Pappy's Flatshare - House Meeting (Worms and sweets) S11E03

Episode Date: January 19, 2021

Matthew, Ben and Tom slide into your ear canal for a catch-up. The boy's have worms, and moral dilemmas about the sugar industryWe're actually live! Thanks to our friends who run the internet, we'll be beaming into your houses yet again, catch us on the 21st JanuaryTickets available here - https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/pappys-flatshare-slamdown-w-arron-crascall-and-felicity-ward-tickets-136352246239Pappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetSupport us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings, listener dear, we're back in your ear canal where we love to be, I'm Tom. I'm Ben. And I am Matthew Welcome to another episode of Papis Flat Share House Meeting. House Meeting. What temperature? Well I said the heating. It's a real tragedy for us actually. We don't get to listen to that theme tune very much because we're making the podcasts, whereas you listen to it, you get to enjoy all the benefits of the theme tune. Yes, you know, you could actually listen to the podcast yourself, Tom, which you know,

that's a little bridge too far from you, isn't it? Never go back. Always face forwards, never go back. No, don't think about what you said over there. Well, before we say over there, what happened over there? Why is Tom in the corner with his face to the wall like the Blair Witch project? What happened over there? And before we get cracking, we should tell you that the next flat share slam down is happening on Thursday of this week, it's on the 21st at 8pm. So get your tickets,

if you haven't got your tickets already, they're so fun the ones we do over Zoom You can watch it on YouTube. We've got two amazing guests. Oh My word. We've got two great guests. We've got the Peerless Felicity Ward Who's absolutely fantastic and internet sensation are in Crassco? Yes To be a real treat. So it's the closest thing to a night out, while staying in you guys. I think that's fair to find.

That's certainly fair to say for us. Yeah, we have a good time. Yeah, get yourself to eventbrites.co.uk, EV, ENT, BR, IT, E. .co.uk. Search for Papi's FlatShare Slamdown and you will find a link to tickets there or go to our Twitter at Papi's Tweets or go to our, and you will find a link to tickets there or go to our Twitter, at Papi's Tweet, or go to our Facebook, all those things,

you'll find ticket links there, our Instagram, we've got a ticket link there. It's all there guys, get yourself there now. They're gonna be good fun. It's gonna be good fun. It's gonna be good fun. I've got a message I wanted to read out from Minner who sent us a message

via Papi's Flatshareatgmail.com. Get in touch. She writes, hello grandads. And great start. It's for the kids to do. Immediate dick slap from Minner there. Hello grandads and Emma. Absolutely, absolutely loved your peniting chat

on the last house meeting. I won't lie, I did have to Google the Y2K stuff to get all of the jokes of the app. As I was a mere two years old at the time of the millennium. Oh, God. You see the kind of rich history you can learn from your elders. I'm just gonna tell you guys that in my school,

they banned the traditional tie because of how much a problem penitingnutting was. They got rid of the tie entirely. My brother's year, two years older than me, was the last to have the real tie and all the others had to have a clip on. However, what it turned into was yanking off someone's clip on tie so it didn't re-sold the problem with childhood violence. Could really have used the old penny trick. All the best for this new year, be honest, be fair and be kind on Twitter and in real life. Cheers everyone, by Minner. Great news, Minner, we're leaping across the generation gap. This is really good stuff for us. Minner can take us into a whole new kind of audience bracket.

Yeah, absolutely. The great thing is that P-nutting is still P-nutting was still a concern for the youth. Are you parents of young kids? Are your kids still getting P-nutted at school? Get in touch. Pappy'sFlatShow at gmail.com. What I also want to know is, are you of the old generation? Were you P-nutted? How far can we stretch the P-nutting gap?

Yes. Who's the oldest person to be peanutted? Yeah, well, who's the youngest person to be peanutted? Who's peanutted during the blitz getting tough? This is it, we want you ever... We've ever peanutted at work. Is there a peanutting in the Bible? That's what we want to know.

Did Moses ever get peanutted? Judas definitely, Jesus. Judas peanutted himself, definitely peed. Jesus. Jesus, Judas peanut in himself, didn't he? Yeah. Is it what started the riff between Kane and Abel? A good old peanutting on the way home from school. A good old patient peanutting. Well anyway, great news and thank you for getting it touch. Please spread the word to your other young friends. With English. I mean, yeah, sure.

Yeah. Well, it's anyway, yes. Please spread the word generally about this podcast. If you like this, if you like us, tell your friends about this podcast. That's just some work I'm having done next door. Hope it's not too much of a problem. Let's crack on with the episode, shall we?

You're in a lot of exaggeration. Just get too much of a problem. Let's crack on with the episode shall we? You're a classic surgery. You're a classic surgery. You're a classic surgery. Get a bit of work done. Get a bit of work done. They're currently frustrating my new head. They're currently frustrating my new head. They're currently frustrating my new head. Next door.

