Pappy's Flatshare - Slamdown w/ James Acaster & Amy Annette (Sign for the Package) S13E05

Episode Date: March 7, 2023

Neither “Tom!” nor “Ben!” want to Sign for the Package… so Matthew says we’re gonna have to have a Flatshare Slamdown!Matthew Crosby, Tom Parry Wicks, and Ben Clark recorded live at The Phoenix pub with James Acaster and Amy AnnetteWithAmy Annette - https://twitter.com/theamyannetteJames Acaster - https://www.jamesacaster.com/Pappy’s Twitter - https://twitter.com/pappystweetPappy's Insta - https://www.instagram.com/pappyscomedy/Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareFind tickets to all our live shows here - pappyscomedy.com/liveEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom. I bet. I'm Matthew and welcome to another exciting episode of Pappy's Flat Share Slam Down. And boy, oh boy, this is a good one. It's a very fun one. Very excited. In fact, we're still sort of a little bit giddy from just recording it. We only recorded it on last Monday at the Phoenix. We always have a good time at the Phoenix. We always have a good time at the Phoenix and we've got two superb guests. We've got Amy and Et and James A.

Castor and it's friends of the show, friends of ours and it made for a very fun and very lovely recording. It was great. I hope you're going to enjoy listening to it. I'm sure you shall. And incidentally, there are absolute do'sies of a live record as well. So if you can get yourself down to any of the live nights that we do, then I would recommend it because we have a lovely time. We certainly do. We certainly do. More live dates are going to be appearing.

So keep watching Pappy's Comedy.com for a slash live because we've got a few more that are just about to be booked and they'll go on sale very, very soon. So keep watching. Of course, if you want to get discounted tickets and early bird ticket links, then you want to join our Patreon. Patreon.com forward slash Papi's flat share, please do join the Patreon

for only a mere four pound a month. What is that? The price of a fancy coffee these days? It's not expensive. So if you're going to forward that, you get a lot in return for it. You get a bonus episode every week, bonus beefs with our guests. You get a load of extra stuff from the live recordings that we didn't put out into this episode. Loads of bonus stuff. It's well, well worth it. You get a backstage interview with the guests to find out what really went on at the recording.

So you'd be here from Amy and James to find out the actual truth. The real truth about what they're here for. So yes, up on the Patreon for that, keep your eyes peeled for our upcoming live dates. And otherwise, can I say it? Enjoy the bloody record, guys. your eyes peeled for our upcoming live dates. And otherwise, can I say it? Enjoy the bloody record, guys. BELL RINGS Tom, man!

What is he, Matthew? What is it, you wee-sad? You're a wee-sad. I am, but he's time to be honest, actually. Now, I'm off on one of my famous galavans around the local precinct. So one of YouTube was... Why are you taking your wedding ring off?

Oh, that's right. What happens on the galavans? Day's on the gal precinct. So one of YouTube was like, Why are you taking wedding ring off? Oh, that's right. What happens on the Galaman's days on the Galaman's? One of YouTube has got to stay in and sign for a package. Oh, cross me. It's not gonna be me, mate. No, you know I can't sign my name. LAUGHTER It is a little complicated for your own,

you brought a guest. You inspired the tingings, didn't you? LAUGHTER Don't be razz, I love lovely up-to-date reference. Totally right. Tom, why is it not going to be you? Well, it's not going to be me, because the last time I had to wait for a pass, I had a terrible time. I was waiting there, and I was surprised by three visions, deathly spectres of the star of scrubs and garden state. And the third one

wasn't just that person. They were wearing a trill bee with a very wide kind of really large that belonged to the Scottish singer Miss Lennox. LAUGHTER Erm, it was GhostsackBraph, GhostsackBraph, GhostsackBraph, and East Crackens wide hats. I missed out a bit about the Seamonsters. LAUGHTER But... LAUGHTER If you imagine that it was...

If you imagine there was a Seamonstrant there as well. LAUGHTER Oh my God. I can't believe that's's the second worst thing you've done for them. I don't get it as it is. Is it postman Pat? Yeah, in my defence, I wrote that when I was having a nap, pretty sure, when it made perfect sense at the time. You wrote it in your sleep. Yeah.

I did not come across at all. Great. Anyway, Tom, there is only one way to settle this. We're going to have to have a... Flash! Oh, she's back down! Oh, she's back down! Oh, she's back down!

Flash! Flash! Flash! Flash! Oh, no! Hello, and welcome to Flash! Yes, land down, the panel show that says, One friend left to sell clothes, one works down by the coast, One has had two kids but lives alone, one's brother over to host, One's already on his second wife, one's just barely getting by, These people raise me and die, Can't wait to go home.

I'm on my way, driving at 90 down those country lanes. Singing to tiny dancer and I miss the way you make me feel. And it's real, we watch the sun set and sand for the past, a limb the male. I'm no Samandlo Mathew, cross me. APPLAUSE Let's meet my friend who sells clothes and one who's barely getting by. It's Tom Perry and Benedict Claw. Oh!

Can I blow it? But you obviously can't sign for a package on your own. Who have you brought with you that's able to actually write, Ben? My awesome auntie, Amy Annette! Amy Annette, thank you so much for coming on FlatShare's Landown. Amy, what do you like to live with? What kind of a flatmate are you? Well, I was thinking about this. I come from quite an anxious family, most, early both. And so we, as a family the way we show love is by if we hear any noise yelling what's

gone wrong? Have you fallen? And now I live for someone who is I guess stress if I make a noise I wait for the for the yell and it doesn't come and I think he doesn't love me. I clearly dropped a play something to me so I'm a I'm a I'm a listener and I'm a yellow. Happy to be here. You're reciprocating with the yelling if somebody else makes a noise in the house. You do a little burp I'll say big dinner. Oh I love that. I really enjoy that. I'm with you. Have you got others for other sounds?

Have you got Big Dinner? Have you got one for Farts? Big Dinner. It's good. I love a catch phrase. What about Big Burp? Really big. Really big.

Big Brothers Proud. My daughter, when she does a wee says, is it raining? Which I'm really big fella. Oh, it's good. Really loving. It's good, so. It's really good. It's really good stuff.

So, if you want... If you want, you can have her. I've met your daughter, I'd absolutely love that. She's great. Isn't she fantastic? Yes. Anyway, she's not here today soon. We need to talk about the hammer.

Tom, who have you brought along with you this week? Well, this is Matthew. The Jamboree's in danger. He gets. We're closing the Jamboree with a fun console disco. And Craig Charles just can't see. So not... not Craig Charles. He's cancelled. What's he off to do?

He's having a noise, I'm not sure. So I've got the second best DJ I know, I have to play Charles. It's James A. Castor, everybody. All right, DJ A. Castor, how you doing, man? Tell the story about... What is this? It's not bloody Parkinson. You and your daughter were having breakfast and you looked out the window and she said, oh good, they're open.

We're in a cafe having breakfast in Beckham where I live and she looked over the road, she went, oh good, they're open and it was the vape shop. And it was the vape shot. Also your daughter is three. She's three now. She's the follow-up quote. You said to her, you know, vape, she said, I vape all the time. I vape all the time, Dad, you don't know me. Well, at least South East London, you know, is surprised.

She's so funny. She loves, yeah. She's so funny. She's good. She's good. I'll be tearing you up for more with Emma's at ghost. I've got about two more in my head. Already.

Okay. That's my favourite. Alright, okay. Can I ask you a question now about yourself? Feel free. Do you, do you vape? I'm vape all the time. Of course you vape all the time. What's your flavour, baby, when you're vaping? Oh yeah, I don't know.

Um, that's where you catch me hell. So what kind of a flat mate are you? What kind of a person are you to live with? Uh, pretty, pretty, I think pretty easy. Yeah, I've always kept myself to myself. If you're hearing noise, what'd you a person are you to live with? Uh, pretty, pretty, I think pretty easy. Yeah. I've always kept myself to myself. If you're hearing noise, what'd you do? Do you shout? Leave it. Yeah. Not my problem.

If it's a noise followed by something, so if I had a plate smash, I'd leave it. But if I had a plate smash and then like, Oh, no. So it's two noises. Yeah, wait for a second. If it's a second noise is like, I'll just stress and then I'll go you're right the silence is the problem you hear a place match in their silence something's

really gone wrong oh yeah that's when you got a yell big dinner that's big dinner time as well big dinner covers everything is. What do you say if you hear a little burp? Have you got her? I have a little burp. Yeah. Well, I have a partner who burps a lot. I need to be sure. If I committed every time, I'd be doing that a little else.

LAUGHTER So I just accept she's burping again. Yeah. And that's that. Sometimes I might make eye contact. So she's burping again and that's that. Sometimes I might make eye contact. So she's burping in his internal monologue rather than external. So I go she's burped again and then I'll look at her and because then it's entertaining because she was trying to style it out.

