Pappy's Flatshare - Slamdown w/ Alfie Brown & Sikisa (Jet Wash the Patio) S12E14

Episode Date: May 2, 2022

Neither “Tom!” nor “Ben!” want to jet wash the patio… so Matthew says we’re gonna have to have a Flatshare Slamdown!WithSikisa - https://twitter.com/sikisacomedy&Alfie Brown - https://twitter.com/abcomedianNEXT LIVE SHOW The next Flatshare Slamdown features two superb guests: Helen Bauer and Nina Conti. It's at the Phoenix, Cavendish Sq on June 7th! https://t.co/7WJQpfc9mePappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetSupport us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings, listener dear. I'm Tom. I'm back here. And we are backstage at the comfort festival. We just recorded, flash their slam down. A superb episode of Flash their slam down that should be out in a couple of months time. It's not this one. No, no, it's not this one. But the one you're about to listen to is Oh my god. Absolutely brilliant as well. We have such fun. On Terra Firm are our old home of Phoenix in London. You know, and it was I tell you a'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Onser a fyrm a'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweithio i'n gweith me and B. I said, Cheerio to the woman who runs the Airbnb and she heard my voice went, you've had fun. You've had fun. I said, I have had fun. I've just got something before you came out with a box of strepsils. So thank you very much to Glenda to wonderful Airbnb and find yourself in the furnace area.

On this episode is sponsored by Strepsils. It is sponsored by Strepsils and sponsored by Strepsils. But yeah, the episode you're about to listen to features Sikisa and Alfie Brown, two brilliant guests. We love having them on. Super, super funny. We had a really, really good time having them on the show. If you would like to come down to a flat-sheast, land down, there'll be another one.

I believe the day after Clark is birthday. June 7th. It'll be just as croaky. Just as crokey, yes. And if you enjoy the podcast, please keep supporting us, whichever way you can. You could recommend it's people. You could say twist about it. It's hot.

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For most of all, enjoy this episode of Tappi's Fludgey Slumber. MUSIC Tom Ben! What is it, Matthew? What is it, my sweet baby boy? Oh, yeah, sweet baby boy. I'm a sweet little boy, a sweet baby boy. Make me a toy tonight.

Are you going to get dressed today, Matthew? Yeah, no. I'm very happy in this final, if you don't mind. So listen, one of you two has got to do the classic household chore of jet washing the patio. Well, listen up, it's not going to be Ben. No, that's fair enough, it's not going to be me. The thing is, Crosby, I hate the patio since you bought that bloody patio heater. Oh yeah. Yeah, just stop me going out there, absolutely hating it every single time. Well, I will say, after a little while, I did want. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Wow. I tell you what, wow. It was a long way, but it was a warm sandwich. Yeah. Perry, what about you, mate? Oh, it's not going to be me.

Oh, of course. I was terrible family history with Patio. So my granddad died because of his love of Patio's. He adored Patio's, my granddad. When we visited a building, the first thing he'd do was go outside and check the patio. It was his tradition, all the while, he'd go and look for the patio.

Anyway, it was the start of a family holiday. We got to the building, he went out to do it, and got crushed by a plane. Just... It was a runway. We were in a new tonight, but it wasn't a patio. It was the runway. And he was crushed by a plane.

Terrible, it was. That's the way most planes kill people, isn't it? Hey, Crash, you're... He was crushed to death by a play. Oh, my God. You're just going to have the patio. Tom, that's such a sad story. I think there's only one word going up to solve your grief. Can we dedicate today's episode to my friend, RIP? Yeah. To poor old Tom. He thought it was a patio. He thought it was a patio. Oh, he went. He knelt down to kiss it like the Pope. He went out to kiss it. Like

you always do. And a seven-4, 7-ran emoji. We were showing back to us the biggest patio I've ever seen. I never know. Well, he died doing something he loved. I'll say that much about him. Well, listen, Tom, there's only one way in bed, of course. There's only one way to settle this. I'm on my way here.

A moment of silence. LAUGHTER A moment of silence from Clark. I don't think so, yeah. There's only one way to settle this. We're going to have to have a... Flash, yeah! Slamdown!

Cheers! Yeah! Cheers! That's so good of you! Flash, yeah! Flash, yeah! Well, no one welcome to Flash, yeah! Slamdown, the panel show that says,

I work all night on a drink of rum. Delight, come and me, wanna go home. slam down the panel show that says, I work all night on a drink of rum. Delight come and me wanna go home, washing my slabs till the morning come. Delight come and me wanna go home. Patio, patio, a Delight come and me wanna go home. Patio, patio, a Del daylight come and me wanna go home. I'm the host of Landlord Mackey Cosby. Let's meet the reason why paving is so crazy.

Should I just check if that's okay? I think that's fine, yeah. I wasn't going to check with you. So, keys, your thoughts? Your thoughts on a white Harry had Belafonte could be axed. You did quite well. Thank you so much. You know what? Two and a half stars and I'll take it.

I'm the host and I'm Matthew Klossby. Let's meet the reason my paving is so crazy. It's Thomas Perry and Benedict Clark. Oh! Now you can't wash the patio to solo. Who have you brought to help you hose down the concrete this week, Tom? Well, listen, the Jamborees in danger. Yep. Oh, no.

Yes, we're all over the shop. Oh dear. We don't actually know what a Jamboree is. Oh, God. And we open it three hours. The clock is a ticking. So I decided to set up a HR department. I don't know what they are either! It's a keycer everybody!

It's a keycer's here! Hello! Welcome to the pod! Thanks for having me in your lovely flat chair. Yeah, it's an absolute pleasure. Now what's your flat chair situation? What's your situation at home? I can't really live in a flat share in South London with two people that just constantly walk into my room and into the bathroom when I'm in it. Whoa, not cool, man. And those two people are my parents.

Sexy, however, I will say I bought the flat five years ago, so my parents live with me. You're the landlord? Yeah, so rent days are bitch for them. All those time they made me do homework. Yeah, I paid off my mortgage and my parents are still fucking there. Oh, move back home for fuck's sake. Do you set harsh rules for them? Yeah, don't walk into my room and there's still fucking do.

I hate my parents. No. They're never going to hear this. It's fine. No, they don't listen to anything I do. How do they have a curfew? Do you make those kind of rules? Do you say they've got to be in at a certain time?

Yeah, they have to be in by 9 p.m. Yeah, they have to be in by 9pm. Yeah, they have to be in by 9pm. I normally stroll in at 1am. That's because I'm the landlord, but as long as they're in and there's dinner made and the house is clean. That's going to be some cold dinner. Yeah. Put it in a microwave, put it in a microwave. It's sexy, isn't it?

As long as that's done, and the house is clean, and there's no pets, no kids. No more kids. Well, not for me. My parents are really asked what for me to have kids. It's not happening. So there's no kids, no pets, and everything's fine. So that's the rules.

Yeah. And what are their names? You happy giving out their names? You can give them a shout out on the pod. The name is Merlin and Glen, which is very weird because my name is Sikisa. Um... Would you have been happy with Glenisa? Would that be that?

