXEdited by Emma Corsham: https://www.emmacorsham.co.ukMusic by Anne Chmelewsky: https://www.annechmelewsky.comArt work by Lucy Moore: https://www.lucymooreedinburgh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom. I'm Ben. I'm Matthew and welcome to a very special bonus episode of a mix. We can't even really call it our own podcast. We're giving you a little special treat and introduction to a podcast you might not have heard before. You might have heard already, but you might not. It's the birthday girl's house party with very special guests. Us. This is like a crossover episode when, you know, two sitcoms that run alongside each other, pop into each other's world.

Absolutely. I'm down with this. I like it. Yeah, I love it. I love it. This week, obviously, we had the birthday girls as our guests on a flat-chair slam down. If you've not heard that episode, it's a doozy.

It's a coolzy. It's a core guy. It's starting off series 13 perfectly. But we also appeared on the same day on their podcast. And that was recorded after. So it's a little bit more Lucy Goosey. It's a little bit more... Larry. It's a bit more laissez faire. also crucially it's their fault if it's not any good. No, it was brilliant. We had a really good time doing it and I hope you enjoy it. And if you do enjoy it, why not go over to their feed and subscribe to that podcast as well. They've had some absolutely superb guests. I've done it in the past. I've done it in the past. I've done it.

I have not. So there we go. Go over to their feet and leave them. They're cherry-pitching, saying. So cherry-picking when you get lucky. I was cherry-picking when they saw you. Did it when episode, sorry, just interrupt. You did do it.

I did do an episode. I have done it. I have done it. Far-can-al-clarky. Jesus Christ. Anyway, enjoy this episode from our firm I have done it. I have done it. Fucking hell, fucking Jesus Christ. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Are you ready for the final and best podcast of this festival? We're headlining, baby! Please, the hosts of Birthday's House Party, please. Please welcome to the stage, Birthday Girls!

Hello, I'm welcome to the birth for the ballroom for birthday girls house party live! Please give us a cheer if you've listened to birthday girls house party before. Yes, love it! In case you haven't gweld, oeddwn i'n gweld. Ieul, oeddwn i'n gweld. Ieul, oeddwn i'n gweld. Ieul, oeddwn i'n gweld. Ieul, oeddwn i'n gweld. Ieul, oeddwn i'n gweld. Ieul, oeddwn i'n gweld. Ieul, oeddwn i'n gweld.

Ieul, oeddwn i'n gweld. Oeddwn i'n gweld. Oeddwn i'n gweld. Oeddwn i'n gweld. Listeners, listen to this at any point later in the future. Okay, spiraling. If you haven't listened before, what we do is every week we pick a theme and then we invite some comedy pals over to have a party with us. Now I'm going to give you a clue as to what this week's theme is. I hope you've learned your lines. I hope you've packed your homemade props.

I hope you've got a spare wig for a sloppy quick change. That's right. It's a sketch comedy party. Yay! Before we introduce our guests, we're going to give you a little introduction to ourselves. And because it's a sketch comedy party, we're going to give you a sketch comedy intro. What you're about to hear is literally the introduction

that we used to do when we did live sketch comedy on stage. Not take it for a while but we'll do it. Ready? Ready? One, two, three. Hi, we're Birthday Girls! Classic, classic of the genre. And that's more, that's more. Welcome to our sketch comedy party, BT Edminson, what does sketch comedy mean to you? Fun, respect, having a demeaning day job or a cell sandwiches to city workers.

Yay! I used to sell sandwiches on a bike. Salmage man, anyone? She's freestyling. She's forgotten her life. Rose Johnson! What does sketch comedy mean to you? Power!

Responsibility! Having see quick control over two of my friends who don't really realise it! Yeah! Come here, Luchan. What does sketch comedy mean to you? I'm going to control over two of my friends who don't really realise it! Yeah! Camille, you chan, what does sketch comedy mean to you? Nervous, pre-show, poo! Yeah! Audience, are you ready for a party?

Woo! Are you ready for dancing? No, don't say. Are you ready for crowds of... No! No, crowds of ink amoeil. No, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Then let's go sketches.

That's the punchline. It's remarkable. It's remarkable we did go sketches. Go sketches. Go sketches. Go sketches. Go sketches. In that, that is genuinely the best that introduction's ever gone.

Shall we introduce our guests now? Yes please. Okay, so I've written it down, hang on a minute. You want this? I've written down the intro for them. So because we're doing a sketch comedy party, poppies. Who wins? Yeah, that's what sketch comedy party, poppies. Who is? Yeah, that's what I called right, poppies.

We are having some absolute sketch royalty, as our guests today. Some of our oldest pals in sketch comedy. I've taken this introduction from what they say about themselves on their website. They claim to be Britain's best life sketch team. Oh. And skiers, hey! Oh, what is this website?

They have been nominated twice for Best Show at the Edinburgh Festival. Okay, fair, fair, fair. Twice on the Chautel Award for Best Sketch performers and their hit podcast flat share slam down, they've heard of it. One a loaded laughter award. And they have also been seen in their very own studio sitcom Battle of Sun BBC 3. Please welcome to the stage our good pals, Matthew Ben, Tom from Papi! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

They bloody are. Alone next level. So just off stage, this is by the way, this is like a classic kind of parry moment. Parry picked up that microphone that you did the backstage announcement, it started tapping it, checking if it was on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you doing in your intro? Yeah.