She knows it's funny to style it out like she didn't do it. So that's funny and that'll entertain me. I'll be like pretty cool. I knew she'd do it. So that's funny and that'll entertain me. I'll be like, pretty cool. I knew you should do it. I knew she'd style it out, but she's done it again. She'll have a little smile and then she'll go, pardon me, real quiet. And I'll go, that's all it's right with the world. I've seen that episode a million times on my favourite TV show. There it is again. But potentially didn't do it. say pardon me quietly. Imagine, obviously in that every day until I'm dead. That's beautiful. Yeah. Pretty nice. And by the

way, what you don't know, I don't intend to be with her forever. So it's just my type. So it's just my type. You like burpers? So whoever it be, it has to be someone who burps a lot. Stiles it out, but eventually says pardon me. Is that how you met? That is how we met. I go out there and tell a carver. I go, I go speed dating.

I always put a tempting kind of pop on the table. If you really like someone, it's a two litre bottle, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And sometimes you go all the way around and no one's done it. So what I do is, I'll pretend I've had such a good time that I want to do a victory lap. And you see everyone again and hopefully you'll get a burp at the second time. Amy and I were actually, we were meant to be on opposite teams, weren't we, Amy today? I was meant to be on Ben's team. Oh.

And Amy was meant to be on Tom's team. But we went to surprise each other. So I thought I'd come on Tom's team to surprise Amy. But Amy was like, I'll go on Ben's team to surprise James. That's so well. And now we've ended up on opposite teams. I'm not entirely sure what that was all about. But Amy was like I'll go on Ben's team to surprise James and now we've ended up on opposite teams I'm not entirely sure what that was all about

Just checking that I'll be pitching it to Amazon as a Christmas Mel's like a sickle Yeah, oh yeah nice nice, okay, it's good stuff It's very rare that people arrive with material but But it's not material as much as this very like close observe things about our friendships with you Yeah, that's true. You're a child. You're a success and Ben No, you make the sympathy sound it means you think it's true No, you make the sympathy sound and means you think it's true. Well anyway, should we get on with the show? Because I guess to hear they're sat waiting patiently at home for that parcel.

So let's kill some time by playing round one! I bought a new lamp and paid for next day to live a reed. I did not know they were sending it with every I stayed in the morning and started to feel the worst But then it came, I had to sign I opened up the door, I had to sign And show careful handling The service was outstanding. I had to sign When I opened up the door I had to sign I know the reputation's crap But you've got to be fair. They don't always get it wrong

Yeah, yeah, but you know what you started out man Oh, man. What's nowhere to pitch that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what, you started out, man. Thanks, man. You just found your note and you used it. Yeah, over the weekend. That was it. But I'm not leaving.

I'm very comfortable around this one. I'm not leaving. I'm this one note, I reckon, yeah. Anyway, quick update on the parcel. My order has been received. So that's very exciting. The first round is called Noisy Neighbours. I'm going to give each of our players a list of five noisy things that are inside their package.

They have to communicate that list to their teammate using only sounds and noises. And before you ask, I know technically they are sounds, but I'm not going to allow words. One point for each correct guess. Is there a difference between a sound in a noise? Genuine question. Yes, there is. Great. Okay. Good to know. So, one point for each correct guess, but I will deduct a point for every full word or overly helpful hand gesture. Oh. Going to be a stickler about that, I'm afraid. Okay, we'll start with Ben. Amy, you are guessing Ben, from now on,

no more words, understood? Yes. Yes. Business is usual, really, for your time. Yeah. Here are your five. The sympathy noise means it's real. Here are your five things, Clarky.

Let's hear your noises. Woof, woof, dog. Mm. Ah. Unbelievable. That was on Canny's, you said woof before you opened the envelope. It's woof for word. It's woof for word.

Just ask it, just a question. Oh, I see. Are we going to like, are we accepting, like, on a matter of pit words, like bang and stuff? Oh, woof. Can we have a slightly, yeah, can we have a slightly more dog? And you want to guess again? Very angry dog. Yeah, it's still dog yet, rrrr. And do you want to guess again? Very angry dog.

Yeah, it's still doggy. It's still doggy. We'll allow that. Ding ding. Ding ding, two words. Yeah. You know what? You know what?

Two words. It's true, actually, it's true. It's true. Words ding ding. So you've lost two points there, can I give you? But I was leaning with the first one because we hadn't made it entirely clear, but yeah, ding-ding, I'm afraid we can't accept ding-ding and Tom, it's great that you're here to be a ding-ding

and Amy and Ben absolutely rinsed Tom. Because remember we played this last time and he said hustle-bustle. Do you remember that, okay? And he said hustle-bustle was a noise, not two words. So just remember that. We've set a precedent here, but you're afraid ding-ding in noise not not two words. So just remember that We've set a precedent here, but I'm afraid ding ding you down two points That's you're on minus one clocky and the game is they just started. How do you make a bell noise without? Saying that word it's not like Michael Wimslow Whatever's name. What's his name? The police

It is Michael Wimslow from the police academy me. We've got all of them the ting tings with our references Let's see how he does. Vacuum cleaner. Oh, reversing lorry. Drones. Microwave. I can tell Pocchioki it not happened with that. I know it's tricky isn't it?

Yeah? Oh, did you get it? No, no, I'm just supporting him so much. Okay, wait. Rumba. It's not a rumble. So I produced a quintessence, sorry, just very quickly. But you seem to think you've said the answer already,

so you may want to... Vacuum cleaner. It's not vacuum cleaner. Drone. It's just a quick season, so just very quickly. But you seem to think you've said the answer already, so you may want to... Vacuum cleaner. It's not vacuum cleaner. Drone. It's not drone. Microwave. It is microwave, yes. It is microwave. Thank you, thank you, Gwyneth.

OK. Oh, uh... Gust. Big dinner. Oh! Oh! That's the right. That's the right.

So, I glued the boys. Wait, he's got to trust his instinct. No, Luke the boys. Wait, he's got to trust his instinct. We'll just check. Big dinner, I had to. I had to. I had to. With lots of hand gestures as well, there are. They're particularly helpful though, so I'm going to go down the hand gestures.

But I believe that's not great, but that's 18 points off on the frame for Rocky. We can get it back. You can claw it back up, believe you can. Okay, but it was a gust of wind, so you get the point for that. That's very good, actually, Clarkey. That's really good, man. Okay. Can we have that again? Yeah So I feel like it's a vacuum cleaner. There's nothing that's too big you've gone for it anyway, and then you regret it Oh, you know it's not that okay, but the thoughts

It's a good game, isn't it? It's a funnily guys. We're enjoying ourselves up here. It's just good. Anyway. So, it's a sucking noise? It's something that would take something in, I'd say. Robin's sucking.

The politics and... Just a mouthache. Oh, I don't know. This is my stress I've ever been. Did anyone else think? It was the other team. You were enjoying the noise. Have you got any idea what it might be? Was it a coffee machine?

It's not a coffee machine. James, any idea. Well, I thought it was dial up. The dial up, I was saying that and then you said to that and I don't think it's not a dial up. Clarkey, I'm going to allow you to say what it was. What was it supposed to be? A wood chipper. It was a wood chipper, of course it was. Of course it was a wood chipper. He got it. I use one every day. I got it. I was putting it on for so, Gwynne, will you keep in the scours there? Please, please, say you weren't.

What's that? Yeah, it was minus 17. Minus 17 now. Minus 17, very good. That might yet prove to be a good score. Next up is James Tom. You're guessing, James, here are your five noisy items. I thought I'd assumed... Oh, fuck.'t, I thought I assumed, oh, fuck.

I thought I'd just sit here and laugh at Paris making noises. No, I don't know, you're gonna make some noises for them. Oh, five of them. We're playing this for half an hour, don't worry. Yeah. Okay. Now remember, no, no hand gestures, no words, just noises. You understand? Oh, that's a hot answer. No hand gestures no words just noises you understand

Yes a little a little thumbs up. I'm afraid the thumbs up does count as a hand gesture I started on minus points The nod of the head nothing and they're always guessing not of the head you can stop with the nod of the head But you have to give me the definitely is this a hand gesture. The nod of the head? Nothing and the rules gets the nod of the head. You're going to stop with the nod of the head. But you have to give me the def. Is this a hand gesture? This is despair. No, I think the Rodan's thinker is not a... Not. OK, here we go.

In your own time, James A. Castor, let's hear your first noise, please. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's that hand doing? Oh! It wasn't looking. I doesn't matter, he wasn't looking. That's a pointed act. Hmm hmm hmm What what what what what what's that hand doing? Oh It wasn't looking I doesn't matter. He wasn't looking That's a point deducted Your mind is two point of change I cast I'm sorry it's three points deducted You're doing a lot talking man

He wasn't looking that's a good You're a part time man it's kind of the same as you That's right Well hand gesture and he wasn't looking that's four points deducted You tell tell That's right. Hangesh and he wasn't looking. That's four points deducted. You tell tale. Yes. Stitches get stitches.

