Pappy's Flatshare - Slamdown Revisited w/ Rose Matafeo and John Robins S11E40

Episode Date: October 4, 2021

Back once again with some old behaviour, here's a classic from the Laugh Out London comedy fest with John Robins and Rose Matafeo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings, Lister Dear, I'm Tom, I'm Ben, and together we are two thirds of Pappy's! Let's face it, we're half. I think that's probably about right. Well, look, today, Crosby's off adding to his family, so we are going to steer you back down memory lane for what will probably be our final look into the memory of time. Happy with that? Oh, I'm ecstatic. Realized halfway through the sentence, I didn't have the brain power to land that sentence and also be checking Twitter, which I was doing for some reason.

Some reason. No idea. Honestly, that was one of your them off. Anyway, as you know, for the last few months, we have been glancing backwards to some classic episodes, enjoying revisiting them. That's been fun. I must admit, when we first suggested the idea, I wasn't hugely keen, but it has turned into a very lovely exercise. Hmm, absolutely.

Part of what I've really enjoyed is listening to some of the guests kind of record their memories about the episodes themselves. That's been a really lovely thing to do. Absolutely, apart from Lysit, yeah, absolutely. Of course, of course, of course, of course, but I like it. And today is absolutely no exception. So, Clarkie, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course? Yeah, was this London pod festival? It was at the London pod festival, yes. Yes, Clarke's got it.

So we recorded it a room above a pub. I remember it feeling nice and raucous. Another boozy affair, as it often is when Robbins is on board. Matafayo, a fantastic guest and obviously since then she's gone on to, well, what feels like the first steps to international start and really? I wouldn't be surprised if that's for its head and... She's, you know, she's one edim breath. I don't think she'd one edimbroth when we recorded this. And then recorded the hugely successful Starstruck for the BBC.

And yeah, I think this is the start of a hell of a trajectory. Did we put her on that trajectory with this episode? It's not for us to say. But you know, you guys be the judge, isn't it? It's not for us to say, but it does feel like certainly something changed with Rosie's career once she'd performed off that slam. So, she hasn't recorded a message for us, she's 2bzb in getting to the national superstar, but John Robbins has.

So let's have a listen to what John has to remember about this recording. It's hashtag slam memories with John Robbins and it's a delight to cast my mind back down the long vista of years through the matins and vespas to a time when I was appearing on Papi's flat share slam down with Rose Mattefet O. And whenever I think back to slam down appearances, I have to say the brain fogs a little with, I'll admit it, some memories of Pint's strewn hither and zither. But a biting sense memory is one of joy and laughter.

I do remember on this particular episode trying to tell what would have been one of the most boring anecdotes of my entire life about how I save time in the mornings. But this was made impossible by Tom and Ben and Matthew consistently meeting my attempt to begin the story with the words when I wake up and they would sing before I put on my makeup. And you can hear in the recording, I'm just laughing my head off and every time they do it, I laugh even more. And as a comedian, I'm very used to,

this is not a brag, it's just how comedians brains work, but I'm used to sort of seeing the gap. Or, you know, if a joke takes me by surprise, I at least go, oh yeah, I'll see what you're doing, though. But every time I have shared a stage with Pappies, I am left absolutely blindsided by how quick and funny and joyful it is and I am transformed from a panellist to a fan and I have met many many many comedians and performed with many, many, many comedians in my career, some of the best in the world, some real heroes, but I don't think any comedian

would come off stage from a gig with puppies or a flat slam with puppies and feel anything other than in complete awe at how how funny they are and how fun they are. So fond memes, hashtag fond memes, hashtag pints, hashtag quickfire round. I was trying to remind myself of the episode I got to the song before the quick fire round. I just skipped forward two minutes and it was still happening and then I skipped forward two minutes and it was still happening. Oh, I love, I love just thinking about it. I'd love to come back soon guys, what a treat it was and it's been been too long since we were all all together holding hands sharing stories kissing tenderly. I hope you enjoy this classic flat slam and do take care everyone bye bye wow wow a John I'll say this now if if the three of us go in the same incident,

like if a drink gets spilled at a record, and the three of us get electrocuted through the microphones or something, we go, we die as one. As we've off-discussed, you know, the old man. LAUGHTER See, anyone who did it, man. But if we go as one, and we're having the same funeral, then play that at the funeral.

That's what I'm gonna say. Yeah, lovely. And then start to ask questions as to why caution didn't go in the same incident? And who did spill that drink during that recording? And why were we all wired up to our microphones? So and how come our

wheels have all been changed? So the caution receives all of our iPod so it's gonna stay there. Yeah, yeah. She's in it for the iPod. I mean you know me alone I've got at least 45. She's so sorry. She's absolutely quidding. A brim full of iPods, I believe that's known as. So, gorgeous reference, I think you'll find. So, we should listen to the episode, really. Yeah, do you remember what the theme was? Oh, no.

Well, I believe leave the divide. So there is only one way to find out, and that is by listening to the episode. So enjoy this Jorntown memory lane, and we'll see you on the other side for plugs and shit. So, Ben, what is it, Matthew? What is it, you bastard? Oh, no. It's a little fun. I'm going to get a bad move.

I'll tell you what, cheer us up. If we all have a lovely dinner together, but none of you do, one of you do, hang on a sec. One of you, the dinner we've already agreed on, the dinner is happening. One of you two has to lay the table. I'm a millennial Matthew. Are you tough moneys?

I didn't hear any of those words, but I see you're still, Graham, Dad. Well, you weren't doing grime there, were you, Tom? Yeah, I'm a millennial. I'll have but I see your firm, Graham Dad. Well, you weren't doing Graham there, were you talking? Yeah, I'm a millennial of storms in our vote for Corbyne. Well, I tell you what, there's only one way to settle this. We're going to have to have a... Francis! No, no! We're gonna have to have a... Flash! Yes, I know!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh! Oh! And welcome to a very special Flash, flash-ass slam down coming to you live from the Laugh Out London Festival 2017.