And then he goes, well, that should be off. True. Or he could just be on that table, though, and not just touching it, you know. But if I was keeping. Listen, this is already classic sketch comedy thrills and spells. Thank you. It's nice to eat a bunch of baddles because in the break between the record that we did just before this one,

a very nice member of the audience came up to us and said, do you want to sign this baddles DVD for us? And as we were signing it, he said, I listened to all the podcasts. I absolutely love them. And baddles, it was OK. I didn't think. Ah!

Ah! LAUGHTER We did our best, mate. As we were signing the DVD, what was Badalte's everyone said? I'm going to let a fan train with you. I'm just a fairest review, we've had a bit of that. Why do you work with the telegraph? Fairly.

Yeah, I'm going to say, he's actually now thrown it into the street if anyone wants it, so that's out there. And then just very quickly, funny memory of that loaded laughter ceremony when we went to the loaded laughter, and we thought God would make it. They have a ceremony. Yeah, that was a golden age. Was it anything to do with loaded magazines?

Yeah, it was the golden era. It was a different stroke better. The poster boys for lad culture. A peon cheers enough to your podcast. I want to say 2010 something. Have you not cheesed off to our podcast? Guys, I can recommend it. Sorry for saying cheers. I'm sorry.

Please, Jis, off, please. It was a war. 2010, someone went up. And the ceremony was sponsored by Yop. And so every... It's like, what's the closest thing to jizz We need something for people to feel like they're jizzing off in their own mouths After every ward was given out these waiters and waiters could run with a tray of shots glasses Yop and vodka

Vodka yop shop you to have a yodka, guys. It was like three o'clock in the afternoon. That was like a sketch that you would want. That's it on Yop Vodka. Absolutely glory days. But, yeah, obviously, kings and queens, are with the queens of the sketch. Oh, well, the mass of dad are going to be few, then.

A deep cup. I have gone on to massive success, actually, massive dad. Oh, fun. And we haven't. What do you call this? I would say you. I sold out Pockassed. There are seats upstairs.

We've all, yeah, we've been, the funny thing is about doing a sketch comedy party with us six is that I'm fairly confident that none of us have performed live sketch comedy party with R6 is that I'm fairly confident that none of us have performed live sketch comedy this side of five years. But one's the sketco comedian, always a sketco comedian. Yeah, that loose up stuff, you don't really think too much. Pety, here's a question for you. What's your favourite sketch birthday girls has ever done? You asked us to think about this.

And I have it. No, but I started looking back through all the sketches, and just every single one filled me with red. No, no, no. Well, that's a nice, nice sketch. What's the point? No, there was something I loved doing. Broccoli purse, come on. Tom's worst sketch of the world.

Tom directed us. We had a sketch called broccoli purse. Er, it opened the show. It was that good. Let's do the sea, should we see if we can remember the opening? Ooh. Let's see if we can do it. The opening. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. Choose your words.

No. Let's try, but I don't think we're very careful. Yes. Because there's, there's anecdotes, okay? Just think about the anecdotes. We can chew without. Just like the fucking levison inquiry now. You're going to be nice with the minute. That's really teeting it.

You just watch. Do you say one more funny a size during this comedy podcast? Is this a trap? I need to say we're the body to bury her, right? It's a trap, he brought us in to trap us. Yes, yes. Should we see if we can do the beginning of Prokley Puffs? We won't. You'll be able to do all the lines, but we'll try.

Who said the first line? Maybe. How do you keep ladies? How do you keep your downstairs tidy? How do you still, though, how do you trim your lady guard? So, God, can you believe I didn't like this scared? No! Just it's so punchy, isn't it? Just fly something up.

No, we can't. Kill her! Kill her! Okay, start again. I don't know if that's not what it is. Ladies, ladies! How do you keep your downstairs tidy? How do you trim your Ladies, ladies! How do you keep your downstairs tidy? How do you trim your lady garden?

How do you shave your cunt? That's so good, that's a strong opening. And that's the sketch you would open with at 6pm. At the end of the Refringe, see what I'm talking about. I'm not a fan. Always wanted us to cut it. And then he watched it. Audience is always going wild for it. You can't argue

I mean literally argued by their response We're out of practice. Yeah, I'm practice. Yeah, and really bad when it didn't go well, though Yeah, and it was annoying having to buy broccoli at every gig. Yeah In Edinburgh, I would try and get one piece of broccoli to go a week. No refrigeration. It was yellow. It sank by the seven stays. It's not good. Anyway, great memories. My personal favourite sketch we've ever done

was called The Great British Shit Off. Oh, man. So that just gives you some idea of, but Beaty's Mary Berry impression, incredible. Oh, ugh. Well, I'll put her on the spot. That was the only good thing about that sketch. It was a funny sketch, yeah.

Tell me what you thing about it? You weren't even directing us then, were you on it? Yeah. Yeah, you were. Tricky third stint. And what's your favourite sketch you've ever done, Lads? Oh, my God. Well, it's funny that you say they fill you with dread

because I think for us, looking back over the sketches, the ones we talk about the most are the ones that have tanked the hardest and never we've never gotten to work and I don't think this is in the competition we could talk about it but but we had it wasn't just a it wasn't just a sketch it was like a sort of a narrative plot point of our entire show and the idea was you're gonna have to help me out here because it was a time travelling terrorist. Already a good start. People have terror. It was a different time. It was a different time. It was, yeah, and we had a big rock and roll closing for the show which we talk about

the stars. Oh yeah, so we come on at the start and go we're going to do a big rock and roll finale. Brian Adams is going to come out. So already people were excited about it. The idea is there was a villain who travels back in time to try and kill Rock and Roll. And the way he does that is to go back to the summer of 69 and just before Brian Adams buys his first ever six string,

he blows up the shop and turns it into a pet shop instead. So Brian Adams never buys a six string guitar instead he buys an animal and therefore he doesn't create rock and roll And you're slugging off brave rich So it gets better. So anyway, we then Brian Adams would come out like the terrorists, which was Tom and a Clark, he was Brian Adams Brian Adams would come out. He's down on the stage and and you'd hear the first bit of summer of 69. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. And then the terrorists go, I've done it, I've done it.

