Pappy's Flatshare - Slamdown w/ Cariad Lloyd & Angela Barnes (Make the bed) S11E09

Episode Date: March 2, 2021

Neither “Tom!” nor “Ben!” want to make the bed… so Matthew says we’re gonna have to have a Flatshare Slamdown!With Angela Barnes and Cariad LloydCariad Lloyd - https://twitter.com/ladycariadAngela Barnes - twitter.com/AngelaBarnesDon't forget: on March 25th at 8pm GMT we are holding an online Flatshare Slamdown with guests Suzi Ruffell (Live at the Apollo) and Rachel Parris (The Mash Report). Tickets are £5 (free for NHS) - https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/pappys-flatshare-slamdown-w-suzi-ruffell-and-rachel-parris-tickets-141659446217Pappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetSupport us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Flash, yes, land down. The podcast that keeps on giving, unless you're a patron, in which it keeps taking your moment from your account. What do we encourage you to give us that money? But we give you words into your ear canal and oh this week have we got some words for you we have indeed. In fact for the first time this is a first for us. Listen to dear, I'd love to know what this is that I'm really excited to hear the end of the centre.

Listen to dear, you're about to listen to an already award-nominated episode of Pathbist Sherslam Noun. That's right, this was part of the wonderful Leicester Comedy Festival. So, imagine picture as you're listening to this, you're imagine you're in Leicester. Leicester, we forget that we're in the East Midlands. If you enjoy that sort of wordplay, that's the reason you've been listening to this podcast since 2011. But yeah, it got nominated as best podcast at the Leicester Comedy Festival. At the moment, we haven't yet found out the results.

I think they're announced later in the month, but we never crossed. Well, this is the stage we normally stumble at. Let's be honest with the listeners. This is the classic Papi stage, to we get high on the hog on the norm. We're very, we're very comfortable with the norm. And then it slips away.

But you know, always, always, that's the spirit mate, that's it. Always the real. I mean, Mel and Collie about an award nomination already. It's not even, the ceremony's not even happened yet. I'm very philosophical about it. I mean, you know, I think we've been going to the go-to for last night.

You didn't win another, who's you can mean, you can be melancholy about that. Crucially, we didn't get nommed. That's what I'm saying is, we're very comfortable with the norms and then we rarely get the award To the point where we get the award it always feels quite uncomfortable A few times with one the few times with one it's not sat right but the know I left it

I'm giving all about it Give me a public vote for us No, give me a no I don't know. I don't know. Give me a norm over a win any day. Oh. Because the norm says, the norm says, you're up there. We like it. But you know, you're just choosing to like the thing that happens more often.

That's happiness, isn't it? Reconciliation. That's the key to happiness in life. Anyway, let's not go down that run, it all. We've been nominated for the award partly because of that fantastic, fantastic guests who are on the episode this week. We've got the brilliant Angela Barnes and Kerry Adloyd, but we're doing another recording soon with equally fantastic guests. And here to tell you all about that is Little Matthew Krossby. Hello, hello there guys. Hey, well, hello, and welcome to this, the promo part of the show.

So basically, we're doing another one. We've been doing these flat slams over Zoom, as you know, you're about to listen to one. There are a hell of a lot of fun. You can watch them at home, all you do is you buy a ticket, we send you a link, and you watch it in the comfort of your own home on your laptop, on YouTube, or whatever, whatever system you, I mean, it's gotta be YouTube, but it can be any system you like. Project it onto the big screen. Did anyone do that? I'd love to see that if people would project it

onto a big screen. I think it deserves to be seen on the big screen. Project it onto the outside of your house and get all your neighbors around. Yeah. Are you part of lead by Donkeys? If so. Let's get it on the town hall.

Let's get it on the wall of the book. Let's look for goodness sake. Come on you guys. This is what we're talking about. Yes, I mean, you know, the things have been relaxed, aren't they? What will have been relaxed by the time it gets to March 25th, which is when the next flat slam... My ass.

Oh, fuck. I mean, I don't know if it can get any more relaxed than it already is, mate. Ha, ha, ha. Good luck. Yeah, by the way, if you are, I hope to go to the grand opening. That is gonna be on March 26th, luckily enough.

But March 25th is the day we're gonna be doing it over Zoom. So go to eventbrbright.co.uk for your tickets, search for a Pappy's Flat Share or look at the show notes in this very show. Tickets are five quid, they are free. If you work for the NHS, if you're part of the Patreon, they are four quid and the guests are the brilliant Susie Ruffle and the phenomenal Rachel Paris.

Two of our absolute favorites, two returning guests, once again. So I'm really excited to have them back and yeah, it should be fun. Sure to be fun. Come on board, get in touch. Come on, guys, I cannot stress this enough. Come on board and get in touch. And come on board, and get in touch to tell us you're on board. Otherwise, you might scare us when we're going to the limit night. Do you know coming born and getting touches the opening line of the movie Captain Phillips? Are you really a great at saying that? Are you ready to because come on board they did and get in touch? Well you know what they said

they're the captains now. It's hands on the phone. Yep come on board. Oh why did I say that's like saying, it's like gonna teach your mum. He played right into their hands. Enjoy the episode and stay tuned on the other side for more chat, grumbles. Okay, sure. We don't have to, but why not? Let's do it.

Yeah, well, a bit more on the other side, why not? But otherwise, have fun. Well, I really mean that. Because I need, I think at this, you know, at this stage in lockdown, I need a little pick me up, and that's all it took. I feel, I'm on top of the world now, thank you so much. You're my little prick, pick me up. Oh, I'm out of town. Come on, he gives you one. It takes away with the other. He calls me a little prick.

I mean, come on, clarky, quiz pre rules love. Pick me up. That a good big big. Be just a quiz leader. Berykmya, that a good big beat. Be a little bit down. Be a round and then, and let all these people into our flat. Right, listen, one of you two, Tom and Ben, your big pricks, leads to make the bed.

Oh mate, I'm not gonna make the bed. I don't have the requisite carpentry skills. I am a exitus boy. I don't have the requisite carpentry skills Harry what about you what about you? I'm not gonna do it because I had a terrible encounter with a bed once I Well got a part in a show that was being directed by the Greek guy from Dragon's Den And it was alongside Leslie Grantham playing his character from EastEnders. And I was supposed to be playing the pillow, but I messed it up. And it was an important part for me.

It was a part I thought it was going to be really good. But I was there and then Leslie Grantham arrived, playing his character from EastEnders. Anyway, the Greek guy from Dragononsten, he was furious, he was the director, he sacked me on the spot. Basically, there were Den in the bed, Theopitheater said, roll over.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Harry, I've got to ask you a question here. So what you're playing on there is, there were 10 in the bed and the little one said and you're saying Theopitheatus is an adequate substitute for the little one This is on We should end the show now We carry out an engine

Well, I'm here, we're gonna think since what we've done No, it's not gonna get any better My foyer would constantly change his words to like to just poo say the wheels on the bus go poo poo poo and I think that is at the level So little poo how I wonder what you poo there There you go next show next recording Tom. If you're enjoying that that's pretty much the rest of the show. Listen there's only one way to settle this. Guys, can I tell you now and for that reason I'm out. I can only fix and well there's only one way tolab down! We're in a flat! Fla-ch-is-lab down! The show is on me! Fla-ch-is-lab down!

So we can just slide down! Fla-ch-is-lab down! Hello and welcome to Fla-ch-is-lab down! The panel show that says, Bed, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, Bed, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes,

and I'da down, do, V, and pillows, Bed, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Welcome to Griefcast, I'm the host of Landlord Matthew Crosby. Let's meet my happy bed fellow, It's Tom Barry and Benedict Clark. When did it go? Tom? I always thought, how did people react when they realised it just had gone? It must have been so hard.

I think we were losing it for a long time. When it went, it was a relief in the end. It was a relief. I can understand. Anticipatory grief, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, they were just out of their misery, John. Well Tom, now you can't make the bed on your own, Tom Ben. No, if you used it.

A hospital tucker that you've brought along this week, Tom, you've already had a little conversation, so let's do an intro proper. Who have you got with you? Great. Well, I missed the briefing meeting, making pancakes, so can I just confirm that who confirm which ones my team may carry out in this team? She's telling me something. Oh, I know her.

Yeah, great, great guy. He's like, Christ, it's not that other one. I know, it's a girl. I do need to tell you, right? Whenever we have meetings about this podcast, I always end up saying, we're gonna say, and we can get some really big guests in, like just to expand our audience.

And you're always my go-to guest to reference. I was going, we could get Carrie Adloid, and after one meeting, cross-belt set was once I'd say, look, Carrie had to great guest, but I don't think she's quite that wow name that I think you think she is. No!