This is the panel show that says, While you do when you get lonely and no one's waiting by your side This is the panel show that says, While you do when you get lonely, and no one's waiting by your side, you've been running and hiding much too long, you know it's just your foolish pride, later. Table won't you please, later.

Table darling please, later. Table, because it's nearly half past nine I'm the host of that lawn, Matthew Crossby Oh! Oh! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

Slow hand clap, man I'll slow gov'n sell Slow hand clap, man He's awesome I'm the host of that lawn, Matthew Crossby Well, they're under my roof They'll be following my rules Let's beat the tenants, Tom Perry and Benedict Clarke

What? Come on! Into the room! Into the room, Tom Perry and Benedict Claw. Hello. Welcome to the room. Into the room. Into the room, we come. Into the room. Please stop coming in this room. Tom, why are you scarce able to lay this tape? Gosh, I'll tell you why I'm not going to lay the table. There's a terrible anecdote. Oh, no.

Yeah, back in the day, I was a waiter. Is it a terrible incident or is the anecdote itself terrible? Or, tootha. It's a terrible incident of the the anecdote itself terrible? Or, tootha? It's a terrible incident of the Tom in the nighttay. Oh no. I was a waiter and in a popular restaurant, two celebrities came in, yeah. Mr David from Curb your enthusiasm. Oh yeah.

And also the fictional character from Lord of the Rings. No, Lord of the Rings gave a problem. Yeah. I mean, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say and with a knife, I pierced Mr David, landed into Miss Stark, sprained her ankle. I'd cut Larry and Croc-A-R-E-A. I'd cut Larry, I'd cut Larry and Croc-A-R-E-A. Croc-A-R-E-A. Croc-y. Croclery. Croclery. Croclery. Croclery and Croclery. Tom, I'd cut Larry. Right. Just get your head out of your hands. We're on the same team.

I'd cut Larry. Croclery and Croclery. Croclery. Is it the two of you? I mean, that's him. Is an appointment to mean two different things? As opposed to no things. Ben, why would you lay just about anything except this table? Well, I think it's with that. That's your joke. Obviously, that's all right, Mark, don't you worry, that's still better than what Barry did.

You doing nothing was better than what Barry did, so... What an absolute shame, yeah, last time I laid the table, it never called me back, as well. Oh, that's nice. Which is a true story. Unfortunately, yeah. Now, obviously, a true story. Unfortunately, yeah. Now, obviously, a fuck to table. You can't lay the table on your own.

Who, if you brought along with you to help Tom, who have you got this week? Well, the Jamboree was in trouble. Oh, yeah. The NME were refusing to cover it. What? Yeah. The NME wouldn't put it in their free paper.

They said we weren't relevant enough with the millennials so I had to go out and find the sassiest person I know to bring a bit of cool back to the jamboree it's only my wonderful friend so I asked Rose Matapé on! So you're a flat mate or you're a good flat mate's a feel, that's a feel, that's a feel. So, you're a flat mate, you're a good flat mate, you're a bad flat mate. I think I'm a very, very good flat mate. I'm been known to fix a plate. I didn't wait. I fixed a plate. By fix a plate, is this like a New Zealand detain for putting loads of stuff on a plate and giving them a plate?

Yeah, well he got to a plate. He got in very, very late, like what he usually does. And I got out of bed, heard him come in, went and fixed my plate from the food in the fridge. I think what I mean first thought that you were just working late shift at a Greek restaurant. Super going everything back together, fixing a plate. Fix a plate for a flatmate and but all I do think we've got this weird passive aggressive thing going on. We're um you know the cutlery drawer. Is there an agreed order in what order that should go?

Because in my mind, I get a right answer. This is good stuff. I'm sick of this the other day. Okay, so. Not got a lot on his car, I can't get the moment. So I'm thinking, we're talking, we're talking, we're talking, we're talking, we're talking left, nice. Middle, fork, spoon, right. Yes. Nice, fork, spoon. Absolutely wrong. Spoon right yes I thought Spoon absolutely wrong I'll show you my working out I've got I've got knife forks boon spork spife So I've got slightly larger drawer. I'm doing. I'm doing all right. I'm trying to say I'm doing right

So what's what's your workings? It is, of course, fork knife spoon. What? Because the people... You are a lady. The table. The people. You take out the fork and knife

and then you can put them... You've blown my mind, Clarke. But the people already love it. So you are very much the Jeremy Corbyne. He's the people. A lot of people shout it, but just not that generally popular. So Ben, who have you brought along with you this way?

I brought along my waiter. It's John Robin! John Robin, is it? What a theme. John Mate, you're a good flat mate aren't you? We've lived together in Sweden. We've had a lot of fun living together in Edinburgh. Lot of rosé, lot of crying.

It's been, we've had some nice times. Because the thing is, I would drink bottles of beer and eat with drink bottles of rosé at the same pace. And then I'd wonder why one of us was crying. But I'd be like, cheer up, mate. I'm so proud of it. I'd have a beer, you lose that. Oh, Peronia's so weak.

What kind of a flat-mine are you though? Well, it's on the at-home listener. The minute I am my own flatmate, and I am both the best and worst flatmate I know. So, what was your best side, then, or going to your worst side? My best side, because I'm very good at time management within my house. So for example, I need to be in the living room in two minutes.

Start the timer. Oh, bloody hell, with time just back. I think when you live alone you get a great deal of pleasure out of small sort of efficiency savings That's not what I get pleasure off when I'm living alone If anything it's a massive expense of energy So I want to wake up. Yes, and I need before I put on Give me a bite, I see a little prayer for you. Salish! Now, I'm this. Well, you are at some point actually going to play some games, because you believe. Why, Bob, I bother having a lovely time up here.