I've ended rock and roll. But then Clark, he would like, we've done this, we've got this denim jacket, which we've so in loads of puppets onto, like sort of cuddly toys of animals, and Ben would like, pull his arm out, and then be a dog on it. And it did summer of 69. So we had to make the jacket which took fucking ages.

We had to go to our friend Martin Oswik who recorded this with us. Sorry, he was like a professional musician. I'm having this chat, I've got like it needs to sound good. So we need, it was like for musicians. This is going to work, it needs to sound good. So we employ them. So Clark is on the stage. Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.

Do you know who you're doing at home? Do you know who you should have employed to do that? Come here, this guy. Oh, it's well exactly, of course. It's my forte. But so we did this, and there was a bit where he would open his legs and an elephant would drop down on braces and stuff, and he'd go, braah!

And that was the only good bit of that stuff. And, fuck me, it died so hard. And why we were creating it, we were like, this, we genuinely, we were like, we've cracked Dic's the best thing we've ever had. I speak C's on Malibu. Two days sewing 12 stuffed animals. Because some beauty textiles are at school.

Textiles do you see? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, I'm the man of this job. So yeah, I've all went so in a way. We did a whole art. I mean, we did it in Edinburgh, a show where it was set in the future. It was called 2053. And then all throughout the show, we did it in 2013.

All throughout the show, we kept saying it was 50 years in the future. And it was only genuinely two years ago, Yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn gweithio, ac yn yw'n gweithio, ac yn yw'n gwe I was again directed by Tom Brown. I think that was the... There was a through line where I wanted to give dogs blow jobs. Yeah. On a... Beaty's back at a plot point was that she liked giving blow jobs to dogs. 545 in the Pleasant. Beaty, they do say right what you know. LAUGHTER But yeah, it was a whole plot where sketch comedy was banned

and it was meant to be this like underground sketch. It's theory, a great idea. No, no, no. Here's the thing, every single, I think we both went into the exact same trap of thinking anybody gives a fuck about anything. Like, every one of our shows, pretty much every one of our shows, tight with the shows in trouble, guys. And people go, what the fuck is she?

We don't care. Papi's going to take away our funding. We can't do the show unless we do, like, just do fucking... Just get it. Just do a couple of them three times, so it feels like you get some value. Then fuck off. But we care so much about plots and, like, you know, this framing and nobody's been making money.

I think in 2053 is the show where there was the quote that said, Camille will stop at nothing to disgrace and just degrade herself for a laugh. That was in the review. And it's true. It's true. It's true. It's true, stars. What's some good backstage gossip from ours?

No. Okay. I mean, backstage gossip. Camille going to have a nervous pre-show poo literally as the show was starting every single time. Yeah. Billy Fellow, IBS sufferers, you can't help it. You've got to go and you've got to go.

If that's your trigger, start off the show. Oh my God. I did fall asleep on stage. Yes, she did. Fast asleep. Fast sleep. Faster sleep. I only woke up, I was zipped up in a bottle of hot time. No, but yeah. Is it, is it time for anybody?

I have another classic sketch premise. I only woke up, well I can hear BT at the side of the stage. Come here, come here, come here. The whole sketch was like you sit up and surprise Rose. Yeah, and yeah. And we did the first bit of the sketch where Beaty like comes and drops a package off. And I think the premise of the sketch was like, you know, when you have to sign a package

for your neighbour and she was like the person, the delivery person, I was like, I'm not taking that, it's a body, like I'm not taking that. Oh, it's bad. This is a 2053. This is the bad joke. The whole point was Beaty would leave and Camille would sit up and she never sat up. So I was just standing on stage like, is she five minutes? I don't know.

You'd be standing to read a magazine like, oh, how terrible is it being a sketch group with? Yeah. I think it was because you were really hungover. I was, yeah. We did sit up. You were like, oh, oh, oh, oh. You just totally fucked the sketch. Didn't say the line or anything, just, yeah, oh, he. We had a similar thing when we had a sketch which was about,

so Clark, you was doing a job interview. And the idea was that we could sort of see what was going. Or a far-fetched. Yeah. Real high-concept sketch, this was. You could far-fetched. Yeah. Real high-concept sketch this was. You could far-fetch it. I'd tell you to write what you know. Yeah.

And so, and every time Ben would think about an answer, Tom would sort of bounce on a pogos stick in the background with like this big puffy dressing gown, a pink dressing gown, and a long sort of dust tube that was hanging down off his face like a big elephant again. Always coming back to his elephants. Elephants are funny girls. Yeah, they are. And so it will be him bouncing around on a pogo stick and you know, the thing would come down. And we'd imagine, with the audience watching it was going, oh that's like in his imagination. And at the end of the sketch I would say, well thanks Mr. Clark, off you go,

Maureen, can you send in the next candidate? And the secretary was Maureen and she was on the pongo stick with another friend, no, it blew people's minds. But Tom kept forgetting that that was the punch line. And so would take off all of the costume after he'd done the last one. What, he thought was the last one and I go send a neck candle It please A pregnant pause and nothing and then and then Tom would eventually bounce on people like what's going on now?

