Pappy's Flatshare - Slamdown w/ Ed Gamble & Josie Long (Find the Yurt) S9E19

Episode Date: August 5, 2019

Neither “Tom!” nor “Ben!” want to find the yurt so Matthew says we’re gonna have to have a Flatshare Slamdown!Josie Long and Ed Gamble join the teamFeatures: pillowface, big value showcase, drooling and a real life babyJosie Long - https://twitter.com/JosieLongEd Gamble - https://twitter.com/EdGambleComedyPappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetSupport us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatsharePappy’s Flatshare Slamdown features Matthew Crosby, Ben Clark and Tom Parry with special guests Josie Long and Ed Gamble. It was devised by Pappy’s with producer Ben Walker. Big thanks to everyone who came down to see the recording, to Gwyn Rhys Davies for helping out and to The Pleasance for having us.Edited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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a church in the Tabernacle. Oh, it is in the chapel. So that was where the gods of Pod were smiling on us that day because they gifted us with not one, not two, but three, adorable guests. Oh, yeah. Maybe the sweetest episode we ever did do. Two and a half guests, exactly. Two and a half hour guest not a bad title for a sitcom not bad. So we have We

Ben like it we have we have Ed gamble your friend a minor gamble. Yes, we have Josie long oh and we also have Josie's tiny little baby, Josie Junior, who joined us and it was really, really fun. And you know what, it was really inspirational to see Josie like not only being brilliantly funny on this, but also managing to like... Basically being a brilliant mum whilst being really funny. So we love you Josie, it was great having you on the show. Ed is fine.

He didn't have it, he didn't bring a baby. He'd be so he would have got it. Didn't get the memo. We enjoyed it. We'll have him on the show. But we hope you'll enjoy listening to this. And we will see you with more details of what you can do if you love this podcast after this.

Oh, boy. MUSIC To bed. What is it, Matthew? What is it, Hank? Oh, wow. Do this? Hoi. MUSIC Tom, Ben! What is it, Matthew? What is it, Hades? Oh, wow! Did your voice just break off by doing that? Oh, it did.

Well, it's great to have you both here, but you know, we've had a lovely night out on the town here at McComple. Let's comedy festival. Yes! But we've got to stagger home and find that bloody yard. Yes. Oh, yes. What do we do?

One of you two has to find it. Well, it's not going to be Ben. No, it's a good point. You know what, I'm completely converted on the earth, so I'm genuinely staying in a year this weekend. Let me tell you, it's only £375. All the bargain for a tent! Wait, you don't know what you get for that.

This is a luxury yacht. So, things you get include matching cushions. That's where that money's going, you guys. Fairy lights and five metres of colourful bunting. I hope I've convinced you guys, because there's anyone want to swap. Harry, what about you? Why aren't you going to do it? Something about asking an expert, but there's something in that, isn't there? There is, yeah. Some kind of tent where the vegetable garden, the petty poise,

the retired go to live, ask the expert. Come on, guys, I just got it. Are you back on heroin? No, please help me with clean for Mac. I know. Well, there's anyone with a settle this. We're going to have to have a... Flashes!

Oh, come on, guys. I just got it. Are you back on heroin? No, please help me with clean for Mac. I know. Well, there's anyone with a settle this. We're going to have to have a... Flashes! Oh, I'm welcome to flash it. Yes, the panel show that says, When your day is long, and the night, The night is yours alone.

I love it. When you're sure you've had enough of this life, We'll hang on. Don't let yourself go, because everybody cries. And everybody else, sometimes. John Gorshallan, Wombat, you cross me. Yes. Yeah, my.

I'm a company, company festival. I've Yeah, mate. I've got the comedy festival. Oh, that new Wales. I've got the other my canvas roof, and we follow my badass rules. It's hell over to the ten of Tom Perry and Benedict Clark. Oh, la, here we are. I can't believe I didn't think of everybody else. Everybody else makes me an open goal. It was an open goal. It was right there for you.

Now, obviously, finally, the year isn't something you can do on your title. Who have you brought along to hold out the torch and call out, you know, Yurtie Yurtie, where are you? This week. That's... Well, Matthew, yes.

Toe, what news? The Jamboree's in danger. No. Yes, we failed our food hygiene test. We only got 40 out of 100. I don't know. Okay, what? What? I don't know what the test is.

That would be five, everyone knows that? Oh, that case. In that case, we smashed the evening. Super clean, hey there. Cleared to the point where there's been no food. It's basically what that is. I just needed to reach the catering didn't I? So I got one of my favourite foodie friends in.

The incredible Ed Gappos. Ed Gappos here. Hello. A favourite foodie friends in the incredible Ed Gappel! Ed Gappel is here! Hello. My favorite foodie friends. You have your favorite foodie friends? To take my favorite foodie friends. Oh, what a result.

What you need to know Ed is that sometimes we'll tobble start speaking and then start thinking. Yes, sure. Something clicked up by through then, isn't it? Yeah. We're lovely, right? The end of that tunnel. Ed, thank you very much for coming on the show.

Are you a good flatmate? What kind of a flatmate are you? I think I'm too tidy. Really? I think I'll clean away other people's stuff. So I'll clean away my stuff to the point I will lose the stuff because it's too clean. And I'm including my insulin in that.