Wait, that is not what I said. No, no. I thought you were big, but then Matt confirmed you weren't. That's like a neg. I think you started with negging it. I'll tell you what actually happened here, Cariad. What really happened is, I said, we could try and get Cariad Lloyd, and I'm like, yeah, Cari had his our friend who we could take to any minute. I'm not saying I'm not saying you're not a big name you're of course big

names and wonderful names but I'm just saying you are you are you are to us somebody whose number we have you know yeah that's why I was like Tom kept saying it and the irony is Matt text me to say are you free? Tom is too busy. He was too busy. I was too busy. I was on your team. You were on your team. Couldn't even bring himself to make sure that he knew the big guest was here. I wouldn't contact an A-lister with that going through their agent. Carrie had a very professional person in that respect.

Thank you. And I'm glad that Matt used WhatsApp to contact me. Please welcome a guest who wants danced so well. You're still doing it, right? You're still doing it, right? You're still doing it, right? I'm so happy. You're still doing it, right? I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. You're still doing it, right? You're still doing it, right? You're still doing it, right? You're still doing it, right? You're still doing it, right? You're still doing it, right? You're still doing it, right?

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You're still doing it, right? You're still doing it, right? You're still doing it, right? You're still doing it, right? You're still doing it, right? You're still doing it, right? crack on with the show crack. We don't have to if you don't want to. I danced Tom's headblet. That's all you need to know. That's all you need to know. The dance was so good. The dance was so good. Then it opened up an old wound. Yeah. I can open up Tom's old wounds. Cut that way. Oh my god. My a-list of skills. I didn't know if Tom thinks I'm an a-list

because I wanted to make this headbink. No one else has done it. I don't know what A-list or skills. I didn't know if I'd thought things would be A-list or if someone's made his head bleed. No one else has done it. No, I'm too bad. I'm Tari. Tari, take that. We'll take that out of Darnit, of course. If you saw that circus tour, it was it really was out of this world. When Marko and Sang-Shine, honestly, Tari was bleeding out of every office.

He had to stick Marta. He had to be a scoyot out of the building, he's upsetting some of the true fans. So, Kerry, thanks for coming on the show. Thanks for finally asking such a big name. Thank you. You do have the wow factor. Even over what type you've got that wow factor. What kind of a flatmates are you? What's your flatmates set up at the moment? Oh, well so I live with my husband and two children, so it's not really flat.

Well, it is flatmates except if my children were flatmates I would have asked them to move out now because they're babies at the same time. It's not acceptable to shit and make me clear it up as a flatmate. That would be a beef that you'd have to deal with. Like, oh, my flatmate shits in their pants and then they make me wipe themselves. You'd be like, get out. That's what my baby does and that's fine. But before that, when I was a flatmate, I was a good flatmate.

I was very clean. I'm very clean and I have anxiety and I like cleaning to deal with it. So I'm someone who, like, two in the morning, the whole kitchen is bleached and done and you just come down and hung over and you're like cleaning to deal with it. So I'm someone who like, two in the morning, the whole kitchen is like bleached and done and you just come down, hung over and you're like, oh this is nice, I'm like, I'm morning. I'm sorry.

It's like the else in the shoe maker. It's like that, but with, you know. It's not the shoes. Without the shoes and really intense anxiety, yeah. So I don't think I'm a good flatmate, but maybe some of my flatmates would be like, yeah, she was a bit intense. But it was clean, it was always very, very clean. I enjoy cleaning.

How would I like to enjoy it? How are you maintaining a cleanliness with two kids? Because that can be a sort of never-ending task, can I? Yeah, one of the, yeah, the baby is just discussing. LAUGHTER disgusting. We love him so much, he's so great but he's really reached that point where he'd had sausage for dinner and it was like putting time banana yogurt and then I was giving him banana eyes, and he just picked up more sausage and that's it. And then banana yogurt and I thought, who are you? What is this? This is gross but I knew I got my thought, who are you? Like, what is this? This is gross, but I obviously didn't say

that my good flatmates. I was like, I'm a meat. He's a culinary pioneer. He's a culinary pioneer. He's a culinary pioneer. He's a restaurantier. That's a true, but I knew I got it. He doesn't care.

He doesn't care. He just grabs it all. And I see likes to eat crumbs off the floor. He's like, wow, come on. 10 second rule. 10 day rule. Yeah, 10 day rule. It's still his coming dancing. And because he's our second, it, come on, the 10 second rule. 10 day rule? Yeah, 10 day rule is, it's the order is coming down to it. And because he's our second, it's just like,

if there's any, with the first, you're like, oh my god, what's wrong, what are they eating? Second, you're like, what is it? Is it all right? Oh, he's sped it out, it's fine. Like, he just spits out raisins. I'm like, I'll be all right. It's fine, it's fine.

You figured it out, figured it out, should be. So, yeah, it's just very messy, but don't worry, I've still got anxiety, so I still clean up around them to an unnecessary degree. Are you still, you know, up at 2am still? No, I'm not up at 2am, but I do unnecessarily clean. I guess when you've got, when you've got a kid, like 9pm becomes 2am.

Yes, when you get 2am, I was like, well, 10, Matt, which is way past my shanky. Or more it's like I should be working, it's like they go to end, I was like, well, 10, Matt, which is way past my shanky. Or more like I should be working. It's like they go to bed, I should work, but instead I'm like, you know what I'm gonna do? Mop that floor. Oh yeah, I'm gonna mop that floor. That's gonna solve all the problems of lockdown,

pandemic, and two children in the flat. Yeah, that's what I do. I don't mop the floors, because that's where Cleo does most of her best eating. All of it all just, I just go for it. Like a little rumble off your go mates. There you go. That's where I mop them, Matt, like a little rumble off your go mates. There you go. That's why I mop them up because he's eating on the floor.

Well, you know, it's different, different parents and stylists, really, isn't it? There's no right or wrong. Well, yes. Thank you so much for coming on the podcast, Kerry. Clarkie, who have you brought with you this week? I have bought my head You need to check because it's Angela by the way just in case I bought my hair stylist

Definitely not an a-list you didn't want me I had a big to come on this show. Jesus Christ, I'm up to go in. I'm up to go in. I'm up to go in. I thought they call me. Angela, thank you so much for coming on the show. It's great to have you here.

You must be intimidated to be on with Carrey ad. I'm going to tell you. I genuinely am. Try and put that out of your mind for a second just treat it like a normal human being what kind of a flatmate are you what's your flatmate setup well I live with my my fiance that's such a shit word isn't it but we got engaged in week one of lockdown and the first one down which is great I think is the well I don't know we've just had to stay pissed for a year until he realises what he's done.

That's great. Great what a deal. But yeah, so it's just us and a cockapoo. So it's, you know, she's not even a cockapoo. She's not even a fighter. She's not even a fighter. Oh my God. How old is Pancake today?

How old's Tina? She was born on Christmas day, so she was too on Christmas day. I know it's too much in it, it's just too fucking much. On Christmas day, do you do like a kind of nativity scene where you put her in a little manger and dress up as Mary and Joseph? We don't really have, you have to very bad that we don't have children, but we genuinely have Christmas day doesn't start till midday, because till midday it's Tina's birthday because you know it's hard for kids when they're born in Christmas day to feel left out so we make sure she gets her

moment and does she get separate gifts does she get Christmas and animals? Of course she does, yeah but we are not, that's the crazy part. She's like why are they making such a fuss about these two things on an animal? People are... So I guess you assumed that to start a lockdown. Well, you know, we'll get married in a couple of months time because... Yeah, well, we're supposed to be getting married on the 4th of September, but we'll see. And... Good luck.

Who knows? Just give me a vaccine. Please, I love any of them. Good luck. I can get married. I mean, just give me a vaccine, please, I love any of them. Good luck. Give me one so I can get married. I mean, you're asking the wrong people, are you not in charge? Why am I here? I can't imagine. I can't understand them.

Shit. A list is, the A list has already happened. No, no, no, no. The science, the church of Scientology source, don't they? Yeah. If you want to British podcast a word, guys, you're in a vulnerable group. Oh, wow.

Wow, wow, we wouldn't know. No, we wouldn't know. What about a loaded laughter for a bottle? Loaded laughter for a thousand times. Loaded laughter for a thousand times. It was a... never forget. I think if you've got a loaded laughter, then you're definitely in a vulnerable group. Yeah, yeah.

But that was during the first smallpox pandemic, so we were... It was for the first smallpox pandemic so It was for the Russian flu Well, listen we have we've met our guests let's find out now who's gonna be showing up and who's gonna be turning down as we play round one I'm still awake because I can hear you breathing. Sounds like a pig when you are sleeping It leaves me staring at the ceiling, I have to spend my night listening to your grunting I just wanna be a sleep where I could be top on the game I just wanna glow in the ice I just wanna fall asleep But you're a snorkel baby And I don't wanna hear a thing

Cause even when I dreamt of love You snorkel about to do a cup and you'll wait me baby And I don't wanna hear a thing Oh, lovely stuff. I really, really enjoyed that. That was amazing. This round is called Dove No, It's Bedtime. I have, thank you. I have clumsily re-worded the classic band-aid song to be all about beddy-bys. So I would like Tom and Angela to perform this new version, taking a line each and impersonating a different celeb for each line. Okay?

