Pappy's Flatshare - Slamdown w/ David O'Doherty and Sindhu Vee (Go Upstairs) S10E35

Episode Date: August 31, 2020

Neither “Tom!” nor “Ben!” want to go upstairs… so Matthew says we’re gonna have to have a Flatshare Slamdown!With David O'Doherty and Sindhu VeeFeatures: Little ropes, Impotence, SourdoughAlso don't forget we have a two live stream Slamdowns coming up. 3rd and 7th September. Take a look here for tickets - https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/o/secret-dudes-inc-30336791370Pappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetSupport us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshare Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I quite enjoyed it. Duky is a little nickname for you. I think if you were called Duky, I think you could get away with Duky as a nickname if you dressed like someone from Greece. I don't know if there's a character called Duky in Greece, but I could definitely imagine, I could imagine, you know, if you had the quiff and the leather jacket, I could see you as a Duky. A Duky, we're racing on Thunder Road. The old man's out of town. Exactly, yes, yes, yes.

You would, I don't think you'd be, you know, you'd be one of the guys clicking in the background. You wouldn't be, you know, do, do, you think he's, they would not have made. They would not have made a guy. Do, do, you ain't getting no solo. You would do the kind of singing, well, you're singing a bit like this.

Yeah, I got, and then the old Mabel. LAUGHTER I'd like, I'd like sing-shake something and then get the hell out of there. Yeah, absolutely. You'd, in fact, yeah, you'd, you'd, I'd like sing shout something and then get the hell out of that. Yeah, absolutely. In fact, yeah, you'd sing shout something about a car. You'd put your spanner in your back pocket and you strut out of there combing your hair. Great. Never get the two mixed up.

Never get the spanner in the olds mobile. Don't fix the olds mobile with a comb. Don't spanner your hair. Oh God, did you ever about douky, spannered his hair? We lost him. We lost him, he didn't make it to Greece too. Many of the original castes did it, right, well, looks... So anyway, yes, green day, hell of a band. Hell of a band. How do you feel about green day?

If someone had told me there was like three different bands had been Green Day in their time, I believe it. Yeah. It feels like Green Day is a thing more than the actual people. Like it feels like they evolved into versions of Green Day. Like Fairport Convention. None of the original members. Yeah, exactly right, that's it.

It feels like they became a brand rather than a band. I don't know. But if anything, the very opposite is true. They've still got the three original members as they had from the start. Tray Couls. Speaking. Mike Dernth and Billy Joe Armstrong. Now, which is which?

That's if we had to... I mean, I like Tray Couls call the good name is where is the French exchange student dookie can you amend my chevroule yeah don't even question it I think dee key's accent is dangerously getting into well anyway let's not worry about that now um so is the first of the month it is So, the first of the month. It is indeed the very first of the month. And we are starting the month strong with a brand new flat shear slam down.

This is a very exciting flat shear slam down. It's another one of our flat shear slam down recorded over Zoom. And this was a real corker. This was great fun, wasn't it? Yeah, it was perhaps our favorite Zoom yet. I think it was our favorite Zoom yet. Stick that in your lockdown and smoke it. Yeah, it was perhaps our favorite zoom yet. Right, it was our favorite zoom yet. Stick that in your lockdown and smoke it. It was a top zoom, the incredible guests, Cindy V and David O'Dockity. Oh, what a way

to spend an evening this was. It really, really was. We've got two more coming up in the very, very, very near future. So if you're listening to this just as it comes out, then get yourself to eventbrite.co.uk, eveentb, our ITE.co.uk, and search for Papi's flat share slam down because we've got a show on the 3rd of September that is this Thursday. We've got amazing guests in Deborah Frances White and Belal Zafar. Both great. Onward. Both. The Titans of the Internet. Absolutely. That's very true actually because of course Deborah Francis White, you'll know her from her guilty feminist podcast. Huge, you successful, internationally popular podcast.

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When's the seventh, let me tell you now, it is, the Monday bloody hell they're supposed together. But Tom, you've got some stuff you're gonna probably be doing in the next couple of weeks that might take you out of action. So we need to stack them up. We need to wrap them up. Yeah, I'm trying to live my life as much as possible before it ends in a few weeks' time.

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I agree. Tom Ben. What is it, Matthew? Yeah, what is it, baby girl? No, well, thanks very much for the nickname, but listen, sweet talk in me is going to get you nowhere. One of you two bastards has gotta go upstairs. Well wait, we've got an upstairs.

You've gotta go upstairs, Tom, that is the chore this week. I know none of us have ever done it before, but you've gotta do it. Listen, it's not gonna be me. I've got a real problem with stairs. I bumped into the bear off rainbow, and he was crying. He said, I'm really upset because I've just discovered

that my house hasn't got on upstairs. I said, Bungle, low. He said, no, it's a ground floor flat. Oh my God. Okay. God just worked from time. Okay. I'm going to level with you. It's shorter than your usual jokes. I was assuming there was going to be more to it, but I enjoyed it once I realized it had stopped. God bless you. God bless you for saying it was a joke. That's progress. That's progress, Crossbow. You know what? I'm happy to be the wind beneath your wings, Tom. Clarke, what about you? How come you are reluctant to go upstairs? Well, you know, actually, in reality, I live in a one-story flat. So every time I go go upstairs to bed, the neighbors get really upset over me.

Well, there's only one way to settle this. We're gonna have to have a... Flashes land down! Oh, flashes land down. We're in a flat. Flashes land down. Oh, show it without me. Flashes land down.

So we're gonna slow it down. Flashes land down. Hello and welcome to Flashes land down. The panel show that says, When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go. Upstairs, when you've got worries or the noise and the hurry seems to help, I know. Upstairs, if you sleep in the back bedroom, you can barely hear the high street. Peek and mum and dad's room look fate even got it on sweet how can you lose. The lights are much brighter there

you can forget all your troubles forget all your cares and go upstairs things will be great when you're upstairs no finer place for sure upstairs everything's waiting for you on the host of landlord Matthew Crosby and though we may be in three separate flats, I'm still charging them red. Let's meet the tenants Tom Perry and Ben Clark. Good evening, Matthew. Hello.

Hello to you as well. Now listen, you can't go upstairs on your own. It's far too scary. So Ben, who have you brought to help you tonight? I have bought my most Irish friend. It's David Odochty. David Odochty is here, David. Hi guys! Alright, it's also here apparently. It's good to have you.

Who's just for a so less Irish there? David, it's good to have you on the show. Now, what kind of a flatmate are you to live with? What kind of a person are you to live with? At the worst, because I've lived on my own for too long, so therefore I walk around with a dressing gown with no rope holding it closed. And I pee in the shower. Right, well, this is an interesting thing.

Firstly, the dressing round with no rope. Surely there's this little tiny little rope hanging between the, surely a little one. You can pop that. You can pop. You're not calling your rope. You're not calling your rope. Surely you're calling your rope.

When you get into the shower, you say, I'm gonna just go and soak my rope. Do you never say For me I refer to mine as a thread It really changes the vibe of Cludo if that's called a rope then I call mine a candlestick Oh God Sorry, it's in the straight straight away Straight away.

And also, the peering in the shower now. So obviously, you live on your own. Once you've peered in the shower, are you washing down that shower or are you just sort of going, well, as a drain? I've used a bit of shampoo that's going to go down the drain on top of it. What's your thinking?

I used to roll a little bit and we... I think it's been disproven now, but you were yet to we on your hands and your feet then for calluses to build up. So yeah, I've always been comfortable in bathing in my own we. And you're... My thighs are so calloused.