I would have been, actually, would have been better. Tonight you will be. Clarke, who have you brought with you this week? I brought my dad, it's Alfie Brown! It's Alfie Brown Hello everyone What a pleasure to be here Wow this balls okay, you must be so proud of your son well But no, oh it's up caddy

In old series this though you you what you are father. Oh, seriousness though, you, you are a father. Oh, and you're a very, you're a very recent father. Again. Well, yeah. Yes. Six days ago, my partner, as we mentioned, 94 years old. A miracle delivered our fourth bastard. And he's doing very well. America delivered our fourth bastard. LAUGHTER

And he's doing very well. And how are you doing? I'm quite tired. LAUGHTER But I don't think really that that should get any sympathy from you or any of the people assembled in the room, because of course I was in on it. I was part of my journey. You're glad.

Well, not my choice, I wouldn't go that far. LAUGHTER But I certainly acquiesced to the resident dictator in the family that some come was certainly required to fertilise her. What way to give Clarky the birds of the bees to him? He's making notes. No, I'm glad to finally hear it.

I'm glad of you, my eldest son, but as for the other 98 people in the house, no, it's really nice. He's a good kid. He's smaller than the others. Which I think was, you know, just, he's ordained, a preordained fate given that we live in a small flat and it's almost like his biology knew, well there isn't going to be room in the flat for me to be a nine pound baby. I'll be a five pound baby. Oh, right. Yeah, very smart. Yeah. Come on. Come on. That's the piece, grandad.

No, she's, they're all wonderful. They're all, I'm really glad. Can I ask you a question? I was going to ask,, you can. Can I? I think Tsikis has got a question. I was going to ask, do you want any more kids? Oh, no. OK, thank you so much, though, for asking. Very kind of you to offer, but I'm fine. I didn't think I was offering. You make Glenn very happy, anyway.

I was just thinking because I've decided I don't want any more parents, so. Not even a really small one! No, come on, that's not my parents. I might have another one called Glen. I was gonna ask that name, because by the time you get to the fourth, are you on like your fourth choice name for the first one? Is it like, or like, are you down to the lesser good names?

Not for me, but I think given the fact that it's the fourth child, and I think that by two, I was thinking that's too many. And I think my partner, Jessie, acknowledges that. She was willing to let me name our fourth child, Becca, after Alison Becker, the Liverpool goalkeeper, and the greatest goalkeeper of all time and certainly our generation. You had two names from there as well. And ESPN Brazil, yeah, but it was, yeah, if Alison for a girl, back up for a boy. And if we, sorry to be gender normative, but fuck off.

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No joke, but I'd like to share it with you. The podcast audience and indeed listener at home. That's fantastic. Or wherever you are. Hopefully, he's listening. Alison Becca, yeah, I think so. He's so big. Big game tomorrow. He's in my fancy football league team, so keep it up. That's nice.

That's nice. I wish I'd played with a land of me right now. So we have met our guests in this patio themed round, but who is going to be Alan Titchmarsh, and who's going to be Trevor Jordan from Brookside? Let's find out, was you play? Round one! It's the Brookside reference. Papatti, oh, Papatti, oh, Not gonna show you where I like to barbecue Or where I try to tan in summer for an hour or two I'm not gonna show you the spin-byk I never use

I don't want you to know I've got an furniture I choose No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You're in this pose, but my terrace is closed No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm not gonna panic, you stay off my veranda You can't go, you can't go, you can't go, you can't go, I'm not You stay off my veranda I'm not fair. It's my deck That was very good actually, well, I you what, for 70% of that, the audience hated it.

And then really got on board at the end, which was a real relief. Which is why I should have sung the Bernal about song for longer. I think we're going to agree on that, right? Ooh. So, here we go. See shanties. See shanties were the hottest craze of mid-January 2021. So 18 months...

18 months later, Padme's a hopping aboard of the game. We're calling Patty Yohoho. Yes, it's only taken us 18 months, we're finally setting sail on the good ship's zeitgeist. Speaking of which, I've got a quick ad read here, just a very good, a sponsorship read here. Our new range of fidget response to your read here. Our new range of fidget spinners are finally here.

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Performance so Clarky Clarky will start with you there you go You're gonna be singing the the one that Will you be singing in his own voice? It's a good, it's a good, is it, it's adopting a pirate voice, culture appropriation in 2022. Clarke, it's Steve's choice. Thank you sir. You always sing the one that starts it or it's the Wella Man. Okay, Alfie, Potser. Yes, it's the Wella Man, yeah easy. You see Wild Wildman, yeah.

You see, wild, wild woods, yeah. You see, in the well-a-man. It's just good for us, wasn't it, Parry and Joy? I enjoyed that. That's what we enjoyed, stuff. Oh, God, it's up your game. That was really good stuff. Yeah.

Why wouldn't you just born like five years earlier? Or 15 in some people's cases. Okay, the well-a-man, Alfie, what is Clarky singing about? You've got a little bit of an intro on this Clarkie, but you'll know when to come in I think. Ah, that hurts. Well, it's like a little burden, how's at the end of the garden, and it's lint so nice. It is not a bold, white sand lot. So tools I don't use.

Ha! Oh, it's a House, was said sailing in one one time. It was used as a work of art once. Yes, they give you to the upside down, you could sail the sea, and it won't make you proud, and yes, you could. But I don't have workers I live in a flat sea. Oh, yes, it's a lovely house, a wooden house. We use what, guys. Oh, it's a lovely house, and that's where I keep my drow.

Oh, my God, I love it. Oh, my God, I love that. You know, some really interesting choices in this. It's my favourite being, it's a little nice. It's a little nice. Oh my god, I love that. You know, some really interesting choices in this. It's my favourite being, it's a little nice. It's a little nice. Can I tell you what, before Alfie guesses, I'll say, Clarke, that song, it was more than a little nice.

It was more than a little nice. It was a lot nice. I'm giving you 9 points out of 10 points. I enjoyed it a lot. Wow. Alfie, what wooden house can you turn upside down? I enjoyed it a lot. What? What? Healthy. What?

What wooden house can you turn upside down and set sail on the seas? Any idea what, what carcass you were singing about? Well, this particular place often comes with the preface garden, a garden shed. Yes. But, but, but,'t it? Because garden shed suggests that you might have a shed elsewhere, like a library shed, or a pantry shed, or a breadbin. So, I just thought that was an interesting thing that I thought of whilst I was hearing that very evocative and moving piece Thank you. So it's okay, son Three Sheds are great nickname for the breadbin. I actually I'm having chance to ponder in this. The podcast wasn't for nothing

We needed that You're gonna do your pantry shed material at the first date of Melbourne Yeah, But not the second date, I'll say, but it's the first date of Melbourne. And you'll know, yeah. So I think I'm going to give you a point in a half because not only did he get shed, he was going to say, wonderful, a wonderful wither observation about it, a point in a half there, so that's ten and a half points. Yeah! Very strong first showing.

Ross Beeshandling, I point for Wimsey everyone and yeah, what it already stick around Ski sir Now you're gonna be giving us what should we do with the drunken sailor but the bigger question Tom is what it's a Keesa singing about Okay, so Keesa you've got what you're singing about there? Yeah You've got what you're singing about there? Yeah? The intro goes round twice. The intro goes round twice, okay? Just so you know. So watch DJ Gwynn there for the-

So you're going to kill me in DJ? DJ Gwynn for the- DJ Gwynn looks- He wouldn't look out of place aboard a ship, would he? I'll take it. Yeah? Yeah. He looks like he's got scurvy.

He's fine. Get the man an orange! Get some sunlight in your lad! Oppo go. What do we do with these feet? Fat cats, what do we do with these feet? Fat cats? What do we do with the big fat cats? What do we do with the big fat cats? Screaming all night long.