So Ben, you're going to have to guess the five celebrities that Angela is impersonating. Kali, you are guessing Tom's five. Okay. So I've sent you through the words to this reworked version of the Band-Aid classic. Oh, wow, wait, okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you can't just, a little caveat,

accents not my thing, I'm not meaning to be racist. We just thought we were just saying that. Don't worry, we put out a caveat before the start of every episode saying that. Absolutely, good. You can't be racist, okay? You can't be racist, okay? We've got a catch all the nights, but okay. Okay, here we go.

We like me, Charlie, okay. All right. Right. If you'd like to start, Angela. So I'm starting, okay. Yes, please. Right, okay. It's my bedtime, I thought I'd come here.

It's my bedtime, up's not like coming. It's my bedtime, up the stairs without delay. At my bedtime, I turn off lights and I lower shades. Ha ha ha. Reader bedtime story, I've got the tune. And drink a glass of milk. time story I've got the tune and drink a glass of milk and slip under my sheets of finest silk my teddy bear is lying next to me the louis just down the hall if I need a way. I swear it might get racist. All my accents are Italian, sorry.

Outside of my bedroom window is dark as you can be, my wife. And I'm scared to shut my eyes in case Freddy Krueger murders me Abigora I'm warm under the covers, but outside it's healing sleet. I mean Harry's gonna get a prop for this one Oh my God, amazing. Really, really good. Really, really good. Oh my God, that's intense. It's really hard.

It's a real rush though. You won't believe how hard it is just to listen to. Yes, strong, painful strong I need a gleevecast now to recover. Shall we do a whole debrief episode on your podcast? We need it we need closure we don't get on the podcast cross-b with this try and make we need it we need this we need to be on a podcast. It's a list of, we need this, we need to be on a list podcast.

Yeah, it's a list of... It's a list of only... You need to read a book about something really depressing. I think you can come on. I think to show about a dead dad and I can't get on it. What's wrong with you? I think this is it. I didn't come on the show, I did not do that.

What? What? I can't believe it. I didn't even... You can't see me. I had no idea! We've done loads of games where we died on stage, is that count? I've seen Crossby die loads of times!

Angela, call me, that's... I was gonna know that! Yay! I mean, look at me sounding pleased that my dad's dead. I don't care! You need to come to my podcast. It's all worth it. Anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to like take a,

but you know what it's like, A-listers get shattered. I'm so terrible. It was like I'm really not in there for a second. No, you know, it was like, no. Now, let's start with, let's start with Clarky. Clarky, Angela did five impersonations. Would you like to hazard a guess at any of the five? That's a strong word, isn't it? In personation, I think. I think some of them was so clear. I would like to hazard a guess at any of the five words? Isn't it impersonation?

I think some of them was so clear. I would like to say, I want to throw a borat into the mix. That is correct, yes. And I'm out. Oh man. Well, are you sure there's no one else you can get from that? I just think yes! Yeah, can we just...

They felt like they did feel like good impressions, but the problem is, I'm not very good with celebrities as it is. And also, and also with singing... I mean, this is a problem. They're all A-listers and only carry out, well, no, because they're all in a little bit. Yeah, they're all in a little bit. The problem I had was the song, the song was so enjoyable. And he was now, he said, they're my listers. I'm so enjoyable. And he can be sad. And now he said, then I was wrong.

I thought one was Doc Cotton and then I was like, yes! Doc Cotton is correct. Yes! The first one was Doc Cotton. I thought, yes! I'm so jealous. I thought, yes! I'm so jealous.

I thought, yes! I'm so jealous. I thought, yes! She's been brown. She's been brown. She's been legend. I thought you meant like Hollywood. That's what I was like, oh, that's, yeah.

That's what I was like. No, they're not Hollywood. Okay, don't I was way better Don't cut them. Yeah, you got a point to carry on a point to talk it. I'm indicated The character of dot cotton passed away, didn't she? Yes, did she? When I watched it I was deeply affected by actually I was deeply affected and it really She just she just quoted Dylan Thomas you remember that Yeah, so he just quoted Dylan Thomas, do you remember that? Yeah, I'd love to be able to talk to you about it, Carrie, at some point. Process how I felt for.com.

It's been on the show. Tom did what a live episode recently. Oh my god, what? Yeah, it's like not the long ago. A lot of you didn't think to invite you to his podcast. Honestly, guys, it was an absolute lol fest. I roofed it. It was great. Absolutely hilarious. It was one of the funniest stories about poo and death,

I've ever heard. Worth listening to, Greedcast, episode, maybe. Unbelievable. She's a pro. She knows how to work the angles, doesn't she? Anyway, dot cotton by God. So you've got a dot cotton. I, cladon, you got Borat. And, Perry, do you think you could steal any of it?

I know you were doing your prep of your own impersonations. Was Pavarotti, your Italian person. No, I think that was Borat, was Borat. Okay, carry-ad. It's not Welsh. LAUGHTER I'm not of a sequit for this. Carry-ad, it's your turn to see if you can get...

You've got one of... Oh, my God. ...and you're right. Could you get any of Tom's rights? Now, as a little tip when you're guessing, they were all really good. LAUGHTER Yeah, they were really good.

Was the first one more bit to do, O? Yes! It was Roppertz in Ero. I think, and then I didn't really remember the second one, but your voice was very smooth. Thank you. Very smooth. Was it? Was very smooth.

There was a thing where you turned to give me a clue, but it did not understand. Yes, that was good The Lou is just down the hall It's on Jones Well Jackson I think that through me. Very rare for me. Yeah, it doesn't sound Welsh. Yeah, then what was the ones after that? I was massive from... I'm scared. I'm scared. I've brought shut my eyes.

I was in case Freddy Krueger murders me. It was going to be the frog. I was going to say one of them said it was a little bit, but I was like, why am I thinking that? I'm sorry, I doubt it, you. Trust your instincts. And the last one, the party sounded like a bit of a smog. I was too much compote.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I doubt it, you do. Trust your instincts. And the last one, the party sounded like a bit of a smog compote. I was too much compote. I'm sorry. If that be tough, if Crosby was lobbing that in, give us your best dream and compote.

It was a very good thing to compote it. It was a very good thing to get poked. If you go Toby Jones, I'll tell you how I think the Jack is doing most of the work on Trim and get poked here there. And the last one, grab the shades of any idea what it was. Well tonight, thank God I've got some rubber sheets. I'll give you a few. I'll give you a few. Some rubbish! I'll give you a clue. Does it, Danny DeVito and Twins, because the jacket and the sunglasses are doing nothing? Listen, the jacket was already the jacket on the spot of the impression.

You were to DeVito out of those two, okay? I don't know, it did sound familiar, but I can't think who. It's Stevie Wonder. It's not Stevie Wonder, no. Can I be a very bold decision, Ag? It was Clarky, can you see him? Surely it was, it was Bono. It was Bono, it was Bono himself.

I can't see him. I'm so blinded as a soul. I just touched Bargis Lov. Because Bono's,'t sell the line in the song. I can sell it. Because bono's, that's the from the original song. So I thought it won't be bono. It's a classic cross-be-subversion of the death. You see, that's what you get when you book cross-be. Can we, a lovely little subversion at the end?

How did they ever book me for my own podcast? I never know. That's it. I'm not even an A-list, I'm within this this podcast. And, Perry, give us the sheets of finest silk again, so we'll see if we can all work that one out. And slip under the sheets of finest silk. Any idea who that's supposed to be? That was Tom Perry giving a lift. Marky.

Oh, no, go. Oh, no, go. Well, no. Carrie, how'd you go first. Oh, do you remember Gary Roach, the chef? He's always going and season the salt really says. Imagine, imagine it's a list of two Gary Roach and Truman Capote. Imagine, if that's what it crossed me a troughnut, man.

I've done more obscure in the past. What is so neat about this? It was too blemish. It was too much fun. It was so hard. You didn't do that, did you? Yeah, it did. They had to be like that.

Angela, we've got a couple more of yours. Now we've got your joke cotton. Your second one, can you give us that again? I'll try. I'll try. Read a bedtime story and drink a glass of milk David Attenborough it is attenborough Oh my god and then the penultimate one my teddy bear is lying next to me Oh, please's awesome.

Sorry guys, that was very tough. It was a really girl doing a man doing a woman was just a... It was a bridge to father-barn. It was a tough one. It was a tough one, Barnsy, but you know what? You rose to the challenge. It was really, really impressive. Now I've taken a hatchet on this next part of the round to the song Perfect Day and renamed it Dove Day. I would like Cariad and Ben to perform it as five different celebs each.

Tom, you're guessing Cariad, Angela, you're guessing Ben's Dove Day. Here we go. I need a 2vd! Free bottles of wine! Last night! I thought I would be alright, but I'm fucked! Just a 2vd! Mustard duet day Yeah, yes to go to work I enjoyed it just lay here all day and Duke myself off

Oh, it's just a duet day TV and deliver Lows women and Lorraine Loose women and Lorraine. You've done that one. You've already done that one, Clarkie. Have very distinct, actually. Clarkie, are all of your dark elves. Oh, five points to barring. Sorry.

