Pappy's Flatshare - House Meeting (Tapping Bullets) S12E30

Episode Date: August 22, 2022

Matthew, Ben and Tom slide into your ear canal for another house meeting. Time to watch top gun on a plane on someone else's screen. NEXT LIVE SHOWSCome and join us at the Phoenix, Cavendish Square on September 5th and 6th as we perform another classic Flatslam double bill.MONDAY: ANIA MAGLIANO & ALASDAIR BECKETT-KINGTUESDAY: JEN IVES & WILL DUGGANTickets are £9 (£15 for both shows)Don't forget you can get a £2 discount with a patreon membership!MONDAY 5TH SEPTEMBER: ANIA MAGLIANO & ALASDAIR BECKETT-KINGhttps://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/flatshare-slamdown-with-ania-magliano-and-alasdair-beckett-king-tickets-403189800547TUESDAY 6TH SEPTEMBER: JEN IVES & WILL DUGGANhttps://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/flatshare-slamdown-with-jen-ives-will-duggan-tickets-403193521677COME TO BOTH SHOWS ON THE 5TH AND 6TH FOR A DISCOUNT https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/pappys-flatshare-slamdown-live-on-monday-5th-and-tuesday-6th-september-tickets-4031816662179th October at The Cheerful Earful festival in Balham - https://www.designmynight.com/london/pubs/balham/the-bedford/cheerful-earful-podcast-festival-day-4Pappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetaSupport us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareProduced by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Acast.com Greetings! Listen to Dear I'm Tom. I'm Matthew and welcome to an exciting episode of Papi's flat share house meeting. Baram, baram, baram, baram, baram, baram, it is exciting, I don't really remember it, so it could be anything for me. Yeah, this is another one of the episodes that we recorded last month before Clark, he went away to Australia.

So now this is, although this was the most recent one we've recorded, it is still now four weeks ago. I'll tell you what, I think these house meeting recordings, more than any of the other recordings, feel like such a blur as they happen, that listening back to them, I feel a bit like, you know, like 51st dates where, like, Drew Barrymore's always meeting Adam Sandler, I feel like I get to meet the three of us, so new, I guess, when I listen. Yeah, is that why you never listen? No interest. I've got no interest in meeting these guys. Oh God. I can't support this. Okay, okay. Of course, Clark is on this one. It's no Clark on the intro.

I will say, Tom, it's nice to have you back. It really is nice to have you back. Because I did the intro for reasons of time. I did the intro of my own last time. Yeah, this is intense. It's like seven minutes. I recorded a longer intro than I think I've ever recorded with you guys.

This is what happens. The other day we did a podcast episode that was just me and Corsham. And I say just me and Corsham. Corsham was there. And it was nearly an hour long. I found it quite therapeutic actually. Did you? Like just like far like listening to a man going on a walk into a cave or something? That's how I did it. That's how I did it. That's how I did it. Yeah, okay.

Yeah. But I need to, I've got to tell you, so you've heard that intro where I said, basically, I don't know what's going on, but we're just not getting beefs anymore. We're just not getting beefs. And I don't know why it's happening, but the beefs aren't coming through. So anyway, a load of beefs did come through. Thanks very much to a glut. A glut of beefs came through. So anyway, a load of beefs did come through. Thanks very much to a glut. A glut of beefs came through and some very, very strong free range beefs as well.

So as I was checking through them, I, for some reason, I felt compelled to check in the other folders on the Gmail. I looked in the spam folder and you're not going to believe it. There was like 40 in the spam folder and it gets deleted. It gets completely deleted every 30 days. So and I tell you I'll tell you what and I went through the ones I went through the ones that have been deleted and put it were put into the spam folder and they were all ones that use the phrase like please help me or can you help me because they all sound like phishing emails. I've got no other. Or if they use, if they use like even like,

you know, I've got a problem with my, you know, with the neighbors making load of bugger in noise. I mean, I mean, I'm not, not that, but like, it was like buggering or all that. Please do send in your buggering bass. Do send in that, please, and please include a web file of the buggering noise. But, but it was like, anytime there's like a swear,

like an F-ing or a J-F-ing or a V-ing. Wow. Those are stuck into the buggering noise. But it was like, anytime there's like a swear, like an f-ing or a jeffing or a b-ing. That was stuck into the spam file as well. So here's the thing, if you send it to us in the last 30 days, don't worry, I've found it, I're just rejected it. And now they're complaining about not having any beef. I know, I know, I feel so, so if you've sent one in and you think, oh, I'd sent one in and it never got read out. And it was in, you know, the last few months. Here's the problem, I don't want to get too

inside baseball about this, but the problem is that we accidentally put the full email in a tweet. And if you put any email out into the ether, the spam bot's just appear, you know, they just start spamming it. So we were getting spammed heavily. So we were getting spammed heavily. So I was having to get rid of a lot of spam emails. And I was like, Mark a lot of things to spam. But as soon as you mark a lot of things to spam, the spam's on red alert. It's not make count beef is I've got a tech beef with Gmail. Well, it's, you know, anyway, so basically, so we've been inundated by spam and beef.

Oh, we've got so much that beef. It's a very meat-based, it's a pescatarian. I can't stomach it. And fishing, well, fishing emails as well, so. I'm not saying we're not so bad about it. We take it for all needs. But yeah, so anyway, so a huge, huge apologies to the listeners, but the good news is we've got a lot of great things in there.

No, we've found those beefs. We should just do one now actually, no, because ones that we've retrieved that we haven't done. So this guy writes, I've got a beef, I am a Nigerian prince and I have no money. So maybe we can sort that before we'll be standing alive. I'll sort you out. Stay on the line mate. Right, before we get into the HVT, what can we plug please?

Well we should definitely talk about the next two Papi Spakshear slander. I'll tell you what. That's what you're happening in London. Absolutely, it should for them as well. Yeah, it's been a while, hasn't it? Oh, yeah, I went up to the fringe and I got a little taste and I was like, come on, let's get back out there. Yeah. Let's get in front of that hot crowd.

