Pappy's Flatshare - Series 7, Episode 3 (Sweep The Chimney)

Episode Date: July 13, 2017

Series 7, Episode 3 (Sweep The Chimney)Beattie Edmondson and Richard Herring are Pappy's house guests and Isy Suttie makes a special guest appearance in a show recorded in May 2016 that features some ...of the longest and most drawn out rounds we've ever devised! But fun nonetheless with knives, jugs, catchphrases and at least once threatened punch.If you're a fan of the show and would like to bung us a few quid for this episode and the many others we've spewed out in the past, you can do so at https://www.comedy.co.uk/pfs/donateOf course, your help spreading the word about this episode and the show in general is also brilliant and very welcome - thanks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Do you want to see what the world is really like? Yes. Four things is deliciously funny and spectacularly entertaining. A woman plotting her course to freedom at a lot for... It's non-stop bonkers brilliance. I love that. Poor things. It's like theaters for December 15th.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Tom Bay! What is it, Matau? Yeah, what is it, buddy? Well, listen, before we start this episode of FlatShare Slamdown, we've got a bit of a problem. We need to pay the bills. Oh, that calls for a flatshare. No, no, we can't solve it with a flatshare slam down this time.
Starting point is 00:00:31 What? This is really, really important. Listen, we've been doing this bottle house for six years, and we've never once paid ourselves. Every month, we're going to be giving you a brand new episode of FlatShare Slamdown, all the way up until Christmas, Series 7, we'd like you to maybe give us a donation. Absolutely, listen a dear, if you enjoy listening
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Starting point is 00:01:01 why not show us in your donation? That'd be great. Thanks very much,'ll enjoy the episode. Tom! Ben! What is it Matthew? Oh, well, you're not going to believe it. You're at... Hello? Are we ever over there?
Starting point is 00:01:14 Not going to believe it. Not only do we have technical difficulties, we've also got something stuck up the chimney. Oh my god, a chimney? Yeah, I know. Where do we live? We live in a bungalow. Can bungalows have chips? Sure, yeah. Of course they can. Of course they can.
Starting point is 00:01:27 If I say we've got something blocked on the second floor of our house, that would have been a problem. I know you can have a chimney. But we haven't got a roof. Funny yes, and that's the exact opposite. That's what you're doing. OK. OK, then you're going to have to clean this mess out the chimney.
Starting point is 00:01:41 But we don't even have a chimney. OK, if I was well, I'm going to sell this. We're going to have to have a flash. Hello and welcome to Flash Air Slamdown, the title show, hey, it's the panel show that says When I need motivation, my one solution is my queen, cause she stays strong Yeah, yeah, she is always in my corner, right there when I wanna All the other girls are tempting, but I'm empty when you're gone And they say, do you need me?
Starting point is 00:02:24 Do you think I'm pretty? Do I make you feel like cheating? I'm like, no, not really. Because oh, I think that I found a chimney sweeper. She is always right there when I need her. Oh, I think that I found a chimney sweeper. She is always right there when I need her. I'm not saying I'm not Matthew Crossrosby, that's... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Starting point is 00:02:47 That song is clearly not as well known. Lovely stuff. Amongst our demographics, I thought it was... And while they're under my roof, they'll be following my rules. So let's beat the tenets Tom, Harry and Ben Clark. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Here we are! Tom, when I ask you to sweep, why do you chim-imney, chimchimney, chimchim refuse?
Starting point is 00:03:07 Well, oh my god, I can't think you burnt that one so early, do you? Well, I can't unblock the chimney because I had a terrible experience last time. I was trying to block the chimney, but I got so distracted because I had to do some spiritual healing. I had to lay some crystals onto the naked bodies of two people who had been stuck in a sauna. Ah, Cheryl from the X Factor and Mr Porter, the famous musical play writer, I had to lay crystals on them to heal them. That's right. I had to rake you over the hot coals. And I really do mean that, don't you? I mean, now you decide not to enjoy the past.
Starting point is 00:03:50 My teammate is looking like she wants to kill herself. That's not going to be nice. Ben, why do you say Chimino when I say sweet the Chimini? Well, last time I tried to sweet the Chimini, I got the flu. Oh! Oh, stuff! Well last time I tried to sweet the chimney I got the flu Straight line I love it Now we're not like the swap team Obviously you have got team mate because you can't clean the chimney on your own So which tiny way fish DeKentian orphans have you brought with you this week Ben will start with you
Starting point is 00:04:23 orphans, have you brought with you this week, Ben, or start with you? Uh, I have brought me from the future. It's rich. Hello, Mr Herring. How are you doing? All right, thank you. It's great to have you on the show. Thank you for having me. I always wanted.
Starting point is 00:04:36 It's wonderful that you're full of Christmas cheer. That's, which is a shame because it's May. But it's great, have you here now? Have you? This is a dad who's finally been there over here. It is him. He's letting his hair down! Well, let's talk about what kind of a flatmate are you?
Starting point is 00:04:59 You're an absentee parent at the moment, Peter. I am very good at doing the dishwasher and the bins. Well, what do you do with the extent that I'm quite bad because I won't let anyone else touch at the end of that stuff. Have you got a system for the dishwasher? I've got a very strict system for the dishwasher. So annoys me when my mother-in-law comes in and puts knives in the wrong way up and stuff.
