Pappy's Flatshare - House Meeting (Dursty Protest) S10E43

Episode Date: October 27, 2020

Matthew, Ben and Tom slide into your ear canal for a catch-up. Fred Durst, JR Hartley, Messi, De Niro, Paccino... Star studded chat!Pappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetSupport us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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For alcohol, you must be legal drinking age. Please enjoy respons essentials. Order Uber Eats now. For alcohol, you must be legal drinking age. Please enjoy responsibly. Product availability varies by region. See out for details. Greetings, listener dear. It's me, your old pal Tom. And who have I brought along with me today? Well, two crazy kids. It's only bloody me. I was gonna try and make it sound like it was my podcast. Oh, great. No, by all means.

Oh, sorry mate. I don't know. I can't take it. I'm just gonna say I've heard today's episode. So I'm happy to take a step back and say, it's a very special episode. This one is Tom's. Tom's on his own. I can't handle the responsibility of that.

Greetings, listen to me. So I'm happy to take a step back and say, it's a very special, it's one of the times. It's all his own. I can't hand on the responsibility of that. Greetings, listen, we're here as a team making things together. It's Matthew, who's the driving force behind the back. Oh, no, packed us full of ideas and off we went and discussed it. So people don't realize is that we are just reading our scripts that Emma has painstakingly written.

She's got a bold style. I'll give her that much, a bold style. She follows her brain where it goes and we do, we do off lead. No, we don't. I can also edit this bit out. Yeah, that's awesome. She'll edit it out, which is a bit of shivai. I can say it, yeah, anyway. Let's just, this bit out. Yeah, that's awesome. She'll edit it out, which I'm a bit shy of, I can say.

Yeah, anyway. Let's crackle with while people are people to the episode. Hello, everybody. It's a house meeting to round off your month. And is it a meeting? Yum. Is it a Twitter poll? We don't know at this stage, but you'll find out as you listen to the episode.

Thanks so much to everyone who's joined the Patreon. We've actually had a whole bunch of new people join the Patreon as a result of us really plugging it on here and it's really nice. We have such a fun time over there. And also there's a real bonus on Patreon, you can give money in English pounds. Now I don't want to come across as patriotic, but it just feels, it feels really healthy for people to be going, actually now I'm giving you four pounds to say. Rather than five dollars, you know?

This isn't going to Uncle Sam. This is good old British podcasting, and we're paying for it with good, hard sterling, do you know what I mean? Absolutely, good hard sterling. By the way, do you check out the episode of Black Shed Slammer with good hard sterling and Amelia Timorlton Burke?

I'm sorry. very strong, yeah. He did enjoy it. Really? He did, he did. He did enjoy being there. That desk just got higher and higher. Hey, you could just hear him knocking on the underside of it. Oh, I can tell you some exciting news for fans of Flat Shared for Flat Shared Slammer.

Oh, it looks like. like we've got TV series. Well, I'll go one better than that. Oh, we haven't got a TV series. Oh, okay. It's just a lot of work, isn't it, making a TV series? I wouldn't know. But the, there is going to be a Christmas flat share slam down. We're going to try and do a live Christmas flat share slam down.

Oh, baby. It's going to, we haven't put the tickets on sale yet, but it is going to be in, on the 13th of December. So save that date in your diary and keep watching the stars for when we announce that. I think also, if you're a member of the Patreon, you get kind of first dibs on tickets and a bit of a discount as well. So yeah, 13th of December,

put it in your diaries now. There's going to be a Christmas episode and I'd say put it in your diaries as a heavy pencil because we can only let in a few audience members. It's like it's going to be a sort of socially distance and so therefore restricted show. So I think we can only fit in a tube. If only we could have said this about previous shows, it would have explained a lot away. Exactly. Finally, the pandemic is, we're in alignment with our popularity. It's socially the worst or a puppy sell out as we call it. I think, here's the thing though, I'm worried though that the people who would show up are too nervous to come out.

