Pappy's Flatshare - House Meeting (-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r) S11E17

Episode Date: April 26, 2021

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It's like theaters December 15th. Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom. I'm Ben. I'm Matthew and welcome to another fantastic episode of Pappy's Flat Share House Meeting. House Meeting! What temperature should we set? The heating!

That's the chat in my house at the moment. My wife is obsessed with temperature. Anyway, it's really interesting to me. This is interesting to me because you're not, at the moment, isn't the weather nice enough that you don't have to set the heating? Yes, yes, that's what you would think, isn't it? No, no, no.

This is not a beef brothers, we can't get into it, we'll talk about this next time. Of course. Yeah, my wife is listening to this, so I want to say we're all, we love the temperature, it's good, it's good, it's good. It's good. Oh, love the temperature.

We're all loving that temperature, guys. We all love the temperature here. Right, we're only ordered of business before we get into this house meeting. Yes, indeed, there is, as always, the, there is always the Patreon. So if you, if you haven't joined the Patreon, now is a great time to hop on board.

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And he goes, well, I can, no. I think I'd mentally logged off by that one. Thank you. Yeah. Tom was like, I'm quite tired. We should call it an eye. It's like, hey, does anyone want to put what I hang out? Tom, do you want to just hang out?

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because we'd love to see your own offerings absolutely for make sense later on. Yeah, do it. your own offerings, absolutely, or make sense later on. Yeah. Yeah. Do it. I've had a thought. I've got an issue.

I've got a question I want to ask you. I want to talk. I want a chat. OK, let's sit down and chew the fat. Has beaten beaten beaten. What temperature should we set the heat to? Has beaten beaten beaten beaten. Why on earth am I always weak?

How stupid be ten, be ten, be ten. Who went my bed while I was sleeping? There's half a half-meeting. Be ten, be ten, be ten. What's the point? Does life have a meeting? Half-meeting. Have either of you guys got a favourite organ? As in, like, Hammond or Bon Tempe?

No, I see them. Like. I mean, the one in York Minster is pretty amazing. What's the one that's like the word it's a... The mighty word it's a... Of course, I love the mighty word it's a... Driving that is from gigs, they used to do like a show on... Was it Radio 3 or Radio 2? Yeah. A mighty word it's we used to listen to that

on the drive back from GIGS, which does make it seem like we were gigging in the 1940s, which we weren't, we were gigging it. It's not like, it's like, this is like 2013. Yeah, yeah, the world is. It was a different time, wasn't it?

What, that is mad, that is true. Driving home from Rageeg, listening to an hour of litters. A little extra on the wireless, yeah. Yes. It was, it was, it would start as well, and there would be a lot of fun, a lot of novelty. And then about minute 45, you suddenly go,

this is maddening, and it's scrambling my brain, listening to this. Blah, blah, blah, no, no, no, no. The thing about those boys is you can't go half-heartedly into only one of those fuckers, can you? Because it's like half fucking cathedrals were. Well also, don't they rise up out the floor? I was going to say.

It's a bit like, you know, like, project. It's a below ground pool that you don't feel with water, but you feel with a whirliter. That's what happens with a lot of people. They buy a house that's got a below ground pool, but they realize it's actually very expensive to heat a pool. Well, imagine having the space for a swimming pool but opting for an organ.

It's a home, man, no. I think I know what we're gonna do with that area there, love. It's pretty, it's a hell of a commitment to an organ that hasn't got a lot of variety. It's the kind of thing, though, Tom, I can imagine you going for, I'm gonna learn the law. I'm extending you to the law. You're gonna go from the basement to the loft, you're gonna go from the loft. I like the idea of the, he starts playing it in the basement, it rises up, but actually the people on the first floor, they're not interested in what he's got to.

Up to the second, no nothing at all there, okay, up to the basement. The basement of my bird's like his house opens up, but he comes up at the top. Oh, I'm glued. Like the great glass elevator, exactly. The chimney stack opens up and Perry shoots off into the sky, play in the mighty Whirlitzer where the people of Exeter salute him. It can't be 11pm already. What a lesson man's just flown by the window.

If you don't eat your dinner, will it's a man I'll come and get you? Yeah. Local character, Whirlitzer man, who's arrested arrested today. I forget a child for not eating his dinner Well, it's a man I've seen like super nanny, but in a really annoying way Just emerges from the ground. No, no musical organ and any way musical organ that's it's got to be Hammond right any fucking day of the week That fucking Hammond, right? Any fucking day of the week, that fucking Hammond,

that fucking Hammond, all in chunky, like a rolling stone, I mean, come on, it's fucking... Clav. Is it Hammond on White or Shader Pale? Is that a clav? I don't know, mate. Anyway, that was much more comfortable talking about the Wurlitz, sir.

Oh, it's my other work we all know your favorite and about that Hammond and you're going you're going I don't know going into Hammond's and Clavs Crossbees or Crossbees is a mine Hammond and Ben unfortunately has gone for Clav without knowing what one looks or sounds like one

one it sounds like we're the top game in there it's like a Hammond and Claveson. It's like a top game, but for keyboards, it's the world's worst show. No one's interested. Three middle-aged men stand around a corg and go, well, check out the instrumental on this. Fucking hell.

