Pappy's Flatshare - House Meeting (Going Eggs for Tree Eggs) S10E6

Episode Date: February 11, 2020

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AKest.com Greetings, listener dear! We're back into your ear canal, we come. I'm Tom. I'm Matthew, and I'm Ben. And welcome to an episode of House Meeting. When you picture us in your ear canal, do you picture us on a boat sailing along the ear canal?

Oh no. No, I just picture, you know what I picture? I was asking the listener. Oh, okay. Because each listener's gonna be picturing a different thing, right? That's true. But then now I bring the question to you.

Thank you. How do you picture us travelling down the list as Eurkinau? I picture us kind of like... ...spillunking down the Eurkinau. What's up to our... ...wading? ...wading on our... Like in films where we're going to go through sewers.

Yeah, like crawling through all... Sure, shank! Possibly a little bit like... Yeah, I mean, not necessarily a sewer, but more like, like, in a pot-halling. Some of these listeners, some of these listeners there, account for absolute sewers. Well, they are, I think,

the things that they've heard. How do you picture it, Clark? I just like a three stood round. Stood. Just stood there. Did you know? So, what is the solid ground? Yeah, but like, as they were like stood in an empty pool

or like a half pipe. Oh, heaven is a half pipe. Well, that's it. And your egg now, his egg. He's heaven for us. It is heaven to us. And you're up for a real treat, I think. Yeah, why not commit to it?

I think you might need to work slightly on how you sell these podcasts. Right, okay, yeah. But that was still, it was pretty good effort. Today is a house meeting. Today is a house meeting. We had a very fun chat. But before all of that, let's just do a little bit of housekeeping.

Housekeeping before the house meeting? Absolutely right. We've got another flat-shell slam down. What? They keep coming? They keep coming. We've got one, a live one you can come along to. The live recordings, they get, we're doing loads at the moment and they're really fun.

We're always having a nice time. We always have a nice time and there's more people coming for the first time as well, which is always really nice. Yeah, when we start the show by saying give us a cheer if you've never been to a live recording before, that cheers massive. Yeah, it's great. You know, there's still obviously, there's the people who show up every single time and we love them very much, but there are loads of brand new people which is good, Clark, what are you

texting there? I'm sorry, I was just looking up the thing for the end of the day. Oh yeah, well, we've got some fact-checking coming along. As always. Absolutely, so stay tuned for that. Very exciting. Also, we've got this live show record. Oh yeah.

The live fact-checking live. Yeah, it's good, no, we're gonna do a flash a slam that it's It's it's on the 10th of March anyway, that's very great a great date It's at the Phoenix lovely home of the flat slam home of the flat slam. It's in Cavendish Square It's a lovely pub downstairs and the guests are fantastic Matt Lucas and Jenny beat I've heard of them I've heard of both time I'made. I've heard of them. I've heard of both. I'm one telling you I've heard of them.

And I think they're going to be very good. So yeah, so that should be fun. If you want to get your tickets, you can go to tickettext.co.uk. That's tickettext.co.uk. Tickettext. Tickettext. Tickettext.co.uk.

Although I think there's probably an advert on our Twitter and our stick and advert on the Facebook as well, but you know, it should be, it should be easy to find. What's that? You'll be in the show notes. It will be in the show notes. There are show notes. But you say Emma tells us it will be in the show notes. There are no notes like show notes. Like no notes I know. Um, where do we, where do they find the show notes in just like if they, that's what it is, yeah, the description of the episodes.

Yeah, I'll take it. You should have. You should have. Because you've not heard this podcast. Next thing you'll be telling me we've got a Patreon. Oh, you're going to be impressed by this. We actually do have a Patreon. Get out of town. And you know where you can find the Patreon? Where?

In the show notes. What? The Patreon, we put it in the show notes. Hey! The Paisy Day! If you go to patreon.com, forward slash Pappy's flat share, you can join the Patreon and everybody who donates Five dollars or above gets show notes. Get show notes a plenty

Attached to a bonus episode. Oh, yeah, there's a bonus episode. It's a bonus. It has show notes Well, it's not just one bonus episode. There's a new bonus episode every single Thursday Pretty good. Do you know what I'd be good as what would you be good at a hype man? Yeah, no,. Do you know what I'd be good at? What would you be good at? A hype man. No, no, no. You know, like, in someone who doesn't know when to think it is constantly surprised by any bit of emotions. You know, like, when there's a con man, there's a con man, and then like he has his mark in

the crowd, you guys. Right, I'm going to leave this. I want to go. I want to be really good at that. That's a dumb hit. And John was picturing my head, that chase, you know, like the chase, the eight, the later, the contract. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was like, I was just like, I was thinking, like a guy is like trying to con them into her, a bus journey or something. I want a girl. Conning out with who's calling people into a bus journey. I've been on some journeys. You know how I'm always late. You get gone doctor of bus, did you? 50 pound bus journey.

It's a 50 quid if you have to travel in the boot. Sounds good to me. So also as well, we're sending out some of the rewards to our patrons. Now, if you are in the the the hallowed tier of $25 and above the copper bottom winners, your t-shirts Tom promises me, should be out soon. Now Tom, can we just talk about this? Yes. So you put out a message, a frantic all-in-caps message on our Patreon. I'm doing admin

First of you you also called it admin strong as well You honest up front. I'm not counting anyone into a bus journey. Put it out like true. You You called it t-shirt admin strong calm and You load and you asked people to send you said can you please send you t-shirt size please That's right saving on can you please send you t-shirt size please can you send please you t-shirt size please I mean at least you said please And and no one really knows no one knows what to do now. So we've had a few questions.

You don't know. Why don't we raise up doing it? But someone said not sure how to send a message. I've been in the comments on this post. And someone said, I said you guys details over email. So people said it on the comments. Right. People said that via email, some people even

sent them into the messages on the page. So they were in three different locations. OK, three of these. I have four things now. Two of them. OK. And also, the messages on the Patreon. So they were in three different occasions. I can't really tell. I can't really tell. I can't tell. I can't tell. And also, all caps down the window. Also, a friend of the show Sarah Simpson has asked,

what are the options as well? Because she didn't put down the options. Do you send... Can you please send you T-shirt size please? Can you please send you T-shirt size please? Can you please send you T-shirt size please? Can you please send you T-shirts? I said please. Can you please send you T-shirts? Why is please?

I got an email at two in the morning, by the way. I got an email at two in the morning saying somebody has attempted to log into your Patreon. And I was a bit worried, I thought, oh no, we've been hacked. I thought, no, I know what this is going to be. And then, love and behold, I checked the Patreon this morning.

And can you please send you T-shirts? I said please. Morningcaps, and can you please send your t-shirt, please? Morning caps. Teach her it as one word. I know this. I don't see what's confusing about that. Can you please send your t-shirt, please? What's disturbing about all of this?