So, when I wake up, I need to think. Bip or apple. I see a little prayer for you I see a little prayer for you I see a little prayer for you I see a little prayer for you I see a little prayer for you I see a little prayer for you I see a little prayer for you So from the moment I wake up

Before I put it on, I'll say a little prayer for you Okay, yes, please do tell me Wow, I'm full of this When I wake up in the morning, I go, I go, something like her that's my eyes. Ding, ding, ding. Something without water, no. Is heavy on my eyes.

Yeah, that was a good excuse. It's not a show, it's a good idea show. No, we've got to do the... we've got to see who can hold the note the longest. Okay. And then all it's going to be... can hold the note the longest. Okay. And then it's gonna be... Stand up and think of it. I love you, Dave! I'm going to be a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of Are we one? Two or three? No one would have expected you had that lumpy-bassy. You're cosy vaping. Turns out it's good for you.

It's really power. It's really what it is. The amictor I have. Yes, sorry, mate. To follow up from what I do when I make up is so, so tedious. So we've now contested, but let's find out who'll be on top table and who'll typically be laying it as we play round one. Oh! The table is set baby, let's talk about club food, let's talk about tablecloths and masterpasta and park food.

The table is set, the table is set, the table is set, the table is set The table is set, it's on, time to find the dinner got it If you really love me, you'll put that condom in Is that Nat Kimmel or fold, let's be bold We don't want the food getting cold Manly knives will cause you strife and the fox Which one should you use for pork? The green can hold You better remember, and don't't forget the salt and tempeh.

Set, baby. Let's talk about the cut, glory. Let's talk about tablecloth, sand, mustard, par sain, rock, glory. The table is set. The table is set. The table is set. The table is set.

Ah! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE The table is set. APPLAUSE Lovely stuff. Is that Tuesday? That was our Tuesday. Round one, this time, is going to be called Place Mats. And by the way, John asked to not be just told any of the games were, so he could enjoy the fun of it. In this game, I'm going to give each team a number of famous places and a number of famous people named Matt or Liverpool.

Very pure, very pure, very clean lines. Each player must impersonate those famous Matt's in famous locations while their team mate guesses. Now once the team mate has correctly guessed they swap roles. So the object is to get to as many correct answers as possible in one minute. So Ben, those are yours and John, those are yours. So you have a minute on the clock. Ben, you're going to start please and your minute begins. Now, I'm the big one from a little Britain and I'm David Williams. And you can see.

You can see me from space. The great mat of China. The great wall of China. Yeah. I thought that was a mat of China. The great mat of China. Oh, I used to present you, Bet, and I'm actually very talented actor who was mistreated by the media, specifically Frank Skinner in an interview when I had vengeance on him.

Right. A little bit more, please. I mean, I've got it. I'm doing it. I'm very tall, and I played the teacher in a production of comedians at the... Right, so specific. ...Roberto has reached... She has smithened it and I played the part of the teacher and John Robbins went to see me.

And I've just met Gandalf in the place I am. You bet. Uh, start up again. Surely not stars in their eyes. Surely you don't go to stars with the rice. Oh my God. When I was young, my mum didn't have a video recorder, so the only videos I watched were at her friends' house on a Sunday morning when they had coffee.

One of them was Lai Ami. One of them was a copy of Return of the Pink Panther, which before it had 10 minutes of an episode of You Bet. I've seen the last 10 minutes of an episode of You Bet with Matthew Kelly about a hundred times, so that's why that's why I should have gone stars in there. Stars in the world, definitely stars. Or the comedians, the way you're in the rehearsals.

Was Matthew Kelly in Middle-Earth? Right, definitely so. All the comedians playing the rappers. Well, the comedians playing the rappers. Was Matthew Kelly in middle earth? Right, I think. I think. Good. So, I believe you got two points there. That's not that strong, but let's see how Tom and Rose do. Oh, I'm a little bit. It's hard on it looks.

Okay, so Tom Rose, here are your maps and your places. Your minute begins. Now. I think I'm Matthew Bourne. I don't know. All I've done is I've woken up here with skills to kill people in an Indian temple by an Indian temple Jason Taj Mahal. Taj Mahal. Yes. Okay. Oh, I'm a fair and spuler and I would marry to Sarah. Just a good pocket. Matthew Brodring. Excellent. Oh, and I'm in a real hot place. Love the sand. There's a horror desert. Oh, it's how you do it.

A meadow. A meadow. A meadow. I'm back. Woo, woo, woo, woo. Maybe you're in, I mean, meadow. You've drawn a French one of these. You're drawing a, you're clearly drawing one of these. No, no, no, no, you can't think of it, you're drawing a...

Black match, man, look at that! Five seconds. In a Scottish place where they sell beer, I hope I don't get glassed. Glass go? Yeah. I'll give you a half put, it was a glass region pub. But well, congratulations to Tom and Rose there. Oh my god.

I thought it was a prank. I think you have to dock a half a point, say Matthew Bourne, because it was Jason Bourne there, because you used his name. What? Technically you gave away the name. You gave away the name. You gave away the name.

You gave away the name. You gave away the name. What? So he would have known it was a Matthew. I that it was a map. You gave away it was a map here. What, so he would have known it was a map here. I know it was a map. She would have known it was a map from you saying it. I'm afraid sorry, mate. Thank you, the audience have ruled it. Thank you, yes.

Thank you, this bloke over here. So, well, we've played that game, guys. Cool, great. We have the end game. That game will never get played again in the history of the world. No one will go. Try to want a game of placemats? On a car journey. I think it's good.

