Pappy's Flatshare - Festive Special 2015

Episode Date: December 17, 2015

Bridget Christie and Joel Dommett join Pappy's for a very merry festive special. Unwrap it and you will find many yuletide goodies within including a new 12 days of Christmas Quickfire Round! If you want to give us a Christmas present, then what we'd love is the gift of exposure. Help us spread the word about the show: tweet about it, enthuse on Facebook, comment on iTunes... or why make a loved one the offering of all the Flatslam in existence (just put the URL comedy.co.uk/pfs into a Christmas card - sure it'll look cheap, but they'll thank you for it eventually). Please do also 'like' our Facebook page, follow Pappy's and Producer Ben on Twitter @pappystweet @_ben_walker and visit Pappy's Tumblr. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Tom Ben! What have you done to the Christmas tree? Well, you asked us to dress the tree, so ta-da! Blows, skirt, high heels. I didn't decorate it, it just looks weird. Weird? We can't have a tree with women's clothing hangoff it? Looks like a serial killer's house.

I actually think she looks incredible. In fact, what are you doing later, baby? Whoa, whoa, back off, I saw her first. Hey, gorgeous, maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree, but I'm really pining for you. How about we leaf this place? And I... Stick my dick in your branches. Look, just decorate it. Ronseal does a great Christmas tree decoration. It does exactly what it says on the tinsel.

Lovely stuff. But one of you can have to decorate that Christmas tree. Well, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not ready for such tree-mendous responsibility. I don't get it. Well, there's only one with a settle this. We're gonna have to have a... Oh, tree-mendous. That's good. Thanks. We're gonna have to have a... Fissive Flashers Landown! The crowd is amazing! The crowd is amazing! I'm sure it's on now! Oh ho ho! Merry Christmas! Oh ho ho ho ho! Oh ho ho ho!

Hello and welcome to a very festive, flat-shear slam-down! The panel show that says, Ah, don't want a lot for Christmas! There is just one thing I need and I don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you But I'm but I'm but I'm but I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need And I don't care about the prince to talk about To lead the Christmas tree, I just want to hang my stock in There upon the fire place Santa Claus will make me happy When the toy on Christmas Day, I just want you for my own More than you could ever know I make Malwish Cuttrue all I want for Christmas is you

Baby I'm the Ocean landlord Matthew Cros! They'll be following my you, Typer Rose. Let's meet the tenest Tom Perry and Benedict Cork. Oh! Oh! It's Christmas! It is Christmas! It is Christmas! It is Christmas!

It is Christmas! It is Christmas! It is Christmas! It is Christmas! It is Christmas! Very, very soon. Where's your Christmas spirit? A mere 19 days to go to Christmas.

Very exciting. I don't know when to Christmas. Very exciting. I don't know when it is. Really strong, really strong stuff. Really strong people to get there. They're welcome. When's this getting released? Brilliant.

Great correction there from Clarky early doors. Very festive. So Tom, let's talk about it. Why do you procrastinate when I ask you to decorate? Oh, well listen, I don't have a good time with Christmas. Oh, that's a shame. Well, let me tell you, I used to have a great time. Christmas is the time that I put on my annual bet

about what's gonna win best picture at the Oscars. And I've got a very definite routine to this bet, right? I go into the bookies and I take out my favourite pencil, right? My favourite pencil, because it's not very wide. It's very, favourite pencil, right? My favourite pencil, because it's not very wide, it's very, very thin, right? And I spin the pencil around the different films, or whatever it lands on, that's the one I bet on. Now, every year, that used to work.

And I used to win, and I used to do something really nice with my winnings. I remember, in 1999, the last time I won, it landed on saving private Ryan directed by Steven Spielberg as we all know and I was so pleased I took my winnings I went out and watched my favorite band at the time then performed their debut up in parachutes uh Chris Martin singing and it was a great concert and it was really good because on the floor I found something that stopped my trousers from falling down. And also someone handed me a pizza and it was cooked perfectly. And that hasn't happened since.

And it's very depressing for me because I find myself looking back on the time when good thin pencil last looked out on the feets of Stephen. Saw the cold plane, found a belt. Ooh, deep-pam, crisp, and even. Oh! Oh! I tell you what would have made that even better, is if you hadn't had done the punchline.

So he's told that really not me, it's horrible. That would have been incredible. Good Thin Pencil. We get it, yeah, we get it, yeah. So Ben, why do you do it all at the sight of a bobble? I don't want to decorate the tree because it takes ages. But obviously Christmas is a time for sharing. So who have you brought along with you this week?

We'll start with you Ben, because that was such a lovely answer. I have bought Miss Claude herself. Bridget Christie! Bridget Christie is here! Bridget, thank you so much for coming back on the show. It's such a pleasure. It's great to have you here. We're feeling on off to tall. So what was Christmas like for you growing up? I liked it when I was a little because there were nine of us and we were quite poor. So it was quite exciting. It's sort of like a Dickensian kind of. Nine?

No, not that. Yeah, I'm the ninth child. Oh, whoa, so there were nine kids. There's not like nine and two parents. No, there's 11. Yeah, yeah, 11. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bloody hell, that's, I mean, that's quite a lot.