Because if I were in charge of this, it'd be even worse. OK, so, to clear things up, please reply in caps lock. And please send eutician-sized please. Hope that clears things up. And the t-shirts will move with you by November. Oh boy. Well, can you please enjoy this episode please? And do join the Patreon if you want to and follow us on Twitter and Facebook all those kind of places

But first let's enjoy this house meeting I've had a thought I've got an issue. I've got a question. I want to ask you. I want to talk. I want a chat Okay, let's sit down and chew the flat What temperature should we set the heat? Has beaten, beaten, beaten. Why on earth am I always waiting? Has beaten, beaten, beaten. Who went my bed while I was sleeping?

Has beaten, beaten, beaten. What's the point? Does life have a meaning? Has beaten. Mm. Mm. Mm. Did that help? No, I've got real gruff.

I can tell you've got real froggy, you're throwing it. I know. I've got a real gruff. I'm up against it. Do I want to throw it sweet? No, I'm right, thank you. So is this due to booze? Late night, shenanigans on Saturday night.

Yeah, yeah, it's very fun. Here's what I'm experiencing this week though. I've had to order. late night shenanigans on Saturday night. Yeah, yeah, it's very fun. Here's what I'm experiencing this week though. I've had to order one of the most kind of demeaning items. I've had to order a chin strap to wear a knife in an attempt to stop me from snoring. A chin strap. A chin strap.

Have you tried the nose tape? I've got nose tape. That's not working. I've had a week of nose tape. Yeah. And now I'm going to try nose tape chin strap. No, that's not safe. And chin strap.

Nose tape chin strap. Where am I? I'm black. So wait, so let's get, it's right. You've got, is the idea that it is, because your mouth hangs open. Well, that's one of the theories. And you start snoring.

And so you're opening up the nasal cavity, but with the strap, with the thing as the way they're called. There's a fundamental problem with snoring, which is it's involuntary. Yeah. Now I know, there are obviously extenuating factors, which is like if you drink too much, you smoke, you drink, or you're a bit fat. So I do realise that lifestyle does affect snoring. Sure, so you are kind of sublime, but also it's not something you're doing on purpose. But it inflicts maximum frustration on your partner.

Yes, damn it. Can I ask a question about your partner in this instance? Of course. Has she gone for earplugs? Yes. They already got her for earplugs. So, is she gone for the ear strap? It's like, do either of you snore?

I do snore, yeah. But, do I snore? Yeah, but it's time. Mainly when I've had something to drink. Yes, yeah. But it's hard, isn't it? You wake up and you've caused disruption to your partner, but it's been completely involuntary, but you're kind of to blame.

Oh, yeah, you're absolutely to blame. And you haven't been doing on purpose, so you feel very defensive about it. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, particularly if you get woken up during, there's a real, ah, there's a real moment.

Yeah, because it's like never annoyed with you. You're suddenly annoyed with them, but it's like waking up into halfway through an argument. There you go. That's what it feels like. So you suddenly like everyone's like waking up into halfway through an argument. There you go. That's what it feels like So you suddenly let everyone's annoyed yeah, and the second ago you were just dreaming I've never I've never been woken up what I've been snoring. Oh really either because either Charlie can't wake me up I'm assuming all that actually she finds my snoring quite adorable

You love everything kids the last I'm happy I'm happy with either of those. You won't be at once when I'm snoring. Yeah, I do remember that. Was that? We were at a friend's house, a producer's house, and I was sleeping on a single air bed. Oh man, Strange night. You came over and kicked the air bed. It's a historic, historic hierarchy. I was like, oh sorry.

Yeah, I kicked the air bed. Well, I think that the way to do it normally is just to change someone's position, isn't it? If you can change their position. But which apparently is impossible with me. Yeah, it's not easy. Once you get into your position, you lock in. You lock in.

I don't know the dialogue with Dog. You're surprising you're still in that position. You think you're always being honest. It's a story that if you're woken up too suddenly, you might die from a heart attack or something like that. That was the thing of sleepwalking. It's a sleepwalking myth that if you wake someone up, that you shouldn't wake someone up when they're sleepwalking.

But actually, it's totally fine, too. Or are you gone? No, it's because I was going to say, why would you have a heart attack if you were? Because everyone wakes up. Yeah, well, I think he's just one of those things at some... Or you dreamt so violently that you had a heart attack. For the story of a guy you dreamt you fell off a cliff and woke up dead or some shit. Well, no, I was like, oh, you dreamt so violently that you had a heart. You dreamt of a guy you dreamt you fell off a cliff or woke up dead or some shit.

Well, no, I'm going to say, dumb. I'm back on this story. I'm back on this story. No, it's boring. But think about it, right? That sound like the kind of thing kids would say. Yeah, but think about the, right, how do I know what you're dreaming of if you woke up dead?

I don't know, maybe I'd time to get some words out. I dreamt I fell off a cliff, tell your friends. I swear it was a story. Unless he woke up on the edge of a cliff and probably fell off it. Do you think anyone's ever like fall off a cliff and fall asleep halfway through? I'm the way down, I'm the way down. I'm the same, Wily Coyote, do it. I had a weird thing the other day. I don't know if I was honest way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that.

I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that.

I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that.

I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that. I'm the way that ring. No, he said, I'm going to give it back to you at the altar. So you need to give it me now. And I was really struggling to get my ring off. And I was driving my car. And I remember that was my dream last night, like, broke my dream. And I was like, bloody hell, that was my dream. And as I did it, I absolutely went to film a wedding ring and my wedding ring wasn't there.

And I was just like, Oh, man, the priest got it. I was like, Oh, man, I know, with my wedding ring. So I called my wife in a panic and she went to the bed and it was in the bed. So in my sleep, I'd take my wedding ring off and just left it in the bed. Wow. Really freaked me out. But a sort of evil priest had got it.

Oh, you're, you're not priest? Not necessarily. Do you think, like, it's very Freddy Krueger? Isn't it? So I've never seen Freddy Krueger films. Oh, treat yourself, bud. They're good films. But he's a priest who steals weddings.

It's all about you. Yeah, yeah. So the idea is that he haunts young people in their dreams. And if he kills you in your dream, he kills you in real life. Oh, that's good. Yeah, it's good, isn't it? It's good, can't see. Can you fly in your dreams and shit out there?

Some people manage to kind of batlim in various ways, but... So is the battle to stay awake? Yeah. Yeah, either to stay awake or to escape him in the dream and then wake up. Yeah. Isn't it? I don't want to go down the myth of, I don't want to repeat another playground story. Yeah, we like.

Yeah. If you stay awake for three days, do you die? What is that? I think you just fall asleep. Yeah. I mean, it's not good for you. You can kill you, right?

