Pappy's Flatshare - House Meeting (Wooahdyoga) S10E34

Episode Date: August 24, 2020

Matthew, Ben and Tom slide into your ear canal for a catch-up. There's a lot of stretching in this episode, mainly of words. Also, which body part would you like to be strong?Pappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetSupport us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Matthew from Pappies here. Before we get this episode underway, I've got some very exciting news for you. On the 3rd and 7th of September, we are doing two new flat shear slam downs, one on each night. Flat shear slam downs over Zoom, they've been really fun so far. Yeah, the way it works is we do them over Zoom, you watch them on YouTube, tickets are a fiver, it's free if you work for the NHS. And yeah, you just watch it in the privacy of your own home So if you live outside of London and you've never seen a flat chest down down before or even if you live in London You've never seen a flat chest down down before or even if you live in London and you have seen a flat chest Landown before

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all the details of where to get tickets are there. And yeah, we will see you on the third and the seventh of September. Enjoy the app. Greetings! Listen to dear! It can mean only one thing. I'm Tom. I'm Ben.

And I'm Matthew and Tom, I've got to ask you a few questions about the way you took us into this podcast. The Strongs? That's not necessarily the question I would have asked. How strong was it? Is that your question? How strong was it? Not my question, no. The answer's very.

Oh, okay, in which case, that's a question answered, not my question, but a question answered. So thanks for that intro. You're welcome. What can mean only one thing? The length of the greeting, what was it because I was I It certainly drew me in. Yes Well, I think that is for listed here to decide we can't tell them what how to interpret what's just happened

But that they're already doing it themselves We're here not to tell them what to take from this but merely to present what it is and let them form what it is in their mind. Exactly. They're not just listener deers, they're code breaker deers as well. You know, it makes what we do sound incredibly kind of high brow. Thank you. Oh, well, thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

Bless you. And bless you, listener deer, for for tuning in. So it is today a house meeting. Yes, yes, yes. A very strong house meeting where we, you know, in fact, we did analyze the very thing that is we're doing. Exactly right, exactly right. It was some real close in depth self-examination. So if you can deal with that, if you're ready for it guys, we've got it for you. If you're not yet ready for it, then why not pause this and join our Patreon? Oh, no. Well, no, if you're not ready for this, then you're not ready for our Patreon.

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I've had a thought. I've got an issue. I've got a question I want to ask you. I want to talk. I want a chat. Okay, let's sit down and chew the fat. Has meeting. What temperature should we set the heat to?

Has meeting. Why on earth am I always waiting? Has meeting. Who went my bed while I was sleeping? Has meeting. What's the point? Does life have a meeting? Has meeting.

How would you feel if How would I feel? It's not the deal. It's on brand. Word yoga. It's on brand, isn't it? I don't know if you're... yeah, but I think you might want to work on your brand slightly. Look, podcasts are becoming oversaturated. Okay but word yoga. So is the concept of word yoga? Is the idea that you would you would actually sort of do it along with us? Is the idea that we should be like should we be asking people

to really be leaving little gaps for people to fill in their own interjections? Are they able to do that anyway? If I'm a listener dear, then I'm already interjecting. You know, like I think already a listener dear has agreed with me. If you... Oh, that's what you're thinking. That also might, again,

might just be the inside of your brain. Already a listener dear. That's brain yoga right there. You're stretching. A list of deer. I'm bending the truth over backwards. A list of deer is already sat on the bus, muttering into their mask finally.

Finally somebody said it. Finally somebody's recategorized, Papi's flat share podcast as word yoga. Or like someone sat next to someone on the bus and they just hear from under their mask, he's nailed that. And they've got what? And it's like, oh, nothing I'm just listening to a podcast and Paris just nailed it. Well, Perry, let's, let's chase down how far you've nailed it. Explain to me. To the depth of the wood

Okay To the death and by that do you mean do you mean you're in the middle of a forest as in your lost? Is this a Blair witch type situation you can't nail the wood for the trees? Are you what's how have you nailed it? What in what way is this like yoga? I was thinking Can I little session, Tom. Can I ask you a question before we turn it before we begin? I'm sorry, I interrupted you there, but do you do yoga? No.

Do yoga. I do word yoga, mate. You do word yoga, okay. I do mental gymnastics and word yoga. Okay, so you do word yoga. I'm a brain athlete.. I mean that is a if you're a brain athlete, you're dangerously out of shape. I'm a brain athlete and life's my gym. You're a brain athlete who has had some sort of severe injury before to lay up. Lay up for

for a good couple of years. I thought too hard before warming up. So you didn't stretch, this is it. I've got the old brain strain. When you've got your mascot and then you're in public, do you ever kind of like, in, I still sing to myself as I go around the supermarket. And I kind of realize the other day that like, people don't necessarily know who might be singing. Do you think there's been a of fun to be had though?

That's the good thing about the, you know, like there are certain type, because I'm somebody I like to sing to myself as well. If I can, I'll love to sing to myself. And there are certain times when you can sing in public with impunity. One of them would be when you've got the hand dryer on, nice and loud. Oh, hello. So when the hand dryer on, nice and loud. Oh, hello. When the hand dryer goes on, I love to stay twice.