Starting point is 00:05:21 I don't even put knives in the dishwasher. I know, you shouldn't put them in. Not good enough for sharp knives. The sabati A knife, she puts in the dishwasher. up and stuff. I don't even put knives in the dishwasher. I know, you shouldn't put them in. Not good at the sharp knives. The sabati-a knife, she puts in the dishwasher. You've got sabati-a knives. I have the ones doing all right. I got them, man. You know, except for you people at home,
Starting point is 00:05:33 if you want to get some nice sabati-a knives, TK Max. Really? Yep. 50 quid for 12 knives. Boom! Yes! I mean, I would expect you to bring out his catchphrase, so early on. It's what we all came for.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Everywhere you've got television, you'll be like, what's he going to say is funny catchphrase, boom! And he said it very early doors. Well, I'm glad you brought your knives along. I've just talked to him. I think it was most difficult this is going to be cut. Yes. He's already cut.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Listen. If you brought along this week, Tom. Well, exciting times at the Jamboree everyone. Woo! It's our birthday. It's been exactly a different year. It's been the last Jamboree. Is it really?
Starting point is 00:06:20 It's an annual thing. Yes. So it's the day of the Jamboree in other words. The day of the Jamboree. other words Day of the jamboree I needed someone to get the party started So I thought who's the best party person who I know? It's birthday girl and star of Josh Pety Edmunds Pety Edmunds
Starting point is 00:06:36 Hello Hey, where? Hey, where? That's our catchphrase Yeah, where? So I put the backpack at phrase. Yeah. Boom. Boom. So although that is what you're going to use this week. The chimney isn't it? A broom. So, so, Beatty, we asked this question of every guest who comes on.
Starting point is 00:06:55 What's the most you've spent on knives? I don't think I've ever bought a knife. Wow. I've just experienced it. That's true richness when you don't even have to buy knives. Where would you like to give a dish to? Yeah. Pawn with a silver knife.
Starting point is 00:07:10 I'm trying to leave died the same day. Sorry, is there a beauty in your good cut of flatbread? I think I'm good value, but I'm not good at doing the chores and stuff, and I'm so... You're a lot of good people. So what you... I'm so jovial that people can't be angry with me. So you're basically a shitty housemate, but you bring vibes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like loads of friends to parties that you haven't organised.
Starting point is 00:07:41 So how are your friends to gate crash parties that you're flatmates of? Yeah, you don't seem like a good flatmate I'm fun that accounts for something. I think that's good. Yeah, I think people who say they're fun though. Oh, yeah Tommy you fun. Yeah I have right yeah, I think you're fine. I think you're fine. Okay, we've got team fun and team brewing, but that's good. We've got our teams, we've met our contestants, but who will sweep the board tonight?
Starting point is 00:08:13 Let's find out as we play round one! It's time! Chimchimini, chimchimini, to Yen more life. With the increased population that came with the Asian industrialisation, the number group of pace of ashes with 8. Here in normal operation, Chris, I feel proud of reducing the flow of smoke that you get from a chimney. So far I've been using the flow of smoke that you get from it Jimmy, a Jimmy sweet with a word Very climbing side in Covid of action So debris from it
Starting point is 00:08:51 Jimmy, usually fat elbows and knees It's Jimmy at the flu This launch the sun and it fall all over it Oh Jimmy, so many Jimmy I'm a chippin' So many chippin' They all die I'm a chippin' I'm a chippin' Chippin'
Starting point is 00:09:15 I'm a chippin' I'm a chippin' I'm a chippin' I'm a chippin' I'm a chippin' I'm a chippin' Get back up there, slumay! The master slumay! The master slum, who was from the workhouse or from their parents,
Starting point is 00:09:29 to climb all inside the champion. Boys as young as four, climb off flumes, the premier's narrow was eight, one square inches, chillin' with him, the world was dangerous, they'd often get jammed in the flu, suffocated or even burning today And the suck was across the jet, they were thrown again cancer Why is not it shit in Mary Poppy? Oh, it's not shit in me, it's not any shit in me It was really shit, though you know it's not too easy
Starting point is 00:10:14 Stepping time by ass Chim chimmini, go fuck yourself for life Jim Chimney go fuck yourself for life Very early on in that very early on Tom hands me a bit of paper that just said it's two minutes long This is less of a podcast more like an album with occasional chats. I love it. So, round one is a SuTi and Sweep, the chimney. So, to help us play, please welcome our very special guest, is he Sweep? Is he Sweepers here? CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Starting point is 00:10:57 Hello, Izzy. How you doing? Fine, thank you. It's great to have you here. I'm enjoying the vibes. Yes. Very heavy vibes at the moment. Very heavy vibes. So tragically, you're stuck down a chimney. Yeah. You've got previous on me. It will not so much being stuck in chimneys, but sort of receptacles, haven't you before. Yeah, I've been stuck down a world.
Starting point is 00:11:20 You were with somebody, weren't you? Yes. I was with Lady Gaga. What exactly? What exactly did that sound like? I'm your biggest friend, I'm not a pop-up, I love you and tell you love me, me, me, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop I was hoping you'd do the too many long version of voice. I can do a lot of those songs. Raming, I'm Raming, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm Rove, I'm R, it's not, not, and it's sour, sour, sour, sour. I think I've hit the new language. No. That's amazing. So the rules are like, can you do your kits of play? Oh! Right, slam.
Starting point is 00:12:33 It's a good slam, yeah, yeah. He won't hear it. So the rules of this game are very, very simple. It's a, it's trapped in a chimney with an animal, a comedian, and a household object. Our contestants get to ask two questions for each thing and they have to all write down their guesses. So we're going to start with the animal shall we? Sure. Okay. So Tom, yes, we will start with you. Tom, would you like to ask the first question?