Like I say. I don't know if, I think, lack of sleep is the thing that's gonna kill you, but I think you can go, you can kind of go mad by it. It's not good for your brain and body. Or if you're suffering from exhaustion, though, presumably that's because you can die from exhaustion, can't you?

Like people who get overworked in prison camps die of exhaustion, but then that's physical. That's true, that is not just lack of sleep. I think I've got it. I've got the perfect story. You've got a good story. You don't work hard, no, it's okay. I think the official line is,

if you stay awake for three days, this is it, no. I think the official line is, if you stay awake for three days, this is it, guys. This is official. Okay, guys, very, very quickly, before we carry on, we want to stress that this is the official line. The official line, this is naturally, tell everyone in the playground. If you stay awake for three days and then fall asleep, your dream of falling off a cliff and having a heart attack. Oh, wow, that's really...

You're so tired that your dream is so real that you're... Then you have a heart attack. You have a heart attack. Yeah. I think we could get... Should we try and get some new playground stories going? I'm not thinking this as well, but it's so difficult now with googling. Yeah, but what if one of them is, if you Google something,

okay, this is good. You die. You'll die. No, well, you'll fall off a cliff. Because you look at it, you phone. If you Google, if you Google image search, cliff faces, you will fall off one. You will see cliff-riched face.

I did it. Yeah, gone. I just wonder if you do Google cliffiffface, does Cliffritchards face come up? Find out. Do it right now. Here we go. Well, let's first have a, let's, this is how we play. Okay. Here we go.

How far down is Cliffritchards face when you Google Cliffface? Halfway down the thick cliff. Okay. So. I'm going to say. What number do you think if I type, if I was a second page? Oh, That's a hold on that's very general The second page on on good. Oh, he doesn't have a it doesn't go to pages anymore. Just sort of keeps going

So give me give me a give me a number 25 Clarkie higher or lower. We're gonna go lower 25, Clarky, higher or lower? We're gonna go lower. Inter-Sante! 13. This is how we play Crossbow. Are you looking?

Yeah, I've been scrolling for ages. There's been no Cliffridge's face. Oh, no! Sorry guys. Sorry. Sorry. I've scrolled all the way to the bottom to the bottom where it says show more results,

but there are no people in this Is there a gap between the words cliff and face? Yes, there's a gap between the words cliff and face. Would you, would you like me to remove the gap because that I think that's gonna confused You think even more. No, yeah cliff face Do you know what, Pary? I think your your second impulse was right with this not to have said this It's having subtitles on a foreign film cheek. I'm meeting. I tell you now, if you type in Cliff and Richard face,

then every picture is a picture of Cliff Richard face. OK, well, that's clear that up. LAUGHTER So that's good to know. I saw Cliff Richard. I've told you about this before, haven't I? In concert. I saw Cliff Richard in concert, yeah. I wanted to go and see Morrissey, sadly now cancelled.

And that's exactly what Morrissey did. Cliff Richard replaced Morris. Yeah, no, Cliff Richard was the support act. Right. And Morrissey was, because Cliff Richard's not famous in, oh, well, firstly, it was a gig in Brooklyn. I was going to take my wife for a 30th birthday. Yes. So we're going to take, you know, go on holiday to Brooklyn

and we were going to go and watch Morrissey. Cliff Richard was the support act. Morrissey cancelled due to ill health. Obviously, it'd been mental health. But he cancelled and Cliff Richard said, I'm still going to do the gig in a slightly smaller venue because he's not very famous in. And so we went along and saw Cliff Richard. How was it? It was, okay, we didn't say to the end. It was sort of fine. He performs along to, because it wasn't the show he was gonna do, which was like he does his sort of rock and roll,

like a tribute to rock and roll type show. It wasn't that show. Medley's a go-go. Medley's a go-go. But it was quite like, he has a guy playing a sort of, one of those organs that goes like, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, t goes like, you know, sort of, like, you know, like the sort of thing you'd see, like a, a walk, a work in men's club, a bit like that, yeah,

but like just playing, so he's playing like, a keyboard playing like that, that was basically the only instrument to playing the songs. So he's like watching someone performing in a pub and a cliffs there dancing, and he's got a backing singer, he has to stay like way back at the stage, way back at the stage right right far in fact when she

sung her solo she wasn't allowed to come to the front stage Cliffs just sat there on a chair at the front of the stage she's actually back at the stage she's got a restraining order he's still employees were falling out there was an assault she hit cliff and now he's got a restraining order on his own backing singer. Yeah. 20 metres from Stardom. LAUGHTER So it's a bit like with Wimbledon,

when it rained and there was no tennis, Cliff performed. Yeah. Is that Cliff's new niche? That's basically what he does. He only performs when things get postponed. Absolutely, yeah, yeah. So if there's a delayed train or something like that, he'll show up on the platform, he'll be there,

and he'll sing you a little bit. Congratulations. It doesn't seem very app-proposing, really, considering. But yeah, and then every four songs he would have a, his manager come out and interview him, and do like a kind of cue. So you've got to fill the time a little bit. You've got to fill the time, and also he's've got to fill the time and also he's like,

he's 80. Was it questions from the audience? No, it's questions from the manager. Okay. Where do you want to stay when we go to the end of the day? Yeah, do you want to stay in the B and B? Yeah. Because you know, that all comes out at the top end.

So is this a good enough room to start a playground room that every time something gets canceled for each of the businessings or something? I think any play, if you're wanting to appeal a good enough room to start a playground room that every time something gets cancelled, Cliff Richard appears in a single song. I think any, if you're wanting to appeal to the sort of playground age group, I don't think any room with Cliff Richard in it is a good idea, you know? First, they're not gonna know who he is.

That's true. Secondly, well, I won't say second, because I want to be arrested. How about this though? I think I've got it. What? It's about dreams. So if you have a dream about Cliff Richard, it means that something coming up in your

life is about to be cancelled. I still think the cliff-richet is a bum steer here because why, like, right, my niece, for example, she's seven. Yeah. I don't think she's going to know who cliff-richet is. No. And that's the target age you're going for, isn't it? Yes, that's right.

If you were a promise called teacher, when you do this all the time for fun, start like weird factual playground stories that can spread. I think that's the truth. That's sort of against the rules of what a teacher does, which is an actual knowledge. As a parent though, as a parent you can do it, can't you? Yeah, as a parent.

You can send your kid in. Like you probably get away with it. It's a dental lady as well. Yeah, the only thing is, I guess the best people for these rumors are older brothers and cousins. Yeah, that's it. I think sisters, older spouses,

that's where you really will think power. Siblings. Exactly, where there's no spouses, yeah. Siblings not spouses. Yeah, no, if you're, yeah, let's not go down that route. But not the spouses of your children. No, no, no, no, the siblings. But I think parents and teachers have a duty of care.