So they were so far apart from it and we were on stage we're on stage once quite a tricky gig and I said more inureen said, did it candidate please? I think it's hurt. I've done it again. Behind the curtain. They just do well. This is a gagger laugh now. I've done it again. Did you do that sketch?

It was a children's pogos stick, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, I was living high on the hog suffice to say it was the glory days. We would bat at the stage of venues with that pogos. We would be eating us. Our best bit of backstage gossip was, it's a nice little story because it, what, basically, it happened in Edinburgh. Ben was playing this character called,

it's a nice bit of gossip because of where it started from, basically. Ben was playing this character called Dean the Dinosaur and he had like a green swimming cap on and it looked really sympathetic and it was like the most popular character in the sketch. And particularly, like, he'd come out and go on that and all the girls were like, oh, he's so lovely like that. and it was like the most popular character in the sketch. And particularly, like, he'd come out and go on that

and all the girls would go, oh, he's so lovely like that. And so, about the third week of Edinburgh, Ben came into me and Matthew Horrified and said, guys, it's terrible. There's a room ago in Edinburgh that I'm dressing up as Dean the Dinosaur to have sex with people. And I'm getting fans of the show and I'm dressing up as Dean and I am having sex dressed as Dean and loads of people are talking about it. Someone has gone out and started the room. He was mortified until Crosby could work out where the room would start from.

It was mortified until Crosby could work out where the rumour had started from. Yeah, yeah. Clark and I were having a drink in the library by one night and I said, wouldn't it be funny if you started this rumour? LAUGHTER You literally just turned to the person next to him and just told him that story. And I was sat right next to him. And it was the next day, as well, you said. This is really great, Ron. And it's like you were so busy. You said, this is really good.

I was like, you were so busy. I remember starting a room about yourself. So, you're still in a little kernel of truth in every room, right? Never has been. Ben, did it become like a self-affilling prophecy? Did you then? No, no. The people requested.

Although more in the Pogo-sticking elephant was open for business, I've done it again. The old catchphrase. Oh, really good. Should we play a game? Yeah, let's play a game. Time for a segment. It's time for a segment. I mean, we would have a sting that will play that.

Yeah. It's not. No, yeah. If you want Tom to do it. Yeah, go on. Yeah, go on. Yeah, I was. The last time I did, I was a guest on this podcast.

You don't need to just start doing it. Yeah. And... Okay, well, there's a dick coming in, go on. No, no, no. And you're working out, you know, it's like we meet up with a, do a podcast and you said the theme for us is going to be camping. So we have to travel. This is for an audio podcast. We have to travel for an hour to Epping Forest, set up a tent, sit in the tent and then get the microphones out, talk about camping, and then pack up a go-go!

I don't think you can hear that! Oh, no! Oh, no! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! What? What point is it going to pay off that we're sitting in a tent? No! No!

A great time! Thank you! Peter! Okay, I don't. Thank you. Peter. Ah, game number one. It's called sketch supergroup. We, as in me and these two, are going to take it in turns to pitch to those three, a sketch, an idea for a sketch supergroup, fusing the two groups together.

And then puppies will pick the one they want. OK, great. How does this work? So you're going to, like, basically say which of the... We're going to pick. The six of us, who are the four strongest? Is that the... LAUGHTER

Is that the competition? That's all of us. That's all of us. Yeah, that's all of us. That's right. That's six. That's all of us. I mean, do hold your horses for my pitch, though. LAUGHTER OK, go on. Let's do it.

So we're going to take in toes to pitch to you. Oh, yeah, I'm so into it. I'll pitch, just include a sketch. Oh, right now, I'll just... Yeah, a short sketch. So, Rose, do you want to go first? Or is yours really good? No, I don't.

I think you should go first. I think Camille should go first and then you and then me. Right, okay. Okay, I'll start with my pitch and then I'll get the sketch out. Right. Ah. Here we go. Nice to see the person.

Then why are you looking so scared? Why? Okay. It's really good to be out. It's really good to be out. It's really good to be out. It's really good to be out. It's really good to be out.

It's really good to be out. It's really good to be out. It's really good to be out. It's really good to be out. It's really good to be out. It's really good to be out. It's really good to be out. It's really good to be out. It's really good to be out. It's really good to be out. that we're live on next up. Okay so our new sketch of supergroup is called Papi Birthday! That's good, that's really good. That one, we're all picking that one. Can I ask did you come up with the name first and then invent the segment? That's how we work.

So we all come on stage and we sing... Strong start, by the way. All coming on stage. Yeah. Sorry. Happy birthday to you, the audience joining. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear.

And then someone shout their name out. Elliot! Happy birthday dear! And then, so you quick off the mark, Elliot. Elliot! And then, Elliot would blow out a cake that we brought on stage and make a little wish. This feels like a dream you'd have. Lovely way to start.

We should have done that. Cool birthday girls. I thought I'd stand by it. So that's how we come on stage. Is that funny? Yeah, it's good. Yeah. Yeah.

Boy, don't do you get to yours, but you do. OK? It's funny. It's funny. It's funny because what's our costume? I don't know. Our birthday suit. We're not too jeopardy with that naked flame now.

