Pappy's Flatshare - House Meeting (Dusk 'til dawn it) S12E06

Episode Date: March 8, 2022

Matthew, Ben and Tom slide into your ear canal for a catch-up. Guess who's back in the atmosphere... It's Pappy's! Tom's winning arguments while the other two set up the hall of fame and building a jet pack LIVE IN PERSON SHOWSMONDAY APRIL 4TH https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/288183593887TUESDAY APRIL 5TH https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/288180163627BOTH SHOWS https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/288187054237MACHFEST SATURDAY 30TH APRIL https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2022/pappys-flatshare-slamdown-5/Pappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetSupport us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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See you at our details. Greetings, listener! There goes Tom. I'm Ben, and I'm Matthew. You We're not just not playing along at all. There goes Tom. By the way, there goes Tom. There goes Tom is because we're just about to fire Tom. Very precious. He knew what was happening. Welcome to another Pappies flat share house meeting. Yes indeed a house meeting And let me tell you as house meetings go it will take some beating a really regret that I had to go back to do that Tom That's two for two now. So you've got there. What was it there goes Tom? There goes Tom and now there goes another of Tom's right

There goes Tom on his way to a brilliant rap. Was that a rap? Well, it was actually, you know, Robbie Williams's uh, rude boxing. Oh, you're rude boxing it. I didn't realize you're rude boxing it. Okay, it's then I'm sorry for, you know, I'm sorry for pulling a face when you did it. I know, I know, if you rude boxing me, I'm rude boxing you.

Yeah, I mean, I've moved into the rude box style of my career now. I'm through the swing when you're winning kind of style, I know if you rude box me, I'm rude box me. Yeah, I mean, I've moved into the rude box style of my career now. I'm through the swing when you're winning kind of style. I've gone through that the way he's coached the fog watches. Yeah. No, no, I'm rude boxing it. I can't wait till you are into retirement.

But we're not here to criticize Pop's greatest son, Robbie Williams. We're here to have a bit of a chat and to record it and for you to enjoy it. Before we get started though, we have had a message in. And can I just say, we had a tweet in, at Papi's tweet, if you'd like to follow us. This is a... It's both very interesting, but also very damning. And I'm really pleased this guy's got in touch.

This is from Nick Cyclopedia on Twitter, who says, hey guys, series 11, episode 12, house meeting. Clarkie asserts the fact that tigers don't roar. Not true. In fact, the most famous lion roar, the MGM logo, was actually overdubbed with a tiger's roar because their roars are better.

Fact-boom. Fact-boom. Firstly, a great fact. Secondly, I've taken that to heart. Clarky, the tigers don't roar. So many kids' books have tigers in them, and it says roar. And I've been saying to Clio, I've been saying to her,

oh, by the way, just the book's got it wrong there because Clarke's told me, the book's got it wrong, Tiger's growl. So when it says raw there it should be grrr not raw. And now, and that is at the very form, you know, she's two and a half years old, it's a very formative, you know, your brain is like a sponge absorbing information. Well I'm giving her misinformation, disinformation fact. You are disinformation agent, Clarky. She'll be chucking that around the playground, don't she? She'll be telling all her friends, they'll all be thinking, she's the girl who knows stuff.

If she's anything like her father, she will be correcting people constantly. Incorrectly. Incorrecting people. That's what I've been doing. I've been incorrect in here. We set her on the path of incorrectly correcting people. The cross-pie style. Thanks to Nick Sike the Pee-Dee. Yeah, thanks on nothing. Great fact. Nick Sike the Pee-Dee. Clarky, where did you get your information from? I don't know. You give me a movie. Bobby Williams song.

Time, time, time to try and put this on Robbie. Listen. This is nothing wrong. It'd be pure Howard Donnell, they'd be checking out this kind of stuff. Robbie knows his onions mate. Well, I apologize to everyone. Yeah, you should,

Rawling Redacted. You should be. Growling Redacted. And now I'm gonna have to, now I'm gonna have to, like really, you should Rawling Redacted. Growing Redacted. And now I'm going to have to, now I'm going to have to really, really double reinforce the fact that Tiger's Raw. We're going to have to get the old hide and seek in the jungle book out again and really, you know, spend a lot of time on that Tiger page. Well, listen to Deer, when you're listening to this week's house meeting, see if keep your ears peeled for any other misinformation and let us know.

It's all misinformation. You won't be able to get it down to 280 characters. It's what will happen. Maybe assume this is all incorrect and then be gently surprised when it is. In fact, just let us know when we correct that might be easier. Yeah, great. Should we talk about? Oh, yes.

This is a house meeting and it'll take some beating, don't it? Okay, just we have that clean, yeah, great. Look, if you enjoy listening to our misinformation, then come and see us, misinform live. We'll be doing our flat share slam downs at the Phoenix pub in London's glittering Oxford circus. And they are on April, and I'm gonna have a real stab at this,

April the fourth and fifth. Oh, mate, you nailed it. You nailed it. You nailed it. It's a Monday night and a Tuesday night. There's no better way to start your week. That isn't a song that exists. It sounds like I'm parodying a song that exists. It isn't. Come and see us. You can buy two tickets at the same time and get them cheap or you can buy one and pay the big bucks. You can buy two tickets at the same time and get them cheap, or you can buy one and pay the big bucks.