No, I like it. Did you not enjoy it? Yeah, I just can't imagine it will ever get played again. No, you know, it's giving a bit of... Thanks for having me. What about the flat share slum then board game? I'm not going to play in the lower one. I'm not going to play it on the...

Are you bringing out a flat share? Which you buy it? Start with Kickstarter. Give me a cheer if you buy the flat flat chef's slam-down board game. Yay! I mean, none of us cheered, and that's... That tells you everything you do. This is where you're like...

This is only half of the people who are here as well, like... Yeah, for listen, this is where we make our money. Who would download the app? Oh, no. Oh, no. Sorry, mate. Took the mic out of the stand for that. It's only since gold is in the hills.

No, not apparently not. So that was that game of fun fact. Producer Ben has actually visited all of those locations. My drop! Boom! Big slap! You've been slaughtered location! So, things like! So, sling!

I'm not in your pipe, but smoking. Worst version of 8 mile I've ever seen. Your mum are so fat you've been to all those locations. But you said Ben, tell us what that's done to the scores. So, Ben and John have two, Tom and Rose have five. So Tom and Rose won that round but all Ben and Robin soon be touching tablecloth. Let's find out. As we pay round two, it's flat game. Yeah! Let's meet again. Yeah Listen to that Jeremy Corbyne! That's what a chance say is like!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Beautiful! Would you download an app that just chants the word gold? So, yes, it's time for flat games.

And this week we are playing our version of rock paper scissors, which we're calling mock, paper, Jesus, we thought. I haven't thought enough about this title. I'm gonna give one player on each team a category. I'm gonna count to three, then they must each call out the best thing in that category. Oh, great. Yeah, do you like it?

That's a great idea. Thanks for having me. So this is like rock pepsis, but the gloves are off. The gloves are definitely off. The first category, gloves. Yeah, do you like it? I like it. Thanks for having me. So this is like rock pepsis, but the gloves are off. The gloves are definitely off. The first gas group? Gloves. Yeah, the next one. So their teammate will have to explain

while the teammate's answer was the best. So we're going to start with Tom V. John. Right. OK, so it's one, two, three, then you both call out your answer. Great. Oh, we don't know the subject. You don't know it yet. But I'm just about to tell you.

I'm so nervous. Are you excited? Yeah. OK, good. Here we go. No, we don't know the subject. You don't know it yet. But I'm just about to tell you. I'm so nervous. How are you, Robert? Are you excited? Yeah. Okay, good. Here we go. I will, and I will stick by you, Tom. Whatever you say. And then no Ben has to explain mine.

Yeah, but I mean, you can back him up as well. But basically Ben's going to do the lion show with the explaining. Okay, here we go. Lion. So. He's a category of shares. It's not. It's not.

Stocks and Lions. The singer. So, it's a good category. Not a bad category. Too late for it now. Hollywood stars. One, two, three. For you. Oh! My job. I'm unbelievable.

Guys, you all saw that. That is how we play. I've got a bonus one. We're not up to do it again, because you both come up with stone and you go again. You're going to go again on a new cataclysm. You go and share a stone. Come on guys, that was going to... I was going to Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Oh, yay! Okay, so for a bonus... I was going to Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Oh, yay! Okay, so for a bonus... Public transport. One, two, three. Train. Okay. So you've got for trains. Train. Bit of new one.

I've got for soup. Yeah. Okay, for underground versions. So, trick for my liking? The underground version is the same. Okay. So, train or tube? Rose. Pit pony against the race horse. Okay the same. Okay. So, train or tube rose?

It's like a pit pony against the race horse. Okay, top. Sorry. Was the Hogwarts Express a tube? It's a good question. Does anybody know? There's a lot of words of yours. I don't know from here. You can reserve a seat on a train and then pass it aggressively, sit next to them when someone's sitting in that seat.

You can't do that on the tube, right? There are old men who drink on the tube, especially on the overground, and it's very sad. But it's less sad when you're not facing each other. You can drink on the train. You can drink on the train, so it's a little less depressing because it's not against the rules. Okay. Final point to be made on the train, so it is a race horse versus a pit-pun. The thing is, he loves the ponies. The tubes under the ground. It's fucking magic.

Whoa! Do you know what else is underground? Orcs. Oh, I do see this. It's a PowerPoint. Have you got one frame of reference? Yes. The tube's cheaper. Alright, alright, I do see this, chill out. Have you got one frame of reference? Yes! The tube's cheaper.

Doesn't have fucking southern rail. Trains are cheaper! Trains are only lighter. Trains are lighter. Tops are every four minutes. Trains are every 15 if you're bloody lucky. Are you lucky? Am I right?

If you're bloody lucky, man. If you're bloody, actually, if you're actually bloody lucky, you've got go, so people don't like it when other people drink on trains because they feel intimidated that they might kick off. Yeah, then the people start opposite you. Hey, hey Tom. Oh yeah? You fancy getting a train sometime soon. I hope you've got a billion pounds.

Oh, oh. Hey, John. Yeah, mate. I'm getting a train sometime soon. I hope you've got a billion pounds. Oh! Oh! Oh! Hey John! Yeah mate, do you want to get home to Cardiff tonight? No. Are you going to be able to get a tube? I don't ever want to go to Cardiff ever.

That's the great thing about the tube. Yeah, it just can't have access to Cardiff. The tube is not going to Cardiff. Wait, it's a very serious location. Okay, I'm gonna take a moment. Okay, can you take a tube to your heart? Yes, my aortic tube. I think the tube is just taking an A.K.A. the red line.

A point goes up. I should have said deck, I should have said deck and so on. Well, then I would have said the Yereeth run. Tube. Okay. The problem is I don't have any trains going through my body. It's such a problem. So Ben and Rose, I'm going to give you your one, two, three.

