Pappy's Flatshare - Pappy's Flatshare Slamdown ep 1605: Stevie Martin & Sam Nicoresti

Episode Date: March 4, 2026

This month we're joined by the wonderful Stevie Martin & Sam Nicoresti. Pappy's Flatshare Slamdown is a silly panel show, recorded in front of a live audience and hosted by Matthew Crosby, Ben Clark and Tom Parry-Wicks. Sam Nicoresti - https://www.instagram.com/samnicoresti/?hl=en Stevie Martin - https://www.instagram.com/5teviem/?hl=en Pappy's - https://www.instagram.com/pappyscomedy Support us on Patreon - patreon.com/pappysflatshare Find tickets to all our live shows here - https://pappyscomedy.com/live Filmed and recorded by Olivia Swash, Gwyn Rhys Davies and Max Brill (and Matthew filmed and recorded the bit of himself at the start) Edited by Olivia Swash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello Matthew here. Just to say the audio on the intro and the outro of this episode is a little bit shonky. Don't worry, the main episode is absolutely fine. You can skip the intro or the outro, but you will miss some important information about some upcoming Flasher Slamdowns. Enjoy the end. Greetings listening to you here. I'm Tom. By Ben. And I am Matthew and welcome to a very exciting episode of Flashers Slander. For whom the bell told what was it told for these? Tom has found my special bell. Not for the first time. Thomas. Thomas found... Tom has found... Book a ding, ding, ding bell

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Well, the street WhatsApp group is absolutely buzzing at the moment. What? Apparently, somebody has been stealing baby clothes off our neighbour's washing lines. We need to quash the room, that it's me picking out my summer wardrobe. So one of you two tech bros is going to have to reply to the street WhatsApp. Well, it's not going to be me, Matthew, because I'm not on WhatsApp. Because the only people who I contact on social media is the...

alt 90s rock band the four non-blondes and they're on what's going on app lovely stuff that's actually a lovely bit of business actually that's good that's good solid fun that everyone can enjoy that is a good bit of business fortunately none of everyone's here tonight we should have invited everyone that was our that was our problem don't know who these jimokas are Clarkie what about you yeah it's not going to be me either last time I got two ticks I ended up with limes disease oh there's only there is only one way to settle this we're gonna have to have a flat share slam down we're in a flat share slam down

flat share slam down flat share slam down Hello and welcome to flat share slam down the panel show that says WhatsApp the sound of my heart the texts go on and on and on and on what app you make me feel good come on to me come on to me now please don't come on to me because these baby clothes were fresh on this morning morning. I'm the host of landlord Matthew Crosby. Yes, hello Matthew. Let's meet the two G's with the 5G. It's Tom

Perry and Benedict Clark. Baby, baby, baby. Now but listen guys, you can't send a WhatsApp message on your own. You're simply too old. So who have you brought with you to make the font size bigger? Tom? Well, Matthew Terrible News, the jamborees in danger. No, what? We missed out on the BAFTA again. Best jamboree Went to one battle after another

What a jamboree that was So I've invited my award-winningest best friend Sam Nicolesti everybody Sam Nickaresti Here she is Sam thank you so much for coming on the show It's a delight to have you here Sam what kind of a person are you to live with

Yeah great Yeah absolutely fantastic it people can't wait to live with me it's a cue forming as we speak I've had seven flat mates so far this year actually I absolutely love me I absolutely lovely

I think my problem is the the flat I live in it's small it's fully detached it's a you know sort of it's a it's a no bed it's more of a flatbed truck if anything right right

and you're and where are you currently are you driving? Have you had to make congestion charge to do this? No no no No, no, we go around the ring. We stay on the ring. We stay circular. And if someone has to go and do a gig,

I guess you just tuck dark and roll, don't you? Yes. You open the door and go, we'll slow down to 50 at the very least. We can't stop. If we stop, it gets, domicile tax gets involved. It has to keep in the day.

It's like a houseboat rules. You got to speed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's speed rules. It's speed rules. And are you a WhatsApp fan? Have you sent a WhatsApp in your life? I've sent many a WhatsApp in my time,

Matthew, yes, I have. Yeah, I'm a big fan of the WhatsApp. Well, let's get him out and have a read. I mean, you know what? I don't know if I, we sent a WhatsApp message to each other earlier on. We did, yeah, and you introduced yourself with your full name, which I thought was really cute. Yes. That's right. Don't you know who I am, I'm Matthew Crosby? You did have to see his ID, though, didn't you before you turn on?

No, no, I trusted it. I trusted it, and so far it seems to be checking out. Yes. Yeah. Can you believe it's really me? The amount of times I have fun and for a false Matthew Crosby scam. Absolutely. And by the way, thanks for the $2 million. My pleasure.

Really, really helps. I really hope it helps you out with that guy in Somalia. It certainly does. It certainly does. Yeah, we're doing very well together. Sam Nicoreste, everybody. Sam Nicarresti. Clarkie, who have you brought with you this week?

Well, I have also bought my very best friend, who I'm also assuming is an Oscar. No, not awards nominated as well. No, I did get an Oscar. It's Stevie Martin! Congratulations on the Oscar, Stevie. We've got news to everybody here. They've not even done the ceremony yet.

I got Best Supporting Jambery. Congratulations. It's the important one. It's the big one. It's the one we're all after. Stevie, now you've been on the pod a few times before. We've asked you many times what kind of a flatmate you are. Have you got any better?

The best thing I ever did was I left the door unlocked and then a storm blew it off. Twice. And the worst, it was just your bedroom door as well, wasn't it? It was like, what a storm that was. Yeah, so. The back door. And it felt like these like flats in the door. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I ask you a... No one liked that. Can I ask you a question? I think Steve's answered the question. No one liked it. Tom's question was going to be.

Do you like that? I stayed to your flat previously, but I don't think you were there at the time. Oh, hang in a sec. Did you leave the door open? I blew it off me. It was me. Here he comes the big bad wolf himself. Were you hexed by one of your neighbours?

