Pappy's Flatshare - House Meeting (Horse or no horse) S9E4

Episode Date: April 22, 2019

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So, what's a house meeting you might ask? Well, we do Papi Slutcher slam down, where we is a panel show with a live audience. We also do Flutcher house meeting, which is the three of us sitting around chewing the fat. Putting the world to right. Basically, we don't get enough time to hang out with each other in real life. So, he decided to do a podcast

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At Papi's tweet. But most of all, let's get into this episode, this house meeting. How did we kick things off? Public transport. Public transport as always. And how we got here, it's how we're leaving. Enjoy listening to this, we'll see you on the other side. I've had a thought.

I've got an issue. I've got a question I want to ask you. I want to talk. I want a chat. Okay, let's sit down and chew the fat. Has meat in. What temperature should we set? The heat has been.

Why on earth am I always weak, how sweet it is? How sweet it is, be tin, be tin. Who went my bed while I was sleeping? This haven't had me tin. Be tin, be tin, be tin. What's the point? Does life have a me tin? How sweet it is.

We've got an order already, haven't we, in here? What's that? We've got a seating order. We have straight to our seats from last time. Yeah, I think that's... Do you ever do that when you're... Say for example, you're in a building that's got three toilet cubicles. Yeah, so you ever use...

sort of do you sort of habitually use the same one? Yeah. Why do we do that? I don't know, and I'm working in a building at the moment. And the cubicle that I've taken to using, the first time I used it, the door's broken, the other two work fine. I went into the one with the door that's broken, you have to really jar it and push it up to close it. Okay.

That's become my toilet cubicle. So I know I'm using the broken door toilet cubicle because I went there first. Yes. Brand loyalty. I think it's partly loyalty. And it's loyalty. It's maybe because we're hunter-gatherers.

And so you've been there, you've dumped there, you know you're safe. I guess having a safe area to go to the toilet. You went there, you dumped, you weren't killed. We're all cavemen. Yeah. I like this theory. We're all cavemen, didn't we? You know, this is actually, this is early doors for you to have a good idea.

Wow. Let's cherish this moment. So, no one's going in, and also because the famously you don't ship where you eat, no one is ever taking a roast dinner in there. Well Clarkies and exemption includes the rule. Famously. I have a midship nibble. I have an ensuite dining room.

So maybe it's to do with safety, you've been there, you've got to away with it. You can't wait. And then you're off. What are you doing been there, you've got to weigh with it. You can't weigh it. And then you're off. What are you doing in there? Or breaking the doors, firstly. Oh, I'll tell you one more, this has been a book bear of mine for a good couple of years now, but I've had a couple of months, very prevalent.

Okay. You know those, you don't flush the toilet, you just have to waft by the sensor. When you say waft, if you mean move your hands by the sensor, your toilet just constantly going off. Yeah, I sit down on the toilet. No, I'm just wasting my time. I'm too relaxed on the toilet because basically I sit down, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't

, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, She's on me. And it's like, it's the worst feeling in the world. Is it the worst feeling? Or is it a lovely little spritz? It's like, it's cold. It's cheeky. So what's not to laugh? What is your two favorite things?

Do you get it? Cold and cheeky. No, I don't get the... I have done it with you, Liam. You lean back too far and it activates the flush. But I'm quite a small person. Yeah. I'm sort of basically doing most of my balancing trying not to fall in. Do you lean back when you and it activates the flush. But I'm quite a small person. Yeah. I'm sort of basically doing most of my balancing

trying not to fall in. Do you lean back when you're on the toilet? Well, I guess I think I'm a sloucher when I'm on the toilet. You slouch. So you go down. Maybe go probably more down and forward. Down and forward. Are you looking at your phone?

Yeah, always. Oh, there you go. There we go. So what do you do when you obviously put your feet in the wheel? So look at the queen. What, there you go. There we go. So what do you do when you, you obviously put your feet in the queen? Salute the queen. What, you stand up. Oh, that's the reason. If you're paying the national anthem every time you go into the loop, standing up and saluting,

there is your problem. Therein lies your problem. So, well, I'm happy to see what that went out for you. There we go. But we are creatures of habit when it comes to seats. That's where we started with this, isn't it? Yeah, I've got my favorite seat on the train. Okay.

And I'm gonna go for the same one. Right, that's mad, because I don't, that on the train, are you talking about carriage as well as seat or just seat formation? I'm talking about not, not carriage as well as seat, although generally I do kind of have one. Do you honestly? Yeah, I like, I like for the end carriage and the last seat

next to the kind of safe driver. Close to the driver. Yeah, all the other end. Or as far away from the driver's possible. You don't want to, you know, you want to play a hot and cold just to keep on his toes. I love hate relationship with drivers. Same driver?

It's just, it just means that you're, you're boxed in, you don't have someone either side of you and and then also you're not in one of the seats that are supposed to be for old people and then the first seats. You know, in the priority seats fair enough. I, well here's the thing, I've started using the priority seats now because my wife is pregnant. Great.