Dangerously tidy. Are you Marie condoning your life? Is that what you're doing? I have Marie condoned, actually. Are you Marie condoing your life? Is that what you're doing? I have Marie condo, naturally. Have you? Yeah, I've folded all my pants up into little balls. Right? They clearly...

And they've pulled my little balls in those little... Your insulin wasn't bringing you joy. No, no, no. What's this sparking joy in the same way? It hurts going in, get rid of it. It's good roll. It's got a point. Well, thank you for coming on the red of it, man. It hurts going in, get rid of it. That's a good rule. It's got a point. Well, thank you for coming on the show, Ed.

Clark, who have you brought along with you? I bought my best friend from the NCT class. It's Josie Long! Josie Long. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Josie. Now, now, Clark, you've got to stop going to that class. It's creepin' everybody creepy, it's creepy.

It's creepy, everybody out there. I love it. It's creepy, everybody out there. And I know what bought it when you put a jump up your jump, but... LAUGHTER So, Josie, thank you so much for coming on the show, and of course, you brought along Josie Jr. here as well. Yeah, I was very reluctant.

I didn't want to tell people every real name, but in the end, I felt sorry. LAUGHTER Polestiring from under the bookshelf. Can we just ask why you've got Polestiring? Sorry, we want me to keep it in the bookshelf. To your shame. To your shame, eh? That's what they say about parenthood, isn't it? You're watch out, you've got to start getting rid of your Polestiring.

Polestiring is done. She's a great baby. She really is. She's incredible. She does not appreciate that we are comedians, and we do not wake up before 11 a.m. Literally every single day, we try to explain to her the family that she's been born into. And she seems to think that we're like

on call paramedics or something. That's kind of it. She can use a spoon as well. Yeah. That's mad. I can't even do that. No, I know. That's why I can't go to the NTT. We shouldn't explain to the listener at home that Josie's child's 12 years old.

Oh, yes. LAUGHTER Hi, guys. Hey, Josie Jr. It's great to be here. It's amazing how young people on panel shows again. Those people out there have done the circuit for 35 years. They're being abandoned.

The good thing is they're not bitter about it. Yeah. So, oh, hang on a sec. This will be familiar to you from earlier on. So we've met our contestants, but let's find out who is the expi-er. Yes! Who works? I do. Okay, and we've met our contestants.

Who is the expi-er, and who is, you know, the other team, as we play, round one. Oh! I see you before me as I'm putting up my tent. You must have much more than me. You just rocked up a page on bread. Now the problem becomes the living event and the cameras. Mine's only a three-bird, and it might not be the rain out. I'm a combat I'm a combat I'm a combat I'm a combat I'm a combat I'm a combat

I'm a combat I'm a combat I'm a combat I'm a combat I'm a combat I'm a combat I'm a combat I'm a combat

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I'm a combat I'm a combat I'm a combat I'm a combat I'm a combat I'm a combat I'm a combat It looks good on the couch, but it's beautiful, it's beautiful, it's beautiful, you know, ain't too good with lines, you know, ain't too good with lines. Yeah, not about, not about Gengal this time round. So round one is called Mrs. Yurt Life. The rules are very simple, I'm going to ask each player to recount three different versions of pivotal moments from their life. I would like only one of them to be true. The opposite team has to work out which ones are true and which two are mere figments. If the opposite team guesses correctly,

they get a point. If they're incorrect, you retain that precious point. Ed, I'm going to ask you to go first. Can you give us three different versions of the story of your first kiss. Okay. Ben and Josie, I'd like you to tell me which one is real, which two are yearly made up? Really presuming I've kissed someone here. Which they've done a pre-intivion, that shouldn't they? Okay, here we go. My first kiss was with a girl called Alexandra and it was at Wimbledon Common Fairground when I was 14. Or what's common? What's the fairground? Was it?

It's great in a detail. What? Was it? How is a great hype man for you by the way? What? Was it with a girl called Steph at my friend Jeff's house party? Steph and Jeff? Steph and Jeff.

Steph and Jeff. That might be the biggest overtime. And it was so good I went deaf. That is great but a detail. Who I love the most is called Jeff. No to people that's Jeff. No to people, there's Jeff. It was, it was actually... It was a nickname.

And his real name is Tom. This is a great name. I wonder where you came up with that name, mate. Stefan Jeff, I'm Tom. Great bit of you. Say what you see, mate. And it's Sir David's Mac. No, your name is G this gamble. Keep going.

What can I mean? I... Gamble wears an earpiece on Mark the Week. Can I just whisper this into his ears? You're absolutely nailing this, buddy. Keep going. Yeah. It suggests jokes which I ignore, although... Oh, yeah.

X... say X-P-Y-E-R-D. X-P-Y-R-D. It feels like it doesn't make sense now, but it'll click at some point. At some point, it could keep repeating. I've got it. And then the third version. The third version, which is the real version. I've re-al merged the real version. It was quite a late first kiss.

I was 16. It was after a performance of a school play, after a performance of Oliver, where I played Charlotte, the Undertaker's daughter. o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn Nghymru, o'r ymdyn yng Nghymru, o'r ymdyn Nghymru, o'mdyn Nghymru, o'r ymdyn Nghymru, o'mdyn Nghymru, o'mdyn Nghymru, o'r ymdyn Nghymru, o'r ymdyn Nghymru, o'mdyn Nghymru, o'r ymdyn Nghymru, o'r ymdyn Nghymru, o'r ymdyn Nghymru, or ymdyn Nghymru, omd just really hope it's true, but I don't think, what do you reckon? Well, I think the first one seems plausible. Yes. You know, it's a romantic atmosphere when we're doing comic. Yeah, very grand. Yeah. Just being on the dodges. Yeah, there's a wumbling a bush, not being one out.