Motorbike. It is a motorbike indeed. Well done. Don't celebrate James. Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, electric guitar. It is electric guitar well done. Beautiful. Okay. Third noise. Great song.

It's like a jazzy version of the coronation sweet thing, right? Really? Really enjoyed it. Okay. Oh! I think it's a very big thing. I think it's a very big deal. Surely. Surely someone's gonna say big deal. Bumble, that's bubbly.

Is this what ASMR is? I spent a lot of time trying to google shit like this. It's episode. It feels bubb trying to Google shit like this. I don't know what to put in. This is episode. It feels bubbly, it feels frothy. Bubbly, bubbly, little waters, bubbly, bubbly water. Sparkling water. Sorry for showing you. When else does water bubble? In a bath.

What? Oh, a kettle. Yes, it's a kettle. Yes. It's boiling water. Yeah, yeah. I'll give you a half a minute for that one. Okay. You have to be walked up to it. Okay. You're doing really well. For the audience listening at home, at home we're loving it. And for the rest of us, the audience here? It's up and down, it's not for you. Noise number four, for James A. Castor. Vee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee That's it. Spitting...

FIRE! An electric toothbrush! Oh, Mary Gertz! Very good. Oh! No. I'm going to allow celebrations because they're not over any helpful gestures, all right? You're going to allow celebrations. You can't enjoy yourself. I'm going to keep the fun in there. It's just going to keep on. It's just going to get fun.

Here we go. It's just a bit of fun. A little bit of celebration is absolutely fine. Final one. Okay. Here we go. James's just a bit of fun. A little bit of celebration, that's absolutely fine. Final one. Okay, here we go. James A. Gaston, the final noise please. Bubbles. Oh, bubble wrap. Is this your girlfriend burping? It's very, very good. It's not bubble wrap.

It's not bubble wrap, no, it's very, very good. It's a very good representation of the noise The hand gesture is now I'm gonna not half a point not a full point off there for that because of the hand gesture I know you weren't looking parry D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- Ding! I mean, if you can't do it, I'm sorry. Oh! Are we counting jingers and noise? I think that's a word. I think we are, so you lost a lot of point there. You lost another point, but...

I feel like it's very hard to do a ding. But listen, Harry, I feel like you're maybe the only person in the room who doesn't know what this thing is. What is it? Not over it. Throw it over to you. Throw it over to you. It's popcorn. It's popping popcorn! I also didn't know what it was. It's so hard. It's so stressful. What? That was so good. It's just criss-crossed. Queen. Do you want to do some hand gestures just to get them out? I did a little.

I opened the door with my hand. You opened the door to make popcorn? No, I found kind of like, I was emptying the back of the popcorn into the bowl and they fucking bought it. We're there. You were looking there. They were there. They fucking clogged it.

He's going. He's going. Why don't you fucking door. He's going. Sir, sir, he's going. He's going to whack me. Why'd you fucking dorks? He's going to whack me. Fuck it. They're all right over there. These guys.

So fucking, kids and Josie Long School of Comedy. They all snitch on us. They all snitch all the time if we're bad. They're annoyed. They didn't play with the rules of the game. I'm stressing out about it. Yeah. Listen, that bit's over. The next thing that you can do is me hand gestures you like as you can be guessing Tom, but first, Amy. Oh. Amy, it's your turn to be a noisy neighbour. Here are your five things, Ben. Yeah. What five things does Amy have in her package today?

Is this ASMR? Or is this... Is that... Ooh, I like that. Oh, yes. That's how you're ASMR. Sex. I don't know. I don't think I know ASMR.

Not sexual. Is that what that is in ASMR? Yeah. Yeah. Go, go. Two, no, two words. LAUGHTER I mean, technically it's one word right? Oh yeah, I hope you like.

I mean yeah it is a word though. I'm going to go and cook it. Cook is a word. Yeah, so that's minus a point. Oh, oh! It's the same word. It's a pigeon, it's a pigeon. Yeah. Pigeons don't go cook it. No. So she keeps the point. It's the same word. It's a pigeon, it's a pigeon, yeah.

Pigeons don't go cookin' on that. So she keeps the point. Ballet? An orchestra. Dingo, do, ding, ding, ding. Wooo! Hey, someone spotted a ding over there. And they gleefully yelled about it.

Sorry, it's been knocked on by the ding police. I'll sliver it over there. Oh, think watch. Yeah, ding, ding watch. Take it for me, Amy. This lot of been shutting all day, fucking finding Wally and shit. Good luck. Get an anything past him. I'm afraid we're going to... We're going to docker point for the ding, I'm afraid.

Opera, no. Ding-ding! Oh! She won't... Oh, you know what? Yes, for audience. It's Wally! She couldn't, you know what? Yes, for audience, it's worth it. She couldn't care less. That is so punk rock. We're gonna allow the do.

A real toe. You're allowing the do. A doorbell. I feel like you haven't guessed enough instruments, Clarky. A violin. The accomplishments. If you say thing again. Of course not.

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That was decidedly on Mike. Right? Like a shit. Right? Sweater. I'm going to get killed. Your mum's on the phone! Right, I mean, what the fuck is that? That was decided on Mike. Mike? Like a shit. Right?

It's where to hide, Christ. Right? Now that it would try. Mmmmmm. I'm pretty sure this is one of my guesses earlier. It was. It was. Errrr.

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It's a dinosaur. Yeah, that's not a dinosaur. It's one of the big ones. It's one of the big ones. It's a sea rex. It's a very dirty one. I mean, I think my It's a very dainty. It wasn't going to be a different tone, but it's quite. Okay, final one. Can I say Aimee is really good at this? Amy is fantastic. Yeah, you can. Clarky.

LAUGHTER Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, sh, sh, shhh, shhh, shhh They just watched a window and they were wearing the... They've grown tired, that's a problem. It's not a bird flying, no. You're absolutely trying to fix. It's quite nice to start. I've been to this. And it's said a bird flying. Next to a bird, I wouldn't walk off the pumpkin. No, a bird flying.

Yeah, I'll give that a go. Yeah. Remember, no hand gestures now. I hid. But you can waggle your eyebrows really hard. I'm just trying to think it. I'm just trying to think it. I'm just trying to think it. I'm just trying to think it.

I'm just trying to think it. I'm just trying to think it. I'm just trying to think it. I'm just trying to think it. I'm just trying to think it. I'm just trying to think it. I'm just trying to think it. I'm just trying to think it. I'm just trying help. Choo. Choo. Choo. Choo. It's a really hot one, clocky. Someone, oh, you haven't got it.

I don't know, I don't know what you think you got. Choo. Go on, go on. I'll say, I'll play it. Go on, go on. what do you think it is? Now this guy got one earlier, and he was very smug about it. He's got this one. But it was right.

But he was there lying. Yeah, are you a foli artist? He's a piano tuner. Go on, what's your... Stalking a match? Do you know what, are you really close? I'm really close. You're really close. A lighter.

No, it's not that. What, what, what, what? Oh, the I'm really close. You're really close. A lighter. No, it's not. What? What? What? Oh, the hands were all over the back there. I'm an expressive woman. And I am an expressive woman. I think this might be literally a lighter, lighter, lighter, lighter, lighter.

Yeah, it's a fucking fire. Do you want to go back and do the second one again, Amy? No, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, let it go. It was, it was to be clear, a roaring fire. A roaring fire. I've got a lot of blood, a lot of hobbins ridiculous.

A roaring fire. It was a roaring fire. It's got it, got it? Got it. Got it. Any idea what the instrument was? Piano. It was piano. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I even idea what the instrument was? Piano? It was piano, a lot of big ones, yeah.

And I even did a write for some of you guys. I'd say one of the big ones, I say, that's one of the big ones. I say, that's one of the big ones. Cacio demo. Before you go for Glockertjpeel, I think. Just make 100% sure you've ruled out piano. How? The other one was guitar, so you know, think about me,

sitting in my office writing these, I'm not writing Glockertjpeel, all right? How do you do T-Rex without the little hands? Like the little... You did it, you know what you did it, perfect? Okay, goblins, absolutely, thank you. I've lost my mind. So, you know, we'll have a hold on the scores, but there was a point when I locked eyes and... You look like you're losing your mind as well.

It's... He had an abacus in a nosebleed. It was... It was bad news for our dear producer. Tom Perry. It's against the spirit of the podcast at this stage to just say they can have this sound. I think it's like just to leave. So Tom, thank you kindly for your many, many words over the years. But we'll have no more of them for a moment. Here are your five things, James.