Oh my God, I was going to, yeah. And then you had to, like, deal with it. I had to deal with it. Now, hext is when you watch out someone a sexy picture, isn't it? Me and my wife are texting all the time. It keeps it fresh, guys. No. Oh.

And who like that? So basically, the flat above us is a lovely family and they've got a cockapoo, a really sweet dog. But when they're away, it barks all the time. And my partner was having quite a stressful day. And he left a note about the dog on their door being like, can you please not let your dog bark? And they were quite, and the teenage girl, girl, I think, was the owner of the dog.

She started giving us evils a lot, and then we opened the door of a flat. There was this, I mean, like an orb, like a carved or. Like a floating glowing orb. Yes, sorry, it was a floating eye, and it was on fire. No, but it was one of those things

where you kind of go, it sort of looked like a big acorn, but it had like sigils carved into it. Whoa. Genuinely, so it, like, my partner brought it in and went, someone's ex does. so like and that's quite I think you know for like I think a lot of women

who are white are very into that sort of stuff so I think I'm always like is it is it a hex is it is it is it taro I'm always on on the lookup he's not so he was really like it is and then I sort of I googled what to do

when you get hext and I and I went through TikTok and stuff and it was just like that's the place to go yeah yeah yeah yeah I went on TikTok and like a sort of 10 year old girl told me I will end the story there.

Don't blow your door off. Yeah, go on, go on. I threw it into the sea and I said, and I said, the energy has been returned to source. That's what I said. Really? Yeah, I'm not joking. Sorry, did that sound like a joke?

A-corn's from the sea. I think it's the power of the hex. I don't know, I didn't ask the 10-year-old child on TikTok. So, yeah, that's... Did it work? Did the hex go? I mean like, I don't know, that was a year ago. And when was the door?

Where was the door? When was the door blowing off? Oh, that was before then. Oh, okay. That's actually delivered it. It's quite hard to tell. Like, you know, some things have gone all right. Some things haven't, I don't know.

Maybe I have been next. I'm not sure. We'll find out tonight. Yes. Yeah, we'll see how this goes. Well, like, thanks for bringing that energy to the gig. I'm sorry. It's Stevie Martin, everybody.

pleasure. Stevie Martin. We've met our guests and like WhatsApp messages, they're getting two ticks from me. Yes, more Lyme's disease all round. It's time for round one. There we go, guys.

That was a tantric jingle. It lasted four hours. That was unbelievable. What I like is you had probably about 317 goes in it. Couldn't get the tune once. You really...

Stop when I get it right. Oh my God. Fantastic. It is of course, round one. And the first round is called What's Up Your Street. I am going to give each player the name of a famous street or road or lane. Could be real, could be fictional. You have to get your teammate to guess it by giving them a single word clue. If they guess it in one, they get three points. They cannot guess it in one. We give them a second word. That's worth two points. Then a third. That's worth one points. and if they're still struggling, we will take them out of the back and put an end up to

well, everything really. But but I did that badly. Anyway, so I think we can all agree. There's an extra one. Should we play the jingle again? One more time. One more time.

Let's reset, guys. Let's reset. Anyway, Tom, we're going to start with you. So Tom, yes. Here we go. Now, you understand the rules? I think, yeah. Apart from the end bit. Apart from the end bit, yes. So Tom, we're going to start with you.

Sam, you're guessing. Now, Tom, you've got a street or a road or a lane there. Okay. You've got, yes. Oh, okay, that's your first, that's your first word. No, you've got three words, okay? One at a time, though. Easy does it.

This is for three points. Tom, let's hear your first word. Michael. Oh, no. Oh, dear. That's a real shame. I don't know what to do with that, quite frankly. I don't know what you would do with that.

No, no. There's an awful lot of Michaels in this world. None of them currently correlating with a famous street. Imagine if it was just the road of a guy who I went to school with. He lives on Marsh Lane. No, no, no, no. You want to think Michael Abbey, Michael Sesame, Michael Oxford, I don't know. I don't know.

Michael, I'm afraid. Bougla Avenue. Tom. I don't know exactly why I should have said. It's not Biblay Avenue, no. Okay. You've got a couple more chances, though, so don't worry. Second word.

Greed. Greed. Greed. Okay. That's a good one, actually. Is it? Okay. Yeah.

You can combine the two together. You've got it. Okay, someone over there's got it. Michael. We've got Michael and we've got greed. What street? or road or lane does that conjure up for you can i say whether it's a street a road or a lane yeah no yes no you can't i i don't think that's the problem michael michael oh michael was bad i'm sorry greege greed greed oh i don't know man

it's not on you uh i don't know sin street sin street sin street sin street sin street not sin street not sin street not sin It's not Sin Street, no. It's not Sin Street. Final one. Now, this is for one point. Dollars. Oh. Dollars.

Oh, Wall Street. Yes. Michael Wall. Michael Wall. Michael Douglas is it? Michael Douglas. But I would say, Tom, I knew exactly what you were doing there, but it's just too broad. I panicked.

I panicked. It's simply too broad. Michael Douglas, Star of Wall Street. No, that's how much. Should have said Douglas, would that be worse? Probably. I think so. I think we still would have ended up here. Next up we've got, Steve.

We did get it though. You've got a point. Congratulations. You've got a point. Well done. It's not all that. There you go. Next time it's Stevie. Ben, you're guessing. Stevie, what is your first word going to be? Please say Michael. The temptation to say Michael is too great. That's what I was going to do it. But I'm too competitive.

Okay. Oh dear. You are on the wrong team. You can do it. I can't. Hey, Clarkie. Have you ever seen this before? Clarkie.

Clarkie's essentially been hexed in life. I've got it. We're going to do it in one. Okay. Look at me. Okay. Oh, hang on. I don't know about that.

Oh, good. No, don't worry. I thought it's being booze. It really, it really divided the crowd between the people who thought that was absolutely acceptable. and the people who still don't know the answer. I didn't know you were allowed to do that, so I'd have gone, Michael. And then we'd all be like, oh, water, that.

