Pappy's Flatshare - House Meeting (Actual Sensory Monkey Recording) S9E7

Episode Date: May 13, 2019

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Greetings, listener dear! Weebie-pappies and I be Tom. Oh, and I be then. And I am Matthew. Oh, he's booking the trend. I'd be profan. He's got one foot in the 21st century and one eye on the prize. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pappie's Flat Share. This episode is a house meeting where the three of us are in the same room, in front of the same microphones, having it out. It did it out. So we're in the same room, in front of the same microphones, having it out.

So we're in the same room. I don't know if that's a crucial detail, because I don't know of the podcasts where we don't record them in the same room. Oh, bonus app. Here's the twist. Listen, that room. Is your ear canal!

Oh my god, stop screaming! Absolutely, you're ear canal there, make it it known. I'm the only one not wearing headphones. Yes, you really are, and crucially. Neither of the listener now after that. They chucked him across the room. So yes, welcome, welcome to the house meeting. Hoda! Hoda! Hoda!

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podcasts into your eakin' out. So we're enjoying it. We hope you are. Yes, keep on supporting us so we can keep on checking these weekly Podcasts into your eakin' out. So we're enjoying it. We hope you are. Yeah, we're really enjoying it Right, and I'll tell you what what a time to be in your eakin' out because coming up is a Sensational episode. Oh, it's a sensory episode. It's it's it's it's strong and interesting stuff It's strong and interesting and hopefully funny stuff. Yes, we're in your ears, we're in your week. Enjoy the app. What temperature should we set the heat from? How sweet can be 10? Why on earth am I always weak? How sweet can be 10? Who went my bed while I was sleeping? This haven't had me 10?

What's the point? Does life have a me? How sweet can be 10? Oh no, delicious. Is that a coffee? Tea. I thought it looked too pale to be a coffee. And also, I wouldn't make that noise if I was drinking coffee. Does that make sense? No.

It sort of does. Tea is a slurper. Yeah, there you go. I'd slurp it in. I happily slurp it in. I wouldn't slurp the coffee. What do you do to a coffee? I kind of like a dignified swig.

Dig? A dig swig. Dig swig? The old dig swig? Yeah, old dig swig on the coffee. I'm a dignified swig. Digg, a dig swig. Digg swig, the old dig swig. Yeah, old dig swig on the coffee. I'm a big dig swigger. The old dig swig on the Joe. Yeah. I can't, I can't. You're looking at the crowd.

I can't abide a slurp. It's absolutely the world. One of the worst sounds in the world. Clarky, I'll ask you this question now, Clarky. How do you feel about a sort of slow, semi-organmic noise after drinking a refreshing drink. Are we talking about like a... Oh, that yours was a bit much. I think I was also sitting down at the same time.

I think I just finished drinking and I was low in myself down on to a very comfy armchair. That's fine. That's quite nice in fact. Alright, what about this? I'm going to do one. Okay. Ready? Please don't. We'll wait too long. No. Clark is now the noise police. Yeah. Apparently so. I think that is a perfect amount of time. No, let's in your own home. Oh, yeah. In my own home, we're all during a podcast. But never in a, or during a podcast, but never in a restaurant, because also, in a restaurant,

they're desperate to know you love in the food. They're needy. They're coming over every 30 seconds. Is it something you're right, sir? Oh, you're not going to know. They're needy if it's a pizza place, am I right? Absolutely, they're needy, the doughy. Yeah.

Lovely stuff from Clarky. Listen, the eyebrows that follow that comment coming off Clark, you could probably hear them. I bet you could hear them down the mic. They were two eyebrows that very much said, next on radio for really strong eyebrow follow up there. From Clark. Yeah, he's strong eyebrow follow up. And that's what you expect from Ben Clark.

From noise police, Ben Clark. The noise police that live inside of my head, Cheatrick. So he's not a fan of a slurp. Doesn't like a slurp. He doesn't like a slurp. He's very sensitive about food and drink noises. Here's my theory, go on. Clarky is very sensitive to noises around food because he doesn't have a sense of smell.

Oh! So, it's that whole thing of if you lack one sense, you overcome something with another. That's true. You can't smell his food. It's interesting. But he can hear his food and he can hear you eating your food. Do you? Or me eating my food. More importantly. Yeah. Does that bother you then noise because Paris is going in for another tea? Well I feel very self conscious now. You know

this is fine. You shouldn't feel self conscious on this half of the table. Clarke on the other hand daggers is going to give you through his eyes. daggers. But it's gonna give me an official caution from the old and noise police. I'm writing you a ticket. The thing is, it's an audio podcast, right? So listener dear wants us to know we're enjoying our tea. You gotta go down the mile. I guarantee you, at least, I reckon I'll third it.

He backed out, it was guaranteed. I guarantee you, maybe. A third of listeners are gonna be like, ugh, if they hear someone slurping their... I think... Let's find out. Listen to Dea. If you don't like a slurp, leave a review and iTunes. One word, slurp.

Or two words, no slurp. Or we just bought that for the day. Get in contact on Get in Contact at Pappy's Tree on Twitter and tell us how you feel about the slurping. This slurpping particular? Well any slurp. Oh. That feels good.