Next door. You're listening to Face Lift Live with Matthew Crosby. Okay, well yes, enjoy the episode. We'll see you, dance, let's do it with Crossbow's new head. I've had a thought. I've got an issue. I've got a thought. I've got an issue. I've got a thought. you, dance la toot with crossbows new head. I've had a thought. I've got an issue. I've got a question I want to ask you. I want to talk. I want a chat. Okay, let's sit down and chew the fat. Has meeting. What temperature should we set the heat to?

Has meeting. Why on earth am I always waiting? Has meeting. Who went my bed while I was sleeping? I'm sweetin', be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, tin, be tin, tin, tin, be tin, tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, tin, tin, be tin, be tin, be tin, be tin Street corner quiet trapped in my head for the last four days and so I just go around the house going And it's absolutely killing me Oh my why is that like? Tom I think I think the reason you've got a Christmas song in your head, Tom, is because it doesn't feel like we've had Christmas. When I went away to India for Christmas, we didn't have a Christmas day really. Do you know how a Christmas day in India?

They do, but they don't celebrate it in the same in the same way that I mean You know, it's not a largely Christian place carol So they were no Christmas time at all. They do know it's Christmas time a bit But we're in the restaurant we were in someone came in in like Santa hats and and Played a keyboard and played some Christmas songs. I was there was that It's it was it was it was brilliant. It was a Christmas Eve. We were eating a curry, gorgeous weather, and someone was in a Santa hat singing Christmas songs.

It sort of felt like enough, but then for the rest of the year, up until about April or May, Charlie and I found ourselves singing Christmas songs all the way through, like the, because you know, you didn't feel like you'd really sunk your teeth into Christmas in a proper way. You got it out your system. Exactly, exactly. It needs to, you know, you need to do it.

You need to purge. You need to purge the festive spirit out of your body else it festers in you for the whole year. I'd be like that Christmas card that's on your mantle, kind of burning a hole in your pocket. Yes, I've still got a Christmas card. I've still got a Christmas card up that only arrived late.

And yeah, it's my one little bit of, that thing is though, me having a Christmas card on my mantelpiece means that I'm not going round singing songs from my Pizz Christmas Carol. I think my Pizz Christmas Carol is just one of those, it's always there for me. It's kind of, you know, we've covered, like, life-saint tracks, you know, like that kind of thing. At least two of the songs are going to be from the Pizz Christmas Carol on my life-saint track. I'm worrying in any year. At least two of the songs are going to be from the Episcopalusus Carol on my life's soundtrack. I'm worrying in any year.

Yeah, I'm worrying that you're giving me, you're giving me worms just, uh, just listening to this now. I'm going to have to give you worms. Yeah, I'm going to have the earworms. I think it's just an earworm rather than earworms. Oh, that's what game worms is, right? Who's going gonna tell him. Does everyone really know what getting worms is? Really? Why is it? Okay, so let me break that. I'm not sure I know what getting worms really means.

It's quite a lot of kids can get it quite often because they're out rubbing around in the soil and stuff. But when you poop and stuff, you'll see. So they'll be worms. So you grub around in the soil, you put the soil in your gob. Yeah, you put it on your fingers and your fingers in your gob. Yeah, you don't necessarily have to use the soil. And you swallow a worm egg. You swallow worm eggs, and then you get worms in your feces.

And that's from eating soil. Well, not always. And also they're not like earthworms. They're not like big, old. They're little tiny little worms. But is that how you get them? Yeah, how are you so? From eating soya Tom, how have you got your words? Just asking for a friend, just asking for a friend. Follow question, have you ever had worms? Yeah, really? I didn't know that about you, Clarky. I had them as a child.

I know, examined all of your shits. Hahaha. Haha. You just not do any good enough job. I had to go off and do them in private. I was like, Tom's not going to want to see this. Does someone go through the queen's stalls for a? No.

Okay. Hahaha. Oh, Harry, are you looking for a job? Is that what you're looking for? You've had all those years of training with me. You're like, I could step this up to royalty, I'm sure. I mean, I'm sure someone would do if she had to give a stool sample, but I don't think there is a job. Like, are you thinking like in the way that there's like, you know, in kind of the medieval court,

there will be a food taster who would eat the, you taste the King's food before they ate it, just check it wasn't poisoned. I reckon just once a day, quite a day. Like once a day, rubber glove, give it a rub, be like, something, you're rubbing a glove, then rubbing poo, that's not how you put gloves on. Is that why the queen always wears gloves? Is this why you've got worms? Of course, the queen's worms. You wear it gloves, no, but I rub them, it's fine.