I'm called Bokkaria. Oh. Oh. I'm not buying this school plate. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Oh, by this school plate. Yes, it was definitely in that school plate. Don't get me wrong. If they cast them as anything other than the artful dodging...

Yes, scambles artful dodging all day long, isn't it? That school is going to say, we've got this gold on our hands, let's throw it in the bin. LAUGHTER I guess I... artful dodging. I was very fat, though. I wasn't dodging anything. The journey dodged your fate. How are you thinking? You were Harry's secret.

So you're not thinking it's on a verb. How are you going to win, but then common then? Well, what do you think? Yeah. I reckon it's because he's 16 in the last one. 16. Look at this guy. He must've been kissed before that.

16. So he was very fat, fat in the day. There's nothing we feel a little bit. I was confident with it. I was confident with it. So he's an arrogant man. So, you said that. Wow.

Wow. Yeah, I reckon first. You go with Wibbleton Common. Can you reveal which one was correct? The real kiss was with a girl called Steph. No! What? Jeff Parsley. Wow.

They was Jeff, his real name was Tom. Oh! I gave you all the details. Wow. Can I just say this is great because they're here tonight. Stephanie. Stephanie. You just had your first of all moments.

You're welcome. But, nonetheless. So, okay, in which case, then, Ed, you get the point for that round. Well done! Now, Clark, you're up next. I would like you to give two truths and one lie about your most treasured childhood toy, Ed and Tom, which one is Tickle Me Elmo, which two are the Tickle me hell though? I mean that phrase a lot. Tickle me too.

Okay, fine, that's alright. You've heard the Biscuity jokes, not the sector rattle, it's still a fast fight. Okay, clarky. We can't Clarky, we can't guess it. You can't guess it, yeah, yeah. So, um, it was a pillow face, which was what it was a horror movie. It was a pillow case with Winnie the Pooh on it. Yeah. The face of Winnie the Pooh on it. I called it pillow face, and I used to take it with me everywhere up until the age of that eight, the barricading

league. When they realised who was using icing all those Grammys, I used to suck my fingers and play with the the the corner of the pillow case. This is not... This is what's interesting. Ben's mom and dad are in the audience. I genuinely just found myself watching them going, is this real? They've got to play a real good poker face game here.

Yeah. They were both frowning, but I think they do that a lot when you're here. I think my mom hid it. Because I like it just disappeared. But I was, like, say it, by the age of eight, so... Pillow face. Pillow face. I love that it doesn't reference Winnie the Pooh at all.

Just a face, just a normal orange bear face. No problem. OK. It's like a comfort blanket. The next one, please. Bear bear. Oh, here we go. Another inspirational name. It's a pillowcase. I've Winnie the Pooh on. Bear Bear. Oh here we go another inspirational name. It's a pin okay so I've only put one. Bear Bear is his nickname real name tolle. That's also really the person. Are we been friends ever since? Made for me and was ready on the day I was born, so I still have it. I still have it at the foot of my bed and I used to have a what I used to call a rack rack, but it was actually a little waistcoat

but I thought it's an anorak, but I called it rack rack. Were you a posh child. We were my rock rack. Make me a ten-year-old. Make me a ten-year-old. On the day of my birth and give me a waistcoat. A waistcoat. You're two-year-old and a waistcoat. No, I mean, the bear had the waistcoat. Oh, I guess so.

We all thought you were wearing, walking around wearing a little waistcoat. Yeah, kids. Little pocket watcher there. And then, finally... Well... ..the... ..the ultimate warrior, the wrestling figure, the ultimate warrior, that I used to chew the arm of...

..and chewed it down to... Sorry to cut in here. Well, you, like, quite a backwards choice. LAUGHTER All of these stories that I use obviously used to chew it. I mean, you've met Clark here as an adult, so you know. Don't chew that can. But it's can-can.

Yeah. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh. OK, so which talk us through it Tom and Ed what are you thinking when you're leading towards at this stage? There was there was a look of sadness in his eyes when he was talking about pillow pillow face is quite That that had the real tenderness to it. Yeah, I think ultimate warrior is to It'd be too old for yeah, I don't think it's also a warrior that's kind of when we were about 12 That's not true in our hearts. I could chew an almond folk and went worrying now. That sounds like fighting to prove it. Please run the state. It's the ultimate worry. You're not in front of the baby.

You're in front of the baby. I'm not in front of the baby. I'm in front of the baby. I'm in front of the baby. I'm in front of the baby. I'm in front of the baby. I'm in front of the baby. I. Please wait for the stage. The ultimate warrior!

You're not a friend of the baby. It's got to be one of the first two, I think. Yes, it absolutely has. Bear bear or pillow? It's Bear Bear with a waistcoat. Yeah. I've been in his room recently, and I'm not sure I saw Teddy Bear with a waistcoat.