Right, right? They've got a duty of care. They, whereas older siblings have a misduty of care. Exactly, yeah. Is their job to kind of, it's their job to tell you the truth about Santa Claus. Yeah. It's their job to... Let you have a drag on a cigar.

A cigar play their first punk record, you know. Or that kind of stuff. What? Who? Well, did your older sister smoke cigars and listen to punk rock records? I wish she did. It was much cooler than I had a turnal. Take that, new kids on the block. Yeah.

That's not the sort of introduction to music. No. I mean, all wonderful bands. A turnal in their prime. Oh, what a band, I'm getting that out of it. Forget about it. New kids on the block in their prime. Strong, actually.

Strong, hanging tough. What a song. Bloody love hanging tough. Just hanging tough stand up must I don't know let's cook can we have can we drop it? We have five seconds of hanging tough Can you say get to me because I don't know what you know this is our favorite game We're gonna drop in hanging tough and then you get to review it. Yeah, listen to it Okay, so here is new Kids on the block, hangin' tough. I'm gonna put you in the chairs with that funky song.

But you gotta be stangin' tough. Stangin' tough. Stangin' tough. Stangin' tough. Stangin' tough. Stangin' tough. We're up. We're up.

We're up. We're up. We're up. We're up. We're up. Well, I tell you what, it wasn't at all tough hanging with that song. Not bad at all. This is one of my favourite games.

It's not a bad feature. I liked singing. I liked the musicality. Lovely. It really took me back to a time when I knew what that song was. Did you like Nukis on the, when you were a youngster? I think they were particularly on my radar, but I'm sure I'm sure I'd record that.

You had a radar when you were a kid. Yeah, they're right. My ears. So you could pick up the sort of locality of boy bands. Absolutely. You could just get your ears out, and you'd be like, hang on a sec, brother, be on the nearby. Oh, boy. brother, beyond a nearby.

It's a noise at my dear radar spend. It's good. Do you know it? It is good. Do you know what, though? It's going to be problematic if your dear radar's making noise, right? It's going to get in the way of them listening to the things that they're going to listen to. Perry, I'm going to blow your mind.

His mouth made that noise. Wow! Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to get in the way of them listening to the things that they're supposed to listen to. Harry, I'm going to blow your mind. His mouth made that noise. Wow! Yeah, yeah. It's close to his ears. Oh, yeah. Too close for comfort. Little too close for comforts. Little too close for comforts. You don't want to smell those ears, either.

Oh, why? Do we use... Come and tell you a thing. You spoke with your nose, Paris. It's probably those. So, no, no. They listen to the top. What do we use smell like, I mean? Like. What do we smell like? I mean, like... What do you smell like?

Yeah. I've seen they smell a wax, right? Don't they? For what does that smell like? Wax. Yeah, it smells a wax. Candle wax. No.

Ear wax. What's the ear wax smell of? Well, it's kind of like... Smiles of ear wax. First the, you know, kind of... Maybe we're not designed to ever know. That's why you don't really know. But we do know, we can smell it.

You can smell it. You can smell all you know. But also, what do you want to compare us into another thing that also smells like ear wax? Yeah, like putting a ballpark. I'd say what? But wait, wait, what is fresh bread smell like? Fresh bread, very good.

See, here we go. Because it smells like fresh bread. You can't compare it to. There is a sweetness to it. It feels, it smells comforting. I'd put it in a ballpark with other comforting smells. Doesn't smell in any way medicinal. OK, yeah.

The medicinal ballpark. You know what, I think earwax smells medicinal, then. If you're going to call me just go on the ballpark. OK, here we go. I think earwax way medicinal. Okay, yeah. The medicinal ball. You know what, I think earwax smells medicinal then. If you're going to call me just go on the ballpark. Okay, here we go. I think earwax smells medicinal. You know like your tongue has different taste sensors. Yeah. Six or seven, right?

Six. And it's a taste buds. That used to be. You've got six taste buds. It used to be six areas of taste buds. Yeah, that apparently that's a myth. What? No, but that's what you should do.

That's a playground myth. Is that what I said? I thought that was a scientifically fun playground myth. This is a scientific playground myth. Now, we did that at school. We drew a picture of a tongue, and you draw the compartments of it, and then you would get like little droppers. You got the droppers of different tastes,

like a sweet taste, and a sour taste, and a salty taste, and you drop it on the different parts of your tongue and see if it's taken stronger. That was a science experiment We did it. Yeah, did it a primary school. It's great fun. This has been dispelled. Does it? I believe so by who? You know scientists and stuff I Really? Yeah, like taste buds to taste buds My name is just a scientist The end stands for not. Scientist, not stuff is my full name.

Go on, what's the reason behind it? I don't know, I've not gone into it in any depth. I just believe that... You believe it? I believe it. I've been gone into it in any depth. I just believe that you believe it. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe.

I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe.

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Yes. Probably let that sit for just a second. I can't stop. We're going to leave that, actually. I think we can't go down that route. Yeah. But you know what? The thing about the thing about it is it does taste believable, doesn't it?

The idea of it of droppers and the tongue. Well, also I think the art departments. Yeah. I still thought it was, that's the way it was, because you can only take certain things on the back of your tongue and there's areas of you to explain. He's actually tell them. LAUGHTER

But even if it isn't true, there is that kind of, that's, you know, you could have different ball parks for that what were going for? Different ball parks. Different ball parks for... That what we're going for? Different ball parks. Different ball parks for smells. Right. Okay. What are your ball parks? Medicinal's not a bad one, right?

Medicinal and... And crack it. Fresh. And that's why I went for... I... It was a bad word, but fussy of like the opposite of that. Like, I think. Old smelling like, like, you know, moth-po-dark...

Charging shops. Like, dish-ops. ...dash-opt think. Old smelling, like, you know, moth-poor dark. Cherry shops. Cherry shops. Dateshop's got off his mouth. Ewak smells like dump or dust or. You know, like, when you go to, like, a holiday house, like in Wales or something, they always smell the same for me.

It's because they haven't, they haven't necessarily been refreshed for a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, when you come back to your house after a holiday, some of you are asking out that's like, you first. Oh, I thought you were speaking this for some reason. You're waiting, you're waiting as a visit first.

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Yeah. It's like, it's like, right, who am I going to fit? It's all taught me through this, because I didn't go to university. There's a post, the poster fair. So the poster fair comes in freshers week and like, they'll set up in a venue and it'll just be hundreds of posters for sale off you go. So you go to the poster fair to buy loads of posters. Why is that?

And it is like, it's the big early question of, who do you want to project? You know, who do you wanna be? What's the projection of your personality gonna be? Amazing. Is there room here for a bit of reinvention? You know, I went, oh yeah, yeah, go on. Can you remember, you didn't know me first year, you were, you didn't know me.