You've actually been... You've never been stung by a jellyfish either have you? No, no, they're repelled by your your in soak's body. Well, David, thank you for coming on the show. Of course, Tom, you've brought some along with you as well. Would you like to introduce your guests? Well, yes, incredible news everyone. The Jamborees in danger. Oh, good Lord.

Yeah, we've just had jamborees in danger. Oh good lord. Yeah we've just had to suck our rowing coach. Apparently they were passing on Duff information to get away with something that they just enjoyed doing. Not golden David. But golden David's got him afraid. We always thought he's because he won so many medals but still is out. No, no, we won nothing. It we won nothing. It was too busy giving water to the team. Oh mate. Don't worry, I've got the perfect replacement. Someone we can all trust, it is the wonderful.

Sindu Vee, everyone. Sindu's here. Sindu Vee is here. Thank you so much. And sorry about all the ropechats early doors, Sindu. It's just... It's okay, it's... You know, I'd like to know what is going on. Well, if you're using this podcast to find out what's going on, you're in trouble.

So Cindy, how about you? You don't live on your own. You've got a house full. What kind of a flatmate are you to live with? Well, when I was a flatmate, I was a very, I smoked all the time and my flatmate, she didn't smoke and I was like, well, that's bad for you, not for me. And then she said, my dad smokes and he has lung cancer and I was like, that's very bad for him. Sure. And we're very, very close friends now, but she said, you know, you were, you just

didn't stop no matter what I said. And I'm like, yeah. So in that way, I'm a very self assured flatmate. You're very strong, Will, you're very single minded. If you want to do something, you set your mind in it and just do it. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm the flatmate that will clean. Right. I will clean. It just brought it, you know, because I can't stand it. I don't care. I wouldn't clean David's after his shower, but he'd eat in it. But I would stand outside with cups of water and throw them in the shower and then wash the shower down. I'm a cleaning kind of roommate, but I'm also a smoking and leaving Astray as full kind of roommate. So you're cleaning, but you're also causing big orange stains on the walls, that kind of stuff.

Kind of thing. So, you know, I'm a complex flatmate. I like that. It's good. I'm complex. I'm complex. You know what? That's exactly what we're looking for in a guest, because Tom is a very simple man. So we need something to offset him. Thank you, that's a very complex. Well, we have now met our guests, but who is going to have to venture up those steps? Let's find out as we play around one for sorrow and it's too, too bad.

Remember steps? What a band. Let's hear it. There's four, I forgot what I came out to stay as four There was a reason why I came up here But now that reason I was just in this area It isn't clear what I came out to stay as four Was it to make a better close of the dose? I pulled my clothes away or take a sheet Or watched the tummies fill the bunny pants I forgot it

And now I stand on the landing and the downstairs I will remember the second I get downstairs I want to punch your wall Just because I can recall When I get upstairs for breakfast Where's it to wash it to a household show? Or do you put lattes on to have some wax? Or call and leave a message for Tom Hanks

Just say thanks for the grief Ha ha ha You've got me a lot of toy stories Just for big love verbs For this girl And I think you do I could go on and listen so more But that's not what I came up, longer than the original song, that one.

Yes, yes. Also, do we all just think Stairs Rhymes were town? Because we both done song slurs. We've replaced town with stans. We don't understand how rhymes work. It's a lot of rhyme. It's a lot of rhyme. Come on.

You've got to slightly, you've got to slightly, you know, roll it around the gob a little bit, but it works. It's a hard one. Come on. You've got to slightly, you've got to slightly, you know, roll it around the gob a little bit, but it works. It works if you try it. Okay. This round is called stairs in their eyes. I'm going to give our contestants the names of some glasses wearing celebrities, and they have 60 seconds to get their teammate to guess as many of them as possible using the medium

of impersonation. Now, David, you're going to startation. Now David, you're gonna start, which means Ben, you're guessing. You've got 12 names, because obviously 12 steps, it was either that or 39 of that seemed tricky to do in a minute. So, David, you have one minute to impersonate,

as many celebrities as possible, Ben, you're guessing, your time starts now. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Your time starts now. Is that the impression? You know, yeah, I'm building up to the bit. I'm close to the edge. Oh, you too. Who am I? Bono?

Yes, yes, there we go. For his good left. I died in an airplane with the big buffer and Richie Valens. Oh, by the Holly. What a terrible impression. I mean, that's, yeah, he never said that. That was the last one. Okay.

I died in his last words. Those were his last words. I died on a, ooh, I died on a plane with the big mapper and Ritu Valens. Much better. Love them. OK, next one. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Who? Yes. Yeah. I can't remember her surname. Oh, OK, that is your time. Oh, my God. I mean, you can tell you that you've got there in the end. We need to get that man, his own impression show. I was like, the first impression.

The first impression, I was like, David, are you doing you? Are you? Because it was, it was hard to tell, but then you got it. You nailed it at the end. So I think there's my knowledge in the ghost of Buddy Holly, retrospectively singing about events that have happened in the world. I think yeah. He certainly had a lot to say about the time he lived in. The sort of mid to late 50s. Yeah. What would it you know David? wonder, what would he make of this crazy pandemic? We're currently...

And he'd be like, oh, oh, carfin' to your elbow, oh, oh, oh, don't go too close to people. Just stuff like that. It's a very strong character. But he's also a fan of the half-ri, I might say. Next up, we're going to play a slight variation on stars in their eyes. It's going to be 12 celebrities whose names begin with the letter I. Okay, the first one is... Okay, okay, your time starts now.

Hi, my dad is the most powerful man in the world and my son. A far from. Thank you. Another one is, oh, I got to learn to fly, but I'm going to make my own machine. And I love you. What's her name? Bot. Something bot.

The girlfriend I like is bot. It's when it's palatial. Oh, Elon Musk. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, But Elon Musk no I'm lying here and Apple fell on my head gravity, thank you, and then What is this? Okay, I don't know. Okay, and then oh. I'm a crap. I'm a detective and I have an English accent which I can't do.

I'm not white and I'm kind of smoky and I might have become James. Thank you. Yes. And then, and I'm on law and order and I only ever looked like this. And my name rhymes with nice and the rest of my name rhymes with pee.

That is your time, I think you're... Scouting to the bad teacher. The teachers of the rules there, Cindy V. Oh! It was iced tea, of course. Of course, of course. How are we supposed to... It was one of...

Yeah, but one of these, okay, first of all, I, Iggy Pop, what am I supposed to do, grow wrinkles? How do I even impersonate that? And also, then you have Ian McKellen. What is it, is that, I have to do Gandalf? You could do, you could have done Gandalf, yeah, yeah, that would, that would have worked.

You can't go through it now and say, what should I have done? Cindy, I can't hold your hand the entire guy in here. Okay, well, I just wanna interject interject here. One of my members, Heston, Blumenthal. How the hell do I do in a presentation of Heston Blumenthal? You do come to my restaurant and I put headphones on you where you hear the ocean while you eat pretty mediocre food and then you give me 600 pounds and fuck off. Cindy, you're actually really good at this game. This is, you know what?

I think if David's gonna get his own show, you should definitely, you know, Cindy could definitely be there to the Kate Robbins to your Russ Abbott. I would do that, David, would you do that? I would do that. I'd definitely do it. We'd have so much fun.

Cindy, let's just travel forward in time and see if our show is successful. Oh, oh, oh, David and Cindy's show is the biggest show of 2025. Thank you, David. I'm not talking about the future now. I can't believe this is unbelievable. So, who did you get?

You got Ivanka Trump, you got Iron Man, you got Idra Selva, you got Ice Tea. Ice Tea? You guys did not get Ice Tea. You got Isaac Newton, you got Isaac Newton. You also got Thomas. Thomas shouted out, he guys at Newton, you guys at Newton. You also Tom. Tom is shouting out, it can be pop at one stage when Cindy said fuck.