I rubbed them, a gene he came out, they said, what's your one wish? I said, I'd like to have worms, please. I regret sitting high inside. Up panic. I meant to say, can you get this ear worm out of me? And I ended up saying, can you give me worms, please? Oh, one of the worst wishes, because the problem is then, that's two wishes, because your second wish is second Which is like can you take my wake? Not yet. Not yet. I want to get my money's worth

Yeah, I want to see it No, my third wish was don't take them away yet But first is you can I have worms. Oh, no, can you take the way please? Oh, no, I wish them not to be taken away yet. No, no And you just don't know when they're gonna go you don't have a way to burn three worth wishes You know you know they're gonna go at some point, but you don't know where it's gonna be It's the suspense that's killing me if I knew I think It's the fact you've got parasites in your body. Here's a thing though.

Who is the thing? He's not, he's not the thing. It's one of a variety of things. But imagine if you brought a little world up to the screen then. Here's a thing. What a reward. Pop it back in the cup. Back down you go fellows.

Not yet. You guys don't do it. Wait, Lord. Lord, we can't be a faceworm. Yes, we can't be officially the worst three wishes you could wish, Bridgie. I'm not sure anyone's got a better response to what is the worst thing you could do if a genie gave you three wishes. It's the worst, I think.

Give me words, no take them away. Oh no, don't take them away yet. I'm sorry sir, you've used your three wishes. I should have used three of them. I wish for it for no worms. Infinite worms, please. Apparently, apparently some people will give themselves some sort of parasite, because you lose weight, don't you, if you've got worms. Because the worms are eating all the nutrition out your food. So some people will give themselves a parasite for like 24 hours. For January.

Yeah. For 24 hours. Well, yeah, but like, you know, it's to get yourself back into the, you know, post-Christmas, you give yourself a bit of a worm. That is what the phrase, a diet of worms comes from, is it? No. But I wonder if it is it. No.

No. Maybe it is no I get wait I thought that was like more like a tapeworm not a not worms All right, is that is different? I've been when you have a tapeworm. It's like it is a gray area. They all right It is a gray area worms Well, I should say is we don't really know what we're talking about, but everyone else does know, but they're not late to speak.

The poor old listener. I wonder how much time listeners spend just like shouting and explaining to us. You fucking idiot. How's B.J.? B.J.? B.J.? What the worst thing you've considered eating?

How sweet it is! Tapeworms are the ones that are literally like one big long bit of tape. Do you imagine them like those sugary sweety coils that you can buy from the shop? Yeah, that's exactly it, yeah. Because that's easier. And then you catch a tapeworm by eating one of those. What, no, just a lab. A bigger one of those? What no just a bigger one There's a person a whole woman who's wanted a word I mean just got to do actually

Yeah, it's not a bad idea you dangle one of those you you lie on your back You dangle one of those above your gob possibly even play a little bit of sort of snake-jarm in music The worm comes up out the top grabs onto it then you yank it away and yank the whole yank the whole worm out This is very similar to Tom's dad's Mars bar Idea trick, I think about very often. Yeah, I know it's one of the it's one of the big ones Isn't it it's one of the big stories of yeah of our lives really can I can I ask what's the Mars bar? It was this was this when to when your dad was dating Marianne Faithful?

Oh no, no, no, we don't talk about that bar trick. Okay, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your dad's Mars bar trick? My dad taught us when we were kids, that if we had a tapeworm, you put a Mars bar on a little stool and you stand over it and the tapeworm comes out

and eats the Mars bar and then goes back into your bum and then on the second day you put a Mars bar by your bum and it comes out and eats the Mars bar and then on the third day you don't put a Mars bar out and the tapeworm comes out and says oh there's my Mars bar and you jump that and kill it and me and my sister really believed that We didn't really realise it was a joke and then you pull it out. So, that's... Oh my god. And obviously I passed that information on to Clarky and we've lived with that as fact ever since.

Yeah. And now we're passing on to listen to Dear and you too can live with that as fact. Moving the story away from this kind of fecal subject matter. Yeah, it wouldn't be a bad idea. For any listeners who are trying to eat a meal or just generally go about their day not wanting to think about shits and worms. I will say if you are trying to eat a meal, please check it for soil because we've already found some. Check it for soil, mum. And if that meal is a Mars bar off a stool, listen to me, baby. Enjoy the first one, but don't come out for the second or third.

But Doctor, I am the tapeworm I talked about that coiled sugar tape that you put in your gob. Yes, I went from my government sanction I think the phrase is eat you're looking for eat. Oh, yeah You just put it in your gob and then take it out or eat. Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah. Do you just put it in your gob and then take it out, clock it over the head and say, Dad, I've got another one. You don't quite eat it either. It's kind of like, it's just sugar, isn't it? You know, it's like it's just, it's not like a piece of spaghetti. It just goes like, can I say you don't eat it? It's just sugar, that explains your physique in a nutshell, doesn't it? I'm not eating that, shall I? I didn't really eat it, it's just, you know, sure, it's a bag of sugar, I just sit down,

it's like, what do you mean? Tell you where the spoon is, it's like eating, per se. Sorry, yeah, you put those per se. Oh, sorry, I was being serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Straight from Bad Alts. Went from my government sanctioned exercise the other day. That's right.