Yeah, it's quite a lot. That's about six parents. Yeah. Did you grow up in a car? That's just a few different families lot of six parents. Yeah. You probably could call me. That's just a few different families, Tom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I see how that works. It was a much bigger thing, because you would get that one thing, and then that would be your thing for the year. What was the best gift you got? What was it called, Tin Canally? Did I say anyone remember that? What was Tin Canally? Well, it was, um, you went into an alley. Oh, here we go again.

It was some Tin Cans. No, you have, like, these little fake Tin Cans in a little rifle. So you were so poor you couldn't even afford real Tin Cans. That's how fake Tin Cans for Christmas. No, I think my best present was a huggy bear actually. A huggy bear is a... A huggy bear. I didn't want it one so bad.

From Starskine Hutch. Yeah, he was in the alley. LAUGHTER My parents once bought me a sabutio pitch. LAUGHTER And that was it? Yes. It was just a green tablecloth, wasn't it?

That's what they told you. And that was it? Yes. It was just a green tablecloth, wasn't it? That's what they told you. I wasn't very good at sabutio because I didn't have the nail consistency. Do you know what I mean? Like, I just found it really painful to get a player. It's like, you flick it, it's just a pain. You play with thimbles. Did you ever put a...

Did you ever put marigolds on to get more spin? With the old rubber glove. You know, you put a pair of washing gloves on to get some extra spin. That's true, is that work? I was like the Roberto Carlos of... ...Subuc, I feel very guilty for bringing up the Subutie, I think, now. No. You should feel the ball guilty for stopping the action halfway through. Obviously, when we love any conversation, we're having a

What was that? I love any conversation with him. I'm going to tell you the fun ball. Alright, let's move the conversation on then. Tom, who have you brought with you this week? Well, bad news. The Jamborees in trouble. Oh no! The Santa's grotto is in danger of closing because the youth of today are no longer interested in Santa Claus.

Yeah, I know. A very mixed reaction from the audience. So what I had to do was have to think, who is the voice of his generation? Who do the kids of today look up to? What? Someone... You got Lou Bager!

Someone? What a coup! I genuinely met Lou Bager the other day. Whoa! Yeah, what I mean! See what I mean? This is the guy with his finger on the pulse. With his anecdote from Blue Bayer. Oh my god.

A nail consistency. So. I was on a TV show and I made loads of jokes about him and then he was a surprise guest. And I felt really terrible. Wow. He came out and did a full dance with loads of ladies. Oh, for loads of ladies.

A little bit of Jessica was Jessica there. Jessica was there. Yeah. A little bit of Eric. Just a little bit of Jessica there. Jessica there. Yeah. A little bit of Eric. Just a little bit of Eric. Peter, please, who's there? Just her right car. Who's there?

So who have you brought with you this week, Tom? Yes. It's G. Felt himself. And that's not easy to say after a Maldives. Joel, don't be it everyone. Joel, don't be this here. Joel, that was a nice hit! Hello Joel, I'm personally here Matthew. What Christmas is like in your manner?

Very lovely actually. It's a very exciting time for Christmas this year because my brother's wife found out last week that she's having an affair with a personal trainer. And so, wait, hang on there to say, Chief Fowder, she was having an affair. her personal trainer. Wait, hang on there, say, Chief Hounder, she was having an affair. What, this isn't yoga? So, your brother's wife's having an affair, so I've found that out.

Is he alright to talk about on the podcast? Ah, fuck it. I made a spin, it's done. And he went through her emails, and she was way for a week. And he found a source email to him and Also bookings for an easy jet flight. So wait you said it's a wonderful time for Christmas Yeah, how this blinks Dorian Just was changed this will change up so I just I bet he feels that way

Yeah, God, it's great to have a nice change Just nice to be alone for a while This is the best thing because like he found the easy jet things for Ted and Brunback, for them. And I was consoling him and he was like, should we meet them at the airport when they come back? Oh! I was probably really serious, but I've never been so excited about it. Oh my god! In my head I was thinking about the signs I was going to make.

And like, what happened? Has it happened? This is the thing. I want to take a video camera so I could make a video that is the exact opposite to the end of love actually. He went to that. But no, he just text her and I'm rolling down. My brother's rolling to Christmas. So, with better guests, how's that coming down? Our chimney, it's ho ho ho only round one! CHEERING

No need to sit through the queen's speech The stress of the presence has gone Your extended family have gone home We are waiting for, waiting for, for the box and neck For fallen found on the TV Bubble and squeak for your tea Plenty of booze we've got nothing to lose We have so much fun, so much fun On the box in day Let's raise a toast to box in day Better than Christmas all the way Stales a better than black Friday It is much more fun, much more fun On the box in the day

Let's raise a toast to box in the day You can see me and say that's okay You don't go to judge and you do not pray. We are sorry, baby Jesus, but we'll think boxing day. Oh, fantastic! You know what? It really feels like Christmas is over. So this round is our take on the Nativity.

We're calling it the Notivity. Each team is going to act out a part of the celebrated story of the birth of our Lord, Jesus Christ, but they must do it in different TV films and theatre styles. And I'm going to give them along the way. So there's points for being entertaining and there's also adherence to the scriptures and of course extra points if anybody immaculately conceives during this round. Fingers crossed.