You must have had a world, it's a flip-sover and crushes me. Trust me, he's got done. The gerbals got done by another world, it's a flips over and crashes me. LAUGHTER Crossbees got done, the gerbals got done by another world, it's a crash. He was playing the world, it's a going down a ski slope this time. Why do we... We keep on having to push the boat out, and speaking of which, get on the boat, there's a cork on there. Err, err, err. LAUGHTER

I'm going down the Thames, playing a cork. LAUGHTER It's not a piece. It's not a bad impression, actually. I really like the idea. I think if you write, if you saw a flatbed lorry, a flatbed truck going down the motorway and there was a guy on the back playing an organ of any kind, you'd be absolutely surprised. Oh, you know you're talking about a word it to that I've got to play it to play it to listeners

You tried to play it cool there and said an organ of any kind but we know we know what kind of organ you're talking about when you're talking about an organ man Yeah, that's a lot of organ boy So you're on word it's a guy We should say this episode sponsored by keyboards, by the way. Did you ever keep, I mean like, you must have had keyboards. Everyone had keyboards in their acts when they were growing up. Oh yeah, yeah.

They were fucking men with a demo, yeah. Yeah, those casios, those corks, absolutely insane. It'd be like, you'd be eight, and you'd an instrument that's got a hundred different types of style on it You didn't even know what a fucking boss and over was like my sister could play that was our musical education Education wasn't it it was yeah, it was like should play like a like like Was it like on tempo or something like you have like fucking bass and over swing background. Playing with a machine gun. There was 10 machines, which meant the speed. Like on machine guns setting.

Just going like, Pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff, p You need a hundred settings on nine. Yeah, anyway, that wasn't the question. The question was, organ in your body, if you got like a fave. Cause like, is he penis and organ? Well, your penis is known as your organ, isn't it? Yeah, but I mean, I don't know if it's, which makes sense. Which makes it look like it's an organ in your brain.

It certainly rises up out of the ground when it gets interesting. Am I right? The ground. You're not right. I'm wrong. Do you have a below ground penis? Well, if I'm, I like to imagine my body, my belt line is ground level. You know, so it's good. My waist is ground level. You know, my wife is ground zero. Yeah. Like Jesus Christ. Lord. So we'll be right back. You know, I tell you, you're junks. This is where we cut to an advert

for a whirling. God's base in the attic. Yeah Yeah, you kind of go, you're junks in the basement, isn't it, which is kind of where you want it to be. Yeah, but there's what you need. If you're, if you look, if you think the body is a house, the crotch is the mezzanine, surely it's not the crotch. You got to need crotch. But well, it's got to be, it's not the The Crotch or the Mezzanine on You got mezzanine, Crotch, but Well, it's got to be, it's, well, at the very least, the landing The landing, yeah

That's why it's the landing strip Yeah, yeah Well, we all know But there's no way to be destroyed The playground version of Ace of Bases I saw the sign, I mean, Glancing disc, can I ever leave it for It is intrinsically the second part of the house, even more so than bedroom.

So, you're, right, let's get this right now. You're saying that your brain's in the attic. Your brain's in the attic and your, my face is the bedroom. My torso's the living room. Yeah. To what your legs are in the basement. Yeah, what your legs and what your legs then Foundations my good man the foundations Oh the god on the garden path maybe two garden path Do you remember that thing when you're at school? Wait, wait, you can't say to your garden part and then just move the topic along

Well, no, I'm not moving the topic along, this is pertinent. Did you ever do that thing when you were at a school where it was like, draw a man with no arms. He's getting chased by bees. He jumps in a pond behind the pond, the two hills. And over that coming out of the hills are two rivers. Step away, what have you drawn? The face of a dog.

A dog, did you ever do that, Crosby? No, great. Oh my God, okay, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, listen, idea. Okay, wait, no, no, I'm just, I'm gonna go and grab a pen and paper because I wanna do it now, okay. Great, we've got to do this, right?

Great, got it, got it, got it, got it. I wish we hadn't told him what the end was, although, yeah, although he made, maybe he wasn't listening to us, he doesn't listen to us, but, I mean, right, I just wanna get this right, yeah, so behind this, to, oh, although he made maybe he wasn't listening to us, he doesn't listen to us, but I mean, right, I just want to get this right, yeah, so behind this, oh, it's tricky actually, but I've, yeah, I can probably do it, I only managed it a couple of times. I mean, I was, my brain broke on this. I was just like, I just couldn't stop drawing it,

like, honestly, if you could see, yeah, could see notepads or homework from primary school, it's like I had some kind of psycho obsession with this stuff. Because I just physically couldn't stop doing it. It was like the most impressive thing. I could draw in my life. I'm back, I'm back. What's up? Okay, here we go.

Okay. So they're gonna be like Bob Ross five to this. Okay, so. It's gonna be very, here we go. They're going to be like Bob Ross vibe to this. Okay, so... It's going to be very relaxing for some people. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What I want you to do is draw a stickman with no arms. Mr. Stickman, he's got no arms. Okay, stickman, and he's got no arms.