No, keep going. I'm not sure in that banning cool man that's like skew. Oh my god. I'm the head started. Please it again Manning through my neck flicks Oh Wow fantastic work. Okay, so we'll throw it over to Angela and to Tom Angela we'll start with you okay do you think you could get any of the impressions there that Clarkie was doing do any names leave right immediately the only names from Clarkie I've written

them down I've got Father Christmas is correct yes I've got Woody Allen Was doing the wood All the worst bits I love Michael Ball. No, Michael Ball. He's a real eyelister. I mean, I love Michael Ball. The first one he did, I thought was, do you remember those old creature comfort adverts for Gats? The turtle. The art man animation was.

The art man animation, the terrible the really great the mouth I Think you I think you're good. Oh It's a mom or Wallace you Wallace I'm not Clayman jazz from more. He's also got a lady Well, we'll go through we'll go through a clockies in a second because I thought I got one there and I was like, oh, it's that. And then I realised I've written down the ones they're supposed to be. And that's not on the list.

I was like, oh, bloody hell, that's absolutely flawless. But anyway, we'll get to it in a second. So Tom, who did you think that was? I think I'm going to answer with some confidence here. I think I've got four out of five. Oh, I love this. Here's a boy. I think I've got four out of five. Oh, I love this. Here's the answer. I think Carrie had just got right at this. Here's how to say it. Boris Johnson.

No. Tick. No. Tick. Joan Collins. No. Miss Piggy. No.

Piancé. Carrick reading. Carrick Lloyd had her career shattered last night. I'm impressed in his Torah. Pionce! Character comedian, Carrie Lloyd had her career shattered last night. In fact, I'm fresh in this Torah, the Commissioner of Radio 4 said she'd never work again. She arrived, doesn't A-list her? She left, doesn't see list her. We're literally dragging you down to our level. Oh, no, I'm so sorry, you didn't get any of those correct comments really sorry.

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Daddy Dyer Granddad from only four years if you if you if you pitch him Telling that piece of information to John to road then maybe you Is the egg Wallace. It's course, it's course. It's got the same mouth as the turkey. It's course, it's course. Now you're in that. That is delicious. Ah. Ah.

Right, bottles of wine, that's not. Free bottles of wine, that's not. Free bottles of wine, that's not. I bet you regret that later. You've got all your bad tips on that. I bet you'll sort of, you picked apples. Oh, I'll see you later, John. All right.

That's... And then the contestants, like, he's still talking. He's still talking. Yeah. And John's thinking to himself, you won't see you later, John. All right. That's... And then the contestants, like, he's still talking. He's still talking. And John's thinking to himself, you won't see me later, mate. No. So people, it's like, I think it's painful. Yeah, it's right, it's course. It's right, it's course.

John is making it clear. John's like, it's over. Greg's like, stay with me. Their conversations hit me, films, like, very intense close-up of John talking. Very intense post-op of Greg talking. But they're pretty not in the same room at the same time. I don't think John allows it anymore, John but I'll do my singles to the camera, then I'm leaving Greg's like, oh is he collar?

Yeah, he said he'd call me like, I never had. That's what Clark, he's completely pre-recorded for this because he can't be in the same room as me and Crosby. So he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, yeah, he's just, he's just trying to sing. Yeah, just sing. So I'll just sing. That's so funny, Matthew. There you go. Sometimes I have a glitch, occasional glitch. Okay, uh, carry-ads, should we do your, should we do the one that they haven't got? Which, oh yes, there's two, yes, let's do the first one they

didn't get. It's so hard because I think I've just avoided it so long. I couldn't even even my face didn't even want to make this right sound but um Here we go. It can I can like Don't cut Okay, how on hair sort of moving the hair around the head Kick I kept

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Clarke, give us this one. Oh, okay. Loaf, wee, me, and Lorraine. I thought it was, I thought it was Dick Van Dyke. I thought it was Alan Carter. Oh, it sounds, yeah, yeah. But it isn't, but I mean, it does sound like Alan Carter.

Okay. Do loose. Do loose. We're in under rain. That's as more like Alan Carter than the last time you did it. Oh, it's some Alan. Is it some others do have him? It's not, no Frank Spencer, I've read it.

No, no, it's not. It is, of course, Janet Street Porter. The clue was in the very line, a former loose woman herself, and then finally the lovely. I once really upset Janet Street Porter, because we did a thing together and we've got similar haircuts. And she said, oh, we could be sisters. And I went, well, mother daughter, and she did not be for this. She did do it to be for this. Oh, wow, wow, wow. Well, let's hear the final one from Clarkie and from Carried.

In fact, Carried first. Let's hear Carried first. I should stand up, but I'm not going to do it. Burnin' through my Netflix skill. Shakira! Yes! Thank you! Wow, wee! Yay!

I bet you're talking to me here. I just want to have my special school. Yeah. Let's hear yours, Clarke. Burnin' through my Netflix school. Oh, you had a snore. No. Is it had a snore?

Has anyone heard of you? And people. Yeah, even though you're always on the side. Is it a head of snorkel? Is it a head of snorkel? Is it a head of snorkel? Is it a head of snorkel? Is it a head of snorkel? Is it a head of snorkel? Is it a head of snorkel? Is it a head of snorkel? Is it a head of snorkel?

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Tom and Carried have five a Ben and Angela have ten Goodness I've let you down that career so Ben and Angela are in the lead, but Tom but we're Tom and Carried Light ahead in flat games I can't not fit, can't fit, when you can't go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, up to five ingredients from their kitchen plus a receptacle. They will then one by one combine the ingredients and present to the world a brand new cocktail. Our award points for Jazzy name, flaring ability and of course hippie hippie shake. There is a bow. Angela Barnes is sat in a cocktail bar. She is sat literally in a bar. She's not going to be around. I am next to the dressing up, basket. LAUGHTER If that's your cocktail, then that's your cocktail.

All right, listen. It doesn't have to be liquid, because that's like... I don't listen, I'm not going to be a stickler for that. You have to consume it, right? As long as you can fit it into a sceptical and give it a bit of a swig. OK. That's all I'm saying.

Don't eat a tiara. It's good advice. It is not just for this podcast, just generally. Don't eat tiara. Okay, so I'm going to give you a minute to grab your five ingredients, your time starts now. And while they're gone, I've been working on a few chords I thought I could Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Oh, the hippie hippie shape. Yeah, I can't see a spill.

Whoa, the hippie shape. Whoa, I can't not breathe. Whoa, the hippie shape. Whoa, whoa, the hippie hippie shape. Carrie, how do you got your five? I'm really, I'm not very good at counting. Yes, I have to. We're shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Zoom is hard. Does he want to set up professional audio settings? No, listen, I know it's kind of pretty good when I was doing this. Listen, I know that was sounding pretty amazing,

but I'm just a happy amateur. We don't want professional settings. This isn't grief cast, is it? We're not professional. Right, Clarke's back. Okay, so Karried, you were first. You were first. Talk us through the ingredients of your cocktail, what have

you got and then we'll talk about what you're going to call it. Okay, well I've got five but the receptacle is also part of it. Sure, that's fine, yeah. So I've got obviously, obviously, yes, obviously you've got, obviously. Obviously, obviously. Obviously, my kitchen is very near the bedroom of the baby is alright. There was limited amount of noise So I just had to go for the first things I saw so fruity banana Yeah, and then you want a little bit of texture so there's an organics ot bar

Surely a sausage We an apple and then a little bit of another fruit raspberry apple. It must be apple. Lovely. And then, um, a little bit of another fruit, another fruit, it's a cherry tomato. Oh! Every cocktail needs a little bit of love. A little love. Ooh! A little love.

And oh! Tell me your fortune. Oh, she's got a fortune cookie. Oh, yeah! I can see that. I can't afford a jink cookie. And it all goes into the red riding hood. And it is the love, love fortune, the red love fortune hood. So obviously you drink it and then at the end you read the fortune. That's what I feel my glitter is. Yeah, and it's so reserved. So the idea is that you drink.

Everyone needs one. You drink all of it. Well, we still took Angela. You drink that and then the fortune, what do you do? You take a fortune, you cook it out and you cough the fortune, you cook it back up and read it. Yeah, you cough it back up and then it fortune, what do you do? You take a fortune cookie out and you cough the fortune cookie back up and read it what's out. Yeah, you know you cough it back up and it's, should we see? Should we see what I got? Let's find out what the fortune is. And now I actually get to eat, I'm quite hungry.

Today is a lucky day for those who remain cheerful and optimistic. We're in our way to the pandemic, so that's for you. Fuck you fortune cookie. So you locked down three. We're not going to be in the pandemic, so that's for me. F*** you for the jinkigee. You see that? So, you locked down three. I've got a good feeling about this round as long as you can just smile love. That's all I'm saying. Just cheer, cheer, cheer, laugh, come on, laugh, give us a cheer.