And so, you know, we get the knock on of that. And so no one shows up and it's just the three of us. In a big room. The three of us in a big room, yeah, which we don't need that. But that's just around the corner. So do keep listening to this podcast, because we'll announce it on here

or stick it on our Twitter or any of those methods or the Patreon was where you'll hear it first. Great stuff. But otherwise let's crack into this week's house meeting, which is a choice bro. It's not what you said. It's a choice bro. It's true. You know what? I can't argue with that. and to the flat. Has me take me take me take me take me. What temperature should we set the heat? Has me take me take me take me take me take me take me. Why on earth am I always weak? Has me take me take me take me take me. Who went my bed while I was sleeping?

Has me take me take me take me take me. What's the point? Does life have a me? Has me take me take me. I'm rolling. Woo. A rolling rolling rolling rolling. Just keep rolling rolling rolling rolling. Woo! The rolling rolling rolling. Just keep rolling rolling rolling.

As limp biscuit, come and stuck. Did he? Did he? He strikes as a guy you must have come and stuck at some point, right? Well there is no. Limp biscuit is the band for starters. Oh, come on. Fred doesn't be that guy.

Fred d'East is the, um, is the, uh, the main is the main man that you'd think of with the red backwards baseball cap, you know, the white t-shirt, and encouraging people to break things. It would be amazing. Like, I'm not saying he isn't because he could easily be, but it just feels like it would be amazing if he turned out to be a really decent bloke. Do you know what I mean? Yes. It would be amazing. Imagine, imagine being in Fred Durst's primary school class. And then like 20 years later, there he is or 30 years later,

you always seem to be an older than me. Imagine being in Fred Durst's primary school class and then you see him doing it and you're like, oh my god Have you seen Fred Durst is now famous? It's like his name is Fred Durst Fred Durst made it like it's like a rapper kinder. Yeah, he was a rapper and You remember Fred Durst who used to be like you know, what was so Fred Durst sounds like he should be? He or was you supposed to pop like this? You tell me it should be, you know, 89 years old.

If you told me that Captain Tom's real name was Fred Durst, I'd be like, yep, I believe that. Captain Fred Durst, he's an old bloke, who's walking around his garden. I don't know, I just bough the queen. Do you have fly fishing by Fred Divers? Yes, I think it's a bit. His author's the, my name?

Fred Divers, motherfucker! LAUGHTER My name is L Biscuit. LAUGHTER My name is L. Biscuit. Sorry, what's my middle name? Bump. Yes, it's Bump. My first initial is L for Florence. I'm Lump.

I'm Lump. I'm Lump. I'm Lump. I'm Lump. I'm Lump. I'm Lump. I'm Lump. I'm listening. Lawrence... Jesus, I called Lump Biscuit. I was going to say... I'm Lawrence Lump Biscuit. And I would like to buy fly fishing by Fred.

First, please. Mother, mother. Is that a reference to the Yellow Pages advert too old now? No, I remember that. I mean, how many people listening, remember that reference? Put your hand up now if you recognize it. Well, tweet us. Actually, not bad.

Tweet us at Pappy's Tweet and just say, I remember Fred Durst. Let's get it. Brad is trending. Wait, wait, I tell you what, here we go. What Fred Durst do you remember? If you remember the Fred Dursd from the yellow pages, put brackets yellow pages.

And if you remember the Fred Dursd from the, from the Limp Biscuit, put brackets Limp Biscuit. But tweet us at Pappy's Tweet, I remember Fred Dursd, brackets Limp Biscuit, or brackets yellow pages. Pretty fly fishing for a white guy. No, I know that wasn't one of their songs. I know it wasn't one of their songs, but it kind of works, doesn't it?

Yeah, you know, it's about as good as we're going to get to be honest. It's all right. As genres go, what genre of music was that? No, I've got it, I've got one for you. Just keep real in real in real in real in real. Yeah, that's good, actually, that is good. That's better, that is good. Try to remember other, Limp Biscuit songs, I don't really know any of their other songs. There was definitely two or three years where they were up there, weren't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Late at 90s early 2000s.

The Mission Impossible One, but that's just the Mission Impossible theme. Oh my God, they did Mission Impossible Two theme, yeah. Well I'm saying it's amazing that one was, that's genuinely a good tune. Is it as good as I know it's your one name? Oh, now you're putting two tightens up against each other there. I got what, you're putting what, hold me through, I'll make you speak, I'll make. Up against the Mission Impossible theme by Limbisky. Why? I am a will win. I am a single for buy. Why am I doing it? Why, Tom? Is that what you're asking?