We're in the park and an older family kind of came past. And the teenage, you know, was like, she must have been about 13, 12, 13. She had like a role on deodorants, but instead of where the deodorant is, it was just like effectively a bottle of sugar water. Yeah. You know, like bright green kind of mixture. And she was just like licking the deodorant roll. I just thought, it is so funny, isn't it?

Like we have like a ten year period where we're just obsessed with like push like put them in pushpops. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like it's absolutely insane. You're right. It's the obsession with sugar though. Like the desire to eat sugar is so great that you will lick it out of the deodorant. That can't be enjoyable. Like she's walking around lapping on this thing like and it's like what is what's going on here and like I don't know I like I mean I think when you're a kid as well is it is it to do with sugar or is it to do with colour like is it like oh my god I get to eat something bright green or like look at look at blue that is I want to eat it like I

Can't get my mind it by the way that sounds like you've just done mushrooms or something and you're looking at the sky Look how blue it is I want to eat it. Oh god Paris gone too hard It's 3 p.m. On the Wednesday at Glastory parry you can't be doing this now Guys that thing I was licking, it was a deodorant. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah! A load of women addressed as cave girls chasing after your camera. I was going to say not your camera. Yes! Come and get it, cave girls! I was going to say your tongue, but I said you're come by accident. Sorry Tom.

I'm not a apology. I need it. Apologise for that. It's a potent image. One little shift, a lot of links, can I have some sure? It's going to shift a lot more listeners to turn off this podcast. Yeah, we've moved away from talking about worms in your shit. We're now talking about coming in Paris God. Cave women chasing me from my cup across a glass of debris site. Oh God, that's a potent image. It is a plastic sight for sore eyes. Now, yes, you're going to say, well, it's just, I don't know, it's mad, isn't it? Because surely from evolution's point of view, we're raised to want to eat certain

colors. I like you like green. We want, we should want to eat green things and yeah, that's why the, that's why the deodorant is green. And then it suddenly gets to like eight years old or whatever and you're like, no, I want something that looks like psychedelic blue or like shock pink and I want it in my garb and then you're like, gwaah!

I don't know, it's just like... You want to taste the rain really, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, is, because do you think you can tell, like would. You want to taste the rain really, yeah. Yeah, I don't know, I mean, is, because do you think you can tell, like would you be able to tell the difference back in your sugar-eating pump between like the different colors of smarty?

Do you think that was, do you think that was, that was a thing? But I think this is hello. That was always a theory, wasn't it? Yeah. It was always like chocolate orange, no, it doesn't, the orange one did taste like chocolate orange, didn't it? No, I think it's because you always did it, man.

Or orange, and you thought it was, you thought, like because you know, like how the other sense is also in form your taste, like your sense of smell, but also looking at the orange, putting it in your mouth, you go, well, I must be tasting orange, because I've just seen orange, because what are all the other ones taste of? Well, my problem here is, I don't think I ever eat

and just one smarty or just one skittle. It was always handful. Hand really. Problems. Oh, no, I used to love eating. Something quite delightful about having one smarty in your mouth and really going to town and really working it around with the town.

I mean, that's great self-control. No, no, no, no, because I need the whole tube. I need the whole tube, but then, but you would, the feeling of speed is also part of no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, in half and then all the chocolate inside and then you know often as well take you know it was quite fun to suck all the colour off of a smoothie. I was about to take it out and look at a white smarty surely. Exactly you must have given it the on white smarty treatment. Well sure but I'm doing that to about 24. Very scummy laddigiens. Very scuffle. Lady listers, Clarke's got the supple tongue baby. It's kind of like the equivalent of twin peaks where you get the cherry Stork and you tie it in a knot. Clarke, you do a similar thing. It's going to a playground. Bang 24 smarties in his garb.

Giving 30 seconds. They're all coming out white. He's taking someone home with him. Absolutely. Can I just say the playground thing that would have been while I was also playing around. I don't know. while I was also playing around. I don't know, I'm joking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's that? Who's that old god-dragobbing X-T? I don't know, I'm not going to mind that boy. The white smarties, honestly.

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It's a bit of a zest. I got it, I'm going to do this, it's going to be great. Because guys, if you've lost guys, wait, hang on. That's the flavour of a bumble grumb. Oh, my bumble grumb. Oh, my bumble grumb. By the way, is it signed up to bumble grumb? Now I've been kicked off Twitter, it's all I can, it's all I can try to.

It's my favourite blur song. When you're growing bubble gum in the wild it grows blue I was trying to say that would it would have worked would it would have worked. Graham when you let me slip away We'll be right back Yeah, I mean this is like obviously obviously if you're working in the tobacco industry You're not you're not gonna be very happy about your work or you might be very happy about your work Where's this come from Let me let me finish Sorry Where's this come from? Let me finish. I'm sorry. I'm black though there. I'm not going to say sorry. It's not, whoa.