Yeah, and one... No. Yeah, I mean, no. Does, no, no, if you want to, yeah, I mean, I mean, I can't, you know, this doesn't, you, I, I just have to, okay, yeah, that's true. I'm going to give him a little pair, I'm going to give him a little pair, I'm going to give him two garden paths. Do, do draw along listeners because we'd love to see fight. Yeah, so drawn after. Stickman with no arms is going for a walk. Suddenly, a round his head started buzzing a herd of bees.

A bunch of bees. A group of swarps. Bees started swarming around his head. Bees started swarming around his head. That's good stuff. So, quick as a flash He jumps into pond

Quick as a flash so he jumps he jumps into a pond so he's in the middle of a pond so draw around Mr Stickman yep the pond that he jumped into Stickman yep the pond that he jumped into yeah, can you be drawing one at the same time so we can see what the right thing I am Oh, yes, of course. Yes, of course Not his first attack this also I've got a tattoo artist currently doing this In the stakes But my my ass is very high

Yeah in the stakes. The stakes are quite high. The stakes are very high. You're doing it on the back of your head. So you've got an undercut for a reason. Directly behind the pond, connected to the pond, but behind the pond are two hills. And in the centre of each hill. Yeah connected to the pond and The middle big enough and in the oh yeah, and in the mission said like should know and in the bottom of I've drawn each of us well thought in the bottom of each of these hills. Yeah, he's a cave Okay, okay cave. Okay. Okay. This is all coming back to me. That's I hear. Yeah, you can you can see it, can't you? Okay, so there's a cave. What the bottom of each of these hills? So strong. Behind both of those hills. Appreciate it,

mate. Thanks, man. Rest in peace, Jim Steinan. Oh yeah, so sad. Very fitting tribute behind... Oh, in fact, there's something else we can talk about once this is done. So, behind both of those titles. So guys, do stay tuned, if you're worried, you're losing interest in hearing a man being described a picture he's drawing, then stick around when we talk about the death of one of theatre rocks, shining stars. Okay. I don't forget, we will be coming back to the feature.

What is your favorite body organ? What is the favorite organ in the body? Okay, yep, got it. So the hills and the caves connected to the pond. I've drawn my ponds too small, but the hills just look, I've just drawn I've drawn my ponds too small, but I've The hills just look I've just drawn like a big ass coming out of a pond You might be quite close actually don't worry about that. That's this is you're on the right tracks

Behind both of those hills is a really large hill Yeah, and 19 almost but like it's a big large hill behind both of those. Yeah. And coming out the side of that hill, on both sides of that hill are two rivers. Okay. Rivers. Well, yes. Rivers that run down past the side of the pond and out. Okay. Okay, that's it.

So, how on the side of a mountain, a river's flowing. Yeah. Okay. Okay, that's it. So how the side of a mountain a river is flowing? Yeah, beautiful. That's like a waterfall. And of both sides of the, yeah, so either side of the mountain, you don't just flow. You told teaming. And flowing past the pond. Pass the pond and down, yes. But it does come to an end. Do they join up together? No, they just kind of, they just flow. They kind of contain themselves. They kind of contain themselves.

Got it. Great. Okay, so I have drawn, and we'll show this on the link. Can we do that in the thing? So it should look something like. No. No. Oh no. Which is a dog. So it should look something like I tell you what happened I tell you what's gone wrong here. Well, it's gone wrong and then you can talk us through it. Okay My god, it's a monkey

It's not awful. It's not it's not awful, but it's not awful. It's not awful, but it's not It looks like it's not like a CBC character though Like you could be something off of an adventure time or something like that It'd be like Chunky the Alien or something It's Chunky the Alien Of course I'll pay for it, Chunky Chunky, what are you doing here? It's very Chunky, what are you doing here? Are any children's TV producers? Is there any children's TV producers?

I am available for writing work. We could do Chunky, the alien. So, yeah, what's happened there, basically, is... It's gone wrong from the pond, doesn't it? Yes, what happened with the... What happened there is that when you said he jumps into the pond, I drew him, basically, up to his waist in the pond doesn't it? Yes, what happened with the, what happened there is that when you said he jumped into the pond, I drew him basically up to his waist in the pond. What I should have done is... Up to his brain level.

Up to, yeah, up to his... well, just above the metanine and yeah, it's not... Yeah, you should have drawn it all the way around. It's, well, I'll take a photo of it and we'll stick it on Instagram, or on Twitter and stuff, but it's not, it's not a... What it looks like is, like, it looks like what would come out the other side in the fly if a dog and a chunky alien got it. Well, a second ago, you said it was perfect for chunky. You said it was chunky alien. Don't sugarcoat it. Does it look like chunky or not, man? It's like a doggy.

It's like a doggy. And a whirlitzer had gone into a capsule together. I can't even know what anyone could play. Oh boy. Yeah, take a photo of yours as well and I'll stick it up on Twitter and Instagram. I was absolutely obsessed with that as a kid. It's really good and I know how I see how I made the mistake. I drew hundreds of that dog.