Ben and Bridget, you are going to be up first. I'd like Ben to be the angel Gabriel visiting Bridget's Virgin Mary, telling her that she is up the duff with God's child. So you can start seeing normally and I'll stop you and I'll give you some other styles to do it in so off you go guys. With it! I've picked my own theme, the 90s.

Which is a theme you've stuck with since the 90s. Hello. Do not be afraid. No I'm fine. Oh really? Because I've got wings and everything. I know, but there's quite a lot of you more tight round here. I'm sorry.

What do you mean by that? Infomercial. A what-bell? An infomercial. Oh, I get you. Yeah. Awesome. What I love about you is the speed, the speed at which...

The speed at which you throw yourself into it. We have a one-time deal for you. This is a truly one-time life time opportunity for just the price of your soul. You can get... Are you confusing the Angel Gabriel with the devil? Mary didn't sell her soul to give birth to Jesus. Oh! It's the kind of Keanu Reeves in the devil's Africa.

I think it's close. Keep with the theme of the 90s. LAUGHTER Uh, you... You get a baby! British gangster film. Oh, are you toilet? I guess it's going. Oh, I see.

Come on, get on with it. I've got, you know, stuff to do. I've got a baby sitter, get on with it. Oh, you're a furry. Come on, spit it out. Oh, you're... Come on, let's make it out! You're a so good at time management. What kind of gangster films this? I've got stuff to do with you. I did that a bit.

Time management. He's going on my Netflix queue, whatever it is. If things are so bad, then you know what we get different Christmas. I'll tell you what. I've got stuff to do. Stuff to do. Starring Danny Ty. I've got stuff to do. Stuff to do. Starring Danny Dyer. I've got a cell to cope, break his legs and do laundry and get the kids in time for football.

Time management. I've got to see my Google Calendar. You're coming on March to do this. American sports movie. Oh, fucking hell. Okay, I'm going to end it around there because... I can't help it. The problem is, right?

What was the problem? You're lack of skill? Well, I would say that's one of many factors, Tom. Also, as I remember, that scene is like two lines long. And neither of them were done by you. I did say do not be afraid But you didn't say the crucial bit you're gonna have a baby I said it loads

Yeah, I talked about a time-manage Called a toilet Well, I think out of ten I'm gonna give you ten out of ten I've got me two points for that two points for that I would love to know where those two points have come from. I'd love you to break down at one point during that you thought, yeah, that's worth a point. I'll tell you where it has come from, festive cheer. Everybody is starting with a two point festive, in fact, they started with a five point festive cheer minimum and lost three points during the round. If they'd been completely silent, they would have scored five points.

That's how much festive cheer I've got for them. Joel Dommit and Tom Perry, you are now going to be doing Joseph. Tom, you're going to be Joseph and you're going to be trying to book a room with Joel's in Keeper, who's saying there's no room at the inn. And if you'd like to start now... Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I'm ringing the bell, mate. All right, all right, all right, sorry! I was making some granola.

Ah, yeah. Is this this British dish? Ah, we've heard too much about it. Well, that's why I've come here. I read on TripAdMizer this hotel's got good granola. Yeah, it's great. Plus, every other bloody place in the joint is pretty booked. Yeah, all in Christendom.

Sorry, a bit of tinsel just fell off the wall at the Stractidsmen. Why have you put tinsel in your hotel when I am an Aunt My Baby at the tinsel? They have to celebrate. Four-site. Oh! Well, four stars. Location, location, location. I mean, it's a fantastic hotel.

Very spacious foyer. How much do you think it's worth? Pfft. I think it's worth at least 2,000 years of bloodshed. Um, I'm not sure. Oh, man. And, and is that, is that a have no idea what that means? Is that a night or for the week? No.

Observational stand-up. Because that's the thing about bloody religion. You've got to wear your nice clothes to go to church. Do you know what I mean? I mean, what is it with TripAdvisor? Yeah. Who are these people who are going online? I go and like, oh, I don't like the hanker chiefs.

Yeah, I mean,'ll be more Supervisor Before you get hanker chiefs You remember before trip advisor you have to go to like a guest book It was like a book and you had to open the book and write in the book. Hey, why loved? Thank you job Bishop Richard Curtis Richard Curtis romcom look If we... How shall I bloody say this?

Um, I just... Wait. I need a fucking room, okay? Uh, I'm bloody hell. Shit. Shit. Should we go to the airport and film my brother-in-law? Oh, bloody hell.

I've been sister-in-law, man. It was right there anyway. There we go. I can't give you anything less than a whopping eight points for that. Oh! CHEERING Sorry, even though that round is two points. That's super. It's two points to Ben and Bridget and eight points to Joel and Tom, but they're still stuffing to sprout about as we raise potato onion gravy and pass tips into flat games. Flat games! stuffing to sprout about as we raise potato onion graveyards past him to fat games like games

let's play together games let's play forever roll the dice spin that thing put that there do you troll? yeah just you lose you get nothing games if you win you get

fracking style maran's gold fracking style maran fracking style maran fracking style maran If you win, you get... Frankie Steinmer and Golds. Frankie Steinmer and... Frankie Steinmer and... Frankie Steinmer and... Frankie Steinmer and... Frankie Steinmer and... I saw like a fat boy slimshot. Yeah, super slimshot.