We're naked and covering our genitalia. Just some party hats. Are you doing sorry to just be like this for genitalia? I went like that. Well, we're covering our boobs. It's a baby trinity. OK. So we've got party hats.

They're not party hat bikinis, if you will. OK. I'm going to ask the party hat at the back, which way is it facing? LAUGHTER Well, you get one of those, those, those, I'll be early. And actually, I'll, I'll come on blow at the back. You've got it. Because it's, because it's, because it's, actually,

actually, same question for us for the one of the front. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER They're saying something dirty in the front row, I can tell. You're saying quite a lot of dirty things yourself, Camille, so. I'm only pointing the finger now. Where was I? Okay, so as sketch style, we do really bad political commas.

Oh my God, I wasn't expecting that. But it's like, it's one of those sketch groups that is like, they're so bad, are they good? Yeah? People are like, maybe I love it. Directed by Tom Perry. Hey! And the political comedy, in True Birth, a girl's style,

that's, you know, because it's both of us. We got both of our styles bringing in. Mae'n gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r We've all got some very recognizable tropes that the audience come to love. For example, it's important that I tell you this before we do the sketch. I often pop up playing Rishi Sunak's dog. Stay away from beating. No, no. B.C.B. all over Yaka Rash. Tom always plays Liz Truss. I've got it. I'm a locker.

Yeah. Rose. Why do I mean I've got it. Am I lock up? Yeah. Rose. Why that? I've got no control of my hands when I talk. Rose often bursts into song, and then everyone replies, going, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh in animal objects. Great man, great man strikes again. Matthew always says the first and last line of a sketch. Yeah that's very nice. Hello and goodbye. And Ben. Ben plays a paparazzi character that always takes a photo at some point and goes, so it's in every single sketch. Yes. And goes. It's for school.

OK, you have a happy character. And your catchphrase is, you take a photo and you go, you've been papied. OK, so. Cool. Shall we get off the sketch? At what point can we interject and say, we're not going to choose this one?

Maybe after the sketch. Oh, right. Oh, yeah, the sketch. Yes, yes, yes, yes, as well. Just before I say that, also, there's one massive difference about us. We never go to a gig that audience come to us. Why? Because we live together in a commune. Oh, Jesus Christ.

We were going to live in a commune. Were we at Bestival? We fancy the idea. Oh, were we at Bestival? We're doing it. We fancy the lot. That was a great idea. Does the cat as a commune if you're going to a festival?

What are you all going to put your tents facing each other? That's a fucking festival. We were at the festival and we were like, there's a commune in this. Yeah, it would just get... Come on, we've got prop workshops, we're practicing accents every day. Oh, wow.

Doesn't sound like us. Oh, no. Yes. Well, since Rishi's the next doggo, like us. Oh. Yes. Yeah. Well, since Rishi's the next dog got, crossby. There we go. I pass the map. Oh, bloody hell, we've got bits for us as well.

You've got a script, guys. It's very short. Now, I should say, I have never written political comedy. Right here. I once, I once submitted... It's a two-pageer. I once submitted, have a look over it. I once submitted some sketches to spitting image.

One was about Michelle Obama falling in love with Ellen DeGeneres. One was about Katie Hopkins. None of them got through. Yeah, really bad. It don't know anything about sketch comedy. And I read the sketch to my head comedy. I read this to my husband earlier and he went, if it's meant to be bad it's fine. Okay, is everyone slightly familiarised themselves? I think let's just go for it.

Yeah, let's just do it. Okay, ready? So, I've titled the sketch, Puppy Palace sketch. Right. We're all standing in front of a public toilet. Welcome to the grand opening of Ballum's brand new public toilet. I built it with my own fair hands. And I helped build it with my unfair feet.

Yeah! Wow! This is horrible. Now, here to mark this special occasion and officially open this poopy palace is Liz Truss. Hello, everyone. Give me a pee. Peep.

Peep me an o. O. Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff. Can someone remove that hound, please? Unbelievable. Rishie sent his dog a game. Hello, Mr Moneybags. I can't. Who let the dogs out?

Shodd! Where was I? We've done P.O. Oh, yes, give me another O. Oh! One of you got... Poo! Poo! Which is exactly why we're here.

Poo brings us together. It doesn't matter where you're from or where you're going or what colour your eyes are, we all poo. Liz, Liz, Ben here for the paparazzi paper. Is it true? You're spending all the money and the whole wide world on new toilet? Yes, it is! Cut the ribbon, Liz, and let's get this poopy palace open.

Don't cut me! Who said that? LAUGHTER LAUGHTER She's an another object remember? Who said that? It's me, the ribbon. Please don't cut me.

Cut something else. Cut some more taxes, a benefit so you're here again. It's me, the Ribbon! Please, don't cut me! Cut something else! Cut some more taxes, a benefit to your hairy gay! Yes, yes, yes! It's going off now! Please, please don't cut me! On behalf of all the Ribbon's up and down the country, I'm here to say it, and nothing is enough!

If I don't cut you, how will we officially open the poopy palace? Ruff, r Ruff ruff! Do a poo. I can't do a poo. You did just say that brings us together. Do a poo. Do a poo. Oh, do a poo.

Oh, God, do a poo. I'm doing one. It's coming out. I'm pooing. Liz, over here. I'll capture the special moment on camera! You've been pappy'd! Or should I say poopy? Hooray! The government, eh? What a shit show.