Did you get in that hot room? Do you get that feeling? I imagine seeing, you know, you wandering around the end of a fringe is, you know, you wandering around the end of a fringe is like when I see you wandering around our old campus, you know, our university campus at Canterbury. Imagine you walk around, told to leave by Securie Stump. Yeah, exactly. Oggling 20-somethings.

We're refusing to pay to get into places looking older than I should. Yeah, everyone want to hear the creepy old blokers, yeah. But do you secretly hope that people are gonna come up to you, you know, rush up to you and grab you by the hand and say, oh man, you used to rule this place. Is that what you're hoping for when you're strolling around the Edinburgh fringe? No, not at all, but I mean, I met one of the reasons

I love Edinburgh, and I actually want one of the reasons I get excited about the atmosphere around the University Campus as well, is actually the opposite of that, which is the university carries on with you. And like two years later, you go back and go, hey, remember, oh no, you don't, if you're not doing something, you're gone. And it's like, that's what's exciting about Edinburgh. It's like, you know, you could say to people, oh, I used to do a show in this venue in 2012. It's like

that was seven years old, or whatever, like the crew of the venue are like, I was eight then, you like go, yes, yes, it was a good show. But like, you know, it's just, I think maybe it's the slightly oldie time where you're speaking to them. I might also be, I was in the register. It's like, you know, university, university, Edinburgh, like moves on and it's like unless you're doing something and then you're part of it, then you'll be hind.

That's what I find exciting the energy of it. Yeah. I kind of was there and there's so many brilliant people doing brilliant things and you're like, oh yeah, come on, let's get going again. Let's do something in front of a crowd. So very much looking forward to these shows. So is this the announcement that you're doing a show in Edinburgh next year?

No, no, no. Let's not go that far. Let's not. Come on now. Seriously, we know. We all like to sort of talk wistfully, but let's not put our money where our mouth is. I've been barred. So it's the rassing the venue staff. I did a show here. There was something very funny about I was doing a tech for a show I was directing. And they said, right, let's meet the crew. So I'm outbounded the crew. And you know, they're all 19, 20, 21, and it's like, here's Jess, hey, I'm Jess. Blah blah blah, here my pronouns, done, done.

And it's like, you know, here's Tim, and it's like, yeah, and they're already holding hands. You like, okay, you're on the seer of it, like, you know, they're all having that summer. And then they said, and this is Guy. I was just, the guy must have been about 61? 62? He was...

Yes, but he identifies as a 17-year-old, so that's crucial. He was the other member of the crew, and he was like, Hello, I'm Guy. I did a show here in 1907. I thought Guy was like dropping one of them off or something. Like, cheers, cheers, granddad. I'll tell you when my shift's finished and Guy, I mean, I don't know if we should this go out.

And Guy sidled over to you and said, you and I should stick together. Well, but nice, just to see it, I know, it crusty face like myself here. It was really amusing. I really took my surprise. Anyway, that's my retirement plan. I'm not going to be working. I'm working the Edinburgh Free. What you mean you're retirement plan? That's what you do for the summer anyway.

Isn't it worth every time in the body? You're never going to stop. Can't get off that conveyor belt. But if you'd like to see Tom in his capacity, not as a venue skulker, but as a venue filler, then come along to Papua, share stand down in the Phoenix, in Cavingy Square in London. Now, we've got shows on September the 5th, the Monday and September the 6th, the Tuesday. September the 5th is Ania Magliano, who you'll know from Beef Brothers cold cuts.

I've always wanted to have her on the podcast and really pre-she's coming on the The Flagship standout. And also Alice De Beccik King. I mean, both brilliant comedians, both brilliant stand-ups, fantastic online as well, especially the animations and the little short films that Alice De Bec Beckett King does, really brilliant, brilliant. I think, yeah, well worth checking out their comedy. Well, and they're two breakout stars of the fringe, we're saying they're having a great,

both of them having a great old time up there. They're having a great fringe, yeah. In fact, actually, if there was a theme of the two shows, it would be breakout stars of the fringe because they're all up at the fringe at the moment. I also saw Alice the support John Bishop on tour. Did you? Absolutely kill. Yeah, like just, you know, obviously tour support isn't always, you know,

a thankful task. Yeah. And he came out and just had an audience that you could tell had their arms folded thinking, okay, where's John? And then he just absolutely ripped it. It was a brilliant gig. He's great. Yeah, anyway, it's great. He's great that he's on. Great that he's on. Great that he's on. And he's brilliant as well. Absolutely smashing it, selling out her run. Just so funny and one of the nicest people.

And... Colleague of mine as well, we worked together for about a year. We worked together, yeah. Absolutely. I was in the venue. Do you want me to lift you? This chair. But you were in the venue in the same way that the dude is inite. You were living in the walls of the venue for the entire month, occasionally coming

out at night to perform a show to no one. And Tuesday, I'm sorry, Tom. A few people. On Tuesday, the 6th of September, we've got Jen Ives and Will Duggan. Again, both fantastic performers. and Will Duggan. Again, both fantastic performers. With no, you know, Jen is fairly new. I don't know her that well. Will, I've known for ages, absolutely brilliant. And it's gonna be nice for Will because I know Will is a fan of the podcast.

So much so that last time I went for a drink with him, he told me he got in a car crash while he was listening to our podcast and the blokey crashed into because it was still playing when it was on. New the podcast. What was the likelihood of two cars driving, not even here and here and each other, but driving past each other that know this podcast. But yeah, so they're laughing so hard they crashed into it. They were both laughing so hard they moved. They drove the car into incoming traffic. That's what they were doing.

But you know the way when you're enjoying yourself so much, you think this is never going to get as good a this. I'm just going to drive into the nearest car that drives fast. That's what happened. Great bookings. It's going to be a great time. Watch your kids get back out there on stage. So the tickets are in the show notes,

but if you go to Eventbrite, EV, ENT, B-R-I-T-E, dot code at UK, and search for Papi's flat share slam down, you should find the tickets there. And of course, don't forget, you can get tickets to both shows. Obviously you can get them individually. I think they're nine quid or they're seven quid,

if you're a member of the Patreon. And if you wanna go to both shows for a knock down price of 15 quid, you can also get a ticket that gets you into both the shows. So why not go to the dubler? Do that please. We're making the effort. Why don't you as well?