Starting point is 00:12:54 Would this animal really fit in a chimney? What a waste of a question. Really? The core of the chimney isn't it? Could they come get an elephant in like a cooling tent? Listen, are you stuck in the chimney or what? Is your stand elephant in a cooling tent? Can you get an elephant in the cooling tent?
Starting point is 00:13:10 Prove it up! You can get a blue weapon in the cooling tent. Guys, guys, sorry, that is round two. We can't play that now. Would it fit in a chimney? Just, but you'd have to... Pants on an elephant in the chimney! In an average chimney.
Starting point is 00:13:22 It's an average chimney. It's an average chimney. It's an average episode of Flux. average chimney. It's an average chimney. It's an average episode of Flake. A B.T.M. is a question, please. Is it the kind of animal that you'd be really not happy about sharing chimney space with? It wouldn't be overjoyed. There'd be a lot more animals that I'd want to be with.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Richard, I've got nothing. OK. Thanks for playing along. And... Go on, answer question. It doesn't have to even be about this round. Any question you've ever wanted to ask, is he? How wide would you say an average chimney?
Starting point is 00:13:59 It's a good question. It's not a bad question, actually. Is he indicated with a hands on what is an audio? It's a good question. It's not a bad question actually. Is he is indicated with a hands on what is an audio? It's the audio. It turns out it's about an average amount of... Yeah, about an average amount of... I'm going to make the space and then george the amount of inches. Okay, that's what you're doing. Okay, use the space. 24 inches.
Starting point is 00:14:19 24 inches, okay. Glocky, impressive. Have you got a question? Oh, thank you very much. Oh, look. Yes. Is the animal... Ferry. Yes.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Yes. It's a furry animal. It's an animal. Hey, Tom, another question, please. What you put a link on this if you were taking out the house? Yes. Once you taking out the house Once you get out the chip is it a dog is that weird? It's a shit
Starting point is 00:15:04 Is it a house rabbit or would you put a lead on any am I could pop a lead pop a lead on ferret You could pop a lead on everything mate. I've seen that You make this 24 inch wide ferret. You can't pop a lead on a worm Well, you could try. Yeah, good luck You can put a worm on a small trolley. Okay, I just stress we've got two other things you've got a guest And there was a question of who... Bill, is the animal fanged? Is that Bill? Can I just say fangs for that question? Oh, is the animal fanged?
Starting point is 00:15:37 No, not a fanged animal, BT. Okay, is the animal native to this country? Good question. Yeah, good, that's good. That's a good answer. We get all the good. It's got herring slurver proof. LAUGHTER
Starting point is 00:15:53 Blue, blue, yeah. Blue, blue. She came back to us. All right. I'm having so much fun. I'm not sure how much anyone else has. Right, sorry. What was the question? Is it native to you? Yeah, it's definitely very prevalent in this country. Good question. Okay, Richard. Is the animal a panda?
Starting point is 00:16:18 The old prevalent panda? Yeah, it's a bit telltory. You can't move it for banders. You're all prevalent, prevalent banders. No, that. Clarke, you're fighting for glory. You did, yeah. It would have been amazing. Oh, can you one final bite of the Jerry?
Starting point is 00:16:36 Have you got a question there, Clarke? Does it walk on all fours? Yeah, it does. Yes. Yes, it does walk on it. So even established, it is an animal that walks on all fours and Pretty much nothing else so So write down
Starting point is 00:16:51 Write down your answers Thumbnail allows me to foxes have fangs I feel like hangs that just for vampires. Oh That's can't be true That's why I asked is it walk on the wall? Is it a vampire? Is it a fox? No.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Beauty. Is it a panda? No. So close though. Bridges, is it a dog? No. Is it a wolf? No.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Oh. Well, you'll be making that sound three more times. Ah! Izzy, can you reveal what the animal was in your chimney-based voice? Okay. Baby, be a chimney. Guys, that's round three, please. Do not pre-empt any of the rounds I've got planned. We're going to...
Starting point is 00:17:54 I'm going to ask you. If it didn't have any leg. No, you could ask if you followed me. Just that you have the answer, Richard. Yeah, go on. Does that happen? Let's all the more. That's how we fit it down the chimney.
Starting point is 00:18:04 I think it's, I've only ever seen a pit trouver dog. Yeah, gone. Does that happen? LAUGHTER Wait, to saw them off, that's how we fit it down the chimney. I think it's, I've only ever seen a picture of a dog. LAUGHTER So, here we go. We're going to go with the household object now, so... Really? No, no. Don't worry, but it's all going to get taken up the entire round. Ben, why don't you start us off with a question?
Starting point is 00:18:21 Would you find it in the kitchen? No. Richard, what's your question? Would you find it in a kitchen? No. Richard, what's your question? Would you find it in the bedroom? Maybe in your bedroom. Oh! Is it a dogkin? LAUGHTER
Starting point is 00:18:36 Beatsy. Rob. Beatsy, what's your question? OK. Is it something you hang pictures on that's really Sorry, what was your question, Paris would you be able to buy one of these from Argos for under 30 pounds? Yes. I'm setting up.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Yes. Good call. Great question, by the way. Clarke. Clarke, any questions from you? No, no, I reckon I've got it. LAUGHTER Oh, these. This is our best. This is our best. Yes, by the way. No, no, I reckon I've got it This is our best By the way, it turns out how much we're enjoying ourselves It's definitely number one 100%
Starting point is 00:19:33 Go on, Garkey Do you find it in the living room? No Not the living room, herring Kid someone transported into the living room Put him there. Yeah. Well, I think you could finally live in the room, so I don't know.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Oh! He's absolutely on that one, isn't he? He's a blind herring's logic to that. OK, Beaty, what's your question? Hmm, OK. Could you use it to wash? She's gone, she's gone, she's gone, she's gone. She's been sitting here specifically.
