Pappy's Flatshare - House Meeting (Clap and Standing Os) S11E21

Episode Date: May 24, 2021

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Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom. I'm Ben. I'm Matthew and welcome to another classic episode of Pappy's Flat Share House Meeting. I've already done it a classic. Wow. Like what? Like what? Like what? Like when Morrissey got his book published and insisted it was published as a penguin classic. I'm insisting this episode early doors with seconds into it. This is a classic episode. Great. I enjoy Penguin classic. I'm assisting this episode early doors, we're seconds into it. This is a classic episode. Great, enjoy this classic. Have we got anything we need to tell the listeners about? Apart from having to classic. Yeah, it's a classic. It almost goes with that, it's saying to be honest. In fact, if you want to leave a review on iTunes, then classic five stars should do it, although it would be quite funny to leave a review and it says a classic three stars. It it although it would be quite funny to leave a review and it says a

Classic three stars be quite Infuriating in a way that I can't get into now, but yes Five or not at all basically great, you know Anyway, let's not let's look up bog down in all of that. I'll stop leaving my funny reviews. Yeah, stop setting up separate iTunes accounts, just leave three star reviews. It's not that great. I've been reading those. Thanks to everyone who got in touch by the way about the KTW episode of Beef Brothers Cold Cuts. If you enjoyed that, there is a further bonus beef with KT on our Patreon, which you can get to by going to patreon.com for slash pappies flat share. And obviously all the episodes of Love

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Papi's flat share beef brothers, cold cut sausage links, or just follow the link in the show notes. That might be the easiest way to do it. Follow the link in the show notes. That's the way to do it. I enjoy the episode whilst you're listening to it. I'll be listening to my favourite commercial music station that plays classical music, it's classic FM every time. It was a long way to go and we hated it when we got there. What a holiday that was. Anyway, don't worry Harry, I can tell you now, we were, Harry is on much better form in the body of the episode. I could tell you that now, but unfortunately we've unfortunately

just had our classic status revoked. So it's no longer a classic, but unfortunately we've unfortunately just had our classic state as revoked. So it's no longer a classic, but it's a very fine episode. Enjoy this episode of House Meeting. I want to talk. I want to chat. Okay, let's sit down and chew the fat. Has meeting. What temperature should we set the heat? Has meeting. Why on earth am I always waiting? Has meeting. Who went my bed while I was sleeping? Has meeting. What's the point? Does life have a meeting? Has meeting. When was the last time you you became aware that you were boring someone. Oh.

And what did you do about it? I mean, it's a tough one on this recording because we're all now really nervous to say anything. In case it starts happening, that's the worry. It's one of the worst feelings, isn't it? Yeah. It's one of the worst feelings to realize I'm not interesting enough in this situation. I tell you what's worse though,

if someone who doesn't realize. I don't know, maybe is it like, is it my ignorance of the other knowledge? Yeah, ignorance is bliss, man. I'd love to not know if I was being boring. Oh, you don't know a lot of the time, mate. Definitely not. I had to get in there first.

I had to get in there first. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a bit like, it's not quite the same thing, but it's a bit like when you are talking to somebody, I mean, it is the same thing, because it comes in the same place. When you're talking to somebody and they take out their phone

and start sending an email or whatever, or reading their texts and you're still, and you're like, do I back, weirdly, bailing on what you're saying, just stopping talking feels passive aggressive. It happened to me today I was having lunch with a friend and I got up to go to the timing was wrong and my timing was off. I got up to go to the Lou, but I was still talking about talking, talking about, yeah, I was still talking. I hadn't, I wasn't, I hadn't left the table, I just stood up, I just stood up and basically he took my standing up. For ever to see. I was making, I wanted to address the rest of the pub. It's basically what it was. I thought,

this is, I'm being so not boring, I think everybody, you know, the anecdotes were on me, I shouted that, the anecdotes weren on me, so they're just all about a group gathered around. But no, I stood out. Were you expecting to West Wing it, just like, they just covered it, they just walked into the toilet. Walk and talk, and they shaped me off at the end. I don't know what I was expecting, but I hadn't, but I stood up and then he quite rightly took that as his cue, just to occupy and himself.