Right, that's, it's like, it's been another long intro. Really long intro guys. Let's hope most of it goes to the spam folder and they don't have to listen to about three or four minutes of it. But this was a really fun house meeting. I hope you enjoy it folks and we'll see you on the other side. I've had a thought. I've got an issue. I've got a question I want to ask you.

I want to talk. I want to chat. Okay, let's sit down and chew the fat. What temperature should we set the heat? How's the heat? Why on earth am I always waiting? How's the heat? Who went my bed while I was sleeping? There's a how's the heat? What's the point? Does life have a meeting? Either have you seen Top Gun, the sequel? No, I'm really gutted. I was desperate to see it.

I only recently saw Top Gun, the original. I didn't see it. I saw it, uh, two months ago. Um, I know that I didn't watch all of it. Was it just on? Yeah, it was just on the telly. And so, so yeah, so I watched it. I was around at Friendshouse, I watched it, and yeah, it's quite a weird thing, isn't it? Because obviously people talk about it in like, you know, obviously, if you saw it in the 1980s, it was incredibly sort of, it was very formative for you, then it's quite weird to watch it now and go, it's, you know, it's not, it's not a good film, is it?

No, yeah, yeah. I don't want to be, you know, I don't mean mean to anybody who likes top gun, but then again I thought you could say anyone who made it. I don't mean what's happening. I don't want to be the roth of Don Simpson. No, no, no. No way. No way.

And I don't think the science I just come in for me. But everyone was saying, the great thing about Top Gun Maverick is it's just the basically made the same film again. You know, it's the exact same thing. And so I thought, well, there's no need for me to see that. So I've seen it. I mean, I did, yeah, I didn't watch it all the way. But then I don't think it would have been the film. It depends what point did you stop watching the first Top Gun? What point did I stop watching it? I probably watched about, I probably watched about another 20 minutes ago. So you didn't get to the bit where Tom Cruise dies?

Because the Top Gun sequel is set in the afterlife, because he fails his mission at the end of Top Gun. You've got to be kidding me. You should never assume. Yeah, but if you hate 90 minutes of a film, you can assume. I don't think him dying would have made me feel, oh, brilliant, that's amazing, he dies it yet. I don't know, the thing was, I had to know.

I had to know all along. That was the thing with it. I would say it was all set in the after. And Russian. Again, none of these things are turning it around for me. They're dead all along and Russian. The twist needs to be really good, but also crucially, the film has to be good leading up to the twist. Something that apparently people who give M. Night Shyamalan money to make movies haven't realised. Does M. Night Shyamalan start with a twist and work backwards? I feel like that's the case. I feel like he thinks what's going to be a good twist and then,

and then yeah, totally. Because Matthew's criticism is pretty much stands up to quite a few of his films. Not all of them, but most. his films. Not all of them, but most. Clarky, you get excited for your long plane journey film fest. That's a good question actually, because the last time we went to Australia, the other three of us went and I had such an amazing time in the plane. I loved it. Because you're on the playing for like, what are you going to be on the paper? 24, 26 hours and something like that. Yeah. It's a long old time. Have you gone online and looked at what on your flight?

Because you can check ahead of time, like the Christmas radio times. Yeah, Megan had a little sneaky peak last night and, yeah, was like, all they've got this and I was like, great, that'd be fun, I've not seen that. But the thing is, the thing that I think might have crucially, because what I loved about it was I was able to just kind of see it, get food bought to me, yeah, and watch films and TV shows. I'm get drunk, yeah. I'm a huge fan of the old dough flight. It's basically what I did for the entire year locked out. I think I'm actually quite bored of that now. For the first time it was great novelty value.

I was like, this is what I want life to be like. But, um, as- Well, you were bubbling with an estuary, weren't you? I was, yeah, yeah. Cruel that you made them work all the way through you refuse to furlough them I think it helped them mentally actually. I only drink bloody Mary's on flights Yeah, that's right. It's because you it's because they taste better on a flight What why is that because of the altitude?

It's why they put loads of salt in in It's why they put loads extra salt in foods because there's something about being up in a plane, your taste buds are a bit less. So that's why things that are really punchy, like a bloody Mary with Tabasco and salt, bump, that taste really good. It cuts through. It cuts through, yeah.

Yeah, it's quite, it's quite, it's quite, airplane food is very salty. They've got an overseas and airplane food because otherwise it would taste nothing. But yeah, bloody Mary, I mean, it's the classic. Do you think more bloody Mary's are drunk in the sky than on the ground? I would wage, yeah, and I'd certainly drank during the day than at night as well. I think it's one of the only booze that would probably stand up to those stats. Yeah, absolutely. Drinking the most out of the

shoes in the sky. Yeah, definitely. There aren't that many. There aren't that many that you can kind of, I mean, the good thing about the airport generally is any time of the day is fine to have a drink in an airport. You know, seven a.m. tight in a Guinness, no one's gonna judge you. No one's gonna judge you for that. But there are certain drinks that feel more morning-y, right? You know, I was not day-to-day, not like, you know, I'm not like the bloke at a wall

for Wall Street having a screwdriver walk into my car. You know, but like, there are the bucks for this. The bucks forizz, yeah, Bucks Fizz and Bucks Fizz are about to be made basically. Totally. They're your morning drinks. Bucks Fizz is basically a health drink, so that, I mean, that's fine. It's at least one of your five a day. It's one of your five units. I was going to ask you, Carkey, before we move away from films on a plane. What, so you watch the films together? Will you and Meg and sit next to each other and start the film at the same time? And then if one of you goes to the middle, you'll stop the film at the same time and try

and try and watch it together. Yeah, totally. It's good, I think it adds an extra layer of satisfaction. If you can look over to their screen and go, it's basically syncing up with my headphones. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. So, I don't know why it's just so satisfying. I love it. What's more fun to do there is to sync up with someone you don't know. And then, like, you're sharing something with someone across the aisle. They might not even know that's happening.