So I think we'll give you a half point for that, even though that wasn't you giving the guest. Ben, you're up next. David is guessing. Oh, very. Now you are playing a slight variation on stars in their eyes. It stars in their eyes. 12 celebrities, you might possibly see in their underwear,

in their pants. You have a minute, David, you might possibly see in their underwear, in their pants. You have a minute, David, you're guessing, and you're minute. It begins now. Yeah, I'm really good at football, and my wife's really... David Beckham. My wife's really posh. Yeah. My wife's really posh.

Ah, I'm good. I'm... I'm... You see, you've got some terror on you. I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting , I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, canals and meth. This got a lot less funny quickly. Breaking the guy from breaking bad. Yes. Can you

remember his name? No. Okay. We'll count that with this. You've got 20 seconds left. I'm super mad. Yeah, super. Oh, I'm not going to do an impression of her, but she's I'm I've got a wet ass pussy That's your time on the frayed and Let's just leave that hanging I know that I know Cardi B Cardi B Cardi B it is Cardi B but I think can we just can we just have that clipped up just been saying that I just drop it in in other podcasts so just make it seem like that's his new catchphrase You know that's gonna wear a spussy just like in the middle of off menu

Oh yeah what else could he In our time hosted by Melvin Bragg, a radio for our webed ass pussy. Is it episodes? Do you think it's gonna work as a TV show, guys? A little bit of pressure. Uh-oh! No! Ah!

I'm also a big fan of the fact that Clarky really believes the hype on poshbice. Yeah, really pissed off it in. She's very fun. Plus I got so excited I started helping the opposite team. I'm sorry Tom. Cindy you are a very strong backseat player there. I was like Superman Superman and I was like, why am I helping them? Cindy, it's your chance it's your chance to help yourself now because it's Tom's turn.

Cindy you're guessing. I'm so excited to end the round. We're playing stars and their thighs. It's celebrities that I think have nice legs. These are for my own personal mind palace. Don't at me. All right, Tom, your minutes begins now. My dad's the most powerful man in the world. Ivanka Trump.

Yes. I think he's nice. My wife's dead. Posh and I play football. Beckham. Ivanka Trump. Yes. I think he's not that bad. My wife's dead. Posh and I play football. Beckham. David Beckham. Hey, where's the edge gun?

I want to make a band with him. Oh, fuck, I know it's that guy, the YouTube guy. Yeah. What's wrong? Yes. I'd like to cycle around Edinburgh. And I say, what about my beef? No, next, next. I'm going to go. No. I'm a really nice guy and I run the

lot. Mo, mo, mo running mo. Run a mo. Uh, mo, Farah. Farah. Farah, sorry, mo Farah. My eye, when I I when Tom was 14 He had a life-size poster of me that he used to sleep with he got it free from frosties. I am a gladiator

Oh Russell Crow That's your time. I'm sorry not the correct answer We're looking for jet looking for jet from Gladiators, but I appreciate Cindy. That may be a reference too far for you. Stop the quiz. I'm so sorry. I forgot that the first part was that you

slept with a full-life poster. Why would you sleep with Russell Cosposter? He's a fantastic, he's a very famous guy. He's the midnight. He's the midnight. He's the midnight. He's the strong legs as well. And do you know this just proves it's all about your gains?

Absolutely. Exactly. I don't know who Frosty at all is, but I know Russell Crowe is. It's the only gladiator for me. That's it. There's only one gladiator for you, Cindy. Oh, oh, he wants data. How did you feel?

Okay, yeah, you're stopping the quiz. All right, I'm going to allow you to stop the quiz for a moment. So you fancy my legs. You've got a hell of a pair of legs on you. Come on. You're telling me, you walk around in those shorts, you know what you're doing. You could have just said,

you didn't have to construct this ridiculous quiz and do it for six years. Just do everybody, and there's a lot of guys. Bye. Don't do the clarky sign off. I've got a wet ass. I'm gonna get it. No, listen, put some... I'm going to get it.

No, listen, now we've got both of you saying it. I'm not going to fall into that trap. My question is, grab, baby. Yeah. But there's your clips, little dude. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, I'm going to... Post it by my own first. Cindy, some great guessing there, by the way.

Very, very strong guessing. Very, very strong guessing. Cindy, do you pass on David O'Dock to you, though? Did you not think by David O'Dock to the impression was that? I don't even know who that is. You know, David, from the show. Anyway, isn't it? I am kidding.

Let's end the round there, I think, just because it's before we come to blows. I don't mean that, David. We have a TV show together in the future. Don't forget. No, it's true. This is the tension that people will love from our TV show. I know. Okay, well, let's speak in of tension. Let's find out what that's done to the scores

at the end of that round. Producer Gwyn, are you there? I am. Producer Gwyn, yeah, in your jungle abode, producer Gwyn, what are the scores? What are the scores in the tropics? The scores from the tropics are Ben and David have five and a half, I guess Ben half for Sue.

I think that's Ben and Tom and Cindy have nine and a half. Oh, yeah. Goodness. So Tom and Cindy, Tom and Cindy are in the lead, but Ben and David are not yet, yet, staring to feet in the face. It could all change as we play round two. It's flat games! you get nothing games if you win you get gold gold gold gold gold gold gold yes it's rock games and this time we are playing our version of bingo which we're calling

lingo. Now I'm going to give each player one minute to give us an anecdote from their life but before they get a chance to tell that story, all of the other players have to guess three words each that they think will appear in that story. So you get a point for every word you correctly predict. Let's go for nouns, I think. So you can't have and and if you're going to pick the word but it's going to have a double T on the end. I'll also award points for a particularly ripping tale and as always deduct points for a particularly ripping but. So our deduct points for a particularly ripping butt. So our first player is Ben.

Now Ben, in a moment, I would like you to tell us about your worst day at school. So you just think about that whilst our other players deliberate and just so you can't hear what they're saying, can you mute your laptop, not the zoom, but mute your laptop or take off your headphones, either or, whichever one you wanna do.

Or both. If you wanna go belt and braces on it. I'll pop my headphones off. Put your helmet on. I just like to suggest that the players, if I were you, I'd go for wet, as per say. Okay, all right, yeah, there's always, I tell you what, those words are, you know, those are always, always in play.

So, here we go folks. Now remember, you can't have day or school or worst or any of that. But what are you thinking? David will start with you. He's your teammate. What do you think of a kind of worse crop up in Ben's worst day in school? You feel so sorry for him. He seems like such a fragile little guy. He's a little angel, yeah, he is. So tears.

I think there's going to be tears. Tears, okay, sure. Mum, tears, mum, okay. Yeah, yeah. This is already painting a picture of that. You know, I hope it's a funny story, not like one that's going to make us all weak. But tears, mum, what's your third word you're going to go for? I'm going to go with Fall.

Fall. We can already tell the story from there. Yeah, Cindy, I'm going to go for you next because I think Perry might have a slight advantage because you know, obviously you won't at school with him, but you know you know you know him at school age. Sindo, what are you thinking for? Well, I feel like my words are very drastic, but the ones I have is our hit punch, you're in shit. Okay, you got, okay.

I think... Can I just ask, is your in shit a portmanteau word? Is that hyphenated? Because you're only allowed three, all right? Sorry. I got a hit punch on a urine ship myself. No, I don't think... Maybe it's a different kind of school than the one I remember. So maybe I'm gonna... Okay, I'm gonna go with...

Shit. Shit, okay. Laugh, like... Sure. Like laughed at, you know, like laugh. Oh, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then maybe not hit point, you're in. You've got one more word I can tell you.