It's really good. Then my brain got broke on gas water and electricity, three houses, and you've got to join them up with pipes. Did you ever get stuck on that? No, I don't know. That is true. Oh man, absolutely, I was a fun this stuff. You draw three circles on the bottom of a page, put a G and W in an E, gas water and electricity, and then at the top of your page you draw three houses, and you have to connect each house up with pipes from each, so every house has to have gas gas water electricity, but you can't cross pipes

Screams got yeah the pipes can't go over each other Wow and honestly you are in for Foxy doku mate. I'm telling you that's a mate and that shit. I'll give you so they've all got a time. They've all got a big beat They've all got to be, they've all got to be below ground, presumably. They've all been, I think your fundamental problem with all of these exercises crossbees, you're immediately thinking three dimensions,

you're having the similar trouble to the pond here. Yeah, but that's because that's, it's a two-dimensional problem. No, it isn't. Have you bought a house in, like one of those flats, like in an. No, it isn't. Have you bought a house in like, you know, one of those, one of those flats, like in an old western, you know, it's just a, no house. It's just a frudge. There's no house permit. Imagine it's in my house. Come on. Well, my house is in three dimension. I can tell you. This is in three dimensions. Someone's doing pretty well for themselves. And the back.

Oh, right. I see, you've gone for the three dimensions. Have you all loved it? No, no, no, no. Have you forwarded that after spending all your money on a world it, so mate? But is it near a tube? That's my question.

It is, no. It's not near a tube. It is near a tube that pops gas into the house, though. So I can cut or kill myself. What do you want to want to do? Above the ground or saying, so you're just working, almost like you're a time planner operating from a drone.

You're looking down on the drone. Like so, you know, it's a two dimensional problem. You can't go over or under the pipes, basically. But you can go all the way round the houses. You can use all four. We often do. Yeah. By the way, which is your favorite organ?

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And also your favorite all of my songs. And you're quite a Steinem, isn't he? His name's Jim Steinman. Rest in peace. Yeah. So a guy I don't really know, sort of never has. Carry on with his story. His name, I don't really know, sort of never has. Carry on with his story. I don't know his name, I don't know the name of the song.

But it's all my favourite and I love it. You see, you see, you see. The songs of all time. The partial eclipse of the moon. They never asked me to do you, as you see at the funeral. I don't know why I never get out of this. I mean, I'm not on bad with names and memories. Come on, come on.

I mean, good'm not on bad with names and memories. Come on, come on. I mean, good old Jackie Stey, he's by his past. It's true. Sorry, anyway. The thing is, even Jim Stiehmann would allow a 3-8 bad, but you've got zero out of two. LAUGHTER So, have you seen the music video to totally clips of the heart? Because, zoot alours, it is one of the most mental things I've ever seen in my life.

Talk us through it. Bonnie Tyler is walking round a boarding school for boys. Yes, I have seen it. Loads of choir boys and their eyes start glowing. Yeah. And then invariably they get a little bit older. They lose a lot of clothes. She starts chasing them.

It all gets very weird, sexy. Their eyes start glowing like their aliens. Yeah. Or they're sort of possessed by some sort of like spectral beings. Mental. Mental. Mental. Mental. There were rules.s for you, man. Mental.

Mental. There were rules. When it came to music videos, you were allowed to do that kind of stuff. But the music video was apparently written and described in great detail to go with the song by Jim himself. So, he was kind of like, that he's got this song. Well, artistic vision, as anyone who's seen the bat out of hell musical knows That guy doesn't fuck around and he's got no idea how to tell a story

But he can write a song boy oh boy. Oh boy. Can you write a song? Fair play any day indeed I bet the the music of funeral is going to be absolutely brilliant. Would you, if you were Jim Steinem, would you have had in your will to play batter of hell and have the coffin on secret wheels and send out the trash? No, you've got to wear it throughout the sailing, right? What I would do is, no, I would, because you know, that I've hell's got like three or four different times when you think it's about to end.

I would have, I'd be cremated and have my coffin lower down and then suddenly come back up again. So it would lower down, then you hear the motorcycle was revgging. Rrrrr comes up, meatloaf stood on it. Meatloaf is cracked in half. Meatloaf and look off in this end, oh dear. Extraordinary. We've got a team at one. Reading about their relationship.

Right. Reading about their relationship, it said, they fell out, loads, and it often ended up in court, really acrimonious, but then they're just make up and carry on working together. That's right. It happened two or three times. Imagine going to court, like imagine yours,

falling out, that's easy to imagine, but imagine the, imagine this going, that is exactly like what we've done in our. You're right clock you dying man. I Yeah, I don't know what I've got a bit of a Frog in my throat. I'm sorry to hear that as long as it's not something more serious Um, but I'm round that don't worry, Clarky. I'll give the Eulogy

So Barry Barry John was a great person. You went and say Barry Scott, didn't you? That's the boat from the silly bang adverts. He died as he lived, cleaning copper coins. He fell into the bats. He came out just a white orb. He went out with a silly bang though.

He definitely went out with a silly bang though. He definitely went out with a silly bang. Not a silly whimper, but a silly bang. No, what was that? What was I about to say? We're talking about suing each other and still being still being pals. I think I should come in at the other side of a court case and then just going water under the bridge in it. I don't know.

Maybe just because of the culture of suing in America. Maybe it's just like it's a bit more of a commonplace thing. Lots of American entertainers have got several kind of lawsuits on the bubble, always spinning the plates and then having several lawsuits. It's a nice way to stay in touch with your mates, isn't it really, a law suit?