Really good. Baby on board. I mean she's not with me. No, but you tell people but I tell people about it And I say, oh come I'm gonna be tired quite soon. I'm fine now Got 11 hours sleep if anything too much get your rest in where you can but I am very soon gonna be tired So I should be sitting in this seat. Sorry old timer. I'm constantly caught at the moment in a kind of Dilemma on the public transport thing about like giving your seat up or there's like an empty seat, this happens a lot, there's an empty seat, there's women around,

they don't sit down. Okay. So then everyone has like this standoff, then there's like an all the things that I'm comfortable at the way you're describing it. There's women around, which we know how I feel about that. So there's already my hackles are up. Yeah, it's a mixed carriage. It's a mixed carriage. Yeah, it's a mixed carriage. The women are on. Segregation's the answer. No, it's like that. So, Jesus. So there's a spare chair. Women are around. They don't sit down. Okay. Okay. There's an older gentleman. He's an after it. Then you think, well, I'm I gotta go. I shouldn't. Oh, I see you're stood up. Yeah, we're all still right. Sorry I pictured you in the seats going should I stand up because of all these women? Just salute them as well

One of them could be the queen. I don't know I don't know if the more the waft I'm mid-dump But you know, I'm just saying like you know you know you shouldn't be getting that seat. Yes, but then no The women are like no mate. I'm not you know, I'm not an old lady. That's what they're thinking. I'm just saying like you know you know you shouldn't be getting that seat. Yes, but then no The women are like no mate. You know I'm not you know, I'm not an old lady That's what they're thinking I might imagine okay. There's an older gentleman who's like I'm not that old yet mate Right, so you're like I don't want to insult you by going sir, you know, you're you're late fifties He's got life in it. Why don't you don't redone single people out? Why don't you just quite loudly go? I want to see and then

See maybe a bun fighting shoes. Well that's fine. You're off for everyone. Either way, you're off for everyone. Let them fight it out amongst themselves. Women and old people first. I'm saying off, I make a lot of, like, it feels like I'm trying to make a lot of political decisions

in these tiny moments. I'll come off it. This is a lot of political decisions. All I'm saying is I have it pretty tough. You don't have it totally. You don't have it tough at all. You'll make a lot of political decision. All I'm saying is I have it pretty tough. You don't have it tough at all. You don't have it tough at all. You're making a lot of political decisions. Just stand up, you're going four stops.

But when you stand up for go with your original decision, that's what I always say. So here's the other way. I'm a large man. I'm in the way, so I'm stood. Obviously people are trying to get past me and stuff. Sometimes I think to myself, you'd be very frosged, just out the bloody way,

and I take that seat. Just get off the train. I'llop myself down and then someone's looking at me going, oh, you've bagsied that have you? There's a bloody woman there and that guy's in his 50s. Right, and I'm like, right, okay, you have to change your thinking on this. Firstly, not between a rock and a hard place. I think both the rock and the hard place is your head because there's nothing to do, there's nothing to do with them being interested. Firstly, you offer them up to pregnant women, not just all women, okay? Oh, interesting.

And... You're not a gentleman, okay. Well, no, you clearly aren't either. I give it a beat. I give them the option. You're a passive gentleman. Lovely. Not the same thing. The passive gentleman. I'd watch that film. Tom Perry, the passive gentleman. Lovely. Not the same thing. The passive gentleman. I'd watch that film. Tom Perry, the passive gentleman. He was a passive gentleman.

And by that I mean, I'm a such anist. Yes. Has Beating. He's having subtitles on a foreign film cheek. Has Beating. I've been in this situation where I think, you know, I'm a young guy. I'm a young stripping guy. I'm a young stripping guy.

I'm a young stripping guy. I'm going to have to disavow you of another notion now. What a second. You're not a young guy. Listen to him. You're in your 50s. He's a fact of young guys. I'm not looking the mirror for 15 years. It's one fact.

I just presume I'm the same as I was. So go ahead. You're aging well. You do look good for it, Clark. I'm not going to lie to you. Is this were you fishing for this compliment? No, I wasn't expecting it. Sorry, we interrupted you.

What was, you didn't just want to say you were young guy. Presumably that was a point behind that. It was basically the same thing. I'm stood up and I'm like, well I'm not going to take it. And then I feel like everyone's in the same situation of, yeah, you're saying, well I'm not going to do it. You're mad as hell and you're not going to take it anymore. Is that what you're saying?

And sometimes with me, then more people get up and still no one sits down. Yeah There's like open seats and everyone's trapped. Yeah, I want those what to do anymore. It's a polite and a standoff Yeah, exactly like I think what we need is like bad Such a brutish that tear So like you get given a badge for public transport. Yeah, you're on your tears. Okay, and it's like Okay, if there's a seat available and there's a green badge nearby, they get the seat. This is like, in verse of what the Nazis did, isn't it?

It's positive Nazism. Positive Nazism. With the piece of chalk, you draw a tick on someone's back. Yeah, I think I would just stick with the passive gentleman. What about the Hapses instead? Is that like, what's something like that? The Hapses. Yeah, it's like a happy Naze.