Give us a jinkigee. We're overbosh, bro. He's trying his best. Love what's worse than can happen. Oh, he's odd. Could you do any better? Could you? So that's why, um, so to remember, remind us again of the name of it, it is the little red riding, little red riding hood of love. The little red riding hood of love. I love that. That's superb. Um,

Harry, um, talk us through yours please if you will. It's not gone well. No, okay. Remember, remember the fortune cookie, stay optimistic. I've got a plastic tube pint. Got a plastic tube pint, no? Okay, plastic tube pint. It's got a bit of big one.

I've got the dregs of orange juice. Bits or no bits please? Yes. No bits. No bits. Just like bits. No bits. Oh Just like you it no no bits because it was bought for a cake recipe not to be normally drinking That's it would have had bits in sure. I made a ganache actually So, erm, so you've got... Oh, the warnings have the cars come out, of course.

Left over from the Pappies podcast at Christmas. It's good, it's ours for three months, so you're still within, just within. Three months. Orange, orange. Orange, orange. Orange, okay. It's got it, so it's going to have a sort of extra sweet custody consistency to it. What are you putting in there as well? A bit of Captain Morgan's is that. A bit of dark rum.

Dark rum. It's a kind of spiny night on the sea. Give that orange a bit of kick. Yes. Cup of that. Cup of that? Sounds good. Cup of that.

And then a dash of beer. Oh no, I don't want to put beer in there, do I? No, it's not. That's all right, actually. That's a fact, okay. Let's, I think, and then you're in fourth ingredient. Oh, an egg.

Oh. Crack an egg in there. I mean, we should be caught some of the... Advocat. Yeah, it's an egg, it's an eggy treat from Harry here. Oh, that's the name. Eggy. And you're using the, you're you're using a little spoon there.

We talked about that spoon before the record, but that is the teething spoon. So make sure that goes back in the dishwasher before you do it. Yeah, two-year daughter. I just would just say, I can't stress that enough. If you don't get them pissed, you'll give them Salmanella, so. And then the moment of truth. So, Harry, talk to the ingredients one more time

before you neck it. Orange juice, advocate, dark rum, and an egg. And it's an egg-y tree. That sounds like a real cocktail. Yeah, it sounds like a real cocktail. An egg-y tree, how's it tasting? Oh! Oh, there's some gagging.

Tom, remember, be cheerful and optimistic. Come on. Do you know what? Once you get past the clag, there's a smooth finish. That's what they say about my clitoris. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER Oh, please, please, we enjoyed it. The joke. That's like gay. So, that was, alright, so we've got the little red riding hood of love and the eggy treats. Okay. Very, very strong work for Carrie and Tom. Let's talk about Barnesy, Barnesy, what have you got for us?

I feel like she really, she had everything she needed. What I've got is quite a lot of regret. Now I know that I've actually got a drink this, but that's not it. Ah! Ah! Let me do this, like I've got a shaker and everything. Ah!

Shaker, love it. So I've got, this is some banana la cuo, that my friend bought me about a decade ago from holiday, still not been open, so I'm gonna open it for this. Cracking open the one easy The one eater banana liqueur You can't beat a dusty holiday liqueur the

That is right there's been in the globe for a long time. So what I call my I mean I've got yeah I've got some hallix because I'm you know, I mean my mid-40s now guys, I'd like to get a good night's sleep. So I'm going to pop in a bit of that's for lips. That's for lips. It's, it, it, it, it calms the stomach, doesn't it, slows the digestion down, it calms the stomach, you're sleepy, you'll need that with the finita, so it's going to, they're going to cancel each other out a little bit, but they're working.

I think you need a bit of a pick me up though, I'm a bit worried that's a bit too much of a sleepy mix so I've got some Nando's peri peri sauce. Oh, you are leaning on an open door here. You really are. This is fantastic. I mean, is that the three isn't it? Is it mild? What?

Yeah, how hot is the pepper? I'm ashamed to say it's lemon and herb goods because I am a pussy. But it's fruity. That's gonna bring out the banana. Lemon. That's right. Lemon and banana are all in all fits. So I don't need to slice any lemons because the lemons are already there, you see.

It's in already. I'm thinking. I've got some urban fruit gently baked strawberries. So I'm gonna pop a couple of them in. Yeah, he baked strawberries. The best way to have a strawberries to bake it, I would say. Absolutely. And then I've got the dog treat.

There we go. So it's for the whole family. Really regretting this now. A little dog gingerbread man. The dog's giving me evils now because I'm not letting them. Oh, Tina! I would say drink that through gritted teeth. Give that a little, give it a bit of the ol' hippie hippie.

And then it's all right, it's going to be all right because I've got a nice little... Oh, a croot of ice. Oh my gosh. And I've got a little... This is Angela Barnes, somebody who knows how to live. I'm bloody classy, me mate. Oh, yes, please.

Very much so. So, are you ready for, oh, me mate. Oh, yes please. Very much so. So we're ready. You ready? Oh, hang on. What's it called? Yes. It's called the dog's bananas. There we go. Oh, it's so good. So good.

That's excellent. I feel like this viscous guy is just rocking viscous. OK. I wish this was smelly vision. How are we going? Talk us through the nose of it. It's viscous guys, it's truck-fifishers. Okay. I wish this was smell-a-vision. How are we going to talk us through the nose of it? Talk us through the nose. Well, I'm getting, at the front of the palette,

I'm getting banana, it's there. It's right there. And a bit of herb. And then I'm getting quite a forceful gagging reflex. And here's what I'm getting there. But you know, that's not always a bad thing guys. That's what we know. Always exactly.

Yeah. Okay, you've got the cocktail umbrella in there. Okay, now the moment of truth. Bansy's got some's up. Bansy's gonna drink the dosenitis. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Hold it. Hold it down. Hold it down. Well done. And it down, well done. It looks like a bin. I really hope people are doing a drink long at home. You've got all the ingredients to lie in around, guys. Yeah, of course, that banana look good.

That's the side of quality. Yeah, look at all that. Good legs on that. Good legs on that. Okay, so we've had the dogs bananas. We've had the eki treat. We've had the little red riding hood of love. Clarke, good legs on that. Okay, so we've had the dogs bananas, we've had the eki treat, we've had the little red riding hood of love, Clarky, close up the bar,

it's closing time at the bar, what are you end, Paris still necking, what can you hear him slurping away? He's still drinking it. He's still drinking it. He's gone back for seconds. Do you know what, I respect that, that's gonna be reflected in the points, the fact that you keep going back to it.

Can't go another bit. Yeah, what you do, that's going to be reflected in the points. The fact that you keep going back to it. Can't get another bit. Yeah. What you do, that's lucky because you've got a whole beakerful of it. Clarky, talk is fun. Well, I'm going to keep things off very traditionally with some ice. I just start. Ooh, I didn't think so much.

I didn't think so much. I always just think of ice as like really cold water. It's just you. I always think of it ice as like really cold water I think of it like really hard steam Hard steams what I call my Sambooker Okay, so you got the ice. Sandbuke. Oh! Yes! That's a little bit... Oh, look at that, he's even got a paw on it.

Oh, please. So at the moment, that is just Sandbuke with ice. That's not quite a cocktail. Listen, listen, listen! The spirit of the game is it! We didn't say that we just poured orange juice, all right? Listen, let Clarky... Let Clarky have his moment, all right?

So he's poured it into the new toilet. Of course. I mean, of course, much like like Tom I have to go to the Avocat it's the it's the basis of all cocktails really from Bicca and Avocat or Oh yeah Bicca we know what that is but I don't know I just want to know, I just want to know with this cocktail. We've got it. He'll be a Clarky.

Be a Clarky. Oh, yeah. Be a Clarky. They got an A. Don't, please don't Google for the instructions of how to make it, guys. And then to give a little bit of a kick, some Lucasade. Oh, original. Hello. If you feel about it, it's going to be a little bit of a kick. Some Lucas aid. Oh, hello.

If you feel about swimming, can we go in? Yeah. I mean, as it's going, has it rea- Have you ever been on the Lucas aid? Yeah. Has it reacted? Is there some sort of like a reaction going on?

Is it sort of bubbling and fizzing? Yeah, I mean, it's curable. When it dripped up a minute ago, there was a bit of curable. If you drop a mentor in a bottle, it's flat or blow up. The trick is, the trick is. He will learn about volcanoes. He's a potato potato. The trickiest with these is to really mix well.

So I've got the new trick. Oh, we've got the new trick. Oh, well. So she's doing it. I love it. Here we go. This is coming out. Neutripline's not working.

So you keep it analog mate. That's what you've got to do. That is the work. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Well, Farky's just gonna have to give it a bit of the old manual shake. It's a Satan. Farky's the old of the times give us that review at the weekend. He's genuinely dark and shit stormy. Is it not bad? That's all right. It's actually genuinely not that bad. Oh, it's gonna say, I feel like that's a winner. Yeah.