So he got his phone out, started sending an email, and he even, like said, all I better respond to, like he sort of, well, I'm a bit of a saunter, the same thing, you know, it's sort of, but I hadn't quite finished the thing I was saying. So I just sort of carried on speaking and then walked off. And it was quite hard going, you know,

because then you're going like, well, do we start a brand new topic when I get back from the Lou? Do I try and repeat the material? Because it didn't do well in previous. Do you want to go to the end? I acknowledge you got the end. I got to an end. I know, you know, I've had enough tough gigs to know when you bail, you know, and I got in the bud. I nipped it in the

bud basically. I thought that this, you know, this isn't this is an ending. It's a structurally sound ending to what I was talking about, but it isn't it isn't ending. It's a structurally sound ending to what I was talking about, but it isn't the ending. It was supposed to be sort of, what I was saying was hope, I was hopefully quite funny. And, you know, I had to just kind of go, well, I'm now just gonna end on what I thought

was gonna be a joke, but it's now just a sentence and some silence and I'll walk away. How's BD? I said it once before, but it bears a repeat. How's BD? BD, BD. I've said it once before, but it bears a repeat. How's BD? You know, sometimes on stage, like you can just like,

if you'd have taken a bow or something, maybe, I think that would have made it worse. Fuck yeah, that's a great piece of advice. I did all the time. No, but don't bow in a pub. Right? Probably means something in ancient law, doesn't it? Probably means you have to go outside and have a duel or something.

Yeah, well, I just think, I just think if I'd ended with anything, I think what you really want to do is you just want to sort of, you want to run a ground in as graceful a way as possible. You don't want to end with a flourish. You know, and I think about, I think about suggests. in as graceful a way as possible. You don't want to end with a flourish. You know, and I think about, I think about suggests. About suggests I'm hoping for applause or something. I'm about to say tada. Yeah, I mean it's, I sort of was the,

that sort of was where I was with that. The bowing and applause system feels like it's, it feels like it never quite it's not a great system it feels like okay it feels like we couldn't have what you're gonna say though you can never quite took off no no no it's like it feels like the system never quite found it found its feet properly and then and now it's just accepted and in play everywhere but it feels like had there been like a version two or three of it, then there might have been something better because like a pause, a pause isn't that great to give. Well this is our new task then for the day, we've got to come up with the alternative for what would you prefer than a pause?

Because the sound of of applause is a satisfying sound to hear but it's not a satisfying sound to make. No, you know what, if you go and see something that's fantastic, you know, everybody loves it, people are standing on their feet, the applause goes on and on and on. There is a point where you're like, now my feeling isn't elation, it's a wonderful work of art. It's having quite sore hands. Yeah. It's pain. It's, I'm now leaving,

I'm now leaving the theater in mild pain. I know also like there's all kinds of like ups and downs, like when they're doing like the individual curtain calls and like people start to hold some back for the, for the main performers. I always think, yeah, I feel really really, I don't modulate my applause for the person who's getting most money. You just go hard from the get-go.

Yeah, of course I do. Sure, obviously, the person who's coming out last, the person who's done it a bit of tele, they're the ones putting the bumps on seats, they're getting the adulation, they're on the poster. The person who's got one line who has to be in the entire night. They've got one line act one. If it hasn't gone well and you know, you're not coming out

for another two minutes, you're going to be thinking, oh, fuck me, there's not going to be that much applause left to go around because we've just done a really shit preview. The chorus is getting mediocre. There's a lot of things we said about all on one bow only. That's what I'm saying. It isn't fixed and it isn't a good system. I thought there was going to be the bow problem. The bow thing you and it isn't a good system. I thought there's gonna be the bowel problem the bowel thing You were gonna have a problem with I have got bowel problems So it's cross me you have to keep bailing off way through and anecdote

Absolutely wreaks of IBS I'm'm not knock, who's there? I looked good too, but yeah. Better make it 15. I'll turn away, you know, as it's fine. I'll turn away, you know what I'm saying? The security good comedy is timing, and it's, honestly, you're really gonna have to wait for this bunch line. If it comes at all. So you're gonna talk, the bad problem.

Yeah, what will be the problem? Is it more like, I was thinking like, is it a bit like, you know how awkward it is when you're being suned happy birthday? Yeah. And you don't have much to do. Yeah. You kind of have to kind of smile and nod and that feels like the bow thing. We're saving as I have to do a lot.

