Pappy's Flatshare - Slamdown w/ Eleanor Tiernan and John-Luke Roberts (Book the train) S10E05

Episode Date: February 4, 2020

Neither “Tom!” nor “Ben!” want to book the train tickets… so Matthew says we’re gonna have to have a Flatshare Slamdown!With Eleanor Tiernan and John-Luke Roberts Features: A donkey��s cow, rats and lungbuts Eleanor Tiernan - https://twitter.com/eleanortiernan John-Luke Roberts - https://twitter.com/jlukeroberts Pappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetSupport us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshare Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings, listener dear. Hello, it's me. Hello, Tom, it's great to have you here. Do you want to introduce the rest of us? I introduced myself to myself there. That's always a pleasure. That's what happens when you're self-employed. You spend a lot of time on your own and you have to just jazz it up a bit. Well, one of your ambitions is you've taught famously. It's to shake your own hand. Famously. And you came, you came periscoty close to it there. No, I'm introducing yourself to yourself. Getting closer to living my dream.

So for anyone who's not heard the episode before, would you like to introduce yourself to the listener as well? Hello everyone, I'm Tom. I'm Matthew. And I'm Ben. And welcome to an episode of Pappy's Flat Share Slamdown. Now, this was recorded at the Aberyst with Comedy Festival. This was sysdifestible to our favorite festival,

the Macunkluth Comedy Festival. Absolutely, a brand, it's only in its second year. I wouldn't say brand new, but it's in its second year. Okay, you wouldn't say it's brand new. Can you clarify how many years it's been going? It's no longer brand new, suddenly. It's not a brand new. It's about two years old. Yes. It's not, it's no longer brand new, suddenly. It's about two years old. Two years old.

It's in its sophomore year. It's sophomore year, lovely to have grown up. And the thing you forget about plates like Aberystis, it's a very long way to go. It is a long, long way. We thought we'd up and down in a day. Which we did. I think you stayed on because you did another show there, didn't you?

Absolutely, yes. Clarke and I went up and down in the day. and after the show, we went to the fish and chip shop to buy some delicious fish and chips, and then got on the train that was going to take us some of the way back to London, and it was the smallest train ever. It was. It was like Thomas the Tank Engine. Yeah, it was a tiny carriage, and we really stank it out. Oh, yeah.

It was a pack. It was a hot food on the train. It's always a danger, isn't it? It's always a danger you're going to be unpopular. It took a little time to arrive. It was very good. You took up the train or the food. The food. Right.

I think we had intentions of maybe eating a bit before we got on, but didn't happen. Didn't happen. Well, in amongst all of that, we also reported an episode of our podcast. We had incredible guests. They're going to hear the podcast. We know about the food and afterwards.

Right people, listen. This should be the new introduction. What did we eat before this episode? I tell you what though, the real mistake curry sauce on a train. Yes, curry sauce on a train. You know what? That's why Chris Ramsey has never done it. Chris Ramsey has done, he's done pizza on a train. He's never done curry sauce on a train because you know what?

He's a populist. You know what he's doing. He knows what he's never done curry sauce on a train because you know what? He's a populist. You know what he's doing. You know what he's doing. So this episode is great. We have two brilliant guests in John Luke Roberts and Eleanor Tienen. Oh, two absolute belters. First time for John Luke and the second time for Eleanor Tienen, but they're both brilliant.

Yes, absolutely. If they are gigging away, then go and see them. If they're gigging away. Yeah. Or a home. Or a home, yeah. They're gigging at, then go and see them. If they're gigging away. Yeah. Or a home. Yeah, if they're gigging at home or away. Yeah, I think John Lee Roberts has got a show on at the SoHo soon.

Great. So look at the SoHo website for that. Yeah, absolutely. But follow them both on Twitter. I'm sure they'll talk about it. We can say the next show is going to be at the Phoenix, our spiritual home, the Phoenix and Cavendish Square. It's on March the 10th and it features a special guest, Matt Lucas.

Lovely! Very exciting. Who we secured is booking by bumping into him in a pret. Yeah, we ran into him in pret and we sat down, we had a meal with him. Yeah. And that can't be unusual. It's looking policy. Just hanging out in pret. We didn't know. It was a fish and chips. We're not going to tell you what meal we have with Matt until the next episode.

Don't blow the load. Something to look forward to. Something to look forward to, guys. But yeah, get tickets from that at tickettext.co.uk, forward slash Pappy's, Hyphen Flat Share. We're also going to be at Macfest. Yes. Yes.

Saturday. Welcome, return. Second of May. For describing us. And the third of May, well, we'll see. Second of May, third of May, midday shows. We haven't booked any of the guests for that yet. But get your tickets from Macfestest, the MacFest website.

And please do remember, it's not a bank holiday weekend this year. Don't make that mistake. It's not a holiday weekend this year. I know, they've shifted the bank holiday to the week after. What is it? I know. Well, it means a long train home with curry sauce.

Yum yum yum. Can't wait for it. And also, I can't wait for this episode. So let's listen to it and enjoy. Tom! Ben! Whoa! Matthew, what the hell is it today? Yeah, what's up? My little prince. Firstly, Tom, less at the HE double hockey sticks for that, and you, I love the new nickname. Always happened to the new nickname every week, but listen, one of you too has got a book of the train to the Aberystwyth Comedy Festival.

Oh, well listen, it's not going to be me. No? I had a terrible time last time I caught a train. I booked a specific carriage because I wanted to read a book and get some work done, but when I got in there, oh, it was so loud. There were these British prisoners of war and there were trying to build things. Loads of Japanese voices shouting at them. At the end, there was a really loud explosion. Turned out, I booked the bridge over the river

quiet carriage. That's lovely stuff, actually. That's really lovely stuff. Clearly only people explaining it to each other in the middle. Google it later, maybe. It's a crunchy joke. It's a very crunchy joke. Glarky, what about you? Ah, well, Matthew, I'm the same as Tom. I mean, are a legend.

Yeah. Brilliant comedy. Never that. No, ah, the last time I took a train, honestly it was all for. It took forever. It was to this comedy festival, if you can call it that. o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r ddod, o'r You know that feeling crossby and you then have to make conversation with that person Yeah, yeah, the whole journey, you know a feeling crossby sure Yeah, and then the other person just opens their laptop and

Pretends to do some writing crossby. Yeah, you know that feeling Yeah, I get that feeling yeah, yeah Well, that was today There's only one way to settle this. We're going to have to have a... Flash! Flash! Flash!