And I lovely, ah, at the end of it. I don't mind the as. My niece doesn't, ah, it's adorable. You like your niece's as? What? You like your niece's as? No. You're saying?

You're saying you got great ass. Wow, we're in a clarky. I'm called Ben. Come on, guys. You've got lovely rice as well. You've got great eyes. Wow, he's got a lot of clarky. He's got a lot of clarky. Come on, guys. He's got lovely rice as well. He's got great rice. So, clarky, now does noisy eating bother you as much as noisy drinking?

Even more so. Really? Oh, it puts me into an absolute rage. What about people who have that sort of, they've got their mouth full, but they're compensating by breathing through the nose? You like that, you know? How else are they gonna breathe? They're eating have that sort of, they've got their mouth full, but they're compensating by breathing through the nose? Do you like that, you know? How else they're gonna breathe?

They're eating a hot sort of, so it's gonna go. Oh! That kind of thing. Oh! How's that? Is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that,

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It sort of sound like a sort of angry Yoda. Okay, listen to dear, why angry Yoda's my ASMR name? Oh, here's a hint. Find me at angry Yoda. Loud I am. So, sorry, I didn't know why I went that way into a regional accent. So, anyway, I didn't know you had a problem with subcontinent. I don't know why you just ate regional accent. Like, we're not going to specify the region. No. But, it's a price to say, it's not a region I should be entering into XMWIS. So, a lot to unpack in the last 15 seconds

listen to you let's go into it. For those of you that don't know what ASMR stands for, it stands for actual sound making recording. That's right. No, I don't know that. One thing you should know is that Clarke's niece has got a gorgeous ASMR. Oh, she's got the ASMR on that. So, you started it clock it with your phone. Did not. So ASMR is when people online talk into a microphone like,

I can't. No, I can't. What? No, not quite. Basically, it'll often be very smart. Oh, close talking. Often they'll hear like the clicking of fingernails maybe on.

They're in your ear can all listen to me Tom's if you're gonna shout I'm also you're not wearing headphones clock. I wear an headphones. Oh you we're hearing it straight in our lips You bloody wimps take your earphones are podcasts like nobody's listening I mean The more you shout the less people will listen. So listen, so basically. So what do we know what it stands for? So it's whispering and it's often,

hang on, there's no W and ASMR. Oh, can't stand for whispering. A murmuring. Oh, okay. So it's your sound murmuring recording. Actual sound murmuring recording. I guess. And often it'll be a very kind,

you'll stop. No, no, no. Right, okay, firstly, do you want to do ASMR? Why are you doing a monkey impression? I don't know. That's not the M stands for. Could do? We don't know.

No, we've already told Sai and Monkey recording. Yeah, quiet is key. And it's often somebody who is... Oh, there's no cue. Oh. Silence. That's a true silent monkey. And actually, we'll call I will silent monkey record. Listen to that now Gorgeous

Really good so the idea is if you haven't heard of ASMR before It's only what it means. We don't know what it means, but do you know it will often be somebody speaking very softly Audio audio softly murmuring recording. That's what it softly audio softly murmuring recording that's what it is audio softening monkey monkey recording so you'll be someone murmuring away again that doesn't sound like a monkey that sounds like a trapdowel audio sensory I'm going for now oh that's the sensory in the mix it could be producer almost giving me a thumbs up this is a great me a thumbs up. This is a great game. A thumbs up for sensory. Is it our all sensory?

Our all? Yeah. Have you checked out Clarke's nieces, Harold? Oh my goodness. What is going on? We've all got a limit. So the idea is it's supposed to give you a little, Tom, I say what, every time I speak,

why are you just hooting into the microphone? I can't understand what you're doing. It's got nothing to do with ASMR But you're just honking now and it's upsetting to me. Do you want to just explain what you're doing? I'm trying to give it like an ASMR band. No, no, no, no, no. You don't know what ASMR is. It's about when you talk about podcasting. You've got no idea You don't listen to podcasts. You don't understand ASMR. You're going to record and I don't listen. I mean it finds free It's a good point. I'm unshackled.

Absolutely not listening to us. So the idea is, because it's not really fair to talk about a subject for ages without explaining what it is. OK, so basically, what it... Your hair hair hair. Or something. Very addictive. I know.

When you start. It feels like you miss... Her hair hair. No, it's not that either. Now, so the idea is, the closeness and the intensity of the sound gives people a sort of tingling experience up their spine or at the back of their head. So it's got a kind of like,

it's got, you get a physical reaction to this sound. So I watch videos of people like eating pickles, crunching on pickles or eating corn on the cob. Have you ever got the tingles? I've got the tingles. That's for me. And often it will be somebody explaining what they're going to do in very sort of my new detail, like explaining, okay, so I'm going to give you a really nice haircut today.

And what I'm going to do is I'm just going to blow dry your hair first and then I'm going to wash it and then I'm going to, I mean, you don't blow dry the hair first, but parry hates this. You don't like it when that will be hair coming out. Or immediately you're out. It's two things that are going this. You don't like it when that will be hair coming out. Oh, immediately you're out. It's two things that are going on. You're getting flashbacks. Hair dressings very stressful, isn't it?