Frankie Steinmer and... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, their teammate would guess that they were being Michael Keynesley Harriet. So that's... That is how it works. Or if I were to take my shirt off and sing, R-E-S-B-U-C-T, I would of course be Tom Parithafranckling. Oh, so that is an act on pay to see. So Tom, you're going to start with Joel guessing. You've got three combos to do. Now I'm going to be awarding points for correct guesses, obviously from Joel, and also convincing impressions So start with Tom. Okay. Oh well, bless my soul I sell out Arenas with my stand up tours. I sweat through my suits and I'm hyperactive

All this only heaven. Yes! It always presley heavens. Presley heavens. Yes. I don't understand the concept. Right. Listen, you fool. I will be up there on the hill on a white horse to break the internet

as I pop a champagne cork and spray it over my head. No, I'd be the man who'll be him. Oh, in McKellen. Because at one time, I switched it round. I got worse. In McKellen. Yeah. In McKellen.

In McKellen. Yeah, but may you be switched those two, I saw. In McKellen. In McKellen. Yes. Yes. It was, K-11. Yes. It was indeed Kim Kardashian, Mekellen. Yes, follow up from top. Good morning.

Welcome to my show. I will be interviewing some great acts. He will show them. I will be saying, Hi-L, to some lovely celebrities here on ITV this morning with me. Hio, lovely, lovely lady. Me. It's love, it's love, it's love.

Hillary and Kelly. It was kind of Hillary and Kelly. Yes. Ah, Christmas. Ah, Christmas! Nothing says Christmas, I can't hit the repress. Like an impersonation. Well Tom, that was three proper astounding impersonations there, are all counts. I'm going to give you the full Welsh. All Welsh. I'm going to give you the full three points, and I'm going to give three points to Joel as well,

so six points there in that round. APPLAUSE Here we go. The man of both voices steps up to the microphone. Here we go, Clarky. You've got three there, and Bridget is guessing. OK. I am Mr Bean and also other comedy characters

It's very good He is very good Sorry Who's singing? The audience The audience have got it. Sure boy, yes. And I'm off the president.

Allegedly, Allegedly. I know that I want. You know that one, okay? And he is Mr. Bean and of the comedy characters he's in, Black, Adara. Yeah, Rowan atkinson. Yeah. And Marilyn. Yeah. So you've been working on Marilyn...

Yes, I've been on Marilyn. ...and on... ...and on... ...and on Marilyn. Yeah. So you've been working on Marilyn. Yes, I've been on Marilyn. And on...

...and on... ...and on... It was Marilyn Monroe and Atkinson is what we were looking for. I think that was close. That was close enough. I was very good from... I don't think he was. I'm going to get Bridget a half a point and I'll get a clock in the full point there. Two more to go. The lady is not for turning.

Yes we can. So, that's your inner bound, though, isn't it? Yeah. So, Barraco Satcho. Barraco Satcho. Barraco Satcho. It's got, it can't be Barraco Satcho not true. Barraco, it's not true. It's not true. It can't be Barraco Fatcher, can it, Bridget? That sounds like a cider. I have a point of a Barraco Fatcher, please.

You're a side-cannon. I'll give you a clue. Every time it's both their names, it's their full names. Barraco. Combined together. Okay. Okay. Yeah, so Barraco Barmar.

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Do I get three points, her? No! I got one! I still have everything to play for when you come back in a second. Joel, your three. Don't quit, mate. Our hello, hello. So...

LAUGHTER I'm under my umbrella. OK. I'm a famous Scotsman, but under my umbrella. Yeah, I mean, you give a bit more of a clue than a famous Scotsman if you want to. I'm a Hormacrigha Mariana. No, no, it's a of that. Raw broy. Cano the other Scottish rum.

Oh, he's a good, and the espalya. Oh, Andy Murray. Andy Murray. Andy Murray, yeah. That was a good Andy Murray. That was a good Andy Murray. Oh, I've got to tell you when dangerously Japanese towards the end, but, uh, but yes, he was up to that point

of good Andy Murray. Oh, OK. A lot of good at the very work. A lot of people don't know this, Japanese background. Oh god this is difficult because I'm not culture enough to get ether of them. Have you started? Okay, okay. Okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay.

Joe Pescily. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, Joe Peschling. What's that? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, the nervousness is spawned. The next story. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I mean, I write really boring plays that are really famous. Oh, I feel like I've never seen any of his movies. That's a very uncanny impression though. Is it good?

I thought it was pretty good. Woody Allen. Yeah, Woody Allen. I write the plays. Woody Allen. I'm not very good at the old. Woody Allen Bennett. Yeah.

I'm a great singer. Final one for Joel Dommett. I mean, you can actually do that visually, couldn't you? Very good at the old Woody Allen Bennett. Yeah! Yeah! Final one for Joel Dommits. I mean that was pretty good. You can actually do that visually, couldn't you? You could like just have glasses. Yeah. Yeah. Um, what's the thing that he does?

Okay. I think the dream combo would be you doing it for Bridget. LAUGHTER Someone who's never heard of anyone versus someone who doesn't always down the game is going to... Of course it works! Okay. Oh, how do you do that? Yeah, go for it mate.