Yeah, well he hides it when he has friends around. What you did in khaki's room? Just chill it. I'm not sure I saw Teddy Bear with a waistcoat. Yeah, well he hides it when he has friends around. What you doing, carcass room? Just chilling. Netflix and chilling, or? Would you believe we were recording an Arctic monkey's trip? Makes it not a sense, actually. And you didn't spot Bear Bear? Didn't spot Bear Bear, but I like your instinct on pillow face. Yeah, and you didn't you didn't spot bear bear didn't spot bear bear But I like your instinct on pillow face

Yeah, I think so. Yeah Can we go with pillow face? I think it's going to be pillow face Parky can we have the correct answer bear bear bear I'm punching the air Walking at the point there. APPLAUSE There they are. Mum punching the air. LAUGHTER Yeah! So... That's my boy!

LAUGHTER There they are. So Tom, I'm going to ask you now to tell us about your earliest memory. Your earliest memory, please. And Ben and Josie, can you define the truth amongst the damn lies pouring out of Paris' porridge mouth? earliest memory please Tom. Wowie Susan cooking a cottage pie. You can see why it stopped me from using it. Excellent start, so.

It's just kind of the red dress that she used to wear. Oh no, is this going to get freudient? You're not coming around for something to do anymore, Tom. I know what you're fucking that quite. It's pie in front of me. You're only a spemerie's ear on it's cottage pie, okay? The red dress and the smell of beef. I actually self-published the romantic novel call that. I get pressed in the smell of beef.

I actually self-published the romantic novel called that. 50 shades of red. The second one is falling over outside nursery and going to my teacher looking up at her red dress I slipped on some beef falling over outside of nursery. It's going to be funny when Joseph Jr plays this game in 20 years' time, which is like, I was on a podcast. What's your first memory?

My mom took me on a podcast and I didn't enjoy. Oh, I remember. He's a red cartoon and a smell of pee. LAUGHTER The smell of pee! And the final one is a summer holiday where the wind was blowing so strongly off the sea that my sister and I Don't ask me what she was wearing Could lean backwards into the wind.

Oh, that's nice. That's a nice image, yeah. Lean backwards into the wind, falling over outside of nursery, or anti-suasements. Red dress. I think the Dracula sings on your latest album. The bad news is that you're recording, you wouldn't have. Get there, bear it that you're recording, you wouldn't be. Get bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

The title of the album is Simply Tom Bruckett's Jeff. OK. Clarky and Josie and Josie Jr. talk us through those answers, which one seems like the most plausible one, would you say? Well, we've been here before. The most implausible, I think, is number one. OK. Mae'r ymdyn ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni' your currently forming your first memories. What do you think, do you think it's the first one? Drop the banana, she has a nose. I don't know, two drops for yes. Really hard to do two drops.

It's like, what is Raj, he's going to say yes. Oh, you'd like the phone, you can't have the phone though. Bloody millennials. She's digitally native already. This is what I think. I think. Yeah, is that what you think? Yeah.

This is really not how I'm paying. I think that the win memory, that's a lovely memory. But over the course of thinking about it, Tom remembered a beautiful memory. Right. Because that's not the first memory. No. It's a bit like B-starver on the page. Yeah, it's a good boy, but it's not that bad in other countries.

Yeah. I can stand on a beach, is it? Yeah. So I think it's the nursery one, but because it's a large event as a baby, traumatic event falling over, there's the hint of beef. There's the whiff of beef to all these memories. The wind was carrying it. The wind was carrying it.

The next time an a twire. Yeah, I'll go over the other one. I think that's a good call. Which one you got in the course for? You're going for nursery. Tom, can you please reveal? The correct one is leaving back into the wind. Oh! I was wearing a bright red anorac.

Oh! Turn of yourself around. So, so, Paris get the point there. Lovely. Gosh. Motion. Okay. Also, I've just got an alert and Josie Genius added me on Snapchat. Does that mean?

Josie, could you please give us three versions of your most embarrassing moment please Ed and Tom I like to seek out the truth like a preacher leaving through the pages of a good book I just try to think of any times I've been embarrassed in my life You're shameless Your most confident moment Again, I'm very much just coasting through the middle of the snow. You've never felt anything in your life. That's what you're saying. And the worst part is I thought the baby would change him.

She's made it worse. Okay. Go on, James. Immarassing moment. Oh, okay, great. This is a pleasant thing to be reminded myself of all these. Okay. o'n gweithio, oes. A, oes. A, oes. A'r gweithio, a'r gweithio. A, oes.

A, oes. A, oes. A, oes. A, oes. A, oes. A, oes. at a professor doing the big value showcase and one of my breasts fell out of my bra and was clearly visible for the entire performance and I did not realize the first the second is in year eight I called the Science Teacher, Compined Science, Mr. Bartram, Mon Sherry. I can smell the buff.

I can smell the buff. I don't know what I can smell in French. I can smell the buff. Mae'r gwaith i'r gwaith. Mae'r gwaith i'r gwaith. Mae'r gwaith, mae'r gwaith, mae'r gwaith. Mae'r gwaith. Mae'r gwaith, mae'r gwaith, mae'r gwaith. Mae'r gwaith, mae'r gwaith. Mae'r gwaith, mae'r gwaith. Mae'r gwaith, mae'r gwaith.

Mae'r gwaith. Mae'r gwaith. Mae'r gwaith. Mae'r gwaith. Mae'r gwaith. Mae'r gwaith. The only Princess Michael in the whole country. In the whole country, I've got to. And I wet myself on the chair. Oh, these are all good and strangely plausible. Yes. So, Tom and Ed, what are you thinking?