Oh, now we know. Now we know. Okay. Have you got an idea of... I don't want you to not get it now. Have you got an idea of what street road or lane? Well, obviously. It's Bert Reynolds.

And it's Cannibal Road. I think it's Sesame Street. It's Sesame Street. Three points there. Okay, we are over to Sam. There's your street, road or lane. Tom, you're guessing. Sam, please attempt to convey this street, road or lane, with a single word.

It's hard. It's hard. Really tricky. You know what I'm tempted to say. I know. We don't know what you're tempted to say. Let's just take it that we all, every time we always say Michael, right? We've all, that's four points to play for.

Four points to play for you. No, Michael you didn't get it. Okay. Let Michael be struck from the record. I'm going to go, I'm going to say, I'm going to say currency. And I'm just going to recheck the answer. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a Michael of an answer. I'll say that much. We're on the same thing. Yes, you're on the same. Okay. I'm going to take a stab here.

Yeah. Is it Penny Lane? Oh! Do you know what? Do you know what? That was good. Absolutely. I stand corrected there because that was really, really good.

Wow, we three points of Sam Nicoleste. I feel those are your points, I think. Clarkie, over to you. You're up next, Stevie. You are guessing. You have three words. A lot of pressure on this now. It's been a really good run.

You've got three words. Yeah, that's two, yeah. You can do a voice if you want. Yeah. Especially if it's, you know. You have to do that voice. You have to do that voice. Regardless of what it is, do that voice.

Well, I know. That's the mad thing, Clarkie, yeah. Is it a street? I'll know. Yeah. In a way. Oh, yeah. No, no. I think you will know. I think you will know. Rapper.

Rapper. Can I have a dab? Yeah. Quality Street. Oh. Very good, but it's not correct. Very good. A, chill!

The old competitor size she was just talking about... Sorry. Is there a rapical quality? Quality, yeah. Okay. It's okay. Clarkie's got another word for you. Okay, great.

I really hope. Clarkie, another word. In your own time, Clarkie. Crosby was only joking about taking people at the back and killing them. It's just a bit of fun, mate. Come on, Clark. Come on, mate, you can do this. I believe in you.

Ah? It's like a hard learning to speak for the first time. What question do you want to ask about the rules of this game we've played four times? You've just got to say a word, mate. Fit. Fit? Oh, danger, danger. Stevie Street.

I'm joking. Okay. It's not bad bunny street. Exorcise. Jim, Jim Street. I don't like that. No, no, okay. So I won't be giving it.

No, okay. You don't like Jim Street? I don't like Jim Street. Listen, hey, it's just a game. I can't stress this enough. It's a podcast recording. Megan the stallion's quite fit. She's a rapper.

Megan Road. Okay, all right. I think this is not helping. Let's do the third word. I'm going to push you for the third word. I don't think I'm going to get it I'm going to have to go and I'm so sorry for this

I'm going to have to go with Michael He's pleading the Michael He's pleading the Michael It's very rare You see a Michael this late in the game It's very rare But in this case I'm going to accept that Michael

Because you're right I am right. You are right? It's the sad thing. It's the sad truth of it is you are right, Clarkie. But crucially, the person giving the clues, that's not, then being right is not the game. It's irrelevant, yeah. What we need now is for Stevie to also be right. I don't know any rappers called Michael. I must do. Oh, don't, no, thank you. There's a little, was that little brunt for me. Are you tapping out? I could throw it over to the other team if they have.

an idea. Don't do that. We don't want it. We don't want it. Nobody wants this this poison chalice. No,

I'm so sorry. Please don't apologise. You've done nothing wrong. You've done absolutely nothing wrong. Anybody in the audience want to take a stab at it. Yeah, go on. It's the streets.

Of course it is. It's Mike Skinner. It's Michael. Mike Skinner. Of course, the streets. It's the streets. It's the streets. streets guys. Well, you know what? I thought that was so much fun. We're going to do it again.

But we're going to give it a fun little twist that we're now playing WhatsApp noise. You're making up your streets. I'm going to give that old classic. That old classic. I don't have to explain to the rules to you guys, but for our panelists, I'm going to give each player the name of a famous street. You've got to get your team at to guess it by making up to three noises, okay? Words are out, okay? Especially. especially if those noises are full words. We cannot accept them. So, yes, three, two, one in the scoring. Tom, you've got your road, your street, your lane. Oh, he's doing a pose as well.

Oh. Okay. Could I have that one more time, please? Oh. Oh. This is actually, this is ringing a bell. I'm going to kick myself when I don't get it. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, there are bells on this street, on every door. Like a normal street. That's a little narrowed down. Yeah, that's not an helpful clue. But that was actually, it was actually very strong from Tom.

But nothing, Sam, no idea? Well, no you said bells. I can't get Abby out my head. So I'm going to say Abby Road, but I don't think that's right. It's not Abby Road, no. Ignore his clue. It was a really weird thing to do.

It was a really confusing clue. Really, really has fun of it in. Yeah, don't worry about that. Listen only to the noise. Listen only to the noise. The first noise is, ho. Yeah. The second noise.

Bow, well. Less good, that one. I like that even less. Yeah, that's not elucidated it at all. Bo, bow, bow,

bow. Oh. Baoh. Ha. Wow, bow, bow, bow. Yeah. Oh. Bow,

bow, bow. Yeah. It's really conjuring up this particular street. For you? Yeah, but I've got the answer right now. So yeah.

Not for anybody else but yeah, for me it really is. I feel like I might be dissociating. Any, any guesses based on the whore

and the bow, bow, bow, bow, yeah, yeah. I know that you'll do, I know, I don't know what you're doing. I've no idea what you're doing. I'm trying to listen

because they're whispering the answer to each over on the front row and I feel like I'm trying to try to tune in a little bit. Oh, no, I don't know.

I don't know. Okay. The third noise. Sorry. E. Bow, bow, bow,

bow, and the last one? So it was, eh, yeah, that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm with you on this one, man. Bow, bow, bow, bow. Is someone, is this connecting? Yeah, this is connecting

with everybody, guys, don't worry. Except for me. The first one is, ho, bow, I can offer it, Sam, if you don't know, I can offer it over to the other team.