Flash! Flash! Flash! Flash! Flash! Flash! Flash! Flash!

Hello and welcome to Flash! Flash! I'm down the panel show that says, I never meant to cause you any sorrow. I never meant to cause you any sorrow. I never meant to cause you any pain. I only wanted one time to get to Aberystwyth. I only wanted to get to Aber on a direct train, direct train, direct train Direct train, direct train Direct train, direct train But you have to change that Birmingham

There's no fucking direct train. Other hotel-level Mackey Crossbeam. Lovely. We're live at the Aberystwyth Comedy Festival, whilst they're under my roof that we follow my rules. Let's say hello to the tenants, Tom Perry and Ben Clark. Whoa! Whoa!

The Orchid Vow. What's that? What does that mean? Go fuck yourself, guys. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you very much Now unlike our tickets our guests our first class So who have you brought along to help you book a train this week Tom? Well listen the jamboree was in trouble Yes, it was indeed just wasn't much fun I know never read the trip advisor reviews

Well, it's a nice trip advice fees that brutal was a Jamboree not much fun. Was it much fun? Two stars, but they said what an awful complete well, I would have hired the funniest guy. I know please welcome Mr John Luke Roberts Welcome, but pleasure. Thank you. Thanks for being so fun as well. Thank you. Yes Hey, so welcome. Well pleasure. Thank you. Thanks for being so fun as well. Thank you. Are you? Yes, are you a good flatmate your bad flatmate? What kind of flatmate are you? I am a messy but apologetic Do you do you create a mess tidy up then apologize? Oh? No? No? No? No? Create a mess Have it pointed out to to me I've created a mess.

Apologise. Time passes. I tidy the mess. But in that there's a note, basically, I've made another mess in that period of time. So there's a series of overlapping messes. I will tidy them up, but not all at once. Sure. So there's always something, you've always got one on the boil. A little bit of mess just ticking over. What's the mess situation currently?

Because obviously you're not in your flat. Well, you've come away for the weekend to have a rest. I'm putting everything into storage. So both very messy and very organized. You put your mess into storage. Well, yeah, just in the car from box everyone thought, let's deal with this this way. No, I'm moving this stuff out of the flat

because the flat's been decorated. I had a storage unit a few years ago. It's never a good position to be in. No one's in a storage unit because they're having a good time. You know, it's like, you're being in a storage unit. Well, I was so thrilled. I'm going to move all my stuff into a storage unit. Harry, it makes us even like you were living in that storage unit. I tried, I don't know. You know, I was like, what do you mean, innastory? Well, I was so broke, I'm gonna move all my stuff into a storage unit. Harry, it makes us even like you were living

in that storage unit. I tried, I wasn't allowed. But like, eventually I thought I saw it in my place, I was able to move out the storage unit, and I got an email the next week from the storage unit saying, so sorry you're leaving us. Was it something we did wrong? And it's like, no, you're a storage unit.

Like, no one wants to stay at a storage unit. As long as there's lockable doors, they can't do anything wrong, can they? Exactly. Do you want to name the company? Erm, it was one of the blue and yellow ones. Did you store your stuff at an IKEA? Oh yeah, actually sorry. Hey, sold it all!

So, Glocky, who have you brought along with you this week? I bought my friend. It's a Helena Tina! Helena Tina! Oh, we... APPLAUSE Helena, thank you so much. Clarky, can I say the intro is getting better and better.

I was going to say ticket inspector, and then I was like, Forget it. Sure. Why bother saying that? Good call. You made the right choice. I'm sorry I went back to it. Eleanor, it's great to have you on the show. Thank you for having me. Oh, it's an absolute pleasure. Now, Eleanor, what kind of a flatmates are you? I feel like I'm a two-faced flatmate.

All right. Yeah. I've presented one side to one housemate and then a completely different side to a different housemate. Whoa. Do you play the housemates off each other? Has Donald daughter happened? Yeah. Even this week. Yes.

This is Dr. Jettelman's last date. Yeah, it was an incident. I want to hear this guy. Let's let's. For a recent the house incident a few months ago, somebody turned on the heat and. Hang on, that's an incident. Someone turning on the heat.

Yeah, well, it wasn't the winter months, a'r ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn ymdyn yn y It's October now and it's time to start switching on the heat and we've been putting it off in case another flip edge Accursed so I took a I said I'll turn it on I'll take the I'll take the hit from everybody and pretend I don't know anything about the flip edge So you take I'll tell you on me didn't so I'm gonna pay any extra money for it No I didn't do that. It's poop poop all aboard for round one It's poop, poop, all aboard for round one. Poop, poop, poop. It's poop, poop, all aboard, you know, so I see it. It's poop, poop, poop, poop.

Stop, stop the dingo seconds. Poop, poop, all aboard. Poop, poop, all aboard. Poop, poop, poop. Choo, choo. No, no, no, choo, choo is the sound of the train though. Yeah, I mean, poop, poop, poop, all aboard. Oh my god, poop, poop, Yeah, I mean, poop, poop, poop all aboard. Oh my god, that's too tight.

I mean, we can go back and re-record it. It's fine. LAUGHTER Well, we'll get, we'll do options. We just want to deep dive into your sound effects. We've met our contestants, so it's Chuchu all aboard. That's not right. I don't think Chuchu all aboard. Let's go back.

It's basically, well, what about blowing a long whistle? Oh, that's good. Oh, yeah. Well, that's a drop. Can anyone blowing a long whistle, all aboard? Can anyone do a nice long, like, can anyone do, like, a proper, like, fingers in the mouth whistle? Oh, there we go. There we go.

Let's give it a go, guys. So we've met our contestants, so it's all a board for round one. We've done it, we've practiced. Choo, a day, bullseed, Choo, choo, choo, Facing the direction of travel, Choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo Yes, yes. Till it starts to unravel. You get delayed. Some comes music plays. A baby cry. The driver says that you have been diverged. The guy you're sad by looks perverged.

The connection you needed has been missed When you catch a train Wow Wow, he... APPLAUSE I'm going to say it now, I think you're taking that money and spending it on sweets when I give it to you for... when I give it to you for singing lessons. That's a difficult... Because the thing has got worse, that's a difficult vocal. That's not an easy vocal, it's very hard to sing or is Bjork. To tread the line between Icelandic and Welsh,

especially when you're about to perform in Wales. And which one was that? That was Welsh. I could only do one accent. And it's Welsh. So let's play, let's put, let's play our first round. Put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, Our first game is called Rush Hour. Now I'm going to give each player a category and after this there's many things that from that category before the timer goes off. Each player has exactly one hour.