I'm thinking Back in the day at the big value showcase if your breast came out the audience would have would have told you Yeah, they're quite a raucous bunch right the big value showcase also that is that's a lot of value Showcase until that happened. We've got to change the name to this gig. The reviews are it. So yeah, I'm thinking... I think embarrassment is always stronger when you're younger, right? There's that first taste of shame.

Yes, it's probably... It's got to be the monster. Monshary. We really like the monster. I really hate the monster. We all know it's been it's got to be the month the month Moncery Moncery Like the Moncery I really hate the Moncery Yeah, we all know to be Moncery Josie, can you tell us please? Yes Ah!

Tom and Ed get the points there You know what I mean, congratulations So at the end of that round producer Evin, could you please tell us the scores? Tom and Ed have three Ben, Josie and Josie Jr. have one. Oh, so top of the editor in the lead. We're gonna beat that sweet baby. It's all you know for Corvida.

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Gold, gold, listen to that That is the sound of a tired audience That's not what you get That is day three of a festival goal That is That is bronze, right there Yes, in his black games Where this time we'll be playing our version of Fortnite, which we're calling with tragic inevitability, fart note. I'm going to give each player ten songs, and they have to perform each song for their team mate using only raspberries.

We take it in terms of the teams, two minutes on the clock, you'll get a point for each correct answer your team mate gives. So Ben and Josie, those are yours. This is root one stuff isn't it? So Ben and Josie, Ben and Josie yours are all Beatles songs. Would you have been having the envelope for you? V-Cult songs more like. Oh nice. I have a thing for that. You guys are really starting to get on my nose man. Are you alright Clark? Are you panicking? Well, the first song, I don't know if it's... I can't give it a way, but... I've never heard of the song before.

Great. Looking forward to this. It's that... Literally, you just put number one on it and it's like... Oh, yeah. That's your name, then. Yeah. And then it's... That's my I call Jackson Son, that is what I call Jackson. Ben the two of us.

I just don't really clap my name as in tax man. Oh fair. I appreciate it is confusing. But yes, no. What next? I know, I know, I know, I know. It's a formatting error, Clarky, but we had a lot of fun enjoying it. So can I get first?

Yes, you want to start the first one, but you'll do one thing, and then can't go back and forth. And to be Raspberry, or can it be FaceTrump? Give us the difference between the two. No way, it's going to be raspberry. Your two minutes begins now. Oh, let it be! Now off to a flyer!

Hey, June! Yes! Oh no, it's stuck again. Oh, thank god you started. LAUGHTER Look at your child looking confetti. No, I mean, this is what mommy does. Oh, I... ...duh- the chorus, go to the chorus. I think I'm doing a good job here.

You're not a fantastic job. I just can't remember the name of the song. Can I just check it? All the lonely people. It's not the song. It's not the song. It's not the sound. Oh, God, no. Mate, you just finished it round.

Have you ever been borrowed by my phone from the first of all, by the way? Can we steal the point? No, you can't. Harry, naughty little fellow. Yesterday? Yeah! Oh, you need it up. It's penny-like?

Yes. Look at the face. Oh, look at me! No, I don't. This isn't really tricky one, J.C. It really is. It's a surprising amount of passion on your face. I'm just going to jump to the next one, right? Okay, yeah. That is your two minutes. Oh, if you can guess what Josie was doing as we finished. Can I finish?

Yeah, go on, finish it. I farted, it's all finished. Oh, I want to hold your hand. She's out! Potser! I'll say you're going to teach us this. Yeah, I want to hold your hand. It was, I want to hold your hand. Yes, you can't have the point, Paris, but then neither can you bet. So it all works out.

So I'm guessing the soul part of this. Oh, I'm going neither can you bet. Oh! So it all works out. So I was guessing the song was just... Oh, I got this. It was Eleanor Rigby as the name of the song. Yes, that you didn't get there. Okay, how many points did they get there at the end of that? 19. They got five.

Five points, okay. So five to beat. Ed and Tom here. I really wasn't expecting to enjoy fart night, but... Wait, it's the best game. Remember, Blaze! It's really strong. It's a really strong game. Yours are all TV themes. Ah.

Now, can I just check? Is the first one for mind the show about the lawyer who works out for the following? No, that's your name, yes. Okay, I don't really know any of these. Okay, your two minutes begins now. Um... No, that's your name, yes. OK, I don't really know any of these. OK, here we go. Two minutes begins now. I'm spitting more than anyone else.

Bill! You didn't help me! I don't think you know what the theme is into that show. Oh, I see. Oh, I can get to that one. Stop, what? There are people like nodding along to the music. That listened to this. It's a handspan. Start again.

Do we know it? What is it? Only close the push. Yes! It needs an horse to use. One point to the audience. Tom. I'm going to be a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more Take it out of the stanza, don't be funny. Yes. I don't know it. I don't know it.

Top stop and I don't know it. Top stop and I don't know it. So, take the breath I do not know. Oh, many veins in that forehead. If this is constantly... If I look at you, get extra, I'll be here. I've got... It will be very sad if this is how you died, it will be so fitting.

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So how did you get at the end of that one? I think did you just get... Cool two. No, no, no. Cool one. We got one. That's why they made for what? A cool two.

One is a cool two. It's a two that's not tri-part. Do you know for once, sir? Well, a cool two, actually, so. LAUGHTER So, producer Emma, at the end of that round, what has that done to the scores? Sixth, DeFenn and Josie and Josie Jr.