Go along to eventbrite.co.uk and Google Pappies Flatshees. Flammeow! It was so good last time. No, no, no, no, no. You know what, this is, it's really, it's been really fascinating to watch Tom Grow over the last few weeks. I've actually, by the way, I've got,

but if you can hear a baby, that's my baby. That's what it is. But it's been fascinating hearing Tom grow because, you know, what all of the info was right there, you've got the dates right, you've got the location right, you've got the title of... Wait, so you go to Event Bright and then you Google... Alright, good show, okay, okay, you're nitpicking now, you are nitpicking. But if you search Pappies for a flat share slam down on a vent, right, you'll find it. You know, in the say where like, Google something doesn't always necessary require Google

in the say where that hoovering doesn't always require a hoover, you know. It could just be a vacuum cleaner. I'll put the size. Okay, all right, all right. Get a Clarkie. I'm the misinformation man here, right? I can't throw stones.

I'm very much, I'm very much in a glass house, right? You can't throw stones. Is that a fact? I can't. Humans can't throw stones. It's another classic, Clarky fact. Yeah, they don't have elbows. That's the thing about you.

Should we make, don't go to a vent bright and Google that. Else you might find out it's not true. Should we make Clarky fact, the review for the episode, leave a review of a Clarkey fact, something you think would be a fact that Clarkey would give us over on iTunes. Obviously give us five stars as well, but also yeah, leave a review, leave a review that's just a sentence that you think this is the sort of fact completely untrue that Clarkey

might deliver. Happy with that Clarkey? Yeah, I mean it seems fair. It seems fair. All right, well enjoy the house meeting. It'll take some beating. I've had a thought. I've got an issue.

I've got a question I want to ask you. I want to talk. I want a chat. Okay, let's sit down and chew the fat. Has meeting. What temperature should we set the heat to? Has meeting, meeting, meeting. What temperature should we set the heat?

Has meeting, meeting, meeting. Why on earth am I always weak? Has meeting, meeting, meeting. Who went my bed while I was sleeping? There's a has meeting, meeting, meeting. What's the point? Does life have a meeting? Has meeting. So listen, I wanted to...

I've got another thing I've realized I do. You want to be joining the circus? Yeah, should be in the circus. Yeah, but I've realized, I've, you know, I was talking about how every time I see a thing in the road, like an old bag, I see me it's something that's dead. Yes. Yes. This is another one of those sort of quirks that I've realized I do.

That about, I would say, if I meet someone new, or if I see someone, if I'm watching a TV program with someone that I've never seen before, about 20 minutes, 30 minutes into that show or that interaction, I go, I recognize this person. Yes. And I go, why did I not, like, I clearly recognize them from the last 20 minutes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Why do you do this as well? Good, I'm glad I'm not going to do it. You're insane. I'm like, oh, I'll listen to something for the set, and go like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, do know this. The second time it gets to the chorus or something. You're like, yeah, you've just,

you've just listened to the chorus. Yeah, I know it from the previous time it gets to the chorus or something. You're like, yeah, you've just listened to the chorus. Yeah, I know it from the previous time, yeah. But it's weird. It happened the other day, there was a new guy working at Radio X. And like he was like interning on the show, and about an hour in, I suddenly went, I've definitely seen this guy before.

It's like, I haven't. It must be from today. Do you think that's because of the society we've all given ourselves ADHD? And it's like our memory loops are shortening like goldfish. We consume things in such short amounts that 20 minutes seems like a long time. Your brain has refreshed and scrolled. Oh, I'm scratching me. 20 minutes seems like a long time. Your brain is refreshed and scrolled. That's quite weird. By the way, it's a very nice way of putting

what my brain is doing. Your brain is kind of refreshed and reset and scrolled again and it's found that person's face again and it's gone, I remember you from the previous time. Maybe. It's changed the way we kind of experience. So what do I do? Real life.

What do I do? Stop doing it. No. Because it's just me going, oh, and then going, no. It's a reminder of being thick. Yeah. Hahaha. I'm trying to think it's quite like those all the time.

Yeah, that's quite a healthy thing to have, I think, isn't it? Yeah. It's good. I reckon like motivational posters time. Yeah, that's quite a healthy thing to have, I think, isn't it? Yeah. I reckon motivational posters should be more like that. Like, remember, you think. And you're like, oh yeah, yeah, okay. I just think that's a more important thing to know than every opportunity as a window turn it into a door and walk through it, whatever.

I think you're right. I think that's true. What you need actually, what people need is things to keep them slightly more grounded. Sort of like motivational, like don't get ideas about your station. Yeah, like idioms. Oh, like that's our motivational speech. Yeah, staying in your lane.