Yeah. I'm going to the hairdressers very stressful to be as well. I do as well. And if they're that close in your ear, I'm going to go, I'm going to go to your hair. It's a bit threatening. Yes. You're so mean.

What you really need is somebody just to take the edge of by hooting. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the old chimp, the old chimp, barber. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh How do they make bread with no wheat? How do they make bread with no wheat? How do they make bread with no wheat? You get the tingle from ASMR. I do get the tingle from ASMR. So I can tell you now that what you're doing is not ASMR. Right, okay, here's what we'll do then.

You've got your headphones on. Okay. Clark and I can have an ASMR off. Okay? Okay. So we're going to see if one of us can give you the tingle. I'm going to shut my eyes. Okay.

And see if one of you can give me the tingle. Okay, so, and listen to the ears also. They're all, they're within their ear canal. So you're going to be able to let us know who is the best ASMR merchant. Okay. In a competition that I'm calling, AS Mr or Mrs. ASMRster. Okay. Who is the ASMRster? ASMRster commander. Okay, we've got there only yet. You had an extra thing. You didn't need to be there. Okay.

Sorry. Sorry. For some reason, by the way, you act in a... You act in a tingle. The title of a Russell Crowe movie, which weirdly gives me this tingle. Okay. Not to write you. Listen to dear, do you get the tingles when you hear this jingle?

This jingle. Hey, ASMRster. Oh to dear, do you get the tingles when you hear this jingle? This jingle. Yes, Master. Oh no, I messed up. Okay, sorry. Parkies up. Clockies go first. Okay. Here we go.

Okay, what are we going to do next? Yes. A podcast. We're going to sit around the table. We're going to turn on the mics. Two of us are going to put on some headphones. That's not all. We're going to turn on and we're ready.

Oh, you see? Guys., we're gonna turn on the mics. Two of us are gonna put on some headphones. That's not all we're gonna turn on and we're on the mic. Oh you see, you can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. I had him on the ropes there.

You know what, the tingles were beginning. I'm not gonna lie to you. I reckon that was a four out of ten tingles. Oh! But you know what, and it was just as I was getting the tingles starting, Perry came in and intercepted, so, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh- It's Bob, one of the PG tips, chimps, is that why he's always drinking your tea? Bob can slurp, boy can Bob slurp. The A, please. No, it's getting worse the lower it gets down in the mug.

So I tell you what, I was at a four out of 10 there, but it was interrupted. Do you want to, well see if you can start? He's going back in. I've got a bit of residual, so I'm going to shut my eyes again. Look, see if we can get back up, see if you can go higher than a four. And listen to dear, wherever you listen to this.

Okay, Tom, you're not still talking. Close your eyes, relax. Here we go. And so you've two of you have put your headphones on. Third one, if you're facing to. And he's second now, he's gonna do some shouting. So now sit back and relax as the three of us. Tom Matthew, Ben, aka, Papis, do a podcast.

It's been boring, didn't it say ASMR? Tell you what, you know when it was like occasionally, it was actually hitting the ASMR button, I was getting, I'm not gonna say, it probably didn't go higher than a four and a half minute. Okay, I'll tell you that. But then occasionally, it just sounded like I was just into the snooker.

Yes, I think that's the problem. That's true, that's okay. You've got to make it a little bit, I think you've got to make it a little bit more lively. Now, I also could, I could, I was also slightly distracted by the fact that I could hear Perry, at my shop that I could hear Harry at my shop. I could hear Harry low level giggling to himself all the way through.

Shuffle it away. And send his pants. Imagine if we crack the ASMR market and suddenly we're released from the shackles of sketch comedy and go full on into the ASMR market. Is that what you've been waiting for all this time? Yes. Okay, might as well know what it was a second ago. I think you're just desperate to get out of comedy.

What I like about Paris, he hears about a thing and then immediately seems to be brilliant at it. And then thinks he's gonna become a millionaire at it as well. So, all the time, not knowing what that thing is. No idea. No clue. Okay, ready for my right. So I'm ready for a course try me four and a half. Okay.

I'm gonna stop you there mate. I'm gonna stop you. What? The wet mouth thing is not doing it for me. I'm just trying. I'm trying. Get that towel out of your mouth. Okay. Here we go. The wet mouth thing is not doing it for me. I'm just trying, I'm trying. You're trying? Get that towel out of your mouth. Here we go. Say. Oh, I've just walked up the stairs. Oh no, I've got hang on.

No, you can't give me a chance here. I've just walked up the stairs. It's not, this is like a start of a horror film or something. It's not some fat old man who can't get up and fly the stairs with his mouth going dry. OK, OK. I'm going to stick with the premise. Part.

Stick with the premise. OK, here we go. Listen to the idea. I'm just going to raise it. I'm just going to raise it. OK. Let me shut my eyes. Let me get into it.