They're having a lot of sex in the night. Having a lot of sex in the night. Having a lot of sex in the night. Oh my god, it's screechy. Oh, I need to go to sleep right now. I need to go to sleep right now, but this big fat cat is really orange and just outside. Screeching. Screeching.

What are they doing to each other? What they're doing to each other? What they're doing to each other? What they're doing to each other? Oh my god, that sound. Ah! I mean, yeah. Oh, my god. Oh!

I made it a bit more sexual than it needed to be. We've got to ask the question. Are you a bit to a number, though? Be honest. It's the same space here. ASMR. Yeah. What?

Yeah. Sort of. Okay. I'm going to give you, I mean, it was very sexy. It was almost too sexy, but I'm going to give you eight out of ten points for that. Very strong, shall we? I have ten cuts. Eight out of ten.

Eight out of ten. Eight out of ten, big sexy orange cuts, yes. But Tom, what was the key to singing about? Well, I've roomed on catches Okay, is that your final answer? Or would you like to lock that in? So it's something that's in the garden. Yeah. Yes Everyone fucking knows what it is

Okay, listen no helping He's chatting come on is helping yes It's a big the fact that was like this screeching big screech orange cat in the garden has a lot of sex That was not in the song and you know it. Yeah, I do mention that a lot. No, I feel. It's... Ha, ha, ha, ha. I'll throw it out of you. Yes, I'll throw it out of you. I'll help you out of it. At the other team?

Er, what we're going to do for Fox's fucking... It's Fox's, it's Fox's, of course. LAUGHTER There's so much talk of cats. What? A fox... A fox happened. Where you get the outfit?

You didn't get a cat in there. No, it's... No, it's just foxes. The answer is foxes. When you talk about cats at one point. I said this big fat cat. Right. I was just picturing a cat. You know foxes are the cat, right?

I mean, you can't mention what it is. It looks a bit like a cat, right? It's a cat. It's a fox. It looks a bit like a cat. It's I mean, it's a cat. Back home! The fox looks a bit like a cat. It's half of them are in a cat and a dog, so yeah, it looks a bit like his. Is that how foxes are made? Yeah! Yeah!

It's like a garden likeer. Yeah. An angry cat. An angry cat, an angry dog, and they got together and they were like, we're just going to fuck up the rest of London. Yeah. Yes. That is a point, of course.

A point to Alfie and Ben. We're not put to bed the rest of London. Yeah. Yes. That is a point, of course. A point to Alfie and Ben. Well, not put to bed, a point to Alfie. And eight points there. So, we in teams are we in, you guys are a team, yeah. You guys are a team, so yeah. But we're to it. But I should have almost deducted a point for Katnip, but luckily he didn't say it until after I was given the point.

Who is up next? Alfie, it's your turn now. Alfie, you're up next. Oh my god. Your tune is blow the man down. Ben. Oh yeah. Can you guess what Alfie, it's your turn now. Alfie, you're up next. Oh my god. Your tune is blow the man down. Ben. Oh yeah. Can you guess what Alfie is singing about?

Almost certainly not. Okay, it's not, give you a clue. It's not Katnip. Okay, okay. Alright. She's just... I've got two different outside and go oh yum I'll eat up some grass I go down the end and I come back again Oh yum I'll eat up some grass I'm very tired and bored and I'm old

Oh yum I eat up grass. I go down to... And then I see the sack out in the bin. Oh, yeah, he's up some grass. How much can you say about what this is? Oh, yeah, he's up some grass. I think of the thing that I've lost my foot under the blade. Oh, yeah, he's up some grass. Oh, Jesus, oh, Jesus, I'm losing blood. Oh, yeah, he's up some grass.

I'm feeling woozy. Oh, Jesus, oh, God. Oh, yeah, he's up some grass. Oh, yes. APPLAUSE Oh yes! Well, is it Garfields? If you're supposed to produce a fervor, he will see Tubson Gras. I'm not gay. I've had too much in the town yet, but I eat some grass. Oh, I know we ate my nose, but this is what you've been even worse than usual.

Okay, it's not Garfields. Please, it drives us to T.E. I'm not gay. I've had too much in the town yet. Better eat some grass. I don't really hate my nose, but this is what you're being even worse than usual. Okay, it's not Garfield, please try to steal. Clarke, we'll ask you in a second what you're thinking is a bit of time to... I can't just say it on that. Because that was our first single long, and I think the audience loved it.

I'm going to give you a full 10 out of 10 points for that. Yes! Thank you so much. It's been so much, it really does, thank you. Even though I've got, I'd love to hear what the first line was again. It was like, I'll go down and I'll go. But you pulled it back with the siga long, it was great. I'd missed the moment.

No, no, no, the moment was right then, and you can have it with both hands. Thank you so much, Jesus. Lucky, what was Alfie singing about? Well, very much the machine cat of the garden. And Dawn Miawa. It was Emily. It was Emily. Finally, Tom.

Tom, Tom, Tom. I hope it's a little proud of a poor girl. Oh, God. Let's move the round along, shall we? Hang on, you're looking all over the point. Tom, Tom, Tom. I'm just a little proud of a poor guy. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Let's move the round along, shall we? Hang on, you're not going to even buy the point for the... Guessing the point.

Of course. One point for guessing the thing you're going to need. Sorry, anyway. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's a hit. It's a hit. It's a new one.

So, Harry, you are going to be singing Barnacle Bill, A.K.A. the Blue Pete of Theme Tune. Oh, that's the quickest of these. It's the fastest of them all, yeah. But you're a fast guy, all right? Back yourself, mate. Imagine your T-Pack. Is that OK?

I'm always singing in my own voice. M&M, then. M&M. So, Sekisa, what is Tom singing about? Now, you've got a little bit of a run in here, of course. You've got a little bit of time. Why would you don't sing that bit? I wouldn't, otherwise you'd call fucking liver. Okay.

So, you've got a bit of a run in. And Sekisa, what is Tom singing about? To the tune of Barnacle Bill, aka the Blue Peter Theme tune. Here we go Oh Some seeds are here and a little bit of corn. This one's only small in us. Oh, it just be born It came out of an egg and it flew into the sky Now it sat down here and we know why You'll pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack Then again it swings and off to the swings Have a nice time and run around a bit

Drink some wine and look at the things There's a tip that is over there And a little bit and I don't care Sure we got the cereal and looking at the grass But eating all the seeds cos that is a laugh open I can't tell you. I have to tell you. Two, two, two, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three,

two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two,

three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, three, three, two, two, three, three, two, three, three, two, three, three, two, that wasn't blue Peter, that was red top. I forgot to say bonus points if you don't breathe, so you get an extra bonus point. I forgot to mention that earlier, I'm going to give you, yeah I'm going to give you 11 out of 10 for that song. Fantastic, fantastic. Where was the sing along, guys? A pet pet pet, pet. People were just going to pet, pet, pet.

People were getting in there for the pet, pet, pet. Right, so I genuinely had to check the actual own, you had to check, check it in my own script to work out what you were singing about. So it's a keystrap. If you get this, you know, huge kudos to you. But have you got any idea what Tom was singing about? I initially thought it was a chicken,

but I don't think it was after there was a flying on the sky. Okay. So then, I'm a strong instinct there. Yes, thanks. I know my chickens well, I eat them quite a lot. So then I decided it was just a bird, but is it a Pacific bird? Is it a tit?