I reckon the Luke say takes the edge off the booker, right? Is it kind of how the booker get through? The booker really, that's the main flavor. But, ooh. I'm really regretting my decision to put a dog treat in. The Buka really caught that that's the main flavor but I'm really regretting my decision to put a dog treat Yeah, I think that was absolutely mad But I actually so that's I mean I think the idea of like Luca and Buka going together Do you can be found like sounds like it's already okay, so I'll go let's let's let's let's work through the the recipes again

We had we had the little red riding hood of love, the banana tree. I'm going to say for my money, a little dry, in that it had no liquid in it whatsoever. And it was served in a hood. But you did get it. I appreciate the fortune, so for that reason, I'm going to give it two out of five. So it's two out of five for that one. The eggie treat, I felt very positive about the eggie treat. I think I'd drink an eggie treat.

I could see myself on a night out drinking an eggie treat, and the fact that you went back to it, I'm going to give that three and a half out of five. We're gonna give it three and a half out of five. I've done top five. The dog's bananas, I was with you all the way until the dog shrieks. It's no longer vegetarian. So I-

No marks, oh no, they're vegetarian dog treats. Oh my dogs are vegetarian. Which case then I feel like you're back up to one in a heart now. I'm going to give you three out of five there at Barnsy, a very, very strong showing, but the winner has to be the Dark and Shit Stormy because it sounds like something I genuinely want to go make right now. So, Clarky, four and a half points there, man. Congratulations to Ben Clark.

Well done, Clarky. So, I tell you man Congratulations to Ben Clark. Well done. Okay. So I tell you what it's worth breaking ice ice Ice ice really that's the master's Australian it's Ice really makes the difference doesn't it? Maybe you're looking ice you're a tea bag. It's like I mean it's all very well that Clark is you know probably tastes the best But that's not how the world. That's not how evolution happens by being safe guys. I think my auntie's absolutely right there We could have all mixed a nice cocktail. Yeah I think outside the box

Farce you got three and a half points. You got three and a half points for your dogbistic cocktail You should be very very happy all right? You should be very happy, dude. Carrie had just basically fixed herself a meal because she's hungry. Like, for a listener who isn't watching this, Carrie had eaten her entire hoods during the course of this. Have a try. Have a try. Have a tomato. Say that, but what do you go on? A bit plaguing.

And then what? Then have a team. I mean, I'd love a trick if you can eat your own hood, by the way. You can go on a bit plaguing? And then one, then have a team. I mean, that's a hell of a trick if you can't eat your own hood, by the way. You can go on the road with that. Oh, wow, wow. I'm hiding in love, guys. I think there's harshly judges as being dry.

Let's move. Actually, tomorrow I gave a lot of juice. OK, all right, OK. I'm not going to put stand, all right? That's how I'm keeping it. Now, if I were to take some rakeish, Richard Burton charm, mix it with the angelic voice of Charlotte Church, and stir it with a leak, and undoubtedly come up with the concoction,

resembling our own producer, Gwyn. Producer, Gwyn, you tall drink on a hot day. What are the scores? What a dog, Gwyn. What a dog, is it? What a dog? I don't think so. Yeah, that as well. How do I do that? What a dog, yeah? What a dog? What a dog? Yeah, that as well. There we go. Do we even in Charlotte?

Do we even in Charlotte, come right? That's a shame. Sorry, that's a joke. Very dismissive. Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean?

Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Please, what are the scores? We need them right now. Up. Then the number have 17 and a half, and Tom and Carried have 10 and a half. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo And not for it. It's non-stop bunkers brilliance. I love the poor things. It's like theaters for December 15th. Next up proving that life is sweet when your gobs full of meat.

It's beef brothers. Sorry, what? I'm calling a call a bug. If you've got a problem call it a beef. If you've got a beef, maybe we can help you be from the sorting I can be. Yes, it's beef brothers where each week we ask our panelists to sort out a flat shared based beef. And today's one comes from Rich, one of our listeners who writes,

Here we go folks, finding themselves becoming bored over lockdown. My elderly 82 and 78 year old parents expressed an interest in watching Bridgerton and the crown on Netflix. My parents don't have a Netflix account so I gave them my password and set them up their own profile. The other night I thought I'd check in on them, see if they'd been watching anything. Turns out that one of them, and I'm not pointing any fingers here, has watched two and a half episodes of Siffredi, Late Night, an Italian language,

neither of them speak any Italian, an Italian language reality show where a porn star or Dition's other porn performers for a porn film. The key word there, porn. I had a curious flick through an episode. Well, what have you used to do, man?

What is? Like far-filed lights on. I had a curious flick through an episode and it is so, so rude. Should I turn on the parental controls? Have our roles officially reversed. PS, one great thing is that I bet my dad, and again, not putting any fingers, is shitting it. There's now a very noticeable ladies' arse,

first in the queue on the continue watching section. And he said, it's the photo, which I think we can bring up here, of the, so there you go, that is now. On the continue watching section, looking forward to him trying to blame that on an internet glitch or something. So, now, our four panelists are going to come up with a solution for Jonathan's problem.

Firstly, was someone like to just describe the image that our viewers can see, but our listeners at home won't be able to see? Well, I think it's a lovely picture of Timothy Spall, I think. That is, isn't it? When they're asking on. Lovely. The three members of the cast of Bridgerton, which is also very warranty, Miss Mbala, next to it, with a lady in a sexy red dress, also looks like could be a bit soft porn, which

is basically what Bridgerton is. It's soft porn for people who thought Pride and Prejudice didn't go far enough. And at the end is a bottom with some pants on. Definitely ladies, definitely a perred bottom. She's not been eating chocolate and crying too long. Those have actually been eating chocolate and crying and those have been obsessively working out because that's their way of dealing with it. That's where I look at it. I work out. Although all those images are under the phrase, continue watching from mum.

Oh, it's lovely stuff. I think even the logo is in the on, isn't it? It's a sexy, laid-night cheap sign. I think the very least you could do is go back in and change it to continue watching from mum and dad. I feel like that's the first thing you need to do. Just to not throw Mum under the bus. So, let's talk about what is, so Rich is our listener here,

what is Rich's course of action? Angela, what are your immediate thoughts? Do you try to make your thoughts up? I don't, but I can tell you a little story because you may know this, my dad, God rest his soul, ran a sex shop for a living, right? He did, that's right, yes. So my dad was very liable,

and I can remember when I was about 16, and I had my boyfriend came to my house, we were watching, do you remember, right? When Sky TV was first a thing, and you'd have television X channel, and you'd get the free view until midnight, and then it cut right and you just see a few boobs and that was it before streaming guys you know and I could remember being at my dad's house with my then boyfriend we thought we were really naughty we watched the countdown till the free view goes off at midnight

and the free view did not go off. I was like, oh my dad subscribes. This is all good. There's research, isn't it? It's research. Exactly. So I think, like, what's the worst that can happen on Netflix? Nothing. I'd be happy to know that my parents at that age

were still getting a thrill out of something. Do you know what I mean? I just can't see what the problem is here. I think you've got to stick up your ass, me, and just chill out. So is there as in title? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

At the very least, a thumb. So yeah, don't, don't, you know? It's pretty small. Just change it to mum and dad. Just let him keep. I missed that. I think that, you know, very, very strong first answer there, Angela, to be, yeah, just be a bit more liberal.

Yeah, you're all human. I agree. We're all human. That ass is just a human being's ass. We've all got a human being's ass. None of us have got that ass. I've got one in my freezer. Should have put it in the cocktail mate. So, Carried, what do you think? What are

your immediate thoughts? Well, yes, I don't want to be rude to this person who's obviously a bit embarrassed, but maybe I'm speaking for myself and I'm just someone who has the privilege of a dad who's alive. I'm like, get over yourself, that's the life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly, I'm not on the podcast with that kind of attitude. Tilly pops his clogs watching porn. No, I can do that. What are you going to do?

I'm going to take a look. What's your problem? I mean, yeah, it's about, okay, it's passing, but also, the red flag for me is, why are you checking? I share my Netflix with my mum. I don't check what she watches. I've done it as a grown woman. And occasionally we can't watch my Labour tutorial

because my mum is still watching, what the gambit or Star Trek. And that's fine, but I feel like, why did he go and check? And if you don't know, don't look. I think in Richard's defense, he was just checking to see that they actually managed to make it work. Although actually, you've got a family WhatsApp.

Well, I got a number of messages. Yeah, two more than a month, you're getting on the right. Check it. Check it. Check it if his dad can make it work. I mean, he's eight, two. He's got a few of his kids. I mean, he's got a few of his kids.