I think just when you're this close to what's happening, it's over. You don't understand that the majesty of your performance happening in front of your eyes. It's hypnotic. I don't know, no, I don't know. No. Any idea, Clarkie? It's Downing Street. It's Downing Street.

Of course it is. It's Downing Street. That is just... It's Kirste-Starmer. Yeah. It's Boris Johnson. bow, bow, bow, it's Tony Blair. He.

It's just a shame you never did Michael Heseltine. Really is. But that was, yeah, that was, we have been working together too long. Clarkie, you absolutely nailed it there. Stevie, this is for you. Clarkie gets the one point there. Next up, Stevie. Ben, you're guessing.

Stevie, would you like to make your first noise to communicate this street? Okay. No. Have you started? No. Oh, yeah, I see what's happening. That's the three noises.

That was a vocal warm-up. I can't do a gesture either. Can I, okay. Well, I mean, Tom, does it? Doesn't really, doesn't really help. But yeah, you can do a gesture if you like. I don't know, but I know of. So I'm sorry if this is not.

Okay. Elm Street? Yeah. That was really good, though. That was really good. I've never heard. Kea Starmes so angry. Sam, here is your street, Tom.

You are guessing. Yes. Sam, if you would like to make your first noise, please. Was that it? No, no, no, no. This is pure consternation at what the hand I've been dealt. It's not the streets. Okay.

Okay. You think I've got it? I really believe in you. Did that sound convincing to anybody? Can I make noises that sound like words, but they're not words, but they're approximations of words? I tell you what, make the noise, and I'll make a ruling. All right.

No. I... Nice try, Nicoleste. But I think you know what my ruling's going to be. The word all right, even said quite quickly. It did creep out the word all right at the end. It did creep out. It started so much like a noise and then at the last minute.

Well, well, well, here we are. Here we stand. Here we stand, but crucially, on what street? What street? No, no, no. I don't want to critique the game. I can only think of... Don't critique the game.

Please don't... The golden rules. You know the rules. If you critique the game, we take your out back. That can just say that is there. Okay. I'm going to do an action as well. You could do, yeah, you could do an action.

Help me embody the street. And once again, I'm going to check that. Check that in the script. Okay. You have a look, mate. You have a look. So it's some kind of sword action going on. Because from O, or on, I thought it was Ramsey Street. Well, it is Ramsey Street.

Is it? Is that alright? Is that all right? Is that all right? Can I just, but we've got to... Where can you go? Where do you, what do you do with that? Gordon Ramsey and then...

Theme tune. Well, you... You didn't do Big Ben, so I feel like we're either. Big Ben is on Downing Street! No, no, but it would have... Do you not think my mind would have got there? What was the sword? That's Gordon Ramsey unsheathing a knife.

Is that not obvious? And you know the first. the famous line from neighbours, that's not unsheathing a knife. This is unsheeting a knife. It was Gordon. It was, of course, Gordon Ramsey, unsheathing a knife. I feel... It's tricky.

It's hard to know how to score this team currently. But I'm going to give you two points. I'm going to give you two points. I'm going to give you two points. I think I take that. And you should. You should take that. Clarkie, it's over to you for the final three noises. Or possibly even one or two noises of the round.

Stevie, you are getting. guessing, any? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're not going to accept that as a noise. Okay. Clarkie, you're making it so tense, guys. You really are. Drop my water bottle. There's no bag to this chair. Okay, Clarkie, let's hear it.

Clarkie. No, that was, he stayed away from words. Staying away from words, but he's... You're sailing very close to the wind, my friends. I like that. But I... You stayed, yeah, there were no words there, but... The bird of a hammer!

Yeah. Okay. And what was Gordon Ramsey doing there? I love the noise. Yeah. Thank you. I don't know what it is. Yeah.

No. That's fair enough. No. Sorry. That was good, though. That was a good clue. It was an owl. A bird. A bird? Yes, a owl is... Beak Street.

Is it... Is it... Is it Beak Street? Soho's Beak Street Is it Soho's Big Street? It's a niche ref if it is. Imagine if it was Beak Street. It was a Big Street. Can I just

I'll just check the script. Is it Prey Lane? No, it was Big Street. It was a Big Street. Nor was it Prey Lane. It's not Big Street. It's not Prey Lane. Listen, we've eliminated all the big ones.

Let's go. Let's go more. Let's go more. Let's go, yeah. Yeah, I'm not a good. guesser of streets I've learned. I am sorry for that, Ben. Do you want to do a final noise that might unlock everything for you?

Clarky, I, no, weirdly, no one enjoyed that as much as you did. I'm wrapped. But yeah, you know what? He can hold a room, Clarkie, you really can. He can really keep a room waiting. But no, that was good. That was really, that was really amazing, yeah.

Good, good action as well. Talk us through the action, Stevie. What do you think Clark is doing? Like some sort of power. Oh, yeah. Maybe a hex. Oh, possibly a hex. Is it not?

Is it the road that Stevie lives on? Yeah. But I can't marry that up with the hooting of the owl. Oh, and the opera. Oh, wow. Oh, wait, hang on. Is it an opera that involves an owl? Yes.

The Phantom of the Alper street. It's the follow-up to Madame Baton. fly Mr. Al. We can steal if you want to speed things up. I know you can. Of course you can. Steal it. I want to hear it.

Go on. I want to hear it. Go on steal it for one point. Is it diagonal? It is. It is diagonal. It is. It's diagonal.

There we go. Not as popular as it used to be. So, what was the first noise again? Yeah, what was the first noise? It was kind of a spell. It was expelliarmacy, wasn't it? Yeah.

Yeah. Can you do it? Do it again? It was pure Ron Weasley, but that was mainly the face. So at the end of that round, producer Quinn, please make some noises that allow us to work out the scores. Going to use words if that's all right. Tom, we can't hear you by the way. Oh, right.