We're out of applause. Both ways it's awkward. It's awkward to be taking applause. It's not great to give applause. So I'm saying it's a fundamentally flawed system. Yeah. And there should be something bad here. In fact, it's such an awkward thing, Clarkie, that you say, that I once worked in an office where that was almost that was once worked in an office where that was almost that was their thing in the office. What you bowed at the end of every day? No, no, the long applause. I mean that wouldn't be bad actually. You actually stood up at the

end of the day and bowed. And then everyone bowed. Yeah, well about the end of this podcast obviously. We're really, you know, the listeners will get nothing out of it, but we'll do it. Well, I want the listeners to applauding wherever they are. Exactly. At the end of the podcast, wherever you are, if you make it to the end, and you can't pop it off to the Lou, then applaud and imagine us bowing, it's going to happen. But what they would do is, if it was your birthday, they would bring out your, everyone from the entire floor would bring out your, everyone from the entire floor would bring out your Colin the Catapult cake.

It was always a Colin the Catapult cake. And then they would applaud for just forever. Basically, it was like, they were always trying to beat their PB on the amount of time. And the idea wasn't to sort of make people feel good. It was quite the opposite. Oh wow. It was bad the opposite. Oh wow. It was bad.

And actually, it was like it was a writing gig, but I happened to be writing there. I was probably only working there for two weeks, but I happened to be writing there on my birthday. And so I was, it was weird for me, because I obviously knew the people in my writing room, the other three people. But I didn't know anyone else on the people in my writing room, the other three people, but I didn't know anyone else on the floor, but everyone came on the flutter and they didn't know me either.

So, so they're giving me a con in the caterpillar cake and they're applauding for, I mean, it felt like five solid minutes, you know. It felt, it was a really, really, really long time because that was what they did every time they, someone had a birthday. It was, it was awful. It was really tough. They do that in, in Europe as well, the curtain calls in, it's particularly in Eastern Europe. There, you're talking five, ten minutes and just absolutely non-stop applause. And they bring out a ton of the catabillus cake as well, don't they? Well, they're applauding the cake. They're having fun.

Big fans of both cakes and catabillus. It's got to be two bals, max, house lights up. Yeah, I think that's fair, isn't it? I think, on the time, I think the system, we can do better. And by the end of this podcast, we will. We will, we will. What a, well, it's a bit like, you know, the encore makes sense.

The abhorting to bring, you know, if you see a band, you applaud almost two, oh, you know, it's a loud evasion to bring them back onto the stage so they can play more songs. And then basically, the applause at the end of a gig is, isn't massive, they wander off and that's it. The lights come up and, you know, you make your way home. I think that's fine, the lights come up and you make your way home. I think that's fine,

because it serves a purpose. But there's a bit of like, haven't you had enough attention? We're still here, we're still sat here watching it, what do you want at the end of it, you know? Yeah, should they do that in plays then, just like leave the final scene? Yes, that is exactly what they should do in

plays and it's up to the audience. It's a bit like a sort of choose your adventure except there's only one ending and you just decide whether or not you can be fucked to see it. Do you see the ending or not? The hearing impaired random applause is great. Right. It's kind of like the jazz hands basically. Yeah. And they just do, they do a nice little wave. But it's very nature, it's a bit shorter.

Yeah. And then you're off. I mean, like, I'd take that any day of the week. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. Come out, it's a bit of a wave. You can kind of the week. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. Come out, it's a bit of a wave. You can kind of wave back. And it's not corruptible in the way that applause can be. It's only friendly.

If you're waving to people, it's an immediately open and friendly gesture. You can't have the sarcastic, slow clap. Yeah. You can't do it, you know, you might move your hands a bit slowly, but you can't have, you know, you can't, you can't, you can't do it, you know, you move your hands a bit slowly, but you can't, you can't, you can't jazz hands someone off stage. No.

So it's inherently, it's a nicer interaction between the audience and performer. I do like it. Because by its very nature a clap is quite a violent gesture. It's a slap. It's just, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, slapping your, it's slapping your own body to indicate pleasure. I'm not kinkshaming here, but that's not my thing. Certainly not in a room of 500 people. If I'm gonna slap my own body for pleasure, it's gonna be on my own. Yeah.

But then what are our alternatives here? Like noises with your mouth. Yeah. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Hi, Bonnie. Is that the noise you make when you're slapping your body for pleasure? Yeah, so I forgot we're still recording.