Stay in your lane. Or like if you're having an argument, there's a good chance you're wrong. Oh, that's good as well. That's always true with me. But also it's bad because you realise that really early on, don't you? I always, it's not like I don't realise. I'm not. Oh, no.

I wish I had the strength of character to go, actually, I tell you what, I'm absolutely wrong here, very sorry. Oh, I do, but nine times out of ten, the person you're arguing with wants to skip the argument going. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I now agree with you. Ah, yeah, but, but, here's the thing I wanna, and, you know. Yeah. I've never been wrong in an argument so I wouldn't know what this feels like. Okay, we'll just know, we'll leave that there.

I'm not gonna argue with it. Cause I don't wanna, I don't wanna realize halfway through that you are right there. Yeah, that's, oh, what a horrifying realization that is. If you're arguing with me, the chances are, yeah, you are in the right. You're probably right.

You must have been surely, Harry. You must have been in argument where halfway through, you realised, I'm in the wrong here. No, I'm 10 for 10. 10 for 10. 10 for 10. Even more than 10 arguments, surely. No, I'm 10 for 10 Even more than 10 arguments surely I've had 10 arguments in my life and one the more

Record at the moment 10 and I think I've probably had my last one to be honest I don't think they have me turn it out. No, no Didn't take the bake, Clarke? And baked. Say it through. Did you see the movie? Speaking of Tom thinking he's had ten arguments in his life. Did you see the movie Rocket Man? The Elton John movie.

I did see that movie. I thought you were talking about the Rocket Tier then. Did you see the Rocket? Oh my god. Oh, it's the rocket tier! I think there should have been more elements of the rocket tier in the rocket mode. Yeah, I'm interested to hear how this is going to pan out because he's never lost in arguments. And he's never been wrong. So here we go. Tom, he said he was going to quit it 10. He's throwing it himself into the 11 argument, and it is the rocketeer should have been the

inspiration for the film Rocket Man rather than the life of Elton John. Okay. I think there's room to combine the two basically. Okay. Well, that is most decadent. Elton John designed a jetpack. Take some Russians. Okay, here's the thing. He's right again.

That was it. I can't... Get me into it. I was like, there's no way Harry's gonna be right here. And suddenly... It turns out we were wrong. Suddenly I'm investing in Disney film idea. Torpins done all the legwork.

Torpins like the scientists who's in the garage. He's built it. Right, so, so, so, Torpins and, and Elton John just gives it a lick of paint. Is that what you're saying? As always, he's the front man. Torpins doing all the legwork. He's designed this incredible new reject back.

Elton puts it on and goes, don't mind if I do. Put some some spangles. I'll catch you. Starring sunglasses. sit on and guys don't mind if I do put some spangles on the stretch. Stung glasses. You know, it starts off as a stage spectacle where like you know,

halfway through he's gig at the Hollywood bowl he thinks here we go. There's a general in the audience. Well that's where you say general admission isn't there? Yeah that's right, general admission's there. It's all, it's all tricks. Watching stuff. It takes off into space, singing,

yellow brick roads. Of course, what other songs? He's always light up. As does like, you know, other kind of shady operatives who think we want that as well. Suddenly, he's involved in this kind of strange arms race to get his jet pack. If you bring that little twisting at the midpoint of Rocketman. How this

isn't how it starts. This is our point, though. You invested in one. You know what? You just till dawn it. Yeah, just change on. Halfway through. No films just till dawn it yeah just change on her halfway through enough films dust till dawn it yeah, I just That hey that's another another argument. You've just won there I a hundred percent agree with that There's the excitement watching that film for the first time and being like what? What is happening doesn't vanilla sky sort of do it? Doesn't it start off? They all have rocketets. Doesn't it start off as a rom-com baby.

Ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding. Is that the biopic? Okay. Yeah. Okay, I'm a fan of that. Vanilla Sky, the vanilla rice biopic, yeah, yeah. Vanilla Rice, yeah. Vanilla Jackpag. Yeah.

It becomes Vanilla Sky. That's why he's into the sky. He shoots off into the sky. So basically what you're saying is any film should feature, whether or not they did in their life, any biopic should feature them building a jetpack. I mean, that obviously is a really good genre film, actually. Yeah, absolutely.

What was that one that Morgan Freeman played in Nelson Mandela? Well, it wouldn't be a long walk to freedom if... It wouldn't be a long walk to freedom, exactly. Yeah. Quick jaunt. Be a quick jaunt straight up into the sky. Is it journey by jetpack, please? And the stripes are jaunt. Can you jaunt in a jetpack?

Depends how rakeish the angle of your hat, I think, as you... If you pop the hat on the side of your head, and then shoot straight up into the guy, then yeah, fine. Johnny Cash, he doesn't walk the line. LAUGHTER It feels like as well, the theory of everything. It was just crying out for a jetpack scene. Surely.