I really like that. Thank you! Page two, it gets really going. Yeah. Yeah. Any questions? Wow. I've got one. Yeah. I've got one. You're all going to do this. Yeah, it's good. But all the pictures give me this long. No, that was really good. I really liked this. That was strong. Loved it. That was better than any of our first drafts ever. By the way, have you ever... Proprietcy photographer's been shagging people

from the crowd. What? What is the group? I thought that was really strong. That was really strong. Thank you so much. Thanks. Thank you so much. I was really good. I've got a back yourself.

I thought that was the one. I thought that was the one. Back yourself. And the talking about backing yourself. Shaji mine. Yes. Right, here it goes. And the talking of backing yourself, Shaji Mike? Yes! Right, here it goes. The new supergroup is going to be called Slapy's Bum Club.

Oh, yeah. Oh, told you there was going to be an anecdote. Yes, yes. Oh, it's just a little reference to back when they were Papi's fun club, their old name. Tom, when he was really drunk, did slap me on the ass and we called them Slapi's Bum Club. So it was a different time. It was a different time, different time.

2019. It was pretty pandemic, you know. Now he walked his hands twice before he did it? So I don't matter how did you feel about being tired with the Sloughies Bomb Club? You know what? Any other questions you want to ask? I tell you what the government, what a shoot show! Go on, Beaty.

Right, so we call Slappy's Bum Club. Our costume is that we all wear different colour pants over our trousers. And they're all like padded in the bum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a big massive bum. And our niches that we do really misogynistic comedy. Yeah.

We've already done this. We've already done this. We do one out to Beatty. BT Rose what have you got for us? Genuinely! Quite a similar one! Oh God! You win one loaded laughter award, never think to... So I just hand out the sketch.

Yeah. Back yourself. Thank you. I'm 100% right, we don't have any lines. I know we have to have a top one. know what you're talking about. Clap it! Of course! Easy! Rose has one line.

I've got one line. I've got one line. Okay, just one. It's just one page. If you're watching on next level, great time to go and make a cup of tea. Surely this sketch makes you want to do a poo, right? That's the last one we heard. Oh, passing one, I'll read the stage directions.

Oh, Clarke, you're in trouble mate. Here we go. Oh Decelix Clarke is gonna fucking Clarke is gonna fucking paragraph here, mate Okay Three bimbo's brackets now you're Ben and Tom I'll class it together giggle you could have read anything. No Three bimbo I wrote it earlier on today. I was really panicking. I was reading this, but that was not it.

Well, that was so. Oh my god, I'm so nervous. You've got this babe. Yeah, you've totally got this babe. Girl power. I'm... Oh my god, hi. My name's Katie, and I think I'd be a really good prime minister because I'm kind of genuine

and not too face like if I have something to say about you, I will say it to your face. So, um, sorry. You notice this, someone in the front row. Oh yeah. Sorry. Why are you looking at me like that? This guy in the audience is looking at me and is actually genuinely creepy and

it feels really misogynistic. It's 2022. You can't look at women anymore. Get with the programme. Stop looking at me. I can kill you. Give me the new code right now. I'm going to blow this piece of shit to have some other aims. Oh my god, I think I've just come on. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER That's it. LAUGHTER Bity-bity! Who do you with the so nostalgic for poopy palace so quickly?

LAUGHTER I've just come on my period. Oh, babe, don't worry, babe. I'll take over, it's fine babe, love you babe. Hi, my name's Katie. Also, and if I was Prime Minister, I'd make everything pink and put a few more decorative pillows and throws about the house of Parliament, because frankly, it's a little dull, it's giving real boring old man vibes. Also, and make all parking spaces twice as big,

because parking is really hard. Is anyone filming this? I'm sorry, I'm just... I'm just feeling really emotional right now, because my cat... My cat has X-men. Oh my god, I've come on. It's okay, babe. I got this. Oh, I'm shy.

Me no got big words, but we got big boobies. Tom, Ters opened his t-shirt to reveal giant plastic boobies. He bounces around swinging them from left to right, the crowd goes wild. I mean... That's it, there we go. Oh my god. Oh my god. Again, it kind of redeems itself in the back end, doesn't it?

Yeah, it's really got going. I thought you were a wonderful babe. Again, it kind of redeems itself in the back end, doesn't it? Yeah, it's really got going. It's got your wonderful baby. A lot to unpack there. Yeah. Also, incredible synchronicity with the houses of Parliament. I see. Right? Yeah.

Well, we are all syncing up. And... What's the US stuff is to catch phrase? Ah! And... Most of you established a catchphrase. What was even madder is the synchronicity between what I've come up with and what's just happened? Shall I say mine now? Yes. Hopefully so because this is a spot, come on. Jane, you're only unfair, but okay.

Okay, so my idea for a sketch super group, we're called 6 to 1, okay? And my idea is inspired by the fact that both our sketch groups are notorious for shedding members in our case, in our case voluntarily, but I'm taking that. For those of you who don't know, just before the show, Tom and Ben kicked me out of the team. Quite weird to throw you to bring it up now, we're still working through things legally, but yeah, that's how I'm not going to remember it first. This is becoming a roast.

Yeah, I'm loving it. So I'm taking that and turning it into guaranteed co-gold, the lights which has never been seen before. So six to one, we only gig once a month. And after each gig, the audience votes to one member of the super group to get asked. Wow. Yeah.