I don't really take my shirt off. To be honest, I don't think that's the noise I intended to make. I thought that's like Dan one of them, I thought, well I can't come out to see that. It was a bit like standing up and finishing. If I just got, you would have been like, you're right across me. I thought I'd just do that. I'll just do a handful of tin Allen noises. LAUGHTER

LOOP I mean, that'd be good. Having like just the Seinfeld sting play. You do, you do, you do. But yeah, but what is in everyone's got little... Everyone's got like... No, I don't know. But I was thinking like... It'd be quite nice little everyone's got like no, I don't know

It'd be quite nice if there's just like a song that everyone sings to Together at the end of every show that just kind of like is like Well, like the national we enjoyed that very much. Thank you. I get the end of it. I get single lungs at single lungs I never awkward. Are you mad if you've never been in Really just terribly everyone has to start singing hymns The last 15 more is a weddings everyone's just oh you don't mind it but everyone else does everyone's given up on singing hymns You're a wedding ceremony how many people go for the hymns? That's the before hymns. That's why if they came out with autumn days What autumn days?

Yeah, we talked about that before hungry haven't we? But there's like a childhood. I don't know if it's a big enough, I don't know if autumn days are a big enough. Here's the problem, Clark. Everyone has pockets of him that they like. And even if you're going for the universal ones, like Jerusalem or someone, and there's people are pissed at the cricket. It isn't getting belted out. Singalong, singalongs are fundamentally problematic.

And the other thing about people doing inwood singing, they're kind of singing like on inhales, sorry. I was gonna say, the other thing about the group singalong, in fact, this is another thing that's problematic about clapping is that people have no sense of time and people don't know which beat to clap on. So if you've got like, you know, like if you ever go to like the panter or something and there's a kind of everyone clapping, people are clapping all over the place. Like when

we go and see the whole steady, right? Yeah. They actively encourage the audience to clap, quite a high speed clapping for a lot of the songs. And I think the drummer has the fucking hardest job in show business. Because when Craig Finns steps forwards and goes like, like, he's good, he can keep it in time, he's the singer, fine. The rest of the audience... The same song to friends, by the way. Yeah, that's what they, that's what they, that's what they open and close with. It's better than applause, everyone loves it. Everyone knows the words.

I sing along to that. Yeah, exactly. So he gets the fast clapping going. And then the rest of the audience is just kind of going, Applause. And the drummer has to be going, to come back in with the song, you know. And again, we could abolish clapping,

and I'd be very happy. I didn't realise I felt so passionate about it until you put it up. It's suddenly, I thought, all of these things, the sarcastic slap, the slow clap off stage, the out-of-time clap, the off-beat clap, all of that sh-gone. It's a problematic communication device. Yeah. How about this? you know, like it feels like you're watching a, you're watching a ball about to go in the hole at golf, I don't know, something like that, you know, a hawk eye or something.

But you're waiting for the cast to come back on and then they do like do a, well, we're going to abolish it as well, so they do like do a, well, we're, we're gonna abolished about as well. So they do like a jump and they freeze and everyone goes, where? Like at the end of an 80s movie. And it flashes up, you know, these two got married and that kind of stuff. And yeah, yeah, yeah, these two are having an affair. That's not a bad idea. All of the land all of the backstage gossip They leap up into it. Yeah, that's great. That's great idea. Yeah, they leap up into the air

They freeze in the air right using some well, let's not spoil the magic of how they do it Don't take care of that David copperfield illusion exactly if you guys seriously don't spoil the secret. If you see the- Don't spoil the secret. Don't spoil the secret. Yeah. Of how they make that magic carpet fly. I told you about the time when I didn't see Aladdin and the magic carpet didn't work. No, it's best. I just sing it from the ground.

Oh, it wasn't a whole new world. It really is. It's an old world. Just a carpet, really, isn't it? Just a carpet world. To our light. Could you tell on their faces, did they betray, that it wasn't working, or did they pull it off?

Well, the first thing is, they below the stage with dry ice. But obviously, they're supposed to rise up the dry ice. So how can the sea matter their faces really can show you buckle? And that's the bit that's great. That's the bit you wait for really you know obviously the genie's very funny and all that but that's the bit you want it's the one bit you know that's a bit of a theatre magic you're hoping for and when the carpet won't start when it's a frosty morning your carpet won't start freezing fog oh my god that's so good. Jafar runs on from side of stage and tries to give him a push. Oh Jamie, I need to use one of those wishes.