What is Tom desperately trying to communicate to you? I'm going to close my eyes. Close your eyes, okay? Me too. Tom, it's going to sit like that. Tom is going to sit on his hands. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-b It's a Glockage Bill actually, Widdling. No, it's a drum, it's a drum bit, it's a drum bit, straight in there. Simon, a Simon, a police Simon. A ambulance Simon.

It's an ambulance Simon, yes, they are different. A gun. Cannon. Spit the dog. A gun shooting a bird in a fessant. Boom! Whaaaaaaaaa! Okay.

Someone fallen off a cliff? Say it already. Have you said cannon already? I said cannon, yes. It's cannon, it's cannon. I didn't want to say yes, it's a cannon, because I thought you might penalise me for words. You're going to penalise me for words. Oh yeah! I thought you might penalise me for words, you're going to penalise me for it. Oh my God.

20, 25? Oh. I got three in three seconds. I got three in three seconds. I got three in three seconds. You've got two more to get to try and claw back some of those 25 last points. Try again, you fucking dumbass. LAUGHTER PUSH PUSH A pig eatin eating a snake.

LAUGHTER No, no, no. No! Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Venus fly trapping in a fly? Not Venus fly trapping in a fly. That was a genuine guess. Yeah, I don't know. Umm... Okay, that's a pig. Mooo! Mooo!

Ah! Tom, you're really good. He's taking you through a whole process. He's paying to get real check. I don't know what fan sure would think about this. Okay, that's something like pig getting shot, dying, getting sword up, cooked on a barbecue, eating. Someone to eat in bacon? Yes!

It was crying bacon, but yeah, bacon the engine. And to close this up in the final noise, Tom Perry, you've done so well so far apart from the 25 points you lost. Oh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Wow. Do I maybe do it again, Parry? It's too bad it's a podcast because the faces as grown men try to make these noises. The despair, the joy. I appreciate how seriously everyone has taken this. It's really heartening. Come on, final noise in Aiba, Tom, last noise.

Hmm. Someone thinking? I think that might be Tom thinking. Yeah. I'm not a kid. It's not a kitchen appliance. It's not a kitchen appliance, no. So I sort of gave you a bit of it. Let me see when you're getting close.

You saw the desperation in my life. It, it's not a million miles away from her. Tell another story about your daughter, to cheer us up. LAUGHTER Tell everyone what, she always says to the builders when she comes out. What are you working on, matey boys? LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE She loves scaff, she's obsessed with scaffold things. She's like, oh, scaff! Hey, what are you working on me, boy? I love you. Always cause a matey boy. Tom. Tom, you're doing incredibly well. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH It's not an automatic drill, no. It's a paper shredder. It's at your right, it's a paper shredder, of course. It's a paper shredder.

So there we go. Oh, believe me, that's only round one. Oh, yeah, no. producer Gwynne, give us the scores and as I'm kind, you can use words and hand gestures in whatever you like. Not that hand gesture, you dirty bastards. Yeah, what's that done to the scores? So Tom and James are in the leads with minus 21.5.

LAUGHTER Wow. And Ben and Amy are bringing up the rear with minus 35. Oh, my God! I might have to make the next few rounds if we're at the bit more points. Yeah, come on. So Tom and James are in the lead, but is that a sign?

That Ben and Amy should package up their bags and piss off home. We'll find out in part two, but before that, quick update my parcel, it's currently being processed. What a clip, that better name he should package up their bags and piss off home. We'll find out in part two, but before that, a quick update to my parcel. It's currently being processed. What a clip, Hannah! See you after this! Welcome back to Flight Shest Lambda! Now before the break, Tom and James were in the lead and that hasn't changed and neither has my parcels in pending arrival. Quick update, it's at the depot! The depot! Oh, yours happy valley, this is real drama.

The only thing that could make this whole situation more exciting was if I were to say, let's play round two, it's flat game, so let's play round two, it's flat game! Oh! GAME Let's make together games Let's make a game, let's make a forever overnight spin that thing, put that down Do us your job, get it into your news you get nothing, get it If you win you get go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Does Alan Parkridge get this? You can't script this, Cougan, and your writing team. He gets actual gold. Yeah. This week in flat games, we're playing our version of Backgammon, which we're calling Backstreet's Backgammon. 25% of the audience absolutely love it, though. Well, let's see if we can go through it. Let's see if we can ruin round the other three. 25% of the audience absolutely loving that. Well, let's see if we can go around the other three.

When they hit the rules, I'm going to ask each player to sing about a famous pig to the tune of a classic boy band hit. Famous pigs! Famous pigs! Final-like famous pigs! We listen! The list listeners ask for it. We respond it. The emails flood it in! When are the games gonna be about famous pigs?

So, one point... One point for their teammate for correctly guessing the pig- I'm not thinking about famous pigs right now. This guy is trying to get ahead of the game. The audience are on tender hooks here, aren't they? What, they're thinking, are there four famous pitchers? Well, the answer's no. But as you'll find out, on the fourth goes.

So... So, but it pretends you'll toast to the ten points for performance. So one point for... Guess the correct biggie, 10 for performance. Now, the question's a few points of order, of course. Am I rewarding singers who are original? Yeah. Yeah.

Am I rewarding singers who are the only one? Yeah. Am I rewarding singers who are sexual? Yeah. Yeah! I'm a reward extended to her. Sexual! Yeah! Everything you need, you need to be better rock your body rights. Everybody! Yeah!

Rock your body! Yeah! Everybody! Rock your body, right? Fagmas, bags! Alright! It was pigs, everybody. Fagmas pigs. Fagmas pigs.

Okay, let's start off, Ben. What are you... James. James slowly losing the words to the left. That's a generous use of the word slowly. Benny Boy! See if you can guess what's in this envelope. Give you a clue to Famous Big.

What are the big ones? What are the big hitters? What are the big three? What are the big three? What are the big three? One of the big three. How is any of this about living in a flat? Don't pull it that thread the whole thing will come apart. With all due respect. You've got no respect for us.

But then you've got due respect. Oh, I said, do you, Matthew? Yes. Well, we think you're a great dad.'t do that. By the way, 10, you've got due respect. Oh, I said, do you, Matthew? Yes. LAUGHTER Well, we think you're a great dad. I think so, if you respect me, you're a good dad. Great. What did your daughter buy your wife for her birthday? Oh.

LAUGHTER So, for weeks and weeks, I was saying to Cleo, what do you want to get for mum? And she was saying, I want to get her a loaf of bread. So, we went to the bakery on Becker and High Street and we wrapped up a lovely over bread. I mean you know what, it's literally the best present has ever gone for Charlie. She absolutely loved it. I know you've sent me the video a bit better than I've ever had. She loved it. Because I've requested it.

She actually loved it. So Ben, you're kicking off with the famous pick over there. You're going to be singing, I want it that way. Oh, the backstreet boys, the boys who gave the round the name. Amy, what famous pig? Remember, it's a famous pig we're singing about here. What? Famous pig. It's Ben singing about DJ Gwynnebott, The Welsh Wonder,

who's on the decks. Here we go. Oh yeah. You are a pig. You are not big, you are Widely sexy, I want a fuck Oh baby, oh, I'm together I can be your forever You're forever, ooh baby, get rid of that frog. How fuck you all night long?

Tell me why it's cause you're so strong and faithful. Tell me why. Tell me why. Oh yeah, I'm gonna wear you, you're gonna be my pick, puppet too. Oh! Yeah. Yeah. The problem is, that could be about any pig.

If you ask David Cameron, it could be. Fuck the turrets, fuck the turrets. Bring back M the Wii. Right here. The home of satire. What's going on over there? I was the confering going on between... I can't gestures! Words!

Okay, hit the phone right. Okay, can I just say, by the way, absolute favourite lyric, Harry? I don't know what yours was, but she lost it. Because you're strong and faithful. And the thing is, she really is. I didn't even know what I felt this way

until I started singing. That's why I love it. It was such a pure distillation of what you look for in a relationship, strength and faithfulness. And I loved it. It just came out, because I can see you being surprised by it as well., oh my god, I honestly, I almost laughed out my lungs. It was so amazing, I loved it. But, hey me, of course, we had a beautiful song from Ben, we need to know what pick was Ben Clark, no, not seeing it about. What famous, famous pick, really?

Famous pick. It was incredibly fuckable. Miss Picky. It was Miss Picky. Thank you. Thank you. I think that's a big surprise. Is that reason the frog actually really threw me off?

I don't think of Comet as a frog. I know his name is Comet, the frog. I think I'm almost like just a cute little I know his name is Comet the frog. I think I'm just a cute little boy. Who fucks a pig? I get it. I get it now. That's how I think a clock, you really? Just keep the little boy your fucks a pig.