Okay, how's that? Yes. Going to use words. That's okay. Yes, please. We're going to go, Tom and Sam have seven points, and Ben and Stevie also have seven points. Oh. So no team is in the lead, but that doesn't mean the end.

anyone has yet left conversation, there's still everything to play for. When we return in round two, see you in a bit. We go, welcome back to Flat Shedslamdown. Oh, baby. I'm an optimist, so I'm gonna say, before the break, both teams were in the lead.

The scores haven't moved, and neither has the rumor that I'm stealing baby clothes to wear down Beckenham High Street on a Saturday night. If one, seriously, I mean this, I mean this now, guys. If one more person accuses me of nicking this romper suit, I am really going to throw my toys out the prams, which I also bought Fair and Square.

Let's just play around one, imagine. Let's just play round one again, guys. Come on. We all enjoyed it. Quick Tom St. Michael. Okay. That noise was the noise of the audience leaving. Let's play round two folks.

It's flat games. Oh. Games. Let's play together. Games. Let's play forever. Spin that thing. Do as you're told.

Games. If you lose, you get nothing. Games. If you win, you get gold. Oh, listen to that. Oh, baby, baby. Are you listening, BAFTA? Wallace Island, my asshole.

Tom, I said I do it after the show. This week we're playing our version is, of course, flat games. What happens in that green room? Hey, it's not a green room for long, I'll say that much. What? This week, don't like, you know, it's fine. We're contenting adults.

Don't kinkshame us. This week we're playing our version of Go Fish, which we're calling deep-sea divas. You have to sing Yes, I like it. I don't mind it. I like it. Listen, you have to sing about something you might find under the sea to the tune.

Or should that be tuner? I think it should be tune. Of a classic song by a pop princess, your teammate must guess which aquatic thing you're singing about. One point for a correct guess, but ten points for touching the bottom of the ocean and the bottom of my heart. So let's start with Ben. Let's start with Ben. You can start us off. Oh!

There we go. You are kicking us off with a living angel chapel Rhone and her song Hot to Go. Okay. Now, Stevie, you are guessing what thing from under the sea Ben is singing about. And crucially, what road under the sea is it on? Okay, producer Gwynn, stop playing with your pink pony.

We don't want to join your club. Just play that tune. It is a little bit. It's quite a long song. A big guy under the ocean I am really deep Oh you must be joachin Oh look at me

I'm eight by a whale's They like this are Maybe a plaque Oh no no no this dog Oh what the fuck is this song Here we go I'm going down I'm going to swim around I have got eight legs

That's great show Probably should have sigh with that one Oh oh oh oh Oh, look at me. Whiles, I am very, very big, but I've never been spotted in the wild. Oh, can't stop now, please. Yes, you can stop now.

Oh, Clarkie. Never been spotted. Here's the problem. It's not even true. Oh, I know. Yeah, is you. Oh, okay. Steve, you think you know it.

Okay, let's go. I didn't say that. Let's go for it. Let's go for it. What's deep sea thing? was Ben singing. I'm really, I'm, I don't know why. Why are we slowing this down?

It's because, it's because, it's because I want to see what face Stevie's going to pull next. Because every different, every new syllable, Stevie, Stevie, it's uncanny. The full range. You can do it, you can, you can do it with words. You can, don't have to say, yeah. Steve, are you dribbling? Okay.

Okay. What deeps you think was Clarkie singing every? about squid it was indeed a giant squid of course it was but how many points am I going to give Clarkie Clarkie you really went for it you threw your whole self into it you it was so good wasn't it I'm not like a big patch of that it was so it was so good Stevie it was so good well done to Stevie you get one point Clarkie you get eight points congratulations Sam you are up next I would like you to give us a shot of espresso by Sabrina Carpenter.

Oh, yes, please. It's a beautiful song. But Tom, what undersea thing is Sam singing about? Gwyn, I've told you, nobody wants to see you short and sweet. Just play the tune. Now he's on the sea

having a nice time on the way to America. We're going to be fine. Clear skies. Nothing can go wrong with us. Oh, no, what is that? Coming out of the fog now. Right, Illity Fives, let's ignore it for now.

It'll be punky playing on a, The band's gonna keep playing, it's all right, We can be nice, hey, who's this man? Paint me, Jack, okay. Don't paint me like your French girls. Um, uh, oh, I'll keep, and the Irish live below Jack. There's an iceberg in me.

Oh no, he loved it. Absolutely wonderful. Move over Celine Dion. Imagine if that was the theme tune at the end of the film. No, I think they should bring that back because in the 80s, every movie you went to see featured like a rap about the plot of the movie. Sam, you should be doing that.

No, no, I could be the next seal, I could be an ex-Will Smith. I think so. I've said it to you, said it to you many times. It's hard, yeah, frequently, I got to hear, wish. But Tom, Tom, what was Sam singing about? Avatar, it was Avatar. It was Avatar, of course it was. It was those cheeky navvy shagging each other through their tails. The Royal Navi.

The Royal Navi. I'll give you a second bite of the cherry. What do you? It was Titanic, of course it was. And nine points of Sam Nicoresty. Beautiful. Beautiful. Stevie, here you go.

You have got, now we're going to slow it down, guys. We're really going to change the mood. Stevie, you have got Lana Del Rey's video games. Okay. Oh my God. Which is not only a bit of a mood killer, but really gives you a lot of thinking time.

So here we go. But what deep sea thing is Stevie singing about? I just looked at this, by the way, I don't know that song. Yeah, no, no. Coooshy, that's not the song. The song is Lana Del Rey's video games. That is the thing you're singing about. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know now.

None of us know the song. You're going to create it for us right now. Okay, what? Out of thin air. Out of thin air, Stevie Martin. Okay. All right, yes, of course. DJ, DJ Gwyn is chomping.

Oh. Oh, my God. My Lana Del Rey impression. Right. I thought you were being the thing under the ocean. Ha! It's her! Okay, all right.

So, producer, producer, of course, stop wiggling your joystick and play that tune. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. This is the long intro and it's slow.

Yeah. I've got to say you've got lovely hair. I've done last week. And a pirate dropped me and I am full of gold. Okay, end of the song, end of song. We've got it, guys. That's all we need. Forget Sabrina Carpenter.