Can I join the AA? At least you've got a jack, you can bring me above the dry iceberg. A duration of the song. But yeah, so that's what happens is they leap into the air, they freeze and some salacious backstage gossip about who's herfing who. That's like that's that she hates him. She can't stand that guy. They're frozen in mid-chill.

I'm sure having it off. This guy dies in two weeks. What? What? He breaks his legs when he glans. This guy's about to land really badly. Both of his legs huge straight up his nostrils and two straight. That, everyone else gets aes.

Everyone gets a Tony award. LAUGHTER Hats meeting. Cold rain or hot snow? It is sleepy. Hats meeting. I think Clarky's suggestion is a strong contentment because what it puts me in mind of is the only clapping that I think is doing well at the moment,

which is the Icelandic. Oh yeah, that's great. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. This is what we're kind of back on Crossbeard. I mean, you're on. I just made it. That's just right to the end. I was just going to say. You've got to do the full play cross-bending. I just go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, But they, and they do clap, don't they? Sort of put their hands out in a sort of cross the Redeemer pose and clap them above their heads. Is that right? Is that the style they do?

Yeah. That's it. Although Christ famously didn't clap above his head. No! No! LAUGHTER Even when they were low to midges flying around, that was one of the most frustrating, that's the most frustrating stage of the cross.

Even after he's fallen for the second time, the midges, midges flying around, he's the most frustrating stage of the cross. Even after he's caught up for the second time, the midges flying around, he's going for a, you know, just constantly trying to, trying to spit him out. They're all going up his nostrils. It's tough. Like I tell you, on the front of a car. Simply put, it's the dummy on the gas car, yeah.

So, because, you know, people don't realize this, the crucifix was traveling at hell of a speed. That's the thing, in his teeth and all sorts of... What's been lost in translation is the two thieves who were very crucified in the side of him. They were a convoy. It was 318 wheelers speeding through Galilee. I tell you what, when I went to see it, they didn't start.

Oh no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I think has like a similar, because clock is right, so it starts low. And everyone's like, here we go, here we go, here we go. And then the cast come on stage, and it just builds up to, oh, hey, and everyone jumps, I guess. I mean, like, I guess there's timing issues going on. Let's go to the point that you made, a power about dodgy performance. What do you do there? You cut it out.

Oh, I need a point. You just keep going to town. You go. Yes. Oh. Oh no. So it's almost like the actors are coming out to get the verdict.

Yeah. So it's like, it's, not semistically in the images, stuff to sleep back on. It's like when, you know, Caesar does the thumb to one side. Is he that up or down to decide whether they're going to live or die? Oh, that's not bad either. That's what the audience is doing.

But then I've also been, I've been to, I've been to shows where there's been a standing o and I've not stood up. Pointedly, I've not stood up because I didn't think it was worth a standing out. Yeah, I've done that quite a bit. So... I don't think we're after a review system at the end. No, you don't want to consents us then, do you? So what, so people just do it.

I mean, I guess I've also been to things that I've thought were dog shit and clapped along with the audience at the end. I mean, yeah. That could be one raw, I mean, it it's silent, but like, you could say, if you really enjoyed it, the cast will come of stage, if you really enjoyed it, you stand up. If you didn't, you stay seated.

And they can play silence. Yeah. How about everyone has a card in the red pepper and a green pepper? And now we're talking. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm.

You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm.

You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm.

You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all the firm. You're all your palms. I think you know the answer to that, Clarke. I'm not getting any high fives for it. For your birthday. Not far off, Clarke, not far off. It's not far off. It's a bit fair. Parian, I've got very special round of applause for you.

The next episode of House Meeting will just be a Clarke's birthday special and it will just be us applauding for 45 minutes. Then the Patreon over to watch Roll Call and then out with the best episode yet. How's the eating? A living house made up by an eating house eating. How's the eating? We got any other options because at the, Clarky's suggestion is winning. Who knew?