I've done my birthday twice while I've been washing my hands. You have to dry your hands, in fact, do you have to dry your hands? I have to dry my hands. No, I can't. Dry hands are dangerously undried then. But no, I will then, I'll just then sing a little song. If you can sing it around the kind of key of whatever the dryer's at,

then it means you don't have, you know, it sort of just blends into the sound of the dryer. As soon as it stops, you can stop your song. No embarrassment, yeah, you've got to blast out a song with the gorgeous acoustics of a bathroom. Can I ask, are you improvising a short song about drying your hands, or are you going for a short refrain? So you haven't got a lot of time there, have you?

It'll either be a wind related. A song I'm hearing. Sometimes, because of the general blowiness of the hand dryer, it'll often be step and wolf's born to be wild. Because you can imagine that the wind blowing up off your hands through your hair is... That was so...

You know, do you ever feel like for a solo, just like flip it around? Yes, Clarky, absolutely. Flip it around. It blows your hair back and you're saying, Monde mi ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré ré Yeah, strong. Confident in the fact that the hairdryer is covering the sound of it. Well, in that instance, you need to know that the bathroom is completely vacated. Just you. It was very full when he started.

But miraculously in the 15 seconds it took. Clear out. Do you know what, actually, it's bad getting caught in a moment like that, because that happened to me this week. I got caught taking a photograph of myself in the gym. Hello. By the, there's signs up on the walls that say, weakness is a choice, that kind of stuff.

You know, it's got, what kind of gym are you going to like? I go to a muscle gym, but I can't say that. Yeah, because that's the only, it's the only person who uses the treadmill in the muscle gym? The guys can't use the treadmill. They can barely walk the guys. I'm in the gym with but they're there pumping away You know pumping away on the iron. I'm there on the treadmill. I said on the iron Well, I'm very sure I'm on the treadmill. You know, it's a sticky gym

Wind flowing in the breeze This is a choice. So I take, I took a photograph for myself. I took a photograph for myself to send to Charlie just to be like, you know, like as it turns it out, baby. Wink this is a choice and I'm choosing it. It's a choice for me. It's a choice, baby. Weakness is a choice and I'm choosing it. It's a joke, baby.

It's a joke, baby. It's a joke, baby. It's a joke, baby. Let me see if I can, let me see if I can. How silly, weak. I think I've made that decision in my life. That you're happily weak. You're not weak.

I've kind of made the decision that I'm not gonna try and improve my strength. It's that true? Like I've never sought to. No, I've never. You have though, because you've trained for marathons and stuff, and that's improving your strength. Well, suppose it is an improvement.

It's an improvement way stamina. Like that's, like I've, Yeah, but it's in hand in hand, it's impossible. Oh, you're not gonna, you're not gonna try. I've never decided to work on my upper body strength. I, yeah, but you know, like I've never decided to work on my upper body strength. I have, but you know, like I've never made that season and I've got quite weak arms and it's like, any strength I have is due to leverage and weight.

Right, yeah. And I use those two. You're just one giant fighter. You're just one giant fighter. Yeah, I tell myself, it's like, look, nature has favored me. I've looked at things. Not a lot of people have told me about it.

I tell my mother and the listener dear, just, he's nailed it there. He's nailed it. They're shouting it now, Tom. Nature has favored him. Nature has favored our friend, Thomas. That's the sign on my gym. Nature has favored me.

See, see, you may as well go. Someone never go, and get it. But yes, I was crouching down by a sign that said, the only bad workout is the one that didn't happen. Lovely. Right? Had my sunglasses on, had a towel around my shoulders. I was sort of doing air, you know, like air guns,

you know, with my hand. And the woman who runs the gym came around the corner and said, we're closing up now. And I was there, like posing. It was really, really embarrassing. That's great. Yeah, but hell of a photo. Hell of a photo.

We'll pop it in the show notes. I'll stick it on our Instagram, why not? Why not? It's police. Finally a reason to put it out there. But you, of course, you don't do physical weightlifting, but you do do mental weightlifting. Word, word weightlifting, exactly.

You go to the word gym every day, don't you? I don't call it a worker, I call it a word, I... That's also what you say at the end of a conversation. Word out. Word out. I'm gonna be hitting it. I might hit the dictionary for 10, 15 minutes. Hit in the dick. Shouldn't be. here. I might hit the dick. Shenry for 10, 15 minutes. Hit in the dick. Shenry. Don't call it hit the dick. I really think hitting the dick is a bad idea for you.

Pop on the old Thess. I'll do a couple of miles on the Thessarus. I don't mind it. You're hitting a different syllable there. It's a bit of fun. I would have pronounced it like a dinosaur. Yeah, but... Did we... Have we covered this already? In which case? I think we did it in a quickfire round, Jiggle. Ah, did we now?

Yeah. Well, if it Tom sang about... There's a finite number of good ideas, right? LAUGHTER And we've had none of them. We're still just dancing around them. It's actually quite hard to do what we do. We have to word yoga around good topics. If a good topic comes our way, we are doing a down with dog as far as you like and it slides underneath us and straight off the other way. So if you could only have one part of your body strong,

one strong thing on your body, or in your body, you're counting your mind as well. Of course. No, not for this bit. Okay. Because I was gonna say, because I'm gonna go by this. Yeah, that's the answer, isn't it?