You've got shit laugh. I know, shit laugh and tears. Wait, I'm afraid we've already got tears as we've got tears. I'm glad you're out there. I'm not tears, so. Okay, so hit laugh and sad. Hit laugh and sad. Hit laugh and sad. Okay, all right.

Sorry, I think it's like he pray love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, can I say hit or shoot? You said shit. Yeah, shit laugh said. But if hit crops up, you can't claim it's contained within the word or right, Cindy, I know what you like with the loophole here. So you've got shit, you've got laugh, you've got sad.

Of course, if there's laughing or laughter, I'll accept it. But... Or turds. As always. Turds, then shit can come in. I love it, Cindy's bartering away. She's all really.

But I mean, shit is shit, you can't let you know. I mean, they might say turd, then shit. You're not saying. You don't have to tell our shit is shit, even doing this is 2011. Harry. Never read the reviews. Harry, what do you reckon, man? Well, a lot of mine have gone now, so I'm going to try...

I'm going to... Bear in mind, you're in shit. One word is still available. Clark is going to shut off. Yeah, I mean... What's happening here? Oh my God. Okay, I'm going go for shoes, because I think shoes have quite a lot, there's a lot going

on with shoes at school. Yeah, sure. I'm gonna go poo, because you could tread in it, you could do it. Okay, okay, I'm gonna allow poo, I think that's, I think that, you know. Can I have cried? You know what? I've got tears. I think we can.

I'm gonna allow pride as well. I think pride is fine. Pride, I said, but I hope. Oh, Pride, I think you said pride. I think we talk about someone nicknamed his DVD of Pride and he, yeah, shit himself, all over shoes. And that was 2011.

It's a good, it took 12. You know, what you don't know as Clarkie goes to night school. So, Pride always comes before a fallen shoe. That's a good thing. It's a very good point. Harry, what do you want to go for? Pride or Pride? I'm going to go shoes, poo and pride. Shoes, poo and pride. Here we go. Okay. We'll try and, let's try a wave at Clarkie to tell him to come back. Clarkie. Clarkie. Here he comes. Now Clarkie has, he's whipped the shirt off. Is that the rule that when you're waiting to come back, you have to take your shirt off? Absolutely not the rule in any way. No.

Well, I'm not saying I was trying to cheat, but I did go on to the YouTube comment section. I was chatting to the pals over there. Oh were you really? And they encouraged me to pop the old top off. Okay, Ben, what have they enjoyed? The Viada wear ass back. What have they enjoyed so far in the show? Just give us some feedback as to what? What have they been up to? They've started a Kickstarter campaign for your TV show.

Excellent. This is what they need, yeah. And then already raised 5 million per person. That's really gonna happen. But it's gonna be a slow process because you've got to hold off till 2025. One of the investors is Ilon Musk apparently. Yeah.

He's so excited about it. He's shooting the idea off to space. And right, Clarky. Clarky, you've got a minute to tell this story now. I know. He's shooting the idea off to space. He's shooting the idea, shoot the idea. Does everyone want to change their words now? Now that we know the kind of words that Clarky's playing with. Yeah. I, Lahn, must you've been living in a rocket.

It's a spate. Oh, yeah. So did I. Really, really tricky. Right, Clarkie, you've got a minute. I'm not going to be too strict on the minute. Try and keep the story high and tight if you can. Oh, certainly.

Like your pectoral muscles. And it's your worst day at school. Ben Clarkie, if you please. So my worst day at school. Ben Clark, if you please. So my worst day at school was during a period where I had broken my right hand playing football on my right wrist. So my hand was in a cast so I couldn't write in lessons so in the English lesson they gave me a dictaphone and I was faster record Record what I would normally write down We have my friends just spent

We have my friends just spent 10 minutes talking about how much we'd like to make love to one of my other friend's mums. Oh! And I think the teacher caught a darn and suddenly out of nowhere said, keep bringing up the dictator fighter one of the sins of the work. You've done so well. Oh no. And played back the entire grubby escapade. And was so offended by it, she rang up my mum and played it to her as well. Oh. Oh my goodness, Clarky.

Well, I'm gonna give you five points for a fantastic story. I'd never heard that before. That's really upsetting. But also, David, congratulations. You scored a point there for getting the word mum. Congratulations. I'll sell it. Yeah.

I'll tell you now, people are expecting tears. They're expecting you to shit yourself. They're expecting you to have lost your shoes. None of that happened. No one had dictaphone as well. I could see people kicking themselves. It was a really big pride. Or do you pick dictaphone?

Well, of course. That's five points to Ben, one point to David. Next up, we have Sindo. We'd like you to tell us about your worst ever gig. But if you'd like to take your headphones out or mute yourself, please, if you can, yes. Lovely stuff from Sindo there. Okay, so we'll start with you, Clarkie,

because you've not yet played. What are you thinking for Sindhu's story? Worst ever gig, first of all, I think it's got to be it's got to have the word die in it or died, right? Okay, all right. The classic or died it. I did it myself Die, I think I'm gonna go and die. Okay, yeah, die. Uh, die. I think I'm gonna go with die. Okay, die. Okay, die.

Die, though. Too old, please. He said die, though. Die, yes. My brother is typically, I mean, it's he died, on the white flag tour. Awful. On the white flag tour. Come on, she was in her prime.

I won't go down with this shit. I just want to thank you guys Forgive me the worst gig of my life Okay, Karky, I'm gonna have to push you for your other two words, please Push me you just been talking man. Yeah, I listen I don't make the rules. I just bend them. Let's see what the two words are I'm gonna go with boo, dye boo. And I'm also gonna go with shit, dyed boo and shit. Another, another appearance there for the word shit,

very popular word. Okay, David, and you, what do you think? Just because Sindu is a sensitive self-aware person, I'm going to retreat more inside her mind. Okay. And I'm going to say cried, cried. Okay. You know, which happens afterwards. Sure. Then we'll say back row. So go, I'll go row. It's going to be like front row or back row. It's not one of your anecdotes, David, come on. You're such a bad gig. I'm'm gonna have to piss on my hands again.

And okay, so tried row and yeah row and a screen screen. Okay. All right. Tom Perry. Last up again. Last up again. I apologize. Just saying. I apologize. I realized I did that and that was completely my fault.

Let it be noted. I'm going to go for three and a half words. I'm going to go for journey because I think every bad gig involves some kind of horrible way to get home or get you. Or let's just see journey life. I'm going Live, yeah? I'm going to say, Journey, I'm going to say minutes is going to come up. I said, I still have seven minutes left to do. And I think someone's going to be drunk in this story. Drunk is, I'm surprised no one else went for that.

Oh, yeah. Drunk is a strong one. Okay, let's give Cindy a wave. Cindy. Cindy, who me? It's me. So who me? Can I come back? Okay, can I come back?

You can definitely come back now. Cindy, okay, everybody pick their three words. Cindy, you have a minute to tell your story of your worst ever gig off you go. I was in India and I was asked to do a gig and I said yes because all stage time was very important. I was relatively new in the game and I went, it was far away from my home in a place called

Guru Gaurgaon. In something, something smokehouse and grill. And I didn't realize, I hadn't gigged enough to realize that it was a restaurant with full food service going on and they had put a microphone in the middle of the room. Oh, no, it's class happens. But I had also, for the first time in my two-year career

of gigging suggested to my father that he come watch me gig. My mother had come before, so my father came, he thought Gurgaon was a terrible part of the city, dangerous, but we went there. He's vegetarian, so the idea of smokehouse and growth. So it was already a little unusual for him. We walked in, I asked for the stage stage and the waiter said, he pointed to the mic, which was in the middle of the restaurant, and there was no other acts, there was no MC, and so I went on and said, hello, I'm Sindhu, and not a single person looked at me except my father and my mother. And then my mother loudly asked for wine.