Clarke, he tried and hold it together, man. OK. I was going to say he didn't interrupt you, but that's not true. He interrupts you loads, but try and hold it together. Oh no. I was gonna say he didn't interrupt you but that's not true. He interrupts you loads but try and hold it together You're supposed to make me feel comfortable Really all is really taken out of me. Oh Forgotten what I came upstairs for.

I'm going to have to take a big walk back to the stack. I think we've got a couple of things going on. Firstly, the poor steve your imagination is once again reared exactly heads. Or you can imagine as a man who's got up some stairs, forgotten what he's got up the stairs for and come back down the stairs Secondly, why would you don't go at the sense of low level panic? I told you it's about cutting your hair or or or fitting you with an ice suit or something I think it's supposed to be so that you're totally so that you're not supposed to panic themselves because they probably got dementia He's good this man. No, it's it's low. He's going. He's not a big set of stairs

He's going, he's not a big set of stairs. I don't care. Harry, I don't care. A fucking stairs, alright. I was not sure. I should've caught that stairlift and started. Oh my God, I've already felt immersed in that, man. Sorry, you're immersed in sweat. Tingles?

I mean, tingle on the top. The tingle on the top of that, I'm afraid, was a big fat zero. Oh, what? Listener, the panic omit. It's coming off the chart. Listen to the day if you fart a tingle there, feel free to share.

People won't. You know, if you feel a tingle there, feel free to share. Okay, well before we move on, should we have a guess at what we think ASMR stands for each? And then whoever comes closest wins, they get to do. They get to go up and fly the stairs with you, don't they? I think ASMR stands for each and then whoever comes closest wins.

They get to go up and flight the stairs, right? I tell you what, whoever gets the closest has to go up on a flight of stairs on the back of whoever got the furthest away. How's that? Okay, alright. I'm gonna go right into my phone now. Okay. No, no, Tom. Still go right into my phone now. Okay No, no, Tom still trying to do the bed. I still think I get a

Stunner's time to chance oh No I think there's a lot going on that horn. It's nest of a brain of you. That's why You could do wrong. Bubble wrap is fine, but why are you panicked about it? Relax yourself. I think you actually need ASMR more than I do, which is relax your shoulders and don't start everything with O-No. Okay. Alright, that's a red flag term now.

Okay, now, okay. Okay, okay. This is nice. I've put the monkey back in the cage. Alright. The worst cage in the... The item of the cage. The item of a caged monkey being in the proximity.

I told you, having a haircut, fitting a suit, eating a pickle, simple things. Oh, fitting a suit. I have a rampant sweat when someone's trying to fit me into a suit. What? What is this? I've re-hoved trying to fit you into a suit. Yeah. Trying to fit me into a suit. What? What is this, and I'll be ho-tion to fit you into a suit. Yeah. It's gonna fit me into a suit.

You've got to stop going to gap kids. Get me in there. Excuse me, mate. Can you zip this up, please? Just want to buy a suit and get out the shop. But as soon as they get around, you're wanting to get inside, you know, you're inside leg. Oh.

I've never been measured. Stressful. I find it. I do. Yeah, I don't mind it. I think whenever the measured. Oh, stressful. I find it. I do. Yeah, I don't mind it. I think whenever the attention is like unwanted attention comes my way, then I really panic. So, like, hair addresses. Very strange for you, Tom, because it feels like you're constantly after attention.

But only the right kind of attention. You want to control the attention you get, rather than get. It's also, like, it's a bit like having your hair cut. It's something that sort of nature has forced you into doing. You're the circumstances that have forced you into doing this. It's like getting a fitted suit is usually because you've got a wedding coming up or some sort of event that you have to wear a suit for. It's not you think, I'll just treat myself to a really nice suit today.

So I guess some people do that, but that's true. Not us. Not us. No. Not yet. But when that pay true. Not us, no. Not yet, not yet, when that page should be. Get on Patreon. Oh, that's our commitment to you. Listen, Adir, when we pass a certain amount on Patreon, or buy ourselves suits. Well, it's not.

We've got kind of an insane, the sort of snooty idea is that. Give me out. We're going to podcast in suits and see if you hear the difference. Oh, this is a good one. Oh man. Is it Tom though? Yeah.

So, next podcast, next house meeting. One of us will be wearing a full suit, but we're not going to tell you who it is. And then listen to the ears. Could guess. Who's done it? And see if just by wearing a suit we've got that game. Okay sure fine dress for the person You want to be yeah, how's that for the person you are dress for the job you want not for the job Right, right the person. Do you reckon if we are turned up all suits and booted podcasting wise it

Would be right there. Wait come on. I. Is that your idea of being a good podcast? Oi, come on. Oi, come on. Where's he from? Sort of like the Bronx. Yes, sort of the Bronx by way of Cafford. Oi, come on. Come on.

Come on. Hashtag. Hashtag. Hashtag. Hashtag. Hashtag. Hashtag. Okay, what do you have for your ASMR?

Okay. I'm going to... Oh you have for your ASMR? Okay, I'm gonna Oh, have you if you've got yours? No, I don't want you Not playing ASMR It's not easy is it no, it's not easy at all. Well, we're gonna do it Okay It's not easy, is it? No, it's not easy at all. But we're going to do it. Okay. Ooh! It's the M.