And any point. Go. Okay. Okay. Oh, I got it. Here we go. I just remembered it. I just remembered it. You've got it folks. Here we go. All righty then. Okay, stop it. All righty then. I got it. Um. Oh, okay. Alrighty then. I got, I think, I got an office in Slau. Alrighty then. Jim Carrickie-Javait. It's close, but I'm the character that I've been playing. Alrighty then. The audience's enthusiasm is waning for me.

Alrighty then. The character is job, maybe. I am, yes. Ice Ventura, David Brent. No, the other way around. Ice Ventura, Kijavace. I have a listen to the last sound of the second verse. I mean, it's to be fair.

It works either way. Ricky Javace Ventura or Ice Ventura, Ricky Javace. Ricky Javace. It's a double whammy. Ricky Javace Ventura. I mean, Ricky Gervais. Ricky Gervais? It's a dumb alarm. Ricky Gervais Ventura. I mean, I don't need any kind of alarm. It was Ricky Gervais Ventura. So for that, I'm going to... I kept on thinking of the mask. Yeah, I know. Because you were doing the catchphrase from the mask.

That's all I could remember. Could you remember? He was a pet detective. Surely if you said pet detective, everyone would have got Ace Ventura. I'll write either. Oh, I could remember. Surely if you said pet detective, everyone would have got Ace Ventura. I'll write either. I'll write a remember. Okay. So I'm going to give Joel two points and I'm going to give Tom. I can I give you two and a half.

Jim Carickidra, right? Yeah. Jim Carickidra, right? I'll give you two and a half of that. Then we're over to Bridget. Is anyone as excited about this as I am? How excited are you? Very. In which case no. So Bridget, the final three. The names... Bavond.

That's good, that's good. Yeah. About three away from the current one. And now I've lost it. Rounds with boar. Are you away from the current one? And now I've not said. Rounds with boar. What? And all the other one, go on, hang on. What's that feel? This does not sound like the person, but it will give you a lot of clues.

This is his same picture. Come on, mate. This does not sound like the person, but it will give you a lot of clues. LAUGHTER This is his same bridge. Come on, mate. This is doing the same. Just... I did the voice for a film about Penguin, they sound the same. Beep, can I guess? Ben, have one guess, no? Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Watch them all, can Freeman. Yes! CHEERING OK. Can I just save, by the way, producer Ben and I, genuine head of discussion, whether or not we should do three or five? OK, do you want to go, Rich? Right.

Oh, man, just orderly said, oh, shit. No, I'll try and be quick. I think he said Merry Christmas, actually. OK. Um, I'm out. I love you. Will you marry me? I'm out.

Yeah, I'm out. Hollywood actor with an amazing wife called I'm Out. Oh. I don't know. I think I'll pop up onto the moon for a bit now. Look around Pete can I be in? I'll get one guess. I'll get one guess George I mean the thing is, I... Oh, OK.

The thing is, I think you think it might be somebody else. Well, I tell you what, you're in control of that. He's more like that, isn't it? I mean, the hand gestures are very good, but... I think, but for the people listening at home, they're pretty useless. Not a war criminal, I mean, yes. The thing is, my tits are so massive. But it's affecting me singing, but I've got a coat that's got lots of lovely colours, and I'm very proud of it. Okay, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, got it, got it. Dolly Partoni Blair. Dolly Partoni Blair is the correct answer!

So that is an extra point over to Tom there, and I think two points each there to Bridget and to Clarkey. So, producer Ben, I know it's pretty quite a lot of amounts, but at the end of that round, what are the scores? What a trauma! I've listened to debates about Syria shorter than that rise. I mean, the scores are really exciting. Better than Bridget, I've got nine and a half,

but Tom and John have got 20! Oh my God! Do you want to see what the world is really like? Yes. Four things is deliciously funny and spectacularly entertaining. A woman plotting her course to free them at a lot more. It's non-stop bonkers brilliance. I love that.

Poor things. It's like theaters, December 15th. Well, we've had our starters. Let's tuck into a nice play of beef or is it turkey? It's beef or turkey brothers! Oh, no! Come out! Problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem!

Come out of the beef! You got a beef? Maybe we can help you to be from the sorting of your beef! Turkey! Yes, it is. It is beef or turkey brothers. By the way, during that jingle, Bridget just lent it to me and said,

we'll catch up. So going to capture that's what I like to hear. So it's beef or turkey brother, because it's Christmas, we're gonna ask our panellists to sort out a member of the audience's festive flat share beef. And this one comes from Steve in the audience. Steve, are you there? Here we are.

Hey, how you doing Steve? I'm grunt. I'm actually being left during the last round. Steve. So Steve, Steve, I going to read out your beef. Here we go. My dad comes into my room late night, Christmas Eve, and says, shut your eyes, Steve, stand as in his boxes.

As he throws my stocking down on my bed, Merry Christmas. So Tom and Joel, Tom and Joel, you're on the, you're on Steve's side, Ben and Bri, you're on the side of his dad. Any questions you'd like to ask Steve there about his dad, the box of shorts, all the stockings? How old are you, Steve?

I'm 33 now. And how long has this been going on? It's last happened when I was 31. Right. Hang on, what happened last year? I wasn't at home last year. It's not because of the party. But he didn't come to where you were.