It adds an extra frisson. It's like I'm watching your film. You're often sit outside people's houses with the eye player on your phone, don't you? Just looking into it, what are you watching? I'm a bit of lioness duty. Is it, yeah, I'll find that,

no, it's keeping it along. I do, I do sometimes watch something cover someone's shoulder on the tube. And when someone's watching something on a phone, especially if you're standing and they're sitting, I sometimes try and get into what they're watching. If they're a millennial as well, they'll have the subtitles on.

You get the whole experience. It feels, it does feel intrusive when you have that. So at least you're aware of your behaviour. You know, no, no. This, I was everyone, amazing 180. This thing that I do all the time, I gotta tell you, it's not good. No, the bit that's intrusive is when you go,

oh, it's good, this isn't it, or like you go. That's it. What you nudged the person who's sitting on the tube and going, oh, this is, this is a good thing. Didn't see that coming. You know, he's like, I'm an actual amd. No, no, he dies at the end, he's like, you go, or, or, or, or, I've read that book is the other one that I've,

I've done a couple of times and then came away and gone, what were you hoping for there? Yeah, yeah. But it was just out of excitement of getting on and going, like, that's a great book. And also, you can see where they are in it. And so you like go, oh, you're in for a treat.

He's Russian and he's a term. It's the novelization of the movie Top Gun, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. I always, I think it's a shame in music sometimes that you can't kind of share. If you see some really vibing to a piece of music, they're headphones in. I always kind of want in on the,

I would always like to ask them what you're listening to so then I could listen to it and see, you know, like the only thing you can do that is silent disco. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How hard are they vibing here? Didn't, just like bobbing along, maybe a bite of the bottom lip. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

That kind of thing. Someone's doing it like a sort of mini funky chicken on the train in the dick. Yeah. What is it that they're getting? Yeah, what, what, what, what they've hoping on there? I want a bit of that. I mean, yeah, I think,

because also it's where you don't kill their vibe, do you? You don't interrupt. Well, no, that's it. And also they want to be like, it sounds like a cre... Just sounds a bit weird and creepy to interrupt someone and ask them what they're listening. Let's give it a test.

Let's see if we can do it. Let's give it a test. So imagine, right, Perry is, you've seen one of the classic viabers that you see on public transportation. See if you can phrase it in a way that doesn't sort of creep him out. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. He's creeping around. Okay. see if you can phrase it in a way that doesn't sort of creep him out. There he is. He's creeping around. What's your first, what's your first note? Look, they ignore, they ignore Paris vibe, just assume it's a vibe that was like,

I like it there. Yeah, now he's getting into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what are you going to do after that? Are you going to tap him on the shoulder? Anything like that for me, I think. All right, mate. We get it. Well, I mean, like, you send, you send it, we get it. Well, you're sending it out of

I, you need to go guys too big. I'm listening to some good music here. Well, the thing is, you say this, but, you know, obviously this was a long time ago, but I remember when I was at university, I was getting a lift home for, oh, lift back to campus from my friend Miranda. And we saw you walking down the street and you couldn't be dancing more. Big headphones on. And you were doing a sort of thing where you were like,

you were sort of throwing your arm above your head and swinging it out in front of you like, hey, you're walking along. And yeah, and we like a mask. Yeah, exactly, yeah and like a mask. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, like the mask. Like how he goes in, more like Spider-Man 3. More like, you know, he was hopping up on water coolants

and all of that kind of stuff. It was, he was absolutely going for it. So obviously we mounted the pavement and put him at his misery. No, no, no, we, we, we, we, I don't know, we stopped the car to ask what you were expecting. Got we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, David Boros, Canadian historian and host of curious Canadian history, a bi-weekly deep dive into the wild, worrisome and wonderful of curious Canadian history, a bi-weekly deep dive into the wild, worrisome, and wonderful world of Canadian history. This season we've covered not season Alberta,

the Palestinian partition, and even the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. We also have eight seasons worth of back episodes all right there for your listening pleasure. Check out new episodes of curious Canadian history every other Tuesday wherever you get your podcast. Acast helps creators launch, grow and monetize their podcast everywhere. Acast.com Can I very quickly blow your mind about um something I learnt about Spider-Man films yesterday? Yes, please. I love to.

You know, the scene where, um, in the first Spider-Man, where Tobin McGuire catches Mary Kate, is it Mary Kate? Mary Jane? Who, what's her name? Can't be Mary Jane. Who Spider-Man's person? I think it is Mary Jane. No, it can't be Mary Jane.

What, the sweet Mary Jane? Yeah, yeah. It's not an allegory, is it? Oh, but it's all of it. Because of Dunst's character, yeah. He catches up in the cafeteria and then on the tray, catches all the food that she's right in the air. Oh, yeah.

That shot was done with no special effects. Yes, yes, yes. It took him 160 takes to do. Wow, I didn't know about 160 takes takes so that's the one above the camera. I thought you could say improvised it That's so cool. That's amazing. So someone above the camera dropping the food Obviously in the locations they should be dropped and he asked They did 160 times Wow

Here's the thing with that Nobody knows that right? Well, I mean, you obviously, you know it and you, you're, you're, you're eventually spreading the word trying to get, get people to respect Toby as an actor, but everything else is special effects in that movie. So much is special effects in that movie, right? So what, what's the point? I don't know. It's got to be all on nothing. I'm starting to doubt what is special effects and what is it? And that's when it's good special effects. And I think that's why, because people call out special effects when it's bad special effects.

But then everyone thought that was special effects and it was. Yeah, exactly. So that's good special effects. That's good if they detritate it. It's special effects. It might have looked bad and then they won't go that was shit. Right, okay, but it's the it's the moments that you don't notice. Good special effects or good real effects, but we do notice it and we do just special effects.