Because the game's called Rush Hour, it doesn't work otherwise, you know, otherwise because they're going to rush through an hour's. Okay. Our first game is called Rush 22nds. I'm going to give each player a category and they have to list as many things from that category before the time it goes off. Each player has exactly 20 seconds. They get a point for every answer that I allow

and I will accept challenges from the other team only. What's the full hour, sorry, the full 20 seconds, has elapsed. We'll start first with John Luke Roberts. J-L-R. Oogh. Ombuds. LAUGHTER

I've got an hour That's the Duke Lone robber That's a great name We'll start with Duke Lone robber Duke Lone robber Right, we'll start with Duke Lone And your 20 seconds begins When I say go

And your category is Reasons for being late Go You missed your train You missed your bus You lost your bicycle Your dog ate your shoes And your category is, reasons for being late, go. You missed your train, you missed your bus, you lost your bicycle, your dog ate your shoes. Your dogs ate your knees, you are very ill. You've died, you've had a minor cardio in, in faction, or whatever it's called, it's something like that.

You've lost your hat and it's a cold day, you've lost your umbrella, it's a rainy day, you forgot that you have to be somewhere. That's just like the person you were saying. Absolutely. That was very good. Very strong. Any challenges here from the other team?

Or do you accept for that? I'm not sure about your dog, your knees. That was the one I was going to pick up on. You dog-ate your knees. So your dog eats your knees and you're going to be on time. It's a fair point. It's a fair point, Parry. He makes a good point. The point's carried. How many points did he get there? That was 11 points. 11, strong point there. I was failing to see how losing your half would make your laces.

Yeah, all right. I said that was my ownblowing. I think, wait, wait, you're on my team. That's true. All right, I'm on your team. But I'm with Tina on this one. Wait, wait, wait, wait. And you're a magician. Ah! We'll make that a half a point, I think. So ten and a half points there. Next up, we've got Ben. Hello. David. Next we've got Ben. You're 20 seconds begins when I say go. Okay. got Ben. Hello. Livid. Next we've got Ben. Your 20 seconds begins when I say go.

OK. And Ben. Yeah. Your category is. OK. Things that you kick go. Your dog. What?

It's just the Indian ease. It's fair enough. The curb, football, a head. I'm very sorry about that one. Oh, shut football, a head, very sorry, but I'm sorry. Oh, shut up, man. I mean, it happens by accident. You, you, you, you, you, you kick. That's your time. OK, now, you kick the kick.

You kick the kick. Did you finish by saying you kick the kick? It got all inception on us. That's on a drum kit. Oh. The kick drum, if you've forgotten your pedal. Few drummers in who really agree with that. Someone said nice for these drum contents. John Luke, as you've had your hand up for the entire round,

you've had your own podcast. You're being polite. You're being polite. Quite right. What did you disagree with on Clark? Well, I'd like to, you polite. Quite right. What did you disagree with on Clark? Well, I'd like to, you say you would kick your dog, which has just eaten your knees.

With what? Are you kicking your dog? It's a very, very good... This is how we play, guys. This is how we play. With what remains? Your dangly legs. Yeah, that's right.

Well, no, the pain that you would, you're making the situation worse for yourself. I tell you what, I'll come over there and kick you with my dangly legs in a second. Wow, it's turned. I don't think we can allow it, I'm afraid. I think that is technically a stump nudge. LAUGHTER

So, that is your final stump nudge, Clarky. Technically a stump nudge. Technically a stump nudge, guys. That's fair enough. So, at the end of that, producer, gon, how many points did Clarky manage to get? Three. Oh my god. A whopping three.

That's an absolute stunt, no driver score. Now it's Eleanor. You can claw this back for your team. Your 20 seconds begins when I say go and your category is things that make you wall. Go. Close, close, jackets. All sides of the clothes. Close, coats, jackets, bear skins, blankets, hats,

gloves, scars. Shout out to our windbreakers. The sun. That's your job. That is your job. Oh, the sun? I'm going to say it all so firstly, it's not for you to shout out the sun. She looked at me. Where was the sun in things you kick?

By the way, you've got to stop kicking my sun by the way. No, no, no, no. It's better being a complex. So now, it's like the sun. It's kicking the sun, so it's like you've been for a really good night's haze. Oh, we kicked the sun, that night. Oh, it's a great night out.

Paul was kicking the sun. Yeah, so you're also kicking the sun, Roger? Oh, yeah, yeah, Ann Barrett. Yeah, parrying the sun. Soose people are fathers, this is horrible. Soose and came along, she kicked the sun. So, right, here's the thing, Eleanor. Now, if I was been incredibly unfair.

Can I challenge with that? Are you exactly what you're gonna... You said clothes, and then you proceeded to list a lot of clothes. So my question is, do they get reduced to one point? Did you say clothes, semi-colon, and then a bunch of clothes, all under the same one point? That's the thing. Did you see when I said clothes the first time, I meant all the clothes that I wasn't going to say.

Oh! In which case, then, I'd do a thing. So I said all the clothes. So all the other clothes, so that's probably a couple of thousand points to start. LAUGHTER I mean, how many types of clothes are there? Loads. Loads are types of clothes. 4,000 types of clothes?

Least. At least that. So it's 4,000 there in clothes. OK, and what's the, how many points on top of that? On top of the 4,000, there is 10. Wow, so I'm going to ask for the good of the record that we strike the 4,000 points off the record for... Do you know what, I'll give you the 10. How about that? Do you know what? Because you put the record

before yourself, 4,000 points. No, how did you do it? It was a one-of-a-self at this moment, it really moved me. It was like the end of cinema, Paradiso. Okay, so that's 4,010 points to Eleanor, extra 4,000 to Tom. Now, poop poop. Tom, everything to pray for here, your 22nd as you know, begins when I say go. Can you say poop poop? I'll say poop poop, sure. Instead of go. Your category is, ways of greeting people. Poo poop. Not yourpoo. Not your head. Tuck your arm. Give a little slap. Have a little wave. Kiss. Not. Stroke your face. Rub your noses. Chest, bumps.

Rub your armpits. Wave again. Chuckle, chuckle. Exchange greetings. Talk about how each other's doing. Ask about your family. How's your dad doing? And that's your time. Not bad. OK. Not bad. Tom your time, not bad. OK. Not bad. Tom.