Oh, yeah. If anyone could design a good jetpack, it'd be all the hawkies. Yeah, so rather than him sort of going, I'm going to write a book about the stars and the cosmos. Straight up there myself. I'm gonna fly straight up into a black hole. Where? What's that?

Sorry, he fly straight into a black hole. Yeah, you know, that was his thing, wouldn't he? Yeah, but I would get me to... He flew into a black hole. He could have shot moving, wouldn't he? Halfway through. He fires himself in a jetpack straight into a black hole Well, you got a for a dusted on it. Yeah, yeah, simply after he comes out the other side, but he's changed He's a vampire like black who oozing in his ears and we don't know and then suddenly

He's doing things at night As opposed to keeping an early bedtime like Stephen Hawking used to do. I don't know, I don't know, not for about his social habits actually, it was a night time. I know we had a wicked sense of humour, there's some great stories of Hawking's sense of humour. Have you ever heard those where he was doing, he was getting really to do an interview on TV and the lighting guy came in and unplugged a plug and plugged in light and he pretended to have a fit and got What? And the guy thought he'd unplugged Steven and he just got going Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I know this feels like I'm going back to something we've just made moves on from, but if the

biopic of Stephen Hawking was him getting in a jetpack and actually was in the stars, is there an argument to have trained to do the soundtrack and we could lead with drops of Jupiter because that song's great, but really mental, isn't it? Yeah, you know what he obviously, we all remember that Stephen Hawking was a big fan of soy lattes. He was obsessed with them. Yeah, and he's heard the best one is on Jupiter. If every biopic has to feature jetpack, I'm telling you, drops of Jupiter is going to have a lot of action in those biopics. Certainly if I'm directing them. Yeah, why? Why? Because it starts like now, she's back in the atmosphere with drop of Jupiter in her hair. Is that what you're?

Is that about, it doesn't, I mean, I've never quite got my head drawing that song, but in my head, I might be taking it a bit too literally, but I thought it was about his ex or his girlfriend has been on a trip to space. And then she comes back and he sings about it. Is it kind of like a song about that chat-up line? Did it hurt when you fell from the stars? Right, yeah, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Yeah, yeah. The stuff about Milky Way.

It is true. It's all about her in space, isn't it? It's getting into another relationship, isn't it? She's going into another relationship, and he perceives her to have changed, right? Is that right? Is that what's happened in the lyrics to drop to Jupiter?

Oh, she literally been to the moon. I don't think she has. That's what he's saying. So he's doing. I think what it could be about is, he started a relationship with a girl. She's gone on a gap year. She's come back and he's a bit worried

that she might have cheated on him. But he ties it up in a lovely little cosmic bow. That's my reading. What's yours, Cosby? I thought it was that she'd gone off and dated somebody else for a bit and then come back and he was like, oh, actually she's got, she's all these other things there. We were on a break.

Yeah, but like they're back together now, but he feels like he's fundamentally dating a different person. He feels like somebody has changed because she's been off on this, like trip around the stars, but it was actually... Maybe it wasn't even dating somebody else, maybe it was just going off and being free for a little bit and then coming back and he's like, honestly. Oh, I have a gap here. Could be a gap here, sure, sure. I don't think the word inter-railing

still on top of it or not. Ding ding, still on beaten, chuck it up a win. 12 for 12, 12 classic episodes. Paris dipped at her retirement to win another one. Has Beating. For what belief would you take a beating? Has Beating. Clarky, what's your reading of drops of Jupiter? Should we? Do you need to be reminded of the lyrics? Well now she's back in the atmosphere with drops of Jupiter. Do you need to be reminded of the lyrics? Well now she's back in the atmosphere of a drops of Jupiter in a hair. Sorry for the listener who hasn't got the video. Clarke is reading off his tattoo on his uh...

LAUGHTER Oh my god, that'd be really funny tattoo to get. It wouldn't, would it? If you think about it, sorry. Here's the thing, ironic tattoos. I'm losing very hard to hear. Very, very hard to hear. This is the race. This is the battle for bronze. You're probably lose to a loser. Motivational post that I'm not involved. All the bottom of the pile mate, remember that. Morning.

So anyway, I wanted to say the movie Rocket Man. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, I remember well. And well, two things, especially I was going to say, I recognise you two, secondly. Sure, I've seen you somewhere. But secondly, the movie The Rocket Man, it's basically, like you say, it's Bernie Torpin and it's Elton John and they spend the entire movie basically screaming at each

other. Well you wish. No. They build a jet pack of animosity which they fire at each other. Well, you wish. No. They build a jet pack of animosity, which they fire at each other all the way through. And then it ends with obviously shots of the real Elton jogs, it was approved by him. And it does that thing which a lot of movies do,

a lot of biopics do where it's got the cars that tell you what everyone's up to now. And it says, you know, Elton John and Bernie Torpin have been, you know, writing songs together for 60 years, they still haven't had an argument. And you're like, what? What film did I just watch? Have you just screaming at each other the entire time? Apparently, in Elton John's mind, that doesn't constitute an argument. Do you know that's a thing? That's a ding dong, a famous ding dong. It puts me in the mind of straight out of Compton, where the final scene is like, Dre going into a room and sugnites there with all the heavies