It is not a tit. but is it a Pacific bird? Is it a tit? It is not, it's not a tit. Where is it a bird? It's to do with birds, actually. It's to do with birds. Tom, give us your final look. I'll do it again. No, no, no, no. I would like him to do it again.

Yeah, go on, Tom, do it again, here we go. Yeah, it's just Tom's good to do it again. Let's go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And it sits down here and it eats in its lap. It goes over there and it goes over here. And it sits right down and it drinks up here. It says, ooh, ooh, this is lovely for lunch and I am a titan. I'll give you a bun. Yeah!

Yeah! APPLAUSE It's same, same. It's the same, same, same, same answer. I just think if we were to hear it one more time. Yeah. I think he's got one more in him. I think, yeah, yeah.

Here's your coin. Just cut it one more. We couldn't quite latch on to him. Just one more. One more rendition. He's cutting it. LAUGHTER That's what Freddie is here. That's what I'm saying,, Niz here, as I'm serious all too, and little so tiny, so what you're gonna do? You're gonna flap at the sky, cos you're only young, guess you're born as a medic, and it's time for lunch.

Pick, pick, pick, pick up the nuts, nuts, nuts, eat them up and then fly for my lunch, cos I am a t- and I live with there and I'll fly all day and let's dance. Cheers. Yay! Yes! Come on. Okay. You've had... So it's...

I feel so much pressure on me, right? So it's this kind of podcast, then. Right. Okay. To Keeta, any more clues now that you've had the song three times Now you've had the hat trick how you're feeling I think yeah, oh god, well that's one more than I'm doing there's no Rung Answers don't worry. There's no rung Answers. It's a bird obviously. It's good. It's to do with birds

Is it the bird? hot Is it a bird? What I like the pizza hats Chicken cottage Just another type of shed isn't it Everything's a shed I'm like I mean is it the bird homes? Not the bird home, though. I'm going to throw it over to the other team.

Wait, go on one final, go on. That's what I wanted to say. I just didn't know the word. Thank you. I think. Yes. We'll edit that. Edit all that bit out, yeah.

Where LPP started, it's about 10 minutes. Yes. We'll edit that, edit all that bit out, yeah, we're all people. It's hanging from a scot, like from a ceiling or whatever. It's hanging off something. Never the ceiling, never the ceiling. I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen,

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I want to call it the bird home, but it's not the bird home. Bird feeder. The bird feeder is correct. Yes. APPLAUSE Thanks. I was convinced it was garfield. It's a kittinbink garfield as well.

There's the sanja. So producer Gwynne, to the tune of a C-shanty of your choosing. What I write for it. What are the scores? Here we go. You can't hear it too many times. Here we go, boy. Halfy, half twentytwo and a half. Oh!

So, Ben, and when we get on telly, when we get on telly, Gwyn up in the crows nest. First mate, and then go, Gwyn. And then it'll cut to Gwyn, and it'll be like, give the scores. Next on CBBC. So Ben and Alfie are the winners of that round. Congratulations, they're in the lead. But they don't get a patty on the back just yet.

They're still everything to play for when we return for part two. See you off the break. Woo! Welcome back to this patio themed episode of Flash Yes, Lampdown. Woo! Welcome back to this patio themed episode of Flash Yes, slam down Thanks to everyone who bought merch during the break I'm afraid we've now entirely sold out of our global hyper color leg warmers But we sell a few slap bracelets with a picture of a cat bin lady on them. So We're here up for grabs after the show

Before the break Alfin Ben were in the lead that hasn't changed, hair up for grabs after the show. Before the break, Alfie and Ben were in the lead that hasn't changed, but it might. After, I know. We had a good interval. Yeah, I've really had a solid good interval. I think we deserve more points in that interval. I think a couple. You know what I'm going to give? You know what, you have such a strong interval. It's a ducked four points. No, no. No, listen, there's plenty of points to be won in this next round. Round two, It's flat games Let's play forever Go for a dice spin that thing put that down

Do as you told Gain if you lose your game Nothing games if you win you can go If it games, if you win you can't go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, good, good, good, good, good. I'm actually them backstage counting it. So, this week we're playing our version of Monopoly, which we're calling Monopoly, Agents. Pardon? I'm going to leave that for a while.

You heard me. You heard me. You heard. I'm going to give each for a while. You heard me. You heard me. You heard. I'm going to give each player a series of famous locations. They have to sell that location to their teammate without naming it. The teammate has to guess the location. So for example, if I want to say, it's quite a big roomy property, good security, owned by a little old lady.

Unfortunately, she's having to sell it off to pay the legal fees for her son's nonsing trial. LAUGHTER And of course, be talking about Clarkies Mum's house. LAUGHTER BRAP! BRAP! BRAP! BRAP! If this... One point for every correct answer, plus bonus points for truly embodying...

LAUGHTER ..I don't think a brap brap brap has ever got less. LAUGHTER Can you just do it again for me, please? BRAP! BRAP! BRAP! As someone from South London, you're not doing it well. How dare you! I'm from Bromley! Can you just do it again for me please? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah You're not supposed to be a truly embodying your estate agent character. Basically it's bonus points for the biggest wanker. Each player gets one of dark times. I have fancy myself as an estate agent.

In your dark times you fancy yourself, haven't you? Well, yeah. Yeah, me too. I have a flash. Like when you think like, when the pando happened and everyone was like, what we're going to do, estate agents there for us, isn't it? Yeah. I'm looking across the panel, I'm thinking thinking we can all do that job really well.

Well, Tom, let's prove it, you're up first. I have got five properties for you here. I got. So, Kisa, you are guessing, you've got a minute on the clock, Tom. Your time starts now. Oh, this is a beautiful property. Obviously, the outside, it's been painted, it's not black, you can say that much.

It's quite the opposite of that. And this beautiful feature, obviously, where you do work from home. Yes, it's not square this room, it's beautifully not square. Where you do your work from home, you know, you're working here. It's not square, it's an odd shape. It's like an odd circle, I'd call it, an odd circle. It's like a bad circle, you know.

Good circle, how you looking at it. Oh, it's got a big desk. The white house. Yeah, well, look, the white house, obviously, is a lovely complex that you'd be living in. If you purchase this little, where you'd work from home, within the White House, the big desk. I'm going to play the oval.

Yeah, the oval. You're working from home in this office. I'll see. Yeah, I'll see. I'll see. I'll see. And that's your time. So.

Oh. So, um, I wait. Can we top the points up to that one? And that's your time. So... Oh! So, um... Can we top the points up to that one? Why was all they went in the place? The thing is when I was listening to that, I was like, Dependent? Well, it was a strong showing from Tom. Hey!

You're only as good as your teammate. Okay, it was a strong showing from Tom. I was saying, hey, you're only as good as your teammate. Okay, it was a week showing from Tom. Next. Next up. Next. Next up, it's Alfie. Alfie, you're up next. Here are your five locations.

You have one minute on the clock and your time starts now. Ooh, this is where the camping up are. This is where I might go to school if I wanted to practice the art of wizardry as a child. Oh, Hogwarts. Indeed, this is where I might be if I was in a big palace. I use just describing it. I think he is, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're selling it like an estate agent, remember?