I'll let you finish. Can you start first, though? That's my finish. Sorry, what are we talking about, guys? I don't know. Apparently you're doing a deleted scene from Thank You for Smoking. What's going on? Right.

If you're working on tobacco industry. Yeah. You obviously know what you're doing is pretty Sinister and you are profiting off that kind of thing. Yeah, it's the same thing for podcasters We are exactly but also it must be just as bad a feeling if you are a guy going in to a Sweet, you know like if you're peddling sugar to kids, you know, and you're going in, you're being like, this is how we can get kids to keep buying this stuff that's

going to rot their teeth, that's going to make them fat, but like we're going to make it really fun, like they know exactly what they're doing, they're like, yeah, yeah, we want to be a bad dude, right? Like, it's not, it's not a good thing he's doing. He's one of the bad guys. But no, but he's people are. But here's the thing, he is a good dude. You're a Monkery defendant.

I'm gonna be, yeah, I'm gonna be a Monkarypologist here, because the way that's Charlie, he realizes that Charlie is ready to take over the factory spoiler alert is that he's not ready to take over factory. He's 11 years old. Yeah, but you're trying to book right now. See, you've fallen, you've fallen right, this line up. This 11 year old boy is going to run a fucking factory. The third book in the trilogy, it's really spleen, actually.

He can't balance the books. He's got no authority on the shop floor. The umpul umpures overrun the place. He's the same height as the umpul umpures. It's bad. It's really, authority on the shop floor. The umpulumpa is overrun. The place is the same height as the umpulumpa's. It's bad. It's really, it's really, really bad. They, they unionize because they're affecting their slaves. They do, they should. Yeah. Exactly right. Um, um, next like come in and take it over. But the, but he's not ready.

Okay, take it over the factory. When, when, when he won't career, I says that he will eventually become his heir, it's because he gives him back the sweet, doesn't he? He gives him back that everlasting gobsopper that's loaded with different flavours. You know, which he knicks. He gives him back and he goes, Oh, you've learnt the secret of sweet things, which is restraint. Mike TV, didn't have that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no He sees in Charlie that ruthless entrepreneurial streak

It's also a bit of a weird message isn't it like if you with your kids you've taught them like well done You didn't lie Here's the deeds to our house You didn't lie, but we did die here's the day's Is that the story at the end of the factory? I call it the factory. You call all films and books factories. They are their ideas factories. The bubblegrum factory. I just go on the last line of the title which is a problem because I get them confused with the football factory quite often Actually when Danny's like you're someone to sweet Charlie you're ready to run the firm you're the top boy now Because you said note and it's sheave

I've said it once before but it bears a repeat. I've seen it. At the end of the, of China, the chocolate factory, will anyone couldn't say you'll take over eventually, does it? When I go? Isn't it like you off you go now and then we'll fly this glass elevator into space? Yeah, that's what happens. But I can't, I thought, isn't he, isn't he effectively looking for his air? I'm, I'm basing this more on the, I haven't read

the book in probably 35 years. So I'm basing more on the film which I've seen more recently. He's looking for someone he's gonna eventually one day run the, run the factory. But I mean he's not gonna, it's not gonna be for a while because Willy Wonka, as we find out from his brilliant joky does at the start of the, um, of him appearing looking all hobbled and then he does a Rolly Polly, he's not an old dude, is he? Oh, oh, oh, dad, he does a forward roll. A Rolly Polly would be a very different. What's the difference in a Rolly Polly in a forward roll? He's when you're lying down on the aside and you're rolling that way.

No, it's not. Yeah, that's a roly-poly. You're only pulling down a hill. You're only pulling down a hill, you're lying your side and you're rolling over. Oh, this is no, I always call it a roly-poly. The forward roll. Forward roll, roly-poly, as far as I'm concerned,

interchangeable. Fascinating. Is this a Midlands versus South thing? Is it just someone who can do a Rolly Poli? You get somebody who can't do a Rolly Poli? Yeah. What's gone, what, I think I'm with Clarky on this one. Yes.

Well, let's find out. Let's, let's, let's type Rolly Poli into, and let's type Rolly Poli into YouTube. Oh, there, there a type of bug. What? The Rowley Polies and my poo. Yeah, I've got a Rowley Polie and my poo to make. I don't know why I have a big fight to do.

No, I'm a free fighter. Rowley Polies. These fighters. They've got they've got a lovely stuff clarky. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I talked over that. What's the story of the three fights? Rolly Polly. They've got lovely stuff, Clarky, sorry, I'm sorry, I talked over that. What's the story of the three fights? Our Armadillididium. The Armadillidium, the Armadillididium, Valgare,

the common pill bug potato bug, common pill woodlaus, also like a woodlaus is also called a Rolly Polly. That's interesting, I didn't know that. What does it mean to be that. What does it mean? What does it mean? The Woodlows is called a Rolly Poly. Yeah, if you type Rolly Poly into...