Starting point is 00:20:12 To wash clothes in. It's a good point. Could you wash your clothes in? No. Oh dear. Tom Perry. Would you ever consider giving this as a gift and would it be well received? Two questions? I'm going to allow it because no one else asked a proper question.
Starting point is 00:20:33 Great. If you gave it to the right person, it would be well received, but it wouldn't be something that you'd keep like in the gift drawer. I'm afraid we have to push you for your answers because it's the end of the show, Sam. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER I'm also at the end of the year. LAUGHTER
Starting point is 00:20:54 CHEERING So we'll start with you, Ben. What do you think the household object is? Is it a broom? Is it a broom? It's not. Richard. Is it a 10? Is it a broom? It's not. Richard, is it a 10 pin bowling trophy? LAUGHTER
Starting point is 00:21:12 Hold on, I'm waiting for the answer. LAUGHTER It's not. Beauty. Is it... OK, so you can't hang a picture on it. But is it a picture? No, no. Is it a toilet brush?
Starting point is 00:21:29 That's a good answer, but no. Someone thought it was. Yeah, it's a great answer. Throw it open to the audience. Is anyone in the audience? I think they know what it is. We're making a lock on the door. We're making a lock on the door.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Throw it right, hold it. No, go on. Is he put it out of our misery? It's... So, so, so, so, so. So, so. It's a soul. So you could hang a picture up with it.
Starting point is 00:21:56 I mean, if you're not raining. Don't be a sore loser. Is it sore or a hoax holder? I think out of the house. I think out of the house. I think that's a shared whole object. I guess that's because we haven't got a shed. We've got one more, we've got one more, we're going to whip through it this time. We're really super fast. Bete, you can start questions. We're guessing at the comedian this time. Bete, first question.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Is it someone who wears a suit? Mmm. Okay. Richard. Sorry. Sorry. That's that's key. I was so sorry. I'm sorry. Get the round open. I was like, let's just cut his ear out of his mouth. You can record the answers later. Is it somebody wears a suit? No. No, okay. Richard, are they alive or dead? Alive. They're alive but suitless. Ben, is it a man? It is. It's a man. It's a comedian. Oh, I'm very, very disappointed that I didn't say that first. So, Tom, question, would you hang out with us? Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Oh. Beaty, next question. Do they do material about like ex-girlfriends? No. OK. So that interesting. Again, it's specific. I like it. Richard, are they over 37 years old?
Starting point is 00:23:26 Yes. They're over 37. Ben, do you know them? Not really, no. Final question, Tom. Ah, you. Nice time. You have a nice time. Here's the question.
Starting point is 00:23:44 A dangerous question to ask you in this house. A dangerous question to ask. But is he, I'm going to have to push you for an answer. Is he, are you indeed for a nice time? And you've got all my memory of this period of my life will be good. Yes. What you're in love, you've got a child, you've got a wonderful, yeah, yeah, but, but, specifically right now, yes. I feel like we're all friends and, you know,
Starting point is 00:24:13 it's just been the hardest question to answer. But I think, yeah, I feel like I let everyone down with Saul. No, no, you did. You should. You really... Tom Kee, as we've let everyone down. I was going to have Robin and dishwasher soles. Perfect. That would be great.
Starting point is 00:24:34 We'd have been straight up to be one of the kitchen guests at the Urban Air Grates. I think I'll be the quiet patient audience. We're going to start from the top again. So the rules are very simple. Is it a stuck down with Lillian. So, let's have a little clue. I know who it is.
Starting point is 00:24:50 I tell you what, if Richard gets it, then we'll be the only person but with a point. It's Julian Clary. Oh, it's not. So then we'll have the clue, but I'm afraid Richard has locked out of the game now. So, well, he's locked. He's worked.
Starting point is 00:25:03 I don't want to clue either. I don't want to clue either. Tom doesn't want to clue either. Go for your guess then, mate. Is it Vic Reeves? Is it Vic Reeves? He always wears a suit. It's not Vic Reeves. Tom's locked out of the game. In a second I'm going to lock myself out of the game.
Starting point is 00:25:17 So he's been cracking away with this clue. Oh, it's like spiders coming out the sky. Okay, that's a good clue. What do you think it is? We'll start with you. Beaty, which one are you going to go for? No fielding. Is it no fielding?
Starting point is 00:25:32 I haven't for no fielding as well. Wouldn't for no fielding? It is no fielding. It's not fielding! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Let's hear sit, everybody. Is he sitting? CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Well, well done, well done.
Starting point is 00:25:44 At the end of that, it's a point eight. Can you believe it? Oh, well done, well done at the end of the pass. It's a point-eat, you can't believe it. You're not going to go in there. Unbelievable. Don't look at your watch, mate. Look at your watch. If you were looking for a book, if you haven't watched this podcast before, it's first to 100. So no one's in first place, so the odds are not too many stacked against anyone.
Starting point is 00:26:05 It's still everything to play for as we head into round two. It's flat game. Yeah! Let's play together, games! Let's play forever, call the dice, spin that thing, put that down. Who is your choice? Games! If you lose, you get nothing!