Oh, I'm gonna have a heart. Why do you want to be a happy Nazi? The Nazis were awful. You know what I mean? It doesn't add it, like I'm sure some of the Nazis were happy. You don't want to join their ranks, do you? No, no, no, no, no. I'm not the happy Nazi, okay.

I think you're the opposite of Nazi. Okay, okay. But the NIC. NIC, there we go. The NIC. We're the NIC party. I don't have any idea. I still think it's bad. We're the NIC party. I don't have any idea.

I still think it's bad. We are skating on dangerously thin ice. I don't think it's great. We're stood up. There are women around. We've announced that we're at NIC. It's a minefield. That's all I'm saying.

It's a minefield public transport. Public transport is a minefield. Yes, Tom. You've nailed it. I don't have to be this hard. I was like for a meeting last year. I'd ran to the tube. It was in the summer. I'd ran to the tube, but it was for an audition. So I was quite nervous anyway.

I got on the train. I was perspiring. I was concerned. And a woman in her early 20s stood up and offered me a seat. No! Oh, no! Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's the real pitfall I got off for the seat.

What? Did you... Parry. Did you take it? No. I was out there, so I went. She went, she stood, went, you can sit here and I said, No, no, I'm fine.

And she went, Oh, and then we both stood. And then there was the seat. We were both standing. It was tricky. Can I say, here's the thing. If you're offered a seat, you should always take it. That's a sage advice. Because if a person is offering you a seat, right,

what if it's not your cubicle, though? Well, that's a good point. Yeah, yeah. If you're not from the inside of the door, don't open. You never know where your next seat's going to come from. Exactly. You know what? But also, you've got to think of the of the of the offerer as well. You think of the offerer because the offerer, like it takes a lot of guts to stand up and go,

sorry, do you want this seat? You know, takes a lot of guts at that. So if you go, no, no, I'm all right, they're going to go, wow, I'm going to bother next time. Exactly. And I think so you may as well. Well, you may all right, they're going to go, I don't want to bother next time. Exactly, and I think, so you may as well, you may as well, but what, here's what I do. If someone offers me a seat, I sit down for a split second standing immediately up and off it to someone else. Even if that person is also seated.

Pass it along. I just can't play it in the wood. This is so comfy, hop on over. And that one's one of the ones that folds down. This is a nice comfy one, get yourself on it. So what I was saying that sometimes the bravest thing to do is to stay in your seat, put your headphones on, get your head down and not offer it to anyone. That's the bravest thing to do. They're the real heroes. Is that what we've said? I don't think it is. I don't think anyone's

said that. Okay, I feel that's what we've, that's like a conclusion it feels like. That's the message. There was, the thing is since you've now been offered a seat once, yes, I feel like you're a seat, that's it. I'm a pro-wrestly guy. Once it happens, imagine if you'd be for life. Imagine if you just ballsly going and went up to the pro-wrestly and was just kind of like, sorry, can I have the seat please? I'm pro-wrestling.

Like someone, I imagine the person would be like, would concede and then sit there for the rest of the time thinking, what, why has he done that? Can I just delve into this little scenario a bit deeper please? Are you asking a woman with a baby on board badge or an elderly person? Like the rule is whoever's sat there.

That's why have he just suddenly put rules into it now? Because you, that's like, that's the, that's the challenge. That's the game. Oh, I've seen this. You go in. This is a fun, as bold as brass. Like a YouTube prank. Yes, it's like a podcast prank. It I've seen this. This is a fun as bold as brass like a YouTube prank. Yes,

it's like a podcast prank. It's a podcast. I'm gonna live podcast it. If you donate to our Patreon you'll be able to listen to the challenge play out. I think that's gonna dissuade people from donating to the Patreon. If any, we're supposed to have incentives for people to donate to Patreon. I mean, I'd subscribe to it. Why? What would be the point of it? If you'd subscribed it, you've lived it. Why would you be subscribing to your own Patreon?

Well, someone's got to. Someone has to. Yeah, that's a good point. So Tom, so anyone, right? Anyone you... You go on and you're like, sorry mate, pro-orecy. And they're going to get up.

And then they're going to be like and then they're gonna be like, because that's what people do, don't they, really? If you claim it. I'd say probably eight times out of 10, yeah. So on's gonna get up. Can you make a big noise as you sit down? Oh. Something like that.

I mean, oh, no much So bad hips, okay You just have to be like Ah, here we are You have to say ah, here we are Ah, here we are Ah, here we are And it's like that we're thinking Well, here's where you are

If you face an ailment We're thinking always poorly But the idea is you just do it And it leaves them being like What's his priority? And this is the first policy of the NIC party, is that right? I think initiation. Yeah, I don't, I, you know what I'm going to say is I would advise,

A, you don't try this and B, no one else does. Okay. This feels kind of like a low level Billington Club type thing. It does, it feels like you're sort of asserting you're right to be in a place. Is the Billington Club the thing. It does, it feels like you're sort of asserting your right to be in a place. Is the Billington Club the... Club for the critics at the Guardian? There's a date.