Why are you making me choose? You're asking me. Why? I'm making you choose. Why have you gone to? I'll be throwing up to you. You answered your own question. Yeah. It's a two. Well obviously you've picked the two best movie soundtrack songs of all time and I'm going to go on further I picked the two best songs of all time. Why are you doing it? Why are you doing it? Why are you going to play me like that bro? Because you know what I I too am like an evil villain that you might see in a mission impossible film like you might see in the Batman movie. I am an evil villain and what I do is rather than killing people, you know, with like laves of beams or whatever, or put or poison gas, I put them in a room, would you rather

like, I tie them up and I play a very intense game of would you rather. I see what you want to hate me, because hey, it's all about the fricking thing. What did he do? I see why you want to hate me because hey it's all about the fricking I think it's because No, it's not That's so true. I've got no fucking idea. He goes. I know why you want to hate me Because I know the answer to this question I think Fred slow down mate I think when you actually look at the lyrics it's I see why you want to hate me because I'm primary school. I was a real motherfucker!

Right, we never know. Oh my god, I never know. We never know. We never know. We never know. We never know. We never know. We never know. We never know. We never know. We never know. We never know. We never know. We never know. We never know.

We never know. We never know. We never know. We never know. We never know. We never know. We never know. We never know. A friend does, refused to take off his backwards cap, and to be entirely honest, his behave like a complete mother fuck. You know that the school uniform is strictly forwards cap! Blue cap's forwards! Forward cap and skinny jeans! They're so baggy and off white t-shirts!

And keychain one on the left hand side. Fred, why must you buck the trend? I see why you want it, hate me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Everything Fred does is a dirty protest. Oh, lovely stuff and I don't mind it. Thank you. I've said it once before but it bears her amazes me too. I actually think as a villain, as a movie villain, just to get back to what you were saying

because I liked what you were saying. Thank you, mate. I feel like you've got the genuine make- Don't get too close to me though. Don't get too close to me. This is what always happens in the movies. Someone gets too close to the villain and they end up being murdered by the villain and I think, why didn't I see?

You've got the genuine make-ings of like a Batman villain there or a you know Bond villain it's like the would you rather kind of death by choice kind of thing but is that like it is that like tooth just two face do that or one of them lot. Does it even look like a coin? You flip to coin whether they live or die rather than given them an awkward. What would you choose? Limbiscuit or you too. given them an old hood. I'm not going to have to lose Limpiscale, are you two? He's got a coin every time, he's just got a lot of spec man coins. I'm going to tell you right now who your favorite actor is.

That's right. Okay, it's either Joe Pesci. Oh, it's got a yeah. It's going to be either between Joe Pesci. Holy Joe, last minute. Okay, this is this is how you defeat him. You you make him come up with one on the spot and then his head explodes. make him come up with one on the spot and then his head explodes. You challenge him to be joe-bitty. Oh! No, it's because I tell you what, I tell you what, it's because I wasn't going into that.

I was going to do two songs and I didn't realize you were doing actors. So I started my songs, I had my two songs in my head and knew exactly what I was going to go for. What were the two songs? Two princes, for the barely could make. I knew it was going to be two. What were the two songs? Two princes by the barely could lay. I knew I was going to be two princes, then I really free-handed. Two princes in one week.

Two princes in one week by the, by the, by the barely could ladies. Two princes, by the way, both of those songs, when I was, I'm sure I might have told you before, when I was a kid, I wanted to write a rom-com based around the song Two Princes. It was one of my early kind of... Oh, yeah, it was one of my early film pitches. It was about like 11 or something.

Well, what was stopping you? Just go ahead now. Yeah, exactly. But now that I'm thinking about it, both one week and two princess, there's also the basis of a film script in one week, isn't there? Well, you know what you could do? You could do what every song is an increasing number. Then you could do three little birds by Bob Marley. Well, that's the film. That's the film kind of sequence. The film, no, the film sequence is in in the movie. It's called, it's called one to 25.