When you say one strong thing, like you have to pick out of left or right leg. You can do legs. You can have legs. No. You can't do left or right legs. You can get in circles all the time. You can't have legs.

Oh, I've got it. Wait, can I have legs? One really strong leg. It's spine. Can I have spine. Oh, I have a butt. A strong spine. Well a strong spine and a strong butt is the same thing for you, Clarke.

So don't know what you're mulling between the two. Just pick smart. It's the same thing. Dude, it's what I've been working on all this. Your horse is mulling between your two shoulder blades, isn't it? It's not the doubling with them. Shoulders have done well getting blades in there aren't they? That sounds cool, isn't it?

The branding on shoulders is strong. Yeah, compared to kneecaps. kneecaps are a naff dude. They sound like your back is gold. They're always in trouble. Whereas the diceyson shoulder blades suggest you're gonna be able to sing a wonderful song. Oh, I'm cross-be-belting, mate.

Walking past the road to nowhere. That's one this short. So I can be at the level of people shoulder blades. I can always be singing, maybe. Imagine someone so rich that they get air blades fitted into their shoulder blades. Oh, yeah, if you were going to be a cyborg, that would be a great thing to have. Shoulder air blades. If, when?

Yeah, I know. My friend. You don't know that. Here's the thing. You know, we're going to be the lost generation, right? You know, we're going to be the God damn beta max C90 cassettes generation, whereas the next level, you know, like our kids, our kids are going to, as a matter of course, become cyborgs. You know, in the same way that like lots of people in our generation have got

like a ton of tattoos and you go, that will mark you out as a person of our times. Yeah. You know, the whole sleeve tattoo, the cross the chest tattoo, that's, you'll, that is, you'll forever be someone who's lived through, you know, 2014 through to, you know, 2020. In the future, cyborg kids, I reckon, you know, your kids just around the corner parry, I reckon they're going to be the generation. Born a cyborg could be a bit weird. I hope it's not born a cyborg, no. If your baby is born half-dyson air blade, I think you've got to have a word with your wife. My wife did enjoy that solo in the toilet

a little bit too much. She's on the fourth verse. But yeah, shoulder blades, pretty, I mean, I'm leaning towards having strong shoulders now. Off the back of that. Look at these blades. Shoulders are pretty cool, aren't they really? Like when is it, would you check out the blades on that?

Check out the blades on that. Why do you think shoulders are cool? What are your things you like about? I suppose actually in terms of power, like in the 80s power dressing, they started with the shoulders, didn't they? In order to prove, there's been lots of fashions that have really ramped up the shoulders.

The 1920s, 1930s suit, big shoulders. The epilepsy, like the brass-hardt holders on a military uniform, shoulders. Yeah, exactly right. You know, something to it, isn't there? Atlas wasn't carrying the world on his goddamn kneecaps, was he? He was carrying it on his shoulder blades.

I like the way it's become shoulders versus knees. It's shoulders, you know. Oh, it's the age-old. It's the age-old battle. It's shoulders, knees. Let's leave eyes in ears and mouth and nose out of it. You know what the true battle is. Let's leave eyes and ears and mouth and nose out of it. We know what the true battle is.

It's shoulders versus knees. No one's strong toes. No one wants strong toes. Well, here's the thing, you can break your toes. You do break your toes all the time and it doesn't really matter. That's a private matter, I don't know. I know what you do.

Just because I'm nervous, you know. He snapped a toe off. Some people chewed it. You come out of a meeting, you're like, oh, that was a six toe meeting, it really was. Some people chew their fingernails. I break my toes, it's just, you know, it's just they were handled.

Stress. Oh, mate. So why do you think this is a good idea, Mr. Perry? Pfft. Pfft. Thanks for seeing me. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. I want a tick-tack. Thanks for seeing me! Want a tick-tack?

Can you get me on tick-tack please? What if that guy walks? It sounds like a rain stick. What's going on? Do you remember the first time you saw a rain stick? Sorry to be so wildly hopping from something. No, I admit this is the word yoga. This is what it's about. Absolutely. If you've watched those yoga with Adrian videos, she doesn't hang around on a position. You know, she's moving around. She's fast. You've got to think with her. Absolutely. Next topic. When was the first thing you saw a rain stick? Good. Good call. Get in touch, guys. Papi's flat, Cherokee, Mel.com. When was the first thing you saw a rain stick good good cool get in touch guys Papi's flat share a gmail dot com when was the first thing you saw a rain stick when you did first the arranged it didn't blow your mind

Didn't blow your mind the first time I think It if anything actually It made me feel a bit creeped out Yeah, there's something quite creepy about them, you know. There's something inside the woods. My mum, where did she go that she brought it back from? Oh, the other side, that's right.

See, no, I think there's something in that. I think the first time we saw rainsticks was when a family member came back off holiday. Yeah, she, my mum got back off holiday. And obviously, we were there, she still changed the radiator where she'd left us. And she showed us this brainstick, but for some reason, I could tell that in, I kind of how I could see inside it, I could tell inside, there were like little hooks on the inside of it.

What? That sort of kept the, that's why the, the, the, You're thinking a couple, she. She bought that Kaplunk mate. Kaplunk, it was Klaaki. No, no, I'm sure there are like sort of like there's ridges inside the rain within a rain stick that mean that the rain falls, doesn't just go hudunks down all at once. They sort of catch on the hook and then that made me think of what I was falling. I genuinely, I've only just realised I don't know how a rainstick works.