Do it. No, he didn't, he stayed at home. That's the one hell of a John Lewis have that with. Lord Man making his way on public transport in only his boxes, clutching a stocking. I think it's quite wonderful actually. Okay, well you can put that forward in your case. Oh, sorry to bother you. Question about his stocking.

Steve, how old were you when you first became aware that your dad was coming into your room and not the aforementioned Santa Claus? What? Well, I think I was about knowing when I realised it wasn't for this. Only 9 years old. But he started your child in my class until I was old. Did he gradually start removing the costume?

Well, I can very long-stressed. 30-year-long strip-tish. Don't go home this year. No, there will be a song underneath it. Joel, do you have any questions for Steve? this year. No, there will be a thong underneath. Joel, do you have any questions for Steve? What are the box of shorts like? Give us a sneak of pink, Steve. They're very big. Do you have any siblings? I have two sisters. Does he go into that still?

We haven't spoken about that. Wow, wow. There's one of those hard-washed books in this, isn't it? My dad is son. Do you still get an orange or an apple at the bottom of your stocking? Do you have to get a nectarine? A nectarine. What's the fucking point, right? Why do people still put fruit in stockings? Did they just hit the bell and say it on to the national comedy? LAUGHTER Burn! Love it! Well, I think that isn't enough information for our team to make their cases. So without further ado, I'm going to call upon Joel Dommett to begin the case for the prosecution.

So remember, you are on Steve's side against his dad and your minute begins right about now. The funks all brother. Ladies and gentlemen of the bench. Never been to court. You will be saying with your brother and his wife. Ladies and gentlemen of the bench. I, Steve, hello.

Well, you've killed the last round all over again. You've killed half a time, so well done. Steve, ladies and gentlemen of the bench. Alrighty then. Alrighty then. Alrighty then! Righty-huck! Ladies and gentlemen of the bench, all righty then, Okie-Dokie. Yes.

Steve. Steve. Ladies and gentlemen of the bench, so we... Here we go. And that's your time, I'm afraid, that is your time. Shombad is shabby. So to open the case for the defense, now bear in mind you don't have to attack any of the points

the Joel has made in his speech. You can discount those, Ben will deal with those, so don't worry about that. We're going to open the case for the defense room, but you're on the dad side and Bridget your minute begins now. Well, this is very clearly a case for humanity. We have a man here who is at a certain point in his life who is trying to reach out in a very frightening world where let's face it, the planet is being destroyed, we are under threat and this man is trying to just hang on to a little bit of joy and happiness and give that to his son and he's not been beaten, he will not be crushed by pollution and by terror and ease.

He will not. He's tried to hang on to something that is child-hired when he was young, this joy, this happiness. Five seconds. We cannot, there is no discussion here. This is a good man, and long may he continue to go into his son's room in his boxers and say don't look Steve. Fantastic. Oh, I can't believe it.

Got a dry eye in the house there. Gorgeous rhetoric from Bridget Christie. Gorgeous polemic. Word for word. That was what I was going to say. I can't believe it. I'm just showing you. You really hate just, that was what I was going to say. Oh my name is James. Really ain't just dial-clarky. You've had me a pollution.

So Steve, how do you think it's going so far? You're happy with the job that Joel did for you. Come and wait for Tom. Yeah, I think I've been saying something. That's probably very wise. You want to do this on a single issue, which is benches. And you know nothing of the games we play in court. It's a mind game.

I'm playing the long game, guys. You wait. You wait. I mean, we did wait for a minute. We're playing the old good lawyer really, really shit. That's how it's acting. OK, so obviously obviously we're now going to throw it over to Tom. Tom, are you going to be concluding the case for the prosecution as yourself? No, I'm not going to do it as myself.

I'm going to be doing it in the style of a lap-land defence lawyer, Mr. Santa Standon. Santa Standon. Yeah. A few minute to go, as long as you need, begins now. Tars, Stundans. Santa Stundans! Yeah. Yeah. Your minute tour, as long as you need, begins now. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, off the jury. I'm sure you've sat there today, heard a lot of big words from that there, people over there,

trying to confuse you with their lexicon and their phrases. Oh, here in Lapland I'm a simple man. I'm a simple man like your good self, small town foco. Oh, oh, oh. Round here we still believe in the magic of Christmas. We still believe in the wonder that is Father Claus. Yes, no, I don't need to tell you the golden rule, but I can't get round every house every night of the year. Oh, no. So I enroll the mothers and the fathers of the world to do little favors for me, but this one golden rule isn't the ladies in gentlemen. You should never reveal yourself to your children that you're not the real father Christmas. It's the unspoken word that I have with all of the parents. Yes, you

can put the presents in there for me, but you cannot reveal yourself. It's our little, oh, oh, oh, agreement. But when this little cat goes into the room and says, don't look sent as in his boxish shirt, he's breaking the code. Keep the magic of Christmas alive. Keep the fantastical lie. Extend childhood well into the fifties beyond, until Simility kicks in and the second childhood can commence and we're back into it again. Don't tell your son, you're

not Father Christmas because every father is someone's father Christmas. The defense The defence rest. Very, very compelling argument. Very compelling argument. Sorry, your mind me, your name again. Santor, standin'. Preciting and providing. Oh, thank you. For presents. Four boys and girls. Thank you very much, Santor.