Yeah, it's a... The M's tricky for me as well. I'm not happy with my M, but I'm going to throw it out there because I think we've got to move this game on. Audio? Yep. Sensory. Monomic. Recording. Okay. Winomonic. on audio yeah sensory, monomic recording okay why

demonic I've panicked yeah well you'll see this me in this I've gone for audio, suit fitting, memory, relapse. I don't think it's going to be Clarky. Well I tell you what, shall we find out? Can we find out. It's a ton of sensory meridian response. Two, I got two right. Parry, you actually, it's Clarky. Clarky, you're taking about the stairs. Yeah. What's that? He wasn't listening. You weren't listening to the rules. Whoever got the closest gets on the back of the whoever got the furthest away and They take them upstairs. I've got right the stairs. Oh my god. I can't do that. The phrase you're looking for a zone. Oh, no, no

So Taking my shirt off Sorry, no, but you wait if you take your shirt if you got to go Sorry. No, but you want, if you take your shirt, if you got to go, I'm going to take my shirt off now. Don't worry, there's two shirts underneath. That's the kind of stuff you like. Yeah.

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I love that. Four things. It's the like theaters, December 15th. Hashtag! It's having subtitles on a foreign film sheet. of the poor things in select theaters for December 15th. How's BD? It's having subtitles on a foreign film cheek. How's BD? Would you get a tattoo? Would I get a tattoo?

Yeah. I don't know. I think about it. I might do. How often do you think about it? I've been through various stages. I've feeling that. I once had a dream as well that I had,

like, just suddenly I had full sleep. Wow, what I thought was like sleep. Oh my god, how do you feel? Are you happy? I was very torn about it. It's like, I don't know if I like this, I hate this. Because I think Clarky definitely could, you could definitely work at Attu.

I think you've got, I think you've got, yeah, you've got. What if I were to have one, what do you think would work for me? I think, like, I could see, wearing a kind of classic, you know, like a heart with a dagger through it with a little bit of blood, just going down, you know, possibly two dubs holding up a bit of kind of cheese. A bit of cheese, yeah.

Two dubs holding up a bit of cheese. Oh, like that. One of the classics. Two dubs holding up a bit of cheese. A bit of cheese, yeah. Two dubs holding up a bit of cheese. Oh, like that. One of the classics. Two dubs holding up a bit of cheese. On the chest. I'm so pleased we've already done the ASMR competition because that definitely would have been the fourth. You get a tattoo of two dubs holding up a piece of cheese.

Listen to dear, when the patron gets two. We're not having that. Two dubs holding up a piece of cheese. Producer, Emma asks a good question. Would they be holding up with their wings or with their beaks? Hold on, yeah, it does don't hold things with their wings, surely. They must hold things with their little claws, their little talons. Either the talons or the beak.

I think, yeah, with the beak. So what we're looking at is instead of the olive branch coming back from the to the to the arc. They're flying a bit of gooder back. They're tagged up. They so basically the Dubs a bit they doves left the arc. Yeah, but rather than finding an island they found cheese mongers Amsterdam or somewhere like that. Oh, okay, they've famously hilly isn't it? Famously hilly A lot of land. Oh my god, two dumb smokin' a spliff. A dove smoking a spliff though, that's a tatter you could rock.

I could definitely see, I could definitely see Clarky with a tatter and the dubs got his face. But it's a lot of that. Yeah, you think I have. It's chomping on a bifter. And it just a piece, man. And it says hashtag blazing. hashtag always be blazing.

Because no, to not have a tattoo is like... Well, it's, it's what you used to be having a tattoo. It's the boldest statement around, isn't it? Yeah, not having a tattoo is having a tattoo. Like, full of dishes. Yeah, I think I... I actually think it's a... It's actually pretty, pretty rad.

I sound like a trendy prince. Yeah, I was gonna say, not like a bodyship, but like a preacher. I actually think it's pretty rad to I sound like a trendy prince. Yeah, I was gonna say not like a bodhisattva, like a preacher. I actually think it's pretty rad to not have a tattoo or have one of Jesus. Holding some cheese. Jesus. And smoking a bifte.

Jesus smoking a bifte. Cheese. What's your tattoo of you? It's Jesus smoking a blunt. I am in the tattoo parlour and I am Jesus made out of cheese smoking a blunt. I am in the tattoo parlour and I am going to put the tattoo on your arm. No, again threatening. There's something about you that's inherently threatening when you do these. Yeah, you're a sinister man. The whisper. The whisper is sinister though, isn't it? No, it isn't. It is on you. I'm here, I'm going to kill you, yeah.

Well, it was both the whisper and the content of the phrase. Okay, that's true. So the reason you asked Tom, is it you're thinking of getting a tattoo? I think I will. Really? Yeah. You've got a big landmark coming up in your life. I'm not even saying big back.

You got a big back. You can tell you what, you've got a big surface area. Honestly, you could do in a landscape. You could do an entire map. I think you could have, oh, the world map on your back. Shoulder blade to shoulder blade. Um, well, I mean, I think you have to earn the right to have the map on your back.