So we're cooking the audience in by getting them directly involved. They're going to be invested. It's going to be not strictly or I'm them directly involved. They're going to be invested You know, it's going to be not so strictly or I'm a select people are going to go crazy for this I pitched this I think once to a TV production company They voted him out We're going to vote you out of this meeting that's all right So basically audiences will keep coming back month after month and there's the numbers in the sketch group for the bars builds until after six months

There's just two of us left and there's a final vote leaving only one person who has to become a stand-up Yeah, but that's the worst finale isn't it because you have to watch a next sketch performer do a stand-up show. OK, the worst form of comedy ever. OK, I do stand-up. So did he. Well, do you stand up? Of all the stand-up. Yeah. Our costumes, boilersuits, we each have our name written all over the boilersuits.

So the audience can always keep track of who's performance they're loving and who's they're not. It's a bit like Squid Game. This is horrid. a'r gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'n gweithio'r ymwch chi'r ymwch chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi Um, how many sketches are we doing tonight? We're just doing one. Okay. And then the audience will be about the book. Everything is going to be a vote. Yeah, there is going to be a vote. Oh my God. Oh my God.

I've done something in this, which I thought, oh, this will be really funny, because it's clearly like making somebody look bad. But when you hear what I've done, you weren't like you see. That's always a great start to any sketch where one of the writers has to come out and go, look listen, I've done something here guys. Can we just say when you came on our podcast, all we did was make you sing about a musical to the songs of Cher.

Yeah, and Camille, that was genuinely traumatic, sorry. I just say Camille, my little Camille's are just printed out. Rose is a staple, it's highlighted. It's named at the top. Please. I would say it is incredible the synchronicity that's happened between us. What's that? I just think what's bubbling under the surface?

Let's start the sketch. Can I ask about Axis? Mae'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r The game show where two contestants battle it out to correctly identify which of our line-up of suspects has just let rip. On your host, Cindy Slogg, let's meet our contestants! Hi, I'm Nicola, I'm from Newcastle and I design hammers. Right? Hi, I'm Lyn, I'm from Cardiff and and I run a new Thinnesia clinic for exotic animals. Great to have you both here! Now let's meet our suspects and try to work out who farted. Tom, can you say I'm Rachel from Birmingham for me? I'm Rachel from Birmingham, and it wasn't me.

I'm Stephen from Belfast and it wasn't me. I'm Ben Clark. I'm playing myself and I don't think women should have that. What's bubbling under the surface? LAUGHTER Sorry, shall I do my line-out? LAUGHTER Weirdly, after those actions, that's the least offensive part of the sketch. OK, Ben, I don't know what that's got to do with a sketch about farting,

but kind of to your input. Suspects, I'm now going to ask one of you to fart. So, if you could do that now, please. Thank you. Mae'n gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r Ladies first. Not on my watch. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hi. I just like to ask what the contestants had for lunch. Great question. Take it away. Great stuff and burning them. I have beans on toast and then some cabbage soup. I had a Morrison's meal there and then a Tesco meal there, you know.

I had a speaker, I had a great restaurant, which is really good value, tasty food and more importantly, it's right by a man. Okay, go ahead, what would you like to ask? I'd like to ask the contestants what their defences, why wasn't it them that farted. Very good thinking. I like it Rachel. Oh, oh, it went, Rachel from Birmingham. Well, it couldn't have been me because that fart smells like beef and I'm a vegetarian. Well, it couldn't have been me because I never farted. Okay, Ben. I send 10 pieces of hate mail a week to female news readers.

I mean, that's got nothing to do with farting. Okay, contestors, it's time to make your choice and tell us who farted. Nicola, what do you think? I think it was Rachel. Glinn? I think it was Stephen. Ooh, interesting. It's time to reveal who fart I think it was Rachel. Glid? I think it was Steven. Ooh, interesting. It's time to reveal who farting.

It was me! Haha! In your face, Rachel, you were wrong. Like women always are. I was wrong, too. Doesn't matter. Point still stands. Okay, well, I think it's safe to say today on Who farted?

Nobody wins. See you next time! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yes, yes. I think after tonight, puppies might not be our friends, and we will never do sketch comedy ever again. Win-win? Wanna swap some? LAUGHTER

So... So, um... So when? Who's sketch people you want to join? I mean, come on! I can't believe I'm going to say this. I think that's the only way it's coming. It's coming out. Congratulations! Happy Birthday to you!

CHEERING I think it's time for Legend and Dick of the Week! Woo-hoo! Every week we pick our legend and Dick of the Week, because there's so many of us today, we're all just going to pick one. Either pick a legend or a dick, please. Can I be a dick of the week by there's so many of us today we're all just gonna pick one either pick a legend or a dick please Can I be a dick of the week by going backstage and putting this on?