How did you know? Little bits of stick inside. Little bits of stick, beads, different stories, knees and shoulders. Surely it's beads. Surely it's beads. Do you know, Klocky, are you guessing here? I guess I think I must. It's beads in a moracca, isn't it?

Yeah, we're not talking about moracas. Moracas don't sound like rainsticks. It's part of the same family. You wouldn't even have a rainstick if a moracca didn't come first. Yeah, that's, I mean, that's evolution, isn't it? It doesn't mean that the moracca hasn't grown into a rainstick. It's not like the same ingredients. Yeah, there's just a, a, a, a, a, someone planted a Maraca.

No, Clark. A, a, a, a, a, a, a, you know, you know, I, I'll always back you, Clark, but this is absolutely, this is, this is one word yoga position and I ain't getting into it. Um, I think you've got you, I think you've got your head firmly between your shoulder blades on that one. I'm not my ass. I'm not exactly your ass. Very much so, Clarky. It's a phrase that I don't enjoy that I was this age. I was this age.

I was this old. I was today. I was today, years old when I found out I didn't know what was in a rain stick, but I've got the answer if you want, but I'm applying it Whoa hang on hang on you this is very much producer Emma's job and Clarky That's true. Sorry. I was Clarky I was a guaranteed son else was doing it. I This isn't how we roll we don't fact check We don't fact check. This is the song.

You will fact check at some point, possibly in the next episode, but we're not fact checking during. But basically, go on, go on, go on. Go on, go on. He tells us is is the right thing. Go on, do you go on planted, Maraka? Go on, Dr. Google. It's actually, it's actually teeth.

Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, fucking kidding you. Oh Jesus Christ. Oh, lucky. You mustn't do that. You know I'm of an age now where I'm susceptible to fishing scams. That's it, more in hoaxes, you know. If I can't do that to me.

If I can't do that to me. This is unbelievable. F**k. Seat. Oh, good lord. Can I just say, Clark, he broke with Prozacol to fact check, but oh my god, was it worth it? He absolutely did me up a kipper there

Hey, crossby you were this day old when you didn't I can't stand it Why not why not just get why do you not like a little bit of internet fun? That's that's enough that was isn't it? I'd say what internet fun is, it's people talking in ways they would never talk if they were in a room with someone. Like try saying it out loud, you fucking knob. That's why I'd say. LAUGHTER Are you gonna go through, are you gonna search for the phrase,

today is old or whatever it is, today is old or whatever it is? And just search at random and then send them that message, try saying it, imagine saying that out loud you fucking knob. Say that out loud you fucking knob. I think imagine saying that out loud you fucking knob is a good catch word for, it's a good phrase everyone should have bare in mind when they are looking at the internet. Coming from you, Perry, that is some real like chat. That is some real word, y'all. Well, I mean, consider what you say out loud. I would say it all out loud.

Well, that's it, isn't it? Tom's like the opposite. He says everything out loud before even thinking about it. I'm famously 85% out loud. Get it out loud. I'm 85% out loud, 5% written down, and 10% thought and not said. Do you?

Well, we love to get to that. 10%. We'd love to get to what the tip. What is, can you, can you give us an example, say from, from this chat so far, you don't have to if you don't want to, but is there an example of a moment where you thought, I might say that, it got to the point you're about to say it and you thought, no, I'll reserve that. I'll, I'll condemn that to the 10%.

There's a reason it's in the 10%. I doubt 10%. The 10% is locked. It's weighted and it is in the river. 10's my friend say the 10% the river 10%. That's that's what's in a rainstick. Tom's 10% of their six.

He doesn't say I still can't get over you saying it was teeth. That was right. You only what a really ups really upset me. A real boom. I know I've used this reference before, I still can't get over you saying it was teeth. She ain't knew only. What a real. Really upset me. A real boon. I know I've used this reference before, but that reminds me of like, that's the sort of thing you would get on like an early pixie single as the artwork and it would creep me the

fuck out. What, a raindstick full of teeth? A raindstick full. A raindstick full of teeth. You can imagine a black france is having a real time compiling that little image. That is a great album title. A raindstick full of teeth. You can imagine a black france is having a real time compiling that little image. That is a great album title. A rainstick full of teeth. Right. I got one hand in my pocket. Now, that's a great album title and you go to Alanis Morissette, the next. I got one hand in my pocket and a rainstick full of teeth.

in my pocket and a rainstick full of teeth. Come on, Jack. Jacket little tooth. Pertus and Hermesery. What is in a bloody rainstick? No, I'll tell you what, I tell you what, listener deers been joining in with this. You know, we said you were muttering away under their masks. Of course, it's a straw speeds the woods.

What is it? I tell you what? Oh yeah, okay, okay. So it is filled with small pebbles or beans. Beans, beans. And small pins or thorns arranged on the inside surface. That's what I'm talking about thorns.