So you kind of like you have to have been there. You can say it nowhere. Or you can say, I've got the world on my shoulders then. Oh no. You can say to people, oh, I Or you can say, I've got the world on my shoulders then. Oh no. You can say the people, I've got the world on my shoulders. Pull up your t-shirt, you've got the world on your shoulders.

Or just the word chip. Oh, chip on your shoulder. Nice. That's good. Think so. I mean, it's got negative connotations, hasn't it? Yeah. Got a bit of a chip on my shoulder.

I know someone who's got beans on their knees. Really? The bees knees. The bees knees. Yes, who is that? Yeah, got a bit of a chip on my shoulder. I know someone who's got beans underneath really be the bees news the bees news Yes, who is that? Sweetie that's right. It is Paul sweetie. He's got quite a few kind of pun hairdresser and tattoo artist I wonder if he's got an ASMR in him. He's everyone's got an ASMR in them. That's what we've found out today. I can barely even say it Right, so you're thinking of getting a tattoo. Yeah, what would you talk to get?

Yeah, what would you get? What would you get? Come on. I've toyed with a few things. I've toyed with Glastonbury. Glastonbury, which is the word Glastonbury, or like a map of Glastonbury. The view of Glastonbury, the tour,

and the pyramid stage. Oh, wow. On one shoulder. Can I ask with people or with no people? That's a good question, actually. Because people is an intricate tattoo. That's gonna be painful. Who people is a strange tattoo?

Because it's an empty Glastonbury. Yeah. Because obviously Glastonbury, you need all the flags, which bands playing? Who's on the pyramid stage? Is it you? Sadly, it's the Cooke's. Oh, I know, I had no say in the line up. What an awful shame.

Is it you're going to have the Cooke's playing Glaston 3? It's because that'll be less of a crowd. You're so mean. He'll be less painful. The Cooke's are on and it's a thinned crowd. They're on at five o'clock on the Sunday. It's a few straight. It's a relief. It's a relief. It's kind of like they're on at five o'clock on the Sunday. So, you know, it's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a few... It's a two enormous Lionel Richies. You don't wanna be doing that. You don't wanna be doing that. No. Well, I really, really wanted to get the same, this is bad.

I wanted to get the same elephant tattoos of elephants like linking trunks around my forearm that one of the members of Green Day has. Wow. So when I was sort of 16 or 17, I was really into Green Day. Oh wow. There's still a hell of a band, we all know that.

But if they've been around a little bit later, then I probably would have gotten it. I would have got myself the American Idiot, Grenade in the Hand or whatever it is. I think that's the important thing to remember when you consider an Attat-ee, is like you have to look back at the tattoos you would have had at key times in your life and be like,

they're by the grace of God go I. But then say for example, when I was 15 I was now a church go I can say they're having the tattoos there, but by the grace of God go I. You were going to have the redidus is all across the base of your back as well, weren't you at one point? Always considered the redidus is all. I'll still have. I think that's the problem there is the location though.

The base of the the base of the backs. The thing about the base of his back is it's right close to Paris-Arce and that is incredibly ready. Always, always open. It's, well I didn't mean that, I mean it's red in colour. It didn't mean always open. Oh the redness is all. The redness is all, yeah, yeah.

The redness is ever present. Redness is ever present. On your buttocks On your boutics. But what did you mean when you said your ass was always hoping? That's not what the sitcoms still open all hours. It's about this. Is that what me cast a suit, cast a piece? Me, assa, Sue, assa.

And Baté, we've got a good assa. Clarke's nice. Oh, no, no, no. Clarke's nice. Please, don't. Hashtag, hashtag, no, no. Clarke's niece, please don't. Has he been there? Can we get this piece of the liver to the meat? Has he been there? It's all young, continuing Glastonbury landscape and Edinburgh landscape.

Right. Two festivals, two defining festivals. And then, who are you from home? Sorry, Clive. And then, Volvo, cross your belly. Yes. The Volvo skyline. And then, whopping across you're from home, sorry, and then Volvo, cross your belly. Yeah. The Volvo skyline.

And then, whopping across your belly. Surely. Because it's the way you live. And what your belly looks. Sorry, guys. Warping across the belly. What happens if, you know, whopping across the belly happens if you run in the nude. I'd love it if you had a green date at two.

I would love it as well because it would be so much fun. It would be so fun that I would always have to wear long sleeves. I'd be like a heroine addict. I wouldn't be able to show my arms to people because of this shameful tattoo. Apart from had a green date gig when I would make all the young kids who into green day really rethink their choices. That's right guys. I was into them in 1993 before you were born. Wake me up.

Wake me up before you go, go. Green days. Famous in your age, biggest sense. Did you ever contemplate getting a tattoo then, Clarky? Because if you've umdened about it, you've dreamt about it. I've never really had the idea I was gonna do. Oh, one of the things I was considering

is that this would be dependent on a couple of other people going in with me, or be doing like scout badges, where if you achieve certain kind of life goals, you get a little tattoo of like a scout badge with it on. So for example, running a marathon, you'd get your running badge tattooed on your arm. What do you think of that? I mean, we're both stunned. Yeah. So what other... So, running a marathon, what are other achievements you could do?