Yes! Rose, who is your legend or dick of the week? I've got a legend of the week this week and my legend is... That's down the pub. LAUGHTER My legend is Rockley Cosby. Mae'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd ind mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n gweithio'r ddoddau, ac yn ymwyr i'n gweithio'r ddoddau, ac yn ymwyr i'n gweithio'r ddoddau, ac yn ymwyr i'n gweithio'r ddoddau, ac yn ymwyr i'n gweithio'r ddoddau, ac yn ymwyr i'n gweithio'r ddoddau, ac yn ymwyr i'n gweithio'r ddoddau,

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I'm out of breathable. So, my leg is weak. Last week I said I'd love a full lasagna. LAUGHTER Sorry. Our list is a shit, you know. Rose, how are they tasting? Absolutely delicious. Who is your legendary dog of the week? Well, our dick of the week is going to be cross-be in this costume,

but I feel like... Oh! What is that? He's called the T-Smal. But I feel like it's not really too small but any adult to wear. Grace, that's what I'm giving the dog river when you need it. Oh, I'll ask you. Oh, wow. How do you feel with your bare nipples and that? Yeah, the love you know, you know He's London in that

That's bling kiddo oil it you were them very well. Thanks man. Yeah, thanks man. How are you speaking? And also my tie-ad peace dude If anyone's got a dooby right now, I'd really enjoy that I know also my tie ad piece dude If anyone's got a dooby right now Matthew you see that he put those on would you like to tell us who your legend or deck of the week is oh? It's me obviously It's you're a dung breeze and Ben and Tom is he really your deck of the week? Yeah, totally look at him It's a shameful business for a man whose fortune is his nits catch-guys. Far enough, BT Legend or Dick of the Week?

Well, I forgot to do one. Of course, so my dick of the week was going to be me because I also forgot the prop. And I forgot to do a Legend or Dick's. It me. It's you. It's you. OK, my dick of the week is my driving instructor who I've never met.

I was meant to meet him yet. I was meant to meet him yesterday for the first time. And he called me 20 minutes before the lesson and said, I'm so sorry, Camille, I have to cancel because there's traffic. LAUGHTER I don't know if I... You're a driving instructor. That's like...

Did they never siren me? Yeah. That's like in the job description. I just canceled. Clean canceled. Clean canceled. Haven't you got a driving license? Yes, but I've not used it for 15 years. I'm having a refresher that's it.

My letter to the week is Camille, because I've got two-year-old daughter and she's refusing to go to the dinner table now to eat. But ever since she met Camille at a wedding about five months ago, Camille's just like her idol. She's just a door's Camille. Oh, that's awesome. Every couple of weeks Camille sends a video just saying,

hey, Glow, how you doing? Are you eating breakfast? Being good. And so the way we get Gloria to the dinner table now is we say, do you want to come and see Camille? She goes, yeah, see Camille. And then she sits at the table. And we go through Camille's like greatest hits

instead of putting on salt. And this week for the first time, Gloria started quoting along. So Camille goes, are you all like the nice time in and she went Exeter and said extra at the same time? I hope you're eating your breakfast and here's Belle and it's like she knows Camille's career. I need to ask her comedy for Gloria. That's my crowd. I need to ask it's comedy for Gloria. Yeah. That's my crowd. That's my freestyle.

So mine's in door. My hero is Camille because she genuinely gets my daughter to the breakfast in the table. Oh, thanks. Thanks. Mr. Just wanted to point out that, Beats and I, we haven't been asked. You've been asked Beats? No, no. Oh, come here. you've got to do it for the day of the glory.

You've got your props, you wouldn't like it. I've got props coming in, you know. Probably need to wrap up now. I was going to say, can we just do one legend of the audience? Because we've got a live crowd. Can I use my mic to do that? I mean, it's going to have to be from Rokemil. Yes, yes.

Someone, one of you, maybe? You've just sprung it on them. Yeah. Come to me, come close. This is going to be a hard time. Is this what you do to Thomas Johnson? John Tobin, come here. I don't have the fat, I've got snacks for this.

Someone, legend George Dick. This is going to be a good one. I'm not one of those side-guided. I'll get to, is there an Ian in the room? Is there an Ian? Junior's supposed to say, she's very happy. So, but we'll have a legend or a dick of the week. Yeah, yeah.

My dick of the week is on, what's your name and where'd you come from? Thank you so much, my name's Becky. I come from Devon. Yay! But I live in South London, obviously. Yay! My dick of the week is a bit of a dark one. It's my heart arrhythmia.

Oh! Oh, boy. Yeah. Yeah. That means... That means... That means... A wonky beat. A wonky beat?

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Thank you to Emma Corshin. Emma Corshin. And to Emma Corshin, who does our music. Thanks her. Thank you to Lucy Morg does our artwork. And that, thank you to... We've said thank you to the bar. Thank you to the bar. said thank you to the bar. Is that all right? Thank you bar.

Thank you to the, we'll go. We'll go to the bar. You guys say thank you. We should say, if you haven't already listened to Papi's flat share slam down, please sign up to the program. We'll be on the little shout out to you. And listen to their podcast.

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That's it. Thank you to our live audience. Team Yvonne! Thank you all so much. This has been Manga Girls' House Party. Bye! CHEERING APPLAUSE

There you go. And if you enjoyed that, go back listen to The Archives, find the one that Clarky did. Tell him about it. Let him know how it went. Send him a few messages on Twitter and tell him what he was up to in it, because he's got absolutely zero memory of it. It's lucky that, of course, you might be producing it, so she could tell him that he had done it. Oh my. Clarky's tying a talking about his whole career, isn't it? He just knows half the things he's done. It's a defense mechanism. It is a defense mechanism. Am I bitter or am I just forgetful?

That's the Glocky story. Right. Well, don't forget everybody. There will be a new episode of Pappy's Flat Share out on Tuesday. Get yourself over to the page, don't forget that guys, and get yourself over to the Patreon.com Foreslash Pappy's Flat Share to get all kinds of extra bonus goodies. The jingles are single, you get the bonus episode of Flat Share pop round every week, you

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Corsham D. Cheers everyone. Bye. Bye. Bye!