So, I think you're going to get a clock for performance, because it was gone to be. It's gone to be up there, isn't it? It's great. It's got to be the mightest figures No, it's I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you nine out of ten Good luck in the ten guys Well here we go.

These pigs are only going to get more and more famous. James, I guess you're up next. Pigs will fly, as you'll be favouring us with Westlives classic flying without wings. The song, which Lil Piggy is Jimmy, Hey Caster. Little Jimmy A. Witch Mill Piggy is Lil Jimmy A singing about. I'd like... For this closure before we start, yeah.

You texted me saying, from the eyes of yourself with Fly World, I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I knew you wouldn't. You didn't do it. Because I thought I'd know it anyway. Oh, you don't? And I was thinking about WinBanif Marwinks.

LAUGHTER And I just figured that out. So I'm going to go for it. You're going to sing this... But it's not going to be to the original melody. It's going to be... I don't know what that is. It's going to be WinBanif Marwinks.

Well, I know that, because, you know, it goes... I know that bit, but... Don't know what. I can't sing anyway. No, you can't bet us. Just do your best to have a load of fun with it. Just have a load of fun and do it as a wrap. Pick some back in. This is not the back days.

Break back not the wig people. This was not the wig week. We would have rinsed her for doing that wrap at the bafters. We would have destroyed her. Who did the wrap? Yeah, the wrap at the bafters. Angela Bacid did the thing by all the day of it. Oh, this is what happens when you got an audience who were fucking used in... Calculators instead of the internet.

It's true, the Ting Ting's got a bigger clap though. Something that happened this week. Absolutely astounded. Mum would have got what we were talking about. These nerds. If you had a reference to Chumbo Wumber, they'd have gone fucking crazy. John Miss Cocker, after his ass at Michael Jackson, don't mind if I do!

Not the baffters, they're the brits. Someone did a rap at the baffters and it was bad guys, that's all you need to know. Right, so what you decided, you said, I don't know the song, I don't know the words, I don't know the tune, and I'm gonna slag off someone else first. Yeah, I'm somebody who does musical theater. Yeah, Jay Caster. Off you go, flying with that winks. Do you want me to count you in, or not?

LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Will it help? Do they start singing with the music straight away? Not immediately, no. I'll just go for feel where it feels they should've done singing. I've got a pretty keen ear for this sort of stuff. Thank you so much.

Someone's already got a phone out filming the whole thing. Actually, that's good to know. Better that in mind as I'm going on. Just a little head up. Bad time mine doesn't go no What's that a pig a pig in the field a pig chasing sheep Get in the pan that'll do pig You're a good pig. Thank you very much. You're opinion me so much to me. I'm a little pig.

And all my life, I just wanted to be a special fraying. And I'm a farmer. And people say, you're in that pig. You better stay out of our fucking house, because we saw you. Heady of a week, talking to that pig under the table while we were being friends in the living room.

You and that pig, talking about the sheep, dark trials, that you enter in, it's a pig. It is not a dog when you're going to get that in your fucking head. Well, the jokes are on you new we got nominated for best picture people often forget that Stupid film for little kids, but I guess that it was a slow one We didn't win of course we didn't win that would have been fucking insane I'm not sure if they they said that we are one And we went against the award

And everybody sat down and said How the fuck did they win? We all made so many films about important things Like racism and AIDS, and they made a film about a talking vehicle Like sheep, and the farmer It's really with me and he's up there right now And when they said the birth winner of best picture is What who should start walking towards the stage We went to everybody like it was him like he had one

Thinking it was funny But it was feel it don't feel Yeah! So... So you did know the truth? Look, you know, I always make out like you don't know it. They've been hustling. They've been building you do? We've been building you do know it.

Oh my God. Stuart Little, final answer. He's locking it in. Tom Perry. Babe. It was babe. It was top. Gorgeous. Gorgeous baby. Gorgeous song by take that. Could have done babe to babe. Just not that now. What a shame. So what are we going to give? I mean, what are we going to give? It's double digits. It's got to be double digits, hasn't it? That's the best thing I've ever done in my life. It's got to be a double digit. I'm giving the full 10 to James A. Feels great, feels great.

Feels really good. Yeah. Wow. One year in Edinburgh, James watched every, when we lived together, James watched every best picture winner. And I thought, this is insane. Why are you doing this? And now, I know why. And paid off, we always Google, we got nominated alongside it while we were watching it. And comment on it if it should have won or not. We are crazy comedians. And we had a chocolate bowl, we had a good time.

A chocolate bowl in the flat and we were watching best picture winners. I think Lee Hurst would spit on us. LAUGHTER So, who have we got next? Well, it has to be, of course, Amy and ex. There's no other pig. No. Your song is What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction.

Ooh. Benk? Yes. Which sweet swine is Amy singing about? That's for you to guess. That's one of the big famous pig. A lot of big famous pigs. Sweet, sweet swine. Sweet, sweet swine.

Goes to my head. Good stuff. goes to my head. That's good. That's good stuff. What is the median age of this room? Ah, baby 40. Oh! You be fortunate to see it. Famous pigs. Famous pigs, man. Fam to have famous pigs.

Famous pigs, man. Famous pigs, everybody. Famous pigs, baby. Famous pigs. Famous pigs. Okay. Famous pigs. So, you get winbots. Are you there? That's what makes you beautiful. Okay. So hello. You're in the store. Don't know what for. You're looking round and you look at the door. Oh, you see a farm and there's some friends. And you say, huh, is this how my story ends?

Walking across the room, from to see A little pink who's happy to be friends with a mouse and maybe she has a mum I don't have kids so this isn't relevant to me But I understand that in America there are children who have British accents Because they watch this TV show I am a pig and I'm very popular I am British in a very weird way I think the states think we're really weird because we have Peaks are not the things that are friends Why is the pig such a enduring cultural figure? Yeah, I am, peaked and lots of things have happened.

Why is the pig such a enduring cultural figure? Yes! Beautiful. Yeah. In the next. Oh, the most pink. Famous. Famous pink.

Famous pink. Famous pink. You really messed up giving Clarkier nine for performance. I know. I know where to go after that. I know. I know. I know where to go after that.

I know where to go after that. I know where to go after that. I know where to go after that. I know where to go after that. I know where to go after that. Famous pigs, fangames pigs! Fangames pigs! You really messed up giving Clarkier nine for performance. LAUGHTER I know. Oh no, where'd it go after that? The only way is up. I'm putting Sean Bender with the best he said, but Johnny's a nine. LAUGHTER No, let's see if everyone else does a fuck.

You're gonna be able to have one of ten, no? LAUGHTER Right, clocky. Any idea? What pig, Amy and neck was thinking about? What favor's pig was she saying? Yeah. It's the last one, peppermint.

It's peppermint. Last favor's pig. I mean, what do I do here, man? I'm gonna give her a turn. I need a rope from my own back when it's gonna be a 10. It's gonna be a 10 on the way. Like peppermint's dad says, it her a 10. I ain't a rock from my own back when it's gonna be a 10. It's gonna be a 10 on the way! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Like Pepper Pig's dad says,

it's a fair and good offer. LAUGHTER And I'll take it. Oh, you have to. I have to eat it, yeah. OK. Final favour is pig. Final is pig.

There's your porker and your song as well. And it's a festive cork. A festive one. It's a festive cork. Wow. You can say porky beef you like. If it's not porky pig, I'm not going to get it anyway. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it.

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I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. You can say it if you like. Oh, I won't. Wow. You can say, bookie me if you like. If it's not porky pig, I'm not going to get it anyway. I can't really think of many other pigs. Let's find out if you can work out this famous pig.

Number four and it's a three. Famous pigs. DJ Gwynnbottes. Spin those wheels of steel Hey now baby, I think you know I'm trying to hang around with this line. Are you sure that I'm a pig? I am hanging around the savada having fun with a friend who's very small I'm a higher pig when I live in Africa I've got two horns but they come out of my door

Oh, hey now, I think we're gonna cry I'm friends with a lie I know that doesn't matter Hey now, I'm going to say, because I said it anyway, who number does her? Oh, that is a bad with lots of worries. Top with, and will you cry? Lona worries and the rest of your day is won't be very long, but the sound of things. You get that emotional when you're here.

When you're here, Christmas music and you're taking all those fat checks. Just start crying. Oh, I think about Christmas films a bit. I could do one where a wartog in a pig. Who'd you be making a switch Christmas? The whole time. It was the most intense thing I've ever seen. He was blocking eyes with Gwen. He was producer Gwen.

You didn't blink once. I was thinking about meatlicker after the show. Sorry, James, you were... But, okay, James, if you've got any idea, what pig of the list of famous pigs he was singing about. Look, I know you found that difficult man, but the lyrics were spot on and crucially was it nominate for best picture Animated I mean got to be no it wasn't because that that category didn't exist That that that that for Shrek 3D didn't they brought it in for a toy story was was was what category was nominated

It was a great fool It was what the category was nominated. It was a great fool. I mean, we were invited to parties, but we would not. Why, Bob, and no one knows that stuff? And they haven't got a chocolate bowl. So, go on. Pumb of the... Pumb of the warhog. Pumb of the young Warhog, yeah exactly, what's it do? The young Warhog.