Is that a stress test? One, two. Are we giving it a sec Yeah, shit sorry Sorry, I was gonna do it I was gonna give it myself a pass in there One two three say cat-queer Three two one Okay, okay, numbers between one and three

Okay, here we go folks One Starters one two three Calamari Pron cocktail Calamari Okay, here we go, folks. One. Starters, one, two, three. Okay. Okay. Prawn cocktail. Calamari. Oh, I'm lucky, man.

This is a tricky one. Do you even believe it? Okay, poke it back. Don't poke it back. You don't poke it back. Poke it back. Poke it back. Poke it back.

Okay, so you've got Prawn cocktail. Robin, tell us why. I'm gonna shock you. The best thing about Prawn cocktail, there's not the prawns. It's the cocktail. It's the Mary Rose sauce. Which is in decline. You find me a prawn sandwich which contains Mary Rose sauce and I will give you the price of that sandwich.

Mary Rose sauce is the most incredible condiment known to man. It's a mysterious mix of ketchup, I'll give you the price of that sandwich. Mary Rose's sauce is the most incredible condiment known to man. It's a mysterious mix of ketchup, yes, salad cream, yes, but you can't make it in your own home unless you have access to lemon juice, fresh, pepper, and little dash of Tabasco. And the International of the World Fresh was all over the place that I loved it. Lemon juice, fresh, pepper. It's like everything you're saying has been recorded by four different people. Can I? This is an automated recovery. Sorry, I'm sorry, was the category sources? Because the food was sources. And Mary Rose would be coming in second to

Holland Days anyway. You can talk about, oh, I enjoy your heart, you suck. You can talk about... Oh, you show you heart attack! You can talk about the Holland days with the Eplegicala Mori rings, mate. No, I don't. Yeah, I'll... No, I'll... This isn't very... Okay, guys, guys, no, I am sorry. I'm sorry.

I'll let you finish in just one moment. If you interrupt again, not only is this over... Probably shows over that. Promise. We can all go on. Promise? We can all go on. Promise! Great! Okay, where do we please? Please allow Mr Robbins to finish

that you'll get your turn to different calamari. Okay. I would argue that the decline in memory resource outside of the prawn cocktail has made the prawn cocktail One of the most divine items of food available I would also like to argue based on recent studies Which have found that the majority of calamari fun fact is actually pigs in testing Bunk!

Pigs are sold Pigs are sold Don't body shame pig! How dare you! Hey, I'm not saying I've got a problem with eating a pig's intestines, but it should be marketed thus. Oh, right, come from there. Calamari's sweet tinder from Middle East. That's a bit... One ring, you know? Yes! And... Harry. I know, yeah. Harry, go on.

Defend Calamari before I tell them they've won. I mean... They look like onion rings? I mean, that's always a bonus, isn't it? Can we change our answer to the onion rings? Who doesn't like an onion ring? I'm not going to say much as Defend Calam, isn't it? Can we change our answer to the onion ring? Who doesn't like an onion ring? I'm not going to so much as defend Kalamari, as a tap-pull cocktail.

A tap-pull cocktail. How'd they? Because prawn cocktail, it's always a risky order. You never know. Are you going to get it in one of those fancy glasses? Are you going to go on a plate? I've seen it in a test tube? What?

No, you have a... The prawns got their heads on, if they got their tails on, you get a prawn. It can be a real fucking tricky bastard, can't it? You get those little prawns that they frosted from Iceland or a king prawn that's going to spend 30 minutes spoiling your fingers. Cold. And also, when you're a kid, when you're a kid,

you get to a restaurant and you think, I'm a grown-up, I can have a cocktail. There's no alcohol in it. Yeah. There's lettuce. I'm a grown up, I can have a cocktail. There's no alcohol in it. There's lettuce. I'm gonna go so far, so prawn cocktail is 70% shredded lettuce. Yeah. And probably 10% Mary Rose sauce that you like so much. I don't hear anyone talking about how great the lettuce is.

That's why you're gay, mate. Percent arsehole. That's what you're gay, mate. Who doesn't like taking a bunk? LAUGHTER That's why friends wrote down, mate. Who doesn't like taking a bunk? That's what my friends wrote down once on a piece of paper. If you like it then you should have put a calamari ring on it. I'm panning again. I am afraid I'm still going to give it to Paul Cartel.

I'm not going to give it to Paul Cartel. We're now at John vs Rose. OK, John vs Rose is a big grudge match. And here we go. So, farm animals. Three, two, one. Cow pig. Cow pig.

Oh, it's a classic grudge match. Two heavyweights. Oh, the farm yacht. The chicken has crossed the road and fucked off. There are two animals left. It's cow versus pig. OK, whatever way you talk it. The pig, the most intelligent of the farm your animals,

famously more intelligent than dogs. They are very friendly creatures. That's not cute. Have you seen a tiny pig? Way cuter than a tiny cow. Pig to great. They've got personality, they've got brains, they can think for themselves. And outside of that, they're very clean animals as well. So they're wrong, they've got a bad reputation, they're actually really good misunderstood creatures.

Are they eating pork cows? And if you want to take it from another point of view of actually eating them, then pork gives you so much more variety than beef. I mean, I'm a vegetarian, but I still know you can have bacon, you can have pork belly, you can have chops. Beef is beef. You can have calamari. Yeah. Absolutely right.

Where else do you get your sweet bun from? Absolutely. You're not getting that bun from a cow, are you? Lazy boring cow. So the only thing a cow is good for is sitting down to tell you it's going to rain. As Bartson said, don't have a cow man because pigs are a bit there. OK, very strong, very persuasive. Clarke, talk us through it.