There's a date, that's... That's not bad, it's a... I mean, it's all right. Sure. I'll take it. I mean, you said it now. It's out there. That's it.

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But yeah, please go to just giving and donate some goal goal goal Thank you for your support and for wishing me luck good luck Thomas Thank you for your support and for wish you be luck good luck Thomas I is something that occurs me the other day. Yeah, I want Do unconsciously in your head have like Doing things I'm Because there maybe a question, because there may be a few lawsuits pending. I realise I've got quite a Aggie attitude to certain electrical items in my house, and

really friendly relationships with others in a way that like... For example, you're currently fucking the toaster. Well, funny to say that. Toaster feels like my friend. Like, what I'm saying is like, if robots take over the world and the appliance is turned against you, if it starts within the home. Yeah, if it was like a movie, you kind of know

which would be the one. Which one, like, for me, electric toothbrushes are like the real arseholes of the situation. And I would find, I don't find them extremely sinister. And I think like, there'd be the first ones souls of the situation. And I would find... It's interesting. I don't find them extremely sinister, and I think like, there'd be the first ones to be against me. Hold on. So if it was like...

What is sinister about your toothbrush? It sticks. No, no, no. It never gets used. It's like, if it was going to... If they turn against me, I feel like I could see an army of electric toothbrushes marching. Fantasia style.

Past, you know. Yes, I can definitely see them. You think I might be prepared in Lion King? It's a bit like the hyenas are going past. Exactly. The toothbrushes, they're going past. The toothbrushes, like in Pink Floyd's The Wall, when you saw those hammers.

Yeah, they do seem the blender. The blender's not a good guy, is he? No, I was going to say, yeah, that's why I immediately thought of blender. But it's like, it's nut I immediately thought of. Blender. But it's like, Nutribullet. Yeah, Nutribullet. Yeah, blender sounds quite friendly, because it sounds like Brenda, so it's kind of like, oh, oh, blender's coming, but Nutribullet.

Nutribullet. He's like your secret weapon, isn't he? Too much, mate. He's like a spy or some shit. But it's just like, it's called a bullet, and it's covered in knives. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a really dangerous item.

If you had that, it's like a bit of your body covered in knives. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a really dangerous item. If you had that as like a bit of your body, like your hand. Oh my god. You would really be doing some damage to people with you. Yeah. There was an old man toaster. It's because... Cold man toaster.

It's because, I know, I don't like toasters. What? Wait, hang on a sec. Why do you not like toasters? There are a lot of trouble. Interesting. How are you doing your toaster are you just not having toast? Get yourself a good toast, man.

They like a good friend. I've got a good toaster, in fact. In fact, listen a dear, someone's a biotaster. Here we go. Is this where we get our oven? I've got a big, this is what we got into an outbreak all in it. So, come on, we're lucky, mate.

We all know how we like our toast. I hate them. You might like them. Yeah, Clarky, you actually get what a lot of advert casting is. And I'm surprised when you're actually just salesmanship. I hate them. You might like them. I hate them. You might like them. But you might like it.

Toast us. I hate them. You might like them. Ding. Ding. Journal. It's it all. Ready? Quick round of noise of toast come out of toast? Oh, this again. Not good. Actually better.

How we can't do it. Quick round. It's always good at least once in episodes to try and find these things to work out what sounds we can't do. Yeah, I tell you who's not who's not quaking his boots at the moment. Michael Winslow, please, can't be moved. He is absolutely he is absolutely fine. No, but whatever it is, he's sent. Let's have a listen to see if he is quaking his boots.

Oh. Oh, my boots. Sound of someone quaking in their boots there from Michael Winslow. That's Michael. He's got a little bit. Truck. He's got a shot.

He's got a shot. He's got a shot. He's done that. We hardly knew you. What a great house mate it'd be. Irving Ray would know. Do you remember we met Michael Winslow? We did. We met Michael Winslow and we watched the World Cup final with Michael Winslow when he was... Was it the World Cup?

It was a different time. He spent the entire time trying to make noise of a voo-z-alert and he couldn't do it for the entire match. It was a tad annoying. I mean, and it was very sad. It was a tad Cup? It was a different time he spent the entire time trying to make the noise of a Vuvuzela and he couldn't do it for the entire match and it it was a tad annoying. I mean and it was very sad to see Someone feel like he's no longer at the top of his game That Vuvuzela should have been right up his arsenal, you know

That's that's actually his If you could do that you could use you could do two simultaneously That's what he's going to do. That's what he's going to do. That's what he's going to do. That's what he's going to do. That's what he's going to do. That's what he's going to do. That's what he's going to do. That's what he's going to do. That's what he's going to do.

That's what he's going to do. That's what he's going to do. That's what he's going to do. That's what he's going to do. That's what he's going to do. That's why so much of it is just him pretending that proctor's done a fart Half the noises are coming out of his arsehole the other half come out of his mouth We have to go via the arsehole. Winslow is this true if you're listening send us in a message join our patron If you're listening click donate or join our patron and don't forget to email in now Winslow Patreon and don't forget to email in now Windslow

Talk us through it talk me Advert you want to sell your toaster? You got no other way you're about to address the list of the year of our toast I just I just think it's quite an unnecessary plight appliance Okay, we have the ability to do if you've got a grill, you've got the ability to already do toast. You're gonna do your toast from the grill. Yeah, old school. Right, here's how I was bought up. Here's a question, right? You know, what's wrong with you?