That's not bad. Tom, I was thinking more along the lines of, hello. Hello. Hello. You know what, what would be my standard greeting, rather than talk about your uncle and tuck your armpit? That's a Mason's thing. Who's it I'm like?

I didn't. I didn't understand. Okay, any challenges? There's almost too many. I mean, tuck your armpit. You've never took your armpit when you meet someone. As a cliente. It's very rude not to.

Have you not been to Portugal? I'll lie. Any other challenges? Yeah, there was four waves, I think. Like feminism. Are you being anti-feminist there? The same by you being. No, very much the same. But isn't enough.

Can I say no physically, all those waves are different? Oh, OK, Johnny. Johnny's up there. Yeah. One's like down here. Yeah, okay. All those are like that. Yeah. And one's the Queen's way. Oh, right.

Yeah, right. Which I kind of implied with my tone. What are the scores after that? Well, I counted one wave, but I'm going to give you an extra for the Queen's wave. Oh. So that was 15. 15! 15!

And I can tell you now, no one the room is happy with that, God. Real. No one's on your side. You have a deafening silence there. I tell you what. I'm very openly stroking his chin, which is a greeting, by the way, in my book. 20 seconds on the clock, Mr. John Lover. For things, you might regret.

Go. Say hats in the first go of this round. You might regret killing someone. You might regret hurting somebody's feelings. You might regret physically hurting someone. You might regret not trying hard enough in your exams. You might regret not having your breakfast because you're really hungry and you've got a lot to do that day.

You might regret leaving to drive drabberis for a good noon when it will take you at least nine hours to do it. That's just I. Very strong showing there from John Loughborough. It's there. Leaving to drive drabberis with noon when it will take you at least nine hours to do it that's a time Very strong showing there from John Lough Roberts there if I was a therapist. I would suggest that John Lough Roberts has killed Wait, there were things you might regret There's 4,000 points in it. Have you killed someone? There's four facts what for any answer If you confess now and and this becomes... This becomes the...

Listen, we want to make cereal money. We want to make cereal money. We want to make it in. We want to make some of that sweet making a murder of coin. Enough money to buy. Then I can't say you're cereal. Well, you've got to work out whether I've killed someone over several episodes.

Okay. I'll tell you what, seven episodes of time, will you come back and tell us if you've killed someone? Yes. 4,000 points. OK. Listening to John Lue Roberts that day kind of got me thinking. He had like a way about him. Something he was hiding, but I also trusted him.

It's a man who's never watched or listened to him. Tom, I don't know if you know that was sex in the city. Oh, that's it. Yeah, that's it. That was it. I don't know if you know that was sex in the city Very much the cereal How many points was that? Seven points. There's actually 4,000 for Tom's impression And do Clarke L.O. Clarke. Hello. Clarke, mate.

Oh, my God. This is great. When I say poop, poop, I would like you to tell me, as many bad injuries, poop, poop, or breaking your arm, breaking your leg, breaking your bloody head, I'm losing your tooth. Oh, I've snuck my nail. I've slipped up to my toe. I've fallen down the stairs. I've fallen up the stairs.

I've fallen across the stairs. I'm slipped down the, slipped down the balister and then fell off it. That's your time. Got very stuck on stairs. I did, I did. Again, I feel like it's another crime thing, isn't it? Is this like a staircase?

A staircase. A staircase, it's really good. I found myself thinking that day. Yes. Where do those stairs go to? Up or down? That's never a question, is it? Oh, no.

Oh, no. What the wrong stairs. I got the wrong way. I guess it depends where you're stood. That was if MCS, you were supposed to be a crocodile. Can I challenge breaking your head? Of course you can challenge breaking your head. Who breaks their head?

I mean, it's a bone, isn't it? If you frown to your skull, you crack your head open. You don't break your head. No, wait. Jack and Jill, we're not the Hill's Fetcher by the water. Jack for that one broke his crown, which is there. Famously a crown. Yeah, and it's break the hill fetched by the water Jack for that on broke his crown Famously a crown. Yeah, and it's break broken, but it but that's yeah, that's oh Head yeah Jack wasn't a prince

This is exciting Tom. She said it's mind blown Once that new evidence was discovered I Couldn't look at the case of Jack and Jill again. Isn't there a thing that, like, Jack is, like, a cannon? Or something like that? That's Humpty Dumpty. Oh, that's Humpty Dumpty Dumpty Dumpty. Jack was a cannon?

Julie? Julie? What's Julie? Julie, get over here. Jack's a cannon. OK, Eleanor, you have 20 seconds after I say poop poop. How many points did I get? Oh, sorry, how many points did you get? Thank you, Ben, you got 10 points. Yeah! And the strong points there.

Insane. You scared me. Did falling across the stairs get a point? Yeah. What's happening here? Do you have a healthy days that we've changed? Fuck your armpit! Do you have the healthy days where losing a hat was challenged for a reason to be late?

Now you can fall across the stairs and no one gives a fucking shit! Ellen it's in and after I say poop poop, I'd like you to give me in 20 seconds as many as you can think of insults. Oh, you're shit. You're a balance, you're a doctor. You don't even know how to fall across a stairs. You don't even, you don't know how to walk. You're useless. Don't even, don't talk to me. I don't like it. You're shit. You're shit! Just go home! Let the record show, I've not said poop, poop yet, right? I'm quite friendly, if you don't want to do the show, don't respond to our WhatsApps! That came far too naturally. And yes, I've got 10 to 2 feet, but because I can't walk, he's really beyond the pile. Eleanor, you're 20 seconds, you're 20 seconds begins now.

You're awful, you're annoying stop shut up Just go away God God die you should be here. You're not watching your loser your bands shut up That's your time. Thank you very much That'll literally tear it everybody. APPLAUSE Take to me back. Yeah. I'll be back at school again. Let the record show, John Luke Roberts has his hand up. John Luke, on Ju long, stop, isn't an insult. It's a request or a demand.

Yeah, and I would also say the same for you shouldn't be here. Because you shouldn't be here. It's like, that's quite instructional. If you're going to a dentist and go on like a pack of pork chops, and they say, you shouldn't be here. Right? It's on insult, is it? Yeah, but it... What? A pack of pork chops? You guys are dentists, you go, can't buy a pack of pork chops. Yeah, and they say you shouldn't be here. No, but if you're at your best friend's funeral and their mother comes up and says, you shouldn't be here. No, but if you're at your best friend's funeral and their mother comes up and says, you shouldn't be here.

Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You've killed so much. This is episode seven. Yeah. It's not good here to cring. I found myself thinking, why was the victim's mother so cross-eyed her presence on the street?