The ages kid, like he's eight, two of them. Yeah, it might be, like I could see, might be like, ooh, I'm back him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, I could see him, and he just went, oh don't worry love. I don't know why I bother now It's only talc that comes out It was I've had to go and I think that is a beautiful thing. Yeah, the day you stop trying is the day you die, isn't it? Have we reached have we reached an immediate consensus that this is actually fine. Perry, what are your thoughts on it? Well, here's what I think we might be looking at. There's another angle to this. Well, there's another angle to this, which I think rich might be concerned for his father

that he's about to get rumbled by his mother. And I would say the simple response to that is you can flood the continue watching with other things on your dad to be half so I'd say get on log on as you dad then like just bang on a load of like you know innocent Netflix stuff like this sexist way of looking at it I don't know it's not even watching it well yeah well that's what I see Oh, yeah, so Both Pete both Whenever I think they're watching it together what's this guy's name rich rich right rich

I'm sorry, but your mum and dad are watching it together and they're having a really nice time and you want to spoil it shame on you Get on Amazon Prime instead and leave them to Netflix. Yeah. It's a beautiful thing. You could make another profile for the dad. So you could have like, say to his mom, oh, there's now because dad's watching some stuff and you might get lost in what you're watching.

So you could, if you want to, like, if that's what you're worried about, then my mom and I could have separate profiles. I feel that's creepy. I make a little, I'll be, you know, I think that's what you're worried about, then I'm going to die because I've separate profiles. I feel that's creepy and making little往 over you now. I know how you can work out who's doing it or not. This is how you work it out. Do you remember in the Great Escape when the English guys described themselves as Germans

and they thought they'd escaped and then just as they were getting off the train, the German guard said, have a nice day and he went thanks mate Anyway, ah you're in there learn Italian right and then when you go round for Sunday dinner and your mom passes you a plate Just say like when? If she replies in Italian then it'll be like Sweating and gets a big red blotch over at the collatage, you're like, oh yeah, I'm on TV, you make a lady late night, so I know what you're up to mummy. Whereas if your dad has suddenly developed, you know,

fluid Italian, then I think it's kind of... Sorry. That's all sound of the name of my cocktail. Yeah, so I spent you when you thought when you said the great escape, you were going to say just shake it out the bottom of your trousers. That's a whole other piece of advice. So, is there a pile of talcabin when you're frugreek? We're a pile of talcabag, pretty frugreek. LAUGHTER Right, well, Glocky, how do you feel about this whole... I'd actually say, quite a different tack here, because... I share, and what, I think, first of all, I think it's disgusting and they shouldn't do it.

And the second reason for this is I share a Netflix account with my parents and the third reason for this is they are watching. Make sure that I absolutely just let them know, unacceptable behaviour, I haven't checked. But let's recommend Bridgerton. I would recommend Bridgerton. Alan Louise Bridgerton. I don't recommend Bridgerton. Alan Louise Bridgerton. I couldn't recommend it enough. Get amongst it. Oh yeah.

From episode three, really. Just start there. That's when it kicks off. It's really, it's wrong. I was going to say it. You've got to know that it is porn, right? Like it's free. It's free.

It's free. We did it as far as I was born. And Angela, are you talking to Ben's mom and dad now? I was, I was sorry. I was sorry. Yeah, sorry. Carry on, yeah. If you start and you don't want to talk to Ben,

drop me a line. Or is it Alan and Louise? Drop me a line, I'll talk you through it. It's fine. It's easy. Once you've got it, it's easy. Wow. All right, Ben.

Ben, I mean, Ben's gone very uncomfortable, isn't it? So as far as I can see we've got three options here. Number one, it's fine. Number two, make a separate profile for your dad, for him to have a jostle to. Or your mum should it be. And number three, Clarke's parents should contact Angela for Paul. So those are our three options. So I think, let's do this the way we normally do it. We're going to stick it up on the Twitter because I can't make the call myself because, Doctor, I am, Sir Freddie. So instead I call upon our lives. They should immediately stop watching it.

I call upon our lives, internet audience. Go to our profile on Twitter. It's at Pappy's Tweet. Our pinned tweet will let you vote for who you think should win. So I'm guessing it's Carrie add an Angela with it's totally fine. Carrie with a separate profile and Ben, which is of course get Ben's parents to contact Barnsy. I'm not sure how that became Ben's option, but that's one of this anyway. My dad's just texting. What's he said? He said, hey leave me out of this.

I'm just talking to your mum. Leave me out of this bracket, give Angela my number. We did it, just go for British and it's so easy to go. Start there. I'm going to close the voting now. Thank you to everyone who voted over at Papi's tweets. Whose beef advice is best? We had embrace it. We had separate profile.

We had parent porn tutorial. I can say, tell you now, separate profile got 6% of the votes, parent porn tutorial, got 43% of the vote, but with 51% of the votes embrace it. So I believe Barnes and Carrier get a point each there. Congratulations. So don't worry about it, he's 82, you got both parents alive. My God, let them live and have sex. So do enjoy themselves.

Next up, it's the great wooden staircase staircase we call the quick fire round and what better soundtrack to lullis asleep than those soperific songbirds Tom and Ben with a quick fire round jingle. Let's hear it. This is the quick fire round. It's the round that goes really quickly, which is why it's funny that it tends to have a long introduction. Ooh, yeah, that is funny. It has a long introduction.

The goes on really long. I say it's funny, at least we think it's funny. There are some people who might think that it is messy and upsetting. Stephen, I'm strong off the times, for example example might find it genuinely upsetting I guess you don't know how in a national newspaper. It's not great publicity. Just keep your thoughts to yourself, mate. Don't pop it in your column. I Spent the day thinking Maybe his phone corrected Maybe he was gonna say uplifting or

Engaging and the phone just changed I think you found it upset. In that case, start writing your columns on your phone or proofread before you send it. Any way enough about that, let's get into it. Here's the genuinely messy and always upsetting quick far out. Oh beautiful, beautiful work there from Harry and Clarkie. Never reviewed by the times ever again. Yes, this is the quickfire round and as our show is about making the bed, I'm going to ask our players to give their answers with a yarn. And we practice this before and this is quite tricky because it's a caveat to this. However, it's pronounced courier. If they, it's a, it's a, it's a carrier to this. If, if they yaw at any other point during this round,

they lose one of these coveted points. It could even be one of the two points I gave Angela and Cariass for me brothers. That's the kind of points I'm talking about. Can I just say that during that jingle, Ben Clark's mum totally just followed me on Twitter. Oh! I mean Louis Clark from the West Midlands, that's got to be your mum. I'm totally just following me on Twitter. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh What absolute scene. So gorgeous. So gorgeous. It's a clarky looks mortified. So far this is supposed to be a safe space for me. Clarky dad text.

Clarky's dad text, leave me out of this. Clarky's mum, go straight to the source. Do your wee-eat-eat. Do your wee-eat. Do your wee-eat. Do your wee-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-at-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-at-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat What did you think I'm being here? Okay, so instead of buzzers, I'd like you to yorn your first names Tom and Carrie at Very good Ben and Angela Right, yeah, okay, Perry I'm not gonna count that ones. We haven't started yet started yet

You're on with an answer tiny dancer You're on its own. It's a point you've thrown away. Let's get cracking Okay, I think carry had yawned first there So Carrie had please Torn I can have it with ya on please C'mon It's beautiful in the chronicles of Narnia what sort of creature is Mr. Tammus C'mon

I think Tom was just first there Foooooon That phone is correct Bansy hands down I could see you moving your hand towards you. That's the last guy I can see. I know, that's the truth. What's the most numerous, what's the most, I'm gonna count that as the end of your answer,

Barry. What's the most numerous piece in a game of chess? You can't do that. That's the very ad. Poon! Poon is correct. Now in the zombie movie, starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. Poon! Sure, that's the jam. Born is correct. Nay in the zombie movie starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost

Correct the grass in a garden is often referred to I think Angela was there It's correct got a gorgeous singing voice. Oh, it's correct. Got a gorgeous singing voice. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Bansy, right on the edge there. Now in the Kellogg's serial with a rooster on the box. Tom. Tom. Cut flakes.

Come on, flakes is correct. That was beautiful, Tom. Now in the second album by Oasis. Tom. Tom. What a scary morning. Glow. Aren't you? Sorry.

I was surprised. I was surprised it. She reserved it. She fired it back down, Carrier. I had moved that hand away. Name a type of edible crustaceans similar to shrimp. I think that was just clarky there. Oh, bro!

Oh, it was. In which time a stone movie did Tom Cruise play a Vietnam vet? Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! I love the fourth of Jones! It's correct. A round hour is sometimes known as a... Angelos!

This is really fucking weird now. Laying the long-time comedic partner to Jennifer Saunders. Come on, come on! Oh, that was really genuine. I really enjoyed that. A pastry cone filled with cream and fruit is often known as white. Angela. Angela. Oh, no. That's his correct.

A shield. Awesome, what she calls her. What else call your dad? Oh, no. What else call your dad? What else call your dad? What else call your dad? What else call your dad? What else call, sir? What's all your dad's?