Yeah, that's it. Honestly, we like this lawsuit. We just wouldn't have spoken to each other for ages. Cross me, I'm going to warn you right now. If I see Chonky crop up on CBBC and you haven't credited me, I'll see you in court, mate. All right. Chonky, the alien dog. If Chunky, the alien dog crops up on Netflix, the animated kid series on coming for you. Well listen, you know what, you can keep Chunky. I'll tell you the awkward thing in that case, if we did do that, the awkward thing is, Clarky is both mine and yours,

legal representative is the same. Yeah, that is true. It would be a real minefield for Clarkie having to represent both of us. And the kind of things I say in court are indefensible. Yeah, that's a real three way. That's true. You're the absolute captain of contempt of court.

That's it. I was the poster boy of contempt of course. Oh, come out of this worse off than anyone. I would obviously, if I took you to court, my mistake would be a hiring fan sure stand-in to represent me. Oh, that would be the, yeah. That would be the error.

Just give me one, all I ask is one actual trial. It would be the highlight. You're good, man. You've got the, you've got the, you know, you've got the 10,000 hours. Yeah. And we've got the audio footage to prove that. You've got the 10,000 hours of legal expertise.

I feel like I have got the gate of a man who would fancy his chances representing himself. Sorry Tom, can I just clarify which part of your body is your gate? And I think it might be a draw. It's at the end of my legs. It's at the end of my legs apparently. My legs are the guard. I was right, he's toenails. He's toenails at a guarding gate.

Oh that sounds, it doesn't sound like a bad bit of cocky rhyming slang though, does it? Got a trim the old garden gates? Toe? I know what I'm saying, it's not. I know what I'm saying, it's not entirely understood. I mean, it's still... It's a kind of rhyming, I'm a big fan of it. It's not rhyming slang.

It's just slang. Cockney slang. There you go. Trim the old garden gates. Use it today. Trim the old garden gates. use it today for you. Trim the old guard gates. I'm just gonna grab some water, say they carry. I think it's not a terrible idea, clocky, yeah. I'm worried about him.

No, it's you can hear him coughing, he's still coughing down the corridor. I'm gonna eat him in the bad ways, no. He's poor lad. Poor tad. So, he's good. He's poor, poor lad. Poor tadpole.

So, he's good. Well, you, did you have anything that you were obsessed with drawing when you were at primary school? Like that, for me, it was like, I was gonna say, it was that dog, then it was the houses and the things. And then I kind of started to have a crack at Fido, Dido. Fido, Dido's a good one. He was like, was he seven up for a while? Fido, Dido. Yeahido DiDoh is a good one. He was like, was he, was he seven up through a while?

Fido DiDoh. Yeah, he was seven up, yeah. Yeah, I think he was, I don't know if he was anything other than seven. Was Fido DiDoh, yeah, I was gonna say, was Fido DiDoh himself, and then he got bought in by seven up. Did seven up by into Fido DiDoh?

No, I think Fido, I think seven up created Fido DiDoh as a way to advertise seven up. Well, that's mad because Fido Diido. No, I think Fido, I think Seven Up created Fido Dido as a way to advertise Seven Up. Well, that's mad because Fido Dido has, like if you're gonna, if you're gonna create a character to sell Seven Up, you're gonna call him like, Jevon or something like that. You're gonna, you're gonna link, you're gonna know, are you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, There's there is coke of the monkey and snap rock on pop on those cats well, but you can go You don't have to call him something that sounds like you're the product name Don't ask me why right, but I looked up Tony the tiger the other day the history Tony the tiger and at one point I'm sorry. I am gonna have to ask you why me both ask you that yeah, why? Because I saw a picture of him and they'd got, he said they're great and they'd hyphenate it

between the girl and the EAT. So I was like, hold on, is that the catchphrase? Like a girl, a girl and then an EAT. EAT? EAT? Yeah, I guess. Or are they, is it some sort of subliminal thing where they're putting the word eating it, you know? So you know, that's why I thought, yeah, so that's

reading the word great, but I'm thinking the word eat. Yeah. So I was looking at it up and that, that didn't materialize, but he has like, anyone would like to give Clark a shot, by the way. He is, He is currently available. Where were you looking at this time of the tiger? Is it on your packet of frosties? It was on the internet, Tom. No, but where did you see the first... Where did you see...

Where did you chance it on the first time of the tiger? I don't know. Packed of frosties. I think Tom may have nailed it first time. No, no, it wasn't a packet of frosty, it was somewhere else. You know what? In your turn, if you were showing me his party, steady. So how did you think, great used to be, how would you do to?

I would just say words, like with lots of ours, but I never thought there was like a hyphen between the gore and the eat. Yeah, I'm with you on that. If you'd asked me how it was built, I wouldn't have put a high fin. But then on like Googling the picture, that was the only, there was only like one example with that hyphen in it.

So I don't think it's normally there. Right. But anyway. But anyway. So I got you stumbled across the rare packet where the what the famous hyphenated packet of frosties, that's it, it's worth millions. Like that penny black with the plain upside down.

Like the one time that they experimented with a hyphen. Yeah, that's it. Well, you've got to hang onto that packet. And guys, I think it was on the internet. Right. It was going up in the white table. The tiger and I started with a man in a pond. I thought there were hyphens along the way.