and they're almost reaching the finish. The round in the head, and Dre kind of stands up and kind of, it's him against like about eight guys and he kind of, just and kind of... It's him against like about eight guys and he kind of... Just, they'd like, he talks them down and like, kind of says, this is the way it's gonna go and he leaves with his head held high and all the guys are like, Oh, wow, Dre's just told us the way it's gonna go down

and then the first credit, the credit comes up produced by Dr Dre Yes, it is! I was like, punch the air, it was like a punch the air Yes. Yes, it is. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. and the three of us, right, we each get to make our own biopic of puppies. Let's see how the versions come out.

That'd be great. Oh my God. Yeah. That's what you want. Say, for example, I don't know, you could do it as a nice lazy thing. Say, for example, I don't know, the band train and you give them like, you have a Kickstarter and each one gets to make the story of... Have you, are you, are you train manager now or something?

Have you taken them on? A train manager. Are you their conductor? But like, you know, like, you know, you take A group, you give them all kickstart, you say go and tell us, give us your biopic, and then you look at the differences. I've got another idea for a truck of a movie about the band train.

It's you, Tom, and you go to a train concert. It's a live concert film, except that you've got one of those head mounted cameras on your face. Look at that, that's train. And that's trained before. Supertor! Yeah. I mean, yeah, drops of Jupiter.

But I, I, I learned. I mean, yeah. I, I, I, I'll, I'll defer to you as of course, because you never lost it after all. Yeah, yeah. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, Jupiter now, I think of it. Trax of Jupiter is a B site. Trax of Jupiter is their greatest hit, and it's just drops of Jupiter. Trax of Jupiter.

12 Trax of Jupiter. But yeah, it's just you like that Francis Borgwagai, with the head mounted camera, getting really excited at a train gate. It's getting really excited for every song and then be like, ah, it's not Chopps of Jupiter. Chopps of Jupiter. It's tracks of Jupiter.

Where were you, Paul? Yeah, and I think there is, like, there is definitely something in that, like a biopic each, right? And you go, tell the story of how you met. That would be like, in fact, I'd be interested, and then we put them together to make a feature film. I think that's a great idea.

But I mean, I think there've been the sort of unreliable narrator movies before, but I quite like the idea of, you know, if there were two or three people who, you know, who worked together and created something, again, it can't be us, but But someone like a character stepping in going it didn't happen like that would be quite a satisfying thing to watch right don't you think yeah? I think I just wonder

It might become a bit tiresome, you know If every other lion is well it didn't happen like that. But this is why Halfway Through Rocket, Rocket Pack. Yeah, yeah. Rocket, rocket jet, that. Rocket, rocket jet, that. I don't know.

Has a movie ever changed name halfway through? He is. That's what you want. That's what you want, is the movie stops and they go, right, this movie is over. You're now watching our movie, Rocket Rocket Jetpack. We've just told Dorn it. We've just told Dorn it, exactly.

Yes. In each, well no, the way you work is in each one of our versions are different. In my version, I'd be the one with the jetpack, wouldn't I? LAUGHTER So three men claim to have built a jetpack. And the twist at the one with the jet pack, wouldn't I? LAUGHTER So three men claim to have built a jet pack and the twist at the end, the M night shammalan twist at the end is that none of them have ever built a jet pack. I was an Elton John shoots past and gives the two fingers up.

Screaming at torpin. I'm not out of driver jet pack. LAUGHTER I'm not out of driver jet back. I've said it once before, but it bears a repeat. I'm generally not a fan of biopics. I kind of, I've increasingly, like, they just don't do it for me, but it feels like they keep getting made, right? Like, everyone's going to end up with a biopic at this rate. Like, it feels like they're bank,

like if you're pitching, if you're pitching, I'm not, I'm not gonna go back to train. I'm gonna see the theory rise. You will. You know, the thing is, you know the end of a biopic. It feels like, yeah, but it's not about the end, is it? It's about the middle. You want to know the middle. But you know quite a lot of the middle as well, don't you? I don't know. I'm trying to think of what the last biopic I saw. Maybe the Judy Garland one?

I didn't know any other, actually that's what you do is you pick a period in their life when people don't know a lot about, you know, like when Lauren and Hardy came to Britain or when, basically, did they ever come to Britain? Did you, Juney Garlin came to Britain? Lauren Hardy came to Britain, you make that movie. Right. Did they ever come to Britain to effectively die? So you're inventing a jet pack is coming to Britain to die, right?

That's another motivational post, isn't it? Why invent a jet pack when you come to Britain, right? That's another motivational post, isn't it? Why invent a jet pack when you can come to Britain and die? Um, yeah. Do you do this as well when you're reading biographies? Do you always, are you always tempted to skip the first kind of three? Yeah, Jack, yes. 300 pages, yeah. Oh my word.