Are you being linked to the Oedron, man? Absolutely, men talk, I know. You just spoke to the bunch of words that say, I did like you were trying to sing the start of the only falls and horses, so it's like, you got that. Don't go, don't go, Rolly Poly, don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go. Pill, bap, take a bap, come and pill, You got that. Don't do that. Rollie poli. Fuck the fuck. Fuck the fuck. Don't do that.

Pill, bop, take a bank, come and pill wood. Lousy rollie polis, like do do the bug a cop. Why spread European species of wood? Get, yeah it's good actually. It's the best of my words. Oh, good. Oh, bless. Bumblegrum.

Bumblegrum. Bumblegrum. How do I do a rollie poli? Here we go. How do I do a rollie poli? Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee Do you go forward, roll slow. I'm on wiki how at the moment, performing a rolly-poly, crouch down to the mat with hands on either side of your knees, tuck your head into your chest, ah, there we go, yes, that's that forward roll and rolly-poly are interchangeable, yeah. So I'm not really corrected. But you know what, I've got the result, but I'm not really corrected. But you know what, you know, I've got the result, but I'm not happy with it.

It's a bit like the most recent US election. I feel like I would be happy with your result. I like the idea that a forward roll, that's a thing. We all accept what a forward roll is. But there is, in my world, in my vocabulary, there's no term for lying on your side and rolling down a hill. Something I'm gonna tell you I've never done vocabulary, there's no term for lying on your side and rolling down a hill. Something I'm gonna tell you I've never done.

But there's no term for it. That is mental, because it is roly-poly. Right. But if someone said to me, do a rowdy's a mental now. I wouldn't say, if someone said to me, do a rowdy pony now, I wouldn't say I can't, there's a hill, I say I can't, I'm 40. But you know, it's the same result, but I would assume it's a forward roll. Well, we've lost him, we've lost Barry, we're not going to get you back from this, are we?

This is blown your mind No, I just feel I feel comfortable with in my parameters of what I accept A phenomenal response oh well, you feel comfortable chat.. Oh yeah, it's a log role or a pencil role, but I mean a log role is what you find worms. I've never I've never I've never chocolate log. I've never heard the phrase log role or pencil role. I've heard Rowley Poley. But I yeah, fuck that. The evidence you're on now is Rollie Poli ever so slowly faster, faster, faster. And I think there's only coming back from that argument. You see that? You can't do a slow Rollie Poli and then speed up.

I mean, no, you don't. Someone could, if they exercised incredible control, but you think about the phrase, Rollie Poli ever so slowly, fast to fast, faster, faster. That isn't coming from someone doing a slow forward roll. Then another forward roll that's faster, and then faster, faster, faster. Three more fast forward rolls.

That's what we used to do for rolly-poly ever so slowly. Like, at like, you would forward roll down the hill. Not down a hill, no. No. You break your neck, no, but that's what you do, you do, roly-poly ever so slowly and you would be like doing it forward, slowly. And then, yeah, doing forward rolls around the room.

Like, yeah. I'm like, do five forward rolls back to back to back to back. Well, no, because you're not doing, you know, well, you're never, it's never corresponding exactly what people are saying. But, yeah, I just, I I think it's it still makes sense And that will be a Rolly pony, but I like the fact that now we've got a new term for um or I've got a new term for Rolly down a hill Broly Poli, baby

Rolly pony ever so slowly What were we talking about Oh, Charlie the Chocolate Factory. Right, I can't hear you. So, yeah, Wonka and people who are peddling sugar to kids, no. What is your argument there to yourself? How do you just fight yourself that you're just bringing a bit of fun? Yeah, but it is.

I think so, but I mean, I guess you even... All things in moderation, these are the things you have to say to every morning, you're there, you're doing on your tie, you're buttoning up your power blazer, you're looking at yourself in the mirror and you're saying power blazer. Okay, Charlotte, it's okay. All things in moderation, you know, it's just a bit of fun and then you travel to work and she sits at a desk and she pedals sugar to kids like a dealer peddling crack

to an addict and and you know that it's not right Right, I mean I guess I guess so but at the same time what's the alternative that you ban? I mean like you ban all sweets and chocolates. Because it's bad, you don't ban crack, do you? Yeah, I mean, exactly, we don't have anarchy. But I think, I mean, you don't ban it. If people, if people who know it's wrong stop doing it, then you don't have to ban it. Right?

Who are the people knowing it's wrong? The people who, the people who do it, who do it. People who go up. And the people knowing it's wrong? The people who do you think you're doing? The people who do you think you're doing? And the people who talk, that's what we're talking about isn't it? The people who get up and go to work and pedal sugar to this. Do you feel the same?