And my father loudly told her, you don't need to drink. And everyone looked at them. And then some people looked at their watches. And then one person said to the waiter, do I get a discount if I have to be here during this? And then my time was up. And I like the people that were looking at their watch more than the ones that were talking to themselves and yawning or talking to their friends and yawning.

And then when it was done we got we were leaving and at the threshold of the restaurant my father said child I believe your humor is of a higher caliber than many people in this non-vegetarian establishment are able to understand and my and my mother said caliber these people they are all the,

and I'm translating from Hindi, they are, they are all the proxy puppies of lepros bitches. I spit on this restaurant too. And we left. Oh my God. Phenomenal, I've fantastic story, Cindy. I love doing. You're not gonna believe this,

but the three words I didn't go for were leprous and bitches and spit. I'm so sorry. You knelt it over for a second. I'm always gonna say that. You knelt it over for a second. Do you know what, do you know what, Perry? I'm gonna give you a half a point

because you had, you had drunk, the word was drink. I'm gonna give you a half a point for that, I think. Because otherwise, nobody else got any points, but Sindo, I'm gonna give you half a point for that, I think, because otherwise nobody else got any points, but Cindy, I'm gonna give you eight points for your story, absolutely fantastic story. But where did the word drink come up? Because your dad said, you know, you don't have to, yeah. Cindy, that's our point. Okay, good, okay.

That is fine, yeah, yeah, you're good. I'm gonna keep it as a half points, I'm not gonna revoke it, but you're selling close to the winds in the event. Well, I'm happy that I got the points, but you guys, it as a half points. I'm not gonna revoke it, but you're selling close to the wins in Divis. Well, I'm happy that I got the points, but you guys, it was a brutal, brutal moment. It sounded, it sounded. It was unusual for me to gig in India. As it is in India, I'm a freak, I'm 5'10", and a woman. But it was brutal, and I...

It's a great, bad gig story. David, I'm gonna ask you now to tell us about your worst ever holiday. Yeah. Okay, so if you want to tell us about your worst ever holiday. Yeah. Okay, so if you want to go dark for a moment and let the teams deliberate, Harry, I'm going to start with you because I treat you so unfairly. It's the worst of a holiday. What do you think you're going to be talking about?

What kind of topics are we going to come up with here? This is a well-traveled man, isn't it? This is a man who's been around the globe. He's an international comedian. He's an international comedian. And has been for many, many years. So... I'm gonna go for shit.

I know that's bass, but I think everyone's shit themselves on holiday, right? And once you've done that, it's your worst holiday. Thank holiday. So I'm gonna go shit, I'm gonna go see, and I'm gonna go beach. Shit, see in beach, okay? I'm betting heavily on the fact that he's shit himself on a beach, but you're really going for that, you're hoping for that story.

Well, fingers crossed, you get it. I'm Cindy, what are you thinking? I'm sin do, what are you thinking? I'm thinking luggage. Yeah, I'm okay, sure. Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking vomit. Okay, so you're so we've got up into a suitcase we've got here we've got shaking yourself on a beach throwing up into a suitcase okay. Or vomiting and then your luggage got lost as well you know what I mean like the classic holiday double whammy yeah. Classic holiday double whammy and then crying baby. Crying I'm we can allow crying baby? Okay, we're not like crying baby, but like should he pass it like a horrible passenger? Someone, you know what?

Cindy, come on. Sorry. Sorry. We're going to feel like we're going to have to narrow it down to one word. I know you love a hyphenated word, but I do. I do. I do. Cry baby and should be passenger. I can't allow.

Um, um. Maybe she's a passenger of my favorite angling movie, by the way. Okay. Help me out. Help me out. Isn't this collaborative? Help me out. Uh, yeah, uh, Maybe she's the bastard. My favorite ang Lee movie, by the way. Okay. Wonderful. Thanks a lot. Help me out. Help me out. Isn't this collaborative? Help me out.

Uh, yeah. Charmage. It's a vomit. Charmage. Would you like? Would you like to assist? We'll go with passenger. Okay.

Passengers. Sure. Would you also could have used as your Clufer Iggy Pop? Uh, okay. So Ben, um, it's, say, it's your turn. Now you have three words you can choose. You think might crop up in your teammate's story. I got to go for car

Car I got to go for holiday You can't have holiday. I'm afraid no no that is it. I really thought you're gonna do car shooting space That well if it was best of a holiday maybe That's a good holiday. That's a good holiday. What are you talking about? It's a cool fucking hi-fanated. It's a good holiday. It's a good holiday. It's a good holiday. It's a good holiday. It's a good holiday.

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Now that's the TV show Okay, okay, okay final one please. Who is a TV show, all right. I'm gonna go for. Can I go for, now this is controversial. Can I go for horrible passenger? No, you're ugly. We just went for what? Clarke, it's as if you're not even listening to the show, you're starring in here. Come on, I'll go for it.

Okay, I'm gonna finish on holiday. No, can I keep this? Please, otherwise I'm taking you, I'm gonna go for your. No, I can't keep it. Yes, I can. Please, otherwise I'm taking you, I'm gonna go for your four sand. Sand. Okay, so we've got a lot of beach action from the two Papis boys here. Okay, did you bury the car in the sand and then fuck it?

Fingers crossed, David. Come back. David. Come back! David! David is back in the game! Now David, let's hear about your worst holiday for a minute to tell us. Go! The year I'd say is 2000, early in my stand-up comedy career

and I was invited to do a show in New York City home of the strokes. And so I was sort of do a show in New York City, home of the strokes. And so I was sort of tentatively seeing a lady. I thought I was seeing a lady. And I said, come for a romantic holiday for a few days. And she came on the first night, I had a gig. Whoa.

And it went well. Good. And I was like, it's like, it's goodness. It sounds like the best holiday, come on. And the gig went reasonably well on the first night and I was very happy because if you can make it in that town, you can make it in a lot of other towns. I say that when we got back in triumph to the holiday in and time square There was a letter on the floor that a full net of her pocket to say that she'd written on the flight on the way over to her ex-boyfriend Say they should get back together. She didn't know why she was coming to New York and then so the gig on the second night I died horribly

Then we had a day off so so we had to hang out, because there was no other thing. And the hotel rooms were too expensive to get a second place to stay. So we hung out. I died at the next gig. We got mugged the next day. And then the flight was delayed for 24 hours.

And yeah, the big apple, that's my story. Oh, wow. It's a Oh wow. That's a really good story. No beach in New York though is there this one? No beach in New York David. Are you sure your luggage didn't get lost? Coney Island maybe is there a beach at Coney Island? There is a beach at Coney Island. Yeah you know you could have gone to Cony Island But it didn't happen in the story so there was no and also as well Absolutely no fucking as well. That's I'm gonna say no fucking no fucking so sorry fucking Here's what here's where I thought that story was gonna go because you said it was when the strokes was going on I thought you're gonna say she dropped a letter to her ex-boyfriend and her ex-boyfriend was Julius Casablanque

Yeah, that'd have been amazing dropped a letter to her ex-boyfriend and her ex-boyfriend was Julius Casablanqueous. Yeah. Not a bit amazing. And yeah, and then wherever we went, all the strokes were just playing everywhere, all the songs. Yeah. Right. Oh.

So, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, no one scores a point for that round except for of course, David, who scores a whopping seven points there for a fantastic and a very strong story. Yeah. But worth it. Now, I understand that it was worth it. It's like you come on this podcast or whatever the fuck it is. And yeah, we've got a barrel load of points.