Yeah. But... When you've got, when you've given ten already, what can you give us a vocal performance like that? Seven for Paris, seven for Paris. Seven for Paris. Seven points for Paris, I like, seven for Paris. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, DJ Gwynn, give us the scores,

but can you give us a bit of, I want it that way? Yeah, I'll just need to work them out first. You work them out first. Yeah, I'll do it in the intro until we go. Yeah, you're all bloody hell. Race against time. Here we go. Frantic scribbling, go. Ben and Amy have minus

14 and torment. James have, I think minus one and a half. Tell me why. Okay. So in this next round, I have only one band of boys that I've cast. That's a joy to tell me why other people are like that. A couple of boys. No you want to go by.

No you want to go by. In this next round, there is only one band of boys that counts. It's of course the beef brothers. Oh, yeah, you've got a problem, I'll call it a problem. If you've got a problem, call it a beef. If you've got a beef, maybe we can help you. Be from the selling like a beef Yes indeed its beef brothers where each week we ask our panelists to sort out a flat share based beef

And today's one comes from Alia who is in the audience. Hello Alia. Hi Alia writes my neighbors are really old Are they in? I'm getting up down. I don't get up down. I don't get up down. That's a problem. I get knocked down.

I press that red button around my neck. My neighbours are really old. They always look over the fence, which I erected, to avoid them looking over. How old are you? But they found a step to look over anyway. Old people are wildly man. Old people are wildly. I'm wrong for being annoyed.

They are really old and I feel bad. Okay. You don't feel that bad, do you? They are really old and I feel bad. OK. LAUGHTER You don't feel that bad, do you? So Ben and Amy, you are on a Lea's side. I'm straight. Tom and James, you are on the side of the oldies. I'm sorry. Before all of that, let's have a cross examination.

Anyone got any questions for... Anyone got any questions for a Lea here? From either side. Yeah, I got one. What are they looking at? It's the big question. Big question. I suppose they're more interested in interacting.

As soon as I, like they hear my back's all open, few of you. Big dinner. LAUGHTER Oh. LAUGHTER APPLAUSE LAUGHTER

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OK. And this is why I think I'm a bad person, because there was a five foot fence there initially, like a wall. And I was like, every time I go my garden, they come and say hi, and I'm really like annoyed by this. So... Because I would say, hello, how are you?

What you've been up to? Just checking on you. Are you all right? She's right, though, it is hilarious. Yeah. Just making sure that was what was annoying. So I ended up putting a fence up, thinking it was going to be like six and a half foot,

but it ended up just being like six foot. And I was like, okay fine, it should be fine. And then the next day the guy comes out and he steps on a step and he goes, oh nice fence and I could see his face just moving. Perfect first words. Absolutely, couldn't have pitched that better. The first word over the fence. Nice fence.

Absolutely. I put that up. That was someone from talking. Nice fence. Absolutely. Absolutely legend. I bet he went in signing as, guess what I said to us, nice fence. Fuck you.

I said that to her. We can't hear them from the wall stucking us off. If you don't mind me asking, how old are you? I'm 28. How old are they, you reckon, when you say really old? They've been every ages, I think. Don't say 42. Police guards, that's what I'm saying.

They're definitely like 60, 70, maybe like really old. You try to really old. You try to say old. Oh God, yeah. You need to go higher than that. Yeah, you'd have to say 60 and felt the room change. Yeah, yeah. 60-70, exactly like 90.

They're every 90, yeah. Like 107, like, oh, just old. Yeah. Yeah, you're seeing the terror hawks. They remember that show. Yeah. I have one quick question. Are you in London? This is all in happening in London.

We're in London, yes, yes. Are we in London? Are you in a suburban bit of London or is it quite central London? So it's kind of, I guess, half and half. They've been there for ages, so they've seen the area like Gentrafry. So they've opened your cell phone. Wow. The defence rest, you're right. They've been there for ages. The defense rest. Okay, so it's a changing area and you're absolutely right not to tell a group of people where you live. And that was smart. But they've seen it gentrafried. Yeah.

And you're there now. Yeah. Put it up fences. And do you own it if you're putting up a fence? Yeah, kind of. So you're 27 only in a property in London. A wrecked in fences helps stop all people asking you how you are. So what side of my own? You're on your own.

You're on her side. OK. You've got a real. Who are you? You've got a real tool order. Literally. Is it too late to change the beef? I love the banned wire. Nice by, boy. What are the, I've got a lot of questions. I know he's asking. Please ask him. I know he has one kind of like move it on a map. What are the, I've got a lot of questions.

I know it's asking, I know it's asking. Please ask. No, no, no, no, no, no, no one said that apart from you. The guy who checked his phone about two minutes ago, it's super time was. I went off for a phone, my beard text about my cats. They're fun. They're fun.

You go into your garden. Yeah. What are, at the conversations, literally just how are you, but what are, because you say an annoying, there must be something that is like, I can't, this does my head and I hate it. Yeah.

Because remember, you need to win over everybody. I'm trying. So don't be afraid to just like, glass them out. James is throwing you a lifeline here earlier. What is it they do that is actually going to get people's goats? OK, this is bad because it's not objectively annoying. It's just like, I'll just be outside. What are they doing?

They're making a cake like a... Remember your birthday. Home made jam. Check in your own. A package was delivered before you when it was raining. So we took it in. What's not objective of you knowing to you, go on this area. Okay, so one time I was picking up leaves.

This is actually not. I was picking up leaves. She could have gone to the old homeowner at 27. You were picking up leaves, yeah. And then the neighbour, he was like, do you want a rake? I was like, no, I think I'm okay. Like, yeah. Let up an issue.

Don't know what he said about the rake. You don't know. Pick up leaves of your hands. Yeah, like, it's just... That's sad. Would you like a... You... Would you like a rake?

Would you like a rake? Fuck off! You say, yeah, I'll take the rakey to clock to go over the head. You said, why would you die? You're 57 for fuck's sake. You are taking up space. How can we gentrify you? You ain't co-lipasters.

Live by the rake, die by the rake! Oh dear. I'm gonna have to really rest. You stopped talking to me. Because this is now literally impossible. You're not going to... Go on, go on, go on. So he offered you a rake. One time I was in my garden, and I started choking.

And he jumped off fence and gave me the fucking hype. I was like, oh, it's fucking god, I didn't finish this! Get my coat on your side of the fence. and he jumped off and said, game is a fucking high, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm fucking god, I'm gonna finish this! Yeah. Give me a hug, you're a fan of this. Please are you a frontline worker? And let me tell you that the author is, yes, you are.

What do you do? I'm a software engineer. Okay. Uh-oh. That's a frontline of a guy. Yeah. The millennium bug. So you work for that? For you to defend yourself about that, from that when you ate.

Or with a bucket hole you were five. How did the rake episode end? So he gave me a rake, but what was really annoying about it is... Yeah, no, no, what was really annoying about it? Yeah, it's like, why did he know that I needed a rape? Because he was... Uh-uh-uh. Because you were picking up leaves with your fucking hands.

What? Okay. How did you see for your glaucoma misted eyes? Yes. You were there. Yes. That's why you were in that. That's why you were in that. Leave flowing into his garden. That's got to be a little hard for them. That's obviously you're flowing into his garden. There's got to be an arm pulled off.

Like no. How'd you pick up Lee's Google? Alexa pick up my Lee's. Give me a leaf blower or fuck off. So just to recap. Before you make your cases, Amy and Ben, you're obviously on a leo side. I better know it. James, and top you're on what I call the right side of history. So we've got one of these young people who owns their own property, works for Big Tech. Um... LAUGHTER

Hates the elderly... and finds... helpfulness to me... the most cardinal of sins. LAUGHTER Let's not forget the... I tried to... I tried to build a...

a Trump-style barricade... LAUGHTER between her and her reminder, but the fact she's not going to be 28 per fucking ever. That's not forget, also they're not just old people, they're people who were in the area since before it was gentrified. They had the original residents. They're clinging on.

It was still off from the hell. Whenever she needs it, would you like your egg? How'd you fucking know what I need? How did you know that? So anyway, that is a stonish. A stonish. I've never extended such an olive branch. Well, the leaves might fall off that olive branch.

Don't offer it to her. She would hate that. She'll put it to her. Don't offer it. She would hate that. She'll put it in an otolengue stew. You're age. It's stew. I think it makes a lot of sense and I'm on her side. Well, that's very good.