Four to Tom and Ed, and one to the audience. Hey! Now it's time to take a trip to the over fire on to cattle ranch. There's the hello courtroom of what that smells It must be more it's me brothers It's gonna be, but maybe we can help you from the Sonic I can be. Yes, it is beef brothers, we're each week we ask our palis to sort out a flat share based beef. And today's one comes from Cal who is in our audience. Cal, are you there? I am, yes.

Hey Cal, how you doing? Great to have you on the show. So Cal writes, my tentmate, slash partner, says that I dribbled on her pillow in my sleep. I can't help this and feel that it should have brought us closer together. So Cal, that's the problem. You're presumably as we are pretending to be, camping. Yes, you are, of course. And you were sleeping the tent last night, you dribbled so specifically that you managed to get the adjacent pillow. Is that the work?

I think I might have crept onto the pillow. Oh, correct onto the pillow. Done a bit of drooling. You think that's a creep with you. Can I just say this is my nightly experience with the baby. I completely understand. Well I should tell you now, Josie Benjou, on Cal's side, Ed and Tom, you are on the side of Cal's tent mate.

Is your tent mate here? Yes. Hello, tent mate. What's your name, please? Rowan. Rowan. Love your tent mate here, Rowan. Okay, now, so Tom and Ed, you are on Rowan's side.

Do you have any ass- any What's Cal last night? It's a very strong point But I have to overrule it at this juncture it's time for a cross examination Do you have any questions that start with Cal anyone got any questions for Cal about the sleeping arrangement about the pillow? Yes question from the baby. How many times have you, of course, and I did you wake up and request a milk feed? I'm a sub-aggression!

I'm a vegan at the moment, so no milk feed in the night. Can vegans drink, is breast milk? Surely, yes. So no, no, not feeding the night me can be getting strength is the rest of your is Surely, yeah, surely Off-front row Yeah, so how much draw that we talking about? Round about the teaspoons? And the rest. What a weird measure of rest. And the rest.

That was amazing. You tried to make Rowan say that as well. You gaslighted her about the amount of dripple. What's the round about teaspoon from what I remember Rowan? You talking table spoon? Rowan, what do you mean? Yeah, I think a little bit of tablespoon. So we took the table spoon of Rowan, what do you want? Yeah, I think a little table spoon.

So we took a table spoon of drill. It's quite a lot of drill, it's more than I'd like to eat. I've got a question just to clarify matters. Yes, then how? How can we be certain that the drill was cows? Thank you. Is that weird? We're not on the other side though.

I retract that question. Do you know what I've got a question? No! Do you want to try and answer the question? That's it's been asked. How do we know? Go roll it, roll it. Because I'd have to be doing it on the back of my head.

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your minute begins now. Can women not have their own space anyway? Even at the most woke comedy festival in the UK in a yurt, Rowan is trying to sleep and across cow snakes to mark his territory. Spray her area with its horrible spiffle, like a dog cocking his leg and pissing out of his mouth. All over where Rowan should have felt safest. There is nowhere for women anymore and I think it's about time that if you want to sleep in a tent together, any more, Cal, you have to start wearing some sort of muzzle. I think it's disgusting behaviour and I think you owe Rowan a pillowcase in an apology.

And Ben's got pillowcase in it. And Gamble there. Wrong stuff. How and Rowan, how do you think it's going so far? Rowan first, yeah. I think it's going great. I feel very supported while I'm represented. Fantastic. Cal? I mean, Rowan's in the right place. Don't give it away! It's not how this day works!

Don't back down. Clarky, your case, continue the case for the prosecution. Your minute begins now. Is Romance dead? Guys, at the whole point of going out with someone, sharing everything. You know, and he's doing it on, that's what hair's for, it's the back of your head.

Hair is just, you know, a head bit for... There's a soap pop stuff like that. Sweat, dribble, and the rest. The list goes on. Come on guys. Better out than in there, That's what I said. Just why I wet the bed. I think I've said enough. I think I did too much. Ben Clark, everybody. Ben Clark with his very compelling headbeard argument. Now finally, Tom, you ought to conclude the case for you for the defense. Yes. Are you are you going to be doing it as yourself? No, I'm going to be doing it in

the style of deep sized defense lawyer from a John Christian novel. Mr. Fan Shaw standard. Mr. Fan Shaw standard. Residing and providing your minutes should you need it against now? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Ha ha ha, good afternoon. Near the lunchtime, eh? You must be sitting there hungry. Listening to them, their lawyers over there from the big city there. They packed their sandwiches with real fancy lunch.

Over here, we simple folk. Hell, we know a solution where we see why let me tell you a little story now you probably remember yourselves few years ago old farmer Stephen remember farmer Stephen of course worked in the chemist strange nickname It's a strange nickname. From Stephen. From Stephen. He owned a field, didn't he? Right next to Farmer Jonathan. Oh, they looked out there,

went those one day, and in the middle of that, they're fielded there. A pig. Strong pig and a hawk. Four legs. Two eyes. Proper pig. Oh, that's bad.

Yeah. Yeah. They're pig-ass standing directly on the boundary between them two farmers' farms. Who's got the pig? between them two farmers farms. Who's got the pig? Jonathan's holding on to the tail. Steve, he's holding on to the snap. Town ain't ever seen the lie.