Was this another clue? Why did I bring somebody pork chops chops in a two year old? How many was that by the way for Eleanor? That was 12. 12. Okay, Tom, we're gonna end with you. You've got 20 seconds after I say poop, poop. Tell me as many as you can. Things that look weird, poop, poop.

My face, my balls, my ass, it's got a rash on it at the moment. Clarkeys balls, in fact everyone's balls. Sometimes when you're upside down, everything looks weird. The back end of a car. The inside of a horse, the back side of a cow. Oh, I mean real trouble. A farmer's nose. It's a donkey's cow.

That's your time. Can I just say, we're not going to a clue a donkey's cow. Yes, I'm going to be a donkey's cow. It shit's your time. Can I just say, we're not gonna include a donkey's cow. Yes, I'm gonna be a donkey's cow. It doesn't look weird. Harry, I would, with the best point of the world, I'd love to include a donkey's cow. But unfortunately, I have not got a heart to fight for. I just pressed up when you said a donkey's cow.

Oh, donkey's cow, it was already on. It was already on to 20.53 seconds. Have you ever seen a donkey's cow though? Because honestly, guys, it ain't right. It ain't no normal, Cal. It's a guy on the front row and his expression is, what the fuck is this? Oh man, I like it.

There's more people on stage after that same expression. So, er... So any challenge is there, apart with... Oh, so many. The donkeys cast don't have any. Basically, I'd say everything apart from your face. I think his balls look not weird. Yeah.

Don't make me prove it. Don't. Tom, I, er, and not for the first time, I'm going to allow your balls. Thank you. Er, back end of a cow. The back end of a cow. Back end of a car. Hang on, when was last time you looked at a back end of a cow? I took a photo of what when end of a cow. The back end of a cow. Back end of a car. Hang on, when was that time you looked at a back end of a cow?

I took a photo of what when I was a kid on a school trip. And that was the day is when you only had 24 photos for the whole moment. And my mom and dad took me to collect the photos. And there was a big thing around why had I taken such a close up photo and the back end of a cow. How close that was? It was quite close. It was quite close, wasn't it? It was quite close. It was quite close, wasn't it?

It was quite close. Yeah. And like, oh, the more you look at it, we had to look at it a lot. We talked about it. The more you look at it, the weird. You're getting very kick this up. No, no, no, no.

Was this just you and your family? Or were the people who worked at the photo place also? No, fortunately we'd left slapping snaps. So it was, but the more you look at it, the weirder it gets. It's like the word meringue. You know, like when you look at it, The more you look at it, the weirder it gets. It's like the word meringue. You know, like when you look at it, the more you look at it, after two days of looking at that, the back end of a cow.

You don't know which raise up. I'm going to allow the back end of a cow. Oh my God. But only because I just want that story to finish. I think a few. The back end of a car I'm not going to allow. That's what I was going to ask for. Yes, go on. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweith You know what? I like it so much when we're on the same page. Yeah, because we got off on the wrong foot earlier, wasn't we? You and I, but you know what? It wasn't easy. Better together.

So, with the back end of a horse, and the back end of a cow, and a donkey's cow, it's dripping from the record. Donkeys can! We're not allowed to do that. Sorry, I have to do that. Back end of a donkey's cow? I'm not allowed in it! Produtor Quinn, what was that done to the scores in total?

Bear in mind everyone, this is still the first round. Oh my god, it's IDY-ROW-ON! So that was 8 points for Tom. 8 points made. 4,041.5 to Tom and John Luke. And then an L that have four thousand and thirty six. Yeah. Tom and John Luke are in the lead, but there's not yet blood on the track.

There's everything to play for as we get a green signal. Poop, poop. LAUGHTER It's round two, flat games. Yay! It's a two flat games. Yay! It's a game of games! Let's make forever roll the dice, spin that thing,

Put that down, do as you're told, game! To lose you can't nothing, game! If you win you can't go, gold, gold, gold! Whoa! Listen to the atmosphere! Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold flat games where we'll be playing our version of Pick Up Sticks, which we're calling Limerick Up Quicks. I'm going to... Hold on, I'm going to ask these pricks to come up with as many original Limericks as they can in two minutes. They'll pluck a Welsh name out of the hat and then they will go align each through a limerick, okay?

Your time starts now. Bridgend, there once was a man from Bridgend who had an old terrible bend. He jumped in his car and said, let's go far. But in the end, he just suspend. Okay, I'm just gonna stop the clock as it comes. Hang on. Oh, what a job. She's just going to stop the clock as it comes.

What's your beef? What's your beef there? What's your beef there? Nothing to see here. OK. Just an emerald calm down. Right, he said. What in the early just suspend?

Sit down. No. What's your beef? I'm not going to allow that first one. We start again then. No, you cannot start again. We're not going to allow you to have started already if you're not going to allow that first one.

You've got a minute 40 still to go. So everything to play for off you go. The once was a fellow from Barry, and a horse he wanted to marry. He said, what's the chance? And then he did it, it didn't. And called their first child, Harry. There we go, we know that one. The watch was a woman from Cardiff whose hair was incredibly stiff.

She went to the barber, down by the harbourbour and he turned it into a quiff! There was an old lady from Rill. She was out for a thrill. She went to the fair and she didn't care that everyone there had been killed. LAUGHTER The once was a dog from Flannetley, who made a noise a bit like Brr-Retby. LAUGHTER His leg fell off, he did a big cough, and then they buried him, perrofax. LAUGHTER

The once was a swan lived in Swansea. He had less than one knee. He hopped on about the stony to shout, I wish I had more than one knee. There once was a lady from Rexham who didn't know how to expect him. She offered her face and gave them some grace and in the end she did Rexham That was a real journey. I'll tell you now guys that was I really enjoyed that. I was really good for it. I can do that for an hour. Can we do that for an hour? No you cannot do that for an hour. If I was to draw a graph of that, it would have looked like a mountain. Because it started so poorly, and then it reached some pretty dizzying heights, and then

you crashed it into the side of the round itself. That was the start to lose. You don't want to say the rest of the mountain range? Not, not in that close distance, I think. No, so how many is that then? If we look at the first or the last... Hang on. We wait.

The record show, the last one was one of the strong ones. Can we hear it again, please? The one's was a lady from Rexand, who didn't have her pair of specs on. Oh, my God. Didn't know how to expect him was fine. The one Oh, my God. Oh, no. Didn't know how to expect him was fine. He wants to be the lady from Rexham. Who didn't know how to expect him?