It was a great time you're here. I'm also half-man, half-hawed. You were Santor? Yes, I'm Santor, the Santor. Oh-ho-ho. Wait, isn't the bottom half the Santor? But you know it all counts. It all counts. Absolutely right, Thomas. It all counts. I can't have a catch, right? I think we prank the code there. It all counts! Absolutely right Thomas, it all counts.

Gotta have a catch, right? I think we prank the code though, it all counts! So, Clarky, really do make this all count as your minute to conclude the case before the defence begins. Well, he is! Listen, your dad, Steve, is a good man. He is a decent man he's trying to do the right thing, pollution. Do the right thing by the way, great podcast.

It's all right. No, no, it's all right, means it's good. Three stars. Is what I gave you on iTunes. The different rests. Do you want to use your last 20 seconds? Are you happy with that? Yeah, you know, I think I often like the guests.

That's a time, excellent. Fantastic, so... Of course, did the right thing is available from British comedy guides and iTunes. APPLAUSE So, do listen in. And now, obviously, I cannot... Let me just mention myself, I'm going to throw open to our festive

flat-share audience here. So, all the things at the Phoenix, if you think that... Oh! Think about what list you want to be on before you vote, Lady Mary. It's a very good point. Yes. Beyond the guilty list or the not guilty list? Oh! I think you're on a different kind of list, mate.

So, if you think Joel instil cows. LAUGHTER So, if you think Joel and Santa are the central and, therefore, Steve is in the right, applaud now. But if you think half counts, but if you think Bridget and Ben made the better case and if fact Steve's dad is in the right, applaud now. Now it's time to gather around the fireplace, the Quick Fire Place, and hear this season's festive jingle.

The round is the thing, the quick fire we sing, the round is quick and it soon begins in. Quick and it's soon beginning Rounds of quickness, quick fire rounds Questions come quickly, we eat chocolate pounds Quick fire rounds, quicky quick fire rounds Questions come quickly all around And the questions are quick fire and it's happening quickly And serve the questions under the tree, quick far round, quickie quick far round, Questions come quickly Santa we found,

The questions come quickly, the custod's port thickly, And so the questions look at that tree Question time with David Dimblebee Sharing his presence under his tree And so the questions, it's the quip by round Questions come quickly to chocolate pound. Quick far round, quicky quick far round. Answer the questions happy new year.

Questions come quickly and soon disappear. Here is the quick far round half season's cheer. What I love about that is you've clearly spent a long time on the lyrics. Of course, this is a Christmas special, we have a festive quick far around. It's our version of the 12 days of Christmas. Now all of the answers, yay! Woo! So we've done this in previous years. All of the answers correspond to the tune of the classic Christmas song. So if you think you have the right answer, shout out your first name. Okay, so the first one is obviously a partridge to a pear tree. So what's the answer?

A big household applied to the keeps food cold is on the road from London to South Hampton Go again, I'll do it again a big household appliance that keeps food cold is on the road from London to South Hampton Oh, it's real conferring It's a big household appliance that keeps food coming. Oh Tom Tom Tom Tom a large fridge on the M3. Absolutely correct. A large fridge on the M3. I got to admit that I only just understood what the game is. Okay great. It's a perfect time to get into it question one. If you've got to question 12 and you've got it now, as Bridget did on a round a little while ago,

then that will be problematic. He did mean that he's just got round ones. LAUGHTER So, suboutio. Yes. OK, so this is Tutor Ladaves, the front man of the Maytals is wearing violet sheepskin boots. Okay.

The frontman of the Maytals is wearing violet sheepskin boots. Why is the genuine conferring between the audience here? Toots purple uggs. It's Toots purple uggs, yes! So it goes. Toots purple uggs and a large bridge on the M3 French Hens. David and Posh are made of circular French cheese. I am a British.

British, British, British. Tom Beckham's. It is British Beckham's. I am pretty, pretty, at some prebeckams. It is prebeckams. We've got prebeckams to do purple lights and a large fridge on the M3. Can we have this half of the audience and you have that one to do it? Yeah, because these guys definitely got that. Okay, yes, we're going, we're going for, what? So if they get it, they can get it out. Yeah, we get a point. So we're going for fuck. What? So if they get it, they can get it out.

Yeah, we get a point. So we're going for calling birth this time. The man who played Mr. Darcy has lost all of his money. For calling for birth. For calling for birth. That audience over here. For calling for birth. For calling for birth.

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Toos, Purple, Lutz, And a large fridge On the M3. I made a milking. What is the name Of the Chancellor

Of Germany? LAUGHTER Anyway, I'm John. I'm John. Yes, John, well done. I got it right. Yes!