First year, I didn't know me, but I put it up in my bedroom in some Michaels, so I had it second year as well. Wait, wait, maybe we should get. Alright, here's the, yeah, absolutely. Okay, see if you can guess what I went for. It's a, I'll tell you now, it's an iconic photo. See if you can imagine what iconic photo.

Oh, it's a photo. It wasn't the one where the fucking buddhist monks set himself on fire. No, but I was a huge reggae wasn't the one where the fucking buddhist monks set himself on fire. No, but I was a huge ragerie to the machine for that. So that's not outside of the room of possibility, but it's not that. Is it like Tiananmen Square? It's not Tiananmen Square, no, no. It's a bit bleak. It wasn't the little naked Vietnamese kid running from the neighbor.

It wasn't let you shut down that room. OK, sorry. I don't know why iconic photos are sent me in that direction. Yes. Absolutely. You don't want it to be all over. Just into the wrong ballpark. If somebody said to me, iconic photo, I would start going down, flag, planted on a E.A.G.

and that sort of thing. So let's not that. No. By the way, can you say that any louder? We've had complaints. Oh, I know. I'll get that on. Very quickly, we will apologize now, because we have had complaints in the past about

eating during the podcast and we're gonna try our best not to eat during the podcast. And when Emma actually, Emma spoke to us about this, about the problems that the list has been having. And the next episode we put it out, I was eating a banana all the way through and I felt so bad. I think I might have been a bonus episode.

I was eating the banana during. It was in the intro. I was in the intro, that's right. Yeah, I was eating the banana during. I was in the intro. That's right, yeah, I was eating the banana and I'll do it. I think I could be wrong here. Yeah, I think there might be, as my need list is out there, who likes us eating. No, there's not.

They just are the sign of majority. I tell you what, if you do like hearing us eat on the podcast, get in touch. Then here's to you. No, no. Stop, stop. Stop there in touch. Then here's to you. No, no. Stop. Stop. Stop doing that.

Honestly, mate, I was editing the anvil then, when you drank at the start. Yeah. And I had to redo it loads, because it was like a blip in the mic when it happened. And it was, I was really struggling with it. It was really winding me up. It's, yeah, people don't enjoy it.

But it's a condition. Each their own. Okay, we've got three more guesses on iconic photos. It's really winding me up. It's, yeah, people don't enjoy it. But... It's a condition, man. Each their own. Okay, we've got three more guesses on iconic photos. Okay. You know I'm more slurping. Okay. And it's not a film.

Can we play Hotro closer? Hotro closer. Hotro... Okay, Hotro and Closer. Hotro and Closer. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay.

Hotro and Closer. Hotro and Closer. Okay. Hotro and Closer. Hotro and Closer. Okay. Hotro both. I'm going to have a ton of the max. Hota or cloaks is problematic, isn't it? Hota or cloaks should be Hota further away. No, I'm going to say, we're going to play Hota or cloaks here. You have to see, you have to see for whether we, the way I say Hota, all the word cloaks there,

whether or not. Okay. You're getting hotter or further away. Okay. Hota or cloaks is how we play. Okay, so. Jack Ruby shooting Lee Hobbiel. Oh. Oh. Oh. Can I, oh. Wait, got one. Okay, what's your close to how we play? Okay, so Jack Ruby shooting Lee hobby

Can I go on hold it hold tight hold tight. Can I just say? Hota How about the rap pack stood under the Las Vegas sign? We have an immediate winner in Clarky. yeah, he smashed it. He smashed it. That was mine as well. I know you had it as well, yeah. You also had up on your wall in the Vegas household was a poster that said, fuck you, you fucking fuck. Yeah, yeah.

You like background, black font. Black font. Fuck you, you fucking fuck. Fucking, you fucking fuck. But it was very kind of like, it was, you know, we went to university in the late 90s, early 2000s. It was the sort of tail end of that kind of pulp fiction-y, you know, every movie that was coming out was that kind of like a wisecracking gangster movie.

Tim Roth was in them. Tim Roth was in every movie you saw. Inexplicably so. Yeah. I used to have, I think my first year fight pictures were... Well, oh, gone. I'd say hot or closer. Hot or closer. No, I've got this. I think my first year, if I had pictures, were... Well, well... Oh, gone. Let's play Hot Rock Loser.

Hot Rock Loser. Um, no, I've heard this. Mmm-hmm. Let's see if we can, let's see if we can get this. Clarke, you start. We both see these posters. We've both been in this... Yes.

So I can remember three distinctly, so I... This is you in, in Rutherford College, yeah? Yes, here we go. So, if you want clues, one was a movie poster I'm gonna go with that one was a cartoon character and one was an iconic photo of a movie star. Okay. Okay I'll allow any one of them for a win as we play hot or close hot or closer here we go I'm gonna go with pulp fiction film poster No, that was from my teenage bedroom.

I am going to go for a Grey poster. It remains a Grey poster. Pulp Fiction is a fantastic poster. Can we have a poster for our podcast? Well, that would be good, wouldn't it? You want to do the T-shirts first mate? LAUGHTER OK, let's play Hotter Oculus.

Paris got hotter instantly. I've got to close. I've got a quote from this morning, and the quote is, will we read it next year? No, no, got a quote for the T-shirts. Have you ever seen it in business? Right. And then the poster rolls out. Well, you know what?

I'd love a poster for this. A guy called a thousand monsters on Twitter did a really, really cool picture of us. Like, like sort of superheroes on the front of a comic book. He's done a bunch of different podcasts. He's done the whole section podcast and off menu and add in baps and they're brilliant. So, finding a thousand monsters on Twitter, he's done a very good job. But this is really stuck as a stick in the spokes of our game-hotter post. Let's play Hotter a closer.

Okay. Movie poster. Movie poster. I think I've got it now. Do you think you've got it? But you go, it's your turn, slot by Swingers. No. Oh, that's what I thought it was too. Yeah.

Vogue, I guess. The Rack Pack image kind of covered the Swingers, kind of an element for me. Yes. OK, parry. The enigmatic Tom Parry. How well do you know this man? Or at least who's he trying to be in freshness? Did you ever go to the bowling concerts

with the Vest underneath? Me and Clark, yeah. Me and Clark, you watched the Swingers when the next day, and bought matching, loud shirts, Mime was blue, his was red, and with vests underneath. Love it. And wore them that weekend to blast off. We just told each other we were running.

So desperately uncool. Listen to the deer, if you've not seen Swingers. Swingers is one of these films that I assume everyone's seen, because it's like a classic in my head, but it is actually quite a small film. If you've not seen it, it will blow your mind as to what Vince Vaughn used to look like. Oh, potential. That's absolutely gorgeous.