Starting point is 00:26:24 Games! If you win, you get nothing. Games, if you win, you get gold. Gold, gold, gold. Listen, Gold, gold. Gold, gold. Gold, gold. That is podcasting in motion. That is slowly slowing down to a second. But yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:37 It's Mission Up, God in Guide. Well, you stick right on your top 50 podcast and see your cuts. That is the email we sent to them a week ago. We're really regretting that. Well, he's ticked nine, you're top 50 podcasts, you cunts. LAUGHTER That is the email we sent to them a week ago. We're really regretting that. This week we're playing the version of Tiktok Toe, which we're calling Dictate Toe. Almost works.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Each team is going to take the roles of someone writing and their secretary. The letter writer is dictating a letter to their secretary, but unfortunately only the secretary knows what the letter is about. So without annoying the dictator by telling them outright, the secretary has to give clues throughout the dictation to help them write their letter. So we're going to start with Tom and BT. BT, you're dictating Tom, naturally you're the ever humble and helpful secretary. So for Tom, I'll audience at home and our Felix audience, this is the letter that BT is writing
Starting point is 00:27:25 BT is writing to tell her neighbors to keep the noise down Off you go Sir are you sure you want to be that formal? Hello mate It's been friendly Hello, my name is BT. Okay. I'm writing to inform you that I've got five million euros. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I've got the BTB. I've got your name, but maybe not don't mention your wealth. Right. But it's
Starting point is 00:28:01 from a relative that died So yeah, I've heard the bad news. Oh, you've heard something. I'll put you heard I've heard That you're Having a bad time. Oh, you've heard that. There are. There are. Thing. I heard there are things in the foot. Yeah. You heard that. Do you want to see what the world is really like?
Starting point is 00:28:33 Yes. Four things is deliciously funny and spectacularly entertaining. A woman plotting her course to freedom at a lot for it. It's nonstop bonkers brilliance. I love that. Four things. It's like theaters, December 15.iance. I love that. Poor things. It's like theaters, December 15th. You're doing a lot of shopping this holiday season, but are you saving a lot?
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Starting point is 00:29:16 What else have you heard? Let's go for what else you've heard. Oh, I've heard the gossip. Yeah, you've heard that gossip. You've heard that. What's the fee? What else have you heard? The fee.
Starting point is 00:29:24 What else have you heard? Oh, you've heard the gossip, you've heard the fee What's the fee? Oh I've heard you banging around upstairs Yes Having sex Fucking yeah fucking I've been sex and fucking No, I was dumb and I was having sex
Starting point is 00:29:40 Dogs are loud The dogs are loud, at least favourite band You almost cover band ever. They're making so much bloody noise all day. Bloody, rocketing around them, sir. Absolutely right. From Beaty, PS. PS. I've got five million euros.
Starting point is 00:30:02 I'm going to give you a point for every million euro you have. Five points to Beatian Tom there! Five points to Beatian Tom. So now it's a turn. Now it is. Oh my god. Now it's time for the laugh, Derwin applause to end. Ben, you're the dictator, Richard is the secretary. For Richard at Vrefford Else, here is the letter that Ben is writing.
Starting point is 00:30:24 Ben is writing to apologise for killing his neighbours cat. Oh, oh. Off you go. Dear, sir, or madam? Well, again, maybe a bit formal. Hello, everyone. Maybe more specific. Hello, you.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Yes. I'm a married. I haven't been made since light the wrong tone. I am delighted. I'm not, I think you should have done that. I am horrified. Yeah, horrified. Yeah, I am horrified to find out that you.
Starting point is 00:31:03 I'm horrified to find out that you... I'm horrified to find out that I... Have... ...done a bad thing. I've been a bad boy. Yeah. I look like as compensation to give you five million views. That made me too much.
Starting point is 00:31:34 I'm sorry. Yeah, so that's probably just start with that. I'm sorry for what I've done. Yeah, you did do it. Did specifically. done. Yeah, you did do it. Did. Specifically. Taking killing. Killing killing. Oh my God. This one is based on this is based on your life this one. We're trying to get a confession. I'm a string of murders that'll happen.
Starting point is 00:32:06 I'm sorry for killing. I mean, you know, what would you apologise in a letterful? I'm for killing your dog. Yeah, more of a pet. Yeah, it is a pet. Yeah. What's like a dog, but it's not a dog. It's a female dog.
Starting point is 00:32:19 A dog, a dog, a dog, a dog. I'm sorry for killing your cat. Yeah! Oh! Always get to cheer, that always gets to cheer. So, uh, as soon as that was so much fun, it says here in my script, why don't we play again? So, this I will flip the roles, here is what Tom's letter is all about.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Tom is writing to apply to be Prime Minister. LAUGHTER Secretary, take a note. OK. Dear Sir, slash madam. Hmm, not really a madam. It's not a madam thing. This, sir.
Starting point is 00:32:58 Yeah. Hey, mister. I'm writing to you, right? Yeah. And I... That's very much the game. I'm going to you, right? Yeah. And I... Nice to meet you. I've been writing to you. I've been writing to you. Because I have got to inform.
Starting point is 00:33:10 No. I have got to tell you. No. I am shocked. No. No. I have got a question for you. Oh.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Too much of it. Yes. Sir. Sir, can you tell me? How about that? Yeah. Yeah, you much of it. Yes sir! Can you tell me, how about that? Yeah, I mean, yeah, you go with that, yeah. Can you tell me something I need to know? No. No.
Starting point is 00:33:32 Tell me something I already know. Yes sir. Yes. This is more of a request. It's more of a desert. Can you help me? Yeah. I mean a spot of bother.