Everyone's been a kid. I can't abide in a in a in an in an autobiography is when they talk about their grandparents getting together or their parents meeting. I'm sorry. You're the drummer in talking heads Move to fucking New York and start writing about it. You're just like a train Where you like tracks? train. You promised, you promised, Tom. Have you have you read pages of Jupiter? It's a real great book. It's a good read. Yeah, totally. And what that is is the sound of someone having to make a word deadline. Go, oh no, I've got to pad this out. And it's just heavy padding for the first three chapters. Real heavy padding.

It's, you know, I don't want to throw that book under the bus, the Chris Franz autobiography, because it does get good as soon as, as soon as my brain comes into it. Well, he's the jet pack, yeah. He's a jet pack who is clearly brilliant, but hates the rest of the band. You know, and that's when it becomes exciting.

I do love the phrase he's a jet pack, or someone's a jet pack. That guy's an absolute jet pack. Keep your eyes on her, she's a jet pack. In fact, that's a tattoo, just a tattoo of a jet pack on your back. Clarkie. Clarkie, we've got to save you from yourself mate.

It'll look like a rocket landing on your ass with you, Clark. If you're going to crack it, if you're going to crack it. I'm going to disguise my ass so it might as well, but it's not make it look like a jet pack. Nobody wants to see a jet pack with Elton John on it firing out of Clarkie's ainess. Don't they? Well, I don't. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait for Tom to argue with me and it turns out everybody wants to see. I just wait for who Tom's, who's side Tom's gonna jump in that. I know, I know it went to not back. It losing going, but it's based on what it is. We both losing, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on. Neither side came out of that world. So, he's basically, that's why I'm like, he's losing, go on, take my record, go on, take my record. Neither side came out of that world.

So, when you say, that person's jetpack, though, so if we're gonna say, watch out for her, she's a jetpack, what are you saying about that person that they're not gonna stick around, so they're gonna be off? I think it's like they're the key component. That's what I saw it as, or like they're like the star. Is a jetpack a key component?

And it just picks up to what I'm just wondering, yeah. If it's on a mission to fly a jetpack, then I suppose it is. I mean, in the rocketeer, it's Charlie. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't say the rocketeer is really the sort of the benchmark by which all things should be measured. Tom?

It's pretty amazing. There aren't more jetpack films, actually, and it's the rocketeer did pretty well, but. Tom, it's pretty amazing. There aren't more jetpack films actually. I'm like, the rocker tier did pretty well, but it feels like it's the only jetpack film. Like, where's the updated jetpack film, gentlemen? Where's this jetpack, where's the Gen Z jetpack movie? Mate, that's a good start bad title. I've heard worse.

Ha ha ha. The Gen Z jetpack type moving. It's a soundtrack by train. What I was going to say, I started reading the Chris Frantz book as well. Yeah. It's slightly struggled with it because he spends so much of it like telling us how attractive his wife is. Oh yeah, yeah.

The headlines of it are, my wife is incredibly beautiful and everybody fancies her. Yeah. These are the foods I ate on certain days. Okay, these stories about being... I'm not the type of book. I'm not, I'm not the type of book. I'm still in the book.

I'm in the book. You're setting out your stall. But he talks about being inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame. And which is a huge moment. And then it spent ages on the meal they ate. And then eventually like the last line is, oh, and we were sworn in by Eddie Vedder. And he's like, oh, you're not going to tell us about anything about it.

I want it was like getting the band together, playing together for the, you know, you're just going to tell us about that, you know, that the pot roast you ate. My wife was really fit that night. Everyone was ironing up and then, oh my word, the prawns. Even the prawns had their eyes on them. Her eyes were on stalks. Do you think we're far off a podcast hall of fame? What do you mean? I mean, us personally. We should be in a podcast hall of fame, is that what you're saying?

I didn't want to say it, but Venus, yeah. Well, I don't think we're far off the big coming one. I think they'll be, I think someone will stick it out there. Let's go. Podcast hall of fame. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. As in, okay. All I'm saying is, maybe if we want to be involved in the conversation, we should be the ones starting the conversation. Right. Listen, if the first ever rock and roll Hall of Fame was started by Bill Haley, and he he was like and by the way, I'm the first person who's going to be initiated. Basically, it's just Bill Haley organising

a Bill Haley gig. Is that what you want to do? So hang on, hang on, hang on. The next live, the next live flat slam recording is going to be also going to be an initiation ever. Oh, I didn't podcast into the podcast Hall of Fame. We're subtler than Bill Haley, right? We go, we go for the fifth year. You're playing the long game, aren't you? I see it. It starts off as this noble... We've got to do this for another five years.