Absolutely gorgeous. One of the most gorgeous many others, but what I watched swing is fairly recently, and it was one of those things, it'd be like watching Wayne's World again when you are not 12. And you go, oh, the joke is, they're losers. They're not the coolest guys in the world.

And I just assumed that, I assume Wayne's World was about two guys who cracked life. Yes, I agree. And it is a living the dream. It's a living the parents basement. Yeah, living the parents basement, doing a TV show, and they're like, you know, they're obsessed with Aerosmith.

That's actually all of those things are bad. So, listen, by the way, if there's any listener out here who thinks and they like, you know, they're possessed with aerosmith. That's actually all of those things are bad. LAUGHTER Listeners, by the way, if there's any listener out here who thinks that you're listening to this because we're really cool, and this is a really cool podcast, you should be aware that's not what's going on. No, no, I don't think I think...

I don't need anyone's... I don't know what's going on with that. We're not cool. Oh no! Oh no! Flarky didn't realise! I just want to wait to find out. No! I'll tell you what. You break up a heart over here. Let's just, just for Clarky's sake. We're not cool. Oh no, oh Locky didn't realize No, I take a break about heart over here. Let's just just for Clark. He's like of course we're cool. It was just a

April fools We call you ledger of course me cool you fucking fuck Now now so it oh Yes, so it's on my turn. Yes, how about this? How about this Betty blue? Oh Great great guest. No, yeah, so it's on my turn. Yes, how about this? How about this Betty blue? Oh Great great guess no Artie French pretentious. Yeah, it's does a lot of Here's who I want to be not who I am exactly. I wasn't I hadn't seen that by that point I wasn't that cool. No, it's pretty mainstream stuff that was going on here right Two more guesses. Okay.

I'm doing the reveal. Could we get a bit of a ballpark now? We've got a cartoon character. We haven't even touched a cartoon character. Because we're not getting any, we're not getting either hotter or closer. Okay. Remind me what the ballparks are again. One's first day. One's medicinal. Dusty, one's fresh. Dusty, one's fresh and comfort. Okay. One's a cartoon character.

Yeah, we got that. One's an iconic photo of a, one's a cartoon character. Yeah, we got that. One's an iconic photo of a movie star, right. Female. And one is a movie poster. Yeah. All male. Mm. Posted all male.

Right. On the post-editing movie, they're not even, right? Female, female iconic. It's black and white. It's black and white. It's black and white. That's giving you a right, that's a good ballpark. Both the cartoon character and the iconic movie star, black and white posters.

Black and white posters. That's what I'm bringing to my room. Right. I'm gonna say, iconic female movie star, black and white. It's gonna be one or two people. And I'm gonna say, it's Audrey Hepburn. It's Audrey Hepburn. Oh, break first a tiffin. He was either going to say it's Audrey Hepburn. It's Audrey Hepburn.

Oh, break first a Tiffany. He was either going to be married in my oldy Hepburn but I didn't think you're a bun-rode panic guy. Yeah, Audrey Hepburn, break first a tip. Of course, a classy, of course, a classy movie.

A Cigar-holder. A classy movie, classy guy. Everything's classy about that movie. Everything's classy about that movie, especially Mickey Rooney's portrayal of a Chinese man. Couldn't be anything more classy than that. Talk about reassessing movies by rewatching the movie.

I know, yeah. Talk about Canceled. So, we... Now, I'm with Cartoon character and movie. And with Guys in it. For the little guys in it. What film's got Guys in it? It's not sexualised the potato, man, is it? No, but we read the script for that

and got asked to audition for it whilst at university. Talked me through it. I love an audition story. So obviously we're from the West Midlands. We were out. We were at Youth Theatre, Century Youth Theatre. And they contacted the youth theatre to see if they had any young males who were willing to audition for this script. And they said, so they had the youth there to see if they had any young males who were willing to audition for this script.

And they said the head of the youth there to put, I think we were first, I was second year, I think uni, so we were about 19. Yeah. And they sent us the scripts and I read the script and said it's not worth traveling back to our hands and to audition for what? So I didn't. I consider what you audition for in the, you know, oh, I don't audition for. What? So I didn't. I'm so sorry. I'm considering what you auditioned for in the, you know, even in the last one. I'm not auditioning for it now. Absolutely, yeah. Yeah.

But back then. Back then you had aspirations. I went for Tiffany's back then. Yeah, and that's I'm like a Chinese man, I'm not interested. You're right. Sorry, but I believe you and you went along and another guy went along, didn't they? Yeah.

How did the audition go? It was fine. I was auditioning with my mate, Steve, who was like really not on top of the script. So I was putting in massive pauses while he kind of read his line ahead. Right. And they loved him. What? And he got like, he got like two call backs and they were gunning for him. And it was going to be, and it was like, you know, it was like first hearing this kind of like, oh, Steve's going to get a part in a film like he's going to be famous.

Yeah. And then in the end, it was like they went with someone who was actually famous. And you go, oh, of course. So, well, they were getting people to read for the main roles was like they went with someone who was actually famous and you go, oh of course. So were they getting people to read for the main roles? Like the McKenzie Brooke and the Johnny Vegas parts? Yeah. So I think it was like the McKenzie Brooke part. What? They were like, oh this guy, they love him.

That was like the big talk and it was like, he's going to be in a film. And what's Steve up to now? I don't know that, actually. He's a scout leader. Yeah, I think he's a scout leader. Great for spreading rumors. Yeah, I think he's a skate leader. Great for spreading rumors. Let's get it. Yes, actually, there we go.

The skate leader is the perfect person to start rumors. Round the campfire, no one's really going to question him if you go, do you know what? Trees lay eggs sometimes. Do you know what? Do you know what? Trees lay eggs. Sometimes. Yeah. What is it? They're not know what trees lay eggs? Sometimes.

Yeah. What is it? They're not cosy laying eggs. Is a seated egg? It's an egg-orn an egg. No, not yet. But give it time. An egg-orn.

An egg-orn. An egg-orn is basically a triag. Triag, isn't it? About a name for it. Triag. If there are any scouts, there's no squirrels going nuts on those trees. They're going nuts. What's going eggs for those triag? Yeah, I'm squirming, not to those trees. I'm just saying, going nuts.

We'll go next for those tree eggs. Go next for tree eggs, yeah. I can't have some eggs for tree eggs today. But if there any scouts need this thing. Tone eggs for tree eggs is a nice huge fissure for being busy. Oh, God, eggs. Have you had a good day?

I am going next for tree eggs. Oh, God. I was going next for tree eggs. We've got all the recording files. We've got one of the things for tree eggs. We've got one of the things for tree eggs. We've got one of the things for tree eggs. That We got a recording for you, Tate. Why don't you do tri-ex? That's going to be our poster for our podcast. I'm going eggs for tri-ex.