Have you got, like, oh, oh, stamping a feet, not bad. I like the stamping a feet. Yeah, I mean, it's just difficult because sometimes you're in a really good room for it and sometimes you're in like a carpeted room with like a heavy floor and you're getting nothing. Yeah, that's true, that would be our excuse, wouldn't it? Well, it was a carpeted room. Unless you'd like to prove you are well, yeah, there's. Yeah, that's true. That would be our excuse, wouldn't it? Well, it was a car, it was a carved-ed room. Unless you'd like to preview a map, yeah.

There was a heavy, there was a heavy shag on the ground. It was, it wasn't, you know, it wasn't, but you really enjoyed it. It was a round and it's like, you're on the track. It's like, oh, yeah. I enjoyed it. They really enjoyed it.

There was a lot of rubber souls in that, there was a lot of rubber souls in that audience. I was stamping my feet at the end of Aladdin, but you couldn't hear it again. The carpet's still... Right, still wearing it on the stage level, yeah. Yeah. It's in the fog.

Yeah. Lights, lights could be a good idea. What everyone shines on their torch, like a slow song at a festival. Yeah. I might mind a bit of that. Yeah. I might mind a bit of that.

What about blowing raspberries or some shrimp? I'm thinking that armpit fart, or something like that, you know. Or... Because it's hard to make it... Well, it's kind of short by its nature, isn't it? Yeah, you've only got breaths worth but maybe that's worth it. It's short but it's also it's a little bit like if you were blowing raspies at a pureing a performance you wouldn't be in it's not suggesting you enjoyed it.

Like I, this maybe the listeners would be able to help us out with this but I was I'm sure I read Maybe the listeners would be able to help us out with this, but I was I'm sure I read Years ago that in some country Rather than clapping with their full palms they bang together The the the nails of their thumbs Now I've been Ever since we started talking about clapping that sort of you know that that memory has been sort of tapping away at the back of my brain Like that memory but been sort of tapping away at the back of my brain, like that memory. But a memory.

But yeah, so that, as I presume. Can I really say that? I can't hear anything. No, no, no, I can hear it. But I don't know if you're speaking up on the microphone. I can hear it, yeah. Yeah, that's Clarky doing it. We can just about hear it on Clarkies.

Yeah, there we go. Next to a microphone, actually, we're probably getting a better version than you are live, but That sounds, but that's mental. Yeah, you either made the clap harder. Yeah, harder. I would say probably in the long term more painful and also because I like that much quieter. They're quite a Yeah, because I like that much quieter. They're quite a, what's the word? Like not sensitive spot, but like vulnerable spot

on your body, aren't they? You think you're nice. So you're doing that thing when you're at school where you got someone to bite, you'd bite, you'd take your little fingers in your gob and then bite on your fingernails gently, bite a bit harder, bite a bit harder and then you'd kind of put them around each other

and rip it. You'd link to pinkies and it would you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd you'd It's worse because it's self-inflicted. Yeah, you've been talking to it. It was up there with like smell the cheese, but that was just a punch, wasn't it? And we thought it like, that was just like, all this time of the year. If you rub your hands together, they smell like peanut butter, is it? That's the end of the swell. But the thing with the fingernails, what?

Well, it's, so you go, rub your hands together, and they smell like peanut butter. And they rub their hands together. And they put their hands over their face and you punch their hands You're a big UFC fan. I'm sure the surely the mashi is that Is that's not that can't be a bar a bar hold? It was none written rule of the playground. If someone had their hand near their face,

it was okay to really punch the flag. It just become, it was like, well that's the trick. It's like, how come, how come? Just me having my hand by my face. It's okay to bat to me. You can't tell the teacher on that mate. You had your hand by their face. I think that the set up.

The money fence, he was smelling the cheese. LAUGHTER I have to punch him. LAUGHTER What else am I going to do with the baseball bat? But that's the finger nails. LAUGHTER The finger nails was bad because it was basically...

I'm going to play a trick on you to sort you. But there's something about the fact that... I think that's it. There's something about the fact that, that, I think that's it, there's something about the fact that it felt less like if you went up to somebody and lamped him in the nose, that would feel bad. I mean, obviously, of course, it would feel, it would, you know, people watching that would go,

oh, that's unfair. But because there was a little bit of stuff, that is. That's it. I'm not begging you, I'll sing it out for that. I'm not bagging up the glasses together for that. I'm no bleeding heart liberal, but that's not hard for you. That's all I know about that, actually. But then if you were to say, oh yeah, like he was smelling the cheese or I did the rugby hands together and they smell like, you know, you smell like peanut butter.