In, because you're a fan of sting. I am a fan of sting. You know, in English, when in New York, when he says, you drink coffee, I'll take tea my dear. And then he says, I like my toast on both sides now I think that's international I don't think that's particularly British I don't think toasters are a British thing and Americans have do it all on the grill we're just stepped into an ace dispute here and it's this is this is only gonna be settled at the end of the episode you think it's

toasted on one side but which makes no sense at all but I always don't like both sides is that not the lyric I like my test turn on one side you think it's on one side you think it's on both sides I mean both sides makes way more sense but then who is How is that an English thing to Americans toast one side that makes nice and so when you do the grill when you when you toast in the grill We will find this out the end there yeah, when you't use it in the grill that does things I do have a toast every time I use it. I'm like, this is a waste of space on my counter top. This toaster. What we're doing every time you use it,

you think it's a waste of space. Sure, it should be the other times when you're not using it. You think it's a waste of space. Hard to clean. If you get anything smaller than a piece of toast, like a crumpet or a hot cross bun, nightmare to get back out. Do you not have little tongs?

Sorry to ask a personal matter question. No, no. No, no. Have something like that, so you're not. It's like a wooden spoon I use. Yeah, there we go. It's still hard work. It's like saying, you mad bro.

You mad bro. It's like saying a kettle. Can I just say Thomas, Thomas, Thomas is currently working with a couple of YouTubers. He's actually directing a YouTubers show. And now he's using the phrase, are you mad bro? I'm your mad bro.

I'm your mad bro. It's not how they cook. It's like saying, I don't want to kettle, because I'll put a pan on the oven stove. It's a good point. No, but that cooks a lot quicker. Cooks. Get a kettle.

Water, cook. It's very quick in a kettle. You have a cooktor as in. Cooked water. I've cooked water. I've cooked water in my cocktail. Quicker cooks get a lot of quick very quick at a Keckler you have cut water is in yeah Cut water I've cooked water on my Coat the Breads it's one of the Coloury It's in the sting song

I like my like water Cooked with coffee I think he has his toast done on one side So I'm going to say oh you're back in Clarke on this one how he I'm back in Clarke back in Clarke is sting but then then what the fuck's he talking about because everyone has to do done on both sides. Yes, so either way though it doesn't really work. Whether you're using a toaster, whether you're using a grill, whether you're using one of

those little conveyor belts from a hotel, it's always doing both sides. Now look, the conveyor belt from the hotel, that's a waste of your counter. If you've got all the votes on your counter, it takes a long time and they never quite They never quite do it do they know you have to put it. Yeah, you put it in too much exactly one trip's not enough So you have on the second time round you have to try and kind of push it halfway through Well, you bring a wooden spoon with you I do always Get around with it. There's always also the risk of someone coming in and snagging your taste It's kind of like there's always a little bit of a lag grab at that

You've got to watch it haven't you again politics? Yeah women are around The man in his 50s the toasts coming down. What do I do? Some of them the toast someone's been to polite with a piece that's left there and then that piece has gone cold and stay on the agenda I'm breakfast you're always the you're always a Gentleman. Well breakfast means breakfast stink in that song Yes, he's taking on quite a large mantle there right because he's talking for all Englishman Well, I mean he says I'm an Englishman in New York. Yes, and he's saying so I like I take tea. Yes, so he's not saying we all But the song isn't I'm stinging New York

But the song isn't I'm sting in New York I only like smarties. I don't like a boost chocolate bar. I'm sting Of all the cliches about sting His taste for confectionery is never been one of the you could have picked the tactics X you could have picked him Standing next to the the the tribes people. Yeah, you could have picked him standing next to the tribes people. You could have picked him, you know, the safe, the safe, the earth stuff. You've picked him being notoriously pretentious, but you picked his, his boosts smartly.

Like, he's not big. It's a hot take. I always said it. That's one of the things that's something specific. But like, I'm saying, it's not a song about a sting in New York. No, I think you like it. This is what it is being an Englishman in New York.

So when he's saying all these things, he's actually, if you're an American, you're like, oh, that's what they're like. Actually, that's what things like. You have to be quite, that's to be a lot of ego to write that song. That's all I'm saying. So you're writing it for an American market, though, and being like, this is all what they think English people are like, so they're going to love this. Absolutely.

He's basically saying, I say, Tudor Pipp at the end of sentences. You know, like he's playing to, he's playing to a, well, firstly, a much bigger market. So why do you try to shit about it as only having toast on one side? Well, you just said it, is he mad bro? Is he mad bro?

Is he mad bro? Do you think Sting in future, should all of his songs should be, you know, it's not like, um, giant steps or what we take walking on the moon. It should be giant steps or what sting takes. Walking on the moon. Walking on the moon.