Willy Wonka. Do you feel the same thing as? And his kind, Charlotte Wonka. I'm talking about Charlotte Wonka at the moment in my head. It was a bit confusing when you said, you wake up in the morning, you put on your tie, you say okay, Charlotte This is okay, which is that's my wife's called Charlotte I was in the mind of going oh is this me putting on my time speaking to my wife, but you picked a person called Charlotte who is like The next person down from Charlie

The next person down from Charlie. The next person down from Charlie. Yeah, well like I'm doing like a modern day equivalent, yeah. Right, okay, yeah. Yeah. And like Charlotte was putting on a power blazer. Right. I'm doing up her tie. No, the tie was...

The tie was someone else. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, so she's putting on my power blazer, and she's doing up someone else's tie. I would say, I would say, her problems at work are the least of her worries. I'd say her morning routine should be looked at first. She's putting on a partner's tie, she loves him. Okay, and how does that help? Oh, by the way, I've put your tie on.

I love you, bye. And he hasn't got his tie She's putting she's no she's putting his tie on him. Oh, I see. Okay It's quite weird. Wait, so show someone do love them dresses then I've gone to work. Well, where's my stuff? I'm trying to get ready for work Charlotte. You know my suit is yeah, I'm wearing it. I love you Love you, bye I love you. Love you, bye. No, it's foul, don't worry.

So Charlotte wakes up. She puts a tie on her part there. She puts a power blaze on herself. Yes. She goes to work at the modern day equivalent of the chocolate factory. Of Willy Wonka's old factory, exactly. I'm reimagining a Chinese oculofactory for a modern era. And because you want the central character to be evil, you've made it a woman.

I mean, no. I mean, no, mate. I mean, no, mate. So, brov. Yeah, so, Charlotte is going to work. That's why I'm trying to make those people okay do you see I mean I'm not talking about government's banning things yeah talking about people taking responsibility for their own jobs

right because if the people who created cigarettes sold cigarettes said to themselves look if if we're honest here this isn't crazy then they'd be like okay we wouldn't have to ban cigarettes I feel like cigarettes is a different thing to sweets. Okay, let's move away from the cigarettes thing. Okay. But I still think what's the alternative? You have to, I mean, you not have to accept that people are going to be reckless with any product you're putting out there, you know, and they're all damaging to varying, all damaging to varying degrees. But, if you're a lemon farmer, yeah, you're a lemon farmer, you've got to see the end of words of yourself going, well, too much lemon will rot the teeth.

Yeah. Do you not think that's the, like, Do you not think that's the like you can't have that mental You can't have that thing of going well look chocolate and sweets bring a lot of joy to a lot of people They don't you know, yes, they can rock your teeth. You know, yes, they can make you a bit unhealthy but I'm not saying here here's this enormous vat of chocolate. I'm selling it in small boxes You know slightly larger boxes for families So I'm saying be moderation defense. I'm saying be I'm saying be responsible. Please enjoy this responsibly I think I Now eat more chocolate and sweets and I did as a child

But then again, but that's that's that's not in control That's you but then you know you've got to allow His cloud to be fair you've got to allow people their own agency. You've got to let people you know live their own lives You but when you're producing these brightly colored when you're when you're producing a bottle of sugar water with a deodorant top on it You're not going this is for a 35 year old dude who's, I mean, you know, this is not like, this is for a professional, I'm going to enjoy, I'm going to enjoy sugar responsibly.

This is for the, you imagine someone walking down the road with a pile of blaze or off. She comes home, she wants a little bottle of sugar water that looks like a roll on deodorant. I mean, you know you're not marketing it to adults. You know you're targeting people who can't enjoy it responsibly. Are you taking the line? Well, a nine-year-old kid should know when to stop when they've had enough sugar.

It's like... Well, no, because then it's the parent's job then. It's the parent's job to teach the kids moderation and to allow, you know, and to, to a certain extent, police the kids in take of food. That's the parents job. I would say though, the deodorant bottle, you know, I've got no problem with them sticking in a deodorant bottle because I don't know if that

necessarily does make it more appealing to kids. I mean, it's sort of, it's quite a weird thing to stick it in in the first place. You know. Well, that's who it's aimed at, isn't it, that Mark sings. Sure, but it's someone who's going around licking a roll on a roll on top style bottle of sugar water. That's not going to be someone who's, you know, just finished a workout at the gym. No, you're absolutely right. It's not an isotonic drink inside it, yeah. It's not going to be, you're not going to have daily Thompson advertising those. Here

he comes, I'll sticky pit. No, I love the modern sporting reference from Crosby there. I'm just trying to think, was it, was was it was it was in the the ice tonic drink had first but but you know all I'm saying is I think I I can't I can't see a reason why you know kids can't be sort of trusted and parents can't be trusted you know it's not like if that's all they're eating there's a problem but I'm I'm assuming that she was having this teod Odrant bottle as part of a, you know, this isn't, this isn't the part of a healthy meal. That's right, exactly.