Starting point is 00:33:41 No. A good time. You're doing really well. Yes. You're worried about this, sir. Can you help me? Yeah. I'm in a spot of bother. No. I'm in a good time. Yeah. You're doing really well.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Yeah, this, sir. I'm in a great time. I'm in a two-good-a-time. Please, can you keep the bar open? Yeah. It's like, oh, you're doing so well in your life, you think, how can I take this up a notch? Yeah, this, sir're doing so well in your life, do you think, how can I take this up a notch? Yeah, dear sir, tell me something.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Yeah. Have I got that OBE? No, no. Also, dear sir, literally, it's a back time that I joined you as an official sir, or even a night of the bloody round. Big, bigger. Bigger. Bigger. or even a night of the bloody round. Big, bigger.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Can I please have my crown? Because I am the king of the world. I mean, it's not. Have I been appointed Pope? No, it's a paper book. Here sir, can I please be Prime Minister? Yeah! You're succeeding Thomas.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Excellent, excellent stuff you were, of course, right that you write every day of your life to become Prime Minister. Finally, Richard, you've got to dictate, Ben, you're the Secretary, here is the theme of Richard's letter. Richard is writing to Papis to congratulate them on having the best podcast. Richard's and Benedict's. This is a very ironic one.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Off you go. Off you go. Dear mum. No. No mates. No gate. Dear. No, I'm sorry, darling. Oh thank you. It's not really. Dear sir. Yes. Yeah. Papa plural. Sirs, dear sirs and madams. I would like to thank you. Yes, actually.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Finally! No, not wrong, actually. But having sex with me? Well, I would like to thank you for allowing me to come Well, it feels like you'll still That kind of work to your function Yeah, I disgraced myself Okay, to your function. Yeah. Yeah. I disgraced myself.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Yeah. Yeah. You're words to your words. And I would like to say sorry for drinking all the beer. Wow. That's quite a wrap. And I wrecked everything, knocked everything over. Don't worry about being sorry.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Okay. I'm delighted that I ruined the event. No, the wedding. It's more of that. It's more you're taken with the event that you're a part of. It was such fun. It was. It was. Crash the royal wedding.
Starting point is 00:37:02 No, that. Have sex with the... It's a man alive, you're waiting. No, that have sex with the bad alive you're upset. I'm just getting with us to vibe I'm getting off the audience. No one here wants to have sex. They want to imagine. Yeah. If somebody's about to marry a royal. No.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Think about it here and now. Just really put yourself in the seat. Thanks for having me at the flat chair, slam down wherever this is called. You're welcome. Congratulations, come on, congratulations. Congratulations on having the best podcast. Thank you very much. That does really nice.
Starting point is 00:37:46 And all having sex, wasn't it? We can keep that sense of duty just for that. So Ben quite rightly pointed out that I didn't give any points after I give him a B.C. Five points. So Richard Ben for the cat thing, seven? Yeah. B.C. and Tom for the PM thing. Eight. Yeah. And Richard Ben for the congratulations.
Starting point is 00:38:09 It's got to be ten, five minutes. It's got to be ten, it's going to be ten points. APPLAUSE So producer Ben. It's got to be. So producer Ben, one of the scores at the end of that round. Well, Tom and Beaty are 14, but Ben and Richard have 18. Oh! Fuck you. have 18. Oh!
Starting point is 00:38:25 Fuck you. But eating. Yeah. No, fuck off. I came here to win. Yeah. It's important. All right, please, that language will not be accepted
Starting point is 00:38:34 in the court of beef programs. All right, that's what we're going into. We're about to play Beef Brothers. Well, if you've got a problem, I'll call it a problem. If you've got a problem, call it a beef. If you've got a beef, I'll call it a problem, if you've got a problem, call it a bee. If you've got a bee, then we can help you to a bee from the sunny, egg and bee. Yes, it's bee brothers,
Starting point is 00:38:51 where each week we ask our panelists to sort out a flat-share-based beef, and this one comes from NeraDith, who is in the audience. Where are you, Meredith? There you are. Hello. Meredith writes, My housemate stores her jug in my section of the fridge. What kind of jug?
Starting point is 00:39:07 Hang on a sec, there will be a cross examination. What, like one of their boobs? That's not... Please, please. I'll keep it. Icacole. One that's hot, one that's cold, and nice and smooth. No! Now, I don't know what's in the jug, but it's always full and purple.
Starting point is 00:39:24 I wouldn't mind, but it's always full and purple. I wouldn't mind, but she's designated our sections. If she wanted these big enough for her jug, she could have had it. Also her middle name is Fanny. So, Meredith, there's a lot to play with there. There's a lot to play with. Ben and Richard, you're Meredith's side. So you're on the side of Meredith.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Tom and Beaty, you are on the side of the jug. The jug lady. The jug lady, she should probably be known. So there's just time for a cross examination and we've got a couple of questions. Already Beaty, you want to know what kind of jug it was? Yeah. Glass jug. Okay. This cast is a joke. But you don't know what's in it. Well, it's purple. That's all I know.
Starting point is 00:40:00 That's all you know. Can I ask you to juice? Chill. Literally. Chill, no wait. That's all you know. Can I ask you to do it? It could just be juice. Chill. Literally. Chill and juice. Is it thick? Is it viscous? Do you ever give the jug a little shake?
Starting point is 00:40:11 No, never shake the jug. You never put your finger in the jug. Have you ever bothered to shake the jug? Yeah, it takes a jug. The ones. That is conjecture. And by the way, no one's going with your jug. Richard, anybody ever thought about mentioning it to her?