There's tings, there's tings, moon. Is he double-joined? That's imagine he's doing that. That tantric stuff really works. He's got yoga coming out of his muzzle. He's got yoga coming out of his voo-vos-o-lo. My go-wins like you at. Long overdue that. He's got yoga coming out of his vuvazola Michael Winslow do it

Long overdue that Michael Winslow and sting either they I mean he's working with Shaggy Michael Winslow has I was thinking as yeah You know I mean the thing is though. Let's can we just say that Shaggy by the way is a musician Michael Winslow basically is just a dude who sometimes makes, like, sort of, don't be henchman. Yes, but they do both make funny noises with their mates, right? Shaggy's kind of got like a... Shaggy's got funny voice.

It was my... I mean, Shaggy could do a better Vuvuzeiler. And Shaggy. Yeah, Shaggy could do a better Vuvuzeiler than Michael Winslow. I bet. Shaggy do a Vuvuzeiler. Ooh.

He's right there. That's actually very good. It was him. That's amazing. That was really good. Who made that vuvuzela sound? It was me. That's me, dear.

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Can I have a lift a living long meeting? I'm glad we're finally taking down the song it wasn't me and English in New York on a podcast recording in let me just check now Oh, yeah, that's right 2019. It's all right. I'm using the language of the youth The youth that's yet. That's right. Are you mad bro? Oh? You mad bro. This is horse wash about your toaster, crazy. Horse wash. Who prefers? I'm not sure.

No, it's horse wash. It's slits from your horse wash next to your lecture tooth. I don't like that one. That's why your teeth are so nice. I reach from a horse wash, and there's my horse wash. I should have kept it at the stable. What do you wash with a horse? What do you wash a horse with?

Shampoo? I'm guessing there's going to be some sort of horse shampoo. Is horse shampoo different to you? By the way, guys, do write us in. At Pappi's Tweets. What do you wash? You can email us. Or if you start to a page and you'll receive footage of

Clarkie washing your horse. To be good at pressing the shaggy, as I go. Well, to Clarkie, you're gonna wash up. You did actually, you once got as a birthday present, like mucking out animals at the zoo, didn't you? I did, yeah. Oh, then you got a zookeeper for a day. That was a dream.

So do you think we could arrange Red Leta Day for you to go wash our horse impersonating Shaggy as you do so? I'm up for it. How's Shaggy's got a horse? How's Shaggy got a horse? It's a good question. And one that we're looking for an answer for is how many people do you think? Like successful people?

Own horse. Like if you reach a certain level of fame, you're going to own a horse. That's a good point. And I think it seems like I would hate it. I would hate it. I would hate it. I would hate it. I would hate it. I would hate it. I would hate it. I would hate it. I would hate it.

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I would hate it. I would hate it. I would hate it. I would hate it. I would hate it. I would hate it. I would hate it. I would hate it. I would hate it. I would them. But then you throw it in there and go well how shaggy got a horse you go yeah. Costas got a horse.

I tell you it's got a few. Costas. Costas got a horse. I think it's got a horse. I mean, dances with wolves didn't he? He's got a horse. I'm not sure if you've got a wolf. He's got a wolf.

He's got a wolf. He's got a wolf. He's got a postman. He's got a glass of water. Famous leaf. He's in a film. He will buy the field or to fields And it and slept on it

He actually sleeps in a field one thing you don't know about customer. He sleeps outdoors. Alfred's go under his wolf I believe that I believe things about customer under a wolf gazebo, but you know like customers got a horse Jamie Foxx has got a horse With his horse Jamie Foxx because he did that thing in Jacob and Chained. Yeah, very kind of guy. You've got to go with horses. You can't see the horses in there. It's fucking cool with that movie.

So, like, what? What? What I'm saying is. What I'm saying is. What I'm saying is. Chucker fame is person my way, and I'll tell you whether they have horse. Horse on no horse. Oh, great.

Yes, please. Okay, and welcome to another fantastic episode of horse or no horse. Now, we've got Tom Poweray here, our reigning champion, and a new another fantastic episode of horse or no horse now we've got Tom power here our reigning champion and a new contender Benedict's clock now Ben How do you think you're gonna do at horse or no horse? I think I am gonna do surprisingly Badly surprisingly Okay, does that mean you're gonna do wait hang on a second. You're already told you're gonna do surprisingly bad. Where's the surprise element coming in? Okay, so so we're gonna start I'm gonna start with the celebrity horse or no horse horse or no very mind of

Delis that we have no way of checking whether the answer is correct We're checking this we're just gonna we're purely to sort of go off a kind of horse feeling. Is there a database? No. I'm sure we, is there a database? Is there a database? So, you're in this next week, we'll be playing. Is there a database?

There's a different quiz. Is there a different quiz? Could we not mention is there a database? So, I can't really pitch that to ITV2? He instillings very interested, so guys, just, so guys, is there a database on the down? Which by the way, is there a database on the down? You'll be able to watch ITV3 after is there a database? Hosted by?