I thought it was like gr hyphenar hyphenar hyphenar hyphenar hyphenite. It's not a very catchy catchphrases, it. Gr hyphenar hyphenar. So he just, so he's just laughing. No, I've an arphanage. It's not a shnaf. So why do you think it's weird that Fido Diode was called Fido Diode?

Well, he's a man, isn't he? Oh, it's just a bloke. Because of Fido being a typical name for a bloke. Fido Diode is just a bloke because of fire. I don't think I can take it from the cloud or whatever. Go go the cloud. Fire the dino. It's just a bloke, isn't it? It's like they've created a guy. It's like he had a bit of,

he had like a life from himself. Do you know what I mean, right? It's like, like do you see what I mean? I think it was quite shrewd advertising though, because I think it like, it looked, I thought it was cool when I was a kid. In the same way that I didn't think tiny the tiger was cool.

Right. Well, I can take, do you want to know the story behind it? Behind Fyde I die though. Yeah, just looked it up on Wikipedia. Have you read his book? It's fun. I die day. No, I haven't.

I die day, does I lived? No. I died day. No, I haven't. I died day, as I lived. No, he was, in fact, created three years before he was licensed to PepsiCo. So he was created in 1985 when Sioux Rose doodled him on a napkin in a restaurant. Sioux Rose to the occasions. Sioux Rose to the occasions. And Tudor, Timon and Nat King. Sue Rose to the challenge. Tudor, Timon and Nat King, her friend, Joanna Farone, said, we should call him Fido Diallos. No, in fact, she came up with that name the next day on the,

wow, that must have been a good Tudor. If you're hanging out with a friend, they do a picture, and you are still thinking about the next day. And when it was a different time, wasn't it? Like this was back when people had listened to the word, it's from the radio. I mean, that's a different nice thing. We didn't ask what we were talking about.

Someone doodled on a napkin, that was your evening's entertainment, wasn't it? Yeah. You'd like a candle, gather around, crack a bottle. And they started stancing it onto t-shirts and these t-shirts became very popular in New York, apparently. And then seven up, seven up, sweeped in,

swept in and said, Oh, love that. God. And yeah. She is living my absolute dream. Well, you know, that's not big. That was the minute you drew. A big payday, right?

Sophie Rose. Dude, imagine, I love dude, Lyn. It's one of the things I can do. It's su-rose, I know we said it quite a while ago now, but yeah, he's not Sophie Rose, I don't know where you've got Sophie Rose from. Once again, you're not gonna be invited to the funeral and you're not gonna have to deliver a year-logy.

Sophie Rose has died out everyone. Ha ha ha, wow, ey, what a dream. You do, Lennon Akkin. Pepsi coming knocking. Can I just tell you about Tony DeTagas family? Yeah, yeah, of course. I hate to go back, but it really took me. Tony DeTagas family, right? Yeah.

They created various characters for him three years. He had a son called Tony Jr. Great name. He had mum called Mamatani. I name. He had a mum called Mamato. Oh, he hang on, was he in the sopranos? Oh, a wife called Mrs. Tony and a young daughter called Antoinette. Right, well that sort of confused, it's confusing isn't it? Because, right, well let's, let's, let's,

well is it, it's a bit like Danny Dyer isn't it? It's like a cross between Danny Dyer and Tony Suprano. Yeah, everybody has to be in somewhere linked to him. Mamatoni, that's the most confusing bit of Mamatoni, because that suggests that he's named after his own ex, not that confusing me, think about, he's named after his mother, he's Tony Jr., but presumably she's, is she Mamatoni with an eye? Is that how they're doing it?

Or is she Mamatoni with a while? No, just Mamatoni with a while. Any Papatoni? No, it's been a while. Mamatoni, her only child, she's decided to call, her own name, basically. Lucky? Lucky's walked off, it's unbelievable. Lucky walked off in the middle of me talking to him?

No, you're right. Sorry mate. You're the one who fucking brought up turning the tiger You don't wander off halfway through me asking you a question about it. Yeah, I Immediately regret it. I mean I was trying to step into help for I'm not really in this conversation I'm sniping from the sidelines. I can't suddenly pick up the shovel and go, I'm wanting to do for a living. What do you think about Fido diner? I was about to make a joke about Mamma Tony cheese

and thought better of it, so it's quite good. I thought I was quite proud of myself. No, you showed Amber and we were straight there. Thank you. So let's drill down into it now guys, because we spent a lot of time dancing up to the topic. But the reason we're here, of course, is what is your favorite organ inside your body?

Oh, now we're just saying. Are you saying internal organs? That's what you're saying, is it? Yeah, yeah. And isn't there like a big fire, you've or something like that? Is that like, That's what you wanna go and see when you go on safari.

Yeah, the big fire. If you're safari in round your body, yeah, if you're doing like a fantastic boy you go on Safari. Yeah, the big fight. If you're Safari in round your body. Yeah, if you're doing going like a fantastic boy, you're going to want to take in the heart. Obviously, the big guns, the heart, the lungs, the liver, the kidney, and the brain is the brain in organ. Yeah. So there's your five, is it?