After you finish your tutorial with him. Oh, man. A shield with WB inside it's a logo of which film production company? Oh, yeah, take a look. Warner Brothers is correct. If something is no longer here, it is. Tom! Tom! Pust away!

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! I'm afraid that's not the answer I was looking for. I was looking, of course, for GOOL on. And so is this round. it's the end of the game So before we hear the final score You know I'm gonna allow you all one y'all fucking hell But before the jaw so before we find out the final scores carry out an Angela

Anything to plug now carry out I believe we haven't talked about it Angela, anything to plug now, carry out, I believe. We haven't talked about it so far. You've got to put it on. I'm an A-list apocars. Where I host the grief cast, where I interview comedians and various other people about their experiences of grief and death, and it is cheerier than it sounds. So it's still people. Yep.

Thank you very much. It's coming soon, Angela Barnes. How are we seeing Angela? Did you already listen to Tom Pary? Ben, Matt, let me know when the worst happens. When Angela kills off my dad before I have to. When I have to. When you could have gone for that. Yeah, Ben, I knew it.

And that'd be really good. We've not covered deaf by porn and I really want to cover many griefs as possible So yeah, have you ever had the the breed and the murder at the same time? That's always just It's a different dynamic isn't it? You better open it up. Yeah, yeah, no, I have all valid. It's all valid It's all valid. Greep is valid. There's no grief hierarchy. That's a big thing we talk about so that will be welcome Angela, apart from the hard work you're going to be doing, and hard is the opposite of words with party parents.

What? What? Well, the path for my online porn tutorials. Yes, of course, yeah. I do have a podcast. I've got a podcast that I do with very funny Jon O'Farrill, and we do a podcast called We Are History, and it's us being silly about history, basically.

So yeah, have a look at that. We are history pod. I thought we are history was a podcast about Pappy's career. We're always working. We can come on. Can we get the letters on your podcast, which are about it? It's about 2009. As is actually called briefcast. My it's called We Are History. It's actually about Clark, his parents marriage. Oh, I think the marriage is going to be straightened down. I think it is actually, yeah, you're right. I'm doing my best for their marriage. It's going to be dark. You're doing it. If this can do this. Those bonds, the bonds are going to be really strong.

The handcuffs are going to be really strong. Ben Clark has left the commas in. It's going to be a lot of dark and shit stormy drink tonight. Drinking to forget. Well, I'd like to, of course, I'd like to thank, of course, everyone watching including Clark's parents if they are still watching, if they're not flooding your DMs at the moment. And that happy, happy birthday, so be- The positive word, Matt. Yes, flooding would be the key.

And as always, check out our Patreon, patreon.com, forward slash, Pappy's Flatshare. There's lots of bonus stuff on there. If you're a fan of the podcast and want to help the podcast out, that is a great way to do it. We get some cash. You get three bonus episodes every single week. Or if you don't want- Three! Exactly. Or if you don't want to do it. We get some cash, you get three bonus episodes every single week.

Or if you don't want to do that, what I'm going to take it to watch a live show. The next one is on March the 25th with Susie Ruffle and Rachel Paris. It's going to be a head of a show. Oh, really, really strong line up there. Take a guy know about that. You did know about it. Yes, you did know about that Tom. And do you want to do a pro-preg list on that one. Yeah, I think so. So, so, did you want to talk to them? I'd like to go through the answers. Yeah. I went direct, I went direct. It's always funny though, to read out the date of a papi's podcast and see, Perry, pick up his diary and go, oh, yep, no, I did write that

down first time. I searched Papi's flat share on a Vendt Brighter Coat or check out our Twitter or Facebook for links. If you can't join the Patreon, you can't watch a live show or you can't follow us on social media, then just leave us a review on iTunes and recommend the podcast to your friends. It all helps. So this is the moment of truth. Produce a Gwyn. Let us hear the final scores, please. It is close. It's close. What? Then an Angela have 22 and a half. No. Forget that one. No way.

Have 20 and a half. So. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. So tall. Oh.

And Carrie had to make the bed past. Ben and Angela get to lie in this. I guess. Get in here with Ben. I guess I may have lost tonight, but my parents aren't being recommended a whole lot of porn so Sometimes when you lose I guess you're really weird Sex swings around about, isn't it? Sex swings and roundabouts. Oh, sorry, car key. Thank you. Lovely

Sex swings and roundabouts. Oh my god That's a podcast I'm gonna do Thank you so much to our guests at Angela Barnes and Carrie Adloid. We have been Pappies. We'll see you next time on Flash Yes Landown. Pappies Flash Yes Landown, featured Matthew Cross, Ben Clark and Tom Perry, special guest Angela Barnes and Carrie Adloid. It was devised by Pappies and Ben Walker, technical expert teams with White Emma Corsham, with help from Winry Stavis. was produced by Emberscoresham,

big thanks to everyone who watched the show live to Sue and YouTube for hosting us, look, mumble on the internet, I'm not talking to Clark, his parents obviously they're obviously on the internet, happy scratch, yes, down there, there's a secret, do some ruckus, vacast and the internet, cheers everyone, bye! Yeah! Well there we go, a festival of fun that one was. It really, a less-to-com A festival of fun, that one was. It really, a Lester Comedy Festival of Fun. And thanks to all the people at Lester Comedy Festival,

especially to Colin, who was the promoter for that show, who I didn't think in the main show, but did a sterling job of getting a few more eyes on that show, which was really, yeah, I'm just a great one. A lot of people got in touch who watched on YouTube afterwards saying it was with their favorite of the club.

Well, of course. And I can't help but think a part of that was the atmosphere, the unique atmosphere created by the Leicester Company Festival. That's true, yeah. It's just what they do, you know, they're renowned for setting a good gig. Well, of course. Of course, we have massive celebrity carry out Lloyd as well, which really helped. I mean, that was part of it.

You know, let's not forget. We had possibly the biggest name, not just in podcasting, but in the world. This is going to blow your mind, actually, you guys, because you both know I had some wallpaper done today, and I was chatting to the guy. Yeah. And the last person he'd done before me. Carrie Adloid. Yeah, really.

That is a thing actually. That is a thing it always seems to happen whenever you have workman round. They've always just done just done somebody works in the business. The guy who was redesigning our porch had just done Blake Harrison from the Inbetweeners. Oh, that you go. Yeah. Not bad. not bad at all. Couldn't remember his name, took ages. I couldn't remember the name of the show.

Didn't really know what the show was. Took ages to describe, been getting a really roundabout way. And then eventually looked up his name and it turns out Blake Harrison isn't his real name. So it didn't help us out anymore. We got there in the end. Got it.

But still. I feel a bit cheated, because I had a plumber the other day, and he didn't help us out anymore. We got there in the end. Got it. But still. I feel a bit cheated now, because I had a plumber the other day, and he didn't drop one lane. Did you ask him though? You got to ask, he probably had an absolute belter in his back pocket. Don't any podcasters lately?

Is that you? I mean, it's basically, down this end of the way, it was the Acro bust, isn't it? Yeah. As was the axeolade bust, isn't it? As was the axed toilet blocked? No, okay. Bye.

Anyway, he's a smooth pipe to man. Oh yeah. Don't any broadcasters lately. Anyway, come and join us for the next record, which is on that date that Crosby said. 25th of March, see you there, eventbrite.co.uk. Join the Patreon as well, folks. It really is.

Tom, you were saying this the other day that your wife, who doesn't listen to the Patreon, had no idea about all the great stuff on the Patreon. I know, she's a big listener to the Tuesday record, so the Tuesday podcast, she doesn't really get on board with the Patreon and she should and so you know Jane if she's listening the hop-hop this is good advertising we can't that we can't even sell it to now on the hands are you making a very good point Matthew come on Jane you

skin-flint have a listen support your husband. I might here doing this for us You know come on mate I'm flipping it. Thank you. Thank you for bringing up And and anyone else in fact, you know, you know, he's not a member of the pod of the patron Oh, I shall know oh well. Can you believe it Charlie's not a member come on I'll leave it put your under the pocket support your husband Charlie's not a member. Come on, Charlie. Put your hand in your pocket, support your husband.

Come on, mate. It's curable. I'm a bit right here. We're doing this for you. Come on. Most of the people on the Patreon, I don't think I'm telling tales outside of school. Total strangers to me.

But my own. My own flesh and blood. I got what you read to your wife. Anyway. I should, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not related to my wife, but my own family. I haven't raised her in that sense. Anyway, anyway, the longest short is to put that rumor about it. Two things for you to know, what's next toilet is not, what's next toilet is not blocked,

and I am not fucking listening. I've got the same surname, I mean, it's never a reason. What else can it have happened? Can I just say, right, if you are still listening to this episode right now, you should absolutely join the Patreon because this is the kind of chat you expect from the audience. I mean, the people who haven't, if you've listened to this point and you haven't joined the Patreon, you're cutting off your nose to spot your ear canal. Anyway, let's get out, listen to the patron overhood watch call thank you for listening it's page.com for slash poppin's back show by the way there you go it was

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