And it felt like, well, it's a little bit of a sort of, it's a bit of like a hearted tomb fullery, even though it's a bit of a hearted. There's a bit of a hearted. There's a bit of sitter to it. Exactly. It was basically, it was slapstick comedy in the grand tradition of the three stooches,

as opposed to just going up and lamping someone like some sort of, like Jason Statham. But yeah, I mean, I don't know why that felt all right. There were milder versions as well, like the graphic. I was quite harsh on the state. I was quite, Statham only ever normally punched people for a reason in his films, I'd say.

Oh, does he ever have a bit more of a moral code? Am I doing him down here? Is that not all like transporting punches to people or something? That's the judge's quarter. I genuinely missed right into your brunettes. I genuinely said just to beat in the conversation where both Ben and I were like, oh no, I got statham's not. I thought Matthew was saying he was going to punch statham, but I was like this, I'd love to see it. I would never punch stathom. We've talked about it in the past. I've had the opportunity to punch stathom when I saw

him at a train station, a train stathom. Was he driving it? Was he transporting it? We've covered this ground already. This is all old, old material. But I did, I will say this. I didn't think you could have persuaded, I bet you'd be able to persuade him to either a smell the cheese I bet he would I bet he would fall for that Jason. I loved I loved crank. I loved crank tea Did you know that if you're up it has to get this ball up in a batter? That is on. That is on. That's on that is, mate. That's good nature and banter. Statham, I was chatting to Dexter Fletcher the other day and he said that you're a big fan of cheese. Oh, I love a bit of brie, a bit of greaier. It's quite interesting because I've got some, it's quite a wreath, it's a bit of cheese.

The rarer the better for me. The baby bell, he wants me to have a little smell of that. I'll just close my eyes just to really, you know, get with what, get rid of one sense height and another. That's what they say, isn't it? Oh, that's good. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing.

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That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the thing. You say to him, look, the Meg's over there, quick do something to him. He looks, you say look, the Meg's over there. The first thing he does is look. He doesn't see the Meg, but you know, he knows he's all made believe.

What is the Meg? Is the Meg a shark? Yeah, it's a Meg lid on. Imagine that was the end of the episode. Imagine we end this in the air. That's how the film ends. It's the last line of the film. Someone says Jason. What is the Meg? It's a Meg-Ledon.

And by the way, Joseph, should I have your hands bigger than your face, that you're going to get cut to? It's not a bad idea for an action hero, isn't it? Where he employs all the old, you know, he's going round giving people purple nerples and stuff. Playground chickster! No one expected a titty twist, eh? Oh, no, stethem! You know, if you were to...

The waterboardingy wet willies. It's like, it's quite grand bond. Where will he could be his name? A name's Willie. Wet willy. Smell the cheese. Where will he be his name? If he's his name five times into a mirror,

a rock's name. Wet willy will return in atomic wedgie. I would watch that film. Yeah. Turn in atomic wedgie. I would watch that film. Yeah, you know, right? But would it get a round of applause at the end of the question? Oh, that's it. Well, I think we're we are you know We're we're coming to the end of what's been another highly successful episode of house meeting Do you want to want to wall stand up and take a bow here? I think it's worth doing. I'm... You're not going to do it.

Wait, I'm more of a fan of... I'm not a fan of a lobe. I'm more of a fan of a lobe, man. Clarke, you know he's still up here. He just heard the word. Paris slightly off my go, I'm, and it was probably a mid-metallysat back down. There's a touch of the Jason Statham back like you, isn't there?

You mentioned it, you'll start doing it. You'll think about it afterwards, but you're ready to go. He's already done it. He was ready to go on that. Okay, yeah, go on. What you're saying you're a fan of what? The low bow, the bend of the knee. Oh, almost, almost.

Almost, and drop. Almost, so like one leg goes back, one knee gets bent. It's almost a and drop. Almost, so like, one leg goes back, one knee gets bent, it's almost a sort of curtsy. With a flourish, and a hand comes forward. A hand comes forward, possibly if you've got a, if you've got a wide brimmed hat, you'd whip that off as well. You know, you whip it off with a flourish.