Exactly, the little spikes on the inside, so it catches on the spikes. Now for some reason I must have been able to see those little spikes, or alternatively, I think it was, I could see that there was the indentation on the outside, like you could see that there was something going in, and it creeped me out,

because you think, oh, imagine I was like a bead, or imagine I was like, you know, shrunk down, not that much, a small amount match shrunk down into hiding more So I can fit into a rainstick. You're listening. Three quarters of my original size You're listening to word yoga Imagine crossing imagine okay, alright. Okay guys. Here's what I want you to imagine Okay, so you've shrunk down. Okay, really? Probably you're probably seven inches tall.

Breathe in. Okay. Oh, breathe out. And somebody has taken a hacksaw to the top of a range. What? I've got what? They've emptied out all the beads. Oh, breathe in.

And they're dropping you in it. And you're scraping down, catching on a thorn every, and you know what as well? You're naked. You're naked. And you're catching on a thorn and you know what as well? You're naked, you're naked and you're catching on a thorn every bit of you, all of the extra little, you know, all the extra flaps, the earlobes, you know, the little extra bits of skin between the toes,

they're all catching on the little thorns and you're dangling from them and every now and then you hear a little pop as the skin gives way and you carry on down and then it gets on your bloody eyelids, it's got your eyelids. One of the, oh no, this one's just on the little bit that sort of covers your, your, your tooth, a bit of gum that covers your tooth, it's just, it's up in there, pop, don't worry, that's given way. And then you pop it down. And then you think to yourself, isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little too ironic, and yeah, I really do think.

Don't you think? A little too ironic, and yeah, I really do think. It's like a r-stick! How's B-D-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A-B-T-A- it lyrics. Yes, it did. Yes, my copy of Usualusion 2 by Guns and Roses remained in the Walkman. Who isn't peeling off that sticker before they get home? Ah, but you know what they started doing, printing it on the actual sleeve itself. Risp off the corner, grandad. Yeah. I tell you what, you could probably just throw the whole sleeve away with the album in it. No, no, no, no, no, I care, there's some belters on a jagged little pill, there's some great songs. Some, head over feet.

It's all to all. It's all to all hits. What am I doing? I'm trying to appear cool by saying, I like guns and roses and not a land is more a set. And actually, as a true Guns and R by saying, I like guns and roses and not a Lannis Morissette. And actually, as a true Guns and Roses fan, I should know that they actually didn't have the explicit lyrics sticker on because they didn't want

to have it on. So they put on their own sticker that they'd written themselves, telling people to go to the new age section of the record shop to listen to some old crap from the new age section. If you can't deal with our truths, that's what it said on their sticker. Yeah, they fucking went for it.

Can we get that sticker for our podcast? Yeah. Word yoga. Wojooga. Wojooga. Wojooga. Wojooga. Guys, guys, we've got something to word yoga.

That's the word yoga version of Wojooga. Wojooga. Wojooga. You're listening to Wojooga. Yoga version of Word Yoga. Oh, yoga. Whoa, yoga. You're listening to Whoa, yoga. Ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba. I could see Clarkie. You know what, I'm picturing Clarkie now

as a sort of guru figure, you know? Okay. What, he's an opponent of Word Yoga. Yes. And he's there, he's shirtless, he's got beads around his neck that he's knicked from a rainstick, he's wearing a sarong, you know, looks sarong, feels so right.

And he's got sandals on and he's there. Namaste. I am world joker. You imagine that with like, you know, someone who kind of sprouts almost incomprehensible knowledge, incomprehensible.. Incomprehensible. Jesus Christ. Listen, I tell you what, why don't you try and comprehend it

first before you start saying it? I'll tell you what, for exponents of word, you're not very good at words, are we? No, it's very brave as doing this job. Words, unfortunately, I'm not at all. It's shame that they're not our forte, considering we're professional. Whoa, jokers!

Whoa, jokers. I'd say any old gibberish. Whoa, Jogas! Whoa, Jogas! I'd say any old gibberish, and people would be like, whoa, that must mean it. Jogas. Jogas. Who says, whoa, Jogas done in a jiggle. Oh, Jogas.

I think I can see Clarky as that figure, and then Crosby next to him wearing a towel, giving the V's, I have his photo taken. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I think people would save money to go on the course? I've say, I'm going on a pilgrimage to Sydney to see the Wojoga. You actually live above, I'm going to give you a dress away, but you live above a

Joga studio, don't you? I do, yeah. So you can go down in there and just go down in there. By the way, guys, do you know that the, uh, whoa, Joker, you know, let's joke right guys. Bye. We've got to make a new sign. Please.

Do you partake in the yoga in your yoga studio? Don't stay as clock. I've been, I've been one least. Please, please. Joe, sorry, sorry. Sorry. Well, well, Joker, do you do your joke there? You're Joey's studio.

And afterwards, do you enjoy relaxing jogging? LAUGHTER Which is actually eating a yogurt on a treadmill? LAUGHTER Um, yeah, I went once. Yeah, sounds like it. It sounds like it. You move in, you move in by a yoga studio and you think,

oh great, I'm going to be using the yoga studio once. Well, they gave us a discount because they did construction work for weeks and weeks and weeks. Muncie. What, there's a business trend. So like, you get a discount if you're in this building. But it was still really expensive. It is expensive, isn't it?

It is expensive, yeah. So I did one introductory class and was like, that's, that's all I can afford of that. Thank you very much. Yoga feels like something I will embrace at some point. Oh, you sure? Do you actually just not play? Yeah, have you embraced it, CrossFit?