Oh, Jesus fuck, sorry. It's okay, you've got 30 seconds left. It's a not-be-letting agent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, make a good estate agent. Well, yeah, that's exactly why, but yeah, that's just points. So, of course, as you can see, this is a big black door that I come and make 40 remarks in front of, if ever I'm in a spot of trouble. There's a little cat that I, that wanders around the place I've got. Oh, I got a head down in the street.

Yes, you're here, exactly. Got a head down in the street. It's the place you want to play. That's your time. That's your time. It's this game. It's this game too hard. It's this game too difficult. Is that what you've been saying? It's been looking for a minute, right?

A full minute. A minute is quite a short amount of time, but also I did make a dildo of myself. I do apologise. Hey, listen, no. Minus points. I mean, fucking passed you the answer earlier. LAUGHTER

Did you hear that listener? Yeah. We're headed out. LAUGHTER Very nice. What's the other guests leave notes for the editor? We can't that bid out, yeah. There's a better edit on this.

Right. We're going to move on now, too. I think Sir Kiser is next. Now Sir Kiser, you've got a minute. OK? You've got your five property there. Tom, you are guessing. Now remember, you were selling these as if you're a state agent. Yeah, I'm buying that.

OK, leave it. OK, your minute starts now. You'll see in this lovely European city here where the building is leaning to the right. Oh, the leaning terrapese. Thank you. All right. This next building you may see, it is glorious. Many footballers have played here.

You have lots of seats in here. Where have they stayed in? Thank you. Oh, take it. This one is so sexy. You may want to have a coffee here in New York City. Costa. Very famous. Very famous in the 90s. Friends Cafe. What's the name of it? It's called the Friends Cafe.

It's not in the middle. It's in the middle. The Central Park. Perks. Central Park. This one is very glorious. It's got a very like a like a sea sea arc kind of glorious down under It looks like a bit like a shell like a massive shell you may want to live in it if you were If you were little mermaid, but down under that's your time guys. That is your time. Oh That was of course it was a course this in the opera house, but that was fantastic fantastic troopers You think of course down under the sea Three three there we go I've gone first very very close out of play. How did you get there? Three three there we go

There we go. That might be a big scoring. That's a big score. Yeah, Clarky. There are your fire Alfie you are guessing Clarky Okay, your minutes begins now. Oh Hungover by the way That's you, Minnet. Absolutely. Bang the load of Mandy. Like, it's fucking... Yeah.

Fucking unbelievable. So excuse me, excuse me. Fox Stens. Yeah. There you go. So, like, love this. Great outdoor space. Big lots of stone.

Stonehenge. Ah, but... With the tip of that. it's a pointy, you know, normally mate Everything going up to a point at the top took took an age to make pyramids You'll love this way out of the way. Now, you can still commute, right? Honestly, it's not that far, but you are technically in outer space. The moon! No, but that's your time at Alphie. Any idea, Alph he was what property space The death star or the moon

It was the international space station of course it was the international space station. Okay. Sorry about that Judgmental eyes from our friends down in the front row Jesus Yeah, I've it's that's not been my strongest game, but I'm hoping to make a huge comeback Do you know what how would you feel about doing it once round again? I feel like we got into our stride around, well I think it's a case... I mean, you know you've been making a case at the Oval Office. That was a bad start. That's what I'm trying to say.

Well that's minus five points for that, but let's play the round again. Tom, you've got a minute, you've still got the rest of yours, you've got four more to do. Great. Your time starts now. This is very roomy, so roomy, no ceiling, you can just see the sky, but look at those snow walls, I shouldn't have said snow. It's got such a lovely hench field. Any idea? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great, great. Now listen, make an offer on this place.

Honestly, you'd be robbing it from me because, yes, sure, it's underground. Sure, there's no natural light, but look where you can put your weapons. Oh, it's a bunker. Yeah, kind of. Yeah, but more fun than a bunker somehow, you know? Like, do you like that? That's really nice. Not a Nazis bunker.

Oh my god. Here's one car. Nothing else is bunker. How to make a bunker more fun? Ad Nazis, I don't know what you're saying. But underground? Listen, do you like hanging upside down? Oh, the back cave. Yeah, sure.

Okay, now talk to me about your gills. Have you got any? Well, listen, you're not going to need gills. That's your time. What the last one? It was next. I think it was Alfie. Okay, Alfie, your minute begins now.

Yeah, say, I'm going to be a little bit more Of course it was, of course it was. Who was next? I think it was Alfie, Alfie. Okay. Alfie, your minute begins now. Um, yeah. So, uh, this place is like, um, like, I've been on to have like a burger, you know, like, a famous, like, I'd say like, see one of the part of you're like, uh, like a famous singer. And like, and you want to have a burger. I'm speaking English right now. And like, it's just so great. Like, because that was the last, like, inner house.

We're anticipating a quick fail, because our last dinner just died on the toilet. Elvis Presley's June Brown's house. Never laugh. Never laugh. It's actually like a little bit like a... Wrong. Wrong. Not like never laugh. It's like, youjar, like to be like amazing, like... That's the time, man. LAUGHTER APPLAUSE

Yeah, points, points, please. Points, you know what, I've got to get points before we say. You've got to get points. I think, in terms of embodying the character, I mean, that was indecisive, but... Got the gist of the game, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We finally got the character. I mean that was indecisive for a ball. But got the gist of the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we finally got the game. Definitely three points there so it's too healthy for that. And however many clarky, clarky it's Gracelands. Gracelands, of course it is. Memphis Tennessee. You're going to Grace, yes? No points for that mate. No

minus points for telling us where it is. Memphis, Tennessee actually. Yeah. LAUGHTER You saw a glimpse of Clark, you're losing an argument mode there. It comes out after a few points. Oh, bombard you with facts. I never said a city, so... Yeah, but... Just the next line in the song.

Well, of course, we know, we know it. Yeah, we know, we know it. We know it. Just... Mate, just calm down, we know it. Yeah, we know, we know it. We know it. Of course. Just, mate, just calm down, all right, OK? Seriously, someone just take a chill pill, all right? OK. OK. Don't kick off, OK?

So, key set. It's your turn. It's a shiny hat. I think you did pretty well. You might only have two to do in this minute, so your minute begins. We re-wound one accidentally, because we didn't know we were going to do this round again.

But, well, listen, still up, you can still play it, if you want to. I will. OK. We re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re the show. We can go to the front. I just see it. And you would like to go down under that maybe that you might find this this show like you're near that one. To shoot your house. Thank you. Yes. Now if you are maybe like famous or maybe you are royal, you may want to have a wedding at this gorgeous venue. Chris Ramsey's house. Oh, no. I mean, another name in the middle of... With Mr. Robbie. I'll buy it. No. It's not a castle, but it is very much like glorious. Look at the building, ceiling, it is...

Buckingham Palace? No, it is... Take it. The ooo. It is very not... The Sistine Chapel? No, it's not. It is not Italian, but it is based in in the nice depths of London

Um That's Italian That's Italian That's Italian It has got a male name in it but um It's a piece of police Do you do Italian? Yes!

By the way, I'm the diamond. I'm the diamond's diamonds depths of London. My favourite clue. It's not Italian, but it is based on the nice depths of London. Oh, it was Paul's Cathedral, of course it was Paul's Cathedral. Oh, the lovely Italians. So Paul's Cathedral. Send Paul, let's cut it a ral.

Hey, yeah. Clarkey, glocky. If you've been covered from your Mandy Hull. Matthew. Matthew. I think he was points for Securisa. Oh, I'm sorry, not. Oh, good, now you asked, Quint.