We've been going for 11 years already. I've not got 16 in me. I'm coasting on fumes now, Parry. You can hear. Yeah, but that's why we need to try and get this over the line early. Like what we do. This is why you need to know how can this is your jetpack mate? We set up a podcast hall of fame. Okay. We say for the love of podcasting, for the history of podcasting, for all those that have been doing it for 11 years. And then we say for all those

people who've been podcasting for over, I don't know, 10 years or so. And then we say for all those people who've been podcasting for over I don't know what 10 years or so and then we you know we chuck it a few people's ways for the first couple of years and suddenly everyone's thinking ah these guys are a steeped in podcast law they're in it they're around it they're cornerstones and then you know by the third year there's a there'll be some kind of clamor you guys you guys have got be in it, and then it's like, oh, we'll refuse at first. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tonk, can I ask you, can I ask you, because if you want me to buy you a medal, I'll buy you a medal. If you'd like, I mean, Clark, he's already getting a tattoo for this podcast. Other medal. I'm gonna be a medal on my front, jetpack on my back. I'm going to put it on my arm.

I'm going to arrange a fight. That would be a great tattoo. No, lucky no. I'm just blown away by the fact that Bill Bailey's in the rock and roll hall of fame. Is that for you strictly come dancing over to Jesus Christ? Oh no. Oh boy. Oh dear, listen. Do you want to be? Do you strictly come dancing? Jesus Christ! Oh no! Oh boy!

Dear listen, do you want to be inducted into the podcast Hall of Fame? Is this the kind of crap you're going to be giving us? But like, people fucking love a Hall of Fame. Like less so in this country but like around the world. But it's good, yeah, it's because we're not very good at motivational chatter here. Oh, maybe we should start a haul of shame then. Or a haul of shame. A haul of a decent haul.

What if it was like a decent house or something like that? It's like, these people are quite good. You're all right. You're all right. The Papi's decent house of fine. Oh, I've heard about one of our titles, don't I? Pappy's decent house of fine, yeah, and every year, if you think someone who thinks doing a, an alright job.

LAUGHTER This I like. Who's going to shout to the fucking ceremony? Why don't I like that? You've, you've, You've been nominated for a Pappy's decent house of fine. Well, that was alright. That was just absolutely six out of 10, mate.

Don't worry about that. It's steady, it's steady as she goes. What you guys do. And we're in the ballpark. I think there's room for that. There's room for awards that don't celebrate the spectacular or the, you know, just like the steadiest you go. It's true, you can be consistent with it. They do like Oscars and Razzies, there's kind of the opposite, you know, the end of the scale

are catered for, but what about that middle? That totally fine, that totally fine middle, let's be honest, this is more appropriate for us. Your performance was totally fine in that film about jet packs. I can't believe this is where we've come to. We've created an award that we couldn't win. And so we had to amend the award until we could win it. And now that was OK. It's just a thumb on its side. It's just a thumb on its side. Yeah. Sure.

It's the shrug. Some people go for it. Others not so much. This is not for it, others not so much. This is not a great, yeah, go on. I was still back at ourselves for this Hall of Fame plan. I think, I think, admittedly, I think our best route into the Hall of Fame is by creating it. And maybe we have a suggestive kind of,

there's space for like three, there's one of the tanks has got room for three busts in it or something like that. Like, they have like, you know, or like there's three plints, kind of just a couple of plints. I can't wait to say. You know, there's that,

but sure there's room for three busts there. But, you know, I just feel like, I'm like, I'm not gonna lie I do think there is a podcast hall of fame incoming. I would not be I bet and we're either we've either got to be on that wave or Left behind So you okay you want to do a podcast. Okay, right so so this is This is the ceremony and what's what are the awards within the ceremony for podcast hall of fame?

Because we could, it's just one. There are awards you're just inducted into it. That's the way hall of fame work. They're like, people get nominated every year. Now, this is gonna sound very stupid, but is there actually like a haul? Better believe it, baby. And do people kind of like, how's it?

Is there a physical representation of a hall of fame or is it just like said? And they've got busts in it. Really? Yeah. That's the vibe. So you're talking about busts of like the performers or the sports people's heads Is that what is that how it works?

So like if for example the Eagles get inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame They get all of them, haven't they? Which of course sure, yeah They get all of the members of the, they've got busts of all of the members of the Eagles And they put them in a hallway And actually is a real hall of fame that you can go, you can walk along. Yeah, this, yeah. Well, I've got to ask, I've got to ask the question, what's longer, the hall of fame or

the Bayer tapestry? I've got to ask the, it's a question dying to be asked. So the rock and roll hall of fame in Cleveland. That's right, yeah. Now, the busts, definitely the American football Hall of Fame, all the quarterbacks get busts. So your bust gets put in the Hall of Fame and visitors can walk along and see them. Now, I don't know about the rocker or whole of fame,

but I know there's definitely like a physical representation. I imagine you get like a little, you know, you get a section, but I know, you get a section. But I mean, I'd push for busts. It feels a little bit more physical than a picture, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also I think with podcasters, it's a little easier, because there's normally, you know, you don't normally have,

like there's no polyphonic spree of podcasting, you know, there's no unwieldingly large, you know, a number of people. Polyphonic spree aren't getting into the rock and roll all the time. Because if they are, then we're describing the barrel territory. Did you not hear the last, yeah, the last three inductees into the rock and roll all the famous polyphonic spree, so solid crew and blazing squads.