Oh dear. Can you, can you, can you, we're not shifting a lot of units. I'll take that. I'm changing the t-shirt quote. No, guys, no one is going eggs for our tri-ex. Can you put that as your out of office reply on your email? Can't get back to your own X for tree X. Going to X for tree X. That's a great phrase.

Squirrels are going to X for tree X. The X on this guy to think. So yes, so where were we? If you're a scout leader and you're listening in, do get intact. Tell us the best room you've started amongst your troupe. Tell us the rumours that you could, because sat around the campfire, Ginganguli style. Yes. You can throw out little stories, little myths, you know. And also, you're more of a ghost tale. It's more of a more than these square teachers. Do you want to mean like, the teachers

are in their classroom and stuff. Exactly. You've got a fucking knife. You're really chis. You can go a fucking knife and you can swear a little bit and you smite rollies in front of the kids. So I was like, yeah, see fucking nose. He's fucking, you know.

Teachers, he shanked a kid. He's shanked a kid. But, you know, teachers never seen a tree lay an egg. Fucking Steve out of us. Steve out of us. Steve out of us got a part in bloody sex life. He used to be a film star, Steve out of us. He used to be a film star.

Now he's got a lot of kids. He's got a lot of kids. He's got a lot of kids. He's got a lot of kids. He's got a lot of kids. He's got a lot of kids. He's got a lot of kids. He's got a lot of kids.

He's got a lot of kids. He's got a lot of kids. He's got a lot of kids. He used to be a movie star. He used to be a movie star. And now he is. Apparently Vince, or a true lead of Vince, he used to be a movie star. And he saw a tree lay in a. He's Bob Julia Roberts and he's seen a tree lay an egg. These buffed Julia Roberts and he's seen a tree lay an egg. I don't know which one more jealous of. LAUGHTER Has been there. I've said it once before, but it bears a repeat. Has been there.

Wow, we. Wow, we. We covered some ground there, didn't we? We really did. I was one of them that you stand at the finishing line, you look back and you think, well, that was a marathon. Yeah. But it didn't feel like it. We've come so far. I didn't even hit a wall. It's great. There is no wall. There is no wall. We just remember that guy. He used to run those gigs up north. Yeah. He was telling you, because you were about just training for the marathon.

And I was talking about how concerned I was about the wall that every marathon runner hits were on about mile 20. And this guy, I mean, to describe him, he wasn't athletic, wasn't he? He didn't look like Mo Farah, I'll say that much. He was a pretty out of shape, dude. Yeah, he didn't look like a healthiest man. And he said, don't worry, mate, I've run the marathon and the truth is there is no wall.

Yeah, and he was wrong. Do you know what? There's a big wall and it hits you like a ton of bricks. He also sent an email to our booking agent for the tour and said the truth is there is no money. That is true. And that actually did tell that to be true. Okay so we've got to clean up some science here. I'm not in a scout leader kind of way. This is in a producer Emma has Googled it kind of way. Oh, okay, yeah, I haven't seen this. The ball parks of smells.

Ready? Okay, let's talk about it. They're called olfactory spaces. Are we can olfactory spaces? Oh, I think so. I've kind of half read that. And now, you ready? Well, so the first question I want to ask is, did any of our medicinal, fusty, fresh comfort, any of those show up? No.

Okay. Good to know. You'll be able to see what the work likes. We were in the ballpark of that ballpark. Okay, we're in the olfactory ballpark. Number one, in with a shot, it's fragrance. That's actually not far away. Fragrant, that's not far away, is it? Nice, next to fragrance is fruity. Fragrant fruity. Bloody hell, next to fruity is citrus. So in fruity is all non-sitrous fruity, I mean citrus is all citrus fruity, right? Pretty exclusive club. Yeah. I would say that's a ballpark within a ballpark.

Right. Right. Right, say citrus is a subsection of fruity. But I think it's so distanced into the air. It must be so distanced. Yeah, it must be so distanced into the air. I think if someone said, do you like fruits, do you've had to eat a bit of fruit and they gave you a lemon, you'd be like, that was what I was thinking of.

What did they say? They were thinking more along the lines of a cherry. Do you know what I'd do? Or a peach. I'd make lemonade. Oh, that's just me. It's a wonderful outlook. You've got to watch.

Just me, and I've always said it. You've always said you'll make lemonade. I've always said I'll make lemonade, and then I never get around to make lemonade. And then I go, let's do you a lemonade, please, send me your glasses. All in caps. OK, let's whistle through these.

Woody and Resonus, chemical. Everyone's favourite, sweet. Minty and peppermint gets its own ballpark. But it's back in that. Such a big, such a strong flavour. So wait, could he go back? What was the one? Woody and Resonus.

That's one ballpark. Woody, okay, like, Pine or fresh, cut grass. Like so, it smells of wood or resin. Is that what, okay, like, pine or fresh cut grass? It's like, so it smells of wood or resin. Is that what it is, like, resinous? I guess so. Strange. Toasted and nutty?

Toasted and nutty, y'all. Like my poos. Oh, toasted. Why are you toasting your poos? See, the... Pungents. Blue cheese. So guys, I smoke.

And finally, decayed. Like my poos. Rotting meat or sour milk, the last two, pungent and decayed, get a kind of metacategory of their own that people describe as sickening. What about what? I was gonna say pungent, but blue cheese and like strong cheeses smell bad, but tastes amazing. Other aromas.

Kind of by that way, they kind of smell great. Other aromas. Where is it? It's not gonna be, never get to. No, never go to eat that right. Other aromas, like, well yeah, I think yeah. Other aromas like baked bread or fresh brew coffee are a malgum, are a malgums of two or more

of these two at ten elements. Oh, great. So you can have things that come in between. So can you find out now what ear wax smells like based on that? If we're going to put it into a category, what do you think it smells like? I don't know, I've just got on to produce some of those messages instead. My accent. Yeah.

We're just out of force of having that. What do we tell you? They were sickening. What category would you put them in? Listen to dear, if you're going to review today's episode, five stars on iTunes ought to do it. Yeah, tell us. Thank you.

How you're smelling today using one of those 10 aromas. I would love that, that's great. It's not bad, isn't it? Not a bad one at all. Tell us how you're smelling. You can use a few of them to put together how you smell today. Five stars ought to do it.

Five stars and tell us how you smell. And of course, if you are a scout leader, don't forget to get in touch. Of course. And Clarky, always. You're gonna come here with some science bombshells. Well, this is from live science.com. So it must be true, right?

Yeah, I mean science is from live science.com. So, it must be true, right? The very website. This science is all the moon. The notion that the tongue is mapped into four areas, sweet sour salty and bitter, is wrong. What? No. There are five basic tastes identified so far, and the entire tongue can sense all of these tastes more or less equally.