And every song has the, has the number in it. Don't push me on this. Has he got the same cast like too fast? Like it's got the faster and the furious, like you have a similar cast. It's one film, of course it's got the same cast. I'm not gonna change cast for every song. It's one film, 25 songs and every song it counts up to 25.

So what happens? That's what? I mean I'm okay with that. So it's a fair question to be entirely honest I really don't want to hear the answer to it. What happened? Like is there, is there, is it even worth chasing down the idea of, if you are going to write a show

where something happens to somebody in one week and it name checks all the things that happen in the band making Lady-Lady song. That's what I'm answering is like, what has a John Stings' story? It starts ticking. Yeah, and like, who else is in there? Is Stings in there?

You came, cameo by Sting. Kurosawa, Bert Campfort. Lots of, it's got, it's a lot of cameos. A lot of weird cameos, it'd be like the first Muppet movie or something like that. But is there like, is there like a lot, is there is there much action in one week? Like they look, she looks at him at the start of the week, right?

Yeah, I don't know what else happened, definitely. He mastered a funeral. What else do you do? Oh no, who's funeral? He's, it just as a funeral. So again, you know, just go for it, you know pick someone you want to Is anybody anybody in that I mean I don't know Could it be all about Sting's Sting's funeral? Could you set a movie based around

Imagine if you ever move about Sting you look at me. Yeah, it's because he died to me Imagine if you made a movie about Sting and all of the songs in it were the bear naked ladies. It told the story of sting's life. And every time you really tee it up, you look out the window with those beautiful fields filled with one week. I'm going to try and earn the Chinese chicken. I don't think yeah maybe one week the musical isn't our best idea yet. Emma sent us a message here it says there's a theory that one week is about the Gavin Kildes girlfriend. Oh my god. Oh no that can't

be true can it? Wow. Is that why he's laughing at a funeral because he's murdered? There's the hint. The hints were there. No. No. He's likely Anne Ryan's is all about value. Are we going to get Anne Ryan's not a murderer? Are we going to get David Fincher to direct this one? I hope so. I mean, I don't know I can't have sent the email, but yeah,

I'm a new folks, David Fincher. I'm assuming it's got to him. Put it out there. To go back to your would you rathers, how do you fare with those any, I feel like I'm done now with hypothetical questions. John I mean, if I'm ever in a convoy with someone, then they're like, here's one for you. You do realise I'm just literally wrapped on series three or five times. Do you have a bit of, not for me, hypothetical questions? You fucking wrote on this series, Harry. That's why Bite the hand that feeds Yeah based around hypothetical questions and series three in the can

Very successful coming soon today. I keep watching guys listen Yeah, I like who's lives anyway, but I don don't, I don't want to be at a fucking party at someone go, okay, here's a fucking vegetable, give me 30 different uses for it. Sorry, that's a matter. I'm always so, what? I'm confused myself there. I don't know if that's, I always say if someone's, if someone shows you a vegetable and gives me 30 different uses for it, it's not because they're a big fan of improv, Tom. In this case, you've wandered into the wrong party. Or the right party. I guess it depends on the vegetable. Wrong party, right past it. What the worst thing you've considered eating?

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Four things. It's like theatersstop bonkers brilliance. I love that. Poor things. It's like theaters, December 15th. Obviously, panel shows, they're different, aren't they? Like, that's not, you know, it's not every day live. Like, I don't want to go to party and someone like mock the weak me. You know what I mean? But like, obviously, that doesn't mean I'm not going to watch the weak.

I don't mean I don't watch mock the weak. But you know what I mean. Also, what do you mean, someone's going to mock the weak you? Well, he doesn't watch it, you know what I mean. Also, what do you mean, someone's gonna mock the weak you? Well, he doesn't watch it, that's what he's saying. Oh, there they come, mucking the weak me yet. So, so like, so you don't like it when somebody has news for you, is that what you say?

But you will still watch the show. Well, like, no, all I'm saying is like, when people wanna do those kind of things out, like in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in those kind of things out like In in a pub or in a conversation you just got I kind of like, you know what man. I've got enough going on I've got enough real questions in my life. Yeah, I mean a hypothetical one Unless I'm enjoying the panel show that you know, there's a place for it And it's on this hilarious TV show on Dave. Please have me back to right on the next series. You're gone mate. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying.