That was short and sweet. That was phenomenal. I'm having a lovely time. We're having a lovely time here as well. We're all having a nice time. Crucially, we're all having a nice time. Okay, Clarkie, can you guess what under the sea thing Stevie was singing about?

Are you a true? It's a treasure chest, of course. And it's got to be 10 out of 10 points for that. It was fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. There you go. Tom Parry, you're up next. I'm giving you flowers.

Be my Valentine. But seriously, I do love you. No, you're singing flowers by Miley Cyrus, a song that up until about two hours ago, you did not know. You've never heard before. Spighted it being one of the bigger songs of all time. You don't know it.

I don't think it made it to the South West. No. Didn't get... We're still on Madonna. Ready? She's very good. She's very good. We're foging away.

Okay. By our pasties. Right. You're certainly like a virgin. So, Sam, you're guessing. Oh, Lordy boy. Oh, Lordy boy. Okay.

Okay, here we go. Now, producer Gwyn, I don't want to take your flower. Just play. That's you. Hang on one second. You've got to point out me. Great. Don't you worry about that.

As if it's going to make any difference. Once again, Tom, you can't find the key before the music plays. Please. I was big like a town. Even bigger, the road went round. People swam to my doors. and they danced and a whole lot more. I'm at the bottom of the ocean and now I'm on my own.

I used to be something else but now I've grown. I'm as big as London. I'm a lot like whole. But I am underwater. So my house is full of water. and coral and sea-sol that roadside is wet have you visited downtown it was great though it really was you know what that's better than the original

it really is it really was it really was sam have you got any idea what tom was was singing about is it the sunken city atlantis it is indeed the lost city of atlantis twinned of course with hull I'm going to give you 10 out of 10 I love that that was fantastic absolutely fantastic but speaking oh in fact at the end of that round

producer Gwyn give us the scores to the tune of course of video games you've got plenty of time to get your abacus out and tot up the scores scores up here all got it Stevie have 20 scores what Tom and Sam have

20... Oh, it's 27 to 28. Very exciting. So crucially, this is one of those times where Beef Brothers only... Peaf Brothers only giving you one point. It really counts, guys. It really counts. You can either get yourself nicely in the lead or equalize.

Okay, yeah, so it's the... Which is what everybody wants to do in a game like this. Yeah, speaking of the murky waters of the deep, there's still plenty of time to drop your phone into the naughty and of what you're supposed to shout? shout. Back to sauce. Take it back to sauce guys. Take it back to source guys before it's subpoenaed by the Beef Brothers. Well, if you've got a problem, don't call it a problem, if you've got a problem,

call it a beef. If you've got a beef, maybe we can help you. Beef, brother sorting out your beef. Yes, indeed, it's Beef Brothers, where each week we ask our panelists to sort out a flat share based beef, and today's one comes from Hannah, who is in the audience. Hannah, are you there? Hello, Hannah. Hannah, Hannah is in the audience. Hello. You there, Hannah?

Yes, hello. Yes, good. Now, Hannah writes this beef. This is one of my favourites we've had so far, I would say. My flatmate is a big sire. She sighs when cooking, cleaning, showering, etc. She enjoys these things.

Intellectually, I know she doesn't hate me. But the effect is so much fuck off. How do I get her to stop? Okay, I'm going to tell you now that Tom and Sam, you are on Hannah's side, Ben and Stevie, you are on the side of the sire. So before all that, let's have a cross-examination. Anyone got any questions for Hannah?

Now, is your first question, your flatmate, I'm assuming, not here. She is not present, no. She's not present at the moment, okay. and do we are we allowed to give her name or would that would that give the game away? I can make up a name. You can make up a name? Here we go, this is fun. Emily.

Wow. Emily, that's very good. Very good. We don't know how good that is unless we know what a real name is. So what's her real name? We don't know how good that is until you do it long to Lana Del Rey's video game. No, we're calling her Emily. So we've got Emily is the sire.

Hannah is the beefer. Question from Stevie. Could you do an approximation please of the side? This is for three points. And then we'll guess what street you live on. Is Emily French? You're thinking of Emily in Paris? We?

Guilty as judged. Is she from the Sudan? Any other questions? Or is that the only one we want to? Yeah, I reckon that. Where is she from? the West Country Very mixed response there guys

But The difference rests Okay so you've got From the West country We've got quite a deep profound sigh there Any other questions for Hannah Yeah I've got another one How often a day

Or a week Does she sign? Which one? Day or week I tell you what Oh yeah Day Just do day and we're working out from there

Yeah. We've all got calculators. Times it by seven. We we aren't that regularly in earshot, but when she is in earshot, which I would estimate is maybe an hour a day, maybe six times,

seven times within that hour. Okay, so we're talking six times a day, 24 hours in a day, times it by seven. 12. 12, that's right. 12. Is that too many or not quite enough?

We don't know. That's a lot of sighing, isn't it? Okay, six or seven times an hour, you're saying? How big is you feel? Your housing arrangement. It's a two-bed. It's otherwise fairly open plan,

so it's quite easy to overhear activities. Do you have, like, a corridor between your rooms, or are you like right next to us? You can just hear her whenever she size in the bedroom. Oh, rooms are adjacent. It's not so much bedroom sighing that I'm picking up on. You've got a chair. She might be a horny woman.

Okay, wait. This thing about, like, intellectually, you know it's not you. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. How certain are you of that? I think I'm reasonably confident. She does it when I don't think she knows I'm around, and she does it in relation to things that I,

it's not, you know, I've made a mess in the kitchen in there as sye, and she'll be washing her hair, she'll be cleaning up after herself, et cetera. Could it be a pleasurable sigh? Could she be lost in the... Like her blessings, and they're like, oh! Sorry. Can we clip that up, please?

I'm quite surprised by how... How much you like herbal essence? The women really like. I'm just got to think about that for a bit. Bye. Yeah, are we sure it's not... Well, it's for Steve. Yes, okay, yeah, yeah.