I love it, yeah, yeah, I did a little this morning. Yeah, I mean, not to any extent the amount that my wife does, she loves it. Yeah, yeah, I did a little this morning. Yeah, I mean, I not as you not to any Extent the amount that my wife does. She loves it But I did it the first time I did it on my honeymoon when we went to a st. Lucia There was yoga on the beach and then it you know like so I went on to yoga on the beach every morning Obviously beautiful course, you know you're there in the you know the pit on mountains and the background You know wonderful to relax Really really fantastic.

Seven days of beautiful yoga. Then you come back and you're doing it in the sport centering crystal palace. And it's hard to get the same motivation, you know? Yes, but because you've got that beautiful surroundings. So what, right, go. Pitch me like, when were you getting from it?

You're checking in with your body. I check in with my body every morning. Not the hard day. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not talking about what you get out of it before you have a shower. If I could, I check in and I, if I could I check out by a car.

Your body's at the hotel California. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah, you can never leave me. You can never leave your body. Oh, there's mirrors on the ceiling of my body. I can tell you that for now. Ha ha ha. Your body is a heart shaped bed. And it vibrates if you put a guy with it. Ha ha ha ha. So,

but it's good for meditation purposes. Is it really, isn't it just moving around with style? Or like, is it? It's going around with style, feels like your kind of thing. Actually, that puts me in mind of a thing that, you know, you talk about how you like to sing when you're out and about in public. Yeah. I remember seeing you, the most... I remember seeing you at, when we were at university, I was, um, we were driving around myself and my friend Miranda.

We were driving back to our... Back to our digs. And we saw you walking down the street. And I've never seen anybody. You looked like you were performing at the Sans Casino in 1963. You had your, you had your, 1963. You had your discmen on, and you were sort of doing wild swings with your, like kind of,

almost like bowling swings with your arms as you were singing along to a song. And, you know, the Shwada Veef was, it was potent. We pulled over, we picked you up, we drove you, oh, I think we'd probably drove to a bar and got hammered, but, but it was, I remember, I think we drove to a bar and got hammered. But it was, I remember I had to hospital. So, yeah, did that thing they were doing like police crime procedures,

we just dumped him outside and sped off. But no, I remember that being a very potent moment of thinking, you know, what's this guy's secret? what's this guy's secret? What's this guy's secret? And how do I get on board? Just have to drink. Yeah. Oh, you can't beat a good singer.

Walking along, singing a song is an absolutely great way to be, isn't it? Yeah, it is. And you feel better when you sing. I love it when I see other people doing it as well. I'm like good on you. Would that be better than, would that be better for me than a yoga? You know like rather than sitting down

and being like fit into that position. You've just asked what yoga is and instantly you won out already. Yeah, it sounds yoga to me, but also selling me a bunch of alternatives to yoga. Could I do this instead? Tom knows for sure if you do it the first way. Can I just say that the good thing, here's the good thing, right? If you were to do yoga, you could do it in your front room every day from a YouTube video, right? You could do that and you could sort of teach yourself and you could start, you

know, you could do a beginner's class and get into it. My wife just finished her 30 days of yoga, you know, you do yoga every day's class and get into it. My wife just finished her 30 days of yoga, you know, you do yoga every day for 30 days, and it gets you into that habit format. And then can you stop then? You can stop at any point, you can stop on day one, if you want. But you can never. Yeah, but here's the thing, if you were doing yoga,

there you go, very contained, it's you in your front room, with your laptop. Do you not think what comes with it is like a sort of odd serenity? Odd serenity. Yeah. Like, you know, cold. Tum loves the chaos of his own mind. You know when you meet someone and they're like, there's an odd serenity to them and you're like, oh, I think, no, because I think the yoga's got to you.

You're not going to turn it into one... Well, I see one of these people. You're not going to turn into one of these people who shows up on a reality show, and they talk about how they're a really spiritual person. They need to meet spiritual connection. And it turns out, just to some sort of weird, creepy, horny dude, because you're already that. So, you're not going to turn it into anything.

No, but I think it's just a way of relaxing the body, kickstarting your day. You don't have to, I think it's just a way of relaxing the body, kickstarting your day. You don't have to, I think. But could I get that from sticking the earphones in, juicing a bit of swing and going for a walk round the block, belt out a few tunes, get back. And it's like walking along, singing a song, and that's my yoga. You maybe could, but what I was going to say is doing it in like walking along singing a song and that's my yoga. You maybe could but what I was going to say is doing it in your front room doesn't impact on other people's lives. Whereas you go out into that, like if you join a choir or if you go out into the world

and start singing, that's not fair on the world. What about, I mean I've got my mask on and I'm only on the pavement. I wouldn't come into your house and let's invite it. By on the pavement in the US, you're singing carrot rope, don't you? Oh, lovely stuff. Thanks mate. Thanks mate. I think you're overplaying the, or not overplaying,

but thinking too much about the mental side of yoga. Mostly it's the physical. It's a good little workout and it's really good stretch. That's the main thing. It's a good, so that's why I was doing it this morning, it's because I'm doing lots of running so I wanted to do a bit of a stretch. But the thing is, as well,

I talked myself out, because I love running now, I'm really, really enjoy it. But I talked myself out of it because I was worried that I was like, well, I don't want to be the kind of person who has to run to feel good. And you go, why not? That's a pretty good hope, it's.