It is. I got it right! Yes! It is! I'm gonna medical bathroom Once a trimming sip, Lisa's praying Like a hurricane Welcome in first pre-meck, Helmsdews, Purple Lies And a large fridge on the M3 And I'll let you start, say we're going for The guitarist from Queen is playing a famous vampire hunter Oh, yes over here

Brian Banks, man, healthy, oh wow I am girl, the miracle, heaven wants a dreaming, silly, fleas is praying Lion King, poor, fleas is brave Lion King Wargover, freebeck, Hubs, Tuts, Purple Uggs At a large fridge on the M3 Tenderleaping, Carreras, Domingo and Pavarotti Are walking out of the room

A three-tender Two-tender And two-tender, three-tender leaving Avarotti are walking out of the room Two tennis jolt three tennis leaving no, it's not three Tenors tenors a leave it tenors a leaving Oh Lisa's break, Lina, Ging, all God in birth, Freebeck comes to the twelfth of our life, And a large fridge on the M3, And a bunch of piping, Yoko Ona is on Tinder,

LAUGHTER Moving her finger left and right... LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Get on the spasurion! APPLAUSE And right Oh No I've been spoiling you, you know? Yeah, whatever. We don't know his point! Lemon's wife is spoiling tenders and leafing bridesmaid healthy

and girl the Murkle pepper wants a trimmy stick leases prey Lion King Pull the con in first pre-backed cams to his furball lives and a large fringe on the end, Lillie! Lillie!

This is one for you, Joel. Somebody stop man! Very, very close. What is it? Put the 12-jumpers drumming. Put that DVD with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels. Back on the ledge. Uh yes! Yeah! Yeah. Shelf, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,

And twice, twice, twice, Tenners and leaping, Rhyrn days and healthy, I'm a lullag, And once the trigger is ticked, I'm pleased and spray. Ah, again! For calling for free,

Mac comes to its purple light, and a large thrill on the M3. Very good for everybody. Well, that was our festive printfire round, there is just some festive plugs. Bridget, have you got anything you want to plug? Some live dates in... Yeah, absolutely. Where can we find them? Let's just go out on the second of 8th of January. OK, a second of the 8th. Second and... Oh, second and the 8th, OK, right?

Yeah, that's a square. And my book is available. Excellent. What's your book called? A book for her. A book for her. And can we find all your information on your website? Yeah, all on the website. LAUGHTER

It's my name. I'm a CV. website. Yeah, all on the website. I'm a TVC.com, yeah. Celebridge, yeah. And Joel. So I'll be selling Ace Ventura DVDs after the show. And just know that I'm alive. So! So, if you want to find any information about Pappy, he's going to Pappy's coming to your comm, all our dates and details of stuff are there. Oh, we've made a short,

we've made a short film, and we made a Christmas film for Sky, which I think is going to be on the internet, but it's also going to be on Sky Arts. So think this cross it's on the internet, because no one's got Sky Arts. But yeah, so watch our website for that because we'll be putting that up on there.

Yes. Can I book something? You of course, Cap. In 2016, Papis, Flatches, Landenwell, come on the first of every month. Yeah, it's a special present. Oh! Woo!

That's a special present. A special present. It'll be monthly. So in January, you'll be able to hear something we recorded probably in April of last year. We're also going to be doing bangers in Mashigan, aren't we? That's right! We recorded a brand new bangers in Mash, we're going to stick that out halfway through January,

and we're going to do that month for you as well. So that's pretty exciting. So, producer Ben, it's been a hell of an episode, a festive, flat-share episode. Can I just say, by the way, this was so much fun because those who know regularist to the show you will know our last festive episode we chose to do in Galway in front of about 12 people who didn't know as a podcast recording and we did it the day before Halloween. So go back and listen to it if you want to hear us really struggling. If you do any of this was tough. Oh daddy. Oh daddy. Oh. So Ben, please tell us what are the final scores? It's very exciting.

Ben and Bridget have got 13 and a half. Oh. Tom and Joel have got 20, 8 and a half. 28 and a half. So congratulations there. I'm afraid Ben and Bridget have to decorate the tree while Joel and Tom hold on. What time do I give you a clue? It's me wearing a delightful wrapping paper pose in pouch. Thanks to our guest Joel Dommit and Bridget Chrisby. Chrisby and Chrisby. We're in Pappies. See you next time on Flashestabba. Pappies.

Pappies, fastestabba. Pappies, fastestabba. Flashestabba. You've probably been locked in Tom Pary, especially against Joel Dommit and Bridget Chrisby. He'll devise by Pappy's weird producer Ben Walker. Oh, very Christmas. Big thanks to everybody who came down to either a recording of the folks who do the right thing. He did the Tash and Caffrey Katie story and to Lucy R.D.T. for helping out.

Derek Mark for the British company guy and to the Phoenix pub Abbinus. Pappy's flash is now there. It's a buzz production for the British company guy down the internet. Merry Christmas to all and to all cheers everyone. Bye! Good news that took so long. It is actually Christmas day right now. A final round that happens quickly, quick, far be thy name. Your quick, be fire, you'll never tie of the questions fired so quickly. Be not afraid to be quick to find your questions

As those that fire those questions Give us this day our questions quick And answer quickly too For quickness comes to those who are quick, quick by to everyone. And quick, far round, yes, quick, far round, oh quick, far quick, by round Yes, quick, by round You, quick, by round Oh, quick, by quick, by round

One more time Yes, quick, by round Oh, quick, by round Oh, quick, by quick, by round Oh, quick, oh Quib, oh Quib, oh Quib, oh Quib, oh Quib, oh Quib, oh Quib, oh Quib, oh It's Christmas! It's non-stop bonkers brilliance. I love that. Poor things.

It's like theaters December 15th.