That stage was crowding as fuck man, you wouldn't believe it. Honestly, the pub, when they went to the smelter, the game makes all the busts. He had an absolute heart attack. He said, what all by next week? Bloody hell. I should never agree to flat fee. You really should have smelt her. And you know what, he wasn't a big fart. He was wearing a jetpack and he shot up. Out of his mungury, straight out the ceiling and he was like, see it laid a fuckers and it turned out,

he wasn't a smelt, it was Elton John. That was the end of the film. Yeah, yeah. No one expected it. LAUGHTER John, we're to finish with a quick Google search of our train in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I tell you what, I can save you the Google search.

I, I, they're not, are they? They're not going to be. This have been amazing. An amazing argument of Tom to lose. Let's, it's this going to be his first. Our train in the rock and roll Hall of Fame. Let's find out. Pat Mollahan, Alicia Keys for our Williams added to the rock Hall of Fame ceremony. Wait.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No! Oh, Harry, you hate to see it. Harry loses his first argument, dude. Yes, he's very love it. By the Frugland. Another Bay Area rock band, Pat Monahan. Oh, he's in such a...

So trained in our game. He's on the long run! He's in it! He's in it! We are so trained in our game. He's on the long day. He's in it. He's in it. We are the train of podcasting. That's right. Monter hands up to our tricks. He's choice.

He's helping journey in. Off you go, journey. Have a good time. But he's in the, he's putting himself on that stage. I love it. So when we're handing a bust of Joanna McNeil'sal's head to the, my therapist ghosted me team. We're going, oh yeah. Sure. We're on the stage today, but we're going to be in your, we're going to be behind the podium.

Pretty pretty. Yeah. We'll do what I just like. We go to give it and like, oh, could keep it. Take it, take it like a, yeah, yeah, steady, steady, we go to give it and like go, oh, who could keep it? Take it like it, yeah. Yeah, at least, they're these, no, don't give it away. So it would be quite, it would be quite, it would be quite odd, Tom. It's one written around your house and said, oh, Tom, didn't know you're such a big fan of your

unmechanality that you've got a bust of a head on your mental piece. It's a good part. Put the ceremony. I'm going to put it all. I'm going to put it all. She can make the ceremony because I stopped. For one beautiful moment then, when that Google search came up, I really thought,

trying to bring this shame, bringing all of them. Oh boy, we've just got to wait it out. They've already been on the stage. Here's the news guys, they're not eligible to be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame until 2024. Okay, so you know what, as soon as they're eligible, we put our names forward for the podcasting Hall of Fame and imagine the double win that'll be. Train into the Rock and Roll, papis into the podcast, we all get jet packs good night. I love it.

Clark, you get to tattoo. Clark, you get to tattoo. To be very confusing tattoo of all of those events unfolding. But what's longer? That or the Bay of Teppistry? How's meeting? What's the worst thing you've considered eating? How's meeting? There we go.

That was our house meeting. Lots to chew on, I think. Lots to ponder in that one. By that, I mean, I can't quite remember what we talked about. Well, if I tell you, Perry, that you were really into drops of Jupiter. You spent a lot of time talking about the band's train and the fact you've never lost an argument. If one listener did, goes away and listens to drops of Jupiter just once then my work here is done. Is that where you're on commission are you?

Well I'm just spreading a bit of love for an important piece of work. Just bread and some drops. Guys if you want to support the podcast get yourself over to Patreon where for just four pounds a month you get a whole load of bonus content we put out an extra episode a week. We stick out bonus footage of our flatslams. You get priority in our thoughts and also when you're buying tickets for our live gigs. Let's loads of perks to being in the Patreon.

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That's bad. Take your time, don't look back. Don't look back, please take your time. Slow it down, slow it down. Because you want to get the jobs done That's what I said to Liam Robertson Let's turn another page it's half eight Keep it going don't look back everybody feel like you're watching the band followers

But do you feel like you're watching the band followers? You put Jeff Moll, oh no, please don't panic everyone. Oh, okay everybody, slow it down, speed it up again. And we'll whip out your pooper scuba, because of course it's Joe Cooper. Oh, guys, please speed it up and slow it down, simultaneously. Let's have a lovely time in Narnia, oh dear, it's Victoria.

It's on Earth, he's coming up off. Slow it down, but speed in a boom, done a speedball. Please, that's the shit. That's the shit, my knees are a quiver. Oh, take me to the hospital, Martyn Weaver. I'm afraid after that speedball,'re gonna spend some time in the hospital I mean you're gonna be there for quite a while and that's the diagnosis of your doctor N style Don't worry why you there. They'll put you on lots of painkillers and another speedball You'll have lots of that's fun. Don't worry Colin Morris

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