Big bang good because I'm going to the begin. Begin the case. That's the lot to do. The prosecution, Amy and X, you have what? I'm like, you know what? I'm like, you know what? I'm like, you know what? I'm like, you know what? I'm like, you know what? I'm like, you know what? I'm like, you know what? I'm like, you know what?

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Okay, if I think of the great TV show Home Improvement, okay, I think there was a certain fella. Now you're doing the white colour. Now you're audience. If I think of the current TV show, Home Improvement, I think of the neighbour there, leaning over the fence with a creepy hat on a lot of the time. Never showing his full face, hello red flag! So this is a young woman, a young woman, may I say, living in the big city, may I say. I see only women on the banner, I think I can emphasize, I can understand Ben and I were allies. And we see that you are just looking at She's not part of it anymore and he has the truth man have been looking over fences a young women's time in memorial

And now a woman has a job in 2023 she has a well-paying job and she shouldn't build a feminist fence Very strong opening argument I feel like I'm done my own movement I'm pretty sure I just went against ever since she stands for I do it again! It's for one point this round. Nice to know you, Price. I genuinely really need a piss. Yeah.

And I'm happy to go while this is, while the time is on. Because I'm that confident we're gonna win. Okay, I'll never met a worse person. Okay, your minute to go for a piss begins now. A woman wouldn't need to go for a piss, you know. We women fighting the good men. Women don't piss. They love it.

They love it. Anyously. Famously they don't piss. Any further questions for Alia? I think it's going at this stage. I've got to ask, when the person speaking against you is just excited, they're so confident they can go and urinate. I think it's interesting, because I've never really vocalized this stress of mine.

You know, they say a problem shared is a problem hard. How are you feeling now? A little lighter? Yeah, I feel like I can talk about it. Yeah. You really shouldn't, by the way. I can't stress enough to... This is an unsafe space. You're walking all up in there.

He's got five seconds left. CHEERING Oh, wow, we! So there we go. A couple of times of applause for coming back to James. James concludes the case, they all... It begins the case for the defence. So, Ben, a lot of points to rebut. The James made there. You've got a minute to rebut them. And your time begins...

My rebuttal to Amy was a minute to rebut them and your time begins... My rebuttal to Amy was I went to the ladies toilet. LAUGHTER I'm absolutely fine with that. Yeah, it's pretty cool actually. LAUGHTER Your minute begins now. I've just realised that I really need a shits.

LAUGHTER Listen, here's the thing. I really need a shits. Listen, here's the thing. We all know what's going on here, and no one's mentioning it. These guys voted Brexit. We all fucking know it! Wait, Tom and James. Break that knot the way you get. Leaves means leaves.

The comedians, comedian, 2023. Tom Perry. You've got 10 tickets left, Barkey. All those casayers that... ...that he's old things stalking behind the fence. They're testing for weaknesses. We've all seen him out of the sit- the park. This is what they do, man. You'll be raking your leaves and then suddenly in the bushes.

Clevver girl. No hand gestures. That was a really good question. Thank you, everybody. Clearly the case for prosecution. APPLAUSE I can't hear you ask everybody. I can't hear you ask everybody. I can't hear you ask everybody. I can't hear you ask everybody. I can't hear you ask everybody.

He leaves me. He leaves me. He leaves me. He leaves me. He leaves me. He leaves me. He leaves me. He leaves me. He leaves me. That'd be so. So Tom, are you going to conclude the case for the defence as yourself?

Oh, I'll do it in the style of a John Grisham defence lawyer. Oh you are? The name is to Fan Shaw Standard. Fan Shaw Standard. Presiding and providing your mini-should you need it against now. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Well, I recognize some of your faces there. Pam from the stand.

That's right. You know the town stands? Well, there's Pam. Day in, day out. Why are you doing it that stand, Pam? Having a good old stand. Jeff there from the chair. Oh, oh, oh. we're a simple town.

We're standing, we're sitting. Life's uncomplicated. Them dead big lawyers, dead from the city, with their fancy words, women. We're men, we work. We don't know no words like that brownie, we men and we're not men. Standing in a city, simple folk, easy life, farm the land, catch a crap. I gave you some cream for that, sir, by the way. You all probably remember the story of farmer Tim one day there, down on his plotter land.

Hell, there it was, tending the hedge, went up, puff, wha-whoa-whoa! Dining a little chicken. Not in his head. He never seen a chicken so tall, apart from the hedge. Can't believe his eyes. Chicken stood on a pig. Let me finish.

Pig stood on a cow. And on human pyramid. An unhuman pyramid! Parmatim there! Can't believe it's eyes! Ran down to the watering hole! We gave him the advice! You keep that cow stood on the pigs, stood on the chicken, teach a man a fish. I'm a threat growing, coming for a piss now. I know this was I never defense. What is with a tapping?

Man, good assault tickets for the Unhuman Pyramid for the rest of his life! $6, $7, I'd buy! Farm a pig and impatient, no, not'm a pig. Farmer Tim and impatient man Two days later three-meet gumbo The defense rest I was gonna ask what pepper pig was like later, but you've just told me now. It's a dark pepper pig. Right, so I can't make the decision myself because the needle on my moral compass snapped off years ago.

That'll teach me for playing with it too much. So instead, I'm calling upon our live Phoenix audience to make the call. So if you think Amy and Ben, and therefore, I mean, what's the point? And Alia, if you think Amy and Ben and therefore Alia is in the right, I would like you to applaud now. Woo! Do you think Amy and Ben and therefore Alia are in the right, I would like you to applaud now.

Woo! One of those people is Alia by the way. Alia is a blogger. And the people she's paid to come with her. Alia clapping and somehow smiling. But if you think If you think that the oldies are in the right and therefore James and Vantiel stand and made the best case, please applaud now There you go. There you go.

There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go.

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There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. tonight. Just play the this, just play the this. This will confuse the fuck out of the audience. Podcasts, no. It's like a radio show on the internet, man. Yes, it's a proper

job. I know these guys. It's not up to you to go pappies and they'll go, oh yes, nominated in 2007. No, no, no. So yes, at Good News folks, my package is one street away. That means it will be absolutely ages giving us plenty of time to listen to the Quick Fire round G-Doll! This is the quick fire round. It's the round that goes really quickly, which is why it is quite amusing that it has a long introduction. What a job. It has a long introduction.

Yet the round is really quick. This introduction really is quite long. I'm guessing it's gonna come in at around five years. You could boil an egg in that time. You could certainly fry an egg. In fact if you are about to boil or fry an egg go back to the start and use this as your watch. you'll probably also be alright if you are going to poach your egg. I've never poached an egg well. Go back and start to poach your egg from the start of this jingle If you're going to scramble Then perhaps start halfway through God forbid that you overscramble your eggs My brother says let them cook on the plane

He's always serving, running scramble eggs, and I'm not sure that it's better. Don't get me wrong, Tim, I'm grateful when you cooked me breakfast, but there's nothing wrong with giving it a little bit more time. Anyway, I digress. Let's focus back on your ex. I think they're ready now. I think your eggs are ready now Whether you've boiled them or fried them Or scrambled them or poked them Unless you've baked them I think baking takes a lot longer

I wouldn't know cause who the fuck Bakes eggs I know it's called Shaxu But who's got time to make Shaxu Because I'm busy Getting on with the quick fire RUN! I think Astro is looking for Pokemon during that. Yeah.

Get yourself any, get a squirtle. No Joy around here. Right now it's mainly about collecting gifts from your friends and pinning them to your postcard book. And if you do that, then you can get a bug that you can then evolve into a butterfly. Do you need to move around the room to see if there are any Pokemon in other corners? No, it's not. A big enough room.

Okay. I have to say, we were invited to party. I'm sure they wanted us there. So this is indeed the quick fire round and as our show is about signing for a package I'm going to ask the players to pop their name on each answer by swapping the first letters with their initials. So for example if the answer was flat share slam down, Ben would answer, flat share, clam down, A and E, a flat share, a lam down, James, a flat share, a lam down, and Tom, flat share, a lam down. And let's see if we can't have a bit of fun with that. If you ain't enjoying that, you're dead. You're dead. You're

really old. Yeah, just move next to a lear and dies. Instead of buzzers, I'd like you to shout out your first name. It's Ben and Amy, let's hear yours. Ben. And Tom and James? Tom. James. Thank you very much.

Of We Go. It's been mentioned many times already. Name the 1996 Spielberg movie about dinosaurs. Ben. Ben. Brasset Club. Cheap. Yeah. Yeahasset club. Chia.

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely right. LAUGHTER May and the team that has been home to Skoles counted our Rooney and Ben. Amy. And Chester Arnaytert. I'm sure you're correct.

Tell me something girl, which famous singer was nominated for a best actress Oscar for her role in the 2003. Amy. Amy. Aga, agga, agaga. LAUGHTER So, that's correct. Ephone, hamanata.