Are we sure it's definitely like a sort of sad sigh? Could it be a sort of... It's the noise I would make if I wanted to let someone know that I was annoyed with them. Oh, okay. Can I ask a question then? How often? That's teamwork. Tom, if you've forgotten this is worth one point.

Stick together. I've made a note of that. Are you, how often are you sying in a day? I, I don't think I sigh at all. Oh. You're a grunter. You don't. I've got another question, but this time it is for Stevie.

What are you like to? You don't sigh at all. Not, not domestically. He's like, okay, give us your top three locations to sigh if it's not, If it's not in the home, you're going to all you're siding out of doors where it can't bother anybody.

Just sort of a variety of queuing situations, perhaps. Just go through this though. You get your fish fingers out of the oven. You drop one on the floor. What do you do? It's a swearing under the breath, Joel. For me. I would have gone, ugh.

They'd cheer yourself up by washing your head. Have you been ages in the shower? Leave me alone. Having nice nights. Have you ever asked her? Have you ever felt like, have you ever heard of God? Oh, you're okay?

No. She seems a bit. She never does it when I'm, when she knows I'm there. Oh, creepy. So she does it when she senses you hiding and listening to it. Like, oh, I'm in the shower again

and my housemates listening to me. She's also very bad at spotting when I'm here. Like I will walk into the kitchen and she will jump, even though I've flushed the toilet or turned a light on or something. She's not very aware. Does she jump and sigh?

The sort of the first half of that, that noise you just made. Oh. No? Okay. Okay. All right. I think that's hopefully enough information for our teams to make their cases.

So without further ado, I'm going to call upon Sam Nicarresti to begin the case for the prosecution. You have one minute and it begins. Now, first thing I'd say, it's an awful of carbon monoxide to be put it out into the air constantly. I feel like if the ventilation in your house isn't that great, which for a lot of us, you know, in London, like we don't have that, you know, option. Like, you could be at serious health risk, so that would be something to reconsider. Also, I would say to be aware of the butterfly effect as well. There could be tsunamis happening on the other side of the water.

world that we're not aware of. Because, and I've crunched numbers, this is 168 times a day that she's doing this. So that is, the body count on this is really stacking up. I think,

I think this architect of death needs to be stopped, quite frankly. Other than that, I mean, you know, yeah, the West Country is also a mark against. They're known for their sighing.

And then, yeah, I don't know. I mean, other than that, I think it's just, you know what? I've done my minute. a minute. Absolutely. I'll rest my case. Appreciate that.

Appreciate that. Sam Nicaresti. Right. Stevie Martin, you have a minute now. Remember, you are on the side of the sire. Yes. Okay, and your minute begins now. I think it's really important to let out emotions healthfully. That's what we've all learned. And she's being very considerate by not doing it while you're there.

I think she's trying to do it. It could be so much worse. Also, I do think sying sounds a bit like the ocean. and that's harming noise. So you could sort of, you know, see it as also a very helpful perspective for you because it's very important for us to live among people that we don't necessarily agree with the ways of them. Don't elaborate on that.

Yeah, sure. I also think, you know, how much harm is it doing? She could be punching walls. But you haven't asked her, so I think that the first stage would be to ask her, you know, who are you to complain if you've not gone to the source? but also whale noise does it sound like well

does it sound like well noise that'd be nice and yes and it could it could be worse it could be a noise that's mine done

Stevie Martin Hannah Haney you've heard two very compelling cases there how do you think it's going so far strong strong arguments on both sides

thank you yes I agree with that I agree with that well stick around they're not going to get much stronger so Tom I think it's your turn now to conclude the case for the prosecution I've got to ask you Tom are you going to do it as yourself

I'm going to do it in the style of a deep south defence lawyer from a John Grisham novel Mr Fanchure Standard Fanchure Standard presiding and providing your minute should you need it begins now Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I see a lot of y'all familiar faces from around here

God darn it I saw you all day of the shop. Now listen around here we simple folk, them their lawyers there from the big city come around here with their big words, sea. We don't know nothing about

no sea round here. We landlocked folk. We field and mountains, folk. Hell, I swam in a ditch. Breastroke on a plank of wood. Splitters for days. Here in them there that story over there, now that there Hannah there. Living with a sire.

Well, around here we sire children, you know what I'm saying? Mrs. Fanshaugh, she's at it again. Never not with child that lady. Potence. I'm potent. But it reminded me of a story. Reminded me of a story. You all remember the man who used to live three. He doors away from Father Steve.

Also called Steve. I don't know why I brought Father Steve into this. A fine parson. Non-Parsons, Steve. Well, long story short, he had a grumpy ram. You all remember the village fair was three days away. A hell of rams never won best in show wearing a frown. Steve tried it all.

Tap dancing, jive talking, MDMA, to a ram Steve? At the end of the day, all that ram needed was cooking and eating. Folks are just damn, you know, grumpy. The defense rests, John. The defense rests. Thank you, Fanshawn. Clarkie.

You have now got yourself one minute to conclude the case for the defence. Your minute begins now. I actually really feel for you on this one because genuinely my partner does that as well. She sighs all the time and she doesn't hate me. But you can't change other people. You know, that's why you have to learn. You can only change yourself. So come up with your own counter noise.

She sighs, you hit her with a huah, or something like that, you know. You know. Or an inward side. Yes, and then she's like, who, who, who. And then you're like a black hole. Keep going, keep going.

Keep going. Or go to therapy. The prosecution rests. Thank you very much, Clarkie. Now, obviously, I cannot make the decision myself as I'm currently the subject of an investigation into a robbery at a local branch of Jojean Mamon-Bebe. So instead, I'm going to ask the live Phoenix audience to decide.

So if you think Hannah, and therefore Sam and Fanshaugh are in the right, applaud now. But if you think Ben and Stevie made the best case, please applaud now. It's got to go to Ben and Stevie. Thank you, Hannah. How do you feel about the verdict? It seems fair. It does it fair. What noise are you going to come up with? That's good?