Starting point is 00:40:29 Right, wait, we're on her side. Rob bringing up it here, where she might hear it's sort of passive aggressive, isn't it? I think it would be... It would be... It would be a petty thing to mention, though. Yeah, but I'm a podcasted, so... So you're still... So I petty, you mean like a small,
Starting point is 00:40:45 a teetix, a teetix, a teetix, a teetix... How big is the jug? It's a big jug. She's... Oh, I want to get this word. It's just big jugs. It's done right. It's playing off.
Starting point is 00:40:55 Beating is wearing this audience down, and I love it. Is it ornate? No. No, it's just a plain, glass jug. Plain glass jug. Here's jug, is it? Great question. Who's jug? plain glass jug. Plain glass jug. This jug is it. Great question. Who's jug?
Starting point is 00:41:07 This jug is it. Where's this jug come from? It's my housemates jug. Valley. That's not her name, that's her name. What's her first and last name? No, you don't have to answer that. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:41:18 What's your middle name, Meredith? I have two middle names. Whoa! Let's hear the names. Middle names. Let's hear the names. Let's hear the names. Let's hear the names. Let's hear the names. Let's hear the names. Let's hear the names.
Starting point is 00:41:32 I realise that by chance of this, we can't hear what she's saying. We just have to get to the names. Let's hear the names. Eleanor Jane. Everybody likes it. Everyone approves of the names. Do you have more of the fridge than she does? No, she her two shelves?
Starting point is 00:42:08 No, but she designated me that shelf and she knew about the... Answer the question! Yes or no! Does the jug fit on the shelf? Is it very simple question? Yes or no! Yes or no, Meredith! Yes or no! Meredith, you've had an energy! No. No, Yes or no, Meridin, the energy! No. No, it does not.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Meridin. Do you have any other smaller jugs in the house? Yes or no? No, but what is she, and you put in a jug? Oh, it's the purple stuff. So, hopefully, that is enough information. That was hostile. I don't think it is.
Starting point is 00:42:43 It was really, really impressive for you. Oh, God, yeah. Yeah, we're all very aroused. And so, without further ado, I call up on Richard Herring to begin the case for the prosecution. You have exactly one minute. Your time begins now. It is ridiculous that this fanny woman has got her jugs all over the shelf.
Starting point is 00:43:02 Really disrespectful ways to talk about women. LAUGHTER Sustain, sustain. Sustain. This lovely lady has got her jugs all over the shelf. I said before. You'll get your turn. We'll fix your turn. And why not just have two small jugs
Starting point is 00:43:21 and put whatever this purple stuff is? And there she eats, and the purple stuff is just sitting in the fridge. Put that on her shelf, she's got two designated shelves, it's ridiculous for her to come in. There's one shelf just because it's a bit higher. That doesn't mean you can come and put, oh I've got to put my high things up and actually. You get down and find something that will fit on your shelves and put them on your shelves. We've got a system here, and if that system breaks down, then what kind of hell will go people are putting knives upside down in the dishwasher? Someone will get stabbed.
Starting point is 00:43:53 What type of knives are they? They'll be sabattia. Wow, that's your time, I'm afraid that is your time, man. Excellent word for Richard Herring. Let's not forget his closing argument. They'll be sab bad to you. Now to hope with an event, we call upon our BT Edmundson, and a lot to say. So you've got exactly one minute to say even more, starting now. OK, have you ever thought about feeling her jugs,
Starting point is 00:44:17 just to chat? If there's nothing in there that could be like some of your seconds left. So I mean medical. Something medical. What if it's medicine? What if it's medicine for her drugs? And she's keeping it in a jug as a metaphor. Putting that on yourself. So you notice, so you just take some interest in her life.
Starting point is 00:44:41 Think about that from... I'm not a 30 seconds gap. And hey, hey, do you know what? If you had a problem with it, you would ask her about it. And touch her jokes. I don't know. I've got out of things. Are there nipples on the jokes?
Starting point is 00:45:01 So you can drink from the joke out for a nipple. I don't know. Maybe there are. You have an arse though, because you don't ask her about them. And that is your time, eh? Nailed it. Case closed. I'm so glad for someone who thinks about boobs more than I do. Now, Meredith, how do you think it's going so far?
Starting point is 00:45:27 Well, after Richard said his piece, I thought not too well, but now I think it's okay. Yeah, it's fine, isn't it? It's fine. Well, I'm going to punch him in the jugs. Oh, whoa, whoa! He keeps it! Ben, you're going to conclude the case for the prosecution. Absolutely. Your time begins. Now, well, Meredith, you're clearly in a lot of pain.
Starting point is 00:45:55 We've all lost this year, this year of all years. It's been a terrible year. You lost a shelf. But before I lost a lot, we all feel your pain, your purple pain, purple pain. Wow. Wow. Wow. And where are you going to keep your raspberry? Bray! A wonderful tribute to the... A wonderful tribute to the Prince of Paisy Park.
Starting point is 00:46:43 A lot of people thinking, a minute silence might have been more appropriate. Yes. It was a wonderful tribute. Now Tom, you're going to conclude the defense's case. Yes. Are you going to do it as yourself? Because actually it was very powerful when you were being yourself. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:46:56 Thank you. I enjoyed being myself earlier on. Yes. No. I'm going to do it in the style of my deep-south defense lawyer. Oh, yes. John Grisham-Novel. I was going to take that And Mr. Fan Shaw Standard. Fan Shaw Standard presiding and providing
Starting point is 00:47:10 your over a minute begins. Begins now, just check in the room. A new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you heard a lot of big names been described here today that their prosecution over there trying to confuse you with all their new, fund-angled terminology. I don't even know what terminology means. Neither do you. We're simple, town folk here two names Fansho stand real simple life
Starting point is 00:47:53 We ain't like them there city folks come up here with their three or four names Merida's Eleanor, Jay, Susan, Jennifer, Aniston. I don't know about you. Good Lord, give me them their two names. I know the same about you, Dei Henry's Stephen. and his Stephen and Doris take two names we simple folk two names tell you The hell's it, bud? Satan! Jack Frost! The haunted dog! He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he- two shelves, one fridge. The defence rest. Oh, the handshields, Dan Dunn. And actually, it's sort of been the elephant in the room, but we do have...