Oh my god, I'm worried. First of all, size matters. Cows are four times the size as a shitty little pig at least. At least. Depending on the big one. Also, if they're so bloody intelligent, why can't we look up? LAUGHTER

I could look up. Can a cow look up? Yes, it can, mate. Look up, right? Show me a cow looking up. MOON. So, like that, right? They got mooooon.

Yes. Mooo! It's not like that, I shouldn't write that. Moooood! Yeah! Also, if they're so bloody intelligent, why don't they wear some cream? Oh, hello! They get some burn, don't they? They only have the animal that gets some burn. Also, two intelligent, they took over an animal farm and they were all nasty, weren't they? They picked with dickheads! Go with the friendly cow! They were in Animal Farm and they were all nasty weren't they? They were... People with dickheads!

Go with the friendly cow! The cows are so friendly, why have you got cow grids? Excuse me mate? Keep the fuckers at bay! Nice work Tom, nice work. All the other one, guys... You haven't got the stomachs. You're a...

You're a freesium cunt. You heard. Yes, you heard. Come on guys. I'm afraid I'm going to have to make a ruling here. Also, I've got a vote. Oh, it goes to pigs. I was going to go to pigs anyway. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, two, one. Troll. Oh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I think he went with gnome.

You're a fucking tall lace. You went with gnome? I went with gnome. Okay. Knowns are very much the calamari of the garden. Clarke, what did you go with? Troll. Troll.

Okay, yeah, I think well, but a trail founds in today. Okay. Clarke wins that one. Producer Ben, what does that do to our scores at this stage? Well, it makes them exciting. Does it? It does, because now Ben and John have five, Tom and Rose have six.

Wow. Whoa. Very low scoring show, so far. Very low scoring. Next up, it's time to play a game that the animal cruelty lobby are petitioning to rename leaf clover's But we insist on calling beef provas

Yes, it's beef brons where each week we ask our panelists to sort out a flat share based beef. And today's one comes from someone in the audience who was called Jack J. Are you there, Jack J? Hello. Hello, great name, Jack J. Okay, Jack J writes this. In fact, it's too prompt. One, I kissed my flatmate sister at the weekend.

Hmm. He doesn't know potential beef. Fff. Number two. Is he here? I don't hang on a sec, I'll tell you. I don't like his ironing technique. Real beef. So you've got potential beef and real beef.

Double beef. I'll tell you who sides you on, of course. Now Ben and John, you are on Jack J's side. Tom and Rose, you are on the side of the flatmate. Can we get a name for them if you don't want to give it that's fair enough? Josh. Josh. So you're on Josh's side, okay, but before all of that, let's have a quick cross examination. Are there any questions anyone has for Jack J?

So many questions. You get Josh to iron your clothes for you, your pervert. This is true. I mean, that's conjecture, That was... I'll ask you a question. Do you get Josh to iron your clothes for you? No, it's just the way he irons his own clothes. Talk us through the technique of exactly how he irons. So, with T-shirts, basically, he doesn't put it on the board,

they just sort of lies it. He doesn't put the T-shirt on the ironing board. He erects the ironing board and then irons the T-shirt somewhere else.ing board. He erects the ironing board and then ions the t-shirt somewhere else. Hello. He lies a t-shirt on the board, owns it once, Bosch off he goes. Yeah. Ledge.

Absolutely. You got Fussistia perfect. LAUGHTER Tom, as I said, that is conjecture. Where was Josh when you got with his poor innocent sister? How old is this? Was she asleep? Was she in the front? Wait, no, wait. Oh, no, no, no. when you got with his poor innocent sister. How old is this? Is this a sleep?

Was she in the front? Wait, no, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no How old do you mate? 28 and how old is she? 24. We described her to us. What was Josh when this incident took place? I sleep on the couch. Oh! Classy JJ. How do you pass that while he was ironing? Who initiated the kiss? JJ. That's the guy, bro. That is young, man.

Did you at any point when you were intimate with his sister? Think about his ironing technique. I don't come across my mate, though. You saw these two things are completely unrelated. Yeah. You don't think there's a world where, because you're so angry at this man man for his... This is conjecture. He's lazy-ining to me. Thomas, how do you think you'll be in contempt, of course? I'm going to strike a blow here for the other side of the house. And snogging at one of his family members. Possibly.

Possibly. Interesting, thank you. Did you talk to her afterwards, by the way? Yeah, yeah. You can go. Did you talk to her afterwards? I'm actually if you hadn't spoken to her afterwards, I'm still kissing. I live once so open and out of the world. As she said, don't tell my brother. She said yes.

She said, oh, she said, don't tell him. Yeah, but she said save it for a podcast recording. Yes. Helping over. Can I ask, was it just kissing? He's the mute. Basically what Robbins is saying, the bank's not yet full. No, he's got something to walk home on. I think it's a fair question to ask how.

Robbins, you are a grabby little fucker and you know it. And... Can I ask? Yeah. What are your intentions with this young lady? Are they honorable, sir? Nothing, she lives in Edinburgh and I live in London, so... When? When? You never heard of the tube, mate. LAUGHTER

OK, well, hopefully that is enough information for our teams to make their cases, so I'm going to start without further ado to open the prosecution, I'm going to call up on John Robbins. You have one minute to begin your case, before the prosecution your time begins now. I want to start by saying the popular phrase going right now, a lot of bad things happening in the world. You might have heard that phrase, you might have seen it on a Twitter profile, that phrase is choose love. What message are we sending out to the terrorists? Wow! Tom? If we stop two people from choosing love, who's one and who's lost in that situation?

I don't want to live in a world. I don't want to live in this world. I don't want to live in a world where Jimmy J. Johns for the list from home Thomas the Spat-Out and in higher-hide-a-go suburb which is in Rise of Butterfly's air. I don't want to live in a world where Jared Jarmusch doesn't get a chance. A chance to choose love. Love that they try to take from us with their war and their bombs. Okay, I'm going to stop you there, John. I didn't get on to choose ironing. Oh yes.