What? Come on, make use of common sense. I think we close that rig here. Quint, do you want to give her a few? Is that what that's... Quint, give me a... I think you like it, do you? If you got any bonus points first, a key tip with that round. Quint mate! Yeah, go on up three. Have three points, there you go. Yeah! Wrap!

Okay, Glocky, your minute begins now. Mate, have you ever done cat? It's way to Gordman. Like, I fucking saw my own death. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. Okay, Glocky, your minute begins now. Mate, have you ever done care? It's way to God, man. Like, I fucking saw my own death.

Anyway, sorry, the great place. Lots of transport links, lots of ambulances going there. It's actually on the telemetry, you fucking want it. Oh, where are you on? So it's a, yeah, you know, lots of ambulances go to it. It's on the tally. You know, there's actually a famous, uh, T-B-Show. The other one I've got. The whole B city. Yeah. The one that's like, play space. The one that just got shut down by B-C. At Christmas, go here with your kids.

They'll love it. Full of toys. It can be yours for a low-low price of a few million. OK, Hamles or FEO Shwar. Oh, you're probably right there, actually. Obviously, I've been in front of you. That's your time. LAUGHTER You're supposed to...

LAUGHTER Whoa, baby. Can I just check? Is it Hamley's Memphis Tennessee? He was Harrod. He was Harrod. It's Christmas, take your kids. It's a Harrod. How much? I'll tell you that I have kids. So, how much? I don't know. Tell you don't have kids. I love him.

So, what kids? Progisa Gwinn. With your slap happy attitude to bonus points. And he points for Klaaki after that? Nah. What are the points looking like at the end of that round? I think that round. Thomas Gisav, 29.

Ben and Alfie stood in the lead with 30 and a half. Oh! What's in them? Look at getting them. I'm amazed it's that close. I know. We do not let this slip. LAUGHTER

They've got a shot spart in there for a second. So from a shave profession to a noble one, it's time to enter the unruly. Sorry, no, that's not right. Anyway, it's me, brothers. I will. Yes, you've got a problem, I've caught a little problem, but you've got a problem, caught a little B-B-B-B-B.

Save me, we can help you, B-brothers, sorting like a B-B. Yes, it's B-brothers, yes, it is indeed, where each week we ask our panelists to sort out a flat-share-based beef. And today's one comes from Jenner, who writes, My flat has a spare bedroom that my flatmates, including my husband, use as an animal room. Oh, cool, right? Yeah.

We rescue lizards, snakes, frogs, and other non-fairy animals. Right? These, yeah, so many questions. You'll get a chance, don't worry. These animals eat bugs. The issue is that my flatmates aren't good at keeping the animal room door closed, and crickets,

locusts and other bugs end up in my bed. That's what you worried about. Yeah, there's fucking snakes in there. That's Samuel Jackson. LAUGHTER I did it in my own voice. LAUGHTER fucking snakes in there. Is that Sammy O'Jackson? LAUGHTER I did it in my own voice. LAUGHTER You better get in his mother fucking box at his mother fucking room.

It would have been a different film with a brummy accent, wouldn't it? He stinks on the plane. Come on Arthur, you need to get these snakes out of this clay. A lot of eyes. Jenna ends by saying, I don't like bugs. So Jenna, you're here in the audience, aren't you? Right here. And Jenna is your husband here as well.

He's sitting next to me. Sitting right next to you. OK, so. Still got it. The magic's still there, eh? Two seats next to each other, please. What the hell? The magic's still there, eh? Two seats next to each other, please. What the hell?

So Ben and Alfa, you are our genocide. What? Whoa! Yeah, how are we up? You're on genocide. Tom, sorry, I thought you said genocide. I'm not gonna lie, mate! So did I! He's so did I!

He did say genocide. He said genocide. He said genocide. All right, I was going on genocide. Keep it light mate. Come on. It's quite gay, so badass. Quite weird.

It's not a kind of podcast. I was worried for myself. I was like, this is what they brought me to. Genocide. It's quite weird team names for this series of was like, this is what they brought me to. Genocide. It's quite weird team names for this series of the apprentice, isn't it? It's time for round three. What about sacrifice? Yeah. I just used to call me genitalia, so.

Okay, you're on genitalia's side. Genitalia. Okay, so you're on the side of gen, as we'll call it. And, what was your husband's name please? Connor. You're on Connor's side, which don't murder him, of course. You're on Connor's side, Tom and Sikisa. Has anyone got any questions for you, the Jenner-Tailier or Connor, at this stage?

Connotailier, please. Connotailier, of course. The Tailier family. Yes, Sikisa, you can say things out loud into the mic when you want to, you don't have to put your hand up, but that's okay. I was being respectful. You were being incredibly respectful.

But it is an audio media question. Tsukisa, Tsukisa has a question. What's your question, please? How many non-furry animals do you have in this animal room? Good question. Plenty of words. Well, there's like two frogs a snake at Lizard and then there's like a whole bunch of crabs and other insects. Some of them are food and some of them aren't.

Oh, there's an axolotel and like a whole bunch of fish and there's scorpion but the scorpion... Yeah, how big is the real good question of the audience? How big is the fucking roommate? My flatmate did let the scorpion go accidentally and some of his song was in the flat. That was the bar-hime and some of the song wasn't it? Wait, somewhere in the flat. It's not in the enclosure.

I rest my case. It's, it's gone. This has like a very short, like- Like he's stuck. We're pretty sure he's dead by now, but he did let it out. But that wasn't me, that was my flatmate. Oh my god, you've not found it? Oh my god. It's gonna be the famous story. Jimmy Hendrix bought over a palace.

We've got let three, but Jenna and Connor brought over a crab and a scorpion and they had sex and now we're all dead. Any other questions for Jenna or Connor? What have you got against animals with fur? Oh. We have a dog as well. For the time being, yeah, yeah. So we have nothing against animals with fur,

but we are friends with a local animal rescue and anytime that they get someone or an animal that isn't necessarily cuddly and not desirable for other people, we rescue that because we have this space for it. OK, hang on. So what you're saying is this room of animals, they're a rag tag bunch. They're misfits. They're misfits. They're on the side of the track. They're the raggy dolls. No one wanted them, not a glorious reference if you're 40 years old by the way. So they're the people that no one wanted. They've been rejected. You've taken them in.

Exactly not people, but they're the people that no one wanted. They've been rejected. You've taken them in. Technically not people, but they're the people. Well, Disney would disagree. You've brought them all together. They formed this kind of unit in this crazy old room, and they're having a lovely time. Except they're all kept separate and separate tanks, but yeah, I'll say you teach her. Any further questions for either Connor or Fugena

at this stage. The problem is, I've got too many. Well, ask one of them. Just to clarify, the problem is... No, you don't get your answer, sorry. The problem is in the animals, the problems, the books, right? No, no, so the animals are lovely and I love the animals, but I don't like what they eat. You don't consider the books to be animals.

So you want the animals to be vegan? No, and stop, conjecture. Go on. Thank you very much. Jenna Right. Someone has to run his course. Question time now. I don't like bugs. They're solace. They're heartless. I'm not into bugs. I don't like it when they jump in the direction that I don't expect them to. I don't like crickets. I don't like locusts. I'm not a fan.