I'm saying this. There's a time in place for it. I don't be saying a pub on a Friday night and someone's like, okay, here's one. You can either have Lionel Messi up front or Robert De Niro makes your breakfast every day and you're like, oh god, I don't need this. I've got enough going on, you know what I mean? When you mean Lionel Messi upfront, what do you mean? I don't know. Maybe that's the problem with your hypothetical questions.

They are just not to be honest. You've taught yourself out of a return job two different occasions. They lack structure integrity, your questions, I think. I've lost my job on match of the day as well. Oh, no. Also, the answer is Rob De Niro, by the way, just because. I think De Niro would be quite a crump. Oh, no, I'm falling into my own direction. See, here's the thing. Also, Tom, it's pretty much what we do. We're always like, imagine this. I know, I'm here to tell you guys.

Not anymore. Okay. So do you think, I want to know if you could bring us the facts. Do you think it's because you become a new dad? Do you think now you're like, what was that? Do you think you're a new dad?

I did, but yeah. What would you rather have, a new dad dad or a fully co-dante? It's a great question. You see it's those kind of questions you just think there's no time for this anymore. Come on, come on, sorry, cross me, what, come on. Is it because you become a new dad, do you think that you are now thinking, well I've got to be a sensible, I've got to be more serious and I've got to face up to the realities of life. I don't think so, I think I've found this way for a while now. I think it's...

Last sort of nine months or so? I can't pinpoint the moment when it happens, but... Also, when was the last time you went to... My experience of being a new dad so far is the opposite of that is like actually like you enter like an even more a world even further removed from the real world so actually like I don't think I think it's actually like pure escapism so you know I'm finding that like that bit of it quite pleasing yes like but I just think, I just think like...

One day, Tom, you will have to stop scatting and start showing you nappies. I've had a more missed shot to another name. He's just, he's disciplined in this fantasy world. I don't know, I don't know where my, I don't know where this first set in this idea. Maybe it was just getting to a certain age. I don't know. It just feels in this idea, maybe it was just getting to a certain age. I don't know.

It just feels like there is already a lot to be doing. Can real world conversations be as fun as hypothetical ones? Yeah, but no, you can't have that as your reason for not doing things, because there's more that needs to be done. Guys, we could be starting a just giving page rather than doing this. Like, I feel like that, you know,

it's fun to have these things. It's good to have a little bit of sort of brain cheering gum, isn't it? Yeah, but of escapism, particularly if it's like, you know, sort of a bit doom and gloom in the way, isn't it? I'd rather have like, I'd rather have a conversation about is messy up front, is Robert De Niro in your kitchen? Why are either of these two things happening? Are you happy about them both?

I sure we make a Twitter poll about that, by the way. We've already got our Twitter poll about, we've already got our Twitter poll about, do you remember JR Hartley or do you remember JR Hartley from Limp Misskit? Yeah, but I think we should also have Twitter poll straight down the line. Would you rather have Messy up front or Danira make your breakfast? It's the big, the big team, the big question. I think, uh, It's the old Messy debate. And we're talking about, we're talking about Lionel Messy here. We're not talking about having just generally like a jumper with let us soup down it. Yeah, I had a weird thought about De Niro the other day. Okay,

which was like what like it's just trying to like I said like getting old and like where your references are. You kind of go like when De Niro, when we who's the nearer for someone who is 17 now? Like question. It's like, it's like, Liam Hardy. Tom Hardy. Well that's what I mean, it's like, it's interesting, which really thing about like who's legitimately, I don't think so, I don't think Hardy's great. Like you know, like when we were starting universe, like when we were like 1617, you started to really find interesting cinema.

But then when you think about it, a lot of the stuff we were watching wasn't stuff he was making at the time. It was stuff he had made in the sort of 70s and 18s. Yeah. So it's like, who would you discover now who has that, that back catalog? It would be some like, someone like like Leonardo Caprio, wouldn't it?