Yeah, you assume it's special effects, but you weren't like, wow, look at the special effects or you weren't like those were hockey special effects. You just like, I'm watching a film and enjoying it. I guess that's what you want from a movie, isn't it? You want to be watching a film and enjoying it. I want to be enjoying it over someone's shoulder on a bus. With someone on a bus looking at IMDB trivia. And you were like, my dream now is me getting on a bus,

and the person in front of me is watching that spite, the original, that spite of my movie movie and I nudge them and get to tell them just after it happens. By the way, that's not a special effect. Ding ding. I'm the first one over. You're the conductor. That's not a special effect. Take his please.

But how did you find that out Tom? What were you? What were you up to? I was having a drink with Toby McGuire. Oh my god. And I dropped it. It's my drink. You dropped it. Well you dropped it 59 times. You dropped it at 159 times, you dropped it from 159 meters because of course he was on a plane. I was having my customary 159 bloody marries. It's been just taken off. Bloody Mary Jane's, of course. I've got to play Mary And so what? That's my cool stone of voice. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Last night. You were never a pot smoker were you, Perry? That was never your vibe. No, no, no, it's saving that for my, you know, retire, retired years. Oh, you, no, it's saving that for my retired years. Oh, you'll be doing it in a more medical capacity. Well, if these joints have failed me, I know some joints that won't. Yeah, it's going to be very very very medical No, no not for me not for me the old bifter

So Just go back to this place so someone's vibe someone's vibing on a train. Oh You can't what the only way it'll work is if you catch their eye right? You can't, the only way it'll work is if you catch their eye right. You can't be a right dude. You've got to do something that suggests take your headphones off. Isn't it? You've got to do something. And that means I'm going to try and tell you up is what, that's like parlance for.

Yeah. So you have to make sure that you're not sending that signal out because someone would be very disappointed if you then just turn around and ask them what they're listening to. They might be thinking, this fellow is after this, he likes the cut of my jib. It's a bit sort of pickup artisty, isn't it? It's got that, it's got that right, like, yeah.

Yeah, it totally does. How do you get around that? Do you, I mean, I think Bluetooth headphones should have an option that you can share what you're listening to. I think Shell headphones should have an option that you can share what you're listening to. I think Shell, you listen to is one thing, but that's not what you're after, is it? You're not saying I'm vibing and I want to share it with everyone on the train. You're saying I see someone vibing, so what would you do? Send them a little request,

a little request that pops up on their phone. No, it too. No way man. It's still in that way. Still in the realm. It's still in the realm. I think you have to have, if you have the option, you might just be the kind of person that he's like, yeah, I'll just leave that on. So if someone can tune in and stay on it. I think, do you know what?

I think there's an arrogance to it, I don't enjoy. I'd, I'd, I'd say what I do, I'd, I'd, I'd switch it on all the time, go around vibing hard so people are like, what the hell is this guy listening to? And it's that podcast. You were in a teacher that says, ask me what I'm listening to. Yeah, yeah. And it's, you know, get a few more listeners. Why not? Why not? That's a good, ask me, ask me what I'm listening to is a great, a great teacher at Slshirt slogan, actually.

Particularly if you're not wearing any headphones. I'm listening to a live. I'm listening to a live. I'm just staring intently at the people I've heard. That's good. Or you're wearing headphones, but they're just not plugged in. So if someone comes up to you and says, so is what you're listening to,

you present the little jack of your headphones and go, you tell me. I think a device where you get to beep someone else's device and it immediately starts playing. Sing and play. Sing and play. I'm listening to you. And they say, that's not how headphones work.

And also, no one's, even if I did, I've got an adapter for a jack, no phones take a jack anymore really. They'll take that little annoying little thing that you've got to have an extra. I choose, who's even, you know, everything's Bluetooth these days. That's a good podcast. Yeah.

All right, bye everyone. I've said, I've said my piece, I've said what I wanted to say and the phrase I wanted to get out here was, everything's bloody to nowadays. Absolutely. Can I have a lift I live in Lenington? Absolutely. Off it went. Alay.

Off it went. Something back in. Alay mate. That was it. What was the last thing you heard? Where you can bit someone else's thing and find out what they're listening to. You didn't hear what I said, so that's good. I said the phrase, everything's Bluetooth nowadays and there was a powerful silence,

clock in, nothing to add to it and I assumed you were just giving me the old, what you're talking about, face. And no, you'd frozen. So it's just a pretty long, I said, everything's been so you know what, days? Just complete silence after that. And you know what, you know when you say a thing and you get complete silence after it,

it does really allow you to re-examine what you've just said. And what you've just said. What are you saying, Matthew? Because what is the everything that's Bluetooth nowadays? There's certainly Bluetooth headphones. There's a lot of Bluetooth speakers. You've got those in your house. What else have you got this Bluetooth nowadays?

What's up? What's up? What's up? That's really, let's restart the episode just with that statement. We're sponsored by Bluetooth, we should say. Name of a pirate, isn't it Bluetooth? Is that where it's come from? Yes, named after a pirate. I thought it was a Viking.

Is it a Viking? It sounds a lot more like a pirate, I'm going to definitely... Because the Bluetooth symbol is like Viking. Is it a Viking? It sounds a lot more like a pirate. I'm going to definitely... Because the Bluetooth symbol is like... It's like Viking... Is it Viking? I think you're right. It's like a Viking symbol.

Is it a Viking pirate? It could be. It could be. It definitely sounds like a pirate. Yeah, it certainly does. Harold Bluetooth. That's his name. Harold Bluetooth.

He is a... He was a King of Denmark. He's King, yeah. Yeah. He introduced Christianity to Denmark and vibes to the rest of the world. And wireless speakers. That's his legacy. That was called, yeah.

That was constantly trying to grapple with the technology of wireless speakers. How much? Even in 1600. I think it was even it, yeah. It was constantly trying to grapple with the technology of wireless speakers. How much? Even in 1600. I think it was even earlier than that.

How would you feel if no one remembers you? Yeah. Something was named after you. It's a weird thing that's going on here because some things named after you that has nothing to do with you. Yeah. It that has nothing to do with you. Yeah, it's got nothing to do with you. Whoever invented Bluetooth technology was clearly just a fan of the king of Denmark and Norway. Well, it's a cool name.