What's, you know, I don't want to be the kind of person who has to exercise in order to feel good. And you go, well, at least now, if I do feel bad, I know a quick fix for it that isn't going out and getting hammered, which is a very short term fix. I've got that quick fix and you might find it. I mean, I'm not saying that yoga's gonna change your life.

I'm just saying that that it might be it. Carkey is wild yoga, obviously wild yoga. Oh, wild yoga here. The wild yoga, wild yoga's booked. The wild yoga's promised. I will change your life. I mean, I'm happy to give it a go. Do you want me to give it a crack?

Yeah, give it a crack now. And just see if you could just do a really, like Google a very basic five minute beginner's yoga on YouTube. I tell you the thing that appeals to me is that they seemed, someone seems to be, I've had a bit of a laugh with the, with the names of the poses and stuff. Yeah. Well, this is it. There is,

there is. It does feel, it does feel quite silly, right? Yeah. It is silly, you know, the, the, the cobra, the cat, you know, the cat, cat into cow. I was doing cat into cow earlier on. That's funny. That's the dog of her. That's the dog of her. You should have heard it show.

Oh yeah. I was watching it on G&G, but I wasn't actually doing it myself. You can't touch me for it. But no, no, no, like, yeah, there's humour in it. The crow pose. The crow pose. Yeah, the crow pose. The crow pose. Yeah, the crow pose. Oh, like what?

The police do give a gym. Oh no, it's the crow pose. Yeah, all of that kind of stuff, you know. Is the crow pose where someone, no, I'm not going to go there. That's going to the 10%. Okay, all right, what? Lock that away in the 10% hurry. Is that going to be 10%. Okay, all right, let's lock that away in the 10% battery. Is that going to be a branded leave it?

It really was, yeah! Give it into the 10%. You, it. Oh, right, it's okay, it's fine. So we wouldn't have been enjoyable for anyone. No, no, no, no, but we sort of had your cake and ate it too there anyway. So we got to... Well, it's a Tom's 10% goes into my head

You are 10% yeah, you're the only person who's got a key to that box. It's like the Slight the recycling folder on your on your computer, you know when you went to your trash just guys try to I've written mine oh god why am I thinking of that all of a sudden? Where's that come from? um so Perry you're gonna try it? um okay okay I'm happy to embrace new things yes I'll give it an attempt will you report back next house meeting? Yeah.

It's how you did. Is it going to make me spend too much time with myself? Oh, that's an interesting point. How do you mean? Are you worried about the sort of inside of your own head a bit? Like, am I going to have to... Will it force me to open the 10% and have a look? I think most basic kind of yoga stretcher thing, if it's only five or 10 minutes anyway, it's just gonna be stretches. It's not gonna be meditative. I'll be too busy trying to get my legs in.

It's more about clearing the mind as well, isn't it? It's more about, you know, it's about like, not thinking about 10%. It's not therapy, it's not saying let's delve into that 10% and find out why you thought it in the first place. It's not saying let's delve into that 10% and find out why you thought it in the first place. It's just get the mind, you know, brush away the cobwebs of the mind

and do something with the body. Stick your leg up there. Stick your leg up there, Perry. Can I still walk around? So you're talking me from word yoga into real yoga. Yeah. You know what, I think in order to be true. I'm in the mouth and the body. In order to be a true word yoga. Yeah, you know what I think I think in order to be a true and the body in order to be a true word. Say your chat online club. It's a tender buyer. Come on mate it's my birthday I said it once before, but it bears a repeat.

I don't think you can argue with what we just listened to. No, you absolutely can't. You can't. I mean, you can try. You can try and argue with it. You can try and argue with it on our iTunes review. Five stars, of course. Of course.

Of course. Like, try and argue as to why this isn't word yoga. Exactly right. Leaver of your on iTunes telling us what Wojoga has taught you today. What is Wojoga? What is the wisdom of Wojoga that you've received through this podcast?

Absolutely right. You can always recommend us to your friends as well. The more people we've got listening, the more fun it is for us. That's true. That's true, I think. You know, and it's really, it was so heartening the last episode to have somebody, to have so many people get in touch about the birthdays, right? The birthday episode of a house meeting.

We got so many people getting in touch and it's so nice when the stuff we talk about actually touches a nerve in fact. I've just remembered that we got a message This is that I'm gonna find this for you now. We got a message from Genghis Sugs. Oh, yeah, it's remember I remember the genghis Sugs. Yeah We got a message from if we said if you're called genghis Sugs, Genghis Sugs. Genghis Sugs. Now, let me see if I can find this now, because, yes, here we go, Genghis Sugs. He got in touch, they got in touch,

let's not, we don't know, let's not. But they got in touch by a Paffey's flat share at gmail.com. Greetings all, and the subject is Genghisugsanyone. Greetings all. Genghisugsanyone. Genghisugs me. Really appreciate the shout out. Thanks guys. Cheers everyone by. So there you go. Already another satisfied customer in the form of Genghis Sugs. And I'll tell you now, the photo, I'll put it up on our Instagram as well, along with a picture of me at the gym. But the photo is amazing.