Music badge, if you really just sing the song. Wow. You release a single. Wow. You release a single. And I have to be big achievements that you, you know, can't just be, you know. Like your dad badge, if you became a dad. Yeah. You're really bad if you got married. The only thing about getting a dad badge for, like getting a scout badge for becoming a dad is that it feels quite an infantilizing thing to get scout badges in the first place because it's something you give to sort of, you know, young, young people and teenagers. So if you sort of, it feels a little bit like grasping for your youth

that slipping through your fingers now that you're a father. You know, I think dressing in the same way that you wouldn't. You wouldn't get, you know, if you became a dad and started wearing shorts in a woggle, I think that doesn't feel like that's a smart move. Okay, so you get a music badge if you release the single. Yeah. Okay. What else are we looking at here? It did sound a lot like you had an end to that sentence. Well, I'm wondering like what kind of achievement the achievement is. Well, there's the entertainers badge. Sorry, Marky. Yeah, yeah. The entertainers badge. Sorry, Marky, yeah. The entertainers badge. Can you do that for doing the Edinburgh Festival?

Is that another way of sort of something? Wouldn't you feel like an arse, though? Being like, well, there's my clown badge. You know, entertain some people once. There's my, you know, like, isn't it? Yeah, you're right. It's a bit showing off, isn't it? Well, you're appointing yourself these awards, right?

But that's why I said it'd have to be with a couple of friends, it would have to be, they'd have to be like agreed upon goals. So what about the cookery one, if you went on MasterChef? Yeah? No, again, that still feels bad, because you've got a tattoo saying

that I've got a cookery badge and everyone else is going, we're just on MasterChef. Chill out. Like I think, what we're getting at is like, like if you become an Olympian and you have the Olympic tattoo which a lot of them do. Yes. If you run an Iron Man, you get to have the Iron Man. Yeah. Right. How far is an Iron Man? Oh, really too far. Like, enough to earn a tattoo. Okay, fair enough. But like, that's the thing is like, at what point, you know, I think you have to make sure they're definite things that's like,

I've achieved that there it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As opposed to like, I've put a single out on band camp. You know, like, because they'll be a, if you're in a group of friends, there's going to be a guy who's going to want to keep up with you and it'll be like, oh, I've put a single out. That's just just one out. Yeah. Yeah. That's the kind of, that's the, you know, yeah, I think you need like a definite thing to achieve. Yeah, the parameters need to be set, yeah, totally. But I don't know, I can't think of enough good things

to merit a tattoo. I can't just turn your cynic badge. Yes, I've done it! I knew I had it in me. Paris still struggling to get his ASMR badge. I'm pleased, but it's not my fault. You're right. Here's the thing. Here's the problem.

Here's the thing. Here's the problem. Paris, something about your ASMR character. I'm panic. You panic every time. Why would you... Why would you want a tattoo on your forehead for starters? I'm going to go ahead and say, there are some nice foreheads that you can get. Panic? You panic every time. Why would you... Why would you want a tattoo on your forehead for starters?

I'm gonna go ahead and say, there are some nice forehead tattoos, but they're in the minority of forehead tattoos. Are there any nice forehead tattoos? Eyebrows. Eyebrows get your eyebrows tattooed on? Lovely, touch a class. Always on fleek.

Treat yourself. Treat yourself. Always on fleek. Treat yourself. Treat yourself. Always on fleek. The other one is shaving your eyebrows off and writing two words like fuck you. I've seen that on some mug shots. If you go and look at mug shots on the internet, often people have shaved their eyebrows off and written FU on it. And I think, you know what, good on you mate, because you're living that life. How often are you searching for mug shots online?

Which I'm just checking. I've not been arrested. I am a very deep sleeper Here's another good I did well. I think it might be a good idea. I don't like it shut down No, no, no, this is an open forum here You know the love hate on the the knuckles. Yeah, if you had to do them No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and a crossy-nucle. Oh, I see. And then you get hate on the other one upside down. So when you do a thumbs down, you've got hate acrossy-nucle that way. I don't mind it. What does it look like though the rest of the time when you're not? It's fit for only two purposes. Fit for purpose. It's fit for purpose.

It's fit for purpose, but it's fit for a very specific purpose that I don't know necessarily works. And also, you remember which hand to do the because what if you give it to someone again? What if you go like Joed? It looks like Joed. Yeah. It looks like Joed.

So people are going to come to be asking you who's Joed? Who's Joed? Or they'll be going, what's that? And you go, you give them the thumbs up. You just gotta be, you just gotta be the kind of person who gives a lot of thumbs up and thumbs down. Do you? Yeah, if you want to give the double defos, it's a good point. Double defos, you can never do a double defos for the rest of your life.