There's your big five. Your heart, your brain, your lungs, your liver, your kidney. Anyone want to chuck in, spleen? No, I don't think so. Please, like, what's the planet that stopped being a planet? Pluto. One of them did, didn't it? One of them got booted out of being a planet. Yeah, I think Pluto. Lucky Pluto turns out you're just a moon or a sat, just ice. Just ice, ice. Anyway, I just I just I think splines not quite

enough is it it's a it's the funniest sounding wasn't it it sounds funny the spleen is your your intestines they do anything for you or they work and over time you working overtime you to have that fact just said that I've started to smell mine so okay I there's a thing isn't there with the and it's not internal but people say that the the largest organ is your skin right yeah yeah people do say that I'm not yeah which just makes think I just got no idea what I'm not having that but you know what that does make me feel I've in that that does

Actually, I think you'll find your skins and organ. I'm like get out the fucking party mate And they're like it's your house Technically you can fuck and I will leave technically you might be right, but technically you can fuck off doc No Technically you can fuck off, Doc. And tell you about Tony the Titan. No, family. No, family. No, Tony of all. Tony of all. Tony of all.

And I give this family everyone. Because I was just thinking about the heart has fantastic PR. It does not look like the hearts. And the heart gets used in so many ways Then like oh this has got heart this story's got heart, but like Like a fucking foot put it's a foot pump isn't it If you're sitting your what you're the bottom of your garden. You got your garden parts You're thinking if you're a kill is heel above the gate. I just feel like the

like quite a lot of the other organs get a bad rep. Yeah it's true it's true I mean I because I was gonna say like yeah but you know you're gonna die with that heart. I'm like yeah okay that look good look I can't I'm gonna die with that you're not living You're not living a great life for that, you're sick. Boy, you lived out of your skin that boy. He died. Clarkey died Zee Leaves. You tried to jump in out of his skin side out.

So you know, I just feel like I don't think you can do well without your liver, without your kidney, without your kidney, without your brain, no, no, your lungs. It's not which one would you be fine if they removed. It's not the crutch and clunky, because I think actually you're probably going to be losing a lung in a second for the way you've been hacking up. No, it doesn't sound that. You're not trying to show us your favourite organ in my mouth, I'm going to show you my favourite organ. My favourite organ, but it's my liver. Yeah, I do know what you mean the heart, obviously the heart, but I mean also the brain, doesn't it?

You know? That's it, I was going to go with heart because that's got to be me. That boy's got heart, but it's like, yeah, big ones. He's the brain, so you brains and the other brain is an all it's a fucking squelching foot pump it just goes it's like it's just an engine ring so it's not making that noise yeah but an engine ring is a pretty good part of something yeah but then like with a car and stuff it's pretty important but I don't think it's a I think it's a, it's a, it's a type of, it's not like the, oh, maybe it is. I think it is, though, like it's better than

the sat-lifes. The brain. The brain, like, but I'm saying like, I reckon the kidney and the liver, I think the kidney and the liver are doing the really complex weird shit. And because we kind of, because it's a lower lower down and because sometimes we other people's we feel a bit weird about it And so we kind of we let them And what the fuck are you talking about What the fuck are you talking about? You eat other people's livers. No, I don't like, you know, cows and rabbits and, you know, staking could be pie.

Sit down with them and go, sit down with them. Let's just rabbits live there. No one can. I know you've moved towards the countryside, but you've really assimilated quickly, haven't you? Yeah, and that's just reminded me what happened to me in the supermarket on Monday night. So I go at a certain

time, just as the supermarket's closing basically. So it's like a whip ride that avoid the crowds. And the guy at the meat counter or the fish counter sometimes comes round and hands out stuff that won't last. Yeah, you know, so it's just like they're just free, they've got like free stickers on and it's like just tell the end of the day. Yeah, it's like have this on earth kind of thing. And so it's a really great feeling and I saw it. I got in and I saw him coming out with his crate with free meat in it and I was like, ding dong bell, here we go. So I kind of shimmyed up behind this old lady who was kind of in between him and I.

And he went up to the old lady and kind of offered some meat and she looked like, took one. And there was one bit of meat left. And he came to me and I'd already made up my mind. I was like, I'm saying yes, obviously this is fucking free me. I've watched this coming in my life. I'm surprised that you haven't located yourself in this way. And then he came up and he went, like you weren't here the previous three days anyway. You're right mate, you want to pick Sydney and I went, yes! And I went, like before he'd finished his sentence, I got, yes! And he went, he went, really? I didn't think he said no one ever takes this and I was like no, I only caused someone it, I could back out. Cause I couldn't do it, I could do it, I was to back out.

So I was like yeah, of course I wanted it and he was like what will you do with it? Oh, you know, even the silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly you like, is that like, is that like, yeah great, man, I love it, a little hop in a pig's kidney. And then, just keep walking away. These fucking pigs kidney, much like, oh, what the fuck, I'm gonna do with that. And then later on, I saw him again, like, he went, I really didn't think you'd take that kidney. It was like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I can't bin it straight away. I want to entertain the idea that I might do something. You've got to find something to do with it.

Well, I want to make a steak and kidney pie, but apparently pig's kidney isn't nice enough to use in a steak and kidney pie. Oh no! It should be used in... It's not one of the worst kidneys. It's just slathering loads. It's all the worst kidney. It's a bad kidney apparently. What's the best? What's wrong with it? Just it's just a bad taste in kidnaps.