It's really cool, isn't it? Well, actually, it is cool until you sort of go, was it to think about a Bluetooth? Yeah, he's probably had a Rot tooth, didn't he? Big old rotten tooth. That's like, if like, after I went like, sort of someone like, invented something that was called big ears. Oh, come on, Clarky. I don't think your ears are remarkably big. It wouldn't be that. It'd be high-ars. Have you got those high-ars speakers? It wouldn't be that, it'd be high-ass. Have you got those high-ass speakers? That's the one.

Have you got those high-ass subwoofers? Turn on your high-ass and people will be able to know what you're listening to. Maybe that's the technology. Maybe it's high-ass technology that allows other people to have a little look, have a little goosey at what you're listening to. That's you've done it. You've done it. I've done it. I've had goosey against high-ass. No, have a little goosey at what you're listening to. That's you've done it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done goosey again.

No, I've done it. Try to just goose into your speaker. Do you want to have a goose into your high ass? Do you want to know the reason why it's called, why it's named after Bluetooth? Yes, please. Go on. Go on. Tell me. The Bluetooth wireless specification design was named after the king based on an analogy that the technology would unite devices the way Harold Bluetooth united the tribes of Denmark

into a single kingdom. Well, well, well. He did it by sharing passwords. Clarke's kind of right. And having to wait for a long time. Clarke's kind of right then, because it is that the idea of Bluetooth technology is about, it's about sharing. So this is exactly what Harold would want, isn't it?

This is Harold would want, you're not only connected to your device, but connect to all the devices, to other people. Connect to all the devices, not just in this country, but in neighboring countries as well. Devices of the other tribes. It's a lot of work. Can I do that in the morning? I want to do a bit of, I've been a crowded house. Oh, it's going all the way to Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland.

They're all getting in on the mix. Bit of weather with you. Is it, is that radio? Clarke is invented radio. But it's got us thing to. I know. I'll say fam. But it's not radio, is it? Because radio is a choice.

This is a bit like the, this is more like a PA system in a prison. It's what it is invented. But the prison is the entire is the entire nation. He's a very hospital radio. He's invented. Clark is in a hunger-shratchet. Hey, here's a good fat few as well. And that's probably why Denmark was the first country to have a flag. And that's probably why they you know, you know, he's not in his nation and then got a flag.

Sevens, Bluetooth stop working. No, no, we're still here. I just, I just, I just, I just blown away by the fact, man. Um, and how does, how is the fact that Denmark and Norway? Because Norway is that flag? He united Denmark and Norway, right? Oh, well, Norway's got a very similar flag. My god, my god. No, he invited the tribes of Denmark into a single kingdom. Oh, right, right, right, right, right. But he didn't do anything for Norway. But I don't think so.

And also, I don't know, like, I don't know when he did it. It doesn't necessarily mean, he didn't say it was the first person to unite tribes. No, true, yeah, yeah. But anyway, regardless, Demar was the first good job. I don't know if it was him that did it. Let's say it was,

Okay, great. Yeah, he was great. And it was the Bluetooth logo. Great. I'm perfect. I think that's useful for us. Yeah, that is good. So what we're saying here, just to recap, he was the first person to unite all the tribes

of Denmark and he did it over. Unfinland. Unfinland as well. For our field we will. Toby McGuire is going to play him. And you're saying, despite being the king of Norway, he didn't unite anyone in Norway. We haven't got our facts straight here, but I don't think we should let that get in the way. We've gotta let that go.

We gotta get, we can't let that get in the way of legend. Exactly, but why is it gonna play in? And all the different tribes gonna be walking towards his throne, carrying like the logo of their tribe, and then they're gonna trip at the same time. They're gonna be like, oh yeah. Likewise, it's gonna catch them all on one tray and it's gonna make the Bluetooth logo. Yeah.

And then there's twists. So kind of twist at the end. Yeah, and that's why flags are shaped like trays. Yes. That's right. It's all come together. Perfect. But then we just need a twist at the end the the way. It's like oh, he's he's dead all along and he's Russian and he's he's Russian. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, perfect. He says, uh, he says top gun. Have we just written the third top gun movie? Top gun three. Joe, cruise, cruise said trying to make a sequel to Top Gun is like trying to hit a bullet with a bullet. And I'd particularly understand that phrase, but it's a

fucking good one. Shouldn't it be like a missile with a missile? Yeah, I mean that's it, but like, but oh, that's hard. That's easier. That's so. Well, it depends what's, it depends, is he talking about moving bullets or is he talking about putting a bullet on a table? Who did mention that? At a point blank range throwing another bullet at it. I really, he was really easy to make a top gun film. It was incredibly, it was incredibly easy process actually.

It was just like trying to tap a bullet against another bullet that you're holding. Yeah. Seems dangerous, doesn't it? To tap in bullets. It's a cool thing to say. Tap in bullets. Oh, I was absolutely tap in bullets. Tap in bullets, laugh, man.

I was just tap in bullets so much. I'm a musical. I'm a musical, man. I was feeling it. I was absolutely. I was absolutely nervous. I was just getting in my hands. Yeah.

And then this car pulled up and said, what are you listening to? Welcome, Paul, that accent's right. I said last night. She said. And that was the pilot. And that's the twist. Oh, right.

The M night Shyamalan twist is that we're all on a plane. At the end. It says you don't realise it. It's gone like the opposite of last. Found. Top gun found. Is that the immediately written? I found a top gun.

I found the top gun. I opened it up, took out the bullets, took them together. Here's the strike. It's got a great side track. Yeah. Hahaha. Do you think

going to the cinema now, would cinema sound better if you were wearing your headphones? That's gotta be easy to do. As in like, as if you could Bluetooth connect to the movie. Silence in the cinema. Might be better for people who are rustling and shit. You know this from just trying to connect to a Bluetooth device in your house.