Yeah, congratulations, David. You know, 20 years. 20 years. That's what they say, heartbreak plus time equals podcasts. And also they always say everything that happens to you happens for you. It's a very good point actually. Yeah, well. It's just, it's finally paid off. Perry, you're going to do the final story.

It's going to be worst ever date. I'll give you some time to narrow it down, whilst our teams have a bit of a think. So, Harry, if you'd like to whip those headphones off or mute your laptop. No, that's... You're clarky, remember clarky, you are clarky. Okay, don't just shoot those headphones back on your head. Still worst ever date. Okay, Cindy, we'll start with you. No, don't start with me sometimes, I think, worst ever date. And okay Cindy we'll start with you. No, don't start with me sometime I think worst ever date. Can I go with fucking again? You can of course go with that. What's one word for Eric Tildes function? Impotence. But you don't ever say that you don't tell a story and then say I experienced

impotence. He says, I'm going to give you the point. Okay, I agree. If I have the best, it's not going to get up. It's the points yours. I mean, this is very forward days if it involves that, you know? Sex and a date, I don't know if they've got a given. Not for days, apparently.

No, but I mean, it's his worst date, not his first date. I mean, fine. See what I mean. Okay, so Cindy's going for impotence. I'm also going for like, you know, like diarrhea. Okay, okay. Just show how, what, that is the worst ever combo. And then I'm going for... Listen for I can't get my cock up

But I have also shit in the bed, all right Everybody there something's not working and something's working Then and then And then, and then, um, in pasta. In pasta? Wow! Okay, well, it's the wrong girl. He's like, oh shit, what have I done? Oh god, I'm a shit, no one's fed. Or a fake, he's a fake Tom Perry.

He comes back from the bathroom having shot himself and there's a fake Tom Perry sitting there. So, I'm back with a full boner and he's like, who's this floppy-comp-cops bastard? Oh my god. If he says in poster, I'm going to do a backflip. If he says any of these three words, honestly, 100 points shows open. That's the way it works. But I think the thing is, I'm trying to think of worst digs in there. Oh sure, no, no, no. You're playing the game, Cindy. You're playing the game.

There's nothing wrong with the way you're playing. If this happens on any one date, it's the worst date. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's no debate in it. Ah! No debate in it. We can't fault your logic, Cindy.

No, David. What do you think of your three words, please? OK, we'll go with app for the first. Yeah, okay. Okay. This is imagining that Paris has been out in the date and scene far more recently than he has, but sure.

Okay. We will go, You know he dated Apple B app from the black guy, but he's for a while, so yeah, you know, that's a few, that's a few shocking apps. Because I imagine that the a dinner a day, you will go with vomit. Vomit.

I was gonna say that, that's a good one, strong. Well, we've covered a lot of this bodily functions. Yeah, but look at him, look at him in the window. We're there. We will also go with a fall. He fell over, I would imagine. He's a physical performer at the best of times. Yeah, particularly on his dates, I would say.

He tripped into vomit and fell into Tinder. Yeah, and then actually just deal with the onslaught. It was just, it was like, it was like, he was swiping every direction. Get away from me, no, stop. Okay, Ben, what are you thinking? I'm thinking... Orcwood.

Yes. But what do you think of the game? What else? I should know this with Parry. You should know it. How about like he had like he didn't he couldn't pee like you're normal. Yeah. Card. That wouldn't be bad. Card. Card's not a bad one. Do you want to take your teammates and opposing teammates suggestion? No, I don't know. Okay. I'd really like to go with

these impotence but unfortunately. That's taken. That's taken. Cindy first word out. Yeah. But unfortunately Cindy first word out Yeah, straight away. I mean I can tell you it's a bad deed on both sides. I know it's I know you don't Cindy you don't have to argue the impotence like lead to a bad date particularly when diarrhea is shooting out of your impotence car Talk about I'm a bit into cargo. Oh no, yeah. Oh, she's crushed. Come on, Clarky, we've got to move this along because I'd like to go. I'd like to leave.

I've noticed we've done before by a while, we'll go with drunk. Drunk? Okay, cool. And finally, I'd be remiss if I didn't go for fucking. Okay, so we're going awkward drunk fucking. That's the end of it itself, I'd say. Harry, back you come, please. Paris, come me back. We want you back.

Paris in the words of the Jackson five. Now, Tom, what happened to you? A hoi, hoi, matey. What happened to you on your worst everyday off you go? Pretty unnerving just before I start. I turned you guys off, so you were muted and thought my mic was off, I was like, oh, I'm really big fart. You weren't muted. You weren't muted, no, no, no, your mic was live, but that's okay, we'll edit that out.

Okay, so my worst ever date, there I was walking along a beach when my luggage fell open and vomit, no, okay, so. No, no, I, it was the year after I'd left university, I went back to date a girl who I had kind of started kissing in the summer. The date started incredibly well. I arrived in the house and a housemate had the hiccups and I did that thing where you go. There's five pounds.

If you can hiccup again, you can keep the five pounds. She stopped hiccuping. The whole house of girls looked at me like I was some kind of wizard. I was like, this is great. Here we go. Got into, I said, look, we're gonna go to this restaurant here. We got into this restaurant.

I hadn't looked how expensive the restaurant was. I just thought it's a nice place to go. I didn't have any money at the time. I sat down and realized it was too expensive a restaurant. And so got what is known in the trades as a panic sweat and just couldn't stop sweating. The waiter asked me if I was okay and if I needed a towel.

So I had to go to the bathroom to run my wrists under the cold water tap to try and stop sweating. And thank you. I was gonna say, that's how you kill yourself. I'm like, but then you know, managed to stop sweating, had a few drinks, the date started to go well again, got back to a house, started kissing, came in my pants, had to go home, had to go.

Harry, what a story, what a story and you're a rollercoaster, I mean I feel it really, the anecdote focused on the start more than theon the End, which is very, very interesting. The end was, well, it was too brief, and obviously, like a synonym. It was in your brief. It was in the brief. The paladin brief, which I call in brief, because they're put laden with. Yeah, because that's because the saggy thing under a pelicans looks like his ball sack.

I've always thought that about Harry whenever I've seen him, I've thought. Yeah, that's true, actually, they do, yeah. We call ourselves the giraffe, the pelleon me. For if you see us naked, you'll know why. I could tell you, Tom, David actually did pick vomits, which you said as a joke at the start, but I'm going to give him the point anyway. Yeah, okay.

I'm going to give him the point anyway, because you said it within your story. Sindu, now Sindu went the other way. Sindu picked impotence, as their first word. I mean, it's not bad. It's in the right ballpark, but at the same time, it's very much the opposite. You're a little trickier, haven't you, weren't you? Yeah. It's not the same thing. Didn't someone say, didn't have enough money? Well, here's the thing. No, you tried to convince me. I'm sorry David.

And Clarky basted it away and instead went for awkward drunk fucking, which was all kind of true. Yeah, all fucking. There was no fucking. there was no fucking. There was no fucking. Also though, Crossbeard, I would like to say, you gave on Sindews round to give Tom, was someone got a point for drink when it was drunk or vice versa?

All my best dates are all good drunk fucking. That's what I was gonna say, isn't that just dating? Yeah, so do you wanna point, so which one? So yes, I mean, I didn't didn't what did you point all right? I'll give you I'll give you a point for drink. Yeah for drink drunk because I did actually give it in the other one I think I think in Sindhu store it was closer to You know, you know, it was close to the reason but we should say to the list as I hope if you are gonna drink please don't drink drunk Yeah, Tom seeing as you just yourself. I've got to give you eight points there.