Right. So, live science. So So are you telling me that those those like phrenology heads are wrong as well? Oh, with the like the lion's and it says like this part of the brain is just for your empathy and this part of your brain is well I don't know. Yes, but I have heard that the left rights they don't always talk about that divide of like creative ones. Yeah. And I've heard recently as well, that's not true either. That's not true either.

That's not true either. That's not true either. Right. Phrenology's nonsense, I think. Phrenology's not good, because I've just got into it. I've seen the tattoos on your skull. What, I've shaved my head. That's it.

I've shaved my head. I've shaved my head. Oh, that would be a cool tattoo. Yeah, do you think so? Yeah. It's a cool tattoo. Yeah, do you think so? Yeah, it's a big move. It's a hell of a move, but you've got good hair. So. I can certainly grow my hair over the top of it.

If I got cold feet during it, which part of your brain is for cold feet? So yeah, so join the Patreon, probably. It's good, yeah. Imagine it your tongue tattooed. You know, when people get the inside of their lip tattooed. Yes. Or, I need to say as I love you,

when Indiana Jones is teaching you, you kind of go, mmm. LAUGHTER Mmm. I think she has a little bit of... Oh, lovely, windy. It's something like that, anyway. It's something like that, too.

And before we leave you for the picture in neighborhood, what's Rock all? The Pate, the posters. It's something like that. And before we leave you for the picture in neighbourhood what's wrong call? They're paint the posters. It was Homer Simpson in black and white going, Oh, I remember that. And good fellas. A far backer. I could remember. I always wanted to be a student.

We will see you next time. Thanks for watching. We'll see you first. time. Thanks for listening. We will see you first. Thanks for listening. And that doesn't work. Thanks for listening. Today's episode was produced by... Oh, what posters did you have on your wall when you were a fresher?

Yeah, good question. I think it was a lot of band posters. I don't really remember. Cool. I think like band images. Like, probably, probably, I'm having a tour. I think I'm having a tour. I think music band. I think I had a London Underground one as well. Pretty cool. But I wasn't in London, so it wasn't useful.

You just a fan of London. Yeah. wasn't useful. You just found a London. Yeah. Well, congratulations, you ended up in London and well done on turning your back on music bands and finding audio podcasts. It was produced by producer Emma. Caution team. Cheers everyone. Bye.

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We try to keep it down! Rrrr! Listen to it! It's an absolute barker! What the hell are you? What the hell are you thinking? James Parker? Oh, gosh, he's too loud, isn't he?

He's too loud. I don't know. What are you else's loud? Oh, no, oh, no. This guy's arrived. Oh, not this guy. No, but that's a hell no. But the God's sake, he's threatening to bang one of those poppers for a party.

Party, popper. That's right. He's having to bang a popper for a party. He's been with these threatening ones. He's having to bang a popper for a party. He's having to bang a popper right at you. What? Sometimes he's just putting them on the radio.

Keep it down. Give us a popper for a party mate. Ben Hardy. He's got a pop up for a party. I'll say for a party, of course. Keep it down. Bloody keep it down mate. I'll tell you what. That suit's a bit loud.

That's even a suit. Don't close your eyes. I can't. Cover your ears. Close your eyes and cover my ears. The sound of the suit. Don't close your eyes. I can't. Cover your ears. Close your eyes and come from my ears. The sound of the suit is still penetrating. Is that such a loud, I mean, he really is a flash one. Oh, he really is. He's a flash one.

He's like ash. Is Tobias ash done? Oh, he's dead as a mind. He doesn't mind it. I don't mind it. I can't mind it. What color's the suit? What color's the suit?

It's a abuse color. Oh, it's abuse at no mistake. It's abuse. A loud, abuse. A loud it's puce and no mistake. It's puce. A loud puce. A loud bright puce. Come on. Get out of the library. Get out of the library.

No, it's puce and the library. You're poor. Like, keep it quiet. Please keep quiet. You should not be thinking here. By me a drink, keep it quiet, what you bloody do in a minute. That's very much, of course.

Jack, I swear I keep her from the party as well. We like it calm down, keep your hair on. I mean, yeah, better than what I was gonna have. I wanna hear what Clarkie had though. I'm so lonely. Let's hear what Clarkie's gonna have. I'm sure I was gonna have to. I want that right here, Clark.

Clarkie, go for your one first, because I always enjoy yours. I mean, he was gonna get... Bummy a tree. What's that? You've got no money. It's while it's completely barren. It is.

All right, Glocky, keep your hands up. It is absolutely classic, Aaron. Yes. Keep your hair on. It's classic, Aaron. I keep it down, mate. absolutely classic Aaron. Yes, keep your hair on, it's classic Aaron. I keep it down, man. Keep it down. You can't complain that sitter in here. Oh, goodness. You've come in here with your bloody sitter playing it loudly.

Stop talking to the Beatles. Who do you think you are? Shankar, come at a ravi. Mr. Shankar. Yeah out of Ravie. Mr. Mr. Shankar? Yeah, first name Ravie. You're why you're not. I can tell you now I've found your idea on the floor. And your real name's Joavie.

Joavie, I'll be down. Leave me a ton of time. I'll be back. You make me a papa for a party. Keep your enlightenment down, mate. Keep it down, point down! I have it! Make it me a popper for a party! Keep your enlightenment down, mate! Keep it down, mate! Oh... Oh, dear...

Show up. Yeah, it's been a long day. Oh, it's been a long time. It's been a long time. The library's been a long time. What is it? Some kind of bloody book holiday. It's been a long time. It's a j... It's a book holiday. There are a lot of holidays kind of bloody book holiday. It's a bit of... Yeah!

It's a book holiday. There are a lot of days in there book holiday. It's a book holiday, my name. It's a book holiday. Move it, move it down. You can't cash that book. Yeah, you've got it. Not today.

I'm in my witsend. I'm a book send. What are you doing? It's witsend Sunday. It's a bookend Wednesday. I'm just broken my spine. Shh. Shh.

Shh. Shh. Keep it down. Keep it down. Don't judge me a bloody pop up. Don't. Don't judge your book by its boffas. Shh.

Put that boffa for a party. You'll get back. Put it down. Okay. Come on. Why it's poppers? Shh, put that popper for a party. You'll get back, but I don't want to eat. Okay, come on. Here, here, up, right, we're about to climb up. But he's coming in, here he comes. Final customer of these coming in. You know what?

Do I let him in? Or do I just flip the sign round and say, we're shot sun. Oh, we're bloody shot sun. Bad news, we're shot sun. We're shot sun. You can have're bloody shot son. Bad news, we're shot son. We're shot son. You can have to come back the next book holiday, Mr. Neil Hudson. See you next Wednesday, mate.

See you next Wednesday, you cat. Yes, you cat. Well, what a down-to-line break. What a great day. What a lovely night. Concludes. This week's... Neighborhood Watch Roll Call!