That's the total app top at low. That's the thing. The other thing is we've got a Bluetooth speaker in our shower. And, yeah, nice one. And occasionally, you'll be listening to, I'll be downstairs, tidying the kitchen, and whatever I'm listening to just disappears and gets blasted upstairs into the shower.

Because it's just, you see now, if that happened the other way around with what I listen to in the shower, double-movie, that's the problem. It's blasting around the rest of the house, yeah. Just broadcasting. And yeah, so a lot of connecting to Bluetooth devices in our house is telling Charlie, or can you turn the Bluetooth on your phone,

or me turning the Bluetooth off on my phone? I don't think, if you've got a packed out sender are 300 people all excited about seeing top gun three, I've found a top gun. There's no way you can have them all trying to connect and you know, all waiting for that little blue, blue noise in their headphones. Yeah.

You have been disconnected. I think I've lost about four years of my life to, I think when the stats come out, when the stats are released, four years of my life of blue teeth related at the moment, like, I don't think that's only going to increase. Well, I've spent a ton of time talking to myself here. Everything's bloated these days. Exactly. And, hey, if I'd have been on, bro, that I'd have been there. I'd have been back in there. Yeah. Unfortunately, my Bluetooth internet disconnected and took me ages to get back on. And you were gone.

You were gone. This is the one for me. I accidentally pressed connect on the wrong Bluetooth device. I then have to wait 15 seconds for it to connect to the wrong Bluetooth device. I then stop it and then tell it to correct to the right Bluetooth device and then stop it and then tell it to correct to the right Bluetooth device and by that point I'll be seconds in. Into what?

To my Bluetooth thing. To my day. Well the day's wasted now isn't it? Forget it, now it's about to bed. I'm three seconds into last night by the strokes. It's quite a short song. That's about a third of the song. My headphones will, they about one in five times will connect to my laptop,

but if my laptop is in my Rucksack, they will 100% of the time connect to my laptop. It's shut in a laptop case, in a Rucksack. If you've got to do any work with your laptop, Clark, he just crawls into your Rucksack. Do all in there. You know, Rucksack. Have Megan pop you on her back and carry your ounce,

like a little papoose. Oh, don't mind it, actually. Tommy frozen again. How's meeting? What's the worst thing you've considered eating? How's meeting? That was fun! No, it was! Wasn't it fun?

There you go. There are things we talked about. How is it meeting those three? Yeah, do you know what? They warmed to me. It took a while, but they warmed to you. I just say one thing, that's not really our job to warm to the people listening to the podcast. It's quite a tricky one to pull off the Wii.

I mean we're obviously love- We do warm to you, listen to the dear. There's no warming, I love everyone listening to the podcast. I'm delighted to have any listeners to warm it. I think, you know, it's very much a one-way trip down the air canal. Well look, Crosby loves you. I've warmed to you. Clarke, you deserve to do so. That's you've got three responses there to choose from.

What level of neediness do you appreciate? We cover all the bases, basically, with the three bears. Right. Well, yeah, Galboard, the Patrons, supporters, please, and join the community. It's always amazing. And we couldn't do it without the Patrons. So please, Galboard the Patron, supporters please, and join the community. It's always amazing, and we couldn't do it without the Patreon, so please do Galboard. Well, speaking of the Patreon, Tom, I thought as another treat for our main feed listeners,

we would give them a little preview of the kind of stuff we have been up to over on the Patreon, because every single week we put out a bonus episode, they're really, really good fun. And I know if you're a fan of house meeting, you'd definitely be a fan of a flat share pop round, the Patreon because every single week we put out a bonus episode, they're really, really good fun. And I know if you're a fan of house meeting, you definitely be a fan of a flat share pop round, which we do, which is just the four of us, the three of us, producer Emma, having a chat.

So I thought we could give them a little taste of the most recent episode. So for all you non-patrions, this is what you're missing out at patreon.com for slash Pappy's Fatshare. My nieces and nephews, I was just saying to them, there's like eight of them, they're all sat around playing a game and it's like a guessing game. And you have to guess what animal it is and so there's a card and you have three describing words and then you show to what animal you think it is. Okay. And if no one gets it, you can ask a question and then you shout out what animal you think it is. And if no one gets it, you can ask a question and then you get again.

So they were playing it for a few rounds. You know, feathery has claws, whatever. And I got... It got... I went dinosaur in my head. Why did I go dinosaur? I'll try it. Yeah, because you're a purist and you want to say that dinosaurs had feathers.

Yeah, I mean, it's not typically speaking, probably. Yeah, but that's too much for five-year-olds. Yeah. So it was an eagle, yeah. So anyway. Yes, and it was an eagle. So Daisy, my cousin, who's 18, started the round, she's playing with all these kids all under the age of eight and she said

powerful Yes fast. Yes, and I was like this is gonna be funny. I'll say it to me So I that's the decision I made as she went through and so she went I'm in a room full of children. Yeah. Powerful, fast, a predator. Uncle Tom! And I shat it. Oh, no. I shat it.

Hey, to my family, all the kids who have family. And then I had to go, oh no, only joking. It's not Uncle Tom, but like, why? Why? It was just really, it's really fun timing. It's powerful, fast. They're not a chef in the store, are you? Uncle Tom, and I was like, oh no, no, no, no, no.

Go back to school and be like, why did you do on your holiday? Well, Uncle Tom, I was like, I was like, what's going to be like strong or something like that? That was absolutely undone. Well there you go, we stick that out every Thursday. Yes, we certainly do. So get

on board patreon.com forward slash pappies, the link to that is in the show notes and you could get that for just four pound a month. You could get a bonus episode every single week and you get the bonus beef as well. You get the bonus beef so it's a quid a week. Five or six episodes a month. It's great. Bonus episodes every time. Well, lovely episode. Cheers, Crossbow. Cheers, mate. Today's episode was produced by Emma Corsham. Corsham team.