She offered her face, and they gave her some grace. And in the end, she damped her neck, it's not bad. I mean, imagine repeating it. Okay, let's give Clarky his gun in. Here we go. I'll be right into these down.

The gloves are off. Okay, there are yours. How many do we get there though? That was six. Six, and you know what? For the actual compositions, I'm going to give you a further seven points there. Congratulations, 13 points for that round.

Nice. APPLAUSE Clarky. 13 points for that round. Amazing. Cool. Clarkey. Now you've been, you've talked a big game. We're expecting big things here. You mean I did talk a big game. I just had the right of him, Rex and with Rex and what have they got? Rector. Edward Lear.

And then the always just repeated the first line in the end line of the game. It's in the grand tradition of the absurdist himself. I'll take that tip. LAUGHTER Oh no! Here we go. OK, so your two minutes, Eleanor and Clarky, begins now. They're once was a man from Port Talbot. Who had an incredible...

Lombard. LAUGHTER I want to stop the clock. LAUGHTER I want to stop the talk. All the old lumbar real big. Don't you matter a time before the old lumbar today? Oh, listen, can I clarify what's... Yeah, please clarify.

Please explain. We're 12 seconds in, so everything to play for. I misspoke. I cannot allow Lombok. No, I'm sorry. I've already set a precedent with the Donkeys cow. If I don't let the Donkeys cow through, I let Lombok through. I mean, where would I be?

Okay, so that was a man from Port Albert. Here we go. There once was a man from Port Albert. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio.

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You've got 22 seconds in The name is Port Albus, okay, Port Talbot. Port Talbot. Port Talbot. Okay. Yep, here we go Off you go. The once was a matter from Port Talbot. Who was interested in everything all but I'm gonna have to have a lovely, had a lovely day. He went to the hay and then it turns out his name was Albert. The crowd had really turned. That's what. The once was a girl from Newport. Who? Sadly. Oh, no! I've got that this way! What did he sadly do?

Whoa! Who sadly, her dress, was too taught. She loved two soul things. And then... two soul things and she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the

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The once was a gal from Puth Call. Who never was found in the hall. She had a lovely time. learned how to rhyme and it turns out she was just a little too small. Oh, was a sad ending, but yes, well, there we go, right. Okay, so how many things are we going to allow? Gwyn. How many do you make it they did? They did three, but we can't let the poor top of one go. Should we just round it up to an even 4,000 point?

Okay, and I can't, you're right, I can't allow it. So I think two, two. Two it is. Two thousand points. Two. Two points for. Two is thousand points. Two. Two points for the Limericks and out of ten for the poetic license. Hi.

LAUGHTER Four? I mean, that's generous, isn't it? Halfway through that, I worked out we were quite good at it. That's quite satisfying, isn't it? It's quite satisfying feeling. Oh, we nailed that actually. If you'd gone second, you would have seen my absolute my strokes.

What a bit amazing. We're living in a post-lump bot era. I worked out it was harder than I thought it was going to be. I mean, you worked it out along with everybody else. It was something else. So, producer Green you childhood these lands what are the scores at the end of that round? Tom and John Luke have 4,054 and a half and Ben and then I have 4,042 Now looking out of the lush rich parches of Wales with the herds of catholos really putting the mood

for some beef. It's beef brothers. Woo! The problem of the problem is you've got a problem. Call it a beef. It's going to be. Maybe we can help you, from the Sony Mega Beasts. Yes, it's beef brothers, where each week we ask our panels

to sort out a flat share-based beef. And today's one comes from Katie who is in our audience Hi, Katie. How you doing? All right. Thank you. Great. I lose the attitude. Katie writes, My husband forgot to feed my pet rats. So I want to skate, run upstairs and jump to bed with me, waking me up to tell me, now Katie, is your husband here? Yep. Yep. Okay, is your pet rat here? No, sadly

she couldn't make it. What's the name of the pet rat by the way? Charlie. Charlie, lovely name, it's my wife's name. You've got a similar arrangement, don't you? That's right, she's a letter to sleep at the same time with me, wake me up. So, and what's your husband's name please? Matt. Matt, that's my name. Oh, what's your name? Katie.

That's my name. What? You say your husband forgot to feed the pet rat. Now I'll tell you now that Tom and John Luke, you are... Hey, oh. Hey, oh. Le Joyeans, assemble. Hello, hello guys.

You are on the side of attacking my armpit. Kicking the sun. You're on the side. Lumbart until we die, baby. Yeah. Lumbarts for that. So better than Ellen, you're on the side of Katie. And Tom and Luke, you are on the side of Matt, okay? So you're in favor of not feeding rats.

You're in favor of not feeding rats and let them sleep in your bed. Okay, so if you've got any questions for... Let's start with cold questions for Katie, but we'll also open up questions for Matt as well. Katie, any questions for Katie? Katie, do you have got any questions, let's start with co-questive Katie, but we'll also open up questions for Matt as well Katie any any questions for Katie Katie. Do you have the pet rat before you had the husband? No Okay, do you consider the rats to be your pet? Right

Okay, and I'd been away for three days with work So I was really tired and went oh can you feed the rats tonight? I'm going to bed. And he went, yeah, yeah, that's awesome. So you've already fucked off for three days before that? Yeah. So he'd been feeding them for three days. That is conjecture Tom, as well you know. Interesting though.

He'd been feeding them for three days. You came home, finally home. And you said, I'm going straight to bed, feed him again. Pretty much. Interesting. Do you? Can I ask a follow-up? Of course you can. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithwch, ac mae'n gweithio'r ymwch? No, mae'n gweithio'r ymwch, mae'n gweithio'r ymwch, mae'n gweithio'r ymwch. Ryd. A'n gweithio'r ymwch, mae'n gweithio? A'n gweithio'r ymwch.

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It's a musely mix. Here we go. It's getting out. If someone was saying they're feeding me human food, awful. You've got to give them the good stuff and they'll stay in the cage. What's the good stuff for a rat? Geez. I think you might be thinking of cartoons. What service do you provide Katie and your job to the community? What do you do for a living? Mae'r ymwch i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cymwn i'r cym I'm a teacher. So yeah, I teach children with autism, so I'd just take a group of children on a residential for three days. Oh, okay. So I was very tired.

That's important. I promise. Yeah, I promise. You can say you're providing the service to the community even you could be there. Was it against their will? No. Good question.