What is the name of the largest of the bells in the great clock of Westminster? Ben. Ben. LAUGHTER Big Ken. Big Ken. LAUGHTER I'd love that. Better name for him. I'd love that. Better name for him. I'd love that.

Much better name. There goes Big Ken. Who plays Doctor Strange? Amy. Amy. Amy was just first there. Benedict, under that. I'm going to give it to you.

Yes, absolutely right. Which author is famous for writing the Discworld novels? James. James. Jerry? Yeah. Arach James. Jerry? Yeah. Our Ackchitz. Jerry Ackchitz is great. Who played Rachel in Friends? James. James. Jennifer. Oh, I missed it. Jennifer, you love that. Love that. What is the full name of the Rodeside Rescue Service known as the AA? Amy.

Yeah. LAUGHTER AA, AA. Yeah, that's what's the full name of what was it stand for? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I knew it's for me, but I didn't know. All right.

Automobiles. You got half a point for that. The automobile association. Which cheeky comedian plays a naughty genie in the hit podcast off menu? James. Yes? James A.

Correct. Who is the host of the panel podcast, What Women Want? Amy. Amy. Cool podcast. Definitely download it. Amy Nerd. Amy Nerd. Who alongside Megan Pugh co-wrote and produced the bad-

nominated Tom? Ten part. Ten part is correct. Name the writer behind the Christmas movie. James, James. John Murray. Is a... No, I can't complete the question. A Christmas Carol. No.

That's a good film. Great film. Jules Aikens. Jules Aikens? Yeah, I guess That's a good film. Great film. Jarls Aikens. Jarls Aikens? Yeah, I guess that's all I have. Have you seen the pig in that film, by the way? Oh, they're very, very famous. So strong.

That's so funny. So strong. So strong. So strong. So funny. You have to end the round there. That is the end of the round. And the end of the game and my package is still out for delivery.

So before we find out the final scores, Aime the end of the round and the end of the game and my package is still out for delivery So before we find out the final scores, Aimee, James, anything you'd like to plug? Oh You've got I own fence business. I've started Guaranteed seven for every time. So we can add a foot to it any any wall any fence furniture have we can add a solid foot to it and Guaranteed compliments immediately James has an album oh yeah, that is very good and that we've got a friend out in May out in May, but yeah, but yeah, we don't know when this is going out. Oh, that's it. What's this going out?

when this is going out. Oh, that's it. What's this going out? No. I'm not a fit in. You know, and I've just got a great friendship with James, and we're just having a great time. Yeah, you're great, Paul. Yeah, just a point in this guy. Are you making your friendship? I feel emotional. Not enough people to know about our friendship.

Yeah, that's been a real threat for me. I've just been dropping in all the times we hung out. That one time we lived together. How much I know about his girlfriend's burps? You know, I'm different. You're a regular pumbrant alone. Stay now! Let's have a little bit of win-win in my week. Let's come on, let's hear it, let's hear it. Oh yeah, I'll see you all again.

So thanks to all of you for watching. As always, check out our Patreon, Patreon.com, forward slash Pappy's Flat Share, like, subscribe, rate and review our podcast or just tweet, recommend the podcast to all of your friends. So, producer Gwyn, this is very exciting. What? This is exciting. This is exciting guys. I was technically producer Gwyn,

so I could put a bit of, you know, I'm into it. So, producer Gwyn, let's see it. Why'd you meet this guy? This guy, yeah, yeah. Never met before my life. What's your mate? I've never heard you talk about producer Gwyn. We never have you talking about it.

We thought he was here. You never ever talk about him to me. I talk about him all the time, see you never had him talk about it. We thought he was here. You never talk about him to me. I talk about him all the time, see you. No you don't. He lives with us in Edinburgh. He's a chocolate ball guy. You've gone holding the chocolate ball? You kept holding the curly wall.

We did have a fire with some green and black. And God bless us. He's the best one. It's not like a Leia. After your reputation has been besmirched like that, what are the final scores? Who is this guy? I tell you what, his name is producer Grin, can you guess what he is? He's the producer not a little joke.

He's a lovely Welsh man. Anyway, that's as much origin stories I've willing to tell. There's some reeks of witness protection. Who the hell is this? As much origin stories as I'm willing to tell. There's some ricks of witness protection. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Who the hell is this? OK. I'm going to get outed on this guy. Here we go.

Peter Grin, what the final scores? I'm going to find out about you. You can try. There's not much out there. I didn't think this was over. As a personal friend of James, I can say, this is how he begins his friendship. So that'd be very exciting for you.

Looking forward to a long fruitful friendship. That's all. It's a nice, it's a nice boy. Just a bit of fun. So listen. The scores. The scores. That's what we want.

Yeah. Right. Don't get GP. No, it's about fire. No, it's about fire, it's. Come on, producer. Let's hear those final scores. The scores are Ben and Amy have minus 8.5,

and the winners are... What? Tom and James, James? Yes. LAUGHTER It's five and a half. Oh! Fantastic! So unbelievable.

It looks like Amy and... He went for a piece halfway through. And we lived... And he's... Yeah, because you'd backfucking Hitler. LAUGHTER So listen, Lenis. Amy and Venom have been, I'm sorry,

you all are going to be staying in the site for the package. While, of course, Tom and James will be signing the name across my heart, I want to be my baby, Terence Trent Darby, who remembers the NJs. Thanks to our guest, Amy and James A. Gaster. We have been Pappies. See you next time on Flash A. Slender. Pappies, Flash A, Slender, Peter R. I.C. of In Pop and Top, Barry, with special guest change, I take that to Anami and I. It implies my papis have been walker, take that to the season by Emma Corsion, win restavis,

who is that guy? And Andrew Warby is produced by Emma Corsion, but that's where I'm under the Phoenix, to all the wonderful folks at home, once you came to the show, and Papis franchise now has this huge branch of egg, that's on the internet, hang on, my pap you just arrived, to Ray! Let's do the themselves for me! Best day ever, Jason Romba! Cheers! Oh!

Wow, there you go. I enjoyed that. I enjoyed that as well. I enjoyed performing it. I enjoyed listening back to it. Basically, it's put a real smile to my chops. Do you ever, when you're listening back, forget an ad lib that you did, and remember, like, or in the moment, think,

oh, I wish I'd say that now, and then you do say it, and you feel very satisfied. On occasion. I always remember my ad lib. Oh, yeah. I'm extremely angry now. Well, it's because they're all written down. Yeah.

You've written a bit of paper, yeah. Write them two days before. So it's fine, I don't need to. Just check my Google Drive and there they are. Well thanks for listening folks. Yeah, now we haven't got any live shows in the diary. It's not much else to plug, but Patreon. And as well, if you enjoyed this episode,

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recommend the Patreon as someone who can't afford it. If you know any millionaires, recommend it to them. It's a good month to recommend it to people, I think, because I bet you'll be, you know, on the bus that you're on, so you'll be listening to Off Menu, and you can be not ladily, obviously, but like, you'll be able to go, oh, listen to when he was on flat-share slat,

like, you know, it gives you your in. Absolutely. You're in the office, you're at the water cooler. You go, oh, hell of an end of month, wasn't it? Oh, we got it all in. You're in the office, you're at the water cooler. You go, oh, hell of an end of month, wasn't it? Oh, we got it all in. Oh, yeah, I'm a lacs now, by listening to off menu, a podcast that I listen to and you go,

ah, I like, and then you've gotten in, you know what I mean. So, see those little opportunities now. Yeah, and enjoy the start of month if you work in an office because the start of the month a lot easier than the end of the month. Oh, that's kind of good. The start of the month is enjoying the fact you've got it all at the end of the last month. You know, you still got... Oh my god, you've got three weeks till the end of the month and then you know what, you've

really got to get it all in before the end of the month guys. You've got to get it all in before the end of the month. You've got to get it all in. Guys, we've never had actual jobs, but we've heard from people who do, that when we're the end of the month rolls around, you've got to get it in, guys, you've got to get it all in. It's the end of the month that I'm only midway through it. I've got to get it all in.

You've got to get it all in, clucky, please. For your own sake, you've got to get it all in. Right, we'll have, anyway, yeah. The short month, Tom, Tom, you're pushing on Open Door here. It is, and it's a short month, it's hard to get it all into the 28 days that Fairba allows us. Oh, mate. Let me know.

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of gesturing has put him to the test. He needs to spend a long weekend with our buddy Roger best. Oh now we're feeling weary. We've sold so many tells. We need a break. I've done so hard. My legs are bowing. So I'll leave you with my good friend Owen. Oh, just as the gestures. Oh, just as the gestures. Oh, just as the gestures. Oh, just as the gestures. But Doctor, I am the gesture. Oh, but Doctor, I am that gesture But Doctor I am that gesture

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