Hosted by Olimers. Oh, how the mighty fallen. So, well, here we go. Here we go, horse or no horse? Horse or no horse? Ron Perlman Okay, oh an early and early a contest every we did it even established the rules of whether it's buzzing But I heard it isn't a buzzing game, but you said er and that is enough great

Perman horse all day Huge horse man, okay, I can reveal now that Ron Perman has a horse. Yeah, by the way, bear in mind, listen, we do not know this. You know how you know how owners start to look like their pets. I mean, the clues are all there. It's a good point. Clues were all there. Okay, he's always looked like a Okay. He's always looked like a horse. He's always looked like a horse. That's why he got one. Sometimes it works the other way around.

He must have ridden a horse enough. I'm going on the... This is my conjecture. Yeah, go on. Okay. Is that the right word? You're watching this is my conjecture. Is that the right word for this?

Your conjecture is that... I would postulate. Postulate? Yeah. That's my next one Pete postulates we know he's passed on but before he died he did a horse no two working class correct he didn't own a horse but he died by being trapped with the death by a horse so fun facts that by the horse type of the horse live near a horse die under a horse that's probably blessed surely but you know what the great thing about it was he did get votes for women so I live near a horse, die under a horse. That's probably blessed, surely.

But you know what, the great thing about it was he did get votes for women. So... Did the off-monger win everywhere? So... Oh, I forgot what to say. You were going to postulates. If you've seen an actor in a film

ride a horse convincingly, they've got enough money. There's every chunk they will own a horse. I saw him go. Oh, okay. That's how I'm going to. That's how I'm going to. That's how I'm going to. That's how I'm going to. That's how I'm going to. I don't know. I think it's a little bit like if you if you know you're going to have to ride a horse in one movie, why wouldn't you just rent a horse? Rent a horse. Rent a horse. Rent a horse. Rent a horse.

I'd go horse riding lessons, person. That's the better way of describing it, Clark. Yeah, Robin. Well, they rent a horse. Can you rent a horse? horse riding lessons person that's better way to describe it Clarky yeah Robin rather render horse Can you rent a horse is it like yeah sure you should we start should we start who who Whover and I want quite who for instead of Uber where we just right round London Oh my god What a horse Drop on the back. It'll be hoofa without the art and actually that makes it seem like it's Tinder or grinder or one of those You're gonna check a horse.

I've been matched with this horse. I understand it's Ron Pullman. The dating app for horses would be called Saddle. Yes, Saddle. A poofa is the Uber for horses. Just to clear that up. By the way, this is how Pai wins the game. He answers one question correctly and runs the clock down. And filibuster backs up.

Absolutely filibuster, is it? Does filibuster. fill ebuster. Oh no horse. Well it's a long answer that question actually and I'm going to be starting by saying we're very good that we're all hit down. Oh I see that was you two. Yeah but you stopped.

Yeah we're just watching. Just going to watch see how long you do. So you beat her out. So, beat her out. Beat her out. Yeah definitely. No, Pete's right's going to wrap it. Okay. Still that routine. Oh, yeah

Good, isn't it we're back in the mix Are you all right we're relevant again guys hang on a second just three men sitting in the room talking to each other finally That horse this is what the podcast scene is like a game that isn't a game the game is a game if you would let me get to the next Okay, I on you go. Moira's two hits. Also no horse. Good question. Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, E, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, Ehh, E Oh, it's really good. Oh, it's really good. And this is the advert? Toasters. I don't like him. You might. It's not bad.

Has me do. For what belief would you take him? Has me do. I can reveal now more to Stuart. No horse. Interesting. Doesn't own a horse. That's how he'll come as a surprise to a lot of listeners.

This is going to come as a surprise. So this is... Stuart's a really good one. This, by the way, it's fastest finger first. This is for the competition. Here we go. It, by the way, it's fastest finger first. This is for the competition. Here we go. It's one all. What?

Fastest finger first. What does the winner... A horse thief? The winner gets to wash a horse. Oh, yes. With horse wash. With horse wash or any shampoo if you're choosing. Because we've established that horse shampoo is probably the same as human shampoo.

Probably. It's soap, isn't it? It's all soap. It's all soap. I think you could do a lot of the cosmetic industry which we're saying. It's gonna be soap it's all soap it's all soap I think you could do a lot you could do a lot of the cosmetic industry with my saying it's all soap it's all soap it's all soap like you got three of it's still the advert by the way sorry it's a different advert guys do take three bottles into the shower into the shower it's all soap can we hear that again please two things firstly it's like you said you secondly you really stumbled over the words. So I'm sorry, can we hear that again? Because you've got top-barry, of course. Does voiceover, just not very good. Okay, are you serious again?