Are you, presumably, you do this just charitably? You're not paid a wage to look after those children. I am paid're like, oh, it's a rap. Yeah, that was a bit of a release. Matt, what do you do? I a computer programmer. Computer programmer. OK. Are you a fan of rats? We have not.

We have a... What are we to? Matt, how do you feel about rats? We do have a 10-rat limit. A 10-rat limit? How many rats do you have? A rat king. You've got 10. Hang on, you've got nine other rats.

No, there was only one escaped. Only one escaped. You're fucking beefcates, you're the other nine are in there. Wait, this is back. It's still out your psycho. I don't know what that's all about. So how big is, and what you're keeping in a cage, presumably, right?

Quite a large one. This is why the fucking cage right away. This is right. How big is the cage? 10 rats or as it's blown into business, a sewer's dozen. LAUGHTER So, you had fed all the rats, you had fed all 10 of them. No, we haven't fed any.

Oh, you forgot to feed all of them. One gutsy raft broke out. I have a chat with them, don't worry. They nominated Charlie. He was the middle man rat, the middle rat. He went up there, he said what's going on. And then did they get fed after that? Yeah, I fed them.

Oh, no. Well, this is fascinating. Where are those? Ys gyd yn yw'r ffeth ym. Ys gyd yn ffeth ym. Ys gyd yn ffeth ym. Ys gyd yn ffeth ym. Ys gyd yn ffeth ym. Ys gyd yn ffeth ym. Ys gyd yn ffeth ym. Ys gyd yn ffeth ym. Ys gyd yn ffeth ym.

Ys gyd yn ffeth ym. Ys gyd yn ffeth ym. Ys gyd yn ffeth ym. Ys gyd yn ffeth ym. in Tom. No, it loved you there, there was the other rats. Luna Minerva, Sibble, Ruby, Phyllis, Doris. Oh, no, no. Henry Constellinter, time spy. Let the record show that the lady accusing her husband of not looking after a rat Doesn't know the names of most of the other rats

She'd recognize them if she saw them especially if they were in bed with me Fair enough, okay, right do you sleep with a lot of your rats? I think they're not like like they're not that like dangerous are they rathed? They wouldn't bite you really. No, they're really friendly. And they're not like clean rats. They're not like, like, playing. You don't keep play rats. You don't have to play rats. It's a little late in the gig, but if you do keep playgrats, do you mind leaving? LAUGHTER It's just...

We managed to make it this far when you're getting paid. Yeah, we've had an incident previously. We've had it, yeah. I'm a conflict comedy first to the world. LAUGHTER Right, okay, hopefully that's enough information for our teams to make their cases. So without further ado, I'm going to call up on Eleanor Tinnan. You have one minute to begin the case for the prosecution

starting now. A woman. Defence rest. Giving her time, her skills to her, the people in her community who need them the most. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith y a'r ymdyn yw i'n gweithio. Ymdyn yw i'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio.

Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. has been so emaciated. I mean, you've been in it. You've been in it, and you're in it, and you're in it. You've been in it, and you're in it. I'm really enjoying the story.

It's so emaciated, and it doesn't look, and it's eye. It actually turns into something beyond, you know, the cute, codly creature that we know. I actually, trying to kind of tear away at the skin of her fush. It's about, you know, well, it didn't get food. You can't blame a creature. But it has to survive when we know rats are the most robust of all of the species.

They'll do what it takes to make sure that the generation continues. And the woman... She jumps out of bed, she gets up, and she sees her husband comes in and you know, he's just a... a shell of a man. This isn't a summation, this isn't dramatic reenactments. That's what I love about it. I don't bloody brilliantly. I want to sell this to Netflix. And they there, they there.

He says, I'm sorry my love and she said, I don't know what to say to you now anymore. I don't know how to look at you. I thought I knew you and now you don't feed rags. This is the man I married. And he says, well, what can I do to make it up to you? And she said, look, I can't speak right now. But I think if we go to puppies They'll give us some clarity. I ask you, Mouse. And here we are now. To really ruin favor. Look at this poor woman.

I think that was... That was something else. Thank you, Ellen. It's here, then. That was beautiful. For a very in-depth summation of the case there. John Luke. Yes. You're going to start the case for the defence. Now we've heard the story. So no need to repeat it. No time to repeat it. No time to repeat it either. Your minute begins now. A penniless computer programmer forced to care for a 10 rat household by himself while his wife

abandoned him for three days to go and cream dollar off autistic children. LAUGHTER Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh if he doesn't feed them for one night to teach them to look after themselves, to grow and to escape from that household like he knows he never could. Very very strong case there from from both Eleanor and John Luke Katie, how do you think it's going so far? Real attitude. What is your opinion? This is unbelievable. What is her problem? Right. Matt, how do you feel about it?

Everything I would have said. If you were a louder voice. If you were allowed a voice. LAUGHTER Now, Clarky, you're going to conclude the case for the prosecution. Your minute begins now. There once was a girl called Katie, whose rodent was sadly let free. To us, Matt, who let out the rats,

because he's a bit of a twat. It would have stayed if they'd just given it a break. But the Prince rest. Very strong. Very strong. Some very strong half-rimes. Very strong half-rimes. And it's time to write that.

Some internal rhymes as well that really confused everybody. Yes. And all the dolls. So, internal rhymes as well, but really confused everybody. Yes. And, yes. All the dolls. 4,000 points. Now, so, finally, Tom, we're going to conclude the case for the defence. Are you going to do it yourself? No, I'm going to do it in the style of a deep-sized defence lawyer from a John Grisham

novel, Mr. Fan Shaw Standard. Fan Shaw Standard, presiding and providing your minutes, should you need it, begins now. Ladies and gentlemen gentlemen after jury You're probably a lot like me simple folk looking for his lunch First it works sitting round here waiting for them their lawyers dad to clear their throats Oh, Dr. Briefcase over there Jack and Nore. Brownie, here we simple folk. We took our trousers into our socks. We jogged a

marathon, we ain't running nowhere. Yes, you on the start line. A lot of that they're talking today about them dead offensive rhyming words over there. We ain't rhymed in this city for 200 years. You probably remember the last time it happened. Oh, Tabitha. And the word that she rhymed with herself. No one will repeat it. Listen to that story there. Listen to that story there, reminded me, kind of got into me thinking, I'm sure it did you too, of old John the prospect

that lived up there in the old mine shaft. You remember John there with his 40-in children John John Jonathan Johnny Jay Joe Nose In the rest of them Hell he used to take them boys down to mine with him, dear, in, dear. Get out there on the cliff face, nozzle next to each other.