They've got Sugs' face and superimposed it over Genghis. Come on. Yes, yes, yes. You know what, that sort of thing, I don't know who the real Genghis Sugs is. I like to think they're really cool Genghis Sugs. But the fact that they've gone to that kind of effort just goes to show what a wonderful band

of lunatics are listener deers truly are. So thank you, Genghisugs, and thank you whoever's listening right still to this point for listening, because you really are the best of, I'm gonna say it, a bad bunch. Well, thank you for listening and stay bad. You bad bunch. Cheers everyone. Today was produced by Emma Corsham. Corsham team.

You really tricked us there, apparently. You're on the kitchen. You're on by and all you want. We're now halfway through. We're now halfway through the cheers, everyone. So the question is, do I go back and do or do I, is this part of the interlude in between? think we're just gonna have to do a big

What you please Would you please? What you please? How would you please be upstanding? How would you please be upstanding? For the Patreon neighborhood watch, Her role calla. I was stood on a ledge. I was stood on a ledge looking down on a cat killing his son

Oh dear, oh dear, it was a really, it was a really bleak thing to see. So I told my friend, David Atkinson. OK, you may be in a different place to the rest of us, Thomas. We talked a lot time about which one we were starting. That's OK. That's OK. That's OK. But it made me really wonder where you were going with a particular rhyme.

Oh! I was like, why would he choose to say these things? If it doesn't even rhyme. Why is that cat killing his son? What's that got to do with Barnaby Row? Again, not the name we're on. The name was supposed to be doing next, Paris. I was, thanks for listening.

I was stood on a ledge. I saw a cat killing his son. His son was called Dan. I said, gosh, I'm sorry George Kaplan in a previous one. Congratulations for that. Okay, I'll take this one now, Harry. That's probably the best for the rest. And if you find the name, and then we'll carry on from that point in the list.

So the other day, I saw a cat, and he was eating a bag of crisps. I think they were branagans. That's right the cat belonged to our dear friend Tynisha Oh yeah, there we are. I was stood on a ledge looking down and I decided to take a piss. Unfortunately I hit my friend, Mark Davis. I was stood on a ledge reading the right list. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I said, gosh, Steph farmer. Oh, gosh. You said gosh, gosh. Oh, the other day, I saw a cat. And he was running a race.

In fact, he was winning. And that cat belonged to none other, then our good friend friend Alan Twining. I was to the ledge, looking at a large cat. I jumped off, and it felt like I was flying. Then I landed on a good friend lucky lion. I don't know what to say now. Oh well you've already done David Atkinson. Well that concludes today. So no, no, that's not a clue, that's it. I'm stood on a ledge. I don't know what to do. Should I run and hide? Yes, I'm hiding behind a brick with a cat who's just killed this.

Oh no, Jesus Christ. And you're hiding with... I said to the cat, oh, chick. You're out of rhyme there, mate. You've just committed Kitten's side Well the cat was upset and quite rightly so so we texted Oh the other day

Steve fried yes Oh the other day I saw a cat eating three bags of crisps I said that's not the recommended serving he said I know but my order lets me do what I like because my owner is of course Robert Irving. I was stood on the ledge. I was stood on the ledge. I was stood on the ledge. You stood on the ledge. You stood on the ledge. I was stood on the ledge.

I was looking down. This is a ravide. In the middle of the ravide was of course a cat kill his But I also realized there was a small babbling So of course I had to next next to the ravine next to the ravine in the middle of the ravine in the middle of the ravine to fucking brook

yes mate I broke in the middle of the ravine well I was a prize I've heard a lot of balkers as a Gregorian monk I've heard a lot of crazy shit mad dad crazy shit

but I've never heard of a babbling brook in the middle of a ravine Well, that's exactly why I had to text my friend Steve cook About the bro I was still a ledge She was still a ledge Legs a Kimbo oh Oh yes. Trying to keep my balance when I saw a cat be sick on his own son. Oh dear. It was really tough to watch and I felt tired. So I brought it down in a letter and decided not to post it. Instead I chatted to Kieran Gips. Kieran Gips and you chatted to without posting a letter. I was up on a ledge. In fact, I was up on two ledges at the same time. My legs were also a Kimbo and Shock Horror. Who should I see? Where I'm in flagrant, they like this over two ledges.

Worth my legs a Kimbo, but my dear friend, Barnaby Ro. Who's can I get a cat? I was starting on a ledge. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there. It was there at the cats, at the bubbly brook, it was all very overwhelming. I decided to have on the thin ledge a thin wank. Then I texted my good friend, a leash-swin-bank. I was there a ledge, where I'd once seen a cat-culous son, but instead this time I was watching a concert of Michael Bolton, all I could do in the nick of time was send out a text message. Why was this one time sensitive me? I ask. You don't want the concert to elapse without the text being sent. You're going to be, you're in danger of missing when a man loves a woman.

Quick, get back from the bar. But still get us our drinks in D. Walton. Oh, I was in a Michael Bolton concert. I'm sorry. I had great seats. I was up on the ledge Splashing a bit of cash at the ledge flashing a bit of cash cash on the ledge His grand finale when he performed Why how can we be lovers if we can't be friends? He brought out a cat and said, look what Michael Bolton dragged in. It was very funny, but no one laughed as much as my dear friend Ashley McFadden. That concludes the worst ever neighborhood Patreon watch.

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