It's subtle, but it's good. One more round to go before you find out who will be sending that WhatsApp. But first, it's the musical equivalent of a seven-minute-long voice message. It's the quick-fire round jingle. This is the quick fire round. It's the round that goes really quickly, which is why it's always so amusing that it has a long introduction.

Yes, this is indeed the quickfire round. And as our show is all about WhatsApp, I'm going to ask our panellists to give all their answers as if they're autocorrect is broken. So if for example the answer was flat share slam down, you say flot share slim down. Lord of the rings, lead at the wrongs. Yes, we've gamified Officer Crabb tree from a loo-al-low. Good moaning. So instead of buzzers, I would like you to shout your full names badly auto-corrected. Ben and Stevie, let's hear yours. Neb. Steve Martin. Sam and Tom? Angela. Tom, are you in trouble?

And Sam, let's hear yours. Stomnokoroste. Stomnokoroste. I like Stomnokorosti. Okay. Here we go. Off we go. What is the name of the...

What is the name of the bell? Fucking else. What is the nickname for the great bell of the great clock of Westminster? Bobbin. I'm going to accept... Oh, sorry. I'm going to accept it.

Bobbin is right. Name the jumpsuit wearing acrobatic pop star famous for songs like Beautiful Things and Mystical Magical. It's the guy you can do backflip. You can do the flips? Oh, oh, and Steve Martin, bons and bone. It's bonc and bone, exactly right. Name the Disney movie that features the songs, do you want to build a snowman and let it go? Steve Martin.

Steve Martin. Lottet gal. Stom stomp, ston nor carostis to steal. Frisson. Yes, it's correct. PRISon is correct. Which? Can we just, can we just check?

She doesn't even know the song letting goes, that's far. I got confused and I said the song, let it go. It's okay, that's all right. Which point? He really politely went, and what were you trying to do? Loud to go! What four countries make up the United Kingdom? Steve Martin.

Steve Martin. No. Okay. Wheels. Okay, yeah. Start with that. Scotland. Yep.

Oh my goodness. That's good. It's really good, isn't it? Anglond. Yes, yes. And finally. Not an island. Not an island.

Yes. Oh. You fucked with the wrong people there. It's not. It's not. It's not quite. It's not an island. Let's move on the next question.

In golf, what do you call it when a player hits the ball into the hole in one stroke. Timpoury. Timpoury? A high-lid nun. Did you say hyal? No, thank you, Tom. Which mountain range contains the world's

highest peak Mount Everest? Steve Martin. Hobble-Obbler. Yes. I think the game is finally clicking for us, guys. What is the name... And the other island isn't a country. I'm joking.

I'm joking. What is the name of the detective who lives at 221B Baker Street? Tom. Why did he've got so high, bitch? Wrong-sized font. Tom, what was the answer? Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes is correct.

And for a bonus point, Tom, what is that detective catchphrase, although it never appeared in any of the books? Elementary, my dear, Hudson. What? What? Don't, don't, don't, don't tell him that. These are the last 25 fans we've got. Oh, oh dear.

It would make sense if the words we were saying were real words. I know, I know. Listen, we ran out of time on this round and we... Let it God, guys. Tom Jones, it's great to have you back. Which actor famous for her roles in Dune Challenges? And Euphoria is no only, yes. Steve Mertit's on die.

Yes, that's it. Oh, shit is it? Still want the points though, don't you? Name the four classic members of the Beatles. Steve? The classic members. I don't want Pope Bost. Don't be giving me Pope Bost.

Storm knockerastie Pill Pill, yes Rongo Yes Rongo Pill and Rongo Gorge

Gorge, yes He was he was Oh no I flubberts Jim Jim is correct Absolutely correct And then finally Name the movie

Adapted by Emerald From a novel by Emily Bont Yeah Steve Martin Wothering Houtes It's Wothering Hote It's correct That is the end of the round Yeah

Great raft actually. Glad to be a part of it. Sorry, we just, we, we, just the producers need a pickup. Can you just say the word good for us? Stevie, just, just, just a, if we can get a clean good. God! Yeah, perfect, yeah. We'll drop that in earlier in the show.

That is the end of the round and the end of the game. So before we find out the, the final scares, before we find out the final scores, Sam and Stevie, anything to anything to plug Stevie you're a big fan of our podcast aren't you? Do you want to give that a

give that a quick shout out? I love the podcast and I thought the game was so good it was just Tom going Sherlock bowed Ewing. It's a fair question. I don't have anything to plug oh yeah I do sorry I'm on tour

but like oh yeah I'm doing the Bloomsbury please come to see that it's not this it's not as good as this Yeah, it'll all come out in the edit, don't worry. And Sam, you're also on tour. I'm also on tier, I'm playing dance in Ludes, Newk, Cousill, Schofield, and yeah, come and see it.

It's on the Wob's seat. Thanks to all of you for watching and listening. As always, check out our patron, patreon.com, forward slash Pappiesflatshare, like, subscribe, rate and review our podcast, or recommend the podcast to Stevie. So, if you ever see Stevie, hang around outside, the stage door at the brooons, you go, I'll tell you what you'd love. I love the book. I know, I'm only messing around, Stevie, only messing around.

It's Northern Ireland you've got a problem with it. The clips are going to be awful, but isn't it's not a contrary. So, tomorrow. Sponsored read by Herbalessence, though, so it's not all bad. We are also back on the 30th of March with Mike Wozniak and Rosie Jones, and a week later on the 6th of April, Tucson Douglas and Chris Cantrell. Fun shows all round. But this is very exciting, producer Gwynn.

Let's hear the final scores. The final scores are... Hang on, to video games or not a tour. We said hear the final scores. Can you sing it quieter? Amat, picking down an octave. Long intro. It's hard to know if he started or not.

Ben and Stevie have 33, Paul. Tom and Sam, 30. God, so Ben and Stevie are sending the WhatsApp while Sam and Tom will be changing me into my stolen Port Patrol jam jim jams and tucking me into the bottom bunk. Thanks to our guests, Stevie Martin and Sam Nicoreste. We have been Pappies. See you next.

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