Crowd gathered. Everybody's channin'. Now, there's a pic People ask me to our regret starting that channel Good along story short old samurai Paul came along. Yeah. That pig wouldn't proper for long. Boundaries are there for a reason, y'all.

I'm gonna lurch. That's your stand-up. Residing and providing. Now I cannot adjudicate people as myself, because I'm saving myself for Jesus. So instead I call upon Jesus, he's in for a real roasty when I get up there. So instead, it's a double knuckle. Sorry,, Lord.

So it's dead, I caught up on the Mac Fest for you to decide. If you think Josie and Ben and therefore Cal is in the right, I would like you to... Free-peek-car. Too late, Parry. You've said enough. If you think Cal is in the right, applaud now. APPLAUSE Guys, we've got a baby. Do it neatly on the round of applause or?

It's nice to hear it. Yes, if you think and fan sure of their bull row and made the best case, I'd like you to applaud now. Justice, that's the sound of it. I love it if only two people play that again. We'll have to have a recount. So there we go, the point goes to Ed, Anx's Tom there. Next up, it's the quick fire round. But before that, Tom and Ben, let's hear that jingle that makes our bodies tingle as deep vein

for a voices set's in. LAUGHTER This is the quick fire round. It's the round that goes really quickly. Which is why most people firmly believe it should have a quick intro A quick introduction Would really help things out But he's the thing The quick far round jingle

Is perhaps the longest jingle that's out there It's a record breaker The longest jingle in podcasting At least that's the record we're going for. Which is why today we've decided this is going to be the longest quick fortune that there's ever been no more I've been told about this, I've been told about this, I've been told about this, I've been... We're going for the big one, man So everyone lets dig in We've got supplies, we've got three litres of fuel

We're gonna keep ourselves tanked up with nutrition Clarkies going to keep the jingle going strong And we're aiming for Three days worth of gin Wish us luck. So as you can tell, we're in day one of the gin. It's going well!

Just another two days to go and I'm feeling quite optimistic. Clarke, do you think that it's going to be a problem? My fingers have gotten numb and I've drank my own piss. Okay, so maybe this was a bad idea. Maybe we should just get back to the quick fire round. What a hostage situation that was. In this quick far round as the show is clamping themed, we are a work made up of two pre-existing words.

All our answers today are actually two answers combined. For example, I might ask for the big wheel on the south bank of the Thames and survivors biggest hit. The answer would of course be London Eye of the Tiger. Instead of buzzes, I'd like to shout out the glamping version of your name so it's a portmante version of your name. So I've been in Josie let's hear that now. Blowsing. Blowsing. You always caught me blowsing as well can I? I was looking more for like Bark and John but both people both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both First question. The robot for short circuits to plus a burger chain.

Oh, Johnny Five, guys. Tumble. Tumble. Johnny Five, guys. Correct. Here's a live, guys. One of the panels plus the gold chest, the Indiana Jones search for in radars. Er, Blossy. Blossy. J.C. Long me Ark of the Covenant.

LAUGHTER Tumble. I vote not right, J.C. Tumble, Bank Clock of the Covenant. Bank Clock of the Covenant. The Singer of Wrecking Ball and John Malcovitch in Conair. Tumble. Not right, JC. Tumble. Bank clock of the covenant. The singer of wrecking ball and John Malcovitch and Conair. Oh, a Tumble.

Sample. Miley Cyrus the virus. No, it says the virus is correct. One of the panels plus the pirate from Treasure Island. J.C. Lungton Silver, Glacier. It's correct. A book for you search for a bubble-hatted man plus a football team that play at Ellen Drodes?

Play the... ...Blocy. Where's Wally? Who cares about football? It's not the arse right happy on the cards. Where's Wally's soul? It's Wollins United. Why not the panel blust an expression about crockery that means extremely clumsy?

Oh, Blacey, Ed Gamble and China show up. Correct! Can I just let it know for the readers that I am doing this while breastfeeding? Joseph Jr.'s attending the big value show. Joseph Jr.'s attending the big value show. Oh, what value? So, to be a boon, you get fed. It's like junglers back in the day.

The prime minister plus an insect that only lives for a day. Oh, I see trees and mafiles. Trees and mafiles correct. One of the panoramic trees I've been lives for a day. Oh, I see trees are made for it. Trees are made for it's correct. One of the panel, I'm not even going over this round. One of the panel, plus the Italian word for sea, you again. Tumble, tumble. Tom Parinara. That's what you're having for lunch, isn't it?

It's not correct. I could throw it over to the other team. Not Clea, mate. Tom Parinvigdertine. A A popular box of sweets plus a computer game that features Gail and Emvison. Quality Street Fighter. Quality Street Fighter? Yes.

Quality Street Fighter II. Yes. I like that. Two points, in fact. Me and Oasis third album. Oh, and closely Matthew Crosby here now. It's correct. The name of this show and a film about Hitler's final days. Oh, that closely, Matthew Crosby here now. It's correct, the name of this show and a film about Hitler's final days. Oh, that's awesome.

Tom, Clashier slung down for. It's correct, that is our final question. That's our time, but before we find out the final scores, Ed and Jotie, is there anything you would like to plug? Any tours coming up? Any shows coming up? Anything like that? We need a baby sister on Wednesday news. No, I do, I have an Edinburgh show that I'm doing called Tender.