Yeah. Had I just been Serrano, you know? That was Keith Richards technique for, he would do that as a flourish, well as he was throwing his drugs away, a doff of the car. He would, yeah, so he would take off his hat and he would do a big flourish with one hand, a real slighter hand, literally literally the slighter hand distraction doing something big with one hand and throwing away with the other. So if he saw, you know, if they're on tour in the states

and he saw some police officers coming towards him, you know, thinking they were going to get an easy, an easy arrest. He would go, oh, yeah, and do the whole sort of Englishman, blah, pleasure to meet you, fine gentleman. Whip off the hat, do a big bow, throw the drugs into Charlie Watt's pocket. He's got him. He's got him. He's got him. It's like, it looks like our dad. He's got him. I'd take a doff over a bow any day of the week. Everyone finishes the play off your go.

You come back on it with a hat. With a hat of your choice. No, I like that. That is not fair. And it's not necessarily a hat that's, you've used in the production. No, it could be a, better if it isn't, right?

Just your, it's your doffing hat. You're coming out not as the character, but as the actor. Oh, you never take your bow in character, please. Yeah, no. No, listen, I've encouraged that. I encourage that in a play that I directed, but I regret it now. You encourage people to take about in character.

Yeah. How did that manifest itself? I was trying to say it. I'd like to know that, yeah. There's Glenn Gary Glen Ross, so it was just like, I'm afraid. I knew you'd tell me that. Retain your characters, yeah.

Retain your characters, but still bow. It's a hard note. Even Statham was struggling with that one. Even Statham, the finest actor of our generation was struggling with, retain your... Wait, so you're telling me the Meg's fucking real? No, no Jason, no. And then bow and keep an eye out for the Meg.

He bows and his face goes straight into the shark's mouth. Jason, no. And then I bow and keep an eye out for their mig. He bows and his face goes straight into the shark's mouth. See, if the ultimate in character bow, he bows into the water like he's feeding the orcas at SeaWorld. And the shark chops his head off, back down to down to water and he grumbles to the ground Just like Samuel R. Jackson in the deep blue sea. Oh spoiler alert Can I wait I've just got to ask by the way What is because I've not seen it what is the deep blue sea?

Clarky over to you Well, it's a shark film. Actually quite similar set on an underwater kind of complex. I'm going to say most shark films are mainly set underwater. I think the land shark movie is never taken on. Oh, a shark naido, I mean, come on. Yeah, get home. Don't rule out shark naido, please.

But it's normally kind of on the water rather than un-you're right, you know it? You are right, you're right. Shark under the water. When he's right, he's right. Oh, on the water. Beach next to the water, those are your main locations. And smoke on the water. Smoke on the water. Fire in the sun. Turn, turn, turn.

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That's mine and crossbees prefer option instead actually instead of applause. Just to loadly critique what we just see. Well, well, well. Crosby take a bow. Oh yeah. I enjoyed that. I don't know why did that. It's a flawed system. Perry, if you would please, one final bow. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh That's not me. Check it my load you mate. It's the missing cogs from the flying carpet machine. Oh no, a double drop to cogs.

A double drop to cogs, she's shining shimmering splendor. I see it works, it does work. I see it works, it does work. Carp, it doesn't. Right, I think we're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. How's Leetay?

What would you say to Bro? How's Leetay? Probably nothing at all. Well, there you go. And whilst that was on, I had a lovely magnetum. Er, lovely magnetum from the fridge. Wasn't a white magnetum. It wasn't an almond mount.

It was an almond mount. It wasn't an album of two different magnets. It was a classic. It was a classic magnetum. It was melted because you got it from the fridge mate. That's your problem. We have got to give a magnum a few minutes at the freezer there just to get it you know yeah it's soft yeah you need it soft you got it soft and it up you've got a soft for your magnum well there you go we hope you enjoy that

haste meeting yeah I've been soft and you're magnum if you don't want to mean and can I just say as well can I I just say, I'm going to say it now to make a point about what fine upstanding comedians we are. We did an entire episode about effectively the clap and we didn't make the obvious joke. So yeah, that was... You know, we deserve a pat on the back, all three of us, forgetting that far, I think. I think that, if anything, should reinstall our classics data. Yes. Yes.

Although, I think two of us are actually suffering from the clap. LAUGHTER Well, if two of us suffer, all three of us suffer. Let's face it. LAUGHTER Today's episode was produced as ever by Emma Corsion. Corsion to you.

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