Okay, so Rose, you're going to open the case. Oh my God! Yeah, sorry mate. I just got spit on. I know. I'm so sorry. So I'll take that into account. Would you like to explain it more time or slightly less time?

Please. Okay, okay. Your eight seconds begins. No. I'll give you a minute and your time starts now. You bad boy. LAUGHTER How dare you take advantage of the relationship that you have with your good mate, Josh,

and put those supple Scottish Scottish lips upon this young impressionable girls also Scottish lips. You took advantage while the brother wasn't even there to defend his sister's honour, and I believe in agency for woman but and she made her decisions obviously by herself and she's her own woman I think I'm getting derailed here but the fact still stands is that it's shady it smells of shade in here so in conclusion if it was me you'd be fucking taken down to Pound Town right now. Oh, you're the one who's my brother. My brother has a black bound Taekwondo. Oh, well, that you're fine.

Yeah. He mainly teaches. Yeah. So basically you're a terrible person, man. And, you know, you should own up. Got to own up to that because if it comes out, oh boy. He's going to be ironing a bit more than just teachers. OK, and that's your own face. You should own up, gotta own up to them, because if it comes out, oh boy, he's gonna be ironing a bit more than just t-shirts.

Okay, and that is our own face. That is, that is, again, a minute 45, actually, yeah, as long as we get. There we go. By the way, just a small point of order in the UK we call it pound land. So, it's all right, it's one of those things, it's just, you know, lots of translation. So Jack, how do you feel like it's going so far? How you feeling about it? Fain, yeah. Good call mate, manifold, I like that.

Okay, so for the second prosecution we caught up on Ben Clark and your minute begins now. Listen Jack, I really like're in turmoil right now, but it's good for a start you've acknowledged a problem. Now personally, I have never got off with my best friend, Sister. We're on his side. But. It has... It has happened to me.

I have this extra. It happened to me as well. So how about we just call it embargo? For the sake of the show, for the sake of JJ here. We just say, all is forgiven. Yeah. JJ gets away with it. And anyone else any other any other dirty dogs around there also got off of the same table can I just say that was the best reveal in all of comedy

Ben Clark everybody Ben Clark Ben Clarke, everybody, Ben Clarke. APPLAUSE So Tom, I can imagine you've never wanted to perform this less as yourself. But Tom, I'll ask you the age-old question. Are you going to perform it as yourself? No, no, no, no. I'm going to do it in the style of a deep-safe defense lawyer from a John Grisham novel. Did this deep-south defense lawyer from a John Grisham novel get off with Ben and Matthews' girl sisters?

Whoa, hang on, he said, girlfriend is another one because... LAUGHTER I said you're welcome to get off with my sister. You have to not have to have a girlfriend. Do you think your sister's more attractive than my sister? What are you saying? Do you find his sister more attractive than your sister? Yes!

That's point stands. Okay. So the name of your deep self? John Grisham. I'll be doing it in the style of my deepinside defense lawyer mr. Fanshawe stand in Preciting and indeed providing your minutes as you need it begins now ladies and gentlemen after chewy I see you looking there with their confused there look on your faces you've been hearing a lot of fancy words from Dem Day? Lawyers from the big city over there. Maybe in saying Dem Words Conjecture.

Sisters. History. Hell. We simple folk, we small town folk. We ain't got time for Dem Day history. Hell. Yes, the day the same as Wednesday. The old saying.

Hell, we don't look back here in this here town. Let me tell you a story about Dem Day and that history. Perip brothers, go buy the name of John. Hell, parents had no imagination. Hell, remember the Johns standing around. Nobody to name a John. Hey, hey, hey, parents had no imagination. You remember the Johns standing around washing the tub. Tub washes. You want that tub cleaned by Sunday?

You better take it to the job. Tub's getting clean. Who cleaned your tub? Wanna damn their jaws? That's this town, clean tubs. John Deer scrubbing away. Hell. Who put that cookoo clock on the fence?

No one knows. Wake up one day, cookoo clocks that on the fence. John, that y'all there that cookoo clock? Wake up one day, cook-o-clock, sat on the fence. John, did you all get it? Cook-o-clock? He don't know. John, put that tub down. Get over here, cook-o-clock on that day fence.

Who put that there? You bought a cook-o-clock, John, John, been washing tub since Thursday. Wednesday's tomorrow. I've seen a lot more about Dev Day cookbook clock. Let's take it down. Bear it in the ground. Carry on cleaning them tops.

I think you know what I'm saying here. I ain't ever met a John in this town with a cookook lock and a dirty tub. No further questions, your honor. Wow, thank you. Thank you, Fan Shostead and now it's up to you guys now because I would adjudicate but I can't. I'm too busy fielding tearful phone calls from my sister. No, instead I'm going to call upon the the LLFest audience to decide. So if you think Ben and John and therefore Jack J is in the right applaud now. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! He's not even clapping! He's not even clapping! But if you think fans short and rows made the best case, I'd like you to applaud now.

Yeah! I'm so sorry, it goes. Congratulations, Jack J. How do you feel by the way? Relieved. Yeah, you're off the hook, make it feel good, it's a snog your face. It feels pretty good. So folks we are nearly at the end of the show. There's only one thing in its place. It's around with a jingle that critics are already calling much, much too long. That's right, it's the Quick Fire Round jingle! This is the Quick Fire Round.

The quick fire round It's the round that goes really quickly Which is why it really should have a quick introduction I'm not gonna make more sense But instead it has this really long one That we have to record every time Sometimes I dream that it didn't. Oh, it's inconvenient. I dream the jingle was different and that's not all I dream.