That's the thing about tattoos, they're very debilitating, you know? It's a bit like, you know, if you get a neck tattoo, you're probably never going to become a prime minister, you know, like it's sort of, you're boxing yourself out of life options. I also think love is a bit strong for a thumbs up. Like I like things that I give them thumbs up. That's true. The face of a thumbs up is alike, isn't it? I like them. Yeah, I mean, that's it. But so I feel like it is a, it's not, it's not a love gesture for me. Well, what about you? You're someone with thumbs up, you're kind of like, it's kind of like, you're doing well or keep going.

You can't have that in, Nichols. And it's like, it's all right. It's how I declare my love for someone. Just give them a thumbs up. So is that when you get, when love, when I said I'm gonna be five minutes late and you just sent me the thumbs up emoji. There you go.

You're really telling me you love me. Of course I am. Clock use famously a Roman Emperor. It's famously. Yeah. It's famously. Yeah. He's famously. Yeah. Benedictus Clock.

And also it means you can't do your thumb up to thumbs down. Like the signage kind of. Like you would be, you've got, you've got, you've got, you can't. Thumbs up then thumbs down for that. I like my thumbs up in the air and then I'm bringing the same thumb going down. Thumbs up then thumbs down for that Unless you've got love one way up on your knuckles and hate the other way up. Oh, that's too It's gonna look like a magic eye painting It's just too much going on very complicated beast your tattoos That's I'm a complicated guy. I tell you what better idea forget the tattoos

Yeah, and just every time someone says something that you love, put your thumb up and say, I love that. Yes, that is good, yeah, I could do that. It's like a hennetattu. Exactly. A gesture. Aren't gestures just hennetattus? Again, another sentence.

You started and we've got, we're skewing there's gonna be more to it. But that was more like an end of episode thought always that the end of the episode that was like a like a throwaway kind of sex in the city Oh gestures just henna tattoos. I mean, I've never actually watched a full episode of sex in the city Never you've never got the end but the end of every episode Jessica Parker looks straight down the barrel and says her catchphrase which is aren't gestures just henna taxi and then it plays the theme tune they say I'm my to this well-faced true then I am just too long in the to

Oh my I'll just do many anyway so we don't know the rest of it there's actually again this don't know the lyrics to the rest of it. There's actually, again, this is something I've looked up recently on the internet, is there's a version of the theme tune with a couple of different verses, and in the middle, Victor Meldru is struggling to make a phone call halfway through it, which is really, it's very entertaining.

Oh, wow, hey. No, it's me, Meldru, I'm trying to make a phone call. It's great, it's really good. It's really interesting what we've learnt from this episode of the things that you look at online. Because you're into ASMR. A little bit of ASMR. We didn't know that before we started recording.

I'll tell you what, I don't believe it. Big Googling mug shots. And if either of those things are enough to wet his whistle, he will dip into classic 90ies, sick on themes. I can tell you, when my whistle is fully wet, I love to go. Ah. Ha ha ha.

Has me day. That's so, so useful for me to go. Has me day. Oh, wow, wait, what an app. What a strong app. I enjoyed myself. I had a great time there. Oh please stop that.

I'm going to finish. I'm going to get it one day. I thought we finished all of that. Repi. Well, if you enjoyed yourselves too, listen to it then please leave us a review on iTunes for the love of God. Yes, please do. Five stars.

That's lovely. And in the review you could tell us what you think we should all get as tattoos. Great, and we will abide by your rules. Correct. So, whatever you tell us to do, we will do. If you would like to come and see us live, come and see a live recording of Flat Share Slam Down, then you can see us at the Soho Theatre on May 20th. Yes.

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come on down, let's sell those tickets, let's make it the biggest, it's the biggest life flat slam we've ever done. It's the biggest life flat slam we've ever done. So please come along. And also, otherwise it'd just be the biggest room. We've ever done, yeah. And also, crucially, it is Ben's birthday.

Oh, that's the main thing. If you want to come down, give Clarky the bumps or birthday beats or any of that kind of stuff, then birthday beats by Dre. Oh, he should play with the between us. Followers on Twitter. Oh, sorry, go on. No, no, no, nothing.

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She's tiny and small. It's little so free, all. Give him a ton of money. It said Wilson, he's funny. He got a ton of money. It's Ed Wilson. He's funny. He got a doubler. She's a little bit, she gets well fuck fuck me. I'm having a shocker today guys. She gets me an Itizzi. It is-y.

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Right, okay, I'm really sorry about this next one because this surname, whoa daddy, Dan Exan Butter. Oh, Dan Exan Butter. Oh, oh, oh. You absolutely did me, Dan. Oh, Dan's absolutely dead. The heat, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,'ve seen her, it's Lena. He's got a wand, it's Jay Dyermon. It really is, the bad guy's absolutely pissed, doesn't it? Salute the big Gizo, Ellie Brizzo.

Oh no, it's back again. He always gives his chip away. It's Matt Shipway. Matt Shipway. He always gives his chip away. A chip, oh, if it doesn't matter. He always gives his melons away. It's Robin Wellens. Oh, wait.

Oh, wait. Who can afford Diane Telford? No one. We'll be sad when she's gone. It's Death Hand. and plotting her course to freedom. At the lawful. It's nonstop bonkers brilliance.

I love that. Poor things. It's like theaters December 15th.