They can go on living their own lives and not in my home and not in my bed. The snake never gets in my bed without my consent, so... I feel, does anyone else feel like there's gonna be the force in this? I mean, after the show. I mean, the end of your dire tribe? I mean, don't herring her, okay? Just so you know I'm actually a loyal so Really yeah We said a lot of things

So what kind of lawyer are you an animal lawyer? Emigration lawyer. Oh, yeah, well she's Emigration lawyer. Oh dear. Well, she's American. Oh, you're welcome. America, right? Have you brought your papers with their kids? Yeah.

Most of those animals aren't from here either. Exactly, right? Yeah. She's left. She's back up on her in. She's left. She's gone. She's gone.

She's run out. Right, hopefully. How many points on the point-based system does these snakes have actually? Well, I'll tell you, this round is worth one point, so let's just move it on, shall we? Um, we've got to change that. Hopefully, this is enough. Gwynne'll change that.

Yeah, he's got Gwynne in his clothes next. He's working a few extra points. We've changed the points, man! All right, today is worth two. Um, hopefully that's enough information for our teams to make their cases. So without further ado, I call up on Alfie Brown to begin the case for the prosecution.

You have one minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Prosecuting. You are on the side of Jenna, OK? Right, great. Remember, you're on Jenna's side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do remember.

I'm like, what? I'm 20 minutes to get you out of here. Yeah, yeah. OK, so you're making the case. Why Connor is wrong? Jenna is right. You have a minute starting now. I think the arrogance and the species elitism that is on display here is categorically and fundamentally abhorrent and morally unjustifiable. The bugs that have crawled into the, have I got it wrong?

Yeah, this is great, keep going. You're on genocide. I thought I was saying on genocide. Let's finish. You sort of stopped trying the 30 second mark. Do you want to carry on or are you happy? Am I doing the right thing? I don't know.

You said I was on genocide. I thought she didn't mind the bugs. She was the one who was going, yes, snakes, great bugs. She doesn't like bugs. She doesn't like bugs, that's not it. So what's the fucking, though? She's saying, you're key to snakes, but feed them fucking letters. What is going on? This? This is your Kevin Keegan moment, right?

Yeah, you've done it. We've done it, we've got it, we've got it in his head. The title of the issue is, I just don't know who's pro, like, somebody saying no bugs, but yes snakes, and somebody saying, yes, bugs and snakes and somebody saying yes bugs and snakes Let's all fuck the bugs Like what's going on why can't I just have another beer and go home?

I think they don't fit Showing from Alpebrown there Very good. Very good. I'm showing from Alphabown there. Thank you. So, Keesa, you've got as much time as you like. Thank you. Remember, you're on Connor's side.

Your minute begins, which is like keeping the door open and letting bugs roam around the house. Okay. Good time to start us now. Here we are representing Connor. He is part of an animal rescue team where he has got a whole lot of animals that are non-furry into his household.

He has made sure that how they're in a safe, humbled, loving household with his lovely wife. But the issue that they have is the bugs. Now the bugs should not be an issue at this moment in time because the bugs should be acting like a circle of life if you want to call it that. If anything, the snake should be symbol. The snake should be the petri and the pyramid of the circle of life in the red car world. Okay. Just, whoa! You're one year! Mama, see, mama, mama!

Eat the bugs. That's what should happen in their household. And if anything, these animals are actually, you can treat it like Connor and your lovely wife should treat it like they're your children. And it should be a nice way for you to figure out whether you actually want to have children in the future. So, Keva, if not, then obviously the wonderful wife can migrate back to her original country of America.

Yeah, go back to where you came from. And kill all the bugs that she wants to do. However, if she just want a British passport she can't come find me, I've got five in my jaw. Strong... Strong work from Tsukisa there. Now... Jenna...

Connor... In turn. How do you think it's going so far? Bad, but on the side note, good. So in the end... The reviews are in, bad with this light of goods, yeah. Connor, how are you feeling? Pretty confident.

Okay, well let's find out. You've got clocky now, starting the case for Jenna. So, Ben, let's find out you've got Clark you've got Clarky now starting the case for Jenna so Ben hello You've got a minute. Oh Well, well, well, well Here we go your minutes starts now me You've had done actually like really bang the load of Charlie, like, like, fucking out. No. Here's the thing, right.

The problem is, is that you've got this lovely house where, you know, nature is unfolding. unfolding We are drunk I'm afraid Nature's unfolding clucky you're right mate. I They tell you I think you're unfolding let me tell you they just unfolding and it feels a little nice Nature's unraveling then let's's say that. No, nature, nature, that's unfolding. Objection. It's okay to be me this time. No, here's the thing, right. Well, actually, here's the main thing.

You've released a fucking scorpion. LAUGHTER It's a strong, just okay, yeah. It's very good. Let's not cloud what we're talking about here. That's, that's fucking mental. And we're all trying to find like little funny ways of talking about it, but don't, don't release a scorpion. Don't release a scorpion mate.

It's a fucking scorpion. Like, shit. Yeah, that's it. I mean, that's all you need, that's it! That's good. Good strong case, actually. It's the only case, I think. It's the only... It's counter that, Kisa has made the note, Scorpion King.

Question number... It's a good point. Let the record show... Score, you'll be a king. You've got a minute, of course. You're going to do it as yourself today. No, I'm going to do it the style of a deep, sad, defence lawyer from a John Grisham novel. Mr. Fanshore Standard. Fanshore Standard. Applause Providing and providing your minutes begins now.

Ladies and gentlemen, after Jury, yeah, well I recognize a lot of years I can tell from the queue at the bakery. Get one more person on at the bakery there's no need for the queue. We busy folk, we got places to go. Poor old Darren there sweating behind the bakery counter. Get a bit of help, Darren. I know you got six sisters. One of them can come and help you out. Get rid of the cue. But anyway, I digress.

Yeah, I digress. Looking at you lovely folk folk you jurors here. You've heard a lot of big words over there from them, their lawyers from the county. They come down here, these big city folk using their big words, Scorpion. LAUGHTER Sounds kind of French to me.

LAUGHTER Sounds kind of French to me. We ain't got no scalpy on around here. Sure, we got a devil beetle. Call it like you see it, that's a devil beetle. Ain't no scalpy on. Lodded dog. Cuppatini for the lawyers from the big city, they came here in a car. My horse tied up outside, you know me in the horse, in the queue for the bakery. Combelligate through the door. Darren, you're fine as loaf.

Not for me. For old June. What's your horse called? June. Rest in peace. All right, Pete. What color's your horse? Ah! Beautiful browns, hallelujah.

Listening to all of General over there with his tails that she likes to tell, got me thinking about us around here, we simple folk. We have relationships with them animals. I saw the rumors go, never tell you something. It's just bread, that's all it is. The only thing going in my June's mouth is brown bread. Jenny there got to talking about them, their bugs bugs like they don't have no feeling. Reminds me of a story just a few years ago with my youth. On the run there, group of local lads trying to throw stones in the what-not I run into

the hills find a little coat. I'm sat in that coat, watching little spider crawling up, trying to make a web. Struggles to make a web. Makes a really weird web. Webhole kinds of shapes, turns out that spider had LSD. 60s Me and that bug we had a good old talk Yeah We learn things about each other Seen things Beetle pops in how you doing okay I had a weird old time in my youth doing okay I had a weird old time in my youth. Yet I passed the bar.