Eat your broccoli and then drink your the Odrant bottle for the food. That is what kids, that's what kids are like. You do eat normal meals at home, and then when you're on a tree on a weekend, you get, you know, saccola the Odrant bottle. Yeah, I mean, maybe I'm too permissive, I don't know. In fairness, I would say, yeah, you definitely can't expect people who work for a sweet company

to go, I'm not going to work for them anymore. And that's going to be the way that you deal with, you know, chartered obesity, or whatever. Take responsibility for your own actions. Yeah, isn't that surely not because people need a solution. You need people need work and you can't expect people to put their jobs because... Yeah, arms dealers need workers, I don't know. Yeah, but again, I don't know yeah but again I don't

I don't think they're the same thing people use arms are smudged to play no no no no Tom because we see we moved the guns we moved away from cigarettes we moved away from cigarettes because we said cigarettes there is no upside to cigarettes there's no health there's no like health sides to you know to to cigarettes there are only health sites to sugar water either. It's fun. It's a fun sugar water in the show for the Oedrum bottles fun. And it's it's it's grossly responsible to sell those things and both people who sell them know it. And how how you market it is we know this is a damaging product and it's irresponsible

to sell it but we can make money by selling it so we shall. I bet behind, I bet behind Walker's Chocolate Factory. This is mad. I think you walk through a door in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and you'll have umpulumpers rolling cigars on the side. I'm loading guns. I think it's a very thin line and I bet one cause he's got his finger in a lot of pies. What, what journey? I mean, you know, I can see that you're sticking to this, but I just want to say if there

are any listeners here who do manufacture sweets, organs, not guns or cigarettes, if you work for Cadbury's or you work for Tony's Chocolone Lee, or you work for Green and Blacks. If you work for any of those companies, at least three of us, I'm gonna say, no, let's just say three of us, Emma, Ben and myself would love some freebies. Tom, on the other hand, thinks he's utterly irresponsible at what you do, and you should rot in the pits of hell.

You should be boiled in your own sugar water, you know, whereas I would say if you've got some spare flumps you want to send my way, yum yum yum. Can I finish by adding that I'm a big fan of Tony's product? No you can't, no, you cannot, you absolutely cannot, and I say the way that I put it. Except for the ones I like. Tony's a personal favourite. Tony's is a personal favourite. Yeah, they're fantastic. And you know what? You're a quite a lot in the supermarket. Yeah, you enjoy a Tony's chocolate only.

You're not dead, neither's your family. It's fine. Whereas if you were to say, well, I've brought this nuclear warhead, I brought it over. My family's all enjoy. You know, be fucking dead. We're going to enjoy it responsibly. I'm a family. I wish I had a fucking new people all head right now mate, I really do.

I'll give out a little bit. I'll shove it around the same part. I'll tell you what, you do find all sorts in that middle eye of the oldies. Am I right guys? How do you feel about the people who make all sorts though? You probably don't like them either, Bertie Bassett and his ilk. A Bertie Bassett can write in a hell, he knows what he's doing and he should be in prison. Okay, well, let's end it here because I'm, I'm, I'm dying for some Eminem's.

Oh yeah, I've got a tube of Skittles in the other room. Oh, baby. Bag of Skittles. He was gonna. Oh, bebe. Bag of skills. He was gonna say, back, no, they don't come and choose. I knew I was gonna say. I thought I'd, I thought we'll end it there, but. I knew I knew I knew what that was like. It's a tuba smarties.

It's a tuba smarties, isn't it? Yeah, it's a tuba smarties. No, it's a tube anyway. Yeah. It's not a tube. Oh, no. Oh, my! That's a beauty. Can we get this piece of the liver to the meat?

That's beauty. Hey, sorry for saying dance la toot with cross-mosed-you-head in the introduction. I don't know what dance la toot officially means. I meant it to mean at the end. But here we are. Well, dance is in, isn't it? Like so, dance is in and L'Au T'le T'le means everything. We'll see you in everything.

Is that what don's L'Au T'le means? I like that one. That's the same. That case, don's L'Au T'le fucking T'le. Don's L'Au T'le everybody in 2021. Oh, please don's L'Au T'le 2021. That was a treat, wasn't it? That house meeting.

It was really fun, yeah, it was really, really fun. I still feel like it's an argument that I don't wanna go back to, but I'm glad it's recorded for posterity. Let's not pick away those jelly deals. I think some people are gonna be taking a good long hard, looking the mirror after that. Do you think so?

I think, do you think this is actually gonna us? Yeah. Well, crossbeers, but only because he's got a new head on, so he won't recognize himself. He's scared myself over it. He's got my walk past. Do you think, if I got a facelift, but I just literally moved my eyes and like every,

would it create the illusion of me being looking a bit taller? If I moved my eyes to like half way up my forehead Well, I keep trying to find these ass So many legs go all the way up. Yeah They really do those legs go up then they become one leg aka the back Do you call your back your third leg? Your one leg. Oh, my third leg. I pulled my one leg.

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