Corsham team. Cheers everyone! Bye! Y'all, will you please be up standin'? Okay, brother. For today's Patreon neighborhood watch roll call Now I think I think I can I think I've confused me in a pirate with that song. Hey brother No, no, no, no, I think you're right actually

Right I was I, I was, oh, yeah. Oh, I don't know that a farm, yeah? Yeah, I went. Yeah. And on that farm, he had some keys. It's a case. It's a case. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I visited him on the farm. I lost his keys and I ended up in the haystack with Adam. Hayes! Oh, what a lovely bit of rough and tumble with Adam Hayes, you must have had there. Oh, he is the only little... Now, let me tell you now, right? Oh, tell me true. Oh, tell you true, all McDonald had a farm. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nice to see you, to see you, nice. Oh, and on that farm, he had a friend whose name was Matilda Price. Well let me tell you something, I'll tell me true. Tell me true. MacDonald, he had a farm right. And it was really very sassy. Oh yeah. We play sexy music, a wear address and dance with Maya Coco Bassy. Oh, I don't want a wonderful time was had by all.

It was great, it was fun. Oh McDonald's, McDonald's, had a farm. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, McDonald's had a farm, it made him very jolly. Oh, of course, well, with these, in these day and age, how do you fix it? He surely did, we know, we sure. I'm not going to say what country the farm was in age? Yeah, it's the Brexit. He surely did, we know, we sure.

Hey, well, I'm not gonna say what country the farm was in, but it wasn't in the UK. Oh, for all the McDonalds. And a farm, it made him very jolly. He tickled his pigs and he struck his cows and he pointed at a collie. Oh, and a collie there, yeah. And a collie.

And a collie, of course, yeah. He had a sheep dog, and a collie. Oh, he had a sheep dog and Anna-colleys. Oh! He had a sheep dog. Anna-colleys. Oh, lovely stuff. Oh, yes. Well, old McDonald had a farm, and he used to play it being Lady Chatterley. He had several lovers,

who've put the posh house, and one of them was Dame Zoe Ladsley. You're... You're of them was Dame Mark Nicholson. Listen, I got some terrible news. Old McDonald, Adam Farr. No, not Adam News in the form of a nursery rhyme. Old McDonald, Adam Farr and it flooded and he didn't have a splash plan. So, all of the windows on his house got wet and he blamed that few cashman. Oh no. He's like a splashed plan. That's true. That's a true story. That's right. I said to him, oh McDonald, who started the flood? He said,

where is my wife, Alasco? He's actually in Alaska apparently. So he couldn't ask his wife because she was, she was miles away, rapping with Sarah. I think you missed her, she had gone to Iceland. Oh, that's right. That's why I was going to Iceland Anyway, he said Where is my wife I will ask her oh, yeah, sorry I was my wife I will ask her And he called her over said who started this flood and she whispered it be Jasper

The friendly ghost. Jasmy, the friendly fella. Old MacDonald had a farm, but don't go there after dark. For he does much more than tickle his pigs with that pervert Tom Clark. That's right. That's right. Old MacDonald. Old Wilbur Nswell, I can tell you that from the day. Old Tom Clarky and Old Mac Donalds.

They had a, they had a, they had a fun old time with it. Let me tell you. Oh, yes, old, old Tom, old Tom and old Mac, they tickled those pigs. Oh, and the, until theled those pigs. Oh, I'm not right. Until the pigs did part. I think that's only too far. The gust was so strong. It knocked out a man by the name of Cameron Sharp. Well, I've heard a talk of that.

Oh, Mac Donald. Yeah, who's me? I said it a second ago. Oh, yeah. That's why I knew I did it. I heard it somewhere. Yeah. Oh, that's why I know I did it. I know I heard it somewhere. Yeah. Of course you did.

Old MacDonald had a farm. And as he plowed, he'd listened to the podcasts of Mark Marrow. We would. Yeah, you're very good. He would. He would. Yeah, J.C. Custer on the other day. Oh, it was a good episode.

Now put some in the same category as a farmer I was telling to my other farmer's neighbor Aaron Well, sorry Aaron. Sorry Aaron lives next door to my other farmer That's that's that's really smart marijuana I can't see Mark Maron, of course, no. Yeah, Mark Maron. Ah! Ah! I've just come back from a cult you had.

I've just had you fin- I'm glad you're back at the end of that show. It's just- Yeah! I've just returned. I've just returned from a concert where pigs and man sang together. My favourite moments of the evening was when they sang the famed Choo-to-Pur-Tum-A-Fet-a.

What did I do when you were far away? One pig said to the other, don't look at me! The pig replied, I don't know porting quirk or a mother. Oh, we clapped and we chewed and we plodded those pigs and the men and the songs that they'd sung. But the greatest singer of all was a man and his name was Callum. Oh, beautiful tale beautifully told. We'll always have that over the animals,

our singing voices, Callum's singing voice. It's what separates us, they say. It's what separates the wheat from the chaff you. It's what separates the wheat from the chaff you. It's what separates the listener from the podcast. Oh, but Donald firmly believes that's what separates the wheat from the chaff you. He was saying that when he was using his chaffing machine. Is it a chaffing machine? Oh, but it's not a chaffing machine.

Oh, no, no. That was my nickname at university. For that time, you went out in a paracycling shorts. It was a blast. Anyway, anyway, the chaff you was separated and Old MacDonald said thank you to his portly cousin Matthew. He's portly cousin Fair enough fair enough fair enough I tried right come on. It's time to get the animals into the barn. It's time to bring it home It's time to bid the animals a fond farewell Rides to fond with the pigs. Sorry

ride to bond with the police. Sorry little two little two little two. We've tickled the pigs, we've stroked the cows. We've had a wonderful time with the hen and don't forget tomorrow because we'll do it all again. When the cock when the cock roll Crockrel grows Pay no heed he's having a wonderful time But don't think it if you've been with the cockerel to wash him up in Brian But I don't forget don't forget if you've been with a pig Keep your ass away from its trar I learned that lesson from my dearest friends. A wise person, name of Kai Potter. Yeah, well, that concludes today's picture of neighborhood watch roll call.

Thank you, brother. Come by. Come brother. Come by. Come by. Come by. Cheers everyone. Come by. Thank you. Call him young, is that you?