Thank you. Otherwise, hey, if I knew you're going to give me eight points every time I just miss it. Also, the ironic thing is every time you give it eight points, he just isn't so. Just a quick, what's that done to the scores, please? Actually, before you do, I'm going to guess the words Tom Ben Sindu David and points. I just see how you get on. Okay, this is Cross and of course Cheers, vomit and annoying passenger. So Ben and his annoying passenger David, I've got 20 and a half jizzing points. 20 and a half jizzing points.

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and monetize their podcasts everywhere. Acast.com. Of course, regular listeners will be able to guess my next three words. It's Beef Brothers! Yay! Well, if you've got a problem, I'm calling a problem. If you've got a problem, call your beef. If you've got a beef, maybe we can help you, beef, brother, zoning out your beef. This round is a Beef Brothers, where each week we ask our panelists to sort out a flat share out your beef. This round is a beef brothers where each week

we ask our panelists to sort out a flat share-based beef. Now today's one comes from Nicola who was written in and she's got to use a fake names because it's quite a secret secret to beef this one. So we're not going to have Nicola on the call today, on the Zoom today, but we are going to hear her beef. She says, I'm the landlord to two friends slash housemates slash tenants. For the last few weeks we've all been away

from the house but we're all starting to return. Me and my housemate Ada, both have boyfriend's, who've previously stayed over sometimes. However, now things are starting to relax, I would like for my boyfriend Martin to sometimes come over. Previously, there have been some problems between Adir and Martin because Adir works for very senior members of the government. And Martin is a journalist whose job it is to get scoops on what the government is planning to do and what it's getting wrong. This wasn't great during normal times, Adir couldn't come home and talk about work when Martin was there and even when he wasn't there, started worrying that I might pass things on, but obviously, if either than was working from

home, while in the house, it would be even worse. One of them would have to be shut up in their room all times. Ada would have to pack everything she was working on back into her room at the end of every day, and might warn her bosses if Martin was researching a story which would make them look bad. I'd like to avoid always going to Martin's places. It's a lot smaller, a fair bit messier, and I've just spent eight weeks living with Martins parents and I'm kind of looking forward to being in my own space again. But equally, this is Aiders Home too.

Beef Brothers, how could I continue to see Martins without inadvertently getting state secrets on the front page of the papers? Now, our four panelists, you're gonna come up with a solution for Nicholas problem. Sindhu, what are your initial thoughts? What are you thinking? She's the landlord, right? She owns the place. She is the landlord, yes, yeah. She's serious about this gay. It's a very good question. I mean, she's been, she, she locks down and quarantined

with his parents So that suggests they are they're not just they're not just flirting and Ada works for the government Ada works for very senior members of the government. That's right. Yeah, she works We don't know if it's the opposition or the government. I think I think she's trying to be as cagey as possible here to not give away state secrets on it. Because you've changed the names. So does the Queen work for the government? Could Ada be the Queen? It's a very, very good point.

I don't think the Queen's in a flat share. No. We do know she listens though. But yeah. Big fans. Great to have you imagine listening. So. So I think what she has to do is she has to sit the two of them down and say, look, you're

both very important to me. You need to quit fucking around and making this my problem, all right, because I own this place. So you, Ada, could be out on your ass, that'd be terrible. But you know, if you don't clean up a little bit here, what am I going to do? And you margin, you may end up with not me. And then what would your parents think? I've been living with them for eight weeks, and they love me.

So you guys have to come up with a solution where you don't fuck around. And if you need different slots to do your work, that's fine, but don't make this my problem. So you're saying basically lay down the law and say, sort it out amongst yourselves. Well, if you, if either of you cares about me, why?

You need to sort, make it look like a virtual blackmail that. No, this is what English people call emotional blackmail because you all never are upfront with your emotions, right? This is called normal emotional conversation. Not passive aggressive, what should I do right to four guys on a podcast? This is, this is, talk to the people involved and say, this is what's at stake. And this is how I feel about it.

And dude, I'm so getting so crazy. I'm writing to four guys on a podcast. Why, let's sort this out. Like adults. Okay, David, what about you? What do you, what do you stand on the story? Two options. There's two options.

Okay. Option one. I live in Dublin, possibly your first ever international guest on the new Zoom flood chair slam down. Yes, that's true. Dublin is in many ways the Berlin of Europe. I thought you were going to say it's the Berlin of Ireland. I was like, okay. So, the Berlin solution to this would obviously be former Thruppel, the three of you. Oh, okay.

So that's my option one. Okay, okay. Option two is possibly more realistic. It's this, Ada plants a fake story. Yes, she leaves something out. That's like government secrets written on us. You're a better volunteer. You're a better volunteer. You're a better volunteer.

She out of it. Of course you do. Okay. Jero no releases it. They splash us and then it obviously doesn't happen. And then it's just, he's like, well, I'm never going to do that again. And it is like, you've learned your lesson. Thank you.

Two very, very strong options. It should be like government minister vomits into luggage on pitch. I can't get it up. And yeah, exactly. One's out of money and chooses in his briefs. So that is an eight out of ten story. So, so, okay.

So that's great. You've got two very, very strong options there. Clarky, what are you thinking, David? I'll push you for a final answer in a moment, but Clarky, what are you thinking? I think that they should, both of them, I think they should all write this up as a TV show. Clark has a idea for everything.

He's desperate to work. I really need to work, guys. We all are. Give it to my incapable hands and I will spin it into shit. I think that it makes such a good story. I can really see this as a TV show. And then both of them can quit those jobs. And then there's no problem. I'm becoming an X on a TV show, yes. It's like game on meets the thick of it. Yes, Barry, that's it! That's the bitch! You're a board!

I mean, that is. I mean, I'm not in the cast, but I'm on board. Oh yeah, I thought none of us are in the cast, but I'm on board. Oh, yeah, cool. None of us are in the cast, mate. Come on. I think we've got to give it a fighting chance. Of any of us here, Tom looks the most like a sort of crusading journalist.

Like, he'll go through your bins to get the story. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, now you've seen Tom's acting jobs, you can see he's really got, he's got what it takes. Look at that, he's looking around, he's, the fantastic, it's a shame that the,

the list of when they hear this, won't be able to see the fantastic pen work, Tom is doing it. Because the journalist, it's all about how you hold the pen, how you shake the pen, the person you're talking about, how you chew the pen, it's all pen work, isn't it? Yeah.

How you wear the, the, the wreath of flowers? All the pen, it's all pen work, isn't it? Yeah. How you wear the wreath of flowers. All of that is fantastic. It's all garlands and pens. And right, parry. Yes, the title. Do you have any ideas for it before we ask you who you're going to do it as? I'm going to give my advice in the style

of a deep-south defense lawyer. Yes, the financial stand. Wow. Okay. Yes. Yes, the financial stand. Well, here we go. Okay. So, financial stand and presiding and providing. Ladies and gentlemen of the podcast, listening to that story there, reminds me of the time,

and you'll probably remember there, the time that Amere decided to run for office hey you're probably voted for him what happened he went by the name Cindy you can't see because you can't have your eyes I wish I couldn't see it either hey so he went by what name we talked to over you there what's his what's what's his name there fan sure sadly it was John

hat oh John What is what's what's what's what is name their fan sure sadly it was John hat. Oh John Hell you'll probably remember John heads running ticket the man with the pig He'd travel from stump to stump holding that pig telling his truce Well, they came where he went to the farmer and said, farmer, where's my pig? And the farmer said, Hey, John, I've killed the pig. Oh, wow. I never mix politics with pleasure. I guess the end of that story.