Starting point is 00:49:17 We've got two big celebrities in the room. We've got Henry Steven and Doris Day here tonight. It's a very exciting death. It's an absolute honor honor and thank you so much for coming along. Obviously I can't make the decision by myself. Believe you, me, I have tried. God knows I've tried. But I can't. Just can't. Can't do it. Now that all that goes to our life, Phoenix's audience.
Starting point is 00:49:43 So if you think Ben and Richard and therefore Meredith is in the right, applaud now! But if you think BT and Fanichor want the day applaud now! I can't help but think your treatment of the witness is actually our support. I feel like I'm going to give it to Ben and Richard Meredith in congratulations. I hope you're happy with that Meredith, I hope you're all right with that. So no chimney is complete without a fire and no quizzes complete without a quick fire round. So let's hear our quick fire round jingle.
Starting point is 00:50:25 This is the quick fire round. It's the round that goes really quickly But a lot of people have been saying it should have a quick introduction Should have a quick introduction In the end, we'll have a way to live So this time round, we thought we would give something A bit of a try, we thought we'd leave it down to chance So I'm going to roll this dice And if it lands on an even number
Starting point is 00:51:31 Then we'll get straight on with it Here we go If it's an even number we're getting on with it Oh that's bad news. I have just rolled a three, which means we're going to keep on going. Okay, next round. I'm going to roll the dice again.
Starting point is 00:52:04 If it's more than three then we'll crack our width But if it's a one two or three Then we'll just keep on going Here we go, clarky eyes down for this one It's a three, so we're going to keep on going. Oh, our hands are in the fates of the gods. I'm gonna roll it again, and this time if it's a one or a two or a three We'll get on with a quick fire round It's a two
Starting point is 00:52:57 So here it is The quick fire Round the quick fire round all six Amazing work! Now of course in this pick by round all the questions will be chimney or sweeping based so instead of buzzers if you think you have the right answer shout out your first ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo If it's heads we carry on. Eli's all the odds so far have been 50-50. I know mathematician. If it's a tails, then me and Clarky take our tops off and we get on with the quickfire round.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Are you ready? Yep. And we don't get our tops off now. We get them off in the recording. Oh, that's a real shame. Okay, so here it goes. It's a tale of tops off boys. It's time to get on with...
Starting point is 00:54:19 ...a great party. ...a great party. Top's off! Top's off! Oh my gosh. I got them at that? Yeah, I can tell. Hey, what about topsoft? Hey, Beaty. Look at the jugs on the head. So, as I said, all the questions will be chimney or sweeping base. Instead of buzzers, if you think you have the right answer, shout out your first name. Tom and Beaty, let's hear that now. Tom, end of the game.
Starting point is 00:54:37 Wait, what? That'll do. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. If you think you have the right answer shout out your first name, Tom and Beaty, let's hear that now. Tom, Ellen and Jane.
Starting point is 00:54:46 Wait, what? That'll do. Ben and Richard, your first name is, please. Ben, Richard. Excellent work. Off we go. What disease do kennels get if they go up or down a chimney? Wait, what?
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Starting point is 00:55:35 Which Northern Irish band can you find a pyjmy? Tom. Tom. Oh, no patrol. LAUGHTER Absolutely correct. They are always a pyjmy, yes. And the other time, they are always up for chimney. Yes, and the other side is looking forward to ash.
Starting point is 00:55:48 What did Hamlet say about cleaning a chimney? To sweep or not to sweep? You're almost there, and that's poor ventilation. I'm going to give you a point for that. It was to sweep, but chance to dream, of course. What song did Lillard Sk get it right about cleaning a chimney? I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a sweet, I'm a It's got the arse where I've got, but I'm going to give you a point. It was about rolling in the sweep. That's the end of the quick far round, which means we have a winner.
Starting point is 00:56:32 So, producer Ben, let's hear those final scores. They are amazingly close. This is what I like. Go on. Ben original 20. Tom and BGF 20 and a half. Oh! So... Yes! The Ill in a half! Oh! So...
Starting point is 00:56:46 Yes! It will be your full man! So Tom and BT are over winners, whereas... I love it. Better Richard have to put on some overalls. Thanks to our guest BT Edmonds and Richard Herring, we've been Pappies, see you next time on Flashers Flamdown! Pappies Flashers, slam down Richard Matthew Cervini,
Starting point is 00:57:04 10 o'clock in top barrier with special guest, we do marry the big difference It was fun, my family's a beautiful wedlocker, three times for everybody who came down to see the recording, so they could be so lucky to see what's got to be put up George Parker, British comedy guy, to Nat Tasha, Capri, and Imogen Seppermel, we're out, happy is flash air, stand out as a first production for the British comedy guy, and the Internet, cheers everyone! Bye! Hi! Hi! Thank you so much! Oh my God! Hi! Hi! It's non-stop bonkers brilliance. I love that. Poor things. It's like theaters, December 15th.

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