Smell the coal. He wasn't a good mind, I wasn't. Can't smell coal. Not under the ground. Y'all remember that fateful Thursday of course when Jonas got the sniffles, he held the whole mountain collapsed. Big sneeze. Big, big sneeze. Anywho, the defense race.

And I'm at our friends. A very, very compelling case made by both sides today. Interesting. You're getting real mad. Now, I can't adjudicate beef brothers because these good Welsh fellows don't want an Englishman telling them what to do. There's a reason they voted Brexit.

So instead, I'll call upon our Aberdeavis audience. Sorry, Aberdeavis with audience. Oh. Oh. If you think Eleanor and Ben and therefore Katie is in the right, I'd like you to applaud now. Wow. If you think John Luke and Fanshore

made the best case, please applaud now. Oh. Oh. If you think John Luke and Fanshore made the best case, please applaud now. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE You've got first rest, you're welcome. Congratulations to the Fanshore and John Luke. Apologies there, T'Kati. Sorry, mate. My own family turned against me, then. LAUGHTER

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And it keeps on going on. We've been doing this long introduction for many years now. And sometimes it's hard to think about what to do with it. So we're opening up the forum to alistair If you have anything that you'd like to discuss Then just get in touch, mate Oh, e-mails, please Or text, Ben His number is 07-834

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ourselves trapped in a horrible state. Where in a horrible state? Let's not text anyone With the quick fire, 07349241742 round. Oh, no, 150, 50, 50. Come on, call Chad back. This quick fire round, I am calling, because it's a train themed. I'm calling it Shenaiya Train. I'm going to ask our panelists a simple trivia question that I would like them to answer in the format of Shania's hit song Man I Feel Like A Woman. So for example if I said you think you're made of mahogany you might answer man I feel like I'm wooden and if that's correct you would hear instead of buzzers I'd like you to shout out your first name's Berlin, you would hear...

Instead of buzzes, I'd like to hear a shout out your first name. Berlin, Eleanor, would you shout those out now, please? Berlin! Tom and John Luke. Tom. John Luke. Okay, Duke. Duke, love it. Berliner.

You can do portmanters if you like. Do you ever call yourself the Duke of Hazard? The Duke of Hazard. Yeah, I do now. Okay, Duke of Hazard, off we go. You think you were born in the capital of Italy. Eleanor. Eleanor.

Man, I feel like I'm in Rome. Don't you think of Hazard? Yes. Man, I feel like I'm Roman. You think you've been knitted. Tom! Tom! Man, I feel like I'm whirlin'.

You think you're a homo sapien. Yeah, Scott, it was just you. Man, I feel like a human. You think you're born in Berlin. Tom, Tom, man, I feel like I'm German. You think you're Jim Carey, who doesn't know his insight, who's living inside a reality TV show? Tom, I just got my fan, I feel like I'm Truman. You think you played the president in Independence Day?

Oh, Jim, that my mic, me! Hello! Hello! Hello! Man, I feel like Bill Pullman. Woo! Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Man, I feel like I'm gallum. You think you're a short jazz pianist married to Sophie Dahl? Dahl, you can't do key chords. Dokey has it. Man, I feel like I'm gallum.

And finally, you think you're what Cornishop says, everyone needs for a pillow. Tom. Ben, Tom. Man, I feel like a buzz of That is the end of that round and indeed the end of the game So before we find out the final scores as always if you're listening at home in the podcast You can direct the podcast at patreon.com forward slash papappy's flat share. You can leave us a review on iTunes

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So, then, then, how do you play the great well, the top and John Luke get the drain? A low-the-pipe, did the perfect carriage. With me, that's what I guess, LL the tear and the John Luke Roberts. We're in Patrice, and it's a lot of work. Let's laugh out. Patrice.

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Right. Here we go. Well, well, well. If it isn't our old chump returning after years in the wilderness, some say they would never come back after what they did. They famously did a fart shot. It's Christmas Sparshot. Right. His name is Christopher Sparshot, not Christmas.

And that is the end of the speech and they would watch Roku. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, look what the cat finally dragged in. Oh, and it got the cream. It's the cat that got the cream has finally been dragged in through the cat flap. Yes, and all nine lives coming in at once. Who lives in a dustbin? Through the cat? Yes, absolutely. Like top cats. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, old rug. Tugging on his old rum tum. Here he comes old Mr. Miss Doffleys himself. The chops on this cat. We've searched earth and high heavens for the man Christmas Evans. It's actually Chris Evans but we're calling Christmas Evans. Oh... Oh...

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He's having a messy jam sandwich. Oh it's messy jam with Turn up the radio and listen to this scar One step It's not time for spar anymore. We're going to a ravey Stuart gave me Well from glad you guys are there. Well, well, well, well, well, well. I haven't seen this fellow since last year. Yes, I remember it well. 24th of December. At first was the date. At first day, but that was not the significance.

It was a first day. Check your GCow. It was 24th of December. 24th of December. Famously. 1940-22. What a twist! Oh yes it was the last year after all. 1942 that was. That's Scars Heyday. 1942. Scott Hayday 1942

And I saw him I saw him in the trenches I saw him in the trenches and he kicked a football he kicked a football Over the top of the trench Yes That's the rhyme I'm going for, hang on a sec. He kicked a Thursday. He kicked a football over the trench. And it landed in front of a German soldier. And the German soldier was thirsty.

He was thirsty Thursday's the weather's broons promo he was Swedish the football landed at his feet let's leave that let's not go back to it. Like a firework, Barry. Best not to revisit these things. And he kicked the football back towards this fellow. It was Thursday. It was Thursday.

I remember it as if it were yesterday, but it was actually Christmas Eve. The man who invented the Christmas truce was Steve. One step beyond She's she's listening to her favorite Christmas scar records Cards one tree hill Fuck you on a map What tree hill Of course he's listening to the Christmas classic one tree hill

She's loving it. Oh, why She's having a dance. She's having a pivot. She's having a fidget. Of course she is. It's Bridget. One step beyond. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh- Christmas! Smith! Merry Christmas to all our listeners. I should tell you now, we recorded this on the 3rd of February, backstab. Remusly of Thursday. Famously of Thursday, it's a Monday. Backstage at the Moth Club. But it felt very Christmassy. And I feel like every episode we've done,

probably for the last two months, is for Christmasy, so why break the habit of a lifetime? It's now a Christmas themed podcast. So tune in next week for Papi's flat chair, one tree hill. That concludes this week's neighborhood watch. Roll call.