So let's hope for us all the seconds left, Tom. But fair enough, now I can't make the decision myself as I'm too busy with the multiple orders of producer-guin-beanie babies we've had through our website. So instead I call upon our live Phoenix audience to make it for us. So if you think Alfian Ben and therefore Jenna is in the right, I would like you to applaud now. Okay? A strong faction that could go either way. But if you think it's a key certain factor on therefore Connor is in the right, please applaud now. the way, but if you think it's a key certain fan join there for Connor is in the right please applaud now.

Jenna we tried our best. That door is staying open I'm afraid. The bugs are left to roam free. How do you feel about the result? Jenna first of all. Bad. Yeah. A word man.

Connor how are you feeling? I'll close the door. Oh. Love the world. Word man Connor, how are you feeling? I'll close the door Love it all turned out yeah three points of both teams Let's make it me nothing at all So the final round is just around the corner unfortunately that corner is upwards of three minutes long Please join me in welcoming the Quick Fire round jingle! Yes! This is the Quick Fire round. It's the round that goes really quickly, which is why it's always quite amusing that

it has a long introduction. He's right, it's a mean... It has a long introduction Even though the rants quite quick This introduction we've been doing for a long time And the tune has become quite familiar You probably know it quite well it's always in my head I definitely know it too well but the tune has proved a hit lots of you have been getting in touch to ask how you could play it.

At home on your own guitar so I thought I'd give you a tutorial. There should be interest in talking through the chords So get ready here we go That's a G, then a, then this, he is an F Then we go down to a G, then we hear the A And then back to a H and get ready? Hey, you do do do there we go, it's the D coming now That's it, D, B, A, and then there, that's how you play at home

Well now you can do your wrong quick, for you don't have to listen to this one So let's get on with the quick fire around the quick fire What a service Thomas, Tom, Ben, what a service. I can't wait for that album. It's like the Colonel's spices. It's how they know. Yeah. The man thing was, he was genuinely quite close.

Yeah, he had the whole H-Core. Yeah, until that point. So this is the Quick Fire round. And as our show is about to... We've broken Alfie, but we must finish the show. As this show is about jet-washing the patio, jet, jet washing the patio, I want to give you your... I want you to give Alfie. You okay, man? He's too sleep deprived. He's too sleep deprived for the podcast.

Sorry, I'm sorry. I want you to give your answers with the vowels jet washed away, okay? So, I'll give us the answers with no vowels in them. Instead of buzzers, I'd like you to shout your first names out, but without vowels, Ben and Alfie. Bum. Mm. Josh.

Josh. Josh. Tom, it's a key, sir. Dumb. Keat. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I just wanted to do the only thing else, sorry about that.

Okay, off we go. Can I have that again, Mr Keatson? Just one more time. It's good? Yeah. Okay, off we go. The paved area, just outside of a building, is known as a what? Put a bed.

Put a bed. Put a bed. Put a bed. Put a bed. Ben? Put. Okay, this is the correct answer. Up bend. B- B- B- B- B- B- B-

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B- B- B- B- B- B- B- B- B- B- B- B- B- B- band you too. Oh, it's a key, sir. What?

I'll give you that, yes. What noise? What noise is a cat-mate? Nick Tom. Move! I can't have a move. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. What? Oh, he's better. Yeah, yeah sure

Oh, yeah, but it's put to Alfie Oh, that's what works is yeah Name the He's like a big orange cat coming for me Name the capital of Holland No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you, bless you, of course, yeah. And the opposite of cans, a quesa. Cuck! Sure, yeah. Cuck!

Yes. What is French for water? Tom. Tom? Ah, correct. Which type of wildcat shares its name with a popular deodorant? Cuck!

Yes, cuss a quesa. Link. deodorant. Yes, Kisakisa. Link. Links. Link. Yeah, Link. Link, you can just say, you can just say, Link. Link, Link, Link, Link, Link. Link.

If the correct answer, my favourite sentence is, Fr- Links. Yeah, I've been downwind of you, yeah. I've been downwind of you, yeah. I've been downwind of you, yeah. I've been downwind of you, yeah. I've been downwind of you, yeah. I've been downwind of you, yeah. Do you think Andrew has played a singing non in which film? Tom? Oh, is he a construct? No!

I did, I did. To the Andrews. I didn't hear the star of the question. I didn't, I didn't hear the star of the question. I didn't hear the star of the question. So I took a gamble. You had a 30% chance. It was either the correct answer, or the CIS track one or two back in the habit.

Okay, I'm going to approach the other team. Anyone want to take a gamble? Julie Andrews played a singing non-in which film? Go? Wait, you're not going to do something. anyone want to take a gamble, Julie Andrews played a singing now in which film? Uh... God? Wait, you're not... Like a call yourself? Do you think... Do you think I'm...

He enjoying yourself with a sin for a... A sin for a... Yes, I'm gonna give you that, yes. And finally, what is the name of this podcast? Tom. Tom. Puppies. Puppies. F- You're... S- It's correct, that is the end of the round and the end of the gallium.

So before we find out the final scores, Sir Keeser and Alphie, have you got anything you want to plug without vowels, please? Where are you touring? Are you doing Edinburgh? Any ofuh and you're that kind of stuff tell people about it now So Geesa hello Come follow me on Instagram. It is twix comedy twix like the chocolate donuts Yeah, don't ask I Do my show it my debut show Yes in Edinburgh 825

So my debut show? Yes! In Edinburgh, 825, the Pleasant, so please come and see it. I'm doing work and progress all around London and the UK, so please come and see it. Fantastic, what's the show called? The show is called Life of the Party, it's all about parties, setting the house, playing and all, I'm for a good party, don't be chicken. So come along. Okay, fantastic.

Alfie. Hello. So come along. Okay, fantastic. Alfie. Hello. Hello. Hi. I have a podcast of my very own called The Alfie Brown Show, but you should only listen to it if you feel like you really like me. I should say it is that type of podcast. It is that type of podcast. If any of you are on the front, do you want to listen to it anyway?

In my horrible comment, I don't care. Also, if you're a fan of Formula One racing, I have a podcast called Dirty Air, but very few, it's not that kind of bodguys either. I'm on social media on an AlfieBound comedian.com. I still feel quite damaged by the introduction to the Quick Fire round, to be honest. I don't mean like I've recovered from that laugh yet. So thanks to all of you guys for coming down to our site. Thanks to all of you for listening at home. As always check out our Patreon Patreon.com forward slash

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winners are Tom and Zakita with 39. So Ben and Alfie are jet-watching the patio, but Tom and Zakesa. We've got to do it. We've got to do it. Let's hear the blue-peat of theme song one more time. Tom, to sing us out, it's sacked over there and they just lost but they don't really care, so get around, we had a nice time, we'll go upstairs, I'm gonna drink some wine, but let some applause for Matthew too, he's ran little and don't you know, he's had a good time and wins up there and in the two, let's go upstage! Yay! Thank you so much, everybody. Thanks to our guests, Sakeesa and Alfie Brown. We'll see you next time.

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You can't be contained in time. No. You can't be contained on a phone. But it was lovely to me. You got my ring. It's like the tone was your voice currently. Oh my god. You killed me. And on that note, let's end the episode here.

It's been one of wild ride. It's been Sir Keesa, Alfie Brown, superb guest. Thank you, beautiful. Produced by Mccorsham. Of course, Corsham team. Corsham team. Unced by McCorsham. Of course, of course. Of course, indeed. Unproduced a Gwyn. Unproduced a Gwyn. And produced a Gwyn. That's it. That's it. That's it.

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