Maybe. Is it just because I was young? It feels like Robert Deliro. Robert, he's a good one. For Robert Deliro, it was like an older person as well, felt like he'd had a very storied career at that point. Yeah, but if you're 17 and you look from, you know, you go from Gilbert Grape through Titanic, through Shutter Island and all this effort to do with, with, with, it's more to score, say, Z. I think, I think you would eat, he must seem like an older person. He isn't as if I go older person to ask because we're the same age as him. Does he still look a bit too young to be the older person? No.

He looks like, he looks like, he's a bit, but then, Dineiro is looks like a, did he? He looks like he's a bit, but then Dineiro is never baby faced, was he? Dineiro, no, Dineiro always looked old. Yeah. Dicaprio always looks young. It's like, where's the gravitas? Do you want to make it? Okay, all right, okay, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll exclude him. But is gravitas an age thing? That's a thing. It's like, if I'm 17, do I think Dicaprio's his gravitas and age thing that's a thing is like if I'm 17 do I think de caprio's got gravitas? Is it is it yeah? Of course you do like where's the where's the reference there? So I was just thinking like it's one of the biggest actors in the world. Oh You can't dispute it, but like it's it's in what way

Oh, I mean like in what way is it all right? What about this he looks older? He's he's been been in loads and loads of amazing movies. Yeah. Clunes. Martin Clunes, no. George Clooney, that's the good one. Doc Martin himself.

He could be it. No more in the heartthrob box, but has been in like, a bunch of films. Yeah. He's been in a bunch of films. Yeah he's been in a bunch of films there's no denying it. No, he's nailed it, man. He's been talking to him up and we go now to film corner with Rocky. You can tell us. Tell us, yeah, your name yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I think maybe there is an equivalent. There is no.

Are we? Because it was like, the thing is with the Dinero as well, it was like classic, wasn't it? He'd been in, he'd been in big classic films. Like, I'm going to throw a name out there, and this might blow your minds, it might be total nonsense. All right. Let's hear it.

Sandy, but look. I'll tell you what. Right? She's been in some movies, right? She has. Oh well, hang on, let's kick clark. Hey, let's take a seat. We go live to Clarky, who can tell us how desirable it has been in a bunch

of movies. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. I am D. Ben over there. I am D. Ben. My name. I am D. Ben.

I'd like to order a book of movie actors. My name? I am then. I'd like to order a book of movie actors. My name? Yeah, okay, I ruined it. I am. I am, nibbenn. I guess all I guess- I'll spell that for you, be Ian. Here's a feature I'd be interested in.

We interview someone who is 16. Oh god dammit. Parry, if this is your real world stuff you want to get into, Perry chats to children. No. I would be much happier. Like here's the thing, we interview them,

and we say like, who's your robot in the hero? Who's your Rolling Stones? Who's your Robert the Neer-O? Who's your take that? I don't know, it's just like, it's just like... If you are 16, your rolling stones is still the rolling stones. I think... Because... Do you think that because the rolling stones, your rolling stones?

No, the rolling stones aren't my rolling stones, man. The rolling stones... So, so I'm crewing your rolling stones, aren't they? I like the rolling stones, yeah, but they're no end-ubs. LAUGHTER But, yeah, I know, I see what you mean, but I think we are picking people who had a storied career prior to our births. You know, like, someone like Leonardo Capro is, we've grown up with him. Oh, yeah, we've grown up with him.

It's like Christian Bale we've grown up with him from the time of the show. Only just prior to our births.'s like, you know, like... No, he... But Deiro is doing moves in the 60s. That was like 20 plus, you know, 20 years before your board. So then you're looking for an equivalent of that now, which you're like, like you said, like that's what I mean. He's like, I think that I do think...

I think the Rolling Stones are our Rolling Stones, but I think if you're 16, the Rolling Stones aren't your Rolling Stones. So, I, this is why I avoid hypothetical conversations. This is a real conversation. This is a very good, this is reality.

I, I, I get what you're saying, but, you reject it wholeheartedly. Well, I wonder if a band like Oasis then would be the rolling stone. Yeah, that's what I was wondering.