A very, a very strong message there. So let's just do a little recap here. We've got Fanshawe Stan and say, never mix politics and pleasure. We've got Klaaki. What was your suggestion again? Make the TV show. Making it into a TV show.

Of course it was. Now David, you had two. It was either Thrupple up. Yeah. We'll ditch the Thrupple and go with the plant of fake story. I'm not a fake story. I think you're right to do that. Plant the fake story.

Can we use the thrupple plot line in Clarkies TV show? Yes, it'll be a great episode five. You simply have to, yeah. Yeah. And Sindo yours was sit him down and tell him to quit fucking about. Okay, now, obviously, which I, you know what, it was direct, it was to the point, I love you everything about it.

Now, I can't make the call myself because I don't want to be splashed all over the gutter press tomorrow morning. So instead, I'm going to call upon our live internet audience. So if you go to our profile now on Twitter, it's at Papi's tweet, our pinned tweet lets you vote for who you think should win. Clarkie, you voted. Yeah, of course I'm voting. Why not get yourself a vote? You've got to try and tippin' over the edge.

Well, 40,000 votes. Oh really? Mad, isn't it? They're 12 people watching. Okay, here we eat. Clarkie voted a lot of times. Okay, all right, I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna refresh it one final time,

and then I'm gonna give you the results here. Here we go. Five percent for Mayor John Hatt, 13 percent for sitcommit, 29 percent for syndus, sit them down, but a whopping 53 percent for Wagatha Christie it. So Nicola, there is your answer, good luck and Godspeed. Amazingly, we're only running 45 minutes over. So we know full well how to change that. Let's have the quickfire round and the quick fire round.

It's the round that goes really quickly. Very letter cone. very letter-co-un. Which is why it's amusing that it tends to have a long introduction. It has a long introduction and that is the joke. This introduction is always a really long one. If it was a career, then I guess it would be the career of someone like Tom Hanks. And Tom Hanks. Someone who's been going for ages all the way back to the 80s. This intro would have started out making wacky comedies. Like splash or a bachelor party or dragnet or the bus

It's a grateful and when the heart of cinema go worse Everywhere then this intro would have proved itself to be a romantic lead With the classic rom-com Sleepless in Seattle, but then it would go on to be award-winning It would prove its worth as a serious actor and win two Oscars on the bounce. It would go on to voice one of the best animated films ever and then go on to making credible films like The Terminal and the Lady Killer What a storied career!

Actually all the films it makes wouldn't be winners, you know, so much Ali Wilson's war war. Well anyway let's get on with the quick fire round. Wow, I can explain what happened there. Yeah, go on. I can use it in Red House because something going on for so long. Oh dear, something going on for so long. Oh dear, just really loved Tom Hanks. That's amazing. So there we go, that was the jingle, yeah, yeah. Sorry I started interacting with the jingle like I was having a real conversation there. That's amazing. Yeah, but yeah, I mean, he's great, isn't he? It was scary. It was scary when he got Cady 19, wasn't it? That was a scary moment. Oh, God, yeah. I think that was the...

Tom Hanks. One of the early big scares of COVID-19. Hanks has got it. Well, it could happen to anyone. He's in every man. So, let's play the round. This is the Quick Fire round, and as our show is all about stairs, all of our answers will be sung to the tune of Stairway to Heaven, the rock classic from Led Zeppelin. Now, obviously, in the song, the lyrics are as follows. stairs all of our answers will be sung to the tune of stairway to heaven the

rock classic from Led Zeppelin. Now obviously in the song the lyrics are as follows there's a lady who sure or that glitter is gold and she's buying a stairway to heaven. So I might sing to you there's a lady who sure she's in the county next to Cornwall and our players would sing back and she's Buying a stairway to dare to Yeah lovely lovely work now instead obviously you cut the one we're all singing back at the same time So what I will I'll select who's to call out first instead of buzzers. I like your shout out your first names Tom and Cindy can I hear those please?

I'd like you to shout out your first names. Tom and Cindy, can I hear those please? Cindy. Lovely stuff, Ben and David. Ben. David. Off we go. There's a lady who sure. She's added six to one. Tom. Tom. And she's buying a stairway to seven. Absolutely correct. One point. There's a lady who sure she's seen a bitter yellow citrus fruit and she's burming a single pick me better just at first I love it as she's buying a stairway to lemon absolutely correct one point there's a lady who sure she's just met Mr. Keegan who sure she's just met Mr Keegan David David and she's buying a stairway to Kevin Oh, of course, a bonus point for the pipes on that. Thank you. There's a lady who sure this wetness Welsh MP established the NHS Ben, Ben and she's buying a stairway to Bevan.

That's correct. There's a lady. Or a nine-year-old. Nine-year-old. No, you're a genius, there. Nine-year-old. No, you're a genius, there. And she's buying a stairway to Bevan.

Bonus point, lovely stuff from Clarkie. There's a lady who's sure. She's watching the sequel to Bruce Almighty. Oh. Ben. Ben. Ben. Oh, and she's buying a stairway to Bruce Almighty too. Tom.

You've got your both points taken away, Clarky. Tom, no. And she's buying a staircase to Evan Almighty. It's correct. It's a stairway. Wow. It has a lady who's sure. Straying a staircase to heaven or mighty is correct A lady who sure she's drunk a red baccadi breeze She's drunk a red baccadi breeze a what flavor is a red bacc Breezer guys? Come on, we all know that 90s. Tom! And she's buying a stairway to watermelon. Lovely stuff there.

What? Gorgeous! A gorgeous rendition, Harry. Have an extra half point for the pipes. There's a lady who's sure. She's on a mission to Moscow. David. David. David. Oh God. And she's buying a stairway to police academy servants. Yes, please.

There's a lady who sure she's the young girl from Stranger Things. And she's buying a their way to 11. It's correct. It's there. There's a lady who sure she was happy in the haze of a drunken hour. David. She's Tom. Tom. What?

Do I? Go on, David. We'll try to get together in a harmony. Okay. What? Tell me what to get together in a harmony. Okay. What tell me what notes you're going to do? I'm gonna go low G. I'll go high. I'll go high.

I'll go high. That's the main. And she's buying a stairway to heaven. No, I'm miserable now. Tom Lodge. I put to both of you lovely stuff. There's a lady who shot, there's a lady who saw. She's watching a 1992 Western directed by a star in Clint Eastwood.

Tom! Tom! And she's buying a stairway to unforgiven me. There's a lady who's sure she's making bread without the yeast. How dare you! I think it was Cindy there first, Cindy. I think it was Cindy there first Cindy. Oh She's buying us there way to sourdough 11th of the world I was looking for yes final one. There's a link Sorry who sure she's just seen Dame Miran

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in your car. Yeah, during a storm in the middle of the night. Oh my god, it sounds amazing. So Bandcamp is where they go to get that. We'll stick a link to it in the show notes of the show as well. Cindy. Great. Two things.

One is a podcast called Child Labor, which I co-host with Stu Goldsmith. Oh, fantastic, very much so. And it's about the labor involved in raising your kids. Child labor. You know, what it is to be parented. And the other is a very tiny Sweet little series on Radio 4 have called things my mother never told me about lockdown

Wow should be available on BBC sounds and it's me and I interview four different comics, Ghaz, Jade Adams, May Martin and Tom Allen and it's just about our parents and lockdown and how it feels to be in that weird situation. That sounds amazing. Well, we'll listen to that and we'll also put a link to that as well. That sounds fantastic. Brilliant. So, thanks obviously to all the viewers for watching. As always, our plugs are check our Patreon.com forward slash, Papi's flat share, there's now nearly 100 bonus episodes. Whoaaa!

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