Guys, do you take three shots? Oh, I can't take three shots. Can't three shots, it ain't. Do you take three horses into the shower? Harry, can I ask you, would you like the seat? I think you should take the seat. Is that the voice? You're seriously in trouble mate. Okay, let's do one more. Okay guys. Do you take three bottles of shampoo into the shower? No, no one does

No, I take people to Shambu That was Really really loving and I've got your agency melt right so you're gonna be you're gonna be hearing Okay, for mass never but you know you're gonna be here. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. No really really lovely Thank you so much and really really love it. What is it? It's good. You're gonna revive it. Yeah, yeah, you walk it Right now final final horse or no horse horse or no horse of course of course or no horse my kingdom for a horse No horse

Mark ruffalo Horst Harry was fastest finger first horse all all day long. Ruffalo has got a ranch. Come out, come out to my place at the weekend man. Come out, we'll just hang, we'll take the horses out, we'll have a smoke. I'll show you some videos I've made on climate change. Oh no, sorry Mark, I'm busy this weekend. You know how much yourself out of that? You've got to come out to the ranch man, it's going to be great. We'll take the horses out. Not for me, Ruffalo.

Okay, and I can reveal the answer. Next episode. Wow! A cliffhanger. A cliffhanger. No, of course. A cliffhanger. He owns a horse.

Peter Outs. Cliffhanger. And Phil E. Buster. The old gang back together again. Back when they belong. Or casting. They're apparently sitting in the room. They just stick at their opinions. What's on? So, no, I can reveal now, Clarky. Yes.

You said you were going to do surprisingly badly. Mm. Perry is our reigning champion and expert horse or no horse Years in the game. Are you gonna be taking his place? I certainly hope so so do we all Because I'm not gonna like to you. We don't like Tom that much It's not so much that he's not good at the game. He is good at the game He is good at the end of the end of each answer and to start to talk like all of us I've got to go out in the edit. I'm also managing director of horse or no horse and Executives produce. He's the exact oh that's the problem. He shouldn't be on the show. I you know that seems unfair I can now reveal

You're always revealing things. I'm gonna reveal now. Very good at revealing things For someone who doesn't actually know the answers this game, you're very good at revealing the answer. Do you think so? Yeah. Why do you think I'd make the host of a good podcast? So let's not get our games about my station. Don't forget to listen to Flat Share, slam down. Once a month. First Tuesday.

Now. He's going to reveal it. He's going to reveal it. Officially reveal. Tentox. Tentox. Is he here to... No, Tentox is here. He's doing another podcast later on. 10 talks Ted talks is he here to know ten to his hair

He's doing another podcast later on She put no sheep It's not easier sheep on a sheep. Yeah, it's mostly no always no Probably it's mostly no are they a farmer? No, do they have sheep? No even the dude who plays the farmer in babe even the dude who plays the farmer in babe does that she didn't go method no didn't go method and whatever does they just hire them now guys I can I bet Daniel Daly-Wiss is got a sheet

oh yeah of course he has he's got one of everything do you think we're ever asked do you think we're ever asking if Daly-Wiss has a horse he's got the manadry he's got an arc Daly-Wiss is our Noah Daly-Wiss is a modern Daly-Noah say that to someone today and see how far it gets you conversation wise He's got an arc. Day Lewis is our Noah. Day Lewis is a modern day Noah. Say that to someone today and see how far it gets you conversation wise.

Day Lewis is a modern day Noah. Listen to the idea. When you're on the lunch today or on lunch. When you're on the lunch. When you're on the lunch. When you're on the lunch. When you're on your watercouple. You might have noticed.

We don't have proper jobs. So when you're on the lunch. Yeah, but we do have lunch. Wow. I had toast done on one side. See if you can toast this broke. The next time you're at dinner party, wading early doors with,

I'm just gonna put it out there, day Lewis is hour now. Do you own my equivalent of that? For real is our porn macaw. Yeah, you're always there. Okay, first of that's not true. Secondly, I can now reveal. Okay, oh, that's not true. Secondly, I can now reveal. Okay, oh, we're back in it.

We're back in it. The lovely stuff. I can now reveal. Yes. Ruffalo. Is I know? We've already got another. Oh, Dei Lewis.

Ruffalo's I grew up with, famously. I mean, mostly Ruffalo's a Ruffalo. I can reveal. I'm Ruffalo. Oh, it's a pony. I can reveal... ...that Ruffalo... ... owns a pony. Oh! It's a split decision! It's a split decision, it means you both get half a point.

Congratulations, you're both the winners! I'm cleaning the front half of the horse. Oh! And you're all cleaning the back half of the toaster! Great game, great chat, lovely stuff. You know, listen to me, you can play it on, if you've got on car journeys, you can do it, you know? If you play it on car journeys or... Do you want to think of another thing that other car journeys? You say it's right? You're on the tube.

If you're on the open seat, you say, guys, let's play a game of horse on no horse to see who gets the seat. And then this is it with solved the problem. Which solved the riddle. We've come full circle. The snake is eating its own tail. The toast is done on one side. I see it. I see it.

I see it. What would you say to Roman? I see it. Probably nothing at all. Wow! Listen, dear. That was a treat. What?

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And we have trusted him and she said, I've not found anything. She could be on Candy Crush. Oh, for all I know. Have we found out does sting like his toast on both sides or on one side? We can find that out. He likes it done on one side. Wow. Oh.

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