Could well be. This is Radio X. Yes. Just goddamn crying shame, isn't it? Come on, stop crying your heart out. Yes. Don't look back at that, can I? BOOM! Baby! Oh, that's the L-Berry. Yes Don't look back in anger me

Really blue or ear drums out there I have to go behind my hide behind a wonderful What this is this is it though now you have kid. You can ask them in 16 years' time. You can be like, okay, my Robert De Niro is Robert De Niro. Who's your Robert De Niro? And they'll go, who the fuck is Robert De Niro? Yeah, I think so. And then you go, here we go, we're going to watch some films.

But I just think that, you know, it's basically one removed, isn't it? I guess, I don't know. Yeah, we'll see. We will see. We'll find out. How are we going to find out? Are you going to get slissed? Yeah, we interview a 60th.

The only way we can. Here's what we do. Here's what we do, right? We ask, because this pointless asking our listeners if they are 16, or anything. Listen. Easy now. Come on. No, it's pointless asking our listeners.

Obviously, unless you've got a Twitter poll going on. It's pointless asking our listeners if they are 16, because we know from the evidence they're not, right? But we know we've got a couple of 16 year olds. What's that? Didn't a couple of people say they were 18? Yeah, couple of people said they were 18, they're listening. And we appreciate them greatly.

But if they manage to make it through the limp biscuit chat, the start, they deserve a fucking medal. So what we need to ask is, have any of you got kids who are teenagers, ask them who their Robert De Niro is and get back in touch with us? PapisflatShare at gmail.com or beefbrotherspodcast.gmail.com but getting touch with us tell us who your teenager thinks is there Robert De Niro and tell us as well if you how much context you have to give them. You might be going to go who's your Robert De Niro and they go it's Robert De Niro, man he's a he's a timeless actor. Now where's my chips? Now where's my chips? Now, where's my chips? Is his greatest movie? Can we watch now, where's my chips with Robert De Niro?

Joe Pesci and Hayley Joel Osmond, please? That's why I think it's an interesting question. It is an interesting question, but you're never gonna get to a definitive answer because it's a feeling. It's a mood, isn't it? Dineiro is a feeling. Dineiro is a mood.

I also think, by the way, Dineiro's name really helped him out. Do you know what I mean? Well, you know that song, Talk in Italian by Banana Rama. Yeah. They didn't write it about Robert Dineiro. They wrote it about Al Pacino, because he was sexy. But Al Pacino's name didn't fit within the song. It doesn't have enough syllables. So they made it. Robert De Niro's Weeding Talked In Italian Talked In Italian They fancied Al Pacino, but they think Robert De Niro. So it's a real name to come to with. If Al had gone by Alex, he'd have been in there, wouldn't he? Alex Pacino. Alex Pacino's waiting. Is he, what is, what is Alex's full name? Is he Alan? Alan Pacino. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's

Alan Pacino. Because Alan Pacino, you know, that's a name. Alan Pacino're French. We're French now. Call me Alan Pacino is mates with Fred Durst. Call me old fucking codgers calling up bookshops. Alan and Fredrick. Alan Pacino. I love it if I'll name Alan. Alan Pacino. Can we look this up Emma? Can you look it up for us? Alex? I'm gonna go with Alex Sandra Oh God fucking out what is it out? I just think it's gonna be out, but One-day stay many ways and we go Emma's got it here. We go Emma's got it here. We go well no hang on before we find out I want us all to stay car Yeah Yeah, we need to say that coin to them. What's the phrase? Do you put your coin to the

mast? No, your color is to the mast. But isn't there a coin in the slot? Isn't there a coin now to the mast as well in maybe Dick or in the photo? I don't know. Don't you? Glue your coins to the floor like a prank. Okay, yeah, super glittery. Glue your coins to the floor. Empire records, you're absolutely right. Okay, glue your coins to the floor on this one. What is Al Pacino's real name? I go to Clarky first. Alfred.

Alfred Pacino is waiting. Talking to you now. He knows, we're eating, it's good. I'm going to go with Antony. Antony. What, are you an idiot? Anthony. I know the answer to that.