Last night I dreamt I went for lunch with Ben's family And her friend Ben stood up and got out his lullaby And it was a double-marrowed short girl That's a real shame. And in the dream, Ben proceeded to hold up the restaurant. Like the start of Pope fiction, but this time with his knob, we made off with two million pounds. Wow, that's a rich restaurant. It was a very posh restaurant.

And then his knock-un dropped off. But with the two million pounds, we bought each other hats And we sat on Shedland ponies and rode off down the road His family were no longer there That's a relief So that's what I dream I dream we didn't have to do such a long jingle. And I also dream that Ben's genitalia is a weapon. Think of that what you will therapist.

And think of that what you will bend clock. I will think about that. Well, let's get away from this all-quittness, And let's get away from this jingle. It's time instead to get on with the quick fire round. Wow. Very app-repo. Very app-repo.

In this quick fire round, all the questions will be laying the table based instead of buzzers if you think you have the right answer So here's the interesting thing here Ben. I Didn't really have that dream. I just made it up Mates But here's the question for therapists That dream I just made it up, made but here's the question for therapists. Is it just as weird that I decided to make that up? Would it have been less weird if I had actually dreamt it, my subconscious still produced that image

I'm upset I don't know why I brought your family into it Well, we're off to have quite an intense debrief session. And I'm off to have quite an intense therapy session. And Ben's off to have a really expensive lunch with his family. And you're going to have the quick fire ride. So, as we said in this quick fire rounds, all the questions will be laying the table based. Instead of buzzers, if you think you have the right answer, shout out your first name. Ben and John, let's hear that now. Ben, John, lovely stuff.

Tom and Rose? Tom. Rose. Lovely stuff. Can we use your name? Robbins. Robbins. They are longer.

Can we shout out our full names? Yeah, okay. Let's get full names. David Clark. David Clark. John Michael David Robbins, don't use that to access any... My God. ..information online. John Michael David Robbins. Yes, please.

Is that yours or not? LAUGHTER What are co-incidents? Thomas Edward Perry. Rose Catherine Latisha Matapher. Oh, lovely. Lovely stuff. Can we do throw in the tissue and mutter it. Oh, you do. That means dumb. Can we do four names and dates a bit? Yes.

And Pinka. Yeah, yeah. Mother's maiden name and the three little gins on the back of the cards. You're the first pair. You're the first pair. You're the first pair. Okay. Question number one. What piece of cutnery try to blow up Parliament? Thomas said to repair it.

Oh, Tom Perry. Go forks. I forks is correct. Oh, I see. Now you get the format. What song? What song by Celo Green was all about cutlery? Tom's in Paris. Fork you. Fork you. Fork you, yes please. What piece of cutlery co-hosted strictly?

Oh, fork. I was like, forks, I... Garky? Bruce Forks, I... The answer I was looking for was, of course, Bruce Fork knife. So I pointed to... Half-boy. For an extra point, what think. The answer I was looking forward to is, of course, Bruce Falk knife. So I've points to you. Half point. For an extra point, what was his trademark

cut-through-based catchphrase? Tomas of Reparion. Tomas of Reparion. Life to see you. To see you, life. Absolutely right. What piece of dining we're in furniture is also the leader of the Lib Dems.

Tomas of Reparion. Tomas of Reparion. Vince Kitchen Cable. John Michael David Robbins. Vince Table. Vince T David Robbins, Vince table. Vince table looking for that. What piece of table work and also be used as an e-reader? Oh!

Oh! John Michael David Robbins. A fork handle. I'm going to give you a half point for fork handle. I was actually looking for a napkin doll. Oh, what a Ben Stillerfilm was about old valuable- Rosemary, okay, that's his mother-faire. Yeah.

What? Oh, you've got to get an art to know. Oh, and it meets the Forkett. No. Oh, I'll take meet the Forkett. It was, I was looking for knife at the museum, but that's even better. And yes. So I was a raw question, that is our round for-

APPLAUSE That was our tour by round. There's just time for... A belt-a. A belt-a. It was a great round. It was a nice... Just time for plugs. Do you guys have anything to plug? Will this cup come out before Edinburgh? Might do? No. This weekend out probably in October. October? Anything happening in October? Halloween! Yeah!

Yeah! That'd be Halloween! Oh, you work in Halloween again? Yeah! I've got any parties that want to invite me to this, fine. Well, I'm in a party. Yeah, I probably do my show again, but you know, whatever. Just follow me on Twitter.

Cool, follow on Twitter, absolutely. Robbins. I'm doing a tour. Are you on tour? I'm touring January 18th. Only six months to grab tickets, folks. So, act fast. So that is of your hugely successful show that I haven't done yet.

Do you have any? Neither written nor before, yet, but it might be absolute horse shit. No, I've seen you recently, you're on good form mate. So, with that in mind, producer Ben, you don't have to have in mind actually to be fair. Yeah. producer Ben, what are the final scores? Well, Ben and John are making a half tonne of rows of 10.

Oh! So Ben and John have to make a table wall. Rose and Tom get to lay lay lay in the arms of the biggest heartbreak and broadcasting producer Ben. Thanks for all guests Rose and Mattefello. Thanks to our guest, Rose Butterfaeo. Oh! John Robbins. We have been Pappies.

See you next time on Flash. Yes, Flash! Yes, Flash! Oh! Pappies, Flash. There's nothing I think you must have got to make, but Tom Haru is special guest tonight. Rose Butterfaeo and John Robbins.

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Cheers everyone. Bye! CHEERING There we go. There we go. Yeah, so that's what the theme was. It was that. Yeah. A really good theme. Yeah, so that's what the theme was. It was that. Yeah.

A really good theme. Yeah, it's too tight. It was a really strong theme. It was laying the table. Of course it was. Of course it was. I remember that. Good stuff.

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