It's going to be at the stand at 820 every single night. Please come. I will be touring next spring, which is spring 2020. So please come. I've got a baby. He's got a baby, guys. Josie, do you hear her? Are you plucking anything? Hey, yes, I've got a baby, guys. Joe, did you hear her? Are you plugging anything? I've got a book out. LAUGHTER

It says I've got a funny collection of anecdotes. It says a collection of Billy. Well, I've written it in my own sheet. LAUGHTER And anything you'd like to plug at all? Yes, I'm on tour, which is still going on. It's been a long time, so I've really gone dead behind the ice now. So come on on to that and I wrote that in my own ship.

So... LAUGHTER So thank you all guys for coming along to the podcast. If you're listening at home and you would like to come along, you can always find all the details of all of our shows on our Twitter, which is at Happy's Tweets. If you enjoy the podcast, please do leave a review on iTunes. We like five-star reviews. The other ones not so much, but we read them. If you are really enjoying this, you can always donate to the Patreon or

find us all of that stuff at shittymoney.com. So, this is exciting. Producer Emma, can we hear the final scores please? Well, with ten, both teams. What? Both teams get ten, that means both teams get to get down and yurty with me. Tonight, as we make some origami our bodies into some erotic silhouettes. Congratulations, well, Joseph Jr. is just taking her first steps live on a podcast. The mad dude! The mad dude! Which case are winners tonight? Yes! Oh, Josie Jr.

Josie and Ben. We've been Pappies. See you next time on Flash Eslavel! Pappies, Flash Eslavel and Abbey Jembeck are the top players, especially with this Josie-Long, Josie Jr. and Ed Dangle. It was the wisewife Pappies who made a walk with the girl and they were fortunate with these days, and then it hit my bank card.

Big thanks to everyone who came down as a little girl in the cell, at the Henry's team and everyone at the Peacock and Coventy Festival for having us. Patience and Fair is a secret news brought to you by Edcast and the internet. Cheers everyone, bye!

Bye! Wallop, love that. Can you join that? Wallot treat. What a great ep. So inspired am I by listening to that? I'm gonna go and have a baby. Oh, really?

Yeah, that's right. Well, Tessa, you know what, Tom, I'm gonna join you. Let's go. Let's have a baby together. Oh my God, I can't think of two more adorable parents than Perry and Clark. That could be the podcast that launches a thousand families. If you can see listening to that podcast,

then please name your child. Half-lash-share-slanddown. Half-lash, share slantown. Half-lash, share slantown, and then... Forward slash. Yeah, Patreon. Forward slash. Yeah, if you did conceive during that, please do send us a tweet and remember that it didn't happen. And if you didn't want to conceive during that, please be safe, practice safe sex.

Please practice safe sex. Yes. And if you can't practice safe sex then leave us a review on iTunes do practice do practice safe do practice sex Clarke is on his microphone taken away from Feligal reasons Clarke tried to put a condom over the microphone that's too safe for Podcast. That's so sexy as voices. Let's bag it up, you guys.

That's so sexy. This man's voice is the answer to all through a Johnny at all times. Okay. By the way, guys, can I just say we're all wearing Johnny's voice. Oh, we should have told you that, this is an idea. We never podcast bear back. We never bear back podcast. We've always got a Johnny on.

So if you're enjoying this podcast, know this, but your ear can also save from any kind of infection because Clarky is lousy with it. He's got absolutely ridden. He's absolutely riddled. He's got a ration of half. He's been about. Well, anyway, enjoy leaving us over your own.. Enjoying the five stars will do it. Fun with it. If you want to join the Patreon, there are so many fantastic tears to the Patreon. And we're about to record a drunk episode, which by the time you listen to this, we'll be out in the ether.

Yes. But you'll only be able to hear it if you listen to the Patreon. Can you imagine what you'd be like? I can't even imagine what it's going to be like. We sound like we're pissed now. I know, yeah. I'm sick of the sound. What's sick of the sound like? I can't even imagine what it's like. We sound like we're pissed now. I know, yeah. What's it gonna sound like? Are the t-shirts and any ready?

They look spectacular. The t-shirts are nearly ready. Yes, they look spectacular in our minds, I. But we've seen the design. We've seen the design. We've seen the design. They're looking strong. And if you'd like to come and see us live,

we're gonna be at the end of the road festival. Yes. Oh, I'm gonna be up at the Edinburgh Fringe with a silo show, are we at the Edinburgh Fringe yet? Go and see Tom. Go and see Tom. Good point.

And we're also gonna be at the London podcasting festival on the Kings Place on the 8th of September. Yes, in the end of the road was the 30th of August. End of the road was the 30th of August. And end of the road was the 30th of August and we're also this episode was sponsored by Durex as well. We are now all going to climb into one condom and float off out to sea. Oh God Lord. Oh God Lord. Please be upstanding for the neighborhood watch. Roll call!

Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, you're on a magic number. I love to say giddy up and hop on the back of Adrian stir up. Oh well I wish her very well. It's Angela it's not Anola. Eleanor Campbell. Oh, dear. He was very well. He was very well. It's Eleanor Campbell. Okay. Look at his phallax.

His phallax. It's Lloyd Alex. I'll call him on one of my 17 phones. Listen, you've got too many phones. But that's one more. Oh. The Lawrence Jones. LORENS has got 16 phones, which apparently is the right number of phones. Glocky, that concludes...

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