Is it altitude? Is it altitude beginner? No, you've, no, you've, sorry mate, that coin's not coming up. That coin is stick to the floor. I know it was only a two-pence piece, but it's still stuck. I'm gonna go with Anna, please. Oh my God. I'm not going.

I've known my coin. I'm not, I'm happy with it, Anthony. I think he's, he's opted for Al. And today, I think he's opted for Alicandro. I think he's opted for Alicandro. I think he's opted for Alicandro. I'm going to go with Alessandro. Alexander. No, Alessandro.

It's an Italian name. So there's no Alans, no one's gone for Alans. Is his name, is his name Alain Patino. Is his name Anthony Patino. It's Alfredo. Alfred. Alfredo. Alfredo. Yeah, we're gonna go Alfredo. It's like a combination of my and my. So he could have been Fred Patino. He could have gone Fred. Alfredo. Fred Patino. Fred.ino. Oh, wait a minute. Calling up bookshops. Calling up bookshops.

Love it. I wanna buy a book. Fly fishing. Okay, we're all gonna do Pacino now and see you. Get the book off the way. Okay, here we go. Oh, okay. Is that water stones?

I wanna buy a book. I wanna buy a book! I want to buy a book! I want to buy a book by a Fred Dust. Fred Dust, look it up. It's about fishing. It's good. My name... Alfredo Pacino. There we go. I want to buy a book Is that myself over is that the works is that the works I want to buy a book What's that limited stock? Some guy I can't get my head around it. What what are you selling exactly? Is it books or is it paint so what? It's by Fred Durst

I'm confused here. I think I'm I'm too oftenest my name Pachino Wow Wow, I want to buy a book I want to buy a book. Let me tell you now, I want to buy the novelization of Jack and Jill. Have you got the novelization of Jack and Jill? Can you send it to me, pop it in a jiffy bag, stand it over. My name is Anthony Patino.

But you can call me Alan he was the original Rolly Bowley little bat face girl a rolly-bowly little bat face girl. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Oh, I see that. He's not singing all along all along. That's accidents. He's singing, oh Alan, oh Alan, there were incidents and accidents.

That's it. Who do you suppose this podcast is for? LAUGHTER It's a very good point you make, Clarky, because this... It's all over the bloody shop, isn't it? This is not... This is not what I would consider good content. LAUGHTER

I think we're talking about how long Patina I call to go for bookshops and buy a book written by Limp Bizkit about fishing. And you're down playing this. Yeah, you know what, I'm back around. I've turned back around. Should we do a Twitter poll? It is our podcast ending goods. I think how many podcast devotees do that Twitter poll about once every couple of months and do that. Bless them.

Bless them. Let's do a clear of these questions. This is why I don't ask questions anymore because I don't like the answers. No, that's not a hypothetical question, that is an actual question. Is our podcast any good? And I think we know the answer. And it's Anthony. It's mighty fine.

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I'm blind. I'm blind. under the lesson, I'm blind son. I'm blind. I'm blind. By the way, I'm blind, guys. It's the best line of any film ever. I'm blind. Are you looking at me? I'm blind son.

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We did the episode we finished the episode and now we're at the end of the episode I can I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just want to know. Are you talking to me right now? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just want to know. Are you talking to me right now? Yeah, you you sound like Dustin Hoffman. That sounds like that's a really good dust I'll do Brando you do Dustin Hoffman. Parry will do Deniro movie. Okay. Okay. Well what a podcast I'm gonna tell you now that was a choice brew. That was a choice brew. No, no, no, Marlon get out of here. Marlon, you're not in you're not invited. That was the island of Dr. Morgon. Get Marlon, get Marlon

out of here. You hear me? You get out of here. Right. Okay. If you enjoyed the episode, I'm a motorized couch get out of here you're turning me in a patino here they just jackele and hide yeah oh my god I'd pay towards that film yes jackele and hide where it's patino versus teneer oh my God. So by day he's the mild manned. Puccino. No, no, no. Robert Teneiro. He's the mild man of Robert Teneiro. And then when he sees a grota,

something he turns into. Oh wow. He turns into Al Pacino. Wow. Um, so, what's my name? Don Pacino. If you enjoyed the episode, leave a review on iTunes, recommend it to a friend and vote in our Twitter polls.

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