Why, Lose, as well, is at the start of lockdown you were like, I think I'm going to go back to eating meat. And now here we are, just over a year later, and you are grubbing around for free, pigs, kidneys. I absolutely did myself. just over a year later and you are grabbing around for free pigs kidneys. I absolutely did myself up a kidney. I was so ready to say yes to this free meat.

I didn't know what it was. So much time I said yes to it. Do you want a pig's kidney? So much time, so much, so much, so yes to it. Pchurna pixki. Oh, join us next week for another edition of Supermarket Weep. Oh, gosh. I'm sorry to hear that, Tom, and even more sorry that you've got, you know, what's going to happen now is you're going to be, you're going to be in three months time throwing away a frozen pig's kidney. I mean if anyone's got any ideas of what to do with a pig's kidney then we've all got ideas

of what to do with it. No one had, I'll tell you what, on the Family Fortunes board, no one had put it in your freezer. Oh man. Oh dear. Is it eat it, Les? Wap, mwah. Okay, fair enough. Is it leave it in the fucking tray? That was our top answer. I'm going to fucking...

With a hundred points. It was our only answer. Say no. The easiest just say no campaign. I feel sorry for this guy. I've got the sorry for this guy now because he's clearly lost a bet hasn't he he's He must have put it. Yeah, I've always got these pink skiddies I don't know why we're stalking them. No one buys them. I've been given away at the end of the day

And someone goes I bet you someone taking a piece of kiddie today No, listen, I've been working on this. I've been working all the way through lockdown I've been on this daily counter five years. I tell you what my entire week's wages the whole lot the whole lot No, I was going to take it. If it goes, I'm going to come back here and I'm going to eat five for big skidneys. What I'm dreading going back because I'm going to be like, you know, I'm out of save you these. Here it is, is the guy. Oh, they were trying to get rid of these mate, but I said, no, no, I know they can go to a good home. My freezer's going to be full.

Freeze a full of kidneys. See me through lockdown four, I can tell you that much. Oh my god. I feel like the last that final conversation I had with him, he went, so what are you going to do with it? And I went, oh, watch this space on report back to you. So now I'm dreading. Oh, you're in.

I don't know why I said it. I just said it. You're in too, dude. I'm dreading going back, you're in. I don't want to say it, I just said it. You're in to the... No, I'm dreading going back. You're going to go to a different situation. You're in Vegas, you're in Vegas, I'm going to go to a dog. She said like that, well, I've got to... I'll just give you two seconds, I'll draw it for you.

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Oh, F-fi- oh, the other day I was listening to the crazy frog whilst watching King Ralph. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh the palace. This rough behind the edges, Tubby man who spoke like a frog was, well, well, well, well, had become the new king, but would the crown yield? I asked of my watching partner Madeline Brownfield. Oh God, who had fought? Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Fee five four, thumb, I've just seen Jacob Thompson. Oh! He's hucking the lives.

Fiiiife, oh, fun! I was watching Father of the Bride. He's just listening to Scatman! Where? Skip, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Oh, skip, are very long. Oh, and my shopping partner for the day was Matthew Tias. Oh, it's Robert Dias. FIFA, FIFA 4. I was watching three men and a little lady while listening to Uncora-n-Floor!

How are they leaving? Oh baby! I didn't enjoy a second of it. So I smashed it all up with my whole hand and instead had a chat with Kate Holand. Oh Holand! FIFA! FIFA! Oh, FUN! I was watching sleeping with the, whilst his next two princes.

Yes, yes, please. What a night. So you put a real spin, Doctor, on that familiar thriller, and I said, pass the popcorn. Sarah Miller. Oh, Feefai. I was listening to Ross Barry-Berry while watching Harry and Field and Jumsel. That didn't sink at all. Let me tell you now, is my favorite character has to be loads of money. He really is the greatest plaster man and I said the same thing to my dear bum chum James masterman I was listening to all that you want

base whilst watching rounders. A great indie film. Rounders. A good game, a better film. Oh, it's a great film. With some terrible accent. Is it the poker film with him? The poker film! Filming! Yes! With my dream one, and he is brave folk.

And he keeps breathing everyone. He's absolutely faking one. Well, I turned to my friend and said, look at that. Tony Patreon beckygum. Oh, Tony Patreon beckygum. Fee-fee-fow-fum. Watching Desmonds dancing to the prodigy. Whoa! Oh!

That's my idea of a good Saturday night! That is my idea of a good Saturday night! I tell you what, for that I would cross the road! Oh dear! I would do it with my good friend Jenny Roadgold likely. What I've realised about this is that it doesn't matter what voice we start with, we always end up speaking like old men. As in life, as in life, we're all giants now. I'm the one who'sy Lewis but I don't

like the news. What do you think of that Chris Tarant and my other friend who was also there Tom Hughes? Oh, I want a treat for him? Five full fun! I was watching Challenge Annika! Yes! While listening to I wanna have sex on the beach, boi-ty! That was actually an episode of Challenge Annika, I think you'll find!

In your dreams. Oh, my literally. What a woman! Oh, my literally, what a woman. She is my idea of having nice women. Have a nice woman, I cried like a fool to my good friend. Matthew Paul. Matthew Paul. That concludes today's Patreon name on what Raul call.

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